1 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:00,580 Dr. 2 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,060 Wall-E, what are you doing? 3 00:01:07,540 --> 00:01:09,300 I need to get a message out. 4 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:12,740 I know too much. 5 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,700 They're not going to let us leave. 6 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,040 I'm sending for help. 7 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:20,300 Everything is going to be okay, my little Tweety. 8 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:21,780 I promise. 9 00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:31,630 we can push you. 10 00:02:33,330 --> 00:02:35,770 Someday, the truth will be known. 11 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,399 Meep, meep. 12 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:39,149 I'll just shoot it down. 13 00:05:39,150 --> 00:05:40,150 Lock on target. 14 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:41,550 Clear to engage. 15 00:07:30,799 --> 00:07:35,880 Have you gotten into a catapult hoping to be gently and sensibly flown to a 16 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:40,860 destination of your choosing, only to be violently piledrived face-first into the 17 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:41,860 ground? 18 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:46,720 Have you ever set a big stack of TNT on the road, hoping to blow up your 19 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:50,360 nemesis, but when you press the detonator, the detonator itself 20 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,360 explodes? 21 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:56,340 Have you ever pulled the ripcord of your parachute and only a bunch of silverware 22 00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:57,340 comes out? 23 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:03,260 It's not your fault. There's probably someone to blame. 24 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,720 We'll be your voice. 25 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,800 Avery. June. 26 00:08:15,260 --> 00:08:16,720 Maltese. Justice! 27 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,160 Two for Tuesdays. 28 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:27,800 Thank you. 29 00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:10,790 Hey, 30 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:14,730 wreck a ball, Matt. 31 00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:17,270 I could probably get you 250 bucks for that. 32 00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:18,570 See you next week. 33 00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:25,390 Thank you for calling Avery Jones and Maltese. If you've been hit by an anvil, 34 00:09:25,510 --> 00:09:28,170 press 1. If you've been electrocuted, press 2. 35 00:09:28,370 --> 00:09:30,990 If you've been crushed by a falling piano, press 3. 36 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:32,210 Good morning. 37 00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:33,270 It's almost 3. 38 00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:34,620 Huh. Ugh. 39 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:37,100 Good morning, Dottie. Not now. 40 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:39,180 Do they have the paperwork too bad? Sal? 41 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,820 Hey, kid. You sleeping in that suit again? Good eye. 42 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,520 I've been waiting for you. 43 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:48,580 Hi. I have found some catastrophic fires coincidentally all near match factories, 44 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:51,580 and I really think it's a great opportunity to help a lot of people with 45 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:52,539 one case. 46 00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:54,240 How long is this internship again? 47 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,120 Uh, three or one. Just enough time to really dig in and make a difference. 48 00:09:57,420 --> 00:10:01,960 You know, you really remind me of when I was fresh out of law school, and I mean 49 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:05,340 that in the worst possible way. And I will take that as a compliment. Oh, no, 50 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:08,400 look. You've got this. You know, I'm going to do you a favor, because you're 51 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,340 my niece, and I want you to have a happy life. 52 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,400 Stop. 53 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:18,240 At Oxford... I have a feeling I'm going to be hearing that phrase a lot. At 54 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:22,160 Oxford, they really stress the importance of the law on everyday lives, 55 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,860 and all you're really having to do right now is brainstorm ideas for your 56 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:25,860 billboards. 57 00:10:26,020 --> 00:10:28,960 You're new here, so you don't know that this file goes right over here. 58 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,380 And that, my friend, is freedom. 59 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:36,020 I really want to pick it up. No, no, no, no, no, no. And I really want to file it 60 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:39,140 alphabetically. No, you will not. Please. You've got a new client in the 61 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:42,320 conference room. He seems unhinged. Good luck. 62 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,120 Mr. Coyote? 63 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,480 Coyote? 64 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:51,960 Coyote. 65 00:10:52,140 --> 00:10:53,760 All right, well, uh... 66 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,760 How can I help you? 67 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,540 Oh, one of my billboards. 68 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:03,280 Cost a lot of money to put those up. So you've been in an accident? 69 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:06,740 Do you not talk? 70 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:08,940 Oh, but you have signs. 71 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,500 I don't, uh, understand. 72 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,800 All right. 73 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:23,540 Is that supposed to be you? 74 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,030 And who's that? 75 00:11:26,430 --> 00:11:27,030 Not 76 00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:45,190 entirely 77 00:11:45,190 --> 00:11:48,410 necessary to do all that, but okay. 78 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:52,850 So it seems like we're talking about some faulty rocket skates that... 79 00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:56,850 Backfired when you're trying to capture a bird that you have some sort of sordid 80 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:57,850 history with? 81 00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:00,950 So, uh, do you have the rocket skates? 82 00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:06,050 Okay, great. So, we're going to write in your name as the plaintiff. Then we'll 83 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:08,310 say we're asking for, uh, I don't know, $300. 84 00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:13,730 $300. And here, we'll write in the name of the company that made the skates. Let 85 00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:14,730 me guess. 86 00:12:14,870 --> 00:12:19,710 Acme. But they're great to deal with for little stuff like this. We just drop 87 00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:20,750 your skates in a box. 88 00:12:21,339 --> 00:12:25,600 Type up a complaint, and boom, you're the richest coyote in the country. All I 89 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:29,220 need is a signature. Or if you just want to lick it, that's probably fine, too. 90 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,680 Here we go. 91 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:34,380 Wait, 92 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,380 Mr. Coyote, hey, somebody grab that guy. 93 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:42,120 Mr. Coyote, look, I just need you to sign this. 94 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,420 An Acme stapler? 95 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,760 That is how staplers work. 96 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,760 Oh, God. 97 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:04,100 Okay, I get it. There are problems with Acme's cartoon products. I see it all 98 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,100 the time. 99 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,360 I mean, I'm surprised. Acme makes my phone and my car. Why would they also 100 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,319 make this? 101 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,500 This is just silly stuff for cartoons, you know? 102 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:14,460 What's the worst that could really happen? They see some birds whipping 103 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,460 around their heads? 104 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,960 Well, it doesn't seem that silly to me. Maybe. 105 00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:24,150 This is a run-of-the-mill $300 Rocketscape case. 106 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:25,450 Trust me. 107 00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:28,090 Ben, doesn't that mean that's a pile of $300 cases? 108 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:31,970 Paige, yeah, come on. Do you know what would happen if we submitted all this 109 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,010 stuff as evidence together? 110 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,430 We'd have a giant lawsuit on our hands. 111 00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:36,890 That would be amazing. 112 00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:42,050 And if you could prove a causal connection, then really the sky's the 113 00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:46,590 limit. The sky is not the limit. All right? The limit is, like, right here. 114 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:50,150 We don't do massive cases. We do quick and easy. 115 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:51,880 Right? 116 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,240 Huh. Where'd all the stuff go? 117 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:59,680 So, Mr. Coyote, my professional opinion is that this case is worth, you know, a 118 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:02,900 few hundred dollars, and I can see if they'll replace the Rockets case. 119 00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,360 So I'm going to need you to sign this. 120 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,560 Rude. All right, well, it was nice meeting you. 121 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:13,520 Do you mind putting the evidence box into the system? I'm going to lunch. 122 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:17,619 Here you go. 123 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:18,680 Into evidence, please. 124 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,980 All right, what have we got here? 125 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,600 Gee, someone's chewing for a lot. 126 00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,310 Excuse me. 127 00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:53,790 Cartoon products cases go down to the basement. 128 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,950 Governor, he's threatening. 129 00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:01,930 They're taking him out to blackmail. 130 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:04,210 The law is completely on our side here. 131 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,230 Because we wrote the law. 132 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:07,949 Yeah, okay. 133 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:08,950 Great to catch up. 134 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,810 The baby's straightened away on the Plappinger case. 135 00:15:17,030 --> 00:15:17,979 Oh, it's done. 136 00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:20,720 Let's just say his next vacation will be in prison, but I got something else. 137 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:22,799 Cartoon case? 138 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,920 Basement. Yeah, I think you need to see this one. 139 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,680 They're suing us for every Acme cartoon product. 140 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,080 Who? I wasn't familiar with the name. 141 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,660 Pay me the money you owe me, or I'll sue you for breach of contract. 142 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:08,719 Okay, I gotta go. 143 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,720 I'll call you later, Mom. 144 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,240 Well, well, well. 145 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,260 It isn't our resident hotshot. 146 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:16,780 What does that mean? 147 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,180 Serving Acme for every one of their cartoon products. 148 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,880 Yeah, right. 149 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:24,320 Do I look like the guy who would take on the biggest corporation in the world? 150 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:29,500 You're looking at the guy who is taking on the biggest corporation in the world. 151 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:34,220 Channel 4 News has just learned that papers were filed today against the Acme 152 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:39,040 Corporation. Buddy Crane, Acme's chief legal counsel, declined to comment. 153 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,540 How did this happen? 154 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:44,020 It's okay. It's okay. It's exciting. All eyes on you. Ready to show them what you 155 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:48,580 got. Paige, when we sue Acme for some little thing, nobody even notices. We're 156 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,840 a tiny item on a spreadsheet. 157 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,520 But this, this went to Buddy Crane. Who? 158 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,200 Buddy Crane. 159 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,680 He's only, like, the best lawyer in the country. Okay. 160 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,160 Went to law school together, and he is a total machine. 161 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:04,660 Built like an ox. His mind is sharp as a tack. 162 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:09,119 Crims his fingernails with a switchblade. You know, I once saw him 163 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,460 eat a lobster. I ate lobster. 164 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,200 While it was still alive. 165 00:17:12,579 --> 00:17:13,940 Not even sure that's legal. 166 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,520 What could I have possibly done to deserve all this? 167 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,000 Did I piss off a witch? 168 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,098 Oh, no. 169 00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:20,099 Winkers. 170 00:17:20,679 --> 00:17:23,980 How did this happen? I just dug up everything that was inside the box. 171 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:25,680 And I just brought the box inside. 172 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,140 I've just been working on my short game. 173 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,420 I've been on hold for two hours trying to win tickets to the country jubilee. 174 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:39,820 You. 175 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,860 Do you have any idea what you've done? 176 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,260 You have put me in such a horrible position. 177 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,160 Hi. 178 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,580 This is my old friend, Kevvy. 179 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,280 Yeah, it's been a while. 180 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:07,960 Look at you, shaking things up. Well, not intentionally shaking, really. I 181 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:12,180 think we should have a face-to-face, don't you? Your face and my face? 182 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,220 Be in my office in 15 minutes. 183 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,580 Get things right as rain. 184 00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:19,150 Okay, sounds, looking forward to it. 185 00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:32,150 From its humble roots as a cartoon anvil factory, Acme has become America's 186 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:33,290 greatest success story. 187 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:39,290 Acme, I say, Acme is an innovation factory. We create the impossible. With 188 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:43,670 each new product, we revolutionize industry and the world. 189 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:49,700 We're a company of family values that values its family of companies. 190 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,760 Acme. 191 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,080 Hey! 192 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,900 I don't know what your deal is, but I need you to listen to me very carefully. 193 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:03,120 Stop! You're going to follow my lead, all right? We're going to tell them this 194 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,580 is all just a big misunderstanding, and we're looking to get this settled as 195 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,280 quickly as possible. We will be polite. 196 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,660 We will not detonate explosives. 197 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,460 If they put something in front of us, we will find it. Got it? 198 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,420 Mr. Avery, Bill Pelicano, and Mr. 199 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,500 Coyote. I'll take you to see Buddy. 200 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,700 So I hear you guys were friends from back in the day, huh? 201 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,200 Guess you could say that if you were incorrect. 202 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,460 And look at this guy going clothing optional. 203 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,000 Hey, Buddy, look who's here. 204 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,740 Yeah, isn't Mr. 205 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:41,440 Billboard. How you been, man? 206 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,540 Yeah, very good. 207 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,540 Those were the days, weren't they? 208 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:46,820 Yeah. Harvard Law. 209 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:50,440 You look... good. 210 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,380 Thank you. Have a seat. 211 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:58,840 Okay. I gotta say, I was a bit surprised to see your name on a case of this size. 212 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,120 Me too. 213 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:04,960 I mean, I'm so sorry about all this. It was just a big misunderstanding. 214 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:09,320 Well, we got a really busy day around here, and I would hate to keep you from 215 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,320 getting back to... 216 00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:11,990 Whatever it is you do. 217 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:15,170 Yeah. Law stuff, too. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 218 00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:17,470 Oh, my God. 219 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,430 And this seems obvious, but I have to say it anyway. 220 00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:26,530 Acme denies all charges and accepts no liability or causal connection between 221 00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:30,670 Mr. Coyote's colorful injuries and our state-of-the-art, life-enhancing family 222 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:34,570 products. Yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah. And, you know, as much fun as it would 223 00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:38,110 be to get back in a courtroom with you, I think it's time to do what you do 224 00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:39,110 best. 225 00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:40,510 Settle. Yeah. 226 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:45,960 Um, well, look, thank you so much, and I'm so sorry for taking up all your 227 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:52,440 time. It was unintentional. I... Uh... 228 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,440 No, 229 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:58,120 no, no. He didn't mean that. Do you have another copy? 230 00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:00,240 Is this a joke? No, no. 231 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,480 This is not funny. 232 00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,800 I thought cartoons were supposed to be funny. 233 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,260 Captain, do you want to be free? 234 00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:06,760 Your tiny farm is unmatched. 235 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,180 We'll tie you in legal loopholes. We'll bury you in paperwork. 236 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,960 I'll put a dozen of my best lawyers in this 24 hours a day to make sure your 237 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,580 name is more synonymous with failure than it already is. 238 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:18,820 Oh, and I almost forgot. 239 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,660 We don't validate parking. 240 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,040 Do you know what you could do with $50,000? 241 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:26,900 Do you have any idea how many birds you could buy with that? 242 00:21:28,059 --> 00:21:31,600 You know what? Not that it really matters, but I'm out. Yeah, that's 243 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,680 right. I quit, man. 244 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:37,000 Go find another lawyer. This is already my personal freaking nightmare, and I'm 245 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,080 not sticking around to see if it can get any worse. 246 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:45,540 Sorry. 247 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,360 Butterfingers. 248 00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:57,250 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 249 00:21:58,270 --> 00:21:59,270 Why didn't you settle? 250 00:22:00,190 --> 00:22:01,910 That's what we do here. We settle. 251 00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:04,310 Dottie, what do we do here? We settle. 252 00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:09,310 Okay, I tried to settle, but he wouldn't let me settle. He's a coyote. We're not 253 00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:10,310 even trial lawyers. 254 00:22:10,810 --> 00:22:14,690 I have a miniature golf tournament this weekend, so I don't even know if I'm 255 00:22:14,690 --> 00:22:15,950 going to make it in on Monday. 256 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:17,850 Plus, trial prep adds up. 257 00:22:18,330 --> 00:22:19,330 Photocopies and this economy. 258 00:22:19,410 --> 00:22:22,710 But if we beat Acme, then we can afford a ton of photocopies. We won't beat 259 00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:26,370 Acme. I mean, nobody ever has, and nobody ever will. 260 00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:29,790 The truth is, even if you quit right now, the firm is already in the hole for 261 00:22:29,790 --> 00:22:31,990 asking for legal fees, and that's just from today. 262 00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:34,190 I mean, that could close down our doors. 263 00:22:35,030 --> 00:22:39,430 Look, if we lose, we lose. 264 00:22:40,030 --> 00:22:43,530 If we quit, we really lose a lot of money. 265 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:51,170 Look, we got one true goal for this trial. 266 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:52,470 It's this. 267 00:22:53,070 --> 00:22:55,290 We can't look like fools, all right? 268 00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:59,870 Our job is not to win this case. Our job is to still be in business when it's 269 00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:00,890 over. That's the spirit. 270 00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:03,050 Look like lawyers. 271 00:23:03,410 --> 00:23:07,150 What do real lawyers do? They would find evidence and start making a list of 272 00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:08,150 witnesses. 273 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,250 The bird. 274 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,020 He did witness every time an Acme product malfunctioned. He could 275 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:20,060 corroborate Wiley's story. 276 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,500 Sure, whatever. 277 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,500 Add the Roadrunner to our witness list. 278 00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:24,740 One more thing. 279 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,900 Where is Mr. Coyote going to stay? 280 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,480 I've been so long in this old town. 281 00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:41,640 I've tried my best to settle down. 282 00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:54,230 Don't give me that look. 283 00:23:54,470 --> 00:23:57,510 Yeah, I live in a motel. Look, I got pool access. 284 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,250 You know, there's no mortgage. 285 00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:00,850 Never have to make my bed. 286 00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:04,610 There's an incredible all-you-can-eat seafood buffet around the corner. 287 00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:07,230 Tissues come out of a throttle of a bathroom wall. 288 00:24:11,030 --> 00:24:12,030 Hi, 289 00:24:12,830 --> 00:24:13,830 Jerry. 290 00:24:14,430 --> 00:24:15,850 Yeah? Yeah. 291 00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:21,870 One second. 292 00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:30,100 Yeah, hi. I need another room for a few nights. 293 00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:32,060 Not near me, please. 294 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,680 He's not a pet. 295 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,440 He looks like a pet. 296 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,240 Who rents a separate room for their pets? 297 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,420 Cherry, come on. I've been living here for almost five years. You know me. No 298 00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:45,560 pets. 299 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,080 All right. Okay. 300 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,400 You want to do this? 301 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,260 Legally speaking, a pet is a domesticated or tamed animal kept as a 302 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,820 companion in or outside an individual's residence. 303 00:24:56,270 --> 00:25:00,850 This is Mr. Coyote. He is my client. He's not my pet, nor anyone's pet in the 304 00:25:00,850 --> 00:25:04,690 eyes of the law. And as such, that sign or any rule that accompanies it does not 305 00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:08,330 apply to him, all right? It does not say no animals. And just my unbiased 306 00:25:08,330 --> 00:25:10,850 opinion, he may actually have a case against you for discrimination. 307 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:12,910 Yeah. 308 00:25:15,230 --> 00:25:16,610 He pees on the rug. 309 00:25:17,110 --> 00:25:18,110 It's on you. 310 00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:19,009 All right, deal. 311 00:25:19,010 --> 00:25:21,390 But I would need a full workup of urine analysis. 312 00:25:21,670 --> 00:25:23,830 I mean, it's a motel. Plenty of people pee on the rug. 313 00:25:28,970 --> 00:25:30,610 Oh, right next door. 314 00:25:31,810 --> 00:25:32,930 Of course. 315 00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:22,230 Coming up next, a mouse breaks the sound barrier in Guadalajara. One week more to 316 00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:26,130 catch Albuquerque's annual parent festival while it's still in town. Are 317 00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:27,069 you having fun? 318 00:26:27,070 --> 00:26:28,070 We are! 319 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,460 You're kind of a psychopath, aren't you? 320 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,580 Watch and learn. 321 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,820 So we take the subpoena like so. Just cover it with copious amounts of 322 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:34,180 birdseed. Roadrunner eats the birdseed, grabs the subpoena, and boom. He's 323 00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:36,140 legally obligated to show up to court. 324 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,180 Instant Roadrunner trap. 325 00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:39,540 Beep, beep. 326 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,920 Is this some kind of inside thing with you guys? 327 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,440 Is everyone clear on our plan? No. 328 00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:58,900 Yes. Paige, what's our plan? 329 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,520 So we have to prove to a jury that acne cartoon products are at fault for every 330 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,440 accident that Wiley's had going back years. 331 00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:08,920 So we are going to take pictures, and we're going to gather evidence, and 332 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,260 we're going to put the evidence in little bags, and we're going to 333 00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:12,260 interview experts. 334 00:28:12,330 --> 00:28:15,590 and witnesses, and we're going to highlight big books of photocopied 335 00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:18,730 documents, and we're going to pound the pavement, and we're going to study up, 336 00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:22,130 and we're going to try and catch our big eyewitness by leaving a nice note in the 337 00:28:22,130 --> 00:28:25,030 desert, and if we follow my plan by the end of this, we'll have enough evidence 338 00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:26,170 to take Acme down. 339 00:28:29,190 --> 00:28:30,750 We really have nothing. 340 00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:34,810 I mean, I kind of assumed that we'd have nothing, but this is nothing. 341 00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:59,600 the Second Judicial Circuit of Albuquerque is now in session. 342 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,140 The Honorable Judge Trapa Grosso presiding. 343 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,260 You may be seated. 344 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:16,940 Human. 345 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,040 Human. 346 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:22,660 Cartoon. 347 00:29:33,429 --> 00:29:39,130 Quiet! My name is Judge Trapagrosso. The name of the case is Coyote v. 348 00:29:39,390 --> 00:29:46,110 Acme. I am not a loosey-goosey judge. I am a no-nonsense, no-silly 349 00:29:46,110 --> 00:29:46,969 -stuff judge. 350 00:29:46,970 --> 00:29:48,430 Is that understood? 351 00:29:50,430 --> 00:29:51,430 Mr. 352 00:29:53,970 --> 00:29:54,970 Crane. 353 00:30:16,810 --> 00:30:18,070 We live in a great country, don't we? 354 00:30:18,570 --> 00:30:22,230 Because it's one that values freedom above all else. You're free to live your 355 00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:26,970 life any way you see fit. Could mean living in the desert, out in a cave, 356 00:30:27,110 --> 00:30:32,850 spending your days chasing after a bird who is much, much faster than you. 357 00:30:33,310 --> 00:30:36,870 But that is your right as an American. 358 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,450 But that freedom, it comes with great responsibility. 359 00:30:40,790 --> 00:30:43,330 If you were to take a missile, for instance, and you were to glue 360 00:30:43,330 --> 00:30:45,070 handlebars to it, well, that's... 361 00:30:45,550 --> 00:30:46,550 That's your choice. 362 00:30:46,690 --> 00:30:50,550 But we expect you to understand that that missile and those handlebars, they 363 00:30:50,550 --> 00:30:52,010 aren't designed to catch birds. 364 00:30:52,490 --> 00:30:59,430 What I will prove to this jury is that man, Wiley Coyote, he is 365 00:30:59,430 --> 00:31:02,290 reckless. And all of his injuries are self-inflicted. 366 00:31:04,150 --> 00:31:06,290 I mean, we won't condemn him, you or I. 367 00:31:06,550 --> 00:31:08,710 We all know who's responsible. 368 00:31:09,830 --> 00:31:11,490 It's as clear as the desert sky. 369 00:31:11,910 --> 00:31:13,590 I think I just laid an egg. 370 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:14,830 God bless America. 371 00:31:15,150 --> 00:31:16,150 God bless the troops. 372 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,290 Damn, that was really good. 373 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:22,210 Please don't write that down. 374 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:27,250 And please don't write that down. Or that down. 375 00:31:29,050 --> 00:31:30,150 Mr. Avery. 376 00:31:55,639 --> 00:31:59,320 Now, what did the defense say we're going to argue? 377 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,520 Huh? 378 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:05,300 I mean, I know the answer to it. I know the answer. I'm not asking you a 379 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:10,880 question. I mean, it is a question, but it's a question that I'm asking to me. 380 00:32:10,940 --> 00:32:12,420 Let me start over. Let me start over. 381 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,820 Objection to my start. 382 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:21,340 So the defense said that we were going to argue that the products are 383 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:27,200 dangerous. and that acne is negligent in selling them. I do really agree with all 384 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,440 that. I mean, it's not fancy, but it's true. 385 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,500 Sorry, one second, please. 386 00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:37,180 Wiley, we don't need evidence right now. Mr. 387 00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:42,420 Avery. Okay, excuse me, Your Honor. My client would like me to show you this 388 00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:46,860 defective acne rocket skate. And as you can see, there's a faulty on switch. 389 00:32:57,870 --> 00:32:58,870 God bless America. 390 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,090 God bless the troops. 391 00:33:03,090 --> 00:33:08,330 Opening arguments today in Coyote v. Acme. Sources close to the case report 392 00:33:08,330 --> 00:33:12,930 that Acme is doing a fantastic job protecting their brand and dignity, 393 00:33:13,110 --> 00:33:17,070 while the plaintiff appears hungry and afraid. More after this. 394 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:25,190 Long week morning at Albuquerque's annual carrot festival while it's still 395 00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:26,190 in town. 396 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,680 Yeah. 241, we've been getting noise complaints about a loud TV. 397 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,780 Seriously? It's the TV you're having a problem with. 398 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:36,680 Okay, I'll turn it. 399 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,520 Are you having fun? 400 00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:41,780 We are. 401 00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:49,160 Harry, I turned it off. 402 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:51,820 What's up, Doc? 403 00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:53,540 What is this? 404 00:33:59,690 --> 00:34:01,050 You sure you have the right number? 405 00:34:01,490 --> 00:34:05,850 Your trial. I think I may be able to help you with ACME. 406 00:34:06,110 --> 00:34:10,610 What? I have information that could stop ACME for good. 407 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:12,409 Oh, my God. You could stop this case? 408 00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:15,070 If this gets out, it'll all be over. 409 00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:17,590 I have an associate with information. 410 00:34:18,150 --> 00:34:21,090 If they figure out what he knows, he's a sitting duck. 411 00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:22,350 Well, who? 412 00:34:22,409 --> 00:34:25,810 Where do I find him? Write this down. I'm only going to say it once. Wait a 413 00:34:25,810 --> 00:34:27,230 minute. Grabbing a pen. Hang on. Hang on. 414 00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:32,420 That doesn't sound like a place I want to go. Look for a jack. 415 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:36,199 Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 416 00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:38,260 And they make people disappear. 417 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,380 Don't forget that. 418 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,600 I won't. 419 00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:43,920 Will I be able to contact you again? 420 00:35:05,109 --> 00:35:08,950 leghorn. Buddy, I say buddy, you little rascal, you. 421 00:35:09,310 --> 00:35:10,269 That was Bora Bora. 422 00:35:10,270 --> 00:35:13,190 The tax haven's so nice, they named it twice. 423 00:35:13,910 --> 00:35:18,650 So I heard we have ourselves a lawsuit in the animated sector. 424 00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:22,970 Talks PR about this, you know, it's a local paper, and pretty flattering. You 425 00:35:22,970 --> 00:35:26,050 know, I'm going to win this case as fast as I can, but in the meantime, I think 426 00:35:26,050 --> 00:35:28,770 things like this make us look pretty good in the public eye. Not ideal, but 427 00:35:28,770 --> 00:35:32,050 you know, it's like killing two birds with one 428 00:35:34,780 --> 00:35:40,020 Don't. Two birds, one stone. What a vile expression. 429 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:46,480 I only... Rotten. We both know it would be very, I say, very unpleasant for 430 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:53,060 everyone involved if anything bigger, I say bigger, were to become public. 431 00:36:08,170 --> 00:36:09,590 mysterious collar. It's so cool. 432 00:36:09,910 --> 00:36:10,970 So what did he sound like? 433 00:36:11,510 --> 00:36:15,270 I don't know. He was kind of like, eh, what's up, doc? I have information. 434 00:36:15,830 --> 00:36:18,230 Chomp, chomp, chomp. He was like chewing on a cracker or something. 435 00:36:18,730 --> 00:36:19,730 Okay. 436 00:36:20,510 --> 00:36:23,310 Well, Matt was saying it should be right here. 437 00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:25,810 It's just a wall. 438 00:36:27,110 --> 00:36:28,430 Jack! God. 439 00:36:28,810 --> 00:36:29,810 Is there a Jack anywhere? 440 00:36:32,370 --> 00:36:33,370 Wait. 441 00:36:33,790 --> 00:36:34,790 What's that? 442 00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:36,970 Oh, that kind of Jack. 443 00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:38,870 Somebody's got a sense of humor. 444 00:36:57,030 --> 00:37:00,390 Well, there's the duck, and he is sitting. 445 00:37:00,990 --> 00:37:01,990 Feels a bit easy. 446 00:37:02,390 --> 00:37:04,270 Well, good thing I like easy. 447 00:37:06,010 --> 00:37:07,010 Excuse me. 448 00:37:07,530 --> 00:37:11,990 Hi, uh, my name is Kevin Avery. This is Paige. I'm a personal injury attorney. 449 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:16,950 Well, look who decided to show up. Oh, great. Thank you. I wasn't sure if you 450 00:37:16,950 --> 00:37:19,950 knew we were coming. You're a little late, and you're still wearing that 451 00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:24,490 hideous suit. Take your pants off right over there, please, and, um, strike a 452 00:37:24,490 --> 00:37:28,890 pose. Uh, no. It's so difficult to find nude models these days. 453 00:37:29,150 --> 00:37:30,129 Sit down. 454 00:37:30,130 --> 00:37:31,530 Uh... Last for a look? 455 00:37:32,110 --> 00:37:33,350 We're all right, thank you. 456 00:37:33,690 --> 00:37:37,750 Disrobe and pretend you're thinking. I expect this is going to take a few 457 00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:38,750 hours. 458 00:37:39,310 --> 00:37:43,550 Yeah, um, we had an anonymous caller say that you might have some important 459 00:37:43,550 --> 00:37:47,590 information. Yeah, information that can help us end our case quickly. 460 00:37:47,970 --> 00:37:48,970 Information? 461 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:51,410 Yes. About Acme? 462 00:37:51,650 --> 00:37:52,650 Acme? 463 00:37:53,190 --> 00:37:54,190 Uh, 464 00:37:54,710 --> 00:37:55,710 yes. 465 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,450 Acme. Acme? 466 00:38:22,790 --> 00:38:26,010 He really shouldn't be here. 467 00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:04,430 A can of paint. Well, it could be important. Clearly he's been holding on 468 00:39:04,430 --> 00:39:05,430 to this for a while. 469 00:39:06,450 --> 00:39:07,450 Wait. 470 00:39:09,830 --> 00:39:10,830 That's all, folks. 471 00:39:13,370 --> 00:39:14,410 Are we the book? 472 00:39:23,950 --> 00:39:25,250 Do you think we're going to get kidnapped? 473 00:39:25,770 --> 00:39:26,770 Held to ransom? 474 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,250 I feel so alive. 475 00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:56,580 So what do you think it is? 476 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,400 Thanks. 477 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,340 That looks unspeakably dangerous. 478 00:40:36,860 --> 00:40:38,900 And yet he walked in anyway. 479 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,320 What are you doing? 480 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,560 I'm following Wiley. 481 00:40:45,540 --> 00:40:47,880 I just look like a loser if I stay out here. 482 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,560 Coming into the tunnel. 483 00:41:08,490 --> 00:41:11,910 I bet they don't tell you to walk down mysterious tunnels in your fancy classes 484 00:41:11,910 --> 00:41:12,910 at Oxford. 485 00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:14,890 I bet they discourage it, actually. 486 00:41:15,170 --> 00:41:17,730 Actually, I thought about majoring in mysterious tunnels. 487 00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:19,390 No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. 488 00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:23,190 What have we got here? 489 00:41:32,470 --> 00:41:34,470 Hey! I found a message! 490 00:41:34,850 --> 00:41:35,850 What does it say? 491 00:41:35,870 --> 00:41:37,430 It says Daffy. 492 00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:42,110 I'm not sure how long I have. I hope this message gets to you. 493 00:41:50,050 --> 00:41:55,990 Things have gone awry with Project Sissy Food. 494 00:41:56,930 --> 00:42:00,010 Sisyphus. What is Project Sisyphus? 495 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:06,510 Acme is watching my every move, and I have a feeling I'm in grave danger. 496 00:42:22,510 --> 00:42:25,070 see this message, please send help. 497 00:42:25,530 --> 00:42:26,530 Dr. Laurie. 498 00:42:30,910 --> 00:42:32,370 Go, go, go, go, go! 499 00:42:58,310 --> 00:43:00,910 Did I not say unspeakably dangerous? 500 00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:05,890 Didn't I say those exact words? I did. Okay. What could this mean? Project 501 00:43:05,890 --> 00:43:08,010 Sisyphus. I don't know. 502 00:43:08,430 --> 00:43:10,510 I don't know. All right. What? 503 00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:13,610 What just happened? 504 00:43:13,870 --> 00:43:14,870 What? 505 00:43:17,630 --> 00:43:18,630 What? 506 00:43:18,950 --> 00:43:20,570 I think they're on to us. 507 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,800 So since this is from Greek mythology, and he was punished by the gods and made 508 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:31,220 to roll a boulder up a hill every day, but it would just roll right back down 509 00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:32,600 for eternity. 510 00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:37,020 Huh. 511 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:39,340 And it was also that Daffy was painful. 512 00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:41,100 So what? 513 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,560 That's not evidence. 514 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:46,880 None of this is going to help us win a trial. All right, it's all just a waste 515 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:47,839 of our time. 516 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,900 We have a client who, no offense, can't read a warning label. 517 00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:56,010 We have piles and piles of stuff that he himself broke. 518 00:43:56,610 --> 00:43:58,210 We have nothing, Paige. 519 00:43:59,790 --> 00:44:03,650 You've been settling Acme cases for years, and you have never stopped to 520 00:44:03,650 --> 00:44:08,810 think and see a pattern. A pattern? Yes. My clients go boom, and two seconds 521 00:44:08,810 --> 00:44:09,810 later, they're fine. 522 00:44:10,050 --> 00:44:11,050 Nobody cares. 523 00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:13,450 So that makes it okay? 524 00:44:13,970 --> 00:44:16,610 Boom, $100, that's fair? 525 00:44:16,910 --> 00:44:18,290 In this case... 526 00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:21,400 can make it right. This is your opportunity to really show people what 527 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,400 you're capable of. 528 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:26,400 Yeah, but that only works if I don't lose. And why do you assume you're going 529 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:27,098 to lose? 530 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:28,100 Are you kidding? 531 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,360 It is really super easy to lose. 532 00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:33,480 And it's better you learn that now. 533 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:40,120 You know, everyone thought I was crazy for coming here. 534 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:46,040 But I didn't want to just go to some big law firm and help the rich guys get 535 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,040 richer. 536 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,600 I thought... I thought you were actually still a real lawyer. 537 00:44:54,660 --> 00:44:55,900 Yeah, me too. 538 00:45:48,910 --> 00:45:52,110 So, uh, what is it about the Roadrunner? 539 00:45:57,270 --> 00:45:59,490 There are no words. 540 00:46:01,830 --> 00:46:04,310 I envy you, really. 541 00:46:04,790 --> 00:46:08,170 It must be nice to have such a clear goal. 542 00:46:09,050 --> 00:46:11,230 I mean, I used to have that, I think. 543 00:46:11,650 --> 00:46:16,550 You know, I was hungry and I was chasing, but I didn't like the pressure 544 00:46:16,550 --> 00:46:17,730 of having to always win. 545 00:46:18,510 --> 00:46:20,230 He got burnt out on prying. 546 00:46:21,170 --> 00:46:23,090 Anyway, you're a really good listener. 547 00:46:23,470 --> 00:46:25,810 What are you doing? 548 00:46:26,270 --> 00:46:27,550 Stop! Stop! 549 00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:29,630 Stop! Stop! 550 00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:31,190 Stop! 551 00:46:34,090 --> 00:46:35,090 Stop! 552 00:46:35,450 --> 00:46:36,450 Stop! Stop! 553 00:46:36,470 --> 00:46:37,470 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 554 00:47:34,030 --> 00:47:35,030 make a point. 555 00:47:49,530 --> 00:47:50,530 Hey, Wiley. 556 00:47:51,650 --> 00:47:52,650 Thanks. 557 00:47:52,850 --> 00:47:53,850 I'll see you tomorrow. 558 00:48:39,370 --> 00:48:40,370 Thank you. 559 00:49:04,910 --> 00:49:05,910 Are you sitting down? 560 00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:09,150 Uh, yeah. Well, it sounds not. Is that going to be a problem? 561 00:49:09,790 --> 00:49:14,250 Wiley is conning us. The only reason he's doing this case is to catch and 562 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,730 kill the Roadrunner during the trial. 563 00:49:17,030 --> 00:49:18,030 That's not good. 564 00:49:18,370 --> 00:49:21,830 It's all just part of a plot. He's just using us so he'll put the bird on the 565 00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:25,250 witness stand. If the Roadrunner shows up to court, it'll be chaos. 566 00:49:25,490 --> 00:49:26,490 I'll look like a fool. 567 00:49:26,970 --> 00:49:29,090 Firm will fold. We'll be mattress salesmen. 568 00:49:29,310 --> 00:49:31,710 That's kind of demeaning to mattress salesmen. 569 00:49:31,990 --> 00:49:34,430 Fine. We'll be garbage men. Kevin. 570 00:49:34,770 --> 00:49:35,950 Okay, garbage people. 571 00:49:36,150 --> 00:49:37,870 My dad's garbage people. 572 00:49:38,410 --> 00:49:42,290 Okay. I'm just really nervous about letting Wiley back into this courtroom. 573 00:49:42,570 --> 00:49:46,030 Without Wiley, there's no trial. With no trial, there's no firm. And without the 574 00:49:46,030 --> 00:49:47,390 firm, we're going to be broke. 575 00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:51,730 I hate to suggest lying to a dog, but you're going to have to convince him 576 00:49:51,730 --> 00:49:53,710 that the Roadrunner will be there. 577 00:49:54,390 --> 00:49:55,510 Paige, I was wrong. 578 00:49:55,950 --> 00:49:59,910 See, we can find out about Project Sisyphus and how it's connected to ACME. 579 00:50:00,050 --> 00:50:01,910 Great. I'm already on it. Okay. 580 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,640 I was just wondering if a Dr. Laurie still lives here? 581 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:59,940 They listen, you know. 582 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,480 Would you like some tea, dearie? 583 00:52:04,780 --> 00:52:11,180 It was a very happy marriage. He used to work long days, 584 00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:17,780 but would still come home and play the piano for me for hours. because he knew 585 00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:19,420 how much I loved it. 586 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:24,940 We had 87 years together. I am grateful. 587 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,160 Um, when did Dr. Lorry pathway, if you don't mind me asking? 588 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,480 Oh, he's not dead. 589 00:52:31,140 --> 00:52:32,160 He's missing. 590 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:38,500 He went to work one day with our little bird, and I never saw either of them 591 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:44,720 again. They told me he ran off with his secretary, but I... I don't think so. 592 00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:46,740 His secretary was a penguin. 593 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,900 What can you tell me about Project Elizabeth? 594 00:53:06,460 --> 00:53:07,460 What? 595 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:09,360 Which day what? 596 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,980 Oh, which day as the Roadrunner testifies. 597 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,640 Any day now. Why? Do you have any particular reason for wanting to catch 598 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:18,640 up with him? 599 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,980 Okay, well, I'll keep you posted. 600 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:30,900 I need this roadrunner. 601 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:32,840 Absolutely. 602 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,160 Why exactly? 603 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,700 He's the only one that's seen every time this moron's used our products 604 00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:40,860 incorrectly. I had to bet he's holding a grudge. 605 00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:43,440 Go out there and you bring him to me. 606 00:53:43,850 --> 00:53:45,450 How hard could it be to catch a bird? 607 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:07,020 Give me lip. I'm going to send you to the yard. Get a stick, make a switch. 608 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,320 I got a new conversation for you. I'm going to be the lion. 609 00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:16,280 Kick a lion in his crack. I will fall up in your crib. Take a deep. Get your on 610 00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,560 him. Kick your dog. 611 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,280 Fat boy dressed up like he's got a hand to. 612 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:59,640 My husband was the head inventor of animated products at Acme. He was so 613 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:04,200 excited when he got the job. He wanted to make things that really helped 614 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,300 cartoons. Like the anti-lump pump. 615 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,880 An eraser of stinky lines. 616 00:55:12,820 --> 00:55:15,500 Oh, and this anti-predator spray. 617 00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:21,480 After a while, things changed. 618 00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:24,520 He didn't like what was going on. 619 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,060 And then he disappeared. 620 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,160 Recently, I've been getting phone calls. 621 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:36,720 Sometimes they hang up, but sometimes... What's up, Doc? 622 00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:39,680 I don't know the man on the telephone. 623 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:46,720 I don't know where my dear husband went. But I know Project Sisyphus is the 624 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:48,540 reason he's gone. 625 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:22,920 Obviously, we hit a speed bump. 626 00:56:24,260 --> 00:56:25,260 Does it itch? 627 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,440 Yes. 628 00:56:26,740 --> 00:56:27,940 But I'm afraid to touch it. 629 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,100 You eyes and ears out there, what happened? 630 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:41,558 What'd you see? 631 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,020 Well, I taught, I taught. 632 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:44,500 You taught, you taught? 633 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:48,020 I don't pay you to tink, you taught. I pay you to talk. I taught! 634 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:51,260 You tall or you taught you tall? Because you just said you taught you tall. I 635 00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:52,560 did. I did tall. 636 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:53,779 What did you teach? 637 00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:54,780 What did you tall? 638 00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,840 A breakdown on the eastern perimeter. 639 00:56:58,420 --> 00:57:04,540 Ultimately, that's where he went off. That roadrunner is very, very fast, sir. 640 00:57:05,180 --> 00:57:07,720 No. Step your game up, bird. They're getting too close. 641 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:10,640 I don't just want to scare them. I want to ruin them. 642 00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:14,060 I want them to stop digging around. 643 00:57:14,460 --> 00:57:17,630 You know what happens. happened to dr lori you want the same thing to happen 644 00:57:17,630 --> 00:57:22,890 to your granny no please i'll get him tonight i promise 645 00:57:22,890 --> 00:57:29,890 hey great job big dog shut up absolutely 646 00:57:29,890 --> 00:57:31,770 sir i'll say another word 647 00:58:17,770 --> 00:58:18,689 Are you okay? 648 00:58:18,690 --> 00:58:19,690 Oh, I'm totally fine. 649 00:58:19,790 --> 00:58:22,210 I've always kind of wanted to throw a bomb out of a window, but there just 650 00:58:22,210 --> 00:58:23,350 never really was the right time. 651 00:58:23,730 --> 00:58:28,750 Listen, Dr. Laurie's widow gave me this tape, and I've listened to it a thousand 652 00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:30,390 times, and there's something in the background. 653 00:58:31,110 --> 00:58:34,050 But Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 654 00:58:34,530 --> 00:58:35,530 That's the guy who called me. 655 00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:37,770 Yeah, I know, but can you hear it? 656 00:58:38,070 --> 00:58:39,490 I wish I could say more. 657 00:58:47,060 --> 00:58:48,280 Okay, that's enough. 658 00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:51,420 Wiley, Wiley. Stop that. 659 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,300 Is there some kind of plan to this? 660 00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,040 There it is. 661 00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:08,180 Wait. 662 00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:09,820 I know this song. 663 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:10,919 From where? 664 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:15,480 I don't know. It's like a TV show or an ad or... Wait. 665 00:59:17,530 --> 00:59:19,130 Albuquerque's annual carrot festival. 666 00:59:19,850 --> 00:59:21,810 Okay, what is that? 667 00:59:22,110 --> 00:59:26,190 A festival of carrots in Albuquerque. It happens every year, annually. 668 00:59:40,170 --> 00:59:41,170 Hello? 669 00:59:42,730 --> 00:59:43,730 Mystery caller? 670 00:59:44,230 --> 00:59:46,490 Mystery caller, who called me? 671 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:50,440 Tell them we're from Avery Jones and Maltese. We're from Avery Jones and 672 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,640 Maltese. You can show yourself at any time. 673 00:59:54,380 --> 00:59:57,000 So, uh, what is up, Doc? 674 00:59:57,820 --> 00:59:58,819 Who's there? 675 00:59:58,820 --> 01:00:02,720 I'll never tell you, Mac. I'm a creature of the night, a shadow that moves. 676 01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:04,680 You'll never figure out who I am. 677 01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:06,840 Oh, my. 678 01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:07,899 Oh, heavens. 679 01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:11,940 You've seen my face. Don't look at me. I'm too beautiful. 680 01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:13,860 Mystery car? 681 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:17,620 I tell you, the bunch here has been bumbling and stumbling your way through 682 01:00:17,620 --> 01:00:18,620 this case for weeks. 683 01:00:18,820 --> 01:00:20,780 You're lucky you have me on your side. 684 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:25,140 Hey, you been followed? Got eyes on you? Caught by a red light camera? Spotted by 685 01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:25,799 a drone? 686 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,800 Have you been bugged? 687 01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:32,240 This is just getting embarrassing now. Look, I got like a million questions for 688 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,860 you. Why didn't you call again? What happened to Dr. Lurie? And what can you 689 01:00:35,860 --> 01:00:39,560 tell us about Project Sisyphus? Enough with the questions, Counselor. This 690 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,240 calls for a flashback. 691 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:46,000 Dr. Lurie was the head of... The inventor of acne cartoon products, you 692 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,640 see. He built some amazing things. 693 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,900 Essential, like the quick-change machine. 694 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:57,100 One day, they sent an executive from corporate to oversee things. 695 01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:58,820 The guy was a real toy. 696 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:03,300 Suddenly, there was a lot of secrets. 697 01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:07,160 They called it Project Sisyphus. 698 01:01:07,900 --> 01:01:11,940 Under the new management, the test became increasingly reckless. 699 01:01:14,730 --> 01:01:15,890 I'm not sure I understand. 700 01:01:16,270 --> 01:01:17,430 What was it all for? 701 01:01:17,750 --> 01:01:19,730 They weren't inventing products for cartoons. 702 01:01:20,990 --> 01:01:23,810 They were using cartoons to invent products. 703 01:01:25,570 --> 01:01:29,970 Dr. Lurie told them this was wrong and that their tests were harmful to 704 01:01:29,970 --> 01:01:30,970 cartoons. 705 01:01:31,290 --> 01:01:38,130 He pleaded with them to put an end to it. But instead, they put an end to him. 706 01:01:39,470 --> 01:01:43,190 Everyone who worked on Project Sisyphus is either missing... 707 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:46,940 were forced to work for Acme are quacked. 708 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,940 And when did the program end? Don't you see? 709 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:51,320 It never ended. 710 01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:52,540 It evolved. 711 01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:58,960 Instead of testing dangerous products in the lab, they let them out into the real 712 01:01:58,960 --> 01:01:59,960 world. Yes. 713 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:03,680 Wiley's rocket skates, they were designed to backfire. 714 01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:08,020 Now you're getting it. The more something breaks, the more a cartoon 715 01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:11,880 gets hurt, the more data to make better Acme products for humans. 716 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,480 Exactly. 717 01:02:14,570 --> 01:02:20,430 Wiley, you're what they call a high usage user. They let you boom and flat 718 01:02:20,430 --> 01:02:25,370 and bang for years and years, knowing full well the toll. 719 01:02:25,710 --> 01:02:29,670 Would you testify to this in court? The world needs to hear this. No, no, no. 720 01:02:29,710 --> 01:02:32,310 You need someone on the inside to spill the beans. 721 01:02:32,510 --> 01:02:36,390 Get the head of PR at Acme to testify. He's a master of spin. 722 01:02:36,610 --> 01:02:39,870 His name is... Uh-oh. That's my cue. 723 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:03,800 I think they got in. 724 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:10,540 They didn't. Hey, if anyone asks, tell them your informant was a little hunter 725 01:03:10,540 --> 01:03:12,940 with a funny hat. We're all counting on you. Bye. 726 01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:31,580 Yeah, that's great. No one's going to get through that door. 727 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,680 Any added security is great. 728 01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:43,040 Would you tell us your role at ACME for the record? 729 01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:46,020 Easy, 730 01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:48,220 easy. 731 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:52,380 Okay, great. If he says anything wrong, we'll get him out of here. Done. And 732 01:03:52,380 --> 01:03:55,700 what does your role as PR representative entail? 733 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:03,150 ACME. So you have authority to speak for Acme. 734 01:04:04,990 --> 01:04:10,830 What can you tell us about Project Sisyphus? 735 01:04:14,630 --> 01:04:21,070 Mr. Devil, what is Project Sisyphus? Mayor, mind you, you are under oath. 736 01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:34,940 Rejection? Counselors, approach the bench. 737 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:41,880 This case is turning my courtroom into a circus. 738 01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:44,000 They just ejected my witness. 739 01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:45,340 We don't know that. 740 01:04:50,580 --> 01:04:54,340 I couldn't agree more. I'd like to file a motion to exclude all evidence 741 01:04:54,340 --> 01:04:55,340 submitted by the prosecution. 742 01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:58,540 Save the original pair of rocket gates. All else is overreaching. Motion 743 01:04:58,540 --> 01:05:00,350 granted. Well, are you kidding? 744 01:05:00,610 --> 01:05:03,610 Thank you, Your Honor. Now, in response, I'd like to file a motion for dismissal 745 01:05:03,610 --> 01:05:04,650 due to lack of evidence. 746 01:05:04,950 --> 01:05:05,950 Motion granted. 747 01:05:05,990 --> 01:05:07,230 I'm tired of all this bunk. 748 01:05:07,490 --> 01:05:09,010 You're not allowed to say that. 749 01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:12,830 That's the beauty of being a judge. I can say whatever I want. 750 01:05:13,290 --> 01:05:16,230 Mistrial? There, I said it. Case dismissed. 751 01:05:17,390 --> 01:05:18,450 Case dismissed. 752 01:05:32,170 --> 01:05:33,170 carriage of justice. 753 01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:34,750 But it was not a surprise. 754 01:05:35,110 --> 01:05:39,930 The Acme Corporation has knowingly been putting dangerous products into the 755 01:05:39,930 --> 01:05:41,810 hands of cartoons for decades. 756 01:05:42,290 --> 01:05:46,470 Acme has gone to great lengths to cover up an insidious plot that they call 757 01:05:46,470 --> 01:05:51,850 Project Sisyphus. They have threatened the safety of myself and my clients. 758 01:05:52,090 --> 01:05:58,750 Look, bombs, boulders, pianos, they will stop at nothing but myself 759 01:05:58,750 --> 01:06:00,310 and my associates. 760 01:06:01,310 --> 01:06:02,630 We will keep fighting. 761 01:06:03,190 --> 01:06:06,890 I mean, these companies think they can do whatever they want and get away with 762 01:06:06,890 --> 01:06:08,410 all of it. Because they do. 763 01:06:09,130 --> 01:06:10,130 We're sick of it. 764 01:06:10,450 --> 01:06:11,770 And it stops now. 765 01:06:12,150 --> 01:06:13,930 We're getting ready to launch a... 766 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:24,440 Excuse me. Moment. Excuse me. Excuse me. More chaos in court today after the Acme 767 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:28,860 trial was dismissed by the very fair and honorable Judge Troppo Grosso. The 768 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:32,840 plaintiffs made their objections known by wrestling a six-foot cartoon rocket. 769 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:34,158 It's all good. 770 01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:35,340 Nothing to see here. 771 01:06:37,940 --> 01:06:39,180 Is that your car? 772 01:06:55,530 --> 01:06:56,530 Hey, Paige. 773 01:06:56,570 --> 01:06:57,570 Have you seen? 774 01:06:57,990 --> 01:06:59,130 What? Your speech. 775 01:06:59,370 --> 01:07:02,010 It's the number one trending news item in the country right now. It's 776 01:07:02,010 --> 01:07:04,670 everywhere. What? They like my speech? 777 01:07:05,030 --> 01:07:08,690 Well, and the car exploding, I think, is a part of it. 778 01:07:09,490 --> 01:07:11,610 Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. 779 01:07:12,190 --> 01:07:13,190 I gotta go. 780 01:07:13,410 --> 01:07:17,230 Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. Any comment on Congress agreeing to hear your case? Uh, 781 01:07:17,230 --> 01:07:18,650 uh, Congress? 782 01:07:19,070 --> 01:07:21,090 Thoughts on Foghorn Leghorn agreeing to testify? 783 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,720 No, did you say Congress? They're putting acne under the microscope. 784 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:25,840 You're going to D.C. 785 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:32,500 We're going to D.C.? We're going to D.C.? Uh, okay, well, uh, 786 01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:33,840 no, no comment. 787 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:36,920 Wait, 788 01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:42,860 where are you going? 789 01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:46,760 What? Wiley, no, you can't go. 790 01:07:47,290 --> 01:07:51,130 I need you in D.C. I mean, this is the big showdown. If you don't show up, 791 01:07:51,230 --> 01:07:54,210 there's no hearing. This whole thing will have been for nothing. 792 01:07:56,590 --> 01:07:57,990 The rubber runner will be there. 793 01:08:00,590 --> 01:08:01,590 Yeah, of course. 794 01:08:01,790 --> 01:08:02,790 He'll be there. 795 01:08:02,950 --> 01:08:03,950 Yeah, he's coming. 796 01:08:04,450 --> 01:08:05,750 I promise. 797 01:08:07,610 --> 01:08:08,610 So, come on. 798 01:08:09,190 --> 01:08:10,190 What do you say? 799 01:08:10,930 --> 01:08:12,770 The whole world will be watching. 800 01:08:13,970 --> 01:08:14,970 He'll be there. 801 01:08:44,779 --> 01:08:48,359 What initially seemed to be a case of routine product malfunction has turned 802 01:08:48,359 --> 01:08:51,420 into a David versus Goliath tale as old as time. 803 01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:54,939 We'd like to wish our furry little friend good luck in D.C. We're rooting 804 01:08:54,939 --> 01:08:58,080 for you, Wiley. And we always were, from day one. 805 01:09:03,300 --> 01:09:09,819 When a company is this successful, 806 01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:12,859 there's always someone looking to tear it down. 807 01:09:18,670 --> 01:09:21,310 Sorry about that initial wrong turn out of Albuquerque, folks. 808 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:55,760 Please be quiet. 809 01:09:58,220 --> 01:09:59,980 Wiley, please be quiet. 810 01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:06,420 Look, I promise you what I have to do is more important than what you have to do. 811 01:10:16,540 --> 01:10:17,820 There's been a change of plans. 812 01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:26,660 He couldn't make it, right? 813 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:38,240 Okay, fine. 814 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:41,880 You think I would drag the Roadrunner out here so you could destroy me in 815 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:42,920 front of the entire world? 816 01:10:43,300 --> 01:10:46,400 Yeah, I know you just wanted him in that courtroom so you could catch him and eat 817 01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:48,140 him. Why would I help you do that? 818 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,500 Okay, yeah, I lied. 819 01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:52,648 I lied. 820 01:10:52,650 --> 01:10:54,210 I needed you to stay with this case. 821 01:10:54,430 --> 01:10:56,670 But you know what? You lied to me. 822 01:10:57,070 --> 01:11:01,810 Huh? You misled me. You made me think that this case was about something. 823 01:11:02,050 --> 01:11:03,050 And it is. 824 01:11:03,350 --> 01:11:06,810 You know, this is way bigger than the Roadrunner. Did you not even process 825 01:11:06,810 --> 01:11:07,910 what the rabbit said? 826 01:11:08,150 --> 01:11:11,830 You're a high-usage user. I mean, look at all this stuff. 827 01:11:12,150 --> 01:11:13,150 You're addicted. 828 01:11:13,630 --> 01:11:18,850 Every explosion, every time you fell to the bottom of a canyon, Acme wanted 829 01:11:18,850 --> 01:11:22,350 that. You know, I changed around my whole life for you. 830 01:11:22,650 --> 01:11:26,890 My entire routine is probably all going to blow up in my face because you wanted 831 01:11:26,890 --> 01:11:27,890 a drumstick. 832 01:11:29,190 --> 01:11:30,370 Oh, myself? 833 01:11:30,710 --> 01:11:35,510 You have only cared about your plan this entire time. Oh, the roadrunner, the 834 01:11:35,510 --> 01:11:37,550 roadrunner. I'm so sick of this roadrunner. 835 01:11:38,090 --> 01:11:40,170 You're never going to catch him! 836 01:11:43,530 --> 01:11:44,530 Okay? 837 01:11:45,530 --> 01:11:47,930 You just, you really aren't. 838 01:11:48,570 --> 01:11:49,770 Just stop trying. 839 01:12:01,260 --> 01:12:06,020 I have to tell you this right before the hearing, but we've spent every last cent 840 01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:07,020 on this trial. 841 01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:09,438 We're out of money. 842 01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:14,600 So what does that mean? It means unless there's some kind of miracle, there's 843 01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:15,760 not going to be a firm to come back to. 844 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:20,220 I made you guys appointments to donate plasma next week. 845 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:21,920 I can't go. 846 01:12:23,660 --> 01:12:25,420 I don't want to put this kind of pressure on you. 847 01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:26,740 We just thought you should know. 848 01:16:22,030 --> 01:16:23,070 What is the holdup? 849 01:16:40,590 --> 01:16:41,950 It's like you had a rough night, huh? 850 01:16:43,070 --> 01:16:45,530 Oh, thanks for your believable concern. 851 01:16:45,890 --> 01:16:51,310 Come on. Do you really want to go out there? I mean, almost came with. 852 01:16:52,590 --> 01:16:53,590 Pressure? 853 01:16:57,710 --> 01:16:58,710 What is this? 854 01:16:58,810 --> 01:16:59,990 It's everything you ever wanted. 855 01:17:00,590 --> 01:17:01,630 Freedom from responsibility. 856 01:17:03,790 --> 01:17:04,790 That's no strings attached. 857 01:17:05,510 --> 01:17:07,270 That is under the table. It's for you. 858 01:17:07,490 --> 01:17:09,090 All I gotta do is walk out this door right now. 859 01:17:09,370 --> 01:17:10,370 I mean, come on. 860 01:17:10,890 --> 01:17:14,410 You really want to just keep doing the same thing over and over again? Try, 861 01:17:14,610 --> 01:17:16,010 fail, try, fail. 862 01:17:16,890 --> 01:17:17,890 Expecting a different result. 863 01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:25,660 I just realized that, uh, yeah, I do. 864 01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:33,800 You get the gist. 865 01:17:39,580 --> 01:17:46,200 Oh, my God. 866 01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:47,460 He looks like a stuntman. 867 01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:48,719 Is Wiley here? 868 01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:49,720 He's not with you? 869 01:17:49,980 --> 01:17:53,260 I haven't seen him since we were going 80 miles an hour on the highway strapped 870 01:17:53,260 --> 01:17:54,260 to a refrigerator. 871 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:57,160 What the hell? I thought you guys were in the hotel room next to me. He feels 872 01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:58,160 so left out. 873 01:17:58,420 --> 01:17:59,640 I'm really screwed up. 874 01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:03,420 He knows the roadrunner's not coming. He knows I lied. 875 01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,160 Ugh. 876 01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:06,500 A jerk. 877 01:18:06,700 --> 01:18:09,560 I should have been honest with him. It just seemed easier. 878 01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:18,290 Thank you for joining us today. We are here to determine whether or not Acme 879 01:18:18,290 --> 01:18:20,310 products are a danger to society. 880 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:22,090 Where was your client? 881 01:18:23,730 --> 01:18:27,150 I'm not entirely sure, to be honest. 882 01:18:27,970 --> 01:18:31,790 Senator Fudd, the fact that Mr. Coyote hasn't deemed it necessary to grace us 883 01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:35,130 with his presence at the scheduled time should tell you all you need to know 884 01:18:35,130 --> 01:18:36,130 about his character. 885 01:18:36,490 --> 01:18:39,210 I think this does tell us a lot. 886 01:18:40,910 --> 01:18:46,290 My client has a long history with Acme. He's been using their products for 887 01:18:46,290 --> 01:18:52,090 decades. Why is that, if they're so dangerous? 888 01:18:52,810 --> 01:18:54,890 He doesn't have a choice, really. 889 01:18:55,710 --> 01:19:00,590 Acme has a monopoly over all the tools required for Mr. Coyote's work. His 890 01:19:00,590 --> 01:19:04,730 work? I have here that he's unemployed and living in a cave. 891 01:19:08,950 --> 01:19:09,950 It's a fact. 892 01:19:10,809 --> 01:19:12,010 No, no, no, no, no, no. 893 01:19:12,410 --> 01:19:17,510 Pursuant to Sylvester B. Gonzalez, Chase by Predator is a legal occupation under 894 01:19:17,510 --> 01:19:18,510 the law. 895 01:19:18,770 --> 01:19:21,990 He may not get a salary, but he works. 896 01:19:22,530 --> 01:19:26,290 In fact, he's one of the most hardworking people I've ever met. 897 01:19:27,050 --> 01:19:28,110 And he's brave. 898 01:19:29,270 --> 01:19:33,570 He will walk out onto the tiniest rope over the largest canyon. 899 01:19:33,790 --> 01:19:38,850 He'll straddle a rocket that he's glued handlebars to without batting an eye. I 900 01:19:38,850 --> 01:19:39,850 mean... 901 01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:51,800 Look, when Mr. Coyote first walked into my office, I was the laziest person 902 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:52,800 you could ever imagine. 903 01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:57,040 I didn't want to work. I didn't want to try anything. 904 01:19:57,860 --> 01:20:01,280 Because deep down, I didn't want to fail. 905 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:03,860 But he's not afraid of that. 906 01:20:04,820 --> 01:20:07,980 No matter what happens, he picks himself up. 907 01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:14,980 He tries again and again and again and again. He would never think of quitting. 908 01:20:16,220 --> 01:20:20,160 He wakes up every morning with purpose and with hope. 909 01:20:21,380 --> 01:20:23,900 And I think everyone should be inspired by that. 910 01:20:27,300 --> 01:20:28,480 I know I am. 911 01:20:46,890 --> 01:20:48,010 You don't need signs anymore. 912 01:20:48,470 --> 01:20:49,690 Thank you for coming back. 913 01:20:52,410 --> 01:20:57,450 Mr. Weghorn, thank you for taking the time from your busy schedule. Now we've 914 01:20:57,450 --> 01:21:01,130 requested that Mr. Avery ask you a few questions today. 915 01:21:02,930 --> 01:21:04,710 I've been studying this guy in interviews. 916 01:21:05,050 --> 01:21:06,890 He's a blowhard and a huge ego. 917 01:21:07,170 --> 01:21:08,170 Here I am, son. 918 01:21:09,450 --> 01:21:11,770 All right, then. I can work with that. 919 01:21:28,270 --> 01:21:34,870 Mr. Leghorn, are you aware of the ACME program known as Project Sisyphus? 920 01:21:35,050 --> 01:21:37,790 I am familiar with the name. 921 01:21:38,350 --> 01:21:43,530 Okay. And how would you explain the type of program that it is to this committee? 922 01:21:43,970 --> 01:21:45,830 Why, it's one of research and development. 923 01:21:46,270 --> 01:21:50,930 Great. So you're constantly innovating your cartoon product line to make it 924 01:21:50,930 --> 01:21:53,810 better? Yes, sir. Okay. That makes sense. 925 01:21:54,030 --> 01:21:56,790 But if you're studying these products so closely... 926 01:21:57,230 --> 01:21:59,050 Why are they malfunctioning so frequently? 927 01:21:59,350 --> 01:22:01,210 That sounds like something you might tinker with. 928 01:22:01,530 --> 01:22:04,530 Well, son, business is complex. 929 01:22:05,830 --> 01:22:10,590 Okay, now, does any of the information that you get from Project Sisyphus go 930 01:22:10,590 --> 01:22:12,210 into developing the human line? 931 01:22:12,490 --> 01:22:17,390 Sure. Sure. Okay, so you admit it. He just admitted it. Did you hear that? He 932 01:22:17,390 --> 01:22:20,790 admitted it. You're intentionally giving dangerous products to cartoons, 933 01:22:20,950 --> 01:22:23,850 willfully causing pain to millions in this process? 934 01:22:31,820 --> 01:22:36,080 You think progress isn't worth a little pain, a little discomfort? 935 01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:40,000 It is, son. It always has been. 936 01:22:40,660 --> 01:22:44,780 Besides, nothing we've done today or any other day is illegal. 937 01:22:45,140 --> 01:22:47,180 Isn't that right, Mr. Crane? 938 01:22:48,260 --> 01:22:50,020 Absolutely. Absolutely. 939 01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:53,500 The law is completely on our side here, and so is the popular opinion of the 940 01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:54,299 silent majority. 941 01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:55,400 Thank you, Mr. 942 01:22:55,620 --> 01:22:59,120 Crane. Mr. Langhorst. And another thing. Take a seat, son. 943 01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:00,940 I'm asking the... 944 01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:03,970 Questions here. Take a seat, son. 945 01:23:06,590 --> 01:23:08,830 There's nothing cuter than this prosecutor. 946 01:23:11,670 --> 01:23:18,270 I am reminded of my days as a little rooster on the poultry farm where I 947 01:23:18,270 --> 01:23:20,070 learned a valuable lesson. 948 01:23:21,050 --> 01:23:23,650 Cartoons are resilient. 949 01:23:25,110 --> 01:23:28,030 Hit us with a mallet. Throw us off a cliff. 950 01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:29,470 We can take it. 951 01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:36,880 Speaking as a cartoon, I think it could even be a little bit funny. Am I right? 952 01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:47,540 So what's a little pain for the greater good? 953 01:23:47,900 --> 01:23:51,700 Pain is a part of life, and it's valuable. 954 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:56,220 You like that comfortable rubber in those shoes there, don't you, son? 955 01:23:56,460 --> 01:23:59,500 Well, that's duty-free. We developed it by... 956 01:24:17,780 --> 01:24:20,320 Sometimes they do backfire. 957 01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:27,040 Sometimes they push the boundaries of gravity and science. 958 01:24:27,300 --> 01:24:32,380 But do you all want to live in a world without new, without progress. 959 01:24:33,180 --> 01:24:35,520 Now, what is it you always say, Mr. Crane? 960 01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:39,640 You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. 961 01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:42,640 Well, that's right. 962 01:24:44,620 --> 01:24:49,920 And in this case, if that egg is some low-life, cave-dwelling desert dog with 963 01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:51,900 no connections, no family, no friends. 964 01:24:52,410 --> 01:24:55,330 I'm sorry, but so be it. No harm, no foul. 965 01:24:55,950 --> 01:25:00,470 That is not an accurate depiction of my client. Well, I was under the impression 966 01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:05,670 that no one would speak on his behalf apart from his lawyer. Is there anyone 967 01:25:05,670 --> 01:25:10,970 in the whole wide world who cares what happens to the coyote at all? 968 01:25:42,519 --> 01:25:43,519 Mr. 969 01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:52,560 Runner, we will be asking you a series of yes or no questions. Two beeps for 970 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:54,580 yes, one beep for no. 971 01:25:54,970 --> 01:25:55,970 Do you understand? 972 01:25:56,570 --> 01:26:03,310 Are you a 973 01:26:03,310 --> 01:26:06,570 bird? Are you easy to catch? 974 01:26:07,630 --> 01:26:08,630 Okay, good. 975 01:26:11,030 --> 01:26:14,430 Are you familiar with a Mr. Wile E. Coyote? 976 01:26:15,890 --> 01:26:22,870 Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote using any acne products while in your presence 977 01:26:22,870 --> 01:26:24,050 in the desert? 978 01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:32,500 Have those products always failed. 979 01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:34,720 Mr. 980 01:26:37,980 --> 01:26:42,360 Runner, have you been a witness to Mr. Coyote's pain and suffering? 981 01:26:45,540 --> 01:26:46,540 Beep, beep. 982 01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:00,280 Would you call him a friend? 983 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,320 Beep, beep. 984 01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:09,860 Well, thank you, Mr. Runner. Thank you for coming here today. 985 01:27:10,260 --> 01:27:12,980 Did you have something additional you'd like to say? 986 01:27:13,660 --> 01:27:14,579 Beep, beep. 987 01:27:14,580 --> 01:27:16,920 All right, the floor is yours to add to the record. 988 01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:22,480 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 989 01:27:22,780 --> 01:27:25,380 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 990 01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:29,720 Are you coming back? 991 01:27:56,780 --> 01:28:00,040 I must admit, I am very, very moved. 992 01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:08,060 However, you have offered no proof of Acme's culpability other than the pain 993 01:28:08,060 --> 01:28:10,260 and suffering of this one singular coyote. 994 01:28:10,580 --> 01:28:15,380 Therefore, as much as it pains me, you leave me no other choice. 995 01:28:15,780 --> 01:28:19,520 All in agreement to dismiss this investigation, say aye. 996 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:20,880 Aye. 997 01:28:30,209 --> 01:28:31,410 Try, fail. 998 01:28:33,790 --> 01:28:39,050 Well, no hard feelings, boys. It's a tough world out there. Better luck next 999 01:28:39,050 --> 01:28:41,630 time. I think those are the birds you're looking for. 1000 01:28:45,110 --> 01:28:46,810 Go for it. 1001 01:29:01,370 --> 01:29:02,370 Thank you. 1002 01:29:52,070 --> 01:29:55,370 Get back here where you can't walk away from me in a suit like that. 1003 01:29:56,750 --> 01:29:58,190 Do you know how much I'm worth? 1004 01:29:59,830 --> 01:30:00,830 Don't you laugh. 1005 01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:18,000 We tried. 1006 01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:19,840 We tried. 1007 01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:24,160 And thank you, uh, both for pushing me. 1008 01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:30,040 Wait. What's going on? 1009 01:30:46,990 --> 01:30:48,070 for what you've done. 1010 01:30:50,410 --> 01:30:57,250 What is this? 1011 01:31:01,610 --> 01:31:03,410 They all want to sue at me. 1012 01:31:04,030 --> 01:31:08,090 Even after how poorly you did, they trust you. 1013 01:31:10,730 --> 01:31:15,510 Hey, can you believe that? I can't. 1014 01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:18,120 Oh, uh, something's in your office apparently is very important. 1015 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:19,640 Hey, what do we got? 1016 01:31:22,860 --> 01:31:29,800 Hey, Counselor, you put up a good fight at Congress, but 1017 01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:33,300 nothing says guilty better than some cold, hard evidence. 1018 01:31:33,740 --> 01:31:38,380 Here's a gift from yours truly from inside the doors at Acme. 1019 01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:40,120 What's that? 1020 01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:42,320 About five years' worth of cases. 1021 01:31:43,530 --> 01:31:45,570 Looks like we got our work cut out for us. 1022 01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:49,590 Shocking new developments in the unfolding Acme case today. 1023 01:31:49,910 --> 01:31:54,510 Newly leaked footage from Project Sisyphus triggered a pre-dawn raid on 1024 01:31:54,510 --> 01:31:59,290 company headquarters that quickly led to the arrest of Buddy Crane, Acme's chief 1025 01:31:59,290 --> 01:32:04,830 legal counsel, and CEO Foghorn Leghorn for their participation in the alleged 1026 01:32:04,830 --> 01:32:05,830 misconduct. 1027 01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:13,040 Also at the scene, investigators rescued Dr. Peter Lorre, an Acme scientist who 1028 01:32:13,040 --> 01:32:14,980 went missing over 30 years ago. 1029 01:32:15,180 --> 01:32:20,420 His upcoming testimony regarding Project Sisyphus promises to bring the truth to 1030 01:32:20,420 --> 01:32:21,420 light. 1031 01:32:51,650 --> 01:32:52,910 Well, don't be a stranger. 1032 01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:09,840 Well, sky's the limit. 1033 01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:12,360 Sky's the limit. 1034 01:34:22,769 --> 01:34:25,770 Breaking rocks in a hot sun. 1035 01:34:25,990 --> 01:34:28,850 I bought the law and the law won. 1036 01:34:29,310 --> 01:34:32,050 I bought the law and the law won. 1037 01:34:32,370 --> 01:34:35,170 I needed money cause I had none. 1038 01:34:35,690 --> 01:34:38,410 I bought the law and the law won. 1039 01:35:31,730 --> 01:35:34,130 Bye. Bye. Bye. 1040 01:35:41,690 --> 01:35:42,690 Bye. 1041 01:36:16,540 --> 01:36:17,940 Thank you. 1042 01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:21,040 Thank you.