1 00:01:24,656 --> 00:01:27,459 Great. Thank you very much! 2 00:01:27,759 --> 00:01:29,227 What the hell, dude? 3 00:01:29,227 --> 00:01:31,963 Spare change. 4 00:01:32,163 --> 00:01:33,498 Hey, you saw what happened. 5 00:01:33,498 --> 00:01:35,433 Can I get another milkshake? 6 00:01:35,867 --> 00:01:37,635 Fuck you. 7 00:01:40,472 --> 00:01:46,644 ♪ Baby, I've been going Kind of crazy ♪ 8 00:01:48,179 --> 00:01:49,481 ♪ About this wicked way... ♪ 9 00:01:49,481 --> 00:01:51,783 Skeleton Army has betrayed you... 10 00:01:51,783 --> 00:01:54,552 They now dance to your agony as you burn to ashes. 11 00:01:54,886 --> 00:01:56,988 You are dead. 12 00:01:57,422 --> 00:01:58,690 That's harsh. 13 00:01:58,690 --> 00:02:00,525 You wanna know what's harsh, okay? 14 00:02:00,525 --> 00:02:02,827 This dead meat asking me for money 15 00:02:02,827 --> 00:02:05,864 with gold teeth in his mouth. Unbelievable. 16 00:02:07,665 --> 00:02:11,469 - Wait, take this! Take this! - Watch it, Freddy! 17 00:02:11,469 --> 00:02:13,671 This is a limited foil cover edition! 18 00:02:13,671 --> 00:02:16,641 Hey, hey, I-- I noticed you had no shoes. 19 00:02:16,641 --> 00:02:17,475 He doesn't care. 20 00:02:17,675 --> 00:02:19,144 And I wanted to find out what-- 21 00:02:19,144 --> 00:02:21,579 Just kidding. Gimme that. 22 00:02:31,256 --> 00:02:32,991 Don't put that in your mouth, Freddy! 23 00:02:32,991 --> 00:02:34,792 What? What are you, a zombiphobe now? 24 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:38,263 You gotta stop doing this, okay? You're gonna get us in trouble. 25 00:02:38,263 --> 00:02:40,465 Survival of the strongest. 26 00:02:40,465 --> 00:02:42,200 - Survival of the fittest. - Whatever, dude, okay? 27 00:02:42,433 --> 00:02:45,803 - He doesn't need it. I do. - You need nasty gold teeth? 28 00:02:45,803 --> 00:02:48,406 No! I need cash, okay? 29 00:02:48,406 --> 00:02:50,575 Besides, what do zombies needs money for anyway? 30 00:02:50,575 --> 00:02:52,343 I guess earning money is all they ever did 31 00:02:52,343 --> 00:02:53,845 when they were alive. 32 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:56,681 What a bunch of losers. 33 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:01,953 Oh! Time to work. 34 00:03:03,955 --> 00:03:07,825 - Hey, Maggie! - Hey, shit-face. 35 00:03:07,825 --> 00:03:10,929 I've got another pickup for you, and don't fuck it up this time. 36 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,096 Don't fuck up this-- 37 00:03:12,096 --> 00:03:13,998 No, we're not gonna fuck up this time. 38 00:03:13,998 --> 00:03:16,234 Give us the info, Maggie. 39 00:03:30,148 --> 00:03:31,783 Ladies and gentlemen, the dead are back. 40 00:03:35,753 --> 00:03:38,089 There's no flesh-eating behavior, 41 00:03:38,089 --> 00:03:40,191 nor hunger for brain, 42 00:03:40,425 --> 00:03:42,594 they're just... ...here. 43 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:44,662 And that's the real disaster, isn't it? 44 00:03:46,431 --> 00:03:48,967 So, you're saying we have to relearn 45 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,702 our behaviors towards the living-dead? 46 00:03:50,702 --> 00:03:53,938 The less offensive term would be living-impaired. 47 00:03:53,938 --> 00:03:56,040 What do you think, folks? 48 00:03:58,243 --> 00:04:00,745 I lost my job! They don't sleep. 49 00:04:01,012 --> 00:04:03,615 How the fuck can we compete with these damn zombies? 50 00:04:03,815 --> 00:04:06,217 Rain. Rain. 51 00:04:06,217 --> 00:04:09,287 Population has dramatically grown by 175% 52 00:04:09,287 --> 00:04:10,255 within the last six months. 53 00:04:10,555 --> 00:04:12,590 It is now illegal for people to dig up their loved ones. 54 00:04:13,391 --> 00:04:15,326 Zombies you'd like to fuck. 55 00:04:16,227 --> 00:04:17,929 Protests are rising 56 00:04:17,929 --> 00:04:20,765 all over the world as the undead claim equal rights. 57 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:24,202 I'm Brad Thompson for Coleman News. 58 00:04:24,202 --> 00:04:25,903 Good night, and God bless America. 59 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,782 We're invincible. 60 00:04:48,393 --> 00:04:49,861 Mister McKenna? Hi. 61 00:04:49,861 --> 00:04:52,130 Coleman's Retirement Services for the Living-Impaired. 62 00:04:52,130 --> 00:04:53,698 - You called us? - Yes! Uh, 63 00:04:53,698 --> 00:04:55,500 thank you for coming... ...so promptly, 64 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,435 - you guys are fast. - Yeah. 65 00:04:57,435 --> 00:04:59,003 Um... 66 00:04:59,003 --> 00:05:01,773 ...now, I want you to know that we do love him, dearly, 67 00:05:01,773 --> 00:05:04,676 and it was a hard decision for us to make. 68 00:05:04,676 --> 00:05:06,110 We totally understand, sir. 69 00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:09,280 You see, it's my father-in-law, and it's important for my wife 70 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,949 that he be treated with dignity. 71 00:05:12,317 --> 00:05:14,485 - That is our policy, yeah. - Okay. 72 00:05:14,485 --> 00:05:17,088 My wife is very fragile emotionally. 73 00:05:17,088 --> 00:05:18,723 So, if you could-- 74 00:05:18,723 --> 00:05:19,791 Oh! 75 00:05:23,227 --> 00:05:24,662 Oh, Pop-Pop! 76 00:05:25,697 --> 00:05:27,231 What did you do? 77 00:05:27,231 --> 00:05:29,500 I swear if you shot him in the brain, I... 78 00:05:31,469 --> 00:05:35,473 That was close. 79 00:05:40,478 --> 00:05:42,413 How many times do I need to tell you? 80 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:44,182 No more shooting at Pop-Pop! 81 00:05:44,182 --> 00:05:46,951 You said it yourself, Pop-Pop is just a fucking zombie. 82 00:05:48,419 --> 00:05:51,889 Kids... 83 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:56,427 ...no, Pop-Pop is living-impaired, hmm? 84 00:05:56,627 --> 00:05:58,896 And the living-impaired have rights, 85 00:05:59,130 --> 00:06:00,998 so you can't shoot them, okay? 86 00:06:00,998 --> 00:06:03,368 He's just like a... 87 00:06:03,368 --> 00:06:05,570 - ...like a retard. Hmm? Uh... - Hmm. 88 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:07,305 ...we don't shoot retards, 89 00:06:07,305 --> 00:06:08,439 do we? 90 00:06:09,340 --> 00:06:11,042 - No, we don't. - Listen, uh, sir. 91 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:13,578 I don't wanna be mean and put pressure or anything 92 00:06:13,578 --> 00:06:15,847 - but we're on the clock. - Yes, I... I'm sorry. 93 00:06:15,847 --> 00:06:17,782 Please proceed with the extraction. 94 00:06:17,782 --> 00:06:19,817 - All right. - Um. 95 00:06:21,352 --> 00:06:24,355 Okay. 96 00:06:28,626 --> 00:06:31,662 - Are you sure this is necessary? - They're professionals, honey. 97 00:06:31,863 --> 00:06:34,098 I think we got him. 98 00:06:35,266 --> 00:06:37,135 Careful guys, that chair is priceless. 99 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,603 Yeah. Yeah. 100 00:06:38,603 --> 00:06:41,339 This ugly bastard is stronger than he looks like. 101 00:06:50,081 --> 00:06:51,115 Totally normal. 102 00:06:58,089 --> 00:07:00,491 Hey! Like new. 103 00:07:00,758 --> 00:07:03,161 See what we had to deal with every day. 104 00:07:04,195 --> 00:07:06,998 Okay, I'm just gonna need a signature right here. 105 00:07:07,465 --> 00:07:10,401 Let's just proceed to payment. Uh... 106 00:07:10,601 --> 00:07:13,004 Jeez. 107 00:07:13,671 --> 00:07:16,073 The card reader, it's messed up again, man. 108 00:07:16,073 --> 00:07:18,743 Oh, what the heck is that? That's really weird. 109 00:07:18,743 --> 00:07:22,113 So sorry about this, sir, um... Do you mind paying cash? 110 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:23,915 Here you go. 111 00:07:25,616 --> 00:07:27,819 - Thank you. - You did the right choice. 112 00:07:27,819 --> 00:07:30,087 Okay, come on. 113 00:07:30,087 --> 00:07:31,756 Hey, pleasure doing business with you, dude. 114 00:07:31,756 --> 00:07:33,958 - I mean, sir. - Bye-bye now. 115 00:07:37,161 --> 00:07:38,062 All right. 116 00:07:59,584 --> 00:08:01,919 - Hello. - Hi. Mister McKenna? 117 00:08:01,919 --> 00:08:04,322 Coleman Retirement Services for the Living-Impaired. 118 00:08:05,256 --> 00:08:07,058 I-- I believe your colleagues... 119 00:08:07,058 --> 00:08:08,326 ...have already taken... 120 00:08:08,326 --> 00:08:09,961 Honey? 121 00:08:10,461 --> 00:08:13,297 Maddox Art is murder! 122 00:08:13,798 --> 00:08:18,836 Maddox Art is murder! Maddox Art is murder! 123 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:24,175 Maddox Art is murder! Maddox Art is murder! 124 00:08:25,009 --> 00:08:27,778 Maddox Art is murder! 125 00:08:32,984 --> 00:08:35,920 Karl, my man! 126 00:08:36,921 --> 00:08:40,725 Freddy, you're getting depressingly uninspiring. 127 00:08:41,092 --> 00:08:43,528 - What do you mean? - Don't worry about it. 128 00:08:48,299 --> 00:08:49,667 What am I supposed to do with this? 129 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:52,003 Come on, Don, it's not that bad! 130 00:08:52,003 --> 00:08:54,472 His head is holding on a pogo stick! 131 00:08:54,472 --> 00:08:59,143 Exactly! Which makes him, uh... inspiring. 132 00:08:59,143 --> 00:09:00,511 Yeah, like the, uh, 133 00:09:00,511 --> 00:09:03,214 the magnificent head-spinning zombie, dude! 134 00:09:03,214 --> 00:09:05,716 - Whoa! - Whoa! 135 00:09:05,716 --> 00:09:07,885 - Whoa! - See, art! 136 00:09:07,885 --> 00:09:10,488 You wouldn't know art if it bit you on the ass. 137 00:09:10,688 --> 00:09:12,490 I'm not going to take this one. 138 00:09:12,490 --> 00:09:15,893 - Don. - Or at least, not at full price. 139 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,663 We have the certificate of termination and everything. 140 00:09:18,663 --> 00:09:20,464 He's legit, I mean, you could do whatever you want 141 00:09:20,464 --> 00:09:22,900 with him, you know, uh, no one cares. 142 00:09:24,235 --> 00:09:25,937 - I'll give you half. - What? 143 00:09:25,937 --> 00:09:28,906 - Take it or leave it. - That is an insult. 144 00:09:28,906 --> 00:09:30,441 There's no deal. Come on, Karl, we're leaving. 145 00:09:30,441 --> 00:09:32,843 Fine, you win. Half-price. 146 00:09:33,678 --> 00:09:36,480 - What are you doing? - We're broke, remember? 147 00:09:36,681 --> 00:09:40,985 Oh, my. You have the softest hands. 148 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,655 I moisturize. 149 00:09:53,364 --> 00:09:56,867 Oh, hi! I'm Bob Coleman. 150 00:09:57,501 --> 00:09:59,270 And for years we've been studying 151 00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:02,206 the most complex structure of the universe. 152 00:10:03,641 --> 00:10:05,042 The human brain. 153 00:10:07,111 --> 00:10:09,714 Each second, a hundred billion neurons 154 00:10:10,047 --> 00:10:13,217 are sending ten thousand electro-chemical signals 155 00:10:13,851 --> 00:10:15,987 making us behave the way we do. 156 00:10:17,955 --> 00:10:21,392 That's why this cute little creature... 157 00:10:21,626 --> 00:10:25,029 ...makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside. 158 00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:28,766 At Coleman, we're dedicated to unlocking 159 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:30,034 the secrets of the mind. 160 00:10:30,234 --> 00:10:32,837 Help the research, donate your loved ones 161 00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:37,775 through our Retirement Services for the Living-Impaired. 162 00:10:56,761 --> 00:10:59,630 - Great. - Hmm. Bye. 163 00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:04,769 Your vampire hero stands before Shiva, 164 00:11:04,969 --> 00:11:06,504 the last god of evil. 165 00:11:06,504 --> 00:11:07,438 And... 166 00:11:11,676 --> 00:11:13,944 Shiva the Destroyer destroys Dracula. 167 00:11:15,946 --> 00:11:16,847 Huh. 168 00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:18,215 Why don't you just skip to the end? 169 00:11:18,215 --> 00:11:19,750 What are you talking about? That would be cheating. 170 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:20,751 The whole book is cheating. 171 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:24,655 I mean, look at Dracula. He's all thin and handsome. 172 00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:27,124 - He has to be thin and handsome. - No, no, no, no. 173 00:11:27,124 --> 00:11:29,794 See, blood is super rich, dude. I mean, he'd be fat. 174 00:11:29,794 --> 00:11:31,696 - At the very least, chubby. - Hey, Maggie! 175 00:11:31,696 --> 00:11:33,397 Maggie, Maggie, Maggie! Listen! 176 00:11:33,397 --> 00:11:37,268 Do you think Dracula, the king of the undead, would be fat? 177 00:11:41,005 --> 00:11:43,240 That is exactly why I don't hang out with you guys. 178 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,444 - This and that ugly hat. - This? 179 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,846 This is a hunter's hat, and I'm hunting so... 180 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:50,948 - it's appropriate. - Huh. 181 00:11:50,948 --> 00:11:52,683 And I thank God everyday we didn't come 182 00:11:52,683 --> 00:11:53,918 from the same ball sack. 183 00:11:53,918 --> 00:11:55,920 Huh. Thank you. That's nice. 184 00:11:56,253 --> 00:11:58,155 Hey, Maggie, I got you a milkshake. 185 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,392 Why? You know I don't drink milk. 186 00:12:01,826 --> 00:12:03,494 Well, milk builds strong bones. 187 00:12:04,328 --> 00:12:07,398 - I'm lactose-intolerant, Freddy. - Oh, I don't mind farts. 188 00:12:07,631 --> 00:12:09,600 - Farts are natural. - Stop. 189 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,001 Karl, just hand me my share. 190 00:12:14,805 --> 00:12:15,906 Uncle Gary! 191 00:12:16,107 --> 00:12:18,843 There's an ear in my fries, again! 192 00:12:18,843 --> 00:12:20,745 Yeah, I... I told the cook about it, 193 00:12:20,745 --> 00:12:23,380 but he couldn't hear me! 194 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:25,616 Good one! 195 00:12:25,616 --> 00:12:27,284 I'm gonna leave you a bad review! 196 00:12:27,284 --> 00:12:28,452 This time I'm serious! 197 00:12:28,786 --> 00:12:30,588 Karl. 198 00:12:30,588 --> 00:12:34,024 - Yup. - You're short. 199 00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:38,529 Oh, yeah. Um... ...funny story. 200 00:12:38,896 --> 00:12:41,866 Don, he paid us half because it was damaged goods, 201 00:12:41,866 --> 00:12:43,934 and, uh, that's not our fault, technically so, uh... 202 00:12:43,934 --> 00:12:45,136 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 203 00:12:45,136 --> 00:12:47,171 Are you pissing down my back and calling it rain? 204 00:12:49,173 --> 00:12:51,876 No! We're not into that thing. 205 00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,210 It's a metaphor, you dumbass. 206 00:12:53,778 --> 00:12:55,613 Look, can you just trust me for once? 207 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,114 - Trust? - Yeah. 208 00:12:57,381 --> 00:12:58,983 Listen to your brother. 209 00:12:58,983 --> 00:13:00,217 You know he's telling the truth. 210 00:13:00,217 --> 00:13:03,521 Oh, oh, did you hear that? Even the captain-- Hey! 211 00:13:04,021 --> 00:13:06,023 You're a lying piece of shit, Karl! 212 00:13:06,023 --> 00:13:07,992 You're a lying piece of shit, Karl. 213 00:13:08,726 --> 00:13:09,994 That's a collectable. 214 00:13:09,994 --> 00:13:14,532 Maybe we might have beheaded the pickup. 215 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,700 Hey, hey, hey! Traitor! 216 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,102 - See, I knew it! - No, no, no, no, no, 217 00:13:18,102 --> 00:13:21,038 no, no, no! And this is horse shit, okay! 218 00:13:21,038 --> 00:13:22,273 We're the ones doing all the hard work 219 00:13:22,273 --> 00:13:23,841 while you sit on your fat ass all day! 220 00:13:23,841 --> 00:13:25,576 - Hey! - Oh, really? 221 00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:27,111 Ow, ah, my knee! 222 00:13:27,111 --> 00:13:29,013 Really, can you hack into Coleman's system? Hmm? 223 00:13:29,013 --> 00:13:30,581 Any of you? 224 00:13:30,581 --> 00:13:33,117 I guess you'd ask Captain Galacticus to do it? 225 00:13:33,117 --> 00:13:34,919 No, Captain Galacticus would ask Meta to do it. 226 00:13:35,119 --> 00:13:37,188 Well, then I'm Meta, he's the muscle 227 00:13:37,188 --> 00:13:39,323 and you're just a prick getting a free ride. 228 00:13:40,691 --> 00:13:42,126 Wait, you're leaving, already? 229 00:13:42,126 --> 00:13:44,995 Yeah, I've had my dose of cheesedicks for one day. 230 00:13:44,995 --> 00:13:46,697 Anyway, I got a date. 231 00:13:47,231 --> 00:13:49,200 - A date? With who? - Later! 232 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:52,069 We were supposed to celebrate! 233 00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:53,737 Hey! Thanks a lot, Judas. 234 00:13:54,038 --> 00:13:58,042 For your information, I know exactly what a metamorph is! 235 00:13:58,042 --> 00:13:59,677 - Metaphor. - Metaph... 236 00:13:59,677 --> 00:14:00,945 - Metaphor. - Metaphlor. 237 00:14:00,945 --> 00:14:02,513 - Yeah, there you go. - Metaphlor. 238 00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:29,273 By all means. Finish your cracker. 239 00:14:33,777 --> 00:14:37,014 This is one of Coleman's biggest processing plants worldwide. 240 00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:39,717 In order for operations to run smoothly 241 00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:41,285 and for the company to profit, 242 00:14:41,886 --> 00:14:44,355 every employee must follow the chain of command 243 00:14:44,355 --> 00:14:48,926 with integrity, excellence, dedication and initiative. 244 00:14:49,426 --> 00:14:51,829 We expect no less from our workers, 245 00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:54,565 and we won't hesitate to cut off dead weed 246 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,669 in order to allow for stronger growth. 247 00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:02,973 That being said, do you know why you're here? 248 00:15:03,874 --> 00:15:07,011 We, um, we got our pickup stolen. 249 00:15:07,011 --> 00:15:10,848 Hmm. Not just one pickup, Dave. 250 00:15:10,848 --> 00:15:12,750 Oh, uh, actually, it's, uh, Stanley. 251 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,286 Ah. [exhales] Stanley. 252 00:15:15,552 --> 00:15:18,555 Over the last month, there have been a lot 253 00:15:18,555 --> 00:15:22,993 of missing pickups and repeated errors 254 00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:28,399 all coming from your sector. 255 00:15:30,634 --> 00:15:33,604 Cracker? Mm-hmm. 256 00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:37,241 It's not our fault, we... we think some jackasses 257 00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:38,676 are posing as us and, uh, 258 00:15:40,311 --> 00:15:42,279 they're, um, stealing our pickups, 259 00:15:42,279 --> 00:15:44,014 - right before we get there. - Coleman's pickups! 260 00:15:44,014 --> 00:15:45,015 Gentlemen! 261 00:15:45,215 --> 00:15:47,451 You are currently owing the company 25,000 dollars, 262 00:15:47,451 --> 00:15:49,486 and we're withholding your last pay... 263 00:15:50,254 --> 00:15:52,056 until the situation is resolved. 264 00:15:54,658 --> 00:15:57,361 - Understood? - Understood, sir. 265 00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:02,633 Damn! 266 00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:20,751 Coming, dear! 267 00:16:22,486 --> 00:16:24,822 Good morning, Mrs. Neard. Is, uh, is Karl up? 268 00:16:24,822 --> 00:16:26,156 They're going to take me. 269 00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:28,993 - What? Who? - The doctors. 270 00:16:28,993 --> 00:16:30,961 They told me I was impaired. 271 00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:33,263 Nobody's gonna take you, Mrs. Neard. 272 00:16:33,263 --> 00:16:35,199 I'm pretty sure you're not dead yet. 273 00:16:35,199 --> 00:16:37,301 Just tell them I won't be leaving my home. 274 00:16:37,301 --> 00:16:38,569 Oh, don't worry, I'll tell them. 275 00:16:38,802 --> 00:16:40,104 Good! 276 00:16:41,538 --> 00:16:43,941 Now, don't just stand there, darling, come in! 277 00:16:43,941 --> 00:16:45,175 Okay. Great! 278 00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:54,051 - Hey, big boy. - Hey you! 279 00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:57,421 - Wanna have boobs for breakfast? - Affirmative. 280 00:16:59,723 --> 00:17:01,358 That'll be 200 credits, honey. 281 00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:06,797 I'm coming, baby. 282 00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,066 Love the sound of that! 283 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,835 What you gonna do 284 00:17:11,835 --> 00:17:14,505 when Wild Gringo walks on you? 285 00:17:14,505 --> 00:17:15,806 - Hey, hey! No! - Get over here! 286 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:18,175 Oh, God, no. 287 00:17:18,409 --> 00:17:23,580 Whoo! One, two, three! Whoo! 288 00:17:24,148 --> 00:17:28,419 And the crowd goes wild for Wild Gringo! 289 00:17:28,652 --> 00:17:30,754 - Whoo! - Freddy! 290 00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:33,323 What? 291 00:17:33,323 --> 00:17:35,092 What do you mean what? I was busy! 292 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,228 - Don't look. - Hmm. 293 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:42,166 - You were masturbating? - Yes okay! Get out! 294 00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:43,200 Okay. 295 00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:45,035 Get out! 296 00:17:45,035 --> 00:17:46,570 I'll give you couple of minutes. 297 00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:49,940 Fuck! 298 00:18:06,857 --> 00:18:08,158 Are you busy, too? 299 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:11,395 Yeah. 300 00:18:12,663 --> 00:18:16,366 - So, had a fun night? - Yeah. 301 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,103 It was the best fucking night of my life. 302 00:18:19,336 --> 00:18:21,772 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 303 00:18:25,309 --> 00:18:28,078 So, um, yeah, uh, 304 00:18:28,078 --> 00:18:31,482 Maggie, I've been thinking a lot. 305 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:37,488 Well, I just wanted to say that you are... 306 00:18:37,488 --> 00:18:38,455 Oh. 307 00:18:38,455 --> 00:18:40,357 ...so... 308 00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:45,229 Huh. You guys ready for a pickup? 309 00:18:45,562 --> 00:18:48,532 Pickup? Yes, yes! Hell-- Heck, yeah. 310 00:18:49,466 --> 00:18:53,403 Uh. Karl's gonna need like five minutes. 311 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:54,905 Why? 312 00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:58,375 Jeez. 313 00:19:00,477 --> 00:19:01,912 Is this really the place? 314 00:19:03,046 --> 00:19:05,616 Hey! You're my best friend, Karl. 315 00:19:05,616 --> 00:19:07,551 Can I get your honest opinion on something? 316 00:19:07,851 --> 00:19:08,819 Sure. 317 00:19:11,221 --> 00:19:13,790 Okay. So, you want my honest opinion 318 00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:16,927 - on a rotten finger? - No, dude! The... the ring! 319 00:19:18,462 --> 00:19:20,631 It's ugly. Happy? 320 00:19:22,366 --> 00:19:24,835 Hey! Uh. I'm thinking about proposing to your sister. 321 00:19:25,068 --> 00:19:27,371 Half-sister! Wait! Wait! Wait! 322 00:19:27,371 --> 00:19:29,940 Yeah. I mean, I don't know, I... I feel ready, 323 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,542 and I'm pretty sure she is, too. 324 00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:33,710 Don't you think you're skipping 325 00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:36,880 crucial steps here? You're not even dating! 326 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,283 Oh, my God, and that horrid thing stinks, man. 327 00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:40,551 Well, yeah, that's just the finger. 328 00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:42,085 If-- It's the ring stuck to it... 329 00:19:42,085 --> 00:19:45,088 - If I can get the ring off... - Freddy, it says "OG" on it. 330 00:19:45,088 --> 00:19:46,723 Yeah, 'cause she's my Original Girl. 331 00:19:46,723 --> 00:19:47,891 It's a gangster ring! 332 00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:51,595 And you know what, man, dating a coworker is unethical! 333 00:19:52,296 --> 00:19:55,165 Yeah. Especially my sister. 334 00:19:55,399 --> 00:19:57,234 - Half-sister! - Whatever, man! 335 00:19:57,234 --> 00:19:59,603 This conversation grosses me out! 336 00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:01,471 Maggie doesn't even like you. 337 00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:07,344 - Freddy, I'm... I'm sorry, man. - No. No. 338 00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:09,179 - No, no, I'm sorry. - You're probably right! 339 00:20:09,179 --> 00:20:11,248 Because masturbating to ZILFs on the internet 340 00:20:11,248 --> 00:20:12,783 makes you a relationship expert. 341 00:20:12,783 --> 00:20:15,485 - Oh, okay, you wanna go there? - Yeah, I wanna go there! 342 00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:18,956 - Let's go there! Let's go there! - Yeah, I wanna go there! 343 00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:23,860 Ow! 344 00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:32,169 Rise and shine, ladies! 345 00:20:33,337 --> 00:20:34,972 What do we have here? 346 00:20:35,439 --> 00:20:41,445 Karl Neard... ...and, uh, Freddy Mercks, 347 00:20:42,713 --> 00:20:44,381 crocodile hunter's little brother 348 00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:45,882 and his hippo friend. 349 00:20:45,882 --> 00:20:47,484 Well, I'll have you know that hippos are actually 350 00:20:47,484 --> 00:20:48,952 one of the deadliest animals of the-- 351 00:20:48,952 --> 00:20:50,387 Oh. Shut up! 352 00:20:52,189 --> 00:20:53,790 And by the way, we're no longer friends. 353 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:56,159 Really? You really want to do this now? 354 00:20:56,159 --> 00:20:58,228 I'm sorry. Do you guys hear something? 355 00:20:58,228 --> 00:20:59,563 - Oh, come on. - 'Cause I don't hear anything. 356 00:20:59,563 --> 00:21:01,598 - Freddy, they have guns! - Yes! We have guns! 357 00:21:01,865 --> 00:21:03,700 - Listen to your friend! - He's not my friend! 358 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:10,040 Shut up! Shut the hell up! 359 00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:12,542 Don't you two idiots want to know why you're here? 360 00:21:14,244 --> 00:21:19,049 - Well, we're here for a pick up. - Yes, I know, I called it in! 361 00:21:19,049 --> 00:21:21,518 It was a trap! 362 00:21:21,518 --> 00:21:24,021 Jesus! We know you two idiots stole from us! 363 00:21:24,488 --> 00:21:26,490 The ring. Right! The gangster ring! 364 00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:29,960 - That's Maggie's ring! - She doesn't like you. 365 00:21:34,831 --> 00:21:36,066 This isn't working. 366 00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:38,969 Rocco, I don't think these guys understand what's going on here. 367 00:21:38,969 --> 00:21:40,637 Why don't you show them what we're capable of. 368 00:21:40,904 --> 00:21:42,639 No, no, no, no, we understand. It's fine. 369 00:21:42,639 --> 00:21:44,574 Rocco, this is not necessary, please, please! 370 00:21:44,574 --> 00:21:46,376 No! No! Please. 371 00:21:55,919 --> 00:21:57,821 I'm just not quite sure 372 00:21:57,821 --> 00:21:59,456 what we're supposed to understand from that. 373 00:22:00,157 --> 00:22:01,758 - Yeah, no, me neither. - I mean-- 374 00:22:01,758 --> 00:22:03,327 Shut up! 375 00:22:03,327 --> 00:22:06,596 You don't disrespect the Wild Gringo. 376 00:22:06,797 --> 00:22:10,100 Karl's grandma hits harder than that! 377 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,902 Grandma you say? She sweet? 378 00:22:12,235 --> 00:22:14,237 - She's the sweetest. - Change of plans. 379 00:22:16,773 --> 00:22:19,676 Now, tell us again what happened. 380 00:22:19,676 --> 00:22:21,411 Listen, I have nothing 381 00:22:21,411 --> 00:22:22,779 against the living-impaired. 382 00:22:22,779 --> 00:22:26,249 But one of those got naked in front of my six-year-old! 383 00:22:26,249 --> 00:22:27,384 Oh, come on! 384 00:22:27,384 --> 00:22:28,952 He doesn't even have a penis anymore! 385 00:22:28,952 --> 00:22:30,554 Well, I'm pretty sure I did see 386 00:22:30,554 --> 00:22:32,322 at least one testicle! 387 00:22:32,322 --> 00:22:35,125 Ladies! Now, what do you think? 388 00:22:35,525 --> 00:22:37,294 We'll be back after these messages. 389 00:22:45,469 --> 00:22:47,070 Fucking slackers! 390 00:23:03,086 --> 00:23:05,255 - Really, guys? - Huh! What! 391 00:23:05,522 --> 00:23:07,491 You're piss drunk, aren't you? 392 00:23:07,491 --> 00:23:08,625 A trap! It was a trap! 393 00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:09,826 - What? - The pickup! 394 00:23:09,826 --> 00:23:12,162 - The pickup was a trap! - Yeah! There's blood! 395 00:23:12,162 --> 00:23:13,497 Is this blood? Is this my blood? 396 00:23:13,497 --> 00:23:14,731 I don't know! 397 00:23:14,731 --> 00:23:16,566 - What the hell is that? - I don't know. 398 00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:18,668 Oh, my God! 399 00:23:18,668 --> 00:23:20,270 What if it's a bomb? 400 00:23:20,270 --> 00:23:21,938 Okay, what are you guys on? 401 00:23:21,938 --> 00:23:24,207 - Go on, press Play! - Are you insane? 402 00:23:24,207 --> 00:23:25,976 - Like I'm gonna fall for that. - Okay, I'll do it! 403 00:23:25,976 --> 00:23:27,277 No, Freddy! No! 404 00:23:27,277 --> 00:23:28,879 Come on, guys, it's not funny anymore. 405 00:23:28,879 --> 00:23:29,846 So-- 406 00:23:29,846 --> 00:23:32,115 - No! - So... 407 00:23:35,886 --> 00:23:38,221 Oh, Freddy. No! 408 00:23:38,221 --> 00:23:40,390 Our saving throw is not high enough to survive this, Freddy. 409 00:23:40,390 --> 00:23:43,393 You know it! Please, please! No! 410 00:23:46,463 --> 00:23:48,565 We work for Coleman and we've uncovered 411 00:23:48,565 --> 00:23:50,066 your shitty little scheme. 412 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,768 Grandma? 413 00:23:51,768 --> 00:23:54,337 You've stolen 25,000 dollars'’ worth 414 00:23:54,337 --> 00:23:55,939 of living-impaired pickups. 415 00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:00,811 But you know what, make that 50, for our troubles. 416 00:24:01,144 --> 00:24:03,947 We want the money back or sweet old granny over here 417 00:24:03,947 --> 00:24:05,015 goes bye-bye. 418 00:24:05,015 --> 00:24:08,185 I told you, I will not be leaving my home. 419 00:24:08,452 --> 00:24:10,720 You have 24 hours. I'll call you. 420 00:24:14,491 --> 00:24:17,394 What kind of cheap-shot fart-knuckle asshole 421 00:24:17,394 --> 00:24:18,662 goes for your grandma? 422 00:24:20,530 --> 00:24:24,701 Okay, guys, we need a quick job that pays a lot. 423 00:24:25,268 --> 00:24:26,870 Like what? Robbing a bank? 424 00:24:27,070 --> 00:24:29,706 Oh! Why don't you ask Don to help us? 425 00:24:29,706 --> 00:24:31,074 No, I'm not interested in that. 426 00:24:31,074 --> 00:24:32,075 - Yes! - Yeah. 427 00:24:32,075 --> 00:24:34,911 No, no, no, I'm not sure how I feel about it. 428 00:24:35,245 --> 00:24:36,880 Why not? He's super connected 429 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,049 and... ... he really likes you, man. 430 00:24:39,049 --> 00:24:40,917 Yeah, exactly! I mean, he's very, you know, 431 00:24:40,917 --> 00:24:42,619 "touchy-touchy-feely" kind of guy, 432 00:24:42,819 --> 00:24:45,155 and it makes me uncomfortable. I don't like it. 433 00:24:46,122 --> 00:24:49,493 That's it? You have any idea how ridiculous you sound? 434 00:24:49,493 --> 00:24:50,594 Yeah! You're being super selfish! 435 00:24:50,594 --> 00:24:51,995 - Oh. - Karl... 436 00:24:53,163 --> 00:24:55,999 You gotta take one for Granny. 437 00:25:13,383 --> 00:25:14,518 Jeez! 438 00:25:16,486 --> 00:25:19,189 - Jeez or jizz? - What? 439 00:25:22,158 --> 00:25:25,295 It's toothpaste. Don't be so immature. 440 00:25:25,295 --> 00:25:26,196 Uh-huh. 441 00:25:26,596 --> 00:25:29,733 Karl, I'm glad you called. 442 00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:36,172 From what I understood, you're in deep, and it stinks. 443 00:25:36,172 --> 00:25:39,476 Now that is an accurate metamorph, 444 00:25:39,476 --> 00:25:40,777 my good sir. 445 00:25:41,678 --> 00:25:44,314 Uh. Karl said you might have a job for us? 446 00:25:44,581 --> 00:25:47,350 I don't, but the boss does. 447 00:25:47,851 --> 00:25:51,755 - A high profile pickup. - So, when do we meet him? 448 00:25:51,988 --> 00:25:53,123 You're about to. 449 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:57,928 Ladies and gents, 450 00:25:57,928 --> 00:26:03,366 the mad artist of the macabre, the one and only, Otto Maddox! 451 00:26:41,938 --> 00:26:44,708 Huh, so it is art. 452 00:26:54,184 --> 00:26:58,188 This is a nice place. A bit dusty, but cozy. 453 00:26:58,488 --> 00:26:59,589 Listen up, Granny! 454 00:26:59,789 --> 00:27:01,524 Let me make this crystal clear for you. 455 00:27:01,858 --> 00:27:05,295 You do what I say, you don't run, you don't scream, 456 00:27:05,729 --> 00:27:07,831 and it'll all be over in no time, hmm? 457 00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:09,933 But you try anything funny, 458 00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:12,969 and my friend, Rocco, over here, is gonna impair you. 459 00:27:13,236 --> 00:27:16,006 Oh, I'm already impaired, dear, but thank you. 460 00:27:17,173 --> 00:27:20,910 - I think I'm impaired too. - No shit, Sherlock. 461 00:27:21,144 --> 00:27:23,680 The Darwin awards called, they have a trophy for you. 462 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,249 - Really? - No! Not really, Rocco! 463 00:27:26,249 --> 00:27:28,485 Jesus Christ! Look, I have shit to do. 464 00:27:28,485 --> 00:27:30,520 You keep an eye out for me, okay, while I'm gone. 465 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:34,090 And stop playing with your gun. 466 00:27:35,925 --> 00:27:36,760 God! 467 00:27:37,527 --> 00:27:41,331 My doctor said it's important to keep your brain stimulated, 468 00:27:41,965 --> 00:27:44,701 so I suppose they have activities scheduled here? 469 00:27:45,301 --> 00:27:46,770 - Hmm. - Bingo Mondays? 470 00:27:47,203 --> 00:27:48,938 Social dance Fridays? 471 00:27:52,909 --> 00:27:55,311 All right, make yourselves comfortable, 472 00:27:55,311 --> 00:27:56,680 he'll be right with you. 473 00:27:58,982 --> 00:28:02,085 We'll talk about my finder's fee later, hmm? 474 00:28:12,095 --> 00:28:13,763 For the record, I hate you guys. 475 00:28:14,064 --> 00:28:16,633 You're so stuck up, relax. 476 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,869 - Wow. - Oh, dude! 477 00:28:19,869 --> 00:28:21,638 Isn't that the girl that you were masturbating to? 478 00:28:21,638 --> 00:28:26,443 Shut! No! That's the real one. 479 00:28:34,584 --> 00:28:37,353 Oh, my God. The jewels of rock. 480 00:28:37,987 --> 00:28:41,491 The blade of death. Even got Rupert! 481 00:28:43,293 --> 00:28:46,529 - Isn't she marvelous? - Yeah. 482 00:28:46,796 --> 00:28:49,666 No! You got a 35-millimeter print 483 00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:51,634 of the banned film Zelvirella? 484 00:28:51,935 --> 00:28:53,903 Sir, there's like only five copies in the whole world! 485 00:28:53,903 --> 00:28:57,307 Yes, and I own all five of them. 486 00:28:57,507 --> 00:29:00,677 Welcome! 487 00:29:01,344 --> 00:29:05,548 Welcome to my private exhibition. 488 00:29:05,749 --> 00:29:09,753 - Oh, fuck me! - God! 489 00:29:10,019 --> 00:29:13,757 Don told me you are the best in the hunting business. 490 00:29:13,757 --> 00:29:17,360 - Really? - Uh. Yes. Yes, we... we are. 491 00:29:17,927 --> 00:29:22,165 Yes. You know, I... I... I really dig your style. 492 00:29:22,165 --> 00:29:25,435 Thank you. Throughout my life, I gathered quite the collection. 493 00:29:25,435 --> 00:29:29,439 Though I feel my existence will remain incomplete 494 00:29:29,439 --> 00:29:33,943 until I possess this last, but not least, precious piece. 495 00:29:34,210 --> 00:29:36,746 I want her at my arm, tomorrow night, 496 00:29:37,046 --> 00:29:38,481 for my big performance. 497 00:29:39,682 --> 00:29:41,017 - Zelvirella? - Yes, 498 00:29:41,351 --> 00:29:45,088 the queen of the dead, the exquisite Debbie Jones! 499 00:29:45,421 --> 00:29:47,657 She's been located, in her family plot 500 00:29:47,657 --> 00:29:49,459 at the Country Hill Cemetery. 501 00:29:49,859 --> 00:29:51,961 You'll find all the boring info in there. 502 00:29:53,096 --> 00:29:55,165 So, uh, just another pickup then. 503 00:29:55,398 --> 00:29:57,300 Actually, it's a bit more complicated. 504 00:29:57,300 --> 00:30:00,336 This cemetery is Coleman's property. 505 00:30:00,837 --> 00:30:04,040 Wha-- You want us to steal from Coleman? 506 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:05,975 Exactly! 507 00:30:05,975 --> 00:30:09,212 I do not want my name mixed in some shady business. 508 00:30:09,612 --> 00:30:16,452 That's why I'll pay you 25,000 to bring her to me. 509 00:30:20,023 --> 00:30:23,159 You know, we're really looking at the Express VIP service here, 510 00:30:23,159 --> 00:30:27,130 - and it's, uh, it's double. - Oh, I'm not here to bargain, 511 00:30:27,130 --> 00:30:29,232 this is the job, this is the payment. 512 00:30:29,465 --> 00:30:33,036 Well, all true collectors know that Zelvirella is worth 513 00:30:33,036 --> 00:30:37,140 beyond the Express VIP service, isn't she? 514 00:30:42,178 --> 00:30:46,216 He's very smart. All right, 50,000 it is. 515 00:30:46,416 --> 00:30:47,884 Bring me my queen! 516 00:30:48,184 --> 00:30:49,586 So, let me get this straight. 517 00:30:49,919 --> 00:30:52,956 We wanna steal from Coleman to repay Coleman, 518 00:30:52,956 --> 00:30:54,591 for stealing from Coleman. 519 00:30:54,924 --> 00:30:57,961 Yep! That is exactly what we're gonna do. 520 00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:11,207 - What? - Nothing. 521 00:31:12,175 --> 00:31:15,144 No, it's just, you're all glittery. 522 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,383 You're-- It's pretty. 523 00:31:20,383 --> 00:31:23,319 Uh. Thanks. I guess. 524 00:31:23,319 --> 00:31:24,954 Yeah! It's super cool having you, 525 00:31:24,954 --> 00:31:26,155 you know, with us, in the van-- 526 00:31:26,155 --> 00:31:27,957 Watch out! 527 00:31:27,957 --> 00:31:29,759 Have you got a death wish, buddy? 528 00:31:29,959 --> 00:31:31,794 You're gonna get us killed, asshole. 529 00:31:31,794 --> 00:31:35,098 Just pay attention to the road instead of staring at me. 530 00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:38,935 That's really mean, Maggie. 531 00:31:39,235 --> 00:31:41,437 Like, have you ever seen an asshole? 532 00:31:42,839 --> 00:31:44,140 It's not pretty! 533 00:31:46,042 --> 00:31:47,644 I looked at my asshole once. 534 00:31:49,712 --> 00:31:51,147 I mean, with a mirror, you know. 535 00:31:52,248 --> 00:31:54,484 What? You guys were never curious? 536 00:31:56,486 --> 00:32:01,157 Overpopulation, diseases, epidemic. 537 00:32:02,325 --> 00:32:04,727 The smell alone makes my stomach turn. 538 00:32:04,994 --> 00:32:07,830 Sixty million people die each year on a global scale, 539 00:32:08,097 --> 00:32:10,733 adding to the living-impaired population count. 540 00:32:10,733 --> 00:32:15,905 Now, in military terms... we call that an invasion. 541 00:32:16,339 --> 00:32:17,573 What do you think is gonna happen 542 00:32:17,573 --> 00:32:21,978 when they outnumber us, when they turn against us? 543 00:32:22,278 --> 00:32:24,013 We need to restore balance, 544 00:32:24,013 --> 00:32:26,282 and the only way for that change to occur 545 00:32:26,282 --> 00:32:29,786 is to engineer society's perception of the undead. 546 00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:32,588 All eyes will be on this event. 547 00:32:32,588 --> 00:32:35,058 Including pro-living-impaired activists, 548 00:32:35,058 --> 00:32:38,294 making the Otto Maddox art show a perfect target. 549 00:32:39,629 --> 00:32:42,365 Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to present, 550 00:32:43,399 --> 00:32:44,968 Project Zoltan. 551 00:32:53,910 --> 00:32:56,045 Doctor West, the floor is yours. 552 00:33:20,636 --> 00:33:25,074 Mr. Hannity, may I have a word with you? 553 00:33:31,314 --> 00:33:32,281 Sit. 554 00:33:36,552 --> 00:33:39,555 Sir, I understand the situation might be unstable, 555 00:33:40,456 --> 00:33:42,658 but I assure you the formula is working. 556 00:33:43,192 --> 00:33:44,293 And as people say, 557 00:33:45,328 --> 00:33:47,163 - shit happens. - I'll stop you there. 558 00:33:48,498 --> 00:33:51,667 This little project of yours is costing me a shitload of money! 559 00:33:52,335 --> 00:33:54,604 With all due respect, sir, you can't make an omelet 560 00:33:54,937 --> 00:33:56,272 without breaking some eggs. 561 00:33:56,272 --> 00:33:58,975 And you can't make chicken soup out of chicken shit, can you? 562 00:33:59,675 --> 00:34:03,446 This is it, I'm shutting your ass down. 563 00:34:04,647 --> 00:34:06,082 You've got great qualities, 564 00:34:06,282 --> 00:34:10,753 I'm sure they'll appreciate you at Coleman Malaysia. 565 00:34:26,636 --> 00:34:28,371 Go, go, go, go, go! Guys, come on. 566 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:53,863 - We're invincible! - You guys need to dig fast, 567 00:34:53,863 --> 00:34:55,131 I don't know how much time we got 568 00:34:55,131 --> 00:34:56,332 before the next patrol. 569 00:34:56,332 --> 00:34:58,101 Maybe you can, uh, come out and help us. 570 00:34:58,101 --> 00:35:00,236 No, we only have two shovels, genius. 571 00:35:00,236 --> 00:35:02,405 Yeah, no thanks. I'm just gonna keep the engine running, 572 00:35:02,405 --> 00:35:04,040 and keep an eye on Coleman's Security System. 573 00:35:04,340 --> 00:35:06,776 Freddy, for fuck's sake, tie your goddamn shoelaces! 574 00:35:06,776 --> 00:35:09,011 - No, I don't tie my shoes. - What are you, five? 575 00:35:09,011 --> 00:35:10,346 Maggie, it's a way of life. 576 00:35:10,346 --> 00:35:12,014 The only time Freddy got knocked out, 577 00:35:12,014 --> 00:35:13,216 he was tying his shoe. 578 00:35:13,216 --> 00:35:15,351 He sneezed and smashed his face on his own knee. 579 00:35:15,551 --> 00:35:19,422 - Dude, dude! That was a secret. - Four stitches! 580 00:35:19,422 --> 00:35:21,657 - Guys, I don't care. Just go! - Yeah. 581 00:35:30,466 --> 00:35:31,501 We're in. 582 00:35:32,401 --> 00:35:35,371 Debbie Jones, here we come, baby. 583 00:35:44,714 --> 00:35:45,648 No way. 584 00:35:49,318 --> 00:35:51,621 Coleman, you shady motherfucker. 585 00:36:02,798 --> 00:36:06,402 - Yeah. Yeah. [chuckles] Oh. - Yeah. 586 00:36:07,403 --> 00:36:08,404 No way. 587 00:36:09,438 --> 00:36:12,441 Oh, shit! 588 00:36:12,441 --> 00:36:14,377 Guys! Guys, guys, guys! We got to go! 589 00:36:14,377 --> 00:36:16,112 Okay, I present to you 590 00:36:16,112 --> 00:36:18,080 the Queen of the dead, 591 00:36:18,381 --> 00:36:23,119 - Zelvirel-- Oh, my God! - Oh, fuck me! 592 00:36:23,119 --> 00:36:25,321 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. She's all dried up! 593 00:36:25,555 --> 00:36:28,191 Yeah, super dry, like extra crispy dry! 594 00:36:28,191 --> 00:36:29,492 She's a freaking skeleton! 595 00:36:29,492 --> 00:36:31,093 There's no way Maddox is gonna pay us for this. 596 00:36:31,093 --> 00:36:32,328 Let's give her a chance. 597 00:36:32,328 --> 00:36:34,330 Maybe she's still somewhere in there. 598 00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:36,232 She just needs our help waking up. Right? 599 00:36:36,799 --> 00:36:40,603 Hear my voice! Rise! 600 00:36:41,437 --> 00:36:42,638 Rise! 601 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:46,275 Rise! 602 00:36:46,275 --> 00:36:47,843 You broke her into pieces! 603 00:36:47,843 --> 00:36:49,779 Keep your fucking voices down! 604 00:36:49,779 --> 00:36:51,380 Or what, Maggie? 605 00:36:51,581 --> 00:36:53,583 I mean, look at this! We're screwed anyway! 606 00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:55,151 What could be worse? 607 00:36:55,151 --> 00:36:57,019 What the heck! 608 00:36:57,019 --> 00:36:58,621 Someone shot me! 609 00:36:58,621 --> 00:37:00,423 - They shot me! - Freeze! 610 00:37:00,423 --> 00:37:02,959 Stop shouting freeze? You already fucking shot at us! 611 00:37:03,226 --> 00:37:04,994 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 612 00:37:06,429 --> 00:37:07,830 Freddy, I don't wanna die. 613 00:37:15,705 --> 00:37:19,075 I don't understand! We... we use it all the time! 614 00:37:19,342 --> 00:37:20,943 Mr. Hannity? 615 00:37:22,011 --> 00:37:25,314 Please. I... I swear it's not my fault. 616 00:37:25,581 --> 00:37:28,251 He got strangled with the sex swing. 617 00:37:32,255 --> 00:37:36,759 Well, well. Welcome back, Mr. Coleman. 618 00:37:50,706 --> 00:37:54,410 - Is he able to speak? - Short answer is no. 619 00:37:54,410 --> 00:37:56,679 Oxygen shortage and intracranial hemorrhage 620 00:37:56,679 --> 00:37:58,314 will leave your brain damaged. 621 00:37:59,315 --> 00:38:01,217 I need a word with him. In private. 622 00:38:01,217 --> 00:38:02,385 Mm-hmm. 623 00:38:04,787 --> 00:38:08,824 Bob, Bob, Bob. 624 00:38:09,558 --> 00:38:12,728 May I call you Bob? 625 00:38:12,728 --> 00:38:15,531 You've always been a source of inspiration, 626 00:38:15,931 --> 00:38:18,734 seizing all opportunities as they present themselves, 627 00:38:18,734 --> 00:38:21,437 never taking bullshit from anyone, hmm? 628 00:38:22,071 --> 00:38:25,074 Well, now, I'm seizing mine. 629 00:38:27,176 --> 00:38:28,477 I'm taking over. 630 00:38:29,312 --> 00:38:31,614 I've got big plans for the Coleman Corporation. 631 00:38:39,922 --> 00:38:46,262 One, two, one and one, two... 632 00:38:50,433 --> 00:38:54,170 And step, step, and one, two, back. 633 00:38:54,370 --> 00:38:57,406 - One, two. - What the hell is going on here? 634 00:38:58,341 --> 00:38:59,942 Social Dance Friday. 635 00:39:00,376 --> 00:39:02,545 He's making great progress, he's a natural. 636 00:39:02,545 --> 00:39:03,746 Thank you! 637 00:39:04,613 --> 00:39:06,949 And... and what have you guys done with my place? 638 00:39:07,450 --> 00:39:09,752 - We tidied up a bit. - You did what? 639 00:39:10,152 --> 00:39:11,253 It was dusty. 640 00:39:11,754 --> 00:39:15,191 She is our hostage, numb nuts! Not our maid! 641 00:39:15,191 --> 00:39:17,360 Now, now, settle down. 642 00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:20,563 I got the perfect remedy for grumpy boys. 643 00:39:21,931 --> 00:39:26,802 - Freshly baked sweet rolls. - Sweet rolls, man! 644 00:39:32,141 --> 00:39:33,743 We are so fucked. 645 00:39:33,743 --> 00:39:36,245 I'm so fucking cold... 646 00:39:36,245 --> 00:39:37,713 You're not dying, Karl. 647 00:39:37,713 --> 00:39:39,014 I think I'm losing too much blood... 648 00:39:39,014 --> 00:39:40,750 It's just a tiny-- It's a scratch. You're fine! 649 00:39:40,950 --> 00:39:44,053 Oh. [gasps] Oh, shit! You actually got shot. 650 00:39:44,053 --> 00:39:46,956 - Yeah! I told you! - Dude, chicks dig scars. 651 00:39:50,459 --> 00:39:51,761 Cheeseburgers? Really? 652 00:39:51,961 --> 00:39:55,297 Thank you for all the extra lactose, Freddy. 653 00:39:55,564 --> 00:39:57,032 Since when is there lactose in cheeseburgers? 654 00:39:57,767 --> 00:39:59,101 Oh! 655 00:40:01,971 --> 00:40:03,806 - What's up, losers! - It's them! 656 00:40:04,774 --> 00:40:07,743 Um. I'm gonna put you on speaker phone, okay? 657 00:40:11,514 --> 00:40:13,516 - I think I hung up on them. - Freddy! 658 00:40:13,516 --> 00:40:16,218 I didn't do it on purpose! 659 00:40:16,419 --> 00:40:18,320 Oh, here, here! 660 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,555 Did you just hang up on me? 661 00:40:20,423 --> 00:40:22,758 - Stan? - Maggie! 662 00:40:23,225 --> 00:40:25,728 - What, you two know each other? - No! 663 00:40:26,228 --> 00:40:27,496 So, after all this time, 664 00:40:27,496 --> 00:40:28,664 you're still Coleman's little bitch, huh? 665 00:40:28,664 --> 00:40:30,032 Screw Coleman, okay! 666 00:40:30,032 --> 00:40:32,535 If you don't bring my 50K in 12 hours, 667 00:40:32,535 --> 00:40:34,570 this old sweet old granny over here goes bye-bye. 668 00:40:34,570 --> 00:40:35,771 Hey, hey, hey! 669 00:40:35,771 --> 00:40:37,440 How do we even know she's alive, huh? 670 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:39,742 - Good point. - She is fine. 671 00:40:39,742 --> 00:40:41,177 Yeah, well, then put her on the phone! 672 00:40:45,681 --> 00:40:47,783 - Really? - What the hell was that? 673 00:40:47,783 --> 00:40:50,986 Uh, uh, nothing! What the fuck, Rocco? 674 00:40:50,986 --> 00:40:53,589 - Put the gun down! - What gun? 675 00:40:53,789 --> 00:40:56,258 Look, put Grandma on the phone right now, or the deal is done! 676 00:40:56,258 --> 00:40:57,293 - Yeah. - Yes. 677 00:40:57,526 --> 00:41:00,196 Uh. Yes. Um. She's coming. 678 00:41:08,604 --> 00:41:10,606 Come on, wake up. Please, wake up. Plea... 679 00:41:11,774 --> 00:41:13,442 She's back! 680 00:41:13,676 --> 00:41:15,010 Speak! 681 00:41:15,344 --> 00:41:17,413 - Hello. - Grandma. 682 00:41:17,813 --> 00:41:21,450 Oh! Hello, sweeties, 683 00:41:21,650 --> 00:41:24,854 - isn't it a beautiful day? - Are you okay? 684 00:41:25,154 --> 00:41:26,956 Is that bastard treating you well enough? 685 00:41:26,956 --> 00:41:29,325 - Language, young lady! - All right! That's enough! 686 00:41:29,325 --> 00:41:32,895 You got 12 hours! Got that? 687 00:41:33,562 --> 00:41:37,032 - So, how do you know this prick? - He's my ex. 688 00:41:38,033 --> 00:41:41,103 - You slept with the enemy? - Thank you, Freddy, 689 00:41:41,103 --> 00:41:43,105 for the reminder! 690 00:41:43,539 --> 00:41:45,140 Shit! 691 00:41:46,442 --> 00:41:48,611 Okay, we need another Zelvirella. 692 00:41:48,611 --> 00:41:50,746 You mean like the one that Karl masturbates to? 693 00:41:51,213 --> 00:41:53,516 Can't you just say "jerk off" like normal people do? 694 00:41:53,516 --> 00:41:55,718 Show us! 695 00:41:56,552 --> 00:41:58,087 I'm not gonna jerk off in front of you guys! 696 00:41:58,087 --> 00:42:00,689 Show us the girl, you sick fuck! 697 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,694 Hey, would you quit crying, 698 00:42:05,694 --> 00:42:07,096 you overgrown cry baby? 699 00:42:07,796 --> 00:42:09,999 I've never shot a granny before. 700 00:42:10,799 --> 00:42:15,905 Oh, there, there. Aw. 701 00:42:18,641 --> 00:42:19,808 Oh, she's live. 702 00:42:21,443 --> 00:42:24,146 Uh, wait. I wanna see. 703 00:42:25,447 --> 00:42:26,615 That totally looks like her. 704 00:42:27,816 --> 00:42:30,286 This could actually work. So, how do we find her? 705 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,689 Well, they also have a massage parlor, 706 00:42:33,689 --> 00:42:35,891 and you can go and book private sessions. 707 00:42:36,892 --> 00:42:38,961 Not that I ever tried. I'm just saying. 708 00:42:39,662 --> 00:42:41,864 Yeah, I guess, there's a first time for everything. 709 00:43:06,722 --> 00:43:08,290 ♪ You get me high ♪ 710 00:43:10,593 --> 00:43:12,328 ♪ Electric love... ♪ 711 00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:14,363 Username? 712 00:43:18,033 --> 00:43:20,869 - Master-_bator69. - Come again? 713 00:43:21,804 --> 00:43:25,608 - Master-_bator69. - Just give me a second. 714 00:43:25,941 --> 00:43:28,811 - How original. - It's a play on words, Maggie! 715 00:43:28,811 --> 00:43:31,046 - Mm-hmm. - So, you do use that word. 716 00:43:31,714 --> 00:43:34,717 - Double-standard much? - Platinum member! Wow! 717 00:43:34,717 --> 00:43:37,252 Which one of our delightful ZILF girls 718 00:43:37,252 --> 00:43:38,520 have you come to see today? 719 00:43:38,821 --> 00:43:42,825 - We are here for Zelvirella. - Of course, your favorite. 720 00:43:43,659 --> 00:43:45,561 Oh, it says right here 721 00:43:45,561 --> 00:43:47,596 you never claimed your membership rewards. 722 00:43:47,596 --> 00:43:49,031 Well, it says it right here. 723 00:43:49,031 --> 00:43:51,066 And boy did you accumulate some points! 724 00:43:51,066 --> 00:43:55,137 So, here's your free Platinum Membership pin... 725 00:43:56,905 --> 00:43:58,374 gel for your penis... 726 00:43:59,908 --> 00:44:02,878 a lovely ZILF T-shirt... 727 00:44:05,114 --> 00:44:06,181 some coupons... 728 00:44:07,449 --> 00:44:09,018 and, of course, our famous... 729 00:44:10,152 --> 00:44:12,021 - pocket penis laser pointer! - Oh! 730 00:44:12,021 --> 00:44:13,222 Okay, look, we don't have time 731 00:44:13,222 --> 00:44:14,590 for free swag, okay? 732 00:44:14,590 --> 00:44:16,859 God. [exclaims] God! 733 00:44:17,359 --> 00:44:19,128 Oh, that laser is brutal. 734 00:44:19,128 --> 00:44:22,398 Uh, you can proceed to booth 23, she'll be right there with you. 735 00:44:23,032 --> 00:44:23,899 Okay. 736 00:44:24,199 --> 00:44:26,902 ♪ ...My super, sticky Dirty heart ♪ 737 00:44:27,569 --> 00:44:31,006 Oh, and, uh, Platinum member's friends... 738 00:44:32,307 --> 00:44:35,811 do get a special discount. Care for a trial? 739 00:44:37,513 --> 00:44:39,815 No. We'll just wait outside. 740 00:44:41,083 --> 00:44:42,685 Don't touch anything, Freddy. 741 00:44:59,968 --> 00:45:02,237 Happy to finally put a face on my best tipper. 742 00:45:02,237 --> 00:45:03,205 Hello. 743 00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:07,609 Hi. 744 00:45:08,944 --> 00:45:11,013 Oh, you're kinda cute. 745 00:45:11,013 --> 00:45:13,849 - You too. You smell nice. - Thanks. 746 00:45:13,849 --> 00:45:15,117 So? 747 00:45:15,517 --> 00:45:17,920 - first time here, huh? - Uh, yeah. 748 00:45:27,696 --> 00:45:30,032 Just open it. Ow! 749 00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:33,669 Are you having fun, Karl? 750 00:45:33,669 --> 00:45:35,738 It's not what you think, Maggie. Get away! 751 00:45:35,738 --> 00:45:37,639 Hey, maybe we can give them like five minutes? 752 00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:40,676 - What? - Oh, come on. He needs this. 753 00:45:40,676 --> 00:45:42,244 I'm hanging out of a window! 754 00:45:42,244 --> 00:45:44,113 Are you friends gonna be watching? 'Cause it's creepy. 755 00:45:44,113 --> 00:45:46,048 - No! It's my sister. - Ooh! Well, we can invite her 756 00:45:46,048 --> 00:45:47,583 - if you wanted... - No, no, no, no, no! 757 00:45:49,418 --> 00:45:52,054 Extra players need to register first! 758 00:45:52,054 --> 00:45:54,223 Oops. 759 00:45:54,223 --> 00:45:55,891 Look, we don't have much time, okay? 760 00:45:56,291 --> 00:45:59,061 Oh, wait, did you come here to save me from my pimp? 761 00:45:59,061 --> 00:46:01,530 Yeah! Yeah, sure. 762 00:46:01,530 --> 00:46:02,798 Wait, why? Is he mistreating you? 763 00:46:02,798 --> 00:46:04,867 No, he's just so overprotective, you know? 764 00:46:04,867 --> 00:46:05,968 It's suffocating! Like-- 765 00:46:05,968 --> 00:46:07,302 Oh, shit. 766 00:46:07,302 --> 00:46:09,605 Hey! This is against house rules! Open up! 767 00:46:09,605 --> 00:46:10,939 Everybody out! Now! 768 00:46:10,939 --> 00:46:12,441 Nobody tells me what to do, girl. 769 00:46:12,441 --> 00:46:14,243 Oh, shit. 770 00:46:15,644 --> 00:46:16,845 Oh, come on! 771 00:46:28,157 --> 00:46:32,327 Hey! Your membership is terminated! 772 00:46:36,565 --> 00:46:38,367 Sadly, we are also expecting 773 00:46:38,367 --> 00:46:40,969 a big protest against living-impaired abuse. 774 00:46:40,969 --> 00:46:42,237 That's a real shame 775 00:46:42,237 --> 00:46:44,973 for freedom of speech. Well, if you're traveling by car, 776 00:46:44,973 --> 00:46:46,375 and don't want to be late for dinner 777 00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:48,076 you should definitely avoid the Art District. 778 00:46:49,144 --> 00:46:52,181 Love. It's the best feeling, right? 779 00:46:54,216 --> 00:46:56,752 I'd rather be in a car crash. 780 00:46:59,354 --> 00:47:01,824 - Freddy, pull over! - Okay, okay. 781 00:47:02,424 --> 00:47:05,160 Perfect. 782 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,270 - I'm stuck. - Thank you, we can see that. 783 00:47:15,270 --> 00:47:17,806 I can't fucking believe you! You just drove right into him! 784 00:47:18,006 --> 00:47:20,943 - He hit us! - Li-- Li-- Liar! 785 00:47:20,943 --> 00:47:23,779 - Shut up! - You okay, there? Poor thing. 786 00:47:23,779 --> 00:47:25,347 - I've been worse. - Aw. 787 00:47:25,347 --> 00:47:27,616 You weren't paying attention. Again! 788 00:47:27,616 --> 00:47:28,951 I was paying attention 789 00:47:28,951 --> 00:47:31,453 to you being negative. Again! 790 00:47:31,453 --> 00:47:34,323 Would you two just cut it for like a second, please? 791 00:47:34,323 --> 00:47:36,024 In other news, Country Hill Cemetery has been 792 00:47:36,024 --> 00:47:38,060 the theater of yet another hate crime. 793 00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:40,095 The police are looking for three suspects 794 00:47:40,095 --> 00:47:41,830 driving a green delivery van. 795 00:47:42,030 --> 00:47:44,166 They are deemed armed and dangerous. 796 00:47:44,166 --> 00:47:45,734 You know, the police is looking for us now. 797 00:47:45,734 --> 00:47:47,069 Wait, what did we do this time? 798 00:47:47,069 --> 00:47:50,839 Oh! Nothing serious. Just you know, um, a hate crime! 799 00:47:50,839 --> 00:47:53,642 - That is a load of bullcrap! - All right! 800 00:47:53,642 --> 00:47:55,577 You said you're the brain of the operation, Maggie. 801 00:47:55,577 --> 00:47:58,080 So, you got any great plan to get us out of this? 802 00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,681 Yeah, I got a plan. I got a plan. 803 00:47:59,681 --> 00:48:01,884 I got it, uh, right, uh, right here! 804 00:48:02,818 --> 00:48:05,020 - That's very mature, Maggie. - Mm-hmm. 805 00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:07,956 Says the guy who looked at his own asshole. 806 00:48:07,956 --> 00:48:09,725 Asshole! 807 00:48:09,725 --> 00:48:11,126 You shut up! 808 00:48:11,526 --> 00:48:14,029 Asshole. 809 00:48:14,696 --> 00:48:18,667 - Uh, Captain! - There, dickless. Go, fetch! 810 00:48:19,768 --> 00:48:21,770 Guys! Guys! Guys! Come on! 811 00:48:21,970 --> 00:48:24,406 None of our assholes are gonna matter 812 00:48:24,406 --> 00:48:27,843 if we don't get back on the road, like, right now! 813 00:48:27,843 --> 00:48:30,946 Okay. 814 00:48:40,155 --> 00:48:43,025 Hey! Hey, hey, come on, big guy! 815 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,362 - Don't mind me. - Shut up. 816 00:48:47,996 --> 00:48:51,500 How about I call us an Uber? 817 00:48:53,735 --> 00:48:55,771 Hey, losers, clock is ticking. 818 00:48:56,305 --> 00:48:58,573 All right! Now look, shitstick, we're on. 819 00:48:59,074 --> 00:49:01,443 Meet us at the Maddox Gallery, with Grandma. 820 00:49:01,443 --> 00:49:02,477 Take it or leave it! 821 00:49:02,477 --> 00:49:04,012 That shitty attitude, 822 00:49:04,012 --> 00:49:05,480 I missed you, Maggie. 823 00:49:07,249 --> 00:49:09,117 - What a twat! - Yeah! 824 00:49:10,352 --> 00:49:12,754 All right, let's hope that old glittery fart 825 00:49:12,754 --> 00:49:13,956 likes bootlegs. 826 00:49:14,890 --> 00:49:16,124 Zelvirella? 827 00:49:18,293 --> 00:49:19,261 Zelvirella? 828 00:49:19,261 --> 00:49:21,430 Oh, shit! She's gone? 829 00:49:21,863 --> 00:49:24,700 Well, of course, she's gone! I mean, we kidnapped her! 830 00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:27,336 Go get your girl! Go! 831 00:49:29,705 --> 00:49:32,641 No! No! 832 00:49:33,709 --> 00:49:38,113 No, oh! [gasps] Bad! Bad! 833 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,617 Is Mr. Coleman appreciating his new scenery? 834 00:49:42,617 --> 00:49:44,052 Mr. Hannity. 835 00:49:44,052 --> 00:49:45,387 We've made great progress. 836 00:49:45,387 --> 00:49:47,522 However, I'm afraid we need more time. 837 00:49:47,522 --> 00:49:50,993 Why? I've seen the tests. They're fine. 838 00:49:51,526 --> 00:49:53,362 They looked scary. 839 00:49:53,662 --> 00:49:55,564 Focus on scary and stay away 840 00:49:55,564 --> 00:49:58,967 - from the party-popper heads. - Yes, this is the formula 841 00:49:58,967 --> 00:50:02,170 we have here, but it is extremely unstable 842 00:50:02,170 --> 00:50:04,006 and infectious, we don't know-- 843 00:50:04,006 --> 00:50:05,807 You believe Coleman's Special Forces 844 00:50:05,807 --> 00:50:07,509 can't contain this? 845 00:50:08,643 --> 00:50:09,544 The protocol suggests 846 00:50:09,544 --> 00:50:11,513 that we perform additional testing. 847 00:50:12,514 --> 00:50:13,415 Maybe you're right. 848 00:50:16,318 --> 00:50:19,821 - What are you doing? - Following protocol. 849 00:50:20,489 --> 00:50:26,495 Oh, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 850 00:50:26,495 --> 00:50:30,799 Let me out! We don't have a cure! 851 00:50:56,091 --> 00:50:57,359 Zelvirella? 852 00:51:08,637 --> 00:51:09,504 Hello? 853 00:51:13,575 --> 00:51:16,511 - Spare me! No! No! - Cut the crap. 854 00:51:16,745 --> 00:51:18,647 - Where are you taking me? - We're on a job, 855 00:51:18,647 --> 00:51:20,649 and we're taking you to Otto Maddox at the Gallery! 856 00:51:20,649 --> 00:51:21,716 Otto Maddox? 857 00:51:22,184 --> 00:51:24,586 - Artist and billionaire? - Yeah, yeah. 858 00:51:24,586 --> 00:51:26,321 He wants you to be his date for tonight's event. 859 00:51:26,988 --> 00:51:28,557 - Oh! - Huh? 860 00:51:28,890 --> 00:51:30,092 Oh! 861 00:51:30,292 --> 00:51:32,360 - Oh, that's so romantic. - Ow! Watch out! Watch out. 862 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,163 That's a-- It's a... It's a bullet wound. 863 00:51:37,732 --> 00:51:39,167 It'll probably leave a scar. 864 00:51:47,209 --> 00:51:48,610 Oh, yeah. 865 00:51:48,610 --> 00:51:52,047 Oh, that's so gross! 866 00:51:52,047 --> 00:51:53,348 You wanna know what's gross? 867 00:51:53,348 --> 00:51:55,217 Is that you ever dated that jerk. 868 00:51:55,217 --> 00:51:57,419 Get over it. I told you, it only ever 869 00:51:57,419 --> 00:51:59,187 happened like once or, you know... 870 00:52:00,622 --> 00:52:02,791 twice. Why am I trying to justify myself to you, 871 00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:04,326 it's none of your fucking business anyway! 872 00:52:04,326 --> 00:52:06,728 - I was just kidding. - Very funny. 873 00:52:07,996 --> 00:52:10,932 - Thanks. - It's sarcasm, Freddy. 874 00:52:11,399 --> 00:52:14,503 Yeah, duh! Yeah, I knew that. 875 00:52:14,870 --> 00:52:17,839 Oh! 876 00:52:22,144 --> 00:52:23,712 Looks like you folks got a problem. 877 00:52:29,618 --> 00:52:30,452 Uh-huh. 878 00:52:31,153 --> 00:52:32,254 Let me give you a hand 879 00:52:32,254 --> 00:52:33,221 with that! 880 00:52:33,221 --> 00:52:34,890 I got just the right tools in my car! 881 00:52:34,890 --> 00:52:37,692 Oh, uh, you don't have to do that, sir. 882 00:52:38,026 --> 00:52:39,594 Pleasure, ma'am. 883 00:52:40,562 --> 00:52:42,697 - He just "ma'am-ed" me. - Did he? I didn't-- 884 00:52:42,697 --> 00:52:45,834 - I blacked out. - Okay, we're so royally fucked! 885 00:52:45,834 --> 00:52:48,670 No, I think if we just play it cool, we'll be fine. 886 00:52:50,472 --> 00:52:53,074 Yeah! I tried to swerve out of the way but he just, 887 00:52:53,074 --> 00:52:54,309 like, jumped right in front of me! 888 00:52:54,309 --> 00:52:56,511 Don't worry about it. Happens all the time. 889 00:52:56,811 --> 00:52:59,147 These sons of bitches, they're worse than possums! 890 00:52:59,147 --> 00:53:00,715 - Yeah. - Hold that for me, sir. 891 00:53:00,715 --> 00:53:02,117 Yes, I can do that. 892 00:53:02,317 --> 00:53:04,352 All righty. Let's start with the head. 893 00:53:08,256 --> 00:53:10,425 Wow, that was... 894 00:53:11,793 --> 00:53:13,261 - quick. - Majestical. 895 00:53:22,037 --> 00:53:23,505 Oh, jeez. 896 00:53:28,810 --> 00:53:31,880 Well. Here you go, folks. 897 00:53:33,114 --> 00:53:34,983 You might wanna stop at a car wash, 898 00:53:35,450 --> 00:53:37,619 - get rid of that smell. - Yeah. 899 00:53:37,919 --> 00:53:39,521 Well, you're a real lifesaver. 900 00:53:39,521 --> 00:53:42,290 Yeah! No, that was really, really nice of you. 901 00:53:42,691 --> 00:53:44,593 Now, drive safe. 902 00:53:47,262 --> 00:53:48,763 What the hell did you do that for? 903 00:53:49,030 --> 00:53:50,465 To save your asses! 904 00:53:50,465 --> 00:53:53,001 That is assault on an officer of the law! 905 00:53:53,001 --> 00:53:55,170 Yeah! A really nice officer 906 00:53:55,170 --> 00:53:57,439 that had no idea that we were wanted! 907 00:53:57,439 --> 00:53:59,241 And how was I supposed to know that? 908 00:53:59,241 --> 00:54:00,675 I thought that it was super brave. 909 00:54:00,675 --> 00:54:01,977 I am so done! 910 00:54:02,244 --> 00:54:04,446 I will be in the van. Fuck all of you! 911 00:54:08,049 --> 00:54:09,884 Well, we can't just leave him there. 912 00:54:22,197 --> 00:54:25,200 I'm Chelsea Lee, your favorite Red Carpet correspondent, 913 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:26,801 here at the Maddox Art Gallery 914 00:54:26,801 --> 00:54:29,437 where the glitterati of Necropolis is here 915 00:54:29,437 --> 00:54:31,740 and Mother Teresa is here! 916 00:54:32,307 --> 00:54:34,309 Mother Teresa, oh, my goodness! 917 00:54:34,309 --> 00:54:36,911 Isn't she looking lovely in her designer robe? 918 00:54:37,445 --> 00:54:39,781 Nobody pulls off white and blue like Mother Teresa! 919 00:54:39,781 --> 00:54:42,617 Mother Teresa, you rock the white and blue! 920 00:54:42,617 --> 00:54:45,754 Martinis later? 921 00:54:45,754 --> 00:54:47,155 You should see her on the dancefloor, 922 00:54:47,155 --> 00:54:48,857 she is a maniac! 923 00:54:48,857 --> 00:54:50,292 Here at Coleman News, 924 00:54:50,292 --> 00:54:52,294 we don't let protesters ruin our night, 925 00:54:52,294 --> 00:54:54,162 and we just look forward to the art. 926 00:54:54,162 --> 00:54:55,330 I look forward to seeing 927 00:54:55,330 --> 00:54:57,899 what Otto Maddox is going to release today. 928 00:54:57,899 --> 00:55:00,769 Who knows, last time, it was very controversial. 929 00:55:00,769 --> 00:55:03,905 Tonight, it's probably going to be even more racy. 930 00:55:03,905 --> 00:55:05,640 But Coleman News... 931 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,475 ...will show you everything. 932 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,015 Let the show begin. 933 00:56:50,779 --> 00:56:53,848 Oh, my God! Have you guys seen this place? 934 00:56:53,848 --> 00:56:54,749 There she is! 935 00:56:55,216 --> 00:56:59,821 My queen! I was getting impatient. 936 00:57:01,055 --> 00:57:05,326 She's as magnificent as a thousand suns rising 937 00:57:05,326 --> 00:57:06,694 over the ocean. 938 00:57:06,694 --> 00:57:09,998 All of this is yours? 939 00:57:09,998 --> 00:57:14,969 Oh, yes, darling, yes. All of this, and you. 940 00:57:15,603 --> 00:57:17,972 You sure know what you want. 941 00:57:17,972 --> 00:57:22,911 Wow! She's in pristine condition. 942 00:57:22,911 --> 00:57:27,849 Oh. Botox and fillers, you know how it is. 943 00:57:27,849 --> 00:57:29,951 I've had some work done myself. 944 00:57:29,951 --> 00:57:31,186 - Oh? - Hmm. 945 00:57:56,344 --> 00:57:59,514 Okay! Let's get her clean and dressed! 946 00:57:59,514 --> 00:58:00,982 Stop right there, dude! 947 00:58:02,350 --> 00:58:04,118 You got our money? 948 00:58:05,854 --> 00:58:09,057 What I wouldn't give for the golden star 949 00:58:09,057 --> 00:58:11,125 of my celestial realm. 950 00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:14,963 Oh. 951 00:58:16,598 --> 00:58:17,632 Stop! 952 00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:21,803 Stop, okay? Stop! The deal is off! 953 00:58:21,803 --> 00:58:26,608 Shut the fuck up, Karl! 954 00:58:53,701 --> 00:58:55,136 You trying to ruin my mood? 955 00:58:55,136 --> 00:58:58,439 No, no, no, no, no, he's just, you know, jealous. 956 00:58:58,439 --> 00:59:00,475 No, no, we like each other! 957 00:59:00,475 --> 00:59:01,910 Hmm, that's real sweet, honey, 958 00:59:01,910 --> 00:59:03,778 but this is a huge opportunity for me, so. 959 00:59:03,778 --> 00:59:07,682 Hmm. 960 00:59:08,116 --> 00:59:10,385 Oh, I'm so sorry, Grandma. 961 00:59:11,252 --> 00:59:14,122 She's not the real Zelvirella, she's a ZILF girl... 962 00:59:15,623 --> 00:59:17,125 and she's the love of my life. 963 00:59:19,961 --> 00:59:22,297 Okay, listen, he is just being emotional. 964 00:59:22,297 --> 00:59:23,531 What did you just say? 965 00:59:23,831 --> 00:59:25,366 I said that he's just being emo-- 966 00:59:25,366 --> 00:59:26,701 Not you! 967 00:59:30,805 --> 00:59:34,242 I got fooled by a cosplayer? 968 00:59:34,776 --> 00:59:37,345 Ah! She's a worthless fake! 969 00:59:37,645 --> 00:59:41,316 Do I look like a man you can play games with? 970 00:59:45,587 --> 00:59:49,324 What now? 971 00:59:51,059 --> 00:59:52,827 No! 972 01:00:02,537 --> 01:00:05,940 Yeah, come at me. 973 01:00:07,909 --> 01:00:09,744 - Sorry, Karl. - Get off him! 974 01:00:09,744 --> 01:00:11,980 Adios, guys! 975 01:00:11,980 --> 01:00:14,816 Go to hell, Don! 976 01:00:24,659 --> 01:00:27,161 Shit! 977 01:00:52,420 --> 01:00:54,422 I'm sorry. 978 01:00:59,027 --> 01:01:00,762 Dude, you just killed Mother Teresa. 979 01:01:00,762 --> 01:01:03,331 - She was so mean! - Yeah, super rude. 980 01:01:03,331 --> 01:01:04,632 Way out of character. 981 01:01:10,905 --> 01:01:12,707 Hit that glittery fucker! 982 01:01:16,344 --> 01:01:18,546 Huh! 983 01:01:18,813 --> 01:01:20,815 Not bad for a worthless fake, huh? 984 01:01:34,529 --> 01:01:36,864 Okay. Okay. Okay. 985 01:01:37,865 --> 01:01:39,367 Play nice. 986 01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:42,704 No, no, no, no! 987 01:01:52,814 --> 01:01:54,482 Why are they so hostile all of a sudden? 988 01:01:55,683 --> 01:01:57,618 There has to be a logical explanation. 989 01:01:58,386 --> 01:02:00,321 Maybe there's bath salts in the hors d'oeuvres? 990 01:02:02,356 --> 01:02:03,424 That's actually plausible. 991 01:02:06,127 --> 01:02:06,994 Hey. 992 01:02:07,628 --> 01:02:10,298 You really meant what you said up there, master-_bator? 993 01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,302 You can actually call me Karl. 994 01:02:16,170 --> 01:02:17,138 I'm Jane. 995 01:02:24,378 --> 01:02:25,747 Go, go, go! 996 01:02:35,957 --> 01:02:38,826 Move. Move, move, move! Come on! Guys, we gotta go! Go, go, go! 997 01:02:39,127 --> 01:02:40,194 Oh, shit! 998 01:02:40,194 --> 01:02:41,729 Holy fuck, are you guys seeing this? 999 01:02:41,729 --> 01:02:42,864 Yeah, it's like, uh-- 1000 01:02:42,864 --> 01:02:43,998 - In the movies. - Yeah. 1001 01:02:43,998 --> 01:02:45,500 What the hell are we supposed to do now? 1002 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:46,667 Okay, we charge at them 1003 01:02:46,667 --> 01:02:48,136 and we hit them in the brain real hard. 1004 01:02:48,136 --> 01:02:49,504 Yeah, and don't let them bite you. 1005 01:02:49,504 --> 01:02:52,173 - Great plan. Genius. - Thanks. 1006 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,976 Oh, that was sarcasm. I... 1007 01:02:54,976 --> 01:02:56,511 Oh, for fuck's sakes! 1008 01:02:56,744 --> 01:02:58,079 Where's my money? 1009 01:02:58,079 --> 01:03:00,281 Look, we have it. Almost. 1010 01:03:00,281 --> 01:03:01,549 What do you mean, "almost"? 1011 01:03:01,549 --> 01:03:04,118 You know what freaking time it is? It's freaking time's up! 1012 01:03:04,118 --> 01:03:05,486 ...dangerous bio-terrorists have claimed 1013 01:03:05,486 --> 01:03:08,656 responsibility for the ongoing Maddox Art Gallery attack. 1014 01:03:09,190 --> 01:03:10,958 The terrorists have been identified 1015 01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:12,894 as being Karl Neard, Freddy Mercks, 1016 01:03:12,894 --> 01:03:14,729 Maggie Neard, and Jane Doe. 1017 01:03:14,729 --> 01:03:17,365 Feminist, activist, terrorist. 1018 01:03:17,732 --> 01:03:19,567 All very dangerous to our freedom. 1019 01:03:20,134 --> 01:03:22,003 Oh, now, we're terrorists? 1020 01:03:22,003 --> 01:03:24,005 No, no, no, no. We're bio-terrorists, okay? 1021 01:03:24,005 --> 01:03:25,673 - It's far worse! - Thank you, Karl, 1022 01:03:25,673 --> 01:03:27,041 that really helps a lot. 1023 01:03:27,809 --> 01:03:31,045 - Wait! Where's Jane? - Who? 1024 01:03:33,714 --> 01:03:34,949 Look, she's right there! 1025 01:03:37,351 --> 01:03:39,654 - They're not attacking her. - I know, it's weird. 1026 01:03:39,654 --> 01:03:42,557 It's like they're only attracted to us. Warm-blooded. 1027 01:03:43,424 --> 01:03:45,293 Look, she's getting our money. 1028 01:03:50,364 --> 01:03:53,868 - That back-stabbing bitch! - Heart-stabbing, Maggie. 1029 01:03:54,802 --> 01:03:56,070 Heart-stabbing. 1030 01:04:23,331 --> 01:04:25,733 - So, we hit them in the brain. - Real hard. 1031 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:28,169 Here. 1032 01:04:28,369 --> 01:04:32,306 - Oh, 'cause I'm the girl? - No, 'cause you're badass. 1033 01:04:32,807 --> 01:04:34,675 - Thank you. - Okay. 1034 01:04:34,675 --> 01:04:36,244 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1035 01:04:36,444 --> 01:04:39,747 Before we do this, and you know, most probably die, 1036 01:04:40,081 --> 01:04:41,949 I just thought it would be really cool 1037 01:04:41,949 --> 01:04:43,217 to have you as a brother-in-law. 1038 01:04:43,217 --> 01:04:45,219 Hey, don't I get a say in that? 1039 01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:47,421 Okay, uh, listen, Maggie, I'm... 1040 01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:50,658 I'm really sorry being jealous of your ex-boyfriend, 1041 01:04:50,658 --> 01:04:51,692 who is an asshole. 1042 01:04:52,193 --> 01:04:53,628 And I'm sorry too, okay? 1043 01:04:53,628 --> 01:04:56,163 I know, I made the plan fail, and that was selfish. 1044 01:04:56,163 --> 01:04:58,933 I get it, so, I'm sorry. 1045 01:04:58,933 --> 01:05:02,169 You guys are so lame, but adorable. 1046 01:05:05,506 --> 01:05:07,441 All right, fine. Okay, uh, 1047 01:05:08,342 --> 01:05:10,444 I swear to God, if we ever get out of this thing alive, 1048 01:05:10,444 --> 01:05:11,612 I will... 1049 01:05:12,747 --> 01:05:14,015 play DandD with you. 1050 01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:18,619 - Good enough. - Uh, dude, that's huge! 1051 01:05:18,619 --> 01:05:20,221 - I know. - Okay. 1052 01:05:23,257 --> 01:05:25,359 We're gonna show these rotten bastards 1053 01:05:25,359 --> 01:05:26,627 - what happens-- - Hey! Ugh! 1054 01:05:27,728 --> 01:05:29,063 - Hold on. - Maggie! 1055 01:05:30,231 --> 01:05:33,467 You can't go into battle with your shoes untied. 1056 01:05:33,701 --> 01:05:36,170 - Okay. - Okay! 1057 01:05:36,370 --> 01:05:38,506 We're gonna show these rotten bastards 1058 01:05:38,506 --> 01:05:44,211 what happens when Wild Gringo gets wild! 1059 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,622 We're invincible! 1060 01:06:07,335 --> 01:06:10,304 Ow! Motherfucker! 1061 01:06:10,304 --> 01:06:11,739 Maggie! 1062 01:06:11,739 --> 01:06:13,975 That's why we drink our milk! 1063 01:06:13,975 --> 01:06:16,077 I'm lactose intolerant, asshole! 1064 01:06:24,652 --> 01:06:27,521 Okay, uh, all right, uh, I'm gonna pick you up, 1065 01:06:27,822 --> 01:06:29,323 I'm strong enough to do that. 1066 01:06:33,761 --> 01:06:34,729 Freddy! 1067 01:06:43,804 --> 01:06:44,605 Guys? 1068 01:06:44,939 --> 01:06:48,809 Freddy, come on, wake up! Freddy, come on, please. Freddy! 1069 01:06:49,043 --> 01:06:51,278 Freddy, Freddy. 1070 01:06:52,179 --> 01:06:56,283 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 1071 01:06:59,053 --> 01:07:02,023 Shit! 1072 01:07:04,925 --> 01:07:06,293 Guys? 1073 01:07:14,468 --> 01:07:16,370 Shiva the Destroyer. 1074 01:07:27,014 --> 01:07:28,382 Fucker! 1075 01:07:35,056 --> 01:07:36,524 Welcome to Pain City. 1076 01:07:36,524 --> 01:07:39,527 Population, you! 1077 01:07:40,428 --> 01:07:42,630 - Freddy! - Oh! 1078 01:07:44,899 --> 01:07:46,300 That's okay. 1079 01:07:54,008 --> 01:07:57,211 Just kick his ass already! 1080 01:08:00,414 --> 01:08:04,085 That's what I'm talking about! Whoa! 1081 01:08:07,254 --> 01:08:10,324 Hey, don't make me-- Stop! I'll stab you, man. Come on! 1082 01:08:10,324 --> 01:08:15,830 Oh, my God! 1083 01:08:32,813 --> 01:08:35,483 Whoa, yeah! 1084 01:08:45,893 --> 01:08:48,496 Wow! Guys! 1085 01:08:48,496 --> 01:08:52,867 Gringo! Gringo! Gringo! Whoo! 1086 01:08:54,335 --> 01:08:56,704 Ooh, that was crazy! 1087 01:08:56,704 --> 01:08:58,072 Freddy, look out! 1088 01:09:11,118 --> 01:09:14,555 Oh, my God! Oh! 1089 01:09:23,130 --> 01:09:25,766 - Jane? - Everybody, get on your knees. 1090 01:09:27,501 --> 01:09:28,602 Now! 1091 01:09:34,608 --> 01:09:38,045 I'm surprised you're all still alive, 1092 01:09:38,712 --> 01:09:43,417 but glad to meet the terrorists behind Project Zoltan. 1093 01:09:43,417 --> 01:09:44,618 Oh, it's Dracula's hound. 1094 01:09:44,618 --> 01:09:46,353 - Shut up, Karl. - Just saying. 1095 01:09:46,353 --> 01:09:51,659 This massacre just exposed your true nature to the world. 1096 01:09:51,659 --> 01:09:55,629 - You filthy zombies. - Hey, she's living-impaired. 1097 01:09:57,565 --> 01:09:59,300 Down on the ground, now! 1098 01:10:14,181 --> 01:10:16,150 Oh, hey, man! 1099 01:10:16,150 --> 01:10:17,818 I bet you didn't see this one coming, huh? 1100 01:10:18,786 --> 01:10:20,521 Tell me, how does it feel to be on your knees? 1101 01:10:20,521 --> 01:10:22,256 Now is not the time, Dave. 1102 01:10:22,256 --> 01:10:24,391 My name is Stanley. 1103 01:10:24,391 --> 01:10:26,327 How many fucking times do I have to tell you that? 1104 01:10:26,327 --> 01:10:28,095 - Who the hell is Dave anyway? - Calm down! 1105 01:10:28,095 --> 01:10:30,364 Everything is fine. We have the money. 1106 01:10:30,364 --> 01:10:32,233 - My money! - Hey, time out. 1107 01:10:32,233 --> 01:10:34,201 - Finders keepers. - Sneaky bitch! 1108 01:10:34,201 --> 01:10:38,939 Baby, I'm so sorry. I was... I was really scared. 1109 01:10:38,939 --> 01:10:41,875 - She was scared, Maggie! - She's lying, Karl! 1110 01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:44,078 - You don't know that. - I agree with both of you! 1111 01:10:44,078 --> 01:10:45,779 Shut up! 1112 01:10:46,046 --> 01:10:47,848 Enough with the fucking bickering! 1113 01:10:47,848 --> 01:10:48,782 Do you hear yourselves? 1114 01:10:48,782 --> 01:10:50,818 "I am scared." "I agree with you both." 1115 01:10:50,818 --> 01:10:52,786 I should shoot all of you in the fucking face. 1116 01:10:53,787 --> 01:10:55,356 - Give me that. - Ah! 1117 01:10:55,889 --> 01:10:57,558 Nice. Now... 1118 01:10:58,759 --> 01:11:00,761 ...where was I? 1119 01:11:01,629 --> 01:11:02,596 Ah, yes. 1120 01:11:03,397 --> 01:11:06,166 Your days of roaming our streets 1121 01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:09,770 and infecting us with diseases are over. 1122 01:11:09,770 --> 01:11:12,072 Well, the last disease I caught wasn't from a dead guy. 1123 01:11:12,072 --> 01:11:13,874 You know, you got some nasty shit going on 1124 01:11:13,874 --> 01:11:16,710 inside your lab yourself, I've seen it. 1125 01:11:17,745 --> 01:11:20,447 I bet you orchestrated this whole fucking thing. 1126 01:11:20,914 --> 01:11:24,585 - So, it wasn't bath salts? - You made them look bad, 1127 01:11:24,585 --> 01:11:28,622 so you could cash in on some big ass Coleman cleanup contract 1128 01:11:28,622 --> 01:11:30,691 and be the goddamn hero, didn't you? 1129 01:11:30,691 --> 01:11:34,695 And you all are the perfect scapegoats, aren't you? 1130 01:11:36,830 --> 01:11:40,134 You got me! You got me, clever girl. 1131 01:11:40,601 --> 01:11:43,437 Too bad no one's ever gonna find out. 1132 01:11:45,306 --> 01:11:47,308 Karl, laser penis! 1133 01:11:51,478 --> 01:11:54,181 Oh! 1134 01:11:54,515 --> 01:11:56,483 Yes! 1135 01:11:56,717 --> 01:11:59,253 - No mask! - Yeah, I know! It's all Freddy. 1136 01:12:08,395 --> 01:12:11,465 You ruined everything, you wretched scum! 1137 01:12:11,799 --> 01:12:15,302 - What have you done? - The world a fucking favor! 1138 01:12:20,107 --> 01:12:21,875 You look better dead, baby. 1139 01:12:27,981 --> 01:12:30,117 - Nice shot. - Good pass. 1140 01:12:38,692 --> 01:12:39,827 Oh! 1141 01:12:40,761 --> 01:12:43,931 - It's a miracle. - You fucking fucker! 1142 01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:50,771 Well, I love you too, Maggie. 1143 01:12:50,771 --> 01:12:54,641 Yeah, nice try, shit face. 1144 01:12:57,711 --> 01:13:02,049 Uh, guys? Hate to interrupt, but where's the money? 1145 01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:07,688 And where's Stan? 1146 01:13:21,902 --> 01:13:25,105 Oh, we can't. 1147 01:13:25,105 --> 01:13:26,573 What would my father say? 1148 01:13:28,675 --> 01:13:32,146 - Why can't they be together? - But I love you. 1149 01:13:32,513 --> 01:13:35,883 Come on, pick up. Shit. 1150 01:13:38,786 --> 01:13:40,354 I got the money, you knucklehead, 1151 01:13:40,354 --> 01:13:41,622 I got the money, you bitch. 1152 01:13:48,662 --> 01:13:51,432 You fucking asshole! 1153 01:14:00,574 --> 01:14:02,142 Any moment now. 1154 01:14:02,509 --> 01:14:03,544 Here they are Brad, 1155 01:14:03,811 --> 01:14:05,479 our terrorists are exiting the building by the front door, 1156 01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:06,547 as we speak. 1157 01:14:06,547 --> 01:14:08,081 Anything to say for your defense? 1158 01:14:08,081 --> 01:14:09,817 Yeah, we're innocent. 1159 01:14:10,584 --> 01:14:12,419 I recorded everything and I have proof. 1160 01:14:12,419 --> 01:14:14,621 I recorded everything and I have proof. 1161 01:14:16,824 --> 01:14:17,925 I do. 1162 01:14:29,570 --> 01:14:32,706 Yeah, so I skip to the end. 1163 01:14:33,407 --> 01:14:35,075 Oh, I know, I'm cheating. 1164 01:14:38,111 --> 01:14:40,848 Well, the good news is, we got Granny back. 1165 01:14:42,616 --> 01:14:45,719 She's living-impaired now, but she always thought she was, 1166 01:14:45,719 --> 01:14:47,921 so I guess she's finally happy. 1167 01:14:51,191 --> 01:14:52,860 And we didn't get arrested. 1168 01:14:53,727 --> 01:14:55,629 Turns out that Captain Galactica's keychain plan 1169 01:14:55,629 --> 01:14:57,197 didn't work out as I'd hope, 1170 01:14:57,197 --> 01:14:58,499 it didn't prove anything. 1171 01:14:59,733 --> 01:15:02,836 But all hell broke loose. 1172 01:15:03,670 --> 01:15:07,307 The infection got out and spread like crazy. 1173 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:17,150 Welcome to the real zombie apocalypse.