1 00:00:16,042 --> 00:00:18,125 "Call me so I can meet you" 2 00:00:18,417 --> 00:00:20,417 "Silence on the phone" 3 00:00:20,917 --> 00:00:22,750 "I usually need you" 4 00:00:22,917 --> 00:00:25,375 "This time I don't want to go" 5 00:00:25,958 --> 00:00:30,208 "Lately I've been turning into someone you don't know" 6 00:00:30,792 --> 00:00:35,083 "You had a chance to love her but you don't seem to" 7 00:00:35,292 --> 00:00:36,749 "No, you don't" 8 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,292 "So even if I can" 9 00:00:38,417 --> 00:00:41,667 "I won't go back to where we started" 10 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:45,041 "I know you're still waiting and wondering" 11 00:00:45,042 --> 00:00:46,792 "Where my heart is" 12 00:00:47,292 --> 00:00:49,416 "Pray that things don't change" 13 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:53,750 "But the hardest part is you might realise" 14 00:00:53,917 --> 00:00:57,208 "That I might not be who I am" 15 00:00:57,833 --> 00:01:02,292 "And what you're waiting for no longer exists" 16 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:08,728 "The former close friend known as Ruby" 17 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:10,083 Yeah? 18 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:13,250 Just open the door 19 00:01:16,167 --> 00:01:17,499 You asked me to always knock 20 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:18,416 I answered 21 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:21,292 Ivy, your room is a mess, clothes everywhere 22 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,874 I can see your yellow trousers sticking out 23 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,582 -Disgusting, Dad? -Come on, yeah, it's disgusting 24 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:26,583 Dad! 25 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:31,249 It's a pigsty 26 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:34,208 Okay, do you want the bad news or the really bad news? 27 00:01:37,042 --> 00:01:38,042 The bad news 28 00:01:38,583 --> 00:01:40,458 The bad news is your mum cooked 29 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:44,708 -Remember last time? -Yeah, I had the shits for a week 30 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,792 And what's the really bad news? 31 00:01:47,958 --> 00:01:49,000 She made stew 32 00:01:49,417 --> 00:01:52,332 I don't know why you two didn't like it 33 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:54,374 You don't like it either - Yes, I do 34 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:55,667 Have another spoonful then 35 00:01:56,458 --> 00:01:59,500 No, actually, I don't want it, I'm full 36 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,249 I think I might have one of your veggie wraps 37 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:04,791 -To soak up the gravy... -Absolutely not 38 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,332 Not until you admit your stew is shit 39 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:08,333 Bob 40 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:09,375 Karen 41 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:12,083 Alright, the stew's terrible, agreed? 42 00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:16,332 We'll have to leave the rest for Big Head's birthday 43 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:17,749 I'm sorry, that's child cruelty 44 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:19,707 Saying my head's big is also child cruelty 45 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:21,833 That's not cruelty, that's facts 46 00:02:22,167 --> 00:02:24,957 You have an excessively large head 47 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:26,332 Especially when you were a baby - No 48 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:31,332 Your birth was like pushing a wrecking ball out of my body 49 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:33,999 It was like a crime scene, ask your dad 50 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,417 I'm staying out of it, I'm like Switzerland 51 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,458 Look, I know you're great company 52 00:02:39,708 --> 00:02:43,750 But you came back at the start of the year and you still haven't brought anyone round 53 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 What about Ruby? 54 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:46,375 You like Ruby 55 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,292 You used to like her 56 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:52,292 Is it because you feel... 57 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:54,333 Different? 58 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,374 I got the all-clear ten months ago 59 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:58,500 Yeah, but it still affects you in other ways 60 00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:01,582 Maybe you feel... I don't know... weird? 61 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:03,249 Not my fault they all acted weird 62 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:06,416 Can we have a conversation without you getting angry? 63 00:03:06,417 --> 00:03:07,916 This isn't an attack on you 64 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:09,082 Feels like you're attacking me 65 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:11,042 God! Listen, I... okay 66 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:16,332 Okay, we think it might be good if you could be around people 67 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:20,708 Who've been through what you've been through, can you keep an open mind? 68 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:24,417 No way 69 00:03:24,625 --> 00:03:25,749 You haven't even read it yet 70 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:27,582 -Bob, why don't you pull up the website? -Yeah, yeah, just a sec 71 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,082 "Where boys come to have fun" 72 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:30,666 You got on great with the boys on the ward 73 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:33,499 It's a chemo camp - Okay, that's inaccurate, Ivy 74 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,666 Bob - It's literally a mutant camp, Dad, tell her 75 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:38,851 -Would you just read this please, agreed? -I thought you were neutral like Switzerland 76 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:41,707 Your dad worked really hard to try and get you a spot 77 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:44,041 What? You already spoke to them? Dad, what the hell? 78 00:03:44,042 --> 00:03:45,082 I just asked them 79 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:48,416 Asked them what? Is my mutant daughter weird enough for your stupid camp? 80 00:03:48,417 --> 00:03:50,249 Ivy, nobody's calling you a mutant 81 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:52,416 I just called them casually 82 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:53,499 To see if they had space this late 83 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,500 Did they have space? 84 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:55,750 Yeah 85 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:57,416 I'm not going 86 00:03:57,417 --> 00:03:59,582 Look, it's four weeks in August and that's it 87 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,541 Look, if you don't like it, you can just come home 88 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,250 Yeah, we really think it'll be good for you 89 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,059 You really feel sorry for me, don't you? 90 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:07,792 Ivy, we don't feel sorry for you - Sorry I'm not sick anymore 91 00:04:08,042 --> 00:04:08,666 What's that supposed to mean? 92 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:11,166 Having a sick daughter isn't the only way for you two to be interesting 93 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,499 -Ivy! -That's a really awful thing to say 94 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,624 I don't want to be someone people feel sorry for all the time 95 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:18,290 Nobody feels sorry for you, trust me, you're annoying, and we're worried about you 96 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,571 -Why are you worried about me? -Because you've become... 97 00:04:20,958 --> 00:04:21,958 What? 98 00:04:22,292 --> 00:04:23,333 Karen... 99 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:26,583 A non-existent person, agreed? Emotionally 100 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,875 You're distancing yourself from everything and everyone 101 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:31,917 -Ivy... -Exactly 102 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,250 "Children running free where boys come to have fun" 103 00:05:05,917 --> 00:05:07,197 You're here to convince me to go 104 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:09,667 I'm here to just talk - Same thing 105 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,208 You're like your mum 106 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:18,667 Stubborn as hell 107 00:05:21,292 --> 00:05:22,707 I can't stand you being miserable - I'm not miserable 108 00:05:22,708 --> 00:05:25,208 Right, you just hang out on your bedroom floor for fun 109 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:27,832 We just care about you, kiddo 110 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:29,332 Did you even look at the website? 111 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:30,750 Yeah, looks great 112 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:34,917 It says you can start a fire with sticks, which is pretty cool 113 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:36,583 Dad! 114 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:41,083 It's not going to work 115 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,723 You know you can call us whenever you want 116 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:49,667 You can just come home 117 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:51,208 She's not 12, Bob 118 00:05:55,708 --> 00:05:57,958 I think we need a little... 119 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:02,184 Absolutely not - Yeah, come on, Big Head 120 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,166 -Karen, you naughty girl! -No! 121 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:08,499 -Absolutely not! -Embarrassing you? Sorry, sorry 122 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:11,207 It's our sacred law, Ivy - No, no, I'm not doing this anymore 123 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:12,583 Whenever I dance... 124 00:06:13,417 --> 00:06:14,875 You get embarrassed 125 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,708 She's embarrassed, come on, Ivy 126 00:06:19,042 --> 00:06:20,750 Here we go - Come on 127 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:26,083 I love this! Come on! 128 00:06:26,208 --> 00:06:27,208 I love this! 129 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:30,875 There she is! 130 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:39,417 And now the walk 131 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:43,500 I'm not holding the lead, come on 132 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:46,917 I'm letting go of the lead 133 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:47,832 Clap, clap 134 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:49,499 "My heart can take a chance" 135 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,666 "But my feet can't find the way" 136 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:56,542 "You'd think I could swing gently" 137 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,666 "But I don't feel like dancing" 138 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:00,749 "No sir, no dancing today" 139 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:03,000 "Don't feel like dancing" 140 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:05,166 "Even if I don't find anything better to do" 141 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:07,250 "Don't feel like dancing" 142 00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:09,749 "Why did you choose a tune my mood doesn't allow?" 143 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,874 "Don't feel like dancing" 144 00:07:11,875 --> 00:07:16,667 "I'd rather be home in bed with you till dawn" 145 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:40,917 "Cities come and cities go like old empires" 146 00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:45,167 "While all you do is change your clothes and call it variety" 147 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:47,624 "You have so many colours" 148 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:49,708 "You confuse the blind so much" 149 00:07:50,042 --> 00:07:54,332 "Why can't I keep up with you when you're the only thing I lose?" 150 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:58,583 "I'll just pretend I know which way to bow" 151 00:07:58,958 --> 00:08:02,958 "And I'll tell the whole world you're mine" 152 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:07,542 "Just pretend you understand while I see you clap your hands" 153 00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:12,499 "Sunny Dancer" 154 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:16,416 "Week One" 155 00:08:16,417 --> 00:08:19,917 "Camp CRF, don't forget to have fun" 156 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:23,292 "Come back soon" 157 00:08:25,292 --> 00:08:26,583 Look, Ivy 158 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:27,916 Keep it down, keep it down 159 00:08:27,917 --> 00:08:30,082 Please, keep it down, this is so embarrassing - Okay, okay 160 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:30,583 Thank you 161 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:31,833 Look, they seem nice! 162 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,082 Don't stare 163 00:08:39,292 --> 00:08:41,041 Why don't you go say hi! 164 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,541 Stop, I'm begging you, stop 165 00:08:42,542 --> 00:08:43,957 They could be your friends 166 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:48,582 Look, don't judge a book by its cover - Don't embarrass me 167 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:51,249 I think you'll find that's my job - No, Mum, please don't 168 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:52,917 Please don't - Hi, excuse me, hi 169 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:54,792 Hi, guys - Why are you doing this? 170 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:59,083 I just want to say: this is my daughter Ivy, and she's fun, agreed? 171 00:08:59,792 --> 00:09:02,957 And also, she can probably drink more than all of you bastards 172 00:09:02,958 --> 00:09:05,375 And she has a massive bottle of vodka in her bag, agreed? 173 00:09:05,708 --> 00:09:07,541 I'm pretty sure vodka isn't allowed at camp 174 00:09:07,542 --> 00:09:09,083 No, no, no, I'm joking, I'm joking 175 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:10,624 I don't, a massive bottle 176 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:11,417 Really? 177 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:14,375 No, no, no, not really 178 00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:17,042 Ivy prefers tequila anyway 179 00:09:17,167 --> 00:09:18,041 Hi - Hi 180 00:09:18,042 --> 00:09:18,999 I'm Bob - Hi, Bob 181 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,457 Nice to meet you, I'm her dad - Yeah, great 182 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:21,833 We spoke on the phone about... 183 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:24,417 They're nice 184 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,042 I hate you 185 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,125 That guy's pretty fit, isn't he? 186 00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:31,374 -A bit pale but handsome, right? -No, he's not my type 187 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,833 You were bald three years ago, you weren't our type either 188 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:35,875 I'll miss you 189 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:39,208 If they start singing "Wherever we go, people ask us", I'll throw up 190 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:41,292 No, just give it a try 191 00:09:41,792 --> 00:09:43,124 I transferred you an extra 50 quid 192 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,333 And I put some condoms in your bag too - God! 193 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:47,541 I'll go tell them about the night you were conceived 194 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:48,582 What? Mum, no! 195 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,103 -We were around the same age... -Mum! 196 00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:52,666 Get in the car, bye 197 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,583 We love you - Love you too 198 00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:56,375 Bye 199 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:57,707 Love you both, bye 200 00:09:57,708 --> 00:09:59,417 - Okay, come on - Dad, I got this 201 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,083 -You sure? -Yeah 202 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,750 Okay, come here 203 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,042 I transferred you an extra 50 just in case 204 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:07,208 Thanks 205 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,750 Look, call me if you need anything 206 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:11,707 We can get here quick - Okay 207 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:12,750 What did you say to him? 208 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:15,167 Just making sure that guy's not a psycho 209 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:17,792 That means I gotta go 210 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,542 You lot! Listen 211 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,041 If any of you mess with my daughter 212 00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:31,249 Cancer will be the least of your worries, got it? 213 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:32,500 Yeah, especially you 214 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:47,624 Welcome to Camp CRF, let me hear a cheer! 215 00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:49,000 Yeah 216 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:52,249 Okay, I think we can do better than that 217 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:54,332 Can I hear a cheer? 218 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:57,791 Yeah - Thank you, that's what I want 219 00:10:57,792 --> 00:11:00,499 For those of you who haven't had the pleasure yet 220 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,667 I'm the camp director 221 00:11:03,042 --> 00:11:04,708 Also known as Patrick 222 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,250 How's it going? 223 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:11,291 I see we have some returning campers, welcome back 224 00:11:11,292 --> 00:11:12,707 We've got some new faces too 225 00:11:12,708 --> 00:11:14,542 Hi, I see one 226 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:17,375 All new campers come forward 227 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,916 Time to place the new campers 228 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,208 Come on, don't be nervous 229 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:24,167 We're all strangers here, but in a good way, I promise 230 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:32,500 Let's give all the new campers a Camp CRF cheer 231 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,291 Two, three, four 232 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:37,750 Thank you new campers for coming here 233 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:41,542 We hope you have a good time and enjoy your stay 234 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:45,792 Welcome new campers, there's something we want to say 235 00:11:46,042 --> 00:11:52,750 Welcome new campers, hi, welcome 236 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:54,417 You nailed that! 237 00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:56,167 Awesome! 238 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:57,750 Okay, thank you, you can go back 239 00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,832 This summer's programme 240 00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:02,791 Is unlike anything you've seen before 241 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:06,750 We're expanding our activities this year and introducing the annual talent show 242 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,792 This is mandatory for everyone 243 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:13,957 So start thinking of ideas that'll impress our special guest judge 244 00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:15,792 Behind me is my amazing team 245 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:19,207 They're here to help you in any way you need 246 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:22,624 So without further delay, let's meet them 247 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,583 Let me hear a cheer? 248 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:28,875 Okay, you first 249 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,167 Hi 250 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:34,083 To all new campers, I'm Tristan, Head of Outdoor Activities 251 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:38,457 I'll be doing activities with you from archery to mountain climbing 252 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,583 I'm Lucy, I'm a trained therapist and counsellor 253 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:45,417 And unlike the talent show, my programme isn't mandatory 254 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:46,792 But I'm here if you need me 255 00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:52,958 It's really important that you tell me if any of your medications have changed 256 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:56,125 I have a list, but it's long 257 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,749 This is Michael, and Polly, and Alice 258 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:01,750 And we're the awesome ones at Camp CRF 259 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:05,041 But now it's the moment you've all been waiting for 260 00:13:05,042 --> 00:13:07,083 I know this, we've pinned it on the notice board 261 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:11,333 Activity schedule for tonight and most importantly, cabin assignments 262 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,750 So go take a look and grab a map and a shirt 263 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,792 And grab a Camp CRF hat 264 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,750 What are you waiting for? Go, go, go 265 00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:27,042 "Each day brings its gifts... untie the knot" 266 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:30,333 It's great, isn't it? 267 00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,041 "Stay active every day" 268 00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:33,083 It's a bit preachy 269 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,333 Some say it's inspiring 270 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,667 But I hope you like your roommate 271 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:40,958 Where's Alana? 272 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,042 She's not coming back this year 273 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:46,542 You mean she's not coming or she's not coming back? 274 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,083 Shit! 275 00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:51,958 She was a nice girl 276 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:53,583 You're with me, Rach 277 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:01,625 Can you smell that? 278 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,291 Homesickness and discipline 279 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:05,750 You're a real freak! 280 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,042 And I'm stuck with you again! 281 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,041 Don't do that stupid tarot thing again, got it? 282 00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:14,166 Not my fault your bad aura gave you bad cards 283 00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:16,833 It said "Death was imminent" - Yeah 284 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:18,792 Come on then 285 00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:21,750 You hit me in the chest 286 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,292 Is this cabin Orine? 287 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:41,833 I'm Ella 288 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,250 I'm Ivy 289 00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:02,292 What are you doing? 290 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,000 I film a video every camp 291 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,375 Really? 292 00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:09,582 Are there any lava falls or activities tonight? 293 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:10,249 No, not really 294 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:10,917 But... 295 00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:12,167 Wait 296 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:14,541 Look at this shot, it's worth a lot to Tristan 297 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:15,942 -Head of Outdoor Activities? -Yeah 298 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,458 This is footage stalkers shoot 299 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:28,166 All of it of him - What? 300 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:29,999 Not all of it of him - Most of it of him 301 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,542 I think he has nice hands 302 00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:32,917 -Hands? -Yeah 303 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:38,292 He has clam-like sexy nails 304 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:40,750 Clam nails! 305 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,083 Okay 306 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:48,809 Do you still have your virginity board? 307 00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:51,500 -What do you mean? Virginity board? -Yeah, your virginity card 308 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,667 An endless resource, a blank CD 309 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,708 A snow dragon without fluff 310 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,999 That's partly why I'm here, the virginity thing 311 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,416 You come to a chemo camp to lose your virginity? 312 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:02,125 Yeah, exactly 313 00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:03,958 To get rid of those old restraints 314 00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:06,238 But you're pretty, it'll be easy 315 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,542 Wait, wait, you think I'm pretty? 316 00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:09,874 Yeah, I do 317 00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,874 -Would you try it? -No, what? 318 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,582 Sorry, I just watched Blue Is the Warmest Colour 319 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,042 I mean Lea Seydoux... 320 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,740 I'm not saying I wouldn't do it 321 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:20,792 Are you bi? 322 00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,708 I don't have a type, just... 323 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,957 I'll take anyone available - You'll take anyone who breathes, right? 324 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,708 See? I knew we'd be friends 325 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:33,332 But you're not my type 326 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:35,542 -No? -No, you're a bit... 327 00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:39,333 Oh well, I'm going to sleep now 328 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,958 Goodnight, roomie 329 00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:47,542 I'm on the pill 330 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:48,499 What? 331 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:51,583 Yeah, it helps with acne, and also, I take it just in case 332 00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:54,583 Yeah, good to be prepared 333 00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:57,458 You get me 334 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,041 Tristan's hot, right? 335 00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,292 He's alright, yeah - Yeah 336 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:06,541 This is my year, this is my year 337 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,375 Hey, weirdo! 338 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:27,875 Wanna sit with us? 339 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:29,082 Who? 340 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,458 Us, the team 341 00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:32,875 We come every year 342 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,833 Or are you gonna keep staring at them like a stalker? 343 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:46,917 You're a funny guy, Ralph 344 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,250 Fuck my life! 345 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:53,583 What's your name? 346 00:17:53,958 --> 00:17:54,958 Ivy 347 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:57,583 -I don't read minds, what's your surname? -Pritchard 348 00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:01,417 Four Dex pills, twice daily 349 00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,833 Ella Oxley, new hair 350 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,292 Yeah 351 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:11,542 If you change your mind, Ivy Pritchard 352 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,333 We'll be there 353 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,583 Later 354 00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,292 Who's that girl? What's your favourite part? 355 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,542 And so I reclaimed my life 356 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:29,750 They asked me if I wanted to be paid 357 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:34,416 But I said if my story inspires just one person here today 358 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:37,042 That's enough payment for me 359 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:42,875 How lovely! 360 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,875 So inspiring! 361 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,917 Okay, you know what we do now 362 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:50,207 QandA 363 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:53,500 Got your questions ready? Because she's got lots of answers 364 00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:56,791 Anyone? Don't be shy, come on, ask away 365 00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:58,916 Can you make money from social media posts? 366 00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:01,375 Yeah, through sponsored ads 367 00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:03,500 Sponsored ads? Who knew? 368 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,707 -Yeah? -Can you become a millionaire from it? 369 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:09,707 Maybe, if you work really hard 370 00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:11,791 Do you get paid for this? Or just for doing this session? 371 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,499 I don't get paid for this 372 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,500 Then why do you do it? 373 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,500 Let everyone ask, Ivy 374 00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:22,125 I feel more fulfilled when I help people like you 375 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,833 So we're like a charity case to you 376 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,583 Yeah - No 377 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:26,874 No, no 378 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,791 I don't think coming to a camp for kids with cancer 379 00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:31,708 And saying you inspire us all is the right move 380 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,958 Okay, I said my story could do that, not me 381 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,666 And what story was that, sorry? 382 00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:39,083 That your parents paid for a gap year abroad for you? 383 00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:43,083 Ivy, that's enough - You're clearly on your period 384 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:45,792 What? 385 00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:48,412 I won't be the only one bleeding if you say that again 386 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,542 Don't act surprised 387 00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:53,667 Hey, I'm sorry, you can't do that 388 00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:58,708 -Fuck you! -Fuck me? Fuck you, grief tourist! 389 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,167 -"Grief tourist"? -Ivy, my office, now! 390 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,250 Okay, everyone calm down, please calm down 391 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 You threatened her - I didn't really threaten her 392 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:15,708 - You said you'd make her bleed - You swore at a girl with cancer 393 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:16,917 She's... 394 00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:22,249 I'm struggling to know if I can keep you here after what you did 395 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:25,291 Keep me here? Am I a pet? She was patronising us 396 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:28,125 She was trying to inspire you all 397 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,124 You clearly have a warped view of what can be inspiring then 398 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,541 I think I've done pretty well so far 399 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:35,624 196 kids have come here and Camp CRF made their lives better 400 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,582 Sorry I won't be number 197 401 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:40,042 Fuck this camp and your boy-love display wall! 402 00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:41,917 Stupid! 403 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,792 "For every mountain, there is a miracle" 404 00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:00,167 I'm sorry, not a boy-love display wall 405 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:06,541 When you're little, saying sorry makes the problem go away 406 00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:07,667 It's like a magic word 407 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:11,167 But when you grow up, it doesn't have the same power 408 00:21:14,292 --> 00:21:16,333 I promised my parents I'd try 409 00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:22,292 Okay, listen... 410 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,542 Let's start over 411 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 I'm Patrick, the camp director 412 00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:41,625 Hi, I'm Ivy 413 00:21:42,042 --> 00:21:44,000 I've been in remission for 10 months 414 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:45,833 Hi, Ivy 415 00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:49,833 I think it would be a good idea for you to talk to Lucy 416 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,374 I don't need therapy 417 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:54,042 If you want to stay here after all that... 418 00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:55,583 What time is my therapy session? 419 00:21:56,042 --> 00:21:58,875 Good question, at 8, right before breakfast at 9 420 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,166 At 8:30? 421 00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:00,833 At 8 422 00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:02,042 This is prison 423 00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:05,750 I know it's a bit early, but you can talk 424 00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:07,333 I've got nothing to say 425 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:14,499 Why are you here? 426 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,916 Because Patrick wanted me to come here 427 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,832 No, I mean at camp, why are you at camp? 428 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:18,833 Because of my parents 429 00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:23,417 You won't benefit if you only do things to please others 430 00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:29,792 Patrick told me you're not engaging 431 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,749 What do you mean I'm not engaging? That's a bit shocking 432 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:35,374 Have you had therapy before? 433 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:36,500 Yeah, I've tried it 434 00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:38,667 That's a promising start 435 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:39,958 No, it didn't work 436 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,500 I'm sure it helps some people, but it didn't help me 437 00:22:42,917 --> 00:22:44,184 That's a shame you feel that way 438 00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:46,749 Can you talk to me directly instead of talking about my inner self? 439 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,434 I feel like you're not talking to me as a person, and it's really annoying 440 00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:50,875 Is that something you often feel? 441 00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:53,708 No 442 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,040 Why do you think therapy didn't work for you before? 443 00:22:57,917 --> 00:23:00,500 I think I was trying to outsmart her 444 00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:02,917 And I'd say what she wanted to hear 445 00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:04,500 And also... 446 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,000 Maybe I was smarter than her 447 00:23:07,667 --> 00:23:10,417 That sounds like a waste of your money and her time, doesn't it? 448 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,358 Do you think you're smarter than me? 449 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,292 I don't know yet, Lucy 450 00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,083 Okay 451 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,000 We'll give it some time then 452 00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:22,508 Can I ask you that question from before again? 453 00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:27,500 Do you often feel like people talk to you as if you're not human? 454 00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:33,917 It's now 8:59 455 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,625 Wild Ivy! 456 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:42,875 Where were you this morning, Wild Ivy? 457 00:23:43,042 --> 00:23:44,083 Went for a walk 458 00:23:45,417 --> 00:23:47,708 -You like walking, don't you? -Can you stop filming me? 459 00:23:48,542 --> 00:23:49,542 Okay 460 00:23:54,042 --> 00:23:55,042 She scares me 461 00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:59,832 Yeah, she can smell cancer like a truffle pig 462 00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:01,833 Like a truffle pig but she sniffs out tumours 463 00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:03,249 Tumour, tumour 464 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:04,250 Who said that? 465 00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:05,832 It's well known at CRF camps 466 00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:09,917 One year she smelled cancer on a boy 467 00:24:10,208 --> 00:24:12,208 And he actually relapsed 468 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:15,708 I know, her nose is spot on 469 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,832 Do you mind if I sit here? I always like meeting new campers 470 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,541 Yeah, I mean, yeah, sure 471 00:24:21,542 --> 00:24:23,457 But not too politely please 472 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:24,958 "I don't want you to sit please" 473 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:28,583 Okay, I don't care if you sit here, just sit 474 00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:36,542 Ella was telling me Brenda can smell cancer like a pig 475 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:39,749 No, not exactly 476 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:40,750 That's rude 477 00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:42,500 It's a rumour I heard 478 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Shut up 479 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,542 No way - What? 480 00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:50,332 Is that a Panasonic HC-VXF1? 481 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:51,333 Yeah 482 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,542 I had one when I was younger - Really? 483 00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:54,875 Awesome! 484 00:24:55,833 --> 00:25:01,708 It's good, it can... 485 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:05,250 Zoom really well, 32x zoom 486 00:25:05,917 --> 00:25:07,208 Yeah, it says that on top 487 00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:09,667 Right 488 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:10,708 Very funny 489 00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:13,874 I had one just like it but red 490 00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:15,000 God, I love red 491 00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:19,333 -Can I try it? -Yeah, of course, yeah 492 00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:26,708 No 493 00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:28,042 Avoid the scrambled eggs 494 00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:32,125 They microwave them, so they taste like tyres 495 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,082 It's to the left 496 00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:45,542 It literally says "right" on the map 497 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,291 Look at her! Look at her! 498 00:25:47,292 --> 00:25:49,749 It's D3, that's where the treasure is - Are you an idiot? 499 00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:51,125 Idiot and pale, that's a bad look 500 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:53,215 Give it to Rash Vest, he's good at reading maps 501 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:54,333 It's DF 502 00:26:02,542 --> 00:26:05,500 By the way, they don't mean pale in a bad way 503 00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:09,208 Sorry 504 00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:11,250 But I didn't want you to feel... 505 00:26:11,542 --> 00:26:13,333 Offended, or think we're all assholes 506 00:26:13,917 --> 00:26:14,749 I don't feel offended 507 00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:16,310 Okay, but don't think we're all assholes 508 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,625 We've all been coming to Camp CRF for years 509 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:22,417 And we keep coming back 510 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,250 And it has that effect 511 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,542 I'm not sure 512 00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:28,958 Yeah 513 00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:31,250 You were funny at the meeting yesterday 514 00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:36,042 I personally found it very inspiring 515 00:26:39,292 --> 00:26:40,875 Are you all roommates? 516 00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:44,957 No, Ralph and Maisie are together 517 00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,458 And I'm with Rash Vest 518 00:26:47,167 --> 00:26:51,583 -Why's he called Rash Vest? -Because he wore a rash vest once and it stuck 519 00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:52,750 Rash vest? 520 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 The nickname 521 00:26:55,042 --> 00:26:56,083 Told you I was right 522 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,333 Shut up, Ralph, nobody cares 523 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:02,042 Maybe I should go make sure they don't kill each other 524 00:27:04,042 --> 00:27:07,499 Wild Ivy's glowing after Jake talked to her 525 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,375 No way, he's way too handsome 526 00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:14,125 I'm going out tonight, so you'll be free if you want to bring him over 527 00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:16,957 We barely talked, and he's not my type 528 00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:18,158 And I can't be his type either 529 00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:19,208 Right 530 00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:23,184 Aren't you gonna ask where I'm going? 531 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:24,248 Where are you going, Ella? 532 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,624 Tristan asked me to help him set up tomorrow's activities 533 00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:28,625 Did he ask you? 534 00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:30,332 Kind of 535 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:31,417 You asked him 536 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:38,666 If I'm not back, don't look for me 537 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:39,750 He's not interested in you 538 00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:42,000 Slow and steady 539 00:27:45,042 --> 00:27:48,292 And maybe you should give us a chance, you might not hate everyone here 540 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:52,792 Feeling better? 541 00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:54,041 Thanks for asking 542 00:27:54,042 --> 00:27:57,333 I found my long-lost twin, turns out we have a rich dad in America 543 00:27:58,042 --> 00:27:59,250 That's a great movie 544 00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:00,792 This place isn't for me 545 00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:02,958 Okay, have you tried? 546 00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:04,458 Yeah, my roommate's weird 547 00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:07,208 -Why is she weird? -She does weird stuff 548 00:28:08,917 --> 00:28:10,250 I get that you don't care 549 00:28:10,375 --> 00:28:11,375 Does anyone care? 550 00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:13,708 -You know what you do care about? -No 551 00:28:15,417 --> 00:28:18,249 Maybe if you get into the spirit, you'll find out 552 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,375 I got into the spirit 553 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,280 What do you want to achieve here? 554 00:28:21,417 --> 00:28:23,250 What does Patrick want me to achieve here? 555 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:24,833 I think... 556 00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:28,332 I think Patrick might want you to be less angry at the world 557 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,875 I'm not angry at the world 558 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:34,458 I'm not angry at the world 559 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:35,625 Okay 560 00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:40,208 -Where do you want to start? -I don't know, that's your job 561 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:41,625 Okay 562 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:46,167 Where were you when you found out you had leukaemia? 563 00:28:49,417 --> 00:28:52,042 It goes past the pig farms 564 00:28:52,292 --> 00:28:53,541 You're just jealous you didn't... 565 00:28:53,542 --> 00:28:56,542 Whoa! It's the camper on her period 566 00:28:58,542 --> 00:28:59,667 Sorry, stupid joke 567 00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:01,500 You ruined that influencer 568 00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:03,473 You haven't met my roommate Ivy, have you? 569 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:04,999 She's a bit weird, but you'll get used to it 570 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,666 At least she got her wish 571 00:29:06,667 --> 00:29:07,957 They felt sorry for me 572 00:29:07,958 --> 00:29:10,082 That's bullshit, it's just because you lost a kidney 573 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:11,499 Okay, Rash Vest only has one kidney too 574 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,792 He went to Lapland and has both 575 00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,083 What was your wish, Ivy? 576 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:18,000 It's so Disney 577 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:22,958 No way, unbelievable, you chose Disney? 578 00:29:23,542 --> 00:29:26,542 -How do you know I chose Disney? -That's the rebellious type 579 00:29:27,042 --> 00:29:30,582 It's childhood trauma screaming out - What's your star sign? 580 00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:33,041 Leo - Leo, yeah, that gives Disney 581 00:29:33,042 --> 00:29:35,749 The Lion King - Yeah, to be fair, you do give Disney 582 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:36,990 Give what? What does that mean? 583 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:47,167 Stop! 584 00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:51,583 God - They picked the meanest nurses 585 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:55,708 Okay... 586 00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:58,333 She's my favourite 587 00:29:59,167 --> 00:30:01,332 We love you, Brian - Brenda 588 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,082 Brent 589 00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:04,000 Want me to help you take it? 590 00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,083 Ouch 591 00:30:07,292 --> 00:30:10,082 When Ralph was younger, Brenda had to hold him down to take his meds 592 00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:11,083 Yeah, it was torture 593 00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:12,750 I'm 17 now 594 00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:14,167 Bruce 595 00:30:20,417 --> 00:30:21,417 That's so funny 596 00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:22,666 I'll tell Patrick 597 00:30:22,667 --> 00:30:24,917 No, no, don't tell Patrick 598 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:27,708 Don't tell Patrick please 599 00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:29,208 We really love her 600 00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:31,292 What do the letters CRF stand for? 601 00:30:31,542 --> 00:30:32,499 "Children Running Free" 602 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:34,083 "Cancer Ruins Families" 603 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,582 Still sneaking out late? 604 00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:37,917 Obviously - Okay, ready? 605 00:30:43,917 --> 00:30:44,917 We should go 606 00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:46,625 I don't know 607 00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:49,249 What if we get caught? Tristan will hate me 608 00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:50,375 Tristan will be fine 609 00:30:53,792 --> 00:30:57,292 He asked me to help him set up again tomorrow - Ella, you're being desperate 610 00:30:58,542 --> 00:30:59,707 - I shaved my head - You did what? 611 00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:00,250 I shaved my head 612 00:31:00,417 --> 00:31:01,291 He's 24! 613 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:03,957 Yeah, and I'll be 18 soon, and he's my type 614 00:31:03,958 --> 00:31:05,125 A pulse is your type 615 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:12,374 Please, will you come, please, for me - Why do you want to go that badly? 616 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:14,615 It's not that I'm desperate to go, it's that it'll be fun 617 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000 What? 618 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,958 Jake's like a brother to me, but he has his own issues 619 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:22,708 What do you mean? 620 00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:25,625 He... 621 00:31:27,042 --> 00:31:28,750 He gets panic attacks 622 00:31:30,792 --> 00:31:32,792 Yeah, sometimes he needs to be put on ice 623 00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:38,250 So will you come? 624 00:31:42,375 --> 00:31:43,416 Okay - Yes! 625 00:31:43,417 --> 00:31:45,875 But if T calls, I'm going 626 00:31:46,042 --> 00:31:46,791 Deal 627 00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:48,208 Okay, deal 628 00:31:48,917 --> 00:31:49,957 Wanna do a full makeover? 629 00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:51,707 -God, a full makeover! -No, no, no 630 00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:53,833 - Ivy, Ivy, Ivy, okay - No, no, I take it back 631 00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:55,208 Lip balm, no - Fuck! 632 00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:56,542 Lip gloss 633 00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:57,916 God, I have a vision - No 634 00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:00,042 "Not anymore, not anymore" 635 00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:04,167 "What you ask for" 636 00:32:05,542 --> 00:32:07,583 "Strange steps" 637 00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:11,208 "Heels turn black" 638 00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:18,874 "Ashes, ashes, light, the way" 639 00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:22,083 "For those strange steps" 640 00:32:23,917 --> 00:32:27,500 "Take us back, take us back" 641 00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:37,582 "Flow gently and stop heavily" 642 00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:45,583 "You complete me suddenly, you complete me suddenly" 643 00:32:45,792 --> 00:32:52,083 "Flow gently and stop heavily" 644 00:32:55,792 --> 00:32:57,458 They never tell us we're going to die 645 00:32:57,917 --> 00:33:00,957 They always say they'll do everything they can to stop you from dying 646 00:33:00,958 --> 00:33:02,083 Yeah, like saying: 647 00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:04,917 "Excuse me, doctor, do you have an extra spinal cord?" 648 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,280 How close was it for you, Maisie? 649 00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:10,541 The doctors gave me a year to live, neuroblastoma 650 00:33:10,542 --> 00:33:12,917 But you beat it, didn't you? And you're fully strong now 651 00:33:13,542 --> 00:33:14,874 -It became a life chance, right? -Yeah 652 00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:16,667 Then if you survive, you become a statistic 653 00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:18,874 One in ten 654 00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:20,875 When people talk to you like they know how you feel 655 00:33:20,917 --> 00:33:22,750 "My gran died of cancer too" 656 00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:25,582 I don't think your gran's like my 14-year-old best mate 657 00:33:25,583 --> 00:33:28,000 Yeah - What's worse than leaning over your gran? 658 00:33:29,667 --> 00:33:31,750 Hitting your head on her coffin lid when you get up 659 00:33:33,542 --> 00:33:35,332 You're actually mentally ill 660 00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:37,173 I think what's worse than us is "stay positive" 661 00:33:37,292 --> 00:33:39,292 Yeah - That's insane to say to someone 662 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:40,625 You're sitting there 663 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,542 With a catheter coming out of you 664 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000 And then... 665 00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:47,707 A nurse comes and says: maybe you should stay positive 666 00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:48,875 Yeah, cancer crew 667 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,707 And my body looked like a water snake that swallowed a teacup 668 00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:52,957 Have you ever been isolated because of cancer? 669 00:33:52,958 --> 00:33:55,291 Yeah - People you least expect disappeared 670 00:33:55,292 --> 00:33:56,957 Yeah, I've been through that 671 00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:58,124 That's bad - Why? 672 00:33:58,125 --> 00:33:59,667 Like they forgot how to act around you 673 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,250 What are you two doing? 674 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:05,750 So your fingers don't smell - Who smells... 675 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,000 Who smells your fingers? 676 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:11,292 -I don't know, maybe Patrick? -I hope he's not smelling your fingers 677 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:12,417 Okay 678 00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:13,457 Who's first? 679 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,916 No way, God, I'm not going next, fuck this - I'll go! 680 00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:16,917 Me! 681 00:34:17,417 --> 00:34:18,832 Okay, cut the cards, anywhere 682 00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:20,042 -Anywhere? -Yeah 683 00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:22,292 Okay 684 00:34:24,167 --> 00:34:25,417 The Moon - The Moon 685 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:27,957 You feel confused 686 00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:30,083 Yeah - You feel weak and full of self-doubt 687 00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:31,874 It's not what it looks like at all - God 688 00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:33,707 Feel the fear and do it anyway 689 00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:35,542 God, God, must be T 690 00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:37,458 -Who? -Tristan 691 00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:40,499 You've been after that guy for two years - No 692 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,166 He's not new, it has to be new - No, no, no 693 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,666 Something new - No, he looked right into my eyes the other day 694 00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:47,250 When he said "Water equipment room" - Who? Tristan? 695 00:34:47,458 --> 00:34:50,291 Yeah - Ella, he's Head of Outdoor Activities 696 00:34:50,292 --> 00:34:52,374 Since he was 18 697 00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:54,125 He's not interested in you - No, no, no 698 00:34:54,458 --> 00:34:57,417 Slow and steady wins the race, agreed? 699 00:34:57,958 --> 00:34:59,749 The tortoise and the hare 700 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:02,292 It's impossible for me to work at camp when I'm 18 701 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,707 Yeah, if you make it to 18 702 00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:08,042 You'll drown or do something wild 703 00:35:08,292 --> 00:35:08,957 Really? 704 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:09,958 Yeah 705 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,667 What are you doing? 706 00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:18,000 I'm drowning, or doing something wild 707 00:35:19,042 --> 00:35:20,083 Tonight? 708 00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:22,167 No, right now 709 00:35:22,542 --> 00:35:23,742 Let's go - What's happening? 710 00:35:44,917 --> 00:35:45,958 Come on! 711 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,166 Come on, Rashi - Come on, Rashi, come on, Rashi 712 00:35:50,167 --> 00:35:51,167 Get in the water 713 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:52,874 You'll be fine 714 00:35:52,875 --> 00:35:54,457 - I don't have a towel - You won't need a towel 715 00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:57,250 Rash Vest, Rash Vest, Rash Vest 716 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,458 Come on guys, this isn't safe 717 00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:16,167 We can see you, don't make us call Patrick 718 00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:18,667 Come on, come on, come on 719 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:20,999 Let's get them on this side 720 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,458 My strap is falling down 721 00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:27,875 Come on, this way, come on, come on 722 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:35,542 You look different today 723 00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:37,083 Different? 724 00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:39,375 Happier 725 00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:40,791 -Really? -Yeah 726 00:36:40,792 --> 00:36:42,124 I'm usually miserable, right? 727 00:36:42,125 --> 00:36:44,749 Yeah, a bit, maybe it's our influence 728 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:46,541 Yeah, because you guys are so much fun 729 00:36:46,542 --> 00:36:48,422 Yeah, to be fair, we are pretty great, I mean... 730 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:52,083 Maisie, Ralph, Archie, Ella 731 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,583 They're not, but I am - Really? What makes you so great? 732 00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:59,791 My amazing water skills? 733 00:36:59,792 --> 00:37:02,332 You're trying hard to stay afloat 734 00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:04,375 I have a 25-metre swimming badge 735 00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:06,250 I'm teaching you that 736 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:08,542 It's on my towel, sewn on 737 00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:13,250 Fuck! 738 00:37:15,250 --> 00:37:16,417 That's refreshing 739 00:37:20,292 --> 00:37:21,292 What? 740 00:37:22,292 --> 00:37:23,958 I feel like I don't really know you 741 00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:26,042 How poetic! 742 00:37:28,292 --> 00:37:29,292 Ask 743 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:31,499 -Remission? -Four years 744 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,624 Ten months - Newbie, lymphoma 745 00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:34,625 Cool 746 00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:35,749 -And you? -Leukaemia 747 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:36,542 Remission? 748 00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:38,500 You already said that - Fuck! 749 00:37:39,667 --> 00:37:40,874 I had a stem cell transplant 750 00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:41,917 Did you? From who? 751 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,208 From my sister, she was a perfect match 752 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:45,667 So you're half female? 753 00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:48,875 Yeah, I'm... 754 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,667 I'm actually Jakita 755 00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:52,792 -Jakita? -Jakita 756 00:37:54,958 --> 00:37:56,083 No, no, no 757 00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:57,917 Don't wet my hair - What? 758 00:37:58,417 --> 00:37:59,417 Why? 759 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,340 Because my head gets huge when my hair gets wet 760 00:38:02,208 --> 00:38:03,667 But your head's always huge 761 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,523 Is that your way of flirting with me? 762 00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:10,250 No, actually, I can't ignore that sight, Big Head 763 00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:15,083 I didn't realise the side effects of lymphoma... 764 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:18,958 Is having stupid blue eyes and a big nose 765 00:38:19,292 --> 00:38:21,708 Really? Nice, nice - Yeah 766 00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:24,167 -Stupid, then? -Yeah, they're stupid 767 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,750 Kiss! 768 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,416 Kiss! 769 00:38:32,417 --> 00:38:34,000 Come here! 770 00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:35,667 Get out, get out 771 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:40,500 Shut up 772 00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:42,167 Fuck, fuck, fuck 773 00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:49,291 Did you get that? 774 00:38:49,292 --> 00:38:50,833 "Week Two" 775 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,417 When I was growing my hair out 776 00:38:57,625 --> 00:38:59,708 I thought I'd look pretty with short hair 777 00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:02,000 I looked better bald 778 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,603 Is that why you dyed your hair crimson? 779 00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:07,042 Yeah, yeah, I told myself... 780 00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:09,083 You know? 781 00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:12,083 Let me draw more attention to my bad hair 782 00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:13,667 You idiot 783 00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:18,958 The chemo changed it, it doesn't grow well now 784 00:39:20,042 --> 00:39:21,707 I'm sure you had cute chemo curls 785 00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:23,292 No, my hair went platinum blonde 786 00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:27,958 But when I was bald, my head went up about 10 hat sizes 787 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:30,083 Not kidding, I wore a beanie for a while 788 00:39:30,208 --> 00:39:32,999 -No! -No, I looked like a bowling ball 789 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,333 Wearing a turtleneck upside down - No 790 00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:37,835 No - Did you wear a beanie when you were little? 791 00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:45,333 God! You dropped to a 3 out of 10 for me 792 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:46,707 Baby in a beanie? 793 00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:48,999 - Beanies suit hat-fish - What's a hat-fish? 794 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,417 People who only look good in hats 795 00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:52,832 "Hi, I only look good in a hat" 796 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:54,625 I only look good in a hat 797 00:39:57,792 --> 00:39:59,708 Did people at school shave their heads for you? 798 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,417 No, I wasn't that popular 799 00:40:02,708 --> 00:40:03,958 That's overrated 800 00:40:04,417 --> 00:40:06,374 When we were all bald, we looked pretty similar 801 00:40:06,375 --> 00:40:08,332 That's the point, right? Everyone united 802 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:11,083 No, no, I wanted to feel special when I was bald 803 00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:12,750 Yeah, that's what I wanted 804 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,208 How did you find out you had cancer? 805 00:40:21,167 --> 00:40:22,875 When I was 13... 806 00:40:23,667 --> 00:40:25,833 I had a trapped nerve in my spine 807 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:29,250 My mum took me to hospital, and then you know the rest 808 00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:30,833 That's bad 809 00:40:31,917 --> 00:40:32,917 Yeah 810 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,708 Yeah, the doctor said there was a chance I'd be paralysed from the neck down 811 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,917 That scared me so much 812 00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:48,166 And from then on, I started telling myself: 813 00:40:48,167 --> 00:40:50,582 I need to use my amazing body while I can still move 814 00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:51,958 While I'm still alive 815 00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:00,042 Okay, I'll go to the water equipment room, anything wet you want me to dry? 816 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,417 I don't know 817 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,208 Maybe me when I see T 818 00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:04,374 Are you horny all the time? 819 00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:08,000 We're about to turn 18, how are you not horny all the time? 820 00:41:08,208 --> 00:41:09,833 I actually just turned 17 821 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:13,542 Okay, I think only losers stay virgins at 18 822 00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:16,208 So we need to make a move 823 00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:22,917 Somehow, I think... 824 00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:28,417 That when I was sick, I was scared I'd never do it 825 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:36,208 It's great to see you happy 826 00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:44,958 Bye 827 00:41:45,458 --> 00:41:46,542 Bye 828 00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:55,750 You haven't called us in ages - Sorry, been busy 829 00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:58,249 Just wanted to check you haven't killed anyone 830 00:41:58,250 --> 00:41:59,250 Not yet 831 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:00,999 And what about friends? Made any new friends? 832 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,916 Yeah, I have, a few 833 00:42:01,917 --> 00:42:03,958 Really? That's great - Who's that? 834 00:42:04,208 --> 00:42:05,792 It's Ivy - Ivy! 835 00:42:06,042 --> 00:42:08,042 Hey, Dad - Hey, how are you? 836 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:09,375 I'm fine 837 00:42:09,542 --> 00:42:11,582 I have a day trip tomorrow 838 00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:12,874 Where to? That'll be great 839 00:42:12,875 --> 00:42:14,667 To a nearby town 840 00:42:15,375 --> 00:42:17,500 We mutants have to deal with normal people 841 00:42:17,708 --> 00:42:19,957 Don't bite anyone, we know how you are 842 00:42:19,958 --> 00:42:21,749 By the way, we're fine, thanks for asking 843 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:24,999 We sold all your stuff, your room's now the spare room 844 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,583 We use it as a love nest 845 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:30,582 You look great, Ivy - Okay, I gotta go, something's happening 846 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:31,791 What? No - Sorry 847 00:42:31,792 --> 00:42:34,249 Love you, bye - Love you both, bye, talk soon 848 00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:36,583 Love you, bye, love you - Shut up 849 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:38,958 -Did they tell you not to beg? -No 850 00:42:39,417 --> 00:42:40,833 You look like a beggar - Shut up 851 00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:43,250 Sorry, do you mind if... 852 00:42:43,958 --> 00:42:48,000 I hang my jacket there, you're standing perfectly in front of it 853 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,332 No, I'm not doing this with you in the water equipment room 854 00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:57,613 It smells like a homeless shelter 855 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:03,250 Is this better? 856 00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:11,963 I want you to feel like you can tell me anything 857 00:43:13,833 --> 00:43:16,292 I was about to feel something for you, then you said that 858 00:43:17,083 --> 00:43:18,167 Shut up 859 00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:19,823 But that was a bit embarrassing 860 00:43:22,917 --> 00:43:25,037 You wouldn't have agreed to talk to me outside of here 861 00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:27,083 No, I probably would've said no 862 00:43:36,292 --> 00:43:37,292 CRF 863 00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:42,332 Okay, let me do the talking 864 00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:45,082 You can barely say your own name, let alone get us six tickets 865 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:46,417 Shut up! Trust me 866 00:43:54,375 --> 00:43:55,375 Hi 867 00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:58,042 Did it hurt? 868 00:43:58,333 --> 00:43:59,333 What? 869 00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:01,333 When you fell from heaven, darling 870 00:44:02,167 --> 00:44:03,500 Yeah, it hurt, darling 871 00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:06,083 Tickets are a tenner for adults and eight... 872 00:44:08,042 --> 00:44:09,250 Listen to me, lady 873 00:44:11,167 --> 00:44:13,625 Give us some tickets, we don't have any money 874 00:44:13,833 --> 00:44:14,875 Can't help you then 875 00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:17,250 Please 876 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:19,059 God - I don't give tickets without money 877 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:20,792 Ralph, Ralph, it's okay 878 00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:23,792 Ralph, you're fine, go join the group, agreed? 879 00:44:25,042 --> 00:44:26,583 Go join the group, agreed? 880 00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:27,874 Sorry about him 881 00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:29,541 It's okay, next time - We're not from around here 882 00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:31,559 We're from the camp down the road - We'll see what he does then 883 00:44:31,583 --> 00:44:33,833 -Camp CRF? -Yeah, he is, Camp CRF 884 00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:37,292 The camp for kids who almost died... 885 00:44:38,167 --> 00:44:39,292 From cancer 886 00:44:41,875 --> 00:44:43,375 - I lost a testicle - All of you? 887 00:44:44,042 --> 00:44:46,667 Yeah, yeah, cancer's invading my body 888 00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:50,292 Come on then - Really? 889 00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:53,792 Thank you 890 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:55,958 Come on 891 00:45:00,792 --> 00:45:01,792 Here we go 892 00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:05,333 You want this? 893 00:45:07,292 --> 00:45:09,417 Ivy, come here, I'll protect you 894 00:45:09,917 --> 00:45:11,792 -God! -This is lame 895 00:45:12,667 --> 00:45:13,833 No, no, no 896 00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:32,999 Guys, guys 897 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,680 -Ralph, is that your new girlfriend? -They're from the cancer camp 898 00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:36,750 The lame ones 899 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:46,707 -Actually I'm not, I can't... -I'll stay with Ivy, you guys... 900 00:45:46,708 --> 00:45:47,708 No, no 901 00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:53,333 Have a great time, you two - But I'm taking the bear 902 00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:55,250 Can we bring the bear in this game? 903 00:46:02,625 --> 00:46:03,625 CRF mutants 904 00:46:04,333 --> 00:46:05,249 Nice face paint 905 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:07,082 Look, they're cancer avengers 906 00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:10,292 -They must have taken my gym top... -Get new material 907 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:13,083 I'm talking to you, chemo mutants 908 00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:14,666 Come on 909 00:46:14,667 --> 00:46:17,541 You can't even manage basic hygiene - What did you say, retard? 910 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:19,582 I said you should suck on a mint, your breath stinks 911 00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:20,749 Nice one, Ivy! 912 00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:22,624 Tiger? Did they paint you blind? 913 00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:24,249 Okay, fuck 914 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:26,667 -Let's slaughter... -Don't touch me 915 00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:29,625 Fuck! 916 00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:02,708 Last but not least, Ivy 917 00:47:04,375 --> 00:47:08,874 The rest of you can go back to your cabins because we're cancelling all camp activities today 918 00:47:08,875 --> 00:47:09,875 No! Fuck! 919 00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:13,500 This... this is really serious 920 00:47:14,042 --> 00:47:16,833 It's never happened before in Camp CRF history that... 921 00:47:17,042 --> 00:47:18,375 Really? Something funny, Jake? 922 00:47:20,667 --> 00:47:21,917 This is completely unacceptable 923 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:26,416 The others gave me a clear picture of what happened 924 00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:27,749 Yeah, those people are assholes 925 00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:29,167 This isn't about them 926 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:33,041 It's about how you all represented this camp - What did you want us to do? 927 00:47:33,042 --> 00:47:33,791 Look, don't swear 928 00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:37,457 Whether you're here or there, you represent this camp and what it stands for 929 00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:40,041 I think if they call me a retard and a mutant, that's crossing a line 930 00:47:40,042 --> 00:47:41,374 Again, they're not at camp 931 00:47:41,375 --> 00:47:43,000 So you want us to be insulted? 932 00:47:43,417 --> 00:47:45,082 -That's not what... -To just take it all the time 933 00:47:45,083 --> 00:47:46,707 -Would you let me... -We're sick of it 934 00:47:46,708 --> 00:47:48,541 - And we do this all the time - Would you let me speak, Ivy? 935 00:47:48,542 --> 00:47:49,862 Let me speak - Don't shout at me 936 00:47:50,375 --> 00:47:51,750 Wow! 937 00:47:52,333 --> 00:47:54,791 Since you got here, you've been acting like a spoiled brat 938 00:47:54,792 --> 00:47:57,833 -Spoiled? -I gave you a last chance and you blew it 939 00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,208 Do you get off on this? 940 00:47:59,833 --> 00:48:00,583 On what? 941 00:48:00,833 --> 00:48:01,833 This camp 942 00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:03,583 You act smug all summer 943 00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:05,357 Don't you have anything better to do? 944 00:48:05,458 --> 00:48:06,917 We're helping people here 945 00:48:07,042 --> 00:48:09,833 It's your whole existence to have this camp 946 00:48:10,167 --> 00:48:11,607 Don't you have a family or something? 947 00:48:11,833 --> 00:48:13,666 I have a wife and three kids, Ivy 948 00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:16,042 Great, go hang out with them 949 00:48:16,292 --> 00:48:18,250 It's summer, take them on holiday 950 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:19,792 Take a chill pill 951 00:48:22,375 --> 00:48:25,000 My two oldest are at university 952 00:48:25,708 --> 00:48:27,083 And my youngest... 953 00:48:28,167 --> 00:48:29,792 He would have been 17 954 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:32,917 Same age as you 955 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,292 You see that? In the middle? 956 00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:43,583 The little boy in the yellow shirt 957 00:48:45,208 --> 00:48:46,208 That's Oscar 958 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:50,708 He was 9 when he was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma 959 00:48:52,792 --> 00:48:54,875 And he didn't lose his fight 960 00:48:55,375 --> 00:48:56,375 He was winning 961 00:48:57,167 --> 00:49:00,125 Every day, for three years 962 00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:06,833 For three years... my little boy suffered 963 00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:11,583 And I promise you, there's nothing harder 964 00:49:11,708 --> 00:49:14,125 Than watching your son's heart stop 965 00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:17,458 While your own keeps beating 966 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:21,292 This camp isn't just about surviving 967 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:26,750 It's about giving people who've lost their ability to survive a chance to really live 968 00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:30,583 So... yeah 969 00:49:31,542 --> 00:49:33,333 That's what I do, Ivy 970 00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:36,000 That's my pathetic existence 971 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:43,500 You can leave 972 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,042 Activities will resume for all of you tomorrow 973 00:49:52,708 --> 00:49:54,500 I'm so sorry about Oscar 974 00:49:59,167 --> 00:50:01,167 These are the ones who didn't make it 975 00:50:05,917 --> 00:50:08,500 I hate to burst your bubble, Ivy 976 00:50:09,417 --> 00:50:11,833 But some kids aren't as lucky as you 977 00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:16,542 And maybe you've forgotten this, but you used to be sick 978 00:50:17,167 --> 00:50:20,667 And there was a time when you wanted to be a girl at this camp 979 00:50:20,792 --> 00:50:22,375 More than anything in the world 980 00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:47,999 -Can I watch it? -No 981 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,249 Then what's the point of filming it? 982 00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:51,500 It's for memories, so I remember everything 983 00:50:54,667 --> 00:50:55,667 Let us in! 984 00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:57,167 Why don't you use the door? 985 00:50:57,708 --> 00:50:59,833 Come on, get in, come on 986 00:51:00,417 --> 00:51:03,374 Look, that looked more real - Patrick said there are no activities 987 00:51:03,375 --> 00:51:05,082 Please, don't listen to what Patrick says 988 00:51:05,083 --> 00:51:06,583 -Where's Jake? -The lover 989 00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:07,541 Shut up 990 00:51:07,542 --> 00:51:08,916 I think he was really tired 991 00:51:08,917 --> 00:51:12,957 -Haven't you two done it yet? -No they haven't, and she's in a bad mood too 992 00:51:12,958 --> 00:51:14,250 Come on, have some of this 993 00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:16,583 So, did you and Jake do anything? 994 00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:18,583 We kissed 995 00:51:20,292 --> 00:51:21,292 Was he good? 996 00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:23,499 Of course he's good, his lips are sexy 997 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:26,083 You can't play that, if Patrick hears we'll be in trouble 998 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,457 Since when did you become such a coward? Drink 999 00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:31,375 Drink the whole bottle, all of it 1000 00:51:32,833 --> 00:51:34,292 Tastes like nail polish 1001 00:51:35,167 --> 00:51:38,625 Can you pee when you're on your period? Because of the... 1002 00:51:38,917 --> 00:51:40,541 I don't know what it's called - The pad? 1003 00:51:40,542 --> 00:51:42,041 Yeah, the pad - The pad 1004 00:51:42,042 --> 00:51:43,562 It doesn't stick to your body, does it? 1005 00:51:44,458 --> 00:51:45,708 Where do you think it goes? 1006 00:51:46,417 --> 00:51:48,332 It sticks to the dangly bits 1007 00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:51,791 No, not the actual part, not the actual lips, the top of the thigh 1008 00:51:51,792 --> 00:51:53,083 The top of the thigh? 1009 00:51:53,208 --> 00:51:56,082 -Did you say part or lips? -Wait, wait, Archie, you're laughing 1010 00:51:56,083 --> 00:51:57,207 -Where do you think it goes? -Yeah, talk 1011 00:51:57,208 --> 00:51:58,768 I have two sisters, I know where it goes 1012 00:51:58,917 --> 00:52:01,197 -Go on then, where? -You have two sisters? Are they fit? 1013 00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:03,666 Like cups around... 1014 00:52:03,667 --> 00:52:04,999 What? Like a nappy? 1015 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:05,874 Like a nappy 1016 00:52:05,875 --> 00:52:06,875 No? 1017 00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:09,666 It sticks to the underwear, you idiots - What? 1018 00:52:09,667 --> 00:52:11,167 "I have two sisters"! 1019 00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:14,666 -Have either of you seen a tampon? -Yeah, I bought some for my mum 1020 00:52:14,667 --> 00:52:16,375 They come in lemon and lime flavours 1021 00:52:16,542 --> 00:52:18,542 There are different flavours 1022 00:52:19,042 --> 00:52:19,957 Do you have any? 1023 00:52:19,958 --> 00:52:21,457 I have strawberry ones in the cupboard 1024 00:52:21,458 --> 00:52:23,666 Okay, get ready to learn a lesson, both of you 1025 00:52:23,667 --> 00:52:25,791 That's defective - Please don't get naked 1026 00:52:25,792 --> 00:52:27,750 Obviously I'm not getting naked, you idiot 1027 00:52:28,042 --> 00:52:29,042 Completely naked 1028 00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:31,208 What the hell is that? 1029 00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:34,208 Move back a bit, lesson one, put that there 1030 00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:37,833 Not that way, no, the other way 1031 00:52:38,833 --> 00:52:39,833 Push it 1032 00:52:41,292 --> 00:52:43,667 Hold the string, hold the string 1033 00:52:44,417 --> 00:52:45,875 Fuck - Hold the string 1034 00:52:47,375 --> 00:52:48,375 It's huge 1035 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:50,624 That goes inside you? 1036 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:53,250 I use moon cups, but you're clearly not ready for that yet 1037 00:52:54,333 --> 00:52:55,333 What's a moon cup? 1038 00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:57,167 For the night? 1039 00:52:57,750 --> 00:52:59,292 Yeah, for the night mostly, right? 1040 00:52:59,667 --> 00:53:01,427 Pull it out, Ralph - Is that tarot reading? 1041 00:53:01,625 --> 00:53:02,625 Pull it out! 1042 00:53:03,917 --> 00:53:05,792 I can't pull it out - Pull it out 1043 00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:08,125 Hit him again 1044 00:53:51,792 --> 00:53:52,792 Hello? 1045 00:53:55,125 --> 00:53:58,082 -Jake, are you okay? -I didn't want to wake you, I didn't want to wake you 1046 00:53:58,083 --> 00:53:59,582 I'm sorry - It's okay, where are you? 1047 00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:01,292 I didn't know who to call, I wasn't... 1048 00:54:02,083 --> 00:54:03,643 You're okay, you're okay, keep breathing 1049 00:54:04,792 --> 00:54:06,083 Just breathe, can you breathe? 1050 00:54:06,250 --> 00:54:07,957 I don't know - Are you in your cabin? 1051 00:54:07,958 --> 00:54:10,458 I'm having a panic attack - Jake, where the hell are you? 1052 00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:12,820 I'm in the woods, I'm in the woods 1053 00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:14,838 Okay, the woods, okay, don't hang up, I'm coming 1054 00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:16,333 It's okay 1055 00:54:23,375 --> 00:54:25,875 Jake, Jake, fuck! 1056 00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:29,833 Fuck! Jake, Jake 1057 00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:54,875 I'm sorry, I'm sorry 1058 00:54:59,625 --> 00:55:00,625 It's okay 1059 00:55:01,833 --> 00:55:02,917 It's okay 1060 00:55:22,750 --> 00:55:25,833 "Week Three" 1061 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,417 You look like a heroin addict 1062 00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:29,125 Blame the girls' nights 1063 00:55:30,708 --> 00:55:33,374 It always affects me, it's the Victoria's Secret perfume 1064 00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:36,583 Try not to think about warm salmon milkshake 1065 00:55:38,292 --> 00:55:39,792 You bitch! 1066 00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:42,000 Why don't we chill at camp today, Ralph? 1067 00:55:44,042 --> 00:55:45,875 I need to see Jake try that on you 1068 00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:47,625 This is premium content 1069 00:55:48,042 --> 00:55:49,167 Maybe you're pregnant 1070 00:55:59,750 --> 00:56:02,625 Okay campers, are we ready? 1071 00:56:03,833 --> 00:56:07,083 Survival Island is that island over there 1072 00:56:07,542 --> 00:56:10,167 If you need to come back, blow this horn 1073 00:56:13,208 --> 00:56:14,458 We'll come get you 1074 00:56:15,167 --> 00:56:17,667 On the island you'll find wood for a fire 1075 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:24,708 Pots, tents, and tarpaulin, and sleeping bags are in the boat 1076 00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:28,333 This is a fun team-building activity 1077 00:56:29,042 --> 00:56:34,375 Most important tip: make sure you put tarpaulin on the ground under your tents 1078 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:38,792 I've tried this before, nobody wants a wet arse 1079 00:56:41,083 --> 00:56:43,707 Let's get in the boats now, there'll be one boat for every two of you 1080 00:56:43,708 --> 00:56:45,083 So pick a boat when you're ready 1081 00:56:45,292 --> 00:56:46,999 Ella, I was going to share with Jake, you okay with that? 1082 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,375 Yeah, no, yeah, it's fine 1083 00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:50,042 Okay, I'll share with Ralph 1084 00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:54,792 Looks like it's just you and me then, Rashi 1085 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:08,833 This is gross 1086 00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:10,750 Just be grateful 1087 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:13,833 Why do they make us do this? 1088 00:57:14,250 --> 00:57:17,542 It's tradition, it's supposed to make you resilient 1089 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,708 I think chemo was easier 1090 00:57:22,542 --> 00:57:23,750 You never even had chemo 1091 00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:25,583 Okay, radiotherapy then 1092 00:57:28,167 --> 00:57:29,958 At least we get one morning without Brenda 1093 00:57:30,583 --> 00:57:33,103 I'll be Brenda tomorrow morning and give you your pills by force 1094 00:57:33,958 --> 00:57:35,250 What pills do you take, Ivy? 1095 00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:36,833 Dex 1096 00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:37,958 What pills do you take? 1097 00:57:38,292 --> 00:57:39,792 I got leukaemia when I was 14 1098 00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:41,791 I had four rounds of chemo 1099 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:43,082 Did you relapse? 1100 00:57:43,083 --> 00:57:44,083 Not yet 1101 00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:55,500 What are you doing? 1102 00:57:57,333 --> 00:57:58,333 There's a sacred rule 1103 00:57:58,833 --> 00:58:01,083 When you're sad, you have to dance this dance 1104 00:58:01,667 --> 00:58:03,833 It's... just do what I do 1105 00:58:05,625 --> 00:58:06,625 What is this? 1106 00:58:07,625 --> 00:58:09,708 Trust me, trust me, it'll make you feel better 1107 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:13,417 Okay, you gotta teach us then 1108 00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:15,374 I love it 1109 00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:17,207 -We're happy! -Yay! 1110 00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:19,374 Shoulder, shoulder, shoulder 1111 00:58:19,375 --> 00:58:21,208 Then hand, spin motion 1112 00:58:21,792 --> 00:58:23,167 And the pigeon, like this 1113 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:24,333 Get up 1114 00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:28,042 A clothespin-like move 1115 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:30,583 -What's next? -The chicken 1116 00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:34,042 Then we do the Charleston 1117 00:58:34,583 --> 00:58:36,903 Then you walk a bit - A mentally challenged person's walk 1118 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:43,707 "But I don't feel like dancing when old Joanna plays" 1119 00:58:43,708 --> 00:58:47,541 "My heart can take a chance, but my feet can't find the way" 1120 00:58:47,542 --> 00:58:50,124 "You'd think I could swing gently" 1121 00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:52,291 "But I don't feel like dancing" 1122 00:58:52,292 --> 00:58:53,458 Then you go down 1123 00:58:55,042 --> 00:58:58,875 "No dancing today, don't feel like dancing" 1124 00:58:59,208 --> 00:59:01,000 "Even if I don't find anything better to do" 1125 00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:03,333 "Don't feel like dancing" 1126 00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:05,499 "Why did you choose a tune my mood doesn't allow?" 1127 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:09,875 "Don't feel like dancing" 1128 00:59:12,375 --> 00:59:14,375 Okay, we bow, and we run 1129 00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:21,457 We straighten up, and now we act deeply sad 1130 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:23,416 The most sad you've ever felt 1131 00:59:23,417 --> 00:59:24,697 Then we become the happiest ever 1132 00:59:25,250 --> 00:59:26,250 You have to scream 1133 00:59:26,958 --> 00:59:27,958 Scream 1134 00:59:32,625 --> 00:59:36,791 "While all you do is change your clothes and call it variety" 1135 00:59:36,792 --> 00:59:41,125 "I'll pretend I know which way to bow" 1136 00:59:41,542 --> 00:59:44,541 "And I'll tell the whole world you're mine" 1137 00:59:44,542 --> 00:59:45,542 Turn around 1138 00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:50,000 "But I don't feel like dancing when old Joanna plays" 1139 00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:54,042 "My heart can take a chance, but my feet can't find the way" 1140 00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:58,833 "You'd think I could swing gently" 1141 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:03,332 "But I don't feel like dancing, no sir, no dancing today" 1142 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:05,375 "Don't feel like dancing" 1143 01:00:05,542 --> 01:00:07,500 "Even if I don't find anything better to do" 1144 01:00:07,667 --> 01:00:09,791 "Don't feel like dancing" 1145 01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:14,042 "I'd rather be at home in bed with you" 1146 01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:29,125 I know we're gonna have so much fun, right? 1147 01:00:33,042 --> 01:00:34,417 I don't really like this 1148 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,375 But I think Camp CRF 1149 01:00:37,125 --> 01:00:40,583 Is the only place where people like us... 1150 01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:43,583 Feel what we feel... 1151 01:00:46,333 --> 01:00:47,333 Yeah 1152 01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:53,292 And there's ten days left... 1153 01:00:54,167 --> 01:00:55,417 Till next year 1154 01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:01,583 We'll be too old, Ivy 1155 01:01:01,792 --> 01:01:03,083 Okay... 1156 01:01:04,583 --> 01:01:07,542 We could... 1157 01:01:08,458 --> 01:01:10,083 Take over from Tristan 1158 01:01:11,583 --> 01:01:12,875 Then Patrick 1159 01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:18,292 And we'll run the camp until we're 70 1160 01:01:18,625 --> 01:01:20,708 And our skin gets wrinkly or worse 1161 01:01:22,792 --> 01:01:26,875 - That might be a bit sad - No, it'll be beautiful 1162 01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:30,958 And you won't want to be here and there and everywhere 1163 01:01:31,667 --> 01:01:32,917 Travelling the world 1164 01:01:33,792 --> 01:01:36,500 So... yeah 1165 01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:40,500 I think it might actually be our only option 1166 01:01:41,583 --> 01:01:42,667 To stay here 1167 01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:44,208 Yeah 1168 01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:47,041 I don't want you to think I'm a loser 1169 01:01:47,042 --> 01:01:48,750 No, it's too late for that 1170 01:02:01,708 --> 01:02:03,375 I really like you 1171 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:08,375 A lot 1172 01:02:09,542 --> 01:02:11,208 I really like you too 1173 01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:13,833 A lot 1174 01:02:57,917 --> 01:02:59,500 We can stop any time 1175 01:03:00,667 --> 01:03:01,833 Have you done this before? 1176 01:03:02,542 --> 01:03:03,875 Does it matter if I have? 1177 01:03:05,625 --> 01:03:06,625 No 1178 01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:08,917 Have you done this? 1179 01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:13,042 Does it matter if I have? 1180 01:03:13,292 --> 01:03:14,292 No 1181 01:03:34,417 --> 01:03:35,792 -Fuck! -What? 1182 01:03:36,083 --> 01:03:37,500 -Fuck! -What? 1183 01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:40,375 I didn't bring... 1184 01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:42,167 -What? Condoms? -Condoms? 1185 01:03:42,542 --> 01:03:44,500 I have some, wait 1186 01:03:45,167 --> 01:03:47,333 -There isn't... -Wait, let me find them 1187 01:03:50,708 --> 01:03:51,750 They're my mum's 1188 01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:54,083 No, no, no - What? 1189 01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:56,958 No, they're mine, she bought them for me 1190 01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:58,958 -Open it... -Okay, okay 1191 01:04:14,792 --> 01:04:16,500 You taste like lube - Sorry 1192 01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:14,000 Fuck! 1193 01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:15,583 We don't have tissues 1194 01:05:15,708 --> 01:05:19,333 Do you want my shirt to wipe yourself? 1195 01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:20,750 To wipe myself? 1196 01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:22,500 I mean to dry it 1197 01:05:22,792 --> 01:05:26,375 -Dry it? Am I a river? -Fuck 1198 01:05:26,833 --> 01:05:27,833 I'm gonna go smoke 1199 01:05:29,750 --> 01:05:30,750 Wow! 1200 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:39,375 Are they doing it? 1201 01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:44,667 I could beat you in a UFC challenge 1202 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:47,292 Do you watch UFC? 1203 01:05:47,625 --> 01:05:49,042 Surrender, coward - No 1204 01:05:49,583 --> 01:05:51,250 Do it, surrender - No 1205 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:03,499 I'll beat you in a best-of-three challenge 1206 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:04,500 No way 1207 01:06:05,792 --> 01:06:07,184 You saw me punch that guy at the fair 1208 01:06:07,208 --> 01:06:08,875 Yeah, that's exactly what I meant 1209 01:06:11,583 --> 01:06:13,208 Okay, let's sleep now 1210 01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:15,792 It's almost 2:30 1211 01:06:17,083 --> 01:06:18,083 God 1212 01:06:19,667 --> 01:06:20,667 Okay 1213 01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:27,375 I thought you defending me was really cool 1214 01:06:37,458 --> 01:06:39,417 I really like you 1215 01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:42,250 God 1216 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:45,708 Okay, how many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 1217 01:06:45,875 --> 01:06:47,250 -How many? -One 1218 01:06:47,375 --> 01:06:49,708 Then twelve to say how inspiring it was 1219 01:06:50,167 --> 01:06:51,607 The doctor says it's all in your head 1220 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:53,957 The bad news is it's brain cancer 1221 01:06:53,958 --> 01:06:55,792 What's the similarity between you and cancer? 1222 01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:57,333 I don't know 1223 01:06:57,625 --> 01:06:58,750 Nobody wants you inside them 1224 01:06:59,167 --> 01:07:00,292 Fuck! 1225 01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:02,958 Dark comedy is like a kid with cancer 1226 01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:04,708 It never gets old 1227 01:07:08,542 --> 01:07:10,417 Sorry, did I go too far? 1228 01:07:11,167 --> 01:07:14,957 I don't think you saw the line, I think you crossed it by a mile 1229 01:07:14,958 --> 01:07:18,457 Yeah, that's banned behaviour, they'll send you home early 1230 01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:19,458 Yeah 1231 01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:21,458 Good job I'm leaving in the morning 1232 01:07:24,167 --> 01:07:25,167 I'm serious 1233 01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:27,423 What do you mean you're leaving in the morning? 1234 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:29,792 I'm going home tomorrow 1235 01:07:31,792 --> 01:07:33,333 We can get past the joke, Ralph 1236 01:07:42,333 --> 01:07:43,333 Sorry 1237 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,625 Some test results came back from home 1238 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,708 The doctor called Brenda 1239 01:07:51,708 --> 01:07:54,042 I'm going back to hospital at the weekend 1240 01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:01,250 Fuck! I'm so sick of tests 1241 01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:14,708 But for the next 24 hours, we can pretend I'm fine 1242 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:16,832 Deal? 1243 01:08:27,207 --> 01:08:29,292 I think Brenda smelled the cancer on me 1244 01:08:29,707 --> 01:08:31,667 You always had a bad aura to be fair 1245 01:08:31,957 --> 01:08:35,332 Yeah, at least we have the camp disco to come back to 1246 01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:37,875 Better go now 1247 01:08:39,792 --> 01:08:40,792 No 1248 01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:44,165 No, we're gonna give you the best night of your life 1249 01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:49,875 Puking after two sips, cheap date - Right 1250 01:09:06,667 --> 01:09:08,875 By the way, we all heard you last night 1251 01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:13,875 Ivy, Ivy - Jake, Jake 1252 01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:15,167 Shut up 1253 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:18,375 "Something new, Casper's Sled, Part Two" 1254 01:09:18,582 --> 01:09:20,124 "Presented by Platinum Crew" 1255 01:09:20,125 --> 01:09:23,917 "And this time we're gonna act weird" 1256 01:09:24,042 --> 01:09:26,000 Come on, you promised me a special night out 1257 01:09:26,375 --> 01:09:28,666 Camp CRF disco is a great night 1258 01:09:28,667 --> 01:09:30,500 Fuck that! We're going out 1259 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:32,249 Twenty minutes or I'll kill myself 1260 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:33,666 -God, Ralph! -Jake, go with him 1261 01:09:33,667 --> 01:09:35,456 Or he'll die by a bush somewhere 1262 01:09:35,457 --> 01:09:38,000 Yeah, you two should go, both of you 1263 01:09:38,167 --> 01:09:41,081 Yeah, aren't the lovebirds gonna dance? 1264 01:09:41,082 --> 01:09:42,667 No, I can't dance 1265 01:09:43,417 --> 01:09:45,292 Look what Tristan gave me 1266 01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:48,500 You look amazing as always, Brian 1267 01:09:48,957 --> 01:09:50,667 What did he bring you, Raimundo? 1268 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:53,292 I wish you could bring me a new body 1269 01:09:54,792 --> 01:09:56,375 Best I can do is this 1270 01:10:05,250 --> 01:10:06,833 Just because you're my favourite 1271 01:10:09,667 --> 01:10:10,792 You'll be fine 1272 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:14,542 Some days it'll hurt 1273 01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:18,667 You got this, Rachel 1274 01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:31,083 "Let's go to work, to the left" 1275 01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:35,292 "Now back, one jump this time" - Go, we'll cover for you 1276 01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:38,125 Come on, lovebird 1277 01:10:40,583 --> 01:10:41,583 Bye 1278 01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:43,042 See you later, okay? 1279 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:44,792 Excuse me, excuse me - Bye 1280 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,750 Campers - Fuck! 1281 01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:49,041 Where do you two think you're going? 1282 01:10:49,042 --> 01:10:50,208 I don't know, out 1283 01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:52,667 -Where? -I don't know, anywhere 1284 01:10:52,875 --> 01:10:54,167 Get in, all three of you 1285 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:55,625 No 1286 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,332 -No, fuck you! -He doesn't mean it 1287 01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:58,457 Yes I do - He doesn't mean it! 1288 01:10:58,458 --> 01:10:59,582 -Patrick... -I just want to... 1289 01:10:59,583 --> 01:11:00,583 Ralph, shut up 1290 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,542 You told me once there'd be a time in my life 1291 01:11:04,958 --> 01:11:06,208 When I'd be sick 1292 01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:09,333 And I'd want to be that girl at this camp 1293 01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:10,583 More than anything 1294 01:11:11,083 --> 01:11:12,125 I did 1295 01:11:12,917 --> 01:11:14,625 We live in fear of relapse 1296 01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:17,917 And he's being taken away in the morning 1297 01:11:18,292 --> 01:11:19,541 And who knows what'll happen 1298 01:11:19,542 --> 01:11:21,208 And that's bad 1299 01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:23,333 So let him go 1300 01:11:25,208 --> 01:11:26,417 Please let him go 1301 01:11:32,708 --> 01:11:34,625 I'll count to five 1302 01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:38,500 And when I'm done, I expect you both to be in your cabins, understood? 1303 01:11:47,667 --> 01:11:48,707 Five 1304 01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:50,750 Come on, come on - Fuck! 1305 01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:52,417 Four 1306 01:11:55,083 --> 01:11:56,542 Three 1307 01:11:59,208 --> 01:12:00,500 Two 1308 01:12:03,083 --> 01:12:04,083 One 1309 01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:13,833 I can't believe you waited for me 1310 01:12:13,958 --> 01:12:14,958 Where's Ralph? 1311 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,667 Patrick made him sleep in the main cabin 1312 01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:18,333 But I carried him there... 1313 01:12:19,292 --> 01:12:20,375 By myself 1314 01:12:20,958 --> 01:12:23,833 -You carried him? -Yeah, all the way 1315 01:12:26,833 --> 01:12:29,833 If you're the one in charge, he must have been in a bad way 1316 01:12:30,333 --> 01:12:32,333 Yeah, he was in a bad way 1317 01:12:33,167 --> 01:12:34,208 He... 1318 01:12:36,125 --> 01:12:38,333 Threw up on a 35-year-old mum 1319 01:12:41,792 --> 01:12:42,792 Who hit you? 1320 01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:44,083 Her boyfriend 1321 01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:46,416 What? He did 1322 01:12:46,417 --> 01:12:49,416 And I was trying to help them, and he hit me 1323 01:12:49,417 --> 01:12:50,417 What's that? 1324 01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:57,292 And I think I realised something 1325 01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:02,958 People are what make it worth it 1326 01:13:09,042 --> 01:13:11,208 That way, I won't be scared 1327 01:13:15,417 --> 01:13:17,958 That's deep for a drunk person 1328 01:13:20,083 --> 01:13:21,125 Thank you 1329 01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:23,292 I have my moments 1330 01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:37,167 I love you 1331 01:13:42,417 --> 01:13:44,167 I love you too 1332 01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:56,458 I'm so sorry and I really meant it, but I'm gonna throw up... 1333 01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:01,000 Are you okay? 1334 01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:13,500 How are you? 1335 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:29,000 You must be Ivy - Yeah 1336 01:14:29,917 --> 01:14:31,332 I've heard a lot about you 1337 01:14:31,333 --> 01:14:33,292 My car's waiting 1338 01:14:37,792 --> 01:14:39,875 Get off - That's awful 1339 01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:43,417 For god's sake, Ralph! Get in - What? 1340 01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:49,750 Bye, you bastards 1341 01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:51,249 Bye 1342 01:14:51,250 --> 01:14:52,832 Drive, drive fast 1343 01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:54,583 We miss you - Bye 1344 01:14:57,333 --> 01:14:59,000 My mate went home 1345 01:14:59,917 --> 01:15:02,458 Yeah, I know, Ralph 1346 01:15:04,042 --> 01:15:05,333 He's a nice boy 1347 01:15:06,583 --> 01:15:09,083 -How does that make you feel? -Really shit 1348 01:15:11,208 --> 01:15:14,167 Like we're all members of a club nobody wants to be in 1349 01:15:15,333 --> 01:15:19,500 I feel like I've been alone for a really long time 1350 01:15:20,625 --> 01:15:22,292 Like I shouldn't have survived 1351 01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:24,707 I haven't achieved anything in my life 1352 01:15:24,708 --> 01:15:25,833 That's not true 1353 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,500 There was a guy in my ward 1354 01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:29,875 A few years older than me 1355 01:15:31,167 --> 01:15:33,125 He'd just started uni 1356 01:15:33,667 --> 01:15:35,667 And he was so happy 1357 01:15:41,083 --> 01:15:42,375 And he died 1358 01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:46,292 And I survived 1359 01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:49,292 And it didn't feel right 1360 01:15:53,792 --> 01:15:54,792 I'm sorry 1361 01:16:02,833 --> 01:16:04,417 It didn't feel fair 1362 01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:09,083 Like I took his place 1363 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,542 If only one of us could survive 1364 01:16:13,792 --> 01:16:15,208 I stole that from him 1365 01:16:16,667 --> 01:16:18,041 You didn't take his place - Yes I did 1366 01:16:18,042 --> 01:16:19,416 No, you didn't - Yes I did 1367 01:16:19,417 --> 01:16:20,667 No, no, you didn't 1368 01:16:21,958 --> 01:16:23,458 It's bad that he died 1369 01:16:24,292 --> 01:16:25,750 It's terrible, it's cruel 1370 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,333 But you didn't take his place 1371 01:16:28,833 --> 01:16:29,833 Do you hear me? 1372 01:16:30,042 --> 01:16:31,375 You survived 1373 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,375 And you don't get to choose 1374 01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:35,227 Who lives and who dies, we don't do that 1375 01:16:35,667 --> 01:16:37,833 You deserve to take up space 1376 01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:45,333 I feel like I told you all these things during camp 1377 01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:48,167 I opened up to you 1378 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:51,749 What happens now? 1379 01:16:51,750 --> 01:16:53,208 Why am I not cured yet? 1380 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,291 Therapy doesn't work that way 1381 01:16:55,292 --> 01:16:57,667 Am I supposed to live with these feelings forever? 1382 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,000 I want to use a Ribena blackcurrant cordial analogy 1383 01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:03,125 If you think of your mind as blackcurrant cordial 1384 01:17:03,875 --> 01:17:06,457 Every time you come here and we talk about things 1385 01:17:06,458 --> 01:17:07,999 It's like adding a little water to the cordial 1386 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,417 Add a little water 1387 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:13,130 Until you're so watered down, hopefully, you don't even notice it's there 1388 01:17:14,042 --> 01:17:15,667 So these feelings never go away? 1389 01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:17,292 Unfortunately not 1390 01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:20,083 But I promise it'll get easier with time 1391 01:17:23,042 --> 01:17:25,642 Keep your eyes shut, keep your eyes shut - I'm keeping them shut 1392 01:17:26,958 --> 01:17:29,208 Happy birthday! 1393 01:17:29,667 --> 01:17:31,583 What is this? Guys? 1394 01:17:32,958 --> 01:17:33,958 No! 1395 01:17:34,083 --> 01:17:35,708 Eighteen, Ella 1396 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:41,208 Eighteen and with a terrible fake tan 1397 01:17:41,417 --> 01:17:44,166 Yeah, but I have to be golden on my birthday 1398 01:17:44,167 --> 01:17:46,542 Some say golden, some say offensive 1399 01:17:46,792 --> 01:17:48,917 My hands will be stained for weeks 1400 01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:52,791 -What? -Open it! 1401 01:17:52,792 --> 01:17:54,500 -Who's it from? -From all of us 1402 01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:56,375 Okay 1403 01:17:58,750 --> 01:18:01,333 No? Raise your own Tris... 1404 01:18:01,917 --> 01:18:02,917 Guys! 1405 01:18:03,542 --> 01:18:04,542 I love it so much! 1406 01:18:06,042 --> 01:18:07,125 Thank you 1407 01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:12,333 I got you something too 1408 01:18:14,250 --> 01:18:16,042 It's not a big deal, but... 1409 01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:21,457 I saw you lost your contact lens case, so... 1410 01:18:21,458 --> 01:18:23,500 God, I lost my contact lens case last year 1411 01:18:23,667 --> 01:18:25,041 He's been searching for it for weeks 1412 01:18:25,042 --> 01:18:27,500 No, I knew... I knew which one it was 1413 01:18:27,792 --> 01:18:29,666 It's just a little piece of plastic for... 1414 01:18:29,667 --> 01:18:34,375 I had it specially made and put your name on it in case you lose it again 1415 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:36,041 Don't lose it again - I love it 1416 01:18:36,042 --> 01:18:38,601 And it's crimson because that's your hair colour, and it's silly, and you probably won't... 1417 01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:40,291 No, I love it - I'll take it... give it back 1418 01:18:40,292 --> 01:18:42,000 I love it, Archie, thank you 1419 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:43,583 Come here - Okay 1420 01:18:43,958 --> 01:18:44,957 Thank you 1421 01:18:44,958 --> 01:18:46,158 What did your parents get you? 1422 01:18:46,583 --> 01:18:49,082 They're taking me to a restaurant next week when we get home 1423 01:18:49,083 --> 01:18:50,832 I can't believe camp is almost over - I know 1424 01:18:50,833 --> 01:18:55,582 - It's the last week, the big slide - One week left to pop this cherry 1425 01:18:55,583 --> 01:18:57,749 -Cherry? -You mean her virginity 1426 01:18:57,750 --> 01:18:58,749 That's gross, Ella 1427 01:18:58,750 --> 01:19:00,790 Tristan's taking me out to celebrate my 18th tonight 1428 01:19:00,917 --> 01:19:02,749 -What? -It's happening, Maisie 1429 01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:04,332 I can feel it in my energy points 1430 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:07,542 Maybe I'll keep his trousers as a souvenir - Oh god, Ella! 1431 01:19:07,833 --> 01:19:10,458 I swear, keep your cherries away from me 1432 01:19:12,250 --> 01:19:13,833 Thank you for doing this tonight 1433 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,374 It's a lovely spot by the pool 1434 01:19:16,375 --> 01:19:19,000 The lights and the steam coming off it 1435 01:19:21,542 --> 01:19:24,124 I like this - Yeah 1436 01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:26,542 Nothing like a bit of cocktail pouch - Yeah 1437 01:19:27,708 --> 01:19:29,833 - Tastes like tar - It's delicious 1438 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,000 Yeah 1439 01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:33,083 The pinker the better 1440 01:19:34,542 --> 01:19:35,833 Sorry - You okay? 1441 01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:37,250 Yeah 1442 01:19:38,583 --> 01:19:39,708 Happy birthday 1443 01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:41,125 Thanks 1444 01:19:42,083 --> 01:19:43,208 Here we are 1445 01:19:46,958 --> 01:19:48,351 There's something I want to tell you 1446 01:19:48,375 --> 01:19:49,375 Really? 1447 01:19:52,958 --> 01:19:54,208 How do I say this? 1448 01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:58,333 You remind me so much of my sister 1449 01:20:01,333 --> 01:20:04,291 She's why I started working here at Camp CRF 1450 01:20:04,292 --> 01:20:05,542 When I was 18 1451 01:20:09,833 --> 01:20:11,667 We lost her when I was younger 1452 01:20:13,083 --> 01:20:14,708 Really? 1453 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,292 Fuck! 1454 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,875 That's crazy 1455 01:20:22,417 --> 01:20:23,291 Okay 1456 01:20:23,292 --> 01:20:27,917 Somehow, you've always been like a little sister to me here 1457 01:20:28,458 --> 01:20:31,125 I feel like you've always understood me 1458 01:20:31,667 --> 01:20:36,000 And that's what I thought would never happen because obviously our experiences were... 1459 01:20:38,833 --> 01:20:40,167 Different 1460 01:20:41,083 --> 01:20:43,667 I want to say thank you 1461 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,333 And happy 18th birthday 1462 01:20:49,625 --> 01:20:50,917 Yeah, yeah 1463 01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:56,333 You've always been like a big brother to me 1464 01:20:59,917 --> 01:21:01,082 Yeah - Come here 1465 01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,375 Okay 1466 01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:04,333 Yeah 1467 01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:09,000 I'm sorry I didn't stay, I was feeling sick 1468 01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:12,000 My chest was... 1469 01:21:12,167 --> 01:21:13,167 I'm fine 1470 01:21:16,375 --> 01:21:17,792 What happened? 1471 01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:22,667 He said I remind him of his sister, who's dead 1472 01:21:23,583 --> 01:21:24,583 God! 1473 01:21:24,958 --> 01:21:26,291 Fuck, I thought I felt bad - Jake! 1474 01:21:26,292 --> 01:21:27,667 Sorry, Ella 1475 01:21:28,625 --> 01:21:29,916 There'll be others, Ella 1476 01:21:29,917 --> 01:21:31,167 No 1477 01:21:31,750 --> 01:21:32,958 No, there won't be others 1478 01:21:33,125 --> 01:21:35,333 -What about Rash Vest? -Archie? 1479 01:21:35,833 --> 01:21:36,833 Yeah 1480 01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:39,917 No, we're just friends, he doesn't like me that way 1481 01:21:40,292 --> 01:21:43,000 Ella, I promise you, I've lived with him all camp, so I think I know 1482 01:21:43,542 --> 01:21:45,208 Maybe he'll make a move at the talent show 1483 01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:47,167 I never thought of him that way 1484 01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:49,457 I mean... I would 1485 01:21:49,458 --> 01:21:51,851 Maybe he'll surprise you - What might surprise you? Are you talking about me? 1486 01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:55,542 You're really attracted to Ella - Shut up 1487 01:21:56,208 --> 01:21:57,999 Okay, bye - See you in the morning 1488 01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,958 Bye - Okay, bye 1489 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:02,582 Is anyone suffering from separation anxiety? 1490 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:04,624 No, but it doesn't feel good 1491 01:22:04,625 --> 01:22:06,708 Yeah, I told you that guy has issues 1492 01:22:06,917 --> 01:22:09,750 I think we all feel a bit lost sometimes, don't we? 1493 01:22:10,042 --> 01:22:12,625 God, you're so smitten 1494 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:16,707 Rub it in more, here I am on my 18th birthday 1495 01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:19,791 In a friendship-only, celibate, nun-like drought 1496 01:22:19,792 --> 01:22:22,583 And still a virgin 1497 01:22:25,833 --> 01:22:26,958 That's not funny 1498 01:22:28,042 --> 01:22:30,083 It's a little funny 1499 01:22:33,750 --> 01:22:35,542 Happy 18th, weirdo 1500 01:22:39,458 --> 01:22:41,375 When you're ready, run and jump 1501 01:22:45,083 --> 01:22:47,749 Much higher than the pictures - Yeah, because it's called the big slide 1502 01:22:47,750 --> 01:22:50,167 - Not the coward's slide - No way I'm doing this 1503 01:22:50,375 --> 01:22:51,542 By the way, where's Jake? 1504 01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:54,916 I don't think he was feeling great, he went to see Brenda yesterday 1505 01:22:54,917 --> 01:22:57,792 Ivy, you're up - Ivy, Ivy, Ivy 1506 01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:01,750 Ropes go here, equipment there 1507 01:23:15,083 --> 01:23:18,208 People think kayaking and canoeing are the same, but they're not 1508 01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:23,500 Kayaking needs a double-bladed paddle, canoeing needs a single-bladed paddle 1509 01:23:23,750 --> 01:23:24,750 Right 1510 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,000 Okay 1511 01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:29,375 Yeah 1512 01:23:35,333 --> 01:23:37,458 Was Jake... 1513 01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:39,500 Serious? 1514 01:23:39,750 --> 01:23:43,083 Did you Google contact lens cases for a few weeks? 1515 01:23:43,583 --> 01:23:45,983 That's a bit embarrassing - I don't think it's embarrassing 1516 01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:50,458 I really like him 1517 01:23:52,292 --> 01:23:53,333 Really? 1518 01:24:00,625 --> 01:24:03,542 That's cool, what knot is this? 1519 01:24:04,083 --> 01:24:05,208 It's a manger tie 1520 01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:07,958 Designed for a cow to bite on 1521 01:24:08,458 --> 01:24:12,042 Wet knots are really hard to undo, but this one's especially resistant 1522 01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:15,375 I was learning different knots and stuff 1523 01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:18,500 This is an easy-release knot 1524 01:24:21,833 --> 01:24:23,375 Want me to teach you? 1525 01:24:23,917 --> 01:24:24,917 Yeah 1526 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:26,083 Okay - Yeah, please 1527 01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:29,832 Make a loop, then grab the side, yeah, around it 1528 01:24:29,833 --> 01:24:30,833 Like this? 1529 01:24:31,667 --> 01:24:33,083 Put it like that, yeah 1530 01:24:33,583 --> 01:24:34,582 God 1531 01:24:34,583 --> 01:24:35,708 That's called a bite 1532 01:24:37,792 --> 01:24:40,499 A loop, in rope language 1533 01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:41,500 Okay 1534 01:24:42,417 --> 01:24:43,417 Like that 1535 01:24:44,333 --> 01:24:45,542 See how tight it is? 1536 01:24:46,583 --> 01:24:48,042 Yeah, it's really tight 1537 01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:49,458 You're really... 1538 01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:51,292 Good with ropes 1539 01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:52,750 Thanks 1540 01:25:02,417 --> 01:25:03,708 Do you... 1541 01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:10,708 Know any other knots that are slower to undo? 1542 01:25:15,417 --> 01:25:17,375 The hardest knot I know is the constrictor knot 1543 01:25:18,375 --> 01:25:19,375 Yeah 1544 01:25:20,417 --> 01:25:23,208 It's really hard to tie, really hard 1545 01:25:58,125 --> 01:25:59,292 "Jake" 1546 01:26:01,458 --> 01:26:04,625 I'm Jake, don't leave a message because I won't listen to it, bye 1547 01:26:08,958 --> 01:26:10,198 I can't believe I'm saying this 1548 01:26:10,417 --> 01:26:12,207 But I'm going to get with Rash Vest 1549 01:26:12,208 --> 01:26:13,916 And I hope he keeps the lead while I do this 1550 01:26:13,917 --> 01:26:17,832 You need to set a deadline - I will 1551 01:26:17,833 --> 01:26:19,917 Ella, read the room 1552 01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:22,540 I went to speak to Patrick 1553 01:26:23,750 --> 01:26:25,083 He'll talk to you when he's back 1554 01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:28,124 He was at the hospital with Jake 1555 01:26:28,125 --> 01:26:29,457 -What? -That's all he said 1556 01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:32,957 He'll be back and talk to you right away - This or this for Rashi? 1557 01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:35,667 I want to embarrass my ancestors - Green 1558 01:26:36,375 --> 01:26:37,375 Okay 1559 01:26:38,042 --> 01:26:40,167 -Did he say anything else? -No 1560 01:26:42,542 --> 01:26:43,542 Why isn't he answering? 1561 01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:45,666 Hello - Hi 1562 01:26:45,667 --> 01:26:48,000 Got a minute? It's about Jake - Yeah, Maisie told me 1563 01:26:52,083 --> 01:26:54,083 Please sit down, girls, thank you 1564 01:26:55,125 --> 01:26:56,500 Okay 1565 01:26:57,833 --> 01:26:58,833 Great 1566 01:27:03,083 --> 01:27:06,333 I'm Jake, don't leave a message because I won't listen to it, bye 1567 01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:11,833 I'm Jake, don't leave a message because I won't listen to it, bye 1568 01:27:24,167 --> 01:27:25,583 I was so worried 1569 01:27:26,750 --> 01:27:27,958 You didn't call me 1570 01:27:28,667 --> 01:27:30,583 -Then Patrick came... -I'm sorry 1571 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:32,333 What happened? 1572 01:27:33,042 --> 01:27:34,375 They took my phone 1573 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:36,833 I'm sorry 1574 01:27:40,875 --> 01:27:41,875 I'm sorry 1575 01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:44,167 That's dramatic 1576 01:27:45,833 --> 01:27:49,500 Turns out if you say you have chest pain 1577 01:27:50,667 --> 01:27:52,542 They send you straight to hospital now 1578 01:27:54,292 --> 01:27:56,000 I thought you weren't coming back 1579 01:27:58,750 --> 01:28:00,333 You can't get rid of me that easily 1580 01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:02,249 Where's Ella? 1581 01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:04,917 In your cabin, getting with Rash Vest 1582 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:10,250 Are you okay, Jake? 1583 01:28:12,542 --> 01:28:13,625 Whenever you're sad 1584 01:28:18,042 --> 01:28:19,292 That's a sacred rule, Ivy 1585 01:28:23,125 --> 01:28:25,667 You weren't lying that day when you said you can't dance 1586 01:28:26,750 --> 01:28:28,550 Looks like the most important move is the hips 1587 01:28:39,625 --> 01:28:41,624 I can't, no, I can't 1588 01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:43,167 Doctor's orders - Coward 1589 01:28:47,542 --> 01:28:48,583 Where are the others? 1590 01:28:48,917 --> 01:28:50,708 I saw them earlier at Patrick's office 1591 01:28:53,250 --> 01:28:55,542 He's going to try and keep them as staff next year 1592 01:28:57,083 --> 01:28:58,582 No - He'll ask you next 1593 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:00,063 They're pulling out of the talent show 1594 01:29:00,625 --> 01:29:02,083 Who's the special guest judge? 1595 01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:05,916 I don't know, they'll bring someone crazy just because they feel sorry for us 1596 01:29:05,917 --> 01:29:08,041 Craig Davis was last year - Really? 1597 01:29:08,042 --> 01:29:09,167 Yeah, he was 1598 01:29:09,833 --> 01:29:11,417 Yeah, he does that old stuff now 1599 01:29:16,167 --> 01:29:18,007 -What? -What are you going to do for it then? 1600 01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:22,375 I was thinking interpretive dance 1601 01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:25,583 I'm serious, Jake, the show tonight, you'll embarrass yourself 1602 01:29:25,833 --> 01:29:28,167 I'll play drums or something 1603 01:29:28,333 --> 01:29:31,500 -Can you play drums? -No, but I'll try, what about you? 1604 01:29:32,292 --> 01:29:33,292 That's a surprise 1605 01:29:35,708 --> 01:29:37,250 Will you be diagnosed live on stage? 1606 01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:39,000 That's so funny 1607 01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:42,000 Why don't you wear the show clothes? 1608 01:29:42,250 --> 01:29:43,082 We're over it 1609 01:29:43,083 --> 01:29:46,500 That's bullshit, you snakes - What are you doing? The woman in black? 1610 01:29:47,042 --> 01:29:48,167 You'll find out later 1611 01:29:48,833 --> 01:29:50,113 Are you sure you want to do this? 1612 01:29:51,792 --> 01:29:53,632 -Are you back? -Did someone order a stripper? 1613 01:29:53,917 --> 01:29:55,500 No way - Hi 1614 01:29:56,208 --> 01:29:57,208 Hey 1615 01:29:57,833 --> 01:30:00,500 Couldn't miss this, right? I escaped the ward for this 1616 01:30:01,875 --> 01:30:03,635 You better clap for me, I'm shaking with fear 1617 01:30:03,708 --> 01:30:05,582 Kill it, we're rooting for you 1618 01:30:05,583 --> 01:30:06,583 Thanks - Yeah 1619 01:30:07,250 --> 01:30:08,249 Good luck - Good luck 1620 01:30:08,250 --> 01:30:09,250 Bye 1621 01:30:11,458 --> 01:30:13,458 -Are your parents coming? -No, I didn't tell them 1622 01:30:16,625 --> 01:30:17,625 Fuck! 1623 01:30:17,708 --> 01:30:20,250 -How did they find out? -Classic Patrick move 1624 01:30:21,667 --> 01:30:24,827 If my act is bad, Bob, I'll have to leave, you know I can't handle embarrassment 1625 01:30:25,250 --> 01:30:27,791 We can't, they've got cancer 1626 01:30:27,792 --> 01:30:32,750 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Camp CRF annual talent show 1627 01:30:32,958 --> 01:30:36,125 We have performances from all campers 1628 01:30:36,458 --> 01:30:40,083 And tonight we have a very special guest judge 1629 01:30:40,292 --> 01:30:42,749 Please welcome to the stage... 1630 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:44,917 Drumroll please 1631 01:30:46,292 --> 01:30:47,833 James Blunt 1632 01:30:48,958 --> 01:30:50,318 Who did Patrick have to suck up to? 1633 01:30:50,708 --> 01:30:51,833 I know 1634 01:30:53,875 --> 01:30:54,875 Yes! 1635 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,042 James Blunt! 1636 01:30:56,375 --> 01:30:58,624 Thank you very much, thank you, thank you 1637 01:30:58,625 --> 01:31:00,292 Yeah, I feel like I'm at my peak 1638 01:31:00,625 --> 01:31:02,185 Next year I'll be doing cruise ship gigs 1639 01:31:14,375 --> 01:31:19,208 "My life is brilliant, my love is pure" 1640 01:31:19,833 --> 01:31:24,083 "I saw an angel, of that I'm sure" 1641 01:31:24,333 --> 01:31:26,542 "She smiled at me on the subway" 1642 01:31:27,458 --> 01:31:29,375 "She was with another man" 1643 01:31:30,292 --> 01:31:32,958 "But I won't lose no sleep on that" 1644 01:31:33,167 --> 01:31:35,792 "'Cause I've got a plan" 1645 01:31:36,667 --> 01:31:41,208 "You're beautiful, you're beautiful" 1646 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:45,000 "You're beautiful, it's true" 1647 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:51,292 "There must be an angel with a smile on her face" 1648 01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:56,042 "When I thought I should stay with you" 1649 01:32:02,083 --> 01:32:06,500 "But it's time to face the truth" 1650 01:32:07,958 --> 01:32:13,042 - "I will never be with you" - Okay, you're next, ready? 1651 01:32:13,917 --> 01:32:15,167 What are you doing after this? 1652 01:32:16,208 --> 01:32:16,875 Sorry? 1653 01:32:17,167 --> 01:32:19,875 You know, after this, you wanna go for a drink? 1654 01:32:22,583 --> 01:32:25,667 I still have to work, yeah, sorry - Yeah, sure 1655 01:32:26,083 --> 01:32:27,083 I'm free 1656 01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:52,500 Yeah, come on 1657 01:32:52,917 --> 01:32:53,917 Come on, Ivy 1658 01:32:54,583 --> 01:32:58,375 "I wake up in the morning and think what did I do?" 1659 01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:02,917 "That was my life but I don't need another" 1660 01:33:03,458 --> 01:33:07,542 "You cut and you follow, you wear those clothes" 1661 01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:11,625 "Why do I feel lonely when you're here?" 1662 01:33:56,042 --> 01:33:57,208 So... 1663 01:33:58,417 --> 01:34:02,749 I think we can both admit that the time I spent here at camp 1664 01:34:02,750 --> 01:34:05,250 Had its ups and downs 1665 01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:08,708 But we're so proud of you 1666 01:34:09,208 --> 01:34:10,208 You're proud of me? 1667 01:34:10,417 --> 01:34:13,500 Yeah, proud of the person you've become 1668 01:34:15,208 --> 01:34:16,208 Okay... 1669 01:34:16,375 --> 01:34:17,375 I'm really grateful 1670 01:34:19,042 --> 01:34:22,208 Here I'm just Ivy, not Ivy with cancer 1671 01:34:26,708 --> 01:34:32,042 So, Ivy, when we lose someone close to us 1672 01:34:32,875 --> 01:34:34,583 Our bodies can go into shock 1673 01:34:35,083 --> 01:34:36,875 Especially when it's unexpected 1674 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,458 But also someone we love 1675 01:34:38,625 --> 01:34:41,625 And there's a thing called bereavement hallucination 1676 01:34:42,083 --> 01:34:47,499 Where we start imagining those who left us 1677 01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:50,917 Because the pain of them not being here is so huge 1678 01:34:51,750 --> 01:34:56,166 Your other friends decided not to take part in the talent show and we understand why 1679 01:34:56,167 --> 01:34:57,958 But we felt like you wanted to 1680 01:34:58,292 --> 01:34:59,666 And it was beautiful 1681 01:34:59,667 --> 01:35:02,167 We wanted to talk to you before you left 1682 01:35:04,958 --> 01:35:06,542 Why is he on the wall? 1683 01:35:08,208 --> 01:35:09,875 Patrick, why is he on the wall? 1684 01:35:10,958 --> 01:35:12,250 Why is he on the wall? 1685 01:35:12,917 --> 01:35:15,208 Ivy, Jake had a heart attack at the hospital 1686 01:35:15,458 --> 01:35:18,417 The chemo weakened his heart 1687 01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:21,833 And I think his body was just too exhausted 1688 01:35:22,083 --> 01:35:25,749 Ivy, he's gone - What do you mean? No, he came back 1689 01:35:25,750 --> 01:35:28,110 We think it's important you leave him here - Mum, tell him 1690 01:35:28,250 --> 01:35:29,458 Ivy, don't... 1691 01:35:29,750 --> 01:35:30,666 Dad 1692 01:35:30,667 --> 01:35:33,208 -Ivy... -Please tell him, please tell him 1693 01:35:33,667 --> 01:35:34,833 Ivy, Ivy... 1694 01:35:35,458 --> 01:35:36,583 He's not coming back 1695 01:35:37,167 --> 01:35:37,707 Sweetheart 1696 01:35:37,708 --> 01:35:41,708 - He went into cardiac arrest, Ivy - No, no, he didn't, no, he didn't 1697 01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:45,120 He's not supposed to be there! Can you take his picture down? Take it down now! 1698 01:35:45,792 --> 01:35:48,374 Take it down, he's not supposed to be there 1699 01:35:48,375 --> 01:35:50,707 - He's not dead - I told you that 1700 01:35:50,708 --> 01:35:53,999 No, stop, stop saying that 1701 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:57,167 Stop, stop, he's not dead 1702 01:36:22,083 --> 01:36:24,583 No! No! No! 1703 01:36:25,625 --> 01:36:26,625 Ivy 1704 01:36:27,750 --> 01:36:28,750 You didn't tell me 1705 01:36:29,083 --> 01:36:30,208 We tried to 1706 01:36:30,500 --> 01:36:32,207 You didn't tell me - We tried to 1707 01:36:32,208 --> 01:36:35,750 You didn't tell me, you didn't tell me 1708 01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:39,292 -Patrick said... -You didn't tell me 1709 01:36:41,833 --> 01:36:42,833 No! 1710 01:36:49,458 --> 01:36:50,458 -No! -I'm sorry 1711 01:37:04,083 --> 01:37:05,083 I'm sorry 1712 01:37:18,917 --> 01:37:19,958 He loved you 1713 01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:27,292 He loved you so much 1714 01:38:08,125 --> 01:38:11,167 "Two weeks later" 1715 01:38:11,542 --> 01:38:13,874 Hey loser, it's me, Ella 1716 01:38:13,875 --> 01:38:18,500 I was thinking about you and I miss you so much 1717 01:38:18,750 --> 01:38:20,417 Did you ever open that box I made you? 1718 01:38:20,583 --> 01:38:21,917 Did you like it? 1719 01:38:22,500 --> 01:38:25,375 Can't wait to see you soon, let me know when, okay? Love you 1720 01:38:28,208 --> 01:38:31,083 You haven't told us much since you got back 1721 01:38:32,375 --> 01:38:33,375 I mean... 1722 01:38:34,625 --> 01:38:38,292 To be fair, I didn't really know what to say to you either 1723 01:38:40,833 --> 01:38:44,083 I feel like I lost someone close to me, Mum, and it's not fair 1724 01:38:45,375 --> 01:38:46,375 I know 1725 01:38:50,667 --> 01:38:52,250 It's strange... 1726 01:38:52,833 --> 01:38:55,000 Sometimes they don't tell you about grief 1727 01:38:56,208 --> 01:38:58,750 That it feels a lot like fear 1728 01:39:00,792 --> 01:39:02,917 Maybe you're not necessarily... 1729 01:39:04,083 --> 01:39:06,417 Feeling scared, or maybe you are but... 1730 01:39:08,083 --> 01:39:10,000 The feelings are similar 1731 01:39:11,125 --> 01:39:11,957 You know what I mean? 1732 01:39:11,958 --> 01:39:14,167 That unsettled feeling in your stomach you get 1733 01:39:15,167 --> 01:39:16,750 The weight of everything 1734 01:39:16,917 --> 01:39:19,666 And I imagine it's hard to take in anything anyone says 1735 01:39:19,667 --> 01:39:21,042 Let alone what I'm saying 1736 01:39:24,083 --> 01:39:25,125 But... 1737 01:39:28,625 --> 01:39:32,583 I didn't lose you, Ivy 1738 01:39:33,333 --> 01:39:38,083 So I didn't grieve the way other mothers had to 1739 01:39:38,458 --> 01:39:42,667 But I grieved for you losing your freedom 1740 01:39:46,375 --> 01:39:48,583 And how you had to grow up so fast 1741 01:39:52,375 --> 01:39:54,958 I know we never met him 1742 01:39:57,167 --> 01:40:01,250 But if he was special to you, then god... 1743 01:40:02,792 --> 01:40:06,000 I'm absolutely certain I know he was really special 1744 01:40:07,917 --> 01:40:10,875 I know some days will be really hard 1745 01:40:12,542 --> 01:40:16,458 But some days you'll wake up and feel a bit better 1746 01:40:16,917 --> 01:40:20,750 Then the next day might be hard again 1747 01:40:21,542 --> 01:40:23,957 But the love you felt for Jake 1748 01:40:23,958 --> 01:40:29,625 God, some people search their whole lives 1749 01:40:29,792 --> 01:40:31,833 For a love like you and Jake had 1750 01:40:34,292 --> 01:40:37,000 This pain you're feeling... you know? 1751 01:40:37,833 --> 01:40:41,375 I promise you, it's all worth it 1752 01:40:42,417 --> 01:40:44,083 Okay? I promise 1753 01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:47,875 It's okay, sweetheart 1754 01:40:53,792 --> 01:40:55,542 We'll have stew instead of tea 1755 01:41:01,708 --> 01:41:03,667 I'll see you downstairs, okay? 1756 01:41:10,125 --> 01:41:12,458 "To my best friend Ivy, with love from Ella" 1757 01:41:12,833 --> 01:41:16,042 "To the worst and best roommate in the world, with love from Ella" 1758 01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:26,208 Hey loser 1759 01:41:26,500 --> 01:41:29,750 I don't let anyone watch this, so I hope you like it 1760 01:41:30,333 --> 01:41:33,042 Great day - First day at this awful place 1761 01:41:33,250 --> 01:41:36,208 This is gonna be the best summer ever - Ever 1762 01:41:36,833 --> 01:41:38,042 Okay, come on then 1763 01:41:38,750 --> 01:41:40,957 Forward to your mum, back to your dad? 1764 01:41:40,958 --> 01:41:42,625 Back to Ivy's dad 1765 01:41:43,042 --> 01:41:44,375 He's fit 1766 01:41:47,458 --> 01:41:49,082 For the people at home 1767 01:41:49,083 --> 01:41:50,083 One point 1768 01:42:11,167 --> 01:42:12,250 I love this so much 1769 01:42:16,417 --> 01:42:18,832 If I wear this I look stupid 1770 01:42:18,833 --> 01:42:19,749 Yeah 1771 01:42:19,750 --> 01:42:21,250 It actually looks like you 1772 01:42:24,292 --> 01:42:25,292 Yeah 1773 01:42:26,708 --> 01:42:29,542 Hello and welcome back to Ella's Explorations 1774 01:42:30,042 --> 01:42:33,500 Today we're at the campfire 1775 01:42:34,625 --> 01:42:36,332 It's a bit cold 1776 01:42:36,333 --> 01:42:37,542 I'm freezing 1777 01:42:39,667 --> 01:42:41,916 Stop filming everything or you'll get sent to prison 1778 01:42:41,917 --> 01:42:42,791 Yeah 1779 01:42:42,792 --> 01:42:45,957 Based on where we're from 1780 01:42:45,958 --> 01:42:49,208 We'll tell them their truth 1781 01:43:11,667 --> 01:43:13,583 It moves on its own 1782 01:43:16,042 --> 01:43:18,722 We're here bringing rays, bringing sunshine, bringing positive vibes 1783 01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:27,875 -Do you like my whip? -I like your whip, baby 1784 01:43:32,417 --> 01:43:37,708 She's flirting with Jake, you know what I mean? 1785 01:43:40,583 --> 01:43:41,624 Does that look weird? 1786 01:43:41,625 --> 01:43:43,082 Any tall guys, can we... 1787 01:43:43,083 --> 01:43:46,083 Hi Mum, I'm having a great time at camp 1788 01:43:47,917 --> 01:43:50,749 This is for Brenda, love you Brenda 1789 01:43:50,750 --> 01:43:52,458 Miss you Brenda 1790 01:43:52,958 --> 01:43:55,167 Brenda, Brenda 1791 01:44:32,167 --> 01:44:34,542 You're going to compete team vs team 1792 01:44:34,750 --> 01:44:39,083 Just so you know, I only compete M vs M 1793 01:44:42,542 --> 01:44:43,583 Run to the hill 1794 01:44:44,667 --> 01:44:46,208 I'm so tired 1795 01:45:15,583 --> 01:45:18,207 I've got one here, I've got one - Hey guys, wait 1796 01:45:18,208 --> 01:45:21,708 Cheers, we were about to toast you 1797 01:45:51,917 --> 01:45:53,208 Oh god!