1 00:00:24,510 --> 00:00:25,910 No. 2 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:09,240 I need to get a message out. 3 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:12,680 I know too much. 4 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,640 They're not going to let us leave. 5 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,940 I'm sending for help. 6 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:20,020 Everything is going to be okay, my little sweetie. 7 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:21,900 I promise it. 8 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:35,000 One day, the truth will be known. 9 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:32,320 Have you gotten into a catapult hoping to be gently and sensibly flown to a 10 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:37,060 destination of your choosing, only to be violently piledrived face-first into the 11 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:38,060 ground? 12 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:42,660 Have you ever sat a big stack of TNT on the road, hoping to blow up your 13 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:46,160 nemesis, but when you press the detonator, the detonator itself 14 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,160 explodes? 15 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:52,040 Have you ever pulled the ripcord of your parachute and only a bunch of silverware 16 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,040 comes out? 17 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:56,760 It's not your fault. 18 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,040 There's probably someone to blame. 19 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,700 We'll be your boys. 20 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:10,760 Avery. June. 21 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:12,680 Maltese. Justin. 22 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,780 Two for Tuesdays. 23 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:10,230 Hey, wreck a ball fast. 24 00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:12,930 I can probably get you $250 for that. 25 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:14,190 See you next week. 26 00:09:16,930 --> 00:09:21,150 Thank you for calling Avery Jones and Maltese. If you've been hit by an anvil, 27 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:25,310 press 1. If you've been electrocuted, press 2. If you've been crushed by a 28 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:26,770 fallen piano, press 3. 29 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:27,849 Good morning. 30 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:28,950 It's almost 3. 31 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:31,970 Good morning, Daddy. 32 00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:34,730 Not now. Do they have the paperwork back up? 33 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:37,190 Again? Sleeping that suit again? Good. 34 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:39,330 I've been waiting for you. 35 00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:43,890 Hi. I have found some catastrophic fires, coincidentally all near match 36 00:09:43,890 --> 00:09:46,930 factories, and I really think it's a great opportunity to help a lot of 37 00:09:46,930 --> 00:09:47,930 people with one thing. 38 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,150 How long is this interview going to take? 39 00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:53,130 Three more months. Just enough time to dig in and make a difference. 40 00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:58,110 You know, you really remind me of when I was fresh out of law school, and I mean 41 00:09:58,110 --> 00:09:59,450 that in the worst possible way. 42 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:01,910 And I don't take that as a compliment. Oh, no, look. 43 00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:06,310 I'm going to do you a favor, because you're my niece, and I want you to have 44 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,310 a happy life. 45 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:09,110 Stop. 46 00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:14,710 At Oxford... I have a feeling I'm going to be hearing that phrase a lot. 47 00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:19,170 At Oxford, they really stress the importance of the law on everyday lives, 48 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:21,890 and all you're really having to do right now is brainstorm ideas for your 49 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:25,690 billboards. Yeah, you're new here, so you don't know that this bio goes right 50 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:26,690 over here. 51 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,380 And that, my friend, is freedom. 52 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:30,580 I really want to pick it up. 53 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:31,719 No, no, no, no, no. 54 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,520 And I really want to file it alphabetically. No, you will not, 55 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:39,140 please. You've got a new client in the conference room. He seems unhinged. Good 56 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,140 luck. 57 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,040 Mr. Coyote? 58 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,300 Coyote? 59 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,720 Okay. 60 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,380 All right, well, uh... How can I help you? 61 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,080 Oh, one of my billboards. 62 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:59,780 Cost a lot of money to put those up. So you've been in an accident? 63 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,160 Do you not talk? 64 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:05,380 Oh, but you have signs. 65 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,680 I don't understand. 66 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,020 All right. 67 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,620 And that must be you? 68 00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:21,420 Who's that? 69 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:44,050 really necessary to do all that, but okay. 70 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:49,570 So it seems like we're talking about some faulty rocket skates that backfired 71 00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:52,450 when you're trying to capture a bird that you have some sort of certain 72 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,450 history with. 73 00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:56,750 So do you have the rocket skates? 74 00:11:58,030 --> 00:12:01,830 Okay, great. So we're going to write in your name as the plaintiff, and we'll 75 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:04,130 say we're asking for, I don't know, $300. 76 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:09,670 And here we'll write in the name of the company that made the skates, let me 77 00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:10,670 guess. 78 00:12:10,849 --> 00:12:15,530 Acne. But there's a way to deal with for a little duck like this. You just drop 79 00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:20,530 your case in a box, lick it, and boom! You're the richest coyote in the 80 00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:24,170 country. All I need is a signature. Or you just want to lick it, that's 81 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:25,170 probably fine too. 82 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:26,630 Wait, 83 00:12:31,530 --> 00:12:33,730 Mr. Coyote? Hey, somebody grab that guy! 84 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,310 Mr. Coyote, look, I just need you to... 85 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,320 Acne stapler? 86 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,740 Yes, that is how staplers work. 87 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:03,000 Okay, I get it. There are problems with acne cartoon products. I see it all the 88 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 time. 89 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,400 I'm surprised. Acne makes my phone and my car. Why would they have to make 90 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:11,380 them? They're just really stuck for cartoons, you know? What's the worst 91 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:14,140 that could really happen? They just have birds whipping around their heads? 92 00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:22,250 Well, doesn't seem that good to me. Hey, this is a run-of-the-mill $300 93 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,330 Rocketscape case. 94 00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:24,550 Your generosity. 95 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:27,230 Ben, doesn't that mean that's a pile of $300 cases? 96 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:28,670 Hey, come on. 97 00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:31,850 Do you know what would happen if we submitted all this stuff as evidence 98 00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:34,610 together? We'd have a giant lawsuit up our hands. 99 00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:35,950 That would be amazing. 100 00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:40,950 And if you could prove a causal connection, I believe the sky's the 101 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:45,390 limit. The sky is not the limit. All right? The limit is, like, right here. 102 00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:47,890 We don't do massive cases. We do quick. 103 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,300 It's easy. 104 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:52,960 Where'd all this stuff go? 105 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:58,080 So, Mr. Coyote, my professional opinion is that this case is worth, you know, a 106 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,200 few hundred dollars, and I can see if they will replace the rockets case. 107 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,680 So I'm going to need you to sign this. 108 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,840 Rude. All right, well, it was nice meeting you. 109 00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,600 Do you mind putting the evidence box in the system? 110 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:15,540 There you go. 111 00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:16,860 It's evidence, please. 112 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,240 What have we got here? 113 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,640 Jeez, someone's shooting for a lock. 114 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,300 Excuse me. 115 00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:50,870 Cartoon product cases go down to the basement. 116 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,770 Governor, we need threats. 117 00:14:57,490 --> 00:14:58,770 They're taking them up to Blackman. 118 00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:00,870 The law's completely on our side here. 119 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:02,730 Because we wrote the law. 120 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,270 Yeah, okay. Ready to catch up. 121 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,550 Maybe straight away on the platform, okay? Oh, it's done. 122 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:16,770 Let's just say the next vacation will be in prison, but I got something else. 123 00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:18,839 Cartoon kids? 124 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,940 Basement? Yes, I think you need to see this one. 125 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:24,780 They're suing us for every acne cartoon product. 126 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,380 Oh. 127 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,500 Pay me the money you owe me, or I'll sue you for breach of contract. 128 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,180 Okay, I gotta go. Call you later, Mom. 129 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,700 Well, well, well. 130 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,540 It isn't our resident hot shot. 131 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,100 What does that mean? 132 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,300 Serving Acme for every one of their cartoon products. 133 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:18,840 Yeah, right. 134 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,240 Do I look like the guy who would take on the biggest corporation in the world? 135 00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:27,220 You're looking at the guy who was taking on the biggest corporation in the world. 136 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:31,720 Channel 4 News has just learned that papers were filed today against the Acme 137 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:36,340 Corporation. Buddy Crane, Acme's chief legal counsel, declined to comment. 138 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,760 How did this happen? 139 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,100 It's okay. It's okay. It's exciting. All eyes on you, baby. Show them what you 140 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:46,220 got. Paige, when we sue Acme for some little thing, nobody even knows we're a 141 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:47,520 tiny item on the grid. 142 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:48,780 But this? 143 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:51,660 This went to Buddy Crane. Who? 144 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:53,460 Buddy Crane? 145 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,880 He's only like the best lawyer in the country. 146 00:16:56,120 --> 00:17:00,180 Okay. He's a law school together, and he is a total machine. 147 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:04,099 Built like an arm. Mine is strong as a tack. 148 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,720 Scrims his fingernails with a switchblade. 149 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,700 You know, I once saw him eat a lobster. 150 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,599 Why eat a lobster? While it was still alive. 151 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,380 I'm not even sure that's legal. 152 00:17:14,819 --> 00:17:17,319 What could I have possibly done to deserve all this? 153 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,680 That piss off a witch? No, no. 154 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:21,020 We can't. 155 00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:23,200 Then how did this happen? 156 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,579 I just tagged up everything that was inside the box. 157 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,500 And I just dropped the box inside. 158 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,200 I've just been working on it for a day. 159 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:35,200 I've been on hold for two hours trying to win tickets to the country Jubilee. 160 00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:50,070 any idea what you've done. 161 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,530 You have put me in such a horrible position. 162 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,110 Hi! 163 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:02,850 This is my old friend, Kenny. 164 00:18:03,090 --> 00:18:04,430 Yeah, it's been a while. 165 00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:09,990 Look at you, shaking things up. Well, not intentionally shaking, really. I 166 00:18:09,990 --> 00:18:14,030 think we should have a face-to-face, don't you? Your face and my face? 167 00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:20,730 Okay, looking forward to it. 168 00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:32,570 From its humble roots as a cartoon animal factory, Acme has become 169 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,590 America's greatest success story. 170 00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:37,850 Acme, I say, Acme is an innovation factory. 171 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,030 We create the impossible. 172 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:44,950 With each new product, we revolutionize industry and the world. 173 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:51,010 We're a company of family values. That value is family of companies. 174 00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:53,010 Hey, 175 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,050 hey. 176 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:57,990 What are you doing here, Taylor? 177 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,690 I need you to listen to me very carefully. Stop. 178 00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:05,210 You're going to follow my lead, right? We're going to tell you this is all just 179 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:09,070 a big misunderstanding, and we're looking to get this out as quickly as 180 00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:13,710 possible. We will not get made explosive. 181 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:18,610 Got it? 182 00:19:22,170 --> 00:19:23,170 Mr. Avery. 183 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,010 Phil Pelican and Mr. 184 00:19:25,650 --> 00:19:27,130 Coyote. I'll take it to Buddy. 185 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,410 So I hear you guys were friends from back in the day, huh? 186 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,950 Yeah, you could say that if you were incorrect. 187 00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:35,510 And look at this guy going closing out to him. 188 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,269 Hey, Buddy. 189 00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:40,270 Look who's here. 190 00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:41,650 Yeah. 191 00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:42,969 This is Mr. 192 00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:44,430 Billboard. How you been, man? 193 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,530 Yeah, very good. 194 00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:49,930 Those are the days, aren't they? Yeah. Harvard Law. 195 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,690 You look... good. 196 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:56,670 Thank you. Have a seat. 197 00:19:56,930 --> 00:20:02,250 Okay. I gotta say, I was a bit surprised to hear a name on a case this size. 198 00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:03,570 Me too. 199 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:06,370 I mean, I'm so sorry about all this. 200 00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:08,390 It's just a big misunderstanding. 201 00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:11,110 Well, we got a really busy day around here. 202 00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:13,290 I would hate to keep you from getting back today. 203 00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:15,390 Whenever it is you do. 204 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,250 Yeah. A lot of stuff, too. 205 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:18,630 Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 206 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:20,930 Oh, my God. 207 00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:27,850 And it seems obvious, but I have to say that acting denies all charges and 208 00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:30,370 accepts no liability or causal connection between Mr. 209 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:34,690 Coyote's colorful injuries and our same-yard, life-enhancing family rots. 210 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:38,810 Yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah. And, you know, much fun is going to be back in 211 00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:39,810 the courtroom with you. 212 00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:42,150 I have time to do what you do best. 213 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:49,290 Settle. Yeah. Um, well, look, thank you so much, and I'm so sorry for taking up 214 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,430 all your time. It was unintentional. 215 00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:59,710 Uh... No, no, wait a minute. 216 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,410 Do you have another copy? 217 00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:03,330 It's a joke. No, no. 218 00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:04,650 It's not funny. 219 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:06,950 Cartoons are supposed to be funny. 220 00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:08,450 Yeah. You want to play the game? 221 00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:09,650 Your time forms have matched. 222 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,800 Oh, and I almost forgot. 223 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,600 We don't validate parking. 224 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,860 Do you know what you can do with $50,000? 225 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,600 Do you have any idea how many burgers you can buy without it? 226 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,820 You know what? Not that it really matters, but I know. Yeah, that's right. 227 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:36,600 I'll quit and go find another lawyer. This is already my personal freaking 228 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,600 nightmare. And I'm not kicking around the kitchen to get any work. 229 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:45,620 Sorry. 230 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:47,380 Motherfucker. 231 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,420 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 232 00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,460 Why didn't you settle? 233 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,400 That's what we do here. We settle. 234 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,080 Dottie, what do we do here? 235 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,239 We settle. 236 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:11,340 Okay, I tried to settle, but he wouldn't let me settle. He's a coyote. We're not 237 00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:12,440 even trial lawyers. 238 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:17,120 I have a miniature golf tournament this weekend, so I don't even know if I'm 239 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,480 going to make it in on Monday. 240 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,540 Plus, trial prep adds up. 241 00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:21,980 Photocopies in this economy. 242 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:25,740 But if we beat Acme, then we can afford a ton of photocopies. We won't beat 243 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:28,160 Acme. Nobody ever has. 244 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:32,380 And nobody ever will. The truth is, even if you quit right now, the firm is 245 00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:35,640 already in the home rag with legal fees. And that's just from today. 246 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,900 I mean, that can close down our door. 247 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:43,220 Look, if we lose, we lose. 248 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,480 If we quit, we really lose. 249 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,300 A lot of money. 250 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:51,700 Look, 251 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,840 we got one true goal for you guys. 252 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,240 It's this. 253 00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:59,050 We can't look like fools, all right? 254 00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:03,670 Our job is not to win this case. Our job is to still be in business when it's 255 00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:04,710 over. That's the spirit. 256 00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:10,210 We'll talk to our lawyers. What do real lawyers do? They would find evidence and 257 00:23:10,210 --> 00:23:11,210 start making a list of witnesses. 258 00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:18,810 The bird. 259 00:23:19,370 --> 00:23:22,690 He did witness every time an acne product malfunctioned. He could 260 00:23:22,690 --> 00:23:23,770 corroborate why the story. 261 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,240 Sure, whatever. 262 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,160 Add the roadrunner to our witness list. 263 00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:28,460 One more thing. 264 00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:30,760 Where is Mr. Coyote going to stay? 265 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,000 All right, don't give me that look. 266 00:23:58,260 --> 00:24:01,300 Yeah, I live in a motel. Okay, I got pool access. 267 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,020 You know, there's no mortgage. 268 00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:04,580 I never have to make my bed. 269 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:09,040 There's an incredible all-you-can-eat seafood buffet around the corner. That's 270 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,020 if you turn that hotel room up and walk. 271 00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:17,140 Hi, Jerry. 272 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:19,220 Yeah? 273 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,600 One minute. 274 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:35,480 Yeah, hi. I need another room for a few nights. Not near me. 275 00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:39,460 He's not a pet. 276 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:41,200 He looks like a pet. 277 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,040 Who rents a separate room for their pets? 278 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:49,320 Come on. I've been living here for almost five years. You know me. No pets. 279 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,740 Okay. You want to do this? Legally speaking, a pet is a domesticated or 280 00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:59,600 tamed animal kept as a companion in or outside an individual's residence. 281 00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:04,600 This is Mr. Coyote. He is my client. He's not my pet nor anyone's pet in the 282 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,460 eyes of the law. And as such, that sign or any rule that accompanies it does not 283 00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:12,100 apply to him. All right? It does not say no animals. And just my unbiased 284 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:14,580 opinion, he may actually have a case against you for discrimination. 285 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:16,720 Yeah. 286 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,400 He's on the road. 287 00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:21,900 It's on you. 288 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,980 All right. Deal. But I would need a full workup of your analysis. 289 00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:27,380 I mean, it's a motel. Plenty of people pee on the road. 290 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,340 Well, where'd he go? 291 00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:23,690 a mouse breaks the sound barrier in guadalajara one week more to catch up 292 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,980 of a psychopath, aren't we? 293 00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:24,640 Watch and learn. 294 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:29,060 So we take the subpoena like so, cover it with copious amounts of birdseed, 295 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,980 Roadrunner eats the birdseed, grabs the subpoena, and boom, he's legally 296 00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:34,380 obligated to show up to court. 297 00:27:34,860 --> 00:27:36,160 Instant Roadrunner trap. 298 00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:44,260 Beep, beep. This is what I got against that thing with you guys. 299 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,820 Is everyone clear on our plan? No. Nah. Yes. 300 00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:57,720 Paige, what's our plan? So we have to prove to the jury that P. Cartoon 5 301 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,780 fought for every accident that Wiley's had over the last year. So we are going 302 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:04,880 to take pictures and we're going to gather evidence and we're going to put 303 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,180 the evidence in little bags and we're going to interview experts and witnesses 304 00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:11,820 and we're going to highlight big books and photocopy documents and we're going 305 00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:15,020 to pound the pavement and we're going to study up and we're going to try to catch 306 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:18,660 a big eyewitness by leaving a nice note. in the desert, and if we follow that 307 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:21,840 plan by the end of this, we'll have enough evidence to take Anthony down. 308 00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:26,360 We really have nothing. 309 00:28:26,780 --> 00:28:30,500 I mean, I kind of assumed that we'd have nothing, but this is nothing. 310 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,160 Judicial Circuit of Albuquerque is now in session. 311 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,240 The Honorable Judge Tropa Grosso presiding. 312 00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:01,020 You may be seated. 313 00:29:31,210 --> 00:29:35,450 My name is Judge Trapagrosso. The name of the case is Coyote v. 314 00:29:35,770 --> 00:29:38,670 Ashley. I am not a loosey-goosey judge. 315 00:29:38,930 --> 00:29:43,130 I am a no-nonsense, no-sizzy-stuff judge. 316 00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:44,710 Is that understood? 317 00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:48,030 Mr. 318 00:29:50,370 --> 00:29:51,370 Crane. 319 00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:14,590 We live in a great country, don't we? 320 00:30:15,090 --> 00:30:18,890 Because it's one that values freedom above all else. You're free to live your 321 00:30:18,890 --> 00:30:20,090 life any way you see fit. 322 00:30:20,510 --> 00:30:21,950 Because it means living in the desert. 323 00:30:23,330 --> 00:30:27,270 Out in the cave, spending your days to never burn. 324 00:30:28,070 --> 00:30:30,690 Much, much faster than you. 325 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:35,350 But that is your right as an American. 326 00:30:36,610 --> 00:30:39,250 But that freedom, it comes with great responsibility. 327 00:30:39,670 --> 00:30:43,070 If you're going to take a missile, For instance, in your glue and candle bar. 328 00:30:43,290 --> 00:30:44,290 Tell them that. 329 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:45,710 That's your choice. 330 00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:49,130 But we expect you to understand that that missile and those handlebars, 331 00:30:49,290 --> 00:30:50,910 they're designed to catch birds. 332 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:58,290 What I will prove to this jury, that man, Wiley Coyote, he is reckless. 333 00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:00,710 And all of his injuries are self-inflicted. 334 00:31:02,470 --> 00:31:04,470 I mean, they won't condemn you or I. 335 00:31:04,770 --> 00:31:06,690 We all know who's responsible. 336 00:31:07,670 --> 00:31:09,270 In the clear desert sky. 337 00:31:09,870 --> 00:31:12,370 I think I just laid an egg. God bless the truth. 338 00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:13,610 God bless the truth. 339 00:31:15,310 --> 00:31:16,670 Damn, that was really good. 340 00:31:17,790 --> 00:31:19,390 Oh, please don't break that down. 341 00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:24,230 And please don't break that down. Don't break that down. 342 00:31:24,490 --> 00:31:25,490 Thank you. 343 00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:27,270 Mr. Avery. 344 00:31:52,429 --> 00:31:56,070 Now, what did the defense say we're going to argue? 345 00:31:57,330 --> 00:31:58,330 Huh? 346 00:31:58,630 --> 00:32:01,950 I mean, I know the answer to it. I know the answer. I'm not asking you a 347 00:32:01,950 --> 00:32:04,250 question. I mean, it is a question. 348 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:08,590 But it's a question that I'm asking to me. Let me start over. 349 00:32:08,830 --> 00:32:09,830 Let me start over. 350 00:32:10,350 --> 00:32:17,270 Okay. So the defense said that we were going to argue 351 00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:19,850 that the products are dangerous. 352 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:26,170 and that acne is negligent in selling them. I do really agree with all that. 353 00:32:26,330 --> 00:32:28,470 Yeah, I mean, it's not fancy, but it's true. 354 00:32:29,870 --> 00:32:31,870 Sorry, one second, please. 355 00:32:33,030 --> 00:32:37,770 Finally, we don't need evidence right now. Mr. Avery. 356 00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:43,910 Okay. Excuse me, Your Honor. My client would like me to show you this defective 357 00:32:43,910 --> 00:32:47,810 acne rocket skate. And as you can see, there's a faulty on switch. 358 00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:09,720 Opening arguments today in Coyote v. Acme. Sources close to the case report 359 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:14,020 that Acme is doing a fantastic job protecting their brand and dignity, 360 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:18,020 while the plaintiff appears hungry and afraid. More after that. 361 00:33:29,470 --> 00:33:30,470 Yeah. Seriously? 362 00:33:32,790 --> 00:33:34,770 It's the TV you're having a problem with. 363 00:33:35,490 --> 00:33:36,490 Okay. 364 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,839 Who's this? 365 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:59,820 I can't tell you. I want to, but I can't. Are you sure you have the right 366 00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:04,760 number? I think I may be able to help you. What? 367 00:34:06,140 --> 00:34:10,239 I have information that could stop acne for good. 368 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,100 Oh my God, you could stop this case? 369 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:22,520 Well, who? 370 00:34:22,540 --> 00:34:26,000 Where do I find him? Write this down. I'm only going to say it once. Okay, 371 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,780 okay. Wrap it up in. Hang on. Hang on. 372 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,060 666 Scary Road Drive. 373 00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:33,239 It doesn't sound like a place I want to go. Look for a jack. 374 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,199 Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 375 00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,400 And they make people disappear. 376 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:41,620 Don't forget that. 377 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:42,880 I won't. 378 00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:45,340 Will I be able to contact you again? 379 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:38,940 Two birds, one stone. What a violent... 380 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:45,560 rock. We both know it would be very, I say, very unpleasant for everyone 381 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:51,240 involved if anything bigger, I say bigger, would become public. 382 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,960 Ah, mysterious colors. So cool. 383 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:11,718 What's up, Doc? 384 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,720 I have information. 385 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,200 Chomp, chomp, chomp. He was, like, chewing on a cracker or something. 386 00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:16,700 Okay. 387 00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:20,080 Well, Matt would think it should be right here. 388 00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:22,460 It's just a wall. 389 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:24,940 Jack? What? 390 00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:26,340 Is there a Jack anywhere? 391 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,960 Wait. 392 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,240 I'm done. 393 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,360 Oh, that kind of Jack. 394 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,180 Somebody's got a sense of humor. 395 00:36:54,850 --> 00:36:56,770 There's the duck, and he is sitting. 396 00:36:57,450 --> 00:36:58,490 Feels a bit easy. 397 00:36:58,930 --> 00:37:00,810 Well, good thing I like you. 398 00:37:02,730 --> 00:37:03,730 Excuse me. 399 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:09,010 Hi, uh, my name is Kevin Avery. This is Paige. I'm a personal injury attorney. 400 00:37:09,430 --> 00:37:11,550 Well, look who decided to show up. 401 00:37:11,770 --> 00:37:15,590 Oh, great. Thank you. I wasn't sure if you knew we were coming. You're a little 402 00:37:15,590 --> 00:37:19,810 late, and you're still wearing that hideous suit. Take your pants off. Right 403 00:37:19,810 --> 00:37:22,470 over there, please. And, um, take a pose. 404 00:37:22,890 --> 00:37:27,570 Uh... No. It's so typical to find news models who say, sit down. 405 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:29,190 Uh. Masquerilla? 406 00:37:29,870 --> 00:37:31,170 We're all right, thank you. 407 00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:35,630 Disrobe and pretend you're thinking. I expect this is going to take a few 408 00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:36,630 hours. 409 00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:41,490 Yeah, um, we had an anonymous caller say that you might have some important 410 00:37:41,490 --> 00:37:45,510 information. Yeah, information that can help us interrogate quicker. 411 00:37:45,990 --> 00:37:46,990 Information? 412 00:37:47,270 --> 00:37:48,270 Yeah. 413 00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:49,550 About acne? 414 00:37:49,730 --> 00:37:50,730 Acne. 415 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:53,840 Uh, yeah. 416 00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:55,760 Acme. Acme? 417 00:37:58,220 --> 00:37:59,220 Acme? 418 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:05,440 After all this, they call me Acme? The world is Acme! Acme? 419 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,600 Wait. 420 00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:09,220 That's all, folks. 421 00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:12,840 Are we the folks? 422 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,660 You think we're gonna get kidnapped? 423 00:39:23,980 --> 00:39:24,980 Held to ransom? 424 00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:03,220 Thank you 425 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,040 That looked speakably dangerous. 426 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,640 And yet he walked in anyway. 427 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,000 What are you doing? 428 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,280 I'm following Willie. 429 00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:47,600 I just look like a loser if I stay out here. 430 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,160 Coming into the tunnel. 431 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,800 that they don't tell you to walk down mysterious tunnels in your fancy class 432 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,800 with your oxygen. 433 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:13,860 But they just encourage it, actually. 434 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,540 Actually, I thought about majoring in mysterious tunnels. 435 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,120 Oh, you did? Yeah, I did. 436 00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:21,660 What have we got here? 437 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,360 Hey! I found a message! 438 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:33,658 What does it say? 439 00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:37,480 It says, Daffy, I'm not sure how long I have... 440 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,020 I hope this message gets to you. 441 00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:54,200 Things have gone awry with Project Sisyphus. 442 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,440 Sisyphus? What is Project Sisyphus? 443 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:05,060 Maxie is watching my every move, and I have a feeling I'm in grave danger. 444 00:42:22,010 --> 00:42:25,730 Please send help. Dr. Lori. 445 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,580 Did I not say I'm speakably dangerous? 446 00:43:02,140 --> 00:43:03,900 Didn't I say those exact words? 447 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,180 I did. Okay. 448 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:07,040 What could this mean? Project Resistance. 449 00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:08,880 I don't know. 450 00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:10,459 I don't know. 451 00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:11,540 Chris? What? 452 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,500 What? What just happened? 453 00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:17,460 What? 454 00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:20,960 What? I need to go on to it. 455 00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:25,020 Okay. So this is Interest-Risk Mythology. 456 00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:29,430 And he was punished by the gods and made to roll a boulder up a hill every day, 457 00:43:29,430 --> 00:43:32,150 but it would just roll right back down for its own. 458 00:43:36,150 --> 00:43:38,610 And it was also at Daphne which came to that. 459 00:43:39,110 --> 00:43:41,370 So what? Because that's not evidence. 460 00:43:41,670 --> 00:43:45,250 None of this is going to help us win the trial. All right, it's all just a waste 461 00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:46,129 of our time. 462 00:43:46,130 --> 00:43:49,830 We have a clan who, no offense, can't read a warning label. 463 00:43:50,150 --> 00:43:53,510 We have piles and piles of stuff that he himself broke. 464 00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:55,500 We have nothing, Paige. 465 00:43:56,980 --> 00:44:00,440 You've been settling Acme cases for years, and you have never stopped to 466 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,800 think and see a pattern. A pattern? Yeah. My clients go boom, and two 467 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,000 seconds later, they're fine. 468 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:07,300 Nobody cares. 469 00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:09,340 So that makes it, okay? 470 00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:12,340 Boom, $100, that's fair? 471 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:16,700 This case can make it, right? This is your opportunity to really show people 472 00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:20,540 what you're capable of. Yeah, but that'll only work if I don't lose. 473 00:44:20,780 --> 00:44:22,340 And why do you assume you're going to lose? 474 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:23,680 Are you kidding? 475 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,760 It is really super easy to lose. 476 00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:28,840 It was better you learn that now. 477 00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:35,320 You know, everyone thought I was crazy for coming here. 478 00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:41,280 But I didn't want to just go to some big law firm and help the rich guys get 479 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,280 richer. 480 00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:47,860 I thought, I thought you were actually still a real lawyer. 481 00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:51,160 Yeah, me too. 482 00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:47,960 So, uh, what is it about the Roadrunner? 483 00:45:52,940 --> 00:45:55,580 There are no words. 484 00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:00,780 What? I envy you, really. 485 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,520 It must be nice. 486 00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:08,220 I used to have that, I'd say. 487 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,480 You know, I was hungry, and I was chasing. 488 00:46:12,490 --> 00:46:15,150 But I didn't like the pressure of having to always win. 489 00:46:15,890 --> 00:46:17,770 I got burnt out on trying. 490 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:20,010 Anyway. 491 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,080 You made it. 492 00:47:31,380 --> 00:47:34,380 Well, you go a long way to make a point. 493 00:49:05,170 --> 00:49:09,530 Uh, yeah, well, Phil's not. Is that going to be a problem? 494 00:49:10,170 --> 00:49:11,830 Wiley, just calm down. 495 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:16,600 The only reason he's doing this case is to catch and kill the Roadrunner during 496 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:17,880 the trial. 497 00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:19,260 That's not good. 498 00:49:19,740 --> 00:49:23,860 It's all just part of the plot. He's using us to put the bird on the witness 499 00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:27,440 stand. If the Roadrunner serves up the court, it'll be chaos. 500 00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:28,780 I'll look like a fool. 501 00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:31,560 If the firm will fold, we'll be mattress salesmen. 502 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,260 That's kind of the meaning to mattress salesmen. 503 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,040 Fine. We'll be garbage men. Come in. 504 00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:40,160 Garbage people. My dad's garbage people. 505 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:53,320 I hate to suggest lying to a dog, but you're going to have to convince him 506 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,180 that the roadrunner will be there. 507 00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:57,880 Great. 508 00:50:01,620 --> 00:50:02,620 I'm already on it. 509 00:51:43,470 --> 00:51:45,870 I was just wondering if a Dr. Laurie's still in here? 510 00:52:11,290 --> 00:52:17,870 owl because he knew how much I loved him. We had 87 years 511 00:52:17,870 --> 00:52:19,990 together. I am grateful. 512 00:52:20,570 --> 00:52:23,230 Um, won't you talk to him when I pass away if you don't mind me asking? 513 00:52:23,530 --> 00:52:25,490 Oh, he's not dead. 514 00:52:26,290 --> 00:52:27,430 He's missing. 515 00:52:27,770 --> 00:52:33,630 He went to work one day with our little bird and I never saw either of them 516 00:52:33,630 --> 00:52:40,220 again. They told me he ran off with his secretary, but I don't think so. His 517 00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:41,880 secretary was a penguin. 518 00:52:43,220 --> 00:52:45,080 What can you tell me about Project Success? 519 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,760 Which day what? 520 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,760 Oh, which day is the roadrunner testified? 521 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,820 Any day now. What? Do you have any particular reason for wanting to catch 522 00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:13,820 up with him? 523 00:53:15,380 --> 00:53:17,120 Okay, well, I'll keep you posted. 524 00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:26,120 I need this roadrunner. 525 00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:27,900 Absolutely. 526 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,280 Why, Leslie? 527 00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:33,080 He's the only one that's seen every time this moron used our product incorrect. 528 00:53:33,780 --> 00:53:34,780 Can I admit? 529 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,200 He's holding a brush. 530 00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:38,560 Go out there and you burn with me. 531 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,560 How hard can it be to catch a bird? 532 00:54:52,430 --> 00:54:55,830 My husband was a head inventor of animated products at Acme. 533 00:54:56,030 --> 00:55:00,410 He was so excited when he got the job. He wanted to make things that really 534 00:55:00,410 --> 00:55:01,530 helped cartoons. 535 00:55:02,110 --> 00:55:03,950 Like the anti-lump pump. 536 00:55:05,350 --> 00:55:07,410 An eraser of stinky lines. 537 00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:11,850 Oh, and this anti-predator spray. 538 00:55:12,110 --> 00:55:17,690 After a while, things changed. 539 00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:20,650 He didn't like what was going on. 540 00:55:20,870 --> 00:55:22,860 And then... He disappeared. 541 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,920 Recently, I've been getting phone calls. 542 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:33,160 Sometimes they hang up, but sometimes... I 543 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:38,120 don't know the man on the telephone. I don't know where my dear husband went. 544 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:43,940 But I know Project Quick-Face is the reason he's gone. 545 00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:19,900 Obviously, we hit a speed bump. 546 00:56:21,260 --> 00:56:22,260 Does it itch? 547 00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:23,420 Yes. 548 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:24,860 But I'm afraid to touch it. 549 00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,020 You eyes and ears out there, what happened? 550 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,360 What did you see? 551 00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:39,960 Well, I cut, I cut. 552 00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:41,300 You cut, you cut. 553 00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:44,880 I don't pay you to tink, you cut. I pay you to talk. I cut. 554 00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:46,380 You talk or you don't talk? 555 00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:49,260 You just said you talked, you talk. I did, I did talk. 556 00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:50,479 What did you do? 557 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:51,480 What did you talk? 558 00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:54,560 A breakdown on the eastern perimeter. 559 00:56:55,060 --> 00:56:57,220 Ultimately, that's where he went off. 560 00:56:57,420 --> 00:57:00,440 That roadrunner is very, very fast. 561 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,080 Step, you gave a bird to get him too close. 562 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:10,260 I just wanted to get that one. I want him to stop digging around. 563 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:12,140 You know what happened to Dr. Glory? 564 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,460 You want the same thing to happen to your granny? No. 565 00:57:23,950 --> 00:57:24,950 Hey, great job, big dog. 566 00:57:25,270 --> 00:57:26,270 Absolutely, sir. 567 00:57:26,430 --> 00:57:27,430 Okay, another word. 568 00:58:14,169 --> 00:58:15,210 Paige? Are you okay? 569 00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:16,450 Oh, I'm totally fine. 570 00:58:16,570 --> 00:58:19,150 I've always kind of wanted to throw a bomb out of the window, but I just never 571 00:58:19,150 --> 00:58:20,150 really went at the right time. 572 00:58:20,290 --> 00:58:21,290 But Dr. 573 00:58:21,370 --> 00:58:25,450 Ward's widow gave me this tape, and I looked into his house and found that 574 00:58:25,450 --> 00:58:26,590 there was something in the background. 575 00:58:30,250 --> 00:58:31,430 That's the guy who called me. 576 00:58:31,690 --> 00:58:33,710 Yeah, I know, but can you hear it? 577 00:58:34,190 --> 00:58:35,470 I wish I could say more. 578 00:58:35,790 --> 00:58:38,650 But Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 579 00:58:40,530 --> 00:58:42,950 Hey, Wiley, is that happening? 580 00:58:43,530 --> 00:58:44,530 That's enough. 581 00:58:45,970 --> 00:58:46,970 Wiley, Wiley, Wiley. 582 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,680 I know this song. From where? 583 00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:11,800 I don't know. It sounds like a TV show or an ad or... Wait. 584 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,600 Albuquerque's annual carrot festival. 585 00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:18,400 Okay. What is that? 586 00:59:18,660 --> 00:59:22,700 A festival of carrots in Albuquerque. It happens every year annually. 587 00:59:43,690 --> 00:59:44,690 Do you know who called me? 588 00:59:45,030 --> 00:59:48,550 Tell them we're from Avery Jones and Maltese. We're from Avery Jones and 589 00:59:48,550 --> 00:59:50,810 Maltese. And show yourself at any time. 590 00:59:52,730 --> 00:59:55,350 So, uh, what is up, Doc? 591 00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:57,250 Who's there? 592 00:59:57,270 --> 01:00:01,190 I'll never tell you, Mac. I'm a creature of the night. A shadow that moves. 593 01:00:01,430 --> 01:00:02,950 You'll never figure out who I am. 594 01:00:03,770 --> 01:00:05,050 Oh, my. 595 01:00:05,330 --> 01:00:06,049 Oh, heaven. 596 01:00:06,050 --> 01:00:08,750 You've seen my face. Don't look at me. I do. 597 01:00:09,470 --> 01:00:10,470 Beautiful. 598 01:00:13,390 --> 01:00:16,490 You've been bumbling and stumbling your way through this case for weeks. 599 01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:18,710 You're lucky you have me on your side. 600 01:00:18,970 --> 01:00:22,410 Hey, you've been followed, got eyes on you, caught by a red light camera, 601 01:00:22,550 --> 01:00:23,550 spotted by a drone. 602 01:00:23,730 --> 01:00:25,790 Have you been bugged? 603 01:00:26,430 --> 01:00:30,530 This is just getting embarrassing now. Look, I got like a million questions for 604 01:00:30,530 --> 01:00:34,290 you. Why didn't you call again? What happened to Dr. Lurie? And what can you 605 01:00:34,290 --> 01:00:35,610 tell us about Project Tesla? 606 01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:39,450 Enough with the questions, Counselor. This calls for a flash. 607 01:00:44,170 --> 01:00:45,149 products, you see. 608 01:00:45,150 --> 01:00:47,510 He built some amazing things. 609 01:00:48,890 --> 01:00:50,910 Essentials, like the hook change machine. 610 01:00:51,810 --> 01:00:57,150 One day, they sent an executive from corporate to oversee things. The guy was 611 01:00:57,150 --> 01:00:58,150 a real good. 612 01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:02,510 Suddenly, there was a lot of secrets. 613 01:01:03,530 --> 01:01:06,530 They called it Project Sisyphus. 614 01:01:07,370 --> 01:01:11,170 Under the new management, the test became increasingly reckless. 615 01:01:14,970 --> 01:01:16,110 What was it all for? 616 01:01:16,390 --> 01:01:18,190 They weren't inventing products for cartoons. 617 01:01:19,590 --> 01:01:22,130 They were using cartoons to invent products. 618 01:01:23,830 --> 01:01:27,850 Dr. Lurie told them this was wrong and that their tests were harmful to 619 01:01:27,850 --> 01:01:31,390 cartoons. He pleaded with them to put an end to it. 620 01:01:31,590 --> 01:01:35,350 But instead, he put an end to him. 621 01:01:36,590 --> 01:01:39,810 Everyone who worked on Project Fisherman designed a mission. 622 01:01:44,430 --> 01:01:46,310 And when did the program end? Don't you see? 623 01:01:46,590 --> 01:01:48,570 It never ended. It evolved. 624 01:01:49,790 --> 01:01:54,830 Instead of testing dangerous products in the lab, they let them out into the real 625 01:01:54,830 --> 01:01:55,830 world. Yes. 626 01:01:56,130 --> 01:01:59,470 Wiley's rocket skates, they were designed to backfire. 627 01:01:59,710 --> 01:02:03,710 Now you're getting it. The more something breaks, the more a cartoon 628 01:02:03,710 --> 01:02:07,430 gets hurt, the more data to make better acne products for humans. 629 01:02:08,290 --> 01:02:09,310 Exactly, exactly. 630 01:02:09,870 --> 01:02:13,690 Wiley, you're what they call a high-usage user. 631 01:02:14,220 --> 01:02:20,640 They let you boom and splat and bang for years and years, knowing full well the 632 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:24,360 toll. When you testify to this in court, the world needs to hear this. 633 01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:27,680 No, no, no. You need someone on the inside to spill the beans. 634 01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:32,820 Get the head of PR at Acme to testify. He's a master of spin. His name is... 635 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,000 No one can get through that door. 636 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:29,140 Any added security is great. 637 01:03:36,220 --> 01:03:39,060 Would you tell us your role in Acme, for the record? 638 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,160 Okay, 639 01:03:45,620 --> 01:03:49,860 great. If there's anything wrong, we'll get him out of here. Done. And what does 640 01:03:49,860 --> 01:03:52,780 your role as PR representative entail? 641 01:03:58,030 --> 01:04:04,930 So you have authority to speak for Acme. What can 642 01:04:04,930 --> 01:04:08,730 you tell us about Project Sisyphus? 643 01:04:10,630 --> 01:04:11,630 Mr. 644 01:04:13,630 --> 01:04:19,370 Devil, what is Project Sisyphus? May I remind you, you are under oath. 645 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:33,560 approach the bench. 646 01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:40,580 The tape is turning my courtroom into a circus. 647 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,780 They just ejected my witness. 648 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:44,160 We don't know that. 649 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:50,620 Good morning. 650 01:04:51,020 --> 01:04:54,380 I'd like to file a motion to exclude all evidence submitted by the prosecution. 651 01:04:54,820 --> 01:04:58,440 Stay in the original pair of rocks. Motion granted. 652 01:04:58,900 --> 01:04:59,900 Are you kidding? 653 01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:03,380 Thank you, Your Honor. Now the response I'd like to file is only for dismissal 654 01:05:03,380 --> 01:05:04,540 due to lack of evidence. 655 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:05,840 Motion granted. 656 01:05:05,980 --> 01:05:07,300 I'm passed by this vote. 657 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,200 You're not allowed to say that. 658 01:05:09,540 --> 01:05:13,340 That's the beauty of being a judge. I can say whatever I want. 659 01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:14,640 Missed trial. 660 01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:17,140 There, I say, case dismissed. 661 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:19,460 Case dismissed. 662 01:05:36,750 --> 01:05:37,750 But it was not a surprise. 663 01:05:38,010 --> 01:05:43,110 The Acme Corporation has knowingly been putting dangerous products into the 664 01:05:43,110 --> 01:05:45,030 hands of cartoons for decades. 665 01:05:45,490 --> 01:05:49,490 Acme has gone to great lengths to cover up an insidious plot that they call 666 01:05:49,490 --> 01:05:54,750 Project Sisyphus. They have threatened the safety of myself and my clients. 667 01:05:54,970 --> 01:05:59,710 Look, bongs, boulders, pianos, they will stop at nothing. 668 01:06:00,850 --> 01:06:04,970 Myself and my associates, we will keep fighting. 669 01:06:06,430 --> 01:06:09,190 These companies think they can do whatever they want and get away with all 670 01:06:09,190 --> 01:06:10,490 of it. Because they do. 671 01:06:11,090 --> 01:06:12,150 We're sick of it. 672 01:06:12,370 --> 01:06:13,710 And it stops now. 673 01:06:13,990 --> 01:06:20,210 We're getting ready to launch a... Excuse 674 01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:26,510 me. Excuse me. Excuse me. More chaos in court today after the Acme trial was 675 01:06:26,510 --> 01:06:29,670 dismissed by the very fair and honorable Judge Trocobroto. 676 01:06:30,070 --> 01:06:33,730 The plaintiffs made their objections known by wrestling a six-foot cartoon 677 01:06:33,730 --> 01:06:35,330 rocket. It's all good. 678 01:06:35,870 --> 01:06:36,990 Nothing to see here. 679 01:06:51,670 --> 01:06:52,370 Hey 680 01:06:52,370 --> 01:06:58,810 Paige. 681 01:06:59,110 --> 01:07:00,150 Have you seen? 682 01:07:00,550 --> 01:07:01,550 What? 683 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:07,860 What? They like my speech? 684 01:07:08,220 --> 01:07:11,700 Well, and the car building, I think, is a part of it. 685 01:07:12,460 --> 01:07:13,680 Mr. Avery! Mr. Avery! 686 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:14,960 Mr. Avery! 687 01:07:15,180 --> 01:07:16,138 Mr. Avery! 688 01:07:16,140 --> 01:07:19,520 Mr. Avery! Mr. Avery! Any comment on Congress agreeing to hear your case? 689 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,300 Uh, uh, Congress? 690 01:07:21,740 --> 01:07:23,660 Docs on Soghorn and Lakehorn agreeing to testify. 691 01:07:24,060 --> 01:07:27,620 Did you say Congress? There's putting acne under the microscope. You're going 692 01:07:27,620 --> 01:07:28,439 to D.C. 693 01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:33,380 We're going to D.C.? We're going to D.C.? Uh... 694 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,740 Okay, well, uh, no comment. 695 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,100 Okay, thank you. 696 01:07:42,260 --> 01:07:44,580 Hey, where are you going? 697 01:07:46,220 --> 01:07:48,580 What? Wally, no, you can't go. 698 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:52,840 I need you in D.C. I mean, this is the big showdown. If you ever show up, 699 01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:53,879 there's no hearing. 700 01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:55,720 This whole thing will have been for nothing. 701 01:07:57,780 --> 01:07:59,440 Is that a rubber, and I'll be there? 702 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:03,040 Yeah, of course. 703 01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:04,180 He'll be there. 704 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:05,360 He's coming. 705 01:08:05,580 --> 01:08:07,160 I promise. 706 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:09,620 So come on. 707 01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:11,100 What do you say? 708 01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:13,880 The whole world will be watching. 709 01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:15,880 He'll be there. 710 01:08:46,410 --> 01:08:50,670 The case of routine product malfunction has turned into a David versus Goliath 711 01:08:50,670 --> 01:08:54,529 tale as old as time. I'd like to wish our furry little friend good luck in D 712 01:08:54,529 --> 01:08:58,510 .C. We're Ruth and Boya Wiley, and we always were, from day one. 713 01:09:26,180 --> 01:09:27,180 I'm sorry about that. 714 01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,380 Please be quiet. 715 01:10:01,140 --> 01:10:02,920 Wiley, please be quiet. 716 01:10:05,420 --> 01:10:09,420 Look, I promise you what I have to do is more important than what you have to do. 717 01:10:19,900 --> 01:10:21,180 There's been a change of plans. 718 01:10:28,470 --> 01:10:30,110 He couldn't make it, all right? 719 01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:41,470 Okay, fine. 720 01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:45,070 Do you think I would drag the roadrunner out here so you could destroy me in 721 01:10:45,070 --> 01:10:46,090 front of the entire world? 722 01:10:46,490 --> 01:10:49,530 Yeah, I know you just wanted him in that courtroom so you could catch him and eat 723 01:10:49,530 --> 01:10:51,250 him. Why would I help you do that? 724 01:10:53,130 --> 01:10:54,610 Okay, yeah, I lied. 725 01:10:54,910 --> 01:10:55,789 I lied. 726 01:10:55,790 --> 01:10:57,410 I needed you to stay with this case. 727 01:10:57,630 --> 01:10:59,830 But you know what? You lied to me. 728 01:11:00,210 --> 01:11:04,850 Huh? You misled me. You made me think that this case was about them. 729 01:11:05,090 --> 01:11:06,090 And it is. 730 01:11:06,310 --> 01:11:09,930 You know, this is way bigger than the Roadrunner. Did you not even process 731 01:11:09,930 --> 01:11:14,390 what the rabbit said? You're a high-usage user. I mean, look at all 732 01:11:14,390 --> 01:11:15,129 this stuff. 733 01:11:15,130 --> 01:11:16,130 You're addicted. 734 01:11:16,590 --> 01:11:21,850 Every explosion, every time you fell to the bottom of a canyon, Acme wanted 735 01:11:21,850 --> 01:11:25,330 that. You know, I changed around my whole life for you. 736 01:11:25,630 --> 01:11:29,890 My entire routine is probably all going to blow up in my face because you wanted 737 01:11:29,890 --> 01:11:30,890 a drumstick. 738 01:11:32,270 --> 01:11:37,870 Oh, myself? You have only cared about your plan this entire time. Oh, the 739 01:11:37,870 --> 01:11:40,570 roadrunner. The roadrunner. So sick of this roadrunner. 740 01:11:41,170 --> 01:11:43,250 You're never going to catch him. 741 01:11:46,690 --> 01:11:47,690 Okay? 742 01:11:48,710 --> 01:11:50,990 You really aren't. 743 01:11:51,870 --> 01:11:52,910 Stop crying. 744 01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:08,320 I have to tell you this right before the hearing, but we spent every last cent on 745 01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:09,320 this trial. 746 01:12:10,340 --> 01:12:11,259 We're out of money. 747 01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:16,040 So what does that mean? It means, unless there's some kind of miracle, there's 748 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,100 not going to be a firm to come back to. 749 01:12:17,980 --> 01:12:21,260 I made you guys appointments to donate plasma next week. 750 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:22,880 I can't go. 751 01:12:24,420 --> 01:12:26,060 I don't want to put this kind of pressure on you. 752 01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:27,320 We just thought you should know. 753 01:16:24,300 --> 01:16:25,300 What is the holdup? 754 01:16:43,420 --> 01:16:44,900 I get a rough night, huh? 755 01:16:46,180 --> 01:16:48,760 Oh, thanks for your believable concern. 756 01:16:49,060 --> 01:16:52,140 Come on. You really want to go out there? I mean... 757 01:16:53,390 --> 01:16:54,450 You know what came with it? 758 01:16:55,470 --> 01:16:56,470 Shit. 759 01:17:00,670 --> 01:17:01,549 What is this? 760 01:17:01,550 --> 01:17:02,790 A third of the evil eye. 761 01:17:03,310 --> 01:17:04,310 Fable of possibility. 762 01:17:06,370 --> 01:17:07,370 That's no fun test. 763 01:17:08,110 --> 01:17:09,750 That is under the table. That's for you. 764 01:17:09,990 --> 01:17:11,570 All I gotta do is walk out this door right now. 765 01:17:11,910 --> 01:17:12,910 I mean, come on. 766 01:17:13,650 --> 01:17:16,790 Really? Well, I'll just keep doing the same thing over and over again. Try, 767 01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:18,330 fail, try, fail. 768 01:17:19,370 --> 01:17:20,370 Expecting a different result. 769 01:17:49,450 --> 01:17:50,450 You look like a sentence. 770 01:17:50,830 --> 01:17:51,830 Is Wiley here? 771 01:17:51,890 --> 01:17:52,769 Is that with you? 772 01:17:52,770 --> 01:17:56,510 I haven't seen him since we were 80 miles an hour on the highway strapped to 773 01:17:56,510 --> 01:17:57,510 a refrigerator. 774 01:17:57,630 --> 01:18:00,610 What the hell? I thought you guys were in a hotel next to me. It feels a little 775 01:18:00,610 --> 01:18:01,610 shabby. 776 01:18:01,630 --> 01:18:02,830 I'm really screwed up. 777 01:18:03,610 --> 01:18:06,670 You know, if the roadrunner is not coming, he knows I lied. 778 01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:09,430 Well, I'm sorry. 779 01:18:09,890 --> 01:18:12,650 I should have been honest with him. It seemed easier. 780 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:20,540 Mr. Avery, thank you for joining us today. We are here to determine whether 781 01:18:20,540 --> 01:18:23,520 an acne product are in danger at this time. 782 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,360 Where was your client? 783 01:18:27,020 --> 01:18:30,380 I'm not entirely sure to be honest. 784 01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:35,280 Clear the flood. Dr. Mr. Coyote hasn't deemed it necessary to break us from the 785 01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:38,940 present, but the scheduled time should tell you all you need to know about the 786 01:18:38,940 --> 01:18:39,940 cat. 787 01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:42,500 I think this does tell us a lot. 788 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:49,520 But... My client has a long history with Acme. He's been using their products for 789 01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:55,320 decades. Why is that? Is it so dangerous? 790 01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:58,260 He doesn't have a choice, really. 791 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:03,280 Acme is a monopoly over all the tools required for Mr. Coyote's work. 792 01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:04,500 His work? 793 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:07,940 I have here that he's unemployed and living in a cave. 794 01:19:12,220 --> 01:19:13,220 It's a fact. 795 01:19:15,629 --> 01:19:20,250 Pursuant to Sylvester B. Gonzalez, chased by Predator is a legal occupation 796 01:19:20,250 --> 01:19:21,250 under the law. 797 01:19:21,990 --> 01:19:25,230 He may not get a salary, but he worked. 798 01:19:25,730 --> 01:19:29,530 In fact, he's one of the most hard-working people I've ever met. 799 01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:31,390 He's brave. 800 01:19:32,470 --> 01:19:36,810 He will walk out onto the tiniest rope over the largest canyon. 801 01:19:37,030 --> 01:19:41,570 He'll straddle a rocket that he's glued handlebars to without batting an eye. 802 01:19:47,759 --> 01:19:54,480 But when Mr. Coyote first walked into my office, I was the laziest 803 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:55,680 person you could ever imagine. 804 01:19:56,260 --> 01:19:59,940 And I didn't want to work. I didn't want to try anything. 805 01:20:00,740 --> 01:20:04,060 Because deep down, I didn't want to fail. 806 01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:06,600 But he's not afraid of that. 807 01:20:07,540 --> 01:20:11,900 No matter what happens, he picks himself up. He tries again. 808 01:20:12,540 --> 01:20:14,680 And again, and again, and again. 809 01:20:14,900 --> 01:20:17,540 He would never think of quitting. 810 01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:22,460 He wakes up every morning with purpose and with hope. 811 01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:26,240 And I think everyone should be inspired by that. 812 01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:07,740 I've been studying this guy in interviews. 813 01:21:08,020 --> 01:21:09,700 He's a blowhard. Huge ego. 814 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:10,920 Here I am, son. 815 01:21:12,300 --> 01:21:14,300 Alright, then. I can work with that. 816 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:35,920 Mr. Legorg, are you aware of the ACME program known as Project Sisyphus? 817 01:21:36,180 --> 01:21:38,720 I am familiar with the name. 818 01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:44,180 Okay. And how would you explain the type of program that it is to this committee? 819 01:21:44,620 --> 01:21:46,260 Well, it's one of research and development. 820 01:21:46,820 --> 01:21:51,220 Great. So you're constantly innovating your cartoon product line to make it 821 01:21:51,220 --> 01:21:52,520 better? Yes, sir. 822 01:21:52,740 --> 01:21:57,600 Okay. That makes sense. But if you're studying these products so closely, why 823 01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:59,020 are they malfunctioning so frequently? 824 01:21:59,530 --> 01:22:01,070 That sounds like something you might tinker with. 825 01:22:01,370 --> 01:22:04,250 Well, son, business is complex. 826 01:22:05,430 --> 01:22:09,950 Okay, now, does any of the information that you get from Project Sisyphus go 827 01:22:09,950 --> 01:22:14,830 into developing the human line? Sure. Sure. Okay, so you admit it. He just 828 01:22:14,830 --> 01:22:18,170 admitted it. Did you hear that? He admitted it. You're intentionally giving 829 01:22:18,170 --> 01:22:22,210 dangerous products to cartoons, willfully causing pain to millions in 830 01:22:22,210 --> 01:22:23,210 this process? 831 01:22:30,830 --> 01:22:33,050 You think progress isn't worth a little pain? 832 01:22:33,370 --> 01:22:34,770 A little discomfort? 833 01:22:35,630 --> 01:22:36,930 It is, son. 834 01:22:37,150 --> 01:22:39,030 It always has been. 835 01:22:39,730 --> 01:22:43,910 Besides, nothing we've done today or any other day is illegal. 836 01:22:44,410 --> 01:22:46,310 Isn't that right, Mr. Craig? 837 01:22:47,530 --> 01:22:48,530 Absolutely. 838 01:22:48,890 --> 01:22:52,890 Absolutely. The law is completely on our side here, and so is popular opinion. 839 01:22:53,430 --> 01:22:55,570 Thank you, Mr. Craig. 840 01:22:55,830 --> 01:22:58,990 And another thing. Take a seat, son. 841 01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:04,020 I'm... Asking the questions here. Take a seat, son. 842 01:23:06,620 --> 01:23:09,060 There's nothing cuter than this prosecutor. 843 01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:18,840 I am reminded of my days as a little rooster on the poultry farm where I 844 01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:20,760 learned a valuable lesson. 845 01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:24,360 Cartoons are resilient. 846 01:23:25,940 --> 01:23:29,060 Hit it with a mallet. Throw us off a cliff. 847 01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:30,600 We can take it. 848 01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:38,120 Speaking of the cartoon, I think it could even be a little bit funny. Am I 849 01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:39,120 right? 850 01:23:46,420 --> 01:23:49,580 So what's a little pain for the greater good? 851 01:23:50,020 --> 01:23:53,960 Pain is a part of life. And it's valuable. 852 01:23:55,150 --> 01:23:58,390 that comfortable rubber in those shoes there, don't you, son? 853 01:23:58,610 --> 01:23:59,810 Well, that's duty-free. 854 01:24:00,050 --> 01:24:06,330 We developed it by bouncing it one million times off the face of a cartoon. 855 01:24:07,030 --> 01:24:11,170 Those tornado pills became jet propellers. 856 01:24:11,430 --> 01:24:13,770 That high-speed tonic got us to the moon. 857 01:24:14,310 --> 01:24:19,710 So, yes, yes, our cartoon products sometimes do explode. 858 01:24:20,170 --> 01:24:22,970 Sometimes they do backfire. 859 01:24:23,990 --> 01:24:29,950 Sometimes... They push the boundaries of gravity and science. 860 01:24:30,330 --> 01:24:35,230 But do you all want to live in a world without new, without progress? 861 01:24:36,170 --> 01:24:38,550 Now, what is it you always say, Mr. Crane? 862 01:24:39,150 --> 01:24:42,690 Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. 863 01:24:44,730 --> 01:24:45,730 Well, that's right. 864 01:24:47,710 --> 01:24:50,730 And in this case, if that egg is of low life. 865 01:24:51,290 --> 01:24:55,670 Can you blow a desert dog with no connections, no family, no friends? I'm 866 01:24:55,670 --> 01:24:58,270 sorry, but so be it. No arms, no bow. 867 01:24:58,770 --> 01:25:03,110 That is not an accurate depiction of my client. Well, I was under the impression 868 01:25:03,110 --> 01:25:08,150 that no one would speak on his behalf apart from his lawyer. Is there anyone 869 01:25:08,150 --> 01:25:12,270 in the whole wide world who cares what happens to the coyote? 870 01:25:48,620 --> 01:25:54,680 Mr. Runner, we will be asking you a series of yes or no questions. Two beeps 871 01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:58,040 for yes, one beep for no. Do you understand? 872 01:25:59,380 --> 01:26:06,280 Are you a 873 01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:07,280 bird? 874 01:26:07,340 --> 01:26:09,660 Are you easy to catch? 875 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:12,040 Okay, good. 876 01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:17,700 Are you familiar with a Mr. Wile E. Coyote? 877 01:26:18,010 --> 01:26:24,650 Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote using any acne products 878 01:26:24,650 --> 01:26:27,290 while in your presence in the desert? 879 01:26:29,330 --> 01:26:35,690 Have those products always failed? 880 01:26:37,670 --> 01:26:38,670 Mr. 881 01:26:41,670 --> 01:26:45,610 Runner, have you been a witness to Mr. Coyote's pain and suffering? 882 01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:03,540 Would you call him a friend? 883 01:27:08,400 --> 01:27:09,400 Well, 884 01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:13,060 thank you, Mr. Runner. Thank you for coming here today. 885 01:27:13,540 --> 01:27:16,200 Did you have something additional you'd like to say? 886 01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:20,100 All right. The floor is yours to add to the record. 887 01:27:56,280 --> 01:27:57,360 Mr. 888 01:27:59,060 --> 01:28:00,840 Avery, I must admit... 889 01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:03,100 I am very, very moved. 890 01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:11,140 However, you have offered no proof of Acme's culpability other than the pain 891 01:28:11,140 --> 01:28:13,340 and suffering of this one singular coyote. 892 01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:18,340 Therefore, as much as it pains me, you leave me no other choice. 893 01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:22,640 All in agreement to dismiss this investigation, day on. 894 01:28:38,090 --> 01:28:39,090 hard feelings, boys. 895 01:28:39,270 --> 01:28:42,630 It's a tough world out there. Better luck next time. 896 01:28:43,030 --> 01:28:44,950 I think those are the birds you're looking for. 897 01:28:47,830 --> 01:28:50,130 Go for it. 898 01:30:09,810 --> 01:30:10,970 Well, 899 01:30:17,590 --> 01:30:19,130 we tried. 900 01:30:19,810 --> 01:30:21,250 We tried. 901 01:30:21,530 --> 01:30:25,350 And thank you both for pushing me. 902 01:30:30,670 --> 01:30:31,670 What the hell is that? 903 01:31:00,940 --> 01:31:02,080 don't want us to act mean. 904 01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:06,340 Even after how poorly you did, they helped you. 905 01:31:07,220 --> 01:31:08,220 Hey, 906 01:31:10,320 --> 01:31:15,540 can you believe that? Oh, something from your office apparently is very 907 01:31:15,540 --> 01:31:17,100 important. Here you go. 908 01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:29,420 Hey, Counselor, you put up a good fight at Congress, but nothing says guilty. 909 01:31:29,950 --> 01:31:31,810 better than some cold, hot evidence. 910 01:31:32,610 --> 01:31:37,170 Here's a gift from yours truly from inside the door, director. 911 01:31:38,170 --> 01:31:39,170 What's that? 912 01:31:39,550 --> 01:31:41,810 About five years' worth of cases. 913 01:31:42,850 --> 01:31:45,210 And we got our work cut out for us. 914 01:31:46,030 --> 01:31:49,310 Shocking new development in the unfolding acne case today. 915 01:31:49,820 --> 01:31:54,160 Newly leaked footage from Project Sisyphus triggered a pre-dawn raid on 916 01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:58,900 company headquarters that quickly led to the arrest of Buddy Crane, Acme's chief 917 01:31:58,900 --> 01:32:04,320 legal counsel, and CBO Foghorn Leghorn for their participation in the alleged 918 01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:07,180 misconduct. I'm a cage-free rooster! 919 01:32:07,460 --> 01:32:12,400 Also at the scene, investigators rescued Dr. Peter Lorre, an Acme scientist who 920 01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:14,320 went missing over 30 years ago. 921 01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:18,920 His upcoming testimony regarding Project Sisyphus promises to bring the truth. 922 01:32:19,450 --> 01:32:20,450 the writings. 923 01:32:51,110 --> 01:32:52,110 Don't be a stranger. 924 01:34:07,539 --> 01:34:09,040 Well, sky's the limit. 925 01:34:10,480 --> 01:34:11,480 Sky's the limit. 926 01:34:39,530 --> 01:34:42,330 Thank you.