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Hey,

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you two.

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How are the wedding plans coming? They
would be going great if Randy would just

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shut up and let me make the decisions.
She's trying to make all the decisions

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and not just the wedding.

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Why won't you even talk about kids? We
could adopt.

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You want a kid?

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Okay.

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Fine.

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Oh, look, it's a boy.

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And when you hold him, remember to
support that head.

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Because you don't want that thing to
snap off and fall on your foot.

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Okay, so what is the problem with the
wedding?

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Oh, he wants to have a big, fancy
ceremony, and I just want to do it in a

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courthouse.

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But not the Van Nuys Courthouse.

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There's a judge there who thinks I'm in
a wheelchair.

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Benny, if I'm only going to do this
once, I want to do it right.

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I had my heart set on a proper church
wedding with a pastor and a fiddle band

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and my beloved dressed in white.

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You know, it's a little late for me to
be wearing white.

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It was almost too late for me to wear
white to my own confirmation.

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Grandma, you should have a big wedding.

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That's what I'm going to do.

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It's going to be on a cliff overlooking
the ocean at sunset.

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And as soon as I say I do, a hundred
white doves are going to go flying into

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air.

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No.

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Carmen, your wedding's going to be in
the backyard.

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The only thing flying is going to be
Aunt Sylvia.

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All drunk, she's going to come back from
the bathroom with her dress tucked in

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her pantyhose. May I look at her?
Anyone's looking at me.

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I still got it. They're jealous.

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Babe, I can only compromise so much. I
mean, you got to give me something here.

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Yeah, Mom, give him something.

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This guy loves you.

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He just wanted to spend the rest of his
life with you.

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He's seen you in the morning, Mom, and
he's still here. Honor that.

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If anybody makes fun of what I'm about
to say, they're going to be picking up

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their teeth from the floor.

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Randy, you know, I don't feel
comfortable showing my emotions in front

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people.

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But if you need for me to say I love
you...

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In front of the whole world, and you can
just invite the whole world to that

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wedding because I want you to be happy.

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Oh?

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I warned you, sister. You may be hard
and crunchy on the outside, but

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I love your sweet nougat -y center.

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You know, a real wedding means someone
needs a real bridal shower.

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Forget the shower.

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Hey, if Randy is going to have a
bachelor party, I want a bachelorette

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If something's going to be shaking in
his face, I want something shaking in

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mine.

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You're a lucky, lucky man.

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Listen, about the bachelor party,
George, I don't want one like Benny's.

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clean, okay?

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I don't like having my car started if
I'm not going to drive it anywhere.

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I think it's so sweet that Randy wants a
clean bachelor party.

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Are you kidding?

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When a guy comes to you and says he
wants a clean bachelor party, it's your

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to make it as wild and as nasty as
possible.

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How wild and nasty are we talking?

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Well, come on. That's just not for me.
It's for Randy.

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You're the only one who starts my car,
baby.

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And sometimes I start it when you're out
of town to make sure it's still

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running.

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So your mom's really tying the knot,
huh?

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Where's she registered? The Museum of
Natural History?

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That's a horrible thing to say, Gina.

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Oh, but that's going to get a huge laugh
at the reception.

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Hey, Ernie, you still coming to Randy's
bachelor party? I don't know, George.

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Those things are usually crude and
disgusting.

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If they're planned right.

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Well, don't get your hopes up.

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Randy's serious about me keeping it
clean.

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Well, then you got to make it funny.

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Get him like an old lady stripper, you
know, as a joke.

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That's the joke he's got to see every
night with my mom.

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But you know what?

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I like it. Yeah, now all we got to do is
find an older woman willing to take her

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clothes off.

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I'll do it.

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I don't know, Gina, are you sure you
want the guys from work to see you that

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way? Hey, I work out two hours a day. I
do yoga.

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I didn't spend seven grand on laser
surgery not to prod it out every once in

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while.

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I don't know, Jean. I mean, I'm your
manager. Are we crossing some kind of

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here? Oh, look.

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I'll do boots, bikini, and paste.

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Oh, don't get hurt. Okay.

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I'll call you with the details.

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Hey, George.

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Who's finding out the house?

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Look, somebody's hair grew back during
the coma.

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Yeah, I just wish I could see it.

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That accident left me a little blind.

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Man, how bad is it?

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Well, I know you're waving your hands in
front of my face.

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So you can see movement.

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No, no, everyone does this.

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I'm so sorry, Amy. No, no, no, it's
okay. The doctors aren't sure it's

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permanent. They say the next 20 years
are just really crucial.

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We don't abandon our own around here.

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If you need someone to read you the want
ads out loud... Hey, just because I'm

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blind doesn't mean I can't do my old
job, okay?

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All I did while I was in rehab was
visualize working on my machine.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some
airplane parts to make.

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my machine, huh?

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No, it's me, Ernie.

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All right, everybody, back to work.

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Hey, Amy, why don't we talk about your
job in my office, okay? Okay, well, let

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me just put my backpack back in my
locker.

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Randy, Randy?

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Randy, can you, uh, can you help me back
to my locker?

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How'd you know I was here?

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Well, since I lost my sight, my senses
have been kind of heightened.

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I smell you're chewing tobacco again.

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Someone in here is wearing way too much
collude.

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How have you been?

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Good. Sorry about your accident.

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I'm sorry about what happened before the
accident.

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Randy, I never should have broken up
with you.

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Amy. Yes?

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That was a long time ago.

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I thought about you all the time. I
tried to call you, but I kept picking up

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defibrillator, shocking myself in the
head. It was... Amy. Yes?

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I'm sorry, but it's over.

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But I don't want it to be over.

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I still love you, Randall McGee.

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Hey, George, about the bachelor party
tonight?

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And 80 bucks to pay for the cake I'm
coming out of.

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A cake? Isn't that a little old
-fashioned?

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Oh, trust me. Once I pop out of that
cake, it's going to be boom.

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Okay.

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Do the cake, all right? But remember,
Randy's a nice guy.

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So nothing too extreme.

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So no toys?

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No, no.

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Okay,

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look, what the hell was that? George, I
can explain.

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Don't blame him. It is all my fault.

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George, hey, can I cut out early to go
to my bachelorette party?

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Okay, Mom.

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Hey, but don't do anything you're going
to regret, okay? You're about to enter a

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sacred bond based on trust.

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Oh.

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Well, I was just going to put a few
singles in a fireman's G -string, but

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Yeah, I got myself a keeper.

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Okay, who'd she swat? Who'd she swat?

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I didn't get a chance to tell you. Me
and Benny are engaged.

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Why would she care?

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I didn't get a chance to tell you.

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Amy and I used to date.

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So?

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Congratulate us, Amy.

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Yeah.

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Congratulations. Okay, well, um... I
gotta get back to work.

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Doris.

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Okay.

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How come you never told me about her?

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Because I didn't want you getting all
jealous over something that was ancient

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history. I mean, come on, be fair. Have
you told me about all your exes?

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I told you about the hitchhiker.

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What hitchhiker?

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All right, you know, I can't stand
around here jabbering all day. I got a

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to go to.

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Are we good here?

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I mean, it didn't look like ancient
history when you were making out with

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the hall. George, I swear to God, Amy is
my past, and Benny's my future. I'm

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marrying your mom.

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Well, just remember, the last guy who
hurt my mom is dead.

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I know your dad died of kidney disease,
George.

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Did he?

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Why am I just that good?

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that for your grandma's bachelorette
party. If there's any left, I'll give it

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back.

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Oh, George, your mom's party is gonna be
great. We're gonna make her a wedding

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dress out of toilet paper.

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And then we're gonna play this game
where we pretend to be a famous first

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and everyone has to guess who you are.

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Here, guess who I am.

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Angie, I got a problem.

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I caught Amy and Randy kissing today.

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Does your mom know? No.

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Randy says they used to date and she
kissed him and he swears that there's

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nothing going on.

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Well, what kind of kiss was it?

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You ever seen my mom eat spare ribs?

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Did he pull away?

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Not until he saw me.

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I can't believe Randy would do that to
your mom.

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You gotta tell her.

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Okay. Who am I?

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I'm an... Angry short woman who just
killed her fiancé because her son told

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about a kiss that might have been
totally innocent.

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Okay. Who am I?

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I'm a bitter old woman trapped in a
loveless marriage because no one ever

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me my husband still had feelings for
someone else.

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Hillary Clinton.

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We're not playing the game.

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This is your mother's life.

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Look, Angie, you don't think I know
that? I'm the one that talked her into

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taking a chance on this guy.

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He didn't pull away.

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A long kiss means something.

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Not necessarily.

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You see?

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Nothing.

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You ladies really know me.

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When is the entertainment coming?

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Beef kebab?

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Let's get this party started.

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Why, yes.

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I would like a beef kebab.

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Ma 'am, I've told you for the last hour.
I'm just a waiter here.

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I'm the waiter. I'm waiting for those
pants to come off.

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Randy doesn't care if I have a little
fun.

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We trust each other.

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He tells you everything?

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Yep.

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So, you know about Amy?

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Oh, yeah.

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It is what it is. It happened. It's
over.

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Wow. Your fiancé kisses his ex
-girlfriend and you just let it go?

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Really wrong, Benny.

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What are you talking about?

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Oh, God, George is going to kill me.

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Not if you're dead already. Talk.

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make it, man. Are you kidding? I
wouldn't miss this for the world.

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Happy birthday, son.

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This is my bachelor party.

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No, boss doesn't go to an employee's
bachelor party. Wouldn't be appropriate.

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Boy, does the boss love him a down and
dirty birthday party.

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Gentlemen,

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it is time for the main event.

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and grinding since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.

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Joe, trust me, you might want to leave
those dirty.

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She's not what you'd expect, but let's
give her a big round of applause

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Please welcome to the stage the lovely
Gina La Cochina.

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Okay,

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this might be a blessing in disguise.

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thinking amy this is the bachelor party
for the guy who's gonna marry my mom who

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shouldn't even be here ernie take her
home but i'm gonna miss the show it's

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oh that's true amy no no randy is making
a big mistake marrying benny look we

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know that all right but he loves her and
it's his choice so let it go no can't

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randy are you in here yeah i'm here

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Look at me.

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I'm wearing the same red dress I wore
the first moment you ever told me you

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loved me.

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You can't give up all the things you
said you wanted when we were together.

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You said you wanted family. You wanted
children.

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I'm ready to give that to you now. And
Benny, you said you wanted to grow old

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together. Do you really want somebody
with that much of a head start, Randy?

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The next sound you hear will be me
hitting you with a waffle iron!

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Mom, back off!

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Amy's leaving!

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Not unless Randy tells me to.

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Tell her, Randy.

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Randy, tell her you're marrying my mom.

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I do want kids.

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Benny... I love you, but I need some
time to think.

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Take all the time you want.

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Take a chance on the guy.

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Come over whenever you're ready.

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Oh, and if the lights aren't on, that
doesn't mean I'm not home. I might just

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reading.

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Mad that I told her about the kiss?

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No.

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It's better that she found out now.

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What are you going to say to her?

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Well, I'm going to tell that you'll find
somebody else.

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I mean, Randy can't be the only guy
interested in a cranky, 50 -something,

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-smoking, factory worker. You know what?
I'm going to lie. Yeah.

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How you doing?

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Never better.

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You know, you were right.

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Randy is a jerk, Mom.

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But that doesn't mean that there's not
somebody else out there for you.

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They all turn out to be jerks.

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I didn't learn one damn thing when your
father walked out on me.

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You are the only man in my life who
hadn't totally disappointed me.

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Really?

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Don't get me wrong. You got your fault.

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I mean, you're stubborn.

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You spoil your kids.

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You spend way too much freaking time on
your hair.

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And you let your wife lead you around
like a mutt who's had his junk yanked.

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right!

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I'm glad you're feeling better, Mom.

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Good night.

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You know, if they would help, I'd go sit
in a playpen with a...

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diaper on and you could yell, this is
all your fault, they hate you.

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That's funny.

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You thought that old aquarium was a
playpen.

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Think of a party last night, George.

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Well, I'm glad you had fun.

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Well, I had fun, all right. I took the
party home with me.

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I met a lady.

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Congratulations. Don't need to hear any
more.

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Yeah. I had a lot to drink. I don't
remember all the details, like her name

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what she looked like or why there's a
clump of hair missing from my back.

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Please stop.

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He left us in my car.

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Stallion.