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Hey, babe. Hey.

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What's all this?

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Oh, I took on new sale territory and I'm
plump. Can you take Carmen out Saturday

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for her driving lesson?

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You really want to put a 15 -year -old
girl behind the wheel of a 4 ,000 -pound

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truck?

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Come on, Angie. Carmen still gets
startled by her own hoop earrings.

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Who's that?

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What do you want?

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Leave me alone!

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She aced the written part of the driving
test.

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Look, I don't care. I don't think she's
ready to drive. Well, the state of

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California does. They gave her a
learner's permit.

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If I cared about permits, we wouldn't
have a second floor in this house.

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Guess what? Jason was just nominated for
prom queen.

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Oh, I remember when I was nominated for
prom queen.

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I was a shoe until I got that zit two
days before the dance.

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I withdrew from the competition, but I
still got so many write -in votes, I

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runner -up. In the yearbook, they called
me the people's prom queen.

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Glory days, huh, baby?

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Oh, before Jason takes off, can you guys
sign this?

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Allendale tried this whole campaign
about prom this year. It's promised to

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safe. Yeah, they came up with these
contracts where students promise to

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abstinence and sobriety on prom night.

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We've already signed it, and we'd like
you both to sign it, too.

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What's the penalty if you break the
contract?

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Well, it's a matter of honor.

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They're trying to be responsible.

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All right, fine, I'll sign it. Just need
to add one little thing.

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If Jason McNamara, henceforth referred
to as the accused, violates this

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or my daughter, I, George Lopez,
henceforth referred to as the castrator,

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will knowingly, willfully, and
thoroughly beat you down.

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Wouldn't it be great if every student
signed a contract like this?

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Yeah, but since they won't, there's
going to be a lot of drunk drivers out

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the road that night.

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You know what would be smart?

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We should rent a hotel room with a bunch
of our friends, and then after prom we

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can hang out there until it's safe.

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Isn't it great? It's just like coming to
me now.

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I got a better idea.

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How about you... Don't go to the hotel.
You're home by midnight or you're

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grounded for a year.

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Isn't that great? Oh, my God, it's all
just coming to me now.

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We promised nothing would happen and we
even signed the contract.

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That was good enough for all the other
parents. We don't care about the other

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parents. You're not staying in a hotel.

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Well, you know what? Jason and I are
alone all the time. If we wanted to have

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sex, we would have done it already.

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He has a van.

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We could have done it right before we
came here.

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Maybe we did.

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Beatdown clause.

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You're 15 years old and you're a
sophomore, okay? You're lucky we're

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go to the prom. I didn't go to my prom.

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That's because you were way out of your
league.

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You were a five -shot bum.

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And you were asking out eight and nine.

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Come on, you gotta aim lower.

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Six.

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Ten.

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I'll see you later, Cone. Bye, Jason.

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Mr. Lopez, you're not a five.

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You're a nine.

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You're not staying in a hotel.

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Later, four.

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Oh, okay.

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I'm taking Max to the arcade at the
mall.

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Oh, can I have a ride? I want to start
looking for prom dresses.

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Unless I'm too young to wear a dress and
I should go to the prom in a onesie.

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You'd like that, wouldn't you? Snaps at
the crotch? I don't think so.

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I think I crawled home about five or six
in the morning. Did you hear that, Dad?

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Yeah, Mom. Tell her what you were doing.

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I worked a double shift at the factory.

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Then I went to thirsty.

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And then I went home to breastfeed your
father.

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You never breastfed me.

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Hey, it's a win -win. You get to
practice driving and I get to eat.

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Grandma,

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is that a beer?

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Just keep your eyes on the road,
princess.

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You're drinking a beer and she's
driving?

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Why don't you just give me a pair of
scissors?

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Why are you slowing down?

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Because we just passed a police car.
Okay.

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Be cool.

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Maybe he didn't see the beer.

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All right. There's only one thing to do.

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Undo your top button and start crying.

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Afternoon.

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Are you George Lopez?

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No, officer, I'm Jim Williams.

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My wife and I just moved here from Salt
Lake. I sell lumber.

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Are these your children?

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No, my wife Debbie is barren.

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Carmen Max, are you okay?

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Officer, what happened?

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This one was driving.

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This one wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

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And this one had an expired registration
and an open beer in the car.

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I don't want to tell you how to do your
job, man, but shouldn't that one be

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cuffed?

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I'm going to release the minors into
your custody.

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And you've got a date in court. Good
job, officer.

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You stopped a little old lady from
sipping a beer. You know, why don't you

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a crack house and make sure they're
rewinding their videos?

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It's going to be a pleasure testifying
against you, ma 'am. You know what, Mom?

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What were you thinking?

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Where is your judgment? How could you
drink with a 15 -year -old girl behind

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wheel? Come on. I was choking on a
french fry, and there was nothing else

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drink. It was just one sip.

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George, come on. You of all people know
that I can drink a beer and watch a kid.

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What are you talking about?

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You never watched me. The neighbors had
to pitch in to build a fence to keep me

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from crawling in the street.

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Carmen, we never gave you permission to
drive with Benny. I know that, but

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I've... I got my permit and I want to
get my license in six months.

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Someone's got to teach me how to drive
and you never have the time.

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Honey, I would love to do it, but work
is really busy for me right now.

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Can you take her out this week?

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I don't know. Oh, please, Daddy, please.

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Come on, honey.

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You are the best driver in the family.

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I know I'm the best.

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All right, I'll do it.

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Have Jason drop you off on Friday after
work. Thank you, thank you, thank you,

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thank you so much.

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I'm getting my license.

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Okay, now, if you had done that when the
cop pulled us over, I would still have

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my car.

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Listen up, everybody.

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As you know, this afternoon my mother
had a court date.

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The judge wanted to teach her a lesson.

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So he sends her to public.

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Humiliation.

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Now, I don't want anyone to be scared by
what I'm about to say.

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Mom, take it off.

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Ask me how I endangered my
grandchildren's lives.

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Turn around so I can see the answer.

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It's over.

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I'll give it to you.

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Report it to me.

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Because she could go to jail.

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None of us want that, right?

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Hey, Daddy.

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I'm ready for my driving lesson.

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Oh,

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I've got one thing to take care of,
Carmen.

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I'm going driving with Carmen.

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Okay,

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turn the car on.

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Okay, make sure the emergency brake is
off.

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And check your mirrors.

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I can't see out my side mirror. There's
an obstruction about two times the size

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of a normal human head.

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Thank you.

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Okay, check the traffic.

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Use your signal.

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And he's onto the road.

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No, I want to go down Van Nuys, cross
Magnolia, then up Reseda. Oh, that's

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We're taking the major streets so I can
find a passing.

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No, that way we pass three hospitals and
a church in case I need less rights.

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Man, I can't wait until I get my
license.

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Then I can drive myself over to Jason's,
the mall and school and work.

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Yeah, I won't need you for any of that
anymore.

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Well, that's assuming you pass your
driver's test.

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I'm passing that test.

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Buy tickets to freedom.

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To get out of that house and just go
somewhere where I'm not being washed

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like a prisoner by two cannibals with a
human spirit.

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I mean, you know, thanks for everything.

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Okay, ease up. You're getting too close
to that car. No, I was going to pass

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him. Well, then you should have signaled
100 feet ago. I'll signal now.

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What are you doing? Checked my mirrors
and signaled. But you didn't check your

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blind spot.

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Where's my blind spot? You can't see it.
Okay.

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God, could you stop yelling at me?
You're making me all nervous.

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You're going over a double yellow line,
Carmen. Double yellow, Carmen. Stop it.

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Just please stop it. Look, pay attention
or you are going to kill us. No, I

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don't want to do this anymore. Okay,
then pull over. Okay.

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Watch out!

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Oh, my God.

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Baby, are you all right? I think so.

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Not you in my truck.

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Baby, talk to Daddy. I'll get you some
help.

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It wasn't my fault.

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What happened?

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Did you hit something?

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Do we need to wash the car or bury
anything?

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What am I saying? You were here all
night. We played charades. You got stuck

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Star Wars and we all laughed.

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Carmen wasn't paying attention.

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She cut across two lanes of traffic and
went up a curb.

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Hey, I was paying attention. You just
kept yelling at me and making me all

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nervous. Am I making you nervous now?

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with him for the kids, but we don't want
him anymore.

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What happened out there?

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Angie, she can't focus.

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She's a horrible driver.

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I took her out driving last Saturday and
she was just fine.

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Yeah, were you focusing or were you
puckering and glossing? Because I've

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you drive like that.

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Do you want a talk or a fight? I don't
care. I'll fight because you know what?

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just cheated death. I feel alive.

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But if you want to talk, that's okay,
too.

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Yelling is not going to make her a
better driver.

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Look, Angie, I have to yell at her. Do
you know how dangerous it is out there?

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She's too cocky. She thinks she knows it
all.

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She thinks she'll be able to drive to
school and to Jason's house like it's no

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big deal.

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I think she can handle that.

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Not if she won't listen.

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She's too emotional.

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I say one little thing, it's, I hate
you, stomp, stomp, stomp.

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I'm not impatient.

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You know what? This is not going to
work. I'll just teach Karma because you

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don't have the patience.

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What? How did this turn against me?

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Look, Angie, I got patience, okay? I got
more patience than anybody.

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Test me.

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You can test me now or you can test me
later because, okay, I got patience.

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Okay, then start fresh with Karma
tomorrow and don't yell at her. I bet

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can't do it. I can't do it. Huh?

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I'll teach her to drive. I don't care if
it takes 30 years. And I won't yell

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because you know what? I got...
Patience.

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Okay, fine. If you're that patient, I
guess now would be a good opportunity to

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tell you about my day.

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Unless you want to watch the Laker game.

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I would love to hear about your day,
darling.

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Garcia's partner, Nicole, is having
problems with her boyfriend, Mark. And I

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think she's just stuck in the same old
self -destructive pattern that we were

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talking about over lunch last Wednesday.
But every time I point it out to her,

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she gets mad at me.

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So, who does she call in the middle of
the night after the two of them are

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having a big fight? And I tell her, you
know what you need to do? You need to

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stop with Alan, okay?

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Because I know he's cute and he's got a
good car, but that Brett... I'll teach

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you to dress it!

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Don't torture me, woman!

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Why are you picking me up from school?

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Listen.

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I know you're upset because you hit
something yesterday.

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But your mom and I discussed it. And
today I'm going to be patient.

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Well, I don't want to talk. I just want
to drive.

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Okay.

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A little fast for a school zone.

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So how was your day? I told you I don't
want to talk.

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Carmen, what's going on?

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It's not like you're going to care.

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But Jason dumped me.

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Oh, baby, I'm sorry. Stop sign.

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Look, I'm not upset, but the guy with
the cane sure was.

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Why don't you pull over? We'll do this
tomorrow.

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You know, he's taking his ex -girlfriend
Cindy to the prom.

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Okay, stay on our side of the road. I'm
passing.

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Okay, now you've passed. Now pull back
over.

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Isn't it funny the way oncoming drivers
trust you to pull back into your lane on

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time?

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How can you trust strangers when you
can't even trust your own boyfriend?

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I don't want to yell, but I'm not ready
to die.

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Okay, pull over now!

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Okay, stop the car.

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You said you wouldn't yell at me. Look,
are you insane?

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You're driving like a crazy woman. I had
plenty of time to get over. I was just

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mad. Why? Because some guy you break up
with every other week is taking another

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girl to the prom? Dad, he's been
cheating on me for a month.

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God, I feel like such an idiot.

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Then kill him, not us.

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Look, Carmen, Jason's a punk.

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He doesn't realize he just lost the best
thing that's ever going to happen to

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him. Yeah, well, Cindy Lesson is 18. She
looks like Jessica Simpson, and she

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does everything.

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Well,

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if he wants to trade a good person for a
good time, then that's just his... Shut

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up, Dad.

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You don't have to do everything to keep
a boy.

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You don't have to do anything. You don't
even need a boy.

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You don't even have to get married.

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You can stay at home and you can play
with dolls until we all die.

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Doesn't that sound good?

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What are you talking about?

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You're growing up too fast. You want to
drive.

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You want to stay in a hotel room.

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Look, you're 15.

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I mean, what are you going to do when
you're 16? Are you going to get a

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and shack up with a fifth grader to feel
young again?

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I just got my heart broken and you're
worried about keeping me from growing

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Yes.

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Maybe that's why I yell at you.

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I mean, you're in a hurry to get out.

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And I'm not ready to let you leave.

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Oh, please. You can't wait to get rid of
me. You think so? Yeah.

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Look at this.

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Why am I looking at a calendar?

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You see what I have marked?

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My birthday.

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I've circled it because that's going to
be the worst day of my life.

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Oh, Dad.

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Why'd you draw a potato next to it?

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That's a boot. I was mad at you one day
and I was going to kick your ass out.

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I'm sorry I was acting so crazy. Hey,
what are you doing? You're not driving.

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Dad, you can start treating me like an
adult and let me drive home.

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00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,410
Or you can pretend I'm still a baby and
take away the keys.

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Get in your booster seat.

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00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:26,190
Dad? After what you did? Carmen, you're
a baby until I say that you're an adult.

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00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:28,910
Oh, I hate you. You're the worst dad
ever. Stomp, stomp, slam. What?

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Nothing I gotta tell you.

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00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:39,170
Hey.

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How'd the driving with Carmen go?

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He tried to kill them.

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What?

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She's mad because Jason dumped her. He's
been cheating on her with Cindy Leshen.

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The girl who does everything?

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Word is, she does everything.

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Mrs. Lopez, Mr. Lopez.

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00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:13,210
What the hell are you doing here?

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00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:14,730
I'll tell you what he's doing here.

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He does this every time he breaks up
with Carmen.

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He changes his mind. He thinks a little
apology is going to win my baby back.

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00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:23,870
One of these days, your charm is going
to wear off.

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And what will you have then, huh?

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00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:28,750
Just your looks, your brains, and your
money.

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00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:34,990
Look, I just came over because Carmen
called me.

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She wants me to pick up my stuff.

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00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:41,010
Carmen, that cheater.

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00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:47,050
Is Cindy in the car?

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00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:54,210
Hello, Jason.

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00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,290
I've never seen that outfit before.

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00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,130
I got your stuff.

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00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:09,870
I've never seen that outfit before.

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00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:14,450
Listen.

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00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:21,320
I just want you to know that if it
doesn't work out with Cindy and you want

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call me, don't.

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00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,920
Now that you know what you're losing, go
to hell.

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00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:34,860
God, that felt good.

335
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:40,060
You finally stood up for yourself.

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00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:42,480
Yeah, Carmen, we're really proud of you,
honey.

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00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,980
Now, I never want a few dressed like a
hooker again.

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00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,290
Go upstairs and put that outfit back in
your mom's closet.

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00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,810
Hey. Hey, honey, how was your day?

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00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:00,790
Do you really want to know?

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00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:02,870
Absolutely.

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00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,810
Oh, it was crazy.

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00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:08,130
You have to hear this. Guess who's back
with the boys.

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00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,110
Nicole, didn't I tell you that was going
to happen?

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00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:12,550
Mm -hmm.

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00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:19,450
We had lunch together. We're talking
about the new La Marie Summerline.