1
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<i>There was nothing like
The Goldbergs' Thanksgiving.</i>

2
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<i>My mother gave her heart and soul,
and everything you wanted in return</i>

3
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<i>it was for the family to be
At the table thanking... it's her.</i>

4
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Well, the turkey is in the oven,
the yam is with marshmallow.

5
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My work is done.

6
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Maybe it's time
to do yours

7
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and spend the next
hours thinking

8
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in the thing or person that
you are more grateful.

9
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- Bon Jovi's ass.
-Darryl Dawkins.

10
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Harrison Ford.
� Indiana Jones, Han Solo,

11
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and a curiosity...
He's a great carpenter.

12
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- He can make us a Gazebo.
- Everyone get out.

13
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Get ready and think
in your answers

14
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while I'm here as a slave.

15
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And he was underestimated
in "Blade Runner."

16
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Harrison Ford sucks.

17
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Did you say "underrated"?
This sucks.

18
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No one should be saying.
It's a horrible word.

19
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<i>Instead of going up
to change...</i>

20
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<i>We went down... to play
the best sport of all.</i>

21
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<i>Like all bored brothers,
we invented several games...</i>

22
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Ball fight!

23
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<i>But our favorite was...</i>

24
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Ball-ball! That!

25
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It was in the ball game, just
6 points plus an extra round!

26
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<i>As in all games
with my brother, I never won.</i>

27
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<i>It was so bad that even the trophy
of the ball-ball had his name.</i>

28
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And the coveted Barry trophy
once again go to...

29
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Barry...

30
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Norman...

31
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- Goldberg!
- Stop it.

32
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Enough of the ball-ball.

33
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Your mother sent you
get ready.

34
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You sent it too!

35
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I am one.
There are four of you!

36
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Now move!

37
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I won't let them ruin
Your mother's thanksgiving.

38
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<i>But weren't we the ones who
we were ruined.</i>

39
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<i>This title was
from my uncle Marvin.</i>

40
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Seriously, because we have
Who invites you every year?

41
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Because Marvin is your brother
And the only family you have?

42
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No. I have you,
I have what-her-name,

43
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I have two idiots at home.
I am fine.

44
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Look, every year you fight,

45
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and Marvin ends up exploding
before even sitting down.

46
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At least once, you can get
all the negative feeling

47
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- and convey something positive?
- How?

48
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- He never even worked.
- He is a free spirit.

49
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You can't put a price on that.

50
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How about 900 bucks to start?

51
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That's what I paid
to bartending school,

52
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and he failed.
Who disapproves of this?

53
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I'll tell you who. Tom Cruise
in the film "Cocktail."

54
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And you know how it ended for him.

55
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Well actually,
I've never seen this movie,

56
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but I believe he won the
city with its expensive drinks.

57
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Right! When he arrives,

58
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- I'll try to be nice to him.
- You know what, darling?

59
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With a new positive attitude,
I think Marvin will surprise.

60
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- Delorean!
- Surprise.

61
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What's up, Mur?

62
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<b>Straight from the underworld
we present:</b>

63
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<b>S01E09
Stop Arguing and Start Thanking</b>

64
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<b>Caption:
LoopyZach | DaniiRdgs | el_neton</b>

65
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<b>Caption:
Jik | Pablogim | Peruci</b>

66
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<b>fb.com/UndergroundSubs
@UndergroundSubs</b>

67
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<i>It was Thanksgiving Day in
1980 or so</i>

68
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<i>and had discovered,
something to talk about with my uncle.</i>

69
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Does it have a flux capacitor?
Does it work with 1.21 gigawatts?

70
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- Did terrorists chase you?
- No, the girls...

71
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Because I'm an ass magnet.

72
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Enough questions. Marv,
Can I get something to drink?

73
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No. Can I get
something for you to drink?

74
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It's not often that there's a bartender
Semi-professional, right?

75
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Cocktail!

76
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- Marvo! It's beautiful!
- Right behind you.

77
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- What's your drink?
- I'm going to wear a tunic.

78
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Very difficult. Step.

79
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Say white or red wine.

80
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I don't want any of those.

81
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Okay, it's wine.
Who's next?

82
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Mur, what can I do for you?

83
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I wanted to know how you paid
for that thing in the garage.

84
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- Murray.
- What? I'm being positive.

85
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I just want to know about my brother.

86
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No, no, no. No, no,
It's a good question,

87
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because of our history.

88
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You won't believe it,
but I

89
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I actually got a job.

90
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Like those actions you
was selling in Sweden.

91
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Or like that investment
on a farm. How it was?

92
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Nothing good. They got sick,
they injured some children.

93
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Sad thing.

94
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Even so,
I have a regular job.

95
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I wear a suit. 9am work
At 5pm, just like my brother.

96
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Speaking of which...

97
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I want to pay you back.
A small part

98
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of the money I owe.

99
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There's 2,000 bucks here.

100
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It's a drop in the bucket,
but it's a start.

101
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Come here. Come here.

102
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<i>- For the first time...
- Come here.</i>

103
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<i>My father felt something for
Marvin who never felt...</i>

104
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<i>Pride.</i>

105
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It's happening!

106
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Let's all sit down at the table
and give thanks.

107
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Now,
before it's too late.

108
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I waited the whole month for
let him ride in my car.

109
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- Mur, what do you say?
- Let's go.

110
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Super-Mur!

111
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I don't understand this song.

112
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Look at us.

113
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Traveling around Jenkintown
like that day.

114
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Look at us?

115
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And thanks to the lotions
of the oceans.

116
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- Lotions?
- It's my new job.

117
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I'm a lotion salesman.

118
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I sell face creams

119
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and corporal, and they are fused
with this real sea salt.

120
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Beautiful thing...
take some of this,

121
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put it on your face,

122
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and your skin will be
very smooth and soft.

123
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Well, whatever it is,
good for you.

124
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Well, it could be good for you.

125
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With a small investment,

126
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you get into this business.

127
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- What?
- Only this time

128
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you made it sound different.

129
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- And it's different.
- Marvin, I want to support you,

130
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- but it makes it difficult.
- Don't trust me.

131
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Right. Touch my face.

132
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- What?
- Stop judging for 5 seconds,

133
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and touch my face,
then you will understand

134
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how soft and delicious
my skin is. Touch.

135
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- I don't want to touch your face.
- Touch!

136
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- I don't even touch my wife.
- Touch my face!

137
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It's as if I were a man,
except for one little stain.

138
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- I won't touch your face.
- It's like a baby's ear!

139
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- He's out of his mind.
- That's it! Pull over!

140
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- What?
- Get out of my car.

141
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<i>My father was not the only one
wasting time with your brother.</i>

142
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Ball fight! Ball fight!

143
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That! That!

144
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That's a left-handed goal!
2 points for me,

145
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and Barry wins again!

146
00:06:55,168 --> 00:06:57,457
Wait, wait.
I didn't say "Bola-bola".

147
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- I said.
- I didn't say.

148
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- I was sitting here.
- This is minus 2 points,

149
00:07:01,386 --> 00:07:05,503
- in addition to a penalty.
- Whatever. As if it mattered.

150
00:07:05,504 --> 00:07:07,299
<i>I didn't know that,
at that moment,</i>

151
00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:09,813
<i>when Barry covered
the groin with a pillow,</i>

152
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<i>all our dynamics
was about to change.</i>

153
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- Shot in the head! 5 points!
- He didn't hit the head.

154
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Yes, he hit.
I was here watching.

155
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I won. I won!

156
00:07:23,707 --> 00:07:27,046
- I won at ball-ball!
- I can't believe you won!

157
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- I'm sure he won.
- There is no world where this,

158
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skinny, cross-eyed nerd
can beat me.

159
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This skinny, cross-eyed nerd now
He's a ball-ball champion!

160
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<i>History was made,</i>

161
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<i>and I did whatever
champion would...</i>

162
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<i>Brag.</i>

163
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- I knew I had a point.
- What?

164
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Trapped me in this box
stainless steel

165
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just to ask me for money!

166
00:07:51,002 --> 00:07:53,773
This is not asking for money!
I'm just telling you about

167
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an investment for a lifetime,

168
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- which will cost you US$2,000.
- He paid me $2,000!

169
00:07:59,402 --> 00:08:01,441
- Then you have it!
- You must be

170
00:08:01,442 --> 00:08:03,863
the biggest idiot of all
the times.

171
00:08:03,864 --> 00:08:06,106
Could an idiot
drive a car like that?

172
00:08:06,107 --> 00:08:09,258
- Do you have insurance?
- Why? No!

173
00:08:09,259 --> 00:08:10,770
My God!

174
00:08:10,771 --> 00:08:12,926
No! No!

175
00:08:13,924 --> 00:08:16,092
You didn't pull
the handbrake!

176
00:08:16,093 --> 00:08:19,630
Idiot! No! Please!

177
00:08:24,969 --> 00:08:28,342
Idiot! My God!

178
00:08:28,343 --> 00:08:31,228
Right. It's just a dent!

179
00:08:31,629 --> 00:08:34,883
It's just a dent.
Lucky for you it was made here.

180
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You broke the door!

181
00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:44,726
<i>Yes. He broke the door.</i>

182
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<i>I found the car
more incredible this way.</i>

183
00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:49,427
Hello, friend.

184
00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:50,790
<i>But my uncle didn't agree.</i>

185
00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,803
- He broke the door!
- What... Really?

186
00:08:52,804 --> 00:08:54,104
He broke the door!

187
00:08:56,129 --> 00:08:58,467
<i>Now that my father and uncle
were getting along well,</i>

188
00:08:58,468 --> 00:09:00,936
<i>my mother finally
would be grateful.</i>

189
00:09:00,937 --> 00:09:03,768
<i>- They're back!
- Or so she thought.</i>

190
00:09:03,769 --> 00:09:05,224
All...

191
00:09:05,925 --> 00:09:09,116
We will sit at the table
and we will give thanks...

192
00:09:09,117 --> 00:09:12,994
- For whoever.
- Bevy, I'm sorry.

193
00:09:12,995 --> 00:09:15,285
I know you wanted
wish this year would be different,

194
00:09:15,286 --> 00:09:19,640
but it turns out that some things
never change!

195
00:09:19,841 --> 00:09:23,355
I'll tell you what changed.
I will never come back here again.

196
00:09:23,356 --> 00:09:25,986
You say this every year,
but it keeps coming!

197
00:09:25,987 --> 00:09:27,593
This time it's serious!

198
00:09:27,594 --> 00:09:31,236
I will call
24-hour maintenance line,

199
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:34,637
I came to fix my car...
and then I'll get out of here!

200
00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:39,156
No, no one will go anywhere!
The turkey is now ready.

201
00:09:39,157 --> 00:09:40,975
We never got this far!

202
00:09:43,273 --> 00:09:45,571
<i>The number you called
has been disconnected.</i>

203
00:09:46,372 --> 00:09:49,400
- What the hell?
- Aren't they out of business?

204
00:09:49,401 --> 00:09:52,226
- What are you talking about?
- It was in all the newspapers.

205
00:09:52,227 --> 00:09:56,210
Owner John Delorean.
He was arrested for trying to sell

206
00:09:56,211 --> 00:09:59,337
cocaine powder for two
FBI agents.

207
00:09:59,338 --> 00:10:01,358
What are you saying?

208
00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:04,731
Seriously, negative energy
This house is unbelievable!

209
00:10:06,635 --> 00:10:11,825
Hey, Adam-star. What's up?
Listen, I've thought a lot,

210
00:10:12,031 --> 00:10:14,890
and I decided to recognize that you
Won the Barry Cup...

211
00:10:14,891 --> 00:10:16,401
- Adam Cup.
- Of course.

212
00:10:16,402 --> 00:10:19,295
The point is that I'm
being a man to recognize.

213
00:10:19,296 --> 00:10:21,745
Now be a man and play
ball-ball with me

214
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,980
- So I can get the trophy back.
- About that...

215
00:10:24,981 --> 00:10:26,854
- I retired.
- What?

216
00:10:26,855 --> 00:10:30,128
I've already done everything I needed
do on the soccer court,

217
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,934
and now I'm looking
for the future.

218
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:35,535
You can't retire.
This will make him champion forever.

219
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,406
I think it does.

220
00:10:38,407 --> 00:10:40,633
All good.
I will beat him in other things,

221
00:10:40,634 --> 00:10:42,812
hockey, basketball, darts,

222
00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:45,473
one, detective, naval battle,
arm wrestling,

223
00:10:45,474 --> 00:10:47,135
thumb fight,
real fight.

224
00:10:47,136 --> 00:10:49,348
Play me something
so I can beat him!

225
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,356
Are you sure you can
beat me?

226
00:10:51,357 --> 00:10:53,728
Or will the dynamics
of power changed,

227
00:10:53,729 --> 00:10:56,077
and you will never again
Will you win anything?

228
00:10:56,078 --> 00:10:57,488
Are you serious?

229
00:10:57,489 --> 00:11:00,093
Now, you are no longer
the big brother.

230
00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:04,458
- I am.
- I will always be the big brother.

231
00:11:04,459 --> 00:11:07,805
I grew 2 inches this year.
How much have you grown?

232
00:11:07,806 --> 00:11:09,370
I don't have to answer that.

233
00:11:09,371 --> 00:11:11,841
Take care,
because from now on,

234
00:11:11,842 --> 00:11:13,786
I am the man.

235
00:11:13,787 --> 00:11:16,244
Now...
leave me with my robot.

236
00:11:16,245 --> 00:11:18,866
<i>While Barry's rage
it was getting hot,</i>

237
00:11:18,867 --> 00:11:21,760
<i>my mother's perfect holiday
it was getting cold.</i>

238
00:11:21,761 --> 00:11:23,211
Dude...

239
00:11:23,212 --> 00:11:25,637
I'm very full!

240
00:11:25,638 --> 00:11:27,636
Wait one moment.
Where are you coming from?

241
00:11:27,637 --> 00:11:29,765
I just jumped
at Laney's house.

242
00:11:29,766 --> 00:11:32,563
Her mother made a feast
very incredible.

243
00:11:33,113 --> 00:11:34,912
I need to lie down.

244
00:11:34,913 --> 00:11:36,582
Better make room
in your body,

245
00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:39,333
because this thanksgiving
is happening.

246
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,489
I have to be honest
with you, Bev.

247
00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:46,771
I have a lot
of spaces in the body today.

248
00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:50,379
A lot of empty spaces.

249
00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:53,765
Apparently, in addition
service interruption

250
00:11:53,766 --> 00:11:55,929
24 hours of the DeLorean,

251
00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:58,610
now it's impossible
buy spare parts,

252
00:11:58,611 --> 00:12:01,006
because the company
it doesn't exist anymore!

253
00:12:01,007 --> 00:12:04,944
I wish someone had me
said before buying the car.

254
00:12:04,945 --> 00:12:06,767
The point is,
I'm calling a taxi.

255
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,216
No! No taxis!

256
00:12:08,217 --> 00:12:11,709
I just cut the turkey, Marvin.
Which is.

257
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,159
<i>My mother knew that her great
Thanksgiving</i>

258
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,259
<i>it was going down the drain,
so she decided</i>

259
00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:18,363
<i>use every millimeter
of manipulation</i>

260
00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:20,320
<i>and emotional blackmail
from your arsenal</i>

261
00:12:20,321 --> 00:12:22,273
<i>to ensure
that didn't happen.</i>

262
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,865
<i>She was a good cop...</i>

263
00:12:23,866 --> 00:12:26,013
I know you had
a bad father.

264
00:12:26,014 --> 00:12:29,150
And her childhood with Marvin
it was very complicated.

265
00:12:29,151 --> 00:12:31,687
I already understand.
I'm on your side.

266
00:12:31,688 --> 00:12:33,275
<i>She was a bad cop...</i>

267
00:12:33,276 --> 00:12:35,289
I'm getting nervous, Marvin.

268
00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,658
You won't like it
when I'm angry.

269
00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:39,126
<i>She was the guilty police officer...</i>

270
00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:40,956
I'm so ready to give up
as a wife,

271
00:12:40,957 --> 00:12:42,529
like a mother,
and as a human being.

272
00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:45,649
<i>And she was the corrupt cop
who simply lied.</i>

273
00:12:45,650 --> 00:12:48,234
You know how Murray
He's proud.

274
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:51,696
He told me he wanted
invest in your company,

275
00:12:51,697 --> 00:12:53,902
but he doesn't know
how to say this.

276
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,825
Marvin just wants to follow
straight ahead

277
00:12:55,826 --> 00:12:58,434
and forget he mentioned
the business for you.

278
00:12:58,435 --> 00:13:00,380
There is no reason to
bring up this subject.

279
00:13:00,381 --> 00:13:02,884
This is Murray's check.
He wants you to take it.

280
00:13:02,885 --> 00:13:04,210
But...

281
00:13:04,211 --> 00:13:06,952
And also wants you to
never talk about it.

282
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,916
Never.

283
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,827
<i>My mother worked her magic,
and for a few minutes,</i>

284
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,429
<i>it looked like
a normal thanksgiving.</i>

285
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,440
There we were, right?
Connie Mack Studio.

286
00:13:20,441 --> 00:13:23,135
Sandy Koufax the team
without launcher

287
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,299
- against our Filies.
- He was incredible.

288
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:27,494
We run down
from the gargle queue.

289
00:13:27,495 --> 00:13:28,874
It was all we could afford.

290
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,243
Children have no idea
of how things are.

291
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,579
Sandy is about to go
to the reserve bank.

292
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:37,082
Suddenly he turns around,
looks at us, and throws me the ball.

293
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,156
No. He threw the ball to me,
because I achieved.

294
00:13:40,807 --> 00:13:43,999
He clearly
threw it to me,

295
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,252
That's why daddy made you
give me the ball.

296
00:13:46,253 --> 00:13:48,278
The greatest pitcher
of all time

297
00:13:48,279 --> 00:13:50,782
at a distance of 4m you don't know
Who are you playing for?

298
00:13:50,783 --> 00:13:52,909
Right. Positive thinking.

299
00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:56,825
Now it was time for our dinner
where we are around the table

300
00:13:56,826 --> 00:14:00,690
and we say what or who
we are thanking you.

301
00:14:00,691 --> 00:14:02,757
All very well?
I'll start.

302
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:07,807
I'm grateful to be surrounded by
my beautiful and loving family.

303
00:14:07,808 --> 00:14:09,237
Erica?

304
00:14:09,238 --> 00:14:10,798
I can't speak,
I'm full.

305
00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:12,132
Great. Barry, you.

306
00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:14,588
I'm grateful for the game
"hungry hippopotamuses",

307
00:14:14,589 --> 00:14:17,069
that is mounted
if anyone wants to play.

308
00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,310
I'm also grateful
my family,

309
00:14:19,311 --> 00:14:21,950
which I will now list
from most to least powerful.

310
00:14:21,951 --> 00:14:25,429
Dad, Pops, Mom, Erica,

311
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:29,456
me, Uncle Marv, and of course,
Lastly, Barry.

312
00:14:29,457 --> 00:14:31,842
Why me last?
I can't be the last.

313
00:14:31,843 --> 00:14:34,206
- I can't?
- Can we stop arguing?

314
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,437
and start giving thanks
someone important?

315
00:14:37,149 --> 00:14:39,029
Someone who did a lot for you?

316
00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:43,184
Thank a little woman
who was always by my side,

317
00:14:43,185 --> 00:14:45,849
not just today, but throughout
these years.

318
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,470
Old luck!

319
00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:51,292
Without her, I wouldn't have won
the bets I placed on the Cowboys.

320
00:14:51,293 --> 00:14:53,449
You want to know
what am I grateful for?

321
00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:55,750
Of course. Don't be shy.

322
00:14:56,176 --> 00:14:58,525
They told me clearly
not to mention that...

323
00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:00,619
Better not.

324
00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,345
- No, I'll talk.
- Or not.

325
00:15:02,346 --> 00:15:05,283
Thank you for my brother
older

326
00:15:05,284 --> 00:15:07,157
who believed in me
enough

327
00:15:07,158 --> 00:15:09,890
- to invest in my business.
- I what?

328
00:15:09,891 --> 00:15:12,085
Marvin, we agreed not to
talk about it.

329
00:15:12,086 --> 00:15:15,486
You can stop there. We are putting
money on something? It's in.

330
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,197
I love you.

331
00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:21,013
And... you will love
the lotions of the oceans.

332
00:15:21,014 --> 00:15:22,977
With sea salt.

333
00:15:22,978 --> 00:15:24,795
Seaweed... second ingredient.

334
00:15:24,796 --> 00:15:26,570
I'll get the samples
in the car.

335
00:15:26,571 --> 00:15:29,100
- You will love it.
- So...

336
00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:32,515
Does anyone else want to say thank you?

337
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,925
This is our new brand
of facial "rejuvenating".

338
00:15:42,926 --> 00:15:44,569
I find it rejuvenating.

339
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:47,305
I think I know
which is a "rijuvenator".

340
00:15:47,306 --> 00:15:49,066
I'm the one selling it.

341
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:52,016
I already feel young again.
Let's get rich.

342
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,612
I got the cup!
I'm the champion!

343
00:15:53,613 --> 00:15:55,899
It doesn't work like that!
Give me back!

344
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:58,449
Why did you give money
to him without me knowing?

345
00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:01,099
I'm sorry. I messed up.
But for half a second

346
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:04,146
I saw you getting along well
and I know I was happy.

347
00:16:04,147 --> 00:16:06,399
Just because I thought,
that he had matured

348
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,583
and he didn't need me anymore!

349
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:10,073
Here we go.

350
00:16:10,374 --> 00:16:14,019
I should make space
in the garage for a delivery.

351
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:16,778
Around 20 pots will arrive
on Monday.

352
00:16:16,779 --> 00:16:18,702
Por que eu teria
20 of those crap?

353
00:16:18,703 --> 00:16:21,827
Porque investiu. Right?
That's the deal.

354
00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:23,898
Go sell them
e vai achar mais gente,

355
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:27,061
- increasing the sales triangle.
- Sales triangle?

356
00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:29,507
Wait. That's that
esquema de pir�mide?

357
00:16:29,508 --> 00:16:32,600
No! There are 26 sales levels,
right?

358
00:16:32,601 --> 00:16:34,554
The ones above,
fazem mais dinheiro

359
00:16:34,555 --> 00:16:37,956
and then, it funnels until
the base of a triangle.

360
00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:41,099
Just described
a pyramid, idiot!

361
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,899
I realized what's happening.
I'm finally doing well

362
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,994
That's why my brother
You think it's some kind of scam!

363
00:16:46,995 --> 00:16:49,451
Murray, stop!
It's Thanksgiving Day!

364
00:16:49,452 --> 00:16:50,848
But it's a pyramid!

365
00:16:50,849 --> 00:16:53,246
- My face hurts.
- Burning too much.

366
00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:54,615
It means you are acting.

367
00:16:54,616 --> 00:16:57,729
You're acting too much!
I'm on fire!

368
00:16:57,730 --> 00:17:00,550
Just clean your face.
It's Thanksgiving Day.

369
00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:04,214
Come here, the cup is mine! He comes!
Come back here!

370
00:17:04,215 --> 00:17:05,884
I'm in agreement
with the pain now!

371
00:17:05,885 --> 00:17:08,360
Do you want to know?
It doesn't matter what you think,

372
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,083
my product is great!

373
00:17:10,084 --> 00:17:12,999
- So it rubs on your face?
- What are you doing?

374
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,755
You wanted me to play
in your face in the car.

375
00:17:15,756 --> 00:17:19,349
You are distorting the context.
It was a different situation! No!

376
00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:23,199
Get your hand off his face!
It's Thanksgiving Day thanks to...!

377
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,635
No! Yuck! Yuck!

378
00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:27,520
- Murray!
- No!

379
00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:29,753
<i>It was a sad sight</i>

380
00:17:29,754 --> 00:17:31,685
<i>see my father and uncle
fighting,</i>

381
00:17:31,686 --> 00:17:34,984
<i>even worse was Marvin
need a ride.</i>

382
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:38,742
I'll send a truck
on Monday.

383
00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:40,780
If it starts to rain

384
00:17:40,781 --> 00:17:44,031
please cover the car
with a tarp or something.

385
00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:48,833
- And the eye?
- Still burning a little.

386
00:17:49,907 --> 00:17:52,513
You're right about me.

387
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,474
I'm an idiot.

388
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,215
My car is trash,
I still live at my parents' house

389
00:17:58,216 --> 00:18:00,510
and I'm stupid to notice
than a triangle

390
00:18:00,511 --> 00:18:03,064
has the same shape
of a pyramid.

391
00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:05,712
I don't know, I just wanted
for once do something

392
00:18:05,713 --> 00:18:08,736
- may it not disappoint you.
-What does it matter what I think?

393
00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:10,987
Are you serious?
You created me.

394
00:18:11,668 --> 00:18:13,702
Dad wasn't there.
You were.

395
00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:16,004
- It's the only one that matters to me.
- Well, no.

396
00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:17,554
I just did what I was supposed to do.

397
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,842
He gave up his childhood.
Don't think I forgot about that.

398
00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:23,629
- I was happy about that.
- It didn't stay.

399
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:25,291
You're right.

400
00:18:25,915 --> 00:18:27,840
I liked going to graduation.

401
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:30,452
Sorry for drinking
that detergent.

402
00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:32,774
It smelled very good.

403
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,726
It wasn't easy to take care of you.
But I don't regret it.

404
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,632
And I only called you an idiot because
I wanted the best for you.

405
00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:44,051
- Really?
- �.

406
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:50,435
Wait a second, okay?
Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back.

407
00:18:50,836 --> 00:18:52,706
<i>Turns out it wasn't Delorean</i>

408
00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:55,876
<i>which forced my father and his
brother revisiting the past.</i>

409
00:18:55,877 --> 00:18:58,573
<i>It was the truck
my father's old woman.</i>

410
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,807
I want you to have this.

411
00:19:04,808 --> 00:19:06,809
- The Koufax ball?
- �.

412
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:08,826
- I can't!
- Stay.

413
00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:11,324
Take some
your childhood back.

414
00:19:11,325 --> 00:19:14,159
We both know that
was thrown to you.

415
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,284
Enter here.

416
00:19:18,285 --> 00:19:20,885
Let's go.
Thanksgiving is not over.

417
00:19:23,144 --> 00:19:25,419
- Hey. We can talk?
- No.

418
00:19:28,246 --> 00:19:29,675
Listen.

419
00:19:30,677 --> 00:19:33,498
After I saw my father and uncle
Marv acting like idiots,

420
00:19:33,499 --> 00:19:35,988
I thought, maybe I'll see
give you this revenge.

421
00:19:35,989 --> 00:19:38,672
I thought you didn't want
because now he's the big brother.

422
00:19:38,673 --> 00:19:40,186
Which is.

423
00:19:40,187 --> 00:19:42,487
You will always be my big brother.

424
00:19:48,303 --> 00:19:52,147
<i>For the first time, my mother
had the perfect Thanksgiving.</i>

425
00:19:52,148 --> 00:19:53,866
<i>We've reached dessert.</i>

426
00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:57,128
Can I say something?

427
00:19:57,506 --> 00:20:02,476
I think we should be grateful
the mother for trying

428
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:05,300
and be able to unite us.

429
00:20:08,814 --> 00:20:12,069
That's not why I do it,
but thank you very much.

430
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:13,785
It's nice to be appreciated.

431
00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:23,815
<i>For me and Barry, it started
a new era of ball-ball,</i>

432
00:20:24,422 --> 00:20:26,802
<i>and anyone could win.</i>

433
00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:32,105
He kicks! He scores! He wins!

434
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,977
- You didn't say "ball-ball."
- Damn.

435
00:20:36,707 --> 00:20:38,654
Look me in the eyes.

436
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:43,030
Are you sure you want to be one?
dedicated professional bartender?

437
00:20:43,031 --> 00:20:45,330
- Perhaps?
- Great.

438
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,496
I dug the desire in you.
Okay, rule number one...

439
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:52,386
Always remember, no one cares
for the taste of the drink,

440
00:20:52,387 --> 00:20:56,484
as long as it is served
with talent and charm.

441
00:20:56,485 --> 00:20:58,804
This doesn't seem right.

442
00:20:58,805 --> 00:21:00,873
All good. Follow me, okay?

443
00:21:02,168 --> 00:21:04,119
Cocktail! Cocktail!

444
00:21:04,643 --> 00:21:06,757
Who wants...?

445
00:21:06,758 --> 00:21:08,508
What's going on here?

446
00:21:08,509 --> 00:21:10,640
- Nothing. We were just...
- Are you drinking?

447
00:21:10,641 --> 00:21:14,071
- No! I was just...
- Go up now!

448
00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:16,246
Go!

449
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,059
IN LOVING MEMORY
THANKSGIVING GOLDBERG

450
00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:24,453
- You won't eat anything!
- You should be ashamed, Barry.

451
00:21:24,454 --> 00:21:26,018
He should be ashamed!

452
00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:27,635
Just a few minutes.

453
00:21:27,636 --> 00:21:29,702
- My shoes are wet.
- I don't care!

454
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