1 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:07,673 (air whooshing) 2 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:13,445 (ambient music) 3 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:26,025 (waves sloshing) (metal creaking) 4 00:00:27,962 --> 00:00:31,263 (insects buzzing) 5 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:40,906 (upbeat instrumental music) 6 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:59,124 (boy laughing) 7 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:06,999 (birds chirping) 8 00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:13,806 - [Man Voiceover] This is the story of my best friend. 9 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,375 That's him. 10 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:20,712 Not now. 11 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:23,849 That's him now. 12 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:27,219 (door knocking) 13 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:30,355 (guy groaning) 14 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:32,024 (door knocking) 15 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:34,126 He has issues. 16 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,327 - Fuck off! 17 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,161 (door knocking) 18 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:38,330 - [Man Voiceover] Intimacy issues. 19 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,264 - Nobody's home! 20 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,567 - [Man Voiceover] And anger issues. 21 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,536 (soda cans hissing) 22 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,738 And other stuff. 23 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,311 When you have a disability, 24 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,046 you're on display at all hours. 25 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:59,751 (groceries thudding) (guy groaning) 26 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,221 Travis is a solo act. 27 00:02:03,057 --> 00:02:04,356 He lives alone 28 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,025 and he works alone. 29 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:11,597 (sombre instrumental music) 30 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:15,834 And nobody dreams of being alone forever. 31 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:22,674 (upbeat instrumental music) 32 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:23,942 (man laughing) 33 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,377 - You're bent, you horn dog! 34 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:29,515 (guys laughing) (Travis groaning) 35 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:30,816 - Nice spasmobile! 36 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:31,550 (guys laughing) 37 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,218 Hey, now we know why he walks like that. 38 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:34,119 - Yeah. (guys laughing) 39 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:35,721 - He's got a permanent boner. (guys laughing) 40 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:38,123 - [Bully] I think he shat himself! 41 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:41,393 (engine rumbling) 42 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:45,531 (tyres screeching) 43 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,199 - Oh shit! 44 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:47,766 Shit! 45 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,735 - [Bully] Oh shit, run! 46 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:50,636 Run! 47 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,838 - Who's shitting themself now? 48 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:53,539 - No! 49 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:54,339 Oh, he's coming! 50 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,108 (engine rumbling) 51 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:57,242 (exciting music) 52 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:59,344 - [Bully] You crazy fuck! 53 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,013 (bully huffing) 54 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:04,316 (metal clattering) 55 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,052 - Oh, shit. 56 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:08,353 - Up yours, loser! 57 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,489 - [Older Woman] Oh, dear. 58 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:11,823 (woman sighing) 59 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,192 - Travis. 60 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,128 - [Travis] Little shit! 61 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:18,263 (Travis groaning) 62 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:18,931 - Listen, 63 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,866 what you have to understand 64 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:24,937 is that the kids in this college are assholes. 65 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:27,172 But that doesn't mean you can just go 66 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:30,209 and run the little shitbags over. 67 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:32,911 - Am I fired? 68 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,814 (woman sighing) 69 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,816 - Travis, you have problem with your anger. 70 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,651 Now you need to go and talk to somebody. 71 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,320 You have to promise me. 72 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,354 - I don't have a problem. 73 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:44,489 It's not my fault the world's fucked. 74 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:46,024 (woman sighing) 75 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,292 - Promise me. 76 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:53,031 (pleasant piano music) 77 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:12,150 (door thudding) 78 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:18,156 (Travis sighing) 79 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:42,881 (door creaking) 80 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,852 (floor creaking) 81 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:49,621 - Freeze, asshole! 82 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,890 (guys yelling) 83 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,358 - [Man Voiceover] That's me... 84 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,126 meeting Travis. 85 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,461 (man yelling) (bat thudding) 86 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,162 - Ah! 87 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:58,230 Motherfucker! 88 00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:00,132 - Put your hands on your head! 89 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,534 Get on the couch and don't move! 90 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,869 - What couch? 91 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:04,569 - That couch! 92 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:07,639 - I can't see any couch, I can't see anything. 93 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,540 I'm blind! 94 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,142 - Oh, shit. 95 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:11,109 Okay. 96 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,744 Here, just... 97 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:13,412 Sit there. 98 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:14,279 I'm calling an ambulance. 99 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:16,248 Can I get you anything? 100 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:16,815 - Oh. 101 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:17,683 A beer would be nice. 102 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,718 - I'm calling you an ambulance. 103 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,752 - [Man] What for? 104 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,220 - You said you can't see. 105 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:24,022 - I was blind already. 106 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,424 - What kind of burglar are you? 107 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,659 - I'm not a burglar, I thought you were a burglar. 108 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,062 - I'm not a burglar, I live here. 109 00:05:30,064 --> 00:05:33,198 - Oh, well, that's a relief then. 110 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:33,999 No one's a burglar. 111 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:38,203 - I get it now, you're a little blind and... 112 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:39,004 (Travis chuckling) 113 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:42,074 you just stumbled into the wrong apartment. 114 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:43,308 No harm done. 115 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,242 - Easy for you to say. 116 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,844 You didn't get hit over the head with a frying pan. 117 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,846 - It was a freaking baseball bat. 118 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,749 - Oh, no wonder my freaking head hurts. 119 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,250 I need some medication. 120 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:54,486 Could you, in my bag there? 121 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,056 - Is this it? 122 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,025 - Yeah, that looks like it. 123 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,598 - [Travis] Can I get you a glass of water? 124 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,266 - Beer would be better. 125 00:06:11,305 --> 00:06:13,071 (lighter clicking) 126 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:15,273 (bottles clinking) 127 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:18,076 (man sighing) 128 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:18,944 - Uh... 129 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:21,012 I was thinking like asprin. 130 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,647 - No, you can't smoke asprin. 131 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,049 Are you freaking crazy? 132 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,016 (man chuckling) 133 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:25,550 Well, 134 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:26,551 I don't think you can, can you? 135 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:29,254 - You mind just telling me what's going on? 136 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:32,290 - You should've received one of these, didn't you? 137 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:36,495 - It's Braille. 138 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,162 What's it say? 139 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:39,464 - This is a subsidised apartment. 140 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:40,399 - So? 141 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,100 - It has two bedrooms. 142 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:42,801 - So? 143 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:45,103 - Well, you can only sleep in one. 144 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:45,737 - No, no. 145 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,439 Nuh-uh, not happening. 146 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:48,206 - It's official. 147 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,609 Either I move in or you pay rent on the extra room. 148 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,011 Like 130, 350. - Oh, God. 149 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,045 I can't afford that. 150 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:54,980 - Well it's settled then. 151 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,615 Oh man, we're gonna have a great time. 152 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:57,449 - No, we're not! 153 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:58,917 - Yeah, sure we will, trust me. 154 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,018 I make the perfect roommate 155 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,186 because I got like 10 percent vision, 156 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:04,456 so you can like walk around with your hairy boys hanging out 157 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,223 and I'll never know. 158 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:10,162 - No, I won't because you are not staying. 159 00:07:10,164 --> 00:07:11,196 Out! 160 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,667 - Are you pointing at a door right now? 161 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:18,937 - No. 162 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:21,072 - I'm blind. 163 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:23,875 And homeless 164 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,977 with a possible concussion. 165 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,979 What's your disability? 166 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,948 Are you a heartless dick? 167 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:35,187 (sombre piano music) 168 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,056 - Oh, oh, okay! 169 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,459 Okay, you can stay! 170 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:41,960 Just till we get this sorted, okay? 171 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,396 And we need to set some boundaries. 172 00:07:44,398 --> 00:07:46,164 - Roomie! (Travis groaning) 173 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,666 - Boundaries! 174 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,368 When I am home, you stay in your room. 175 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,637 - I've gotta unpack my stuff. 176 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,040 - Fine, you do that. 177 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,875 I'm going to the pub. 178 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:57,909 - Oh, great idea! 179 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,377 I'll come with you. 180 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,615 (walking stick clicking) 181 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,484 Are we walking or driving? 182 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,856 Oh shit, I guess we're walking. 183 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:12,491 Come on, take a hit. 184 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:15,494 Let's get to know each other, I'm Gordo. 185 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:17,229 I'm 27. 186 00:08:17,231 --> 00:08:18,096 I'm an Aries. 187 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,064 I'm Samoan. 188 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,566 I'm single but looking. (Travis sighing) 189 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:24,769 I enjoy bubble baths and... 190 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:27,105 Oh, British music of the '80s. 191 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,607 I play the ukulele. 192 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:29,441 - Give me that. 193 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:31,610 (people laughing) - Ha. 194 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,744 (people clapping) 195 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:33,478 Yes. 196 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,279 And I'm like, 197 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,581 come on, toaster, I want four toasts! 198 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:39,518 Not three on one side and five on the other. 199 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,219 Just four all over! 200 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,187 (audience laughing) 201 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,556 You know what, this isn't what I signed up for. 202 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:47,692 You made up the numbers, toaster, not me. 203 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,228 I think my kitchen appliances hate me. 204 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:53,498 - Lucky you're a barmaid not a cook then, eh. 205 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,367 (people chuckling) 206 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,201 - Sorry. 207 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:56,935 Sorry. 208 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:57,736 - Forget the toast, 209 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,071 why won't you get me another beer, please? 210 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,073 - Sorry, what was your name? 211 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,308 - [Bald Man] Derick. 212 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,276 - [Woman] I'm sorry. 213 00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:06,711 - My name's Derick, Derick! 214 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:07,479 - No, I got that. 215 00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:09,548 I just, I feel sorry for you. 216 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,016 - Ah. (audience laughing) 217 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,117 - Well, you'll feel sorry 218 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,452 if you don't go get me another beer 219 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:17,122 with a lot of head. 220 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,156 Oi. 221 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,127 - What an asshole. 222 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:22,827 - Ah! 223 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:24,629 Ha, ha, ha, ha. (Travis clapping) 224 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:25,797 Clever, oh my God! 225 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,499 Play on words, so clever. 226 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:28,867 Asking for a foamy beverage 227 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:32,571 while implying an invitation to suck your dick. 228 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,072 You're a wit. 229 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,607 About your dick. 230 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,075 You're a dick wit. 231 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:37,876 (audience laughing) 232 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,911 - You wanna step outside and call me that? 233 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,279 - Yeah, sure. 234 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,148 It might take me a minute. 235 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:46,718 - Forget it, lucky you're a freaking retard, mate. 236 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,719 - This is your idea of lucky? 237 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:51,289 Shit, I'd hate to see someone you think is half bad run. 238 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,223 (audience laughing) 239 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,191 And retard? 240 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,026 Is that the best you can do? 241 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,428 - I don't know, what else you got? 242 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,763 - I don't know, how about spasmonaut? 243 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,065 Window-licker. (audience laughing) 244 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:03,768 I get it, my appearance can be a bit off-putting. 245 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,071 You know what, when I meet a girl for the first time 246 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,472 I always get that same look. 247 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,475 And they always ask the same question. 248 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,511 How did you get into my room? 249 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,982 (audience laughing) 250 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:19,551 - Get a light on him. 251 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,520 - But for the record, I am not retarded. 252 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,723 I'm a spastic, there's a difference. 253 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:25,757 The body, 254 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:26,725 body's fucked. 255 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,194 The brain, the brain is fine. 256 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,729 Kind of the opposite of you. 257 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,831 (audience laughing) 258 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,099 (sombre piano music) 259 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:37,569 (audience clapping) 260 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,906 What'd you think was gonna happen? 261 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:45,176 You just come in here and see a beautiful girl on stage 262 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,478 and go, oh hey, here's the plan, 263 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,581 I'm gonna get shit-faced, sit in the dark 264 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,683 and yell at her for a blowjob. 265 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,685 'Cause how could that not work? 266 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,454 (audience laughing) 267 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,255 I'm the retard? 268 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:00,291 There's a seat for you on the sunshine bus, my friend. 269 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,126 - Oh! (guys laughing) 270 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,428 - You wanna step outside, be my guest. 271 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,363 If I'm not there in five minutes, 272 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,198 just start without me. 273 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,533 (audience laughing) 274 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:14,406 (Gordo laughing) (audience clapping) 275 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,780 (man laughing) 276 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,681 - Um. 277 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:25,417 Yeah, where was I? 278 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:26,484 I was... 279 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,219 Toast. 280 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,355 Four people at seven? 281 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,423 Yeah. 282 00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,125 Hey, thank you. 283 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,528 Yeah, no worries, we can do that. 284 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,063 - [Man] Ah, gentlemen. 285 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,064 Nice work. 286 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:39,831 - Don't mention it. 287 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:40,999 - You got a real knack for the put downs. 288 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:41,833 - That's mentioning it. 289 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:42,734 - Hey, not so fast, hombre. 290 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,070 What would you say to a month of free beer? 291 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,404 - Hell yes! 292 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:47,872 - What's the catch? 293 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,874 - Look, that's not the first time that's happened to Sunny. 294 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,543 How about you come in and give her some tips 295 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,877 on how to repel people like that? 296 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,281 - No thanks, my repulsiveness is a natural gift. 297 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:56,981 Can't be taught. 298 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,149 - Bullshit, it's free beer! 299 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:58,950 He'll do it. 300 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,251 Introduce us. 301 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,352 Has she got big titties? 302 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,253 - She's my girlfriend. 303 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,888 - Yeah, has she got big titties? 304 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,156 - Who's this guy? 305 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,692 - Some fucking freeloader I can't shake. 306 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:08,560 - He's joking. 307 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,495 I can tell by his facial expression. 308 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:11,763 I'm his wise mentor. 309 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,298 His magical negro. 310 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,265 - You're not black. 311 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,700 - Fuck off, are you sure? 312 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,769 - Yeah. - I look black to me. 313 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:18,903 - Everything looks black to you. 314 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:22,307 Look, you're the professional, why don't you do it? 315 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,274 - Yeah, I'd just be better 316 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,477 if Sunny didn't know I was doing this. 317 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:26,511 - Mmm, why? 318 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,479 - Trust issues? 319 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:28,046 - Some. 320 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,314 - And you're gonna fix that by sneaking around 321 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,381 and doing shit behind her back? 322 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,417 - Sometimes she doesn't know what's best for her. 323 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,386 - So I'm just supposed to casually bump into her 324 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,488 and offer some advice? 325 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,455 - No, you take a job. 326 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,024 I'll make sure you're on the same shift as her. 327 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,560 - Who's gonna hire an inexperienced spastic 328 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,363 with anger issues to pick up glasses? 329 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,464 - Me, I own the joint. 330 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,966 Hey, Felicity, do me a solid. 331 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,835 - Oh, see, to me that sounds like you mean a shit, 332 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:51,836 doesn't it? 333 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:52,403 - Kinda. 334 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,405 - Yeah, it sounds like you just asked her to do your shit. 335 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,540 - Oh, here she comes. 336 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,674 - I hope she doesn't. 337 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,642 (Gordo laughing) 338 00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,211 - Felicity, this is... 339 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,045 - Travis. 340 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:01,746 - And Gordo. 341 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,181 - Yeah, put him on the she same shift as Sunny. 342 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,084 He's gonna help her get ready for the radio scouts. 343 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,418 - When can you start? 344 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,019 - Never. 345 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,387 I'm only here because this fat freak 346 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,321 is cluttering my apartment. 347 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,424 - Only till you earn extra to pay rent on the other room. 348 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,259 Which is? 349 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,026 - 133.50. 350 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,595 - Yeah, plus tax, that's 200 even. 351 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,531 Plus drink for the magical helper. 352 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:20,765 Bottomless. 353 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:21,966 Deal? 354 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,936 (upbeat music) 355 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,907 - [Bar Owner On Radio] You're with Mikey in the morning, 356 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,108 keeping it real. 357 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,309 Okay, let's take some calls. 358 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:36,047 Today I wanna hear about the weirdest job you've ever had. 359 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,148 - [Woman On Radio] Hey, guys! 360 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,349 Such a big fan of the show. 361 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,251 I have the best story. 362 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,619 I can't believe... 363 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,689 (pleasant music) 364 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,325 - Pants! 365 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,828 For the love of God! 366 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:50,528 What time is it? 367 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,198 - [Gordo] Time for free beers, bro, come on! 368 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:54,833 - Free for you. 369 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,633 - How hard can it be? 370 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,468 You just pick up some glasses and talk to a pretty girl. 371 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,370 - How do you know she's pretty? 372 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,006 - Well, one, she's not that funny 373 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:02,707 and two, 374 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,542 her boyfriend's a celebrity dickhead. 375 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,144 - Oh, this is gonna suck. 376 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,246 - It's just until you get the money. 377 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,647 Then you can kick me out and 378 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,749 grouch your way through life and such. 379 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:12,350 - Mmmmm. 380 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,820 But then what, what's gonna happen to you? 381 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,222 - I'll be fine. 382 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,556 I'm like a cat. 383 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,592 I always land on my feet. 384 00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:22,093 (Gordo thudding) 385 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,361 (glass shattering) 386 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,363 - Yeah, clearly. 387 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,435 (motor puttering) 388 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,473 - [Gordo] Yeah, be cool. 389 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:38,810 - Hey! 390 00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:41,112 Didn't expect to see you here. 391 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:43,681 Hello. - Hey. 392 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,650 - This is a stupid idea. 393 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,785 - Hey, hey, hey. 394 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:48,486 Come on. 395 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,687 It'll be fun. 396 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,290 (people chattering) 397 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,125 - [Woman] Thanks. 398 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,395 - [Man] Cheers, mate. 399 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,098 - Excuse me. 400 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,133 (girl giggling) 401 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:02,667 Hey. 402 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,002 - Hey, what about this guy the other night? 403 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:04,802 Pretty funny, huh? 404 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,905 - Yeah, you were, unlike me. 405 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,373 - Nah, you were fine. 406 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,741 That guy was a real douche. 407 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,509 - Ugh, yeah, men are sad. 408 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,445 Not you, though, you're special. 409 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,283 I mean, lovely special. 410 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,117 Not... 411 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,718 (glasses clinking) (Sunny chuckling) 412 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,287 I'm just, I'm gonna stop talking. 413 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,255 - Hey, you should be mixing cocktails, mate. 414 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,657 You'd be a natural. 415 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:26,958 - Yeah. 416 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,026 - [Sunny] Do you need a hand with-- 417 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,694 - No, I got it. 418 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,196 (glass shattering) 419 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,433 (people laughing) 420 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,904 - First day is going well. 421 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,739 It's hard to pick my favourite moment 422 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,174 but I think I'm gonna have to go with 423 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:46,077 covering my vegan sister in beef gravy. 424 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:49,681 - I don't know why I took this stupid job. 425 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:50,381 - Sure you do. 426 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,117 He took this stupid job so he could talk to you. 427 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,385 - Wow, player. 428 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,587 - No, not like that. 429 00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:00,124 I just wanted to see if you needed any help. 430 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,727 With heckling. 431 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,497 - Did Mikey put you up to this? 432 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,265 - Why would he? 433 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,568 - He thinks I need to be better at staying on track. 434 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:15,406 I tend to get swept along a little bit. 435 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,176 Doesn't seem like an issue for you though. 436 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,978 - Never been swept. 437 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,413 - So, 438 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,648 how would this work? 439 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,685 You being my personal rage guru? 440 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:29,787 - No idea, really. 441 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:33,725 - Wow, that sounds like a really well thought out plan. 442 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,028 Okay, you know what, fine. 443 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:37,729 Let's do it. 444 00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:41,332 See, that's me just getting swept along. 445 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,468 - Well, I'll leave you kids to it. 446 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,003 I gotta get to work. 447 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,705 - You work? 448 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,706 - Sure do. 449 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,975 I'm in the music business. 450 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,410 Yeah. 451 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,945 (ukulele strumming) 452 00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:56,881 ¶ Here I am sitting here 453 00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:00,985 ¶ Waiting for some loose change ¶ 454 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,454 ¶ Here to remind you 455 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,991 ¶ That everyday is a good day 456 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:07,625 - Hi. 457 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,993 ¶ Let me here you smile 458 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:09,927 Thank you. 459 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,130 - Stage, obviously. 460 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,664 Mic stand. 461 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,234 Control nook. 462 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,069 Dressing rooms. 463 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,139 (Travis chuckling) 464 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:21,773 - Glamorous. 465 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:24,242 - [Sunny] That's why I'm in it. 466 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,277 - Yeah, why are you in it? 467 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:27,879 For real. 468 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,848 - If we're doing for real questions... 469 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,151 - Oh. 470 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,019 Cerebral Palsy. 471 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,154 It's not contagious, 472 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:40,224 just neurological childhood stuff. 473 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:44,862 Shit happens and this is the shit that happened to me. 474 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:46,597 - Okay. 475 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:50,368 I'm doing it because Mikey has this whole grand master plan 476 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:54,072 of me breaking into breakfast radio, so... 477 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,940 - [Travis] Swept along. 478 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,608 - A little bit. 479 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,812 - And you two? 480 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,346 - Like rabbits. 481 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:03,748 - But it's not the dream? 482 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,418 - Fucking like rabbits or working in breakfast radio? 483 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,219 - [Travis] Either. 484 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,554 - The money's good. 485 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,590 In radio but... 486 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,058 - [Travis] But what? 487 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,896 - Do you know what it is to want something in your bones 488 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:22,233 even if it doesn't make sense? 489 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:25,837 - Maybe. 490 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,840 (pleasant guitar music) 491 00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:29,440 - Come on. 492 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,576 I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 493 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,611 (Sunny giggling) 494 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,114 (motor buzzing) 495 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,250 (pleasant music) 496 00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:57,969 Behold! 497 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,070 The dream. 498 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,305 - My favourite apprentice. 499 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,940 Who's this, huh? 500 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:03,941 Finally come to your senses 501 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,377 and get rid of that little beardy finochio? 502 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,012 - No, Mario. - I'm just-- 503 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:08,946 - This is-- - Yeah. 504 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:09,881 - Travis. - I'm just-- 505 00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,516 - He's my friend. 506 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,717 - Yeah. 507 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,919 - What happened to your legs? 508 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:15,653 - Uh. 509 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,156 What happened to your teeth? 510 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,957 (Mario chuckling) 511 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,058 - You need something fixed? 512 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,261 - Nah, I just, I came to show him around. 513 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,930 - You know, I actually, I do have a car. 514 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:26,998 - [Sunny] You do? 515 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,065 - Yeah. 516 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,235 It's a '85 Nissan Skyline. 517 00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,638 - Oh, ironically hip. 518 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,405 - It's a shit box. 519 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,773 - Oh, don't say that. 520 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,241 Bring her in. 521 00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:37,842 - Uh. 522 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:42,613 I kinda don't have a licence and it's a little banged up. 523 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,115 Long story. 524 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,316 - Shorten it. 525 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,219 - I may have allegedly intended to run 526 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:52,757 some kids over and kinda crashed into a flag pole. 527 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,026 - You brought down the flag? 528 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,094 You are a rebel. 529 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,029 - Am I famous now? 530 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,298 - No, it's just I go to-- 531 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,499 - You know, 532 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,366 I hate 533 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:06,704 those little remedial learning shits, man. 534 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,339 Spawn of Satan. 535 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,141 - Wow. 536 00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,276 You're really a pinata full of crazy, aren't you? 537 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:16,681 Just crack you open and out it pours. 538 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,349 (Sunny chuckling) 539 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,150 Come on. 540 00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,851 Now you show me yours. 541 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:26,390 One day I want a workshop just like that. 542 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,426 What's your dream? 543 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,627 - I don't dream. 544 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,363 - Bullshit, everyone has a dream. 545 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,098 Why don't you bring her in? 546 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,602 Mario and I will do her up like new, pro bono. 547 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,904 - Mario seems like a really cool guy. 548 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:40,972 - Yeah, beyond. 549 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,341 I wanna be that guy when I grow up. 550 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,675 Only with teeth. 551 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:45,843 (Sunny laughing) 552 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:50,715 - So that's a pass on the radio and rabbits? 553 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:54,752 - Well, cushy life might be nice, you know? 554 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,021 But I don't always wanna be defined 555 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,723 by my inability to make toast. 556 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,124 - [Woman On Radio] Don't forget to tune in 557 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,759 for "Mikey In the Morning." 558 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:02,660 7 A.M. weekdays! 559 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,794 - [Mikey On Radio] Who says that men 560 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:04,729 never help around the house? 561 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:05,830 When my girlfriend's vacuuming-- 562 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:06,864 - Is that him? 563 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:07,732 - [Sunny] That's him. 564 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,267 - [Mikey On Radio] Is that not helping? 565 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,001 You tell me. 566 00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,769 - He has a catchphrase. 567 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,271 Really? 568 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,572 Is that lame? 569 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,506 You tell me. 570 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,841 (Sunny chuckling) 571 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,109 - You don't think he's funny? 572 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,378 - [Travis] Uh, no. 573 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,748 (radio muting) 574 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,815 - Okay. 575 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,086 - Frankly, I could live without 576 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,688 all the grease tracked into the house. 577 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,889 - Yeah, I shower at the workshop. 578 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,258 - Oh, I'm sure Mario would love that. 579 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,727 - He is a hundred years old. 580 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:37,528 - He's still a man. 581 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,664 Oh God, listen to me, I sound like mom. 582 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,599 - Mario's is part of my study 583 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:44,001 and I have to come up with a major project 584 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:44,969 for Mechanics anyhow. 585 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,405 I don't have to do this comedy thing. 586 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,406 - Yeah you do! - Yeah you do! 587 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,375 - Darling, you could have a career in radio. 588 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,477 It's perks a plenty, premium money. 589 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,211 For what? 590 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,446 I sit in a studio a couple hours a day 591 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,547 and I make people laugh. 592 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,616 - What's the worst that could happen? 593 00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,550 You buy me a house. 594 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,719 - Yeah, how do you think I've afforded this place? 595 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,988 - Fine, I'll do it until they see me. 596 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:04,955 - [Mikey] That's my girl. 597 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,957 - But as soon as they realise I suck, 598 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,492 you'll both quit hassling me 599 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:11,128 and I can just get on with my mechanic stuff. 600 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:11,829 - Sure. 601 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,331 - Babe, you'd got a real shot here. 602 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,100 - Don't I get to choose what I shoot at? 603 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:20,771 (pleasant guitar music) 604 00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:48,499 Okay, so what do we do now? 605 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,935 How do I learn to do what you did? 606 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,305 - I don't know. 607 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:57,308 I just insulted myself, really, 608 00:22:57,310 --> 00:23:00,177 and I did it better than he did. 609 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:02,847 - Yes, there's nothing funnier than a bit of 610 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,449 good old fashion self-hate. 611 00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:06,016 - Well, 612 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,985 you're shit out of luck then. 613 00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,121 - Are you saying that I'm not riddled 614 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:12,456 with festering self-loathing? 615 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:13,357 Moi? 616 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,226 - Well, what's to love? 617 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,028 - Story time. 618 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:22,666 Once upon a time, there was a little girl. 619 00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:26,237 Everyone said this little girl was very pretty. 620 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:30,174 Especially Mr. Henry from over the back. 621 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:33,310 When Mummy and Daddy were away, 622 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:36,113 Mr. Henry would come and visit the little girl 623 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:39,083 and he'd give her special treats. 624 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,452 Special secret treats. 625 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:42,286 - Don't. 626 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:43,053 - Fine. 627 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,122 I got messed around with as a kid. 628 00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:46,924 My parents never figured it out, 629 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,692 I fucking hated them for it. 630 00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:50,728 I made them pay. 631 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:51,629 - Do they know now? 632 00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:53,798 - If I run into them, I'll ask. 633 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:59,470 I've been living with my sister since I was 15. 634 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:03,174 I guess they figured out something was wrong 635 00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:06,477 when I was hospitalised with bulimia. 636 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,112 - Bulimia? 637 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,514 - Yeah, fun game, have you ever played? 638 00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:11,715 It's easy. 639 00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:14,452 You start by wanting to be loved 640 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:17,621 and then you do something that makes you feel like 641 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,956 you don't deserve that love, 642 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,892 so you withhold reward from yourself. 643 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:25,196 Till one day, something snaps. 644 00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:26,964 You can't live without love, right? 645 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:31,769 Or in my case, you can't live without chocolate cheesecake. 646 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:32,470 So you binge 647 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:35,139 but it never fills that spot that's really empty 648 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,575 and now you really fucking hate yourself, 649 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,877 you must be punished and you've gotta offload 650 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,846 all that undeserved love 651 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,349 down the toilet. 652 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:50,955 - Well now who's the pinata full of crazy? 653 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,022 (Sunny chuckling) 654 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:56,293 You game to take that up there and whack at it with a stick? 655 00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:00,164 (pleasant piano music) 656 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,900 - [Sunny] Food is important because it's the one thing 657 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,002 that can take your mind off relationships. 658 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:08,405 - Yeah, is that the whole horrible truth? 659 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:09,907 - What do you mean? 660 00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:13,644 - What's really taking your mind off what? 661 00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:15,379 - Relationships. 662 00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:17,414 Relationships are incredibly important 663 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:18,916 because they're the one thing in life 664 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,685 that can stop you spending 24 hours a day 665 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:22,887 thinking about food. 666 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,255 (Travis chuckling) (Sunny laughing) 667 00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:25,089 - Yeah! 668 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:25,689 Yeah. 669 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:29,226 Therapy is basically paying someone to be your friend. 670 00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:30,995 It's one step away from 671 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,163 having your mom hang a chop around your neck 672 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:34,999 so the dog will play with you. 673 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:37,668 - Except the chop doesn't cost 180 per hour 674 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:41,772 and the therapist doesn't try to hump your leg after. 675 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:42,339 Mostly. 676 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,874 (Travis and Sunny laughing) 677 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,777 - Whoa, what happened to the toaster bit? 678 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:50,214 - I just, I feel like it's a little bit dated. 679 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:50,781 - Dated? 680 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:51,782 I wrote that for you. 681 00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,183 You always burn the toast. 682 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,118 It's your thing, Sunny. 683 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,519 - Yeah, and it was really, it was funny at the time. 684 00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:57,021 - Is this your stuff? 685 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:59,256 - I made some suggestions 686 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,492 but Sunny has the final say. 687 00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:04,929 - Sunny has assertiveness issues, don't you, babe? 688 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:05,930 - If you say so. 689 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:08,432 (Travis chuckling) 690 00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:09,500 - What? 691 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,837 Mate, ditch the personal stuff. 692 00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:15,039 That's not what I'm paying you for. 693 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,774 I've got radio execs coming to to the open mic night 694 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:20,377 and that nihilistic shit is not breakfast radio. 695 00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:21,211 Capisce? 696 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,046 - Yeah. 697 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,113 - Good. 698 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:28,252 (people chattering) 699 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:31,789 (Travis groaning) 700 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:34,091 - The toaster bit. 701 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,559 Why? 702 00:26:35,561 --> 00:26:36,760 - It's good. 703 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:37,661 It's you. 704 00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:38,729 It... 705 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:40,297 And it's relatable. 706 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:43,000 Everybody burns toast. 707 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:47,771 - Bella? 708 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:48,472 - [Sunny] Huh? 709 00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:50,641 - Can you get me a torque wrench? 710 00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:55,746 You come up with a project yet? 711 00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:56,814 - Mmmm. 712 00:26:57,550 --> 00:27:00,050 Do you think it would be possible to put 713 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:02,186 training wheels on my scooter? 714 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:03,921 - Why? 715 00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:06,490 - Bathroom, hang on one sec. 716 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:26,276 (sombre music) 717 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,815 (audience laughing) 718 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,117 - And so the terrorist says, 719 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,185 does my bomb look big in this? 720 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,354 (audience laughing) 721 00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:38,022 Okay. 722 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:39,156 All right, next up, we've got a girl 723 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,958 who's spent more time behind bars 724 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:45,029 than Schapelle Corby, our own Sunny O'Hara. 725 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:48,666 (audience applauding) 726 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:51,101 Just remember what I told you. 727 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:54,304 You'll be fine, you're adorable. 728 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,140 - Is there anything funnier 729 00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:59,043 than a girl with an eating disorder? 730 00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,244 I don't think so. 731 00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:01,812 (audience laughing) 732 00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:02,813 You know what's weird though? 733 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,648 It's weird how proud some people are 734 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:06,350 to tell you they're bulimic. 735 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:07,785 Like it's a badge of courage. 736 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,953 It's not, it's just a disgusting illness. 737 00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:13,524 I mean, who in their right mind goes around bragging, 738 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:18,729 yep, yes, yes I do, I suffer from haemorrhoids. 739 00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:19,997 I blame the fashion industry. 740 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:22,299 They're always always pushing the image 741 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,901 that a woman is only attractive 742 00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:26,770 with enormous lumps bulging out of her anus. 743 00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:28,539 (audience laughing) 744 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:29,206 Ugh. 745 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:32,342 I mean, fashion magazines, they made me bulimic. 746 00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:33,043 No they didn't. 747 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,445 Stop kidding yourself. 748 00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:38,015 Vogue could fill its covers with fat chicks tomorrow, 749 00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:40,050 it's not gonna cure one binger. 750 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,353 You wanna know how I became bulimic? 751 00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:44,421 Okay. 752 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:47,624 (Sunny coughing) 753 00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:48,692 Sorry. 754 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:55,966 Sorry, I think I just swallowed a bug 755 00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:58,268 and what's really disturbing about that 756 00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:01,772 is that is the first time I've eaten in front of anyone 757 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:02,940 in three years. 758 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,508 (audience laughing) 759 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,009 - You could eat me! 760 00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:08,412 (audience groaning) 761 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:09,480 - Um... 762 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,315 I could eat you, yes. 763 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,951 Thank you, sir, I suppose I could. 764 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,353 But I'd fucking just throw up afterwards. 765 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:19,823 (audience laughing) 766 00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:21,759 - It's good, it's well handled. 767 00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:23,093 - [Woman] Not bad. 768 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:23,994 - She's very good. 769 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:25,462 - Does she write her own material? 770 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:26,630 - No, I've been helping her. 771 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:27,865 - I've spent years 772 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:31,702 trying to make myself look like a Barbie doll 773 00:29:31,704 --> 00:29:33,370 until it hit me. 774 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:35,606 The reason Barbie is so thin 775 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:39,710 is because she can't bend her elbows. 776 00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:45,415 Have you ever tried to get food in your mouth like this? 777 00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,484 Here we go. 778 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:50,187 (Sunny laughing) 779 00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:51,221 Oh. 780 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:53,056 And... 781 00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:57,327 (audience laughing) 782 00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:58,562 - She's great. 783 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,230 (Travis chuckling) 784 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,732 - [Gordo Voiceover] It takes all kinds of dreams 785 00:30:01,734 --> 00:30:03,801 to make the world go round. 786 00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:07,171 Pipe dreams, heroic dreams, 787 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:08,272 wet dreams. 788 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,641 Travis had them all and he found a way 789 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,009 to live them through someone else 790 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:14,144 without ever showing his face. 791 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,946 - Want to be your friend. 792 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:19,950 - Mikey tells us radio's always been your dream. 793 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,351 - That and the reoccurring one 794 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,921 where I'm trapped in a sinking car. 795 00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:25,455 - That's funny. 796 00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:26,323 - See, told you. - You-- 797 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,591 - Told you. - Don't need to joke with us. 798 00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:28,892 - What's she saying is, no pressure. 799 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:31,562 All right, 'cause we've met all the great comedians, so-- 800 00:30:31,564 --> 00:30:33,564 - So nothing really makes us laughing. 801 00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:34,565 - Right. - Okay. 802 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:35,465 - Look at me. 803 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:36,233 - Loot at him. 804 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:37,501 - Here's the 411. 805 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,003 We love you. - We like you. 806 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,638 - [Man] You've got the talent, right? 807 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,407 You've obviously got the looks. 808 00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:44,374 You've got the sincerity. 809 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:45,642 - So important in radio. 810 00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,277 - Got terrific material. 811 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,378 - The material was good. 812 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,215 - So we're gonna have a talk about putting you on air now. 813 00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:54,685 - You could be the contemporary edge this show needs. 814 00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:56,386 - Between us, no one else, 815 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,421 ratings are down. 816 00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:58,288 - They've dipped a bit. 817 00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,023 - A dip means its temporary. 818 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,425 - Temporary. - Okay? 819 00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:04,728 And I, we, can sell the shit out of you. 820 00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:05,729 - Absolutely. 821 00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:06,697 - Yeah? 822 00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:07,831 - Yeah. 823 00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,666 - Because what I'm seeing 824 00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,536 is that face on a bus. 825 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,637 - Wow. 826 00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:16,540 - That's my card. 827 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,242 - Do you have a card? 828 00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:18,942 - No, I don't. 829 00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,110 I don't, I don't, what would I put on it? 830 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,345 - You get on it-- - It's very important. 831 00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:22,346 - [Man] And get her a card! 832 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:23,881 - [Woman] Everyone in radio has a card. 833 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,115 - [Man] You're on our shortlist. 834 00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:26,116 - [Woman] You're on our list. 835 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,284 - [Man] Well you won't be, dear, you're a star. 836 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:29,319 - [Woman] We'll see, we'll see. 837 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:33,257 - What do you see in that guy? 838 00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:35,058 - Okay, rude. 839 00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:38,161 - I mean, you could just do so much better. 840 00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:38,795 - Right. 841 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:42,032 He is funny, famous, good looking. 842 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:43,800 Doesn't think I'm certifiable. 843 00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:46,737 I am totally lowering my standards. 844 00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:49,072 - And he's really shallow. 845 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:50,774 - Only on the surface. 846 00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:52,209 (Travis chuckling) 847 00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:54,378 You know what the radio guys really liked? 848 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:56,813 It wasn't me, it was your jokes. 849 00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:57,481 - Your life. 850 00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,016 - That you made funny. 851 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:01,151 You should be up there. 852 00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:02,653 - Oh, why not? 853 00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:05,756 You'd be fucking incendiary. 854 00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,358 - Some people are better behind-the-scenes. 855 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,295 - You really have no idea, do you? 856 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:13,797 - [Travis] About what? 857 00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:15,432 - About you. 858 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:19,169 (pleasant piano music) 859 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:37,154 (shower certain whooshing) (Travis gasping) 860 00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:37,955 - Pass me loofah? 861 00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:39,056 - [Travis] What the hell? 862 00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:39,723 - The loofah. 863 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,725 The big scrubby sponge thingy. 864 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:42,826 You do have a loofah. 865 00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:44,928 - What are you doing in my bath? 866 00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:45,896 - Nothing nasty. 867 00:32:45,898 --> 00:32:47,998 I'm just having a spa. 868 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,966 With my friends. 869 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,535 I needed to wash off the sticky residue. 870 00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:52,336 - Of what? 871 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:55,005 - Of unrequited dreams. 872 00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:55,806 - In my tub? 873 00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:57,607 - Well, if there's one thing I learned from last night 874 00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,643 it's when you want something you don't have, 875 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,278 you use someone else's. 876 00:33:02,014 --> 00:33:02,980 Hi, 877 00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:04,114 I'm Sunny. 878 00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:06,249 I'm cute and perky 879 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:08,752 and I'll say all your funny shit for you 880 00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:09,753 so you don't have to show 881 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:12,322 your hideously disfigured self in public. 882 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,423 But what's in it for me? 883 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,625 Other than your hand up my ass. 884 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,429 - You think I'm using her? 885 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,767 - Did you ever stop to ask what I want? 886 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:26,636 - Ugh. 887 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:30,540 (traffic rumbling) 888 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:33,610 - All right, here's to the successful completion 889 00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:34,311 of stage one. 890 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:35,212 - There are stages now? 891 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,680 What am I, the moon landing? 892 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,181 - Hey, mock not, we've piqued their interest. 893 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:41,251 Now we just have to make it impossible for them to say no. 894 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,019 - Say no to what? 895 00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:44,021 It's not like I'm asking them for anything. 896 00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:47,324 - That's exactly the attitude I'm looking for. 897 00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:50,127 - Is it what she's looking for? 898 00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:52,596 - Put a falafel in it, wobbly boy. 899 00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:55,265 - What're we talking about here, Mikey? 900 00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:57,934 - "Bring the Funny." 901 00:33:57,936 --> 00:33:59,870 The biggest comedy festival on the planet. 902 00:33:59,872 --> 00:34:03,673 We're gonna enter you into the unsigned open mic contest. 903 00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:06,176 You win this and you are breakfast radio. 904 00:34:06,178 --> 00:34:08,612 - Oh wow, you say it like it's such an easy thing. 905 00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:10,480 There's actually gonna be funny people doing this. 906 00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,416 - All you need is one good routine. 907 00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:13,250 It's three heats. 908 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:15,619 The winner gets a slot in the closing night showcase. 909 00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:16,286 Televised live. 910 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:18,688 - Shouldn't we ask if it's what she wants? 911 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,323 - Celebrity judges. 912 00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:21,825 Rumour? 913 00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,427 Barry Humphries. 914 00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:24,394 - No way. 915 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:24,995 - Who? 916 00:34:24,997 --> 00:34:26,863 - Only Dame Edna Everage. 917 00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:29,232 An Australian cultural icon. 918 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:31,268 - Anyone in comedy knows who he is. 919 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:31,835 - Yeah. 920 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:32,702 Where did you hear this? 921 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:33,937 - I move in circles. 922 00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,372 - Do you get dizzy? 923 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:36,039 (Sunny giggling) 924 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,007 - So I want you guys together 925 00:34:37,009 --> 00:34:39,509 working on seven minutes of comedy gold. 926 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:43,080 From now on, you two are inseparable. 927 00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,147 Okay? 928 00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:47,584 You were saying? 929 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,388 - Nothing important. 930 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:53,924 ("I Need All the Friends I Can Get" by Camera Obscura) 931 00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:57,227 (muffled speaking) 932 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:02,766 ¶ I can see that you are leading her on ¶ 933 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:05,001 ¶ I think I know what you are 934 00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,169 - Thank you! 935 00:35:06,171 --> 00:35:07,070 - Thank you very much! 936 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:09,673 ¶ I can see that you are leading her on ¶ 937 00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:12,809 ¶ Yeah, I know what you are 938 00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:16,213 ¶ You can't see that you're just the same ¶ 939 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:19,983 ¶ As all the stupid people who you hate ¶ 940 00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:23,120 ¶ I'm not saying I'm free from blame ¶ 941 00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:26,223 ¶ Because I need all the friends I can get ¶ 942 00:35:26,225 --> 00:35:28,558 - Who needs 20 wheels? 943 00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:31,428 - I'm Evel fucking Knievel. 944 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:34,364 (upbeat music) 945 00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:41,605 Therapy. 946 00:35:41,607 --> 00:35:45,008 ¶ A long distance call to a mystery blond ¶ 947 00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:47,944 ¶ It wasn't good for business 948 00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:51,915 ¶ You say that she cried when she heard the bird's song ¶ 949 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,216 - [Sunny] On thing in life that can stop you 950 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:55,952 spending 24 hours a day thinking about food. 951 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:59,022 Dieting, for a girl with body image issues, 952 00:35:59,024 --> 00:36:04,027 the ultimate aim is to end up looking like this. 953 00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:05,095 But with boobs. 954 00:36:05,097 --> 00:36:06,062 - Whoa, I thought we agreed 955 00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,531 to stay away from the personal stuff. 956 00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,966 - You agreed, Mikey, but if you want me to do this 957 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,935 you have to at least let me do it as me. 958 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:14,571 - Sweetie, bulimia is not funny. 959 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,773 I'm just trying to tell you what works. 960 00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:18,141 - What works for you. 961 00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:20,110 You can get away the superficial chit chat 962 00:36:20,112 --> 00:36:23,613 and the cute catchphrases. - Hey, I'm not superficial. 963 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:24,781 I do all the telethons. 964 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:26,883 Those things go all night. 965 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:27,784 Look, all I'm trying to do-- 966 00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:30,353 - Is mould me to fit your image. 967 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:32,989 - Fine. 968 00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:34,791 Yeah, yeah, I should be at the studio. 969 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,560 I've got stuff to do. 970 00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:41,698 You know, I didn't have to choose you. 971 00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:45,001 I mean, you know what I mean. 972 00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:47,103 - Yeah, you mean that you had better options 973 00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:49,172 and that I should feel lucky. 974 00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:49,806 - No. 975 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:50,840 - And I do, Mikey. 976 00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,809 You make me feel lucky to be with you 977 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:55,045 like I'm this broken thing 978 00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:58,715 and you're the only one on the planet that can fix me. 979 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:01,351 Maybe if I'm lucky. 980 00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:04,854 - I don't need this. 981 00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:10,527 (sombre music) 982 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:13,463 (door thudding) 983 00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:17,100 - "Charlotte and Davo forever." 984 00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:19,903 Sorry, kids, it was never gonna last. 985 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:25,809 Davo is too fond of dope and Charlotte is a dope. 986 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,911 Maybe they do have a chance. 987 00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,747 (Sunny laughing) 988 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:31,815 Hello? 989 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:33,416 (Travis knocking) 990 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,352 Campus is closed! 991 00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:40,223 - My secret's out. 992 00:37:42,661 --> 00:37:43,760 (Sunny sighing) 993 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:46,062 I'm one of the spawn of Satan. 994 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,065 - How long have you been in there? 995 00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:50,433 - Since lunchtime. 996 00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:53,270 - Want a Tic Tac? 997 00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:55,672 - Why, does my breath, does it reek? 998 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:56,339 - No. 999 00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:58,208 I just don't have a handkerchief. 1000 00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:01,478 (Sunny chuckling) 1001 00:38:03,248 --> 00:38:04,381 What's wrong? 1002 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:07,517 - Life. 1003 00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:08,752 I decided I, 1004 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:13,690 I might as well stay in there and just die of misery. 1005 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:15,659 Or the stench, whichever got me first really 1006 00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:19,763 and then you came along, you made me laugh and kinda, 1007 00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:22,432 you spoiled my whole wallowing thing. 1008 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:27,504 (Sunny sighing) 1009 00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:31,374 Can you believe the sad shit that people write up here? 1010 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:36,713 (bottle clinking) 1011 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:39,149 - There's a spare roller here. 1012 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,018 - Thanks. 1013 00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:45,121 - I'm about as socially desperate as it gets, 1014 00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:48,325 but even I don't want my name in a heart 1015 00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:49,993 on the back of a toilet door. 1016 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:51,461 (Sunny chucking) 1017 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:55,198 (pleasant piano music) 1018 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:59,669 - "Donna is a towel-head skank." 1019 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,071 Not anymore. 1020 00:39:02,074 --> 00:39:04,441 - "Britney sucks dogs." 1021 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:05,775 No she does not. 1022 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:08,812 - Look at that, just wiping out racial disharmony 1023 00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:12,982 and unsavoury bestial practises in one stroke! 1024 00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:16,152 - [Travis] And these are the normal people. 1025 00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:16,986 - I know, right? 1026 00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:20,223 How did we become the social outcasts? 1027 00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:22,125 - It's not fair, is it? 1028 00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:26,629 - If the world was fair, ice cream would be slimming. 1029 00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:27,530 - If the world was fair, 1030 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:31,301 small furry animals would wear coats of super models. 1031 00:39:31,303 --> 00:39:34,404 - And chocolate would cure pimples. 1032 00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:37,073 - Beer would improve driving. 1033 00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:40,477 - Neurosis would be irresistibly attractive. 1034 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:41,211 - Mmmm. 1035 00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:43,113 (motor puttering) 1036 00:39:43,115 --> 00:39:46,850 (pleasant piano music) 1037 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,220 I think I need training wheels. 1038 00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:52,055 - No, you're fine. 1039 00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:55,792 Hey, why don't you take her home? 1040 00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:57,994 - You think? 1041 00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:58,762 - Yeah. 1042 00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:00,029 Live dangerously. 1043 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:07,904 - Um. 1044 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:11,474 (upbeat music) 1045 00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:19,015 (motor buzzing) 1046 00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:24,454 (door thudding) 1047 00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:26,022 - What the fuck are you doing? 1048 00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:27,223 - I am peeing. 1049 00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,092 - You just gonna be a smart ass 1050 00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:30,093 little bitch your whole life? 1051 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,729 - Okay, this situation is a little vulnerable 1052 00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:33,963 for this particular game. 1053 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,198 Can we just have a temporary delay in play? 1054 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,033 - You expect me to be considerate of you 1055 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,368 but you don't think about the affect 1056 00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:40,970 of your actions on anyone else. 1057 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:43,039 It feels good so you do it. 1058 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,641 - Okay, this is fun. 1059 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,876 - You've got a boyfriend who's kinda hot 1060 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:48,278 and kinda famous, but no, 1061 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,646 you decided it would be a good idea 1062 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:52,048 to make out with the little spastic. 1063 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,750 - Good job, neighbourhood watch. 1064 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:55,685 - What're you thinking? 1065 00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:57,287 - I don't know, maybe I... 1066 00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,354 Maybe I made one mistake. 1067 00:40:58,356 --> 00:41:00,323 Let's not turn this into something-- 1068 00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:01,157 - One mistake? 1069 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:04,794 Sunny, this is your fucking life! 1070 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:08,465 You do these things because it feels, I don't know, 1071 00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:10,500 exciting or naughty. 1072 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:13,169 You invite people to use you 1073 00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,237 and when it all turns ugly, 1074 00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,606 you expect someone else to come in and pick up 1075 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:17,941 all your broken little pieces. 1076 00:41:17,943 --> 00:41:21,978 - If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, 1077 00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,447 you can't blame me for what that man did. 1078 00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:26,549 He was an adult and I was a child. 1079 00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:28,351 - You could've done what I did. 1080 00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:29,853 You could've said no. 1081 00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:31,988 - He-- - Yeah, he tried. 1082 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,223 Before you. 1083 00:41:33,225 --> 00:41:34,591 You're not so special. 1084 00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:37,227 You just don't know how to say no. 1085 00:41:37,229 --> 00:41:39,362 - I was 12, you cunt. 1086 00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:40,563 - So was I. 1087 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:51,140 (tools clattering) 1088 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,015 (muffled beat music) 1089 00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:07,223 - This is it. 1090 00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:09,058 Initiate launch procedure. 1091 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:11,060 - Ever heard of Apollo 13? 1092 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:21,638 (Mikey knocking) 1093 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,472 You okay in there? 1094 00:42:22,474 --> 00:42:24,607 - Go away, please. 1095 00:42:24,609 --> 00:42:27,777 (Sunny coughing) 1096 00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:32,015 (vomit trickling) 1097 00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:34,117 - [Woman] 'Cause I'm talking to an idiot-- 1098 00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:34,884 - Oh shit. 1099 00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:35,952 I took her to Chinese for lunch. 1100 00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:38,488 For a girl who usually eats a fork-full of moo goo 1101 00:42:38,490 --> 00:42:39,389 and half a fortune cookie, 1102 00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:42,258 she made a pretty decent dent in the menu. 1103 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,960 It's the MSG I bet. 1104 00:42:44,563 --> 00:42:47,130 Well, whatever it is, we're screwed. 1105 00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:49,065 All that hard work for nothing. 1106 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,668 Guess she won't be needing you anymore. 1107 00:42:53,305 --> 00:42:56,239 (upbeat music) 1108 00:43:04,215 --> 00:43:05,582 What're you doing? 1109 00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:09,686 - Taking some advice I got from a bath mitt. 1110 00:43:09,688 --> 00:43:13,389 (upbeat guitar music) 1111 00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:22,732 (audience applauding) 1112 00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:31,407 Um. 1113 00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:32,675 (microphone ringing) 1114 00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:36,279 (audience chuckling) 1115 00:43:37,349 --> 00:43:40,683 Believe it or not, I've been in therapy. 1116 00:43:40,685 --> 00:43:42,151 (audience laughing) 1117 00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:43,019 Therapy, right? 1118 00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:46,823 It's basically paying someone to be your friend. 1119 00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:49,292 But with therapy, what you're really paying for 1120 00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:52,428 is not for someone to listen to you problems. 1121 00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:54,731 No, what you're paying for is so that 1122 00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:57,467 you don't have to listen to their shitty problems. 1123 00:43:57,469 --> 00:44:01,270 (audience laughing) 1124 00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:03,906 Yeah, I have issues. 1125 00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:06,943 The paper bag gave it away, huh? 1126 00:44:07,379 --> 00:44:08,745 I have cerebral palsy. 1127 00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:12,415 Yeah, I'm a full-time spastic. (audience laughing) 1128 00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,383 Not just recreationally. 1129 00:44:13,385 --> 00:44:15,385 I don't need beer to walk like this. 1130 00:44:15,387 --> 00:44:16,953 This is all me. 1131 00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:18,588 (audience laughing) 1132 00:44:18,590 --> 00:44:20,857 You know, when you got cerebral palsy, 1133 00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:22,992 it's hard to pick up a girl. 1134 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:25,228 It's hard to pick up a drink. 1135 00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:26,596 (audience laughing) 1136 00:44:26,598 --> 00:44:29,565 I mean, I met this girl, I like her, 1137 00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:31,501 but what do I say? 1138 00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:34,103 I promise I won't try to get in your pants. 1139 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:37,407 I have enough trouble getting in my own. 1140 00:44:37,409 --> 00:44:40,243 (audience laughing) 1141 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:42,712 But don't feel bad for me. 1142 00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:43,646 There is an upside. 1143 00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:46,916 Girls like guys they can fix, right? 1144 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:48,785 So, right her, right? 1145 00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:51,254 This is catnip to the ladies. 1146 00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:54,724 (audience laughing) 1147 00:44:55,727 --> 00:44:59,228 (audience applauding) 1148 00:44:59,230 --> 00:44:59,996 My boss... 1149 00:44:59,998 --> 00:45:01,030 Thank you. (audience clapping) 1150 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:05,968 My boss tells me I also have anger issues. 1151 00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:09,138 (pleasant music) 1152 00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:12,775 - You went on? 1153 00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:15,511 - You don't mind? 1154 00:45:15,513 --> 00:45:17,413 - No, I couldn't be happier. 1155 00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:20,083 - Yeah, well hold that thought. 1156 00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:21,250 You're out. 1157 00:45:21,953 --> 00:45:23,152 He's in. 1158 00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,153 He won the heat. 1159 00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:26,055 He's through the next round. 1160 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:26,956 Who freaking knew? 1161 00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:27,757 - I told you! 1162 00:45:27,759 --> 00:45:28,624 Did I tell you? 1163 00:45:28,626 --> 00:45:29,325 - I'm sorry. 1164 00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:30,259 - No, you did me a favour. 1165 00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:31,861 It was never me, it was you, you know that. 1166 00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:33,930 And now I can spend more time at Mario's. 1167 00:45:33,932 --> 00:45:35,498 - Great, more greasy fingernails. 1168 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,399 Who doesn't find that hot? 1169 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,267 - [Sunny] You're gonna keep going, right? 1170 00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:39,068 - I guess. 1171 00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:40,269 - Yes you are! 1172 00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:42,405 You've got two more rounds, you win those, 1173 00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:43,639 you're in the big show. 1174 00:45:43,641 --> 00:45:44,507 And Mikey will help you. 1175 00:45:44,509 --> 00:45:47,210 - Yeah because Mikey's a freaking prince. 1176 00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:49,879 - Yeah, I might, I might just-- 1177 00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:51,114 - Yeah, you do that, champ. 1178 00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:54,350 They want a photo before you go, poster shot. 1179 00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:57,954 - [Woman] Just like that, perfect. 1180 00:45:57,956 --> 00:45:58,921 (camera snapping) 1181 00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:00,056 One more? 1182 00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:02,058 Okay. 1183 00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:06,095 (people chattering) 1184 00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:08,264 - [Man] I feel rank. 1185 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,266 - Oh, you feel bad now, 1186 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,135 just try having a barium enema. 1187 00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:12,835 - Oh, retard. 1188 00:46:12,837 --> 00:46:15,571 - Oh, we're not gonna do this again, are we? 1189 00:46:15,573 --> 00:46:16,205 - What's up? 1190 00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:17,740 You run out of jokes, have you? 1191 00:46:17,742 --> 00:46:18,374 - No. 1192 00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:19,909 I just don't think it's fair to have a battle of wits 1193 00:46:19,911 --> 00:46:22,111 with an unarmed opponent. 1194 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:22,879 (guys laughing) 1195 00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:25,481 (punch thudding) - What does that mean, huh? 1196 00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:30,319 (kick thudding) (Travis groaning) 1197 00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:31,788 (guys mumbling) 1198 00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:32,355 Huh? 1199 00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:33,890 Now that's fucking funny! 1200 00:46:34,726 --> 00:46:35,358 Smartass! 1201 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:36,359 - Come on, let's not fight, okay? 1202 00:46:36,361 --> 00:46:39,462 - I'm not fighting, Mikey, I'm just not agreeing with you. 1203 00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:40,863 Don't... 1204 00:46:40,865 --> 00:46:41,931 Travis? 1205 00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:45,701 Oh my God, Travis, shit! 1206 00:46:45,703 --> 00:46:48,337 Are you, Travis, are you okay? 1207 00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:49,972 - [Travis] Rough crowd. 1208 00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:53,209 - Jesus, nice face period, mate. 1209 00:46:53,211 --> 00:46:54,043 I'll call an ambulance. 1210 00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:55,978 - No, no, no, no, no. 1211 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:56,612 I'm fine. 1212 00:46:56,614 --> 00:46:57,480 - [Sunny] Okay, come on. 1213 00:46:57,482 --> 00:47:00,917 I'm gonna, I'm gonna take you home, okay? 1214 00:47:00,919 --> 00:47:01,617 - You what? 1215 00:47:01,619 --> 00:47:03,920 - I'm gonna, Mikey, I'm gonna take him home. 1216 00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:04,954 Okay? 1217 00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:05,988 - Sunny. 1218 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:09,025 (motor buzzing) 1219 00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:14,831 (Travis groaning) - Oh. 1220 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:16,866 - You know you don't have to do that. 1221 00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,935 - Well, you don't know me. 1222 00:47:19,704 --> 00:47:21,671 - I'm trying to. 1223 00:47:21,673 --> 00:47:22,538 - It's not that hard. 1224 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:24,407 Some people would say the real challenge 1225 00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:25,975 is getting me to back off. 1226 00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:27,677 - Some people are fuckwads 1227 00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:33,082 and especially ones with tiny beards and catchphrases. 1228 00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:36,152 - Do you have anything to drink? 1229 00:47:37,755 --> 00:47:38,955 - Yeah. 1230 00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:40,323 Just cans. 1231 00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:46,629 You know, I get the shakes sometimes, 1232 00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:50,266 break bottles 1233 00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:52,602 and chipped a tooth. 1234 00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:58,241 - Well, 1235 00:47:58,243 --> 00:48:00,076 here is 1236 00:48:00,078 --> 00:48:01,944 to following your dreams. 1237 00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:04,313 - To knowing your limitations. 1238 00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:14,523 - Hey, did you mean what you said tonight on stage? 1239 00:48:14,926 --> 00:48:15,858 (Travis groaning) Uh-oh. 1240 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:16,626 - No. (Sunny giggling) 1241 00:48:16,628 --> 00:48:18,361 About needing therapy? 1242 00:48:18,363 --> 00:48:21,731 - No, about wanting to say something to a girl 1243 00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:23,232 and not knowing how. 1244 00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:26,502 - Yeah, I'll get over it. 1245 00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:29,772 - Don't. 1246 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:37,813 - Why did you, why'd you do that? 1247 00:48:39,784 --> 00:48:40,917 - Why not? 1248 00:48:44,822 --> 00:48:48,057 ("Sweat" by RY X) 1249 00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:03,506 ¶ Come 1250 00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:06,342 ¶ Husk your limbs 1251 00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:11,714 ¶ To my floor 1252 00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:14,817 ¶ Bones 1253 00:49:14,819 --> 00:49:17,720 ¶ Sucking stones 1254 00:49:17,722 --> 00:49:23,192 ¶ Her coming storm 1255 00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:26,195 ¶ Under the lights you went 1256 00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:31,767 ¶ Chemical ashes head down 1257 00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:37,340 ¶ Heart on a diamond thread 1258 00:49:37,342 --> 00:49:42,979 ¶ Fennel and lashes wet down 1259 00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:51,153 ¶ Young star, haunted lynx 1260 00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:56,559 ¶ Ring of sliver 1261 00:49:58,029 --> 00:50:02,064 ¶ I want your bones 1262 00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:07,570 ¶ Inside my bones 1263 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,741 ¶ Ooo 1264 00:50:11,743 --> 00:50:14,810 ¶ Oooooo 1265 00:50:14,812 --> 00:50:17,179 ¶ Oooooo 1266 00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:24,487 (phone chiming) 1267 00:50:25,923 --> 00:50:26,989 - Mikey? 1268 00:50:28,059 --> 00:50:29,058 - Yep. 1269 00:50:32,296 --> 00:50:33,362 - So, 1270 00:50:33,965 --> 00:50:35,765 what're you gonna do now? 1271 00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:39,502 - I'm not exactly sure. 1272 00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:43,406 I'm gonna have to talk to him. 1273 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,376 I need you to trust me. 1274 00:50:57,288 --> 00:50:58,487 Can you do that? 1275 00:51:16,841 --> 00:51:17,973 What's this? 1276 00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:24,313 - It's trust. 1277 00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:29,585 (engine rumbling) 1278 00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,856 This is gotta be the best idea you ever had. 1279 00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:35,524 (bong bubbling) 1280 00:51:35,526 --> 00:51:37,259 (Gordo sighing) 1281 00:51:37,261 --> 00:51:38,461 Left turn coming up. 1282 00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:40,863 In three, two, one, turn. 1283 00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:48,571 - So you're gonna be like famous now. 1284 00:51:48,573 --> 00:51:49,605 On TV? 1285 00:51:49,974 --> 00:51:52,308 You're gonna be like a poon tang magnet. 1286 00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:52,908 - No. 1287 00:51:52,910 --> 00:51:54,210 It's just a contest. 1288 00:51:54,212 --> 00:51:56,312 And there's two more heats. 1289 00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:57,179 - Which if you win. 1290 00:51:57,181 --> 00:51:59,482 - Then I'm in the showcase. 1291 00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:01,951 That, that's televised. 1292 00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:03,619 - And that's exciting, right? 1293 00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:04,420 For you? 1294 00:52:04,422 --> 00:52:05,454 - Yeah. 1295 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:06,222 - I don't get TV. 1296 00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:08,958 To me it's just an expensive fucking radio. 1297 00:52:10,061 --> 00:52:10,960 But seriously though, 1298 00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:13,929 I can't focus on driving when I smell on you like.... 1299 00:52:13,931 --> 00:52:15,998 (Gordo sniffing) 1300 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,967 ripe peaches and, and... 1301 00:52:17,969 --> 00:52:19,869 (Gordo sniffing) 1302 00:52:19,871 --> 00:52:20,836 fresh sex. 1303 00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:21,537 - Oh, God. 1304 00:52:21,539 --> 00:52:23,472 - Oh, someone should market that as a breakfast cereal. 1305 00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:26,709 Like, Snatch Krispies or... 1306 00:52:26,711 --> 00:52:27,443 Pussy Puffs! 1307 00:52:27,445 --> 00:52:29,512 - Dude, you're a bad person, you know that, right? 1308 00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:32,214 And, you just missed our turn. 1309 00:52:32,216 --> 00:52:33,282 - So what? 1310 00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:34,917 I'm not in control. 1311 00:52:34,919 --> 00:52:36,619 You're not in control. 1312 00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:37,553 No one is. 1313 00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:39,021 It's an illusion. 1314 00:52:39,023 --> 00:52:41,023 You have to learn to go with it. 1315 00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:42,625 But like I always say, 1316 00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:43,859 trust in the universe 1317 00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:45,694 and then the good things will happen. 1318 00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:46,462 (truck hissing) 1319 00:52:46,464 --> 00:52:49,598 - [Gordo Voiceover] For the record, I never say that. 1320 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,168 I'm blind, I'm not stupid. 1321 00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:53,936 I don't believe in happy endings. 1322 00:52:53,938 --> 00:52:57,206 - You're making the biggest mistake of your life. 1323 00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,040 This is so you. 1324 00:52:58,042 --> 00:52:59,275 - What does that supposed to mean? 1325 00:52:59,277 --> 00:53:01,810 - Oh look, a stray dog is so cute, can I keep it? 1326 00:53:01,812 --> 00:53:02,711 - How fucking dare you. 1327 00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:03,979 - No, how fucking dare you! 1328 00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:05,581 - [Mario] Bella, you want me to do something? 1329 00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:07,816 - Hey, butt out, old man! 1330 00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:09,585 I'm not joking. 1331 00:53:09,587 --> 00:53:11,053 - Fine, Mario, I'm fine. 1332 00:53:11,055 --> 00:53:12,121 This is not the place, okay. 1333 00:53:12,123 --> 00:53:13,055 We can finish this-- 1334 00:53:13,057 --> 00:53:14,823 - No, we're finished! 1335 00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:16,492 I'll see you in a few days when you realise 1336 00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:19,428 what a massive fucking mistake you've made. 1337 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:20,963 This is real life, 1338 00:53:20,965 --> 00:53:23,265 not some cutesy fairytale. 1339 00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:27,403 You kiss a frog, in the morning it's still gonna be a frog. 1340 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:32,274 (sombre tempo music) 1341 00:53:47,592 --> 00:53:48,157 - Hey. 1342 00:53:48,159 --> 00:53:49,725 - You gonna invite us in? 1343 00:53:50,061 --> 00:53:52,528 - Why don't we take her for a spin? 1344 00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:53,229 - Like this? 1345 00:53:53,231 --> 00:53:56,232 - Yeah, I mean, she should run fine. 1346 00:53:57,702 --> 00:53:58,634 Let's go. 1347 00:53:58,636 --> 00:53:59,835 - [Travis] Okay. 1348 00:54:03,174 --> 00:54:04,173 - Hey. 1349 00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,543 You look after her, okay? 1350 00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:09,411 - I'm not driving. 1351 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:10,613 - Not the car. 1352 00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:12,548 Don't be an asshole. 1353 00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:14,850 She don't need another asshole. 1354 00:54:14,852 --> 00:54:16,885 (engine rumbling) - Okay. 1355 00:54:16,887 --> 00:54:18,520 - [Mario] Okay. 1356 00:54:24,128 --> 00:54:27,529 (engine puttering) 1357 00:54:31,135 --> 00:54:32,401 (upbeat music) 1358 00:54:32,403 --> 00:54:38,140 (Gordo beatboxing) (Sunny giggling) 1359 00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:40,943 - [Gordo] Trav, are you gonna rap or what? 1360 00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,244 Come on, Trav. 1361 00:54:42,246 --> 00:54:43,846 - This is everyday. 1362 00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:46,749 (upbeat music) 1363 00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:51,920 (water trickling) 1364 00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:53,656 - Oh! (Travis laughing) 1365 00:54:53,658 --> 00:54:54,757 Queen! 1366 00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:56,792 - Here you go, bro. 1367 00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:03,732 - [Travis] You're just going in circles! 1368 00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:05,034 - Yay! - Yeah! 1369 00:55:05,036 --> 00:55:06,669 - [Travis] Yes! 1370 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:11,206 - You look like a praying mantis on crack! 1371 00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:14,109 (upbeat music) 1372 00:55:20,384 --> 00:55:23,419 (motor buzzing) 1373 00:55:29,026 --> 00:55:32,127 (pleasant music) 1374 00:55:36,801 --> 00:55:38,300 (Sunny moaning) 1375 00:55:38,302 --> 00:55:41,437 (Sunny giggling) 1376 00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:51,113 (traffic whooshing) 1377 00:55:57,655 --> 00:56:01,056 Oh my God, Mario, it's beautiful. 1378 00:56:01,058 --> 00:56:02,791 Let's put the windshield on. 1379 00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:04,626 Let's finish this. 1380 00:56:05,329 --> 00:56:06,795 Hey. 1381 00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:07,463 Mario. 1382 00:56:07,465 --> 00:56:10,699 Old man, it's a little early for a siesta, isn't it? 1383 00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:11,800 Mario? 1384 00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:14,937 (dramatic music) 1385 00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:16,572 (Mario gasping) 1386 00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:17,639 Mario. 1387 00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:20,109 - Il mio cuore. 1388 00:56:20,911 --> 00:56:23,946 (Mario gasping) 1389 00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:30,519 (siren alarming) 1390 00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,192 - You're gonna be okay. 1391 00:56:37,194 --> 00:56:37,960 - Sorry, Bella. 1392 00:56:37,962 --> 00:56:38,961 - No don't need to be. 1393 00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:41,063 - I'm just a useless old man 1394 00:56:42,867 --> 00:56:44,933 who can't look after you. 1395 00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:47,202 (Mario gasping) (Sunny crying) 1396 00:56:47,204 --> 00:56:50,305 (dramatic music) 1397 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:54,643 (Travis sighing) 1398 00:56:54,645 --> 00:56:57,012 - Oh, come on, people. 1399 00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:00,916 (phone buzzing) 1400 00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:05,487 - Hey, Travis, can you call me? 1401 00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:09,191 There's something I need to tell you. 1402 00:57:09,193 --> 00:57:11,360 Actually, don't call. 1403 00:57:11,362 --> 00:57:14,596 I should tell you in person. 1404 00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:17,933 (melancholy music) 1405 00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:23,739 - Hey. 1406 00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:27,976 (phone beeping) 1407 00:57:39,156 --> 00:57:42,391 (Travis knocking) 1408 00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:45,194 - Oh. 1409 00:57:45,196 --> 00:57:46,228 You. 1410 00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:47,863 - [Travis] Yep. 1411 00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:50,432 - You think I don't know what's going on? 1412 00:57:50,434 --> 00:57:52,701 - You think I care what you know? 1413 00:57:52,703 --> 00:57:53,469 - You should. 1414 00:57:53,471 --> 00:57:56,538 She's a student at the school where you work. 1415 00:57:56,540 --> 00:57:58,207 (Travis sighing) 1416 00:57:58,209 --> 00:57:58,907 Oh, 1417 00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:00,476 so you do care. 1418 00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:02,711 - You know, I didn't come here to play games. 1419 00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:05,013 Sunny needs to tell me something. 1420 00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:10,419 (foreboding music) 1421 00:58:13,591 --> 00:58:16,191 - What did you think was gonna happen? 1422 00:58:17,361 --> 00:58:19,361 That she'd end up with you? 1423 00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:23,932 Oh. 1424 00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:28,337 (gate rattling) 1425 00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:34,376 (sombre piano music) 1426 00:58:35,246 --> 00:58:36,678 - [Gordo Voiceover] Life tries to show us 1427 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,313 what we need to see 1428 00:58:38,315 --> 00:58:40,682 but it's never completely clear. 1429 00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:45,220 It's hard to look at yourself objectively. 1430 00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:53,428 And what you see depends on what you're willing to believe. 1431 00:58:53,998 --> 00:58:55,097 - All right. (audience applauding) 1432 00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:56,331 All right, all right, all right, all right. 1433 00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:59,735 This next guy is competing for a slot in the closing night 1434 00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:01,136 of the "Bring the Funny" showcase. 1435 00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:03,205 I want you to go absolutely nuts for our next contestant. 1436 00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:05,140 Give it up for a very funny guy, 1437 00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,375 Mysterious Bag Man. 1438 00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:07,809 (audience cheering) Yes! 1439 00:59:08,612 --> 00:59:12,614 - You know, I had this girlfriend, it didn't work out. 1440 00:59:12,616 --> 00:59:13,382 She left me. 1441 00:59:13,384 --> 00:59:14,750 (audience laughing) 1442 00:59:14,752 --> 00:59:18,620 She said, I can never tell what you're thinking. 1443 00:59:18,622 --> 00:59:20,722 I'm like, what do you want? 1444 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:22,991 This is the only expression I can draw. 1445 00:59:22,993 --> 00:59:26,762 (audience laughing) 1446 00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:28,664 (wrench cranking) 1447 00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:33,101 (pleasant instrumental music) 1448 00:59:36,774 --> 00:59:42,177 I'd kiss her and she'd complain about paper cuts. 1449 00:59:42,179 --> 00:59:42,945 When we made love, 1450 00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:45,981 she said it was like humping a Happy Meal. 1451 00:59:45,983 --> 00:59:48,917 (audience laughing) 1452 00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:52,654 (electrical fizzling) 1453 00:59:58,495 --> 01:00:00,062 The whole time it's all about 1454 01:00:00,064 --> 01:00:02,464 what she wants, what she needs. 1455 01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:05,000 Banging on my door day and night. 1456 01:00:05,402 --> 01:00:07,803 Eventually, I had to let her out. 1457 01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:11,273 (audience laughing) 1458 01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:16,578 (Polaroid camera buzzing) 1459 01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:21,016 (pleasant instrumental music) 1460 01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:31,293 (keys clinking) 1461 01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:33,395 (audience cheering) 1462 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:35,163 - Come back out here, dude, come on! 1463 01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:36,765 Very good, now... 1464 01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:38,266 So you just won your way through to the final round, 1465 01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:40,535 a shot at the big time, how's it feel? 1466 01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:41,737 How's it feel? 1467 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:43,939 - Kinda dirty. 1468 01:00:43,941 --> 01:00:45,107 - Oh, okay. (audience laughing) 1469 01:00:45,109 --> 01:00:47,676 Guys, give it up for this guy one more time. 1470 01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:49,611 Mysterious Bag Man. 1471 01:00:49,613 --> 01:00:50,212 Huh? 1472 01:00:50,214 --> 01:00:52,514 Thanks for coming out! 1473 01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:11,833 (sombre piano music) 1474 01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:45,534 (door thudding) 1475 01:01:45,536 --> 01:01:46,601 - Hey. 1476 01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:49,404 Busted. 1477 01:01:54,411 --> 01:01:55,877 - What're you doing here? 1478 01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:59,147 - I was just looking for some paper and... 1479 01:01:59,149 --> 01:01:59,881 I... 1480 01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:02,084 - Who said you could look at that? 1481 01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:04,519 - Travis, is this you? 1482 01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:07,355 - I said, that's private. 1483 01:02:08,358 --> 01:02:09,758 - Sorry, I just... 1484 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:10,892 I wanted to pop-- 1485 01:02:10,894 --> 01:02:11,960 - You know, 1486 01:02:11,962 --> 01:02:12,828 you just... 1487 01:02:12,830 --> 01:02:15,163 you just can't barge in and out of people's lives 1488 01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:16,398 whenever you feel like it! 1489 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:20,335 - Wow, okay, that's not what's happening here, Travis. 1490 01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:21,803 I tried to call you. 1491 01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:25,707 There's something I need to tell you. 1492 01:02:26,276 --> 01:02:28,009 - Yeah, I know. 1493 01:02:28,011 --> 01:02:30,812 What makes you think I fucking care? 1494 01:02:34,485 --> 01:02:38,720 - I don't know what happened to make you like this 1495 01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:40,255 but it wasn't me, okay? 1496 01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:42,057 I didn't do this! 1497 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:43,892 - Get out! 1498 01:02:56,740 --> 01:03:00,375 (sombre guitar music) 1499 01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:15,857 (birds chirping) 1500 01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:19,828 ¶ Was our love 1501 01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:24,399 ¶ Just a song 1502 01:03:24,401 --> 01:03:27,402 ¶ I went to bed 1503 01:03:27,404 --> 01:03:32,140 ¶ Thinking everything was wrong ¶ 1504 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,246 - Travis. 1505 01:03:38,248 --> 01:03:39,948 We need to talk. 1506 01:03:41,218 --> 01:03:42,250 Now! 1507 01:03:42,586 --> 01:03:45,387 Now you told me that you were gonna talk to somebody 1508 01:03:45,389 --> 01:03:47,088 about your issues. 1509 01:03:47,925 --> 01:03:48,990 - I've been talking 1510 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:51,059 to a lot of people. - Well, we both know 1511 01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:53,862 that this is not what I meant. 1512 01:03:55,098 --> 01:03:58,600 How many second chances do you think I'm gonna give you? 1513 01:03:58,602 --> 01:03:59,835 - Technically just one. 1514 01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:02,604 After that would be a third and fourth and-- 1515 01:04:02,606 --> 01:04:05,941 - You have been accused of getting students drunk 1516 01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:08,643 in the toilets after hours. 1517 01:04:08,645 --> 01:04:10,445 - Student, just one. 1518 01:04:10,447 --> 01:04:11,847 I thought I'd start slow and work my way up. 1519 01:04:11,849 --> 01:04:14,382 - Of trying to run over a student? 1520 01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:19,387 Of making sexual advances with a student? 1521 01:04:19,389 --> 01:04:22,090 - They started it and she kissed me. 1522 01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:23,191 - The girl's sister told me 1523 01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:26,161 that she's been spending nights in your apartment. 1524 01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:27,362 Is that true? 1525 01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,066 - Well, not anymore. 1526 01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:32,934 So everybody happy now? 1527 01:04:35,005 --> 01:04:38,340 (ukulele plucking) 1528 01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:41,509 (upbeat ukulele music) 1529 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:42,477 Gordo, can we talk? 1530 01:04:42,479 --> 01:04:44,946 - Hey, Trav, long time no see, man! 1531 01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:46,147 Oh, well, ever. 1532 01:04:46,149 --> 01:04:47,048 - Yeah, ha. - Really but-- 1533 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,049 - Yo, can you stop playing that, 1534 01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:49,284 I need to tell you something. 1535 01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:50,285 - Yeah, so tell me. 1536 01:04:50,287 --> 01:04:53,088 - Not why you're playing that stupid goddamn song. 1537 01:04:53,090 --> 01:04:54,055 - Fine. 1538 01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:54,789 (ukulele plucking) 1539 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:56,658 - I said stop it, all right! 1540 01:04:56,660 --> 01:04:58,760 (ukulele clattering) 1541 01:04:58,762 --> 01:04:59,561 - What the fuck? 1542 01:04:59,563 --> 01:05:02,030 (ukulele crunching) What was that for? 1543 01:05:02,032 --> 01:05:03,899 - Shit, man, I... 1544 01:05:03,901 --> 01:05:05,433 Here, I'm sorry. 1545 01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:16,478 (Gordo gasping) 1546 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,113 Just say something. 1547 01:05:18,115 --> 01:05:19,114 She went back to him. 1548 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:22,050 - Well what did you expect, you asshole? 1549 01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:24,019 - What, because I'm like this? 1550 01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:24,819 - No. 1551 01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:27,722 Because you're such a fucking Nancy Hofstetter! 1552 01:05:27,724 --> 01:05:28,857 - A what? 1553 01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:30,325 - Nancy Hofstetter, man. 1554 01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:32,260 She's a girl I knew in high school. 1555 01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:36,231 She wanted me to fuck her but not put it in all the way. 1556 01:05:36,233 --> 01:05:37,565 Just the tip. 1557 01:05:37,567 --> 01:05:38,767 But that's you! 1558 01:05:39,069 --> 01:05:41,236 - I don't want you to fuck me with any-- 1559 01:05:41,238 --> 01:05:43,004 - Not me, fool! 1560 01:05:43,006 --> 01:05:44,072 Life! 1561 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,608 You want life but you won't let it in 1562 01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:49,110 in all its throbbing, meaty glory. 1563 01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:52,047 You want life to fuck you but with just the tip 1564 01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:53,581 and that's bullshit, my friend. 1565 01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:58,086 You gotta let life stick it to you all the way, ball deep! 1566 01:05:58,088 --> 01:06:01,222 You gotta deep throat the whole fucking catastrophe, 1567 01:06:01,224 --> 01:06:02,057 swallow and smile, 1568 01:06:02,059 --> 01:06:05,460 because what's life without the fucking money shot? 1569 01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,262 It's all just meaningless foreplay 1570 01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:09,864 and you end up jacking off. 1571 01:06:09,866 --> 01:06:11,066 Alone. 1572 01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:14,736 (sombre guitar music) 1573 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:21,209 (walking stick rattling) 1574 01:06:28,385 --> 01:06:29,551 - [Gordo Voiceover] When you hit that point 1575 01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:32,887 at which everything seems at its crappest... 1576 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:34,522 - Sorry. - Sorry. 1577 01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:35,757 - [Gordo Voiceover] You might just find that 1578 01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:38,226 breaking your ukulele can be the best thing 1579 01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:40,061 that ever happened to you. 1580 01:06:40,063 --> 01:06:40,929 - [Gordo] My fault. 1581 01:06:40,931 --> 01:06:42,263 - Oh no, my fault. 1582 01:06:42,265 --> 01:06:43,465 What was that? 1583 01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:45,433 - My ukulele. 1584 01:06:45,435 --> 01:06:47,035 It was shattered already. 1585 01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:47,869 - Aw. 1586 01:06:47,871 --> 01:06:48,937 - Yours? 1587 01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:51,039 (guitar strumming) 1588 01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:52,407 - I'm all good. 1589 01:06:52,409 --> 01:06:54,175 - Well, sorry. 1590 01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:56,611 - Happens to me all the time. 1591 01:06:56,613 --> 01:06:58,346 - Yeah, same. 1592 01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:04,252 (walking stick clacking) 1593 01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:06,654 I'm Gordo. 1594 01:07:07,324 --> 01:07:08,723 - Eve. 1595 01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:11,192 - Nice to meet you, Eve. 1596 01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:14,362 (pleasant music) 1597 01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:19,367 - And you are listening to all the nonstop hits 1598 01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:20,268 with Mikey and Sunny 1599 01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:22,704 and when we're back we'll be taking some calls. 1600 01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:24,706 What's on the agenda today, Mikey? 1601 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,441 - Well, girls, I wanna hear 1602 01:07:26,443 --> 01:07:29,544 about the wrongest guy you've ever dated. 1603 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:30,345 (motor puttering) 1604 01:07:30,347 --> 01:07:31,546 Let's start with you, Sunny. 1605 01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:33,281 Who's your wrongest guy? 1606 01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:35,550 - Uh. 1607 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:36,584 Em. 1608 01:07:36,953 --> 01:07:39,888 Why don't we go to a song while I think about that? 1609 01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:43,458 (motor puttering) 1610 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,326 (tyres screeching) 1611 01:07:45,328 --> 01:07:48,797 (faint radio music) 1612 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:56,438 - Babe, this is what we signed on for. 1613 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,239 You've got your face on a thousand buses. 1614 01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:01,209 - Oh wow, eat your heart out, Helen of Troy. 1615 01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:02,243 - What more do you want? 1616 01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:03,278 - I don't want that. 1617 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,145 I don't want you to-- 1618 01:08:04,147 --> 01:08:05,480 - Oh, come on, don't flake out on me now. 1619 01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:06,881 Stick with the programme. 1620 01:08:06,883 --> 01:08:07,849 Smile in the voice. 1621 01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:09,517 They can hear it, okay? 1622 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:14,889 And we are back with Mikey and Sunny in the morning. 1623 01:08:14,891 --> 01:08:15,690 Keeping it real. 1624 01:08:15,692 --> 01:08:18,393 First up, we have our next caller. 1625 01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:24,933 (audience applauding) 1626 01:08:26,837 --> 01:08:27,569 - Thank you. 1627 01:08:27,571 --> 01:08:30,638 When we return, the moment you've all been waiting for. 1628 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,340 The "Hunger Games" of funny. 1629 01:08:32,342 --> 01:08:34,209 The final winner-takes-it-all round 1630 01:08:34,211 --> 01:08:37,145 of the BTF unsigned open mic competition. 1631 01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:40,815 (audience applauding) 1632 01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:51,359 (crowd chattering) 1633 01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:56,131 - Travis. 1634 01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:57,398 Aren't you doing well? 1635 01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,733 It's great to see you, man. 1636 01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,201 It's great to see you. 1637 01:09:00,203 --> 01:09:02,237 - Mikey, on in five. 1638 01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:03,905 - All right, well I'll leave you kids to catch up. 1639 01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:06,808 You've got plenty to talk about, no doubt. 1640 01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:11,713 - [Sunny] Hey. 1641 01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:18,186 - I heard you on the radio. 1642 01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:19,754 - What did you think? 1643 01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:23,191 - You have to ask? 1644 01:09:25,262 --> 01:09:26,528 - Money's good. 1645 01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:28,696 - Yeah, I bet. 1646 01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:30,765 - Well, 1647 01:09:31,868 --> 01:09:34,502 good luck out there. 1648 01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:40,308 (audience laughing) 1649 01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:41,109 - So I've gotta go. 1650 01:09:41,111 --> 01:09:42,644 There's a girl waiting for me backstage 1651 01:09:42,646 --> 01:09:45,580 with a monkey wrench and a grease gun. 1652 01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:46,748 (audience applauding) - Yeah! 1653 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:51,119 The lesbolicious Rebecca Talay, ladies and gentlemen! 1654 01:09:51,121 --> 01:09:51,686 Yeah! 1655 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:54,055 All right, our next contestant is also bent 1656 01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:56,391 but not sexually, he's just plain bent. 1657 01:09:56,393 --> 01:09:59,727 Welcome to the stage, the Mysterious Bag Man. 1658 01:09:59,729 --> 01:10:02,997 (audience applauding) 1659 01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:05,033 Now I love Bag Man, we've shared a lot, 1660 01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:07,669 but I should warn you, he's an angry young dude 1661 01:10:07,671 --> 01:10:08,469 and why shouldn't he be? 1662 01:10:08,471 --> 01:10:09,437 He's got cerebral palsy? 1663 01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:12,240 No, that's not just a bad hangover. 1664 01:10:12,642 --> 01:10:15,043 Now, he's just come here straight from therapy. 1665 01:10:15,045 --> 01:10:16,010 Therapy, what is that? 1666 01:10:16,012 --> 01:10:17,679 Is that just paying someone to be your friend? 1667 01:10:17,681 --> 01:10:18,713 (audience laughing) With therapy, 1668 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:19,847 what're you paying for, really? 1669 01:10:19,849 --> 01:10:22,383 Are you paying for someone to listen to your problems 1670 01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:25,553 or are you paying so you don't have to listen to theirs? 1671 01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:26,254 You tell me. 1672 01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:27,121 (audience laughing) 1673 01:10:27,123 --> 01:10:28,590 - What do you think you're doing? 1674 01:10:28,592 --> 01:10:30,358 - What, you don't like those jokes? 1675 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:31,793 - Yeah, they're great. 1676 01:10:31,795 --> 01:10:33,661 I know because I wrote them. 1677 01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:36,264 - Yeah, for me, I paid you actually. 1678 01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:39,067 (audience laughing) Awkward. 1679 01:10:39,069 --> 01:10:40,235 - Well then, 1680 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:45,873 I guess I can't do this one or this one 1681 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,141 or this one! 1682 01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:48,910 Or these! 1683 01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:49,978 Screw it! 1684 01:10:50,614 --> 01:10:52,714 You know, congratulations. 1685 01:10:53,617 --> 01:10:54,682 You win. 1686 01:10:55,285 --> 01:10:56,684 Don't you have enough already? 1687 01:10:56,686 --> 01:10:58,586 And now you want this too? 1688 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:00,688 - Come on, man, surely you got something else. 1689 01:11:00,690 --> 01:11:02,357 What about one of those fun stories 1690 01:11:02,359 --> 01:11:05,260 about what an angry dude you are? 1691 01:11:05,262 --> 01:11:06,327 No? 1692 01:11:06,329 --> 01:11:07,028 Awkward. 1693 01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:09,330 Okay, folks, we might just take a little break. 1694 01:11:09,332 --> 01:11:11,599 - You know, wait, 1695 01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:12,667 sure. 1696 01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:14,602 All right. 1697 01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:17,605 Here's a story, just for you. 1698 01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:21,943 It's about a kid, three years old, 1699 01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:24,312 loved playing in the rain with his dog. 1700 01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:26,848 - I hope it's got a good punchline. 1701 01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:28,383 (sombre piano music) 1702 01:11:28,385 --> 01:11:34,255 - So this kid is out playing in the rain, 1703 01:11:34,758 --> 01:11:37,392 jumping from puddle to puddle with his dog 1704 01:11:37,394 --> 01:11:38,726 and he lives in this old house 1705 01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:42,597 with like a million stairs going all the way up to the door. 1706 01:11:42,599 --> 01:11:45,266 And they run inside, dripping wet. 1707 01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:48,002 Puddles all over the floor. 1708 01:11:48,438 --> 01:11:50,571 The dog, he runs up to the kid's dad 1709 01:11:50,573 --> 01:11:54,809 sitting in his favourite chair watching TV. 1710 01:11:56,613 --> 01:11:58,613 And just shakes. 1711 01:12:01,017 --> 01:12:02,717 As dogs do. 1712 01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:05,520 (audience chuckling) 1713 01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:06,220 And this dad, 1714 01:12:06,222 --> 01:12:09,057 he's got a bit of a temper. 1715 01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:11,859 Yeah, a bit of a temper. 1716 01:12:13,063 --> 01:12:14,862 And he grabs the dog 1717 01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:17,899 and he throws it out into the rain, 1718 01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:20,735 down the stairs. 1719 01:12:21,471 --> 01:12:24,272 The kid is upset. 1720 01:12:25,075 --> 01:12:26,974 Starts hitting the dad. 1721 01:12:27,277 --> 01:12:30,678 Maybe he's inherited a bit of his anger. 1722 01:12:32,349 --> 01:12:35,249 So the dad picks up the little boy, 1723 01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:38,953 he picks him up and he throws him out too. 1724 01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:41,289 Down the stairs, out into the rain. 1725 01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:44,292 Breaks his arm, bone sticking out. 1726 01:12:44,294 --> 01:12:46,294 Fractures his vertebrae, 1727 01:12:46,296 --> 01:12:47,695 cracks his skull. 1728 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:49,697 The mom, the mom sees this, 1729 01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:53,501 she sees this and she tries to help the little boy. 1730 01:12:53,837 --> 01:12:55,837 But the dad, he stops her. 1731 01:12:55,839 --> 01:12:58,306 He makes her go back inside 1732 01:12:58,308 --> 01:13:01,109 because it's raining after all. 1733 01:13:01,478 --> 01:13:03,978 (dramatic piano music) 1734 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,813 So here's this boy, 1735 01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:07,348 lying in the mud, 1736 01:13:07,350 --> 01:13:10,918 brain bleeding on the inside of his head, 1737 01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:13,187 he could die. 1738 01:13:14,758 --> 01:13:16,457 But he's not that lucky. 1739 01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:20,061 He gets to live with brain damage 1740 01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:21,963 in steel bolts and crews 1741 01:13:21,965 --> 01:13:27,101 and tests and scans and operations and... 1742 01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:28,436 and pain. 1743 01:13:30,673 --> 01:13:34,108 And nobody wanting to play with him 1744 01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:35,877 because he can't keep up 1745 01:13:37,514 --> 01:13:39,213 and he's a freak. 1746 01:13:43,153 --> 01:13:45,987 And he will spend the rest of his life 1747 01:13:45,989 --> 01:13:49,056 scaring off anybody who gets too close 1748 01:13:49,426 --> 01:13:53,461 so he can pretend that's what he wants. 1749 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:01,569 - Okay, we might just leave it there. 1750 01:14:01,571 --> 01:14:02,403 - You know that saying, 1751 01:14:02,405 --> 01:14:04,272 when they made him they broke the mould? 1752 01:14:04,274 --> 01:14:08,876 Well I'm the guy they made after him with a broken mould. 1753 01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:14,315 And that's why I get to tell these jokes and you don't! 1754 01:14:14,717 --> 01:14:17,952 You know, yeah, I've been to therapy. 1755 01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:20,121 They say I have anger problems. 1756 01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:22,790 Well I don't actually think I have a problem. 1757 01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:24,358 I think it's this guy who's about to have 1758 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,461 this microphone stand jammed up his ass 1759 01:14:26,463 --> 01:14:28,196 who's go the problem! 1760 01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:30,832 So is that enough of a punchline for you, fuck face? 1761 01:14:30,834 --> 01:14:31,999 You tell me! 1762 01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:34,202 (Travis thudding) 1763 01:14:34,204 --> 01:14:36,270 (people chattering) 1764 01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:36,904 Ugh, see? 1765 01:14:36,906 --> 01:14:39,140 I don't need a girl to knock me off my feet, 1766 01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,641 I can do it all by myself. 1767 01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:41,642 - [Mikey] Hey, come on. 1768 01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:42,543 - Fuck off! 1769 01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:43,511 (audience gasping) 1770 01:14:43,513 --> 01:14:44,445 Back off! 1771 01:14:44,447 --> 01:14:45,713 I don't need you! 1772 01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:47,081 I don't need anyone! 1773 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:49,617 (chairs thudding) 1774 01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:51,052 (glasses clattering) 1775 01:14:51,054 --> 01:14:54,155 (ominous music) 1776 01:14:56,626 --> 01:14:58,526 (Barry chuckling) 1777 01:14:58,528 --> 01:15:02,463 (suspenseful beat music) 1778 01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:14,876 - [Man] Go have another beer, freak! 1779 01:15:14,878 --> 01:15:16,611 - [Young Man] This guy's off his tits. 1780 01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:17,912 - [Woman] Ugh, he's trying to grope me! 1781 01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:21,816 - Hey, what're you doing grabbing her, buddy? 1782 01:15:21,818 --> 01:15:22,483 Woo! 1783 01:15:22,485 --> 01:15:23,918 Hit the pole. 1784 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:25,152 (Travis thudding) 1785 01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:27,021 Oi, he's taking a spill! 1786 01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:28,322 - Hey, stop it! 1787 01:15:28,324 --> 01:15:29,357 Piss off, you animals! 1788 01:15:29,359 --> 01:15:31,359 What're you staring at, leave him alone! 1789 01:15:31,361 --> 01:15:32,627 - All right, then. - Oh my God. 1790 01:15:32,629 --> 01:15:34,862 - Hey, Travis, it's Sunny. 1791 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,130 It's okay, you're okay. 1792 01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:37,865 You're okay, you're okay. 1793 01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:40,034 (Sunny shushing) 1794 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:40,968 Get off! 1795 01:15:40,970 --> 01:15:42,336 - I'm just calling an ambulance. 1796 01:15:42,338 --> 01:15:44,772 - Please, tell them to hurry. - Ambulance. 1797 01:15:44,774 --> 01:15:46,007 - Are you Dame Edna? 1798 01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:46,807 - Not at the moment. 1799 01:15:46,809 --> 01:15:48,442 We've got a crisis here. 1800 01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:50,611 - Give me that, give me it. 1801 01:15:50,613 --> 01:15:51,913 Yes. - Can I have your photo? 1802 01:15:51,915 --> 01:15:54,348 - We're on the corner of Bray and King's Street. 1803 01:15:54,350 --> 01:15:56,684 (camera snapping) Please hurry. 1804 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:58,953 (girl giggling) 1805 01:15:58,955 --> 01:16:00,054 - Is he okay? - He's calming down. 1806 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:01,722 - [Barry] I think so. 1807 01:16:01,724 --> 01:16:02,490 - Yeah, yeah. 1808 01:16:02,492 --> 01:16:06,727 - [Barry] What that bastard did was unacceptable. 1809 01:16:06,729 --> 01:16:07,828 (ambulance siren alarming) 1810 01:16:07,830 --> 01:16:11,098 (camera snapping) 1811 01:16:11,568 --> 01:16:14,835 (sirens alarming) 1812 01:16:17,206 --> 01:16:20,308 (child giggling) 1813 01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:25,947 (sombre music) 1814 01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:29,317 (traffic rumbling) 1815 01:16:31,521 --> 01:16:34,188 (aeroplane whooshing) 1816 01:16:34,190 --> 01:16:35,890 - [Travis] Thanks for checking on me. 1817 01:16:35,892 --> 01:16:38,659 - [Kinski] Well, you gave us all quite a scare. 1818 01:16:38,661 --> 01:16:39,360 - [Travis] Yeah. 1819 01:16:39,362 --> 01:16:41,963 - You know, I shouldn't have been so hard lined. 1820 01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:44,198 It's your life after all. 1821 01:16:44,901 --> 01:16:46,834 - Yeah, sad but true. 1822 01:16:46,836 --> 01:16:48,035 - What about last night? 1823 01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:49,804 How're you feeling? 1824 01:16:49,806 --> 01:16:52,173 - I don't know, I don't remember. 1825 01:16:52,475 --> 01:16:55,309 - You don't remember any of this? 1826 01:16:56,045 --> 01:16:57,878 - Last thing I remember, 1827 01:16:58,147 --> 01:17:00,781 I was on stage telling the world things 1828 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,717 I never tell anybody. 1829 01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:04,852 (sombre music) 1830 01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:09,790 - Well, there was a bit of a commotion after your seizure. 1831 01:17:10,627 --> 01:17:12,627 Sunny was there for you. 1832 01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:15,730 - Where is she now? 1833 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,333 - I'm sorry, Travis. 1834 01:17:21,337 --> 01:17:22,336 - You said that already. 1835 01:17:22,338 --> 01:17:25,072 - No, about what happened to you as a kid. 1836 01:17:26,476 --> 01:17:28,943 It was a terrible thing. 1837 01:17:30,246 --> 01:17:32,713 - I'll be all right from here. 1838 01:17:33,249 --> 01:17:36,183 (sombre music) 1839 01:17:46,195 --> 01:17:49,296 - Wondered when I'd see you again. 1840 01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:51,932 - Yeah, I've been staying at Mikey's. 1841 01:17:52,635 --> 01:17:54,602 - And how's that working out? 1842 01:17:54,604 --> 01:17:57,071 - Well, it's no party being in a relationship 1843 01:17:57,073 --> 01:18:00,374 with someone that wants you to be somebody else. 1844 01:18:01,044 --> 01:18:03,544 - I'll add that to the list. 1845 01:18:03,546 --> 01:18:04,211 - The list? 1846 01:18:04,213 --> 01:18:06,881 - [Felicity] Things I need to say sorry for. 1847 01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:09,550 - It's really not your fault. 1848 01:18:09,552 --> 01:18:10,751 - Are you sure? 1849 01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:13,220 I think I was the number one cheerleader 1850 01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:15,623 for team Mikey from the get-go. 1851 01:18:15,625 --> 01:18:16,791 - Well, as you said the other day, 1852 01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:18,793 I'm not your responsibility. 1853 01:18:19,095 --> 01:18:21,195 - I said a lot of shit that wasn't right. 1854 01:18:21,197 --> 01:18:23,030 - [Sunny] Yeah, so did I. 1855 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,667 - I didn't warn you about that man 1856 01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:30,805 because I thought what he did to me was my fault. 1857 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,874 Because I was a bad person. 1858 01:18:34,177 --> 01:18:40,281 I never thought it could happen to someone good, like you. 1859 01:18:41,517 --> 01:18:43,417 - You're not a bad person. 1860 01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:46,420 - When Mario died, 1861 01:18:46,422 --> 01:18:48,923 I let Travis see you with Mikey. 1862 01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:52,359 He took one look and bailed. 1863 01:18:53,362 --> 01:18:54,295 It was a shitty thing to do. 1864 01:18:54,297 --> 01:18:56,964 - Travis could've trusted me, he could've spoken to me. 1865 01:18:56,966 --> 01:18:59,166 - Do you think you could explain it? 1866 01:18:59,168 --> 01:19:00,701 Maybe you could still-- 1867 01:19:00,703 --> 01:19:01,335 - What? 1868 01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:04,905 Just delay the inevitable? 1869 01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:05,973 Flic... 1870 01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:07,675 I can't be in a relationship 1871 01:19:07,677 --> 01:19:09,376 with someone that doesn't trust me. 1872 01:19:09,378 --> 01:19:11,479 I think I'm done. 1873 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:25,426 (Travis thudding) 1874 01:19:25,428 --> 01:19:27,962 (Travis huffing) 1875 01:19:27,964 --> 01:19:31,232 (plane whooshing) 1876 01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:42,109 (pleasant guitar music) 1877 01:19:45,715 --> 01:19:49,250 (entry bell ringing) 1878 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,868 ¶ I know you're headed in the right direction ¶ 1879 01:20:07,870 --> 01:20:11,138 ¶ I gotta tell you I'm so proud of you ¶ 1880 01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:16,977 ¶ Found your demons and let them go ¶ 1881 01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:20,381 ¶ I hope you let it all rest in peace ¶ 1882 01:20:20,383 --> 01:20:23,617 ¶ 'Cause I still pass by your lonely home ¶ 1883 01:20:23,619 --> 01:20:28,322 ¶ You let it behind and hit the road ¶ 1884 01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:32,126 (pleasant guitar music) 1885 01:20:55,084 --> 01:20:58,552 ¶ So are you happy with your reflection ¶ 1886 01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:01,789 ¶ Never wonder where you belong ¶ 1887 01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:07,528 ¶ Because the open road is your home ¶ 1888 01:21:07,897 --> 01:21:11,365 ¶ Even safe without my protection ¶ 1889 01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:14,201 ¶ I gotta tell you I feel alone ¶ 1890 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:19,440 ¶ Even though you will never know ¶ 1891 01:21:19,442 --> 01:21:22,476 (door creaking) 1892 01:21:24,947 --> 01:21:25,846 - Gordo! 1893 01:21:25,848 --> 01:21:27,348 (ukulele crunching) 1894 01:21:27,350 --> 01:21:29,850 - [Gordo] What the fuck? 1895 01:21:32,488 --> 01:21:34,488 Is this your idea of a joke? 1896 01:21:35,124 --> 01:21:35,789 (Travis sighing) 1897 01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:38,659 It was supposed to be a gift to say I'm sorry. 1898 01:21:38,661 --> 01:21:42,863 - Who leaves a surprise gift on the doorstep of a blind man? 1899 01:21:43,199 --> 01:21:45,733 - Dude, I think I messed up. 1900 01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:46,367 - You think? 1901 01:21:46,369 --> 01:21:48,869 I'm wearing a freaking ukulele for a shoe. 1902 01:21:48,871 --> 01:21:50,638 - No, not that. 1903 01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,573 This is serious. 1904 01:21:54,277 --> 01:21:55,709 - What is it? 1905 01:21:55,711 --> 01:21:56,677 - Mario. 1906 01:21:56,679 --> 01:21:59,546 He's dead, that's what she wanted to tell me 1907 01:21:59,548 --> 01:22:04,752 and I saw her hugging Mikey and just assumed. 1908 01:22:05,554 --> 01:22:08,489 I gotta be the dumbest person on the planet. 1909 01:22:08,491 --> 01:22:09,757 - No. 1910 01:22:09,759 --> 01:22:11,825 But you are a spiky asshole. 1911 01:22:11,827 --> 01:22:13,260 - I don't think so. 1912 01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:14,061 (door knocking) 1913 01:22:14,063 --> 01:22:15,562 - Hello? - Fuck off! 1914 01:22:15,831 --> 01:22:18,866 - Oh, I've obviously come to the right place. 1915 01:22:18,868 --> 01:22:21,001 Look, I believe these are yours. 1916 01:22:21,003 --> 01:22:22,803 - I don't need them anymore. 1917 01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:23,671 - You might. 1918 01:22:23,673 --> 01:22:24,538 - [Travis] I won't. 1919 01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:25,439 - You might. - I won't. 1920 01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:26,206 - [Barry] You might. 1921 01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:28,575 - Can somebody tell me what's going on here? 1922 01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:31,245 - The MC stole all his material. 1923 01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:32,546 - Mikey! 1924 01:22:32,548 --> 01:22:34,782 Oh that fucking cock. 1925 01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:37,084 - Well, you may say that. 1926 01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:39,019 I couldn't possibly comment. 1927 01:22:39,021 --> 01:22:40,421 - So what, is he the winner now? 1928 01:22:40,423 --> 01:22:45,092 - No, but the judges have agreed to give your friend here 1929 01:22:45,094 --> 01:22:48,562 a spot in the showcase as a wildcard. 1930 01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:49,229 - Awesome. 1931 01:22:49,231 --> 01:22:50,998 Ah, you are the man. 1932 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,533 - I best be off. 1933 01:22:52,535 --> 01:22:54,401 See you at the theatre later. 1934 01:22:54,403 --> 01:22:55,469 Sorry about the short notice 1935 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:58,973 but pulling strings takes a bit longer than I thought. 1936 01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:00,908 - Yes! 1937 01:23:00,910 --> 01:23:02,309 You hear that, bro? 1938 01:23:02,311 --> 01:23:03,644 That dude got you a wildcard. 1939 01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:05,679 You're back in the game! 1940 01:23:06,449 --> 01:23:07,314 - I don't care anymore. 1941 01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:09,683 - But you care about her, don't you? 1942 01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:11,852 Hey, numbnuts! 1943 01:23:11,854 --> 01:23:13,354 You want to talk to her? 1944 01:23:13,356 --> 01:23:15,489 This could be your last shot. 1945 01:23:17,126 --> 01:23:20,794 (sombre guitar music) 1946 01:23:21,263 --> 01:23:24,531 (chains rattling) 1947 01:23:26,302 --> 01:23:27,501 (gate creaking) 1948 01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:29,536 (Gordo chuckling) 1949 01:23:29,538 --> 01:23:32,573 (door creaking) 1950 01:23:34,010 --> 01:23:36,944 (upbeat music) 1951 01:23:47,556 --> 01:23:50,791 (motor puttering) 1952 01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:54,361 (motor buzzing) 1953 01:23:59,235 --> 01:24:00,501 For Narnia! 1954 01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:04,438 (upbeat music) 1955 01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:23,257 - Tickets? 1956 01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:25,726 - We don't have any tickets, Scott. 1957 01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:27,027 - Oh, then I can't admit you. 1958 01:24:27,029 --> 01:24:30,230 - Oh, no, he's in the show, Scott. 1959 01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:31,031 - Really? 1960 01:24:31,033 --> 01:24:31,932 Congratulations. 1961 01:24:31,934 --> 01:24:32,599 - Thank you. 1962 01:24:32,601 --> 01:24:34,201 So you gonna let us in? 1963 01:24:34,203 --> 01:24:35,469 - No. 1964 01:24:35,471 --> 01:24:36,403 - But you just said. 1965 01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:38,972 - You can go to the stage door then onto the stage 1966 01:24:38,974 --> 01:24:42,242 but you cannot go into the auditorium. 1967 01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:43,310 - Where's the stage door? 1968 01:24:43,312 --> 01:24:44,945 - Back down the concourse, around the side, 1969 01:24:44,947 --> 01:24:47,247 around the back, down the stairs. 1970 01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:47,981 (Travis sighing) 1971 01:24:47,983 --> 01:24:50,017 - Can't we just go through here, Scott? 1972 01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:52,719 - Do you have a ticket? 1973 01:24:52,721 --> 01:24:53,887 - Oh, Scott. 1974 01:24:56,092 --> 01:24:57,624 Trav? 1975 01:24:57,626 --> 01:24:58,926 Trav? 1976 01:24:58,928 --> 01:25:01,128 - Come on, come on. 1977 01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:02,496 Come on. 1978 01:25:02,498 --> 01:25:05,699 - [Scott] Tickets. 1979 01:25:05,701 --> 01:25:06,834 - Sign in. 1980 01:25:10,239 --> 01:25:11,171 There's no plus ones. 1981 01:25:11,173 --> 01:25:12,339 Your friend can't come backstage. 1982 01:25:12,341 --> 01:25:14,675 - Oh, he's disabled, I'm his carer. 1983 01:25:14,677 --> 01:25:15,409 - You're blind. 1984 01:25:15,411 --> 01:25:17,945 He's an equal opportunity employer. 1985 01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:22,349 (faint jazz music) 1986 01:25:22,351 --> 01:25:23,250 What're you gonna say? 1987 01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:25,185 - I have absolutely no clue. 1988 01:25:25,187 --> 01:25:27,087 - [Woman] Cue the dancing girls. 1989 01:25:27,089 --> 01:25:28,655 - Oh, dancing girls. 1990 01:25:29,925 --> 01:25:30,858 - Who are you? 1991 01:25:30,860 --> 01:25:32,559 - Oh, he's the wildcard. 1992 01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:34,628 The judge personally came over to let him know 1993 01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:36,563 he had a slot on tonight's show. 1994 01:25:36,565 --> 01:25:38,031 Some unconscionable shit happen. 1995 01:25:38,033 --> 01:25:40,734 And bottom line, he was freaking sabotaged. 1996 01:25:40,736 --> 01:25:41,935 - Yeah, I heard about that. 1997 01:25:41,937 --> 01:25:43,070 I saw it on Twitter. 1998 01:25:43,072 --> 01:25:44,271 Man, that was so uncool. 1999 01:25:44,273 --> 01:25:46,707 - Yeah, that Mikey guy's a dick. 2000 01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:48,308 - And he's not good in bed. 2001 01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:49,143 Really bad. 2002 01:25:49,145 --> 01:25:50,377 - You're on here but you're late. 2003 01:25:50,379 --> 01:25:52,880 You missed your slot, you're cut. 2004 01:25:52,882 --> 01:25:53,981 - Come on, I just need like-- 2005 01:25:53,983 --> 01:25:54,848 - It's live television. 2006 01:25:54,850 --> 01:25:57,518 Everybody gets seven minutes, that's how it goes. 2007 01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:58,318 It's a tough break. 2008 01:25:58,320 --> 01:25:59,620 You gotta get here on time. 2009 01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:00,721 - Come on! 2010 01:26:00,723 --> 01:26:02,556 Where's your fucking heart? 2011 01:26:02,558 --> 01:26:03,490 Can't you see this guy's 2012 01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:06,527 all twisted up emotionally and physically? 2013 01:26:06,862 --> 01:26:11,198 He's in love and his girl is out there. 2014 01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,199 And... 2015 01:26:12,201 --> 01:26:13,333 And this is his last shot. 2016 01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:15,035 - [Woman] I'm sorry, I can't just make time. 2017 01:26:15,037 --> 01:26:17,204 - Do you really love this girl, for real? 2018 01:26:17,206 --> 01:26:18,205 - Yes, for real. 2019 01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:20,641 (audience laughing and applauding) 2020 01:26:20,643 --> 01:26:21,175 - Well, 2021 01:26:21,177 --> 01:26:23,477 can he have two of my minutes? 2022 01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:24,077 - I guess. 2023 01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:26,113 - There you go, I'll do five. 2024 01:26:27,383 --> 01:26:29,116 - Fine, I'll do five minutes too. 2025 01:26:29,118 --> 01:26:30,217 You can have two of my minutes. 2026 01:26:30,219 --> 01:26:33,921 - All right, I guess I could cut alarm clock enema. 2027 01:26:34,323 --> 01:26:36,156 You can have two of my minutes too. 2028 01:26:36,158 --> 01:26:36,857 - Thank you! 2029 01:26:36,859 --> 01:26:39,526 Thank you so much! 2030 01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:40,394 - You good to go now? 2031 01:26:40,396 --> 01:26:46,233 (audience applauding) (girls giggling) 2032 01:26:48,704 --> 01:26:50,771 (Gordo sniffing) 2033 01:26:50,773 --> 01:26:54,007 (silly music) 2034 01:26:54,009 --> 01:26:57,477 (audience laughing) 2035 01:26:58,681 --> 01:27:01,114 - Hey man, where's your paper bag? 2036 01:27:01,383 --> 01:27:03,283 - I'm not doing that anymore. 2037 01:27:03,285 --> 01:27:04,251 - Our next act, 2038 01:27:04,253 --> 01:27:05,919 he's our wildcard surprise, 2039 01:27:05,921 --> 01:27:08,121 it's the Bag Man, himself! - Just get out there, man! 2040 01:27:08,123 --> 01:27:09,423 Kill it, you're gonna be so good! 2041 01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:10,591 - Yeah, you go get 'em, bud. 2042 01:27:10,593 --> 01:27:11,491 - It's a good audience, man. 2043 01:27:11,493 --> 01:27:12,693 - Yeah, it's great. (audience applauding) 2044 01:27:12,695 --> 01:27:13,560 - You got this! 2045 01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:17,231 (audience applauding) 2046 01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:20,567 - What the fuck? 2047 01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:21,301 I thought he lost. 2048 01:27:21,303 --> 01:27:23,604 Some people just don't know when to quit. 2049 01:27:23,606 --> 01:27:27,274 (audience applauding) 2050 01:27:30,746 --> 01:27:31,345 - Um. 2051 01:27:31,347 --> 01:27:32,879 (Travis clearing throat) 2052 01:27:32,881 --> 01:27:33,880 (microphone ringing) 2053 01:27:33,882 --> 01:27:35,182 Could I... 2054 01:27:35,618 --> 01:27:39,853 - Somebody is about to eat a big shit sandwich. 2055 01:27:39,855 --> 01:27:41,054 - No, uh... 2056 01:27:41,323 --> 01:27:43,557 Do you mind raising your hands if you're cool 2057 01:27:43,559 --> 01:27:47,194 with me telling some jokes about disabled people? 2058 01:27:49,365 --> 01:27:50,631 (people laughing) 2059 01:27:50,633 --> 01:27:54,468 All right, well that's fucking great, you sick bastards. 2060 01:27:54,470 --> 01:27:57,938 (audience laughing) 2061 01:27:58,340 --> 01:28:01,275 Why'd you all laugh at that? 2062 01:28:01,910 --> 01:28:05,646 People like to make fun of the disabled 2063 01:28:07,016 --> 01:28:08,115 and why not? 2064 01:28:08,117 --> 01:28:08,849 You know, right? 2065 01:28:08,851 --> 01:28:10,851 They say laughter is the best medicine. 2066 01:28:10,853 --> 01:28:12,419 Well, if that's the case, 2067 01:28:12,421 --> 01:28:13,754 the only reason why I'm still walking like this 2068 01:28:13,756 --> 01:28:17,024 is because you people aren't making fun of me enough. 2069 01:28:17,026 --> 01:28:18,992 You gotta lift up your game. 2070 01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:21,595 (audience laughing) 2071 01:28:21,597 --> 01:28:22,796 (pleasant music) 2072 01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:23,964 Why did God make spastics? 2073 01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:27,868 I mean, You're omnipotent, right? 2074 01:28:27,870 --> 01:28:29,569 And this is the best You can do? 2075 01:28:29,571 --> 01:28:34,541 This body is like a 1985 Nissan Skyline. 2076 01:28:34,910 --> 01:28:37,611 It'll get you to where you need to go 2077 01:28:37,846 --> 01:28:39,479 but you wouldn't recommend it to anyone 2078 01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,181 and you're not gonna get a lot of chicks 2079 01:28:41,183 --> 01:28:42,382 lining up for a ride. 2080 01:28:42,384 --> 01:28:45,285 (audience laughing) 2081 01:28:45,287 --> 01:28:46,053 You know? 2082 01:28:46,055 --> 01:28:48,255 When you've got Cerebral Palsy, 2083 01:28:48,257 --> 01:28:51,024 you know, it's hard to pick up a girl. 2084 01:28:51,260 --> 01:28:53,860 It's hard to pick up a glass. 2085 01:28:54,163 --> 01:28:56,863 You know, when I meet a girl for the first time 2086 01:28:56,865 --> 01:28:57,931 I always get the same look 2087 01:28:57,933 --> 01:29:00,634 and they always ask me that same question. 2088 01:29:00,636 --> 01:29:03,603 How did you get into my room? 2089 01:29:03,605 --> 01:29:05,672 (audience laughing) 2090 01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:06,640 So I met this girl. 2091 01:29:06,642 --> 01:29:09,109 Yeah, yeah. (audience laughing) 2092 01:29:09,111 --> 01:29:10,877 That wasn't the joke. 2093 01:29:11,313 --> 01:29:15,315 But she was smart and beautiful 2094 01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:16,950 and funny and... 2095 01:29:16,952 --> 01:29:21,855 And smelled like the best breakfast cereal. 2096 01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:22,856 (audience laughing) 2097 01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:26,159 And she didn't look at me like everyone else. 2098 01:29:26,161 --> 01:29:29,062 In fact, she fell for me. 2099 01:29:30,165 --> 01:29:30,931 Which was new. 2100 01:29:30,933 --> 01:29:34,034 Usually I'm the one doing the falling. 2101 01:29:34,036 --> 01:29:37,404 (audience laughing) 2102 01:29:37,406 --> 01:29:38,772 I gotta confess, 2103 01:29:39,341 --> 01:29:41,842 I felt a little self-conscious. 2104 01:29:41,844 --> 01:29:45,379 So I started wearing a bag over my head, 2105 01:29:45,381 --> 01:29:47,381 which some of you saw that, huh? 2106 01:29:47,383 --> 01:29:48,348 (audience applauding) 2107 01:29:48,350 --> 01:29:52,586 I thought it might had the fact that I had problems. 2108 01:29:53,622 --> 01:29:56,056 Well, that was a mistake. 2109 01:29:56,058 --> 01:29:57,190 Who knew? 2110 01:29:57,860 --> 01:29:59,659 Oh yeah, you all did. 2111 01:29:59,661 --> 01:30:01,328 (audience laughing) 2112 01:30:01,330 --> 01:30:01,862 Yeah. 2113 01:30:01,864 --> 01:30:06,767 Is anyone in this room that's not self-conscious or insecure? 2114 01:30:07,469 --> 01:30:08,301 Oh. 2115 01:30:08,303 --> 01:30:09,936 This guy's got his hand up. 2116 01:30:09,938 --> 01:30:12,606 Sir, do you not own a mirror? 2117 01:30:12,608 --> 01:30:14,674 (audience laughing) 2118 01:30:14,676 --> 01:30:16,843 Like, I can talk. 2119 01:30:16,845 --> 01:30:18,145 When God made me He must've left 2120 01:30:18,147 --> 01:30:22,549 the instructions upside down going through his Ikea phase. 2121 01:30:22,551 --> 01:30:23,817 (audience laughing) 2122 01:30:23,819 --> 01:30:25,852 I got a spare nut in the drawer at home. 2123 01:30:25,854 --> 01:30:28,221 I don't know where that fucker goes. 2124 01:30:28,223 --> 01:30:29,589 (audience laughing) 2125 01:30:29,591 --> 01:30:31,091 - You can't beat a good ball joke. 2126 01:30:31,093 --> 01:30:32,726 - You sure can't, my friend. 2127 01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:33,293 - Yeah. 2128 01:30:33,295 --> 01:30:35,595 - But she picked right away 2129 01:30:35,597 --> 01:30:37,397 that I had a disability. 2130 01:30:37,399 --> 01:30:38,799 No, 2131 01:30:38,801 --> 01:30:39,766 not this. 2132 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:43,870 I also suffer from a debilitating condition 2133 01:30:43,872 --> 01:30:47,240 called Premature Rejeculation. 2134 01:30:47,242 --> 01:30:48,341 (audience laughing) 2135 01:30:48,343 --> 01:30:52,112 You know how some men come too soon? 2136 01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:54,848 Well I leave too soon. 2137 01:30:54,850 --> 01:30:57,017 Stare at me, I leave. 2138 01:30:57,619 --> 01:30:59,352 Ignore me, I leave. 2139 01:30:59,354 --> 01:31:01,655 Rub me the wrong way, I leave. 2140 01:31:01,657 --> 01:31:05,492 You know, a typical relationship goes something like, 2141 01:31:05,494 --> 01:31:08,128 hello, lovely to meet you. 2142 01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:08,795 Fuck off! 2143 01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:12,265 (audience laughing) 2144 01:31:13,001 --> 01:31:14,067 So... 2145 01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:17,471 So I meet this girl and I think, 2146 01:31:18,307 --> 01:31:19,439 soulmate. 2147 01:31:19,708 --> 01:31:24,611 All my sins absolved, all my flaws redeemed. 2148 01:31:24,613 --> 01:31:27,080 You complete me, 2149 01:31:27,082 --> 01:31:28,515 right? 2150 01:31:29,518 --> 01:31:30,283 Wrong. 2151 01:31:30,285 --> 01:31:32,786 (audience laughing) 2152 01:31:32,788 --> 01:31:36,656 I was a spiky asshole before I met her, 2153 01:31:37,059 --> 01:31:40,060 I was a spiky asshole while I was with her 2154 01:31:40,395 --> 01:31:43,196 and after I lost her, 2155 01:31:43,799 --> 01:31:44,698 you got it, 2156 01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:46,600 I was a spiky asshole. 2157 01:31:46,602 --> 01:31:48,502 (audience laughing) 2158 01:31:48,504 --> 01:31:51,505 Falling in love is a lot of things 2159 01:31:51,507 --> 01:31:53,607 but there's no magic bullet. 2160 01:31:54,910 --> 01:31:57,878 No one can change who you are. 2161 01:31:58,614 --> 01:32:00,981 (pleasant piano music) 2162 01:32:00,983 --> 01:32:01,948 Maybe, 2163 01:32:01,950 --> 01:32:04,551 maybe I'll always walk funny. 2164 01:32:04,553 --> 01:32:06,553 Maybe I'll always talk funny. 2165 01:32:06,555 --> 01:32:09,556 Maybe my ass will always be spiky. 2166 01:32:09,558 --> 01:32:11,658 (audience laughing) 2167 01:32:11,660 --> 01:32:16,096 Maybe my hands will always shake when she touches me. 2168 01:32:16,832 --> 01:32:18,532 Maybe I'll always skate in circles 2169 01:32:18,534 --> 01:32:22,035 and dance like a praying mantis on crack. 2170 01:32:22,037 --> 01:32:24,571 (audience laughing) 2171 01:32:24,573 --> 01:32:29,442 Maybe I'll always be the wrongest guy 2172 01:32:29,444 --> 01:32:31,444 but if she's okay with that 2173 01:32:32,147 --> 01:32:34,381 and can love me anyway, 2174 01:32:36,785 --> 01:32:39,786 there's gotta be something wrong with her too. 2175 01:32:39,788 --> 01:32:42,422 (audience laughing) 2176 01:32:42,424 --> 01:32:44,758 Right? (audience clapping) 2177 01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:48,228 (audience laughing) 2178 01:32:49,464 --> 01:32:50,597 Screw it. 2179 01:32:51,066 --> 01:32:52,666 There's something wrong with me 2180 01:32:52,668 --> 01:32:54,935 and there's something wrong with you. 2181 01:32:54,937 --> 01:32:55,802 And you. 2182 01:32:55,804 --> 01:32:58,138 And definitely something wrong with you. 2183 01:32:58,140 --> 01:32:59,773 (audience laughing) 2184 01:32:59,775 --> 01:33:02,542 There's something wrong with all of us. 2185 01:33:02,945 --> 01:33:06,146 We're all a bunch of emotional cripples. 2186 01:33:06,148 --> 01:33:08,448 Emotional spastics. 2187 01:33:08,784 --> 01:33:13,753 But if someone has the courage to love us anyways, 2188 01:33:15,724 --> 01:33:18,391 then what fucking excuse have we got? 2189 01:33:19,428 --> 01:33:20,694 So, 2190 01:33:20,696 --> 01:33:21,962 here's my tip, 2191 01:33:22,564 --> 01:33:25,932 whatever bag you have over your head, 2192 01:33:27,336 --> 01:33:28,435 lose it now. 2193 01:33:28,437 --> 01:33:30,904 Stop hiding who you are. 2194 01:33:31,573 --> 01:33:35,208 And find the courage to love yourself. 2195 01:33:35,811 --> 01:33:38,812 Spare nut, spiky ass and all. 2196 01:33:38,814 --> 01:33:41,014 (audience laughing) 2197 01:33:41,016 --> 01:33:45,051 (audience applauding) 2198 01:33:45,053 --> 01:33:48,588 (sombre piano music) 2199 01:34:00,035 --> 01:34:01,534 - [Gordo] Woo! 2200 01:34:01,536 --> 01:34:04,437 (dancing girls applauding) 2201 01:34:04,439 --> 01:34:07,040 - [Gordo Voiceover] So that's my friend 2202 01:34:07,042 --> 01:34:09,476 and that was his story. 2203 01:34:11,446 --> 01:34:12,679 - Good job! 2204 01:34:13,248 --> 01:34:16,349 (pleasant music) 2205 01:34:19,821 --> 01:34:23,023 (cameras snapping) 2206 01:34:23,025 --> 01:34:26,026 - Sunny! - Sunny, just you! 2207 01:34:26,028 --> 01:34:27,560 (Mikey sighing) 2208 01:34:27,562 --> 01:34:29,863 Yeah, one more! - Aye. 2209 01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:35,902 - Oh! 2210 01:34:35,904 --> 01:34:36,970 Hey! 2211 01:34:38,473 --> 01:34:39,506 Hey. 2212 01:34:44,112 --> 01:34:48,048 Look, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 2213 01:34:48,383 --> 01:34:51,184 - Yeah, I think I got that. 2214 01:34:52,354 --> 01:34:53,420 And... 2215 01:34:54,089 --> 01:34:56,089 I just wanted to say... 2216 01:35:01,596 --> 01:35:04,764 (cameras snapping) 2217 01:35:04,766 --> 01:35:05,999 - What the fuck? 2218 01:35:06,668 --> 01:35:09,936 (engine rumbling) 2219 01:35:10,539 --> 01:35:11,571 - [Gordo Voiceover] Yeah. 2220 01:35:11,573 --> 01:35:14,708 Remember I said I don't believe in happy endings? 2221 01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:18,745 But I do believe in happy beginnings. 2222 01:35:18,747 --> 01:35:20,313 (cameras snapping) 2223 01:35:20,315 --> 01:35:24,651 ¶ My head is a box filled with nothing ¶ 2224 01:35:24,653 --> 01:35:27,921 ¶ That's the way I like it 2225 01:35:27,923 --> 01:35:29,255 - [Gordo Voiceover] Next time you feel 2226 01:35:29,257 --> 01:35:31,091 like you're doing it tough, 2227 01:35:31,093 --> 01:35:34,527 just remember your life is a joke. 2228 01:35:34,796 --> 01:35:36,863 So you better start laughing. 2229 01:35:37,132 --> 01:35:41,234 ¶ Your body's a dream that turns violent ¶ 2230 01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:43,369 ¶ That's the way I like it 2231 01:35:43,371 --> 01:35:45,338 ¶ That's the way I like it 2232 01:35:45,340 --> 01:35:47,140 ¶ She tells me she loves me 2233 01:35:47,142 --> 01:35:49,709 - [Gordo Voiceover] You can bet your ass everybody else is. 2234 01:35:49,711 --> 01:35:52,412 ¶ That's the way I like it 2235 01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:56,549 ¶ So please 2236 01:35:56,551 --> 01:36:00,386 ¶ Baby, please 2237 01:36:00,388 --> 01:36:04,257 ¶ Open your eyes 2238 01:36:04,259 --> 01:36:09,028 ¶ Catch my disease 2239 01:36:09,030 --> 01:36:13,032 ¶ So please 2240 01:36:13,034 --> 01:36:17,270 ¶ Baby, please 2241 01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:20,740 ¶ Come on 2242 01:36:20,742 --> 01:36:23,610 ¶ Catch my disease 2243 01:36:23,612 --> 01:36:27,947 (upbeat instrumental music) 2244 01:36:30,685 --> 01:36:34,687 ¶ La, la, la, la, la, la 2245 01:36:43,265 --> 01:36:47,333 ¶ They play RY X on the radio 2246 01:36:47,335 --> 01:36:51,304 ¶ That's the way I like it 2247 01:36:51,306 --> 01:36:55,775 ¶ They play Heath Cullen on the radio ¶ 2248 01:36:55,777 --> 01:36:58,244 ¶ That's the way I like it 2249 01:36:58,246 --> 01:36:59,746 That's the way I like it. 2250 01:36:59,748 --> 01:37:03,516 ¶ I hear Hazel English on the radio ¶ 2251 01:37:03,518 --> 01:37:07,787 ¶ That's the way I like, that the way I like it ¶ 2252 01:37:07,789 --> 01:37:12,225 ¶ They play Camera Obscura on the radio ¶ 2253 01:37:12,227 --> 01:37:15,328 ¶ And that's the way I like it 2254 01:37:15,330 --> 01:37:19,232 ¶ So please 2255 01:37:19,234 --> 01:37:23,036 ¶ Baby please 2256 01:37:23,038 --> 01:37:27,173 ¶ Open your heart 2257 01:37:27,175 --> 01:37:30,543 ¶ Catch my disease 2258 01:37:34,616 --> 01:37:36,249 (Gordo and Eve laughing) 2259 01:37:36,251 --> 01:37:40,086 (pleasant guitar music) 2260 01:38:06,348 --> 01:38:10,583 (upbeat instrumental music) 2261 01:38:33,008 --> 01:38:36,542 (sombre piano music) 2262 01:39:07,842 --> 01:39:12,111 (upbeat instrumental music) 2263 01:39:25,927 --> 01:39:29,062 (pleasant music)