1 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:04,368 [ Miss Patty ]: This town meeting will come to order. 2 00:00:04,452 --> 00:00:07,704 - No one is listening to me. - [ Miss Patty ]: Oh, Taylor, calm down. 3 00:00:07,787 --> 00:00:09,872 I can't calm down. I'm being persecuted. 4 00:00:09,956 --> 00:00:13,333 - I promised that we'd hear you. - We've been hearing you for 20 minutes. 5 00:00:13,376 --> 00:00:16,086 Well, excuse me, Andrew, but some of us have businesses to run 6 00:00:16,169 --> 00:00:19,130 that don't involve peddling drug paraphernalia to kids. 7 00:00:19,214 --> 00:00:20,673 It was a lava lamp, Taylor. 8 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:23,550 There is no use for a lava lamp unless you're on drugs. 9 00:00:23,635 --> 00:00:25,302 Oh, for crying out loud. 10 00:00:25,385 --> 00:00:28,972 [ Miss Patty ]: Now, we've already agreed to look into your accusation but to just... 11 00:00:29,055 --> 00:00:30,223 What'd I miss? 12 00:00:30,306 --> 00:00:33,767 Taylor Doose wants the no-parking zone in front of his store removed. 13 00:00:33,851 --> 00:00:36,186 He says his customers are being unfairly ticketed. 14 00:00:36,228 --> 00:00:39,231 - No, it's just because he just wants to park there all day. - Genius. 15 00:00:39,314 --> 00:00:42,483 I have been mayor of this fine town for a long time. 16 00:00:42,567 --> 00:00:45,486 I tend to think of all of you as my children. 17 00:00:45,569 --> 00:00:49,322 Unfortunately, sometimes children have to be disciplined. 18 00:00:49,739 --> 00:00:53,534 Now, I'm going to say something, and I'm only gonna say it once. 19 00:00:54,118 --> 00:00:56,287 We have leash laws, people. 20 00:00:56,370 --> 00:00:57,538 Daddy's getting angry. 21 00:00:57,621 --> 00:01:00,832 - Rover will not leash himself. - Good point. 22 00:01:01,332 --> 00:01:05,419 I would like to now move on to something of even greater importance. 23 00:01:05,919 --> 00:01:08,463 As you all know, this coming Friday 24 00:01:08,964 --> 00:01:12,801 is the anniversary of the legendary Battle of Stars Hollow. 25 00:01:13,001 --> 00:01:14,201 [ applause ] 26 00:01:15,761 --> 00:01:17,387 - Where's Luke? - There. 27 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:20,014 Patty will be circulating a sign-up sheet 28 00:01:20,098 --> 00:01:22,350 for those of you who would like to participate 29 00:01:22,433 --> 00:01:25,394 in the reenactment of aforesaid battle. 30 00:01:25,602 --> 00:01:27,229 - He's turning red. - Oh! Oh! 31 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:28,605 All right. 32 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:33,192 "It was a frigid November night, some 224 years ago..." 33 00:01:33,276 --> 00:01:34,861 He's shifting in his seat. 34 00:01:34,944 --> 00:01:37,404 "...Stars Hollow militia stood in wait for the redcoats." 35 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:38,738 He's adjusting the cap. 36 00:01:38,780 --> 00:01:43,492 "Tired and hungry, twelve proud men took their positions in the town's square." 37 00:01:43,576 --> 00:01:45,411 He's fighting the urge. He's fighting the urge. 38 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:47,788 "...and imminent death in their valiant efforts..." 39 00:01:47,871 --> 00:01:50,873 Oh, for God's sake, do we have to go through this every damn year? 40 00:01:50,957 --> 00:01:52,917 - Yes! - And the urge wins by a long shot! 41 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:55,628 I thought we were here to discuss town issues. 44 00:02:00,215 --> 00:02:02,509 You've known me since I was five years old. 45 00:02:02,592 --> 00:02:05,260 Oh, Luke, yes. Sit down. 46 00:02:05,803 --> 00:02:09,348 Now, as I was saying: "Twelve heroic men 47 00:02:09,764 --> 00:02:13,101 "assembled with guns drawn, ready to meet their maker..." 48 00:02:13,184 --> 00:02:16,937 What are you talking about? Twelve guys stood in a row all night. 49 00:02:16,979 --> 00:02:19,314 - "...waiting for the redcoats..." - Who never showed! 50 00:02:19,397 --> 00:02:20,523 Now, just... 51 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:23,943 Twelve guys stood in a row all night waiting for an enemy that never showed. 52 00:02:23,984 --> 00:02:27,279 They got stood up. They should've been wearing prom dresses. 53 00:02:27,529 --> 00:02:30,448 - I've had just about enough of this. - Sit down, Taylor! 54 00:02:30,531 --> 00:02:31,783 - Menace. - Suck up. 55 00:02:31,824 --> 00:02:33,951 - Five bucks says someone ends up in a headlock. - You're on. 56 00:02:33,992 --> 00:02:37,705 Have any of you considered the fact that you're glorifying a war we fought 57 00:02:37,788 --> 00:02:39,831 so we could keep land that we stole? 58 00:02:39,915 --> 00:02:41,917 If you don't like it here in America, 59 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:46,712 why don't you go stand in line for toilet paper in the U.S.S.R.! 60 00:02:47,045 --> 00:02:49,464 There is no more U.S.S.R., Harry. 61 00:02:49,631 --> 00:02:52,800 A sense of community is so important, isn't it? 62 00:02:53,051 --> 00:02:55,428 It's what made our country great. 63 00:02:55,511 --> 00:02:57,680 [ Harry ] :...if you're so interested in facts. 64 00:02:58,780 --> 00:03:01,280 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ 65 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:05,580 ♪ Feeling lonely, and so cold ♪ 66 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:10,080 ♪ All you have to do is call my name ♪ 67 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:13,480 ♪ And I'll be there on the next train ♪ 68 00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:18,280 ♪ Where you lead, I will follow ♪ 69 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:22,580 ♪ Anywhere that you tell me to ♪ 70 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,180 ♪ If you need ♪ 71 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,280 ♪ You need me to be with you ♪ 72 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:30,080 ♪ I will follow ♪ 73 00:03:30,180 --> 00:03:31,380 ♪ Oh ♪ 74 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,780 ♪ Where you lead ♪ 75 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,180 ♪ I will follow ♪ 76 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:41,180 ♪ Anywhere that you tell me to ♪ 77 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,280 ♪ If you need ♪ 78 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:46,480 ♪ You need me to be with you ♪ 79 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:49,680 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪♪ 80 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:30,093 [ answering machine beeping ] 81 00:04:31,507 --> 00:04:35,177 [ Max on answering machine ]: Lorelai, it's Max. Medina. Max Medina. 82 00:04:35,678 --> 00:04:37,763 And once again we miss each other. 83 00:04:37,847 --> 00:04:40,474 It's now 2 o'clock in the afternoon on Thursday, 84 00:04:40,557 --> 00:04:42,684 and I'm in my office grading a paper entitled: 85 00:04:42,725 --> 00:04:44,519 "Emily Dickinson: Get a Life." 86 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:48,356 Anyhow, as I sit here losing my faith in mankind, 87 00:04:48,730 --> 00:04:51,399 I wonder if we're ever gonna actually go on that date 88 00:04:51,482 --> 00:04:53,025 we talked about many moons ago. 89 00:04:53,109 --> 00:04:55,861 I teach a night class in Stamford twice a week, 90 00:04:55,944 --> 00:04:59,198 and when I pass that Stars Hollow sign on the turnpike, I think, 91 00:04:59,281 --> 00:05:03,869 "Out there is a beautiful woman that I someday hope to spend time with." 92 00:05:04,411 --> 00:05:07,580 Anyhow, I'm just thinking about you. 93 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,708 and I don't know, maybe next week we can find some time. 94 00:05:10,749 --> 00:05:12,750 Good bye, Lorelai Gilmore. 95 00:05:13,209 --> 00:05:15,836 You knew that. Okay, bye. 96 00:05:16,036 --> 00:05:17,045 [ replaying tape ] 97 00:05:17,046 --> 00:05:20,799 Lorelai, it's Max. Medina. Max Medina. 98 00:05:20,882 --> 00:05:23,217 - Mom? - [ answering machine ]: And once again we miss each other. 99 00:05:23,259 --> 00:05:25,511 - Sorry. - What are you doing up? 100 00:05:25,677 --> 00:05:28,430 - I couldn't sleep. - It's freezing in here. 101 00:05:29,055 --> 00:05:31,767 Wait, close your eyes and breathe. 102 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,062 I smell snow. 103 00:05:36,895 --> 00:05:39,856 - Aah, it's that time of year. - Can't you smell it? 104 00:05:40,149 --> 00:05:42,692 You know, it's like dogs and high-pitched noises. 105 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:45,445 I think it's something only you can smell. 106 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:50,157 - I love snow. - Really? I had no idea. 107 00:05:50,257 --> 00:05:51,365 [ squeals ] 108 00:05:51,366 --> 00:05:55,077 Everything's magical when it snows. Everything looks pretty. 109 00:05:55,244 --> 00:05:59,498 The clothes are great. Coats, scarves, gloves, hats. 110 00:05:59,957 --> 00:06:02,584 Thermal underwear, wool socks, earflaps. 111 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:05,878 Do you know the best things in my life have happened when it snowed? 112 00:06:05,962 --> 00:06:07,588 Why, yes, I do. 113 00:06:07,797 --> 00:06:09,798 - My best birthday. - Your first kiss. 114 00:06:09,882 --> 00:06:12,175 Your first steps. They all happened when it snowed. 115 00:06:12,259 --> 00:06:13,343 Feet. 116 00:06:15,470 --> 00:06:19,056 - I feel good. Tingly. - That's called frostbite. 117 00:06:19,473 --> 00:06:22,183 You are mocking your mother, the woman who birthed you. 118 00:06:22,267 --> 00:06:24,894 - I'm sorry. - During a snowstorm, might I add. 119 00:06:24,977 --> 00:06:26,937 So how soon is it supposed to hit? 120 00:06:27,938 --> 00:06:30,441 Tomorrow. Definitely tomorrow. 121 00:06:30,899 --> 00:06:33,318 - Okay, then, tomorrow it is. - What? 122 00:06:33,818 --> 00:06:37,196 You, me, donuts, coffee, standing out in a snowstorm. 123 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,864 - At midnight? - At midnight. 124 00:06:38,947 --> 00:06:41,115 You are my favorite daughter. 125 00:06:42,492 --> 00:06:44,661 So how many times are you gonna listen to that? 126 00:06:44,744 --> 00:06:46,454 Till it stops being sexy. 127 00:06:46,537 --> 00:06:49,040 Stop. That's my teacher you're talking about. 128 00:06:49,123 --> 00:06:50,374 I have to respect him. 129 00:06:50,457 --> 00:06:52,792 Okay, well, if it makes you feel any better, 130 00:06:52,834 --> 00:06:56,462 while he's being sexy, he's also being grammatically correct. 131 00:06:57,046 --> 00:06:58,714 Better. Thank you. 132 00:06:58,964 --> 00:07:00,257 Sorry, I woke you up. 133 00:07:00,341 --> 00:07:03,134 That's okay. It's all fodder for the tell-all. 134 00:07:03,217 --> 00:07:04,677 - Good night. - Good night. 135 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:19,690 Lorelai, it's Max. Medina. Max Medina. 136 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,109 Hey, how is it out there? 137 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:26,028 It is cold and gray, like a fat, dead pigeon. 138 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,405 We'll pull out the sleds. People might want to sled. 139 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:29,948 Oh, and we'll need the parkas. 140 00:07:30,031 --> 00:07:31,825 - For what? - In case anyone wants to hike. 141 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:36,121 You know, not everyone finds the idea of being pelted with frozen water appealing. 142 00:07:36,204 --> 00:07:38,206 I know, and how sad for them. 143 00:07:38,289 --> 00:07:40,540 The thrilling sensation of getting lost in a blizzard, 144 00:07:40,624 --> 00:07:44,503 of freezing to death in the woods, and having to eat your friend's buttocks to stay alive: 145 00:07:44,544 --> 00:07:46,379 that is lost on many people. 146 00:07:46,462 --> 00:07:49,423 I am telling you, five minutes in a snowball fight, 147 00:07:49,507 --> 00:07:52,342 we could knock that stick right out of your butt. 148 00:07:52,426 --> 00:07:53,926 Okay, how does this sound? 149 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:56,429 Maple-sugar snowflakes on all the pillows? 150 00:07:56,512 --> 00:07:58,138 Oh, that sounds wonderful! 151 00:07:58,222 --> 00:08:01,725 Make them in the shape of a buttock to get people used to them. 152 00:08:02,058 --> 00:08:05,186 - Is that a real suggestion? - Sookie, please, who is speaking? 153 00:08:05,227 --> 00:08:07,855 Michel, right, okay. Snowflakes it is. 154 00:08:08,189 --> 00:08:10,024 [ Lane ]: I just can't believe it. 155 00:08:10,274 --> 00:08:12,859 I mean, I sat next to him in practice, for months. 156 00:08:12,943 --> 00:08:16,529 And then one day I look over, and it's...it's Rich. 157 00:08:17,071 --> 00:08:18,655 Rich Bloomenfeld. 158 00:08:18,739 --> 00:08:21,824 Where is my chemistry book? I had it at your house yesterday, didn't I? 159 00:08:21,909 --> 00:08:23,243 Rory, focus, please. 160 00:08:23,326 --> 00:08:26,329 - I'm sorry. I just can't find my book. - Hey, babe. 161 00:08:26,412 --> 00:08:28,539 - Sergeant Pepper. - Mom, do you know where my... 162 00:08:28,622 --> 00:08:30,415 Big scary chemistry book is? Behind the desk. 163 00:08:30,498 --> 00:08:31,708 Oh, thank God. 164 00:08:32,308 --> 00:08:33,508 [ sighs ] 165 00:08:33,508 --> 00:08:36,108 - Wow! - Yeah. 166 00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:39,507 - So, is Sookie in the kitchen? - And there she'll stay. 167 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:43,468 - Okay. So, where were we? - I just met my soul mate. 168 00:08:43,927 --> 00:08:45,887 Right. Rich Bloomenfeld. 169 00:08:46,762 --> 00:08:49,473 Does he still wear the "Star Trek" shirt? 170 00:08:50,015 --> 00:08:52,809 Now, remember, you do not take your eyes off this for a minute. 171 00:08:52,893 --> 00:08:55,770 'Cause the second you do, it will boil, and then it's ruined. 172 00:08:55,853 --> 00:08:59,023 So, just stand there and stare at it, okay? 173 00:09:00,357 --> 00:09:03,151 - Hey, Sookie. - Hey, kitty-cats. 174 00:09:03,235 --> 00:09:04,527 Cinnamon buns are over there. 175 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:07,071 Do you have any of those Rocky Road cookies that you made yesterday? 176 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:08,489 I can scrounge some up. 177 00:09:08,572 --> 00:09:11,158 - Lane, you need a bag? - No, thank you. 178 00:09:11,241 --> 00:09:12,701 - Are you staring? - I'm staring. 179 00:09:12,784 --> 00:09:14,077 Thank you. 180 00:09:14,161 --> 00:09:17,330 So, anyhow, Rich has this amazing hair. 181 00:09:17,413 --> 00:09:19,707 - Really? - Oh, my God, it's so perfect. 182 00:09:19,790 --> 00:09:23,835 It's thick, but it's not too thick, and it's got really good natural wave. 183 00:09:23,919 --> 00:09:26,296 So he probably uses way less product than most guys. 184 00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:27,630 Always a plus. 185 00:09:27,713 --> 00:09:30,090 - Hey, what time is it? - I don't know. 186 00:09:30,173 --> 00:09:32,717 I have to get to the bus stop. Dean's meeting me there. 187 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,928 - But I'm trying to talk to you about this. - I know. We'll talk on the way. 188 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:38,305 - Here you go. - Thank you, Sookie. 189 00:09:38,639 --> 00:09:42,601 Sweets. I have a locksmith coming to the house today, like 5 o'clock, and I don't know how long it will take. 190 00:09:42,643 --> 00:09:44,728 So will you tell Grandma and Grandpa that I'll be late, 191 00:09:44,811 --> 00:09:47,480 and that I'm having Satan's baby? You pick the order. 192 00:09:47,564 --> 00:09:50,357 I'll relay the time message but I'm leaving the rest up to you. 193 00:09:50,441 --> 00:09:52,734 - What is this? You hate Rocky Road cookies. - I do not. 194 00:09:52,818 --> 00:09:56,153 I'm sorry. That must be my other daughter, Shmory. 195 00:09:56,321 --> 00:09:58,447 - We're leaving now. - Wait a minute. 196 00:09:58,822 --> 00:10:01,617 I know who likes Rocky Road cookies. 197 00:10:01,658 --> 00:10:03,743 - Who? - Dean. They're for Dean. 198 00:10:03,826 --> 00:10:07,204 She's bringing baked goods to a boy. Wow, serious. 199 00:10:07,288 --> 00:10:10,624 Here, Dean, these cookies are for you, because you're keen. 200 00:10:10,665 --> 00:10:12,750 - Stop. - Rory's in love! 201 00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:14,150 Love, love, love, Dean, Dean, Dean! 202 00:10:14,350 --> 00:10:16,450 Love, and the Dean, and the cookies for the love. 203 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,150 Love, and the Dean, and the cookies for the love. 204 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,850 And the love, and the Dean, and the love, and the Dean. 205 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,135 - All right, we can stop. She's gone now. - But it's fun. 206 00:10:23,218 --> 00:10:24,469 You're on your own. 207 00:10:24,669 --> 00:10:27,369 Cookies for the Dean, and the rock, cookies for the love... 208 00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:29,432 I just...I just can't believe it. 209 00:10:29,515 --> 00:10:32,642 I've known him since the sixth grade, but suddenly he's different. 210 00:10:32,684 --> 00:10:36,646 He's not gangly anymore. You remember how gangly he was? 211 00:10:37,522 --> 00:10:38,856 I'm sorry, what? 212 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,650 - You're not listening to me. - I am. I'm sorry. 213 00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:44,527 I just couldn't find my bookmark. Okay, go ahead. 214 00:10:45,361 --> 00:10:48,781 Okay. Here are the problems facing the whole Bloomenfeld-Kim situation. 215 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:51,116 One: hyphenation would be a pain. 216 00:10:51,242 --> 00:10:55,328 Two: he's my band partner. Romance would be completely awkward. 217 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:59,831 Three: he's never even looked at me like I'm a girl or something resembling one. 218 00:10:59,874 --> 00:11:02,876 Four: there's no way I could convince my parents he was Korean. 219 00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:04,961 But I can't help it, I'm obsessed. 220 00:11:05,044 --> 00:11:08,339 - Did I tell you about his hair? - It's on his head, right? 221 00:11:08,539 --> 00:11:09,739 - Hi. - Hi. 222 00:11:09,939 --> 00:11:11,139 - Lane. - Dean. 223 00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:13,468 Nice hat. 224 00:11:15,637 --> 00:11:18,306 - Here. - How'd...how'd you like it? 225 00:11:18,515 --> 00:11:21,058 Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. 226 00:11:21,142 --> 00:11:24,561 Aha! You liked it. You liked Jane Austen. I knew you would. 227 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,646 - Lane, Dean likes Jane Austen. - Wow, who would've thought? 228 00:11:27,731 --> 00:11:29,565 I told him he would, but he was all: 229 00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:31,817 "Forget Jane Austen. You have to read Hunter Thompson." 230 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,693 You do have to read Hunter Thompson. 231 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:36,404 Not as much as you needed to read Jane Austen. 232 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,989 - Yeah, yeah. What's that? - Just some cookies. 233 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,867 - Rocky Road. - Yeah. 234 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:44,036 Wow, she brings me cookies. How can I repay her? 235 00:11:44,119 --> 00:11:47,663 - How about a little Charlotte Brontë? - How about something else? 236 00:11:53,126 --> 00:11:54,336 That's good, too. 237 00:11:54,419 --> 00:11:57,005 Okay, I gotta go. I'm gonna be late for homeroom. 238 00:11:57,088 --> 00:11:59,632 I have that perfect-attendance certificate in my sights. 239 00:11:59,715 --> 00:12:01,926 - See you later. - Yeah, see you. 240 00:12:06,262 --> 00:12:08,889 Ladies and gentlemen, we have flakes. 241 00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:12,642 Flakes have been sighted. "Flakeage," if you will, has begun. 242 00:12:13,977 --> 00:12:16,396 Michel, it's the first snowfall of the season. 243 00:12:16,438 --> 00:12:19,189 - It's very lucky. Make a wish. - Get away from me. 244 00:12:19,274 --> 00:12:21,901 Oh, you're not supposed to say it out loud. 245 00:12:22,101 --> 00:12:23,601 [ phone ringing ] 246 00:12:23,693 --> 00:12:26,779 - Independence Inn. - The world changes when it snows. 247 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:30,199 It gets quiet. Everything softens. 248 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:34,036 - It's your mother. - And then the rain comes. 249 00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:35,436 [ sighs ] 250 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:37,455 Hi, Mom. 251 00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:39,415 - Have you seen the news? - Ever? 252 00:12:39,456 --> 00:12:42,083 A bad storm's heading your way. It's already hitting us here. 253 00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:44,253 Well, don't panic. I'll get the ark, you get the animals. 254 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:46,921 I just sent Lance to pick up Rory at school. 255 00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:49,215 The roads are terrible, black ice everywhere. 256 00:12:49,298 --> 00:12:51,967 It's just a mess out there. I hate this kind of weather. 257 00:12:52,050 --> 00:12:53,427 So, anyhow, what time will you get here? 258 00:12:53,635 --> 00:12:54,969 Well, gee, Mom, I don't know, let's see. 259 00:12:55,053 --> 00:12:58,431 Black ice, treacherous roads. I guess I'll just put on my red-white-and-blue leotard, 260 00:12:58,514 --> 00:13:00,766 grab my golden lasso, and fly the invisible plane. 261 00:13:01,058 --> 00:13:02,101 You're not coming. 262 00:13:02,184 --> 00:13:04,936 If it's as bad as you say it is, I don't see how I'd get there. 263 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,772 - Well, I guess it'll just be the three of us then. - I guess so. 264 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,817 And you know, Rory should probably spend the night tonight, also. 265 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,776 - Okay. - And if it's still bad tomorrow... 266 00:13:12,818 --> 00:13:14,861 Why don't you see what the weather does 267 00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:16,480 before you fill out a change-of-address card. 268 00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:17,821 [ Rory ]: Hey, Grandma. 269 00:13:17,822 --> 00:13:19,323 - Rory's here. - Put her on a sec. 270 00:13:19,406 --> 00:13:21,158 - Rory, it's your mother. - Hey. 271 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:25,453 - Hi. Things bad out there, huh? - It's crazy. 272 00:13:25,496 --> 00:13:27,163 Snow coming down everywhere 273 00:13:27,246 --> 00:13:29,957 and let me just tell you, saddle shoes are not the best all-weather footwear. 274 00:13:30,165 --> 00:13:31,792 - Oh, you fell. - Twice. 275 00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:35,461 - Yikes. I'm sorry. - What's the deal? Are you coming over tonight? 276 00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:37,838 No, I guess, I'm pretty much stuck in the Hollow tonight. 277 00:13:37,922 --> 00:13:40,299 Bummer. Well, we can take our snow walk tomorrow night? 278 00:13:40,382 --> 00:13:41,425 Absolutely. 279 00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:44,511 Now, honey, tell Grandma you arrived there not a member of the Junior League. 280 00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:46,388 I'd like you to leave there the same way. 281 00:13:46,471 --> 00:13:49,056 - Call if you get lonely. - I will. Bye. 282 00:13:56,646 --> 00:13:59,023 Harry, come on, stop this before somebody drives through town 283 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:02,109 and thinks the local mental institution has bad padlocks. 284 00:14:02,192 --> 00:14:06,321 Luke, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Your father was a reenactor. 285 00:14:07,196 --> 00:14:09,656 Yes, and I thought he was crazy also. 286 00:14:09,741 --> 00:14:12,201 - Who's stepping on my musket? - That'd be me. 287 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,702 Well, stop it. 288 00:14:19,002 --> 00:14:20,202 [ laughing ] 289 00:14:20,332 --> 00:14:22,709 There goes the fire chief, the police chief, 290 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:26,046 and the one paramedic with a valid license. I feel safe. Don't you? 291 00:14:26,129 --> 00:14:28,297 Look at them. All relatively intelligent men, 292 00:14:28,381 --> 00:14:31,050 but there they are, dressed up in costumes, 293 00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:33,636 standing out in a snowstorm, and for what? 294 00:14:33,719 --> 00:14:36,013 Because it's tradition. 295 00:14:36,304 --> 00:14:39,557 Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. 296 00:14:39,641 --> 00:14:42,476 Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. 297 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,895 Times were simpler. Kids didn't have sex. 298 00:14:44,978 --> 00:14:47,730 Neighbors knew each other. It's a freaking fairy tale. 299 00:14:47,814 --> 00:14:50,566 Things sucked then, too. It sucked without indoor plumbing. 300 00:14:50,649 --> 00:14:53,026 I think some traditions are nice. 301 00:14:53,069 --> 00:14:54,903 Birthdays, holidays. 302 00:14:54,987 --> 00:14:57,280 Taking a walk in the first snow of the season. 303 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,616 I didn't get the Hallmark card for that one. 304 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,326 When I was five, I had a really bad ear infection, 305 00:15:02,409 --> 00:15:05,620 and I had been home in bed for a week, and I was very sad. 306 00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:09,374 So I wished really hard that something wonderful would happen to me. 307 00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:12,960 And I woke up the next morning, and it had snowed. 308 00:15:13,502 --> 00:15:16,671 And I was sure that some fairy godmother had done it just for me. 309 00:15:16,755 --> 00:15:18,172 It was my little present. 310 00:15:18,255 --> 00:15:20,549 Your parents never explained the concept of weather to you? 311 00:15:20,632 --> 00:15:24,094 I am making a point, Mouthy McGee. Of course, many years later, 312 00:15:24,178 --> 00:15:28,389 I realized that, logically,the snow was not there for me personally. 313 00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:32,393 But, still, when it snows, something inside me says, 314 00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:37,188 "Hey, that's your present." I don't think it'll ever change. 315 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,651 - My father used to be one of those guys. - Yeah? 316 00:15:42,735 --> 00:15:45,404 - Yeah, he even had his own musket. - Really? 317 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,239 Never had to rent it. 318 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:50,158 - Where's the musket now? - He was buried with it. 319 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,701 - Wow! - Yeah, he loved that musket. 320 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,329 That's nice, in a disturbing sort of way. 321 00:15:59,498 --> 00:16:02,001 Come on in. I'll get you some coffee. 322 00:16:02,084 --> 00:16:03,335 No, thanks. 323 00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:06,588 I'm gonna walk around. Enjoy my present a little. 324 00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:17,472 [ Band teacher ]: People, people, please get into formation. 325 00:16:17,639 --> 00:16:20,766 Hats on and instruments in place. 326 00:16:20,975 --> 00:16:22,977 Do not, I repeat, 327 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:26,647 do not actually put instruments to your mouths 328 00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:28,857 until we are inside. 329 00:16:29,065 --> 00:16:32,235 Remember what happened to the flautist last year. 330 00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:41,935 Oh! 331 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,135 [ all laughing ] 332 00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:15,604 I smell snow. 333 00:17:28,404 --> 00:17:29,604 Well, well, well. 334 00:17:30,491 --> 00:17:32,534 - What's up, teach? - What are you doing here? 335 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,203 I live here. What are you doing here? 336 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:37,288 I was on my way back from Stamford. My car decided to stop. 337 00:17:37,372 --> 00:17:38,498 - Here? - Yes. 338 00:17:38,581 --> 00:17:39,791 - In my town? - Yes. 339 00:17:39,874 --> 00:17:41,125 Good car. 340 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,585 - It's nice to see you. - You, too. 341 00:17:44,336 --> 00:17:47,214 You know, a minute ago, I was really angry about something, 342 00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:49,507 and now I...I just can't remember what it was. 343 00:17:49,591 --> 00:17:52,009 - That's snow for you. - I guess so. 344 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:55,095 So, this is quite a predicament you're in. 345 00:17:55,178 --> 00:17:58,473 Stranded here in a strange town, with no one you know. 346 00:17:58,515 --> 00:17:59,640 Oh, wait. 347 00:17:59,682 --> 00:18:02,810 - Where's Rory tonight? - She's in Hartford with her grandparents. 348 00:18:02,851 --> 00:18:04,686 - That must be nice. - Whatever you say. 349 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:06,688 - So, Rory's in Hartford? - Yes. 350 00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:08,606 - And I'm in Stars Hollow. - Correct. 351 00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:10,983 - And you're... - Trying to figure out where I should take you. 352 00:18:11,026 --> 00:18:12,776 No, no, where I should take you. 353 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:15,404 This is my town. You know nothing around here. 354 00:18:15,488 --> 00:18:18,115 No, but I was the one who asked you out initially. 355 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,575 So, therefore, I am still obligated to do the taking. 356 00:18:20,658 --> 00:18:23,661 Yes, but I was the one who did the canceling after you did the asking. 357 00:18:23,744 --> 00:18:27,122 Therefore you forfeit your taking rights to me, the canceller. 358 00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:29,749 - So we're actually gonna do this? - Yes, we are. 359 00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:32,501 Let me just give this guy my keys, and then we'll go. 360 00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:34,795 - Great. - "Great" is an understatement. 361 00:18:35,128 --> 00:18:38,589 I just don't understand why you waited so late to call. 362 00:18:39,382 --> 00:18:40,883 Are you sure? 363 00:18:42,009 --> 00:18:45,137 Fine. All right. Yes, goodbye. 364 00:18:45,846 --> 00:18:47,722 Well, I don't know what I'm gonna do now. 365 00:18:47,764 --> 00:18:49,224 What's the problem, Emily? 366 00:18:49,265 --> 00:18:53,227 The problem is that apparently Florence cannot get here because of the storm. 367 00:18:53,427 --> 00:18:54,560 Florence? 368 00:18:54,561 --> 00:18:55,937 Our cook. 369 00:18:56,438 --> 00:18:58,398 We'll just have to go out, then. 370 00:18:58,481 --> 00:19:02,443 Oh, please, Richard, pay attention. We can't go out. It's miserable out there. 371 00:19:02,526 --> 00:19:04,278 We'll figure something out then. 372 00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:06,113 What? What will we figure out? 373 00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:08,407 - I don't know, but... - I hate the damn snow. 374 00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:11,075 - Emily, calm down. - This is a serious problem. 375 00:19:11,158 --> 00:19:14,870 These Friday dinners are the only proper food that child eats all week. 376 00:19:14,912 --> 00:19:17,914 Rory, are you in any way malnourished, 377 00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:22,043 or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity 378 00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:24,211 to raise money on your account? 379 00:19:24,586 --> 00:19:26,755 - I'm good. - She's good, Emily. 380 00:19:26,963 --> 00:19:30,508 Your sense of humor rears its ugly head at the oddest of times, Richard. 381 00:19:30,591 --> 00:19:34,428 Emily, I'm not the mastermind behind some great scheme to spoil your dinner plans, 382 00:19:34,470 --> 00:19:36,472 and I don't care to be treated as such. 383 00:19:36,555 --> 00:19:39,391 So you're fine with having no dinner tonight, is that it? 384 00:19:39,432 --> 00:19:42,560 - I certainly am not. - Hey, how about I check the fridge? 385 00:19:42,602 --> 00:19:45,438 I'm sure there's something in there we could whip up. 386 00:19:45,479 --> 00:19:47,730 - Whip up? - Yeah, come on. 387 00:19:49,107 --> 00:19:50,817 It'll be fun, I promise. 388 00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:53,694 Well, come on, Mr. We'll-Figure-It-Out. 389 00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,366 - Nothing. - Not a blessed thing. 390 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,575 Hey, there's frozen pizza. 391 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,369 - How did that get there? - Maybe you bought it and forgot about it. 392 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,913 I've never bought frozen pizza. It must belong to Anna. 393 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,163 - The maid. - Yes. 394 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,456 Got one! 395 00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,710 - What are you doing? - I'm gonna make it. 396 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:15,421 - Oh, Rory, you're not serious? - That hardly looks like dinner. 397 00:20:15,504 --> 00:20:19,424 I agree. Rory, that's food you eat at a carnival, or in a Turkish prison. 398 00:20:19,466 --> 00:20:20,800 I promise you're gonna love it. 399 00:20:20,841 --> 00:20:23,094 - But... - Listen, just leave it up to me. 400 00:20:23,135 --> 00:20:27,097 You guys go back to the living room, and I'll call you when it's ready. 401 00:20:27,972 --> 00:20:29,891 - Hey, Grandma? - Yes? 402 00:20:29,974 --> 00:20:32,727 What are the odds of you knowing where a cookie sheet would be? 403 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:35,938 - I'd say very slim. - Never mind. I'll find it. 404 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,648 Very slim? Thank you for that. 405 00:20:39,316 --> 00:20:41,650 Thank you. Hold that. 406 00:20:42,735 --> 00:20:43,944 - Thanks. - Thanks. 407 00:20:45,821 --> 00:20:48,740 - God, it's a beautiful night, huh? - Yes, it is. 408 00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:51,826 - So, tell me something about yourself. - Like what? 409 00:20:52,159 --> 00:20:53,786 - Um, have you ever been married? - Nope. 410 00:20:53,869 --> 00:20:54,995 - Ever been close? - Once. 411 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,497 - And? - She's in Thailand now. 412 00:20:56,538 --> 00:20:57,914 - Sex trade? - Bank of America. 413 00:20:57,998 --> 00:20:59,207 It's usually one or the other. 414 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,293 She went there on business. She did well. She never came back. 415 00:21:02,335 --> 00:21:03,961 - Oh, sad. - It was, at the time. 416 00:21:04,003 --> 00:21:07,256 - But if it was meant to be... - Oh, he believes in fate. 417 00:21:07,339 --> 00:21:10,216 Fate, poetry, love. They all go together, don't they? 418 00:21:10,299 --> 00:21:11,468 Yes, they do. 419 00:21:11,509 --> 00:21:13,761 - How about you? - Oh, I've never been married. 420 00:21:13,844 --> 00:21:16,221 - Ever been close? - Uh, Rory's dad proposed. 421 00:21:16,304 --> 00:21:19,432 - What happened? - The bell rang. I was late for chem lab. 422 00:21:19,516 --> 00:21:21,309 You ever sorry that you didn't? 423 00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:25,229 Oh, no. We were so young and my life would've been completely different. 424 00:21:25,313 --> 00:21:27,814 You know, I wouldn't live here. I wouldn't work here. 425 00:21:27,856 --> 00:21:30,400 I wouldn't be walking here with you. 426 00:21:33,528 --> 00:21:35,863 - Where are we going? - You'll see. 427 00:21:36,321 --> 00:21:38,615 Are we gonna get there before we freeze? 428 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,325 Now, what kind of fun would it be if I told you the answer? 429 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,868 - You're crazy. - Very possible. 430 00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,579 - And I'm following you. - Yes, you are. 431 00:21:44,662 --> 00:21:47,957 - So possibly, I'm crazier than you are. - Again, very possible. 432 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,916 - A match made in heaven. - Or in Bellevue. 433 00:21:49,999 --> 00:21:51,626 It must be fate. 434 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,003 Oh, this is getting ridiculous, Aaron. 435 00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:57,673 I will not continue to have these conversations with a child! 436 00:21:57,756 --> 00:21:59,508 Yes, he is a child. 437 00:21:59,674 --> 00:22:02,551 Well, when he's worked 30 years at the company, that's when he's not a child. 438 00:22:02,636 --> 00:22:05,638 Until then, I don't care what his opinions are. 439 00:22:05,929 --> 00:22:07,764 Aaron, are you listening to me? 440 00:22:07,847 --> 00:22:09,974 Good, because I'm hanging up on you now, 441 00:22:10,058 --> 00:22:12,936 and I wanted to make sure that you heard it. 442 00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:14,395 [ telephone clicking ] What a moron. 443 00:22:58,552 --> 00:23:00,052 [ pager beeping ] 444 00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:09,530 [ telephone ringing ] 445 00:23:11,067 --> 00:23:12,443 Hello, Rory? 446 00:23:12,543 --> 00:23:13,610 Lane? 447 00:23:13,611 --> 00:23:16,030 - Where are you? - I'm at my grandparents'. 448 00:23:16,113 --> 00:23:17,447 What are you doing at my house? 449 00:23:17,489 --> 00:23:19,950 - Like you care. - What are you talking about? 450 00:23:20,033 --> 00:23:21,868 You're never around when I need you. 451 00:23:21,951 --> 00:23:24,328 You know I have to go to my grandparents' on Fridays. 452 00:23:24,412 --> 00:23:27,290 I know! You go to your grandparents'. You go to Chilton. 453 00:23:27,331 --> 00:23:30,583 You have to meet Dean. He needs his cookies. "I can't find my books." 454 00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:31,959 What are you taking about? 455 00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:34,628 What good is it to have a best friend when she's never around? 456 00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:37,756 And she never listens, and she has no interest in the fact that you're in love, 457 00:23:37,797 --> 00:23:40,425 - or you touched his hair? - You touched whose hair? 458 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,725 Rich...Bloomenfeld. 459 00:23:43,136 --> 00:23:45,471 Why would you touch Rich Bloomenfeld's hair? 460 00:23:45,513 --> 00:23:48,932 Why? That's a good question. I don't know why. 461 00:23:48,974 --> 00:23:52,811 Why would a sane person do a thing like that? Maybe I'm not sane. 462 00:23:52,852 --> 00:23:54,896 Maybe I'm going through some sort of phase. 463 00:23:54,979 --> 00:23:59,108 Maybe I really, really needed someone to talk to about this, and you weren't there. 464 00:23:59,316 --> 00:24:00,525 Lane, come on. 465 00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:03,986 No, you come on. You're always at school, or you're talking about school. 466 00:24:04,028 --> 00:24:05,446 Or you're with Dean. 467 00:24:05,488 --> 00:24:07,615 You have everything now, and I have nothing. 468 00:24:07,698 --> 00:24:11,326 Except for 2,000 Korean Bibles, and a potential "F" in jazz band. 469 00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:12,702 I'm sorry. 470 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,870 Don't be sorry. Be here. 471 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:19,541 [ crackling on telephone ] I'm...Lane? Are you there? 472 00:24:19,641 --> 00:24:22,741 - Rory? Rory? - Lane? 473 00:24:23,002 --> 00:24:25,213 - There you are. - I think the phones went dead. 474 00:24:25,296 --> 00:24:27,422 It's probably just this horrible storm. 475 00:24:27,506 --> 00:24:30,759 - You must come downstairs immediately. - What's wrong? 476 00:24:30,842 --> 00:24:33,511 - The stove is buzzing. - It's just the timer, Grandma. 477 00:24:33,595 --> 00:24:36,472 I know it's the timer, Rory. What I don't know is where it's located 478 00:24:36,514 --> 00:24:39,474 - or how to turn it off. - But I really need to call Lane back. 479 00:24:39,516 --> 00:24:42,060 There's nothing you can do now. The phones'll come back. 480 00:24:42,143 --> 00:24:44,812 - Now, please, come downstairs and help me stop the buzzing. - But... 481 00:24:44,854 --> 00:24:47,439 [ Richard ]: Emily, get down here! 482 00:24:47,523 --> 00:24:48,816 Okay, let's go. 483 00:24:52,569 --> 00:24:54,779 [ Lorelai ]: So, the fiesta burger. 484 00:24:54,863 --> 00:24:56,322 [ Max ]: Very interesting. 485 00:24:56,363 --> 00:24:58,240 - Very spicy. - Oh, yeah. 486 00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:01,493 - How's your tongue? - Much better, thank you. 487 00:25:01,893 --> 00:25:03,093 [ sighing ] 488 00:25:06,414 --> 00:25:08,624 - Are you scared yet? - Not yet. 489 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:12,252 - [ gasping ] - Are you scared yet? - [ screaming ] - I'm still good. 490 00:25:12,335 --> 00:25:13,503 Are you scared yet? 491 00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:15,880 - You know, you're very annoying in a movie. - I know. 492 00:25:15,963 --> 00:25:18,799 I think it's very important that you know my faults, 493 00:25:18,882 --> 00:25:21,968 as well as my many attributes. 494 00:25:22,052 --> 00:25:24,846 - Very thoughtful of you. - It is, isn't it? 495 00:25:25,763 --> 00:25:27,515 Because, as you know, 496 00:25:27,598 --> 00:25:30,058 you can get carried away by your many attributes. 497 00:25:30,142 --> 00:25:32,477 And suddenly find yourself thinking, "Oh, my God! 498 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,229 "This woman is absolutely perfect." 499 00:25:36,772 --> 00:25:39,358 We wouldn't want that, now, would we? 500 00:25:40,150 --> 00:25:41,985 No, we wouldn't. 501 00:25:45,185 --> 00:25:47,185 ♪ [ music playing ] 502 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:53,785 Hmm. 503 00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:58,665 You want to eat it before it gets cold. 504 00:25:58,665 --> 00:26:00,041 [ cutlery rattling ] 505 00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:02,002 - How is it? - Not cold! 506 00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:04,587 Hmm. It's quite tasty. 507 00:26:04,962 --> 00:26:07,339 - Emily, we should have this more often. - What? 508 00:26:07,381 --> 00:26:10,508 Perhaps instead of that horrible salmon that keeps showing up. 509 00:26:10,550 --> 00:26:12,885 That salmon is a fine delicacy. 510 00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:15,096 Hmm. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. 511 00:26:15,179 --> 00:26:17,390 Try it again, Grandma. It's probably cooler now. 512 00:26:17,473 --> 00:26:19,600 - No, thank you, I'm fine. - You know what? 513 00:26:19,683 --> 00:26:23,019 It's really good if you add some extra Parmesan to it. 514 00:26:23,061 --> 00:26:24,771 This is Mom's special trick. 515 00:26:24,854 --> 00:26:27,022 Frozen pizza is a staple at our house. 516 00:26:27,064 --> 00:26:30,400 Mom's become a major doctoring genius. She'll put anything on it. 517 00:26:30,483 --> 00:26:33,111 One time Sookie came and brought us some foie gras, 518 00:26:33,195 --> 00:26:35,988 - and Mom stuck it on a pizza. - How was it? 519 00:26:36,364 --> 00:26:38,991 Pretty good, once we took the foie gras off. 520 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,869 Okay, that's good. 521 00:26:42,994 --> 00:26:45,246 Try it. Please? 522 00:26:47,623 --> 00:26:50,834 If you want to get really crazy, you can pick it up. 523 00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:52,544 Well, all right. 524 00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,046 Here goes nothing. 525 00:26:58,757 --> 00:27:00,884 - Mmm! That's wonderful! - See? 526 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:03,011 Rory, pass me that cheese. 527 00:27:04,929 --> 00:27:06,222 Trust me. 528 00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:09,266 It makes all the difference. 529 00:27:09,516 --> 00:27:11,351 I'll be right back. 530 00:27:19,733 --> 00:27:21,443 I found this in Mom's room. 531 00:27:21,526 --> 00:27:23,445 - [ Emily ]: What's that? - Pictures. 532 00:27:23,904 --> 00:27:26,197 Oh, my goodness, I haven't seen that in years. 533 00:27:26,281 --> 00:27:27,781 Oh, my gosh. 534 00:27:30,493 --> 00:27:32,001 - Oh! Look at this. - [ Richard chuckling ] 535 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,828 [ Rory ]: That's one fluffy white dress. 536 00:27:33,912 --> 00:27:35,830 Yes. There were 12 petticoats underneath it. 537 00:27:35,913 --> 00:27:38,081 We got it in London, remember, Richard? 538 00:27:38,165 --> 00:27:39,624 She looks like a little princess. 539 00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:42,836 Yes. Well, if memory serves, I believe about two minutes after that picture, 540 00:27:42,919 --> 00:27:45,255 her highness dumped a glass of grape juice all over it. 541 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:47,590 - Look, Emily, it's Hopey. - [ Rory ]: Hopey? 542 00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:48,757 My younger sister. 543 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,842 Has she been here when I was here? Don't remember her. 544 00:27:50,926 --> 00:27:53,428 Oh, she lives in Paris. Our great expatriate. 545 00:27:53,470 --> 00:27:56,639 Oh, my Hopey, look at you. I haven't seen her in such a long time. 546 00:27:56,764 --> 00:27:59,641 - Maybe we should take a trip this year. - That would be nice. 547 00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:03,311 - Maybe Rory could go with us. - I'll start packing tomorrow. 548 00:28:04,187 --> 00:28:05,981 - Oh, is that you guys? - Yes, it is. 549 00:28:06,064 --> 00:28:08,649 - That is our wedding picture. - That's an amazing dress. 550 00:28:08,732 --> 00:28:12,319 It should've been. My mother had three seamstresses working round the clock making it. 551 00:28:12,402 --> 00:28:15,363 - Do you still have it? - It's upstairs packed away somewhere. 552 00:28:15,447 --> 00:28:16,823 I'll save it for you if you like. 553 00:28:16,906 --> 00:28:20,033 Oh, Emily. Rory's too young to be thinking about things like that. 554 00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:23,411 Oh, please. Every young girl thinks about her wedding. I know I did. 555 00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:26,163 I knew when I was twelve that I wanted lilies and orchids 556 00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:28,624 with a silver bow wrapped around them for my bouquet. 557 00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:31,001 You also knew that you wanted to marry Errol Flynn. 558 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:34,796 - Oh, really? Grandma had a thing for the pirate guy? - I did not have a thing for the pirate guy. 559 00:28:34,837 --> 00:28:36,339 She was mad about him. 560 00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:38,674 She even tried to get me to grow one of those little mustaches. 561 00:28:38,757 --> 00:28:40,176 - You're kidding. - Richard, stop. 562 00:28:40,217 --> 00:28:42,261 She wanted me to swing from a chandelier. 563 00:28:42,344 --> 00:28:43,470 Now you're just being silly. 564 00:28:43,511 --> 00:28:45,846 Luckily, I was on the fencing team in college, 565 00:28:45,930 --> 00:28:49,057 or I would have married Lucinda Lester by now. 566 00:28:49,516 --> 00:28:52,977 Actually, Lucinda Lester looked a lot like Errol Flynn. 567 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:57,356 I should've married her, it would've been very modern of me. 568 00:28:58,023 --> 00:29:00,358 Wow! Mom looks really beautiful here. 569 00:29:00,985 --> 00:29:03,612 - Yes, she does. - What was the occasion? 570 00:29:04,446 --> 00:29:06,531 Who would like some coffee? 571 00:29:07,031 --> 00:29:09,491 That was her debutante gown for her coming-out party. 572 00:29:09,533 --> 00:29:12,494 - Mom had a coming-out party? - No, she didn't. 573 00:29:14,594 --> 00:29:15,794 Oh. 574 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,708 Yes, well, things happen, don't they? 575 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:22,627 If you'll excuse me, I have some business calls to make. 576 00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:24,671 I'll go get that coffee. 577 00:29:49,650 --> 00:29:51,402 - Here. - What is this? 578 00:29:51,568 --> 00:29:53,903 - I brought you coffee. - No, thank you. 579 00:29:53,987 --> 00:29:56,489 Harry, you're freezing. Take the damn coffee. 580 00:29:56,572 --> 00:29:59,491 When our forefathers stood out here many moons ago, 581 00:29:59,575 --> 00:30:02,035 - they didn't have any coffee. - How do you know? 582 00:30:02,118 --> 00:30:04,746 Do you have written documentation about what sort of beverages 583 00:30:04,830 --> 00:30:08,791 they did or did not have on that long, historic night of standing? 584 00:30:08,874 --> 00:30:11,585 This is still a joke to you, young man. 585 00:30:11,626 --> 00:30:15,088 I don't choose to be a joke. We don't need your coffee. 586 00:30:15,254 --> 00:30:18,508 Harry, please, take the coffee. 587 00:30:21,092 --> 00:30:23,220 My father would have taken the coffee. 588 00:30:23,303 --> 00:30:25,722 Well, all right, then. Thank you. 589 00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:30,142 - Andrew? - Thank you, Luke. 590 00:30:30,767 --> 00:30:32,811 - Kirk? - You got any herbal tea? 591 00:30:32,894 --> 00:30:34,770 Uh, not on me, but I can get some. 592 00:30:34,855 --> 00:30:36,772 - With a squeeze of lemon. - Okay. 593 00:30:36,856 --> 00:30:38,858 I could really go for some cocoa. 594 00:30:38,941 --> 00:30:40,776 That sounds good. Cocoa for me, too. 595 00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:43,903 Okay, okay. Hang on a minute. One herbal tea, uh, 596 00:30:43,945 --> 00:30:46,447 and two cocoas. 597 00:30:47,147 --> 00:30:49,047 [ Lorelai ]: Right in the middle, it was scary. 598 00:30:49,116 --> 00:30:51,576 - [ Max ]: Yeah, that part was a little slow. - Slow? 599 00:30:51,619 --> 00:30:55,204 But it picked up pretty soon after that, don't you think? 600 00:30:55,404 --> 00:30:57,904 ♪ [ "Someone To Watch Over Me" by Rickie Lee Jones playing ] 601 00:30:57,904 --> 00:31:01,804 ♪ There is a somebody I'm longing to see ♪ 602 00:31:01,804 --> 00:31:04,804 ♪ I hope that he ♪ 603 00:31:04,804 --> 00:31:08,004 ♪ Turns out to be ♪ 604 00:31:08,174 --> 00:31:10,717 - [ Lorelai ]: So this is it, my house. - [ Max ]: It's nice. 605 00:31:10,801 --> 00:31:12,136 Thank you. 606 00:31:13,303 --> 00:31:14,637 Good porch. 607 00:31:16,472 --> 00:31:17,932 Nice windows. 608 00:31:21,352 --> 00:31:22,811 Front door. 609 00:31:23,687 --> 00:31:25,771 - Which opens, I assume. - Yeah. 610 00:31:26,564 --> 00:31:28,816 - Something wrong? - No, nothing's wrong. 611 00:31:28,899 --> 00:31:31,234 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I, uh... 612 00:31:33,237 --> 00:31:35,864 [ sighing deeply ] See, I was so excited about the snow, and about seeing you... 613 00:31:35,947 --> 00:31:38,950 - Thank you. - You're welcome. That I didn't really think this thing out. 614 00:31:38,991 --> 00:31:41,160 and I usually think this kind of thing out. 615 00:31:41,243 --> 00:31:44,662 - So I'm just thinking this thing out. - Wh-what thing? 616 00:31:45,163 --> 00:31:47,957 - Inviting a man over to my house. - Okay. 617 00:31:48,249 --> 00:31:51,126 See, I have really strict rules about dating. 618 00:31:51,168 --> 00:31:55,380 I keep my personal life totally separate from my life with Rory. 619 00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:57,924 You know, I never want her to feel unsettled 620 00:31:58,007 --> 00:32:00,760 or like her life could just shift at any moment. 621 00:32:00,843 --> 00:32:02,386 I totally understand. 622 00:32:02,469 --> 00:32:04,972 And she comes first, and this is her house, too. 623 00:32:05,055 --> 00:32:08,433 I understand. This is something that you don't do often. 624 00:32:08,516 --> 00:32:09,892 - Ever. - Ever? 625 00:32:10,142 --> 00:32:11,644 - Never. - I see. 626 00:32:14,104 --> 00:32:15,730 [ chuckling ] I mean, I've dated. 627 00:32:15,814 --> 00:32:18,357 And, uh, you know, dated. 628 00:32:18,457 --> 00:32:19,657 [ chuckling ] 629 00:32:20,109 --> 00:32:23,112 But, uh, I've just never...dated 630 00:32:23,695 --> 00:32:26,489 here, in our house. 631 00:32:26,865 --> 00:32:30,701 What if I promised you that if you let me in, 632 00:32:30,785 --> 00:32:33,870 all I'm expecting is a...is a cup of coffee? That's it. 633 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:36,205 Nothing weird or funny. 634 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:39,977 - Unless, of course, you're into weird and funny, - Max. 635 00:32:39,977 --> 00:32:41,077 'Cause I could do weird and funny. 636 00:32:41,177 --> 00:32:42,161 Lorelai, 637 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,797 I've been enjoying the hell out of myself tonight, 638 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,216 - and I think you are, too. - I am. 639 00:32:48,424 --> 00:32:50,634 Well, so, it's, uh, snowing, 640 00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:56,346 - cold, and your daughter is elsewhere. - I know. I know. 641 00:32:56,722 --> 00:32:59,725 I mean, the whole night's been a weird kismet of events. 642 00:32:59,809 --> 00:33:02,561 - Oh, it's that fate guy again. - At some point in your life, 643 00:33:02,644 --> 00:33:06,898 you're gonna have to decide that some guy is worth opening that front door for. 644 00:33:07,148 --> 00:33:09,066 I am just volunteering. 645 00:33:17,615 --> 00:33:19,700 Would you like some coffee? 646 00:33:25,121 --> 00:33:29,041 So, how strong do you like your coffee? Because I've built up such a tolerance to it, 647 00:33:29,084 --> 00:33:31,002 I usually make it too intense for most people. 648 00:33:31,085 --> 00:33:33,879 Yeah, I lived through the fiesta burger. Don't hold back now. 649 00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:35,079 Okay. 650 00:33:35,755 --> 00:33:39,092 - Can I help? - Um, yeah, you can fill up the pot. 651 00:33:39,175 --> 00:33:41,051 Ooh, I'm very good at that. 652 00:33:43,095 --> 00:33:45,931 - Six cups sounds good? - Fine. 653 00:33:46,681 --> 00:33:47,741 What are you gonna have? 654 00:33:47,841 --> 00:33:49,374 [ laughing ] 655 00:33:49,475 --> 00:33:51,727 You do know that was a leading question, right? 656 00:33:51,810 --> 00:33:53,354 Really? How so? 657 00:33:54,254 --> 00:33:55,454 [ moaning ] 658 00:33:58,316 --> 00:34:00,443 - How badly do you want that coffee? - Not that badly. 659 00:34:00,526 --> 00:34:02,236 Such a good answer. 660 00:34:30,129 --> 00:34:31,329 [ panting ] 661 00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:33,304 How many kids did you say you have? 662 00:34:33,387 --> 00:34:34,971 One. Why? 663 00:34:35,054 --> 00:34:36,639 Lane! Hi! Hi! 664 00:34:36,839 --> 00:34:38,039 What a...we're just... what're...what're... 665 00:34:38,266 --> 00:34:42,061 - what are you doing here? - I'm sorry. I was waiting for Rory. 666 00:34:42,144 --> 00:34:45,772 I'll just go back into her room, and I won't come back out. I promise. 667 00:34:46,772 --> 00:34:47,972 [ door closing ] 668 00:34:52,152 --> 00:34:55,447 Oh, that's The Cure. I have to go back in there. 669 00:34:55,656 --> 00:34:57,991 It's okay, I'll... I'll finish up the coffee. 670 00:34:58,074 --> 00:35:01,243 - I'll be back as fast as humanly possible. - Good. 671 00:35:01,343 --> 00:35:03,943 ♪ I've been living so long ♪ 672 00:35:03,943 --> 00:35:08,143 ♪ With my pictures of you, that I ♪ 673 00:35:08,143 --> 00:35:09,542 [ music stops playing ] 674 00:35:09,543 --> 00:35:10,743 Hey! 675 00:35:10,835 --> 00:35:12,544 Sorry I messed up your date. 676 00:35:12,628 --> 00:35:15,296 You didn't mess up my date. What's going on? 677 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:20,134 - I was waiting for Rory to get home. - Sweetie, Rory's stuck in Hartford tonight. 678 00:35:21,051 --> 00:35:23,762 Oh, I didn't know. I'll just go. 679 00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:26,139 Hey, do you want to talk? 680 00:35:26,848 --> 00:35:29,684 I'm not Rory, but we do use the same blow dryer. 681 00:35:29,768 --> 00:35:32,644 I did something really stupid today. 682 00:35:33,187 --> 00:35:35,939 - Okay, what did you pierce? - Nothing. 683 00:35:37,232 --> 00:35:40,276 - I touched a boy's hair. - Okay. 684 00:35:40,526 --> 00:35:44,363 - A boy I really like. - So far, I'm missing the stupid part. 685 00:35:44,696 --> 00:35:48,324 - I kind of did it without his permission. - Now we're getting somewhere. 686 00:35:48,366 --> 00:35:51,744 I don't know what happened. I mean, I was just standing there. 687 00:35:51,827 --> 00:35:54,747 And then he bends over, and his hair falls forward 688 00:35:54,830 --> 00:35:57,248 and suddenly it's like my hand has a life of its own. 689 00:35:57,331 --> 00:35:59,584 Sounds like your hand had a little help from your hormones. 690 00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:02,670 God, I'm so humiliated. I can't ever go back to school. 691 00:36:02,753 --> 00:36:06,131 I'll have to be home-schooled. My mother finally gets her way. 692 00:36:06,214 --> 00:36:08,049 Look at it from a different perspective. 693 00:36:08,132 --> 00:36:10,676 You have so many years of screw-ups ahead of you. 694 00:36:10,759 --> 00:36:14,304 View this as a trial run for really grown-up humiliation. 695 00:36:14,387 --> 00:36:15,722 So not helping. 696 00:36:16,406 --> 00:36:18,866 - Maybe you should be a hairdresser. - Lorelai! 697 00:36:18,891 --> 00:36:21,936 Yes. It's perfect. You can run your hands through anybody's hair 698 00:36:22,019 --> 00:36:25,022 - and they'll pay you for it. - What am I going to do? 699 00:36:25,105 --> 00:36:28,357 I mean, everyone at school's gonna be talking about me. I can't show my face. 700 00:36:28,441 --> 00:36:30,484 Everybody does stupid things in high school. 701 00:36:30,568 --> 00:36:32,445 - It's like a requirement. - Not like this! 702 00:36:32,528 --> 00:36:34,697 No, some people get pregnant. 703 00:36:35,572 --> 00:36:38,574 Talk about something really juicy for the gossip mill. 704 00:36:38,658 --> 00:36:40,117 I forgot about that. 705 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,163 Yeah. Everybody screws up, Lane. That's what happens. 706 00:36:44,246 --> 00:36:45,914 It's what you do with the screw-ups, 707 00:36:45,997 --> 00:36:50,084 it's how you handle the experience. That's what you should judge yourself by. 708 00:36:50,293 --> 00:36:53,295 I have a great life and an amazing kid. 709 00:36:53,754 --> 00:36:56,048 And I took a detour. 710 00:36:57,090 --> 00:37:00,433 - I ended up someplace good. - Yeah. 711 00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:02,095 Tell me this. 712 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:04,930 How did his hair feel? Good as it looked? 713 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,306 Better. 714 00:37:06,764 --> 00:37:09,767 Oh, you're gonna be fine. I'm positive about that. 715 00:37:10,893 --> 00:37:12,978 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 716 00:37:13,562 --> 00:37:15,022 So, who's the guy? 717 00:37:16,273 --> 00:37:17,816 Rory's teacher. 718 00:37:18,942 --> 00:37:22,468 - Oh. He has nice hair. - Yeah. 719 00:37:24,568 --> 00:37:25,768 [ door closing ] 720 00:37:29,568 --> 00:37:31,068 - Hey. - Hey. 721 00:37:31,868 --> 00:37:33,068 [ sighing ] 722 00:37:33,287 --> 00:37:36,414 - Everything okay in there? - It will be. 723 00:37:37,415 --> 00:37:39,500 So, where did we leave off? 724 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:42,795 Uh-uh-oh. Lane is gonna stay here tonight. 725 00:37:44,004 --> 00:37:45,714 She had a really bad teen day 726 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:48,508 and she needs to crash someplace sympathetic. 727 00:37:48,675 --> 00:37:50,384 Okay, I understand. 728 00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:53,470 I swear to God, if this wasn't a major Judy Blume moment, 729 00:37:53,553 --> 00:37:56,640 I would kick her cute little butt right out of here. 730 00:37:56,724 --> 00:38:00,477 Can you recommend a hotel that's really, really close to here? 731 00:38:00,810 --> 00:38:04,397 Why don't you just stay here tonight? Everybody else is. 732 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,440 - I don't know. - Really, the couch is comfortable. 733 00:38:07,524 --> 00:38:11,778 And there's pillows and blankets. And the bathroom's through there. 734 00:38:11,944 --> 00:38:14,405 And the kitchen has nothing in it 735 00:38:14,488 --> 00:38:17,074 but running water, if you get thirsty. 736 00:38:18,158 --> 00:38:19,951 and it's an awful night. 737 00:38:20,034 --> 00:38:22,829 - Okay, if it's not a problem. - Not at all. 738 00:38:24,579 --> 00:38:27,457 Could I at least give you a kiss good night? 739 00:38:27,624 --> 00:38:30,334 Only if you intend to live till morning. 740 00:38:39,968 --> 00:38:41,302 - Good night. - Good night. 741 00:38:41,502 --> 00:38:42,702 [ laughing ] 742 00:39:04,586 --> 00:39:05,786 [ vehicle approaching ] 743 00:39:25,602 --> 00:39:26,802 - Hi! - Hi! 744 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,716 - What's up? - Nothing. What's up with you? 745 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,051 You have something to tell me. 746 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:32,512 Boy, you're so smart. Right. Okay. Here we go. 747 00:39:32,553 --> 00:39:34,763 I've got a boy in the house. 748 00:39:34,847 --> 00:39:37,015 - You what? - Nothing happened, I swear. 749 00:39:37,057 --> 00:39:40,226 - He slept the whole night on the couch. And you know him. - I do? 750 00:39:40,352 --> 00:39:42,478 And you like him! I don't know if that's relevant, 751 00:39:42,561 --> 00:39:45,648 I just thought that I would throw that in there. 752 00:39:47,398 --> 00:39:49,359 - [ Lorelai whispering ]: It's Mr. Medina. - I know. 753 00:39:49,526 --> 00:39:52,195 My English teacher is on my couch. 754 00:39:53,237 --> 00:39:57,199 It was the snow. You know how I get. It's like catnip. 755 00:39:57,991 --> 00:40:02,328 I was walking. He was there. His car was broken. We had fiesta burgers. 756 00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:04,705 It was the snow. 757 00:40:06,248 --> 00:40:08,416 Rory, say something. 758 00:40:13,504 --> 00:40:14,963 Rory, talk to me. 759 00:40:15,047 --> 00:40:17,299 - How do you feel? - I don't know. 760 00:40:17,383 --> 00:40:19,717 Take a guess: angry, frustrated, nauseous? 761 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,552 Weird. I...I feel weird. 762 00:40:21,928 --> 00:40:24,138 - Has he been here all night? - Pretty much. 763 00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:25,973 Oh, my God! Did he go into the bathroom? 764 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:28,225 I have stuff hanging in there! 765 00:40:28,308 --> 00:40:31,185 Honey, you knew I was gonna date him, right? This isn't a total surprise. 766 00:40:31,269 --> 00:40:35,189 Yes, I knew you were gonna date. I just didn't expect for him to be here 767 00:40:35,273 --> 00:40:37,900 - at our house in the morning. - I know. 768 00:40:37,983 --> 00:40:40,902 I don't even remember ever there being a man in our house. 769 00:40:40,943 --> 00:40:43,571 Yeah, well, I kind of broke the rules. 770 00:40:44,071 --> 00:40:46,448 God, why is this so weird for me? 771 00:40:46,615 --> 00:40:49,034 Because I should have told you first. 772 00:40:49,117 --> 00:40:50,118 No. 773 00:40:50,201 --> 00:40:52,870 - Because I should have talked to you before I did this. - No. 774 00:40:53,163 --> 00:40:56,624 Because you're afraid he smooshed the couch pillows out of shape? 775 00:40:56,665 --> 00:40:58,083 Do you love him? 776 00:40:58,283 --> 00:40:59,483 I, uh... 777 00:40:59,710 --> 00:41:02,712 we had one date. It was a great date. 778 00:41:03,212 --> 00:41:06,465 World Series level. But it was just a date. 779 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:12,887 Honey, I promised myself a long time ago 780 00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:15,556 that I was gonna keep all this stuff separate from you. 781 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:18,850 And I want you to know that still stands, okay? 782 00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:20,935 This was a one-time thing. 783 00:41:21,019 --> 00:41:23,146 I'm not gonna start just bringing guys home. 784 00:41:23,229 --> 00:41:24,981 This is not a trend. 785 00:41:25,606 --> 00:41:27,482 - You can, you know. - What? 786 00:41:27,565 --> 00:41:28,942 Bring guys home. 787 00:41:28,984 --> 00:41:32,112 I mean, if you like someone, you should feel comfortable doing that. 788 00:41:32,153 --> 00:41:35,072 - I appreciate that. - I want you to be happy. 789 00:41:35,281 --> 00:41:36,657 And I love you for that. 790 00:41:36,740 --> 00:41:38,575 Plus, I know you're not a cat person. 791 00:41:38,659 --> 00:41:40,744 So you truly will be alone if you don't find someone. 792 00:41:40,827 --> 00:41:44,621 Okay, look, someday, I will bring somebody home. 793 00:41:45,289 --> 00:41:48,709 But when I do, I just want to be sure it's the guy. 794 00:41:49,626 --> 00:41:52,629 - Mr. Medina's not the guy? - I don't know. 795 00:41:53,171 --> 00:41:54,505 He might be. 796 00:41:54,838 --> 00:41:57,341 But right now, it's just you and me. 797 00:41:57,591 --> 00:41:59,300 And sometimes Lane. 798 00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:02,300 - Hey. - Hey. 799 00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:07,265 Uh, I'm gonna go wake the man up. 800 00:42:10,018 --> 00:42:11,853 Your mom let me spend the night here. 801 00:42:11,936 --> 00:42:15,355 I tried calling you back all night, but the phones didn't turn back on until morning. 802 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,400 - That's okay. I understand. - Lane, I'm so sorry. 803 00:42:18,483 --> 00:42:20,026 I've been the worst friend lately. 804 00:42:20,109 --> 00:42:22,570 No, I just wigged out a little. 805 00:42:23,613 --> 00:42:25,114 I get jealous sometimes. 806 00:42:25,198 --> 00:42:28,659 I mean, you seem to have this really great life going 807 00:42:28,742 --> 00:42:30,452 and I don't really fit in there. 808 00:42:30,535 --> 00:42:33,287 That's not true. You totally fit in. 809 00:42:34,329 --> 00:42:36,999 - Yeah? - I'm talking Legos. 810 00:42:37,707 --> 00:42:39,083 I hope so. 811 00:42:39,167 --> 00:42:41,836 I will be better from now on, I promise. 812 00:42:42,211 --> 00:42:45,673 - Twenty-four hours a day, at your disposal. - Dean will love that. 813 00:42:45,715 --> 00:42:48,342 Well, he'll have to. You came first. 814 00:42:48,717 --> 00:42:51,386 That's right. I got dibs. 815 00:42:54,889 --> 00:42:57,516 Okay. I have to go home. 816 00:42:59,768 --> 00:43:02,103 - Coffee at Luke's, 2 o'clock? - You're on. 817 00:43:02,186 --> 00:43:04,438 And I wanna hear all about that hair-touching incident. 818 00:43:04,522 --> 00:43:08,317 Yeah. And I wanna hear the rest of the teacher-on-the-couch incident. 819 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,484 Deal. 820 00:43:18,158 --> 00:43:19,658 [ Lorelai and Max chatting ]