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So, are you staying over tonight?
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I'm not sure.
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There are a couple of gallery openings
I want to go to.
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I'm, like, so nervous about my show.
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I mean, I still have two more paintings
that I have to do.
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Everything I've been coming up with
is completely derivative
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of everything at the Henry.
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- Where's my stuff?
- It's in your drawer.
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I have a drawer?
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Yeah, I just figured I'd, you know,
put some of your things in.
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There wasn't anything in the drawer before.
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There was a couple of things
but I moved them into a different one
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'cause it made more sense that way.
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Honey. We're getting so
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domestic.
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- Good luck with the paintings.
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I still have a lot of tooth paste in my mouth
right now.
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- Have a great day.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Hey.
- Yo!
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Sorry I'm late.
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- What's that smell? What is that?
- What?
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Did you sit in jam or something?
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- What are you talking about?
- You smell all fruity.Oh!
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Yeah. I ran out of shampoo.
I had to use Rachael's.
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- That's great.
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You smell like
you fucked the cast of The View.
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Are we gonna go?
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- Why? You don't want to be late?
- Well, I'm two minutes late already.
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- You're already two minutes late.
- I know.
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But if you really care about that, you should
probably learn to drive. That's what I think.
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I deserved that.
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You know what's really gonna make us late?
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What?
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- When I stop for cappuccinos.
- No, no, no, they have coffee there.
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- Delicious cappuccinos.
- Dude, seriously.
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- Your back still hurts?
- Yeah. I'm going back to the doctor today.
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- That's not right, man.
- I know.
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Have you been fucking in weird positions?
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Of course,
that's where you would go with this.
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Sometimes when I fuck in weird positions...
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I tried froggy style for a while once with
a girl I was dating. Fucked up my back.
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I don't even want to ask what that is.
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It's kind of a doggy style, but like,
you're kind of way higher up...
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Actually, Rachael and...
We haven't...
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We haven't done it in like three weeks, dude.
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You haven't had sex in three weeks?
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Well, she had a yeast infection, and then
she had her period right afterwards.
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- Which has got to be done by now.
- You can't fuck with a yeast infection?
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You can fuck with a yeast infection
or period.
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- No. No, it hurts.
- It does?
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- Well, that's what she says.
- I think that's bullshit.
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No, but I've heard that before
from other girls.
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Has she been sucking on your dick?
Been giving you blow jobs?
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No, she doesn't like to.
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She doesn't?
No fucking shit she doesn't like to.
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Who likes putting dicks in their mouth?
You do it 'cause...
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That's why they're called blow jobs.
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- Don't get hysterical.
- It's a job.
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I'm not hysterical. I think it is...
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You... She stays at your house all the time.
She leaves her fucking shit everywhere.
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You clean it up, you're a nice person.
The least she could do is fellate you.
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You put up with a lot of shit
when you're dating a hot girl.
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Truthfully, that's why, if you recall,
in high school,
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I didn't date any hot girls, ever.
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- That's why?
- Yes, that's why.
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Well, we're not in high school anymore.
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The relationship that I have with Rachael
is about more than sex.
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- What is it about, Adam?
- It's about each other.
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You know, we care about each other,
we talk to each other. It's great.
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Wouldn't it be nice if you could do that,
and then bang the hell out of each other
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- afterwards?
- Ideally, yes.
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But it's not a perfect world, okay?
Can you hurry up, please?
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Just gotta tie my shoe.
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Good morning, Jenny.
Hey. How's it going?
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Are you on the phone? I'll be quiet.
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That's so gross, man. It's disgusting.
You shouldn't do that.
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Hey, Kyle, Adam.
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- Hey, Phil.
- Sorry we're late.
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Look at that, you are late. Don't do that.
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I wanted to talk to you
about the volcano piece.
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It's coming along really well. I've got
all the research and interviews done.
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- Great.
- But the narration
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is turning into a bit of a problem.
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Whoever did it, he kept clearing his throat.
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And he doesn't take a pause, he just keeps
talking. And if there was a pause
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- I could cut around it. But...
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- Cool?
- Grab that.
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- Okay.
- So I'm just gonna...
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It's like he doesn't care.
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No, it's like we gotta put shit
on the radio every single day.
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And it's pointless to spend months
working on something
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that someone's gonna hear for two seconds
while they're stopped at a red light.
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Well, I like it when it's good radio.
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Yeah, well, good luck with that.
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You're in Wales? You're in Wales?
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So does that make you Welsh, or Wale-ish?
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I never know which one's which.
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Okay, yeah. World music.
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Can you hear me? Your voice sounds weird.
You sound like a robot.
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Do I sound like a robot?
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Does it sound weird to you?
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You have to be quieter. I'm trying to...
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I said you sound like a robot to me.
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Wait, go back. Go back. It's unbelievable.
I know.
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See, I don't know
what world music is either.
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That's what's so weird about it.
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"It's unbelievable. I know.
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"I know. What is world music, anyway?
I'm such a fucking asshole.
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"I'm the king of the fucking world.
Suck my dick.
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"My friend Adam hasn't had his dick
sucked in six fucking months."
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- How are you?
- Hi.
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The patient has been complaining
of back pain and night sweats.
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Blood tests and urine analysis are normal.
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MRI suggests
a massive intradural malignant
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schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma
extending in the psoas muscle
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with nerve root compression syndrome
and bone erosion.
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The growth extends from L2 to L5.
Will send patient for biopsy to confirm.
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Yes, question?
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Sorry, I just didn't follow that.
Is there something wrong with me?
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Yes. Well, if you look here on your MRI,
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you see this cephalopod-like object
that's spreading down your spinal column.
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That is a massive
schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma.
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Okay.
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- So sorry. I just don't know what that...
- It's a malignant tumor.
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- A tumor?
- Yes.
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- Me?
- Yes.
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That doesn't make any sense though.
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I mean, I don't smoke. I don't drink.
I... You know. I recycle.
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Actually, your case
is really quite fascinating because
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your cancer is the result of an incredibly
rare gene mutation in chromosome 17,
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the P53 gene that causes
the growth of malignant cells...
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I think that given the placement and size
of your particular tumor,
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the wisest course of action is to see
if we can possibly reduce this thing
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down to a more manageable size
before we consider surgery.
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Now, chemotherapy can often result
in fertility issues.
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But I'm gonna be okay?
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If you need someone to talk to,
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we have an excellent staff here
at the hospital
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of social workers and psychologists.
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They specialize in these matters,
and they would be able to help you.
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Now as I said, you should consider...
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Two jumps in a week
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I bet you think that's pretty clever,
don't you, boy?
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Flying on your motorcycle
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Watching all the ground beneath you drop
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You'd kill yourself for recognition
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Kill yourself to never, ever stop
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Oh, Adam.
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Listen, I'm not expecting you
to take this on.
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I mean,
it's not like we're married or anything.
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So, you know, if you have to bail,
then you should. No hard feelings.
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Not that I want you to. I hope that you don't.
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I'm not gonna bail on you, Adam.
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I'm here for you.
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Okay?
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Thank you.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Yeah. It'll be okay. All right?
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- I'm gonna throw up.
- Don't throw up. You're gonna be fine.
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- I actually think I might throw up.
- You're not gonna throw up.
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No, open your eyes. Look at me, look at me.
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- Okay.
- All right?
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What kind of cancer is it?
What's the name of the cancer?
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- Some rare kind of cancer.
- What's it called?
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Schwannoma... I knew this.
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- Schwannoma? It's schwannoma?
- Schwannoma...
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- What's schwannoma?
- That means tumor, basically.
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Do you have a picture of it, at least?
Can I see it?
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Why would I have a picture of it?
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It's common practice
to fucking get pictures of shit now.
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It doesn't look like anything. It's just a lump.
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- It's not a picture of anything.
- Are you gonna be okay?
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- I think so.
- What are your chances?
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- What are your odds?
- I don't know.
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I looked it up and it said 50/50.
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- But that's like the Internet, so...
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That's not that bad.
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That's better than I thought.
You're gonna be fine, man.
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You're young.
Young people beat cancer all the time.
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Every celebrity beats cancer.
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Fucking Lance Armstrong,
he keeps getting it.
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- Yeah.
- He's fine.
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- Yeah.
- The guy from Dexter? He's okay.
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Patrick Swayze? He's fine.
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- Patrick Swayze?
- And he's older.
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Yeah, but, dude, that guy's dead.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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That's really fucked up. I didn't know that.
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Don't even think about him, okay?
Don't worry about that.
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- You got to look at the bright side here.
- Bright side? Of what?
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You're gonna be fine.
What did your parents say?
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Did they freak out? Your mother?
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I'm not gonna tell her.
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You're not gonna tell her?
You gotta tell her.
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She'll probably deal with it better
than most people.
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Your dad has Alzheimer's, you know.
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- She's used to dealing with tragedy.
- But you know her.
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- She loses her fucking...
- Obviously you have to tell her.
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I'm gonna tell her.
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- You're gonna be fine.
- Yeah.
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You're gonna be fine. 50/50!
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If you were a casino game,
you would have the best odds.
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Yeah, thanks.
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- Okay. Let's get to work.
- You don't want coffee?
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I'm awake now.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, honey.
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Hi, Dad.
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- Hi, I'm Richard.
- Adam.
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This is Adam, your son. Remember?
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Adam.
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Hi!
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So, what's the big news?
Is Rachael pregnant?
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Mom, no. I'll tell you, okay?
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Okay, okay. I know you use protection.
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- Wow, you need to do something about this.
- What?
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- Well, call the landlord, the paint's peeling.
- It's fine.
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- Give me his number, I'll call him.
- Okay.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- That's new.
- Yeah. Rachael made it.
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- It's called Oppression.
- No, it's Liberation.
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That's right, that one's Liberation.
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Oppression is in the bathroom.
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- Nice.
- Thank you.
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Sweetheart, your pills.
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There you go.
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So, what's the special occasion?
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I want to tell you something, but...
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I just need you to promise me
you're gonna stay calm.
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Adam, don't be so overdramatic.
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- Mom, just promise, okay?
- Okay, I promise.
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You always make me out to be
some irrational loon.
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Okay.
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- Have you ever seen Terms of Endearment?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Jesus, Adam. Just tell her.
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Tell me what?
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I have cancer.
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What do you mean you have cancer?
239
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:42,401
I have cancer. What do you want me to say?
240
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:46,780
When did this happen?
241
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,950
A couple of days ago.
242
00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:51,869
A couple of days ago?
243
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:55,164
You waited a couple of days to tell me?
244
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,500
I'm sorry. You're right.
245
00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:02,671
Honey.
246
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:09,303
- I'm moving in.
- What? No. No, Mom. No.
247
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,139
- I'm your mother, Adam.
- No! Exactly. That's why.
248
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,475
And look, you already have enough
on your plate with him.
249
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,352
Who's gonna take you
to your appointments?
250
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:19,355
You don't even drive a car.
Who's gonna look after you?
251
00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:25,235
Me.
252
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,614
I'm going to take care of him.
253
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,956
Mom. Mom! Mom!
254
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,336
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna make you some green tea.
255
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,631
Can you just come back? Come sit down.
256
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:50,636
I heard on the Today show that
it reduces your risk of cancer by 15%.
257
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,391
Well, I already have cancer.
258
00:16:55,474 --> 00:17:01,397
So, can you just please come
and sit down. Okay?
259
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:14,952
- Hi, I'm looking for Dr. McKay.
- Second door down there.
260
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:33,637
Come in!
261
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,142
- Hi.
- Can I help you?
262
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,894
I'm supposed to have an appointment
with Dr. McKay?
263
00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:42,896
Oh!
264
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,356
Sorry.
265
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:49,570
Please come in
and please call me Katherine. Hi.
266
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:52,072
- You're Dr. McKay.
- I am. Uh...
267
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:55,117
Well, have a seat. Sit down, please.
268
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,745
Sorry about this guy.
269
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,127
- You're Adam.
- Yeah.
270
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,881
And aren't you supposed to be wearing
an earth-toned sweater
271
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:11,467
and be like 65 or something?
272
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,760
Did someone say I looked like that?
273
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:18,265
No, no, no. I'm just... Sorry.
If you don't mind, how old are you?
274
00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:21,310
- Twenty-four.
- You're 24. Wow!
275
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,771
So, what, are you like Doogie Howser
or something?
276
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,189
Who?
277
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:28,859
Doogie Howser? Teenage doctor.
278
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,737
- Does he work here?
- No, no.
279
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,698
I just meant you seem a little young
to be a doctor.
280
00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:39,203
Technically I'm not a doctor yet.
I'm actually working on my doctorate.
281
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,456
- Okay.
- Yeah, this is a training hospital.
282
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:46,794
I see. So have you had very many patients?
283
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,714
My patient history is not...
284
00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:53,342
- I'm your first patient, aren't I?
- No.
285
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,968
- No?
- No, not at all.
286
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,637
- Second?
- No.
287
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,888
Third?
288
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:04,478
Wow, okay, third.
How are the first two doing?
289
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,649
- Can't talk about that.
- Right.
290
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:11,860
So this is training for you?
291
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,612
It will be part of my dissertation.
292
00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:15,656
Oh, so you write about all of this?
293
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,825
Don't worry, I don't use your real name.
294
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,911
Okay. That's fine.
295
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,207
Well, Dr. Ross
296
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:30,254
filled me in on your situation.
297
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,421
Yeah.
298
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:35,968
This must be incredibly difficult
that all this...
299
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:40,347
- How do you feel right now?
- Fine. Yeah, I feel...
300
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,185
I can't remember being so calm
in a long time.
301
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,605
That's a really common symptom
in patients like yourself.
302
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:53,068
Actually your body is in survival mode,
so what you're experiencing is shock.
303
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:56,029
What? I think I'm actually just fine.
304
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:59,449
Right, but that's why you're feeling
the sense of calm.
305
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:03,036
Would you describe what you're feeling
as a kind of numbness?
306
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,204
No, I'd describe it as fine.
307
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:07,124
- Because certain patients feel like...
- I feel great.
308
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,880
Well, that's wonderful.
309
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:15,048
- I think that's wonderful.
- Thanks.
310
00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:19,845
If it's okay with you, I think maybe today
311
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:23,557
we'll just start with some
simple relaxation exercises.
312
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,059
- I am relaxed.
- I know you are.
313
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:27,144
Um...
314
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:32,107
But just humor me?
315
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,901
If you want to lie down.
316
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,652
- Lie down?
- Yeah.
317
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:49,875
Okay.
318
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,380
And close your eyes.
319
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:57,633
Really?
320
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,134
Yeah.
321
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:02,137
For this to work,
you're gonna have to trust me.
322
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,640
Yeah. They're closed.
323
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,850
Okay.
324
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:15,442
No peeking,
keep your eyes closed.
325
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:19,279
Okay, open your eyes.
326
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:23,617
Surprise!
327
00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:28,246
His name is Skeletor.
He's a retired race dog.
328
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,040
You got me an old dog?
329
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,334
Well, he's not that old.
330
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,711
He's old enough to be retired.
331
00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:37,839
Having a dog helps
with the healing process.
332
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:39,800
What, does he have a medical license?
333
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:43,679
Okay, forget it. I can just bring
him back to the shelter in the morning.
334
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,389
Well, then what happens to him?
335
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,517
He will be put back in his tiny cage
with 10 other dogs
336
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,728
who will bully and rape him
until he's eventually euthanized.
337
00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:56,733
Okay, fine, I'll keep the dog.
338
00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,736
- Really?
- Yeah.
339
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:03,949
This is gonna be so good for you.
I promise.
340
00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:11,164
This whole party was my idea.
341
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:14,543
I thought maybe we could just,
you know, celebrate his life.
342
00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:19,506
I mean, he's gonna be better. Right?
It's not like he...
343
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:25,012
I hope so. But, you know, I just...
I'm not even thinking about that.
344
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:29,808
Tonight I thought it was best not to think
about whether he gets better or doesn't.
345
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:33,103
I just thought we should celebrate
the Adam that we all know and love.
346
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,688
Have you started chemo yet?
347
00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,024
So, what kind of cancer you got?
348
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:39,067
You want to know the secret
to beating this thing?
349
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,777
My uncle had what you have.
350
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,793
I like to get touched when I cry.
I don't know about you.
351
00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,212
I'm gonna miss you so much.
352
00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:01,631
I'm gonna miss you too, Phil.
353
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,886
Hey, Phil.
354
00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:07,304
Yeah, buddy?
355
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:12,059
You know, I want you to know I'm still
gonna finish that Mount Moa Moa story.
356
00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:15,020
You take as much time as you need.
I can't wait to hear that.
357
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,146
Thanks.
358
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,071
You know, I just wanted to say that
359
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:26,990
you've been really great
these last couple of weeks.
360
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:31,620
And then today making me breakfast
and coming with me. It's just really great.
361
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:34,623
- Thanks for saying that.
- Thank you.
362
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:37,501
Oh, Adam.
363
00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:45,550
- Are you coming?
- If it's cool, could I just wait here?
364
00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:49,513
- Well, you know it's like four hours, right?
- Yeah, yeah, no, I know.
365
00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:52,307
So you're just gonna sit here
for four hours?
366
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:58,396
Honey, I don't want to mix that world
367
00:23:59,815 --> 00:24:01,191
and, you know, this world.
368
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:05,695
It's like an energy thing. You know?
369
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,699
Okay. All right.
370
00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:19,042
Good luck.
371
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:28,218
- Adam Lerner?
- Yep.
372
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:42,691
Oh, I'm all alone
373
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:46,528
- This way, my baby.
374
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:54,619
I know you're still listening to me
375
00:24:56,246 --> 00:25:00,834
Isn't a lot as far as I see
376
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,596
You want a macaroon?
377
00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:14,306
Oh, thanks. I'm all right.
378
00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:20,437
There's weed in them.
379
00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:21,897
Oh.
380
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:28,486
Yeah, thank you. But I don't do weed.
381
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,739
Come on, man, just get high with us.
382
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,201
Okay.
383
00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:36,286
- Thanks.
- Sure.
384
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:38,663
Hey.
385
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:42,167
- How old are you?
- I'm 27.
386
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:45,921
That's the worst.
What a waste of a perfectly good youth.
387
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,714
Don't listen to him.
He's just messing with you.
388
00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:51,927
No, no, you listen to me.
You know, this cancer is bullshit.
389
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,721
See, first, all your hair falls out.
390
00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:56,556
Then your balls are gonna shrink.
391
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,475
And then to make matters worse,
392
00:25:58,642 --> 00:26:01,895
your dick becomes a constant source
of disappointment.
393
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,065
You know, I was kind of scared
about this whole cancer thing.
394
00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:08,109
But now I've met you guys
and, boy, do I feel better.
395
00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:09,486
Thank you.
396
00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:17,953
I'm Alan Lombardo, stage three lymphoma.
Pleased to meet you.
397
00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:20,747
Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer.
398
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,540
Nice to meet you.
399
00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:28,171
Oh, I'm Adam Lerner,
schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma.
400
00:26:28,838 --> 00:26:30,423
Whoo! What the fuck is that?
401
00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:32,592
Tough break.
402
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:35,971
The more syllables, the worse it is.
403
00:26:39,182 --> 00:26:41,601
- These are really good.
- Yeah, my wife made them.
404
00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:43,687
Are they, uh...
405
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,480
How strong are they?
406
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:48,775
Stee-rong.
407
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:01,496
There's a light
408
00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:06,251
A certain kind of light
409
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:09,796
That never shone on me
410
00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:17,679
I want my life to be lived with you
411
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:20,473
Lived with you
412
00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:26,730
There's a way
Everybody say
413
00:27:28,231 --> 00:27:31,276
To do each and every little thing
414
00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:36,031
But what does it bring
415
00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:38,408
If I ain't got you?
416
00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:40,577
Ain't got
417
00:27:41,244 --> 00:27:45,832
Baby, you don't know what it's like
418
00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:50,128
Baby, you don't know what it's like
419
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,423
To love somebody
420
00:27:54,299 --> 00:27:56,134
To love somebody
421
00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:59,179
The way I love you
422
00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:03,308
Oh, no, no
423
00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:06,061
You don't know what it's like
424
00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:09,981
Baby, you don't know...
425
00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:37,634
Adam, are you okay?
426
00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:46,476
So, how are you feeling,
after your first chemo?
427
00:28:48,186 --> 00:28:50,271
It feels pretty bad, I gotta say.
428
00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:53,024
My head hurts right now.
429
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:55,610
Yeah.
430
00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:59,114
From what I understand, it's really rough.
431
00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:03,368
Um... But it will pass.
432
00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:06,830
Mmm.
433
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,001
I think it's important to remember that
these side effects are completely normal.
434
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:15,296
Well, that's good. I would hate to feel
special in some kind of way.
435
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,590
I'm sensing some anger, which is good.
436
00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:19,175
I'm not angry.
437
00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:24,013
Why would that be good?
438
00:29:24,097 --> 00:29:26,599
Because you're expressing yourself.
439
00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:30,520
You're dealing with a really serious illness
440
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,648
and it brings up a lot of emotions.
441
00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:38,153
So you're trying to make me freak out
or something, right? Is that the goal here?
442
00:29:40,071 --> 00:29:41,531
I'm not trying to make you freak out.
443
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:44,951
I do want you to get in touch with
what you're feeling inside.
444
00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:48,037
- So, if you're angry...
- I'm not angry! Okay?
445
00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:51,249
Let's just do the relaxation things, okay?
446
00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:53,877
Can we do that? I want to hear sitars,
447
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:57,255
and go to my happy place
and feel the warm beam of light.
448
00:29:57,422 --> 00:30:00,049
- Can we do that?
- I see.
449
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:08,725
I'm sorry. I'm just being an asshole.
450
00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:10,560
I didn't need to say that.
451
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,562
I don't need you to take care of me.
452
00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:16,065
I'm trying to take care of you.
453
00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:19,194
You're right.
454
00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:25,158
Listen, there are a couple of books
I want you to check out.
455
00:30:25,241 --> 00:30:28,036
A lot of people find them really helpful.
456
00:30:31,122 --> 00:30:32,749
You don't have to read them cover-to-cover.
457
00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:36,044
Just take a look
and see if anything resonates.
458
00:30:36,127 --> 00:30:37,253
- Okay?
- Okay.
459
00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:45,678
Sorry. Are you gonna, like,
keep touching me like that?
460
00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:47,263
- This?
- Yeah.
461
00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:49,098
I'm, uh...
462
00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:51,809
I'm trying to make you feel more at ease.
463
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:56,022
That's gonna make me feel more at ease?
It's like being slapped by a sea otter.
464
00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:57,941
Touching promotes trust.
It's one of the key ways
465
00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:00,777
that hospital practitioners
make their patients
466
00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:02,237
feel more secure in stressful situations.
467
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,573
Yeah, but it's just... That's not gonna help.
468
00:31:05,657 --> 00:31:07,116
Really? A sea otter?
469
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,036
Is this... Is that kind of better?
470
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:12,872
- Okay, this is getting creepy.
- I'm sorry.
471
00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:15,458
Okay, you don't like that. That's fine.
472
00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:16,042
You shouldn't do this.
You're making a mistake.
473
00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:17,043
You shouldn't do this.
You're making a mistake.
474
00:31:17,126 --> 00:31:18,378
You're gonna look weird, man.
475
00:31:18,461 --> 00:31:19,712
- What do you mean?
- It's gonna look fucking weird.
476
00:31:19,796 --> 00:31:21,047
What are you talking about?
477
00:31:21,130 --> 00:31:24,717
Who knows if you've got some big
Gorbachev bird shit thing on your head.
478
00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:27,595
- You said that you liked this idea.
- I liked the idea in theory.
479
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:29,013
Now that we're standing here
about to do it,
480
00:31:29,097 --> 00:31:32,016
I think you're gonna look like fucking
Michael Stipe or something.
481
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,601
- We have to do it.
- I'm not doing it, man.
482
00:31:33,685 --> 00:31:35,353
- We have to do it.
- You do it. I'm not fucking doing it.
483
00:31:35,436 --> 00:31:36,521
- Come on. Do it.
- No way.
484
00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:37,730
- You said you would.
- I don't want to,
485
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:39,190
'cause if it looks fucked up
you're gonna blame me
486
00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:41,234
every time you look
at your weird-looking bald head.
487
00:31:41,317 --> 00:31:42,860
- What? Wait a minute.
488
00:31:45,488 --> 00:31:47,490
What do you use this for?
489
00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:52,704
You know, my body hair.
490
00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:56,541
When was the last time you cleaned this?
491
00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,252
Like brand new.
492
00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:01,337
- That's great.
- Totally clean.
493
00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:05,133
- Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
494
00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:10,638
Oh, fuck. Dude.
495
00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,849
Holy shit.
496
00:32:20,315 --> 00:32:22,191
Cut that part off.
497
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:24,986
- Shit.
- You want to do one?
498
00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:28,865
Yeah, can I? Okay, I'm gonna do it.
499
00:32:33,411 --> 00:32:34,746
I don't want to do it anymore.
500
00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:37,415
You kinda got a Klingon thing
going on here.
501
00:32:37,498 --> 00:32:40,043
You could pass for Worf from Star Trek.
502
00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:41,961
- Looks totally good.
- It's totally uneven.
503
00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:43,087
Totally normal.
504
00:32:43,171 --> 00:32:45,256
Is this attached? Jesus Christ.
505
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:47,467
Looks okay, right?
506
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,428
No, looks really weird.
507
00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:52,138
- We shouldn't have done this.
- Yeah, big mistake.
508
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,514
Why didn't we go to a barber?
509
00:32:53,598 --> 00:32:55,892
That would have been a good idea.
If we paid someone to do it.
510
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:59,103
Using your fucking balls trimmer
instead of going to the barber.
511
00:32:59,187 --> 00:33:03,107
I never wash them, ever.
And it's not my balls, it's my asshole.
512
00:33:03,191 --> 00:33:04,901
- I'm joking.
- You're not joking.
513
00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:06,653
Not at all.
514
00:33:13,201 --> 00:33:16,746
- How come we've never met Rachael?
- Yeah, what the fuck?
515
00:33:17,622 --> 00:33:20,875
Yeah, hospitals kind of freak her out, so...
516
00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:23,169
Hmm.
517
00:33:23,252 --> 00:33:24,504
What?
518
00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:26,964
Well, Adam,
nobody likes going to the hospital.
519
00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,300
That's not why people go.
520
00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:34,889
No, no, you don't get it. It's like she doesn't
want to mix the negative and the positive.
521
00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:36,849
It's an energy thing.
522
00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:39,435
Sounds to me like a bullshit thing.
523
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:43,898
Well, you can meet her if you want.
She's gonna pick me up right after this.
524
00:33:43,981 --> 00:33:46,609
If you want to meet her.
I'm sure she would love to meet you guys.
525
00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:47,777
Sure.
526
00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:51,656
She's really great.
You guys are gonna like her a lot.
527
00:33:51,739 --> 00:33:52,824
Okay.
528
00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:58,705
Hey, it's me again.
Just calling to check if you're close.
529
00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:02,041
I'll talk to you soon. Okay. See you.
530
00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:05,253
So you need a ride, kid?
531
00:34:05,336 --> 00:34:08,923
Oh, no, she's gonna come.
I'm sure she is just hung up or something.
532
00:34:09,006 --> 00:34:13,010
You guys should probably go, though.
You could meet her next time.
533
00:34:15,763 --> 00:34:17,140
Yeah, sure.
534
00:34:18,141 --> 00:34:19,642
- See you, Adam.
- See you.
535
00:34:48,004 --> 00:34:52,675
Adam, I know. I'm sorry.
Please don't be mad.
536
00:34:53,843 --> 00:34:55,803
- I was calling you for like an hour.
537
00:34:55,887 --> 00:34:58,014
Yeah, my cell phone died.
538
00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:00,141
You know, you don't have to do this.
539
00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:04,854
I'm sorry, I am. I know I fucked up.
540
00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:06,481
I gave you an out.
541
00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:10,151
I'm doing my best.
542
00:35:10,485 --> 00:35:12,236
Can we just go home?
543
00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:26,542
"Inoperable Optimism.
544
00:35:26,626 --> 00:35:29,962
"Cosper Schlegel,
un-American medical intuitive
545
00:35:30,046 --> 00:35:32,757
"and mystic psychiatrist"?
546
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,217
Mystic psychiatrist?
547
00:35:34,675 --> 00:35:38,387
What is that? Is he Frodo's psychiatrist?
Why would you buy that?
548
00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:41,307
Because the therapist lady said to buy it.
549
00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:43,768
So, I don't know,
what else am I gonna do?
550
00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:48,940
- Let's go to Mardi Gras.
- I have a girlfriend.
551
00:35:49,023 --> 00:35:50,942
Why would I go to Mardi Gras?
552
00:35:51,025 --> 00:35:53,820
You have a girlfriend. Yeah, I forgot.
Why would you go to Mardi Gras
553
00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:57,406
when you're busy here
not getting blow jobs and hand jobs?
554
00:36:00,952 --> 00:36:04,997
You know what? If you're not
gonna take advantage of this then I am.
555
00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:14,006
- Hi, Claire. Hi. I'm Kyle.
- Hi.
556
00:36:14,757 --> 00:36:16,843
Could you help me find
some of these, please?
557
00:36:16,926 --> 00:36:18,344
Yeah. Sure.
558
00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:22,849
Are these for you? I'm sorry,
559
00:36:22,932 --> 00:36:27,436
- that's really none of my business.
- No. Don't worry. No, thank God.
560
00:36:28,437 --> 00:36:30,481
They're actually for my friend.
That guy over there.
561
00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:32,024
- That little guy in the hat.
- Yeah.
562
00:36:32,108 --> 00:36:34,944
They're for him. He's my buddy.
He's really, really sick.
563
00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:36,863
That's awful.
564
00:36:36,946 --> 00:36:39,699
He's got type four back cancer, and...
565
00:36:39,782 --> 00:36:41,409
- Oh, no. Really?
- I know, yeah.
566
00:36:41,492 --> 00:36:42,577
- It's really sad.
- Poor guy.
567
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:46,664
I don't focus on that. I focus on the positive.
I take him out to bookstores.
568
00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:49,959
I like to take him for walks.
I take him out to get snacks and
569
00:36:50,793 --> 00:36:53,212
to plays, stuff like that, while he has time.
570
00:36:53,296 --> 00:36:54,630
That's nice of you.
571
00:36:55,006 --> 00:36:58,676
- Yeah. So where are...
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
572
00:36:58,759 --> 00:37:01,679
- They're just over this way.
- No problem. Yeah.
573
00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:02,763
- All right, there you are.
- Thank you.
574
00:37:02,847 --> 00:37:04,557
- Thank you. Bye.
- Bye.
575
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,725
- I'll see you tonight.
- Okay.
576
00:37:05,808 --> 00:37:09,562
Bye, Claire. Nice to meet you, Claire.
Thank you, Claire.
577
00:37:32,877 --> 00:37:35,630
- Hi, Mom.
- Jesus, what took you so long to pick up?
578
00:37:35,713 --> 00:37:38,507
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
579
00:37:38,591 --> 00:37:42,428
I just didn't hear the phone ring.
580
00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:45,598
Do you need anything?
I was about to go to Rite Aid for your father.
581
00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:47,683
Listen, I'll come over.
I'll make you some dinner.
582
00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:51,270
I'll pick up some macaroni and cheese.
583
00:37:51,354 --> 00:37:54,148
I haven't liked macaroni and cheese
since I was like ten.
584
00:37:54,231 --> 00:37:58,569
- You haven't?
- Actually Rachael's coming over later.
585
00:37:58,653 --> 00:38:02,031
So, I'm totally fine. Don't worry so much.
586
00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:05,284
Fine, if you say so. I love you.
587
00:38:05,368 --> 00:38:06,661
Love you.
588
00:38:15,503 --> 00:38:17,046
Hi.
589
00:38:18,047 --> 00:38:20,967
Oh, this one's really cool.
590
00:38:21,842 --> 00:38:23,594
- Look at that.
- My friend did this actually.
591
00:38:23,678 --> 00:38:24,679
- No way.
- Yeah.
592
00:38:24,762 --> 00:38:27,765
- Your friend's a real talent.
- I know.
593
00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:29,100
Uh-oh.
594
00:38:29,183 --> 00:38:31,268
I think I got a new favorite.
595
00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:32,520
That's so amazing.
596
00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:37,149
It's like a circle,
but then they add a line in the middle.
597
00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:39,902
And that totally sets it off.
It's like totally different.
598
00:38:39,986 --> 00:38:41,737
- Yeah. Simple.
- Holy shit, there's two of them.
599
00:38:42,905 --> 00:38:44,240
What the fuck?
600
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:47,284
So what do you think about this one?
601
00:38:47,743 --> 00:38:48,744
Oh.
602
00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:52,498
This is genius.
603
00:38:52,581 --> 00:38:57,336
I mean, I'm having like
an emotional thing going on.
604
00:38:57,420 --> 00:38:59,380
It's fucking gorgeous.
605
00:38:59,797 --> 00:39:01,716
It's... You know, it's beautiful.
606
00:39:03,092 --> 00:39:05,594
Oh, my God, I should've known
I would see her here.
607
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:08,848
- It's a fucking gallery opening, right?
- Who is she?
608
00:39:08,931 --> 00:39:11,267
You know my friend,
the one who's sick with cancer?
609
00:39:12,268 --> 00:39:14,103
That's his girlfriend.
610
00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:15,855
I'm gonna go get some wine.
611
00:39:15,938 --> 00:39:17,940
She doesn't really look like
she's anyone's girlfriend.
612
00:39:19,942 --> 00:39:22,945
No fucking way. No fucking way.
613
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,448
Oh!
614
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:28,701
I fucking nailed that cunt.
Can you believe that?
615
00:39:28,784 --> 00:39:30,036
Oh, God.
616
00:39:31,454 --> 00:39:33,456
I don't usually say that.
617
00:39:48,137 --> 00:39:49,180
Hi.
618
00:39:51,265 --> 00:39:52,600
I'm sorry.
619
00:39:53,309 --> 00:39:55,394
I didn't want to wake you.
620
00:39:58,606 --> 00:39:59,940
Come here.
621
00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:04,987
I'm just... I'm so tired.
Let's just go to bed, okay?
622
00:40:06,030 --> 00:40:07,073
Yeah.
623
00:40:10,868 --> 00:40:12,411
- Hey.
- Oh, my God!
624
00:40:12,495 --> 00:40:14,497
Surprise, it's Kyle.
625
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,332
- What's happening, guys?
- Hi, Kyle.
626
00:40:16,415 --> 00:40:17,500
What time is it?
627
00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:19,627
Did I come at a bad time?
Am I interrupting something?
628
00:40:20,002 --> 00:40:22,004
We were just about to go to bed.
629
00:40:23,047 --> 00:40:26,092
I'm sorry. I was in the neighborhood.
I was just on a date.
630
00:40:26,175 --> 00:40:28,094
Claire, the girl I met at the bookstore?
631
00:40:28,177 --> 00:40:31,263
My date did not go well, unfortunately,
632
00:40:31,347 --> 00:40:35,518
due to a lack of chemistry and, I think,
an overuse of profanity on my part.
633
00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:38,020
But whilst on my date,
634
00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:41,398
- I ran into Rachael.
- Oh, yeah?
635
00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:45,778
And I would like to present to you
what I have grown to call
636
00:40:45,903 --> 00:40:49,031
exhibit whore!
637
00:40:49,115 --> 00:40:50,908
Look at it! That's Rachael.
638
00:40:50,991 --> 00:40:54,161
And that's a fucking filthy
Jesus-looking motherfucker!
639
00:40:54,245 --> 00:40:58,165
And they're kissing! I did it!
I fucking nailed you!
640
00:40:58,249 --> 00:40:59,959
I've hated you for months!
641
00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:03,963
And now I have fucking evidence
that you suck as a person!
642
00:41:04,046 --> 00:41:06,841
Holy shit! Holy shit!
643
00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:11,137
Nothing? Nothing?
644
00:41:13,681 --> 00:41:16,517
Okay. You guys should talk about this.
645
00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:19,895
What? Were you cheating on me?
646
00:41:21,856 --> 00:41:23,357
Listen...
647
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,320
- Yes.
- Seriously?
648
00:41:28,404 --> 00:41:29,613
Adam...
649
00:41:31,282 --> 00:41:35,369
You have no idea how hard it's been.
650
00:41:36,203 --> 00:41:37,621
I don't know how to do this.
651
00:41:39,165 --> 00:41:43,335
This has been so stressful,
and you've been so sick.
652
00:41:43,419 --> 00:41:46,797
And shit! Okay, you know what?
Kyle is the one
653
00:41:46,881 --> 00:41:49,091
who has been using your cancer for girls.
All right?
654
00:41:49,175 --> 00:41:52,720
You told me that. All right?
So why am I the bad guy?
655
00:41:52,803 --> 00:41:54,513
Because you're his girlfriend,
you cheated on him.
656
00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:56,765
He has fucking cancer, you lunatic!
657
00:41:56,849 --> 00:42:00,477
Okay, Adam, we had problems
long before you got sick.
658
00:42:01,812 --> 00:42:05,107
And then when you got sick,
I just didn't know what to do.
659
00:42:08,736 --> 00:42:11,488
Well, then...
660
00:42:14,450 --> 00:42:17,870
Why are you here then?
Why do you spend every night in my bed?
661
00:42:18,704 --> 00:42:20,915
I didn't want to abandon you.
662
00:42:24,043 --> 00:42:25,920
Let's just go to bed.
663
00:42:27,254 --> 00:42:29,548
And we will talk about this tomorrow.
All right? I'm sorry.
664
00:42:29,632 --> 00:42:32,843
I can't stand in the kitchen
and listen to this bullshit any longer.
665
00:42:32,927 --> 00:42:35,137
You gotta get out of here.
This is crazy!
666
00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,264
- You're so weird.
- Adam...
667
00:42:37,348 --> 00:42:39,558
This is the most uncomfortable
situation ever!
668
00:42:39,642 --> 00:42:40,643
- Just leave!
- Yeah.
669
00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,811
- And then we're gonna talk tomorrow.
- Get up!
670
00:42:42,895 --> 00:42:44,855
No, you won't! Why will you talk tomorrow?
671
00:42:44,939 --> 00:42:47,233
- I care about you, Adam. All right?
- This is disgusting.
672
00:42:47,316 --> 00:42:49,526
- It's not like this.
- You are reprehensible.
673
00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:51,028
- That's what this behavior is.
- Shut up for a second.
674
00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,447
Kyle does not have your best interests
in mind.
675
00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:55,908
All right?
I've thought that for a very long time.
676
00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:57,910
- I didn't fuck a filthy bearded hippy.
- I want you to know that.
677
00:42:57,993 --> 00:43:00,120
- I didn't make out with a disgusting hippy.
- I care about you.
678
00:43:00,204 --> 00:43:02,039
- Fuck you!
- You're disgusting.
679
00:43:52,464 --> 00:43:54,717
This is the best thing
that has ever happened to you.
680
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,635
- Why?
- Why?
681
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,221
You deserve better. Way better.
682
00:43:59,305 --> 00:44:01,307
If I was your girlfriend,
you know what I would be doing?
683
00:44:01,390 --> 00:44:03,058
I'd be sucking your cock every
thirty minutes.
684
00:44:03,142 --> 00:44:05,185
I'd be baking you fucking cookies all day
and shit.
685
00:44:05,269 --> 00:44:07,062
- What kind of cookies?
- Any kind.
686
00:44:08,188 --> 00:44:09,356
You'd make me snickerdoodle cookies?
687
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,942
I'd bathe you in snickerdoodle cookies.
688
00:44:12,026 --> 00:44:14,028
- I'm getting nauseous.
- Actually?
689
00:44:14,111 --> 00:44:15,571
No, that was a joke.
690
00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:17,197
- Hi.
- Oh! Look at this guy.
691
00:44:17,281 --> 00:44:21,493
I love greyhounds. Hi. What's his name?
692
00:44:21,577 --> 00:44:23,120
Skeletor.
693
00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:26,707
- This is Marlow.
- Marlow! Hello, Marlow! Look at this guy.
694
00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:29,835
- Do you guys live around here?
- Yeah, we sure do.
695
00:44:29,918 --> 00:44:31,420
He's licking his balls.
696
00:44:33,422 --> 00:44:35,924
- That was awesome.
- That was wonderful.
697
00:44:36,008 --> 00:44:37,426
Yeah, we should probably go. He gets cold
698
00:44:37,551 --> 00:44:38,677
- when he's not moving.
- Yeah, okay.
699
00:44:38,761 --> 00:44:40,179
- Right.
- Nice to meet you.
700
00:44:40,262 --> 00:44:42,222
Okay. Okay. Nice to meet you.
701
00:44:42,306 --> 00:44:45,059
- Bye. Nice to meet you.
- Come on.
702
00:44:45,142 --> 00:44:47,019
You could've fucked the shit out of that girl.
You know that?
703
00:44:47,102 --> 00:44:48,520
- What are you talking about?
- What am I talking about?
704
00:44:48,604 --> 00:44:51,774
No one wants to fuck me.
I look like Voldemort.
705
00:44:53,275 --> 00:44:55,110
No, you don't.
706
00:44:56,695 --> 00:45:01,033
It doesn't matter, man. Seriously.
You just invite her out on a doggy date,
707
00:45:01,158 --> 00:45:03,494
tell her you have cancer,
and fuck the shit out of her.
708
00:45:03,577 --> 00:45:06,205
You really think that a girl's gonna
go for me just 'cause I have cancer?
709
00:45:06,288 --> 00:45:09,541
For the millionth time, yes!
You're fucking single now.
710
00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:12,419
Dude, help me help you get laid.
711
00:45:12,503 --> 00:45:14,963
- You think that would work?
- It would totally work.
712
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,842
All right, let's do it.
713
00:45:18,926 --> 00:45:22,096
Lots of hot girls!
Good odds tonight. Lots!
714
00:45:22,179 --> 00:45:23,680
- Okay, right there.
- Yep. All right.
715
00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:27,684
Blue shirt. Go for it.
Just talk, spark up a conversation.
716
00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:29,812
Hey, how's it going?
717
00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:35,818
Okay, you know what I would do?
718
00:45:37,444 --> 00:45:38,987
Get into the cancer thing faster.
719
00:45:39,071 --> 00:45:40,489
- Faster?
- Faster.
720
00:45:40,572 --> 00:45:41,907
- She didn't say anything.
- I know,
721
00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:44,076
but it's your hook, man. It's what you got.
You know?
722
00:45:44,159 --> 00:45:47,246
So, what, that's the first thing I say?
Just like, "Hello, I have cancer."
723
00:45:47,329 --> 00:45:49,123
That's what makes you different.
It's what sets you apart.
724
00:45:49,206 --> 00:45:51,375
- You know, you're sympathetic.
- Okay. Okay.
725
00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:52,709
- Just try it.
- Okay.
726
00:45:58,215 --> 00:45:59,967
- It's a great song.
- Totally.
727
00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:01,552
I have cancer.
728
00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:04,513
I was wrong. I was wrong. It was weird.
729
00:46:04,596 --> 00:46:06,390
- It's weird like that.
- That's too soon.
730
00:46:06,473 --> 00:46:07,558
- It doesn't sound cool.
- No.
731
00:46:07,641 --> 00:46:09,268
I'm Kyle. How's it going?
732
00:46:09,351 --> 00:46:11,311
- Allison. This is Jackie.
- Allison? Jackie.
733
00:46:11,395 --> 00:46:12,855
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you guys.
734
00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:15,232
- It's my birthday today!
- Happy birthday!
735
00:46:17,526 --> 00:46:18,527
Cheers!
736
00:46:19,278 --> 00:46:22,114
- I'm here with my buddy, actually.
- The skinny one?
737
00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:24,366
- One second.
- Yeah.
738
00:46:25,784 --> 00:46:28,120
Look, I met two nice girls.
They're right there.
739
00:46:28,203 --> 00:46:29,496
- Yeah, they're cute.
- Yeah, let's go over.
740
00:46:29,580 --> 00:46:30,664
- Are they nice?
- They're very nice.
741
00:46:30,747 --> 00:46:32,291
- They're talking to you?
- Yeah.
742
00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:33,625
- Really?
- Take the hat off.
743
00:46:33,709 --> 00:46:35,711
- Take it off. Take it off.
- I'm not taking it off.
744
00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:37,629
What do you guys do?
745
00:46:37,713 --> 00:46:39,756
I just designed the website for the Swiffer.
746
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,467
- The Swiffer? Really?
- Yeah.
747
00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:45,596
Sorry, I got excited. I'm a fan. I like Swiffer.
I use it for everything.
748
00:46:45,679 --> 00:46:47,890
Mopping and sweeping.
749
00:46:50,058 --> 00:46:51,977
I just got a dog and he sheds a lot.
750
00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:56,523
And when there's hair all over the place
I just use a wet cloth. Taken care of.
751
00:46:57,483 --> 00:46:59,193
That's cool. What's your dog's name?
752
00:46:59,276 --> 00:47:02,654
His name is Skeletor. Cool guy.
753
00:47:07,534 --> 00:47:10,662
- It's kind of...
- Warm in here, isn't it?
754
00:47:10,746 --> 00:47:14,082
- Oh, you're so bald.
- No, no. It's just cancer.
755
00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:16,543
- I'm sorry, what?
- Cancer.
756
00:47:16,627 --> 00:47:19,796
Yeah, I have cancer. It's not contagious.
757
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,925
Oh, my God. Well, what kind of cancer is it?
758
00:47:24,009 --> 00:47:26,178
It's spinal.
759
00:47:26,261 --> 00:47:27,304
It's in his spine.
760
00:47:27,387 --> 00:47:30,557
I didn't even know that was possible.
How did you get it?
761
00:47:32,601 --> 00:47:34,186
Bad mattress.
762
00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:37,147
- He's joking. It was a joke.
- Oh!
763
00:47:37,231 --> 00:47:38,273
- He's just kidding.
- Oh, my God.
764
00:47:38,357 --> 00:47:41,985
See. He still has a sense of humor about it.
He's inspirational.
765
00:47:42,069 --> 00:47:44,488
- It's an inspiration.
- Very cute.
766
00:47:45,948 --> 00:47:48,450
Can I... May we touch it?
767
00:47:49,284 --> 00:47:50,869
Is that weird?
768
00:47:50,953 --> 00:47:54,706
- Yeah, if you want to.
- You can do more than touch it. Come on.
769
00:47:54,790 --> 00:47:57,876
Oh... Oh, this is a really nice head.
770
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,379
Play with it a little.
Let's all rub it together.
771
00:48:00,462 --> 00:48:02,422
It will grow if you rub it enough.
772
00:48:02,506 --> 00:48:03,924
There you go.
773
00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:07,386
What are you doing? Are you okay?
774
00:48:07,469 --> 00:48:09,054
I've got to go to sleep.
775
00:48:09,137 --> 00:48:13,058
No, man. You can't.
We have to be awake when they're awake.
776
00:48:13,141 --> 00:48:14,476
That's how we have sex.
777
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,312
That's the whole purpose of this.
Don't throw all this away.
778
00:48:17,396 --> 00:48:19,064
Don't waste my time, man.
779
00:48:19,147 --> 00:48:24,653
Okay. Can you give me an approximate time
when I'll be having sex?
780
00:48:27,406 --> 00:48:29,241
Ninety-five minutes from now,
we'll be having sex.
781
00:48:29,324 --> 00:48:31,743
- I'm not gonna make it.
- That's how fucking long it's gonna take.
782
00:48:31,827 --> 00:48:33,912
I wish it was sooner.
These girls, 96 minutes.
783
00:48:33,996 --> 00:48:36,665
Hey, what's happening? Look at that.
784
00:48:36,748 --> 00:48:39,001
- Got a wiener.
- You got one!
785
00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:41,378
So, you guys want to hit up Lash?
I know the DJ.
786
00:48:41,461 --> 00:48:44,548
- Oh, nice.
- I'm gonna have to crash out.
787
00:48:44,631 --> 00:48:49,636
Sorry, I'm just exhausted.
The chemo just takes it out of you.
788
00:48:55,183 --> 00:48:58,937
But, you know, I have some really potent
medical weed at my house
789
00:48:59,021 --> 00:49:01,023
if you want to come over?
790
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:03,650
- That sounds fun.
- That does sound fun!
791
00:49:03,734 --> 00:49:06,111
That's a great idea. I love that.
792
00:49:06,194 --> 00:49:09,114
- Game on!
- Yeah, let's do it. Nice!
793
00:49:09,197 --> 00:49:11,867
Let's do it. Let's get a cab.
There's cabs over here.
794
00:49:15,412 --> 00:49:17,164
Sensational. That's pimping.
795
00:49:17,247 --> 00:49:20,083
That was actually very pimp.
That was impressive.
796
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:30,052
I'm sorry, am I hurting you?
797
00:49:30,135 --> 00:49:32,054
- No, no, keep going.
- Okay.
798
00:49:33,847 --> 00:49:37,392
Are you sure? 'Cause you just don't really
look like you're having a good time.
799
00:49:39,686 --> 00:49:44,191
Mmm. No, but it does...
It hurts. I'm sorry. Yeah, my back is...
800
00:49:44,274 --> 00:49:47,361
- Yeah, maybe you should just...
- I'll get off you.
801
00:49:47,444 --> 00:49:48,904
Maybe...
802
00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:53,909
- Yeah, if you don't...
- Sorry.
803
00:50:05,837 --> 00:50:09,424
I wonder what the machine gun
budget on this film was.
804
00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:13,553
You can't afford actors,
but you need one million machine guns.
805
00:50:14,596 --> 00:50:17,349
- Can we watch something else?
- No, I want to see how this ends.
806
00:50:48,630 --> 00:50:50,507
I fucked her.
807
00:51:21,329 --> 00:51:22,414
Adam?
808
00:51:23,999 --> 00:51:26,001
- Oh, hi.
- Hey.
809
00:51:26,626 --> 00:51:28,253
What are you doing?
810
00:51:28,336 --> 00:51:30,714
Good old chemotherapy.
811
00:51:32,299 --> 00:51:33,842
Oh. Waiting for the bus.
812
00:51:36,803 --> 00:51:41,099
I'm on my way home right now.
I have my car if you want a ride.
813
00:51:41,183 --> 00:51:42,684
I'm used to the bus.
814
00:51:42,768 --> 00:51:43,852
- Thank you.
- No, I can't just let you...
815
00:51:43,935 --> 00:51:46,688
I can't make you wait for the bus.
816
00:51:46,772 --> 00:51:48,815
I live kind of far away.
817
00:51:49,399 --> 00:51:51,151
I won't take no for an answer.
818
00:51:59,493 --> 00:52:03,038
Sorry about the mess.
I'm not good at getting rid of stuff.
819
00:52:03,121 --> 00:52:04,539
Yeah, I see.
820
00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:09,586
Let me know if you need to pull over,
or anything.
821
00:52:09,669 --> 00:52:11,087
Like if the chemo's...
822
00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:14,049
If you feel nauseous, just say the word
and I'll pull right over.
823
00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:15,717
Okay, thanks.
824
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:19,805
So you don't have a car.
825
00:52:19,888 --> 00:52:21,973
No, I don't even have a license actually.
826
00:52:22,057 --> 00:52:23,266
Why not?
827
00:52:23,350 --> 00:52:27,103
It's incredibly dangerous.
It's like the fifth leading cause of death.
828
00:52:28,396 --> 00:52:32,526
Which is, I guess, just a few behind cancer.
829
00:52:32,901 --> 00:52:35,987
Still, the bus?
830
00:52:37,739 --> 00:52:38,824
The bus after chemo?
831
00:52:38,907 --> 00:52:41,993
Yeah. Well, usually Rachael drives me.
832
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,581
But we broke up.
833
00:52:47,290 --> 00:52:49,584
She kind of cheated on me.
834
00:52:53,922 --> 00:52:55,090
Oh, um...
835
00:52:56,049 --> 00:52:58,218
Adam, do you want to talk about this?
836
00:52:58,301 --> 00:53:02,764
You know what? Actually, no.
Let's not do the therapy in the car.
837
00:53:02,848 --> 00:53:05,600
- You're just giving me a ride as a friend.
- Yeah, Adam, if...
838
00:53:05,684 --> 00:53:08,937
You know, what we should really talk about
is, you have trash on your floor.
839
00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:10,522
And there's no reason.
840
00:53:10,605 --> 00:53:13,483
You know, at least have a bag in the back
to put the trash in.
841
00:53:13,567 --> 00:53:16,152
Adam, your girlfriend cheated on you.
842
00:53:16,820 --> 00:53:19,281
We don't have to talk about it.
We don't have to.
843
00:53:21,324 --> 00:53:24,244
I just broke up with somebody
recently myself.
844
00:53:24,327 --> 00:53:25,871
- You did?
- Yeah, it sucks.
845
00:53:25,954 --> 00:53:29,541
- Sorry.
- No. Well, it's good because...
846
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:38,300
- We actually shouldn't be talking about it.
- Why not?
847
00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:40,802
It's not appropriate for me
to tell you personal things
848
00:53:40,886 --> 00:53:42,888
because the patient-therapist relationship
doesn't really work
849
00:53:42,971 --> 00:53:45,390
if you know all my problems.
850
00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:50,729
Admittedly I do check his Facebook
like every day
851
00:53:50,812 --> 00:53:54,232
to see if he's dating somebody new,
which is so pathetic.
852
00:53:54,316 --> 00:53:55,901
I shouldn't have said that.
I should have stopped.
853
00:53:55,984 --> 00:53:57,110
Yeah.
854
00:53:57,986 --> 00:54:00,030
- We could just listen to the radio.
- Yes.
855
00:54:01,323 --> 00:54:04,826
And our day is coming by and by
856
00:54:08,079 --> 00:54:13,835
I'm traveling this long road to be with you
857
00:54:14,669 --> 00:54:16,421
- Stop the car.
- Are you okay?
858
00:54:16,504 --> 00:54:17,839
- Yeah, let's just stop.
- I'm stopping the car.
859
00:54:22,844 --> 00:54:25,513
- I just...
- What are you doing?
860
00:54:25,597 --> 00:54:27,557
I just can't handle this mess.
861
00:54:28,850 --> 00:54:30,477
Are you serious?
862
00:54:32,062 --> 00:54:33,355
Adam.
863
00:54:35,106 --> 00:54:40,487
You don't have to. That's my dinner.
The brown thing is my dinner.
864
00:54:40,570 --> 00:54:42,948
- Which one?
- That... This thing.
865
00:54:43,031 --> 00:54:45,200
- You're gonna eat that?
- This is new. Don't judge me.
866
00:54:55,043 --> 00:54:57,337
Hey, nice. Look at that.
867
00:54:59,589 --> 00:55:01,883
Could you unlock the door?
868
00:55:18,233 --> 00:55:20,235
- Thanks for the ride.
- No problem.
869
00:55:20,318 --> 00:55:23,947
- Thank you for cleaning my car.
- Yeah.
870
00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:30,495
- I'll see you next week.
- Okay.
871
00:55:30,578 --> 00:55:32,163
Okay.
872
00:55:32,247 --> 00:55:35,500
Uh... Are you gonna be okay by yourself?
873
00:55:36,543 --> 00:55:39,796
- Yeah. Yeah, I'll be totally fine.
- Okay.
874
00:55:40,588 --> 00:55:42,132
- Bye.
- Bye.
875
00:55:48,096 --> 00:55:49,597
Hey, Adam?
876
00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:52,726
Listen.
877
00:55:53,184 --> 00:55:58,481
I just want you to have my cell number.
878
00:55:58,565 --> 00:56:02,819
Just if you need anything. You have it.
879
00:56:03,236 --> 00:56:06,156
Thanks. Did I just, like, score your digits?
880
00:56:08,366 --> 00:56:11,494
- No.
- No. That was a joke.
881
00:56:12,537 --> 00:56:13,580
That's fine.
882
00:56:13,663 --> 00:56:15,582
- I don't know why I said that.
- No, that's okay.
883
00:56:15,665 --> 00:56:17,584
That would be inappropriate.
884
00:56:17,667 --> 00:56:19,044
Of course. I know that.
885
00:56:19,127 --> 00:56:21,463
It's a defense mechanism. And that's fine.
886
00:56:21,713 --> 00:56:23,131
Yeah.
887
00:56:24,966 --> 00:56:26,676
That's for emergencies.
888
00:56:27,052 --> 00:56:30,263
- And if you need someone to talk to.
- Yeah.
889
00:56:31,181 --> 00:56:33,266
- Good night. Okay.
- Good night. Thank you.
890
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,649
The great white.
891
00:56:43,610 --> 00:56:46,946
It is the largest predator in the sea.
892
00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:50,909
I thought the deserts were crazy.
The ocean's fucking nuts, man.
893
00:56:50,992 --> 00:56:52,202
I like the trees.
894
00:56:52,702 --> 00:56:54,079
The trees are gonna be bananas.
895
00:56:54,162 --> 00:56:55,205
Jesus!
896
00:57:00,043 --> 00:57:01,419
You okay?
897
00:57:02,253 --> 00:57:04,589
- Lift your elbows above your ears.
- What are you talking about?
898
00:57:04,672 --> 00:57:07,258
- It helps you stop coughing.
- I'm not doing that.
899
00:57:08,551 --> 00:57:10,261
I always heard it would
help you stop coughing.
900
00:57:17,352 --> 00:57:19,646
I'm just here to pick up my things
901
00:57:19,729 --> 00:57:22,899
and then I'll get out of your way.
902
00:57:23,733 --> 00:57:26,361
- Yeah, I put all your things in a box.
- Okay.
903
00:57:26,945 --> 00:57:28,613
It's outside the door.
904
00:57:28,696 --> 00:57:30,698
You walked right past it.
905
00:57:31,282 --> 00:57:32,283
Oh.
906
00:57:33,368 --> 00:57:35,161
Well, then I guess I'll be on my way.
907
00:57:40,208 --> 00:57:41,251
You're smoking weed?
908
00:57:41,751 --> 00:57:43,211
Well, it's medicinal.
909
00:57:43,294 --> 00:57:45,839
You got a prescription
for medicinal marijuana?
910
00:57:45,922 --> 00:57:49,217
No, I got a prescription
for medicinal marijuana.
911
00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:51,219
Adam was too afraid.
912
00:57:51,302 --> 00:57:54,139
Well, what's wrong with you, Kyle?
913
00:57:54,222 --> 00:57:56,099
I have night blindness.
914
00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:59,602
My cones and rods are askew
915
00:58:00,687 --> 00:58:02,856
and weed fixes it.
916
00:58:05,775 --> 00:58:07,986
You took down my painting.
917
00:58:08,403 --> 00:58:11,239
Well, it didn't really fit there
with the new TV.
918
00:58:12,907 --> 00:58:15,577
Adam, can I talk to you outside
for a second, please?
919
00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:19,080
Yeah.
920
00:58:19,706 --> 00:58:20,748
It's all right.
921
00:58:26,254 --> 00:58:29,257
So, how are you feeling?
922
00:58:30,925 --> 00:58:31,926
Pretty awesome.
923
00:58:33,928 --> 00:58:38,141
I wanted to tell you that I'm really sorry.
924
00:58:39,642 --> 00:58:40,935
Well...
925
00:58:42,770 --> 00:58:44,022
I'm sorry, too.
926
00:58:44,105 --> 00:58:47,734
I mean, I know this wasn't easy for you.
927
00:58:49,944 --> 00:58:53,489
I'm sorry I didn't come to your opening.
It's just because I hate you so much.
928
00:58:58,411 --> 00:59:00,413
I'm glad you didn't come.
929
00:59:02,415 --> 00:59:04,500
It was a complete disaster.
930
00:59:06,502 --> 00:59:08,296
No one bought any of my paintings.
931
00:59:12,634 --> 00:59:14,469
That's weird, they're so good.
932
00:59:15,094 --> 00:59:16,137
Really?
933
00:59:16,221 --> 00:59:18,348
Yeah, they're great.
I'm sorry that happened.
934
00:59:18,431 --> 00:59:21,351
It's just, you know,
you'll get them next time.
935
00:59:22,352 --> 00:59:23,937
Oh, God.
936
00:59:26,773 --> 00:59:29,150
I don't want to break up.
937
00:59:31,236 --> 00:59:32,946
I can do better.
938
00:59:35,573 --> 00:59:38,451
We can start over again,
939
00:59:38,534 --> 00:59:42,664
and I'll just do better.
940
00:59:43,206 --> 00:59:44,916
You should go.
941
00:59:51,047 --> 00:59:52,924
Really, you should. You should go.
942
00:59:53,007 --> 00:59:55,343
I don't want to go.
I want to stay here with you.
943
00:59:55,426 --> 00:59:57,845
No. No. You know what? Seriously.
944
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:02,684
You should get the fuck off my porch. Now.
945
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,023
That's the box.
946
01:00:18,241 --> 01:00:20,994
- Your painting?
- I made it for you.
947
01:00:26,291 --> 01:00:28,042
I was all right
948
01:00:29,085 --> 01:00:30,753
For a while
949
01:00:31,587 --> 01:00:35,550
I could smile for a while
950
01:00:36,592 --> 01:00:41,097
But I saw you last night
You held my hand so tight
951
01:00:41,556 --> 01:00:45,184
As you stopped to say, "Hello"
952
01:00:46,936 --> 01:00:49,605
You wished me well
953
01:00:50,273 --> 01:00:52,025
You couldn't tell
954
01:00:52,692 --> 01:00:59,198
That I'd been crying over you
955
01:00:59,657 --> 01:01:04,329
Crying over you
956
01:01:04,495 --> 01:01:08,499
Then you said, "So long"
957
01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:13,212
Left me standing all alone
958
01:01:13,421 --> 01:01:14,464
Alone and crying
959
01:01:14,547 --> 01:01:16,674
- It actually looks a lot better.
- It's not that bad like this.
960
01:01:16,758 --> 01:01:18,551
Yeah. We could hang this up.
961
01:01:20,762 --> 01:01:22,555
You were around before TV, right?
962
01:01:23,806 --> 01:01:25,767
No, 'cause I want to hear about the radio.
963
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:29,520
Because the radio used to be like a really...
We work in radio, right?
964
01:01:29,604 --> 01:01:30,855
Yeah.
965
01:01:30,938 --> 01:01:33,024
Like, they talk about people
just sitting around
966
01:01:33,107 --> 01:01:35,193
and listening to the radio, like, actively.
967
01:01:35,276 --> 01:01:36,903
Glued to the radio. Yeah.
968
01:01:36,986 --> 01:01:38,196
Well, what did you listen to?
969
01:01:38,279 --> 01:01:39,614
Little Orphan Annie.
970
01:01:40,031 --> 01:01:42,867
What did you look at while you were
listening to it? Just nothing?
971
01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:45,370
It engaged everything somehow.
972
01:01:45,453 --> 01:01:47,288
What kind of stuff do you guys do?
973
01:01:47,372 --> 01:01:49,040
I'm doing this piece on a volcano.
974
01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:51,709
I do radio that I think people
would actually want to listen to.
975
01:01:51,793 --> 01:01:53,795
Mostly stuff about food.
976
01:01:53,878 --> 01:01:56,381
- Best hamburger. Best hamburger in Seattle.
- People like to listen...
977
01:01:56,464 --> 01:01:58,674
You'd listen to that as opposed to,
"Hey, coming up next,
978
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,636
"you're gonna hear a guy talk about
a volcano for twenty minutes."
979
01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:03,262
- You know what I'd do?
- What?
980
01:02:03,596 --> 01:02:04,806
I'd turn on the TV.
981
01:02:04,889 --> 01:02:07,058
Yeah.
That would be a very good idea.
982
01:02:07,141 --> 01:02:08,476
It's not the same.
983
01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:10,686
What do you mean,
it's not the same?
984
01:02:10,770 --> 01:02:13,064
You get audio and video.
985
01:02:13,147 --> 01:02:16,150
Guys, Bernie blended up some wheatgrass.
986
01:02:16,234 --> 01:02:17,318
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
987
01:02:17,402 --> 01:02:19,904
It's like drinking liquid lawn cuttings.
988
01:02:21,697 --> 01:02:24,534
Jesus! Bernie, Adam.
989
01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:26,828
It's a pleasure to finally meet you.
990
01:02:26,911 --> 01:02:27,995
Hi, Adam.
991
01:02:28,079 --> 01:02:29,580
And this is my friend, Kyle.
992
01:02:29,664 --> 01:02:31,624
- Oh, God.
- Good, you like it.
993
01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:33,668
It's not good.
994
01:02:34,961 --> 01:02:36,671
So, Adam, I'm surprised.
995
01:02:36,921 --> 01:02:40,174
The way Mitch talks about you
I thought you were much older.
996
01:02:40,258 --> 01:02:42,593
He's 85 years old. He just looks really good.
997
01:02:44,679 --> 01:02:46,055
Okay, I got to go.
998
01:02:46,139 --> 01:02:47,598
No, no, honey. Come on, stay.
999
01:02:47,682 --> 01:02:49,559
Stick around. I haven't seen you all day.
1000
01:02:49,725 --> 01:02:51,018
- Are you all right?
- I'm good.
1001
01:02:51,102 --> 01:02:53,020
Good stuff. Good stuff.
1002
01:02:53,855 --> 01:02:56,149
Really good stuff. I love you.
1003
01:02:56,774 --> 01:02:58,526
I love you, too.
1004
01:03:00,903 --> 01:03:02,613
Mom, I'm sorry.
I can't talk about this anymore.
1005
01:03:02,697 --> 01:03:04,782
I'm at an appointment, okay?
And I'm late already.
1006
01:03:04,866 --> 01:03:06,617
Yes, I'm here. I'm standing in the office
1007
01:03:06,701 --> 01:03:08,536
talking on the phone to you.
So I'm just gonna get off.
1008
01:03:08,619 --> 01:03:09,912
I just want to know
if you tried those recipes.
1009
01:03:09,996 --> 01:03:11,372
Okay.
1010
01:03:11,456 --> 01:03:12,915
Do you know what you're gonna make
for dinner?
1011
01:03:12,999 --> 01:03:14,876
I don't know what I'm gonna make
for dinner.
1012
01:03:14,959 --> 01:03:18,171
I'll figure something out, okay?
I'm hanging up now. Goodbye.
1013
01:03:18,254 --> 01:03:19,464
Bye. I love you.
1014
01:03:19,547 --> 01:03:21,382
Me, too. Bye.
1015
01:03:22,675 --> 01:03:25,761
God. Sorry about that.
1016
01:03:25,845 --> 01:03:28,806
Don't worry about it. I have parents, too.
1017
01:03:28,890 --> 01:03:31,225
Do yours give you migraines?
1018
01:03:31,893 --> 01:03:34,770
Well, I would talk to my therapist
about my parents.
1019
01:03:34,896 --> 01:03:35,938
Really?
1020
01:03:36,022 --> 01:03:39,317
Yeah, we could do role play.
I'll be your mom.
1021
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,903
Oh, God, no. That's disgusting.
1022
01:03:42,069 --> 01:03:44,197
Why is that disgusting?
1023
01:03:45,406 --> 01:03:46,491
Uh...
1024
01:03:46,574 --> 01:03:50,036
No, it's not. I mean, okay, my mom...
1025
01:03:51,329 --> 01:03:55,333
I don't know. She's a crazy person.
She just worries all day every day.
1026
01:03:55,833 --> 01:04:00,463
And honestly it annoys the shit out of me.
It's way too much.
1027
01:04:00,546 --> 01:04:02,840
And it's not helpful
1028
01:04:02,924 --> 01:04:06,177
and I can't talk to her. I don't call her back.
1029
01:04:07,803 --> 01:04:09,805
It's a problem.
1030
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:12,934
So she's got this husband
that can't talk to her
1031
01:04:13,017 --> 01:04:16,062
and this son that won't?
1032
01:04:21,776 --> 01:04:23,110
Yeah, I guess.
1033
01:04:24,946 --> 01:04:26,364
Makes you kind of a dick.
1034
01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:29,116
Me?
1035
01:04:30,952 --> 01:04:32,954
Is that like the medical term?
1036
01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:36,040
Yeah, I mean, listen...
1037
01:04:37,458 --> 01:04:38,751
You can't change who your parents are.
1038
01:04:38,834 --> 01:04:43,005
The only thing you can change
is how you choose to deal with that.
1039
01:04:46,801 --> 01:04:50,596
Aren't you supposed to, like, subtly
manipulate me into figuring this stuff out?
1040
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:52,098
Not just call me on my shit?
1041
01:04:52,181 --> 01:04:56,811
Yeah, you cleaned my car.
So we're completely beyond that.
1042
01:05:05,319 --> 01:05:08,197
It's weird, isn't it? Shouldn't have done it.
Shouldn't have gone for it.
1043
01:05:08,281 --> 01:05:11,534
- It was good. It was good. It's all right.
- No, it wasn't. It was so forced, I'm sorry.
1044
01:05:11,617 --> 01:05:14,912
- Try it again. I was too far.
- Okay.
1045
01:05:14,996 --> 01:05:16,789
- If I'm a little closer.
- It'll make it really natural.
1046
01:05:16,872 --> 01:05:18,040
- Yeah.
- Totally.
1047
01:05:21,544 --> 01:05:22,670
That was better.
1048
01:05:24,922 --> 01:05:26,132
Okay.
1049
01:05:33,431 --> 01:05:34,974
- You're all set.
- Thanks.
1050
01:05:39,228 --> 01:05:40,771
Where's Mitch?
1051
01:05:43,524 --> 01:05:45,276
He died last night.
1052
01:05:52,074 --> 01:05:55,119
We were just with him. He was fine.
What happened?
1053
01:05:55,995 --> 01:05:58,164
What does it matter? His heart stopped.
1054
01:06:29,236 --> 01:06:32,948
"He leads me in the paths
of righteousness for his name's sake.
1055
01:06:33,032 --> 01:06:35,326
"Even though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death
1056
01:06:35,409 --> 01:06:38,621
"I will fear no evil for thou art with me.
1057
01:06:38,704 --> 01:06:41,624
"Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
1058
01:06:41,707 --> 01:06:45,878
"Thou preparest a table before me
in the presence of mine enemies."
1059
01:06:53,594 --> 01:06:56,013
Nation, I have your test results.
1060
01:06:57,431 --> 01:06:59,975
Good news! You're me-positive.
1061
01:07:00,059 --> 01:07:03,604
This is Cheating Death
with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert.
1062
01:07:03,688 --> 01:07:05,690
...speculation, Mount Moa Moa,
1063
01:07:05,773 --> 01:07:09,360
located on the highlands of Savai'i,
erupted early this morning,
1064
01:07:09,443 --> 01:07:13,656
shooting a plume of black ash and smoke
nearly four miles into the air.
1065
01:07:13,739 --> 01:07:17,076
Initial reports this morning suggested
that Mount Moa Moa was getting weaker.
1066
01:07:17,159 --> 01:07:21,205
Our analyst can now confirm that
the volcano is actually growing stronger.
1067
01:07:21,288 --> 01:07:25,710
Again, Mount Moa Moa has just erupted.
This is live footage taken...
1068
01:07:45,146 --> 01:07:47,940
So, I think I'm starting to realize
I'm probably gonna die.
1069
01:07:48,566 --> 01:07:52,653
- Did something happen?
- No, it's just... Look at me.
1070
01:07:54,196 --> 01:07:58,826
I wake up and I look in the mirror
and, like, it's pretty obvious, you know.
1071
01:08:01,287 --> 01:08:06,709
Mitch died. Alan's probably gonna die.
1072
01:08:08,586 --> 01:08:09,837
And, you know, so am I.
1073
01:08:10,504 --> 01:08:12,173
You don't know that.
1074
01:08:12,256 --> 01:08:14,508
And a lot of what you're feeling right now
is from the treatment.
1075
01:08:14,592 --> 01:08:17,386
I know, but it's... Look.
1076
01:08:19,180 --> 01:08:21,307
Thank you,
but you don't have to try and cheer me up.
1077
01:08:21,390 --> 01:08:26,687
I'm actually really okay with it. You know.
Okay, I'm gonna die.
1078
01:08:26,771 --> 01:08:28,105
You're gonna die.
1079
01:08:28,189 --> 01:08:30,816
You know, hopefully a lot later than I am.
1080
01:08:31,901 --> 01:08:33,944
It's just what happens. And, you know,
1081
01:08:36,322 --> 01:08:38,032
it doesn't really mean anything anyway.
1082
01:08:38,532 --> 01:08:41,452
Okay. I mean, Adam, right now
1083
01:08:41,535 --> 01:08:44,663
you're going through
what's called the alienation phase.
1084
01:08:44,747 --> 01:08:47,792
And I know that you feel really helpless.
1085
01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:51,462
But I think it's important to remember
that the way you feel
1086
01:08:51,545 --> 01:08:53,798
is completely normal
for someone in your situation.
1087
01:08:54,381 --> 01:08:58,469
Sorry, but I just have to call you on this.
1088
01:08:58,552 --> 01:08:59,887
It's just bullshit.
1089
01:09:00,721 --> 01:09:02,681
It's what everybody has been saying
from the beginning.
1090
01:09:02,765 --> 01:09:05,851
Like, "Well, you'll feel better,"
and, "Don't worry," and, "This is all fine."
1091
01:09:05,935 --> 01:09:08,395
And, like, it's not. You know?
1092
01:09:10,231 --> 01:09:12,316
I don't know why everybody's
so fucking scared to just say it.
1093
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:14,276
Like, "You're dying, dude."
1094
01:09:16,445 --> 01:09:21,033
It makes it worse that no one will just say it.
1095
01:09:22,743 --> 01:09:24,829
Okay. Um...
1096
01:09:27,456 --> 01:09:31,043
Adam, I'm here to help you.
I'm trying to help you.
1097
01:09:31,252 --> 01:09:32,294
Why?
1098
01:09:34,129 --> 01:09:36,382
So thirty years from now
you can be at some cocktail party,
1099
01:09:36,465 --> 01:09:39,844
and tell an inspiring anecdote
about your third patient ever,
1100
01:09:39,927 --> 01:09:42,763
and how you coached him
into feeling normal right before he died?
1101
01:09:42,930 --> 01:09:45,558
Okay, Adam, I'm sorry
if I'm saying the wrong things.
1102
01:09:45,641 --> 01:09:48,060
I'm trying. I really am.
1103
01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:52,606
No, you know what? This just isn't working.
I don't know why I came here.
1104
01:10:03,868 --> 01:10:06,412
This is Kyle.
I'm not around. Leave a message.
1105
01:10:08,539 --> 01:10:11,375
Hey, man.
I'm just calling to see if you could take me
1106
01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:14,920
to the doctor's appointment tomorrow.
1107
01:10:18,966 --> 01:10:20,885
It's the big one. So...
1108
01:10:37,484 --> 01:10:39,486
Oh, my God! What's wrong?
1109
01:10:43,157 --> 01:10:44,283
Hi, Mom.
1110
01:10:44,366 --> 01:10:45,910
The doctor's just in
with another patient.
1111
01:10:45,993 --> 01:10:47,661
He should be out in a few minutes.
1112
01:10:48,662 --> 01:10:49,747
Are you guys holding up all right?
1113
01:10:50,456 --> 01:10:53,083
It's cold in here. Is there any way
you can lower the air conditioning?
1114
01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:56,587
Unfortunately the temperature
is controlled by a central thermostat.
1115
01:10:58,797 --> 01:11:00,799
My son has cancer.
1116
01:11:01,091 --> 01:11:04,219
Really, if I could I would.
But there is nothing I can do.
1117
01:11:04,345 --> 01:11:06,639
Don't worry about it. I'm fine.
1118
01:11:07,139 --> 01:11:09,516
- Are you sure? I can get you a blanket.
- I'm really okay. Thanks.
1119
01:11:09,683 --> 01:11:11,393
- I'd love a blanket.
- We're fine.
1120
01:11:12,686 --> 01:11:14,980
Okay, but if you need anything
you let me know.
1121
01:11:23,238 --> 01:11:24,865
I don't like her.
1122
01:11:29,203 --> 01:11:30,621
You're warm.
1123
01:11:32,206 --> 01:11:34,291
I'm fine.
1124
01:11:45,636 --> 01:11:46,637
Hmm.
1125
01:11:48,514 --> 01:11:50,307
- What?
- Nothing.
1126
01:11:50,391 --> 01:11:51,642
What?
1127
01:11:52,726 --> 01:11:54,728
He just went to a state college, that's all.
1128
01:11:54,895 --> 01:11:56,605
You're unbelievable.
1129
01:11:56,689 --> 01:11:59,233
I just worry you're not getting
the best care possible.
1130
01:11:59,316 --> 01:12:01,318
Would you just stop it? Please?
1131
01:12:01,402 --> 01:12:03,904
I'm not him. I can take care of myself.
1132
01:12:03,988 --> 01:12:07,241
It's just so hard
when you won't let me take care of you.
1133
01:12:07,324 --> 01:12:09,576
- It's just really hard.
- I am letting you take care of me.
1134
01:12:09,660 --> 01:12:12,162
You drove me here, didn't you? Didn't you?
1135
01:12:35,936 --> 01:12:37,646
And what about you?
1136
01:12:38,105 --> 01:12:39,606
What about me?
1137
01:12:40,441 --> 01:12:42,443
How are you?
1138
01:12:47,406 --> 01:12:48,949
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
1139
01:12:49,033 --> 01:12:51,994
You know, what's going on in your life?
1140
01:12:52,077 --> 01:12:57,041
The highlight of my week is this
cancer support group I've been going to.
1141
01:12:57,124 --> 01:12:59,543
You're going to a support group?
1142
01:13:00,544 --> 01:13:03,839
It's for parents whose kids have cancer.
1143
01:13:06,383 --> 01:13:08,802
I didn't know you were doing that.
1144
01:13:09,845 --> 01:13:12,473
How could you? You never call me back.
1145
01:13:17,019 --> 01:13:19,563
You're right. I'm sorry.
1146
01:13:23,233 --> 01:13:25,778
You don't have to say you're sorry.
1147
01:13:34,078 --> 01:13:36,413
Sorry to keep you folks waiting.
1148
01:13:41,877 --> 01:13:44,755
Anyway, I will cut to the chase.
1149
01:13:44,838 --> 01:13:47,674
The cancer is not responding to the chemo.
1150
01:13:48,842 --> 01:13:53,555
As you can see the tumor is continuing
to grow here along the nerve.
1151
01:13:53,639 --> 01:13:57,017
We have to remove it now,
or we risk metastasis.
1152
01:13:57,101 --> 01:14:00,771
- Okay, so what do we do?
- We need to operate.
1153
01:14:00,854 --> 01:14:02,189
Now I've moved some things around
1154
01:14:02,272 --> 01:14:05,150
and I can get you in this Thursday morning
with Dr. Walderson.
1155
01:14:05,234 --> 01:14:07,194
She is one of our finest neurosurgeons.
1156
01:14:07,277 --> 01:14:10,364
But he's gonna be okay, right?
You're going to fix it.
1157
01:14:10,864 --> 01:14:14,284
Considering the placement
and the size of the tumor,
1158
01:14:14,368 --> 01:14:16,912
a surgery of this nature
is always very dangerous
1159
01:14:16,995 --> 01:14:19,623
and potentially life-threatening itself.
1160
01:14:19,706 --> 01:14:22,626
The surgeons will attempt to be
very aggressive.
1161
01:14:22,709 --> 01:14:26,547
However if we are not successful
in removing the cancer,
1162
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:29,758
then unfortunately
we will be out of options.
1163
01:14:39,143 --> 01:14:41,812
I'm not gonna bring up the fact
that your surgery is tomorrow.
1164
01:14:41,895 --> 01:14:44,314
I'm not even thinking about it.
So, don't worry about it,
1165
01:14:44,398 --> 01:14:47,151
'cause I'm not gonna bring it up.
1166
01:14:47,234 --> 01:14:49,862
You remember the last time we were here?
1167
01:14:49,945 --> 01:14:52,406
Yeah. It was prom night.
1168
01:14:56,577 --> 01:15:00,914
The memory seems really far away.
1169
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,961
Yeah. It was a long time ago.
I don't even remember who you went with.
1170
01:15:06,044 --> 01:15:07,629
Nora Mattingly.
1171
01:15:07,713 --> 01:15:11,508
That girl... That girl sucked.
You knew how to pick them.
1172
01:15:11,592 --> 01:15:14,678
- Even then I think you knew.
- Yeah.
1173
01:15:14,761 --> 01:15:16,763
Well, she seemed sweet.
1174
01:15:16,847 --> 01:15:19,183
No, she didn't. She always sucked.
1175
01:15:19,266 --> 01:15:22,060
- You just always hate my girlfriends.
- That's not true.
1176
01:15:23,103 --> 01:15:24,354
Okay, it is actually.
1177
01:15:24,438 --> 01:15:28,317
But it's because you always date people
who are fucking dickheads, man.
1178
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:31,612
You date needy bitches. Why?
1179
01:15:38,243 --> 01:15:39,912
It's fucking cold.
1180
01:15:42,789 --> 01:15:45,042
And it's only midnight.
1181
01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:47,878
Dude, let's go to the bar, man.
Let's try to get laid.
1182
01:15:47,961 --> 01:15:51,423
- What's the fucking point?
- Come on. Live in the now.
1183
01:15:51,506 --> 01:15:54,218
- I have fun with that.
- I know you have fun with it.
1184
01:15:54,301 --> 01:15:56,553
Well, you could, too, maybe. Let's do it.
1185
01:15:56,637 --> 01:15:57,971
You're drunk.
1186
01:15:58,055 --> 01:16:00,682
It worked. Take your hat off.
1187
01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:04,436
- You're just gonna leave this here?
- A homeless gentleman will collect it.
1188
01:16:04,770 --> 01:16:06,813
- Oh, fuck.
- Are you drunk?
1189
01:16:06,897 --> 01:16:08,732
- You're really drunk.
- I'm a little drunk.
1190
01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:10,067
You think I should drive?
1191
01:16:10,150 --> 01:16:13,320
I would let you drive
but you don't know how.
1192
01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:17,491
You don't have a license even.
That's so funny.
1193
01:16:18,659 --> 01:16:20,786
It might be my last chance.
1194
01:16:22,496 --> 01:16:23,997
- So you want to drive, right now?
- Yeah.
1195
01:16:24,081 --> 01:16:26,583
That's what you want to do?
1196
01:16:26,667 --> 01:16:28,961
That's your make-a-wish? To drive?
1197
01:16:29,503 --> 01:16:32,714
We could be having sex with hookers
while skydiving right now.
1198
01:16:32,798 --> 01:16:36,176
And instead you want to do something
I learned to do when I was fifteen?
1199
01:16:36,343 --> 01:16:38,095
Can I have the keys?
1200
01:16:43,183 --> 01:16:44,851
Okay. Be careful.
1201
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:47,521
Whoa!
1202
01:16:48,188 --> 01:16:50,023
Just drive carefully.
1203
01:16:51,566 --> 01:16:56,154
Don't change my seat adjustment, okay?
It's all in places I like.
1204
01:16:56,655 --> 01:16:59,950
Okay. Okay. Now the first thing...
1205
01:17:03,870 --> 01:17:05,372
What the fuck!
1206
01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:10,335
Make a left. Make a left! It's a one-way street.
1207
01:17:10,419 --> 01:17:12,838
What the fuck! Jesus Christ!
1208
01:17:12,921 --> 01:17:14,965
There's a car! Wrong way! Wrong way!
1209
01:17:15,048 --> 01:17:18,969
Christ, dude. What the hell?
Adam! Stop, man!
1210
01:17:19,052 --> 01:17:20,178
Stop!
1211
01:17:22,347 --> 01:17:23,890
What the fuck are you doing, man?
1212
01:17:23,974 --> 01:17:26,643
- You're being an idiot right now.
- Get out.
1213
01:17:26,727 --> 01:17:28,145
- Get out? This is my car.
- Get out of the car.
1214
01:17:28,228 --> 01:17:30,272
- Get out. Just get out!
- Don't hit me!
1215
01:17:30,355 --> 01:17:31,898
- I can't fucking let you do this.
- Get out!
1216
01:17:31,982 --> 01:17:33,692
Jesus Christ, man!
1217
01:17:34,401 --> 01:17:35,569
Shit.
1218
01:18:01,845 --> 01:18:02,971
Oh, no.
1219
01:18:03,597 --> 01:18:05,557
No, you are not calling her, man!
1220
01:18:06,266 --> 01:18:09,102
After what she did to you!
You're a pussy, Adam.
1221
01:18:09,561 --> 01:18:11,938
You're a selfish piece of shit!
1222
01:18:12,022 --> 01:18:15,817
You care more about getting yourself
fucking laid than being my friend.
1223
01:18:22,407 --> 01:18:24,618
- Hello?
- Hey, it's Adam.
1224
01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:28,580
Adam? It's midnight. What's going on?
1225
01:18:28,955 --> 01:18:31,541
I'm just probably having
a nervous breakdown.
1226
01:18:32,459 --> 01:18:34,628
I think I just fractured my larynx.
1227
01:18:37,255 --> 01:18:39,966
I'm really, really glad that you called.
1228
01:18:41,635 --> 01:18:46,306
I just want it to be over.
I'm so fucking tired of being sick.
1229
01:18:52,145 --> 01:18:56,149
You know, if this surgery doesn't work,
it's... That's it.
1230
01:18:57,818 --> 01:19:02,447
And I've never, you know...
I've never been to fucking Canada.
1231
01:19:02,531 --> 01:19:05,951
I've never told a girl I loved her.
1232
01:19:08,578 --> 01:19:10,580
It sounds stupid, doesn't it?
1233
01:19:10,664 --> 01:19:12,290
No, it doesn't.
1234
01:19:13,959 --> 01:19:17,421
Sorry I was such an asshole the other day.
1235
01:19:18,004 --> 01:19:22,134
No, I was an asshole.
I was totally unprepared for you.
1236
01:19:23,135 --> 01:19:25,095
This job is really hard.
1237
01:19:28,140 --> 01:19:30,517
If I fuck up I can ruin somebody's whole life.
1238
01:19:32,352 --> 01:19:34,604
Well, I guess we're both beginners at this.
1239
01:19:34,688 --> 01:19:35,814
Yeah.
1240
01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:39,651
What were you doing when I called?
1241
01:19:40,277 --> 01:19:42,195
Were you on Facebook?
1242
01:19:43,196 --> 01:19:47,868
You know, stalking my ex-boyfriend actually
isn't the only thing I do in my free time.
1243
01:19:49,953 --> 01:19:51,830
I wish you were my girlfriend.
1244
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:01,840
Girlfriends can be nice.
1245
01:20:04,301 --> 01:20:06,219
You just had a bad one.
1246
01:20:07,220 --> 01:20:09,556
I bet you would be a good one.
1247
01:20:14,060 --> 01:20:17,939
Let me in, man. Jesus. It's fucking freezing.
1248
01:20:18,023 --> 01:20:19,816
I'm gonna go.
1249
01:20:19,900 --> 01:20:21,693
- Yeah, it's no problem.
- Thanks.
1250
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:24,029
Thanks for everything.
1251
01:20:24,571 --> 01:20:26,239
Good night.
1252
01:22:42,459 --> 01:22:44,252
Come here, boy.
1253
01:22:45,587 --> 01:22:46,755
Yeah.
1254
01:23:40,141 --> 01:23:42,352
Okay. Ready?
1255
01:23:43,269 --> 01:23:44,896
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1256
01:23:45,146 --> 01:23:47,482
- It's gonna be good. It's going to be fine.
- Yeah.
1257
01:23:47,565 --> 01:23:49,651
- Adam.
- That's your mom.
1258
01:23:49,734 --> 01:23:50,860
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1259
01:23:50,944 --> 01:23:52,320
Awesome.
1260
01:23:54,739 --> 01:23:56,908
So, I'll just... I'll park the car, I guess.
1261
01:23:56,991 --> 01:24:00,203
And then I'll come in and I'll see you
before you go in there, right?
1262
01:24:00,286 --> 01:24:03,206
Yeah, there's...
It depends on if they bring me in first.
1263
01:24:03,289 --> 01:24:05,709
- If not before then...
- Right after.
1264
01:24:05,792 --> 01:24:08,211
- Yeah, I'll see you after.
- Okay.
1265
01:24:15,635 --> 01:24:17,470
- Yeah.
- Take care, man.
1266
01:24:20,974 --> 01:24:23,476
Okay. I'll see you in there.
1267
01:24:27,856 --> 01:24:29,107
Thanks.
1268
01:24:38,533 --> 01:24:39,868
- Good morning, Adam.
- Hi.
1269
01:24:39,951 --> 01:24:42,662
I'm Dr. Walderson.
I'm gonna be doing your surgery today.
1270
01:24:43,121 --> 01:24:44,330
- How are you feeling?
- Great, thanks.
1271
01:24:44,414 --> 01:24:46,082
Good. Good, good.
1272
01:24:46,833 --> 01:24:50,795
So, we're gonna take excellent care
of you. The surgical team is top notch.
1273
01:24:50,879 --> 01:24:52,547
Just try to relax.
1274
01:24:53,131 --> 01:24:54,883
- See you later.
- Thanks.
1275
01:24:54,966 --> 01:24:56,885
- What's this?
- Standard paperwork.
1276
01:24:57,010 --> 01:25:01,931
Hospital liability and disclaimer forms,
and organ donor authorization.
1277
01:25:02,015 --> 01:25:03,850
- Sign right there.
- Okay.
1278
01:25:07,312 --> 01:25:08,646
Thanks.
1279
01:25:11,357 --> 01:25:13,943
- I got a new coat.
- Yeah?
1280
01:25:14,027 --> 01:25:17,363
Brooks Brothers. Silk pockets, feel.
1281
01:25:18,072 --> 01:25:19,657
- Feel.
- I'm feeling.
1282
01:25:19,741 --> 01:25:21,534
- Nice?
- Yeah.
1283
01:25:21,618 --> 01:25:22,869
Listen.
1284
01:25:23,369 --> 01:25:25,872
I know it's a little hard to follow everything
that's going on right now.
1285
01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:30,585
But I just want you to know,
I love you, very much.
1286
01:25:34,672 --> 01:25:37,675
- Okay.
- Okay, Dad.
1287
01:25:38,384 --> 01:25:39,511
Okay.
1288
01:25:40,220 --> 01:25:41,930
Hello, Adam. I'm Dr. Lee.
1289
01:25:42,013 --> 01:25:43,556
I am here to administer your anesthesia.
1290
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:44,891
Okay. Hi.
1291
01:25:45,058 --> 01:25:46,726
Excuse me, please.
1292
01:25:47,352 --> 01:25:50,480
Now, just relax. I'm going to inject
the anesthesia through your IV.
1293
01:25:50,563 --> 01:25:52,816
It's gonna take a few moments
before you start to feel the effects.
1294
01:25:52,899 --> 01:25:54,192
You're doing it now?
1295
01:25:54,275 --> 01:25:56,486
If you guys just want to head over
to the waiting room that'd be great.
1296
01:25:56,569 --> 01:25:59,697
- And how long does it last?
- That really depends on the individual.
1297
01:25:59,781 --> 01:26:01,616
Right, but how do you know
it's gonna last long enough
1298
01:26:01,699 --> 01:26:05,495
so I don't wake up in
the middle of the surgery?
1299
01:26:06,412 --> 01:26:08,623
So that you make sure
that I'm gonna wake up after.
1300
01:26:08,706 --> 01:26:09,749
Mom.
1301
01:26:11,292 --> 01:26:13,920
Sweetie, you're gonna be just fine.
1302
01:26:21,594 --> 01:26:24,764
I'm really sorry but we need
to get Adam to the operating room.
1303
01:26:24,889 --> 01:26:27,475
Could you just wait a moment, please?
1304
01:26:31,896 --> 01:26:33,439
I'm sorry.
1305
01:26:36,192 --> 01:26:37,777
I love you.
1306
01:26:39,696 --> 01:26:43,449
I won't run far
1307
01:26:43,867 --> 01:26:47,370
I can always be found
1308
01:26:47,954 --> 01:26:51,332
I can always be found
1309
01:26:53,042 --> 01:26:55,920
Ah
1310
01:26:57,130 --> 01:26:59,841
Ah
1311
01:27:00,133 --> 01:27:03,970
If you need me
1312
01:27:04,345 --> 01:27:07,640
If you need me
1313
01:27:08,433 --> 01:27:12,020
If you need me
1314
01:27:12,478 --> 01:27:16,274
I can always be found
1315
01:27:16,649 --> 01:27:20,278
I can always be found
1316
01:27:21,821 --> 01:27:24,198
Ah
1317
01:27:25,867 --> 01:27:28,620
Ah
1318
01:27:29,913 --> 01:27:32,665
Ah
1319
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:36,794
Ah
1320
01:27:38,296 --> 01:27:40,757
Ah
1321
01:27:41,007 --> 01:27:44,844
If you want me to stay
1322
01:27:45,136 --> 01:27:49,015
If you want me to stay
1323
01:27:49,265 --> 01:27:52,936
If you want me to stay
1324
01:27:53,311 --> 01:27:57,315
I will stay by your side
1325
01:27:57,440 --> 01:28:01,319
I will stay by your side
1326
01:28:01,527 --> 01:28:05,406
I will stay by your side
1327
01:28:06,574 --> 01:28:09,702
Ah
1328
01:28:10,620 --> 01:28:13,665
Ah
1329
01:28:13,790 --> 01:28:17,710
I won't run far
1330
01:28:17,877 --> 01:28:21,798
I won't run far
1331
01:28:21,881 --> 01:28:25,802
I won't run far
1332
01:28:27,053 --> 01:28:27,303
Ah
1333
01:28:27,303 --> 01:28:29,931
Ah
1334
01:28:30,056 --> 01:28:33,768
If you need me
1335
01:28:34,143 --> 01:28:37,188
If you need...
1336
01:28:37,397 --> 01:28:38,731
It's been five hours.
1337
01:28:39,899 --> 01:28:40,900
Has it?
1338
01:28:42,235 --> 01:28:44,737
Something's wrong,
we should have heard by now.
1339
01:28:46,364 --> 01:28:48,908
Don't worry.
Adam's gonna be fine. Okay?
1340
01:28:52,787 --> 01:28:55,498
- Um, Adam Lerner?
- Yeah.
1341
01:28:57,291 --> 01:29:00,211
Dr. Walderson's one of the best surgeons
in the country.
1342
01:29:00,294 --> 01:29:01,963
So, he's in good hands.
1343
01:29:03,089 --> 01:29:04,465
Who are you?
1344
01:29:06,300 --> 01:29:07,802
I'm Katherine.
1345
01:29:09,137 --> 01:29:13,057
- I'm...
- Therapist. Yeah.
1346
01:29:13,307 --> 01:29:15,309
I'm Kyle. I'm Adam's friend.
1347
01:29:15,393 --> 01:29:16,936
Hi. Hi.
1348
01:29:18,187 --> 01:29:19,856
These are Adam's parents.
1349
01:29:22,900 --> 01:29:24,068
It's nice to meet you guys.
1350
01:29:24,152 --> 01:29:27,363
Did he say I'm a dick? 'Cause I'm not.
1351
01:29:27,447 --> 01:29:30,575
I want you to know I smothered him
because I love him.
1352
01:29:34,662 --> 01:29:36,372
Seriously, did he say anything?
1353
01:29:36,456 --> 01:29:42,503
I can't. I wouldn't talk about
that kind of thing anyway.
1354
01:29:52,305 --> 01:29:54,140
Mr. and Mrs. Lerner?
1355
01:29:56,434 --> 01:30:00,188
So, as you can imagine with a surgery
of this magnitude,
1356
01:30:00,271 --> 01:30:03,191
there were some unforeseen complications.
1357
01:30:03,274 --> 01:30:06,360
The bone erosion was much greater
than initially anticipated.
1358
01:30:06,444 --> 01:30:10,656
We had to remove part of the hip and pelvis,
as well as most of the right psoas muscle.
1359
01:30:11,491 --> 01:30:15,495
We also had to remove a good amount of
the sheath tissue around the sciatic nerve.
1360
01:30:16,204 --> 01:30:19,832
It's not gonna be an easy road back,
but he's gonna be okay.
1361
01:30:20,374 --> 01:30:22,251
He's gonna be okay?
1362
01:30:23,044 --> 01:30:25,004
You should start
with that information, okay?
1363
01:30:25,088 --> 01:30:27,465
That should be the first thing you say.
1364
01:30:27,548 --> 01:30:29,092
Good.
1365
01:30:29,175 --> 01:30:31,010
He's gonna be okay.
1366
01:30:31,094 --> 01:30:33,679
Thank you, Doctor. Thank you.
1367
01:30:39,018 --> 01:30:40,186
Mommy.
1368
01:30:42,688 --> 01:30:44,440
My little boy.
1369
01:30:44,524 --> 01:30:45,942
- Hi, Dad.
- Adam.
1370
01:30:46,025 --> 01:30:49,654
- It's nice here. We got a good room.
- I know.
1371
01:30:49,737 --> 01:30:51,114
We need to go on more vacations.
1372
01:30:51,197 --> 01:30:55,409
Yes, we'll go on a huge vacation.
We'll go to Hawaii.
1373
01:30:58,663 --> 01:31:00,206
- Hey.
- Hey, man.
1374
01:31:00,289 --> 01:31:02,125
What's up?
1375
01:31:02,208 --> 01:31:05,711
I'm afraid to touch you,
but it's good to see you, dude. Yeah.
1376
01:31:05,795 --> 01:31:07,088
Boom.
1377
01:31:07,255 --> 01:31:10,716
You look... You look really good.
1378
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:13,886
I'm high as a motherfucker.
1379
01:31:14,178 --> 01:31:15,763
We don't get high.
1380
01:31:16,472 --> 01:31:17,515
Cool, man.
1381
01:31:32,446 --> 01:31:34,073
It's you.
1382
01:31:34,157 --> 01:31:35,783
It is me.
1383
01:31:38,202 --> 01:31:39,495
How are you feeling?
1384
01:31:40,413 --> 01:31:45,084
Great. I love morphine.
1385
01:31:46,878 --> 01:31:48,588
What time is it?
1386
01:31:48,838 --> 01:31:50,590
Um... It's 8:00.
1387
01:31:52,049 --> 01:31:54,677
I was just working late
so I thought I would stop by.
1388
01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:58,097
Working late? Do you have a new patient?
1389
01:31:58,764 --> 01:32:01,058
I got a few new patients actually.
1390
01:32:01,142 --> 01:32:02,560
That's good.
1391
01:32:04,645 --> 01:32:07,857
I want to make you pancakes sometime.
1392
01:32:08,774 --> 01:32:12,361
- That is really nice, Adam.
- You're gonna like it.
1393
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:36,636
I'm peeing right now.
1394
01:32:38,554 --> 01:32:40,556
I'm not gonna look.
1395
01:32:49,315 --> 01:32:50,942
Oh, it's gross!
1396
01:32:51,025 --> 01:32:53,486
Oh, God. Okay. I just need to...
1397
01:32:54,612 --> 01:32:55,613
Oh!
1398
01:32:56,822 --> 01:32:59,909
Oh, I keep looking back at it,
thinking it's gonna be less gross.
1399
01:32:59,992 --> 01:33:01,410
Can we just get it over with? Come on.
1400
01:33:01,494 --> 01:33:03,913
- Your mom does this?
- She does it all the time.
1401
01:33:03,996 --> 01:33:05,206
This is like Saw shit.
1402
01:33:05,289 --> 01:33:08,209
Your words are so comforting.
It's really reassuring.
1403
01:33:08,292 --> 01:33:11,754
- You're a good friend.
- Okay. I'm just gonna do it.
1404
01:33:11,837 --> 01:33:13,923
I'm just gonna act like it's nothing.
1405
01:33:14,006 --> 01:33:16,175
- I'm really proud of you, man.
- Okay. Let's just go.
1406
01:33:16,259 --> 01:33:18,010
Let's just do this.
1407
01:33:18,344 --> 01:33:21,973
Oh, I'm doing it. I'm inside of you!
1408
01:33:22,056 --> 01:33:24,684
- Wait, wait, wait. Is that your finger?
- What?
1409
01:33:24,767 --> 01:33:26,185
- Is that your finger?
- No.
1410
01:33:26,269 --> 01:33:28,646
- There's Q-tips.
- I know. I got one.
1411
01:33:28,729 --> 01:33:30,898
- That was your finger.
- It wasn't. What? Is it bad if it was?
1412
01:33:30,982 --> 01:33:32,275
Did you wash your hands?
1413
01:33:32,358 --> 01:33:34,986
It was a Q-tip the whole time.
Don't worry about it.
1414
01:33:35,069 --> 01:33:38,239
This looks like Kuato from Total Recall.
1415
01:33:38,322 --> 01:33:41,033
- "The oxygen."
- No! Don't do that.
1416
01:33:42,243 --> 01:33:45,788
Can we get this going? It's 7:30 now.
Come on, put the bandage on.
1417
01:33:45,871 --> 01:33:47,206
Excuse me.
1418
01:33:49,875 --> 01:33:52,962
And you are ready for your date.
1419
01:33:53,754 --> 01:33:56,882
All right-y, there we go.
1420
01:34:01,971 --> 01:34:04,557
That's crazy. I look pretty good.
1421
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:06,684
- I'd fuck you.
- Thanks.
1422
01:34:08,185 --> 01:34:09,395
Who could that be?
1423
01:34:09,478 --> 01:34:11,063
Go answer it. Just go.
1424
01:34:13,691 --> 01:34:16,068
- Hey.
- Hey.
1425
01:34:16,152 --> 01:34:17,695
You look nice.
1426
01:34:17,778 --> 01:34:21,532
Thanks. You, too. You look super nice.
1427
01:34:23,284 --> 01:34:25,369
- You want to come in?
- Yeah.
1428
01:34:25,453 --> 01:34:26,829
Nice place.
1429
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:30,041
Look at you. Walking up a storm.
1430
01:34:30,124 --> 01:34:32,251
Oh, la, la, la, la.
1431
01:34:34,837 --> 01:34:36,589
- You remember Kyle.
- Yeah, hi.
1432
01:34:36,672 --> 01:34:38,549
- Hi.
- Good to see you. We met before.
1433
01:34:38,632 --> 01:34:41,302
I see you brought pizza which is good
because I haven't fed him yet all day.
1434
01:34:41,385 --> 01:34:43,137
I did just change the dressing on his wound.
1435
01:34:43,220 --> 01:34:44,972
- Yeah, he came to...
- If it starts seeping though,
1436
01:34:45,056 --> 01:34:46,349
I left all the stuff out.
1437
01:34:46,432 --> 01:34:48,517
There's some Vicodin in the bathroom
if you need it.
1438
01:34:48,601 --> 01:34:52,021
I know people take it recreationally,
but he actually needs it for his aches.
1439
01:34:52,104 --> 01:34:54,190
Are there channels he can't watch?
1440
01:34:56,442 --> 01:34:58,694
That's funny. See, she's cool.
1441
01:34:58,778 --> 01:35:00,654
So, you're doing your doctorate, I hear?
That's...
1442
01:35:00,738 --> 01:35:01,739
- Dude?
- Yeah.
1443
01:35:01,822 --> 01:35:03,074
- You're awesome.
- Yeah.
1444
01:35:03,157 --> 01:35:05,034
- Get the fuck out of here.
- Okay.
1445
01:35:05,117 --> 01:35:07,453
- She's cool. She's funny.
- I know.
1446
01:35:25,429 --> 01:35:26,847
So...
1447
01:35:28,933 --> 01:35:30,267
So...
1448
01:35:32,770 --> 01:35:34,063
Now what?
1449
01:35:40,486 --> 01:35:46,325
Unsealed on a porch a letter sat
1450
01:35:47,284 --> 01:35:52,123
Then you said,
"I want to leave it again"
1451
01:35:53,999 --> 01:35:59,922
Once I saw her
on a beach of weathered sand
1452
01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:05,678
And on the sand,
"I wanna leave it again"
1453
01:36:06,178 --> 01:36:07,346
Yeah
1454
01:36:07,721 --> 01:36:12,476
On a weekend, I wanna wish it all away, yeah
1455
01:36:12,935 --> 01:36:19,692
And they called and I said that
"I want what I said, " then I call out again
1456
01:36:21,360 --> 01:36:27,741
And the reason ought to leave
her calm, I know
1457
01:36:28,033 --> 01:36:33,122
I said, "I know what I waited,
not a boxer or the bag"
1458
01:36:33,372 --> 01:36:38,544
Oh, yeah, can you see them
1459
01:36:39,545 --> 01:36:41,672
Out on the porch?
1460
01:36:42,506 --> 01:36:47,052
Yeah, but they don't wave
1461
01:36:47,136 --> 01:36:53,851
I see them
round the front way, yeah
1462
01:36:53,934 --> 01:36:59,398
And I know and I know
I don't wanna stay
1463
01:37:00,608 --> 01:37:02,026
At all
1464
01:37:03,068 --> 01:37:06,030
I don't wanna stay
1465
01:37:09,992 --> 01:37:12,328
I don't wanna stay
1466
01:37:12,411 --> 01:37:15,831
I don't... Don't wanna... Oh...
1467
01:37:17,458 --> 01:37:18,751
Yeah
1468
01:37:25,132 --> 01:37:29,011
Ooh...
1469
01:37:32,181 --> 01:37:36,644
Oh...