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It was the nicest little whorehouse
someone has seen.
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It was a kilometer and a half outside the city,
so everyone could be satisfied.
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Sheriff Jack Roy Wallace picked it out
for Miss Wulla Jean in 1910,
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and she moved there with the girls from
above the hardware store in the main street.
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�, the little house l�
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On a green Texas plain
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Where the trees were so cooling
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Like fresh lemonade
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Light summer breeze
had a hint of perfume
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And a fan went around in each room
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Twenty fans went around, they went around
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Twenty fans circulated in each room
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Fevers burned, they burned
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And they had to have
a way to cool down
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Right from the beginning
was the little house something special,
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like a home away from home.
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Miss Wulla Jean sat a pianola
in the living room to help break the ice.
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A guy could ask a girl to dance
or she could ask him.
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And pretty soon
they got down to business.
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For two dollars.
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It wasn't long before it became one of
the most famous amusement houses in Texas.
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To such a large extent that the fellows
who came to visit during the First World War
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sent their sons there in World War 2.
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The hospitality and friendliness
never changed,
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like Miss Wulla Jeans
strict rules.
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She liked that the ladies, as she called them,
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treated the customers very well,
but never in an uneducated way.
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And she insisted that all the girls
checked that the gentleman had not dripped
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and washed him
with soap and warm water.
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Some of the fellows claimed that
that was the best part!
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It was only during the depression
that the little house had hard times.
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Miss Wulla Jean put in a jukebox
to speed up the shop.
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But it wasn't always easy in those days
� get cash.
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Just leave it in the bag,
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then I take it out the back
when we are done.
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For a while, according to the story,
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the girls began to accept feathers in exchange.
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One bird, one number.
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And then the place got its name.
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The chicken farm.
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Of course, if you grew up
somewhere in Texas,
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did you know early
that they were selling something out there,
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and it wasn't a feather.
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THE BEST LITTLE FUN HOUSE IN TEXAS
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Twenty fans went around,
they walked around
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Twenty fans circulated in each room
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Fever burned,
they burned
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And they had to have
a way to cool down
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Twenty fans buzzed,
they buzzed
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Twenty fans in total
in every room
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The customers came,
they came
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And they had to have
a way to cool down
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Come back everybody, you hear?
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For three generations, Kyllingfarmen ran
peaceful with his
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while the people of Gilbert went about their business.
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Until about seven years ago.
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I was an assistant at the time,
worked for Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd.
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You wanted me to remind you
on your agreement.
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It was right after I had lost
the barbecue chicken franchise,
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while Ed Earl had been sheriff since
old Jack Roy Wallace retired.
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Everybody liked Ed Earl, especially Ed Earl.
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He really knew his job,
and he had a great influence on me.
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Taught me everything I know.
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He liked running a quiet town
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with plenty of time for socializing
and coffee at Dulcie Mae's Caf�.
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N� and then there was a problem,
and we had some difficult ones.
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Like that time the mule
put on Miss Modene's car.
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He just folded his legs and sat down.
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She had a real tantrum,
but that didn't tip Ed Earl off his stick.
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He just walked over to the donkey
and gave a clear message.
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You understand,
Ed Earl always believed in speaking first.
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Controlled speech, he used to tell
me, could solve any problem.
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But he had a bit of a temper.
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Anyway, at the time he became sheriff,
Miss Wulla Jean passed away.
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She left the Chicken Farm to her
favorite prostitute, Mona Stangely,
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as seen on the little house
as a Texas institution
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and intended to keep it that way.
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It's just a little
insignificant country's place
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Is not much � see
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No drinking is allowed
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It's nice and calm for him
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As clear as can be
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It is only an insignificant, small,
old-fashioned country's place
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Nothing too clever
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Just lots of goodwill
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And maybe a little excitement
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But nothing obscene at the time
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Nothing obscene going on
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We get simple farmers,
local businessmen
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Congressmen from Austin,
young boys looking for sin
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We used to � f�
many drilling rig workers
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When the oil was high
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But the payday was a little rough
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Thank God the field was empty
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Keep your language nice, girls
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Keep the bedroom tidy
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And don't hang around the town's cafés
and say hello on the street
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Be careful what you say and do
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And you don't need any other tools
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For all the girls who live here
know my no-no rules
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Yes, all the girls who live here
knows Miss Mona's no-no rules
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- Ruby Rae, start them.
- You shouldn't roll over in bed
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It's that kind of thing
as fat, lazy pigs do
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- It doesn't make money. Beatrice?
- I will not tolerate
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That my phone is busy
with other people's affairs
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Eloise, dear?
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And show us no tattoos,
no hearts and flowers on the leather
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It is downright vulgar.
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Swain marks belong on cattle
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And it's not that
we sell at Miss Mona
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Have you got hold of it?
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I pay the food and the rent
and the bills
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You concentrate on
work duties
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Don't let your mouth
overload their abilities
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And we can get out of it with each other
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Dawn?
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All bad habits you bring,
get rid of them now
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I don't wear chewing gum,
it looks like a cow
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The person who takes sick leave
must be sure that she is ill
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And every time you hear the bell
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You must get here quickly
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When it comes to pimps
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Pimps are something you don't need
for � f� done their daily duties
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Are you listening?
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Keep those parasites and bloodsuckers
away from the roads
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I can use the firearm
and no messing with my girls
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And questions you have
about how I run this place
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Don't complain and sew behind my back
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Tell me face to face,
I am open-minded
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Say it all, give up and pack
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The door is that way
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She pays the food and the rent
and the bills
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We concentrate on
work duties
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Don't let their mouths
overload the abilities
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And we can get out of it with each other
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Mom, guys. It's good to see you.
Nice to greet you.
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Come over here.
I want you to meet my girls.
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Everything went well,
as it always did,
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to the famous football celebration.
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Some believe that it was then
the problems began.
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In �revis the winners had
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of the football match between
Texas Aggie/Texas U at Thanksgiving
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been rewarded with an evening
on the Chicken Farm
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of the graduate association.
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But in fact, that's how the real ones began
the problems about three days earlier.
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I can't tell you how happy we are
for your contribution.
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- Here is the receipt.
- Thank you, Rita.
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The kids will be so excited,
the mayor too�.
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The municipality will certainly
give you another plaque.
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I hope not.
I have a closet full of them now!
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Hello, Dulcie Mae.
You know Miss Mona.
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Yes, of course!
We have met. Morning.
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- Good morning.
- Isn't it wonderful?
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Miss Mona has just fulfilled her goal
for the junior team's fundraising.
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�, so good!
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On behalf of my son and
his teammates, I thank you.
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Tell them I will be well rewarded
when they win the championship next year.
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- Have a good time, Rita.
- Sorry the sheriff wasn't here.
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Went to Meritsville.
Will be gone for the whole afternoon.
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Greet him from me.
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- The hatred.
- The hatred.
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The hate.
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- Hello, Miss Mona.
- How's it going, Fred?
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- Nice to see you.
- Will you look after my place in the evening?
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The sheriff is very careful
on the security there.
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Well, one night soon you will come by.
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My girls would love to show you
some gratitude.
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Come on, Miss Mona!
You know I'm a married man.
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Fred, don't you believe the cows
appreciates free time
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when the bull moves to another pasture?
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- See you later, Miss Mona.
- Okay. The hate.
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- Damn!
- What's the matter?
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- You are already in bed.
- S�?
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I have told you a hundred times - � see
getting undressed is the best part.
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The best part?
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Well, maybe not the best part,
but among the two best.
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Would I have disappointed my boyfriend?
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- I'm glad I was late.
- Me too�!
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Just manage your patience.
I have a surprise for you.
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I was at the post office. I picked up
a package from Frederick's of Hollywood.
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Just something small and sexy
I thought you would like.
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Little? It doesn't look small to me.
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There are no beginner's needs,
but I think I can fill it out.
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- I don't think you have a problem there.
- I'll be back with more.
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Do you know, Mona,
I have known many women in my life.
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None of them have been seen
breathtaking to me as you are.
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Really? After all the cleaning
have we met at this meeting?
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I'll tell you something.
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One year with you is like
one minute of pure joy.
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It's the prettiest thing
someone has told me.
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I know that.
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Do you know, dear,
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you bring out the romantic in me.
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You did that quickly.
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I've had a lot of training
in getting in and out of my clothes.
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What do you think of the outfit?
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The deaf. Make me feel sexy!
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Well, you don't look that sexy.
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- I look like I always look.
- Exactly.
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That's the damn thing
the boxer shorts. I hate the sight of them.
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- I've worn boxer shorts in �revis!
- And you can see that.
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These are brand new.
I don't know what you are talking about.
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People tell me I'm sexy.
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it is you
but it's not those boxer shorts.
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But when I bought myself some
sexy things, I thought of you.
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They have a his-and-hers department,
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and I thought
you might be able to try it.
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What is it? A Japanese slingshot?
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No, it's jockey shorts
with small self-locker on the side.
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"Small" is the key word here.
They are very small.
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A guy can hurt himself on them.
I don't think so, thanks.
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I paid $20 for these, plus
postage, and I want you to put them on�.
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- Did you pay $20 for these?
- Yes!
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Well, you were fooled.
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- Come on, Ed Earl!
- No!
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If they look half as good as
I think you just have them on for a second.
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Maybe less.
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- They are ridiculous.
- They are sexy.
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No, no, no!
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Right! I get dressed and go home.
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Right!
I go to the bathroom and... put these on.
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It's like putting two bowling balls
in a marble bag.
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Brag, brag, brag.
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- I saw Dulcie Mae in town today.
- �, yes?
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I expect you to go there
at thanksgiving dinner.
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- Don't I always do?
- You get to check that turkey of hers,
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because there is a hook in there that should
drag yourself to the wedding chapel.
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Never.
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I don't believe in marriage.
It shares a relationship.
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Agree with you, Ed Earl.
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- Ready?
- I'm always ready.
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Well, shingles! Is that all?
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- What do you think?
- I didn't get to see them!
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That's all you get to see,
for I shall not scatter about.
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- Come on, Ed Earl.
- No!
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- For me.
- No.
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- A tiny peek?
- What are you doing?
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That's what the little self-locks are for.
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- Works, doesn't it?
- As easy as that.
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Come here and give me a kiss.
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Gotta brush my teeth.
242
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,273
You know how I am with my soul.
243
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:41,283
I like many things, but the afternoons
with you comes �worst on� the list.
244
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,036
Yes? Well, sing it to me, dear.
245
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,332
I like nice, decorated things
246
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,001
High heels and diamond rings
247
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,295
Ragtime band and western swing
248
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:55,464
And sneak around with you
249
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,258
Well, I like beer and rodeo
250
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,594
Crime books and dominoes
251
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:04,723
Football games and Cheerio
and sneak around with you
252
00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:07,392
Sneak around with you
253
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,853
Take a round or two
254
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,231
Do as lovers do
255
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:15,275
When they sneak around
256
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,444
I like a lot of money in my hands
257
00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:20,072
And rude jokes
about the door salesmen
258
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:23,826
I like things I understand
who sneaks around with you
259
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,954
You know, I like pleasure
without conditions
260
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,081
Friendship that never changes
261
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:31,416
And � laugh at funny events
262
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,418
And sneak around with you
263
00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:56,859
I like drive-in movie theaters
264
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,194
Kiss long and love slowly
265
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:03,156
The secret places lovers do
when they sneak around
266
00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:06,076
I like the crazy things we try
267
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:08,453
And the sexy things we fantasize about
268
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,747
Just pinch
in the middle of the day
269
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,583
And sneak around with you
270
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,085
Sneak around with you
271
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:17,546
Keep everything brand new
272
00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,840
Get the best of you
273
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,301
When we sneak around
274
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,636
Sneaking us around, that's all
275
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,889
I am the one who decides
276
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:29,474
See it go up and down
277
00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:31,894
For lovers who sneak around
278
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,906
Sheriff?
279
00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:51,246
Peace.
280
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,087
Stay there.
281
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:03,008
Don't go. Will be right back.
282
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:17,064
- This should be important.
- I think it is.
283
00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:20,108
I saw your car and thought
the phone was out of order because…
284
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:22,277
Why do you have it?
285
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,488
- Taking a shower.
- �, really?
286
00:23:24,655 --> 00:23:27,950
I shower in the morning.
I read in Reader's Digest...
287
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:31,537
I'm not interested! What do you want?
288
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:35,749
The mayor wants to talk to you.
Rita has tried to get hold of you everywhere.
289
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:38,585
- He wants a meeting right away.
- Can't it wait?
290
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:41,463
Do you mean after the shower?
291
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:45,008
Go to the radio.
Say I'll come when I come.
292
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:48,011
Nothing can be so important
that it cannot wait.
293
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,013
All right, Sheriff.
294
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,391
Nice guy, but stupid.
295
00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:45,194
Isn't that strange? Miss Mona was
at the back and knocked on the back door.
296
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,780
She was in a hurry,
but come by to � give you this one.
297
00:24:52,451 --> 00:24:54,912
It's a Japanese slingshot.
298
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,042
Well, look at that! Finally!
299
00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:02,252
OK, Rufus. What is wrong?
300
00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:07,007
Something with serious impact
on the health of this city! Tell him, CJ!
301
00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:10,552
I have a friend who works
on a television station in Houston.
302
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:15,891
He tipped me off that Melvin P Thorpe
plans to reveal the Chicken Farm.
303
00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:18,268
- Who?
- Melvin P Thorpe.
304
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:22,397
He is the smart consumer advocate.
Have a report on the evening news.
305
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:27,402
He has a new show once a week:
The watchdog. It's tonight.
306
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:30,864
The chicken farm on TV.
Come on guys.
307
00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:35,244
- Television is a family medium.
- He is sensationalist.
308
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:40,290
He comes every time a consumer
complaints. He is a danger to business.
309
00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:44,962
He's the guy who got the peanuts
back in the chocolate.
310
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:49,258
He got the producers off
Peanut Delight for indoor use
311
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:54,304
that they put less peanuts in than
they say. He made them change.
312
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:57,516
- Sounds like a difficult customer.
- He has great influence.
313
00:25:57,683 --> 00:25:59,935
If he takes cameras
to the Chicken Farm...
314
00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:03,313
Come on, Rufus!
I'll call around a bit.
315
00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:07,734
I have some leverage
in this state itself.
316
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,490
There is no point in it
� talk to me about it, sheriff.
317
00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:17,077
Melvin P Thorpe is now the biggest
attraction on this channel.
318
00:26:17,244 --> 00:26:21,331
High viewership. Lots of letters.
He doesn't listen to anyone.
319
00:26:21,999 --> 00:26:26,253
He wants to start broadcasting nationally!
Will be a watchdog for the entire United States.
320
00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:30,424
Would love to help, but like you
don't want to mess with the Chicken Farm,
321
00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:33,051
I don't want to annoy this guy.
322
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:36,388
Here in Houston he has stayed
a proper Texas attraction.
323
00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,515
Wait a minute, Ed Earl.
324
00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:42,561
You should tread carefully here.
The TV guys can be very powerful.
325
00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:45,230
And very useful, if you understand.
326
00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:47,399
Senator, vote.
327
00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:51,486
Excuse me, Ed Earl. I have to go.
There's that bilingual nonsense again.
328
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:56,283
Let me give you a piece of advice
from one elected official to another.
329
00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:58,869
Be careful with the television.
330
00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:07,336
What is happening? This one
Thorpe has brought the whole state into disrepute.
331
00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:10,172
This is serious, Ed Earl.
You must do something.
332
00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:12,549
I will.
333
00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:15,886
Fred, I want you to
hold the redoubt for a while.
334
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:17,304
- Me?
- Yes, you.
335
00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:19,431
- Where are you going?
- To Houston.
336
00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:23,018
I'll take off
the little bugger himself.
337
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:44,581
- Here.
- Thank you.
338
00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:48,252
Come in.
339
00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:54,299
- Mr. Thorpe?
- I know you.
340
00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:57,302
- Do you?
- Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd.
341
00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:59,888
They said you were here. Come in.
342
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:04,935
I hope I am not interrupting anything.
343
00:28:05,102 --> 00:28:08,939
�, be so kind! It is my pleasure,
my �re. What brings you to Houston?
344
00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:11,942
Sit down. Anywhere.
345
00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:14,069
I'm going to get dressed. Sit down.
346
00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:18,073
I have to do my TV show,
and I'm a little late.
347
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,076
It's your show I want
talk to you about, Mr Thorpe.
348
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,911
- Melvin.
- Melvin.
349
00:28:23,078 --> 00:28:25,372
- Be so kind. Are you watching the show, Ed?
- Well...
350
00:28:25,539 --> 00:28:28,959
Last week was the best we've had.
351
00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:32,713
The city's planning manager
drove one of the city's cars...
352
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,090
Can you hold it for me?
353
00:28:35,257 --> 00:28:38,343
..when he was on holiday.
Caught him in the act.
354
00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:41,013
The poor fool.
Can you pull it up?
355
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:43,182
Just pull it up.
356
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:48,562
We got 30 percent. It affects p�
my features on the evening news.
357
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:52,065
Up, up, up.
They just love my little reportage.
358
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:57,571
- I hear you are very popular.
- The power of television,
359
00:28:57,738 --> 00:29:01,200
by public disclosure,
is so big that it scares me.
360
00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:05,913
I could get the mayor's
own children to throw stones at him.
361
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,624
Which show do you like best, Ed?
362
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:13,128
I believe so too
the nights in the chocolate.
363
00:29:13,295 --> 00:29:15,297
It's one of my favorites.
364
00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:18,509
Three score means 60,
as it says in the Bible.
365
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:21,470
So if it says "60 nights" on the paper,
366
00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:24,806
I want to see 60 nights on the inside.
367
00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:27,851
And I'm talking about whole nights.
Not in half nights
368
00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:30,437
or night bits or night flakes.
369
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,399
I'm talking about a whole night.
370
00:29:37,986 --> 00:29:39,488
I see it.
371
00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:42,199
Thank you that we still live in a society
372
00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:47,120
where everything is fraudulent or dishonest
does not tolerate daylight.
373
00:29:48,038 --> 00:29:50,415
- Sock.
- Excuse me?
374
00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:52,668
Sock. Thanks.
375
00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:58,590
Most companies
who use false advertising
376
00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:00,801
would just laugh at a $50 fine.
377
00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:06,181
But if you show up with a TV camera
and gives them some bad publicity
378
00:30:06,348 --> 00:30:10,936
they sharpen faster than
mesh can slip.
379
00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:19,903
That's the bad advertising I want
talk to you about. It can hurt people.
380
00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:23,115
For example, the report you make
about the Chicken Farm.
381
00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:25,534
That place is ancient.
382
00:30:25,701 --> 00:30:28,370
I reckon your grandfather
took your father there
383
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:31,039
to learn about the flowers and the bees.
384
00:30:32,457 --> 00:30:36,795
I'm from New Jersey.
I moved to Houston six years ago.
385
00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,299
Texas suits my style.
386
00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:48,056
Every schoolboy in the state knows about it.
Most politicians have slept there.
387
00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:53,103
The mayor and the people of my county
will keep things as they are.
388
00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:56,315
You know something, Sheriff.
It just hit me.
389
00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:59,484
- We are in the same profession.
- What is it?
390
00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:04,198
Enforcement of the law. I fight for
public rights, just like you.
391
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,783
Both are trying to protect the public.
392
00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:10,245
You the old way
and me on the new one.
393
00:31:11,288 --> 00:31:13,582
- The new one?
- Television.
394
00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:16,668
I am the electronic manhunter.
395
00:31:16,835 --> 00:31:18,837
I use a camera.
You use the firearm.
396
00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:24,051
Yes. Everyone would be happy
if you just dropped the whole thing.
397
00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:29,890
I mean, those ladies out there,
they fulfill a necessary function.
398
00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:33,060
- Right or wrong...
- Right or wrong doesn't interest me!
399
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:36,396
I am not a moral preacher.
I leave that to the preacher.
400
00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:42,611
I am happy. The mayor thought
you wanted some unnecessary advertising.
401
00:31:42,778 --> 00:31:46,406
Unnecessary advertising?
He is completely wrong about me!
402
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:50,118
I'm not one of those sensationalists
who only want to highlight themselves!
403
00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:51,745
Move.
404
00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:55,332
- What do you think?
- It's different.
405
00:31:55,499 --> 00:31:57,501
I designed it myself.
406
00:31:58,085 --> 00:32:02,422
No, tell the mayor that he
have nothing to fear from me in this respect.
407
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:08,262
- He will be happy to hear that.
- I am a lawyer. That is my interest.
408
00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:11,390
- 20 seconds.
- I'm ready!
409
00:32:11,557 --> 00:32:13,767
Friend Ed, I have to go.
410
00:32:14,852 --> 00:32:17,521
That's my tip. Come on!
411
00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:25,654
- I would like to interview you.
- I don't think I'm the type.
412
00:32:25,821 --> 00:32:28,490
Nonsense! You are what the audience wants to see.
413
00:32:28,657 --> 00:32:32,077
We'll discuss it after the show.
I want you to be my guest.
414
00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:35,706
This is the sponsor box.
Just settle in.
415
00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:38,834
Feel at home.
See you later, partner.
416
00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:41,003
He is out on a raid
417
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:44,381
Protects and checks as best he can
418
00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:48,802
The watchdog is a fighting man
419
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:54,349
The guard dog will throw
its ray of light around
420
00:32:55,017 --> 00:32:58,687
If someone doesn't stay on the mat
421
00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:01,190
Will the Watchdog's light shine
422
00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:03,442
Beam, beam, beam
423
00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:06,195
And now, the Watchdog in person.
424
00:33:06,361 --> 00:33:10,365
Texas' eyes and ears,
Melvin P Thorpe!
425
00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:19,291
Thank you fellow Texans,
and welcome to the Watchdog
426
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:22,669
with the Right Honorable, Melvin P Thorpe,
427
00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:26,715
who keeps an eye on what is happening
in this beautiful state of ours.
428
00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:30,511
This week's spotlight should be directed towards
a shameful situation
429
00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:34,890
which has been allowed to exist
for almost a hundred years.
430
00:33:35,057 --> 00:33:38,352
I'm talking about
The chicken farm, my friends.
431
00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:44,483
The owner of this seemingly innocent
the house is known only as Miss Mona.
432
00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:49,530
And the man who turns his back
to her illegal activities
433
00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:52,533
is Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd!
434
00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:55,786
Did I say "illegal"? Yes, I did!
435
00:33:56,829 --> 00:33:59,623
I know this is TV,
436
00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:03,085
so I will try to be
as tactful as I can!
437
00:34:03,377 --> 00:34:06,713
Listen, and may God forgive me!
438
00:34:07,798 --> 00:34:11,969
- Texas has a whorehouse
- Lord, have mercy on us
439
00:34:16,557 --> 00:34:20,435
I will reveal the facts
though it fills me with disgust
440
00:34:20,853 --> 00:34:25,858
Excuse the dirty, dark details
and lazy desire
441
00:34:29,444 --> 00:34:33,490
There's dancing in there,
they have become very good
442
00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:37,411
I questioned myself, no one denied it,
Now I get irritated
443
00:34:37,786 --> 00:34:41,748
Bodies lie close together,
arms and legs in disarray
444
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:46,962
And that the sheriff doesn't shut it down,
it is very strange
445
00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:54,011
Wicked, drunk,
brilliant, bulge cowboys
446
00:34:54,178 --> 00:34:58,015
Which mingles with the greenery,
narrow-mouthed, hard platinum blondes
447
00:34:58,182 --> 00:35:02,895
Not to forget types of man
never could have guessed would dare there
448
00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:07,774
And be depraved, easygoing and
unruly 140 kilometers from here
449
00:35:08,192 --> 00:35:10,986
And now, be yourself
Melvin P Thorpe singers.
450
00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:15,741
�, you big one, he's talking about us!
451
00:35:17,409 --> 00:35:19,036
Fine by me, mom.
452
00:35:20,037 --> 00:35:22,998
Doreen! Run and get my heart pills!
453
00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:27,294
- Loveless copulation takes place
- The fool!
454
00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:29,546
And it must end
455
00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:34,218
- Loveless copulation
- Loveless copulation?
456
00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:45,896
- The watchdog smells corruption...
- Can you believe it?
457
00:35:47,105 --> 00:35:50,275
Loveless copulation takes place
458
00:35:57,366 --> 00:36:00,244
Don't touch those buttons!
This is Melvin P Thorpe
459
00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:05,499
which returns with new and revealing
information on this and other matters.
460
00:36:05,666 --> 00:36:07,960
The watchdog never sleeps!
461
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:13,257
And it must end!
The guard dog will take you
462
00:36:13,674 --> 00:36:15,509
Will shine its light on you
463
00:36:15,676 --> 00:36:18,804
The watchdog will take you,
will shine its light on you
464
00:36:26,728 --> 00:36:30,315
Heck! That man is crazier
than a sow in a peach orchard.
465
00:36:30,899 --> 00:36:32,943
Advertise it directly on TV.
466
00:36:33,110 --> 00:36:36,238
- That's what you say.
- Everyone talks about it.
467
00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:39,658
Not that it's big news
for someone over three months old.
468
00:36:39,825 --> 00:36:43,745
But they heard it in their living rooms.
Sung. Sung to music.
469
00:36:44,288 --> 00:36:47,040
And he actually said
my name on the telly?
470
00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:50,627
Worse than that.
That bastard said my thing!
471
00:36:50,878 --> 00:36:53,130
As long as I can remember
472
00:36:53,297 --> 00:36:56,633
have people attacked me
for one reason or another.
473
00:36:57,467 --> 00:37:00,137
But we will overcome this.
I'm not worried.
474
00:37:00,304 --> 00:37:02,681
Do you know why?
Because I have faith in you.
475
00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:05,642
Because you are my protector.
476
00:37:09,938 --> 00:37:12,441
Do you know he uses
a sock in his underwear?
477
00:37:12,608 --> 00:37:13,567
A sock?
478
00:37:13,734 --> 00:37:17,154
Yes. Rolled up like a towel.
479
00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:22,784
I bet he runs for office.
It is typical of those fanatics.
480
00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:26,788
They appear every few months
space. Confusing crime with sin.
481
00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:32,127
People get tired of hearing about it and
soon it will just be over.
482
00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:36,089
- You're probably right.
- Haven't I always?
483
00:37:37,591 --> 00:37:39,510
You know what I was thinking?
484
00:37:39,676 --> 00:37:44,515
How much I miss those things
we used to do, like go up to the sea.
485
00:37:44,681 --> 00:37:49,144
Wouldn't it be fun to go there,
bring some beers and just get drunk?
486
00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:53,190
It's the best idea you've ever had
throughout the year. When are we going to do it?
487
00:37:53,357 --> 00:37:56,735
- I would like to do it tonight.
- Me too.
488
00:38:00,989 --> 00:38:02,950
I wonder who it is.
489
00:38:08,956 --> 00:38:10,499
- Hello, Fred.
- Mother, girls!
490
00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:13,544
- How does it stand?
- Good...
491
00:38:19,550 --> 00:38:21,635
- Hey, sheriff.
- This should be important.
492
00:38:21,802 --> 00:38:25,806
The one Melvin P Thorpe sets up
His TV show in front of the courthouse!
493
00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:27,558
- In front of...
- The courthouse!
494
00:38:27,724 --> 00:38:29,852
He will be filming for the news.
495
00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:33,856
He has a whole range of
TV cameramen. I think you should come.
496
00:38:34,022 --> 00:38:35,440
- In front of my...
- Office!
497
00:38:35,607 --> 00:38:37,818
- Shit...
- Sack.
498
00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:44,575
- I don't believe that fool!
- He has even brought the singers along.
499
00:38:44,741 --> 00:38:46,785
Wait until I get hold of him.
500
00:38:48,495 --> 00:38:51,081
- Go get him, Sheriff!
- Come on, Fred!
501
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,921
Ed Earl, don't go and do anything
stupid you will regret it!
502
00:38:58,088 --> 00:39:00,674
- Control your temper.
- Everything must go well.
503
00:39:00,841 --> 00:39:03,552
Leave the little shit to me.
504
00:39:21,195 --> 00:39:25,115
Morn again, neighbors. Melvin P Thorpe,
The guard dog in person,
505
00:39:25,282 --> 00:39:29,495
puts a spotlight on Gilbert,
the small town with the big shame.
506
00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:32,789
Who is that guy in weird pants?
507
00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:35,834
I don't know, but it's too late
ready for carnival.
508
00:39:36,001 --> 00:39:38,045
One of those TV people, it seems.
509
00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:42,549
We are here at the Lanville Courthouse
to prevent local residents
510
00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:45,511
what they think about
the notorious brothel
511
00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:48,847
which is run perfectly fine
in their American hometown.
512
00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:51,767
Cut! All right, come with me, guys.
513
00:39:51,934 --> 00:39:56,271
And when I start the music, I want that
you Dogettes start with me, lively!
514
00:39:56,939 --> 00:40:00,609
Good people of Gilbert,
can i have your attention
515
00:40:00,776 --> 00:40:04,112
I would like to talk to you
about a very important issue.
516
00:40:04,279 --> 00:40:06,281
Let's hear it, Melvin! Tell us.
517
00:40:06,448 --> 00:40:11,578
I am talking to you about nothing less
than their moral health!
518
00:40:11,745 --> 00:40:15,374
I'm talking to you about
public blindness,
519
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:19,461
public corruption,
public disgrace.
520
00:40:19,628 --> 00:40:22,172
- He is really upset.
- Yes.
521
00:40:22,339 --> 00:40:27,094
I'm waiting for Ed Earl to arrive.
He's coming to � Christmas up the guy.
522
00:40:31,807 --> 00:40:35,561
It's no secret.
You know what's going on in this town.
523
00:40:35,936 --> 00:40:38,605
And what happens is evil,
524
00:40:38,772 --> 00:40:43,527
immoral, shameful and illegal!
525
00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:46,363
Get started.
Texas has a whorehouse
526
00:40:46,530 --> 00:40:48,490
Lord, have mercy on us
527
00:40:48,657 --> 00:40:52,536
- Texas has a whorehouse
- Lord, have mercy on us
528
00:40:52,828 --> 00:40:56,707
Sin abounds
that before Rome fell
529
00:40:57,207 --> 00:40:59,877
Some allow you-know-what
530
00:41:00,711 --> 00:41:03,797
- And it must end
- Loveless copulation
531
00:41:03,964 --> 00:41:06,091
Stop that copulation
532
00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:25,986
N�, sheriff, sheriff.
Keep control over yourself.
533
00:41:26,153 --> 00:41:29,323
- Don't go bust!
- Stop whining, Rufus.
534
00:41:31,825 --> 00:41:34,536
Well, if it's not the man himself.
535
00:41:34,703 --> 00:41:37,372
Will you give me
an interview now, sheriff?
536
00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:40,751
I'll give you 30 seconds,
you conceited fart.
537
00:41:40,918 --> 00:41:43,295
Get you and your choir out of town!
538
00:41:43,462 --> 00:41:47,049
Get those cameras and shit
away from the street. You are blocking traffic!
539
00:41:47,216 --> 00:41:51,094
The only traffic we block
is the one on the way out to the Chicken farm.
540
00:41:51,261 --> 00:41:53,347
Right, sheriff?
541
00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:57,142
Little fat slob,
so far you have received two fines:
542
00:41:57,309 --> 00:42:00,729
for acting without permission,
the other for insulting me.
543
00:42:00,896 --> 00:42:04,191
Get that circus out of town,
or I'll read you in soon
544
00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:07,027
- that your corset breaks!
- �, yes?
545
00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:12,115
We are within the law. As a newsman
Am I protected by the law?
546
00:42:12,825 --> 00:42:17,663
F� with this. The public has a right to know
what is going on out there
547
00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:20,165
and what kind of payment you receive
548
00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:23,210
to � protect
the notorious brothel.
549
00:42:37,516 --> 00:42:41,812
First of all
are you located in Lanville county,
550
00:42:41,979 --> 00:42:46,942
which is around 150 kilometers
west of that dirty place called Houston.
551
00:42:47,109 --> 00:42:50,654
So� I can't see that it's your business
what's going on out here.
552
00:42:50,821 --> 00:42:52,531
�, yes?
553
00:42:52,698 --> 00:42:54,241
Be so kind...
554
00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:55,576
Number two.
555
00:42:55,742 --> 00:42:58,620
You are not the law around here and I am.
556
00:42:58,787 --> 00:43:01,456
So don't tell me what my job is
557
00:43:01,623 --> 00:43:05,377
otherwise I'll ride your ass again
it looks like the stripes on a barber's sign.
558
00:43:05,544 --> 00:43:08,213
- Take him, Sheriff.
- He is wrong, but he is ours!
559
00:43:08,338 --> 00:43:09,464
Number three.
560
00:43:09,631 --> 00:43:14,303
No sawed off little dick shall
accuse me of accepting bribes,
561
00:43:14,469 --> 00:43:16,847
for I am the law
in this damned county.
562
00:43:17,014 --> 00:43:20,726
So listen carefully,
you over-padded television shit!
563
00:43:20,893 --> 00:43:25,189
If I see you or any of the bastards
who works for you in my city again,
564
00:43:25,355 --> 00:43:29,943
shall I beat you so flat
that you have to roll your socks off to shit!
565
00:43:30,903 --> 00:43:33,614
- That shows him, Sheriff!
- You big one!
566
00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:38,243
So get out of here, you damned thing
wig-wearing, city-dwelling bastard!
567
00:43:54,301 --> 00:43:56,303
Speed up, you fool!
568
00:43:58,347 --> 00:44:00,390
Pick up the pace! Come on!
569
00:44:00,557 --> 00:44:02,643
Get out of here!
570
00:44:06,355 --> 00:44:10,818
I'll take you for this.
Shit! You have to pay for this.
571
00:44:10,984 --> 00:44:14,238
You're in trouble, Sheriff!
You are in big trouble!
572
00:44:15,781 --> 00:44:17,407
Morn so� long, partner.
573
00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:47,688
You really sent him out in a hurry.
I was so proud of you!
574
00:44:47,855 --> 00:44:49,857
- Did I?
- Yes.
575
00:44:54,611 --> 00:44:57,030
Look at the stars.
576
00:44:58,157 --> 00:45:00,993
There is nothing
prettier than a Texas sky.
577
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,287
It is true.
578
00:45:05,539 --> 00:45:08,041
See! Did you see that shooting star?
579
00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:11,378
- It could have been a spaceship.
- Yes.
580
00:45:11,545 --> 00:45:14,214
- Do you believe in spaceships?
- Sure.
581
00:45:14,339 --> 00:45:19,970
I saw a picture once. Those types
which is supposed to be from up there.
582
00:45:20,637 --> 00:45:25,809
Small types, bald. Little feet,
small hands, no spinning basses.
583
00:45:26,602 --> 00:45:28,812
No spinning pools?
584
00:45:29,563 --> 00:45:31,982
Well, I'm not interested.
585
00:45:33,275 --> 00:45:35,694
I don't think my girls will be either.
586
00:45:36,945 --> 00:45:39,907
When I was little
I imagined that a flying saucer
587
00:45:40,073 --> 00:45:43,911
swept down and picked me up
and took me up to heaven.
588
00:45:44,077 --> 00:45:46,330
Like the angels.
589
00:45:47,289 --> 00:45:50,375
"And I saw, and behold,
a stormy wind came from the north."
590
00:45:50,542 --> 00:45:54,963
“And in the midst of it, something appeared
which resembled four living beings."
591
00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:56,548
What are you talking about?
592
00:45:56,715 --> 00:46:00,093
That's what the Bible says
about spaceships in Ezekiel.
593
00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:02,721
- Don't you know anything about the Bible?
- Yes!
594
00:46:02,888 --> 00:46:05,807
I just don't know
about some Zekiel in the Bible.
595
00:46:05,974 --> 00:46:09,478
I knew a Zekiel Peebles
in tenth grade.
596
00:46:10,812 --> 00:46:12,815
Think I broke his jaw.
597
00:46:14,024 --> 00:46:19,363
- That was very Christian of you.
- Most of my family were Baptists.
598
00:46:19,530 --> 00:46:23,617
I never stayed in a family long enough
to become something definite.
599
00:46:23,784 --> 00:46:26,453
But I read the Bible.
I believe in Jesus.
600
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,290
I think Jesus was a very good man.
601
00:46:31,166 --> 00:46:33,377
And he was a heck of a talker.
602
00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:37,297
Yes. I knew a woman once
who had a vision of Jesus.
603
00:46:37,464 --> 00:46:41,593
He entered her house,
sat down at the foot of the bed.
604
00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:44,888
Don't know what I would do
if it happened to me.
605
00:46:45,055 --> 00:46:50,435
I'll tell you something. If Jesus comes
to your house, all hell breaks loose.
606
00:46:52,229 --> 00:46:54,231
You have a point there.
607
00:46:54,398 --> 00:46:57,860
But Jesus was very courageous
Mary Magdalene, the fallen woman.
608
00:46:58,026 --> 00:47:00,362
He was always very social.
609
00:47:00,529 --> 00:47:04,408
He went to a big wedding once,
and they ran out of wine.
610
00:47:04,575 --> 00:47:07,411
Do you know what he did?
Turned the water into wine.
611
00:47:07,578 --> 00:47:10,539
There is a man who
can hold a party.
612
00:47:10,706 --> 00:47:12,749
Don't be wicked.
613
00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:16,587
I'm not that. He forgives me.
614
00:47:17,504 --> 00:47:20,340
- He knows I was joking.
- I know he forgives you.
615
00:47:20,507 --> 00:47:24,052
It is strange how God can forgive you
and people can't.
616
00:47:24,219 --> 00:47:29,433
- Why that?
- Because people are not that God-fearing.
617
00:47:31,101 --> 00:47:33,604
I know that.
618
00:47:51,538 --> 00:47:53,540
What is it?
619
00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:59,338
Melvin P Thorpe is a miserable piece of shit.
620
00:48:05,385 --> 00:48:08,597
Do you think he will stand for election?
621
00:48:08,764 --> 00:48:10,766
Why?
622
00:48:12,643 --> 00:48:14,728
I have not told this to anyone.
623
00:48:17,689 --> 00:48:21,068
I thought about
� stand for election one day.
624
00:48:21,235 --> 00:48:24,112
- Do you mean it?
- Yes.
625
00:48:25,155 --> 00:48:28,867
They say that an honest man does not
can be elected in this country any longer.
626
00:48:29,034 --> 00:48:31,703
But I don't believe in that.
627
00:48:31,870 --> 00:48:34,665
This is a good country.
628
00:48:34,832 --> 00:48:36,750
I think I can win.
629
00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:39,878
You have my vote.
Maybe I will go ahead and register.
630
00:48:40,838 --> 00:48:44,132
I didn't know
that you had such big dreams.
631
00:48:44,299 --> 00:48:47,052
- People really like you.
- They like you too.
632
00:48:47,219 --> 00:48:48,929
- Really?
- Sure.
633
00:48:49,096 --> 00:48:52,266
Just ask anyone in town.
Like "What do you think of Miss Mona?"
634
00:48:52,432 --> 00:48:55,018
They say "She is a good woman."
635
00:48:55,185 --> 00:48:57,437
"Good, friendly and kind."
636
00:48:59,064 --> 00:49:02,484
I always thought
that if you see someone without a smile,
637
00:49:02,651 --> 00:49:04,987
- give them yours.
- I like it.
638
00:49:06,738 --> 00:49:09,074
I like it.
639
00:49:09,241 --> 00:49:11,910
I think I'll use that as a slogan.
640
00:49:12,578 --> 00:49:15,831
"If you see someone without a smile,
give them yours."
641
00:49:16,123 --> 00:49:18,125
I'll get it printed on a card.
642
00:49:18,292 --> 00:49:20,961
You're kidding me, you brat.
643
00:49:22,004 --> 00:49:24,339
I had a dream once.
644
00:49:24,506 --> 00:49:25,674
Yes?
645
00:49:25,841 --> 00:49:28,969
- I'll tell you if you don't laugh.
- I won't laugh.
646
00:49:29,136 --> 00:49:32,181
I used to dream
about becoming a ballerina.
647
00:49:35,267 --> 00:49:37,519
I'm not telling you anything.
648
00:49:37,686 --> 00:49:41,315
- Well, ballerina?
- Yes, ballerina!
649
00:49:44,193 --> 00:49:48,906
I think it's fantastic. You can
still be a ballerina if you want.
650
00:49:49,072 --> 00:49:51,241
- Don't be stupid!
- Yes, you could!
651
00:49:51,408 --> 00:49:53,869
Start exercising.
Just start jumping up and down.
652
00:49:54,036 --> 00:49:56,997
I? Jump up and down?
Wanted to get blue eyes on both eyes.
653
00:49:58,123 --> 00:50:00,125
I couldn't n�. I'm too overweight.
654
00:50:00,292 --> 00:50:05,422
I have enough trouble balancing
these matters now, without giving up.
655
00:50:12,304 --> 00:50:14,848
- Do you know something?
- What?
656
00:50:15,015 --> 00:50:18,810
You know I don't see anyone
other than you anymore.
657
00:50:19,978 --> 00:50:22,815
You can't say the same, can you?
658
00:50:26,109 --> 00:50:30,906
I have not been in bed with
a different woman than you for three years.
659
00:50:31,073 --> 00:50:33,283
You didn't know that?
660
00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:36,370
No, I didn't know that.
661
00:50:38,497 --> 00:50:41,416
Nothing better
when you have had the best.
662
00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:44,169
- I like it.
- I thought you would.
663
00:50:44,336 --> 00:50:48,674
If I were to run for office,
Do you think I could write it on the card?
664
00:51:04,857 --> 00:51:09,194
Next, Melvin P Thorpe continues
his unveiling of the Chicken Farm
665
00:51:09,361 --> 00:51:12,531
with a violent demonstration
on the town square in Gilbert.
666
00:51:12,698 --> 00:51:14,908
Great God of Goldsborough!
667
00:51:21,331 --> 00:51:23,709
Yes?
668
00:51:24,251 --> 00:51:26,670
Ed Earl, you need to turn on channel four.
669
00:51:27,421 --> 00:51:30,340
That Melvin P Thorpe idiot
have you on TV again.
670
00:51:30,507 --> 00:51:32,593
I don't give a damn about it!
671
00:51:32,759 --> 00:51:35,470
It's okay to take that attitude...
672
00:51:35,637 --> 00:51:37,347
Drive.
673
00:51:37,514 --> 00:51:40,893
Put on the television. Channel four.
674
00:51:41,059 --> 00:51:44,980
The Melvin P Thorpe
is out babbling again.
675
00:51:45,147 --> 00:51:47,608
What could be so damned important?
676
00:51:47,774 --> 00:51:52,070
Calm down!
It can't be that bad.
677
00:51:52,654 --> 00:51:56,450
What happened to me personally
is not important.
678
00:51:56,617 --> 00:51:59,953
Is that the kind of man we want
should lead the enforcers of the law?
679
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:05,876
Is it that kind of rude example
we want to put innocent children in front of us?
680
00:52:06,043 --> 00:52:07,211
Run the movie.
681
00:52:07,377 --> 00:52:08,754
Number three.
682
00:52:08,921 --> 00:52:13,091
No said little **** shall
accuse me of accepting bribes,
683
00:52:13,258 --> 00:52:15,260
for I am the law in this **** county!
684
00:52:15,427 --> 00:52:19,056
So listen carefully, your...
685
00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:22,476
if I see you
or some of the **** in my town again,
686
00:52:22,643 --> 00:52:25,479
shall I beat you so flat that you must...
687
00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:35,072
Ed Earl, that man
has made you look like an idiot.
688
00:52:39,243 --> 00:52:43,413
I have heard from preachers, deacons
and the presidents of two garden associations!
689
00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:44,832
Thank you for calling.
690
00:52:44,998 --> 00:52:48,418
The phones have been ringing all morning.
Sheriff's Office.
691
00:52:48,585 --> 00:52:53,298
I don't know why I'm mayor
in this dump anyway!
692
00:52:53,882 --> 00:52:57,135
- What is holding him back?
- He's coming.
693
00:52:57,302 --> 00:53:01,223
- He has to take care of that!
- My wife couldn't believe what she saw.
694
00:53:01,390 --> 00:53:06,520
They blinked, but she read their lips
on each "hell", "damned" and "crap".
695
00:53:08,313 --> 00:53:12,234
There are some who are trying to get it right
a request to close the Chicken Farm.
696
00:53:12,401 --> 00:53:15,112
All we wanted was to hush it up.
697
00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:19,491
Well, thanks to Ed Earl, it is
the biggest thing on the air since GONG SHOW.
698
00:53:19,658 --> 00:53:21,910
I'll say you called.
Morn, sheriff.
699
00:53:22,077 --> 00:53:23,954
- Mom, Rita.
- Here are your phones.
700
00:53:24,121 --> 00:53:26,582
- Guess you're waiting for me.
- You can count on that!
701
00:53:26,748 --> 00:53:28,917
You have no idea what you have caused!
702
00:53:29,084 --> 00:53:32,838
Damn it, Ed Earl!
If not you are an arch idiot!
703
00:53:33,005 --> 00:53:37,092
You may be right. I have over a dozen
messages here from enraged citizens
704
00:53:37,259 --> 00:53:39,928
which tells me that
we have a brothel in lanville county.
705
00:53:40,095 --> 00:53:42,514
Only been here for about 150 years.
706
00:53:42,681 --> 00:53:45,559
Ed Earl, you can set up speed traps
to take the tourists.
707
00:53:45,726 --> 00:53:49,605
You can see the other way now
a youth raps a car for smoking.
708
00:53:49,771 --> 00:53:51,857
You can let Miss Mona run her place!
709
00:53:52,024 --> 00:53:55,944
But there is one thing you cannot do:
broadcast street talk on TV.
710
00:53:56,111 --> 00:54:00,282
- I didn't know they were filming.
- What were the cameras there for?
711
00:54:00,449 --> 00:54:03,410
Damn you, CJ! You pious shit preacher.
712
00:54:04,244 --> 00:54:07,080
I don't have a tenth as much
trouble from Miss Mona
713
00:54:07,247 --> 00:54:11,126
which I have from one of yours
men's team in the legion�r hall.
714
00:54:11,293 --> 00:54:13,670
- It's not fair.
- There is one thing to do.
715
00:54:13,837 --> 00:54:16,632
Shut the place down for all of us
go downstairs and home.
716
00:54:16,798 --> 00:54:18,175
Close it!
717
00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:21,845
She was good for so long
she made a contribution to the municipality,
718
00:54:22,012 --> 00:54:25,182
but at that moment she experienced adversity
will you run your way.
719
00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:28,227
Run away from her like rats
from a fiery lion!
720
00:54:28,393 --> 00:54:32,105
That's right, Ed Earl.
Who will put out that fire?
721
00:54:32,272 --> 00:54:35,567
If you don't want to shut her down,
tell her to lie low!
722
00:54:35,734 --> 00:54:38,570
Yes. Only until the worst is over.
723
00:54:38,737 --> 00:54:41,281
Give it two months.
What is two months?
724
00:54:41,448 --> 00:54:44,284
No one tells me
how to do my job!
725
00:54:44,451 --> 00:54:46,453
And no one gives me advice!
726
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:50,707
I do things my own way.
I will decide for myself!
727
00:54:51,917 --> 00:54:53,919
Two months.
What is two months?
728
00:54:54,086 --> 00:54:56,630
Close for two months!
729
00:54:56,797 --> 00:55:00,217
That's a lot � ask someone, Ed Earl.
730
00:55:00,384 --> 00:55:04,513
And there are a lot of expenses to pay
when no money comes in.
731
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:08,016
- What should I tell my girls?
- Maybe it won't be two months.
732
00:55:08,183 --> 00:55:12,604
The holiday starts soon. Maybe all of it
will be over in a week or two...
733
00:55:12,771 --> 00:55:17,317
I warned you against it yesterday
� lose your temper and get carried away.
734
00:55:17,484 --> 00:55:22,281
- Yesterday you were proud of me.
- Yesterday I wasn't on the news!
735
00:55:22,865 --> 00:55:26,076
I had no idea that shit
would make me look like an idiot.
736
00:55:26,243 --> 00:55:30,581
I don't know anything about that electronics nonsense!
How would I have dealt with it?
737
00:55:30,747 --> 00:55:34,334
That's your job, Ed Earl.
Isn't that what they pay you for?
738
00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:37,880
I know my job!
Don't tell me what my job is!
739
00:55:38,046 --> 00:55:40,883
I can shut this place down in a heartbeat!
740
00:55:41,049 --> 00:55:45,679
All I ask is a little cooperation
so I can read a difficult situation
741
00:55:45,846 --> 00:55:50,684
- with as little trouble as possible!
- OK, OK! I'm going to close the place.
742
00:55:51,393 --> 00:55:54,605
- Do you want to?
- What do you want? A written contract?
743
00:55:55,772 --> 00:55:59,193
- Do you promise?
- I give you my word.
744
00:56:03,947 --> 00:56:07,117
Sorry, Mona, for the whole situation.
745
00:56:07,284 --> 00:56:09,495
Don't feel sorry for me.
746
00:56:10,162 --> 00:56:13,874
I started poor
and worked my way up to excrement.
747
00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:21,590
I know that what I pray for will manifest
� be the best for both of us.
748
00:56:21,757 --> 00:56:24,176
Just trust me.
749
00:56:26,929 --> 00:56:29,223
You know what pisses me off?
750
00:56:29,389 --> 00:56:32,434
- What?
- A flame around one meter high.
751
00:56:33,727 --> 00:56:37,231
Of course I trust you,
big cowboys. Don't I always?
752
00:56:38,899 --> 00:56:41,401
No reason to stop now.
753
00:56:42,653 --> 00:56:44,530
Now get out of here.
754
00:56:44,696 --> 00:56:48,742
Everything should go well.
Don't worry about anything.
755
00:56:48,909 --> 00:56:51,578
Everything should go smoother than cat litter
756
00:56:51,745 --> 00:56:54,164
on linoleum floors.
757
00:56:59,378 --> 00:57:03,715
Well, it's not the famous one
cursing the sheriff of Lanville county.
758
00:57:03,882 --> 00:57:06,718
- How's it going, Sheriff?
- Good. What about you, Porky?
759
00:57:06,885 --> 00:57:10,681
�, Sheriff! It has been going well all week.
I have lost three kilos.
760
00:57:10,848 --> 00:57:14,184
�, yes? Well, don't take anything away from those cheeks.
761
00:57:14,351 --> 00:57:16,603
�, give you.
762
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,860
Jewel, I promised the sheriff
763
00:57:23,026 --> 00:57:25,445
that we will close for two months.
764
00:57:25,612 --> 00:57:28,073
What? How can you promise that?
765
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:32,578
How about the football match celebration
tomorrow night?
766
00:57:32,744 --> 00:57:36,081
- I had forgotten.
- It's the Thanksgiving match.
767
00:57:36,248 --> 00:57:38,917
- It's really special.
- I know it!
768
00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:41,545
I don't know what to do now.
I promised.
769
00:57:41,712 --> 00:57:46,133
Do you think if we close the doors and only
Proceed as planned, that it is in order?
770
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:50,804
I am sure of that. That party
is a bigger tradition than the match.
771
00:57:58,729 --> 00:58:01,690
More than 65,000 in attendance
here at Kyle Field,
772
00:58:01,857 --> 00:58:04,526
and we have seen an incredible ball game.
773
00:58:04,651 --> 00:58:08,155
Texas A&M big favorites,
but we are tied 12-12.
774
00:58:08,322 --> 00:58:13,118
Aggies have the ball,
second down at eight. Time is running out.
775
00:58:13,285 --> 00:58:17,581
They test the middle of the Texas defense,
and again the attempt is stopped.
776
00:58:17,748 --> 00:58:20,250
University of Texas' Defense...
777
00:58:25,422 --> 00:58:30,010
Take the white. We'll see who wins,
and hangs orange or reddish-brown.
778
00:58:30,177 --> 00:58:32,179
Yes.
779
00:58:33,222 --> 00:58:36,517
- I don't want Aggie to win.
- What do you mean?
780
00:58:36,683 --> 00:58:41,688
They are some animals. Always driving and shouting
and jumps around saying "yee-ha".
781
00:58:41,855 --> 00:58:46,068
They must give everything one last time,
they have to throw now.
782
00:58:46,235 --> 00:58:49,613
Time is running out. Miller rolls to the right.
Passing! Scoring!
783
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,202
Heck! It requires a drink.
784
00:58:58,747 --> 00:59:00,624
Don't let your mother see you.
785
00:59:01,291 --> 00:59:03,085
- Who won?
- Aggie.
786
00:59:03,252 --> 00:59:05,254
�, dammit.
787
00:59:12,761 --> 00:59:14,763
Hey guys!
788
00:59:16,265 --> 00:59:18,559
Right! Hey guys!
789
00:59:19,977 --> 00:59:23,981
Guys! It was the biggest victory
790
00:59:24,148 --> 00:59:26,608
since General Eisenhower won!
791
00:59:26,984 --> 00:59:31,613
Senator, you have not forgotten
that you will take us to the Chicken farm?
792
00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:35,909
- Yes! How about that?
- I always keep my campaign promises.
793
00:59:36,785 --> 00:59:41,832
The chicken farm is a fine institution which
I am proud to have in my district.
794
00:59:41,999 --> 00:59:45,043
And to hell with what
Melvin P Thorpe says.
795
00:59:46,628 --> 00:59:49,339
I'll see you all out at Miss Mona's.
796
00:59:58,765 --> 01:00:00,893
We will stomp and stomp
797
01:00:01,393 --> 01:00:06,565
And beat us properly
798
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:11,695
The little girls will
never be the same
799
01:00:13,989 --> 01:00:17,159
They are going to love it
when we stomp and stomp
800
01:00:17,618 --> 01:00:22,873
And beat us properly
801
01:00:23,248 --> 01:00:28,045
It's better than
an Aggie football game
802
01:00:29,087 --> 01:00:31,423
Better than a football match?
803
01:00:31,882 --> 01:00:38,055
And we will show them all
a thing or two
804
01:00:40,057 --> 01:00:42,643
We will demonstrate
805
01:00:42,976 --> 01:00:46,146
Just what a master can do
806
01:00:47,773 --> 01:00:52,402
120 kilometers until we reach heaven
807
01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:57,241
120 kilometers until our plans are laid
808
01:00:57,908 --> 01:01:02,454
120 kilometers until we arrive
to the Chicken Farm
809
01:01:02,871 --> 01:01:10,504
Where history and Aggie boys
is created
810
01:03:10,207 --> 01:03:14,920
35 kilometers until we reach heaven
811
01:03:15,087 --> 01:03:19,466
35 kilometers to our plans
812
01:03:19,842 --> 01:03:24,096
35 kilometers until we arrive
to the Chicken Farm
813
01:03:24,555 --> 01:03:31,520
Where history and Aggie boys
is created
814
01:03:44,324 --> 01:03:46,160
What happened?
815
01:03:50,622 --> 01:03:53,375
Do we have to wear these prom dresses again?
816
01:03:53,542 --> 01:03:56,962
Yes, and I don't want to hear
some more complaining about it.
817
01:03:57,421 --> 01:04:00,966
Miss Mona likes to create
something special for the boys.
818
01:04:01,133 --> 01:04:03,343
It's like a graduation party.
819
01:04:23,655 --> 01:04:27,159
One kilometer until we reach heaven
820
01:04:27,576 --> 01:04:31,038
One kilometer until our plans are laid
821
01:04:31,538 --> 01:04:34,958
One kilometer until we arrive
to the Chicken Farm
822
01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:45,761
Where history and Aggie boys
is created
823
01:04:51,350 --> 01:04:53,352
Come in everyone!
824
01:04:53,852 --> 01:04:56,396
I am so happy to see you.
Congratulations!
825
01:04:56,563 --> 01:05:01,610
Hey guys! You will see that this
is a fitting celebration of today's victory!
826
01:05:05,447 --> 01:05:07,449
Morn, boys!
827
01:05:08,492 --> 01:05:11,370
Morn, madam.
I am Senator Wingwood from the 19th District
828
01:05:11,537 --> 01:05:14,706
and the Aggie Class of '49.
Very happy to meet you.
829
01:05:14,873 --> 01:05:18,210
meet me!
Charlie, who do you think you're talking to?
830
01:05:18,377 --> 01:05:20,462
How have
Mary Margaret and the kids that?
831
01:05:21,964 --> 01:05:24,383
Miss Mona,
I didn't think you would remember.
832
01:05:24,550 --> 01:05:27,010
Remember?
Did you remember to bring my check?
833
01:05:27,177 --> 01:05:29,179
I have it here.
834
01:05:30,264 --> 01:05:34,977
Abrupt. It's always a business
to have fun with you.
835
01:05:35,144 --> 01:05:38,230
You guys can go out the back.
We have a surprise for you.
836
01:05:38,397 --> 01:05:40,399
Come on guys!
837
01:06:00,878 --> 01:06:02,337
Hello!
838
01:06:04,756 --> 01:06:06,758
Hey, girls!
839
01:09:57,114 --> 01:09:59,116
THE WATCHDOG
840
01:10:14,923 --> 01:10:17,968
- It's me, Fred!
- Come in, Fred!
841
01:10:20,053 --> 01:10:23,056
- Good evening, Sheriff.
- Happy autumn Thanksgiving. Would you like a drink?
842
01:10:23,223 --> 01:10:26,185
No, thank you.
Those things make me sick to my stomach.
843
01:10:26,351 --> 01:10:30,230
- I read in Reader's Digest...
- What do you want, Fred?
844
01:10:30,397 --> 01:10:32,524
I took the round of the town,
845
01:10:32,691 --> 01:10:37,446
and I saw Melvin P Thorpe and a gang
with guys on their way out to Kyllingfarmen.
846
01:10:39,656 --> 01:10:41,742
Was he going out to the Chicken Farm?
847
01:10:44,411 --> 01:10:46,497
He will be disappointed!
848
01:10:47,789 --> 01:10:52,085
There is nothing going on there.
Miss Mona promised me to close.
849
01:10:52,252 --> 01:10:54,630
Well, she didn't.
I was out there tonight.
850
01:10:54,796 --> 01:10:58,258
Those Aggie boys
celebrated for the big gold medal.
851
01:10:59,426 --> 01:11:01,261
�, no.
852
01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:03,514
�, dammit!
853
01:11:45,139 --> 01:11:48,851
This may be the most important
coup in my television career.
854
01:11:52,271 --> 01:11:54,273
Not now! Idiot.
855
01:11:57,359 --> 01:11:59,528
Give it to me. N�.
856
01:11:59,695 --> 01:12:03,615
good neighbors,
we are on our way into the whorehouse itself.
857
01:12:03,782 --> 01:12:05,492
Cut. Come on again.
858
01:12:06,243 --> 01:12:08,162
Come with me.
859
01:12:08,328 --> 01:12:10,581
Come on guys.
860
01:12:10,747 --> 01:12:13,709
It's been a party here.
Watch where you go.
861
01:12:16,336 --> 01:12:18,338
Hold this one.
862
01:12:23,677 --> 01:12:25,679
Damn so quiet.
863
01:12:26,138 --> 01:12:28,140
Billy Joe, light switch.
864
01:12:34,188 --> 01:12:36,106
Come on again. No!
865
01:12:40,611 --> 01:12:42,613
Careful.
866
01:12:44,239 --> 01:12:47,242
Henry, light. Light switch.
867
01:12:47,409 --> 01:12:49,995
Follow along.
You know what to do.
868
01:12:51,705 --> 01:12:54,291
Bingo. Light!
869
01:12:54,458 --> 01:12:56,460
All up!
870
01:12:58,670 --> 01:13:00,255
Let's take them!
871
01:13:06,595 --> 01:13:07,763
�, dammit!
872
01:13:14,019 --> 01:13:16,605
- Jewel, what's going on?
- Call the sheriff!
873
01:13:16,772 --> 01:13:18,857
It's that fool Melvin P Thorpe!
874
01:13:23,654 --> 01:13:25,948
They smoke! Cocaine!
875
01:13:26,114 --> 01:13:28,075
Take a picture of them!
876
01:13:38,252 --> 01:13:40,170
Take a picture of her! Thanks!
877
01:14:14,163 --> 01:14:17,457
- Excuse me, madam.
- Come back, everyone, you hear?
878
01:14:17,624 --> 01:14:19,418
Come on guys!
879
01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:22,880
Look who's here.
Senator, Texas' eyes are on you.
880
01:14:27,926 --> 01:14:30,012
Come on guys!
We have everything we need.
881
01:14:30,179 --> 01:14:31,513
Thank you, ma'am.
882
01:14:41,899 --> 01:14:43,066
Have you!
883
01:14:45,319 --> 01:14:49,406
Let's get in the cars!
We have to catch the morning news!
884
01:15:19,853 --> 01:15:22,064
See you on TV!
885
01:15:22,231 --> 01:15:24,149
Black satan!
886
01:15:24,316 --> 01:15:26,318
You great God.
887
01:15:40,123 --> 01:15:43,293
Damn it!
You gave me your word! And I took it!
888
01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:46,171
- I am the law!
- That law! Talk about the law!
889
01:15:46,338 --> 01:15:51,385
A bunch of lunatics break into my house,
taking pictures, invading my privacy.
890
01:15:51,552 --> 01:15:55,139
Do you want to know what the law is supposed to do?
I can tell you - nothing!
891
01:15:55,305 --> 01:15:58,517
They would have no reason to do anything
had you done as you said!
892
01:15:58,684 --> 01:16:00,686
I trusted you. That's what hurts.
893
01:16:00,853 --> 01:16:05,065
Don't talk to me about trust!
I trusted you to protect me!
894
01:16:05,232 --> 01:16:07,776
I made a mistake tonight, OK?
895
01:16:08,235 --> 01:16:11,738
Is that the excuse,
isn't it worth the shit of an armadillo.
896
01:16:11,905 --> 01:16:15,868
I'm not saying sorry! I am one
businesswoman and paying double tax!
897
01:16:16,034 --> 01:16:20,539
I expect some protection for the money!
where were you I couldn't get hold of you...
898
01:16:20,706 --> 01:16:24,001
I was in bed, because you gave me
ditt ord p� at du stengte.
899
01:16:24,168 --> 01:16:26,962
Was Sheriff Jack Roy Wallace here,
didn't want this…
900
01:16:27,129 --> 01:16:30,799
Sheriff Jack Roy Wallace
was nothing compared to me!
901
01:16:30,966 --> 01:16:33,385
Damn, Mona, you make me angry!
902
01:16:34,219 --> 01:16:38,056
Look at him cursing and shouting.
Just like on TV!
903
01:16:38,223 --> 01:16:40,934
You're just a boy
playing cowboy.
904
01:16:41,101 --> 01:16:43,312
You'll never grow up!
905
01:16:43,479 --> 01:16:45,481
You use me as your mistress.
906
01:16:45,647 --> 01:16:48,650
You use the damned Dulcie Mae
like your wife in town.
907
01:16:48,817 --> 01:16:50,944
You even use her boy
908
01:16:51,111 --> 01:16:53,864
- so you can play weekend dad!
- Keep him out!
909
01:16:54,031 --> 01:16:59,203
You are playing. You're just a big,
overgrown youth who pretends to be a man!
910
01:16:59,369 --> 01:17:02,498
I don't need to hear about this. Heck!
911
01:17:02,664 --> 01:17:07,002
I am the law. If I want, I can close
this place hell freezes over.
912
01:17:07,169 --> 01:17:11,423
Don't make threats against me.
I'm telling the truth and you know it!
913
01:17:11,590 --> 01:17:15,594
And all your big dreams
about standing for election.
914
01:17:15,761 --> 01:17:20,682
They are just dreams, because you never will
bli noe mer enn du er n�.
915
01:17:20,849 --> 01:17:24,269
A cowardly sheriff in a cowardly town.
916
01:17:26,939 --> 01:17:31,151
Maybe you're right.
Det er mye bedre enn � v�re hore.
917
01:18:34,006 --> 01:18:37,384
Legalisert prostitusjon, for eller mot,
er i nyhetene i dag.
918
01:18:37,551 --> 01:18:41,138
Here with a report is
Jeff Gerald in Gilbert, Texas.
919
01:18:42,639 --> 01:18:45,350
the chicken farm,
the legendary brothel,
920
01:18:45,517 --> 01:18:49,813
shows little activity after
the exposure during the whim of the evening.
921
01:18:49,980 --> 01:18:53,609
- Disappear!
- The assistant keeps spectators away,
922
01:18:53,775 --> 01:18:58,238
while up by the house are the doors
closed and the main characters do not speak.
923
01:18:58,739 --> 01:19:01,200
The sheriff in Gilbert declined interviews,
924
01:19:01,366 --> 01:19:05,078
while in Houston the man held
who started the campaign, Melvin P Thorpe,
925
01:19:05,245 --> 01:19:07,247
a press conference today.
926
01:19:07,414 --> 01:19:09,875
This report states that Kyllingfarmen
927
01:19:10,042 --> 01:19:14,171
is involved in and under the influence of
organized crime.
928
01:19:14,338 --> 01:19:19,051
I will take this report to Austin
in the hope that the governor
929
01:19:19,218 --> 01:19:23,472
will come out of his long silence
about this matter and protect the law.
930
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:26,809
Thanks. Thank you very much.
931
01:19:27,309 --> 01:19:29,311
The governor did not make any statement,
932
01:19:29,478 --> 01:19:33,106
but Senator Charles Wingwood,
one of the main characters in the case,
933
01:19:33,273 --> 01:19:36,068
held press conference
where he explained his role.
934
01:19:36,235 --> 01:19:39,863
I can't remember
� have gone to the Chicken farm.
935
01:19:40,030 --> 01:19:44,701
I can only say, as the most eager
the anti-communist in this state,
936
01:19:44,868 --> 01:19:48,872
that I must have been drugged by
communists or communist sympathizers
937
01:19:49,039 --> 01:19:52,835
and placed there for � damage
my good name and reputation.
938
01:19:53,001 --> 01:19:55,420
The reactions throughout the state are split 50-50.
939
01:19:55,587 --> 01:19:58,757
But here in Gilbert
Kyllingfarmen has many followers.
940
01:19:58,924 --> 01:20:03,512
I never saw anything negative coming
from there, and I have lived here all my life.
941
01:20:03,679 --> 01:20:06,640
They attract a lot of business to the area.
942
01:20:06,807 --> 01:20:09,476
They pay their taxes,
just like you and me!
943
01:20:10,227 --> 01:20:13,772
No one has been forced to go there.
944
01:20:13,981 --> 01:20:17,234
My Frank, when he was alive,
used to go there every Saturday.
945
01:20:17,401 --> 01:20:21,572
I see it as a blessing.
Things were obviously different back then.
946
01:20:21,738 --> 01:20:25,784
These days women like
� do that kind of thing yourself.
947
01:20:25,951 --> 01:20:28,162
At least that's what I've heard.
948
01:20:28,328 --> 01:20:31,206
The chicken farm?
I think it's a good idea.
949
01:20:31,373 --> 01:20:34,626
Young boys
will be looking for women.
950
01:20:34,793 --> 01:20:37,796
If they don't find them, they rape them.
If they don't,
951
01:20:37,963 --> 01:20:42,009
They run to other women and
for diseases! Those girls went to the doctor.
952
01:20:42,176 --> 01:20:45,804
Although requests are circulating
about saving the Chicken Farm,
953
01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:48,682
has this sticker
started to appear.
954
01:20:49,183 --> 01:20:54,229
And so, while the feminists support the proposal
on the decriminalization of prostitution
955
01:20:54,396 --> 01:20:57,774
and the traditionalists
working for it to be rejected,
956
01:20:57,941 --> 01:21:02,613
rests the fate of Kyllingfarmen with
the governor, who was again unavailable.
957
01:21:03,030 --> 01:21:05,324
Jeff Gerald, ABC News, Gilbert, Texas.
958
01:21:05,491 --> 01:21:07,493
Thank you, Jeff. If it is...
959
01:21:09,369 --> 01:21:11,830
I don't like to admit that I was wrong.
960
01:21:11,997 --> 01:21:14,833
But with all this on television,
961
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:19,671
should we have done as the sheriff said
and kept this place closed.
962
01:21:19,838 --> 01:21:22,716
It was my fault. It was my decision.
963
01:21:22,883 --> 01:21:25,552
He won't be able to stop it
this time, will he?
964
01:21:25,719 --> 01:21:29,264
No. He would like to
but it is not in his power.
965
01:21:29,431 --> 01:21:31,558
He doesn't know how
he will fight them.
966
01:21:31,725 --> 01:21:35,729
He's just a good boy
which will never grow up.
967
01:21:35,896 --> 01:21:38,273
Honey, we've seen it all in this profession.
968
01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:42,236
But one thing I've never seen,
male or female, is an adult.
969
01:21:42,402 --> 01:21:45,280
Don't be so hard on him.
He loves you.
970
01:21:49,451 --> 01:21:52,287
He never said that.
971
01:21:52,454 --> 01:21:55,290
Some men can't say the words.
972
01:21:55,457 --> 01:21:58,794
But that doesn't mean
that they do not feel it in their heart.
973
01:21:59,378 --> 01:22:02,589
Well, it's just as well either way.
974
01:22:02,756 --> 01:22:05,467
I set my course long ago,
975
01:22:06,552 --> 01:22:08,971
and I can't change it now.
976
01:22:13,642 --> 01:22:18,730
I don't know what to do. People
talking about nothing but the Chicken Farm.
977
01:22:18,897 --> 01:22:21,817
As a notch in the plate:
Chicken farm, Chicken farm...
978
01:22:21,984 --> 01:22:24,903
All this bad advertising
ruining business.
979
01:22:25,070 --> 01:22:28,949
- I haven't sold a car in a week.
- It ruins the city.
980
01:22:29,116 --> 01:22:32,286
Nobody's accusing you, Ed Earl.
It's not your fault.
981
01:22:32,452 --> 01:22:35,330
But we can't just sit around
and wait until we get boobs!
982
01:22:35,497 --> 01:22:38,458
As I see it, Kyllingfarmen had it
a purpose once.
983
01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:40,627
But now everything opens up.
984
01:22:40,794 --> 01:22:44,423
Do you know that we are in the middle of it
a worldwide sexual revolution?
985
01:22:44,590 --> 01:22:47,384
Miss Mona's place is not indecent,
just outdated.
986
01:22:47,551 --> 01:22:50,637
She doesn't have a handful
supporters again, Ed Earl.
987
01:22:50,929 --> 01:22:55,851
All this attention brings people
Do not hesitate to sign the petition.
988
01:22:56,018 --> 01:23:00,898
Why can't those in Houston watch
the sewer in your own backyard?
989
01:23:01,064 --> 01:23:04,026
What about Austin?
Two blocks from the parliament building
990
01:23:04,193 --> 01:23:07,654
can you get everything done
as you can get in Tangier!
991
01:23:07,821 --> 01:23:10,157
Nude massage, tongue bath,
992
01:23:10,324 --> 01:23:12,784
someone who tickles your butt with a feather.
993
01:23:12,951 --> 01:23:16,872
If you know, Mr. Newspaper Editor,
994
01:23:17,039 --> 01:23:19,041
is it your duty to reveal it!
995
01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:24,087
Now, here, CJ! I give a damn
in whether people want to be tickled on the butt!
996
01:23:24,254 --> 01:23:27,716
I like to think
that this is what heaven is all about.
997
01:23:30,219 --> 01:23:34,014
Guys, I have
a pretty good gibberish detector.
998
01:23:34,181 --> 01:23:38,852
I can see when someone pees on the boots
mine and tells me it's raining.
999
01:23:39,019 --> 01:23:42,689
This has gone far too far.
I don't know how.
1000
01:23:42,856 --> 01:23:46,318
- There is only one thing to do.
- Close it!
1001
01:23:46,735 --> 01:23:49,780
No. I'm going to Austin.
1002
01:23:49,947 --> 01:23:53,992
Meet the governor. Telling him
Miss Mona's side of the situation.
1003
01:23:54,910 --> 01:23:57,579
He clearly doesn't get to hear it
from someone here.
1004
01:23:57,746 --> 01:24:01,166
- You can't go and meet the governor!
- He doesn't accept anyone!
1005
01:24:01,333 --> 01:24:03,544
He will receive me.
1006
01:24:16,014 --> 01:24:19,726
I feel like the dog from the country in the city.
If I stand still, they will take me.
1007
01:24:19,893 --> 01:24:22,437
If I run, they bite me in the butt.
1008
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:25,816
I should wish
1009
01:24:25,983 --> 01:24:28,485
there was something I could do.
1010
01:24:28,652 --> 01:24:30,654
Thanks.
1011
01:24:33,323 --> 01:24:36,785
They want me to shut her down,
chase her out of town.
1012
01:24:40,497 --> 01:24:44,376
How can I ask her to leave?
when all I want is for her to stay?
1013
01:25:04,771 --> 01:25:09,943
Ladies and gentlemen,
His Excellency the Governor of Texas.
1014
01:25:12,988 --> 01:25:17,534
Friends, I want to thank you for it
sincere and heartwarming tribute.
1015
01:25:17,701 --> 01:25:19,703
No questions, please.
1016
01:25:19,870 --> 01:25:23,165
Governor, what do you mean?
the crisis in the Middle East?
1017
01:25:23,332 --> 01:25:27,336
I said at the weekly prayer breakfast
in this historic building
1018
01:25:27,503 --> 01:25:29,796
that it suits
the Jews and the Arabs
1019
01:25:29,963 --> 01:25:33,759
that they solve their problems
in a Christian way.
1020
01:25:33,926 --> 01:25:38,472
Have you seen the evidence on it
shameful situation on the Chicken farm?
1021
01:25:40,933 --> 01:25:45,354
Fellow Texans, I stand
1022
01:25:45,896 --> 01:25:50,234
Proud here to � humbly say
1023
01:25:51,276 --> 01:25:53,278
I assure you
1024
01:25:53,445 --> 01:25:55,572
And I mean it
1025
01:25:55,739 --> 01:26:00,452
Who says I don't talk
as clear as water?
1026
01:26:00,619 --> 01:26:02,621
And common Texans
1027
01:26:03,455 --> 01:26:07,000
I am for progress and the flag
1028
01:26:07,167 --> 01:26:10,295
It had to sway for a long time
1029
01:26:11,672 --> 01:26:15,342
I am a poor boy
who have risen to greatness
1030
01:26:17,302 --> 01:26:20,889
So it goes without saying
that I cannot lie
1031
01:26:22,599 --> 01:26:26,478
- What did he say?
- Same as always. Nothing.
1032
01:26:30,983 --> 01:26:34,278
��, I love � dancing
a small side step
1033
01:26:34,736 --> 01:26:37,865
Now they see me, now they don't see me,
I have come and gone
1034
01:26:38,031 --> 01:26:41,743
And ��, I love � sweeping
around the wide step
1035
01:26:42,202 --> 01:26:45,330
Make a small incision
and lead people on the way
1036
01:26:49,501 --> 01:26:51,086
- Governor!
- Yes.
1037
01:26:51,253 --> 01:26:54,465
- Jerry Rogers of the Houston Post.
- Hey, Jerry.
1038
01:26:54,631 --> 01:26:58,594
Governor, do you plan to intervene
against the Chicken farm?
1039
01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:02,306
My good friends
it suits me
1040
01:27:02,639 --> 01:27:05,392
Be honest and explain
1041
01:27:06,435 --> 01:27:09,271
That I am for goodness and merit
1042
01:27:10,230 --> 01:27:13,775
And to live spotlessly
and say a daily prayer
1043
01:27:13,942 --> 01:27:17,237
And now, my good friends,
can you sleep at night
1044
01:27:17,821 --> 01:27:20,866
I will continue to be strong
1045
01:27:21,617 --> 01:27:24,703
You can trust me
because I promise
1046
01:27:25,412 --> 01:27:29,291
That I should keep a watchful eye
with you all
1047
01:27:33,045 --> 01:27:36,465
- Did you catch that?
- I hear him, but he doesn't say anything.
1048
01:27:53,315 --> 01:27:56,485
There he is.
Come on guys. Governor!
1049
01:27:57,110 --> 01:27:59,321
Melvin P Thorpe, Watchdog News.
1050
01:27:59,571 --> 01:28:02,741
Why has Kyllingfarmen
been overlooked for so long?
1051
01:28:02,908 --> 01:28:04,910
We have problems with the acoustics here.
1052
01:28:05,077 --> 01:28:09,665
- Aren't you afraid of bribes?
- Melvin, sorry.
1053
01:28:09,832 --> 01:28:12,543
Enough evasion, Governor.
What are you going to do
1054
01:28:12,709 --> 01:28:15,254
with Miss Mona and the Chicken Farm?
1055
01:28:26,348 --> 01:28:30,394
Miss Mona,
I don't know her
1056
01:28:31,103 --> 01:28:35,524
Although I have heard the name,
�, yes
1057
01:28:36,650 --> 01:28:40,195
But of course I have
no close connection
1058
01:28:40,779 --> 01:28:45,325
See what she does
I can only guess
1059
01:28:45,492 --> 01:28:47,494
And now Miss Mona
1060
01:28:47,953 --> 01:28:54,501
She is a stain
on the face of that city
1061
01:28:57,754 --> 01:29:00,549
I take certain precautions here
1062
01:29:01,383 --> 01:29:05,179
Someone somewhere
have to close her
1063
01:29:08,724 --> 01:29:10,267
Can you believe that man?
1064
01:29:10,434 --> 01:29:13,395
- Is it a yes or no?
- It is a possible maybe.
1065
01:30:01,735 --> 01:30:05,823
Governor? Sheriff Dodd of Gilbert
waiting for you outside.
1066
01:30:05,989 --> 01:30:09,743
He has been here since early this morning
and he won't give up.
1067
01:30:09,910 --> 01:30:12,287
Cursing Sheriff Dodd?
Him on TV?
1068
01:30:12,454 --> 01:30:14,289
No, no, no...
1069
01:30:14,456 --> 01:30:16,291
Hey, sheriff!
1070
01:30:16,458 --> 01:30:18,794
Just talked about you.
How does it work?
1071
01:30:18,961 --> 01:30:21,839
Governor, I know I'm pulling over
the line at � come here,
1072
01:30:22,005 --> 01:30:25,134
but before you close the Chicken Farm
you must know the facts.
1073
01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:28,345
I haven't decided anything!
My co-workers are working on it.
1074
01:30:28,512 --> 01:30:32,975
The chicken farm has been
in my county since before I was born.
1075
01:30:33,350 --> 01:30:37,688
Its doors have been open to soldiers
and presidents and farmers.
1076
01:30:38,564 --> 01:30:42,609
Even governors who remember
what a great institution it is.
1077
01:30:43,485 --> 01:30:46,029
- No need to point it out.
- I'm not threatening you.
1078
01:30:46,196 --> 01:30:48,991
Whatever you say, I will do.
But think about the people.
1079
01:30:49,158 --> 01:30:52,494
I have known Miss Mona for 12 years.
You will never meet a better woman.
1080
01:30:52,661 --> 01:30:55,831
She never sends away a charity.
The whole town likes her.
1081
01:30:55,998 --> 01:30:59,585
Hospital allowance, new swimming pool,
even the junior team.
1082
01:30:59,751 --> 01:31:03,714
She bought uniforms for them so that
they didn't have to play in overalls.
1083
01:31:03,881 --> 01:31:05,883
Well…
1084
01:31:06,758 --> 01:31:10,012
I was not aware of her generosity.
1085
01:31:11,972 --> 01:31:14,892
- But the law is the law!
- Sometimes it has to be changed.
1086
01:31:15,058 --> 01:31:18,937
I've always fought crime,
but do not confuse crime with sin.
1087
01:31:19,104 --> 01:31:23,317
You cannot legislate morality.
Those girls have never given any trouble.
1088
01:31:23,484 --> 01:31:26,528
They are healthy, tax paying,
law abiding citizens
1089
01:31:26,695 --> 01:31:30,866
which meets a need and is
an economic good for society.
1090
01:31:33,869 --> 01:31:37,122
Have you thought about running for office?
1091
01:31:37,289 --> 01:31:43,045
You bring the whorehouse to be heard
as a charitable leisure organisation.
1092
01:31:43,212 --> 01:31:48,342
Governor, if the citizens who elected me
thought it necessary to close it,
1093
01:31:48,509 --> 01:31:50,135
I would close it.
1094
01:31:50,302 --> 01:31:52,971
If Miss Mona and the girls
who works for her
1095
01:31:53,138 --> 01:31:56,391
set the health or morale
to the community at risk,
1096
01:31:56,558 --> 01:31:58,143
I would close it.
1097
01:31:58,310 --> 01:32:02,022
If the place was but a wretched nuisance,
a thorn in the side, a fire hazard,
1098
01:32:02,189 --> 01:32:04,691
I would close it!
But there is nothing!
1099
01:32:04,858 --> 01:32:07,277
No reason except b jeffing
1100
01:32:07,444 --> 01:32:11,198
to a scandal-mongering sensationalist
person on television.
1101
01:32:11,365 --> 01:32:14,868
Here it is, Governor.
What you've been waiting for.
1102
01:32:16,662 --> 01:32:18,664
Sorry, Ed Earl.
1103
01:32:18,831 --> 01:32:22,626
The chicken farm loses,
42 against 37, with 21% undecided.
1104
01:32:22,793 --> 01:32:24,419
- What is it?
- The Gallup.
1105
01:32:24,586 --> 01:32:27,339
You can't wait for me
must go against the gallop.
1106
01:32:27,506 --> 01:32:30,300
Is Melvin out yet?
Maybe I can get the cameras.
1107
01:32:30,467 --> 01:32:33,971
- Nice to meet you.
- But that is not what my people want.
1108
01:32:34,638 --> 01:32:37,349
The show's over, Sheriff.
Close it!
1109
01:32:49,194 --> 01:32:51,405
CITIZENS FOR DECENCY
1110
01:32:51,989 --> 01:32:54,908
Melvin Thorpe
have done it again
1111
01:32:55,075 --> 01:32:58,662
He directed his searchlight and now we can see
1112
01:32:59,496 --> 01:33:02,457
Melvin Thorpe wants to go
through thick and thin
1113
01:33:02,624 --> 01:33:06,086
And lead us to victory
1114
01:33:45,459 --> 01:33:49,087
I would like to see
that sheriff's face n�!
1115
01:33:49,713 --> 01:33:53,008
That Chicken farm is going to burn!
1116
01:33:53,675 --> 01:33:56,970
And Miss Mona, she will get hers too.
1117
01:34:14,321 --> 01:34:16,532
Miserable piece of shit.
1118
01:34:51,275 --> 01:34:53,318
Hello.
1119
01:34:53,485 --> 01:34:55,737
Mona, I'm calling in the office.
1120
01:34:56,738 --> 01:34:59,533
As the Sheriff of Lanville County,
is it my duty…
1121
01:34:59,700 --> 01:35:02,786
Can't you just
get to the point, sheriff?
1122
01:35:04,163 --> 01:35:07,166
- I have to shut you down.
- Exactly.
1123
01:35:09,251 --> 01:35:11,336
How much time do we have?
1124
01:35:11,503 --> 01:35:13,839
It is best to do that
as soon as possible.
1125
01:35:16,383 --> 01:35:18,719
I understand.
1126
01:35:21,722 --> 01:35:23,932
About the other day.
1127
01:35:25,684 --> 01:35:27,895
I lost my temper.
1128
01:35:29,146 --> 01:35:31,690
I said some things
I shouldn't have said.
1129
01:35:33,150 --> 01:35:35,152
I want to apologize.
1130
01:35:35,319 --> 01:35:37,279
It's all right, Ed Earl.
1131
01:35:37,446 --> 01:35:40,908
I think we both said
things we regret.
1132
01:35:41,074 --> 01:35:42,993
If there is anything I can do...
1133
01:35:43,160 --> 01:35:46,663
No, thank you.
I think you have done all you could.
1134
01:35:46,830 --> 01:35:48,832
I have to tell my girls.
1135
01:36:23,033 --> 01:36:25,244
Well, the news has arrived.
1136
01:36:26,119 --> 01:36:28,372
Just got a call from the sheriff,
1137
01:36:28,539 --> 01:36:30,499
and we have to close.
1138
01:36:30,666 --> 01:36:32,668
Instantly and forever.
1139
01:36:38,132 --> 01:36:41,260
Las Vegas, here I come.
1140
01:36:41,677 --> 01:36:45,472
Heck! I thought that then the sheriff
went to speak with the governor,
1141
01:36:45,639 --> 01:36:48,600
- we would get compensation.
- What did you say?
1142
01:36:49,143 --> 01:36:53,564
- You didn't know about it?
- He drove up last night.
1143
01:36:53,730 --> 01:36:57,401
The whole town is talking about
how he fought for you.
1144
01:36:57,568 --> 01:36:59,736
Didn't he tell you that?
1145
01:36:59,903 --> 01:37:02,364
No. No, he didn't.
1146
01:37:32,686 --> 01:37:36,440
Hey, maybe I should dye my hair
1147
01:37:38,650 --> 01:37:41,069
Maybe I'll move somewhere
1148
01:37:41,236 --> 01:37:43,238
Maybe I should buy a car
1149
01:37:43,655 --> 01:37:48,744
Maybe I'll drive that far
that they lose all traces
1150
01:37:49,203 --> 01:37:52,456
I'll be fine
1151
01:37:53,457 --> 01:37:55,584
Maybe I'll sleep a long time
1152
01:37:58,378 --> 01:38:00,506
Maybe I should lose weight
1153
01:38:00,923 --> 01:38:03,133
Maybe I should clean up
1154
01:38:03,300 --> 01:38:08,722
Maybe I should just get drunk
on apple wine
1155
01:38:08,972 --> 01:38:14,686
I'll do fine and great
1156
01:38:15,020 --> 01:38:19,358
God, it's like a difficult Christmas
1157
01:38:19,650 --> 01:38:24,154
I hardly recover
throughout the day
1158
01:38:24,446 --> 01:38:28,992
But still I will not let
sadness pulls me down
1159
01:38:29,535 --> 01:38:33,664
I'll do fine and great
1160
01:38:34,373 --> 01:38:38,752
God, it's like a difficult Christmas
1161
01:38:38,919 --> 01:38:43,298
I hardly recover
throughout the day
1162
01:38:43,674 --> 01:38:49,054
But still I will not let
sadness pulls me down
1163
01:38:52,391 --> 01:38:56,228
Hey, maybe I should learn to sew
1164
01:38:57,855 --> 01:39:01,275
Maybe I should just lie low
1165
01:39:01,441 --> 01:39:03,569
Maybe I should just go out to a bar
1166
01:39:03,735 --> 01:39:08,824
Maybe I should count the stars
until dawn
1167
01:39:09,408 --> 01:39:13,120
I'll just keep going
1168
01:39:13,537 --> 01:39:15,956
Maybe I should settle down
1169
01:39:18,333 --> 01:39:20,586
Maybe I should leave town
1170
01:39:20,752 --> 01:39:22,838
Maybe I'll have a good time
1171
01:39:23,213 --> 01:39:28,093
Maybe I'll meet someone
and make him mine
1172
01:41:19,913 --> 01:41:24,460
So the girls left,
and it was a sad day for Lanville county.
1173
01:41:27,588 --> 01:41:29,590
Like the end of an era.
1174
01:41:30,132 --> 01:41:33,093
You know, like when one
start from high school?
1175
01:41:33,260 --> 01:41:35,596
Things will just never be the same again.
1176
01:41:37,806 --> 01:41:40,976
Ed Earl is in the state government now,
1177
01:41:41,143 --> 01:41:43,353
and I became sheriff.
1178
01:41:50,068 --> 01:41:52,738
You are probably wondering
what happened to Miss Mona.
1179
01:41:52,905 --> 01:41:56,450
Ed Earl drove up there
on her last day.
1180
01:42:12,674 --> 01:42:15,010
- Hey, sheriff.
- Good morning, Jewel.
1181
01:42:15,177 --> 01:42:18,639
I am so happy to see you.
I knew you couldn't let me go
1182
01:42:18,806 --> 01:42:21,892
without � say goodbye to your Porky.
1183
01:42:24,353 --> 01:42:26,772
- Hate, Jewel.
- Hate, Sheriff.
1184
01:42:26,939 --> 01:42:29,942
I hope you come north
to visit Miss Mona and me.
1185
01:42:30,108 --> 01:42:32,319
- Where is she?
- Inside.
1186
01:42:34,488 --> 01:42:37,157
See you take the jukebox with you.
1187
01:42:37,324 --> 01:42:41,119
You know I couldn't leave
without the bell and the jukebox.
1188
01:43:29,042 --> 01:43:31,753
This old place looks
looks weird, doesn't it?
1189
01:43:32,254 --> 01:43:37,426
Ben Sawtuck bought all my furniture
and Langston in town to sell the rest.
1190
01:43:42,347 --> 01:43:46,185
- I want to tell you something.
- Thank the boys for me.
1191
01:43:46,351 --> 01:43:51,315
Those reporters would have gone wild
if it weren't for your assistants.
1192
01:43:52,983 --> 01:43:56,028
- You know me better than...
- What you have to do
1193
01:43:56,195 --> 01:44:00,073
is to put all this behind you
as fast as you can.
1194
01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:03,535
I have made some money,
I have laughed, danced to the music.
1195
01:44:03,702 --> 01:44:06,788
Now it's time to pay, that's all.
1196
01:44:09,374 --> 01:44:12,419
We have been together for a long time.
1197
01:44:12,586 --> 01:44:16,089
Sometimes I think you know me
better than I know myself.
1198
01:44:17,466 --> 01:44:19,802
You know how hard
it is for me � say this.
1199
01:44:22,054 --> 01:44:24,056
i love you
1200
01:44:26,099 --> 01:44:28,060
Will you marry me?
1201
01:44:28,227 --> 01:44:31,730
I have loved you
since I was 16 years old.
1202
01:44:32,314 --> 01:44:35,150
But I have thought about this for a long time.
1203
01:44:35,317 --> 01:44:37,653
And although I would like to
that it will go,
1204
01:44:37,820 --> 01:44:41,281
I know deep down
that it can never be.
1205
01:44:41,448 --> 01:44:44,243
- Didn't you hear what I said?
- I did, honey.
1206
01:44:44,409 --> 01:44:46,995
But it will always happen
just as it is.
1207
01:44:47,704 --> 01:44:50,541
There is no chance
in the world for that to happen.
1208
01:44:51,291 --> 01:44:54,461
We can make it happen.
Just give it a chance.
1209
01:44:56,588 --> 01:45:01,385
If I were to stay with you
1210
01:45:03,011 --> 01:45:08,183
I just want to be in your way
1211
01:45:09,977 --> 01:45:13,021
So I'm leaving
1212
01:45:13,647 --> 01:45:16,692
And yet I know
1213
01:45:17,442 --> 01:45:22,656
That I should think of you
all the way
1214
01:45:25,367 --> 01:45:28,370
And me
1215
01:45:29,079 --> 01:45:34,334
Will always love you
1216
01:45:34,501 --> 01:45:39,256
I always will
1217
01:45:39,423 --> 01:45:43,802
Love you
1218
01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:51,477
Bittersweet memories
1219
01:45:53,770 --> 01:45:58,817
I reckon that's all
I'll take it with me
1220
01:46:01,612 --> 01:46:03,614
Farewell
1221
01:46:04,031 --> 01:46:06,241
Please, don't cry
1222
01:46:07,576 --> 01:46:15,000
Because we both know
that I'm not what you need
1223
01:46:15,501 --> 01:46:18,295
But I
1224
01:46:18,712 --> 01:46:24,259
Will always love you
1225
01:46:24,426 --> 01:46:28,806
I always will
1226
01:46:29,306 --> 01:46:33,393
Love you
1227
01:46:38,941 --> 01:46:41,443
I know you will fulfill your dream.
1228
01:46:42,277 --> 01:46:46,073
And I know you will
a good job with the authorities.
1229
01:46:47,282 --> 01:46:50,410
- But if you married me...
- Wait.
1230
01:46:51,245 --> 01:46:53,497
i love you
1231
01:46:54,248 --> 01:46:56,917
I don't care what people say.
1232
01:47:02,714 --> 01:47:03,924
Jewel! Stop!
1233
01:47:04,091 --> 01:47:06,093
What is it, sheriff?
1234
01:47:08,804 --> 01:47:11,640
- Which of them are hers?
- The one.
1235
01:47:12,516 --> 01:47:15,394
And that one, that one...
1236
01:47:27,906 --> 01:47:30,450
I knew you would do the right thing!
1237
01:48:36,809 --> 01:48:40,020
CLOSED DUE TO TV
1238
01:48:45,150 --> 01:48:49,196
Well, it's pretty similar
what happened.
1239
01:48:49,363 --> 01:48:53,075
The Old Watchdog, Melvin P Thorpe,
got what he wanted.
1240
01:48:54,201 --> 01:48:57,788
Miss Mona married Ed Earl,
and they got what they wanted.
1241
01:48:58,747 --> 01:49:03,043
And people in Texas,
well, they got what they wanted:
1242
01:49:03,210 --> 01:49:07,381
another legend.
The legend of the Chicken Farm.
1243
01:49:57,014 --> 01:49:59,224
Come back, everybody, you hear?