1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:44,160 In case you weren't there, I gotta tell ya, 2 00:00:44,161 --> 00:00:47,894 last Saturday night at Babylon was... 3 00:00:47,895 --> 00:00:50,028 to die for. 4 00:00:54,896 --> 00:00:58,530 Would somebody please say something? 5 00:01:00,230 --> 00:01:02,296 Okay. 6 00:01:02,297 --> 00:01:04,930 So it's late, and I'm leaving Babylon, 7 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:07,130 and there's this really hot guy. 8 00:01:17,099 --> 00:01:20,932 And he's, like, perfect. 9 00:01:20,933 --> 00:01:22,166 How perfect? 10 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:24,466 Perfect. 11 00:01:24,467 --> 00:01:27,467 And we end up... At my place. 12 00:01:27,468 --> 00:01:29,901 So I work with emotionally disturbed kids, 13 00:01:29,902 --> 00:01:32,268 and I really love it. 14 00:01:32,269 --> 00:01:36,068 And I'm the captain of the gay water polo team. 15 00:01:36,069 --> 00:01:38,569 You're really well-rounded. 16 00:01:38,570 --> 00:01:41,003 So we're making out, 17 00:01:41,004 --> 00:01:43,036 and in my mind, I'm picturing him in a Speedo 18 00:01:43,037 --> 00:01:45,104 with the flag on it. 19 00:01:46,971 --> 00:01:48,370 Say, have you ever been to Brazil? 20 00:01:48,371 --> 00:01:50,371 Um, no. Have you? 21 00:01:50,372 --> 00:01:53,304 I just came back. It's fabulous. 22 00:01:53,305 --> 00:01:55,005 Great beaches, I hear. 23 00:01:55,006 --> 00:01:56,172 Yeah. 24 00:01:56,173 --> 00:01:58,005 Only, they have these things. 25 00:01:58,006 --> 00:01:59,405 Things? 26 00:01:59,406 --> 00:02:01,906 Uh, parasite things. 27 00:02:01,907 --> 00:02:04,406 They live in the sand, and they sort of... 28 00:02:04,407 --> 00:02:07,440 Burrow themselves right up in there. 29 00:02:07,441 --> 00:02:09,107 He had them... 30 00:02:09,108 --> 00:02:12,908 Brazilian beach parasites in his ass. 31 00:02:12,909 --> 00:02:15,074 Oh, God! 32 00:02:15,075 --> 00:02:16,809 Well, at least you found out before you got too far. 33 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:19,341 What about you? 34 00:02:19,342 --> 00:02:22,342 We were just getting started. 35 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:27,876 I feel like a 1991 Madonna video. 36 00:02:27,877 --> 00:02:29,444 Um, do you have this in a size larger? 37 00:02:29,445 --> 00:02:32,077 Can we hurry this along? 38 00:02:32,078 --> 00:02:33,811 I've got a bride and groom to do in the morning. 39 00:02:33,812 --> 00:02:36,144 So you're bi? 40 00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:38,412 No. They're dead... 41 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:41,513 Car crash. 42 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,146 You went home with... 43 00:02:44,147 --> 00:02:45,547 An undertaker. Mm-hmm. 44 00:02:45,548 --> 00:02:47,180 I fucked an undertaker once. 45 00:02:47,181 --> 00:02:48,413 You did? When? 46 00:02:48,414 --> 00:02:53,114 He told me sometimes they sew the mouths shut. 47 00:02:54,749 --> 00:02:56,414 What about you, Brian? 48 00:02:56,415 --> 00:02:59,283 What'd you do? 49 00:03:09,485 --> 00:03:13,918 I made it an early evening. 50 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,018 You know, um, when I go, 51 00:03:16,019 --> 00:03:18,251 promise you won't let them sew my mouth shut? 52 00:03:18,252 --> 00:03:20,885 Because when I get to heaven and I meet Natalie Wood, 53 00:03:20,886 --> 00:03:23,286 I want to be able to say, "Natalie! It's Emmett! 54 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,486 What happened that night?" 55 00:03:26,221 --> 00:03:27,986 Hey! 56 00:03:27,987 --> 00:03:31,721 Shouldn't you boys be getting to the hospital? 57 00:03:35,322 --> 00:03:38,155 Schmidt, Ted. 58 00:03:38,156 --> 00:03:40,322 - Are you family? - Friends. 59 00:03:40,323 --> 00:03:42,989 Uh, we know he's, like, in a coma and everything. 60 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:45,423 We'd just like to be with him for a little while, if that's okay. 61 00:03:45,424 --> 00:03:47,323 I'll see. 62 00:03:47,324 --> 00:03:49,990 The nurses' station. 63 00:03:49,991 --> 00:03:52,257 I used to think it had something to do with radio. 64 00:03:52,258 --> 00:03:54,124 "All nursing, all the time." 65 00:03:55,092 --> 00:03:56,424 Hello. 66 00:03:56,425 --> 00:03:58,724 I'm Margaret Schmidt. 67 00:03:58,725 --> 00:04:01,392 I'm Ted's mother. 68 00:04:01,393 --> 00:04:04,393 If you need permission to see him, I'll give it. 69 00:04:04,394 --> 00:04:07,326 I... I'm sure he'd appreciate it. 70 00:04:07,327 --> 00:04:08,393 I'm Michael. 71 00:04:08,394 --> 00:04:10,760 This is Emmett and Brian. 72 00:04:10,761 --> 00:04:12,360 We're Ted's friends. 73 00:04:12,361 --> 00:04:15,161 He's still in the coma. 74 00:04:15,162 --> 00:04:17,861 He looks like he did when he was a boy, 75 00:04:17,862 --> 00:04:21,162 when he slept. 76 00:04:21,163 --> 00:04:25,330 They don't think he'll come out of it. 77 00:04:29,364 --> 00:04:31,397 I sat by his bed... 78 00:04:31,398 --> 00:04:32,964 All night. 79 00:04:32,965 --> 00:04:37,232 About 5:00 in the morning, it occurred to me... 80 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:43,700 Loving someone's not the same as knowing them. 81 00:04:58,136 --> 00:05:00,837 Brian! 82 00:05:07,671 --> 00:05:09,736 Justin? 83 00:05:09,737 --> 00:05:12,038 Justin, you're late! 84 00:05:15,139 --> 00:05:17,871 All right, I'm up. I'm up. 85 00:05:17,872 --> 00:05:19,238 You got ten minutes. 86 00:05:19,239 --> 00:05:22,040 I'm taking a shower, okay? 87 00:05:59,346 --> 00:06:01,379 I'm out of shampoo. 88 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,179 I'll get you some. 89 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,281 Who do you think it was? 90 00:06:19,282 --> 00:06:21,882 I mean, who, uh, gave him the drugs? 91 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:24,149 I bet it was that guy Blake who was cruising him all night. 92 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:27,584 - Think we should tell someone? - No. 93 00:06:29,851 --> 00:06:33,617 His mom said she'd call us if there was any change. 94 00:06:33,618 --> 00:06:34,951 You know, he's the first. 95 00:06:34,952 --> 00:06:38,318 The first almost-dead guy I sort of had sex with. 96 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:40,318 - You had sex with Ted? - You never had sex with Ted. 97 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:43,586 - When did you have sex with... - Sort-of sex... 98 00:06:43,587 --> 00:06:45,285 At this semi orgy. 99 00:06:45,286 --> 00:06:48,819 "Semi"? When? 100 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:51,253 You know that weekend that John-John's plane went down? 101 00:06:51,254 --> 00:06:52,687 Oh, God. 102 00:06:52,688 --> 00:06:55,120 They kept showing him on the beach with his shirt off. 103 00:06:55,121 --> 00:06:56,954 I didn't know whether to jerk off or weep. 104 00:06:56,955 --> 00:07:00,722 So did... So did you, like, plan it? 105 00:07:00,723 --> 00:07:03,255 It just sort of happened. 106 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,922 Things do. 107 00:07:07,190 --> 00:07:10,690 It was Scott and Kevin, the Todds. 108 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:12,857 And Ted shows up with my taxes, 109 00:07:12,858 --> 00:07:16,591 and all of a sudden, we're all doing it, and... 110 00:07:16,592 --> 00:07:18,657 He even tried to fuck me. 111 00:07:18,658 --> 00:07:22,158 He's in there. 112 00:07:22,159 --> 00:07:25,992 His life's like this... Dot on a screen. 113 00:07:25,993 --> 00:07:27,593 And it could be us. 114 00:07:27,594 --> 00:07:30,127 No, it could not be us... 115 00:07:30,128 --> 00:07:32,893 Because we know better. 116 00:07:32,894 --> 00:07:34,961 We know not to believe pretty little blonde boys 117 00:07:34,962 --> 00:07:37,861 who tell you that "it's really good shit," 118 00:07:37,862 --> 00:07:40,862 because that's what they all say. 119 00:07:40,863 --> 00:07:43,295 Ted didn't know that. 120 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,829 And he didn't know that you only do drugs with your friends 121 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:49,030 because they're the only ones that give a fuck about you. 122 00:07:52,731 --> 00:07:54,763 Now I've to go to work. 123 00:07:54,764 --> 00:07:57,231 I have to be brilliant. 124 00:07:57,232 --> 00:08:00,599 F. Scott Fitzgerald... 125 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,866 Classic profile, famously handsome, 126 00:08:03,867 --> 00:08:06,233 and The Great Gatsby, 127 00:08:06,234 --> 00:08:10,066 which captures a particular American yearning. 128 00:08:10,067 --> 00:08:12,633 And what do I mean by that, hmm? 129 00:08:14,268 --> 00:08:18,001 Justin? 130 00:08:18,002 --> 00:08:22,468 Uh, yearning's when you want something really badly. 131 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:25,602 Like... So bad, it hurts. 132 00:08:25,603 --> 00:08:27,569 Exactly. 133 00:08:27,570 --> 00:08:31,736 It needs to hurt to be worthy of the word. 134 00:08:31,737 --> 00:08:33,537 Otherwise, it's just wanting, 135 00:08:33,538 --> 00:08:36,237 as represented in "The Gatsby" 136 00:08:36,238 --> 00:08:39,871 by the green light across the water. 137 00:08:39,872 --> 00:08:43,772 You can see it, but you can't touch it. 138 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:49,806 Mr. Hobbs. 139 00:08:49,807 --> 00:08:53,540 Mr. Hobbs, are your parents really paying for you 140 00:08:53,541 --> 00:08:55,673 to have another testosterone outburst? 141 00:08:55,674 --> 00:08:57,874 - I wasn't doing anything. - Exactly. 142 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,207 But you will be after school. 143 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:00,975 I have football practice. 144 00:09:00,976 --> 00:09:02,175 Not today. 145 00:09:02,176 --> 00:09:05,609 Today you'll be cleaning out the athletic room. 146 00:09:05,610 --> 00:09:07,542 The only thing we fight about in this room, 147 00:09:07,543 --> 00:09:10,076 Mr. Hobbs... 148 00:09:10,077 --> 00:09:12,011 Is interpretation. 149 00:09:15,578 --> 00:09:17,043 Mrs. Schmidt, we're going to work. 150 00:09:17,044 --> 00:09:19,744 I... if you want, you can call me on my cell phone, if... 151 00:09:19,745 --> 00:09:22,712 They said he took an overdose of a... 152 00:09:22,713 --> 00:09:23,879 A drug I've never heard of. 153 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,879 Well, he wasn't a... A drug user. 154 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:29,513 He must have met someone that night... 155 00:09:29,514 --> 00:09:31,881 And took him home. 156 00:09:34,914 --> 00:09:36,847 May I ask you something, Michael? 157 00:09:36,848 --> 00:09:39,448 Sure. 158 00:09:39,449 --> 00:09:43,748 If my son had been straight, 159 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,549 if he had taken a woman home, 160 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:47,816 do you think she would have run off 161 00:09:47,817 --> 00:09:50,650 and left him there to die? 162 00:10:05,119 --> 00:10:07,152 Need some help? 163 00:10:07,153 --> 00:10:08,886 This sucks. 164 00:10:08,887 --> 00:10:11,119 Yeah. They need you at practice. 165 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,953 How do you know they do? 166 00:10:12,954 --> 00:10:15,521 I thought you weren't into, like, sports and shit. 167 00:10:15,522 --> 00:10:16,887 Some. 168 00:10:16,888 --> 00:10:19,587 Yeah, well, you sure keep it a secret. 169 00:10:19,588 --> 00:10:23,556 I'm supposed to get all of this shit cleaned up out of here. 170 00:10:25,756 --> 00:10:27,855 Wow. You're pretty strong. 171 00:10:27,856 --> 00:10:30,690 That's my other secret. 172 00:10:30,691 --> 00:10:32,756 I can't do this fucking copy. 173 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:35,691 Excuse me for barging in. 174 00:10:36,858 --> 00:10:38,490 This won't take long. 175 00:10:38,491 --> 00:10:40,525 As you may or may not know, 176 00:10:40,526 --> 00:10:41,891 I'm Ted's lawyer. 177 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:43,124 So? 178 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:45,558 So you need to know Ted made a living will. 179 00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:47,692 - Do you have one? - No. 180 00:10:47,693 --> 00:10:49,026 Well, you should. 181 00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:52,993 But I'm not your lawyer, I'm his. 182 00:10:52,994 --> 00:10:55,793 Anyway, he's made you responsible. 183 00:10:55,794 --> 00:10:56,994 For what? 184 00:10:56,995 --> 00:10:59,594 For deciding, should he ever be incompetent 185 00:10:59,595 --> 00:11:00,961 or unable to make a decision, 186 00:11:00,962 --> 00:11:03,362 whether to be kept alive by extraordinary measures 187 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,928 or be permitted to die. 188 00:11:05,929 --> 00:11:08,328 Are you telling me that Ted wants me to decide 189 00:11:08,329 --> 00:11:09,862 whether or not to pull the plug? 190 00:11:09,863 --> 00:11:11,795 I tried to talk him out of it. 191 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,429 And how long have you known about this? 192 00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:16,696 - It doesn't matter how long. - Yeah, it does. 193 00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:20,397 I'm this secret you two have been sharing. 194 00:11:20,398 --> 00:11:21,864 When were you planning on telling me? 195 00:11:21,865 --> 00:11:24,098 I was hoping I wouldn't have to, 196 00:11:24,099 --> 00:11:26,465 that the situation would never arise. 197 00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:28,598 Well, it has. It's arisen now. 198 00:11:28,599 --> 00:11:30,734 And now you know. 199 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:56,503 Suzanne Shepley, big whore... 200 00:11:56,504 --> 00:11:58,603 She'll blow you, but she won't fuck 201 00:11:58,604 --> 00:11:59,870 if you're in this school, 202 00:11:59,871 --> 00:12:03,371 only if you go somewhere else, preferably Catholic. 203 00:12:03,372 --> 00:12:05,305 She seemed like a dyke to me. 204 00:12:05,306 --> 00:12:06,739 No, man, she's not a dyke. 205 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:09,472 She's a whore. There's a difference. 206 00:12:14,841 --> 00:12:17,340 So you know Mary Frances Cottallutto? 207 00:12:17,341 --> 00:12:18,741 Hmm? 208 00:12:18,742 --> 00:12:21,041 So she comes over to interview me for the school paper 209 00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:24,008 about being this great athlete and shit. 210 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:27,876 And it's 4:00, and my mom won't be home till 6:00. 211 00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:32,442 So I tell her what a touchdown is like, 212 00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:33,843 and then she grabs my dick. 213 00:12:33,844 --> 00:12:37,810 - No. - Oh, yeah, she went for it. 214 00:12:37,811 --> 00:12:42,645 Not only that, she unzips my fly. 215 00:12:42,646 --> 00:12:45,378 She's got my dick, 216 00:12:45,379 --> 00:12:47,279 and she's got all these rings on. 217 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:51,312 They're cold, but her hand's warm. 218 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:55,946 And she's rubbing... And rubbing. 219 00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:59,281 Oh, yeah. 220 00:12:59,282 --> 00:13:02,447 And then she's got to go home, 221 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:06,848 you know, and I'm there, 222 00:13:06,849 --> 00:13:08,916 and I'm... 223 00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:10,849 You're hard. 224 00:14:03,692 --> 00:14:06,725 Oh, shit. 225 00:14:08,892 --> 00:14:10,625 Shouldn't you be working? 226 00:14:10,626 --> 00:14:14,859 I, uh... I am working, Mr. Horner. 227 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:18,726 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 228 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,594 How come I can't get my glutes to look like that? 229 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:23,861 Maybe you're not properly visualizing the muscle group. 230 00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,595 Oh, I'm visualizing it, all right... 231 00:14:25,596 --> 00:14:26,928 On my face. 232 00:14:34,363 --> 00:14:36,563 Why me? 233 00:14:36,564 --> 00:14:39,196 Why not his mother? 234 00:14:39,197 --> 00:14:40,463 Why not you? 235 00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,331 Because I can't decide what to wear in the morning. 236 00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:43,531 Who, in their right mind, 237 00:14:43,532 --> 00:14:45,531 would give me power of life and death? 238 00:14:45,532 --> 00:14:47,631 I couldn't do it, either. 239 00:14:47,632 --> 00:14:50,831 - I don't even like Ted. - Oh, come on, you do so. 240 00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:52,332 Well, not enough to be responsible 241 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,333 for his fucking life. 242 00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:55,433 Well, he must have wanted you for a reason. 243 00:14:55,434 --> 00:14:57,300 Maybe he's secretly in love with you. 244 00:14:57,301 --> 00:15:01,468 "I love you. I'm comatose. Kill me." 245 00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:06,169 It's not over yet, Brian. He could still wake up. 246 00:15:09,436 --> 00:15:11,735 Chris? No way! 247 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:14,835 Then don't believe me. 248 00:15:14,836 --> 00:15:17,703 But I thought you were in love with that Brian guy. 249 00:15:19,537 --> 00:15:23,337 Me and Chris... That's not love, Daph. 250 00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:25,737 That's just fucking. 251 00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:29,471 Oh, and I thought it was detention. 252 00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:31,605 Justin? 253 00:15:31,606 --> 00:15:34,740 Well, I gotta go. 254 00:15:36,273 --> 00:15:40,540 - Hey, Mrs. Taylor. - Hi, Daphne. 255 00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:42,340 Didn't you have art club this afternoon? 256 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,740 I quit art club. 257 00:15:43,741 --> 00:15:46,241 You love art club. 258 00:15:46,242 --> 00:15:47,374 I'm not interested. 259 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,841 Since when? Just last week... 260 00:15:49,842 --> 00:15:52,342 you don't know everything about me! 261 00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:54,309 A week's, like, a long time, 262 00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:58,144 things can change in a week. 263 00:15:59,611 --> 00:16:02,144 Well, I thought you might like to know I'm going to Niketown, 264 00:16:02,145 --> 00:16:05,678 but you're probably not interested in that either. 265 00:16:05,679 --> 00:16:07,711 - When? - Now. 266 00:16:07,712 --> 00:16:10,279 And you can drive. 267 00:16:31,649 --> 00:16:32,782 What? 268 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,082 Just the thing you do with your hands... 269 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,416 Like this. 270 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:37,482 I do that, huh? 271 00:16:37,483 --> 00:16:40,517 - Yeah, you do. - Well, you should know. 272 00:16:40,518 --> 00:16:44,085 Yeah. 273 00:16:47,052 --> 00:16:51,085 People wake up from comas, sweetheart. 274 00:16:51,086 --> 00:16:52,652 Yeah, sure. 275 00:16:52,653 --> 00:16:55,319 Your uncle Vic... How long was he in his? 276 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,686 - Nine days? - Ten. 277 00:16:57,687 --> 00:17:00,120 And I thought I'd lost him. 278 00:17:00,121 --> 00:17:02,054 I couldn't tell your grandmother it was AIDS at the time 279 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,154 because she couldn't have dealt with it. 280 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:04,454 I wanted to hear all about the white light 281 00:17:04,455 --> 00:17:05,754 and the... the tunnel 282 00:17:05,755 --> 00:17:09,322 and... and did Aunt Theresa get to heaven? 283 00:17:09,323 --> 00:17:11,789 First words out of his mouth, "Did I miss the Golden Globes?" 284 00:17:18,757 --> 00:17:20,423 So how is he? 285 00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:22,457 The same. 286 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,724 No change. 287 00:17:25,725 --> 00:17:27,325 I'm going to go back a little later. 288 00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:31,192 I thought I'd take something to his mom. 289 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,527 What was that for? 290 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,594 Turkey meat loaf... 291 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:46,329 Lemon bars... They're great today. 292 00:17:48,429 --> 00:17:50,761 You're a good driver. 293 00:17:50,762 --> 00:17:52,596 Better than you. 294 00:17:56,197 --> 00:17:58,629 Okay, slow down. This is a bit too fast. 295 00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:02,331 This is normal, and you just said I was a good driver. 296 00:18:04,598 --> 00:18:06,431 What? 297 00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:09,265 Nothing. 298 00:18:09,266 --> 00:18:11,599 It's just nice... you laughed. 299 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,099 It's been a while. 300 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:17,099 You know, maybe you could get another car, 301 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,733 let me have this for school. 302 00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:20,633 Oh, just hand it over, huh? 303 00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:23,434 I was 20 before I had a car. 304 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,734 I was going out with Jay McLaughlin. 305 00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:27,434 He could have been your father. 306 00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:29,201 That's stupid. I wouldn't be me. 307 00:18:29,202 --> 00:18:31,101 He was my first real boyfriend. 308 00:18:31,102 --> 00:18:32,435 I'd be totally someone else. 309 00:18:32,436 --> 00:18:35,035 Learned with him what a kiss really was. 310 00:18:35,036 --> 00:18:37,069 Gross. 311 00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:40,070 Don't tell me. I don't want to know. 312 00:18:40,071 --> 00:18:41,403 Well, now you do. 313 00:18:46,472 --> 00:18:48,504 So do you have a boyfriend, Justin? 314 00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:58,039 You can tell me. 315 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,573 I promise you, I won't tell your father. 316 00:18:59,574 --> 00:19:01,039 I don't. 317 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,140 Then who's Brian? 318 00:19:10,575 --> 00:19:13,609 Justin. Justin! 319 00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:36,912 Mrs. Schmidt? 320 00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:38,145 Michael. 321 00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:41,613 I don't mean to bug you. Uh, I brought you this. 322 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,313 It's from my mom... 323 00:19:43,314 --> 00:19:45,547 Meat loaf and lemon bars. 324 00:19:45,548 --> 00:19:48,915 The lemon bars are really good. 325 00:19:50,048 --> 00:19:52,915 Well, there's, um, still no change. 326 00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:55,549 They're watching and waiting, so... 327 00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:57,649 I thought I'd take a small break. 328 00:19:57,650 --> 00:20:02,116 I'm sure you could use one. 329 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,516 He mentioned a Michael. 330 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,284 I said, um, 331 00:20:06,285 --> 00:20:09,050 "tell me the name of one special friend." 332 00:20:09,051 --> 00:20:12,085 And he said, "well, there's a Michael." 333 00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:16,919 Thank you for the food, dear. 334 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,453 I'll, uh, stay a bit longer, 335 00:20:18,454 --> 00:20:20,453 and then I'll go to his condo tonight. 336 00:20:20,454 --> 00:20:24,120 His condo? 337 00:20:24,121 --> 00:20:26,020 Oh, for pajamas. 338 00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:27,520 I don't know if he even wears them, 339 00:20:27,521 --> 00:20:29,454 but if he does, 340 00:20:29,455 --> 00:20:32,422 He'll need them when, um... 341 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,023 Torso. 342 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,256 It's me. 343 00:20:44,257 --> 00:20:46,057 Oh, my God, is he dead? 344 00:20:46,058 --> 00:20:47,457 No, but he's going to wish he was 345 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:50,558 when he finds out his mom's going to his condo tonight for pajamas! 346 00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:52,625 Oh, shit! What if she finds his porn? 347 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,459 And his magazines! 348 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:56,425 And remember his 33rd birthday last year? 349 00:20:58,293 --> 00:20:59,960 When we gave him those 33 dildos. 350 00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,326 That was hilarious. 351 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,993 Well, it's not so funny anymore! 352 00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:04,994 We've got to go there and find all 33. 353 00:21:04,995 --> 00:21:06,593 - Wait! - What? 354 00:21:06,594 --> 00:21:08,927 What if he's given some as hostess gifts? 355 00:21:16,496 --> 00:21:18,162 I don't have a lot of time. 356 00:21:18,163 --> 00:21:21,063 You have time to kiss your son. 357 00:21:31,432 --> 00:21:34,264 Hey, honey! His bath's ready. 358 00:21:34,265 --> 00:21:35,598 Oh. 359 00:21:35,599 --> 00:21:37,466 Did we know he was coming? 360 00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:38,932 No, we did not know. 361 00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:41,866 Well, it'd be nice if you'd call first. 362 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,066 As I said, his bath's ready. 363 00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:44,300 So, if you want me to take him... 364 00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:46,433 I don't give a shit what Ted wants! 365 00:21:46,434 --> 00:21:48,334 I'm not doing it. Do you understand? 366 00:21:48,335 --> 00:21:50,434 I told him you'd be this way. 367 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,034 He has a mother. 368 00:21:52,035 --> 00:21:54,901 Yeah, would you wish this on yours? 369 00:21:54,902 --> 00:21:56,535 He has better friends. 370 00:21:56,536 --> 00:21:58,135 Well, that's for goddamn sure. 371 00:21:58,136 --> 00:21:59,335 Melanie, would you please... 372 00:21:59,336 --> 00:22:01,303 Look, did I barge in here at bath time? 373 00:22:01,304 --> 00:22:02,336 Was that me? 374 00:22:02,337 --> 00:22:04,169 Fuck bath time, and fuck you! 375 00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:06,303 - Hey, fuck you. - Just stop it! Both of you! 376 00:22:06,304 --> 00:22:08,304 So let's cut to the chase. Find somebody else. 377 00:22:08,305 --> 00:22:11,471 His mommy or Michael or Madonna... 378 00:22:11,472 --> 00:22:12,472 I don't care who! 379 00:22:12,473 --> 00:22:14,438 - But he chose you. - Well, he chose wrong. 380 00:22:14,439 --> 00:22:16,138 Yeah, that's what I said to him. 381 00:22:16,139 --> 00:22:17,772 I said, "Brian is not the person 382 00:22:17,773 --> 00:22:19,239 you want responsible for your life. 383 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,373 He's a selfish, narcissistic, little fucking faggot." 384 00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:24,473 And let me tell you something, it's not because you suck cock. 385 00:22:24,474 --> 00:22:26,540 It's because you're a little fucking coward! 386 00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:29,340 So go. Get out! Now! 387 00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:48,443 You had no right talking to him that way. 388 00:22:48,444 --> 00:22:50,444 "No right"? 389 00:22:50,445 --> 00:22:53,044 Ted is lying there, on life support. 390 00:22:53,045 --> 00:22:55,112 He is probably never going to wake up, 391 00:22:55,113 --> 00:22:57,911 and he is depending on Brian to show him the decency, 392 00:22:57,912 --> 00:23:00,179 the kindness to release him. 393 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,446 That's all the more reason to be kind. 394 00:23:03,447 --> 00:23:06,380 After all, he's the one who has to do it. 395 00:23:06,381 --> 00:23:08,247 Think how hard it must be... 396 00:23:08,248 --> 00:23:10,014 Or if it were one of us... 397 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:14,081 If it was me lying there and you had to pull the plug. 398 00:23:14,082 --> 00:23:17,949 I'm not sure I could. 399 00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:19,815 Maybe that's why you're so angry at him, 400 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,149 because you know if it were you, 401 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,250 you'd be as scared and angry as he is. 402 00:24:33,962 --> 00:24:36,094 She knows. My mom knows. 403 00:24:36,095 --> 00:24:38,294 - Holy shit. - I've got to find Brian. 404 00:24:38,295 --> 00:24:39,396 What for? 405 00:24:39,397 --> 00:24:41,862 - He'll know what to do. - Like he cares. 406 00:24:41,863 --> 00:24:43,030 He wants me. 407 00:24:43,031 --> 00:24:44,796 How can you tell? 408 00:24:44,797 --> 00:24:46,296 Because I can. 409 00:24:46,297 --> 00:24:48,764 I'm going to live with him. I'm going to be with him. 410 00:24:48,765 --> 00:24:51,264 You'll see. Now, please, you've got to help me. 411 00:24:51,265 --> 00:24:53,164 I'm grounded. 412 00:24:53,165 --> 00:24:54,765 My mom said she'd better come home 413 00:24:54,766 --> 00:24:58,765 and find me reading Toni Morrison. 414 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,166 Well, they don't get home until 7:00. 415 00:25:05,167 --> 00:25:08,200 And you do beat Beloved. 416 00:25:18,069 --> 00:25:19,835 That's better. 417 00:25:19,836 --> 00:25:21,202 I'm always telling him not everything in life 418 00:25:21,203 --> 00:25:22,635 needs to be centered. 419 00:25:22,636 --> 00:25:26,302 We can redecorate later. His mother's coming! 420 00:25:26,303 --> 00:25:27,670 Poppers. 421 00:25:27,671 --> 00:25:28,637 Oop! 422 00:25:28,638 --> 00:25:30,204 Cheddar, brie. 423 00:25:30,205 --> 00:25:31,971 I don't think there are particularly strong shame issues 424 00:25:31,972 --> 00:25:33,737 attached to cheese, Michael. 425 00:25:33,738 --> 00:25:35,071 Fine! Whatever. 426 00:25:35,072 --> 00:25:36,872 You check out the bedroom, I'll work out here. 427 00:25:36,873 --> 00:25:38,638 Okay. 428 00:25:44,707 --> 00:25:47,773 Falcon, Falcon... 429 00:25:47,774 --> 00:25:48,906 You've Got Mail? 430 00:25:48,907 --> 00:25:51,107 He masturbates to Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks? 431 00:25:51,108 --> 00:25:52,075 Ow! 432 00:25:52,076 --> 00:25:54,174 - Found 'em! - God! 433 00:25:54,175 --> 00:25:56,608 Jesus, look at this one! 434 00:25:56,609 --> 00:25:59,008 Hah! 435 00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:03,676 - Touché! - In this case, tushy! 436 00:26:03,677 --> 00:26:05,076 - Whoo! - Hah! 437 00:26:11,345 --> 00:26:13,144 Dead! Right through the heart! 438 00:26:13,145 --> 00:26:15,111 All right! 439 00:26:15,112 --> 00:26:16,744 There's, like, a million of them in there, 440 00:26:16,745 --> 00:26:19,712 - and we've got to find them all. - We must. 441 00:26:30,914 --> 00:26:33,647 Michael? 442 00:26:33,648 --> 00:26:35,714 Come here. 443 00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:04,285 Shit! Fuck! 444 00:27:04,286 --> 00:27:10,054 Brian! 445 00:27:10,055 --> 00:27:11,687 Shut up! 446 00:27:13,888 --> 00:27:15,988 Justin, I got to go home. 447 00:27:15,989 --> 00:27:18,288 But I... I have to find him. 448 00:27:18,289 --> 00:27:20,021 Well, what about the crazy lady? 449 00:27:20,022 --> 00:27:21,221 What crazy lady? 450 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:23,722 You know, the weird one from the diner. 451 00:27:23,723 --> 00:27:25,190 You mean Debbie? 452 00:27:29,158 --> 00:27:31,190 So what do you think it means? 453 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:33,624 I think it means he likes you. 454 00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:37,725 I think it means he loves me. 455 00:27:37,726 --> 00:27:39,858 Kind of flattering, in a way. 456 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:43,526 He collects you the way you collect comics. 457 00:27:43,527 --> 00:27:45,125 It's just that... 458 00:27:45,126 --> 00:27:49,493 All this time, I... I never knew. 459 00:27:49,494 --> 00:27:53,227 There's a lot of things we don't know about each other. 460 00:27:53,228 --> 00:27:55,760 Like, did you know... 461 00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:58,494 I used to walk down the street in Hazelhurst, Mississippi, 462 00:27:58,495 --> 00:28:01,063 and the postman would spit at me? 463 00:28:03,630 --> 00:28:06,629 I don't know where my father was born... 464 00:28:06,630 --> 00:28:10,597 Or even who he is. 465 00:28:12,497 --> 00:28:15,497 I sat with my dead grandma for an hour 466 00:28:15,498 --> 00:28:17,230 and held her hand 467 00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:20,132 before I told anyone she was dead. 468 00:28:22,733 --> 00:28:26,100 How come we never tell each other these things, huh? 469 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:30,901 Don't tell me. 470 00:28:30,902 --> 00:28:33,901 Brian... Am I right? 471 00:28:33,902 --> 00:28:37,734 Come on in. I'll make you a sandwich. 472 00:28:37,735 --> 00:28:39,635 - I actually just need to know... - And don't talk. 473 00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:42,136 I can figure it all out. 474 00:28:43,969 --> 00:28:48,137 Have a seat, honey, right there. 475 00:28:52,805 --> 00:28:55,804 Michael? It's me. 476 00:28:55,805 --> 00:28:58,639 You've got mail. 477 00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:02,105 I just want you to know 478 00:29:02,106 --> 00:29:06,639 Melanie feels terrible about what she said. 479 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,006 Do you think I care? 480 00:29:08,007 --> 00:29:10,006 Look, it's upsetting for all of us, 481 00:29:10,007 --> 00:29:11,173 but at a time like this, we could try 482 00:29:11,174 --> 00:29:15,641 showing a little compassion, especially for Ted. 483 00:29:15,642 --> 00:29:17,641 Is there any word? 484 00:29:17,642 --> 00:29:19,908 The machines say he's still alive. 485 00:29:19,909 --> 00:29:22,909 Poor guy. 486 00:29:22,910 --> 00:29:26,975 What about us? 487 00:29:26,976 --> 00:29:28,509 We don't have any beeps or wires 488 00:29:28,510 --> 00:29:30,610 with little white dots telling us we're alive, 489 00:29:30,611 --> 00:29:32,776 so how do we know? 490 00:29:32,777 --> 00:29:35,577 I guess we just take each other's word. 491 00:29:35,578 --> 00:29:38,610 Maybe we know from what people expect from us. 492 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,611 I mean, take Gus. 493 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:44,878 He needs me to feed him, to change him. 494 00:29:44,879 --> 00:29:48,679 Knowing that tells me I'm alive. 495 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,547 So, for me, right now it's him. 496 00:29:51,548 --> 00:29:55,547 What about me? 497 00:29:55,548 --> 00:29:59,081 Ted needs you now. 498 00:29:59,082 --> 00:30:01,648 So maybe that's what tells you you're alive. 499 00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:07,482 You'll do the right thing... 500 00:30:07,483 --> 00:30:09,717 Whatever it is. 501 00:30:10,884 --> 00:30:13,850 You don't know that. 502 00:30:35,021 --> 00:30:41,055 Fuck you. 503 00:30:43,522 --> 00:30:44,922 Fuck you... 504 00:30:44,923 --> 00:30:47,989 For going home with some tweaked-out little twinkie 505 00:30:47,990 --> 00:30:50,890 and thinking you got lucky. 506 00:30:55,891 --> 00:31:00,459 Did he let you eat his ass? 507 00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:03,393 Did he let you suck his cock? 508 00:31:05,626 --> 00:31:08,359 Well, I hope it was worth it. 509 00:31:10,893 --> 00:31:15,626 And fuck you for choosing me. 510 00:31:15,627 --> 00:31:17,794 I ought to let you lie here forever. 511 00:31:17,795 --> 00:31:20,029 How'd you like that? 512 00:31:24,763 --> 00:31:27,063 Can you hear me? 513 00:31:34,764 --> 00:31:38,732 You know, you're not so bad-looking. 514 00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:43,298 In fact... 515 00:31:43,299 --> 00:31:46,665 You look better like this. 516 00:31:46,666 --> 00:31:49,834 You should die more often... 517 00:31:51,334 --> 00:31:53,966 Or live... 518 00:31:53,967 --> 00:31:58,068 So that I don't have to say, "yes." 519 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:03,801 "Yes, I'll do it. 520 00:32:03,802 --> 00:32:06,902 I'll give you what you want... 521 00:32:06,903 --> 00:32:10,969 what you need." 522 00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:13,436 But don't think it's for you. 523 00:32:13,437 --> 00:32:16,837 It's not. 524 00:32:16,838 --> 00:32:19,038 It's for me. 525 00:33:03,812 --> 00:33:06,712 Jesus. 526 00:33:06,713 --> 00:33:08,278 This is my house! 527 00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:09,846 You've got your own. Go home! 528 00:33:09,847 --> 00:33:10,780 I can't. 529 00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:13,012 - What? - I can't. 530 00:33:13,013 --> 00:33:14,480 My mom knows. 531 00:33:14,481 --> 00:33:16,880 Well, she can go to my PFLAG group at the center, 532 00:33:16,881 --> 00:33:18,013 every other Tuesday. 533 00:33:18,014 --> 00:33:19,848 I'll get her a T-shirt and a button. 534 00:33:19,849 --> 00:33:21,581 - Ma, please! - "Ma, please" what? 535 00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:23,381 I am proud to have a gay son. 536 00:33:23,382 --> 00:33:24,349 We know! 537 00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,715 - And brother. - Thanks, sis. 538 00:33:26,716 --> 00:33:27,949 I've always said it isn't who you love, 539 00:33:27,950 --> 00:33:29,449 it's how you love. 540 00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:32,716 Genitalia is simply God's way of accessorizing. 541 00:33:32,717 --> 00:33:34,217 This is not about you 542 00:33:34,218 --> 00:33:35,983 and the Gay Mother of the Year award. 543 00:33:35,984 --> 00:33:37,983 This is about Brian's one-night stand. 544 00:33:37,984 --> 00:33:40,350 - Not just one. - Don't bet on it. 545 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:41,951 And who here even cares? 546 00:33:41,952 --> 00:33:44,818 I do! 547 00:33:44,819 --> 00:33:46,618 My dad threatened to disown me. 548 00:33:46,619 --> 00:33:47,785 He called me "a big queer." 549 00:33:47,786 --> 00:33:48,753 He didn't hit you, did he? 550 00:33:48,754 --> 00:33:50,252 Oh, come on, Uncle Vic. 551 00:33:50,253 --> 00:33:51,652 You're not going to listen to this shit? 552 00:33:51,653 --> 00:33:53,652 That's why I have to see Brian. 553 00:33:53,653 --> 00:33:56,487 - He'll let me stay with him. - I don't think so. 554 00:33:56,488 --> 00:33:59,187 Well, then... I'll go to New York. 555 00:33:59,188 --> 00:34:00,888 I'll become a hustler, and I'll sell my body 556 00:34:00,889 --> 00:34:02,755 to gross, old homos. 557 00:34:02,756 --> 00:34:04,955 I'll give you 20 bucks. 558 00:34:06,323 --> 00:34:09,222 Save him the train fare. 559 00:34:09,223 --> 00:34:10,756 I'm going to throw up. I gotta vomit... 560 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:11,822 Upstairs bathroom... 561 00:34:11,823 --> 00:34:16,223 The one for guests and drama queens. 562 00:34:17,524 --> 00:34:19,524 It's not a joke, you know. 563 00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:21,858 Gay teens have a very high suicide rate. 564 00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:23,491 Unfortunately, not this one. 565 00:34:50,830 --> 00:34:52,295 I'm calling his mother. 566 00:34:52,296 --> 00:34:53,696 It's not our business. 567 00:34:53,697 --> 00:34:55,296 He may be telling the truth. 568 00:34:55,297 --> 00:34:57,497 And even if he isn't, she's got to be worried. 569 00:34:57,498 --> 00:34:59,296 She's not worried. 570 00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:00,831 Now she knows. 571 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:03,731 It's not drugs. It's not booze. 572 00:35:03,732 --> 00:35:05,198 He didn't buy an automatic weapon 573 00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:07,398 to take down to the Spanish club. 574 00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:09,732 It's just cock. 575 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:13,333 Hi. 576 00:35:13,334 --> 00:35:15,666 How did he find you? 577 00:35:15,667 --> 00:35:18,200 They all find her. And now he won't leave. 578 00:35:18,201 --> 00:35:19,733 You got to do something. 579 00:35:19,734 --> 00:35:20,768 Like what? 580 00:35:20,769 --> 00:35:23,467 Like get him out of my house! 581 00:35:23,468 --> 00:35:24,734 He's upstairs. 582 00:35:24,735 --> 00:35:27,502 All right. I'm going. 583 00:35:27,503 --> 00:35:29,902 This is not how I wanted to spend my evening. 584 00:35:29,903 --> 00:35:33,369 By the way... 585 00:35:33,370 --> 00:35:36,203 Ted woke up. 586 00:35:36,204 --> 00:35:39,238 He's going to be okay. 587 00:36:00,809 --> 00:36:03,674 What are you doing here? 588 00:36:03,675 --> 00:36:05,107 Waiting for you. 589 00:36:05,108 --> 00:36:08,242 Well, it's a relief, I'll say that. 590 00:36:08,243 --> 00:36:09,575 I like Ted. 591 00:36:09,576 --> 00:36:12,342 There's a real sweetheart in there somewhere. 592 00:36:16,511 --> 00:36:18,110 Michael? 593 00:37:19,088 --> 00:37:21,587 - I've decided. - What? 594 00:37:21,588 --> 00:37:24,554 You and me... We're taking him home. 595 00:37:24,555 --> 00:37:27,321 Why you and me? Why... why me at all? 596 00:37:27,322 --> 00:37:29,421 Well, he can hardly go with Brian. 597 00:37:29,422 --> 00:37:31,222 And if I go, it looks a little... 598 00:37:31,223 --> 00:37:33,289 Fagin and Oliver Twist. 599 00:37:33,290 --> 00:37:35,556 Leaving me, huh? The harmless one. 600 00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:37,457 Thanks a lot. 601 00:37:43,092 --> 00:37:45,624 I'm calling your mother. I'm taking you home. 602 00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:48,491 I'm not going. 603 00:37:48,492 --> 00:37:50,458 You get my tits in a knot, sunshine, 604 00:37:50,459 --> 00:37:52,726 and you're going to be in deep shit. 605 00:37:52,727 --> 00:37:56,060 Excuse me. 606 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:02,060 What are you studying in school? 607 00:38:02,061 --> 00:38:03,028 Hmm? 608 00:38:03,029 --> 00:38:04,728 It's called conversation. 609 00:38:09,263 --> 00:38:11,128 Ready? 610 00:38:11,129 --> 00:38:14,396 I need to talk to Brian. I'll be there in a second. 611 00:38:28,332 --> 00:38:32,032 Do you have anything to say? 612 00:38:32,033 --> 00:38:33,999 No. 613 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,099 Well, I do. 614 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:37,332 You can fuck him at your place. 615 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:38,633 You can fuck him in his gym class. 616 00:38:38,634 --> 00:38:40,300 You can fuck him at the zoo. 617 00:38:40,301 --> 00:38:43,200 But you cannot fuck him in my mother's house... 618 00:38:43,201 --> 00:38:45,067 In my room. 619 00:38:45,068 --> 00:38:48,202 We're waiting! 620 00:38:50,602 --> 00:38:53,202 Okay, I'm going to go do this little job, 621 00:38:53,203 --> 00:38:54,669 and then I'm going to go see Ted at the hospital. 622 00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:56,570 You do whatever the fuck you want. 623 00:39:01,638 --> 00:39:06,204 Nobody knows if it's nature or nurture, being gay. 624 00:39:06,205 --> 00:39:07,304 Now they're all saying you can tell 625 00:39:07,305 --> 00:39:08,938 by the length of the index finger, 626 00:39:08,939 --> 00:39:11,172 although all of Michael's fingers are perfectly normal. 627 00:39:11,173 --> 00:39:12,605 He should have three kids and a beer belly, 628 00:39:12,606 --> 00:39:15,472 and he's about as gay as you get. 629 00:39:15,473 --> 00:39:19,174 Ma, give it rest! 630 00:39:27,608 --> 00:39:29,575 Listen! 631 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:32,542 That's nice, huh? 632 00:39:32,543 --> 00:39:36,476 Not like that old buzzer at our house. 633 00:39:36,477 --> 00:39:37,543 Oh, hi! 634 00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:39,943 Um... 635 00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:41,910 I was admiring your chimes. 636 00:39:41,911 --> 00:39:44,143 You have a real nice place here. 637 00:39:44,144 --> 00:39:47,245 Oh, thank you. Uh, you must be... 638 00:39:49,112 --> 00:39:52,345 Rude little shit, isn't he? 639 00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:56,946 Um, I'm Debbie Novotny. 640 00:39:56,947 --> 00:39:59,413 And this is my gay son, Michael. 641 00:39:59,414 --> 00:40:03,313 Ma! 642 00:40:03,314 --> 00:40:05,514 I'm Jennifer Taylor. 643 00:40:05,515 --> 00:40:07,314 Jennifer. 644 00:40:07,315 --> 00:40:09,181 Honey? Who's there? 645 00:40:09,182 --> 00:40:12,082 It's no one! 646 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,550 Listen, uh... 647 00:40:18,551 --> 00:40:20,650 If you ever need to talk to somebody, 648 00:40:20,651 --> 00:40:22,650 I work over at the Liberty Diner 649 00:40:22,651 --> 00:40:26,484 on Liberty Avenue... 650 00:40:26,485 --> 00:40:30,286 'Cause I know what you're going through... 651 00:40:30,287 --> 00:40:33,186 The finding out. 652 00:40:34,986 --> 00:40:37,252 I mean, I always knew about Michael. 653 00:40:37,253 --> 00:40:39,887 In fact, I told him, right? 654 00:40:41,121 --> 00:40:45,420 To spare him the pain of having to tell me. 655 00:40:45,421 --> 00:40:47,454 So... 656 00:40:47,455 --> 00:40:49,121 Jennifer... 657 00:40:49,122 --> 00:40:52,254 Don't ask, "are you?" 658 00:40:52,255 --> 00:40:54,955 Because it's never a question. 659 00:40:54,956 --> 00:40:58,455 Just say, "I know." 660 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,591 Uh, thank you. 661 00:41:06,058 --> 00:41:07,924 You had to say all that? 662 00:41:07,925 --> 00:41:09,891 I was trying to help. 663 00:41:09,892 --> 00:41:11,293 You try too much. 664 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,393 You're still wearing that same old coat. 665 00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:22,293 So someday you'll buy me a mink. 666 00:41:23,262 --> 00:41:25,227 You're going to be a big success. 667 00:41:25,228 --> 00:41:28,928 Yeah, right. You'll freeze to death first. 668 00:41:28,929 --> 00:41:31,295 - What was that for? - You can be such an asshole! 669 00:41:31,296 --> 00:41:35,129 - What'd I do? - You don't know yourself! 670 00:41:35,130 --> 00:41:37,329 "Know thyself." 671 00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:39,596 Some Greek said that. 672 00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:41,396 Who was it? 673 00:41:41,397 --> 00:41:44,263 Zorba? 674 00:41:44,264 --> 00:41:48,464 I don't know. 675 00:41:48,465 --> 00:41:50,997 I don't know anything. 676 00:41:50,998 --> 00:41:54,166 Now take me home. 677 00:41:57,567 --> 00:41:59,166 Are you sure I can't help? 678 00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:02,133 I can do it. It's no big deal. 679 00:42:02,134 --> 00:42:04,133 I wish you'd let me drive you home. 680 00:42:04,134 --> 00:42:06,201 I already asked my friends. 681 00:42:06,202 --> 00:42:10,235 Michael, Emmett, Brian. 682 00:42:11,869 --> 00:42:14,001 I met them while you were asleep. 683 00:42:14,002 --> 00:42:17,902 - Oh. - They're very nice... 684 00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:20,236 Especially Michael. 685 00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:22,937 Yeah, Michael is... 686 00:42:22,938 --> 00:42:25,470 Especially special. 687 00:42:25,471 --> 00:42:27,337 Are you two... 688 00:42:27,338 --> 00:42:28,804 I mean... 689 00:42:28,805 --> 00:42:30,172 Oh, no. 690 00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:32,505 No, we, uh... 691 00:42:32,506 --> 00:42:33,805 He's just a friend. 692 00:42:33,806 --> 00:42:36,805 Well, he's a very good friend. 693 00:42:36,806 --> 00:42:39,005 He was very kind to me. 694 00:42:39,006 --> 00:42:40,840 I'm grateful you have him. 695 00:42:40,841 --> 00:42:42,339 Yeah, so am I. 696 00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:47,140 Because more than anything, I worry that you're alone... 697 00:42:47,141 --> 00:42:49,441 And that there's no one to look after you. 698 00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:50,907 I can take care of myself. 699 00:42:50,908 --> 00:42:52,441 Oh, I know you can. 700 00:42:52,442 --> 00:42:54,209 You've always been self-sufficient. 701 00:42:54,210 --> 00:42:58,742 I just... I wish you had someone to love you. 702 00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:01,210 I mean, if you did, maybe this wouldn't have happened. 703 00:43:01,211 --> 00:43:04,910 Mom, please. Let's, uh... 704 00:43:04,911 --> 00:43:06,510 I'm sorry. 705 00:43:06,511 --> 00:43:10,244 I know that it embarrasses you if I talk too much or... 706 00:43:10,245 --> 00:43:13,511 I get too emotional. 707 00:43:13,512 --> 00:43:16,946 But I can't help thinking that... 708 00:43:16,947 --> 00:43:19,512 If you hadn't woken up, 709 00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:22,947 then I would never have gotten the chance to let you know 710 00:43:22,948 --> 00:43:26,314 how proud I am that you're my son 711 00:43:26,315 --> 00:43:29,914 and that it doesn't matter to me what you are. 712 00:43:29,915 --> 00:43:34,281 Oh, I got over that a long time ago. 713 00:43:34,282 --> 00:43:39,049 And that whenever you're feeling alone... 714 00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:42,382 Or that no one loves you... 715 00:43:42,383 --> 00:43:45,750 That's not true... 716 00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:47,351 Because I do. 717 00:43:55,253 --> 00:43:57,385 Thank you... 718 00:43:57,386 --> 00:44:00,320 Mom, for, uh... For saying that. 719 00:44:08,322 --> 00:44:10,120 Now, say it three times and click your heels... 720 00:44:10,121 --> 00:44:13,688 "there's no place like home." 721 00:44:13,689 --> 00:44:15,788 You know, you guys really didn't have to do this... 722 00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:18,121 All the flowers and the groceries. 723 00:44:18,122 --> 00:44:20,223 One-stop shopping at the big Q-mart. 724 00:44:20,224 --> 00:44:22,323 Well, it's... it's nice. 725 00:44:22,324 --> 00:44:25,356 Only, can somebody tell me why I had to stay there 726 00:44:25,357 --> 00:44:27,257 three days after I woke up? 727 00:44:27,258 --> 00:44:29,657 They wanted to make sure you're still alive. 728 00:44:29,658 --> 00:44:33,058 On your best days, it's hard to tell. 729 00:44:33,059 --> 00:44:36,191 Okay, just so you don't freak out... 730 00:44:36,192 --> 00:44:39,326 Your dildos are missing... and your porn. 731 00:44:39,327 --> 00:44:43,860 We had to move it all, in case your mom found it. 732 00:44:43,861 --> 00:44:47,694 Well, I expect all 33 back... cleaned. 733 00:44:50,928 --> 00:44:53,961 - You should eat something, honey. - I'm not hungry. 734 00:44:53,962 --> 00:44:56,128 We bought you a whole fucking chicken. 735 00:44:56,129 --> 00:44:57,896 And you're gonna eat it. 736 00:45:06,865 --> 00:45:09,997 It always looks so much smaller. 737 00:45:09,998 --> 00:45:13,631 - What does? - Your life... 738 00:45:13,632 --> 00:45:16,265 Especially after returning from a near-death experience. 739 00:45:16,266 --> 00:45:18,065 Like watching the Oscars. 740 00:45:18,066 --> 00:45:19,799 "Immediately preceded by... " 741 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,032 "The Barbara Walters Special." 742 00:45:24,968 --> 00:45:26,933 I'm glad you're here. 743 00:45:26,934 --> 00:45:30,168 You are? 744 00:45:30,169 --> 00:45:34,801 Well, uh, I, um... 745 00:45:34,802 --> 00:45:37,668 What? 746 00:45:37,669 --> 00:45:39,635 Um... 747 00:45:39,636 --> 00:45:41,935 Uh... 748 00:45:41,936 --> 00:45:45,171 I'm glad you're here too. 749 00:45:47,104 --> 00:45:49,637 And if you ever want to talk about this 750 00:45:49,638 --> 00:45:52,937 or other stuff... 751 00:45:52,938 --> 00:45:54,705 "Other stuff"? 752 00:45:54,706 --> 00:45:56,304 You know, if there's some... 753 00:45:56,305 --> 00:45:58,272 You know, if there's something you can't talk about. 754 00:45:58,273 --> 00:46:00,206 Like what? 755 00:46:00,207 --> 00:46:01,906 I don't know. 756 00:46:01,907 --> 00:46:06,073 You know, maybe if you talk about it, it might help it. 757 00:46:06,074 --> 00:46:10,107 But, you know, you might not get you what you want... 758 00:46:10,108 --> 00:46:13,674 But... 759 00:46:13,675 --> 00:46:17,041 Aw, shit. 760 00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:21,709 Are you going to come eat the chicken? 761 00:46:21,710 --> 00:46:24,010 I'm going to arrange the daisies. 762 00:46:27,844 --> 00:46:29,644 I saw you... 763 00:46:29,645 --> 00:46:32,310 Fucking... 764 00:46:32,311 --> 00:46:34,711 When I woke up. 765 00:46:34,712 --> 00:46:38,211 I thought... 766 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:42,312 "I'm in hell, and this is my punishment... 767 00:46:42,313 --> 00:46:46,281 watching Brian Kinney fucking for all eternity." 768 00:46:47,947 --> 00:46:50,780 You should be so lucky. 769 00:46:54,915 --> 00:46:58,548 Why me? 770 00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:00,316 Why did you choose me? 771 00:47:08,317 --> 00:47:11,050 My mother couldn't do it. 772 00:47:11,051 --> 00:47:13,050 Michael and Emmett... 773 00:47:13,051 --> 00:47:14,885 couldn't do it. 774 00:47:14,886 --> 00:47:17,851 But you could, 775 00:47:17,852 --> 00:47:21,585 'cause you're a heartless shit. 776 00:47:21,586 --> 00:47:24,886 You could pull the plug, and you wouldn't cry. 777 00:47:24,887 --> 00:47:27,021 And you'd know when it's time to go. 778 00:47:46,857 --> 00:47:48,096 I want it to be you. 779 00:47:48,097 --> 00:47:49,097 What? 780 00:47:49,098 --> 00:47:51,566 I want it to be you! 781 00:47:51,567 --> 00:47:54,903 I'll put it in writing. 782 00:47:54,904 --> 00:47:57,205 I want it to be you too. 783 00:47:57,206 --> 00:48:00,142 You pull my plug. 784 00:48:00,143 --> 00:48:02,777 And you pull mine. 785 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:20,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 786 00:49:59,895 --> 00:50:01,897 ♪ come on ♪ 787 00:50:05,934 --> 00:50:08,604 ♪ I wanna hear it ♪ 788 00:50:10,172 --> 00:50:11,173 ♪ let's get soaking wet ♪