1 00:00:04,967 --> 00:00:06,366 Zapredelie Studio 2 00:00:14,207 --> 00:00:16,402 Abrau-Durso 3 00:00:24,647 --> 00:00:28,083 Producers Renata LITVINOVA and Zemfira RAMAZANOVA 4 00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:36,646 Present 5 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:43,760 Olga KUZINA 6 00:00:47,807 --> 00:00:49,957 Tatiana DRUBICH 7 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:54,076 The portal is opening... 8 00:00:55,327 --> 00:00:56,999 Renata LITVINOVA 9 00:00:57,367 --> 00:01:00,723 The portal is opening... 10 00:01:05,887 --> 00:01:08,765 The portal is open 11 00:01:09,287 --> 00:01:13,041 Nikolai KHOMERIKI, Sati SPIVAKOVA, Alisa KHAZANOVA 12 00:01:19,327 --> 00:01:22,205 Written and directed by Renata LITVINOVA 13 00:01:42,207 --> 00:01:45,324 Music by Zemfira RAMAZANOVA 14 00:01:55,207 --> 00:01:59,678 Designers: Tatiana URKOVA, Natalia SELINSKAYA 15 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:25,555 Designers: Tatiana URKOVA, Natalia SELINSKAYA 16 00:03:30,487 --> 00:03:35,322 RITA'S LAST FAIRY TALE 17 00:03:57,927 --> 00:03:59,360 What an awful town 18 00:03:59,647 --> 00:04:01,205 Not a single doorway 19 00:04:01,487 --> 00:04:04,001 all the old buildings have been demolished 20 00:04:04,247 --> 00:04:06,715 Was it the government, or the people? 21 00:04:07,007 --> 00:04:11,523 I don't know; they took down all the pretty buildings. Disgusting 22 00:04:12,287 --> 00:04:13,515 Why is it dead? 23 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:16,956 Unfreeze! 24 00:04:20,447 --> 00:04:22,915 Can you bring me some tea? You have some too 25 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:31,001 Today we're processing the case of Rita Gautier 26 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:35,596 Freeze! 27 00:04:36,927 --> 00:04:39,043 Margarita Gautier... 28 00:04:43,447 --> 00:04:46,359 Born in 1 977 29 00:04:46,847 --> 00:04:54,686 I had to take the lowest-paying job, in the auxiliary wing of Hospital No. 20 30 00:04:55,407 --> 00:05:00,959 There was no other way for me to control this particular woman 31 00:05:01,607 --> 00:05:04,075 I think we should be taking notes 32 00:05:31,687 --> 00:05:39,082 RITA'S LAST FAIRY TALE 33 00:06:15,047 --> 00:06:16,685 You're all settled in? 34 00:06:17,087 --> 00:06:19,237 I forgot to introduce myself: I'm Tanya 35 00:06:19,527 --> 00:06:21,961 Can I sit down? They don't have a single chair around here 36 00:06:22,247 --> 00:06:24,636 - Nice to meet you - And my name is Tanya Immorta 37 00:06:25,607 --> 00:06:27,723 Immorta: is that a surname or a nickname? 38 00:06:28,007 --> 00:06:31,443 Nickname? It's a famous surname 39 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:35,480 The whole university remembers my name 40 00:06:35,847 --> 00:06:39,362 They can't touch me with a name like that 41 00:06:40,087 --> 00:06:41,918 - Mine is Gautier - I know your name is Gautier 42 00:06:42,127 --> 00:06:44,243 We were at university together 43 00:06:44,567 --> 00:06:48,480 I was a year behind, a year behind. You don't remember me? 44 00:06:48,687 --> 00:06:49,597 No 45 00:06:50,087 --> 00:06:51,759 - That's strange - Where's Nadia? 46 00:06:53,127 --> 00:06:54,116 Nadia? 47 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:59,519 I'll be representing Nadia. I'll be accompanying you everywhere 48 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,925 And where am I going? 49 00:07:02,287 --> 00:07:03,276 Well... 50 00:07:03,807 --> 00:07:04,683 there 51 00:07:04,927 --> 00:07:06,599 What do you mean? Am I staying here? 52 00:07:07,207 --> 00:07:08,196 Of course 53 00:07:08,407 --> 00:07:09,965 This is your ward 54 00:07:10,487 --> 00:07:13,320 Of course this is the auxiliary wing. Everybody hates it here 55 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:16,764 Every year, they want to demolish it. But I love this wing 56 00:07:17,047 --> 00:07:19,356 First of all, you can smoke here, 57 00:07:20,167 --> 00:07:22,727 and our head doctor never shows her face around here 58 00:07:22,967 --> 00:07:24,400 Where are the windows? 59 00:07:25,607 --> 00:07:27,120 What do you mean? Right there 60 00:07:27,887 --> 00:07:31,004 They've just been bricked over a bit, to reinforce the foundation 61 00:07:31,247 --> 00:07:33,477 We got a huge crack right here 62 00:07:34,447 --> 00:07:35,766 - Smoke? - Yes, thanks 63 00:07:36,007 --> 00:07:37,520 Actually, this is your lucky day: 64 00:07:38,847 --> 00:07:40,803 this is all in your honour... 65 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:43,282 May I call you Rita? 66 00:07:43,527 --> 00:07:46,360 We discharged your roommate to spend the night at home 67 00:07:46,607 --> 00:07:49,644 I smoke too much. I should quit 68 00:07:50,247 --> 00:07:51,726 Can you imagine? I'm a doctor, 69 00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:53,958 and I don't even know what's wrong with me! 70 00:07:54,327 --> 00:07:57,763 Don't worry; there's no reason to quit now 71 00:07:58,007 --> 00:07:59,201 I was saying, 72 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,205 you've got one nasty roommate 73 00:08:02,487 --> 00:08:05,240 - Really? - She's been here a year now 74 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:07,439 Broke two beds already 75 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,838 Keeps fidgeting and writing all the time 76 00:08:11,087 --> 00:08:13,203 We call her the Record Keeper 77 00:08:14,007 --> 00:08:16,646 She chronicles the lives of her roommates 78 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:21,438 She's gone through a lot of roommates in the last year, so she writes about them 79 00:08:21,687 --> 00:08:25,646 Eavesdropping, spying... Unpleasant woman 80 00:08:26,207 --> 00:08:27,925 But I won't be staying long? 81 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:30,084 I'm only here for a week. Right? 82 00:08:33,807 --> 00:08:35,763 - Well, I don't know - But where's Nadia? 83 00:08:36,327 --> 00:08:40,036 We were classmates, and she sticks me in this awful ward 84 00:08:42,287 --> 00:08:45,962 She doesn't hold any sway these days 85 00:08:46,447 --> 00:08:48,517 Don't be mad at her 86 00:08:49,367 --> 00:08:51,403 She has no influence 87 00:08:51,607 --> 00:08:54,997 She's completely depressed. She's got so fragile 88 00:08:56,207 --> 00:09:00,041 She sits around for hours on end sometimes 89 00:09:00,647 --> 00:09:04,117 You can't even get her to see patients. She doesn't go out 90 00:09:04,407 --> 00:09:05,920 She's started drinking 91 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:09,565 That's right; she's got into hard liquor 92 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:12,486 I don't like hard liquor. I prefer wine, things like that... 93 00:09:12,727 --> 00:09:13,796 I like champagne 94 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,520 Ah, I love champagne 95 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:17,395 I'll keep that in mind! 96 00:09:17,647 --> 00:09:21,003 OK, I'll be going now. I'll take your cigarette butt for you 97 00:09:21,287 --> 00:09:24,836 - So, get yourself settled - Thanks 98 00:09:26,127 --> 00:09:28,925 I'll call that Nadia woman for you. Hold on 99 00:09:34,687 --> 00:09:36,279 Ah, Nadia 100 00:09:36,767 --> 00:09:39,645 Shouldn't you be going? Your friend Rita is... waiting 101 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:40,757 Just a sec 102 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,236 In a minute 103 00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:44,723 She's been waiting a while 104 00:09:46,207 --> 00:09:47,526 That's her calling 105 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,484 - The briefing is starting - Coming 106 00:10:08,887 --> 00:10:10,639 You're all smoking again 107 00:10:11,447 --> 00:10:15,440 Besaborkin, this isn't the morgue. Put on your white coat 108 00:10:16,887 --> 00:10:17,876 - Hello - Hello 109 00:10:19,807 --> 00:10:22,037 Well, who's delivering the report today? 110 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:25,325 - Alevtina - I know. I'm doing the report today 111 00:10:25,607 --> 00:10:28,644 - Let's go, let's go. Don't drag it out - Yeah, I know 112 00:10:34,407 --> 00:10:36,238 Look where you put the ashtray 113 00:10:36,487 --> 00:10:39,684 The only new arrival today is Nadia's friend, 114 00:10:39,927 --> 00:10:42,600 Margarita Gautier, in the auxiliary wing 115 00:10:42,847 --> 00:10:48,444 Meanwhile, we lost three people overnight and yesterday 116 00:10:48,807 --> 00:10:50,877 All men, from the men's ward 117 00:10:51,327 --> 00:10:53,636 Their deaths were expected, and Doctor Dupel 118 00:10:53,927 --> 00:10:56,725 took them through all the necessary arrangements 119 00:10:57,607 --> 00:10:59,916 Something's not right here 120 00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:05,924 We lost three people overnight and yesterday 121 00:11:06,807 --> 00:11:09,367 All men, from the men's ward 122 00:11:09,687 --> 00:11:12,884 Their deaths were expected, and Doctor Dupel 123 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:16,364 took them through all the necessary arrangements 124 00:11:17,247 --> 00:11:20,683 - March 13th. Should I announce the year? - No need 125 00:11:21,287 --> 00:11:24,006 Thank you, Alevtina 126 00:11:25,047 --> 00:11:28,642 Is it true the auxiliary wing is going to be demolished? 127 00:11:32,647 --> 00:11:34,922 - OK, the briefing is over - Thank God 128 00:11:35,207 --> 00:11:36,526 You're free to go 129 00:11:37,207 --> 00:11:40,961 And please don't smoke. You're doctors! 130 00:11:41,247 --> 00:11:43,363 I should take my bag with me 131 00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:45,325 I nearly forgot mine too! 132 00:11:49,647 --> 00:11:52,002 Seventy-five years old, and still smoking 133 00:11:52,207 --> 00:11:54,163 Anna, wait for me 134 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,804 What's going on back there? How much longer? 135 00:12:04,647 --> 00:12:06,399 Have patience 136 00:12:16,727 --> 00:12:20,003 Here, Joseph from the hepatitis ward gave it to me 137 00:12:20,247 --> 00:12:22,966 Cute guy, by the way. A nose like this 138 00:12:23,607 --> 00:12:27,202 Have you heard? They've been seeing a woman in white in the new wing 139 00:12:27,487 --> 00:12:29,637 Some of the dying patients see her 140 00:12:29,927 --> 00:12:31,280 What woman in white? 141 00:12:32,287 --> 00:12:33,276 I'll tell you 142 00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:40,236 Two weeks ago, a woman died in the hepatitis ward... 143 00:12:41,007 --> 00:12:42,406 - What was her name? - Krahoborova 144 00:12:42,647 --> 00:12:44,683 So now she appears to people 145 00:12:44,887 --> 00:12:45,763 Rosa saw her 146 00:12:46,127 --> 00:12:47,958 Since when is Rosa dying? 147 00:12:48,407 --> 00:12:49,999 - Right. - She's not dying! 148 00:12:50,287 --> 00:12:51,561 She's from the gynaecology ward 149 00:12:51,887 --> 00:12:55,402 Why do you think that only dying patients can see her? 150 00:12:56,127 --> 00:13:00,757 I think that if Death respects someone, 151 00:13:01,887 --> 00:13:04,117 it should visit them ahead of time. 152 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,722 To warn them, tell them to get ready, 153 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,561 make out a will 154 00:13:09,847 --> 00:13:12,645 Of course, Death shouldn't look like that Krahoborova 155 00:13:12,847 --> 00:13:14,326 I saw her. Ugly as hell 156 00:13:14,567 --> 00:13:18,719 I'd like Death to appear as a well-dressed woman, 157 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,884 with a glass of champagne 158 00:13:22,247 --> 00:13:24,966 And I want her to get to the point, 159 00:13:25,407 --> 00:13:28,046 not beat around the bush. OK? 160 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:32,676 Sure! 161 00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:38,320 What kind of dress would you like: black, yellow, green, or red? 162 00:13:38,607 --> 00:13:40,245 I'd like it to be yellow 163 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,283 Just like Tanya 164 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,365 Yes, Death should look like you! 165 00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:49,084 Well, thank you for your trust 166 00:13:49,487 --> 00:13:52,638 I should go. I have to go to the lab, then go see Rosa 167 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,486 Look, it's so red 168 00:13:55,887 --> 00:13:59,516 OK, can you lend me the brooch? Please, for a date? 169 00:13:59,727 --> 00:14:01,843 I'm not giving it to you. You'll break it 170 00:14:02,127 --> 00:14:05,324 You're so stingy! Just wait 'till you want something from me 171 00:14:05,527 --> 00:14:09,236 What could I possibly want from the morgue? There's nothing to want 172 00:14:09,447 --> 00:14:12,280 Just wait; you'll remember me when you really need something from me 173 00:14:12,527 --> 00:14:14,165 - You forgot the flowers - They are for you 174 00:14:14,407 --> 00:14:16,238 But watch out for her; she'll steal them 175 00:14:16,527 --> 00:14:21,681 Regina, do you even have a medical degree? Bring me your diploma tomorrow 176 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:24,435 Allushka, could I have a cigarette? 177 00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:25,796 You shouldn't smoke 178 00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:28,359 I can do anything now 179 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:31,240 Personally, I would wear a green one! 180 00:14:32,327 --> 00:14:36,798 Gautier, put that cigarette out. You can't smoke here! 181 00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:38,403 She's allowed 182 00:14:38,687 --> 00:14:40,803 Gautier, put out the cigarette 183 00:14:43,487 --> 00:14:45,682 Gautier, where are you going? 184 00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:53,322 - Why did you give her cigarettes? - She took them herself 185 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,600 In the world of humans, I tried to behave like a human 186 00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:17,996 And... so that no one could blow my cover, figure out who I really was 187 00:15:18,647 --> 00:15:20,877 I couldn't turn down the drinks, 188 00:15:21,127 --> 00:15:24,164 because it was a tradition at that hospital 189 00:15:24,647 --> 00:15:27,764 I couldn't turn down a single date with a man, 190 00:15:28,007 --> 00:15:32,797 because the women of this town put great stock in dates with men 191 00:15:33,007 --> 00:15:37,239 All that had a terrible effect on my shell, greatly damaged it 192 00:15:38,407 --> 00:15:41,763 But I tried to stay hidden, 193 00:15:42,927 --> 00:15:48,365 though the soul in my care, Margarita Gautier, 194 00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:53,921 nearly blew my cover once: 195 00:15:54,527 --> 00:15:59,476 she said she wanted Death to look just like me 196 00:15:59,687 --> 00:16:03,236 Funny girl: I was her Death 197 00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:16,238 This one gave me so much trouble 198 00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:22,597 I didn't have time to turn it into a stuffed toy 199 00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,156 Kolya! 200 00:16:44,447 --> 00:16:46,563 - Can we come in? - Of course, of course 201 00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:49,478 Come in, come in 202 00:17:00,527 --> 00:17:04,566 Can you imagine, Nadia hasn't stopped by to see me once 203 00:17:08,047 --> 00:17:09,036 Thank you 204 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:12,397 Your feet must be soaking wet 205 00:17:12,647 --> 00:17:14,080 Give me your insoles 206 00:17:18,927 --> 00:17:20,155 Give them to me 207 00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:42,242 The radiator is so hot, they'll be dry in no time 208 00:17:57,567 --> 00:18:00,877 Don't - my rash... 209 00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:03,921 Gautier, it's time 210 00:18:08,927 --> 00:18:10,838 Sorry 211 00:18:12,247 --> 00:18:14,044 It's time for me to go 212 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,962 Don't forget the insoles 213 00:19:57,287 --> 00:20:00,279 Why haven't I seen a doctor all this time? 214 00:20:00,527 --> 00:20:02,882 Because nobody wants to work here 215 00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:07,076 We're constantly getting flooded, and the doctors are all old. 216 00:20:07,327 --> 00:20:09,636 They don't have the energy to come see you 217 00:20:09,927 --> 00:20:13,397 I have a friend working here, Nadia. She's got an important job 218 00:20:13,687 --> 00:20:16,963 Beautiful woman, black hair. She's not old 219 00:20:17,847 --> 00:20:20,236 There are no beautiful women here! 220 00:20:20,607 --> 00:20:21,642 Yes, there are! 221 00:20:22,047 --> 00:20:24,925 Yes, but I'll be getting discharged soon 222 00:20:25,447 --> 00:20:28,484 I don't even know what's wrong with me 223 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,247 Your friend doesn't want to scare you? 224 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,721 What do you have? 225 00:20:33,127 --> 00:20:35,083 They couldn't find anything 226 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,518 Anyway, turn off the light. That's enough; 227 00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:39,957 time for me to sleep. You can't smoke in here 228 00:20:43,487 --> 00:20:47,446 It's OK. I'll finish my smoke; no one can hear 229 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,839 DREAM No. 1 230 00:22:11,567 --> 00:22:14,684 - Nadia, where are you going? - Just stepping out for a minute 231 00:22:15,047 --> 00:22:16,366 I'll be right back 232 00:22:16,647 --> 00:22:20,401 No, there are no portals here. Can't find a single doorway, 233 00:22:20,647 --> 00:22:25,846 because the mayor of this town keeps demolishing beautiful buildings 234 00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:28,156 Hello 235 00:22:28,527 --> 00:22:29,357 Freeze! 236 00:22:29,567 --> 00:22:32,081 How did you manage to use the phone? 237 00:22:32,327 --> 00:22:35,160 It hasn't worked in five years 238 00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:39,121 Really? It worked just fine for me 239 00:22:39,447 --> 00:22:42,644 - Young lady, I don't know you - I don't know you either 240 00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:44,722 I'm new 241 00:22:44,927 --> 00:22:47,395 And where are you from? Which ward? 242 00:22:47,647 --> 00:22:50,241 I was just heading over to the morgue, 243 00:22:50,527 --> 00:22:52,085 to celebrate my new job 244 00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:54,602 What do you mean? It hasn't been functional in years 245 00:22:54,887 --> 00:22:56,002 Are they opening it back up? 246 00:22:56,247 --> 00:22:57,999 A decision has been made 247 00:22:58,327 --> 00:23:01,160 to reopen the auxiliary wing of the morgue 248 00:23:01,407 --> 00:23:04,763 Because... everything's falling apart around here... 249 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,561 because we're expecting a large influx of bodies 250 00:23:07,807 --> 00:23:09,160 You haven't heard? 251 00:23:09,447 --> 00:23:13,725 We might even have an outbreak of bubonic plague 252 00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:15,685 I can't believe you haven't heard 253 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:16,837 - Bye - Bye 254 00:23:18,407 --> 00:23:20,363 She's strange. Is that a stuffed toy? 255 00:23:21,007 --> 00:23:25,956 ...building 1 9 has been demolished, the portal doorway... 256 00:23:27,007 --> 00:23:30,682 ...building on Prechistensky Boulevard by 257 00:23:31,007 --> 00:23:33,646 the municipal government and the Mayor himself... 258 00:23:33,927 --> 00:23:36,805 Building 2 has been demolished... 259 00:23:39,247 --> 00:23:41,397 6 Nikitsky Boulevard... 260 00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:45,483 - Hey, what is that radio station? - Hey, hi there 261 00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:46,916 Hello, hello! 262 00:23:47,327 --> 00:23:51,684 It's sort of, you know, a scientific, medical radio station 263 00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:58,885 Building 4/2, has been demolished, the portal doorway... 264 00:24:00,767 --> 00:24:03,998 the building on Tverskoy Boulevard, building 1... 265 00:24:08,007 --> 00:24:09,076 Hello, Serafim! 266 00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:13,762 - Hello! - What an awful town, just terrible 267 00:24:14,127 --> 00:24:16,243 The only pretty wing in the entire hospital, 268 00:24:16,527 --> 00:24:18,916 and they've been trying to demolish it for years 269 00:24:19,407 --> 00:24:21,682 - Do you have a light? - Here you go 270 00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:27,646 Let me tell you, I can't get to any of my old addresses 271 00:24:27,887 --> 00:24:29,923 All these beautiful buildings, 272 00:24:31,207 --> 00:24:34,722 they've all been demolished and replaced by monstrosities 273 00:24:34,967 --> 00:24:37,720 Terrible. Is it the government? Or the Mayor? 274 00:24:37,967 --> 00:24:40,117 The government loves things like that 275 00:24:40,367 --> 00:24:41,846 It's a terrible government 276 00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:44,925 And the Mayor is terrible too. Just awful 277 00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:47,761 See that statue? The real one is near my house, 278 00:24:48,007 --> 00:24:49,599 hasn't been demolished yet 279 00:24:49,847 --> 00:24:51,678 I know; it's Yuri Gagarin 280 00:24:52,687 --> 00:24:56,316 That one was donated by one of our patients 281 00:24:56,687 --> 00:24:59,042 Although he recovered, got better 282 00:24:59,287 --> 00:25:01,755 So he donated Yuri Gagarin 283 00:25:03,247 --> 00:25:05,920 He was a good-looking man 284 00:25:06,967 --> 00:25:08,719 Yeah, and he died young 285 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:14,476 Have you heard? Do you know the secret about him? 286 00:25:16,647 --> 00:25:19,639 - You mean about his death? - No, everyone knows about his death 287 00:25:19,927 --> 00:25:21,440 About the statue 288 00:25:23,367 --> 00:25:26,837 That every year on the 27th... 289 00:25:27,207 --> 00:25:29,641 that's when, by the way? 290 00:25:29,887 --> 00:25:31,684 That's thirteen days from now 291 00:25:31,887 --> 00:25:34,560 That on the anniversary of his death... 292 00:25:34,807 --> 00:25:39,164 For exactly ten seconds, he's all... 293 00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:42,885 he stands there shaking 294 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:47,206 Or he goes like this, moves, you know, like this... 295 00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:48,882 Just like this 296 00:25:52,487 --> 00:25:56,116 - That's impossible - And lifts up his arms. I'm telling you! 297 00:25:56,407 --> 00:25:59,843 It's right outside my window; I see it every day 298 00:26:00,087 --> 00:26:01,805 I've never seen it do that 299 00:26:02,167 --> 00:26:05,204 - What time does it do that? - No particular time 300 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:08,485 He always finds the moment when there're no witnesses, 301 00:26:08,727 --> 00:26:10,206 to make sure no one sees him 302 00:26:10,407 --> 00:26:14,605 He's got a special mechanism inside him. It's true, I swear 303 00:26:15,327 --> 00:26:16,760 And where are you from? 304 00:26:17,007 --> 00:26:20,317 Yes, I haven't told you why I'm here. I was just looking for doorways 305 00:26:20,607 --> 00:26:22,006 Couldn't find anything 306 00:26:23,567 --> 00:26:29,039 I was demoted yesterday. Now I work in the morgue 307 00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:31,357 But that doesn't mean anything 308 00:26:31,967 --> 00:26:34,117 I'm a close friend of Rita's 309 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:35,237 - Really? - Immorta 310 00:26:36,007 --> 00:26:36,996 Kolya 311 00:26:37,647 --> 00:26:39,080 So you must be Nadia? 312 00:26:39,327 --> 00:26:41,238 No, what do you mean, Nadia? 313 00:26:42,487 --> 00:26:44,921 No, Nadia went to the shop again. She's... 314 00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:50,764 I'm an even better friend now, and a more recent one 315 00:26:51,887 --> 00:26:54,401 Well, here, I brought a bribe 316 00:26:55,007 --> 00:26:55,883 Is that money? 317 00:26:56,127 --> 00:26:59,244 To put it towards some kind of improvements. Yes, it's money 318 00:27:00,207 --> 00:27:01,959 I would take it, honestly 319 00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:05,921 But it won't do any good. Otherwise, I would take it 320 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:07,680 - But... - That's a lot 321 00:27:08,047 --> 00:27:08,957 Yes, a lot 322 00:27:09,207 --> 00:27:11,437 Here she is. Don't say anything 323 00:27:11,687 --> 00:27:13,200 - Hi - Act normal 324 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:16,760 Where have you been? You did all the tests a while ago 325 00:27:17,047 --> 00:27:19,277 - Right - Right. I told him 326 00:27:19,487 --> 00:27:22,923 Let's go, Serafim. Why are you hanging around here? Let's go! 327 00:27:27,247 --> 00:27:29,238 - Are those for me? - Yeah 328 00:27:30,687 --> 00:27:31,676 Thank you 329 00:27:36,247 --> 00:27:37,362 I love you 330 00:27:40,287 --> 00:27:42,926 Oh, an ashtray, hold on 331 00:27:43,727 --> 00:27:44,716 Here you go 332 00:28:04,487 --> 00:28:06,717 Rita. Goddamn 333 00:28:08,527 --> 00:28:09,676 Rita, Rita 334 00:28:10,447 --> 00:28:12,244 Rita, are you asleep? 335 00:28:13,327 --> 00:28:16,000 Rita, you are so wonderful 336 00:28:16,807 --> 00:28:19,844 I wanted to tell you how much I love you 337 00:28:22,127 --> 00:28:24,038 You're disturbing my sleep 338 00:28:29,247 --> 00:28:30,236 What? 339 00:28:34,767 --> 00:28:38,362 You're pretty disturbing yourself 340 00:29:23,487 --> 00:29:24,476 DREAM No. 2 341 00:29:31,847 --> 00:29:33,405 We should get started... 342 00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:35,642 We should get started 343 00:29:35,847 --> 00:29:37,326 Mom, Mom is here 344 00:29:37,607 --> 00:29:39,245 We should get started 345 00:29:42,727 --> 00:29:44,843 Well, it's time. It's time 346 00:29:47,087 --> 00:29:49,237 Everyone is here. How wonderful 347 00:29:49,487 --> 00:29:50,476 What? 348 00:29:50,767 --> 00:29:51,677 Mom is here 349 00:29:55,367 --> 00:29:57,756 It's time, honey. Everyone is here 350 00:30:00,807 --> 00:30:03,275 It's time. It's all ready for you 351 00:30:05,807 --> 00:30:08,037 Get up. Time to carry her out 352 00:30:09,967 --> 00:30:13,437 - Let's get on with it - Mom says it's time to carry you out 353 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:16,205 We should get started 354 00:30:18,007 --> 00:30:19,076 Put them down 355 00:30:25,847 --> 00:30:27,485 We should get started! 356 00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:32,246 - Did you see what a cheap coffin they got? - Mom, let's not do it today 357 00:30:32,967 --> 00:30:36,277 No, today, right now, we have to. Everyone is here 358 00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:37,522 Let's begin 359 00:30:37,807 --> 00:30:38,717 Let's begin 360 00:30:39,527 --> 00:30:42,087 Now, everyone, gather round, gather round 361 00:30:42,327 --> 00:30:44,716 Could someone give me a cigarette? 362 00:30:44,967 --> 00:30:48,516 Look how beautifully it's all been arranged 363 00:30:48,727 --> 00:30:51,525 - Isn't this joyful! - Who are these people? 364 00:30:52,007 --> 00:30:56,000 Why ask such inappropriate questions? They're people! 365 00:30:56,247 --> 00:30:58,203 - Mom, look, my fiance is here! - Leave me alone 366 00:30:58,407 --> 00:31:00,079 I have to get my daughter ready 367 00:31:00,287 --> 00:31:03,279 Gather round. And no smoking in here! 368 00:31:03,727 --> 00:31:06,878 Mom, the matchmakers are here. My fiance is here 369 00:31:07,087 --> 00:31:10,523 Who cares? I don't have time for him right now 370 00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:13,243 - Mom, what about me? - I said, who cares? 371 00:31:13,487 --> 00:31:14,806 He's going to leave! 372 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:18,526 - Time to carry her out, dear - Quick, call the pallbearers 373 00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:20,838 Gather round, gather round 374 00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:22,156 Don't be afraid 375 00:31:23,207 --> 00:31:25,596 - I'm really scared - Easy, don't be scared 376 00:31:25,847 --> 00:31:27,166 I'll hold your hand 377 00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:30,240 - Everything will be OK - She's scared 378 00:31:32,447 --> 00:31:35,678 It's time; we really have to go. That's the way it has to be 379 00:31:35,887 --> 00:31:37,923 - Mom, talk to me - Pallbearers? 380 00:31:39,087 --> 00:31:41,317 - Time to carry her out - Gather round, over here, everyone 381 00:31:41,527 --> 00:31:43,643 - Let's get started - Music, please 382 00:31:43,927 --> 00:31:45,280 It looks so meagre 383 00:31:45,967 --> 00:31:49,755 Here, this is my best silk pillow. You can return it later 384 00:31:50,007 --> 00:31:51,440 It has to be this way 385 00:31:51,727 --> 00:31:53,683 Mom, can we do it tomorrow? 386 00:31:54,207 --> 00:31:55,196 Take her out 387 00:31:56,047 --> 00:31:57,799 And no smoking up there... 388 00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:29,802 Honey... 389 00:32:36,327 --> 00:32:39,285 Honey, don't smoke up there 390 00:32:43,847 --> 00:32:47,442 It has to be this way, honey; gotta do it today... 391 00:32:48,207 --> 00:32:49,196 it's time... 392 00:32:49,727 --> 00:32:50,716 It's time... 393 00:32:54,287 --> 00:32:57,518 That's how it has to be. It's time 394 00:33:11,047 --> 00:33:12,719 I was dreaming... 395 00:33:13,127 --> 00:33:15,766 they wouldn't let me say something important 396 00:33:16,047 --> 00:33:17,719 Kept carrying me somewhere 397 00:33:18,407 --> 00:33:20,159 Can I do your hair? 398 00:33:22,447 --> 00:33:25,519 I'll brush it from the bottom of my heart 399 00:33:26,127 --> 00:33:27,116 Please 400 00:33:30,527 --> 00:33:31,721 I'm not looking 401 00:33:34,287 --> 00:33:37,040 Hey... Listen, it hurts, seriously 402 00:33:37,367 --> 00:33:38,356 It's OK 403 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:42,076 It's OK 404 00:33:42,647 --> 00:33:45,445 - You have an interesting face - What kind of face? 405 00:33:47,447 --> 00:33:50,007 It's kind of a baby face 406 00:33:51,047 --> 00:33:52,844 You'll have a long life 407 00:33:53,247 --> 00:33:55,124 So what kind of face do I have? 408 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,720 I like your hands 409 00:33:58,287 --> 00:33:59,276 They're nice 410 00:34:00,567 --> 00:34:06,324 Except, your fingers are short, no nails 411 00:34:07,687 --> 00:34:10,918 But that's OK 412 00:34:15,207 --> 00:34:16,196 There... 413 00:34:25,487 --> 00:34:26,476 that's it 414 00:34:37,767 --> 00:34:38,756 Hello 415 00:34:40,927 --> 00:34:45,045 - I keep dreaming of you. I'd like to talk to you. - What? 416 00:34:45,767 --> 00:34:48,998 I keep dreaming of you. I'd like to talk to you 417 00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:52,882 Stop by sometime, tomorrow or the day after, whenever you want 418 00:34:53,127 --> 00:34:55,516 What about today? I'd like to talk to you today 419 00:34:55,767 --> 00:34:56,882 Can I come up right now? 420 00:34:57,167 --> 00:34:58,486 That's all I need... 421 00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:19,837 Nadia, come here 422 00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:23,476 Quick 423 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,156 Kolya 424 00:35:29,047 --> 00:35:30,036 Hey, Rita 425 00:35:31,447 --> 00:35:32,800 It's been so long 426 00:35:34,727 --> 00:35:37,685 - Why are you all dressed up today? - Well, you know, I have the... 427 00:35:38,487 --> 00:35:40,478 I have to get a passport picture 428 00:35:40,687 --> 00:35:43,406 You know I lost my passport, back on that day 429 00:35:44,607 --> 00:35:47,679 - And I have to stop by the police station. - Careful 430 00:35:47,927 --> 00:35:49,645 Lord... The police, my God 431 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:53,558 Listen, did you see? 432 00:35:53,927 --> 00:35:55,599 - The test results are back - Yeah 433 00:35:55,847 --> 00:35:57,519 - Are you waiting for me? - Go on, go on 434 00:35:59,527 --> 00:36:00,516 There you go! 435 00:36:02,967 --> 00:36:04,036 It's beautiful 436 00:36:04,647 --> 00:36:09,038 Wait, this is how you'll be at the wedding ceremony 437 00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:15,716 You'll be the most beautiful woman at the wedding! 438 00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:21,446 Look: 439 00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:24,285 this is you, 440 00:36:30,407 --> 00:36:31,522 and this is me 441 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:38,560 Thank you. Are you proposing to me? 442 00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:45,718 Once you get out of here, we'll be together 443 00:36:49,127 --> 00:36:50,116 I love you 444 00:36:53,527 --> 00:36:54,926 What do you think? 445 00:36:55,287 --> 00:36:58,245 - What am I supposed to think? - What are we going to do? 446 00:36:59,487 --> 00:37:02,001 We have to tell her. You tell her 447 00:37:02,207 --> 00:37:05,244 You'll do it right, make a joke, ''ha-ha'', you know how 448 00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:10,078 You mean I should just tell her, ''You're terminal''? I can't do that 449 00:37:10,367 --> 00:37:11,322 Then what? 450 00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:14,963 Maybe she'll still get better? It happens 451 00:37:18,127 --> 00:37:19,640 - Couldn't she? - Not this time 452 00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:24,717 So how long does she have? What do you think? 453 00:37:25,047 --> 00:37:29,996 I think, maybe two, three weeks 454 00:37:31,447 --> 00:37:34,678 We should take her out to a cafe, that's what we'll do 455 00:37:34,887 --> 00:37:38,800 - Tanya... - To celebrate. No, to say goodbye 456 00:37:39,087 --> 00:37:41,521 Because after all, we're her friends 457 00:37:41,767 --> 00:37:44,679 Sweetie, just go. You were on your way somewhere? 458 00:37:44,927 --> 00:37:47,566 - To get pictures taken - Go, get your pictures 459 00:37:47,847 --> 00:37:48,916 I'll go get the pictures. 460 00:37:49,127 --> 00:37:52,881 And you set a date, before it's too late 461 00:37:53,087 --> 00:37:54,520 Please go, all right? 462 00:37:54,767 --> 00:37:56,723 I actually feel better now. 463 00:37:56,927 --> 00:37:59,646 Since we decided. What do you think? 464 00:37:59,887 --> 00:38:01,718 I think this is terrible 465 00:38:05,447 --> 00:38:07,358 I still think we're right 466 00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:15,596 - Hello. Who are you looking for? - You work here? 467 00:38:18,287 --> 00:38:19,959 No, I work over there. I mean, 468 00:38:20,207 --> 00:38:22,243 here, but off in that direction a bit 469 00:38:22,487 --> 00:38:24,478 I'm Petro. What's your name? 470 00:38:25,647 --> 00:38:26,636 I'm Tanya 471 00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:29,601 Going to be on duty a while today? 472 00:38:30,567 --> 00:38:32,000 No, I'm almost done 473 00:38:32,927 --> 00:38:36,124 You don't happen to have a cigarette, do you? 474 00:38:36,367 --> 00:38:37,356 - Here you go - Thank you 475 00:38:39,367 --> 00:38:41,278 How far around the corner? 476 00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:43,680 I'm headed that way 477 00:38:46,927 --> 00:38:48,406 Is this comfortable? 478 00:38:50,967 --> 00:38:52,002 OK, I'm off 479 00:38:53,647 --> 00:38:54,636 Bye 480 00:38:56,447 --> 00:38:58,199 Around the corner, right? 481 00:38:58,727 --> 00:38:59,716 Over there 482 00:39:00,687 --> 00:39:02,917 It's an old temporary part of the wing 483 00:39:03,127 --> 00:39:05,357 - I'm working there for now - What do you do? 484 00:39:05,727 --> 00:39:07,160 She got another one 485 00:39:08,807 --> 00:39:09,796 Is it far? 486 00:39:11,367 --> 00:39:12,356 Right there... 487 00:39:14,607 --> 00:39:15,756 What do you do? 488 00:39:19,167 --> 00:39:22,364 They just banished me over there 489 00:39:25,407 --> 00:39:28,717 - So you're currently in exile? - It's just, ah... 490 00:39:30,687 --> 00:39:32,006 MORGUE 491 00:39:34,287 --> 00:39:35,276 It's like... 492 00:39:36,727 --> 00:39:37,716 Nice work 493 00:39:38,007 --> 00:39:41,283 I barely have any bodies in there; I only have three bodies 494 00:39:41,487 --> 00:39:43,478 I've got no business going in there 495 00:39:44,127 --> 00:39:45,799 - No, you don't - How long are you going to be? 496 00:39:46,327 --> 00:39:49,524 - I'll be back before you finish the cigarette - OK, all right 497 00:39:49,807 --> 00:39:51,877 No smoking in there? It's not like they care 498 00:39:52,087 --> 00:39:54,237 - No, it's best you stay outside - OK 499 00:39:54,527 --> 00:39:55,437 No 500 00:39:57,167 --> 00:39:59,681 - The lock keeps getting stuck - Let me help you 501 00:40:00,407 --> 00:40:02,682 - Hands off, I'll be back myself - So I'll be waiting 502 00:40:02,927 --> 00:40:03,837 OK 503 00:40:07,647 --> 00:40:09,797 I was going to say something... 504 00:40:10,087 --> 00:40:11,679 I'll change clothes 505 00:40:12,007 --> 00:40:13,360 OK, good idea 506 00:40:14,087 --> 00:40:15,042 OK 507 00:40:23,927 --> 00:40:24,916 Hi 508 00:40:25,367 --> 00:40:26,925 So, what do you think? 509 00:40:27,687 --> 00:40:29,086 It's funny, not bad 510 00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:30,646 Like a bouquet girl 511 00:40:32,527 --> 00:40:33,516 Woman! 512 00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:34,762 OK, I'm off 513 00:40:40,967 --> 00:40:42,241 Well, it's unusual 514 00:40:46,327 --> 00:40:50,286 Ah yes, there's something very important you should know 515 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:57,205 I fall in love... 516 00:40:58,367 --> 00:40:59,356 irreversibly 517 00:40:59,687 --> 00:41:01,245 I can work with that 518 00:41:33,767 --> 00:41:35,803 Kolya... 519 00:41:36,887 --> 00:41:37,876 Kolya... 520 00:41:43,407 --> 00:41:44,396 Sweet Kolya 521 00:41:52,607 --> 00:41:58,523 ...the portal at 13/1 Solyanka, destroyed... 522 00:42:00,527 --> 00:42:05,840 ...the portal at 1 7 Bolshaya Nikitskaya Street has been destroyed... 523 00:42:07,367 --> 00:42:12,395 ...the portal at 1 2 Stoleshnikov Lane has been destroyed... 524 00:42:17,807 --> 00:42:20,526 ...building 58 has been destroyed... 525 00:42:21,647 --> 00:42:24,161 ...the Brusov Lane portal... 526 00:42:26,447 --> 00:42:31,965 ...the portal at 5/1 Prechistensky Boulevard has been destroyed... 527 00:42:44,167 --> 00:42:46,522 You know, I've been here a year, 528 00:42:47,047 --> 00:42:49,436 and it feels like as long as I'm here... in this ward... 529 00:42:49,647 --> 00:42:51,638 they won't start the repairs 530 00:42:52,207 --> 00:42:54,402 Why? What's the connection? 531 00:42:54,807 --> 00:42:58,720 It's directly connected, but I can't explain it to you 532 00:43:24,007 --> 00:43:26,077 ''My roommate is going to die soon'' 533 00:43:53,567 --> 00:43:55,922 ''I overheard a conversation in the hall today 534 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:59,000 Nadia was talking to Immorta, the new woman from the morgue 535 00:43:59,287 --> 00:44:00,720 She's constantly visiting Gautier 536 00:44:00,967 --> 00:44:03,083 Rita has barely a week to live, 537 00:44:03,447 --> 00:44:06,041 and they decided, instead of telling her, 538 00:44:06,287 --> 00:44:08,847 they'll invite her to a cafe, to say goodbye 539 00:44:09,087 --> 00:44:12,284 Can you imagine? Meanwhile, Rita is going to die soon 540 00:44:12,527 --> 00:44:14,085 On the 20th of March'' 541 00:44:33,207 --> 00:44:36,119 So, how are you getting along without me? 542 00:44:36,567 --> 00:44:39,035 I'm waiting for you to come back 543 00:44:39,967 --> 00:44:42,481 You know, you should get a haircut 544 00:44:43,487 --> 00:44:45,796 Get a haircut before they let me out of here 545 00:44:46,047 --> 00:44:48,003 When are they discharging you? 546 00:44:48,647 --> 00:44:50,478 You should get a haircut 547 00:44:50,687 --> 00:44:53,440 And you know, if anything happens, 548 00:44:54,487 --> 00:44:56,637 I'll be holding a note for you in my hand 549 00:44:57,527 --> 00:45:01,486 What do you mean, if anything happens? You're scaring me 550 00:45:03,087 --> 00:45:08,957 You know, if I fall asleep before I can tell you something important 551 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:10,037 Or... 552 00:45:10,607 --> 00:45:15,237 if the anaesthesia kicks in too fast. Don't be so dramatic 553 00:45:16,207 --> 00:45:17,765 That's just how I am 554 00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:22,883 I've been invited to an important meeting. I'll tell you later 555 00:45:23,527 --> 00:45:24,516 Bye 556 00:45:25,047 --> 00:45:26,639 Rita, Rita 557 00:45:30,567 --> 00:45:31,556 Gautier 558 00:46:41,047 --> 00:46:43,515 One second, let me take a picture 559 00:46:44,967 --> 00:46:46,685 Just a sec. One more... 560 00:46:50,647 --> 00:46:51,636 Perfect 561 00:46:54,167 --> 00:46:55,282 Oh, look 562 00:46:57,127 --> 00:46:58,924 Is that a dog? 563 00:47:00,287 --> 00:47:01,766 Look, it's beautiful 564 00:47:08,487 --> 00:47:09,476 I'm coming 565 00:47:16,127 --> 00:47:18,083 This is our favourite cafe 566 00:47:28,407 --> 00:47:31,843 - What do you have there? - I found it outside, lying in the snow 567 00:47:32,127 --> 00:47:33,401 Hello 568 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:35,485 This is my sister Sara 569 00:47:35,927 --> 00:47:39,044 She took a bus from Makhachkala 570 00:47:39,527 --> 00:47:40,437 Hi 571 00:47:40,687 --> 00:47:44,316 Can't get away from them. I'll take a picture 572 00:47:45,847 --> 00:47:48,407 Zina, the wine! It's not poisoned 573 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:50,846 What should we get? 574 00:47:52,807 --> 00:47:55,526 I was rushing, didn't want to be late 575 00:48:02,167 --> 00:48:06,206 Well... Before you get drunk, I have something to talk to you about 576 00:48:07,847 --> 00:48:10,725 We need to put up a screen, sorry. Is this OK? 577 00:48:11,087 --> 00:48:12,076 Rita 578 00:48:16,567 --> 00:48:18,239 Last will and testament 579 00:48:18,527 --> 00:48:20,597 In case of my death, I, Margarita Gautier, 580 00:48:20,807 --> 00:48:22,877 leave all my assets and personal belongings 581 00:48:23,127 --> 00:48:25,482 to Nikolay Nikolayevich Serebryakov 582 00:48:25,687 --> 00:48:26,756 I want my body cremated 583 00:48:27,047 --> 00:48:28,685 Spread my ashes somewhere in the city: 584 00:48:28,967 --> 00:48:30,286 throw them in the wind and duck 585 00:48:30,487 --> 00:48:31,363 That's it 586 00:48:43,247 --> 00:48:44,236 There 587 00:48:44,767 --> 00:48:47,565 - What do you mean, there? - You have to sign it as witnesses 588 00:48:48,407 --> 00:48:50,238 Who's Nikolay Nikolayevich? 589 00:48:51,327 --> 00:48:53,158 Who's Nikolay Nikolayevich? 590 00:48:53,447 --> 00:48:54,323 Kolya 591 00:48:54,527 --> 00:48:55,516 Ah, him 592 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:59,716 - And you're leaving everything to him - The surname is so beautiful: Serebryakov 593 00:48:59,967 --> 00:49:01,036 What does this mean, 594 00:49:01,247 --> 00:49:03,238 your assets and personal belongings? 595 00:49:03,887 --> 00:49:06,924 That's the flat, and everything in it 596 00:49:09,087 --> 00:49:11,601 OK. Do you have a will? 597 00:49:13,687 --> 00:49:15,359 Don't hold your breath 598 00:49:17,687 --> 00:49:20,121 I have nothing to leave, 599 00:49:20,327 --> 00:49:24,161 and more importantly, no one to leave it to 600 00:49:26,127 --> 00:49:28,595 Let's have a drink. The papers are signed; let's have a drink 601 00:50:25,407 --> 00:50:26,396 Your bill 602 00:50:27,487 --> 00:50:28,317 A little more, please 603 00:50:28,527 --> 00:50:31,644 Why do I always have to pick up the check? 604 00:50:31,927 --> 00:50:35,442 Did you know she always picks up the check? Even for men 605 00:50:35,807 --> 00:50:38,799 - Why didn't you hand the bill to me? - I can pay 606 00:50:39,287 --> 00:50:40,959 - She's laughing - What's her problem? 607 00:50:46,327 --> 00:50:48,795 Give it to me... Here 608 00:50:49,647 --> 00:50:52,207 I have to get out of here; I don't feel well 609 00:50:53,607 --> 00:50:55,086 Where is she going? 610 00:50:56,287 --> 00:50:57,606 I'll go after her 611 00:51:46,847 --> 00:51:48,041 That's beautiful 612 00:52:24,407 --> 00:52:25,396 Hello 613 00:52:34,727 --> 00:52:37,958 - Looks like it's stopped snowing - Is this wood? 614 00:52:38,247 --> 00:52:41,523 - Yeah - That's dumb. I almost broke a tooth 615 00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:43,280 You didn't pay for the real thing 616 00:52:43,567 --> 00:52:46,559 I would order some for my sister, but forget it 617 00:52:54,127 --> 00:52:56,197 - Beautiful weather! - What's so beautiful about it? 618 00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:57,362 It's cold 619 00:53:00,967 --> 00:53:04,482 What are you doing in there? Oh my God, how did you get in there? 620 00:53:04,927 --> 00:53:05,916 Bye, mister 621 00:53:06,447 --> 00:53:07,436 Got a light? 622 00:53:07,847 --> 00:53:11,078 My God, what did you do to the window? 623 00:53:11,567 --> 00:53:13,842 Can you please give me a light? 624 00:53:17,247 --> 00:53:22,241 How did you get in there? What are you doing in there? 625 00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:24,436 It's my house 626 00:53:24,967 --> 00:53:25,956 What house? 627 00:53:27,367 --> 00:53:29,039 My little house 628 00:53:29,447 --> 00:53:31,881 Let's get out of here and go home. Come on 629 00:53:32,127 --> 00:53:33,321 Please, for me 630 00:53:33,567 --> 00:53:36,161 I don't want to go to the hospital 631 00:53:36,767 --> 00:53:40,442 My God, this is terrible. Why did you get so drunk? 632 00:53:43,327 --> 00:53:46,125 And look what you did to the window. Where did you get the Scotch tape? 633 00:53:46,327 --> 00:53:47,885 Gautier. Where did you get the flowers? 634 00:53:48,127 --> 00:53:51,278 Stop calling her Gautier. She has a first name 635 00:53:51,567 --> 00:53:54,320 - Rita, what are you doing in there? - Be nice 636 00:53:57,087 --> 00:53:59,317 Where did you get the flowers? 637 00:53:59,927 --> 00:54:00,962 From the vase? 638 00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:04,403 - Rita - What's she doing in there? 639 00:54:04,687 --> 00:54:09,203 Look, she dragged the vase here, found some tape 640 00:54:10,287 --> 00:54:12,084 I mean... 641 00:54:12,287 --> 00:54:13,322 Let's go home 642 00:54:14,807 --> 00:54:17,367 I don't want to go to the hospital 643 00:54:17,647 --> 00:54:21,003 - You have to - I have an awful roommate 644 00:54:21,687 --> 00:54:23,757 She's been there three years now 645 00:54:24,007 --> 00:54:27,841 She's been there three years; she's sick of being there 646 00:54:28,127 --> 00:54:31,358 Let's go home. You even have a light in here! 647 00:54:32,127 --> 00:54:35,358 My God, you even got some kind of light bulb 648 00:54:36,927 --> 00:54:39,919 Let's go home. Please, stop scaring me 649 00:54:40,927 --> 00:54:41,916 - What? - I don't want to 650 00:54:42,407 --> 00:54:44,443 -To do what? - To go die 651 00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:48,444 Listen, Regina, we have to take the flowers 652 00:54:51,047 --> 00:54:54,722 Gautier, why did you get so drunk? You're not supposed to drink 653 00:54:55,007 --> 00:54:56,326 Where are we going? 654 00:54:58,087 --> 00:54:59,566 - It's snowing - Yeah 655 00:55:01,127 --> 00:55:04,039 Gautier, where did you get the flowers and the vase? 656 00:55:04,287 --> 00:55:05,800 Where should I take them? 657 00:55:06,007 --> 00:55:06,883 There 658 00:55:09,367 --> 00:55:11,005 - What's the matter? - Can you believe it... 659 00:55:11,287 --> 00:55:14,199 - I had a fight with Kolya - That's OK 660 00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:18,565 I don't even have anyone to fight with 661 00:55:19,927 --> 00:55:22,441 - You know, a really bad fight - Yeah 662 00:55:23,087 --> 00:55:24,076 In a bad way 663 00:55:26,207 --> 00:55:28,038 I don't even... no one ever... 664 00:55:28,287 --> 00:55:33,407 I don't even have anyone to fight with. No one ever asks me what I think 665 00:55:36,887 --> 00:55:41,039 No one ever asks me. So what do I think? 666 00:55:42,967 --> 00:55:43,956 Regina 667 00:55:58,727 --> 00:56:01,685 Don't talk to me. Just listen! 668 00:56:03,207 --> 00:56:06,563 You're sure to destroy something 669 00:56:11,407 --> 00:56:13,967 If not completely 670 00:56:15,567 --> 00:56:19,845 I gather flowers and declarations of love 671 00:56:23,887 --> 00:56:26,959 Loud laughter 672 00:56:32,327 --> 00:56:34,557 You can't do that 673 00:56:36,447 --> 00:56:42,238 I love you all 674 00:56:43,927 --> 00:56:46,441 Soon, I will 675 00:56:48,847 --> 00:56:51,202 Leave for faraway lands 676 00:56:55,087 --> 00:56:58,477 Don't talk to me Just listen 677 00:56:59,447 --> 00:57:02,803 You're sure to destroy something 678 00:57:07,527 --> 00:57:11,042 Perhaps completely 679 00:57:12,007 --> 00:57:16,046 I gather flowers and declarations of love 680 00:57:20,127 --> 00:57:22,436 Loud laughter 681 00:57:28,807 --> 00:57:31,640 You can't do that 682 00:57:32,727 --> 00:57:37,039 I love you all 683 00:57:40,407 --> 00:57:41,999 Soon, I will 684 00:57:45,327 --> 00:57:48,876 Leave for faraway lands 685 00:59:03,447 --> 00:59:04,516 Yes, it's time 686 01:00:05,687 --> 01:00:06,676 Drink up 687 01:00:10,887 --> 01:00:12,878 Listen, I'm really scared 688 01:00:13,127 --> 01:00:16,403 Don't be scared; there's nothing scary about it 689 01:00:17,167 --> 01:00:22,400 Drink up. Champagne, just like you wanted 690 01:00:24,207 --> 01:00:25,196 Thank you 691 01:00:25,327 --> 01:00:27,158 See, I remember everything 692 01:00:33,167 --> 01:00:34,725 Well, goodbye 693 01:01:44,167 --> 01:01:46,078 Quit staring. I'm so tired 694 01:02:10,247 --> 01:02:11,362 Write this down 695 01:02:13,047 --> 01:02:15,959 Rita Gautier had a very good life 696 01:02:17,327 --> 01:02:22,879 Aside from the fact that supposed to die in three days' time 697 01:02:26,327 --> 01:02:29,558 She was in love; she was loved 698 01:02:30,807 --> 01:02:33,446 And I want to stress that we 699 01:02:33,807 --> 01:02:37,436 always love those souls who are capable of love 700 01:02:37,807 --> 01:02:39,365 The others are of no interest 701 01:02:41,607 --> 01:02:44,246 As a result of negotiations with her 702 01:02:44,527 --> 01:02:50,284 so-called friend Nadia (her surname doesn't matter), 703 01:02:51,407 --> 01:02:57,357 it was decided that we would take Rita out to Cafe Beyond, 704 01:02:58,087 --> 01:03:01,921 where she would read us her will and testament 705 01:03:03,007 --> 01:03:05,919 And I want to stress that she began, 706 01:03:06,567 --> 01:03:11,960 despite herself, to give me very important instructions 707 01:03:12,927 --> 01:03:16,363 As a result, I got a yellow dress 708 01:03:17,287 --> 01:03:21,758 At the most important moment, I poured her a glass of champagne and 709 01:03:24,247 --> 01:03:29,685 accompanied her responsibly, and with all possible love 710 01:03:39,487 --> 01:03:41,364 Write this down 711 01:03:42,607 --> 01:03:44,563 After Cafe Beyond, 712 01:03:45,287 --> 01:03:50,839 that very night, all the taps in the auxiliary wing were damaged 713 01:03:52,207 --> 01:03:53,845 The place was flooded, 714 01:03:54,647 --> 01:03:58,356 and there was no point in waiting 715 01:03:58,967 --> 01:04:01,640 So Rita Gautier died that very night 716 01:04:02,887 --> 01:04:06,038 While her beloved Kolya rushed about Moscow 717 01:04:06,767 --> 01:04:10,316 As all beloved, he was the last to hear the news 718 01:04:15,607 --> 01:04:16,596 Got it? 719 01:05:18,567 --> 01:05:20,523 Let's start the briefing 720 01:05:20,807 --> 01:05:23,321 Everyone's smoking again. You're doctors! 721 01:05:23,567 --> 01:05:25,683 I bummed a cig in the hallway 722 01:05:30,487 --> 01:05:31,840 It's the 27 March 723 01:05:32,847 --> 01:05:34,565 We've had a great day today: 724 01:05:34,767 --> 01:05:38,521 we haven't had a single emergency case 725 01:05:38,847 --> 01:05:41,805 No difficult cases today 726 01:05:43,047 --> 01:05:46,960 The patient, I forgot his name... You know the one, the contagious... 727 01:05:47,207 --> 01:05:50,916 - Patient Prohorov - Yes, he was finally transferred 728 01:05:51,127 --> 01:05:54,642 So we're having a wonderful spring day 729 01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:59,079 No one has died today 730 01:06:03,567 --> 01:06:08,482 The only death was Nadia's friend, Gautier 731 01:06:14,847 --> 01:06:16,565 It happens 732 01:06:17,127 --> 01:06:18,924 What are you staring at? 733 01:06:19,527 --> 01:06:21,438 Poor thing; that's terrible! 734 01:06:24,727 --> 01:06:25,955 So there you go... 735 01:06:26,367 --> 01:06:29,040 Couldn't you have said it differently? 736 01:06:30,807 --> 01:06:33,275 How ''differently'' was I supposed to say it? 737 01:06:33,607 --> 01:06:35,802 I don't know, differently 738 01:06:36,047 --> 01:06:37,480 The briefing is over! 739 01:06:38,567 --> 01:06:39,966 Vasily, wait for me 740 01:06:57,567 --> 01:07:01,196 Dmitry, my dear, we sat at the same desk in school 741 01:07:01,647 --> 01:07:03,000 We were at university together. 742 01:07:03,207 --> 01:07:05,516 We even took the entrance exams on the same day 743 01:07:05,767 --> 01:07:06,756 Last year, do you remember, 744 01:07:06,807 --> 01:07:08,798 she brought her girl with lymphatic leukaemia? 745 01:07:09,047 --> 01:07:10,526 I'm begging you, don't autopsy her 746 01:07:10,727 --> 01:07:12,922 I'm a nobody around here, I know, but she's my friend 747 01:07:13,207 --> 01:07:15,516 But you have to be present at the autopsy 748 01:07:15,727 --> 01:07:17,160 As her attending physician! 749 01:07:17,407 --> 01:07:19,363 Do you want me to come with you? 750 01:07:19,607 --> 01:07:20,801 I'm not stupid 751 01:07:21,487 --> 01:07:23,762 I can see it in your eyes that everything is fine 752 01:07:24,007 --> 01:07:26,316 - Please, Dmitry - Goodbye, I have to go 753 01:07:27,287 --> 01:07:29,926 Vasily, I'm done! Let's go 754 01:07:38,607 --> 01:07:43,397 - Can I please get out? - Why would you go and just upset yourself? 755 01:07:43,647 --> 01:07:44,602 I wouldn't go 756 01:08:18,927 --> 01:08:21,282 - Could you pass this on to my Rita? - Yeah 757 01:08:21,807 --> 01:08:23,718 Gautier 758 01:08:54,967 --> 01:08:59,165 So what do you think? Is she going to come see her friend? 759 01:09:00,087 --> 01:09:01,361 I think she will 760 01:09:05,167 --> 01:09:06,646 No smoking in here 761 01:09:08,807 --> 01:09:12,163 She's here. She did come after all 762 01:09:12,647 --> 01:09:16,083 What are you doing here? I told you not to come 763 01:09:16,327 --> 01:09:19,956 I've been waiting for you just so I could stop you 764 01:09:20,447 --> 01:09:21,846 - You shouldn't have - Go 765 01:09:22,087 --> 01:09:23,725 You shouldn't have come 766 01:10:02,527 --> 01:10:04,483 - Well? - Almost done 767 01:10:05,527 --> 01:10:08,200 Good. Come see me afterwards 768 01:10:08,727 --> 01:10:09,762 Sure 769 01:10:34,247 --> 01:10:35,236 Later! 770 01:10:43,607 --> 01:10:44,596 Close her up 771 01:10:46,727 --> 01:10:49,161 Finish up here and close her up 772 01:10:49,407 --> 01:10:50,681 Let's close her up! 773 01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:53,566 Hello? I'm free now 774 01:11:19,367 --> 01:11:22,837 Ah, here you are. Kolya brought these 775 01:11:26,247 --> 01:11:27,236 Let's go 776 01:11:29,647 --> 01:11:31,842 Idiots. Left the face uncovered 777 01:11:35,847 --> 01:11:36,836 I'll hold them 778 01:11:51,087 --> 01:11:52,645 Go on, Regina 779 01:11:53,767 --> 01:11:55,439 There, it's covered now 780 01:11:56,807 --> 01:11:57,762 We're done! 781 01:12:02,967 --> 01:12:06,039 Look, look, she's got maggots on her collar 782 01:12:07,487 --> 01:12:08,476 What? 783 01:12:08,887 --> 01:12:12,243 You have maggots, maggots 784 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:17,842 She's got maggots all over her collar. Can't you see them? 785 01:12:18,447 --> 01:12:21,723 - Look, she's touching them - What maggots? 786 01:12:22,287 --> 01:12:24,084 - Did you see them? - No 787 01:12:24,407 --> 01:12:27,843 She's got larva or something. Can't you see them? 788 01:12:31,567 --> 01:12:33,478 There, one of them is about to fall 789 01:12:33,767 --> 01:12:35,758 Let's go; it's cold in here 790 01:12:57,447 --> 01:12:59,915 - Can you tell me what happened? - It's terrible 791 01:13:00,847 --> 01:13:02,405 The medical examiner, what's his name, 792 01:13:02,687 --> 01:13:05,121 Besaborkin, he did exactly what he always does 793 01:13:05,527 --> 01:13:07,916 - And he did it again today - What did he do? 794 01:13:08,247 --> 01:13:09,839 He was smoking, and he dropped the butt 795 01:13:10,087 --> 01:13:11,361 right inside Rita's stomach 796 01:13:11,607 --> 01:13:14,644 And closed her up with it inside. He's not right in the head 797 01:13:14,967 --> 01:13:16,116 What about you? 798 01:13:17,007 --> 01:13:19,157 Did you say something to him? 799 01:13:20,167 --> 01:13:23,716 I didn't say anything, and no one else did either 800 01:13:24,287 --> 01:13:26,642 - I see - And I didn't say anything either 801 01:13:28,727 --> 01:13:29,716 There 802 01:13:32,167 --> 01:13:34,840 Why not? Why didn't you say something? 803 01:13:36,647 --> 01:13:39,366 I just didn't. I couldn't say anything 804 01:13:40,967 --> 01:13:43,765 - Here, take them - No, you take them 805 01:13:45,647 --> 01:13:46,636 OK, bye 806 01:13:47,087 --> 01:13:50,397 I have to run: I have things to take care of 807 01:16:25,327 --> 01:16:29,445 I'm sorry, but we do have to move the body 808 01:16:30,007 --> 01:16:31,918 We're already breaking regulations 809 01:16:32,167 --> 01:16:36,399 - Yes, thank you. Can I just have a few more seconds? - Yeah, OK 810 01:16:50,487 --> 01:16:52,000 Kolya, my sweet Kolya 811 01:16:52,287 --> 01:16:56,166 I will soon come back, unnoticed by anyone. Don't worry 812 01:16:56,367 --> 01:16:57,243 Your Rita 813 01:17:00,967 --> 01:17:02,844 That's it; you have to go 814 01:17:04,367 --> 01:17:05,356 Mister 815 01:17:07,287 --> 01:17:08,322 Thank you 816 01:17:08,567 --> 01:17:09,477 Goodbye 817 01:17:50,127 --> 01:17:53,483 So, after what happened with Margarita, 818 01:17:56,047 --> 01:18:00,882 I tried to sort of humanize Nadia, 819 01:18:03,527 --> 01:18:05,961 tried to involve her 820 01:18:09,247 --> 01:18:10,236 Freeze! 821 01:18:11,767 --> 01:18:14,839 Take this down. After all that had happened, 822 01:18:15,687 --> 01:18:19,805 I took her to buy Rita a white dress, something to bury her in 823 01:18:21,047 --> 01:18:23,003 Hey, I think it's here 824 01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:25,477 Ah, she's already here. Hi 825 01:18:25,687 --> 01:18:26,597 Regina, wake up 826 01:18:26,847 --> 01:18:30,522 - Your shop window is smashed - I can see that. May I remind you that 827 01:18:30,887 --> 01:18:32,036 half of this shop window is mine, 828 01:18:32,287 --> 01:18:34,403 and it's your fiance who threw a brick through it 829 01:18:34,727 --> 01:18:37,400 Is this the funeral home? 830 01:18:37,767 --> 01:18:41,316 They're the funeral home. I'm hardware 831 01:18:41,727 --> 01:18:43,604 But the window is shared 832 01:18:43,847 --> 01:18:47,442 - Welcome to the world of the dead - Well, hello to you too 833 01:18:48,327 --> 01:18:49,726 I'll be right there 834 01:18:49,967 --> 01:18:52,800 You forgot your bag and your money in the morgue 835 01:18:53,087 --> 01:18:55,362 Where's the will? Give me the will 836 01:18:55,567 --> 01:18:58,957 One second. This is your kind of place 837 01:18:59,207 --> 01:19:02,677 - Why say that in front of everybody? - Because I don't like this 838 01:19:02,927 --> 01:19:05,680 You stay here. I'll take care of everything 839 01:19:05,927 --> 01:19:08,964 Give me the money. We're coming 840 01:19:11,487 --> 01:19:15,605 I'll pay you back after payday, in two weeks 841 01:19:15,847 --> 01:19:18,042 - Why do I always have to pay? - I'm coming 842 01:19:20,887 --> 01:19:22,878 - OK, wait here - Here, take this too 843 01:19:24,007 --> 01:19:29,718 I'm going. I'll ask your opinion through the window 844 01:19:30,247 --> 01:19:31,236 OK 845 01:19:33,207 --> 01:19:34,117 Hello 846 01:19:34,447 --> 01:19:36,961 Into Eternity Funeral Services welcomes you 847 01:19:37,407 --> 01:19:39,921 Nice to meet you. Are you expensive? 848 01:19:40,447 --> 01:19:41,721 We are time-tested! 849 01:19:42,167 --> 01:19:46,319 Who are you looking to bury: a relative or a colleague? 850 01:19:48,367 --> 01:19:50,278 Well... What's your name, by the way? 851 01:19:50,607 --> 01:19:51,835 Yelisey 852 01:19:52,207 --> 01:19:57,839 We have to bury - no, actually, cremate - a friend of ours 853 01:19:58,727 --> 01:20:03,437 And buy one of those classic things, with a lid 854 01:20:03,647 --> 01:20:04,557 - An urn? - Right, an urn 855 01:20:05,327 --> 01:20:08,080 - We'll scatter the ashes ourselves - What do you mean, yourselves? 856 01:20:08,327 --> 01:20:12,445 It's all in the papers, all according to the will 857 01:20:17,687 --> 01:20:21,043 But it's illegal to scatter ashes within city limits! 858 01:20:21,487 --> 01:20:23,478 Really? So don't tell anyone 859 01:20:24,647 --> 01:20:26,797 There, she's coming, your fiance 860 01:20:27,087 --> 01:20:28,645 You're still here? Bastard. 861 01:20:29,687 --> 01:20:32,076 - She's insane! She threw a rock - Stop her! 862 01:20:32,327 --> 01:20:33,157 I hate you 863 01:20:33,607 --> 01:20:36,485 Stop her; she's drunk. She'll get hit by a car 864 01:20:37,007 --> 01:20:39,043 Leave me alone, you creeps 865 01:20:40,887 --> 01:20:42,115 She's crazy 866 01:20:42,887 --> 01:20:44,206 Who the hell is she, anyway? 867 01:20:44,487 --> 01:20:46,523 Why are you wearing a crown? 868 01:20:46,727 --> 01:20:49,878 - This is a hardware store. We get better sales like this. - This is terrible 869 01:20:50,207 --> 01:20:52,767 - Then I should buy something from you - Come on by 870 01:20:53,047 --> 01:20:54,036 OK, I will 871 01:20:54,327 --> 01:20:55,555 While you were over there, 872 01:20:55,847 --> 01:20:59,203 I decided I won't scatter her ashes illegally 873 01:20:59,447 --> 01:21:00,846 I'll buy your urn 874 01:21:01,407 --> 01:21:04,365 And actually, we'll only do the first half of the ritual 875 01:21:04,647 --> 01:21:08,356 Then we'll save up for the second part and hire you to bury her 876 01:21:08,767 --> 01:21:11,918 That's too bad, but it's never too late to bury the ashes 877 01:21:12,167 --> 01:21:16,877 But right now, we just want to cremate her. So sell us the urn, please 878 01:21:17,327 --> 01:21:20,125 Where are you going to keep her ashes? 879 01:21:20,447 --> 01:21:22,278 Why do you want to know? 880 01:21:23,487 --> 01:21:24,476 At my place 881 01:21:24,727 --> 01:21:26,877 - Just don't tell anyone - It's illegal? 882 01:21:28,247 --> 01:21:29,521 It's bad for your personal life 883 01:21:29,727 --> 01:21:31,877 Men can be so sensitive, afraid of ashes 884 01:21:32,647 --> 01:21:35,957 I'm not afraid of things like that. Ashes are ashes 885 01:21:36,807 --> 01:21:37,717 Right 886 01:21:37,967 --> 01:21:41,357 OK, get the paperwork started. I agree to all your conditions 887 01:21:41,567 --> 01:21:45,355 - Tell me, is this white dress for sale? - Yes, of course 888 01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:48,843 - It's beautiful. - But it's only the front; it doesn't have a back 889 01:21:49,327 --> 01:21:50,316 No back? Why? 890 01:21:50,927 --> 01:21:52,838 - Because it's for the dead - The dead? 891 01:21:53,927 --> 01:21:55,076 Nadia. Hey, Nadia 892 01:21:55,407 --> 01:21:59,241 I found it, but it doesn't have a back. It's for the dead 893 01:21:59,487 --> 01:22:00,522 That's no good 894 01:22:00,727 --> 01:22:03,639 - Should we get it? - That's not right. No 895 01:22:03,847 --> 01:22:06,759 Can't have a dress without a back. After all, we really liked her 896 01:22:07,487 --> 01:22:09,921 Then here, look what else I have 897 01:22:10,127 --> 01:22:11,685 My relatives brought it 898 01:22:12,647 --> 01:22:14,080 - Is it expensive? - You should buy it 899 01:22:14,287 --> 01:22:15,037 For the... 900 01:22:15,247 --> 01:22:17,556 - For the wake? Should we get it? - OK 901 01:22:17,887 --> 01:22:20,003 OK. How much? 902 01:22:20,247 --> 01:22:22,124 I'll pay for the fish. I'll pay 903 01:22:22,367 --> 01:22:24,039 - Really? It's not cheap - I'll pay, yes 904 01:22:25,927 --> 01:22:27,406 - Unbelievable - Seriously? 905 01:22:27,767 --> 01:22:29,962 - Of course. - OK, thank you so much 906 01:22:31,047 --> 01:22:33,083 OK. I even have a plastic bag 907 01:22:33,287 --> 01:22:35,517 So you will start the paperwork 908 01:22:36,367 --> 01:22:38,722 - It's fresh. - Actually, this bag was for the dress 909 01:22:38,967 --> 01:22:40,366 Thank you very much 910 01:22:41,447 --> 01:22:44,519 - And you'll get the paperwork ready for tomorrow? - I'll take care of it 911 01:22:44,767 --> 01:22:45,677 - It's urgent - I got it 912 01:22:45,887 --> 01:22:47,957 Thank you. Then he'll pay you 913 01:22:48,527 --> 01:22:50,404 I'll be outside 914 01:22:50,807 --> 01:22:52,604 I'll wait for you by the door 915 01:22:55,567 --> 01:22:56,556 Nadia, Nadia 916 01:22:57,487 --> 01:22:59,921 Here's the fish. Put it in your freezer 917 01:23:00,167 --> 01:23:03,398 Keep it down. OK, I have to go and take care of something 918 01:23:03,727 --> 01:23:06,480 - What? Another date? - Just don't attract so much attention 919 01:23:06,887 --> 01:23:08,559 Yes 920 01:23:09,687 --> 01:23:11,757 - Tanya, where are you going? - He's so interesting 921 01:23:11,967 --> 01:23:13,798 - Says he's not afraid of ashes - What ashes? 922 01:23:13,967 --> 01:23:16,401 Very interesting; I need to check him out 923 01:23:16,687 --> 01:23:17,676 Who, that one? 924 01:23:17,927 --> 01:23:22,159 - Don't attract attention. Why are you lifting it up? - You traitor 925 01:23:22,327 --> 01:23:24,318 Please, forgive me, please 926 01:23:24,647 --> 01:23:25,477 OK, let's go 927 01:23:25,727 --> 01:23:28,878 - Did they catch your fiance? - She got away again. She's a lively one 928 01:23:29,927 --> 01:23:32,646 Look at her, going off on a date 929 01:23:32,847 --> 01:23:34,963 - And you get a fish to take home - So what? 930 01:23:35,207 --> 01:23:39,166 - Do you have space in your freezer? - I'll find space 931 01:23:39,447 --> 01:23:41,085 She's always like that 932 01:23:41,447 --> 01:23:43,438 Like what? What is she like? 933 01:24:02,607 --> 01:24:06,236 Six months later 934 01:24:14,927 --> 01:24:15,996 Hello Allushka 935 01:24:16,207 --> 01:24:17,083 Hello 936 01:24:28,527 --> 01:24:29,846 Give me a minute 937 01:24:37,687 --> 01:24:39,245 Having a smoke, maggot? 938 01:24:40,167 --> 01:24:41,805 Give me the cigarette 939 01:24:42,007 --> 01:24:43,042 What's wrong? 940 01:24:43,927 --> 01:24:44,916 Bastard 941 01:24:47,487 --> 01:24:48,636 Bastard 942 01:24:56,007 --> 01:24:57,963 - Got it, scumbag? - What are you doing? 943 01:25:08,007 --> 01:25:10,885 Leave me alone! 944 01:25:12,327 --> 01:25:14,636 - You're mad! - Scumbag, you can't imagine 945 01:25:14,847 --> 01:25:18,681 how much I want to put that cigarette out on your ugly face 946 01:25:19,927 --> 01:25:23,203 Scumbag, you stinking scumbag, come here 947 01:25:24,047 --> 01:25:25,480 Come here, come here 948 01:25:28,127 --> 01:25:30,721 Somebody call the head doctor! 949 01:25:37,367 --> 01:25:39,085 Son of a bitch, bastard! 950 01:25:39,527 --> 01:25:42,644 Leave him alone; he's not right in the head! 951 01:25:44,967 --> 01:25:46,878 - Bastard! - What are you doing? 952 01:25:48,927 --> 01:25:52,602 - Somebody call the head doctor! - Nadia, please, let's go... 953 01:25:54,487 --> 01:25:57,001 Come on, stop it 954 01:25:57,407 --> 01:25:59,762 - I'm sorry - That's OK. Come on 955 01:26:00,487 --> 01:26:01,920 Please, that's enough 956 01:26:02,767 --> 01:26:05,440 What are you laughing at? Stupid 957 01:26:09,807 --> 01:26:12,958 Nadia, let's go. Come on 958 01:26:17,687 --> 01:26:19,723 Hold on; hold on 959 01:26:21,367 --> 01:26:22,925 They're coming 960 01:26:26,847 --> 01:26:28,405 What's going on here? 961 01:26:29,047 --> 01:26:30,719 Can I have a cigarette? 962 01:26:34,087 --> 01:26:36,920 Explain. What happened? What did you do to him? 963 01:26:37,247 --> 01:26:40,284 What is this nonsense on hospital premises? 964 01:26:40,527 --> 01:26:42,802 What are you laughing at? 965 01:26:45,807 --> 01:26:48,640 - I'm not talking - Talk to me. What is this nonsense? 966 01:26:48,807 --> 01:26:51,116 - I'm not talking - Really? Kaladze? 967 01:26:51,327 --> 01:26:52,316 And you. Come 968 01:26:53,207 --> 01:26:57,917 Call a council meeting. I'll show you, you'll be sorry 969 01:26:58,327 --> 01:27:01,125 Don't bother calling a meeting. I quit 970 01:27:01,327 --> 01:27:02,316 What? 971 01:27:03,847 --> 01:27:04,836 You're crazy 972 01:27:05,247 --> 01:27:06,236 Bite me 973 01:27:09,727 --> 01:27:10,716 You're fired 974 01:27:15,367 --> 01:27:16,766 Get out of my way 975 01:27:20,967 --> 01:27:22,082 Hey, you, maggot! 976 01:27:22,647 --> 01:27:23,682 Drunkard! 977 01:27:24,967 --> 01:27:29,757 So we had to give Rita 30 seconds' leave to go see this Nadia 978 01:27:30,447 --> 01:27:35,237 on the night of 30 January, 979 01:27:35,727 --> 01:27:38,082 so that Nadia would feel better 980 01:27:38,567 --> 01:27:43,163 We always want everyone to feel better 981 01:27:48,047 --> 01:27:49,116 But Kolya... 982 01:27:49,687 --> 01:27:54,124 It's not possible to give her leave to see her beloved Kolya 983 01:27:55,847 --> 01:27:58,156 But we took note of Kolya 984 01:27:59,367 --> 01:28:02,803 And we'll make sure to take care of him 985 01:28:03,807 --> 01:28:06,765 We like him; we love him 986 01:28:08,207 --> 01:28:09,560 Especially his soul 987 01:28:12,967 --> 01:28:13,956 You got that? 988 01:29:14,167 --> 01:29:16,317 Forgive me, forgive me 989 01:29:57,087 --> 01:29:58,486 What about Gagarin? 990 01:30:00,847 --> 01:30:04,123 Well, we had to make that happen 991 01:30:05,167 --> 01:30:10,366 There's no reason to cry for beautiful souls like Rita's 992 01:30:11,967 --> 01:30:16,085 But he didn't know that yet 993 01:30:20,007 --> 01:30:22,919 So, we had to make the Gagarin thing happen 994 01:30:52,047 --> 01:30:53,400 How are you doing? 995 01:30:55,087 --> 01:30:59,205 Tired. Can't get any time to myself 996 01:30:59,527 --> 01:31:02,166 She just sits there. Never goes anywhere 997 01:31:02,407 --> 01:31:03,999 Who never goes anywhere? 998 01:31:04,167 --> 01:31:06,158 - What do you mean, who? There - There's no one there 999 01:31:06,527 --> 01:31:08,006 Look, this woman 1000 01:31:10,647 --> 01:31:11,966 You can't see her 1001 01:31:13,687 --> 01:31:16,042 Yes, they don't come for me yet 1002 01:31:16,727 --> 01:31:18,365 Don't worry, they will 1003 01:31:21,287 --> 01:31:22,561 Did you bring it? 1004 01:31:30,207 --> 01:31:31,196 Pick one 1005 01:31:32,447 --> 01:31:34,756 - I'll take both - Why do you need both? 1006 01:31:35,407 --> 01:31:38,797 It's for this one freeze frame 1007 01:31:39,647 --> 01:31:41,922 - There are two of us - You're funny 1008 01:31:45,087 --> 01:31:46,964 Have you heard this story? 1009 01:31:47,167 --> 01:31:50,796 I read about a naval officer: he took them, 1010 01:31:52,647 --> 01:31:58,119 like this, put them to his temples, and fired both guns 1011 01:32:01,487 --> 01:32:04,957 You can lose your head like that. Why would you do that? 1012 01:32:05,207 --> 01:32:06,196 For love 1013 01:32:07,527 --> 01:32:08,516 For love? 1014 01:32:09,167 --> 01:32:15,117 For love, you have to aim for the heart, like this 1015 01:32:19,047 --> 01:32:21,083 That's your opinion 1016 01:32:22,967 --> 01:32:26,562 Listen, buddy, I feel really sick. Could you go get cigarettes for me? 1017 01:32:30,727 --> 01:32:33,036 - You want some wine? - Yes, get some wine too 1018 01:32:50,527 --> 01:32:52,404 Well? Should I back out? 1019 01:32:53,847 --> 01:32:56,441 Who's going to give her back to me? 1020 01:32:57,247 --> 01:32:58,760 You won't! 1021 01:34:51,847 --> 01:34:59,720 DEDICATED TO FAINA AND RAMIL