1 00:00:06,208 --> 00:00:08,250 {\an8}Jane, this marriage protects us. 2 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:09,750 {\an8}- Shut up! - I'm sorry? 3 00:00:09,833 --> 00:00:12,713 - I don't want to be married. - We're all born to certain roles. 4 00:00:12,791 --> 00:00:14,458 Our destiny is set. 5 00:00:14,541 --> 00:00:15,541 Where's she going? 6 00:00:15,625 --> 00:00:17,476 The Dudleys will do anything for power, 7 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:20,000 and they are very, very, very rich. 8 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:21,666 We're leaving. Now. 9 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:22,875 Stop! They're here! 10 00:00:22,958 --> 00:00:25,000 Forgive me. 11 00:00:25,083 --> 00:00:26,958 - Ethian. - How's my baby brother? 12 00:00:27,041 --> 00:00:29,750 Weaker than a Sicilian's virtue. 13 00:00:29,833 --> 00:00:31,267 - And his Will for Succession is... - Done. 14 00:00:31,291 --> 00:00:32,375 I'm not afraid of death. 15 00:00:32,416 --> 00:00:35,791 Your eldest sister, Mary, is indeed the rightful heir to the throne. 16 00:00:35,916 --> 00:00:38,000 - What if there was somebody else? - Lady Jane. 17 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:39,166 Lady Jane Grey? 18 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:43,583 What a happy coincidence. Jane's husband-to-be is your son. 19 00:00:43,666 --> 00:00:47,125 - You are the rudest man I have ever met. - Well, the night is young. Mingle. 20 00:00:47,208 --> 00:00:48,333 Good evening! 21 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,750 - Come with me. - As if. 22 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:52,541 Mother, about the wedding. Please don't make me marry him. 23 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:55,708 I, Guildford, take thee, Jane... 24 00:00:55,791 --> 00:00:58,166 It's the Affliction! 25 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:08,000 If you ever find yourself 26 00:01:08,083 --> 00:01:11,750 faking a fatal disease to avoid saying "I do," 27 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:15,541 first, check there isn't a royal medic in the congregation. 28 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:17,541 Because if you don't, 29 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:21,083 you might find yourself strapped to a table by a sadist 30 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,583 with a penchant for knife-work. 31 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:24,916 Bollocks. 32 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,875 A swift examination, 33 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:28,958 Lady Jane, is the only way 34 00:01:29,041 --> 00:01:32,791 to assess if you are, in fact, sickened by the Affliction 35 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:36,541 and indeed near death, as your recent collapse intimates, 36 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:40,500 or if there is a-another simpler reason. 37 00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:44,750 She's faking. The simpler reason is, she's faking. 38 00:01:44,833 --> 00:01:46,559 Here, now, let's have a little look, shall we? 39 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:48,958 Let's go in here. Lovely. 40 00:01:49,041 --> 00:01:50,833 And open-y, open-y. 41 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:55,041 Lovely. And up here... 42 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:56,458 The devil is that? 43 00:01:56,541 --> 00:01:59,791 Oh, no, no, I know what that is. That's fine. 44 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:03,041 Might be a spleen thing. 45 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:06,083 Mm, yes. I'm all for de-spleening these days. 46 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:08,041 Useless organ. 47 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:10,166 Ugh. 48 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:11,416 Dear gods. 49 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:14,125 Uh, Dr. Butts, shouldn't you be with the King? 50 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:16,750 Don't you women ever stop talking? 51 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:20,625 Now, if you are ailed by the Affliction, 52 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,166 the blood shall tell us everything. 53 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:25,625 The blood shall tell him nothing. 54 00:02:25,708 --> 00:02:28,333 The blood is made from dried beetle shells 55 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:32,333 and honey crystals Jane chewed up and dribbled out. 56 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:34,375 Cheerio. 57 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,833 Oh. 58 00:02:39,916 --> 00:02:42,833 Why, 'tis sweet. 59 00:02:42,916 --> 00:02:43,916 Perfect. 60 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,583 - No Affliction. - What? 61 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,958 Don't say "what." Say "pardon." 62 00:02:49,041 --> 00:02:50,750 Your humors are out of balance. 63 00:02:50,833 --> 00:02:54,125 Thus excess melancholy and unladylike aggression. 64 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,708 A thorough bleed, 65 00:02:55,791 --> 00:02:57,541 and the wedding may proceed. 66 00:02:57,625 --> 00:03:01,625 And I'll get my boy to make the blood into a, into a sausage for your breakfast. 67 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:02,708 Yummy, yummy. 68 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:06,375 Jane's options are clear. 69 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:09,625 Marriage or torture followed by marriage. 70 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:12,875 Followed by a sausage made from her own blood. 71 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:16,875 Stop! I'm better! 72 00:03:16,958 --> 00:03:20,291 You are a masterful healer. 73 00:03:20,375 --> 00:03:21,416 Mother? 74 00:03:23,791 --> 00:03:25,625 Dr. Butts healed me. 75 00:03:25,708 --> 00:03:28,166 I thought he would. 76 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:48,041 Lady Jane, do you feel better? 77 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,166 I do. 78 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:12,833 Swans mate for life. It's symbolic. 79 00:04:12,916 --> 00:04:14,583 Jane wants to throw up. 80 00:04:14,666 --> 00:04:15,708 Thank you. 81 00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:18,750 All that effort, begging, pleading, running away, 82 00:04:18,875 --> 00:04:21,375 - and then the merest hint of torture... - Wanker. 83 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,958 ...and she capitulated. 84 00:04:23,041 --> 00:04:26,625 - Did you just call me a wanker? - Called myself a wanker. 85 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:29,000 But I rather expect you're one, too. 86 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:31,833 You are even more charming and ladylike than I remember. 87 00:04:31,916 --> 00:04:33,958 Oh, and you're Galahad reborn. 88 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,583 The very picture of chivalric manhood. 89 00:04:36,666 --> 00:04:38,791 Did you just say that you're picturing my manhood? 90 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:41,208 Jane, darling, I haven't congratulated you 91 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:43,291 on this happy day. 92 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:46,833 I need some air. 93 00:04:46,916 --> 00:04:48,458 No more games. 94 00:04:48,541 --> 00:04:53,250 I know you hate it, but trust me, you will find this marriage empowering. 95 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:55,958 Empowering? He owns me now. 96 00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:58,666 I am his wife. His chattel. His... 97 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,416 His problem and no longer mine. 98 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,833 Lady Frances. Lady Jane. 99 00:05:01,916 --> 00:05:05,333 - The Duke of Norfolk sends his fondest... - Move, move and leave it in the gift room. 100 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:06,833 Thank you. 101 00:05:06,916 --> 00:05:09,750 Jane, you outrank Guildford. 102 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:12,083 His grandfather was an accountant. 103 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:15,708 Whereas your great-grandfather was the King of England. 104 00:05:15,791 --> 00:05:19,958 Tell me, Mother, did I fetch a good price or was I a bargain? 105 00:05:20,041 --> 00:05:21,875 I would've paid them to take you. 106 00:05:21,958 --> 00:05:23,250 Eat your swan. 107 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:28,500 Word to the wise. Now, listen. 108 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,250 Target is in sight. 109 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:32,625 The bull's-eye is clear 110 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,625 - but still requires a steady hand... - Dad. 111 00:05:35,708 --> 00:05:38,041 ...as we pull back the bow. 112 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:41,125 - So remember, twang, twang, twang. - What? 113 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:44,750 So, Stan, tell me about you. 114 00:05:44,833 --> 00:05:46,541 My fiancée has the plague. 115 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:48,166 - Oh, bad luck. - Hmm. 116 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:49,250 My husband's dead. 117 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:51,333 - Bad luck, indeed. - I know. 118 00:05:51,416 --> 00:05:52,500 Mm. 119 00:06:00,875 --> 00:06:02,125 Was that a withering look? 120 00:06:04,041 --> 00:06:05,708 Oh. And another one. 121 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:08,166 Consider me withered. 122 00:06:10,375 --> 00:06:11,976 How'd you fake the blood in the church, anyway? 123 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,708 Mm, the blood was not fake. 124 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:15,041 Perhaps the medic was wrong 125 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,333 and I do have the Affliction simply crawling all over my lungs. 126 00:06:18,416 --> 00:06:21,136 And, hey, now that we're married, you'll catch it and we'll both die. 127 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,458 Fingers crossed. 128 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,666 - Margaret. - What? 129 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,833 You're ten. Beer only. 130 00:06:29,916 --> 00:06:31,166 I love wine. 131 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:34,333 - And Katherine loves bedding ceremonies. - What? Shut up. No, I don't. 132 00:06:34,416 --> 00:06:39,333 Jane had forgotten all about the bedding ceremony. 133 00:06:39,416 --> 00:06:41,476 People? People. Eyes to me. 134 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:44,500 Eyes to me. 135 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:45,791 Well. 136 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:48,041 His Royal Highness, King Edward, 137 00:06:48,125 --> 00:06:51,875 has returned to the Palace to rule our great Kingdom 138 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:55,000 and to keep the Verity people safe! 139 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:02,833 Now, there are many here today who feared that this day would never come. 140 00:07:02,916 --> 00:07:07,125 I mean, my rascal son, the Grey's unpopular daughter. 141 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:12,125 But as my darling departed wife used to say, 142 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:13,875 there is a key for every lock. 143 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:19,541 And Guildford has managed to insert that key today. 144 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:22,833 So, let's raise a glass 145 00:07:22,916 --> 00:07:25,375 to the pure Verity union 146 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:29,500 of Lady Jane Grey and my son, 147 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,708 Lord Guildford Dudley! 148 00:07:32,791 --> 00:07:35,333 Stand up, the two of you. Come on. 149 00:07:35,416 --> 00:07:39,208 Raise a glass to Jane and Guildford! 150 00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:40,791 Jane and Guildford! 151 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:43,375 Smile, huh? Teeth and eyes. 152 00:07:43,458 --> 00:07:45,500 People love you. 153 00:07:50,416 --> 00:07:51,875 I'd like to say a few words. 154 00:07:51,958 --> 00:07:55,708 I stand before my countrymen... and women... 155 00:07:55,791 --> 00:08:00,916 offering not just my blessings but those of my brother, King Edward. 156 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,083 There is no soul he holds in higher esteem than Jane. 157 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:06,375 I hear he's coughing all the way to his coffin, Bessie! 158 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:09,041 Silence, fool! 159 00:08:10,541 --> 00:08:15,916 To speak of His Majesty's death is treason, even in jest. 160 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,500 I entreat you all to remember that when speaking of my beloved brother. 161 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:22,958 Besides, I can assure you, 162 00:08:23,041 --> 00:08:26,625 good King Edward is alive and safe. 163 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:27,708 Incorrect. 164 00:08:27,791 --> 00:08:31,791 Edward is alive but not safe. 165 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:34,416 Too much excitement. 166 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:36,642 I knew it would be. I'm always right about these things. 167 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:38,083 What news of... of Jane? 168 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:39,267 Jane is fine. 169 00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:43,000 Fainted with joy. Bess is there on your behalf. 170 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:49,625 Mm. More Ethian uprisings in the north. 171 00:08:49,708 --> 00:08:50,833 The Pack, sire. 172 00:08:50,916 --> 00:08:54,458 Their beastly leader, Archer... why haven't you killed him yet? 173 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:56,000 I'm trying my best. 174 00:08:57,291 --> 00:08:59,208 I-I wish to be alone. 175 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:01,583 Sleep, brother. 176 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:14,125 They're gone. 177 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:17,958 I'm starving. 178 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,750 Cheese. 179 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,333 Love cheese. 180 00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:26,458 - Mmm. - I have had an idea. 181 00:09:26,541 --> 00:09:28,208 We can find the poisoner 182 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:29,750 by finding the source of the poison. 183 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:32,625 To dogs, it smells like rotting flesh and poo-poo. 184 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:35,375 When I find my poisoner, I can order them boiled to death. 185 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:39,250 Marvelously barbaric. Dad's idea, of course. 186 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,333 Of course. 187 00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:41,625 Oh, here's an idea. 188 00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:43,833 Find the source of the poison, find the poisoner. 189 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,666 Didn't I just say that? 190 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:47,791 Tomorrow morning, we're going to have an adventure. 191 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:51,166 If I do this, if I help you, then once your poisoner is dead... 192 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,500 - Boiled. - Boiled. 193 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:55,143 Then you will come with me to Granny's. 194 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:57,291 Promise me. I can't go back there without you. 195 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:58,791 I promise. 196 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,666 I wonder what Jane is doing. I hope she's having fun. 197 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:05,208 Jane is not having fun. 198 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:11,958 Like every virgin contemplating her first meeting with "The Big D," 199 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:15,875 Jane is feeling a heady mix of nerves and concupiscence. 200 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:19,458 Or as the kids call it, "the raging horn." 201 00:10:19,541 --> 00:10:23,416 Jane has the raging horn for Guildford, 202 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,958 even though she knows he is utterly incorrigible 203 00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:29,333 and that their first time, the bedding ceremony, 204 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:32,166 will be in front of everybody in this room. 205 00:10:33,791 --> 00:10:35,750 Not dancing? 206 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,916 They're just stumbling and shit-faced. 207 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:40,666 Well, let me tell you a secret. 208 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:46,041 Sometimes getting shit-faced is incredibly good fun. 209 00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:50,083 - You've got something in your teeth. - What? 210 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:57,583 Kiss! 211 00:10:57,666 --> 00:10:59,708 - Kiss! - Kiss! 212 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:02,125 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 213 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:18,791 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 214 00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:26,916 As if. 215 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,041 Th-There's plenty of time for that. 216 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,666 We all know what's coming. 217 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:10,583 Thief. 218 00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,916 How did that get in there? 219 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,625 And an Ethian thief, I'd wager. 220 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,916 I contain multitudes, My Lady. 221 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,583 Well, it's been a pleasure. 222 00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:27,000 - But I must away... - No! 223 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,500 Do you know a woman named Susannah? 224 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:31,083 She's like you. Ethian. 225 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,958 She's my best friend. 226 00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:35,291 We don't all know each other, actually. 227 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,000 What the tits?! 228 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,017 I had come in here to apologize for my rudeness, 229 00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,767 but now I see you're pilfering our wedding gifts. 230 00:12:49,791 --> 00:12:52,875 Perhaps I should. They'd fund my freedom. 231 00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:54,833 You humiliated me. 232 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:59,625 This is a clearly doomed arrangement, so yes, I intend to leave you. 233 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,541 - As soon as possible. - Oh. Why? 234 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,750 You are one of the most notorious rakes in London. 235 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:07,750 - Oh. Thank you. - Oh, it's not a good thing. 236 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,625 Do you know what people say about you? 237 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:12,250 That you sleep all day, carouse all night, 238 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,416 spending your time with knaves, fools, harlots, drunkards, braggarts... 239 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,726 Well, you certainly seemed to enjoy my company in the tavern. 240 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,000 And besides, 241 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,583 at least I have friends. 242 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,666 And yet you still married me. 243 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:25,333 - A complete stranger. - I had my reasons. 244 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,500 Oh, how terribly cryptic. 245 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,875 My, what a fascinating enigma you are. 246 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,000 What were your reasons? 247 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,500 Money. 248 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,916 And to save my sister Katherine from an ancient Duke 249 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,833 who smells like a forgotten chamber pot. 250 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,416 Do I smell like a forgotten chamber pot? 251 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,958 I have not smelled you. 252 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,416 And I don't intend to. 253 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:50,000 It was not the killer exit line that Jane was hoping for, 254 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,750 but it was all she had. 255 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,250 - There you are. - Ah, the young lovers. 256 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,916 I began to wonder if you'd given in to temptation 257 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,625 - and jumped into the proverbial sack. - No. Dad. Absolutely not. 258 00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:03,416 Jolly good, because the bedding ceremony is about to begin. 259 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,208 Come on. Let's go. 260 00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:06,625 Come on. 261 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:11,958 After which, you must actually shag, 262 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,416 seal the deal. 263 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:16,250 Huh? Otherwise, this marriage could be ended 264 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,583 like that. 265 00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:29,125 - Dad, really? - This way. Come on. 266 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,625 Well, this is quite the turnout, isn't it, eh? 267 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:39,958 Goodness. 268 00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:45,916 Jane, I know we haven't discussed what happens between a man and a woman, 269 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,541 but if you're anything like me, I think you'll take to it like a duck to water. 270 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:53,500 Please, do not demean us both with a speech about the marital bed. 271 00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,541 Right, get it off. Come on. 272 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,416 Remember, there's a deal to be sealed. 273 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,916 Fun is fun, but work is work. Get the job done. 274 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,500 Now, Jane, darling, 275 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,625 mouth closed, legs open. 276 00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:06,708 You're killing me. 277 00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:08,375 Now, that is a shoulder. 278 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:11,041 - Time ticks by, we all get older. - Please, Dad. 279 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,166 I spy a maiden's shoulder. 280 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,375 Tell you what, chaps. 281 00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:17,166 I do rather fancy mummykins. 282 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,375 I've got a few tips. 283 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:22,000 Hold anything firm firmly 284 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:25,541 and anything soft softly. 285 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,208 - Apparently, it really hurts. - Shh. Don't listen to her. 286 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,375 Why aren't they leaving? 287 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:54,083 They need to see our legs to prove consummation. 288 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,750 They'll leave if we frot against each other. 289 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,500 Our feet, I mean. 290 00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,916 Yes! 291 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,125 Now what? 292 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:26,416 Just wait. 293 00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:35,291 Jane. 294 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:38,291 Now that we are finally alone, let me be clear. 295 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:41,125 I do not think that I should have to defend myself 296 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:44,000 or the way that I've chosen to live my life until now. 297 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:47,458 - Because it's indefensible. - Uh, let me speak. 298 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,833 Jane. 299 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,625 Do you... 300 00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:57,708 Have you ever been in a situation where you've had to do a certain thing, 301 00:16:57,791 --> 00:16:59,250 and then when you got there, 302 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,458 you didn't know if you could go through with it? 303 00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:12,541 Not without a drink, at least. 304 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,916 Actually, I don't require wine for courage. 305 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,041 Or personality. 306 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,791 Gods' teeth, no wonder your mother sold you to the highest bidder. 307 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,601 - No wonder your father had to buy you a wife. - Well, I should thank him. 308 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:28,517 Because, of all the heinous, know-it-all wenches in the world, 309 00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:29,583 I got stuck with you. 310 00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,375 How dare you speak to me like that?! 311 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,166 Because I'm your Lord husband! 312 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,500 Who you are to love, honor and obey. 313 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,250 Ha! 314 00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:42,291 Missed! 315 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,458 I wish to be alone until the morrow. 316 00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:51,416 - Jane, that's the... - Good night. 317 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,708 Dressing room. 318 00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:54,583 Shit. 319 00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:56,500 Hello? 320 00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,666 Let me out. Bastard! 321 00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,750 Ah, mm-mm. To the left. 322 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,625 Left, left, left, left, left. 323 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,875 That's better. 324 00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:36,208 Uh, actually, I didn't. 325 00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:38,000 Oh, well, something to look forward to. 326 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:41,125 Look, do-do you mind if we just hop back up? 327 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:43,166 I'll be awfully fast. 328 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,541 Ow! 329 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,500 Stan, is that damp in the ceiling? 330 00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,416 Look at him. 331 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,125 He just feels so sad. 332 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,250 Ah, he'll get over it. 333 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,333 Why doesn't your father take better care of this place? 334 00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:59,833 Daddy likes to spend money. He's just not good at earning it. 335 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,000 Dudley's broke? 336 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,333 How broke?! 337 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,625 You're scaring me. 338 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,291 And I kind of like it. 339 00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:17,166 Oh. 340 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:21,291 It must be... terribly vexing, 341 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,958 this money situation, for all of you. 342 00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:25,958 Now, um... 343 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,000 come and unburden yourself 344 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,250 and tell me... 345 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,875 everything. 346 00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,375 I cannot tempt you to join me? 347 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:57,708 I detest bathing. 348 00:19:57,791 --> 00:20:00,083 How many times do I have to tell you? 349 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,375 We are peevish, I see. 350 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,833 Patience, Princess. 351 00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:12,958 The throne will be yours. It is your birthright. 352 00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,041 And when you have that crown, 353 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,351 - we can finally be married. - We can finally slay all the Ethians 354 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,041 - just like Daddy would've wanted. - That's exactly what I said. 355 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,666 That's not what you said. 356 00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:25,833 Naturally, once Queen, 357 00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:28,583 betrothal will be your honor to bestow upon me. 358 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:34,000 But until that happy day arrives, I hoped you would accept 359 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,125 this token of my abiding love and affection. 360 00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:40,000 My love. 361 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:41,458 I'm overcome. 362 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,958 But you know I can't accept it. 363 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:48,791 You give me your ring instead, 364 00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:53,166 and I'll wear that on a chain around my neck as a symbol of love and fidelity. 365 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,416 My eye ring? That-that was a gift from King Henry. 366 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:59,125 Yes, I know. And as he gave it to you, he kissed it. 367 00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:01,083 'Cause you're special. 368 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,166 And now we have Daddy's blessing. 369 00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:18,708 Hello? 370 00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:20,583 Hello? Guildford Dudley, let me out! 371 00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:23,000 Let me out of here! 372 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,541 You let me out of here, Guildford Dudley, right now! 373 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,166 Oh, you bastard! Leaving me... 374 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,250 Where is he? 375 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:33,375 Lady Jane! You can't go out like that. You're practically naked! 376 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,708 Your hair! 377 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,958 You are a wife now. 378 00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:41,416 You only take your hair down when you're alone with himself. 379 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,083 During marital purposes. 380 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:44,583 Marital... 381 00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:45,666 Oh. 382 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,750 A woman needs it at least once a day. 383 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:49,916 I like it twice myself. 384 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,416 If you don't get it, then all the fluids and vapors build up and cause fits. 385 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,708 I knew a widow from Exeter who missed marital purposes so much 386 00:21:57,791 --> 00:21:59,041 that her eyes exploded. 387 00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:02,750 And then she died. 388 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,291 Guildford will show you what to do. 389 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:08,625 Where is Lord Guildford? 390 00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:12,833 Oh, he keeps a bed down by the stables. He likes the easy access to town. 391 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,166 Oh, I'm sure he does. 392 00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:55,125 You! 393 00:22:56,166 --> 00:23:00,166 You left me stuck in that sodding dressing room all night, you knave. 394 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:03,833 You locked yourself in the sodding dressing room, you numpty. 395 00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,125 Jane, I really need to be alone. 396 00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:13,250 Oh, well, we're married now, so not being alone is part of the deal. 397 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:15,583 Jane, please just leave. 398 00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:17,791 Why? 399 00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:19,125 Where are you... 400 00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:28,000 You're a horse? 401 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,291 Change back. 402 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,875 Guildford, there are servants everywhere. Someone is going to see you. Change back. 403 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:40,625 Ah, I thought I'd find you here. 404 00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:44,666 The inevitable wedding morning conversation. 405 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:47,541 Uh, he can't change. Not until sunset. 406 00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:49,125 Uh, meet Rupert. 407 00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:51,083 - He's Guildford's groom. - Milady. 408 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:52,208 What? 409 00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:54,208 Don't say "what." Say "pardon." 410 00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:56,875 Guildford can't control his Ethian powers. 411 00:23:56,958 --> 00:23:58,333 Why? 412 00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:01,101 Ethians can change back and forth whenever they want. Everybody knows that. 413 00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:02,416 Not my boy. 414 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,166 Never has. We don't know why. 415 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:07,083 It's a sort of horse-by-day, man-by-night thing. 416 00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:08,541 That's not a thing. 417 00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:10,291 I think you're in shock. 418 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:13,541 Give yourself a little time, and you'll see that it's not that bad. 419 00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,041 I mean, look at him. 420 00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:18,875 It's not as if he's one of those Pack Ethians you hear so much about. 421 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,625 I mean, with Guildford, it's... it's more of a quirk. 422 00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:27,750 So, you, Rupert and Guildford will embark upon your honeymoon today. 423 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,833 Honeymoon? 424 00:24:29,916 --> 00:24:33,583 Why would I go on a honeymoon with a horse? 425 00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:36,291 To evade prying eyes 426 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:40,541 and have some time to adjust and to focus on the realities of your marriage. 427 00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:43,375 No. No. I can't stay married to him. 428 00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,500 Jane. Jane, Jane, Jane. 429 00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:49,125 I often find, with very clever people like your good self, 430 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:52,833 they gad about the place spouting Greek and generally arse-ing things up, 431 00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:56,541 but they're frequently blind to bigger truths. 432 00:24:56,625 --> 00:25:01,583 Do you know the punishment for Ethian-Verity intermarriage? 433 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:07,083 If I tell anyone, we're all dead. 434 00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:11,250 You, him, me, your mother, your sisters. 435 00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:12,958 Me, probably. 436 00:25:13,041 --> 00:25:15,500 - Oh, definitely you. - No, this is madness. 437 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:18,142 My cousin, King Edward, will annul this marriage. He will protect me. 438 00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:20,750 The ailing Verity King, 439 00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:22,625 who's expanded Division Laws, 440 00:25:22,708 --> 00:25:26,125 who's constantly hanging Ethian miscreants? 441 00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:28,375 Do you really want to bet your life on that? 442 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:31,625 The only clear way out of this 443 00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:34,208 is quiet obedience. 444 00:25:34,291 --> 00:25:37,500 And a honeymoon far, far away. 445 00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:41,000 Oh, Jane. 446 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:44,791 Did you actually think you'd find a real man to marry you? 447 00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:59,583 As a boy, Edward thrilled at tales of Emperor Nero, 448 00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:04,041 who would don a disguise and cavort around Rome as a commoner. 449 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:07,583 Now Edward is finally about to experience it for himself. 450 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:10,916 The world as a normal person. 451 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:16,500 A pleb, a pauper, someone who isn't probably dying. 452 00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:20,041 Someone who shall uncover the truth, dash it. 453 00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:21,958 Old woman. 454 00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:24,208 I am a simple farmer seeking a herbalist. 455 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,708 - Pray tell... - Buy me pig or bugger off. 456 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:32,041 Did you see that? No idea who I was. 457 00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:33,250 "Bugger off," she said. 458 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:36,875 - I can't see a herbalist anywhere. - Perhaps we should try the next village. 459 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:39,375 Wait. Look. 460 00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:43,125 It's only a flower girl. 461 00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:46,125 No, she isn't. 462 00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:50,083 You distract her. I'll change and take a sniff around. 463 00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:53,083 Marjoram, feverfew, sage and daisies. 464 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:56,916 Good for what ails you and bad for what might impale you. 465 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,791 Good morrow, flower peasant. 466 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:02,000 What can I do you for, sir? 467 00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:05,166 I need a... sleeping potion. 468 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,375 Yeah, chamomile. Make a draft. 469 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:09,791 I mean a more... permanent sleep. 470 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:13,750 No. Sorry. Bugger off. 471 00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:18,750 Filthy beast. 472 00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:22,333 Look at the state of ya. Ethian scum! 473 00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:25,750 I'm only a field mouse! 474 00:27:25,833 --> 00:27:28,291 Guards. Where are you taking her? 475 00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:29,375 Guards! 476 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:33,666 Where are they taking her? 477 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:35,916 Who cares? She's a beast. 478 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,250 I told you. 479 00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:39,583 - A-About the sleeping draft, I... - Look, mate. 480 00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:41,458 Poison is verboten. 481 00:27:41,541 --> 00:27:42,708 Get it? 482 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:46,000 I don't have it. I don't sell it. I don't even know what it is. 483 00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:48,958 Tofana? 484 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,916 It's a poisoner's box. 485 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,416 You nasty little thief. 486 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,041 You filthy little poison merchant. 487 00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:57,875 To whom did you sell this? Was it someone at the Palace? 488 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,958 Tell him or I'll cut your blinking throat. 489 00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:03,500 Fine. 490 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:06,541 Maybe I sold Tofana here. 491 00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:08,416 S-Some berk in a cloak. 492 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,083 Guy with a creepy ring. 493 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,708 - Looked a bit like an eyeball. - What sort of eyeball? 494 00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:17,416 Get out of here and leave me in peace. 495 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,416 What does that mean? 496 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:27,333 - It's kind of like "bugger off." - Ah, I see. 497 00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:29,791 Tofana. 498 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,250 - We must get you to Granny. - No, no. 499 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:35,041 I need to talk to Jane. 500 00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:39,875 A horse for a husband. 501 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:43,458 A fucking horse for a husband. 502 00:28:43,541 --> 00:28:45,583 And a lying horse-husband at that. 503 00:28:45,666 --> 00:28:48,208 Jane wants more than ever to escape. 504 00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:51,291 And perhaps, if she hawks her valuable wedding gifts, 505 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:52,750 she can. 506 00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:57,750 Would you please unlock that? 507 00:28:57,833 --> 00:28:59,791 Oh, no. It's going on honeymoon with you. 508 00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:00,958 Exciting. 509 00:29:01,041 --> 00:29:03,208 There are some gifts that I would like to retrieve. 510 00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:06,208 Your new Lord and master's orders, Milady. 511 00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:08,291 He is not my Lord and master. 512 00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:10,625 Greetings, sister. 513 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,791 Salutations, urchin-kicker. 514 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:16,666 Oh, they love me. How's married life? 515 00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:20,208 Tallyho. 516 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:22,125 Good luck with that. 517 00:29:22,208 --> 00:29:24,416 This just arrived for you. From His Majesty. 518 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:33,083 Bit manky, innit? 519 00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:35,666 - We played with it as children. - Exactly. 520 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:36,958 Manky. 521 00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:40,541 Say hi to your mum for me. 522 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:54,833 {\an8}The note from Edward could only mean one thing. 523 00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:58,541 Jane's fake collapse in the church had forced him to come to his senses 524 00:29:58,625 --> 00:30:01,458 and annul her disaster of a marriage. 525 00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:02,583 Edward. 526 00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:07,583 Very definition of cloak and dagger. 527 00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:12,458 - You look better. - Jane... 528 00:30:13,541 --> 00:30:14,875 ...what do you know about poison? 529 00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:17,333 I have this friend, 530 00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:20,083 and he thinks he might have accidentally ingested Tofana. 531 00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:22,458 The Florentine Widowmaker? 532 00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:24,250 Yes. I knew you would know. 533 00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:27,500 You've always been so jolly clever about things like this. 534 00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:30,625 - How bad is it? - Catastrophic. 535 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:34,208 Tofana is the most lethal substance that there is. 536 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:36,416 I mean, in large doses, well, it kills you instantly. 537 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:39,583 In small doses, it creeps into your lungs, seeps into your blood 538 00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:42,416 - until it reaches your heart, and then... - And then? 539 00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:45,958 You die. 540 00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,416 I know. 541 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,791 I'll stay here for a while and help your poor friend. 542 00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:56,625 Jane, I won't help you abandon your wifely duties. 543 00:30:56,708 --> 00:30:58,958 You sound like Guildford. 544 00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:01,958 - He can't be that bad, honestly. - He is that bad. 545 00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:03,500 In fact, he is... 546 00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:06,208 What? 547 00:31:06,291 --> 00:31:08,458 What is he? 548 00:31:08,541 --> 00:31:11,416 You know, you used to be the one person in whom I could confide. 549 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,208 There was nothing we wouldn't do for each other. 550 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,309 Jane, there is so much going on that you don't and cannot know. 551 00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:20,351 - What do I not know? - No, it's none of your concern. 552 00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:23,750 - Gods, why are you being such a prat? - Do not speak to your King like that. 553 00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:28,416 You do realize it doesn't matter how many times you say "King." 554 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,980 - You'll never be your father. - And you're nothing but a wife! 555 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,125 Just Guildford Dudley's property. 556 00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:04,583 Oh. 557 00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:06,916 Whale pie. A little gamey. 558 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,416 - Whale. Such a challenge to digest. - I know. 559 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,750 All rise for the King! 560 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:17,000 Your Majesty. 561 00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:21,416 I call you here today 562 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:25,708 to impart news that will, I trust, shock you 563 00:32:25,791 --> 00:32:28,166 as much as it shocked me. 564 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,541 I have ascertained that my malaise 565 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,875 is not the Affliction. 566 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:36,708 It is, in fact, poison. 567 00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:43,958 Furthermore, I have reason to believe that my would-be assassin 568 00:32:44,041 --> 00:32:45,541 is somebody at Court. 569 00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:47,833 It could even be one of you. 570 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:56,208 I demand each of you pledge to stop at nothing to find the culprit. 571 00:32:56,291 --> 00:32:59,083 Your Majesty, please, rest assured that... 572 00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:01,791 We will endeavor to find who's responsible for this. 573 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:04,916 - We will go to all lengths, and we will not stop until... - We will not stop. 574 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,291 You must banish any doubt within the royal mind... 575 00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:09,142 - Every person within this Court... - I'm still speaking. 576 00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:10,916 This atrocity... 577 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,000 - We'll solve forthwith. - We'll endeavor to find who's responsible for this. 578 00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:16,559 - We'll go to all lengths... - There is no length to which we will not go. 579 00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:18,476 - It's as simple as that. It is as simple as that. - It is as simple as that. 580 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,580 - We will find them, Your Majesty. - It is as... That's enough. That's enough. 581 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,375 If you cannot find the poisoner, 582 00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:26,916 I'll assume you're all treasonous bastards. 583 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,833 And I'll boil you all together. 584 00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:41,458 So, without further ado... 585 00:33:42,541 --> 00:33:44,208 ...bugger off! 586 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:48,458 Delusions of persecution. 587 00:33:48,541 --> 00:33:50,083 The King is losing his wits. 588 00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:52,708 Often happens in the latter stages of the Affliction. 589 00:33:52,791 --> 00:33:54,226 Perhaps you're right. He looked terrible. 590 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:55,833 Positively waxy. 591 00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:58,041 - Most unpleasant. - Oh, most unpleasant. 592 00:33:58,125 --> 00:34:00,125 Let me look into this poisoning business. 593 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:01,916 Nothing's more important than the monarchy. 594 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,583 - Quite. - Quite. 595 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:04,708 Quite. 596 00:34:04,791 --> 00:34:07,083 When Englishmen truly hate each other, 597 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,416 they will agree profusely. 598 00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:20,166 He knows. The King knows. 599 00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:21,541 The King knows? 600 00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:26,250 You fool. You fool! 601 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,541 I told you! 602 00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:30,333 Hush, hush, hush, my love. Someone will hear. 603 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:33,750 - I think you mean "Your Highness." - Yes, Your Highness. 604 00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,000 Your Majesty. 605 00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:37,125 - Maybe in a few days, he'll just... - No. 606 00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:39,083 We don't have time. 607 00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:42,958 I'm taking charge. 608 00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:44,166 Hmm. 609 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,166 You do exactly as I say. 610 00:34:57,833 --> 00:35:00,000 - Stan. - Dad! 611 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:02,208 Shall we get squiffy and talk about girls? 612 00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:04,083 What? Oh, shut up. Listen to me. 613 00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:06,375 I need you to go to the Chancery. 614 00:35:06,458 --> 00:35:09,000 Find the King's Will for the Succession. 615 00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:11,250 You bring it back to me for safekeeping. 616 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:12,333 Right now? 617 00:35:12,416 --> 00:35:14,250 Don't "right now" me. 618 00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:17,875 I believe there are powerful forces conspiring against the King, 619 00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:22,541 but I haven't survived a lifetime in Court by picking fights I know I can't win. 620 00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:24,351 My priority is the monarchy. 621 00:35:24,375 --> 00:35:26,750 We must safeguard the Will. 622 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:29,708 Do you understand? 623 00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:33,000 Whoever gets the crown controls the world. 624 00:35:33,083 --> 00:35:34,916 My future, your future, 625 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,208 Guildford's future. 626 00:35:37,291 --> 00:35:39,458 The entire Kingdom is at stake. 627 00:35:39,541 --> 00:35:41,166 So stand and go. 628 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:45,041 - Can I get my bun? - I'll get you another bun! 629 00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:49,375 There are two types of people in the world: 630 00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:53,083 those who lie down and cry for mummy when things get tough 631 00:35:53,166 --> 00:35:56,458 and those who know mummy wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, 632 00:35:56,541 --> 00:35:59,750 so you better jolly well get back up and keep fighting your corner, 633 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:02,583 because it's the only way you'll survive. 634 00:36:02,666 --> 00:36:03,750 Rupert? 635 00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:06,583 Desperate for a wazz. 636 00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,500 Rupert, stop! 637 00:36:10,291 --> 00:36:11,458 Oh, cheers. 638 00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:13,833 We must make haste, Milady. 639 00:36:13,916 --> 00:36:16,541 If either of you want to use the tree, I can watch the horses. 640 00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:18,541 And the husband. 641 00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:22,083 Ah, I shouldn't. It's, uh, it's not safe. 642 00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:24,375 No, piffle. There's not a soul around. 643 00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:26,375 - Go on. - Thank you, Milady. 644 00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:28,666 Peter, let's take a slash. 645 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,791 Hello! I say, I'm terribly sorry. 646 00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:40,642 My groom dropped down dead, wasn't it a bother, 647 00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,916 my steed absconded into the night, I'm dreadfully hungry, 648 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,059 and I'm afraid I find myself forced to rob you to survive. 649 00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:47,416 So open the fucking chest, lambkins! 650 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:50,000 Open it. I've got a stick, and I'm not afraid to use it. 651 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,684 Come on! Open the chest! 652 00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,958 Open it! Open the chest now! 653 00:36:54,041 --> 00:36:55,250 Yes! 654 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,708 There's nothing but books. 655 00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:03,500 It's literature. There are no valuables in here at all. 656 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:05,875 Looks like the only valuable here is you. 657 00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:08,083 Don't touch me! 658 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:14,666 Ever! 659 00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,541 - Okay! - Bastard! 660 00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,708 - How dare you! - Ow! 661 00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:24,750 Ethian scum. 662 00:37:25,875 --> 00:37:28,583 Lady Jane, are you hurt? 663 00:37:28,666 --> 00:37:31,541 - I'm fine. - Oh, thank the gods. 664 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:34,750 Lady Jane, let's go. Before more of 'em come back to murder us. 665 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:37,416 "Quam Ut Rememdium Bestia." 666 00:37:40,833 --> 00:37:42,500 How interesting. 667 00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:54,750 I must see Lady Frances. 668 00:37:57,833 --> 00:38:00,333 Oh. It's you. I told you... 669 00:38:00,416 --> 00:38:03,291 King Edward's Will for the Succession, it's missing. 670 00:38:03,375 --> 00:38:05,666 What do you mean? 671 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:08,000 Dad sent me to the Chancery, and it's gone. 672 00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:09,958 It's missing. Stolen. 673 00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:14,291 - I'm so stressed. Can I come in? - No. 674 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:18,791 Well, Dad will freak out when I tell him. I-I didn't know where else to go. 675 00:38:18,875 --> 00:38:19,875 Frances. 676 00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:22,208 What does it mean? 677 00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:25,458 It means... we're all fucked. 678 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,416 Are you cheating? 679 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,875 Yes. 680 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,583 Come in. 681 00:38:41,708 --> 00:38:44,375 Your Royal Highness, King Edward, Defender of the Realm. 682 00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:45,458 Just get on with it. 683 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,541 It brings me both joy and pain 684 00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:53,166 to tell you that I have ascertained the identity of your poisoner. 685 00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:58,875 Lord Dudley. 686 00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:01,875 Huh? What? 687 00:39:01,958 --> 00:39:03,500 Your plan was clear. 688 00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:06,642 - You betrayed your Kingdom. You betrayed your... - Lies! Your Majesty, I am the most loyal... 689 00:39:06,666 --> 00:39:08,458 What on earth are you doing?! 690 00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:11,666 {\an8}What are you looking for, man?! I mean, get your... 691 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,791 {\an8}Tofana. A poisoner's box. 692 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:15,583 That's not mine! 693 00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:21,750 You tried to murder my baby brother? You treasonous vermin. 694 00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:29,625 - Desist beating me! - Arrest Lord Dudley. 695 00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:32,041 Lock him up in the Tower of London. 696 00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:35,166 No. No. Sire, you are mistaken. 697 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:36,500 I'm innocent! 698 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,125 You're making a grave error! 699 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:39,916 Get your mucky hands off me! 700 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,083 No! 701 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:46,000 Shut that dog up, or I'll shut it up for you. 702 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,250 Here, brother, take my cozy cloak. 703 00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:51,375 You need peace. 704 00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:55,416 We must move you to the North Turret. 705 00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:00,583 The eye ring. 706 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:02,583 To whom did you sell Tofana? 707 00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:06,250 Guy with a creepy ring. Looked a bit like an eyeball. 708 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:21,166 Smuggling esoteric books on honeymoon 709 00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:24,375 is a jolly odd move for a renowned scoundrel. 710 00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:29,083 Despite being thwarted again in her attempts to escape marriage, 711 00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:33,875 Jane is suddenly rather intrigued. 712 00:40:44,958 --> 00:40:46,375 Tired after the journey? 713 00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:48,541 Oh, no. 714 00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:50,875 Boundless energy, horses. 715 00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:53,875 Is that supposed to be funny? 716 00:40:53,958 --> 00:40:57,000 To be fair, I did try and warn you about the horse thing. 717 00:40:57,083 --> 00:41:00,541 That is not how I remember it. We need to talk. 718 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:04,250 Your father told me that you can't control your change. Why? 719 00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:07,333 Ethians can switch back and forth whenever they want. What's wrong with you? 720 00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:10,041 I don't know. 721 00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:12,500 And why did you swap our wedding gifts with books? 722 00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:13,916 I suggest you bring the wine. 723 00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:22,958 "Das Biest Beenden." 724 00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:25,208 They're all about curing Ethianism. 725 00:41:25,291 --> 00:41:27,833 Yes, it's become something of a hobby of mine. 726 00:41:27,916 --> 00:41:28,958 For obvious reasons. 727 00:41:29,041 --> 00:41:31,708 Latin, Italian, Greek. 728 00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:36,708 Is that Aramaic? You speak Aramaic? 729 00:41:36,791 --> 00:41:38,333 No. 730 00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:41,208 My father says you're very smart, that you're a polyglot. 731 00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:43,291 Correctomundo. 732 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,392 - It's Italian. - And that you also know the medical arts 733 00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:47,059 and you make these little cures and things. 734 00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:48,416 Patronizing, but yes. 735 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000 I am hoping 736 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:57,458 that you can use the knowledge in these books to cure me. 737 00:41:59,791 --> 00:42:01,916 So you married me for my brain? 738 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:09,101 Look, I've read about Ethian cures, of course. 739 00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:11,083 I just always assumed that they were myths. 740 00:42:11,166 --> 00:42:13,000 You know, John of Damascus said that 741 00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:16,017 it would be like curing the sea of being the sea, the earth of being the earth. 742 00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:17,583 John was also burned for blasphemy. 743 00:42:17,666 --> 00:42:19,666 The ancients thought it was possible. 744 00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:22,000 Petronius with versipellis, 745 00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:24,583 though his research was lost to time. 746 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,920 - So will you do it? - The thing is, Guildford... 747 00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:31,625 What? 748 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:34,500 You've never said my name before. 749 00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:41,458 What if I can't do it? 750 00:42:41,541 --> 00:42:43,041 What then? 751 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:46,625 All I'm asking is that you try. 752 00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:48,583 Please, Jane. 753 00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,958 I don't want to live like this. 754 00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:53,541 Neither do I. 755 00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:58,125 This marriage was never my desire. 756 00:42:58,208 --> 00:42:59,708 Then what is your desire? 757 00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:02,083 Independence. 758 00:43:02,166 --> 00:43:03,208 So a divorce? 759 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,416 How modern. 760 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:08,500 Fine. 761 00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:12,125 You find me my cure, and this marriage is over. 762 00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:17,666 Jane. 763 00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:22,791 Please. 764 00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,791 I need this. 765 00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:32,125 Never tell me to obey you again. 766 00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:34,583 Never. 767 00:43:34,666 --> 00:43:36,041 Promise. 768 00:43:38,541 --> 00:43:39,583 I do. 769 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,666 - Jane, one last thing. - Yes? 770 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:52,166 Obviously, I know you'd rather not be husband and wife, 771 00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:55,208 so you needn't worry about, um, marital obligations. 772 00:43:55,291 --> 00:43:56,500 Oh. 773 00:43:56,583 --> 00:43:58,708 Yes, good. I'm glad we can be friends. 774 00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:00,333 Yes. 775 00:44:00,416 --> 00:44:01,708 Friends. 776 00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:04,708 This is you. 777 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,416 I'll start my research tomorrow. 778 00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:19,791 Thank you. 779 00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:23,500 Guildford. 780 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,333 Yes? 781 00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:32,541 Sleep well. 782 00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:33,750 You, too. Good night. 783 00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:34,873 - Good night. - Good night. 784 00:44:44,583 --> 00:44:45,708 Petunia? 785 00:44:46,791 --> 00:44:48,541 Guards? 786 00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:50,208 Servants? Anyone? 787 00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:52,851 - He's my brother. I'll do it. - Yes, yes, dear. 788 00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:57,208 It was Princess Mary and Seymour coming to kill him. 789 00:44:58,291 --> 00:44:59,458 Eddie? 790 00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:01,000 Eddie? 791 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:08,458 I'm coming in! Eddie! 792 00:45:08,541 --> 00:45:10,000 Eddie! It's only me. 793 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:13,750 I need to talk to you. 794 00:45:13,833 --> 00:45:15,416 Eddie! 795 00:45:18,041 --> 00:45:19,583 Where is he? 796 00:45:19,666 --> 00:45:21,583 He must be here. 797 00:45:21,666 --> 00:45:23,208 Your Majesty?! 798 00:45:23,291 --> 00:45:24,583 Your Highness?! 799 00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:28,351 He's gone. 800 00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:31,083 The door was bolted. A dozen guards stationed below. 801 00:45:31,166 --> 00:45:33,375 There's no other way out this room except... 802 00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:38,291 He must have fallen trying to escape. 803 00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:40,291 Edward is dead. 804 00:45:41,916 --> 00:45:46,000 Edward is dead!