1 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:15,382 WE'’RE GOING TO ASK YOU A SERIES OF QUESTIONS. 2 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:17,645 SOME WILL BE BASIC, BIOGRAPHICAL QUESTIONS. 3 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:20,518 OTHERS WILL BE VERY PERSONAL ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL HISTORY. 4 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,999 THAT BEING SAID, LET'’S START WITH TELLING US... 5 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,088 WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY. 6 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:28,091 DECEMBER 5, 1994. 7 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,789 IT WAS MY SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL, 8 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:34,053 AND I LOST IT TO DANNY RIZZO. 9 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,360 MY PARENTS HAD GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND, 10 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:39,667 AND WE EACH DID ABOUT EIGHT SHOTS OF VODKA... 11 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:41,974 AND THEN WE DID IT. 12 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:45,238 THEN WE THREW UP ABOUT TEN MINUTES AFTER THAT, SO... 13 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:48,676 FIRST TIME I HAD SEX, I WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY YOUNG... FIFTEEN. 14 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:52,202 AND SHE WAS A FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE. AND IT JUST KINDA HAPPENED. 15 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:56,510 I WAS HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE AandP DRINKING SOME BEERS. 16 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:59,948 SHE PULLED INTO THE PARKING LOT IN HER DAD'’S NEW CADILLAC. 17 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:02,473 WE GOT TO TALKIN'’, AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, 18 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:05,302 WE'’RE IN THE BACKSEAT KINDA GOIN'’ AT IT, SO... 19 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:08,261 IT WAS PRETTY COOL '’CAUSE I HAD NEVER BEEN IN A CADILLAC BEFORE. 20 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:12,091 I WAS A LATE BLOOMER. IT WAS MY JUNIOR YEAR OF COLLEGE. 21 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:16,356 AND I LOST IT TO THE WOMAN I EVENTUALLY MARRIED, MARIA. 22 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:22,058 SO, I REALLY ONLY HAD SEX WITH ONE WOMAN UP UNTIL THAT POINT, 23 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,017 AND THAT'’S PROBABLY WHY I GOT DIVORCED. 24 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,280 I WAS ONLY 16, 25 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,804 AND HE WAS MUCH OLDER. 26 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:33,808 HE WORKED WITH MY MOTHER. MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED WHEN I WAS NINE. 27 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:37,899 AND HE USED TO COME TO THE HOUSE FOR DINNERS AND PARTIES AND THINGS. 28 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:41,555 BUT THEN HE STARTED COMING OVER WHEN HE KNEW MY MOM WOULDN'’T BE HOME. 29 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:46,125 AND THEN ONE THING KINDA LED TO ANOTHER. 30 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:48,214 AND BEFORE I EVEN KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING, 31 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:51,087 I WAS HAVING MY FIRST AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN. 32 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,654 WHEN I FIRST HAD SEX? MY DAD DROVE ME DOWN... 33 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:56,918 FROM OUR APARTMENT IN THE BRONX WHERE WE LIVED. 34 00:01:56,942 --> 00:02:00,642 HE TOOK ME DOWN TO THE UPPER EAST SIDE TO SOME HIGH-CLASS WHOREHOUSE. 35 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:06,145 AND SHE SAID HER NAME WAS CHERRY PIE. 36 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,191 I ALWAYS LIKED THAT NAME... CHERRY PIE. 37 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:12,151 LET'’S JUST SAY I HAVE A VERY CLEAR IMAGE OF HER IN MY MENTAL FILE. 38 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:15,676 HE WAS THE SWEETEST GUY IN THE WORLD. WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER. 39 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:19,463 AND WE BOTH WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL WE GOT MARRIED '’CAUSE IT WAS THAT CATHOLIC THING. 40 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:22,509 BUT I WANTED TO DO IT BEFORE MY 18th BIRTHDAY. 41 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:25,164 SO WE WENT TO THIS BED-AND-BREAKFAST IN SARATOGA, 42 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:30,691 AND WE JUST MADE LOVE FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS. 43 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:34,434 AND THEN WE WENT OFF TO COLLEGE AND PROMISED TO BE FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER. 44 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,436 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 45 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:39,004 WELL, I WAS FAITHFUL FOR THE FIRST SEMESTER. 46 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:43,182 AND HE CAME BACK AFTER CHRISTMAS BREAK AND TOLD ME HE WAS GAY. 47 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,880 SO I GUESS HE WAS A LITTLE SWEETER THAN I WOULD'’VE LIKED. 48 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:48,622 OKAY, WAIT A SECOND, SUE. I MEAN, THIS IS UNBEL... 49 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,276 I MEAN... I MEAN, COME ON! 50 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,757 I DON'’T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHERE THIS CAME FROM. 51 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:56,761 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS? YOU JUST DROP THIS ON ME ALL OF A SUDDEN TODAY? 52 00:02:56,785 --> 00:03:00,243 I MEAN, I DON'’T EVEN KNOW... STOP! YOU'’RE STUTTERING. OKAY? 53 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,767 IT'’S OVER! IT'’S SIMPLE! PACK YOUR SHIT. GET OUT BY THE WEEKEND. 54 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:07,598 SERIOUSLY, THIS IS LIKE... THIS IS LIKE A SHOCK TO ME. 55 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:11,210 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU WANT ME TO SAY. IT'’S SIMPLE. IT'’S OVER. 56 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:13,256 HAVE YOUR SHIT OUT BY THE WEEKEND.YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 57 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,736 I'’M NOT KIDDING YOU.WHEN DID THIS COME ABOUT? 58 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,261 OH, MY GOD, GIMME A BREAK. YOU KNOW THIS WAS INEVITABLE. 59 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:22,047 IF I THOUGHT THIS WAS INEVITABLE, I WOULDN'’T HAVE GIVEN UP MY APARTMENT. 60 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:25,268 DON'’T YOU PIN THAT ON ME. I DIDN'’T ASK YOU TO GIVE UP YOUR APARTMENT. 61 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,271 BUT YOU DID ASK ME TO MOVE IN WITH YOU, RIGHT? THAT I DIDN'’T FUCKIN'’ IMAGINE. 62 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:32,231 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY ?HOW ABOUT A FUCKIN'’ EXPLANATION? 63 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:35,234 WHY DO YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION? 64 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:38,237 WHY CAN'’T YOU JUST SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALL? WHY CAN'’T I SEE? 65 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:41,762 THE ONLY THING I CAN SEE IS THIS UGLY PAINTING THAT COST ME A FEW GRAND. 66 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:44,025 YOU WANT THE PAINTING? YOU CAN HAVE THE PAINTING. 67 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:46,289 I DON'’T WANT THE PAINTING. I GOT YOU THE PAINTING. 68 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:49,248 I DON'’T WANT IT.THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 69 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:52,251 YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? I JUST WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME. 70 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:55,689 JUST TELL ME WHY YOU'’RE DOIN'’ THIS? 71 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:59,693 WHERE YOU GOIN'’? TELL ME WHY YOU'’RE DOING THIS! THIS IS COMIN'’ OUT OF LEFT FIELD HERE! 72 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:02,566 DO YOU WANT KIDS? 73 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:05,133 YEAH! YOU KNOW I WANT KIDS. WE'’VE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS. 74 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,397 WHEN? 75 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,355 AS SOON AS YOU'’RE READY. 76 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:12,358 GUESS WHAT. NOT READY. 77 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:16,667 YOU EVER NOTICE HOW WHENEVER YOU BRING UP KIDS, I CHANGE THE SUBJECT? 78 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:19,365 I DON'’T WANT THEM... EVER! 79 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,541 THAT WAS KINDA HARSH, YOU KNOW, 80 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:25,197 BECAUSE WE WERE TALKIN'’, EVERYTHING... KIDS, MARRIAGE, THE WHOLE NINE. 81 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,678 THEN SHE DROPS THAT ON ME OUT OF THE BLUE, SO... 82 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,897 THAT WAS KINDA TOUGH. 83 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:33,074 I TOLD YOU MOVING IN WITH HER WAS A BIG MISTAKE, DIDN'’T I? I KNOW, 84 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:35,555 TOMMY, YOU ARE NOT THE SETTLING DOWN TYPE OF GUY. 85 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:39,298 YOU'’RE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT HAS TO BE OUT THERE EVERY DAY MAKIN'’ IT HAPPEN. 86 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,387 FORGET ABOUT THAT WIFE AND KIDS CRAP! 87 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:44,782 WHAT IS THAT WITH YOU? YOU TAKE IT FROM SOMEBODY WHO'’S BEEN THERE. 88 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:49,003 A WIFE AND CHILDREN WILL DRIVE YOU TO AN EARLY GRAVE! 89 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:52,964 TAKE A LOOK AT ME, FOR EXAMPLE. TAKE A LOOK AT ME, BABY! 90 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:54,792 YOU'’RE AN ANIMAL.I'’M AN ANIMAL! 91 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:58,186 I AM TWICE AS VITAL AS ANY MARRIED MAN HALF MY AGE. 92 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,754 AIN'’T THAT RIGHT, SWEETHEART? SO YOU KEEP TELLING ME. 93 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:04,018 TELL THE KID HOW MANY WOMEN I'’VE PORKED. 94 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:07,544 ENOUGH TO DEFINITELY MAKE EVERY WOMAN SICK TO HER STOMACH. 95 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:10,024 HOW MANY? COME ON.FIVE HUNDRED. 96 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,418 I HAVE HAD SEX WITH 500 DIFFERENT WOMEN, 97 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:15,508 AND I LEFT THEM ALL BAYING AT THE MOON. 98 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:19,033 YOU STICK WITH ME, KID, YOU COULD WIND UP WITH TWICE THAT MANY. 99 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:22,080 SO WHAT WAS THE FIGHT ABOUT? I DON'’T KNOW. 100 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:25,257 I CAME HOME FROM WORK, EVERYTHING SEEMS FINE, SHE'’S HAVING A SANDWICH. 101 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:28,478 THE NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE'’S SCREAMING AT ME, KICKS ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT. 102 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:32,003 SHE KICKED YOU OUT ?IT WAS HER PLACE. 103 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:35,093 TOMMY, SHE KICKED YOU OUT? THAT'’S UNBELIEVABLE. 104 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:38,338 IN MY DAY, I WOULD'’VE THROWN HER BIG ASS RIGHT OUT THE DOOR. 105 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:43,536 SO, WHAT DO YOU NEED? A PLACE TO STAY FOR A COUPLE WEEKS? 106 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,843 HUH? 107 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:50,064 I CAN'’T ASK YOU TO DO THAT. I'’LL GET A SUBLET UNTIL I FIND A NEW APARTMENT. 108 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:52,197 WHY DON'’T YOU LIVE IN A BOX IN AN ALLEY? 109 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:55,113 AS LONG AS I'’M BREATHING, YOU'’VE GOT A PLACE TO STAY. 110 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:57,376 STAY WITH ME A COUPLE WEEKS, I'’LL GET YOUR HEAD ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT. 111 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:01,337 WE'’LL PUT THAT ROMANTIC IDEALISM CRAP TO BED ONCE AND FOR ALL. 112 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,514 BUT FOR NOW, TOMMY, I WANT YOU TO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR. 113 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:07,299 I WANT YOU TO GO OUT AND TRY TO GET LAID. 114 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:11,259 BECAUSE NOTHING HEALS A BROKEN HEART LIKE A BRAND-NEW PIECE OF BOOTY. 115 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:15,307 DON'’T LISTEN TO HIM, PLEASE. 116 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:18,223 THE EYES.YEAH, I SEE THE EYES. 117 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,225 MY NAME'’S TOMMY REILLY. 118 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,836 I'’M 32 YEARS OLD. FROM QUEENS ORIGINALLY. 119 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:25,143 ARE YOU AFRAID OF GETTING HURT IN A RELATIONSHIP? 120 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:29,060 NO, YOU KNOW? I THINK, UH, IT'’S BETTER TO JUST GO FOR IT, RIGHT? 121 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:33,499 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? LIVE YOUR LIFE IN FEAR, UH, OF GETTIN'’ A BROKEN HEART? 122 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:36,570 IT'’S THE PRICE YOU GOTTA PAY TO POTENTIALLY BE HAPPY. 123 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,603 YOU SAID IT'’S OVER HERE? 124 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:54,607 ARE YOU GONNA RENT THAT? YEAH, YEAH. 125 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:58,916 DEFINITELY? YEAH, DEFINITELY. WHY? 126 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:02,528 JUST WONDERING MAYBE YOU STILL HADN'’T MADE UP YOUR MIND BETWEEN THE TWO. 127 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:05,096 JUST HOLDING IT IN YOUR HANDS.UH, NO. 128 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,708 I'’M DEFINITELY GONNA RENT THIS ONE. I'’LL GIVE YOU... YOU WANT THIS ONE? 129 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:11,929 NO. I CAME FOR THAT ONE. IT'’S A GREAT MOVIE. 130 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,694 THAT'’S WHAT I HEARD. 131 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:17,456 I'’LL JUST KEEP LOOKING. 132 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,395 SORRY. 133 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:38,346 HEY.OH, HEY. HOW YOU DOIN'’? 134 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:42,438 GOOD. I WAS WONDERING. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? 135 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,353 UH, NO.IT'’S REALLY G... IT'’S VERY DIFFERENT. 136 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:50,141 I WOULD... I'’D LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT HERE, BUT I GOTTA WATCH THIS FOR WORK. 137 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:54,754 OH REALLY. YOU SURE... THEY'’VE GOT A GREAT SELECTION OF OTHER... 138 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,843 I KNOW, BUT I GOTTA SEE THIS ONE. 139 00:07:56,867 --> 00:08:00,499 NO? OKAY. 140 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:04,155 THERE'’S NOTHING I CAN DO TO CHANGE YOUR MIND THEN? 141 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,505 NO. OKAY. 142 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:09,421 WELL, I TRIED.YEAH, YEAH. 143 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,729 ENJOY YOUR MOVIE. IT'’S A GREAT MOVIE. GOOD NIGHT.ALL RIGHT. 144 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,948 UH, EXCUSE ME. 145 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:18,169 HEY. HOW YOU DOIN'’? HI. 146 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:22,216 I WAS THINKING, IF YOU WANT THE VIDEO THAT BADLY, 147 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,567 WHY DON'’T YOU GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 148 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:28,919 WHEN I FINISH WATCHING IT, I COULD GIVE YOU A CALL AND THEN MAYBE BRING IT OVER. 149 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,399 NO, I DON'’T WANT TO SEE IT THAT BADLY. THANK YOU. 150 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:34,228 OKAY. '’CAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE BACK THERE LIKE THERE WAS SOME SORT OF EMERGENCY, 151 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:37,275 LIKE YOU NEED TO SEE IT TONIGHT.NO. 152 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:40,844 NOW YOU GOT ME FEELING LIKE I'’M SOME KIND OF SHIT HEEL, YOU KNOW? 153 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:43,890 LIKE I SHOULD'’VE GIVEN YOU THE VIDEO. 154 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:47,241 LIKE IT WOULD'’VE BEEN THE GENTLEMANLY THING TO DO. 155 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:50,201 WELL, IT WOULD'’VE BEEN, BUT YOU MISSED YOUR OPPORTUNITY. 156 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:53,247 THEN WHY DON'’T YOU LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU? 157 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,902 WHY DON'’T WE GO IN HERE AND GET A CUP OF COFFEE? 158 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:59,210 WE CAN TALK AND... 159 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:01,212 AM I COMING ON TOO STRONG? 160 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:04,258 I JUST WAS THINKING, WE COULD GET SOME COFFEE... 161 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:08,001 OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? 162 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:11,178 IN EXCHANGE FOR THE VIDEO NOW, I'’LL GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER. 163 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:14,530 AND IF YOU CALL ME LATER THIS WEEK, WE'’LL DO COFFEE THEN. 164 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:18,272 BUT HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU'’LL, YOU KNOW, GIVE ME THE RIGHT NUMBER? 165 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:20,274 WE ARE MAKING A DEAL HERE. 166 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:22,213 YOU'’RE EITHER IN OR YOU'’RE OUT. 167 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:27,325 I'’M IN. 168 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:31,198 MAKE SURE YOU RETURN IT ON TIME. I'’D HATE TO PAY A HEFTY LATE FEE. 169 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:33,331 YOU DON'’T KNOW HIS NAME, YOU DON'’T KNOW WHAT HE DOES FOR A LIVING. 170 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:36,943 YOU DON'’T KNOW WHERE HE LIVES. BUT YOU GAVE HIM YOUR PHONE NUMBER! 171 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:39,424 HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE ENOUGH GUY. 172 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,992 WE JUST KINDA SKIPPED THE PERSONAL STUFF. 173 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,429 YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO START WITH THE PERSONAL STUFF. 174 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:48,128 "WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?" LIKE A BASIC BACKGROUND CHECK. 175 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:51,262 WHAT IF THIS GUY CALLS YOU? YOU DON'’T KNOW HIM FROM A HOLE IN THE WALL! 176 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,873 HE COULD BE A SEXUAL DEVIANT. I DON'’T KNOW, SOMETHING! 177 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:56,049 HE WAS RENTING BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'’S. 178 00:09:56,073 --> 00:10:00,053 THAT HARDLY SEEMED LIKE THE KIND OF MOVIE THE NEIGHBORHOOD PERV WOULD GET OFF ON. 179 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:03,709 BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'’S. OKAY, WELL, HE'’S GAY. 180 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:07,234 DID I EVER TELL YOU THE RATIO BETWEEN SINGLE, STRAIGHT, GAINFULLY EMPLOYED MEN... 181 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:10,498 AND SINGLE STRAIGHT WOMEN IN THIS TOWN? YES, MANY TIMES. 182 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:13,066 I DID, RIGHT? OKAY.MM-HMM. 183 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,808 SO DON'’T GO GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH OVER THIS GUY. 184 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:18,855 I BET HE'’D RATHER REDECORATE YOUR APARTMENT THAN, YOU KNOW... 185 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:23,381 THAN WHAT? THAN TAKE CARE OF HIS MANLY OBLIGATIONS, THAT'’S WHAT. 186 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:26,732 MY NAME IS MARIA TEDESCO. AND MY AGE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 187 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:30,606 AND I DON'’T EVEN THINK I SHOULD BE DOING THIS. 188 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:34,131 ALL RIGHT. UM... I'’M ORIGINALLY FROM STATEN ISLAND. 189 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:37,525 NOW I LIVE IN MANHATTAN, WHICH I HATE. I'’M A TEACHER. 190 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,441 I'’M HERE, PS-3. SIXTH-GRADERS HERE... 191 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:43,444 MAKE MORE IN WEEKLY ALLOWANCE THAN I DO IN A MONTH. 192 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:46,056 BUT, UM, I LOVE THE LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES, 193 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,473 SO IT MAKES IT ALL KIND OF WORTH IT. 194 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,724 MARIA, IT'’S ME, BENJAMIN. CAN I TALK TO YOU? 195 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,987 UGH! I'’M LISTENING. 196 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,642 I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. I THOUGHT I'’D COME BY AND SAY HELLO. 197 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,384 THIS IS A REALLY BAD HABIT YOU'’RE DEVELOPING, BENJAMIN. 198 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:14,084 YEAH, BUT I... YOU KNOW, I... I'’VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE YOU FOR A WHILE. 199 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,521 I THOUGHT MAYBE THIS TIME YOU'’D LET ME IN. 200 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:19,655 I MISS YOU VERY MUCH. LET ME IN. WE'’LL TALK. 201 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,613 I PROMISE I WON'’T TRY ANYTHING. 202 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:24,596 I PROMISE, OKAY? PLEASE? 203 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:33,059 I'’M BENJAMIN BASNER. I'’M 24 YEARS OLD AND I'’M FROM BROOKLYN. 204 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,148 MY SEX LIFE? 205 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:38,088 AT THIS POINT, IT'’S NONEXISTENT.HEY, YOU SUCK! 206 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,484 AT THIS POINT, IT'’S JUST TOTALLY, UH... 207 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,769 SHOULD WE START AGAIN? 208 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,772 WHY DO YOU KEEP USING THE EXCUSE YOU WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD? I WAS! 209 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,991 YOU LIVE THREE BLOCKS AWAY. YOU'’RE ALWAYS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 210 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:55,560 BUT I WROTE YOU A SONG AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WANT TO HEAR IT. 211 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:59,346 NO, '’CAUSE I'’VE HEARD ENOUGH OF YOUR SONGS ALREADY.DON'’T SAY THAT. 212 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:02,828 I MISS YOU VERY MUCH. IS THAT SO BAD? NO, IT'’S NOT BAD. 213 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:06,136 BUT IT'’S BEEN OVER A YEAR. YOU NEED TO GET OVER IT.YOU DON'’T UNDERSTAND. 214 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,616 I CAN'’T GET OVER IT. I CAN'’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU. 215 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,054 REALLY. I CAN'’T. 216 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,273 I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME. TAKE A GOOD LOOK. 217 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:16,668 I HAVE GAINED 15 POUNDS SINCE THE DIVORCE. 218 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:19,149 FIFTEEN. OKAY? YES. 219 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,674 WE SHOULD CONSIDER GETTING BACK TOGETHER, IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN MY HEALTH. 220 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,894 WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART AFTER A YEAR? 221 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:28,071 I'’M FINALLY OKAY AND YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS AGAIN? 222 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,900 I'’M NOT PLAYING WITH ANYTHING. I JUST RECENTLY REALIZED... 223 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:34,164 WE HAD A BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE, AND I WAS EATING WELL.WHAT? 224 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:38,516 AND I... I DIDN'’T HAVE THE FORESIGHT TO SEE HOW GREAT IT WAS. 225 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:41,345 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE FOUGHT ALL THE TIME. WE MADE EACH OTHER MISERABLE. 226 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:45,218 WE STOPPED HAVING SEX. YOU STARTED CHEATING ON ME! WHAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THAT? 227 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,961 WE HAD SOME UPS AND DOWNS, BUT WE ALSO HAD SOME VERY GOOD TIMES. 228 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,311 NAME ONE.YOU WANT ME TO NAME ONE? 229 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,922 YES, YES. 230 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,228 JULY 4 WEEKEND IN '’97. 231 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,796 THAT WAS NICE, BUT THEY WERE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. 232 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:01,974 WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME DURING MY JUNIOR YEAR IN COLLEGE WHEN WE WENT SKIING? 233 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:05,935 YOU MEAN THE TIME WHEN YOU TWISTED YOUR ANKLE IN THE PARKING LOT... 234 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,981 BEFORE WE GOT TO THE MOUNTAIN, AND WE HAD TO SPEND THE ENTIRE WEEK IN BED? 235 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,288 BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME IN THAT BED. 236 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:14,030 MY JAW IS STILL A LITTLE SORE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 237 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:17,381 THAT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO. 238 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,166 IT'’D BE NICE TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER AGAIN. 239 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:23,126 LET'’S GET INTO BED AND WE'’LL TALK.WE'’LL TALK? 240 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,129 YEAH, BECAUSE IF YOU LET ME HAVE A WORD WITH YOUR FRIEND DOWN THERE, 241 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:29,330 I COULD CONVINCE HER THAT WE SHOULD WORK THINGS OUT. 242 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,597 I ALMOST HAD YOU THERE, DIDN'’T I? 243 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,012 COME ON. 244 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,754 LOOK, BENJAMIN, 245 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,931 YOU WANTED A DIVORCE, AND YOU GOT IT. 246 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,673 NO. NOW YOU GOTTA LET ME GET ON WITH MY LIFE. 247 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,936 IT'’S ONLY FAIR. 248 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,199 I FUCKED IT UP, DIDN'’T I? BIG TIME. 249 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:56,812 ALL RIGHT. I'’M SORRY. 250 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,032 GOOD NIGHT.GOOD NIGHT. 251 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,557 DID YOU EVER CHEAT ON MARIA? YEAH, I CHEATED ON MARIA. 252 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,516 BUT IT WASN'’T REALLY MY FAULT. 253 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,997 SHE WAS THE FIRST AND ONLY WOMAN THAT I HAD EVER HAD SEX WITH. 254 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,782 BESIDES, WE WERE WAY TOO YOUNG... 255 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,784 WAY TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED. 256 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:16,005 ESPECIALLY ME. I COULD NEVER SEE MYSELF... 257 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:19,051 NEVER HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 258 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:23,099 IT'’S CRAZY. NOT THAT I DIDN'’T LOVE MARIA, BECAUSE I STILL LOVE MARIA. 259 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:26,885 BUT I WOULD FIND MYSELF WALKING DOWN THE STREET WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERY WOMAN I SAW. 260 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,824 EVENTUALLY I TRIED TO. 261 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,075 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN GO SEE HER AGAIN? 262 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:46,209 I MISS HER VERY MUCH.NO YOU DON'’T. YOU'’RE JUST HORNY. 263 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:49,038 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID? 264 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,867 I DON'’T KNOW. LIKE A MONTH OR SO. 265 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,043 A MONTH OR SO? 266 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:58,264 YEAH, IT WAS LIKE OCTOBER OR NOVEMBER. 267 00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:01,659 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'’S MARCH, BENNY. THAT'’S FOUR MONTHS. 268 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:05,619 YOU'’VE GOT A SEMEN BUILDUP. IT'’S CLOUDING YOUR JUDGMENT. 269 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,579 GO OUT, FIND YOURSELF SOMEONE, YOU GET LAID.RIGHT. 270 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:11,103 I GUARANTEE YOU, ONE WEEK IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP, 271 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:14,715 YOU'’RE GONNA FORGET ALL ABOUT MARIA... AGAIN. 272 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:17,631 REMEMBER WHY YOU GOT DIVORCED? 273 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,765 I CHEATED ON HER.AND YOU CHEATED ON HER BECAUSE WHAT? 274 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,942 YOU WERE MISERABLE AND BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED. 275 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,119 WE'’RE GONNA BE ROCK STARS. WE GOT NO TIME FOR WIVES... 276 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:30,514 BECAUSE WE'’RE GONNA HAVE SCORES OF GROUPIES, TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT. 277 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:34,474 LISTEN. HEY, IF YOU'’RE HORNY, GET A HOOKER. 278 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,607 NO. SEE, THAT'’S FOR YOU. 279 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,653 I COULDN'’T DO THAT.WHAT'’S WRONG WITH A HOOKER? 280 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,917 NO. I DON'’T WANT IT ON MY RESUME. 281 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,267 I DON'’T WANT TO GET OLD, HAVE KIDS, AND HAVE THE KIDS FIND OUT... 282 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,052 THAT THEIR FATHER WAS WITH A HOOKER. 283 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:51,404 HOW THE FUCK THEY GONNA FIND THAT OUT? I DON'’T KNOW. 284 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,146 IT'’S NOT EVEN LIKE I HAVE A MORAL STANCE HERE. 285 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,933 FORGET I BROUGHT IT UP. FORGET IT.THAT'’S NOT FOR ME. 286 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,936 I GOTTA ROLL. I GOTTA MEET MY MOM UPTOWN.ALL RIGHT. 287 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,592 SHE'’S TAKING ME TO BLOOMINGDALES TO GO SHOPPIN'’. YOU WANNA COME? 288 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:09,074 NO. NO. I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. 289 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,729 I'’LL SEE YOU AT REHEARSAL.YEAH. ALL RIGHT, MAN. 290 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,905 BE GOOD. YOU TAKE IT EASY. 291 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,125 SEE YOU AT REHEARSAL. ALL RIGHT. CHECK YOU LATER. 292 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,518 EXCUSE ME.HI. 293 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,869 WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING ELSE? NO, I'’M ALL RIGHT. 294 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,244 JUST THE CHECK. OKAY. 295 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,445 I WAS THINKING THAT GIO WAS RIGHT ABOUT WHAT HE HAD SAID. 296 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:36,188 MAYBE I SHOULD GET BACK OUT THERE AND START LOOKING FOR A GIRL. 297 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,756 SO WHEN I THOUGHT THAT WAITRESS AT THE COFFEE SHOP... 298 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,845 SHE'’S GORGEOUS, RIGHT? 299 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:44,022 IT WAS OBVIOUS TO ME SHE WAS SENDING ME THOSE KINDS OF SIGNALS, 300 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,875 SO I THOUGHT I'’D STOP BY AFTER WORK AND SEE IF I COULD CHAT HER UP. 301 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,770 HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'’? HOW'’S IT GOIN'’? GOOD. 302 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,990 DO I KNOW YOU? YOU DON'’T REMEMBER? 303 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,210 I WAS IN THE COFFEE SHOP EARLIER TODAY. REMEMBER? THAT'’S RIGHT. 304 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:01,692 THERE WAS A MOMENT WHERE YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME AND SMILING. 305 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,825 AND I SAID, "OH, BOY! YOU DON'’T..." 306 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,176 I THOUGHT I'’D INTRODUCE MYSELF. HOW YOU DOIN'’? 307 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,221 HELLO. ASHLEY.HOW ARE YOU? 308 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:13,269 IT SEEMED OBVIOUS TO ME THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL BETWEEN US. 309 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:17,142 REALLY? WHEN WAS THAT? WHILE I WAS POURING YOU YOUR COFFEE? 310 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,231 RIGHT. THERE WAS THEN. AND THEN THERE WAS ONE... 311 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:23,235 YOU WERE BEHIND THE COUNTER AND I LOOKED AT YOU, AND YOU SMILED AT ME AGAIN. 312 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:26,804 IF YOU'’RE SO INTO ME, WHY DID YOU ONLY LEAVE ME A 50-CENT TIP? 313 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:30,460 IT DOESN'’T MAKE ANY SENSE.LET'’S BE SERIOUS. 314 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,289 AS MUCH AS I FELT THE CONNECTION, I ONLY HAD A COUPLE CUPS OF COFFEE. 315 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:37,206 I'’VE GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. YOU'’RE NOT DOING A GREAT JOB SELLING YOURSELF. 316 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,295 REALLY? REALLY. 317 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,819 MAYBE IT'’S HARD TO IMAGINE, BUT I'’M A VERY NICE GUY. 318 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,821 I PLAY GUITAR IN A BAND. 319 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:47,172 THAT EXPLAINS THE UNIFORM THEN? NO. 320 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,740 THIS IS FOR WORK. I'’M A DOORMAN. 321 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:53,004 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? YOU'’RE NOT FROM NEW YORK.NO, NO, NO. 322 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,050 I'’M FROM IOWA.IOWA? OKAY. 323 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,792 I WAS IN ATLANTA ONCE.YEAH? 324 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:02,535 IOWA'’S NOT IN THE SOUTH. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 325 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,450 I DIDN'’T KNOW THAT.OKAY. NOW YOU KNOW. 326 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:08,237 LISTEN, I WANT TO ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE. 327 00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,282 I WANNA GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU. 328 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:14,199 WHAT DO YOU SAY? ME AND YOU. I'’M A NICE GUY. 329 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,810 '’CAUSE IF YOU SAY NO, I'’M GONNA BE THERE EVERY DAY... 330 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:21,076 AT THAT COFFEE SHOP HAVING BREAKFAST UNTIL YOU SAY YES TO ME. 331 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,817 I'’M FLATTERED, I AM.YOU ARE? I'’M GLAD. 332 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,690 I'’M FLATTERED, BUT I'’M SEEING SOMEBODY, SO I CAN'’T. 333 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,388 OKAY. THAT'’S A SHAME. 334 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,999 THANK YOU, THOUGH.YOU'’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL. 335 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,741 THAT'’S VERY SWEET. THANK YOU.ALL RIGHT. 336 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,333 I'’VE GOTTA GO. BYE.ALL RIGHT. TAKE IT EASY. 337 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,443 YOU'’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL. 338 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,749 THANK YOU.OKAY. 339 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,274 I FEEL LIKE A FUCKIN'’ ASSHOLE. 340 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,145 ALL RIGHT. THAT'’S PROOF IN ITSELF. 341 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,843 I COME OFF GAY IN THIS OUTFIT. 342 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:54,457 MY NAME IS ASHLEY AND I'’M 19. I GO TO N.Y.U. 343 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,937 WHAT IF MY FAMILY SEES THIS? 344 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,939 CAN THIS TAPE GET OUT AT ALL? 345 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:02,813 SO, THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN, HUH? 346 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,946 YEAH, IT WAS ALL RIGHT. 347 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,428 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ALL RIGHT"? WHAT IS THAT? 348 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,474 IT WAS FINE. 349 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,868 YOU KNOW. IT WAS JUST... SEX. 350 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,610 WHAT DO YOU MEAN... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 351 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:21,005 IT WASN'’T JUST SEX FOR ME. I MEAN... 352 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:24,008 IT SEEMED TO ME YOU WERE HAVING A PRETTY GOOD TIME. REALLY? 353 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,184 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 354 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,621 IT'’S JUST EVERY TIME WE GET TOGETHER, 355 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:32,364 IT'’S ALWAYS IN SOME HOTEL ROOM AND IT'’S ONLY FOR AN HOUR. 356 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,324 WOULD YOU RATHER NOT SEE ME AT ALL? NO. NO. 357 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:39,458 I'’D RATHER SEE... I'’D RATHER YOU WERE A SINGLE GUY... 358 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:42,287 THAT COULD TAKE ME TO MOVIES AND DINNER ONCE IN A WHILE, 359 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:46,813 INSTEAD OF SOME MARRIED MAN WHO I HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH DURING HIS LUNCH BREAKS. 360 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,033 WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE ME DO? 361 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:52,906 WOULD YOU RATHER I PARADE YOU AROUND THE CITY SO MY WIFE CAN FIND OUT ABOUT US? 362 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,995 WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? 363 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,259 HONESTLY? YES. YES, IT WOULD, 364 00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,131 BECAUSE I'’M FEELING PRETTY CHEAP RIGHT NOW. OH, COME ON. 365 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,786 YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS WHEN YOU ENTERED INTO IT. 366 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:06,006 YOU KNEW I WAS A MARRIED MAN AND I DID NOT WANT TO GET DIVORCED. 367 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,879 THAT WAS THE ARRANGEMENT, AND YOU SAID OKAY. 368 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,098 IF YOU WANT TO PUT AN END TO IT NOW, FINE, LET'’S DO IT. 369 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,144 YOU'’RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE! 370 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:16,016 WHY AM I AN ASSHOLE? BECAUSE I'’M HONEST WITH YOU? 371 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,454 BECAUSE I'’M TRYING TO HELP YOU? 372 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:21,413 BESIDES, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TELL MY WIFE? 373 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,460 HOW ABOUT THE TRUTH ? THAT MIGHT HELP. 374 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:28,028 YOU'’VE GOT SOME DUMB YOUNG SLUT WHO AGREES TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU... 375 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,944 IN HOTEL ROOMS ON YOUR LUNCH BREAK. 376 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:34,078 BUT SHE'’S GETTING FED UP! YOU BETTER SMARTEN UP OR YOU MIGHT LOSE HER. 377 00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:37,037 THAT'’S WHAT YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR WIFE.THAT'’S REALLY NICE. 378 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,562 ARE YOU DONE? NO. I'’M A IDIOT. 379 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,826 WHY ARE YOU AN IDIOT ?I'’M SO FUCKING STUPID. 380 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:46,046 I'’M BEING KEPT BY A MARRIED MAN WHO CAN'’T GET IT UP HALF THE TIME. 381 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,788 IT HAPPENED ONCE. ONCE.TWICE. 382 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:52,879 ONE AND A HALF, '’CAUSE REMEMBER, WE FINISHED... WE FINISHED. 383 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,839 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? WHAT'’S GOING ON? 384 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:59,146 COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 385 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:02,976 ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME YOU'’VE NEVER HAD A GOOD TIME WITH ME? 386 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,936 HUH? YOU LIKE THIS. 387 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,068 SO DO I. 388 00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:12,029 YOU LIKE THE CLANDESTINE NATURE OF IT. YOU TOLD ME THAT. 389 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:15,511 YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED GOING TO NICE HOTEL ROOMS. YOU'’D NEVER BEEN TO A NICE HOTEL. 390 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,383 COME ON. 391 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:21,821 I'’D TRADE ALL OF THAT JUST TO BE ABLE TO WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH YOU... 392 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:25,390 AND HOLD YOUR HAND JUST ONCE IN PUBLIC. 393 00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:28,088 MAYBE THAT WILL HAPPEN SOMEDAY. 394 00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:30,961 THAT WOULD BE NICE.WELL? 395 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,900 COME ON. 396 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,711 GRIFFIN? HMM? 397 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,235 LANCE WANTS TO SEE YOU.OKAY. I'’LL BE RIGHT THERE. 398 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,759 NOW. 399 00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:49,220 OKAY. RINSE OUT, PAUL. 400 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:54,095 ANOTHER LATE LUNCH? JEALOUS? 401 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,513 WHAT'’S GOIN'’ ON, LANCE? HEY, NOT MUCH. 402 00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:03,733 JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE. 403 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:06,997 ME? REGARDING WHAT? OH, JUST IN GENERAL. 404 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,173 YOU SEEMEDA LITTLE DISTRACTED RECENTLY. 405 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:12,698 I WANTED TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS ALL RIGHT.NO, I'’M FINE. 406 00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:15,310 ANNIE? SHE'’S FINE. 407 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,835 AND THE LITTLE GIRL? YOU KNOW. 408 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:22,099 GRIFF, WHY DON'’T YOU GET A DIVORCE? SHH. 409 00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,667 YOU'’RE NOT BEING FAIR TO ANNIE. 410 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:27,409 I TOLD YOU, I CAN'’T GET A DIVORCE AGAIN. 411 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,541 COME ON.WHY NOT? 412 00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:31,543 BECAUSE THEN I'’D BE A TWO-TIME LOSER. 413 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:35,591 COME ON, LANCE. IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH MONEY MY FIRST WIFE TOOK FROM ME... 414 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,941 EVERY MONTH, IT WOULD BREAK YOUR HEART. 415 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:41,161 I HAD TO GIVE UP THE TOWN HOUSE THE FIRST TIME AROUND. I CAN'’T GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. 416 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:44,382 SO YOU'’RE TELLING ME THAT YOU'’RE RESIGNED TO THE FACT... 417 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:47,516 THAT YOU'’RE GONNA STAY MARRIED TO A WOMAN YOU DON'’T LOVE... 418 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,605 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? 419 00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:52,782 I LOVE ANNIE. THAT'’S NOT WHAT... 420 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:57,134 HOW MANY COUPLES DO YOU KNOW STAY TOGETHER, RIGHT, FOR A LONG TIME, 421 00:22:57,158 --> 00:23:00,833 AND THEY TALK ABOUT PASSION, THE SEX, THE LUST? 422 00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:05,142 IT DOESN'’T HAPPEN. AFTER A WHILE, PEOPLE STAY MARRIED FOR OTHER REASONS. 423 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:09,146 THEY STAY TOGETHER FOR COMPANIONSHIP, FOR STABILITY, SECURITY. 424 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:12,454 I MEAN... THAT'’S WHAT HAPPENS. IT'’S NORMAL. 425 00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:15,152 GRIFF, WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR, 426 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,483 YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? 427 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:24,074 UH, WELL, MY NAME IS GRIFFIN ERETSO. 428 00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:26,642 I'’M 39. I'’M FROM THE BRONX. I'’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR SIX YEARS. 429 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:29,645 AND, YOU KNOW, THE THING WITH ASHLEY IS... 430 00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:32,430 YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE GIRL. 431 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,824 I REALLY LOVE HER. I DO. SHE'’S GREAT. 432 00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:37,217 BUT YOU KNOW, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 433 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:40,786 I'’M MARRIED AND I CAN'’T GET ANOTHER DIVORCE. 434 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:43,180 YOU KNOW, I... I LOVE SPENDING TIME WITH HER. 435 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:47,140 WE HAVE A GREAT TIME TOGETHER. 436 00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:51,275 SHE'’S A GREAT KID. BUT CAN I IMAGINE SPENDING ANY REAL TIME WITH HER? 437 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:56,173 NO. I MEAN, MAYBE. I DON'’T KNOW. I MEAN... 438 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:02,373 I THINK THAT'’S WHY I LIKE TO KEEP IT RESTRICTED TO HOTEL ROOMS. 439 00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:06,638 BECAUSE WE TALK A LITTLE, WE HAVE SEX AND THEN I GO. 440 00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:11,232 AND I GUESS I NEVER REALLY HAVE TO GET TO KNOW HER BECAUSE... 441 00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:17,127 AND THAT'’S ACTUALLY KIND OF SAD, I GUESS, BUT, YOU KNOW... 442 00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:19,390 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I'’M MARRIED. 443 00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:21,697 ARE YOU GUYS REALLY MOVING? 444 00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:25,918 THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL CITY. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE? 445 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:29,226 I'’M NOT SAYING I DISLIKE THE CITY. I'’M SAYING I'’M BURNT OUT ON IT. 446 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,794 I NEED A LITTLE NATURE NOW AND AGAIN. 447 00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:35,101 YEAH. CENTRAL PARK ISN'’T CUTTING THE MUSTARD FOR HIM ANYMORE. 448 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:39,584 PERHAPS IT'’S BECAUSE I'’VE TURNED 40, BUT I'’M EXPERIENCING THIS ENORMOUS VOID IN MY LIFE. 449 00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:43,545 IT NEEDS TO BE FILLED.HELLO! I GOT A VOID HERE THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLED. 450 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:45,764 YOU DON'’T SEEM TOO CONCERNED WITH THAT. 451 00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:50,247 A LITTLE TACT, PLEASE? MUST YOU REDUCE EVERYTHING INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX? 452 00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:52,902 I'’M SORRY. YOU'’RE RIGHT, HONEY.THANK YOU. 453 00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:58,037 I JUST THOUGHT IF I TALKED ABOUT IT, I MIGHT GET SOME ONCE IN A WHILE. 454 00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:01,258 SO, HAS GRIZZLY ADAMS HERE EXPLAINED TO YOU... 455 00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:06,089 HOW HE PLANS TO FILL THIS VOID? NO. 456 00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:08,793 I'’VE PURCHASED LAND UPSTATE. I'’M GOING TO BUILD A LOG CABIN ON IT. 457 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,096 YOU'’RE GOING TO BUILD A LOG CABIN? 458 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,926 FROM SCRATCH. JUST ME, THE LOGS AND SOME CUTTING TOOLS. 459 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:20,059 AND WHEN I'’M FINISHED, I SHALL RETIRE THERE AND LIVE OUT THE REST OF MY DAYS. 460 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,627 RETIRE AT AGE 40? THAT'’S... WHY NOT? 461 00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:26,413 TELL THEM ABOUT THE TEPEE I'’M GONNA SLEEP IN WHEN I VISIT. 462 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,415 THIS IS GOOD.HA-HA-HA-HA! 463 00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:32,071 HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE EXPRESSION "FIREWOOD WARMS YOU TWICE"? 464 00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,204 ONCE WHEN YOU CUT IT AND ONCE WHEN YOU BURN IT. 465 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,423 I'’LL TAKE HALF THAT ACTION. 466 00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:40,950 MY POINT IS SIMPLY THAT I'’M LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING IN TOUCH WITH NATURE. 467 00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:43,126 I GIVE YOU A WEEK OUTSIDE OF MANHATTAN... 468 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:47,217 WITHOUT YOUR SUNDAY TIMES AND BOX SEATS AT SHEA. 469 00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,567 OH, LOOK, SHE'’S DRUNK... AGAIN. 470 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:52,091 YOU KNOW, HARRY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE SAYING. 471 00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:54,137 I FEEL THE VOID. 472 00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:57,270 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SINCE WHEN DO YOU FEEL THE VOID? 473 00:25:57,294 --> 00:26:01,100 I'’VE FELT IT FOR A WHILE. I THINK WE ALL FOCUS ON THE WRONG THINGS, 474 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:04,713 LIKE CLOTHES, MONEY, DIET, STUPID CRAP. 475 00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:09,152 YOU THINK ABOUT OUR GRANDPARENTS. THEY WENT THROUGH TWO WARS, THE DEPRESSION. 476 00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:12,068 THEY HAD TO THINK ABOUT WHERE WAS THEIR NEXT MEAL COMING FROM, 477 00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:14,157 AND COULD THEY AFFORD TO KEEP THE APARTMENT HEATED, 478 00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:16,638 AND WHO'’S GONNA PAY FOR THE DOCTOR WHEN SOMEONE GOT SICK. 479 00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,770 THEY WERE MISERABLE. 480 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:21,294 THEY HAD A REASON TO BE, WHEREAS WE, ON THE OTHER HAND, DON'’T. 481 00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:23,427 I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU, ANNIE. 482 00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:25,342 YOU'’RE SO FULL OF SHIT! 483 00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,562 HIS PARENTS GREW UP ON PARK AVENUE. 484 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,129 ONCE AGAIN, SHE MISSES THE POINT COMPLETELY. 485 00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:32,436 OH, WOW.I'’M SORRY. 486 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:35,439 MY NAME'’S ANNIE MATTHEWS AND I'’M 29. 487 00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,746 I GREW UP ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE OF MANHATTAN. 488 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:41,967 I FEEL VERY FRUSTRATED WITH MY FRIENDS AND MY LIFE RECENTLY. 489 00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:45,580 WE LIVE IN SUCH A CUSHY SOCIETY. WE HAVE NO REAL THREATS, NO REAL PROBLEMS, 490 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:49,105 SO WE OBSESS ON THESE SILLY LITTLE THINGS. 491 00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:53,196 WE CREATE PROBLEMS, ESPECIALLY SEXUAL, AND I THINK IT'’S PATHETIC. 492 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:58,114 ALMOST EVERYONE I KNOW IS OBSESSED WITH THEIR SEXUALITY AND THEIR SEXUAL LIFE. 493 00:26:58,138 --> 00:27:00,682 AND I THINK ALL THIS THINKING ABOUT IT CAN'’T BE HEALTHY. 494 00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:04,424 IF YOU LOOK AT TELEVISION, MOVIES, ADVERTISING, INTERNET... 495 00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:08,559 I MEAN, EVERYONE IS JUST OBSESSED. 496 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:12,171 THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME THINKING AND TALKING ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL LIVES. 497 00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:14,391 WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER THEM TALK ABOUT? 498 00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:19,352 I DON'’T KNOW, BUT I THINK THERE COULD BE DEEPER THINGS PEOPLE COULD TALK ABOUT, 499 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:24,923 LIKE HAVING A FAMILY AND STICKING TOGETHER THROUGH GOOD TIMES AND BAD TIMES. 500 00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:30,189 YOU KNOW, BUT IT'’S ALWAYS, LIKE, "HE'’S INSENSITIVE," OR "SHE'’S COLD." 501 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:33,366 I MEAN, WHO REALLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HOW MANY ORGASMS... 502 00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,064 HOW MANY ORGASMS YOU CAN HAVE? 503 00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,762 WHO CARES ABOUT LOVE ANYMORE? 504 00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,851 DOESN'’T ANYONE CARE ABOUT THAT? 505 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,637 AHH. CHRIST! 506 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,900 THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN. 507 00:27:44,924 --> 00:27:47,293 I GUARANTEE THOSE TWO WILL BE DIVORCED WITHIN THE MONTH. 508 00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:49,818 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? THEY'’VE ALWAYS TALKED LIKE THAT. 509 00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:54,474 HARRY TALKING THAT CRAP ABOUT HIS CABIN AND VOID? 510 00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:58,478 THE ONLY VOID HE HAS IS THAT HE WANTS TO FUCK OTHER WOMEN. 511 00:27:58,502 --> 00:28:01,003 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 512 00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:03,832 ARE YOU GUYS SUCH GREAT FRIENDS THAT HE'’D CONFIDE IN YOU ABOUT THAT? 513 00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:07,009 NO, BUT WE'’VE HAD DRINKS TOGETHER. 514 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:10,012 HE STARTS TO DRINK TOO MUCH AND HE STARTS TO TALK. I MEAN... 515 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,492 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? HAS HE CHEATED ON HER? 516 00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:15,626 I DON'’T KNOW SPECIFICS, BUT I DO KNOW THAT ONE TIME WE WENT OUT... 517 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:18,063 AND HE WAS DRINKING, 518 00:28:18,087 --> 00:28:22,938 AND TALKING TO THIS YOUNG BIMBO AND... HE LEFT WITH HER. 519 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:24,983 IF ANYTHING HAPPENED AFTER THAT, I DON'’T KNOW, SO... 520 00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:27,203 HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS EARLIER? 521 00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:29,814 HARRY'’S A FRIEND OF MINE, THAT'’S WHY. 522 00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:31,947 SINCE WHEN? I INTRODUCED YOU. 523 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:36,516 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? HARRY CAN'’T BE MY FRIEND TOO? NO, HE CAN. 524 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:39,606 BUT YOUR LOYALTY SHOULD BE TO HILARY BECAUSE YOU KNEW HER FIRST. 525 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:42,131 YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH? I NEVER LIKED HILARY. 526 00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:45,961 FRANKLY, I DON'’T BLAME HARRY FOR GETTING A LITTLE SOMETHING ON THE SIDE. 527 00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:49,704 THAT IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND. SECONDLY, THEY'’RE MARRIED. 528 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,794 DO YOU THINK THAT'’S ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR FOR HIM TO GET SOME ON THE SIDE? 529 00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:56,145 THAT'’S NOT WHAT I'’M SAYING, BUT HE AND I HAVE TALKED ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE. 530 00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:59,801 AND FRANKLY, SHE IS NOT THE WARMEST PERSON. 531 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,020 SHE IS NOT THE MOST GIVING, OKAY? 532 00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:05,067 SO, A GUY LIKE THAT, HE GETS HIS LOAD ON... 533 00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:08,679 AND HE WANTS TO FIND A LITTLE WARMTH AND KINDNESS SOMEWHERE ELSE. 534 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:13,989 "WARMTH AND KINDNESS"? THAT'’S FUCKING GROSS! LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION! 535 00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:16,121 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I WENT OUT TO SEEK WARMTH AND KINDNESS... 536 00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:19,734 FROM SOME YOUNG STUD? BUT YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 537 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,040 THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING POINT. 538 00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:24,086 YOU'’RE NOT AS AFFECTIONATE AS YOU USED TO BE. 539 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:26,436 BUT DOES THAT GIVE ME THE RIGHT TO CHEAT ON YOU? 540 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,743 WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION? 541 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,746 CAN WE CALM DOWN? IT'’S IDIOCY. LET'’S CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 542 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,400 I DON'’T THINK IT'’S IDIOCY TO TALK ABOUT FIDELITY AND MONOGAMY... 543 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:37,099 WITH A PERSON YOU'’RE MARRIED TO. 544 00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:39,841 IF OUR SEX LIFE WASN'’T GREAT, WOULD YOU COME TO ME AND TALK ABOUT IT... 545 00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:42,495 SO WE COULD WORK ON IT, OR WOULD YOU JUST HAVE AN AFFAIR? 546 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:47,109 HAVE AN AFFAIR? WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK I WOULD DO SUCH A THING? 547 00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:50,136 I DON'’T KNOW. MAYBE '’CAUSE YOU CHEATED ON YOUR FIRST WIFE. 548 00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:54,333 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. THAT'’S TRUE. 549 00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,771 BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT BECAUSE I DIDN'’T LOVE HER. 550 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,685 AND I LOVE YOU, SO IT'’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT. 551 00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,340 LOOK, WHY DO YOU COMPARE ME TO HARRY? 552 00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:06,171 HARRY'’S A SHARK. THIS IS A GUY WHO CHEATS HARDWORKING PEOPLE... 553 00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:08,173 OUT OF THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE. 554 00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:10,523 THAT'’S HIS JOB. THAT'’S WHAT HE DOES. 555 00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:13,657 I'’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU MARRY A GUY LIKE THAT, WHO'’S A SCUMBAG IN HIS JOB? 556 00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:15,528 HE'’S A SCUMBAG IN LIFE. 557 00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:18,729 WHAT DO I DO FOR A LIVING? I'’M A DENTIST. 558 00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:24,015 HONEY, I CAN'’T BELIEVE YOU'’RE... 559 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:27,279 I'’M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I SAID ABOUT HILARY. I AM. 560 00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:29,847 I KNOW SHE'’S YOUR BEST FRIEND. IT WAS VERY INSENSITIVE. 561 00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:32,981 I'’M TELLING YOU, JUST DON'’T EVER FUCKING CHEAT ON ME, OKAY? 562 00:30:33,005 --> 00:30:34,963 OKAY! 563 00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:40,989 I CAN'’T BELIEVE WE'’RE EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. IT'’S SO SILLY. 564 00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:43,730 MY FIRST WIFE, UM... 565 00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:46,777 HER NAME WAS SARA. 566 00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:49,040 AND, YEAH, I CHEATED ON HER. 567 00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:52,087 WE WERE MARRIED THREE YEARS. ONLY AFTER THREE YEARS I STARTED CHEATING ON HER. 568 00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:55,351 IT WASN'’T BECAUSE WE WEREN'’T HAVING A GOOD SEX LIFE. WE HAD A VERY GOOD SEX LIFE. 569 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,788 IT WAS JUST THAT I HAVE A VERY... 570 00:30:57,812 --> 00:31:00,704 EUROPEAN OUTLOOK ON MARRIAGE. 571 00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:03,402 I DON'’T NECESSARILY BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY. 572 00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,840 I LOVE MY WIFE, I'’M WITH HER, WE HAVE SEX, 573 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,972 BUT THEN I HAVE THE OCCASIONAL AFFAIR. 574 00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:12,063 IT'’S BEEN DONE IN ITALY AND FRANCE, UH, FOR YEARS. 575 00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:15,066 I DON'’T KNOW IF THE GERMANS DO IT. I DON'’T KNOW WHAT THEY... 576 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,808 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT THEY DO. BUT, YOU KNOW... 577 00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:20,637 BUT, YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW... 578 00:31:20,661 --> 00:31:23,901 SO, IT'’S A VERY DIFFERENT LIFE. 579 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:27,165 THAT'’S THE KIND OF LIFE THAT I HAVE AND... 580 00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:31,126 I THINK WHAT ANNIE DOESN'’T KNOW ISN'’T GONNA HURT HER, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 581 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,215 I THINK IT'’S DEPRESSING SOMETIMES. 582 00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:35,913 YOU PASS THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ON THE STREET EVERY DAY, 583 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:39,047 YET YOU CAN STILL FEEL SO ISOLATED. 584 00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:42,093 ISOLATED AND ALONE. YOU WALK BY. 585 00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:44,748 YOU'’RE IN A CROWD OF PEOPLE... MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. 586 00:31:44,772 --> 00:31:48,491 YET NOBODY KNOWS YOU, THEY DON'’T KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE GOING THROUGH AND... 587 00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:51,842 I DON'’T KNOW. I JUST FEEL KIND OF MELANCHOLY LATELY. 588 00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:54,279 I'’M TURNING 30 NEXT YEAR, 589 00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:57,176 AND I GUESS MY LIFE JUST ISN'’T WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 590 00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:06,074 EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU THE REAL ESTATE AGENT? 591 00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:08,859 YES. ANNIE MATTHEWS. NICE TO MEET YOU.HOW ARE YOU? TOMMY. 592 00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:10,798 SHALL WE GO UP? YEAH. 593 00:32:15,672 --> 00:32:19,522 IT'’S A GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD. IT'’S RECENTLY BEEN RENOVATED. 2,500 SQUARE FEET. 594 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:22,960 HOW MANY BEDROOMS? THREE BEDROOMS, TWO-AND-A-HALF BATHS. 595 00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:26,137 THAT'’S GOOD, THAT'’S GOOD. I WANT TO FIND A BIG PLACE LIKE THIS. 596 00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:29,140 THE KIND OF HOUSE WHERE YOU CAN GROW OLD IN, YOU RAISE A FAMILY IN. 597 00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:32,143 I'’M SURE YOUR WIFE WOULD LOVE IT. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE? 598 00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:35,016 MY WIFE? I'’LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I MEET HER. 599 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,105 HOW MANY? 600 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:40,108 LIKE FIVE, MAYBE. 601 00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,153 GOTTA START WITH FIVE, YOU KNOW? 602 00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:45,113 WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A BUNNY RABBIT ? HOW AM I GONNA HAVE FIVE KIDS? 603 00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:47,942 SO WHAT ABOUT YOU? ANY KIDS? NO. 604 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,074 HMM. YOU MARRIED, THOUGH? 605 00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:53,121 THAT'’S A WEDDING RING ON YOUR FINGER, RIGHT? YEAH. 606 00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:56,167 HAPPY? ARE YOU WRITING A BOOK? 607 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,169 I'’M SORRY. I'’M JUST, YOU KNOW... 608 00:32:58,193 --> 00:33:01,129 I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE POLITE CONVERSATION. 609 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:04,306 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS PLACE? IT'’S NICE, IT'’S BIG. 610 00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:08,527 BUT IT DOESN'’T FEEL LIKE ME. IT'’S A LITTLE FEMININE. 611 00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:10,292 WE'’LL KEEP LOOKING THEN. 612 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:16,709 WHERE YOU RUNNIN'’ OFF TO? IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, I'’VE GOT A DATE TONIGHT. 613 00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:19,799 GOOD FOR YOU. YOU GOT RIGHT BACK OUT THERE, HUH, KID? 614 00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:22,628 THAT'’S GREAT. 615 00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:24,543 AREN'’T YOU GONNA TAKE A SHOWER? 616 00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:27,198 THINK I NEED TO? 617 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:30,462 THERE'’S A DEFINITE SCENT OF SOMETHING THERE. 618 00:33:30,486 --> 00:33:33,944 I DON'’T NOW WHAT IT IS. SLAP SOME COLOGNE ON. YOU'’LL BE ALL RIGHT. 619 00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,425 I DON'’T LIKE TO WEAR COLOGNE, BUT THANKS ANYWAY. 620 00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:39,819 I THINK I'’LL BE FINE.YOU DON'’T WEAR COLOGNE? 621 00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:43,693 YOU'’D RATHER SHOW UP ON YOUR DATE SMELLING LIKE SOME BARNYARD ANIMAL. 622 00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:48,026 SLAP SOME COLOGNE ON. SHOWS YOU GOT CLASS. 623 00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:52,136 DON'’T FORGET THE BALLS. 624 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,705 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?SPRAY SOME ON YOUR BALLS. 625 00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:58,708 I'’M NOT GONNA PUT COLOGNE ON MY BALLS. YOU THINK I'’M SOME SORT OF SAVAGE? 626 00:33:58,732 --> 00:34:00,840 I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME ON THIS. 627 00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:03,408 I COULD SMELL YOUR ARMPITS FROM HERE, OKAY? 628 00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:07,195 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR BALLS ARE GONNA SMELL LIKE WHEN SHE STICKS HER FACE THERE? 629 00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:09,197 GIVE THOSE BAD BOYS A SPRITZ AND SHE'’LL LOVE IT. 630 00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:13,114 GO AHEAD, DO WHAT I TELL YOU. 631 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:16,247 ALL RIGHT. YOU'’RE A SICK MAN, BUT I'’LL DO IT IN THE NEXT ROOM. 632 00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:19,207 THEY LOVE IT WHEN THE BALLS SMELL NICE. 633 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:22,253 LET'’S THEM KNOW YOU CARE. 634 00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:25,648 WOULD I HAVE SEX ON THE FIRST DATE? 635 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:30,870 I THINK I MIGHT BE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE HERE, BUT WHO WOULDN'’T? 636 00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:33,525 OH, SURE. I'’M NOT ONE OF THOSE GIRLS THAT THINKS... 637 00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:35,788 SHE CAN'’T HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY... 638 00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,877 IF SHE SLEEPS WITH HIM ON THE FIRST DATE. 639 00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:40,010 YOU KNOW, THAT'’S SILLY. 640 00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:42,317 OH, I'’M ALL FOR IT, PREFERABLY BEFORE... 641 00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:45,842 GOING TO THE MOVIE AND PAYING FOR THE POPCORN. 642 00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:49,672 UM, I JUST THINK IT'’S WEIRD THAT THERE'’S THIS PERSON OUT THERE... 643 00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:52,196 JUST WALKING AROUND, LEADING THEIR LIFE. 644 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:56,983 THEN YOU MEET THEM IN A BAR, AND THEN TWO OR THREE HOURS LATER, YOU HAVE THEIR PENIS INSIDE YOU. 645 00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:58,942 I THINK THAT'’S A LITTLE SCARY. 646 00:34:58,966 --> 00:35:02,206 I WAS HAPPY. OR THOUGHT I WAS. 647 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:04,948 BUT HE THOUGHT WE WERE TOO YOUNG... 648 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:08,256 AND COULDN'’T SEE HIMSELF BEING FAITHFUL FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. 649 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,302 SO WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT, YOU GOT DIVORCED? 650 00:35:11,326 --> 00:35:15,176 NOT UNTIL I FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS SLEEPING WITH OTHER WOMEN. 651 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,309 YOU SEE, IT'’S SO FRAGILE. I DON'’T KNOW A SINGLE PERSON... 652 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,920 THAT HASN'’T EITHER CHEATED ON THEIR SPOUSE... 653 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:23,923 OR BEEN CHEATED ON AT SOME TIME.IT'’S DEPRESSING. 654 00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:27,449 SO WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU CATCH HIM? HOW DID YOU FIND OUT? 655 00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:29,494 YOU WEREN'’T HITTING ON HER? 656 00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:31,931 NO! I WAS JUST TALKING TO HER! 657 00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:34,282 I WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE. I HEARD YOU. 658 00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,980 WHAT DID YOU HEAR? YOU WANT ME TO REPEAT IT? 659 00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:39,591 YEAH, BECAUSE I DIDN'’T SAY ANYTHING... OH, REALLY! 660 00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:41,898 THAT WOULD WARRANT THESE ACCUSATIONS. 661 00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:45,945 TELLING SOMEONE I WORK WITH, THAT I HAVE TO SEE EVERY DAY, THAT SHE HAS NICE TITS... 662 00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:48,644 DOESN'’T WARRANT THESE ACCUSATIONS? I DIDN'’T SAY THAT. 663 00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:51,951 ALL I'’M SAYING IS, YOU HAVE REALLY NICE BREASTS. 664 00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:55,955 ALL RIGHT, MAYBE I SAID SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT I WAS ONLY KIDDING. 665 00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:59,959 KIDDING? YEAH! I WAS FLIRTING, BUT A KIDDING KIND OF FLIRTING. 666 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:02,571 NO. FLIRTING I DON'’T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH. FLIRTING IS ONE THING. 667 00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:05,791 BUT TRYING TO FUCK ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS... THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH. 668 00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:08,272 JESUS, I MEAN THAT IS HARSH.MM-HMM. 669 00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:12,015 WHAT ABOUT YOU? HAVE YOU BEEN ON A LOT OF DATES SINCE THE DIVORCE? 670 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:14,931 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN? 671 00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:18,282 REALLY? IT'’S BEEN THAT LONG? OVER A YEAR. 672 00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:20,806 THAT CANNOT BE HEALTHY. THAT'’S UNNATURAL. 673 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:23,940 ACTUALLY, IT'’S NOT THAT BAD. 674 00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:26,072 AFTER A WHILE, YOU DON'’T MISS IT SO MUCH. 675 00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:28,597 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME? YOU KNOW WHAT'’S GONNA HAPPEN? 676 00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:32,905 THE MINUTE YOU GET IT AGAIN, YOU'’RE GONNA KICK YOURSELF FOR BEING OUT OF THE GAME SO LONG. 677 00:36:32,929 --> 00:36:35,125 IT'’S NOT LIKE I HAVE A LOT OF OPTIONS OUT THERE. 678 00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:38,911 THE GUYS IN THE CITY, THE DECENT ONES, ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. 679 00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:42,001 WHAT THE HELL AM I, FUCKING DOOGIE HOWSER? 680 00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:45,266 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? ARE YOU OFFERING YOUR SERVICES TO ME? 681 00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:48,965 I WASN'’T GONNA COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT, BUT YEAH. 682 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:52,186 OF COURSE I'’D LIKE TO, BUT... 683 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,928 HMM. SO WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST? 684 00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:59,062 WE GO TO MY PLACE AND YOU HELP ME WITH THIS LITTLE PROBLEM I'’VE GOT. 685 00:36:59,086 --> 00:37:01,001 IS THAT IT? 686 00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:06,136 DID I JUST BLOW IT? DID I JUST TOTALLY STRIKE OUT? 687 00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:10,943 NO. 688 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,729 WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 689 00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:16,862 I ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW... 690 00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:19,822 I'’VE GOT A ROOMMATE.OKAY, NOW YOU'’RE STRIKING OUT. 691 00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:21,998 THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD AND YOU HAVE A ROOMMATE? 692 00:37:22,022 --> 00:37:24,653 IT'’S JUST TEMPORARY, BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND KICKED ME OUT. 693 00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:27,003 SO IT'’S NOT... 694 00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:29,638 WHAT ABOUT YOU? DO YOU LIVE ALONE? 695 00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:33,227 YEAH. 696 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:37,361 SO WHAT'’D YOU SAY YOU DID FOR A LIVING? 697 00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:41,017 YOU'’RE A SCHOOLTEACHER ?YEAH. I TEACH SIXTH GRADE. 698 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,324 YOU SEE, THAT'’S WEIRD. 699 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:47,066 I THINK WHEN YOU'’RE A KID YOU CAN'’T IMAGINE THAT YOUR SIXTH-GRADE TEACHER... 700 00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:51,027 IS GOIN'’ OUT ON DATES, GETTIN'’ DRUNK, TAKING GUYS HOME. 701 00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:54,378 I CANNOT IMAGINE MY SIXTH-GRADE TEACHER... 702 00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:58,904 LETTIN'’ SOME GUY GO DOWN ON HER... AT ALL.WHY? 703 00:37:58,928 --> 00:38:01,037 WHY? YEAH. 704 00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:02,995 I DON'’T KNOW. MAYBE BECAUSE SHE WAS A NUN. 705 00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:05,781 ALL RIGHT. 706 00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:09,461 I COULDN'’T GO THROUGH WITH IT TONIGHT BECAUSE... 707 00:38:11,071 --> 00:38:13,484 YOU KNOW, IT'’S JUST BEEN SINCE MY HUSBAND, 708 00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:16,487 AND IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD, SO... 709 00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:19,055 BUT THAT'’S ALL. I JUST WANTED TO... 710 00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:21,536 THAT'’S COOL, THAT'’S COOL. 711 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,016 IT'’S NOT LIKE I WAS LOOKING FOR A ONE-NIGHT STAND OR ANYTHING. 712 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,018 WE CAN JUST TAKE IT SLOW. 713 00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:29,021 I MEAN, I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 714 00:38:29,045 --> 00:38:31,004 YOU WANNA SEE ME? 715 00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:35,463 YEAH.GOOD. 716 00:38:35,487 --> 00:38:39,317 YOU BETTER, BECAUSE THAT WAS A VERY EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT, YOU KNOW? 717 00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:42,755 EXPENSIVE MEAL. 718 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:48,867 YEAH. EXPENSIVE DESSERT, YOU KNOW? 719 00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:51,957 BUT TASTY.THAT'’S RIGHT. 720 00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:54,351 SO HE WENT DOWN ON YOU ON THE FIRST DATE? 721 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,875 YEAH, I KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 722 00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:59,182 USUALLY THAT'’S NOT A GOOD SIGN. 723 00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:02,838 THAT'’S WHAT I WAS THINKING, BUT HE WENT FOR IT BEFORE I KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING. 724 00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:04,927 I FELT KIND OF SLUTTY, THOUGH. 725 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:07,059 WHY? 726 00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:10,889 I MEAN, IT'’S NOT LIKE YOU HAD SEX WITH THE GUY, RIGHT? 727 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:13,631 HE WENT DOWN ON ME. HOW WAS THAT NOT SEX? 728 00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:16,155 YOU SOUND LIKE BILL CLINTON. HOW IS THAT NOT SEX? 729 00:39:16,179 --> 00:39:19,985 IT'’S JUST NOT SEX. IT'’S NOT. 730 00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:21,987 I'’LL TELL YOU WHAT I DID FIND WEIRD. 731 00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:25,034 DO GUYS USUALLY PUT COLOGNE ON THEIR BALLS? 732 00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:28,994 DID HE HAVE IT ON HIS BALLS OR ON HIS UNDERWEAR? HIS BALLS. 733 00:39:29,018 --> 00:39:30,996 YEAH, THAT'’S A LITTLE WEIRD. YUCK! 734 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,085 YOU WROTE A SONG FOR THAT HOT CHICK AT THE DINER? 735 00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:35,827 - HOT SONG FOR A HOT CHICK. - SHE SAID SHE'’D GO OUT WITH YOU? 736 00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:38,047 NO, NOT REALLY. 737 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:40,571 I THINK SHE LIKED ME '’CAUSE SHE DIDN'’T SEEM TO HATE ME. 738 00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:42,573 WHERE'’S SHE FROM? IOWA. 739 00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:44,706 IOWA? WHERE THE FUCK IS IOWA? 740 00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:47,012 DUDE, I HAVEN'’T THE SLIGHTEST. 741 00:39:47,036 --> 00:39:50,015 YOU WANT SOME ADVICE? DON'’T PLAY HER THAT SONG. 742 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:52,061 WHY NOT?'’CAUSE IT'’S A BUBBLEGUM MOVE. 743 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:54,019 YOU'’RE GONNA EMBARRASS YOURSELF AND THE BAND. 744 00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:58,023 BUT IF YOU INSIST, BETTER MAKE IT A DUET. 745 00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:01,375 YEAH, BUT THEN SHE FALLS FOR YOU, AND THEN, YOU KNOW... 746 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,719 '’CAUSE YOU'’VE GOT THAT VOICE.THAT'’S WHAT I'’M THINKIN'’. 747 00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:11,080 HEY, ASHLEY, SERGEANT PEPPER'’S HERE AGAIN. HE'’S GOT A GUITAR WITH HIM. 748 00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:13,822 I REALLY HOPE HE'’S NOT GONNA BE SERENADING YOU IN HERE. 749 00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:17,240 AH, HE'’S KINDA CUTE.HE LOOKS LIKE A FREAK. WHAT'’S WITH THAT OUTFIT? 750 00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:22,004 HI, HOW'’S IT GOIN'’? HI. 751 00:40:22,028 --> 00:40:24,006 HOW YOU DOIN'’? GOOD. HOW YOU DOIN'’? 752 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:26,051 I'’M DOIN'’ GOOD. IT'’S A GOOD DAY. 753 00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:28,750 I TOLD YOU I'’D BE BACK. RIGHT? YES. 754 00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:30,578 BUT YOU GOT A... YOU HAVE THE GUITAR WITH YOU. 755 00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:32,884 YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 756 00:40:32,908 --> 00:40:35,452 LAST NIGHT I WENT HOME AND WROTE A SONG FOR YOU. 757 00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:38,368 AND NOW I FEEL LIKE IT'’S NOT THE RIGHT TIME. 758 00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:40,762 MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD IDEA. I'’M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 759 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:44,635 ARE YOU GONNA SING OR IS IT JUST THE GUITAR? 760 00:40:44,659 --> 00:40:48,117 UH... YOU KNOW, IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, DON'’T. 761 00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:52,338 YOU DON'’T NEED TO DO IT NOW. YOU COULD COME BACK AND PLAY IT ANOTHER TIME. 762 00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:56,081 I COULD PLAY A LITTLE BIT RIGHT NOW PROBABLY, FOR YOU. 763 00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:59,781 WHATEVER YOU WANT.IT'’S A REAL PRETTY SONG. 764 00:40:59,805 --> 00:41:02,087 WHAT'’S IT CALLED? IT'’S CALLED "A GIRL LIKE YOU." 765 00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:05,700 A GIRL LIKE ME ? "A GIRL LIKE YOU." 766 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,919 YEAH, I KNOW. 767 00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:10,618 I MEAN, WAS IT WRITTEN ABOUT A GIRL LIKE ME? 768 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:13,882 LIKE, IS THIS SONG ABOUT A GIRL LIKE ME? 769 00:41:13,906 --> 00:41:17,015 I WROTE IT FOR YOU. 770 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,583 YEAH. 771 00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:22,281 SO, OKAY.OKAY. 772 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:26,111 WAIT A SECOND. YOU SAID YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND ALREADY, HUH? 773 00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:29,071 YEAH.YEAH. I REMEMBER YOU SAID THAT. 774 00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:30,986 MAYBE I SHOULDN'’T PLAY THIS SONG. YEAH. 775 00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:33,945 IT MIGHT NOT BE RIGHT. 776 00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:36,948 IT MIGHT BE LIKE CHEATING. 777 00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:39,995 YEAH, PROBABLY NOT. 778 00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:42,127 THIS WAS WEIRD. I'’LL PROBABLY... 779 00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:44,129 I'’LL PROBABLY COME BACK ANOTHER TIME, OKAY? 780 00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:46,131 OH, NO. YOU DON'’T HAVE TO GO. 781 00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:49,352 NO, I HAVE TO GO. I HAVE TO GO. AH, I'’M STUFFED. 782 00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:52,137 BUT I'’LL BE BACK WITHOUT THE GUITAR. ALL RIGHT? 783 00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:54,313 TAKE IT EASY, YOU.YOU TOO. 784 00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:56,359 BYE. 785 00:41:56,383 --> 00:41:58,361 I GOT BEAT UP A LOT WHEN I WAS A KID. 786 00:41:58,385 --> 00:42:01,059 SO I SPENT MOST OF MY TIME IN MY BATHROOM... 787 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:03,714 LEARNING TO PLAY GUITAR AND MASTURBATING. 788 00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:06,654 AND NOW THAT I'’M DIVORCED, I BASICALLY DO THE SAME THING. 789 00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:12,834 ♪ TOO MANY ♪ 790 00:42:14,096 --> 00:42:18,294 ♪ THINGS I DO NOT CARE FOR ♪ 791 00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:22,559 ♪ ONE THING THAT I ADORE ♪ 792 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:25,586 ♪ IS A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 793 00:42:28,284 --> 00:42:32,787 ♪ I'’M ALWAYS TRYING ♪ 794 00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:37,008 ♪ TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYE ♪ 795 00:42:37,032 --> 00:42:38,817 ♪ IT'’S OKAY ♪ 796 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:44,039 ♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪♪ 797 00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:58,160 GRIFFIN? YOU DON'’T HAVE TO WORRY. 798 00:42:58,184 --> 00:43:00,205 NOBODY'’S GONNA RECOGNIZE YOU HERE. 799 00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:02,207 I HOPE YOU KNOW I'’M TAKING A BIG RISK... 800 00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:05,559 TAKING YOU OUT IN PUBLIC, JUST... REALLY? 801 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:10,085 DRIVING US A HALF HOUR OUT TO BROOKLYN JUST TO EAT DINNER? 802 00:43:10,109 --> 00:43:12,478 I THINK YOU'’RE PRETTY RISK-FREE.OKAY. 803 00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,872 WE'’RE HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, SO... 804 00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:17,962 COME HERE. YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY.REALLY? 805 00:43:17,986 --> 00:43:22,576 ASHLEY, HOW'’S IT GOIN'’? OH, HI! GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 806 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,100 YOU REMEMBER ME? OF COURSE. BEN. 807 00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:28,233 FROM THE COFFEE SHOP. HOW'’S IT GOIN'’? GOOD. 808 00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:30,975 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 809 00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:33,630 I'’M HAVING DINNER WITH MY GRANDPARENTS.YEAH? 810 00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:35,980 THEY'’RE FROM BURROUGH PARK.THEY'’RE SO CUTE. 811 00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:38,548 I FIGURED I TAKE '’EM OUT. I'’M SORRY. IS THIS YOUR FATHER? 812 00:43:38,572 --> 00:43:41,725 NO, THIS IS GRIFFIN, MY... DENTIST. 813 00:43:41,749 --> 00:43:44,728 GRIFFIN, BEN. BEN, GRIFFIN. 814 00:43:44,752 --> 00:43:47,252 HI.PLEASURE. HI. 815 00:43:47,276 --> 00:43:52,257 ALL RIGHT. I WAS GOIN'’ TO THE BATHROOM.OKAY. 816 00:43:52,281 --> 00:43:54,240 SEE YOU LATER. BYE. 817 00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:59,308 I FORGOT SOMETHING AT MY TABLE. 818 00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:03,051 YOU LOOK GREAT. YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.THANKS. THANK YOU. 819 00:44:03,075 --> 00:44:06,054 ALL RIGHT. NICE MEETING YOU. I'’M SORRY. 820 00:44:06,078 --> 00:44:07,949 BYE, BEN. 821 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:12,475 HE'’S SO SWEET. WHO IS HE? 822 00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:18,264 HE'’S JUST THIS MUSICIAN GUY I USED TO KNOW. 823 00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:22,636 YOU KNOW HIM OR... WE WENT OUT A COUPLE OF TIMES. 824 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,550 OH, YOU DID GO OUT WITH HIM. 825 00:44:24,574 --> 00:44:27,945 SO WHAT HAPPENED? WHY DIDN'’T IT WORK? 826 00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:31,949 YOU KNOW, IT'’S REALLY NOT VERY IMPORTANT. 827 00:44:31,973 --> 00:44:33,888 NO. I WANNA KNOW. 828 00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:37,805 I DON'’T KNOW. UH... 829 00:44:40,112 --> 00:44:43,700 IF I TELL YOU, DO YOU PROMISE ME YOU'’RE NOT GONNA GET MAD? 830 00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:46,094 YEAH, I PROMISE. 831 00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:48,618 YOU PROMISE.YEAH, I PROM... 832 00:44:48,642 --> 00:44:50,881 OKAY.I TOTALLY PROMISE. 833 00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:53,492 I COULDN'’T HAVE SEX WITH HIM. 834 00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:57,061 I MEAN, I DID HAVE SEX WITH HIM, BUT I COULDN'’T CONTINUE HAVING SEX WITH HIM. 835 00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:58,957 MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 836 00:45:00,523 --> 00:45:02,980 AND NOW I'’M SUPPOSED TO ASK WHY, I SUPPOSE. 837 00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:05,113 UM, WHAT HAPPENED? 838 00:45:05,137 --> 00:45:08,856 HE COULDN'’T GET IT UP OR WHAT? NO, NO, NO. 839 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,838 HE WAS TOO BIG. 840 00:45:12,448 --> 00:45:15,427 EXCUSE ME? TOO BIG. 841 00:45:15,451 --> 00:45:18,517 THAT'’S NICE. THAT'’S A CHARMING BIT OF DINNER CONVERSATION. 842 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:21,346 COULD WE HAVE THE CHECK? YOU SAID YOU WEREN'’T GOING TO GET MAD! 843 00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:24,175 I'’M NOT. I JUST DON'’T FEEL LIKE SITTING HERE, TALKING TO YOU ABOUT YOUR OLD BOYFRIENDS... 844 00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:28,658 WHO HAVE MUCH BIGGER COCKS THAN I DO.AH, SHH. 845 00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:30,921 - DON'’T BE MAD. - WHY WOULDN'’T I BE MAD? 846 00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:34,185 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SIT HERE AND TALK ABOUT MY OLD GIRLFRIENDS'’ VAGINAS? 847 00:45:34,209 --> 00:45:37,754 YOU HAVE A VERY NICE-SIZED ONE, THOUGH. A NICE SIZE? 848 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,625 THAT'’S VERY NICE OF YOU. THANKS A LOT. 849 00:45:39,649 --> 00:45:42,063 BUT NOT LIKE BIG DICK DONGO OVER THERE. 850 00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:44,872 COULD WE HAVE THAT CHECK? HOW WE DOIN'’ WITH THAT CHECK? 851 00:45:48,006 --> 00:45:49,940 WAS IT SERIOUS WITH THAT GUY OR WHAT? 852 00:45:49,964 --> 00:45:51,986 IT WAS JUST A FLING. 853 00:45:52,010 --> 00:45:53,988 JUST A FLING? YEAH. 854 00:45:54,012 --> 00:45:57,600 IT WAS FOR FUN. IT WAS STRICTLY PHYSICAL. 855 00:45:57,624 --> 00:46:01,952 OH, IT WAS JUST PHYS... THAT'’S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 856 00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:05,956 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? YOU DON'’T WANT TO KNOW.I DO WANT TO KNOW. 857 00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:08,959 SO, WHAT, HE AND HIS BIG COCK WERE JUST FOR FUN? IS THAT... 858 00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:12,702 THERE'’S NO REASON FOR YOU TO FEEL THREATENED.I DON'’T FEEL THREATENED. 859 00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:14,965 HONEY, I LOVE YOU.UH-HUH. 860 00:46:14,989 --> 00:46:17,446 I DIDN'’T LOVE HIM.UH-HUH. 861 00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:19,840 PLUS, YOU CAN'’T GET ON MY CASE '’CAUSE YOU'’RE GONNA GO HOME... 862 00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:22,973 AND GET IN BED WITH YOUR WIFE. 863 00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:27,804 DO YOU THINK HE'’S A BETTER LOVER THAN ME? NO. 864 00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:29,980 NO, I'’M JUST WONDERING. 865 00:46:30,004 --> 00:46:32,853 MAYBE THAT COULD BE THE PROBLEM WE'’VE BEEN HAVING LATELY. I'’M SERIOUS. 866 00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:36,552 MAYBE YOU NEED LIKE A HUGE COCK TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 867 00:46:36,576 --> 00:46:39,033 YOU THINK THAT'’S THE PROBLEM WE'’VE BEEN HAVING LATELY? 868 00:46:39,057 --> 00:46:42,732 THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU'’RE MARRIED, AND WE'’VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR, WHAT, SIX MONTHS. 869 00:46:42,756 --> 00:46:47,041 THIS IS THE FIRST NIGHT YOU TOOK ME OUT ON A REAL DATE. THAT IS THE PROBLEM! 870 00:46:47,065 --> 00:46:49,870 HOW MUCH BIGGER IS HE THAN ME? THAT'’S ALL I WANNA KNOW. 871 00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:52,611 GET OFF IT, WILL YOU? 872 00:46:52,635 --> 00:46:56,814 THIS WAS NICE. PLEASE LEAVE IT BE, OKAY? MM-HMM. SURE. 873 00:46:59,555 --> 00:47:02,317 HI, BABE. 874 00:47:02,341 --> 00:47:04,972 ARE YOU HERE? 875 00:47:04,996 --> 00:47:07,433 HI.HI. 876 00:47:10,349 --> 00:47:13,371 HOW ARE YOU? OOH, FLOWERS! WHAT'’S THE OCCASION? 877 00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:17,245 I NEED AN OCCASION TO BUY FLOWERS FOR MY WIFE? 878 00:47:17,269 --> 00:47:21,031 USUALLY. HERE, I'’LL PUT '’EM... 879 00:47:21,055 --> 00:47:23,599 WHERE WERE YOU ALL NIGHT? I WAS AT THE GYM. 880 00:47:23,623 --> 00:47:25,601 I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA GO TO THE GYM. 881 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:30,040 I DECIDED TO GO FOR A SWIM AFTERWARDS, THEN I RAN INTO... 882 00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:32,521 WHAT'’S THAT SMELL? 883 00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:36,786 WHAT? WHAT SMELL? I GUESS IT'’S YOUR NEW COLOGNE? 884 00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:39,006 YEAH. YOU DON'’T LIKE IT? 885 00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:41,747 NO. IT'’S KIND OF FLOWERY. 886 00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:45,447 OH, WELL... MAYBE IT'’S THE FLOWERS. 887 00:47:45,471 --> 00:47:48,996 I'’M GONNA GO TO BED.WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO BED? 888 00:47:53,392 --> 00:47:58,025 AT THE GYM TONIGHT I WAS LOOKING THROUGH ONE OF THOSE, UM, 889 00:47:58,049 --> 00:48:00,984 YOU KNOW, THOSE MEN'’S MAGAZINES. 890 00:48:01,008 --> 00:48:05,380 AND THEY HAD AN ARTICLE IN THERE ABOUT PENIS SIZE. 891 00:48:05,404 --> 00:48:09,514 NOW, I KNOW YOU'’VE ONLY BEEN WITH A COUPLE OF GUYS. 892 00:48:09,538 --> 00:48:11,473 SO YOU'’VE TOLD ME. 893 00:48:11,497 --> 00:48:14,868 BUT, UM, IS MINE, UH, 894 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:18,939 WHAT, LIKE A NICE SIZE OR... 895 00:48:20,593 --> 00:48:22,963 I DON'’T KNOW. I'’VE NEVER COMPARED. 896 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:25,748 WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT AS BIG OR... 897 00:48:25,772 --> 00:48:27,663 I DON'’T KNOW. MAYBE. 898 00:48:27,687 --> 00:48:30,318 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 899 00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:32,668 YEAH. WHY? 900 00:48:32,692 --> 00:48:35,453 YOU JUST SEEM DIFFERENT TO ME LATELY. 901 00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:38,108 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "DIFFERENT"? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 902 00:48:38,132 --> 00:48:42,808 WELL, YOU'’RE NOT AS AFFECTIONATE AS YOU USED TO BE. 903 00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:47,465 WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER, YOU COULD BARELY KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 904 00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:51,121 AND NOW, WE BARELY MAKE LOVE. 905 00:48:51,145 --> 00:48:55,256 AND WE NEVER JUST LAY AROUND AND CUDDLE. 906 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,780 I KNOW, HONEY, BUT I'’M SORRY. 907 00:48:57,804 --> 00:49:01,088 I'’M SO BUSY AT WORK, AND I'’M JUST... 908 00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:04,047 AFTER A WHILE, THINGS DO SLOW DOWN. THAT'’S... 909 00:49:04,071 --> 00:49:07,355 BUT NOT FOR EVERYONE, AND I DON'’T WANT THEM TO SLOW DOWN FOR US. 910 00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:09,400 WHY SHOULD THEY ? I'’M 30 YEARS OLD. 911 00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:12,795 I'’M NOT READY TO NOT HAVE PASSION IN MY LIFE! 912 00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:16,320 I KNOW, NO... I GOT MARRIED '’CAUSE I WANTED TO HAVE KIDS, 913 00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:19,149 AND LOVE AND COMPANIONSHIP. 914 00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:21,369 AND THE LONGER WE'’RE TOGETHER, THE LESS... 915 00:49:21,393 --> 00:49:24,850 I SEEM TO BE GETTING THESE THINGS. 916 00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:27,288 SO THIS IS ABOUT KIDS? 917 00:49:27,312 --> 00:49:29,507 NO. YEAH, IT IS ABOUT KIDS, 918 00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:31,794 BUT IT'’S REALLY MORE ABOUT US. 919 00:49:33,405 --> 00:49:36,123 WELL, HONEY, I... I DON'’T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, 920 00:49:36,147 --> 00:49:38,690 BUT COMPARED TO MOST PEOPLE, WE HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE. 921 00:49:38,714 --> 00:49:40,170 THAT'’S WHAT I THINK. 922 00:49:40,194 --> 00:49:43,521 OH, GOD. 923 00:49:43,545 --> 00:49:46,872 WHAT? WHY DON'’T YOU GIVE ME ANY ATTENTION ANYMORE? 924 00:49:46,896 --> 00:49:51,094 WHY AM I YOUR LAST PRIORITY? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 925 00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:54,576 I GOT YOU FLOWERS AND... 926 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,623 HONEY, COME ON. 927 00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:00,799 GRIFFIN AND I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR SIX YEARS. 928 00:50:00,823 --> 00:50:03,933 AND I WOULD SAY THAT OUR SEX LIFE IS HEALTHY. 929 00:50:03,957 --> 00:50:08,242 YOU KNOW, IT SLOWED DOWN A LITTLE BIT, BUT WE'’RE STILL PASSIONATE. 930 00:50:08,266 --> 00:50:12,463 IT'’S NOT REALLY THE SEX I MISS SO MUCH AS THE AFFECTION. 931 00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:14,552 ANNIE DESCRIBED YOUR SEX LIFE AS PASSIONATE. 932 00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:17,468 WOULD YOU SAY THAT WAS ACCURATE? 933 00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:20,950 NO, I WOULD NOT DESCRIBE IT AS PASSIONATE, NO. I WOULD NOT, NO. 934 00:50:20,974 --> 00:50:26,390 LOOK, AFTER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME, THINGS FADE. 935 00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:30,220 AND ANYBODY WHO TELLS YOU DIFFERENTLY IS LYING. 936 00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:33,528 IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT, THEN WHY DON'’T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 937 00:50:33,552 --> 00:50:36,313 WHAT SHOULD I SAY? I DON'’T KNOW. 938 00:50:36,337 --> 00:50:39,969 I NEVER LIKED THE GUY, SO I WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, 939 00:50:39,993 --> 00:50:44,321 "I THINK YOU'’RE A SELFISH, IGNORANT MISOGYNIST. 940 00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:47,411 I KNOW YOU'’RE HAVING AN AFFAIR, AND I WANT A DIVORCE." 941 00:50:47,435 --> 00:50:49,544 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A DIVORCE? 942 00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:52,938 YOU SAID HE CAME HOME SMELLING OF SOME OTHER WOMAN'’S PUSSY. 943 00:50:52,962 --> 00:50:54,984 PERFUME! I SAID PERFUME! 944 00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:57,291 PERFUME, PUSSY, WHATEVER. WHATEVER. LOOK. 945 00:50:57,315 --> 00:51:00,946 I KNOW WHEN A GUY IS HAVING AN AFFAIR, AND THAT'’S WHAT THE LITTLE SHIT IS DOING. 946 00:51:00,970 --> 00:51:03,210 YOU'’VE GOT A COUPLE OF OPTIONS. 947 00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:06,082 YOU COULD DIVORCE THE PRICK. 948 00:51:06,106 --> 00:51:08,954 YOU COULD STAY AND LIVE WITH IT, 949 00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:10,956 BUT THAT'’S PATHETIC. 950 00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:13,785 OR YOU COULD, UM, 951 00:51:13,809 --> 00:51:16,397 HAVE AN AFFAIR YOURSELF. 952 00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:19,008 DO YOU THINK THAT HARRY HAS EVER HAD AN AFFAIR? 953 00:51:19,032 --> 00:51:22,011 I THINK THAT'’S WHAT THAT LOG CABIN SHIT WAS ABOUT. 954 00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:24,666 YEAH, HE WANTS A PLACE TO TAKE THEM. 955 00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:27,016 WHY DO YOU STAY WITH HIM, THEN? 956 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:30,019 OR WHAT? GET ANOTHER DIVORCE? 957 00:51:30,043 --> 00:51:32,543 NO WAY. GOD, TOO MUCH WORK. 958 00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:35,155 HOW CAN YOU STAY WITH HIM KNOWING HE'’S HAD AN AFFAIR? 959 00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:38,245 I DON'’T KNOW. BECAUSE... 960 00:51:38,269 --> 00:51:40,290 I DID THE SAME THING. 961 00:51:40,314 --> 00:51:43,859 YOU DID? OH, MY GOD! WHEN? YOU DID? 962 00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:47,645 WITH MY GYNO.YOUR GYNECOLOGIST? 963 00:51:47,669 --> 00:51:50,866 OH, MY GOD! ISN'’T THAT ILLEGAL OR SOMETHING? 964 00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:53,042 NO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IT'’S HEAVEN. 965 00:51:53,066 --> 00:51:57,220 THINK ABOUT IT. IF THERE'’S ONE THING THAT GUY KNOWS ABOUT... 966 00:51:57,244 --> 00:51:59,614 WHAT DOES HE DO? 967 00:51:59,638 --> 00:52:02,051 WHAT DOES HE DO? 968 00:52:02,075 --> 00:52:04,009 ANNIE'’S PROBLEM IS SHE'’S AN IDEALIST. 969 00:52:04,033 --> 00:52:06,795 SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVES ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT... 970 00:52:06,819 --> 00:52:10,581 TRUE LOVE AND LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 971 00:52:10,605 --> 00:52:12,757 SHE REALLY BELIEVES THERE ARE GOOD GUYS OUT THERE. 972 00:52:12,781 --> 00:52:16,805 SHE JUST HAS TO REMEMBER THAT, YOU KNOW, MEN ARE LIKE A DISEASE. 973 00:52:16,829 --> 00:52:22,027 AND, UNFORTUNATELY, MOST OF US HAVE ALREADY BEEN INFECTED. 974 00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:24,967 AND AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, 975 00:52:27,709 --> 00:52:30,775 THERE'’S NO CURE. 976 00:52:30,799 --> 00:52:34,083 ARE YOU FROM NEW YORK ORIGINALLY? YEAH, QUEENS. 977 00:52:34,107 --> 00:52:36,607 THAT'’S NOT REALLY NEW YORK, IS IT? 978 00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:39,741 NO, THAT'’S REALLY NEW YORK. IN FACT, IN MY BOOK... 979 00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:42,744 THAT'’S THE REAL NEW YORK. 980 00:52:42,768 --> 00:52:46,661 WHY? WHERE YOU FROM? THE UPPER EAST SIDE, BORN AND RAISED. 981 00:52:46,685 --> 00:52:49,707 THE UPPER EAST SIDE? THAT'’S NOT REALLY NEW YORK. 982 00:52:49,731 --> 00:52:53,407 WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO? A WALL STREET GUY? HE'’S A LAWYER. 983 00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:57,150 SO WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH MAKING THIS A GREAT CITY? 984 00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,891 WE, ON THE OTHER HAND... THE BRIDGE AND TUNNEL CROWD, 985 00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:02,677 THE OUTER BOROUGH FOLK... WE'’RE THE ONES THAT BUILT THIS CITY. 986 00:53:02,701 --> 00:53:05,549 WE GAVE OUR BLOOD AND GUTS TO THIS TOWN. LIKE I HAVE... 987 00:53:05,573 --> 00:53:07,769 ONE OF MY GRANDFATHERS WAS A SAND HOG. 988 00:53:07,793 --> 00:53:10,119 HELPED BUILD THE LINCOLN AND HOLLAND TUNNELS. 989 00:53:10,143 --> 00:53:12,600 ENDED UP DYING OF EMPHYSEMA FROM ALL THE DUST. 990 00:53:12,624 --> 00:53:16,038 I GOT ANOTHER GRANDFATHER WHO WORKED CONSTRUCTION ON A DOZEN SKYSCRAPERS, 991 00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:18,127 INCLUDING THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. 992 00:53:18,151 --> 00:53:20,651 THEN HE FALLS TO HIS DEATH WHEN I'’M A KID. 993 00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:23,872 MY DAD WAS A COP. GOT SHOT TWICE WHILE ON THE JOB. 994 00:53:23,896 --> 00:53:25,743 MY MOM'’S A NURSE AT HARLEM HOSPITAL, 995 00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:27,963 STILL SAVING LIVES EVERY DAY. 996 00:53:27,987 --> 00:53:31,009 WE REALLY GAVE SOMETHING TO THE CITY. 997 00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:33,969 OUR BLOOD, OUR GUTS, OUR LIVES. WE'’RE THE ONES THAT MADE IT GREAT. 998 00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:37,320 THAT'’S A GREAT STORY, BUT I CAN TRACE MY ANCESTORS BACK... 999 00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:40,018 TO THE ORIGINAL DUTCH SETTLERS IN THE 17th CENTURY. 1000 00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:42,282 AND IN MY BOOK, THAT'’S AS REAL A NEW YORKER AS YOU CAN GET. 1001 00:53:42,306 --> 00:53:44,414 IF YOU GREW UP IN THE OUTER BOROUGHS, 1002 00:53:44,438 --> 00:53:47,983 YOU HAVE A GREATER APPRECIATION OF NEW YORK THAN IF YOU GREW UP IN MANHATTAN. 1003 00:53:48,007 --> 00:53:51,943 WE GREW UP SORT OF SEEING THE CITY FROM A DISTANCE... 1004 00:53:51,967 --> 00:53:55,077 AND FEELING THE PULL OF IT, LONGING FOR IT. 1005 00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:58,167 MAYBE IF YOU GREW UP HERE, YOU KIND OF TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. 1006 00:53:58,191 --> 00:54:00,735 JESUS, YOU WEREN'’T KIDDING. THIS IS A GREAT SPACE. 1007 00:54:00,759 --> 00:54:03,694 I THOUGHT YOU'’D LIKE IT. OBVIOUSLY IT'’S A RAW SPACE. YOU'’D HAVE TO BUILD IT OUT. 1008 00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:08,264 IT'’LL COST YOU SOME MONEY. I DON'’T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? 1009 00:54:08,288 --> 00:54:13,356 I PRODUCE A TELEVISION SHOW... ENTERTAINMENT THIS WEEK. 1010 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:18,753 WHAT DO YOU DO THERE? WE GO AROUND TO MOVIE PREMIERES AND TELEVISION SHOWS... 1011 00:54:18,777 --> 00:54:20,276 AND THEN WE INTERVIEW ALL THESE ASSHOLE CELEBRITIES ABOUT LIKE... 1012 00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:24,149 WHO THEY'’RE FUCKING AND HOW MUCH THEY'’RE GETTING OVERPAID. 1013 00:54:24,173 --> 00:54:28,197 THEN BASICALLY TRY AND HELP THEM SELL THEIR LATEST PIECE OF CRAP PRODUCT. 1014 00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:30,895 SO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS JOB? YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 1015 00:54:30,919 --> 00:54:32,854 WHEN I GOT OUT OF COLLEGE, I WANTED TO BE A WRITER. THOUGHT I'’D GO INTO JOURNALISM... 1016 00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:35,248 OR MAYBE EVEN BE A NOVELIST. 1017 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:39,643 BUT THE ONLY JOB I COULD GET WAS ANSWERING PHONES AT THE SHOW. 1018 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:43,256 SO HERE IT IS, TEN YEARS LATER, I'’M MAKING A PILE OF DOUGH... 1019 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,303 AND IT'’S HARD TO IMAGINE WALKING AWAY EVEN THOUGH I KNOW, YOU KNOW, 1020 00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:49,697 IT'’D BE THE BEST THING FOR ME. 1021 00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:52,656 SOUNDS LIKE MY MARRIAGE. 1022 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:56,051 SO ARE YOU WRITING ANYTHING NOW? 1023 00:54:56,075 --> 00:54:59,576 NO. YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I TRY AND GET STARTED... 1024 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,623 SOMETHING COMES UP FROM WORK AND I JUST GET DISTRACTED. 1025 00:55:02,647 --> 00:55:06,104 WELL, MAYBE ONE DAY I'’LL BE IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND I'’LL SEE ONE OF YOUR BOOKS... 1026 00:55:06,128 --> 00:55:08,174 AND I'’LL PICK IT UP. 1027 00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:12,439 THAT'’D BE NICE. 1028 00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:20,815 SO ANYWAY, THERE'’S THIS VIEW OVER HERE I REALLY WANT YOU TO SEE. 1029 00:55:20,839 --> 00:55:24,601 SO I'’M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU'’RE NOT REALLY LOOKING FOR AN APARTMENT. 1030 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:29,040 WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU THINK I'’M JUST USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO FLIRT WITH YOU? 1031 00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:32,130 ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME? I WAS HOPING IT WAS OBVIOUS, 1032 00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:34,394 BUT I GUESS I'’M NOT DOING THAT GOOD A JOB. 1033 00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:37,745 YOU DID SAY YOU WERE MARRIED I THINK, RIGHT? YEAH. 1034 00:55:37,769 --> 00:55:40,965 WELL, THAT SUCKS. I SHOULDN'’T BE FLIRTING WITH YOU IF YOU'’RE MARRIED. 1035 00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:43,925 NO, YOU SHOULDN'’T. YEAH.SO... 1036 00:55:43,949 --> 00:55:47,798 WELL, I SHOULD GET GOING. I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE OFFICE. 1037 00:55:47,822 --> 00:55:49,974 BUT IF I SEE ANYTHING, I'’LL CALL YOU. 1038 00:55:49,998 --> 00:55:52,150 YEAH, NO... '’CAUSE YOU KNOW... ALL RIGHT. 1039 00:55:52,174 --> 00:55:54,481 OKAY, BYE.CALL ME, THOUGH. 1040 00:56:00,313 --> 00:56:05,076 SO I AM GOING OUT WITH THE GUY FROM THE VIDEO STORE AGAIN TONIGHT. 1041 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:08,036 OH, SECOND DATE. PRESSURE'’S ON. 1042 00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:10,343 SO, YOU GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HIM? 1043 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:13,389 I DON'’T KNOW. WHAT? DO YOU THINK I SHOULD? 1044 00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:16,349 I DEFINITELY THINK YOU SHOULD. BUT THIS TIME, GIVE HIM A LITTLE ADVICE. 1045 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:19,352 NO MORE COLOGNE ON THE BALLS. 1046 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:21,441 COME ON. IT WASN'’T THAT BAD. 1047 00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:25,140 NO, IT WAS DISGUSTING. 1048 00:56:25,164 --> 00:56:28,056 HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS HAVE YOU HAD IN YOUR LIFE? 1049 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,798 NOT ENTIRELY ENOUGH. 1050 00:56:30,822 --> 00:56:33,975 BUT I'’M WORKING ON IT. RIGHT NOW, THAT'’S WHAT I'’M WORKING ON. 1051 00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:36,325 I THINK IT'’S... SEVEN. 1052 00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:38,675 EIGHT. IS THAT BAD? 1053 00:56:38,699 --> 00:56:41,461 I'’M 19. THAT SOUNDS REALLY BAD. 1054 00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:44,594 WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'’M A 39-YEAR-OLD MAN. 1055 00:56:44,618 --> 00:56:47,858 HOW CAN I POSSIBLY REMEMBER? I DON'’T KNOW. 1056 00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:50,121 A HUNDRED? TWO HUNDRED AND 50? 1057 00:56:50,145 --> 00:56:52,167 I DON'’T KNOW. I MEAN, YOU KNOW. 1058 00:56:52,191 --> 00:56:55,170 THAT'’S THE GREAT THING ABOUT NEW YORK. YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET, 1059 00:56:55,194 --> 00:57:00,567 AND YOU ENCOUNTER LIKE A THOUSAND POTENTIAL SEXUAL PARTNERS EVERY DAY. 1060 00:57:00,591 --> 00:57:02,656 A WALK TO THE DELI CAN BE VERY EROTIC. 1061 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,615 I KNOW IT SOUNDS PATHETIC, BUT I'’VE HAD THREE. 1062 00:57:05,639 --> 00:57:08,879 I GOT MARRIED EARLY. I WAS 22 YEARS OLD. 1063 00:57:08,903 --> 00:57:13,188 BUT, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THEM WAS... IS MY HUSBAND. 1064 00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:16,583 NOT TOO MANY. I DON'’T KNOW. LIKE NINE OR TEN. 1065 00:57:16,607 --> 00:57:21,065 I WAS ALWAYS ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT'’S KIND OF BEEN IN A SERIES OF LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS. 1066 00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:25,853 SO, UH, I NEVER REALLY HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO PUT UP THE BIG NUMBERS. 1067 00:57:25,877 --> 00:57:29,596 SEVENTEEN. BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE WAS NO ONE-NIGHT STANDS OR ANYTHING. 1068 00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:32,884 I JUST DATED A LOT. SO... 1069 00:57:35,495 --> 00:57:38,082 OH, JESUS. 1070 00:57:38,106 --> 00:57:42,609 THAT'’S THE GREETING I GET NOW? IF I FIND YOU OUTSIDE MY DOOR, YES. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1071 00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:45,916 IT'’S NOT LIKE I'’M STALKING YOU OR SOMETHING.YES, IT IS. 1072 00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:48,919 I CAN'’T FIND MY KEYS. I GAVE YOU A SPARE SET. 1073 00:57:48,943 --> 00:57:51,444 I THOUGHT FOR EMERGENCIES LIKE THIS... 1074 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:55,099 OKAY. HOLD ON, I'’LL GET THEM. I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING A MILE AWAY. 1075 00:57:55,123 --> 00:57:57,624 AREN'’T YOU GOING TO INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR NEW FRIEND HERE? 1076 00:57:57,648 --> 00:58:02,324 TOMMY, THIS IS MY EX-HUSBAND, BENJAMIN. BEN, THIS IS TOMMY.HOW YOU DOING, MAN? 1077 00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:04,457 I'’M DOING GOOD. I'’M GOOD. 1078 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,546 THAT'’S A NICE JACKET.THANKS. 1079 00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:09,287 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND IN PRIVATE? NO. 1080 00:58:09,311 --> 00:58:12,987 MARIA, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. WE HAVE SOME TALKING TO DO.NO. 1081 00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:16,556 YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THEMSELVES TO YOU. 1082 00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:20,298 LOOK, PAL, WILL YOU GIVE US A SECOND HERE IN PRIVATE? SHE'’LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1083 00:58:20,322 --> 00:58:23,998 NO, BENJAMIN, NO. IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, WE CAN DO IT OUT HERE. 1084 00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:26,696 OTHERWISE, I'’LL GO GET YOUR KEYS AND YOU CAN CALL ME IN THE MORNING. 1085 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,656 I'’LL WAIT OUT HERE. 1086 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,397 TOMMY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME INSIDE? 1087 00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:35,966 NO, I'’LL WAIT OUT HERE WITH MY, UH... MY PAL. 1088 00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:38,950 GET TO KNOW HIM.FINE. 1089 00:58:50,004 --> 00:58:54,724 SO, UH, WHERE ARE YOU, UH... WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED? 1090 00:58:54,748 --> 00:58:57,098 I'’LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 1091 00:58:58,926 --> 00:59:01,233 YOU'’RE WELCOME, BENJAMIN. THANKS. 1092 00:59:03,452 --> 00:59:05,280 I'’M SO SORRY. 1093 00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:17,379 LOOK, YOU DON'’T HAVE ANY DISEASES THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT, RIGHT? 1094 00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:24,537 NO. WHY? YOU GOT ANY DISEASES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 1095 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:27,346 NO. ARE YOU SURE? 1096 00:59:29,348 --> 00:59:32,022 I SWEAR. ARE YOU SURE? 1097 00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:34,875 YEAH, I'’M SURE. I JUST HAD A TEST. 1098 00:59:37,138 --> 00:59:39,140 WELL, THAT'’S GOOD. 1099 00:59:42,013 --> 00:59:46,428 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT TO BRING A CONDOM, THOUGH. 1100 00:59:46,452 --> 00:59:50,084 LOOK, I'’M SORRY. I JUST... 1101 00:59:50,108 --> 00:59:53,720 IT WAS ONLY THE SECOND DATE. I DIDN'’T HONESTLY THINK WE'’D GET THIS FAR. 1102 00:59:57,506 --> 00:59:59,421 YEAH, WELL... 1103 01:00:02,033 --> 01:00:07,101 I'’M REALLY SORRY TO HAVE TO HURRY YOU LIKE THIS THIS MORNING BUT I'’VE GOT TO GET TO WORK. 1104 01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:10,147 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT TO GET TO WORK? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE A SCHOOLTEACHER. 1105 01:00:10,171 --> 01:00:13,673 YEAH, SO? WELL, TODAY'’S SUNDAY, RIGHT? 1106 01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:16,066 YEAH, WELL... 1107 01:00:16,090 --> 01:00:18,939 I'’M TAKING THE CLASS ON A SCHOOL TRIP, 1108 01:00:18,963 --> 01:00:23,315 AND WE'’RE GOING TO THE ZOO, SO... HUH. 1109 01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:28,775 WHY DON'’T YOU TAKE THIS ONE AND I'’LL WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE? 1110 01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:32,169 NO, NO, NO. I CAN'’T DO THAT. YOU SAID YOU GOTTA GET TO WORK, RIGHT? SO... 1111 01:00:32,193 --> 01:00:36,347 DON'’T WORRY ABOUT IT.COME ON. YOU GOT THE KIDS WAITING, RIGHT? 1112 01:00:36,371 --> 01:00:39,244 I'’LL GET THE NEXT ONE.ALL RIGHT. I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND. 1113 01:00:50,603 --> 01:00:54,670 WITH MARIA, YOU KNOW, QUITE HONESTLY, I DON'’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 1114 01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:57,934 WENT OUT A COUPLE TIMES. I THOUGHT WE HAD A GOOD TIME. I MEAN... 1115 01:00:57,958 --> 01:01:01,634 OBVIOUSLY, WE MUST'’VE. WE HAD SEX THE SECOND TIME WE WENT OUT. 1116 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,549 I THINK I JUST GOT A LITTLE FREAKED OUT SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER GUY. 1117 01:01:04,573 --> 01:01:08,292 IT'’S NOT LIKE I DIDN'’T LIKE HIM. IT'’S JUST THAT I HADN'’T SLEPT WITH ANYONE SINCE BENJAMIN. 1118 01:01:08,316 --> 01:01:10,120 IT JUST GOT ME A LITTLE SCARED. 1119 01:01:10,144 --> 01:01:13,428 AFTER THAT, SHE TRIED TO KICK ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. 1120 01:01:13,452 --> 01:01:18,738 I CALLED HER A BUNCH OF TIMES. SHE NEVER CALLED ME BACK. I GOT THE HINT AND STOPPED CALLING. 1121 01:01:18,762 --> 01:01:21,871 HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU SAW MARIA AND TOMMY TOGETHER? 1122 01:01:21,895 --> 01:01:24,918 WHO, MY PAL? MY PAL TOMMY. YEAH. IT'’S TERRIBLE. 1123 01:01:24,942 --> 01:01:28,486 SHE'’D LET A GUY LIKE THAT INTO HER HOME. THAT'’S THE APARTMENT I SHARED WITH HER. 1124 01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:32,403 TO THINK THAT THAT GUY WAS SHOWERING UNDER THE SHOWER HEAD THAT I INSTALLED... 1125 01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:34,971 MAKES ME VERY ANGRY. 1126 01:01:34,995 --> 01:01:37,757 YOU ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR HOROSCOPE? I READ IT EVERY DAY. 1127 01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:40,977 IT'’S ACTUALLY PRETTY ACCURATE. ACCURATE? IN WHAT WAY? 1128 01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:43,980 IT KEYS ME INTO WHAT TO WATCH OUT FOR IN LIFE. 1129 01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:47,288 WHY I MAY BE FEELING A PARTICULAR WAY ON A CERTAIN DAY. 1130 01:01:47,312 --> 01:01:50,595 WHAT DID TODAY'’S TELL YOU? LET'’S SEE WHAT IT SAYS. 1131 01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:53,294 ALL RIGHT. IT SAYS... YEAH, RIGHT. 1132 01:01:53,318 --> 01:01:57,907 "YOU HAVE HAD YOUR FILL OF CERTAIN PEOPLE. MAKE A CLEAN BREAK. 1133 01:01:57,931 --> 01:02:00,780 "THERE ARE, HOWEVER, CHANGES IN THE AIR. 1134 01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:05,262 A PERSON IN UNIFORM COULD DELIVER THE KEY TO YOUR LOVE LIFE AND HAPPINESS." 1135 01:02:05,286 --> 01:02:07,787 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. IT SAYS THAT? 1136 01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:10,615 YEAH. OH, THAT'’S ME! 1137 01:02:10,639 --> 01:02:14,532 THAT IS ME. THAT'’S ME. I AM THE MAN IN THE UNIFORM... 1138 01:02:14,556 --> 01:02:18,580 THAT CAN DELIVER THE KEY TO YOUR LOVE LIFE AND HAPPINESS. 1139 01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:21,235 I WEAR A UNIFORM. 1140 01:02:21,259 --> 01:02:24,542 UNLESS IT'’S YOUR MAILMAN. WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP DO YOU HAVE WITH HIM? 1141 01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:27,458 HER. SO YOU DON'’T HAVE TO WORRY. 1142 01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:31,462 YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, NO, NO. YOU SAID YOU DON'’T BUY INTO THE WHOLE ASTROLOGY THING. 1143 01:02:31,486 --> 01:02:34,509 SO THEREFORE, THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO US.I NEVER SAID THAT... 1144 01:02:34,533 --> 01:02:37,991 OH, YES, YOU DID.I NEVER SAID THAT I DIDN'’T BUY INTO ASTROLOGY. 1145 01:02:38,015 --> 01:02:41,342 I SAID I WAS A LITTLE SUSPECT OF IT. WHAT IS THIS, THE DAILY NEWS? 1146 01:02:41,366 --> 01:02:43,779 YEAH.I'’M SURE IT'’S A VERY ACCURATE READING. 1147 01:02:43,803 --> 01:02:47,740 IT'’S GOOD STUFF.WHAT DOES IT SAY? THAT YOU SHOULD MAKE A "CLEAN BREAK." 1148 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:50,568 SEE THAT? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT PART OF IT? 1149 01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:54,268 LIKE I SAID, IT HELPS ME MAKE DECISIONS. 1150 01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:58,011 HOW DID YOU END UP WITH THIS GUY THAT YOU'’RE WITH ANYWAY? 1151 01:02:58,035 --> 01:03:01,492 THE MAN IS MARRIED. HE'’S A DENTIST, RIGHT? RIGHT. 1152 01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:05,932 HE'’S ALSO A HUNDRED YEARS OLD, SO HE'’S GOT THREE MAJOR STRIKES AGAINST HIM. 1153 01:03:05,956 --> 01:03:08,804 IN MY EYES, THREE STRIKES, YOU'’RE OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1154 01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:11,633 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 1155 01:03:11,657 --> 01:03:15,463 IT WAS JUST REALLY SIMPLE. I WAS JUST SITTING IN THE PARK ONE DAY BY SCHOOL. 1156 01:03:15,487 --> 01:03:18,403 - HE CAME UP TO ME AND HE HIT ON ME. - ARE YOU A MODEL? 1157 01:03:20,405 --> 01:03:25,081 IF I WERE A MODEL, WHY WOULD I BE SITTING HERE STUDYING RIGHT NOW? 1158 01:03:25,105 --> 01:03:29,042 THAT'’S VERY FUNNY. WELL, YOU SHOULD BE IF YOU'’RE NOT BECAUSE YOU'’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL. 1159 01:03:29,066 --> 01:03:32,959 YOU HAVE A VERY DIFFERENT LOOK. YOU'’RE NOT A CLASSIC BEAUTY. 1160 01:03:32,983 --> 01:03:35,657 I THINK YOU HAVE THE LOOK OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM. 1161 01:03:35,681 --> 01:03:39,052 "THE LOOK OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM"? YEAH, YEAH. 1162 01:03:39,076 --> 01:03:41,968 YOU ARE KIDDING, RIGHT? NO, I'’M NOT KIDDING. I'’M SERIOUS. 1163 01:03:41,992 --> 01:03:44,361 YEAH? YEAH, I THINK YOU DO. LOOK. 1164 01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:46,929 LOOK AT YOUR NOSE. YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL NOSE. 1165 01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:49,627 I HAD IT FIXED WHEN I WAS 13.REALLY? 1166 01:03:49,651 --> 01:03:52,239 THEY DID A GREAT JOB... A GREAT JOB.THANKS. 1167 01:03:52,263 --> 01:03:55,503 WONDERFUL. I'’M GRIFFIN, BY THE WAY. 1168 01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:58,941 ASHLEY.NICE TO MEET YOU, ASHLEY. BEAUTIFUL NAME. 1169 01:03:58,965 --> 01:04:02,858 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? WILL YOU LET ME TAKE YOU OUT SOMETIME OR... 1170 01:04:02,882 --> 01:04:05,600 ARE YOU MARRIED? MARRIED ? WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 1171 01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:08,429 WHERE DO YOU GET THAT FROM THAT I'’M MARRIED? 1172 01:04:08,453 --> 01:04:12,128 BECAUSE YOU HAVE A RING ON YOUR FINGER. ISN'’T THAT A RING? TECHNICALLY, I'’M MARRIED. 1173 01:04:12,152 --> 01:04:14,652 I'’M NOT REALLY MARRIED. NO.OH. 1174 01:04:14,676 --> 01:04:17,090 WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING. 1175 01:04:17,114 --> 01:04:21,335 SO IS THIS UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR WIFE OR YOU AND YOUR DICK? 1176 01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,054 THAT'’S VERY FUNNY. THAT'’S VERY FUNNY. 1177 01:04:25,078 --> 01:04:27,143 THE MAN IS, WHAT, 39 YEARS OLD? 1178 01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:29,406 HOW OLD ARE YOU? NINETEEN. 1179 01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:32,975 WHEN YOU WERE IN FIFTH GRADE, HE WAS 32. 1180 01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:36,936 OR LIKE WHEN HE WAS MY AGE, YOU WERE JUST BEING BORN.YEAH, I KNOW. 1181 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,112 OR LIKE WHEN, LET'’S SAY... 1182 01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:44,465 I GET THE POINT. YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, AS YOU GET OLDER, THE AGE GAP DOES SHORTEN. 1183 01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:47,990 MAYBE IF YOU WERE 60 AND HE WAS 80, IT WOULDN'’T SEEM SO WEIRD. 1184 01:04:48,014 --> 01:04:52,516 BUT, HONESTLY, I THOUGHT HE WAS YOUR FATHER. I BET A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT. 1185 01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:56,129 YOU KNOW, WE DON'’T REALLY GO OUT A WHOLE LOT IN PUBLIC. 1186 01:04:56,153 --> 01:04:59,262 BUT YOU'’D BE SURPRISED. MOST YOUNG GIRLS DO WANNA GO FOR OLDER GUYS... 1187 01:04:59,286 --> 01:05:03,353 BECAUSE MOST YOUNG GUYS, THEY JUST WANNA SCREW AS MANY GIRLS AS POSSIBLE. 1188 01:05:03,377 --> 01:05:05,660 THEY DON'’T WANT A COMMITMENT. THEY JUST WANT A LOT OF CONQUESTS. 1189 01:05:05,684 --> 01:05:08,141 HERE YOU GO. 1190 01:05:08,165 --> 01:05:11,472 WHAT KIND OF COMMITMENT DOES A MARRIED GUY GIVE YOU? 1191 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,715 SO WHAT WOULD I BE TO YOU? 1192 01:05:17,739 --> 01:05:21,110 WHAT, JUST ANOTHER NOTCH ON YOUR BELT? 1193 01:05:21,134 --> 01:05:24,157 ASHLEY, ARE YOU... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1194 01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:28,161 ARE YOU CRAZY? DO YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD MARRY YOU? 1195 01:05:28,185 --> 01:05:31,991 I WOULD MARRY YOU TODAY IF YOU SAY YES TO ME. I SWEAR. 1196 01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:35,777 NO.COME ON. LET ME TAKE YOU OUT ON A DATE. GREAT TIME. 1197 01:05:35,801 --> 01:05:38,717 I'’M THE MAN IN THE UNIFORM, YOU KNOW. 1198 01:05:40,675 --> 01:05:42,590 WHAT DO YOU SAY, PLEASE? 1199 01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:49,946 YEAH, REALLY? OKAY. 1200 01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:55,753 WHY ARE YOU WEARING HANDCUFFS? 1201 01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:59,366 CRAZY GIRL, BAD BREATH, NO SEX AND SHE LOST THE KEY. 1202 01:05:59,390 --> 01:06:03,239 THAT'’S NOT GOOD.NO. NO, THAT'’S NOT GOOD. THAT'’S NOT GOOD AT ALL. 1203 01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:07,069 WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU STILL CHASING AFTER THAT WAITRESS WHO IS SO WAY BEYOND YOUR LEAGUE? 1204 01:06:07,093 --> 01:06:10,246 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE A DATE WITH HER THIS WEEKEND. 1205 01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:15,251 THAT'’S GREAT. NO, I'’M HAPPY FOR YOU. DOUCHE BAG. 1206 01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:19,081 ♪ CRAZY GIRL BAD BREATH, NO SEX ♪DON'’T. 1207 01:06:19,105 --> 01:06:22,867 ♪ AND SHE LOST THE KEY ♪♪DON'’T PUSH MY BUTTONS. I'’M REALLY RIGHT HERE. 1208 01:06:22,891 --> 01:06:26,262 I DON'’T KNOW IF HE HAS A PROBLEM, BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU, AFTER HIS DIVORCE, 1209 01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:28,830 HE WAS LIKE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD, YOU KNOW. 1210 01:06:28,854 --> 01:06:31,833 LIKE HE WANTED TO SCREW EVERYTHING THAT WASN'’T NAILED DOWN. 1211 01:06:31,857 --> 01:06:34,531 BUT THAT'’S NOT BEN. 1212 01:06:34,555 --> 01:06:39,014 BEN, REALLY, HE WANTS TO BE IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP. 1213 01:06:39,038 --> 01:06:41,084 I HOPE IT WORKS OUT WITH THAT WAITRESS. 1214 01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:45,064 THIS IS VERY UPSETTING. 1215 01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:48,545 THESE ARE SOME CLASSIC ALBUMS YOU'’RE REJECTING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1216 01:06:48,569 --> 01:06:52,462 HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THESE ALBUMS? THESE ARE RECORDS THAT SHAPED ROCK AND ROLL. 1217 01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:57,946 SHAPED THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.I DON'’T LISTEN TO THIS KIND OF MUSIC. THIS IS YOUR KIND. 1218 01:06:57,970 --> 01:07:02,298 THESE GUYS, THEY'’RE DEAD. THEY'’RE ALL DEAD. THEY WERE DEAD BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORN. 1219 01:07:02,322 --> 01:07:07,216 MORRISON AND HENDRIX, YEAH. BUT LIKE THE ROLLING STONES, LIKE ONLY ONE GUY DIED. 1220 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:11,264 REALLY EARLY ON IN THE ROLLING STONES. THEY REPLACED HIM AND THEY WERE STILL GREAT. 1221 01:07:11,288 --> 01:07:16,834 I THINK THAT THE MOST MANDATORY ALBUM, IF WE'’RE GONNA START A RECORD COLLECTION FOR YOU, 1222 01:07:16,858 --> 01:07:18,923 IS EXILE ON MAIN STREET. 1223 01:07:18,947 --> 01:07:21,709 THIS IS A NO-BRAINER.OKAY. 1224 01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:25,887 AND-AND, LIKE... WE'’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET SOME ZEPPELIN FOR YOU... 1225 01:07:25,911 --> 01:07:27,932 BECAUSE OTHERWISE... 1226 01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:31,458 ZEPPELIN I. THIS IS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST... 1227 01:07:31,482 --> 01:07:35,288 NO, IT IS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST DEBUT ALBUM OF ALL TIME. 1228 01:07:35,312 --> 01:07:38,073 EXCEPT OF COURSE GREETINGS FROM ASBURY PARK. 1229 01:07:38,097 --> 01:07:41,772 YOU HAVE TO HAVE THIS. OKAY? NEW JERSEY. 1230 01:07:41,796 --> 01:07:44,297 YOU'’RE GOOD. YOU'’RE SET. YOU'’RE SO GOOD NOW.OKAY, I... 1231 01:07:44,321 --> 01:07:47,343 ARE YOU SURE I'’M GONNA LIKE THESE? THERE'’S LIKE 80 ZILLION RECORDS IN HERE. 1232 01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:51,478 I AM POSITIVE. HONESTLY, IF YOU DON'’T LIKE THESE, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS. 1233 01:07:51,502 --> 01:07:55,221 WE'’RE GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS HERE. IF YOU CAN'’T SEE THE BEAUTY AND LIKE THE POETRY... 1234 01:07:55,245 --> 01:08:00,704 AND THE MAJESTY AND... LIKE THE BRILLIANCE OF THESE ALBUMS, 1235 01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:03,011 THEN I DON'’T KNOW... I DON'’T KNOW WHAT'’S WRONG WITH YOU. 1236 01:08:03,035 --> 01:08:07,972 YOU HAVE A DEFICIENCY IN YOUR SOUL OR SOMETHING. NO, I'’M ONLY KIDDING. 1237 01:08:07,996 --> 01:08:10,888 CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU? I HOPE YOU'’RE ALWAYS HONEST WITH ME. 1238 01:08:10,912 --> 01:08:14,892 I AM. I AM, TOTALLY. BUT I THINK THAT THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. 1239 01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:17,982 I THINK YOU'’RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'’VE EVER KNOWN. 1240 01:08:18,006 --> 01:08:20,463 YOU'’RE KIND. YOU'’RE SO SWEET. 1241 01:08:20,487 --> 01:08:24,293 I DON'’T KNOW. I THINK I'’M FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU.BENNY, YOU'’RE SWEET. 1242 01:08:24,317 --> 01:08:26,991 SWEET, SWEET, SWEET. YOU ARE.I'’M SWEET. 1243 01:08:27,015 --> 01:08:30,038 I'’M NOT REALLY THAT SWEET. I'’M REALLY A SAVAGE.OH, REALLY? 1244 01:08:30,062 --> 01:08:33,998 I'’M A FUCKING WILD MAN. YOU JUST HAVE TO LET ME SHOW YOU THAT SIDE OF MYSELF. 1245 01:08:34,022 --> 01:08:39,003 NO, NO, NO. I LIKE THE SWEET SIDE. I KNOW ENOUGH SAVAGES ALREADY. 1246 01:08:39,027 --> 01:08:42,988 YEAH. YEAH, BUT I'’M A SAVAGE WITH A VERY SWEET SIDE. 1247 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:46,774 YEAH? 1248 01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:59,589 PLUS, I'’M THE MAN IN THE UNIFORM. ALL RIGHT? 1249 01:08:59,613 --> 01:09:01,528 YEAH. 1250 01:09:03,051 --> 01:09:05,465 I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD MAKE MORE TIME FOR YOU. 1251 01:09:05,489 --> 01:09:09,033 I TOOK YOU OUT TO DINNER, DIDN'’T I? IT'’S NOT THAT. 1252 01:09:09,057 --> 01:09:11,427 IT'’S JUST THAT I'’M NOT HAPPY ANYMORE. 1253 01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:14,169 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? I-I-I CANNOT GET A DIVORCE. 1254 01:09:14,193 --> 01:09:16,389 I DON'’T WANT YOU TO DO ANYTHING. 1255 01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:20,088 I JUST DON'’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU ANYMORE.DID YOU MEET SOMEBODY ELSE? 1256 01:09:20,112 --> 01:09:22,830 NO.COME ON. WHO IS IT? WHO'’S THE GUY? 1257 01:09:22,854 --> 01:09:25,746 WHAT'’D YOU MEET, SOME OTHER GUY WITH A BIG COCK OR SOMETHING? 1258 01:09:25,770 --> 01:09:29,489 NOBODY YOU'’D KNOW.OH, SO THERE IS SOMEBODY ELSE. WHAT IS HE? 1259 01:09:29,513 --> 01:09:32,100 SOME LITTLE KID THAT YOU GO WALKING IN THE PARK WITH. 1260 01:09:32,124 --> 01:09:35,016 YOU HOLD HIS HAND AND GO TO THE MOVIES WITH... 1261 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,975 AND THEN YOU HOLD HIS HUGE COCK IN THE MOVIE, IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS? 1262 01:09:37,999 --> 01:09:40,674 GRIFFIN, I REALLY DON'’T THINK YOU'’RE IN A POSITION TO TELL PEOPLE... 1263 01:09:40,698 --> 01:09:44,243 WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN'’T DO OR WHO THEY CAN AND CAN'’T BE WITH, OKAY? 1264 01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:46,549 MY POSITION IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT, ALL RIGHT? 1265 01:09:46,573 --> 01:09:49,054 I JUST CAN'’T STOP SEEING MY WIFE. 1266 01:09:54,973 --> 01:09:56,733 YOU'’RE GONNA REGRET THIS.MAYBE? 1267 01:09:56,757 --> 01:09:58,933 BUT I DOUBT IT. 1268 01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:04,504 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, GRIFF? 1269 01:10:06,463 --> 01:10:09,529 WHAT DO YOU THINK? THAT LITTLE GIRL IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. 1270 01:10:09,553 --> 01:10:11,618 WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO YOURSELF? 1271 01:10:11,642 --> 01:10:15,950 HOW MANY GIRLS DO YOU HAVE TO SCREW BEFORE YOU REALIZE YOU CAN GET LAID? 1272 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:23,673 THAT'’S GREAT. I DON'’T THINK THE PATIENT IN THE BACK ROOM HEARD YOU. 1273 01:10:23,697 --> 01:10:26,850 WHAT WAS THAT? NOTHING. 1274 01:10:26,874 --> 01:10:32,291 DOCTOR? DOCTOR.I'’LL BE RIGHT THERE, MRS. BASS. 1275 01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:34,467 DO ME A FAVOR, CAROL. 1276 01:10:34,491 --> 01:10:39,123 SEND ONE DOZEN FLOWERS TO THE WASHINGTON SQUARE STREET ADDRESS WITH A NOTE... 1277 01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:43,780 THAT SAYS, "I'’M SORRY. I'’M SORRY. WHAT CAN I DO?" 1278 01:10:43,804 --> 01:10:46,696 OKAY? WHERE'’S MY FLOWERS? 1279 01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,896 YOUR FLOWERS? YEAH. 1280 01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:52,180 DON'’T START WITH ME. PLEASE DON'’T. 1281 01:10:52,204 --> 01:10:57,011 PLEASE. WITH YOU AND THEN SIGMUND FREUD OVER THERE... 1282 01:10:57,035 --> 01:10:59,013 DOCTOR.I'’M COMING, MRS. BASS. 1283 01:10:59,037 --> 01:11:01,058 I'’M READY FOR THAT EXTRACTION NOW. 1284 01:11:01,082 --> 01:11:03,322 WAIT A SECOND. WHAT'’S WRONG? 1285 01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:07,891 OKAY. NOTHING. JUST MOVE DOWN. MOVE DOWN A LITTLE LOWER. 1286 01:11:07,915 --> 01:11:10,285 THERE YOU GO. IS THAT IT? YES. 1287 01:11:10,309 --> 01:11:13,245 NO, YOU'’RE NOT GOING IN THERE. I'’M NOT TRYING TO GO IN THERE. 1288 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,769 I COULD USE A COMPASS, THOUGH. 1289 01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:18,598 IT'’S WEIRD. I'’VE NEVER MADE LOVE WITH A VIRGIN BEFORE. 1290 01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:23,496 YOU'’RE REAL CUTE. SERIOUSLY, LET ME ENTER BECAUSE I'’M ABOUT TO SPLOOGE AS IT IS. 1291 01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:29,043 WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME? SHOULD I GET IT? 1292 01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:31,088 NO.I'’M GONNA GET IT. 1293 01:11:31,112 --> 01:11:34,594 DON'’T GO GET THE DOOR. WHO IN THE FUCK IS THIS? COULD BE IMPORTANT. 1294 01:11:41,601 --> 01:11:44,101 GO AWAY! I WANNA TALK TO YOU, ASH. 1295 01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:48,628 I DON'’T WANNA TALK TO YOU. WELL, TOO FUCKING BAD ABOUT YOU.LET ME IN. COME ON. 1296 01:11:48,652 --> 01:11:51,674 NO. I'’M BUSY. GET THE FUCK OUT. 1297 01:11:51,698 --> 01:11:56,070 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'’RE BUSY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? YOU GOT THAT LITTLE QUEER BOYFRIEND THERE? 1298 01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:59,378 GRIFFIN, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE DOOR! 1299 01:11:59,402 --> 01:12:02,642 YOU DON'’T UNDERSTAND. I'’M GOING TO LEAVE MY WIFE. 1300 01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:05,645 CAN I TELL YOU, GRIFFIN, THAT I DON'’T CARE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1301 01:12:05,669 --> 01:12:07,951 I DON'’T CARE.YOU DON'’T CARE? 1302 01:12:07,975 --> 01:12:13,261 YOU BREAK UP MY MARRIAGE AND YOU TELL ME YOU DON'’T CARE? OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! 1303 01:12:13,285 --> 01:12:16,220 OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR! I'’M NOT OPENING THE DOOR! 1304 01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:19,136 OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW! WHO THE FUCK IS IN THERE WITH YOU? 1305 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:22,226 GRIFFIN, GET AWAY FROM THE FUCKING DOOR! THIS IS WHAT YOU DO? 1306 01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:26,056 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT? AFTER EVERYTHING I'’VE DONE FOR YOU, THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME? 1307 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,908 THAT'’S NICE. 1308 01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:45,859 CHRIST. 1309 01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:50,124 THIS BUILDING IS LIKE SODOM AND GOMORRAH TONIGHT. 1310 01:12:50,148 --> 01:12:52,866 YOU GIRLS NEED A HAND OVER THERE? 1311 01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:55,782 FUCK OFF, SCUMBAG. 1312 01:12:55,806 --> 01:12:57,677 NICE, NICE. 1313 01:13:15,216 --> 01:13:17,978 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT? I WAS AT THE GYM. 1314 01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:20,483 OH, AGAIN? YEAH, YEAH. 1315 01:13:24,748 --> 01:13:28,205 GRIFFIN, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.WHAT, HONEY? 1316 01:13:28,229 --> 01:13:32,688 UM, OKAY, THIS IS HARD FOR ME TO SAY BECAUSE I'’M AFRAID OF WHAT THE ANSWER MIGHT BE, 1317 01:13:32,712 --> 01:13:37,563 BUT I JUST CAN'’T LIVE MY LIFE FEELING THE WAY I'’M FEELING AND NOT SAYING IT. 1318 01:13:37,587 --> 01:13:41,175 OKAY.ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR? 1319 01:13:41,199 --> 01:13:43,830 WHAT? AM I HAVING AN AFFAIR? 1320 01:13:43,854 --> 01:13:46,310 WHAT... WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING? 1321 01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:49,270 HOW CAN I NOT ASK YOU? YOU'’RE NOT AVAILABLE EMOTIONALLY ANYMORE. 1322 01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:53,187 YOU COME HOME LATE SOME NIGHTS AND YOU IMMEDIATELY TAKE A SHOWER. 1323 01:13:53,211 --> 01:13:56,625 WE BARELY MAKE LOVE. YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT HAVING KIDS. 1324 01:13:56,649 --> 01:14:00,194 YOU CAME HOME THAT ONE NIGHT, YOU SMELLED LIKE PERFUME. 1325 01:14:00,218 --> 01:14:04,440 SOMETIMES I HEAR YOU HAVING LATE-NIGHT PHONE CONVERSATIONS WHISPERING. 1326 01:14:05,919 --> 01:14:08,985 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1327 01:14:09,009 --> 01:14:13,033 I CAN UNDERSTAND FROM WHERE YOU'’RE SITTING THAT IT WOULD SEEM LIKE THAT. 1328 01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:16,210 BUT I HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE FOR EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAID. 1329 01:14:16,234 --> 01:14:19,039 NUMBER ONE: LANCE IS WORKING MY ASS OFF AT WORK. 1330 01:14:19,063 --> 01:14:21,258 SO WHEN I COME HOME, I'’M JUST TIRED. 1331 01:14:21,282 --> 01:14:24,610 AND WHEN I COME HOME LATE, I COME DIRECTLY FROM THE GYM AND I SHOWER HERE... 1332 01:14:24,634 --> 01:14:27,743 BECAUSE YOU KNOW I DON'’T LIKE TO SHOWER IN FRONT OF OTHER MEN. 1333 01:14:27,767 --> 01:14:31,268 AS FAR AS THE PERFUME GOES, I DON'’T KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE TALKING ABOUT. 1334 01:14:31,292 --> 01:14:34,794 I TOLD YOU IT WAS MY COLOGNE. IF YOU DON'’T WANT ME TO WEAR IT, I'’LL GET RID OF IT. 1335 01:14:34,818 --> 01:14:38,624 I'’LL NEVER WEAR IT AGAIN. AND AS FAR AS THE PHONE CALL GOES, 1336 01:14:38,648 --> 01:14:42,758 I WAS PROBABLY TALKING TO A FRIEND OF MINE... PROBABLY HARRY ABOUT HIS GODDAMN SEX LIFE, 1337 01:14:42,782 --> 01:14:45,369 AND I DIDN'’T WANNA WAKE YOU UP. 1338 01:14:45,393 --> 01:14:50,287 WHY AFTER SIX YEARS OF MARRIAGE ARE YOU SUDDENLY SO CONCERNED ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS? 1339 01:14:50,311 --> 01:14:53,987 BECAUSE I READ THAT ARTICLE. I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE ARTICLE I READ... 1340 01:14:54,011 --> 01:14:56,642 IN THE MAGAZINE... THE MEN'’S MAGAZINE. 1341 01:14:56,666 --> 01:14:59,949 THE AVERAGE SIZE OF THE PENIS IS, YOU KNOW... 1342 01:14:59,973 --> 01:15:03,736 ARE YOU FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE? THAT'’S WHAT I'’M WONDERING.STOP WITH THAT QUESTION! 1343 01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:07,740 YOU'’RE FEELING IS IT BIG ENOUGH? '’CAUSE YOU NEVER WORRIED ABOUT THAT WITH ME. 1344 01:15:07,764 --> 01:15:11,265 I'’M WORRIED ABOUT IT WITH YOU.YOU DON'’T SEEM WORRIED. 1345 01:15:11,289 --> 01:15:14,616 WELL, I AM WORRIED! IF YOU WERE WORRIED, THEN YOU'’D COME HOME RIGHT AFTER WORK, 1346 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:18,054 I'’M GOING TO THE GYM.NOT THREE HOURS LATER AND LEAVE ME SITTING ALONE. 1347 01:15:18,078 --> 01:15:20,709 - I'’M DOING PENIS EXERCISES. I'’M JOKING. - THAT'’S REALLY FUNNY. 1348 01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:23,582 SO YOU THINK EVERYTHING SEEMS NORMAL? 1349 01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:28,238 I'’M NOT SAYING EVERYTHING SEEMS NORMAL. IT SEEMS LIKE IT IS WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU. 1350 01:15:28,262 --> 01:15:30,980 WHICH IS MOSTLY I'’M TIRED. 1351 01:15:31,004 --> 01:15:33,983 I WON'’T GO TO THE GYM ANYMORE. I JUST WON'’T. 1352 01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:38,292 FORGET IT. I'’LL JUST COME RIGHT HOME. 1353 01:15:38,316 --> 01:15:42,339 THAT'’S AN INDULGENCE THAT I GIVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. 1354 01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:45,429 IF YOU DON'’T WANT ME TO DO IT, I WON'’T DO IT. IT'’S FINE. FORGET ABOUT IT. 1355 01:15:45,453 --> 01:15:49,259 I'’LL WAKE UP AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING AND EXERCISE.SO ARE YOU HAPPY? 1356 01:15:49,283 --> 01:15:51,479 AM I HAPPY? I'’M EXHAUSTED. 1357 01:15:51,503 --> 01:15:55,135 I'’M EXHAUSTED, BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I'’M HAPPY. 1358 01:15:55,159 --> 01:15:59,269 YOU'’RE REALLY HAPPY? I'’M NOT SAYING I'’M REALLY HAPPY. 1359 01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:02,795 BUT I'’M SAYING THAT I'’M TIRED, YOU KNOW. 1360 01:16:02,819 --> 01:16:05,058 I'’M TIRED TOO. 1361 01:16:05,082 --> 01:16:08,540 IS IT LOVE OR SEX THAT MAKES US SO CONFUSED IN OUR RELATIONSHIPS? 1362 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:11,630 WELL, I THINK THAT IT'’S SEX BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, 1363 01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:14,067 LOVE IS EITHER THERE OR IT'’S NOT. 1364 01:16:14,091 --> 01:16:17,244 AND I THINK SEX CAN BE TRICKY SOMETIMES. 1365 01:16:17,268 --> 01:16:21,944 IS IT LOVE OR SEX THAT FUCKS US UP? BOTH. 1366 01:16:21,968 --> 01:16:24,468 MAYBE IT'’S THE LOVE OF SEX THAT FUCKS US UP. 1367 01:16:24,492 --> 01:16:26,906 - I DON'’T KNOW. - I DON'’T KNOW. I'’M NOT SCREWED UP. 1368 01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:30,997 I THINK PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM MIXING UP THE TWO TOGETHER AND MISTAKING ONE FOR THE OTHER. 1369 01:16:31,021 --> 01:16:33,782 - I DON'’T HAVE THAT PROBLEM. - I DON'’T KNOW, YOU KNOW. 1370 01:16:33,806 --> 01:16:35,591 I'’M CATHOLIC, SO PROBABLY SEX. 1371 01:16:37,941 --> 01:16:40,833 HEY, YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'’ HERE? HI. 1372 01:16:40,857 --> 01:16:43,313 HOW YOU DOIN'’? EH. HOW ARE YOU? 1373 01:16:43,337 --> 01:16:45,446 I'’M GOOD, GOOD. 1374 01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:48,188 WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE ?I HEARD IT WAS GOOD. 1375 01:16:48,212 --> 01:16:50,910 IT'’S GREAT. HE'’S A TERRIFIC WRITER. 1376 01:16:54,435 --> 01:16:57,806 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? YOU SEEM KIND OF A LITTLE DOWN. 1377 01:16:57,830 --> 01:17:00,853 NO. NO, I JUST HAVE A LOT ON MY MIND. 1378 01:17:00,877 --> 01:17:03,943 CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION? YEAH, SURE. 1379 01:17:03,967 --> 01:17:06,902 YOU'’VE HAD A LONG-TERM GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT? YEAH. 1380 01:17:06,926 --> 01:17:09,339 DID YOU EVER CHEAT ON HER? 1381 01:17:09,363 --> 01:17:13,039 UM, NO. NOT REALLY. 1382 01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:16,912 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT REALLY"? EITHER YOU DID OR YOU DIDN'’T, RIGHT? 1383 01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:20,679 WELL, DEFINE... DEFINE "CHEATING." 1384 01:17:22,376 --> 01:17:24,659 HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 1385 01:17:24,683 --> 01:17:28,576 YOU MEAN SEX, LIKE IN PENETRATION? 1386 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:33,474 SO YOU MAY HAVE KISSED SOMEBODY, BUT YOU DIDN'’T ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH THEM, OR INTERCOURSE? 1387 01:17:35,128 --> 01:17:38,281 UH, NO, WE DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE, UM, INTERCOURSE. 1388 01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:40,980 BUT WE DID KISS, SO... 1389 01:17:41,004 --> 01:17:44,723 WELL, IN MY BOOK, THAT IS CHEATING. 1390 01:17:44,747 --> 01:17:49,336 LOOK, IN MY BOOK TOO. I'’M SORRY IT EVER HAPPENED, BUT... 1391 01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:53,601 WHY DID YOU DO IT? WERE YOU NOT ATTRACTED TO HER ANYMORE? 1392 01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:57,997 NO. I DON'’T THINK PEOPLE CHEAT BECAUSE THEY'’RE NOT ATTRACTED TO SOMEBODY ANYMORE. 1393 01:17:58,021 --> 01:18:01,827 YOU CHEAT BECAUSE YOU'’RE NOT IN LOVE ANYMORE. THAT'’S WHY YOU CHEAT. 1394 01:18:01,851 --> 01:18:04,699 I THINK MY HUSBAND IS HAVING AN AFFAIR. 1395 01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:07,397 JESUS. 1396 01:18:07,421 --> 01:18:09,530 WHY DO YOU THINK THAT? 1397 01:18:09,554 --> 01:18:13,926 LITTLE THINGS.LITTLE THINGS LIKE WHAT? 1398 01:18:13,950 --> 01:18:18,844 COMING HOME LATE. A SUSPICIOUS WEEKEND MEETING OUT OF TOWN. 1399 01:18:18,868 --> 01:18:22,456 LATE-NIGHT PHONE CALLS WHERE I HEAR HIM WHISPERING. 1400 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:26,963 ONE TIME HE CAME HOME, HE SMELLED LIKE PERFUME. HE SAID IT WAS HIS NEW COLOGNE. 1401 01:18:29,052 --> 01:18:32,292 AND WHAT, YOU ONLY THINK HE'’S HAVING AN AFFAIR? 1402 01:18:32,316 --> 01:18:36,035 I CONFRONTED HIM, AND HE DENIED IT. BUT HE CAN BE VERY CONVINCING. 1403 01:18:36,059 --> 01:18:38,994 - SO ARE YOU EVEN HAPPY WITH THIS GUY? - NO. 1404 01:18:39,018 --> 01:18:41,127 THEN WHY STAY WITH HIM? 1405 01:18:41,151 --> 01:18:44,913 EVEN IF HE WASN'’T CHEATING ON YOU, WHY STAY IN AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE? 1406 01:18:44,937 --> 01:18:49,526 UM, I GUESS, YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS GOT A DIVORCE WHEN I WAS A KID. 1407 01:18:49,550 --> 01:18:53,487 AND I NEVER FORGAVE THEM FOR NOT TRYING HARDER TO STAY TOGETHER. 1408 01:18:53,511 --> 01:18:56,272 I JUST DIDN'’T WANNA BE LIKE THEM. I DIDN'’T WANNA BE THAT KIND OF PERSON. 1409 01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:58,710 I THINK YOU GOTTA GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK. 1410 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:02,061 IT'’S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR HUSBAND'’S A SCUMBAG. 1411 01:19:02,085 --> 01:19:05,934 I'’M SORRY TO SAY THAT, BUT IF HE'’S CHEATING ON YOU, HE IS. 1412 01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:09,242 I'’M SURE THERE'’S THOUSANDS OF GUYS WHO WOULD BE DYING TO GO OUT WITH YOU. 1413 01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:12,071 IF YOU DIVORCE THIS PRICK, YOU CALL ME THAT DAY. 1414 01:19:12,095 --> 01:19:14,551 I'’LL JUMP ON A PLANE NO MATTER WHERE I AM IN THE COUNTRY. 1415 01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:17,250 I'’LL FLY BACK HERE. I'’LL TAKE YOU OUT THAT NIGHT. 1416 01:19:17,274 --> 01:19:20,949 SO YOU THINK I SHOULD GO FROM AN UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND TO A GUY WHO THINKS... 1417 01:19:20,973 --> 01:19:24,213 THAT KISSING A GIRL OTHER THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND IS NOTCONSIDERED CHEATING? 1418 01:19:24,237 --> 01:19:28,696 IT'’S NOT LIKE I'’M SITTING HERE DEFENDING THOSE ACTIONS. I KNOW THAT WAS A SCUMBAG THING TO DO. 1419 01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:30,829 WOULD YOU DO IT AGAIN ? I KNOW I WOULDN'’T. 1420 01:19:30,853 --> 01:19:34,658 '’CAUSE I FELT LOUSY WHEN IT HAPPENED. I WAS JUST BEING HONEST WITH YOU. 1421 01:19:34,682 --> 01:19:39,968 WELL, YOU KNOW, IN MY BOOK, EVEN TALKING LIKE THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE. 1422 01:19:39,992 --> 01:19:42,405 SO, I SHOULD GET GOING. 1423 01:19:42,429 --> 01:19:45,974 ALL RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND.THANK YOU FOR LISTENING, THOUGH. 1424 01:19:45,998 --> 01:19:50,718 I'’LL SEE YOU, YOU KNOW, NEXT TIME WE GET AN APARTMENT TO LOOK AT. 1425 01:19:50,742 --> 01:19:52,851 BYE. 1426 01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:55,418 SOMETIMES I THINK I'’M REALLY A PRISS. 1427 01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:58,595 MY FRIENDS, THEY DON'’T THINK CHEATING IS SUCH A BIG DEAL. 1428 01:19:58,619 --> 01:20:01,816 MAYBE I'’M TOO UPTIGHT IN MY VIEWS. BUT THEN, 1429 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:06,429 I THINK THESE PEOPLE WOULD NOT BE THAT DECEITFUL TO ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS. 1430 01:20:06,453 --> 01:20:08,257 PEOPLE CHEAT '’CAUSE THEY'’RE AFRAID. 1431 01:20:08,281 --> 01:20:11,826 THE WORLD IS RUN BY FEAR, MY FRIEND. FEAR. 1432 01:20:11,850 --> 01:20:15,264 EVERYBODY OUT HERE, THEY'’RE AFRAID. THAT GUY'’S AFRAID. YOU'’RE AFRAID. 1433 01:20:15,288 --> 01:20:18,790 I'’M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT MY DAD TOLD ME... 1434 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:24,186 AFTER I GOT DIVORCED FROM MY FIRST WIFE, WHO WAS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. 1435 01:20:24,210 --> 01:20:27,799 HE SAID, "SHOW ME A GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN, AND I'’LL SHOW YOU A GUY WHO'’S TIRED OF FUCKING HER." 1436 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:31,454 MEN AND WOMEN ARE VERY DIFFERENT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX. 1437 01:20:31,478 --> 01:20:37,330 UH, MEN SEEM TO THINK THAT IT'’S AN IMPOSSIBILITY TO BE WITH ONE PERSON. 1438 01:20:37,354 --> 01:20:39,636 PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY'’RE PIGS. 1439 01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:44,032 SO THIS IS A MARRIED GIRL YOU'’RE TALKING ABOUT? YEAH, YEAH. 1440 01:20:44,056 --> 01:20:47,819 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN FOOL AROUND WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I DON'’T KNOW. 1441 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,822 '’CAUSE I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT IT.OH, YOU GOT A GOOD FEELING. 1442 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:54,390 OH, BOY, OH, BOY. I GET A GOOD FEELING ABOUT ALMOST EVERY GIRL I SEE. 1443 01:20:54,414 --> 01:20:57,132 IT'’S DIFFERENT. THERE'’S SOMETHING KIND OF SAD ABOUT HER. 1444 01:20:57,156 --> 01:21:00,832 - IT'’S LIKE THIS WOUNDED BIRD YOU WANNA TAKE CARE OF. - REALLY, IS THAT RIGHT? 1445 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:04,879 WELL, EXCUSE ME, BUT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO BE TAKING CARE OF ANYBODY? 1446 01:21:04,903 --> 01:21:07,795 IF I'’M NOT MISTAKEN, YOU'’RE THE GUY THAT'’S STILL LIVING IN MY APARTMENT... 1447 01:21:07,819 --> 01:21:10,537 AND YOU'’RE IN NO POSITION TO TAKE CARE OF SOMEBODY. 1448 01:21:10,561 --> 01:21:15,629 TOMMY, YOU'’RE NOT A SAVIOR, OKAY? AND I'’M SURE THIS CHICK DON'’T NEED OR WANT YOUR SAVING. 1449 01:21:15,653 --> 01:21:18,588 BUT IT'’S LIKE... LOOK, I MEAN, IT'’S NOT LIKE I WAS HITTING ON HER. 1450 01:21:18,612 --> 01:21:22,070 I DON'’T KNOW. I WAS TALKING TO HER. IT FELT GOOD. SO, WHAT, I JUST... 1451 01:21:22,094 --> 01:21:26,161 I WANT YOU TO TRUST ME ON SOMETHING. I'’M GONNA SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE HERE. 1452 01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:30,296 I AM AS BIG A DOG AS THERE IS, OKAY? 1453 01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,821 BUT IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA TO FOOL AROUND WITH MARRIED WOMEN. 1454 01:21:33,845 --> 01:21:35,910 IT'’S BAD KARMA, KID. 1455 01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:39,348 WHAT ABOUT THAT GIRL, UH, MARIA? 1456 01:21:39,372 --> 01:21:41,655 MARIA, THE SCHOOLTEACHER? YEAH. 1457 01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:46,094 I TOOK HER ON A COUPLE OF DATES. SHE NEVER CALLED ME BACK. TOTALLY GAVE ME THE BRUSH. 1458 01:21:46,118 --> 01:21:51,970 TOMMY, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU, OKAY? I WANNA SPEAK TO YOU LIKE A SON. 1459 01:21:51,994 --> 01:21:55,887 CHICKS DON'’T BRUSH GUYS OFF. 1460 01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:59,523 GUYS BRUSH CHICKS OFF, OKAY? THAT'’S JUST THE WAY IT IS. 1461 01:22:13,885 --> 01:22:16,646 WOW. HI.HOW YOU BEEN? 1462 01:22:16,670 --> 01:22:19,911 HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU KNOW, I'’VE BEEN BETTER. 1463 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:23,871 AND I CALLED YOU A COUPLE OF TIMES. I NEVER HEARD BACK FROM YOU. 1464 01:22:23,895 --> 01:22:26,569 I'’VE BEEN MEANING TO CALL YOU BACK.YEAH? 1465 01:22:26,593 --> 01:22:29,248 WHAT, YOU JUST NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT? 1466 01:22:31,424 --> 01:22:34,882 UM... DON'’T... SERIOUSLY, DON'’T SWEAT IT AT ALL. IT'’S COOL. 1467 01:22:34,906 --> 01:22:37,232 NO, BUT I REALLY... I REALLY... 1468 01:22:37,256 --> 01:22:39,931 I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE. I'’M SORRY. 1469 01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:42,324 REALLY, IT'’S... YOU KNOW. IT'’S COOL. 1470 01:22:42,348 --> 01:22:45,937 I GET IT, YOU KNOW. I'’LL, UH... 1471 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:48,180 I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND. 1472 01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:57,557 LOOK, DID I... DID I SCREW IT UP SOMEHOW? 1473 01:22:57,581 --> 01:23:01,169 I THOUGHT WE HAD A GOOD TIME THAT NIGHT. AND THEN IN THE MORNING... 1474 01:23:01,193 --> 01:23:04,781 YOU'’RE LIKE RUSHING OFF SAYING YOU HAD TO GO TO THE ZOO OR SOMETHING. 1475 01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:07,393 WHAT HAPPENED? 1476 01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:10,831 NOTHING. I JUST... DID WE NOT HAVE A GOOD TIME? 1477 01:23:10,855 --> 01:23:15,009 NO, I HAD A GREAT TIME. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT. 1478 01:23:15,033 --> 01:23:18,839 I GOT A LITTLE FREAKED OUT. I'’D REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU CALLED ME AGAIN. 1479 01:23:18,863 --> 01:23:21,407 ARE YOU SURE? I MEAN... YEAH. 1480 01:23:21,431 --> 01:23:23,278 IT'’S NOT JUST '’CAUSE YOU RAN INTO ME? 1481 01:23:23,302 --> 01:23:26,455 I WON'’T GET THE MACHINE? NO. 1482 01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:28,980 UNLESS I'’M NOT HOME. 1483 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:30,962 CAN'’T PROMISE I'’LL BE HOME. 1484 01:23:32,398 --> 01:23:34,966 LOOK, REALLY, I JUST... I'’M... 1485 01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:39,207 ALL RIGHT. 1486 01:23:39,231 --> 01:23:41,993 I'’LL CALL THEN. I'’LL CALL YOU NEXT WEEK. 1487 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:46,823 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU BETTER... I WILL. 1488 01:23:46,847 --> 01:23:48,936 DON'’T PLAY WITH ME, YOU KNOW.I WON'’T. 1489 01:23:59,338 --> 01:24:02,013 SO? 1490 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:06,998 I DON'’T KNOW. I THINK MAYBE I SHOULD GET A SECOND OPINION. 1491 01:24:08,956 --> 01:24:12,371 WELL, MARIA, I'’VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME MORE GOOD NEWS. 1492 01:24:12,395 --> 01:24:17,071 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR FIRST? GUESS I'’LL PICK THE GOOD NEWS. 1493 01:24:17,095 --> 01:24:21,032 YOUR AIDS TEST IS NEGATIVE. THAT IS GOOD NEWS. 1494 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:23,232 AND THE OTHER GOOD NEWS? YOU'’RE PREGNANT. 1495 01:24:55,699 --> 01:24:58,460 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE, GRIFFIN? 1496 01:24:58,484 --> 01:25:02,029 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, 1497 01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:04,075 AND I'’M WILLING TO LEAVE ANNIE IF THAT'’S WHAT IT TAKES. 1498 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:07,426 I DON'’T WANT TO BREAK UP YOUR MARRIAGE, OKAY? 1499 01:25:07,450 --> 01:25:10,168 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THAT'’S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED. 1500 01:25:10,192 --> 01:25:12,561 YOU THOUGHT THAT I WANTED THAT? 1501 01:25:12,585 --> 01:25:16,130 I NEVER FUCKING WANTED THAT! I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU. 1502 01:25:16,154 --> 01:25:19,655 ONLY REASON YOU'’RE OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT AND YOU'’RE HERE TELLING ME THIS NOW... 1503 01:25:19,679 --> 01:25:22,093 IS BECAUSE YOU CAN'’T HAVE ME.NO, THAT'’S NOT TRUE. 1504 01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:25,183 YEAH, IT IS.I AM HERE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU... BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 1505 01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:27,296 COME HERE.GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME. 1506 01:25:28,862 --> 01:25:31,691 WILL YOU AT LEAST THINK ABOUT IT? 1507 01:25:33,606 --> 01:25:35,913 WILL YOU AT LEAST THINK ABOUT IT? 1508 01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:49,163 IT'’S MARIA. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AND I'’LL CALL YOU BACK. 1509 01:25:49,187 --> 01:25:52,906 HEY, MARIA, HOW YOU DOING? IT'’S TOMMY. I KNOW I CALLED YOU A COUPLE OF TIMES ALREADY. 1510 01:25:52,930 --> 01:25:57,171 FIGURED I'’D TRY ONE MORE TIME. I THOUGHT AT THE VIDEO STORE YOU WANTED TO GET TOGETHER, 1511 01:25:57,195 --> 01:26:00,131 BUT, UH, MAYBE I WAS MISTAKEN. 1512 01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,394 SO, LOOK, ALL RIGHT. UM, I'’LL BE GOOD... 1513 01:26:02,418 --> 01:26:05,092 AND I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND... WHENEVER. 1514 01:26:05,116 --> 01:26:07,553 ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY. 1515 01:26:08,902 --> 01:26:11,340 YOU'’RE SO SWEET. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1516 01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:17,148 EXCUSE ME. ARE THESE YOURS? 1517 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:21,152 THOSE? YEAH, THESE DISGUSTING THINGS WITH THE SPOTS ON IT. 1518 01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:24,222 WHO ARE... ARE YOU THE PROUD OWNER OF THESE? 1519 01:26:25,963 --> 01:26:28,855 YES AND NO. THEY... 1520 01:26:28,879 --> 01:26:31,553 THEY WERE GRIFFIN'’S.I'’M GONNA VOMIT. 1521 01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:33,512 ARE YOU KIDDING? NO, I'’M NOT KIDDING. 1522 01:26:33,536 --> 01:26:36,297 I THINK IF THIS RELATIONSHIP HAS ANY CHANCE OF SURVIVING, 1523 01:26:36,321 --> 01:26:38,758 WE SHOULD CONSIDER BURNING THESE IMMEDIATELY. 1524 01:26:41,152 --> 01:26:43,783 WHAT'’S WRONG? NOTHING. 1525 01:26:43,807 --> 01:26:46,525 LISTEN, SWEETIE, IF THERE'’S SOMETHING WRONG, YOU SHOULD TALK TO ME. 1526 01:26:46,549 --> 01:26:50,814 NOTHING'’S WRONG. I ALREADY TOLD YOU. DON'’T WORRY ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT? COME ON. 1527 01:26:57,386 --> 01:26:59,494 YOU DON'’T THINK I CAN TELL? I TOLD YOU, IT'’S NOTHING. 1528 01:26:59,518 --> 01:27:03,498 IT'’S NOT NOTHING. JUST TALK TO ME, OKAY? WE TALKED FINE BEFORE. 1529 01:27:03,522 --> 01:27:05,848 CAN WE HAVE SILENCE FOR A LITTLE WHILE? 1530 01:27:05,872 --> 01:27:09,330 WE'’VE HAD SILENCE FOR THE PAST FUCKIN'’ TEN MINUTES! WHY DO WE HAVE TO TALK? 1531 01:27:09,354 --> 01:27:11,332 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT'’S WRONG WITH ME! 1532 01:27:11,356 --> 01:27:15,858 WHY ARE YOU CRYING? CALM DOWN FIRST OF ALL.I DON'’T WANNA CALM DOWN. 1533 01:27:15,882 --> 01:27:18,818 JUST TALK TO ME. COME ON. I CAN UNDERSTAND. 1534 01:27:18,842 --> 01:27:21,516 BENNY, I JUST NEED A LITTLE BIT OF SPACE RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 1535 01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:24,215 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SPACE"? 1536 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:27,870 IT'’S ALL OF THIS. IT'’S JUST TOO MUCH TOO QUICKLY, AND I DON'’T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT. 1537 01:27:27,894 --> 01:27:30,569 YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? IS THAT IT? 1538 01:27:30,593 --> 01:27:36,314 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? ONE SECOND YOU LIKE ME AND THE NEXT SECOND YOU DON'’T. 1539 01:27:36,338 --> 01:27:40,143 I'’M SORRY, BENNY.YOU CAN'’T PLAY GAMES WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS. 1540 01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:43,973 WHAT IS IT? IT'’S THIS DENTIST. YOU WANNA GO BACK TO HIM. YOU'’RE FUCKING... 1541 01:27:43,997 --> 01:27:47,107 HE'’S YOUR MAN, RIGHT? I'’M SORRY I STEPPED IN BETWEEN. 1542 01:27:47,131 --> 01:27:50,066 YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT A LONG TIME AGO. 1543 01:27:50,090 --> 01:27:53,592 GIVE ME THE BAG, PLEASE.YOU'’RE BEING SO STUPID. YOU'’RE BEING SO STUPID. 1544 01:27:53,616 --> 01:27:57,160 BENNY, PLEASE GIVE ME THE BAG.DON'’T YOU SEE HOW GREAT THIS IS? HERE. TAKE THE BAG. 1545 01:27:57,184 --> 01:28:00,120 DON'’T YOU SEE HOW GREAT THIS IS? WHERE YOU RUNNING? YES! 1546 01:28:00,144 --> 01:28:03,166 DON'’T RUN AWAY FROM ME. ASHLEY. 1547 01:28:03,190 --> 01:28:05,908 SWEETIE. 1548 01:28:05,932 --> 01:28:09,260 YOU DON'’T WANNA TALK TO ME NOW? YOU'’RE GONNA RUN HOME? 1549 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:12,025 BENNY, PLEASE GO HOME, OKAY? I'’M GOING HOME. 1550 01:28:16,856 --> 01:28:20,923 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT I'’M DOING WRONG. I'’M A NICE JEWISH KID FROM BROOKLYN. 1551 01:28:20,947 --> 01:28:25,276 THESE KIND OF THINGS SHOULDN'’T BE HAPPENING TO ME. IT SHOULDN'’T BE THIS HARD FOR ME. 1552 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:28,322 BUT, UH, THAT'’S LIFE. 1553 01:28:28,346 --> 01:28:31,499 ONE SECOND WE'’RE HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME. WE'’RE FALLING IN LOVE. 1554 01:28:31,523 --> 01:28:34,937 THEN THE NEXT SECOND, OUT OF THE BLUE, SHE DROPS THIS SHIT ON ME. 1555 01:28:34,961 --> 01:28:38,898 I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT WOMEN, STAY HOME AND PLAY WITH MYSELF. 1556 01:28:38,922 --> 01:28:40,900 YOU TOLD HER YOU LOVED HER? YEAH. SO? 1557 01:28:40,924 --> 01:28:43,555 SO? SO, WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING RETARD? 1558 01:28:43,579 --> 01:28:46,035 JESUS, THAT'’S WHY SHE DUMPED YOUR SORRY ASS. 1559 01:28:46,059 --> 01:28:51,040 SHE WAS JUST LOOKING TO FUCK AND YOU GOTTA THROW THE "LOVE" AT HER. SCREW THE WHOLE THING UP. 1560 01:28:51,064 --> 01:28:52,955 I'’M NOT A RETARD, ALL RIGHT? WHATEVER. 1561 01:28:52,979 --> 01:28:55,218 AND I DO LOVE HER, MAN. I LOVE HER, MAN. 1562 01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:58,463 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN YOU GONNA START THINKING ROCK STAR AND ACTING ROCK STAR? 1563 01:29:39,243 --> 01:29:41,352 HOLD ON.WHAT? 1564 01:29:41,376 --> 01:29:45,181 LET'’S JUST TAKE IT SLOW, OKAY? I WANT YOU. 1565 01:29:45,205 --> 01:29:47,619 DON'’T YOU WANNA TALK? LET'’S TALK. 1566 01:29:47,643 --> 01:29:51,318 NO. YEAH, I MEAN... BUT I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR FOR LUNCH, SO... 1567 01:29:51,342 --> 01:29:53,799 BUT WE CAN TALK... 1568 01:29:53,823 --> 01:29:57,411 WHAT? YOU DON'’T LOVE ME, GRIFF. 1569 01:29:57,435 --> 01:30:00,501 YES, I DO.NO, YOU DON'’T. 1570 01:30:00,525 --> 01:30:04,113 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?YOU DON'’T LOVE ANYBODY. 1571 01:30:04,137 --> 01:30:06,812 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I DON'’T? YOU USE PEOPLE. 1572 01:30:06,836 --> 01:30:09,031 YOU USED ME. YOU USED YOUR WIFE. 1573 01:30:09,055 --> 01:30:11,773 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I "USE PEOPLE"? YOU USE EVERYBODY. 1574 01:30:11,797 --> 01:30:15,298 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'’S THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS. PEOPLE USE EACH OTHER, OKAY? 1575 01:30:15,322 --> 01:30:18,084 THEY TAKE FROM EACH OTHER WHAT THEY NEED TO MAKE THEM HAPPY. 1576 01:30:18,108 --> 01:30:21,696 YOU USE ME TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. I USE YOU TO MAKE ME HAPPY. 1577 01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:24,830 SOMETIMES YOU'’VE GOTTA GIVE BACK A LITTLE BIT. 1578 01:30:24,854 --> 01:30:27,049 I DON'’T GIVE BACK AT ALL? I'’M NOT SAYING... 1579 01:30:27,073 --> 01:30:30,488 I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVE YOU. I TOLD YOU THAT I'’D LEAVE MY WIFE FOR YOU. 1580 01:30:30,512 --> 01:30:34,535 I SENT YOU FLOWERS LAST WEEK. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I REMEMBER. 1581 01:30:34,559 --> 01:30:37,059 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? COME HERE.I GOTTA GO. 1582 01:30:37,083 --> 01:30:40,062 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THIS IS THE SAME OLD SHIT AND I'’M SICK OF IT. 1583 01:30:40,086 --> 01:30:42,848 YOU'’RE SICK OF WHAT? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU SICK OF? 1584 01:30:42,872 --> 01:30:46,242 WHY IS IT THE SAME OLD SHIT? I TOLD YOU THINGS WERE GONNA CHANGE. 1585 01:30:46,266 --> 01:30:50,116 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IS THIS ABOUT WHAT'’S HIS NAME, YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND? 1586 01:30:50,140 --> 01:30:53,728 HIS NAME IS BEN.OKAY, BEN. WELL, IS THIS... FUCK BEN! 1587 01:30:53,752 --> 01:30:57,471 FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOU TOO! 1588 01:30:57,495 --> 01:30:59,889 WAIT A MINUTE. COME HERE. 1589 01:31:05,024 --> 01:31:06,983 UNBELIEVABLE. 1590 01:31:10,856 --> 01:31:15,054 HILARY AND I HAVE SOMETHING WE'’D LIKE TO SAY TO BOTH OF YOU. 1591 01:31:15,078 --> 01:31:18,405 FIRSTLY, WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY WE'’VE BEHAVED THE PAST MONTHS. 1592 01:31:18,429 --> 01:31:22,714 YEAH. YOU BOTH KNOW OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN A MESS, 1593 01:31:22,738 --> 01:31:25,064 AND THAT WE'’VE EACH SCREWED UP PRETTY BADLY. 1594 01:31:25,088 --> 01:31:28,676 AND... I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT I'’M TALKING ABOUT. 1595 01:31:28,700 --> 01:31:33,159 BUT WE'’VE DECIDED TO, YOU KNOW, GO TO THERAPY AND SAVE OUR MARRIAGE. 1596 01:31:33,183 --> 01:31:36,075 AND EVERYTHING'’S BETTER, MUCH BETTER NOW. 1597 01:31:36,099 --> 01:31:38,120 WE'’RE WORKING ON MY VOID. 1598 01:31:38,144 --> 01:31:41,907 YEAH, YEAH. HARRY'’S GONNA SELL THE PROPERTY UPSTATE... 1599 01:31:41,931 --> 01:31:45,127 AND THE LOGS AND THE POWER TOOLS. 1600 01:31:45,151 --> 01:31:50,089 AND HILARY'’S GETTING A NEW GYNECOLOGIST... ONE SHE PROMISES NOT TO FORNICATE WITH. 1601 01:31:50,113 --> 01:31:54,639 AND THAT'’S ABOUT IT. HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 1602 01:31:56,162 --> 01:31:58,924 OH, YOU KNOW, WE'’RE DOING GOOD. 1603 01:31:58,948 --> 01:32:01,994 RIGHT? I MEAN... 1604 01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:16,202 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? ABOUT WHAT? 1605 01:32:16,226 --> 01:32:20,162 ABOUT DOING WHAT HARRY AND HILARY DID... GOING TO A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR? 1606 01:32:20,186 --> 01:32:24,123 YOU THINK I'’M A FUCKING MORON? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME? 1607 01:32:24,147 --> 01:32:27,909 WAIT. HONEY, WAIT. LOOK, I LOVE YOU... 1608 01:32:27,933 --> 01:32:31,347 NO, YOU DON'’T LOVE ME, BECAUSE LOVE MEANS RESPECTING SOMEONE AND CARING ABOUT THEM! 1609 01:32:31,371 --> 01:32:34,612 IT DOESN'’T MEAN SNEAKING AROUND AND FUCKING SOME SLUT! WAIT A MINUTE... 1610 01:32:34,636 --> 01:32:38,398 SHUT UP, OKAY? I WANT SOMEONE WHO'’S GONNA LOVE ME AND WHEN I LOOK IN THEIR EYES... 1611 01:32:38,422 --> 01:32:41,270 I CAN SEE THEY THINK I'’M GREAT AND WHO'’LL MAKE ME FEEL BEAUTIFUL... 1612 01:32:41,294 --> 01:32:44,535 AND WHO WILL WANNA HOLD ME WHEN THEY GET HOME FROM WORK THE WAY YOU USED TO. 1613 01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:48,451 BUT NOT NOW WHEN YOU THINK THAT I'’M A NUISANCE IF I WANT TO MAKE LOVE OR EVEN TALK. 1614 01:32:48,475 --> 01:32:52,151 I'’M FUCKING TIRED OF IT. I KNOW YOU'’RE HAVING AN AFFAIR OR AFFAIRS OR WHATEVER! 1615 01:32:52,175 --> 01:32:55,700 BUT IT'’S OVER AND I WANT A DIVORCE. 1616 01:32:57,180 --> 01:32:58,747 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT. 1617 01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:09,148 AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, NO, I WOULD NOT DESCRIBE IT AS BIG. 1618 01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:15,435 I DIDN'’T EVEN KNOW I WAS GONNA DO IT, BUT I WENT WITH IT. 1619 01:33:15,459 --> 01:33:19,482 I JUST SAID WHAT THE HELL, AND I SAID IT AND I'’VE NEVER FELT SO GOOD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 1620 01:33:19,506 --> 01:33:22,921 I DIDN'’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA DO, BUT I JUST FELT RELIEF, 1621 01:33:22,945 --> 01:33:27,621 LIKE THIS HUGE WEIGHT WAS LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS... I FELT SO GOOD. 1622 01:33:27,645 --> 01:33:32,278 YOU'’RE LOOKING FOR TOMMY? SURE, COME ON IN. YEAH. 1623 01:33:32,302 --> 01:33:35,629 IS HE HERE? WELL, YOU SEE, 1624 01:33:35,653 --> 01:33:38,371 TOMMY DID LIVE HERE, BUT HE DOESN'’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE. 1625 01:33:38,395 --> 01:33:41,809 HE MOVED OUT ABOUT A WEEK AGO. YOU MUST BE MARIA. 1626 01:33:41,833 --> 01:33:46,205 YEAH. YEAH. YOU, UM... YOU MUST BE... 1627 01:33:46,229 --> 01:33:50,252 THE MAN WHO TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. 1628 01:33:50,276 --> 01:33:54,909 UM, I KIND OF HAVE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO TELL HIM. DO YOU HAVE HIS NEW ADDRESS? 1629 01:33:54,933 --> 01:33:57,216 YEAH, SURE, I DO HAVE HIS NEW ADDRESS. 1630 01:33:57,240 --> 01:34:01,046 BUT, UH, CAN I OFFER YOU A DRINK? 1631 01:34:01,070 --> 01:34:03,526 NO, THANK YOU. I REALLY... I... 1632 01:34:03,550 --> 01:34:06,268 DOES HE LIVE AROUND HERE? 1633 01:34:06,292 --> 01:34:10,403 YOU HUNGRY OR WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME MONTOVANI OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 1634 01:34:10,427 --> 01:34:13,362 NO, THANK YOU. THE ADDRESS WOULD BE FINE. 1635 01:34:13,386 --> 01:34:17,018 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. I'’LL GIVE YOU HIS ADDRESS. 1636 01:34:17,042 --> 01:34:21,675 BUT, UH, IF IT DOESN'’T WORK OUT WITH THE KID, 1637 01:34:21,699 --> 01:34:24,243 WELL, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. 1638 01:34:24,267 --> 01:34:28,682 YOU JUST HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: 1639 01:34:28,706 --> 01:34:32,599 DO YOU WANT TO SIT UP ON THE PORCH WITH THE PUP... 1640 01:34:32,623 --> 01:34:35,408 OR DO YOU WANNA RUN IN THE YARD WITH THE BIG DOG? 1641 01:34:39,021 --> 01:34:41,913 THE ADDRESS, PLEASE. THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 1642 01:34:41,937 --> 01:34:43,915 YOU GOT IT. 1643 01:34:43,939 --> 01:34:47,222 CARPO.YOU GOT IT. 1644 01:34:47,246 --> 01:34:49,248 CARPO. 1645 01:35:12,097 --> 01:35:15,231 HI.WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1646 01:35:16,406 --> 01:35:19,690 UM, I GOT YOUR ADDRESS FROM CARPO. 1647 01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,301 I WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1648 01:35:22,325 --> 01:35:25,696 REGARDING WHAT? 1649 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,678 US, I GUESS. 1650 01:35:29,854 --> 01:35:32,354 LOOK, I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU. 1651 01:35:32,378 --> 01:35:37,316 I MEAN, I CAN'’T SAY THAT I'’M REALLY SO INTERESTED ANYMORE. 1652 01:35:37,340 --> 01:35:39,361 YOU KNOW. I MEAN, IT'’S JUST... 1653 01:35:39,385 --> 01:35:42,495 AFTER I SAW YOU AT THE VIDEO STORE AND YOU ASKED ME TO CALL YOU, 1654 01:35:42,519 --> 01:35:47,152 I CALLED YOU A BUNCH OF TIMES AND I NEVER HEARD BACK FROM YOU... AGAIN. 1655 01:35:47,176 --> 01:35:50,546 YEAH, I WANTED TO... 1656 01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:52,485 I DON'’T KNOW, APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. 1657 01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:57,752 I'’M SORRY FOR NOT CALLING YOU BACK.LOOK, I'’M SORRY TOO. 1658 01:35:59,492 --> 01:36:03,298 SO, WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU NEEDED TO TALK TO ME? 1659 01:36:03,322 --> 01:36:05,779 I-I... WOW. 1660 01:36:05,803 --> 01:36:09,391 I JUST... I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I'’M LEAVING. 1661 01:36:09,415 --> 01:36:13,569 UM, I GOT THIS OUT-OF-TOWN JOB TEACHING. 1662 01:36:13,593 --> 01:36:15,876 IT'’S GREAT. 1663 01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:19,619 SO, I'’M-I'’M-I'’M LEAVING. I'’M MOVING. 1664 01:36:19,643 --> 01:36:22,317 THAT'’S IT. 1665 01:36:22,341 --> 01:36:24,493 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1666 01:36:24,517 --> 01:36:26,757 I GUESS, GOOD LUCK. 1667 01:36:26,781 --> 01:36:28,695 YEAH. 1668 01:36:30,306 --> 01:36:33,111 THANK YOU.I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND. 1669 01:36:33,135 --> 01:36:36,355 YEAH.OR... MAYBE NOT, RIGHT? 1670 01:36:38,140 --> 01:36:40,011 OKAY.GOOD LUCK. 1671 01:36:46,888 --> 01:36:48,866 OH. 1672 01:36:48,890 --> 01:36:51,066 TOMMY, UM, 1673 01:36:52,850 --> 01:36:57,396 I JUST REALIZED I DON'’T EVEN KNOW YOUR LAST NAME, SO... 1674 01:36:57,420 --> 01:37:00,703 IT'’S REILLY. WHAT ABOUT YOU? REILLY. 1675 01:37:00,727 --> 01:37:02,817 UM, TEDESCO. 1676 01:37:04,906 --> 01:37:08,450 WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT OUT OF THE WAY A LITTLE EARLIER, HUH? 1677 01:37:08,474 --> 01:37:10,801 YEAH. 1678 01:37:10,825 --> 01:37:13,175 GOOD LUCK. YEAH, YOU TOO. 1679 01:37:18,180 --> 01:37:20,051 TAKE CARE. 1680 01:37:22,488 --> 01:37:25,467 SO WHY DIDN'’T YOU TELL TOMMY YOU WERE PREGNANT WITH HIS BABY? 1681 01:37:25,491 --> 01:37:28,470 I SHOWED UP AT HIS DOOR. I WAS GONNA RING THE BUZZER... 1682 01:37:28,494 --> 01:37:32,953 AND GO UP THERE AND, YOU KNOW, TELL HIM. 1683 01:37:32,977 --> 01:37:35,869 THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN'’T KNOW HIS LAST NAME. 1684 01:37:35,893 --> 01:37:37,566 I DIDN'’T KNOW WHAT BUZZER TO PRESS. 1685 01:37:37,590 --> 01:37:40,482 REALITY IS THAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND. 1686 01:37:40,506 --> 01:37:43,398 IT WENT A LITTLE AWRY. I GOT PREGNANT. BUT THAT DOESN'’T MEAN THAT... 1687 01:37:43,422 --> 01:37:45,531 WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER. 1688 01:37:45,555 --> 01:37:49,230 I GOTTA ADMIT, IT WAS WEIRD WHEN SHE SHOWED UP AT MY APARTMENT TO TELL ME... 1689 01:37:49,254 --> 01:37:51,319 SHE WAS MOVING OUT OF TOWN. 1690 01:37:51,343 --> 01:37:53,669 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT. 1691 01:37:53,693 --> 01:37:55,671 WHAT'’S WITH YOU? - WHAT'’S WITH YOU? 1692 01:37:55,695 --> 01:37:58,873 I'’M TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOUR SOUR PUSS. 1693 01:38:00,613 --> 01:38:04,550 WHAT'’S MY HOROSCOPE SAY FOR TODAY? 1694 01:38:04,574 --> 01:38:08,597 "TODAY WOULD BE A GOOD DAY TO GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND ADMIT YOU'’RE A COWARD... 1695 01:38:08,621 --> 01:38:12,582 AND MAKE UP WITH THE SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO WILL MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY." 1696 01:38:13,931 --> 01:38:17,804 DOES IT REALLY SAY THAT? DOES IT MATTER? 1697 01:38:32,210 --> 01:38:34,928 HI.WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1698 01:38:34,952 --> 01:38:38,149 DO YOU HATE ME? NO. NO, JUST THE OPPOSITE. 1699 01:38:38,173 --> 01:38:41,500 DO YOU HATE ME? NO, I DON'’T HATE YOU. 1700 01:38:41,524 --> 01:38:43,937 DO YOU... DO YOU LOVE ME? YES. 1701 01:38:43,961 --> 01:38:46,940 '’CAUSE EVERY NIGHT I'’M CRYING. I CAN'’T EAT.I'’M SORRY. 1702 01:38:46,964 --> 01:38:49,488 NO.YOU GOTTA EAT. 1703 01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:57,298 I LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT? 1704 01:38:57,322 --> 01:39:01,041 YOU KNOW, YOU PAID FOR AN HOUR. 1705 01:39:01,065 --> 01:39:04,958 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT ME TO DO? 1706 01:39:04,982 --> 01:39:07,961 YEAH. WOULD YOU MIND DOING THE DISHES? 1707 01:39:07,985 --> 01:39:11,051 FUCK YOU.NO, WAIT. I'’M ONLY KIDDING. COME HERE. 1708 01:39:11,075 --> 01:39:13,097 I'’M ONLY KIDDING. 1709 01:39:13,121 --> 01:39:16,951 YOU WANNA STAY AND TALK FOR A LITTLE BIT OR... 1710 01:39:19,475 --> 01:39:21,956 NO. IT'’S OKAY. 1711 01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:31,550 JUST CALL HIM UP AND ASK HIM OUT. 1712 01:39:31,574 --> 01:39:34,379 MAYBE I SHOULD JUST WAIT UNTIL I SHOW HIM AN APARTMENT. 1713 01:39:34,403 --> 01:39:36,598 WHY WOULD YOU WAIT ? WHAT'’S HIS NUMBER? 1714 01:39:36,622 --> 01:39:39,950 I'’M NOT GONNA CALL HIM NOW.OH, YES, YOU ARE. WHAT'’S HIS NUMBER? 1715 01:39:39,974 --> 01:39:42,126 YOU ARE NOT GONNA CALL HIM. 1716 01:39:42,150 --> 01:39:46,304 GIVE ME THE NUMBER. 1717 01:39:46,328 --> 01:39:49,853 IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO CALL HIM, I'’LL CALL HIM.DO IT. 1718 01:39:59,558 --> 01:40:04,148 THOMAS REILLY. 1719 01:40:04,172 --> 01:40:05,932 HI, IT'’S ANNIE.ANNIE, UM... 1720 01:40:05,956 --> 01:40:09,457 ANNIE WHO? ANNIE MATTHEWS FROM THE REAL ESTATE OFFICE. 1721 01:40:09,481 --> 01:40:12,895 OH, YEAH. HEY, HOW YOU DOING? GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 1722 01:40:12,919 --> 01:40:15,942 I'’M GOOD. LOOK, I MEANT TO CALL YOU LAST WEEK. 1723 01:40:15,966 --> 01:40:18,640 BECAUSE I FOUND AN APARTMENT THROUGH A BUDDY OF MINE. 1724 01:40:18,664 --> 01:40:21,450 SO I'’M NOT GONNA NEED TO LOOK AT ANYMORE SPACES. 1725 01:40:22,712 --> 01:40:24,888 OH, OKAY. 1726 01:40:29,849 --> 01:40:32,002 WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, WHAT'’S UP? 1727 01:40:32,026 --> 01:40:35,029 WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING... 1728 01:40:37,248 --> 01:40:40,793 I HAVE THIS REALLY GREAT APARTMENT THAT I REALLY WANTED TO SHOW YOU. 1729 01:40:40,817 --> 01:40:45,474 BUT IF YOU ALREADY FOUND A PLACE, THAT'’S OKAY. I'’LL TALK TO YOU SOON. 1730 01:40:46,910 --> 01:40:49,758 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 1731 01:40:49,782 --> 01:40:52,544 I JUST DIDN'’T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT IT. 1732 01:40:52,568 --> 01:40:56,287 YOU'’RE SUCH A WIMP. I'’M GONNA CALL HIM. 1733 01:40:56,311 --> 01:40:59,507 NO, DON'’T CALL HIM! I'’LL CALL HIM LATER, I PROMISE. 1734 01:40:59,531 --> 01:41:02,858 THOMAS REILLY. 1735 01:41:02,882 --> 01:41:07,167 IT'’S ANNIE AGAIN. THE REAL REASON I WAS CALLING IS, UM, 1736 01:41:07,191 --> 01:41:12,259 I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WOULD, LIKE, GO TO DINNER WITH ME ON SATURDAY NIGHT? 1737 01:41:12,283 --> 01:41:15,610 WHAT, UH... WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR HUSBAND? 1738 01:41:15,634 --> 01:41:17,656 ARE YOU STILL WITH HIM? NO. 1739 01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:21,007 HE WAS AN ASSHOLE. AND HE HAS A SMALL DICK. 1740 01:41:21,031 --> 01:41:24,097 UM... 1741 01:41:24,121 --> 01:41:26,926 ALL RIGHT. WELL, IN THAT CASE, YEAH. 1742 01:41:26,950 --> 01:41:29,755 I'’D LOVE TO GO OUT TO DINNER.OKAY, GREAT. 1743 01:41:29,779 --> 01:41:33,759 I'’LL CALL YOU FRIDAY. GOTTA GO. CALL HIM FRIDAY. THE DATE'’S ON SATURDAY. 1744 01:41:33,783 --> 01:41:35,350 YEAH! 1745 01:41:43,445 --> 01:41:47,120 AFTER YOU GET DIVORCED, IT'’S LIKE YOU NEVER THINK... 1746 01:41:47,144 --> 01:41:49,601 YOU'’LL FALL IN LOVE AGAIN. 1747 01:41:49,625 --> 01:41:51,907 YOU NEVER THINK YOU'’LL FIND THIS KIND OF LOVE. 1748 01:41:51,931 --> 01:41:55,998 NOW, I LOOK BACK ON MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GRIFFIN, 1749 01:41:56,022 --> 01:41:59,176 AND NOW I REALIZE THAT DEFINITELY THAT I WAS IN A BAD PLACE AT THE TIME. 1750 01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:01,308 VERY BAD.VERY BAD. 1751 01:42:01,332 --> 01:42:03,615 BUT IF I DIDN'’T GO THROUGH THAT, I MIGHT NOT BE READY FOR THIS. 1752 01:42:03,639 --> 01:42:08,185 THERE ARE NO WRONG CHOICES. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THE FAITH TO MAKE A CHOICE, 1753 01:42:08,209 --> 01:42:12,232 THEN IT'’S GOTTA BE RIGHT, YOU KNOW, NO MATTER WHERE IT LEADS YOU. 1754 01:42:12,256 --> 01:42:15,061 I CHOSE WISELY, I THINK.I THINK SO TOO. 1755 01:42:15,085 --> 01:42:17,933 IS THAT ALL YOU NEED? IS THAT GOOD? IS THAT OKAY? 1756 01:42:17,957 --> 01:42:20,849 WELL, AFTER I GOT OVER THE INITIAL SHOCK, 1757 01:42:20,873 --> 01:42:23,722 I KNEW I WANTED THIS BABY. 1758 01:42:23,746 --> 01:42:27,465 EVERYONE WAS TELLING ME I SHOULDN'’T DO IT, BUT I'’M TIRED OF LISTENING TO EVERYONE ELSE. 1759 01:42:27,489 --> 01:42:30,946 I DID THE MARRIAGE THING. I'’M NOT GONNA WAIT AROUND FOR SOMEONE. 1760 01:42:30,970 --> 01:42:33,166 I ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE. 1761 01:42:33,190 --> 01:42:35,647 SO, IT WASN'’T MUCH OF A DECISION. 1762 01:42:35,671 --> 01:42:38,650 WHAT? WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANNA KNOW? 1763 01:42:38,674 --> 01:42:41,783 HUH? IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANNA KNOW? 1764 01:42:41,807 --> 01:42:46,614 WHAT I DON'’T LIKE ABOUT LOVE OR SEX AGAIN ? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA KNOW? FORGET IT. 1765 01:42:46,638 --> 01:42:49,182 I NEVER THOUGHT I'’D BE THE KIND OF PERSON TO GET DIVORCED. 1766 01:42:49,206 --> 01:42:53,099 I GREW UP WITH THESE IDEAS OF LOVE EVERLASTING, BUT I GUESS THESE THINGS HAPPEN. 1767 01:42:53,123 --> 01:42:56,711 AND I JUST FEEL... I FEEL EXCITED ABOUT... 1768 01:42:56,735 --> 01:42:59,714 GETTING ON WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE. 1769 01:42:59,738 --> 01:43:03,718 I FEEL HOPEFUL. I FEEL RELIEVED... VERY RELIEVED. 1770 01:43:03,742 --> 01:43:08,114 I WAS REALLY SICK OF HIM, REALLY. NO, I'’M JUST... 1771 01:43:08,138 --> 01:43:10,116 I DON'’T KNOW. 1772 01:43:10,140 --> 01:43:13,467 I DON'’T THINK ANYBODY HAS ANY OF THE ANSWERS TO ANY OF THIS. 1773 01:43:13,491 --> 01:43:15,730 I MEAN, SEX AND LOVE, IT'’S ALL SO COMPLEX. 1774 01:43:15,754 --> 01:43:19,430 IF WE HAD ANSWERS, ALL OF US WOULD BE IN THESE GREAT, SOLID, HAPPY RELATIONSHIPS. 1775 01:43:19,454 --> 01:43:21,780 BUT SO FEW OF US ARE. 1776 01:43:21,804 --> 01:43:25,784 WE'’RE ALL SEARCHIN'’ FOR THAT THING AND WE HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE FINDIN'’ IT, 1777 01:43:25,808 --> 01:43:28,985 BUT, WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THAT'’S PART OF THE FUN OF THE WHOLE THING. 1778 01:43:36,862 --> 01:43:40,538 ♪ I NEED YOUR UNDERSTANDING I NEED YOUR LOVE ♪ 1779 01:43:40,562 --> 01:43:42,433 ♪ SO MUCH ♪ 1780 01:43:44,479 --> 01:43:47,762 ♪ YOU TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME SO YOU TELL ME THAT YOU CARE ♪ 1781 01:43:47,786 --> 01:43:50,330 ♪ BUT WHEN I NEED YOU ♪ ♪ BABY ♪ 1782 01:43:50,354 --> 01:43:52,289 ♪ BABY ♪ ♪ YOU'’RE NEVER THERE ♪ 1783 01:43:52,313 --> 01:43:55,901 ♪ ON THE PHONE LONG, LONG DISTANCE ♪ 1784 01:43:55,925 --> 01:44:00,122 ♪ ALWAYS THROUGH SUCH STRONG RESISTANCE ♪ 1785 01:44:00,146 --> 01:44:03,561 ♪ FIRST YOU SAY YOU'’RE TOO BUSY ♪ 1786 01:44:03,585 --> 01:44:07,565 ♪ I WONDER IF YOU EVEN MISS ME ♪ 1787 01:44:07,589 --> 01:44:10,785 ♪ NEVER THERE ♪ 1788 01:44:10,809 --> 01:44:14,702 ♪ YOU'’RE NEVER THERE ♪ 1789 01:44:14,726 --> 01:44:18,774 ♪ YOU'’RE NEVER, EVER EVER, EVER THERE ♪ 1790 01:44:20,602 --> 01:44:22,473 ♪ HEY ♪ 1791 01:44:37,967 --> 01:44:41,860 ♪ A GOLDEN BIRD THAT FLIES AWAY A CANDLESTICK O'’ FLAME ♪ ♪ HEY ♪ 1792 01:44:41,884 --> 01:44:45,733 ♪ TO THINK I HELD YOU YESTERDAY YOUR LOVE WAS JUST A GAME ♪ 1793 01:44:45,757 --> 01:44:49,476 ♪ A GOLDEN BIRD THAT FLIES AWAY A CANDLESTICK O'’ FLAME ♪ ♪ HEY ♪ 1794 01:44:49,500 --> 01:44:53,132 ♪ TO THINK I HELD YOU YESTERDAY YOUR LOVE WAS JUST A GAME ♪ ♪ HEY ♪ 1795 01:44:53,156 --> 01:44:56,527 ♪ YOU TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME SO YOU TELL ME THAT YOU CARE ♪ 1796 01:44:56,551 --> 01:44:58,833 ♪ BUT WHEN I NEED YOU ♪ ♪ BABY ♪ 1797 01:44:58,857 --> 01:45:00,835 ♪ BABY ♪ 1798 01:45:00,859 --> 01:45:04,883 ♪ TAKE THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW ME ♪ 1799 01:45:04,907 --> 01:45:08,626 ♪ IF YOU WANT ME WHY CAN'’T YOU JUST SHOW ME ♪ 1800 01:45:08,650 --> 01:45:12,847 ♪ WE'’RE ALWAYS ON THIS ROLLER COASTER ♪ 1801 01:45:12,871 --> 01:45:16,155 ♪ IF YOU WANT ME WHY CAN'’T YOU GET CLOSER ♪ 1802 01:45:16,179 --> 01:45:19,419 ♪ NEVER THERE ♪ 1803 01:45:19,443 --> 01:45:23,293 ♪ YOU'’RE NEVER THERE ♪ 1804 01:45:23,317 --> 01:45:27,669 ♪ YOU'’RE NEVER, EVER EVER, EVER THERE ♪ 1805 01:45:28,974 --> 01:45:31,083 ♪ HEY ♪ 1806 01:45:31,107 --> 01:45:33,239 ♪ OOOH, HEY ♪ 1807 01:45:34,893 --> 01:45:36,871 ♪ YEAH ♪ 1808 01:45:36,895 --> 01:45:38,854 ♪ HO ♪♪ 1809 01:45:59,962 --> 01:46:03,376 ♪ SOMEDAY ♪ 1810 01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:07,989 ♪ I'’LL LOOK INTO HER GREEN EYES ♪ 1811 01:46:08,013 --> 01:46:12,646 ♪ AND KNOW THAT SHE'’LL COME WITH ME ♪ 1812 01:46:12,670 --> 01:46:14,890 ♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 1813 01:46:18,023 --> 01:46:21,960 ♪ TOO MANY ♪ 1814 01:46:21,984 --> 01:46:26,530 ♪ THINGS I DO NOT CARE FOR ♪ 1815 01:46:26,554 --> 01:46:30,925 ♪ BUT THE ONE THING THAT I ADORE ♪ 1816 01:46:30,949 --> 01:46:33,909 ♪ IS A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 1817 01:46:36,390 --> 01:46:40,935 ♪ I'’LL ALWAYS TRY ♪ 1818 01:46:40,959 --> 01:46:45,375 ♪ TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYE ♪ 1819 01:46:45,399 --> 01:46:47,575 ♪ IT'’S OKAY ♪ 1820 01:46:49,228 --> 01:46:51,927 ♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 1821 01:46:54,495 --> 01:46:58,605 ♪ TOMORROW ♪ 1822 01:46:58,629 --> 01:47:02,957 ♪ I THINK I'’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ♪ 1823 01:47:02,981 --> 01:47:07,397 ♪ THE THING THAT I HAVEN'’T SAID ♪ 1824 01:47:07,421 --> 01:47:09,814 ♪ TO A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 1825 01:47:12,991 --> 01:47:16,841 ♪ AND EVEN IF ♪ 1826 01:47:16,865 --> 01:47:21,106 ♪ I DON'’T KNOW WHAT THE DAY WILL BRING ♪ 1827 01:47:21,130 --> 01:47:25,719 ♪ STILL I CAN TELL MOST ANYTHING ♪ 1828 01:47:25,743 --> 01:47:29,051 ♪ TO A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 1829 01:47:30,182 --> 01:47:33,055 ♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 1830 01:47:35,013 --> 01:47:43,013 ♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪♪ 1831 01:47:43,176 --> 01:47:46,176 Subtitles Diego Moraes(oakislandtk) www.opensubtitles.org