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[classical music playing]

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<i>[man on TV] Can't you see?
You don't belong here!</i>

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<i>Destiny has bigger plans for you.
Oh, yes.</i>

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<i>- [woman on TV] But this is my home.
- [rooster crows]</i>

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<i>It's the only home I've ever known!</i>

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<i>- [voices]
- [man] You were made for the skies.</i>

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<i>Why do you think
they named you Amelia Earhart?</i>

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<i>It's because your heart...
belongs in the air.</i>

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[reciting Amelia's lines]
It's true, that is my name.

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- Ah! Boots, leave your sister alone!
- She started it!

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Well, stop it right now
or I'll pop the both of you.

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<i>So, put on those flygirl goggles,
get in your biplane and fly to the sun.</i>

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[reciting] But a woman's never flown
to the sun before.

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<i>Come on! What other gal's
got the get-up-and-go</i>

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<i>to tame those savage sun beasts
and become their queen?</i>

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How many times
have you watched this tape?

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When you get me a second tape,
I'll watch something else.

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What am I, made of tapes?

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<i>[man] That's the spirit!</i>

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[reciting] I suppose the most effective
way to do it is to do it!

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[phone buzzing, meowing]

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[sighs] Hello?

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How the hell do they expect me to learn
five pages of dialogue in one day?

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- What am I, Young Sheldon?
- BoJack...

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No show should have that much talking.
TV is a visual medium.

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<i>- Anyway, where the hell are you?
- Eden, North Carolina.</i>

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Ugh, North Carolina?
That's the second worst of the Carolinas.

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- You know I'm from here, right?
- Yeah, and you got out.

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You know what "from" means?

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You don't have to be there anymore.
That's why they call it "from."

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<i>Okay, I'm about to be
from this conversation.</i>

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Wait, wait. I'm sorry.
Can we just talk about Mr. Peanutbutter?

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Why did you cast him on this show?
Everybody loves him.

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I'm the guy everybody's supposed to love.
I'm Philbert.

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- Ugh!
- So then I got a food truck for the crew

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with a big sign that said,
"From your favorite star,"

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but everybody thought
it was from Mr. Peanutbutter.

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They didn't even read the sign.

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BoJack, I'm gonna be back tomorrow.

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Do you think you can handle your shit
until then?

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Oh, yeah, that sounds like me.
What are you doing there anyway?

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Just... taking care of some family stuff.

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[theme music]

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<b>5x05 -The Amelia Earhart Story</b>

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Thanks for coming, all this way.

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- We could've just talked on the phone.
- I wanted to meet you in person.

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That's the Princess Carolyn difference.

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Ooh! I've never met a person who had
a difference named after them before.

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Well, this is important.
We're here to talk about your baby.

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I know what you're thinking;
another dumb teenager,

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so liquored up, she forgot to make sure
her boyfriend wrapped his tweedle.

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Well, that's all true,
but I'm not some backwoods hick.

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- Oh!
- I'm 18, I got my whole life ahead of me,

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and it's not like my boyfriend's begging
me to marry him.

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Boyfriends rarely do.

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- His name's Strib, short for Dennis.
- Uh, sure.

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He's not exactly the romantic type,

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but he's got those eyes
you just can't say no to, you know?

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I hope you and Strib have
many happy child-free years, together.

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I'm willing to do whatever I can
to help contribute to the child-free part.

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- Hmm.
- [phone buzzing, meowing]

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Oh, sorry. It's work.

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Everyone I work with is such a baby.

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And I love babies!
[laughs]

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Hello, baby.

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Hey, listen, I know Flip
just wants me to be "the woman",

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and keep my mouth shut,
but this show makes no sense.

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In the rooftop motorcycle scene,
Fritz and Philbert keep saying,

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<i>"This is so dangerous."
"Yeah, man. We're really dangerous."</i>

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But then they just get off
the motorcycles.

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Why aren't they skidding
towards the side of the building,

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and then they roll off just as their bikes
go careening over the edge?

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Okay, sure, pitch it to Flip.

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Everything I pitch, he shoots down.

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That's just because it's coming
from someone who isn't him.

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If you want him to like your idea,

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just convince him
he thought of it, himself.

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You really think he'll do it
because I say it's his idea?

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That's a great idea, Diane.

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Oh, thanks! I'm gonna do it.

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- So sorry.
- No problem.

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Um, just so you know, I have met with
some other candidates, mostly couples.

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Oh.

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I couldn't believe I found someone
who grew up in Eden.

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- When's the last time you were here?
- Oh, not since my mother died.

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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It was a long time ago.

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- She's still dead, though.
- That is true.

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[sipping]

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- Sorry we had to meet at Phuzzy's.
- I love Phuzzy's.

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I bet you got fancy restaurants
in LA, huh?

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Probably a California Pizza Kitchen
on every corner.

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Or do y'all call it "Pizza Kitchen,"
since you're in California?

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No, we call it "California Pizza Kitchen,"
or "CPK."

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CPK? What kind of city person's too busy
to say "California Pizza Kitchen"?

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You gotta catch a bus or something?
Stay a while and say the whole name.

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Yeah, yeah, well, I'm not like that.

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I live in Los Angeles now,
but you know what they say,

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you can take the girl

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out of the Greensboro-High Point
metropolitan area, but you can't take

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the Greensboro-High Point
metropolitan area out of the girl.

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I wish my boyfriend would've taken
his penis out of the girl.

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- Meaning, I wish he would've pulled out.
- Yeah, no, I got it.

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Thank you.

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Ooh, have I missed this!

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I'm gonna eat the shit
out of these hush puppies,

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and then tomorrow,
I'm getting a real sausage biscuit,

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meaning a sausage patty,

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not that bullshit link situation
they call "sausage" in LA.

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[both laughing]

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Oh, my goodness, I gotta pee.
I'll be right back.

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- [grunts, sighs]
- [phone buzzing, meowing]

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- Hello?
- Princess Carolyn!

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I just wanted to tell you what a ball
I'm having on this crazy cop show.

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Glad to hear it.

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And my favorite star paid
for a food truck.

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I don't know why Peter Scolari is buying
me a falafel plate,

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but, hey, I'm not complaining.

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- Did you have a question?
- Yeah.

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So, I know my ex-wife is
in the writers' room.

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I don't want to make things weird for her
or anybody else, so...

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do I have to do all the dialogue,
as scripted,

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or can I have a little fun with it?

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<i>- Um...
- Normally, I wouldn't even ask,</i>

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<i>but because of the whole ex-wife
of it all,</i>

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I figured I should just double-check
that it's definitely okay

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if I change every single word.

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Knowing Flip,
I would just stick to the script.

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So, don't flip the script?

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<i>- Exactly. Don't flip Flip's script.
- That's a double-flip.</i>

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So, you're saying I should flip it?

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I'm saying the exact opposite.

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- So, flip it. Flip it good.
- Okay, I gotta go.

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You're very funny and talented.
Goodbye. Sorry. Show folk.

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Well, this was a pleasure.
Thanks for coming all this way.

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I do hope to make a decision soon.

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- Oh, you have to leave already?
- Yeah, I gotta go set up my booth.

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- Your booth?
- At the flea market.

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I sell clothes I bought cheap
and then bedazzled.

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I'm not saying I'm the Danville Target
or nothing,

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but it's good enough for fleas.

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Okay, call me if you have
any other questions.

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I always answer my phone,
day or night.

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Thanks.

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[bell jingles]

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- [water dripping]
- [grunting, sighs]

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Your mom's drunk again, isn't she?

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My mom, well, obviously she was planning
on cleaning the floors,

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but I asked her if I could do it.

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I wanna learn all the tricks of the trade,
so one day,

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I can be as good a housekeeper
as she is.

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Why do you still live here?

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Why don't you go live with your dad
down in Raleigh?

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All my sisters and brothers are gone.

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If I leave, my mom's got nobody.

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Besides, if I go,
who's going to keep you out of trouble?

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Did you know I'm on the football team?

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[chuckles] I do know it.
Are you ever gonna play?

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Probably not, smart-ass.

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Not unless the first-string
quarterback gets hurt.

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Why aren't you
the first-string quarterback?

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You're not even
first-string housekeeper!

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Well, how about I first-string punch you
in the nose?

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Oh! Okay, easy, easy.

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Look, I think if I just keep my head down
and be patient,

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Coach will eventually realize
I should be QB one, you know?

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That's a terrible approach.

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<i>You need to go after what you want.</i>

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You gotta fly into that sun,
like Amelia Earhart did.

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- What?
- You know, like in the movie.

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I never knew anybody who liked old movies
as much as you do.

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You're 18.
You never knew anybody, period.

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Okay, okay.

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But what if I'm not as good a quarterback
as I think I am?

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Doesn't matter.
You don't need to be good enough.

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You just need to convince your coach
you're good enough.

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Damn! You know what?

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- I'll talk to him tomorrow.
- Don't leave until you get that yes.

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- [bell jingling]
- Oh!

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[panting]

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- Sadie, wait!
- Oh. Um, hey.

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Listen, I really want to spend more time
getting to know each other.

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This baby, your baby,
means everything to me.

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I think the more time we spend together,

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- you'll realize I'm...
- [phone meowing]

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- Do you need to take that?
- No, it's fine. The perfect candidate.

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I thought you always answered your phone,
day or night.

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Right. Hello?

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I just got off the phone with Flip.

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He's really excited about
this new motorcycle stunt he came up with.

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- He wants to do it tomorrow, but...
- That's Flip, full of ideas. Gotta go.

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Well, the show is already way over budget
and my boss is starting to ask questions.

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Now, normally, I love questions
because they're good for pondering,

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<i>but I guess in the corporate world,</i>

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<i>when people ask questions,
they expect someone to answer them.</i>

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And, apparently,
"Yeah, wow, it really makes you think,"

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is not the kind of answer
they're looking for.

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Goodbye, Todd.

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<i>- Wait, one more thing.
- What?</i>

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Do you think Lake Erie ever gets jealous
of Lake Superior?

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Or is it, like, proud to be the eerie one?

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We've been through this, Todd.
Lakes don't have emotions.

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What about Ricki Lake?

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As I was saying, I'd love to spend
more time together, if you're up for it.

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You mentioned the flea market.
I'd love to check it out.

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- Yeah, come by anytime tomorrow.
- I thought it was today.

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No, no. I just have to prep for it today.

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But if you can stay another day,
that would be awesome.

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But only if you can. I know you're busy.

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I don't want me, or my baby,
to get in the way of your career.

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Sadie, I'll be there.

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[Sadie grunting]

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- [engine starts]
- Toodle-oos! [laughs]

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- [gasps] Ah! Oh!
- [phone dialing]

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Stuart, I need you to change my flight.
No, just do it through the website.

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Yeah, no, go to the website
and put in my confirmation number.

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Hold on, let me see if I can find it.

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It's 5-2-1-8.

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Change it to a Wednesday flight.

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No. Oh, okay, click "yes."
Click "yes."

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Okay, put in my credit card info.

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- I'll text you a picture.
- [camera shutter clicks]

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- [phone whooshes]
- Okay, did you get it?

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Check your work email.

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00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:30,557
Okay, click "accept."
Now forward me the confirmation.

226
00:10:30,765 --> 00:10:33,476
Thank you, Stuart.
I don't know what I'd do without you.

227
00:10:33,685 --> 00:10:35,385
[deep breath, sighs]

228
00:10:36,771 --> 00:10:38,940
[Cooper humming] Ow!

229
00:10:39,024 --> 00:10:40,649
- Hey.
- Hey, yourself.

230
00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:43,069
Well, you've been up to something.

231
00:10:43,153 --> 00:10:47,449
I'm up to something, all right.
It's called first-string quarterback!

232
00:10:47,532 --> 00:10:49,242
- [cheering]
- Really?

233
00:10:49,326 --> 00:10:52,954
- I didn't leave until I got the yes.
- Oh, congratulations! Ah!

234
00:10:53,038 --> 00:10:54,538
- Oh!
- Oops. [chuckles]

235
00:10:54,539 --> 00:10:57,375
- Sorry. I got a little carried away there.
- That's okay.

236
00:10:57,459 --> 00:10:58,667
- [kisses] Oh!
- [gasps]

237
00:10:58,668 --> 00:11:00,085
- Sorry. Sorry.
- That's okay.

238
00:11:00,086 --> 00:11:01,796
[both laugh]

239
00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:04,049
[both moaning]

240
00:11:12,599 --> 00:11:16,061
<i>[man on TV] By Jove, she's doing it!
She's flying to the sun!</i>

241
00:11:16,144 --> 00:11:17,844
<i>That's where she's going.</i>

242
00:11:17,854 --> 00:11:21,983
<i>Now we don't need to be sad
when we think about her, later.</i>

243
00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:25,070
- [mom snoring, TV playing]
- [switching off TV]

244
00:11:25,195 --> 00:11:28,323
- I'd be careful if I were you.
- What do you mean?

245
00:11:28,406 --> 00:11:30,700
Think I don't know what's going on?

246
00:11:30,784 --> 00:11:32,744
- Mom.
- Let me tell you something.

247
00:11:32,827 --> 00:11:35,038
Life is a big ol' roulette wheel.

248
00:11:35,121 --> 00:11:37,791
Everyone's got a number.
Some are winners, some aren't.

249
00:11:37,874 --> 00:11:40,418
It all depends
where the little white ball lands.

250
00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:43,964
The problem is when people
with losing numbers think they're winners.

251
00:11:44,047 --> 00:11:45,882
I don't know what you're talking about.

252
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,551
- Then what the hell are these?
- College brochures. I...

253
00:11:48,635 --> 00:11:52,097
You think you're going
to some fancy college in California,

254
00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:55,225
all the way on the other side
of the country from your mother?

255
00:11:55,308 --> 00:11:57,560
- You're gonna abandon me?
- Mom, it's not about you.

256
00:11:57,644 --> 00:12:01,439
UCLA?
No, you will not see LA.

257
00:12:01,523 --> 00:12:04,734
Even if you get into one of these places,
how're you gonna pay for it?

258
00:12:04,818 --> 00:12:07,070
I'll get a job or a paid internship.

259
00:12:07,153 --> 00:12:11,074
Well, la-di-da, I did not realize
I was in the presence of someone,

260
00:12:11,157 --> 00:12:15,453
- who was gonna get a paid internship.
- Mom, you need to go to bed.

261
00:12:15,537 --> 00:12:18,581
See, that's the difference
between you and me, Princess Carolyn.

262
00:12:18,665 --> 00:12:21,584
I know where I belong.
This is my bed.

263
00:12:22,252 --> 00:12:23,919
No, it's not.
Where's my bed?

264
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,840
- [phone buzzing, meowing]
- [mom, distorted] I know where I belong.

265
00:12:27,716 --> 00:12:29,592
<i>- Hello?
- I thought you were gonna be here today.</i>

266
00:12:29,676 --> 00:12:31,176
<i>- Where are you?
- Something came up.</i>

267
00:12:31,177 --> 00:12:33,888
Okay, well, listen, Mr. Peanutbutter's
doing all his own stunts,

268
00:12:33,972 --> 00:12:36,558
and every time he does
a dumb little somersault,

269
00:12:36,641 --> 00:12:38,977
everybody goes nuts
like he's goddamn Kerri Strug.

270
00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:41,229
Kerri Strug?
You gotta update your references.

271
00:12:41,312 --> 00:12:43,356
When the world sees
the likes of Kerri Strug, again,

272
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,982
I will adjust accordingly.

273
00:12:44,983 --> 00:12:47,152
<i>Anyway, I said I wanted to do
my own stunts, too,</i>

274
00:12:47,235 --> 00:12:49,779
but little did I know
that Flip was writing a new scene,

275
00:12:49,863 --> 00:12:52,615
where a motorcycle falls off
a five-story building.

276
00:12:52,699 --> 00:12:54,116
Just say you don't want to do it.

277
00:12:54,117 --> 00:12:56,995
<i>I cannot do that
because I already fired my stunt double,</i>

278
00:12:57,078 --> 00:12:59,330
so I also need you to call him
and get him back,

279
00:12:59,414 --> 00:13:02,167
and that might be tricky,
'cause I was really brutal about it.

280
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,085
- Why?
- Because people were watching.

281
00:13:04,169 --> 00:13:07,255
Now I need you to intervene
and forbid me from doing my own stunts,

282
00:13:07,338 --> 00:13:09,758
even though I want to,
because I actually don't want to,

283
00:13:09,841 --> 00:13:12,969
because that would require me to be
in good shape, which we know I'm not,

284
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,055
and also not a coward,
which we both know I am.

285
00:13:15,138 --> 00:13:16,638
<i>- BoJack...
- Also, if you could say</i>

286
00:13:16,639 --> 00:13:19,100
<i>it's because I'm too important a star
to take the risk on,</i>

287
00:13:19,184 --> 00:13:20,977
but Mr. Peanutbutter can keep doing
his stunts

288
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,938
because he is less important;
that would be real cool, thanks.

289
00:13:24,022 --> 00:13:25,272
Fine, I'll handle it!

290
00:13:25,273 --> 00:13:27,484
Just stop whining like a little bitch!

291
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,237
[laughs]
Okay, love you, bitch!

292
00:13:31,321 --> 00:13:32,237
- [beep]
- Hey, girl!

293
00:13:32,238 --> 00:13:34,866
Hey! I'm so glad you came.
This is my stuff.

294
00:13:34,949 --> 00:13:36,993
- I call it Made-y by Sadie.
- Wow!

295
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,912
Problem is got a bunch of lookie-loos.

296
00:13:38,995 --> 00:13:40,789
Everyone's browsing,
but no one's buying.

297
00:13:40,872 --> 00:13:43,333
It's not about people buying.
it's about you selling.

298
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:44,333
Watch this.

299
00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:46,544
Whoa!
Hey, you can't get that jacket.

300
00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:48,546
- Why not?
- I was gonna get it.

301
00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:51,549
It's the best thing in this whole place
and I saw it first.

302
00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:54,302
So, why don't you make like yourself
and flee?

303
00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:56,721
I got it now.
Maybe I'm gonna buy it.

304
00:13:56,805 --> 00:13:58,515
- [grunts]
- Five dollars.

305
00:13:59,682 --> 00:14:01,726
[gasps] Oh, my God!

306
00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:03,435
Sadie, you can sell anything,

307
00:14:03,436 --> 00:14:06,481
if you just sell people the idea
that they're not being sold to.

308
00:14:06,564 --> 00:14:08,817
Wow!
That's pretty manipulative.

309
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:11,402
But I didn't need to
because your clothing sells itself.

310
00:14:11,486 --> 00:14:13,404
Hey, I guess you're right.

311
00:14:13,488 --> 00:14:15,072
[groans] My back aches.

312
00:14:15,073 --> 00:14:16,773
- I gotta sit down.
- Oh!

313
00:14:17,826 --> 00:14:19,526
- Here.
- [bear growls]

314
00:14:19,869 --> 00:14:21,036
Smart move adopting.

315
00:14:21,037 --> 00:14:23,164
Let someone else do all the work, right?
[chuckles]

316
00:14:23,248 --> 00:14:25,041
Girl, you do not wanna be pregnant.

317
00:14:28,586 --> 00:14:30,338
Ugh! What am I gonna do?

318
00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:31,880
My life's over.

319
00:14:31,881 --> 00:14:34,509
No! Are you kidding?
This is a good thing.

320
00:14:34,592 --> 00:14:37,971
- That boy's stuck with you, now.
- Stuck with me?

321
00:14:38,054 --> 00:14:40,598
No, good stuck,
like when you try on

322
00:14:40,682 --> 00:14:42,809
your friend's fancy ring
and it won't come off.

323
00:14:42,892 --> 00:14:44,351
Now you got a free ring.

324
00:14:44,352 --> 00:14:46,604
You know, Evelyn still expects you
to give that ring back.

325
00:14:46,688 --> 00:14:48,355
That sounds like an Evelyn problem.

326
00:14:48,356 --> 00:14:52,610
Meanwhile, that little white roulette ball
just landed on your number.

327
00:14:52,694 --> 00:14:54,779
You know the Wallaces are good people.

328
00:14:54,863 --> 00:14:57,323
- They're gonna do right by you.
- [sobbing]

329
00:14:57,407 --> 00:14:58,699
No, don't cry. Look.

330
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,119
They're gonna have you move
into the big house,

331
00:15:01,202 --> 00:15:03,079
probably in the big room.

332
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,456
You know, the one with all the dolls.

333
00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:08,251
And I'll be right up here
whenever you need me.

334
00:15:08,918 --> 00:15:11,421
Hey, I wanna give you this.

335
00:15:11,796 --> 00:15:13,840
Did you steal this from Evelyn, too?

336
00:15:13,923 --> 00:15:18,469
Your... grammy gave me this necklace
when I first got pregnant.

337
00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:21,181
It's been in our family for generations.

338
00:15:21,264 --> 00:15:23,016
It's from the old country.

339
00:15:23,099 --> 00:15:24,308
And when you wear this,

340
00:15:24,309 --> 00:15:28,354
I want you to remember that you've come
from a long line of women,

341
00:15:28,438 --> 00:15:32,275
who've taken our licks,
but we always land on our feet.

342
00:15:33,526 --> 00:15:35,528
- Don't we?
- [grunts]

343
00:15:35,612 --> 00:15:37,655
Now listen to me. This is our shot.

344
00:15:37,989 --> 00:15:40,909
- Don't blow it, okay?
- [sniffles] Okay.

345
00:15:41,743 --> 00:15:43,443
<i>[Sadie] Princess Carolyn?</i>

346
00:15:44,162 --> 00:15:46,664
- Yeah.
- Would you want to meet my family?

347
00:15:46,998 --> 00:15:49,083
- Of course.
- There's a potluck at the church, tonight.

348
00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:53,213
- I love a church potluck!
- Oh! What church do you go to in LA?

349
00:15:53,296 --> 00:15:58,218
Oh, uh, St. Mary's Good Shepherd
of the Lady... of the Passion...

350
00:15:58,301 --> 00:16:03,723
of the Constant Gardener...
of Latter-Day Belle and Sebastian.

351
00:16:03,806 --> 00:16:06,476
You got time for that, but you can't say
"California Pizza Kitchen"?

352
00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:08,561
I love church and I love the Lord.

353
00:16:08,645 --> 00:16:10,312
God is my back-door pilot.

354
00:16:10,313 --> 00:16:12,106
I wish Strib was a back-door pilot.

355
00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:14,484
Maybe then I wouldn't be pregnant.
[chuckles]

356
00:16:14,692 --> 00:16:16,392
- [whispers] Anal sex.
- Got it.

357
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,031
[chatter]

358
00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:22,742
That's my mom. That woman's been banged
more times than a screen door

359
00:16:22,825 --> 00:16:24,034
during hurricane season.

360
00:16:24,035 --> 00:16:25,452
- Oh!
- But I love her.

361
00:16:25,453 --> 00:16:26,745
That's my sister Tanya.

362
00:16:26,746 --> 00:16:27,996
Thinks she's so smart.

363
00:16:27,997 --> 00:16:29,456
If you're so smart, Tanya,

364
00:16:29,457 --> 00:16:31,459
why do you live
on a dry-docked pontoon boat?

365
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:33,586
- Good one!
- She's got a great heart.

366
00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:35,797
And, finally, the cousins.
I've slept with all of them.

367
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,964
- Wow!
- I'm just kidding.

368
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:39,217
- I'm from North Carolina, not Tennessee.
- [laughing]

369
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:43,596
Hope you like ambrosia, since everyone
brought the exact same dish; ambrosia.

370
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,347
Ah, it's beautiful out here.

371
00:16:45,348 --> 00:16:47,100
Look at all those stars!

372
00:16:47,183 --> 00:16:49,936
- You don't have stars in LA?
- Not like these.

373
00:16:50,019 --> 00:16:51,478
Too much light pollution.

374
00:16:51,479 --> 00:16:53,179
And heavy pollution.

375
00:16:56,985 --> 00:16:59,112
[Princess Carolyn shivering]

376
00:17:01,698 --> 00:17:04,659
[sighs]
My dad's ready to see you.

377
00:17:05,118 --> 00:17:06,535
[sighs]

378
00:17:06,536 --> 00:17:08,288
- We better not.
- [groans]

379
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,740
[Mr. Wallace clearing throat]

380
00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:17,922
Oh, I gotta tell you, when my idiot son
told me he'd knocked up the help, I...

381
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,048
Let me try that again.

382
00:17:20,049 --> 00:17:23,177
Princess Carolyn,
we're going to do the right thing, here.

383
00:17:23,261 --> 00:17:25,680
You'll have a lovely wedding
before you start to show.

384
00:17:25,763 --> 00:17:28,016
If it's a girl, we'll name her Dorothy
after my mother.

385
00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:31,477
Of course, if it's a boy, he'll be
the third Cooper Thomas Rogers Wallace,

386
00:17:31,561 --> 00:17:35,398
so you'll call him Cooper III,
or Cooper Three, Trip, Trey or Lil' Coop.

387
00:17:35,481 --> 00:17:37,984
You'll join the Junior League,
maybe sing in the Follies.

388
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,861
Mrs. Wallace will teach you
how to play bridge

389
00:17:39,944 --> 00:17:42,989
and destroy other families' social status
through indelicate gossip.

390
00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:44,824
- Oh...
- We'll go to Hilton Head every summer

391
00:17:44,907 --> 00:17:47,744
and take a photo of all of us on the beach
wearing khaki and white.

392
00:17:47,827 --> 00:17:49,286
This will be our Christmas card.

393
00:17:49,287 --> 00:17:52,373
Inside, it will say "Merry Merry"
or "Seasons Greetings,"

394
00:17:52,457 --> 00:17:54,709
so as not to alienate our friends
of other faiths,

395
00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:56,492
but we'll know it's Christmas.

396
00:17:56,961 --> 00:17:58,838
Princess Carolyn, I know you're scared,

397
00:17:58,921 --> 00:18:01,924
but I promise you,
you've got a great life ahead of you.

398
00:18:02,258 --> 00:18:05,345
No worries, no tough choices
and no money troubles,

399
00:18:05,428 --> 00:18:08,681
thanks to the Wallace and Sons
Answering Machine Tape empire.

400
00:18:08,765 --> 00:18:12,852
Yes, as long as people need answering
machine tapes, you will be taken care of.

401
00:18:12,935 --> 00:18:14,519
- Sound good?
- Yes.

402
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,689
Ah, ah, ah. Wait for the beep.

403
00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:18,816
Sound good? Beep!

404
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,527
- Yes, sir.
- [phone buzzing, meowing]

405
00:18:21,611 --> 00:18:23,738
[back to present time] Hello?

406
00:18:23,821 --> 00:18:25,907
Princess Carolyn,
there's been an accident.

407
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:27,700
BoJack's hurt real bad.

408
00:18:27,784 --> 00:18:29,827
Ow! I'm in so much pain.

409
00:18:29,911 --> 00:18:31,788
I'm like Kerri Strug over here.

410
00:18:31,913 --> 00:18:33,873
Where's my big Russian guy?

411
00:18:33,956 --> 00:18:34,956
What happened?

412
00:18:34,957 --> 00:18:37,543
<i>- He fell off a building is what happened.
- Oh!</i>

413
00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:38,543
Are you okay?

414
00:18:38,544 --> 00:18:42,632
<i>I mean, I know you're not okay, okay,
but you're okay, right?</i>

415
00:18:42,715 --> 00:18:44,634
Why did you let him do his own stunts?

416
00:18:44,717 --> 00:18:47,095
- That was today?
- Of course it was today.

417
00:18:47,178 --> 00:18:50,139
I put a sticky on your day page
at our sister site

418
00:18:50,223 --> 00:18:52,308
WhatDateIsItRightNow.net.

419
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:55,436
<i>- Oh!
- Do you even check your day page?</i>

420
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,189
Every part of me hurts.
Sartre was wrong.

421
00:18:58,272 --> 00:19:01,984
Physical pain is so much worse
than prolonged emotional distress.

422
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:03,945
What a hack!

423
00:19:04,028 --> 00:19:07,448
We're supposed to be shooting, all week.
You're behind schedule and over budget.

424
00:19:07,532 --> 00:19:09,367
I'm sending you the number
of a specialist.

425
00:19:09,450 --> 00:19:12,161
He can fix BoJack up
and inject him full of enough pep

426
00:19:12,245 --> 00:19:14,122
to keep things together
until end of production.

427
00:19:14,205 --> 00:19:16,332
- Sadie!
- [mother] No, no, no, no, Strib!

428
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,624
[sister] Go away!

429
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,325
<i>- So I call this number...
- [phone beeps]</i>

430
00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:21,035
Strib, what are you doing here?

431
00:19:21,045 --> 00:19:24,298
I mean, I guess I was wrong, maybe.
Maybe you don't give the baby away.

432
00:19:24,382 --> 00:19:27,093
Like, maybe keep it.
I mean, I guess I could marry you.

433
00:19:27,176 --> 00:19:29,053
Have a family and stuff. I don't know!

434
00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:31,472
A grand gesture?
This is like a fairy tale!

435
00:19:31,556 --> 00:19:33,266
Strib, I can't do this again.

436
00:19:33,349 --> 00:19:37,395
- Come on. I love you or whatever.
- Go to him, Sadie. He loves you.

437
00:19:37,478 --> 00:19:39,897
Don't listen to her, Sadie.
She lives in a pontoon boat.

438
00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:42,483
Y'all gonna be beggin' for a ride
when the flood comes.

439
00:19:42,567 --> 00:19:45,153
- Oh, my God.
- Somebody gotta get him outta here.

440
00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:48,656
- [people arguing]
- Hey! Sadie? Sadie.

441
00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:50,439
[voices overlapping]

442
00:19:53,411 --> 00:19:57,081
You blew it!
We were this close, and you blew it.

443
00:19:57,165 --> 00:19:59,625
- [sighs] Mom.
- What the hell happened?

444
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:03,504
You eat a pineapple or something?
Put something up there you shouldn't have?

445
00:20:03,588 --> 00:20:06,174
No. It just...
I don't know, it just happened.

446
00:20:06,257 --> 00:20:09,969
Miscarriages don't "just happen."
This was our ticket.

447
00:20:10,052 --> 00:20:12,722
That baby would've changed
everything for us.

448
00:20:12,805 --> 00:20:16,392
[sobs] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry!

449
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,853
[sighs] It's not your fault.

450
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,981
We just got losing numbers.

451
00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:24,442
Well, maybe Cooper will marry me, anyway?

452
00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:28,404
Oh, sweetie, you've been watching
too many of those old movies.

453
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,948
Coopers don't marry gals like you.

454
00:20:31,032 --> 00:20:35,620
He's gonna end up with some fancy heiress,
like Samantha Floppy-Disk.

455
00:20:35,703 --> 00:20:38,331
Besides, you don't want that life.

456
00:20:38,414 --> 00:20:41,334
- You're free now.
- Free to do what?

457
00:20:42,293 --> 00:20:46,047
I wasn't gonna tell you,
but this came in the mail.

458
00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:47,830
[gasps]

459
00:20:51,886 --> 00:20:53,553
[phone buzzing, meowing]

460
00:20:53,554 --> 00:20:56,140
- Hello?
- I guess you heard about BoJack?

461
00:20:56,349 --> 00:20:58,351
- Yeah.
- This is all my fault.

462
00:20:58,434 --> 00:21:00,311
I thought the stunt was Flip's idea.

463
00:21:00,394 --> 00:21:03,105
Well, no, I just convinced him
it was his idea.

464
00:21:03,189 --> 00:21:06,776
That's not what I heard.
I heard it was Flip's idea.

465
00:21:06,859 --> 00:21:08,778
- Right, but that's just...
- It was Flip's idea.

466
00:21:08,861 --> 00:21:10,070
How are you not getting this?

467
00:21:10,071 --> 00:21:12,114
Do you only seem smart
because you wear glasses?

468
00:21:12,198 --> 00:21:15,618
[sighs] Okay, it was Flip's idea.

469
00:21:15,826 --> 00:21:17,118
Great. I'll see you tomorrow.

470
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:18,819
- Hey.
- Hey.

471
00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:23,167
Listen, I've known me some Stribs.
A little sweet, a little dangerous.

472
00:21:23,251 --> 00:21:25,586
But the second things get complicated,
he'll run away.

473
00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:28,798
- You don't know my Strib.
- But I know you. And you are too special

474
00:21:28,881 --> 00:21:31,175
to settle for the first guy
who rolls up on a motorcycle

475
00:21:31,259 --> 00:21:33,052
and says, [drawls]
"I love you or whatever."

476
00:21:33,261 --> 00:21:36,055
Well, I haven't decided
what I'm gonna do yet anyway.

477
00:21:36,138 --> 00:21:38,724
You're a bright girl,
and you've got an incredible future.

478
00:21:38,808 --> 00:21:41,978
Let me ask you something.
Did you really like the clothes I made?

479
00:21:42,061 --> 00:21:43,311
Of course I did.

480
00:21:43,312 --> 00:21:45,731
Then why didn't you buy anything
for yourself?

481
00:21:45,856 --> 00:21:47,942
- Sadie...
- You're bullshitting me.

482
00:21:48,025 --> 00:21:50,111
- This is just another sale for you.
- No.

483
00:21:50,194 --> 00:21:53,155
You think I'm stupid,
but I've been watching you bullshit,

484
00:21:53,239 --> 00:21:54,656
everyone on that phone of yours.

485
00:21:54,657 --> 00:21:58,160
I want to give your baby the best life,
the best schools, the best opportunities...

486
00:21:58,244 --> 00:22:00,079
You think, because you left her,
you're better.

487
00:22:00,162 --> 00:22:02,873
Because of your fancy show business,
you can take whatever you want.

488
00:22:02,957 --> 00:22:06,377
- No, no, no, you don't understand.
- Well, I got something you can't have,

489
00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:09,797
and no amount of your managing
or producing is gonna change that.

490
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,175
I just want to help you.
I want to give your baby a better life.

491
00:22:13,259 --> 00:22:15,052
Better than what?

492
00:22:16,012 --> 00:22:17,930
Better than a sky fulla stars?

493
00:22:18,306 --> 00:22:20,006
[sighs]

494
00:22:20,349 --> 00:22:24,020
[deep breath] Okay, Sadie,
you do whatever you want.

495
00:22:24,729 --> 00:22:26,271
You want to keep the baby,

496
00:22:26,272 --> 00:22:28,608
you want to give the baby
to someone else, fine.

497
00:22:28,691 --> 00:22:30,526
<i>Just do, what you want to do.</i>

498
00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:34,572
Don't live your life for Strib,
or this baby, or anybody else.

499
00:22:35,072 --> 00:22:37,658
- I know that.
- Okay. Good.

500
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,078
- Thank you.
- I mean it.

501
00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:46,626
[sign grinds]

502
00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:50,254
- [phone buzzing, meowing]
- Hello?

503
00:22:50,379 --> 00:22:53,674
So, I just got the word from Sadie.

504
00:22:54,175 --> 00:22:56,969
<i>- She's gonna keep looking.
- Okay.</i>

505
00:22:57,053 --> 00:23:00,431
Ugh! I'm sorry.
This is the hardest part of my job,

506
00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:03,225
<i>when I have to lie to the clients
and tell them it's not their fault.</i>

507
00:23:03,309 --> 00:23:06,395
- Thank you, Tracy.
- It's not your fault.

508
00:23:06,479 --> 00:23:08,179
- Goodbye, Tracy.
- [phone beeps]

509
00:23:08,522 --> 00:23:10,222
[sighs]

510
00:23:15,446 --> 00:23:17,907
- [chattering]
- [planes landing and taking off]

511
00:23:18,199 --> 00:23:19,532
[phone buzzing, meowing]

512
00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:23,245
BoJack, I am so sorry.
This was all my fault.

513
00:23:23,412 --> 00:23:26,207
Uh, it's your fault I feel amazing?

514
00:23:26,290 --> 00:23:28,000
I don't know what that doctor gave me,

515
00:23:28,084 --> 00:23:31,879
but, man, you should leave town
more often.

516
00:23:32,004 --> 00:23:34,340
Hey, quick question... is this a train?

517
00:23:34,423 --> 00:23:35,465
I'm on my way home.

518
00:23:35,466 --> 00:23:37,510
I'll come check on you
as soon as I get there.

519
00:23:37,593 --> 00:23:39,470
Hey, I'm golden. Let me tell you.

520
00:23:39,553 --> 00:23:41,847
You accidentally drive a motorcycle
off a building,

521
00:23:41,931 --> 00:23:44,475
and suddenly
you are everybody's favorite guy.

522
00:23:44,558 --> 00:23:47,353
We did it, Princess Carolyn. Back on top!

523
00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:49,397
- [phone beeps]
- [sighs]

524
00:23:54,902 --> 00:23:57,655
<i>[announcer] Flight 29 to Los Angeles,
say your goodbyes.</i>

525
00:23:57,738 --> 00:23:59,782
<i>- This is the final call for boarding.
- [mom grunts]</i>

526
00:23:59,865 --> 00:24:01,992
Okay. Bye, Mom. Ooh!

527
00:24:02,076 --> 00:24:05,621
Hey, I got a nutty idea.
What if you deferred for a year?

528
00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:07,540
Mom, I-I can't do that.

529
00:24:07,623 --> 00:24:11,544
Of course you could.
Los Angeles isn't going nowhere.

530
00:24:11,627 --> 00:24:12,919
Just another year.

531
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,799
By that time, Boots will be out of rehab,
and he can come home, and help out.

532
00:24:16,882 --> 00:24:19,552
- Just wait until then.
- Mom, please.

533
00:24:19,635 --> 00:24:21,804
A year. You'll hardly notice it.

534
00:24:21,887 --> 00:24:25,057
- No, Mom. I gotta go.
- Please?

535
00:24:25,474 --> 00:24:28,394
Can't you just do this one thing for me?

536
00:24:29,687 --> 00:24:31,387
I'm sorry, Mom.

537
00:24:32,386 --> 00:24:36,978
[music]

538
00:24:40,324 --> 00:24:43,748
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