1 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,919 Prehistoric chicks are kind of hot. 2 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:33,254 - I'd tap that. - Yeah, I bet you would. 3 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:36,215 Look at this guy. He's like, half animal... 4 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,379 Uh, he's the same as us. 5 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,514 Homo Sapiens, everyone? 6 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:44,598 Genetically, biologically no different than you or I. 7 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:48,389 We even live in the same geological epoch as them. 8 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:49,478 The Holocene. 9 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,644 Now, it started right after the last ice age. 10 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:56,530 The fact is Cro-Magnon is an out-dated term that... it merely separates 11 00:01:56,825 --> 00:02:00,660 them as Europeans, as opposed to Africans. 12 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,246 Any of this ringing a bell? 13 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,412 You know, they had the same... 14 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,998 hopes and fears as us. The same... 15 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,913 ties to family and group. 16 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:15,333 Uh, actually, I think they had stronger ties to group than us. 17 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,719 And to their fellow living creatures. 18 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:21,723 But let's think about it. If this man were alive today... 19 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,100 He would be very old. 20 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,808 Especially considering most never made it past thirty-two. 21 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:32,817 He might even appreciate antibiotics and running shoes. 22 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:36,445 But what would he think of what we've done with our world today? 23 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:40,029 This small knit group that he would have died to maintain 24 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:44,321 is now a self-involved generation of social media addicts 25 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:49,118 so far removed from his perception of humanity 26 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,911 it has to seem alien. 27 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,171 She's talking about you, bro! 28 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,258 Sorry. 29 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,961 Let's talk about tools. 30 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:00,969 You're a tool. 31 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,847 The most basic tool would be a simple rock. 32 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,759 With a hammer stone you can break another rock 33 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:07,802 and create a sharp edge. 34 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:11,564 Now, this sharp flake of stone can be used to skin... 35 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,815 You almost done? 36 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,360 Not really. 37 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,817 Can't you just take pictures? 38 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,482 That's not the assignment. 39 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,650 Professor Shulman wants us to identify the 40 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:26,822 individual markers that indicate a skull is, say... 41 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:28,331 Paranthropus Boisei 42 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,992 versus Paranthropus Robustus. 43 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,661 - Oh, my God. - What? 44 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,463 That's ProfessorYoung. 45 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,670 What the hell is he doing here? 46 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,712 Professor Kittriss is giving those kids a tour. 47 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:46,849 Oh, and he tags along. That's so cute. 48 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,848 For God's sake, Tara, they live together. 49 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:56,484 And besides, he's like a thousand. 50 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:57,939 Um... Forty, tops. 51 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,979 Plus, Kittriss is a little hottie, 52 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,239 so I gotta step up my game. 53 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,363 You coming? 54 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,154 Yeah, I... I guess. 55 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,209 ProfessorYoung, hi. 56 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:17,087 It is just so cool seeing you here. 57 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,795 Isabel and I were just doing some research. 58 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,506 I'm taking Shulman's EarlyTransitional Humans. 59 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,761 Sketching femurs and jawbones? 60 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:25,421 Yep. 61 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,681 Okay, here we go. 62 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,059 Smaller braincase, slight crest 63 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:33,221 on the top of the skull, wide upperjaw, 64 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,015 - but small teeth? - Homo Habilis. 65 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,150 - Well done. - Wait. 66 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,186 You teach comparative religion. 67 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:43,072 There's more to human history than religion, Tara. 68 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:43,981 For sure, yeah. 69 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,776 We were just going to go grab coffee. Do you want to join? 70 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,115 I'm gonna grab a bite with Professor Kittriss 71 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,280 when she finishes. But thank you. 72 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,119 You like these Cro-Magnons? 73 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,206 Well, they're more of a mash-up of various early humans, 74 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:59,794 but I like the cave paintings. 75 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:00,831 Me, too. 76 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,751 Hey, let's get a shot in front of the display. 77 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,511 Uh... Isabel... 78 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,923 Carolyn told me you wanted to borrow some books. 79 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,591 Come by any time, take whatever you want. 80 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,101 If I haven't read them yet, I probably won't. 81 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,853 Um... Thank you, Professor Young. 82 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,640 You're welcome. I'll see you girls in class. 83 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,309 Thanks. 84 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:22,562 "I like the paintings." 85 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:27,780 Dude, he knows more about this stuff than the museum people. They're called curators. 86 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:31,537 My point is, he's a very brilliant man. 87 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,494 With a great ass. 88 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,571 - Hey, hon. - Hey. 89 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:17,163 You should come running with me some time. 90 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,326 Running from what? 91 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:22,337 - To stay in shape. - Nah. 92 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,501 I, uh... need a shower. 93 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,887 You want to come wash my back? 94 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:33,049 In truth, yes. However... 95 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,183 How's this batch? 96 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:38,095 Any geniuses I should be on the lookout for? 97 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,685 You mean, anyone who can write a coherent sentence? 98 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,271 You remember when kids went to college to expand their minds? 99 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:48,031 Now, it seems to be just a perfunctory step on their way to Silicon Valley. 100 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,317 And those are the good ones. 101 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:51,029 I don't know. 102 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:56,119 You really think young people have changed that much in twenty years? 103 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,035 I like this gray. 104 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:00,868 Mnh-mnh. 105 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,878 But if it bugs you, then color it. 106 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,415 I won't tell. 107 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,713 You know Muhammad dyed his hair? 108 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:12,301 See? If it's good enough for the prophet, then... 109 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,675 Nobody notices except you. 110 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,601 Okay. 111 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,439 And he hasn't aged a day in ten years. 112 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,403 Every woman on the faculty would 113 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,408 give anything to have that secret. 114 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,535 Is that what they're after, Edith? 115 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,162 Oh, stop, Harry. 116 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,713 Then switch to spin class if you're sick of Zumba. 117 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,923 Okay, it doesn't matter what you do, 118 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,714 the doctor just said you need to... 119 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,349 I'm not nagging, Mother. 120 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,977 You were the one complaining about... 121 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:03,560 I gotta go to class. I'm gonna be late. 122 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,558 I'll tell you what, Mother... 123 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:10,400 why don't we all just take care of ourselves for once. Sound fair? 124 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,573 Wow. Again? 125 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:16,948 She spent so many years 126 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:20,581 focused on my father's illness that now... 127 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:21,535 God, Isabel. 128 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:25,124 You put everything on hold forever while he was... 129 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:26,833 She's gotta back off. 130 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:31,092 It's your life, right? Isn't it, finally? 131 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,060 No, I'm sorry. I love you, too. 132 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,560 I'll call later. Bye. 133 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,819 You are a way better daughter 134 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,980 than I will ever be. 135 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:57,326 Hey, guys. This is Matt Douglas from Primal Kickboxing. 136 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,996 Let's go. 137 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,825 Let's go. You ready? 138 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,993 I'll take it easy on you. Eh? 139 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,165 So I get into position. 140 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:10,878 First thing I do is I lead with a head kick. 141 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:14,260 Then I follow up with two punches. 142 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:19,841 Come on, focus, man. 143 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:35,773 Hey, man. 144 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,365 Seriously, man, why do I even bother, really? 145 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:40,869 Oh... My fault, man. I... 146 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:44,407 I'm literally on my way downstairs right now. 147 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,203 Five. Four. 148 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,584 Three. 149 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,295 Two. 150 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:55,793 Oh. 151 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:56,711 One. 152 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,175 Boom! You see how fast...? That's... 153 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,387 amazing. I can't even see you. You're so fast. 154 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:03,721 - You're like the Flash. - Yeah? 155 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,387 Come on, I'm waiting on you. 156 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,499 Have a great class, Professor. 157 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,212 You too, babe. 158 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,465 We're all burning. 159 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:46,351 Every one of us. Burning with desire. 160 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,262 We're burning with a fire caused 161 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,101 by what the Buddha called 162 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:55,612 "the three poisons." Greed, anger, ignorance. 163 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:56,770 Except he taught us 164 00:10:57,073 --> 00:11:01,033 that we can fix this. We can turn them around. 165 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,741 And greed becomes generosity. 166 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,992 Anger becomes compassion. 167 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:15,832 And ignorance becomes wisdom. 168 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,847 There are miracles around us all the time, he said. 169 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:26,680 The fact that we are here, together, in this room... 170 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,435 is a miracle. 171 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,814 - Yeah? - Isn't the Buddha kind of a hypocrite? 172 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,475 I mean, sure, he gave up all worldly goods, 173 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:35,813 his father's money, 174 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,570 told us all to live a life of restraint... 175 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,527 and then he ended up, like, super fat. 176 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,784 Like crazy fat, like, come on, dude. 177 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:47,196 You're talking about those statues you see in Chinatown, right? 178 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:48,079 - Yeah. - The Buddha 179 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,912 depicted in those statues he's Asian, right? 180 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:51,746 Right. 181 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:52,751 So... 182 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,082 It's not the Buddha. 183 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:54,745 Boom. 184 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,256 - What-what do you mean? - Well, think about it. 185 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:01,339 Siddhartha Gautama was an Indian. From Nepal. 186 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,426 A Chinese monk came to India, 187 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,885 became a Buddhist, went home 188 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,891 and started spreading the religion. 189 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,347 The Chinese mixed in Taoism. 190 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:13,185 Their monks introduced the head shaving, the robes... 191 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:18,228 the fat, happy Buddha named Hotei. 192 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,986 The actual Buddha was a regular man, 193 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,113 with a normal body and a full head of hair. 194 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,319 But he was a god. 195 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:26,782 No, never claimed to be. 196 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:27,445 Just a man 197 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,114 who thought long and hard about the human condition 198 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,702 and achieved enlightenment. 199 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:32,366 Like Jesus. 200 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:36,583 Only without the long blond hair and blue eyes. 201 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,710 Uh, but Jesus wasn't just a man. 202 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:40,499 No? 203 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,384 He claimed to be the son of God. 204 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,636 He died, and was resurrected. 205 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,298 So we know he was divine. 206 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,592 You know, or you have faith? 207 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,136 You can only know what you can prove. 208 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,181 God is beyond proof, logic or reason. 209 00:12:55,483 --> 00:13:00,649 You can believe in God or Jesus through faith... 210 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,564 but that's different from knowing. 211 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:04,526 I know that Jesus existed; 212 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:07,864 there's historical evidence of that. And, uh... 213 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,619 I have faith that he was divine. 214 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,906 Aquinas said faith is a divine act 215 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,244 supernaturally bestowed. 216 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,329 "Ask and ye shall receive." 217 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:18,792 Kierkegaard, on the other hand, said that we must leap to faith. 218 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:22,879 It's an act you must choose to perform. 219 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,588 Kierkegaard was more demanding. 220 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,344 Okay, he was sick of people sitting around talking 221 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,507 about religion all day and not doing anything about it. 222 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,641 I hope he didn't mean this class, though. 223 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:32,517 But, uh, 224 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,678 weren't we supposed to be talking about Buddha? 225 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,270 They had a lot in common, Jesus and Buddha. 226 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:38,933 How so? 227 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:43,775 Well... there's a lot of overlap in their philosophies. 228 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:44,608 They both taught 229 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,069 that golden rule that we should be charitable 230 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,199 and not judge others. 231 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,951 But the Buddha said you shouldn't believe 232 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,283 in something just 'cause it's written in scripture. 233 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,074 The whole premise with Jesus is to accept on faith. 234 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,162 That's a pretty huge difference. 235 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,295 Also the purpose of suffering. Jesus suffered for us. 236 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,582 While the Buddha's whole thing was to eliminate suffering. 237 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:03,715 Eliminate desire. 238 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,296 Which is what causes suffering. 239 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,587 I know. I listen. I was listening. 240 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,800 Okay. Next time, we will cover the path to Nirvana... 241 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:16,266 and we will wrap this semester up with Jainism. 242 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,396 It's like Buddhism, but less fun. 243 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,853 Jain women have to be reborn as men 244 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,518 to achieve enlightenment. 245 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,192 Ugh. 246 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,149 We all know it should be the other way around. 247 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,360 Thank you. 248 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:33,242 - Great lecture. - You never use any notes or anything. 249 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,121 You just, like, know all this stuff. 250 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,248 I've been at it a very, very long time. 251 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,409 So, in honor of wrapping up the unit, 252 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,374 we're having a Buddhist vegetarian dinner. 253 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,915 - Think you could come? - Um... Thank you, but I don't think so. 254 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:45,753 Busy? 255 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,839 I appreciate the invitation. 256 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,596 Oh, and for what it's worth, the Buddha ate meat. 257 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,257 He never said you had to be a vegetarian. 258 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,391 He just didn't like to see animals killed. 259 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,928 Well, who does? But you know, bacon. 260 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,893 Bacon donuts. Best invention ever. 261 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,274 Mm-hmm. Bye. 262 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,939 - I have not seen it. - Oh, you haven't seen it? - No. 263 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,402 - Everybody's seen it. - I am not... No. 264 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,783 All right, so... So, is he coming? 265 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,070 Uh, Isabel can work on him. Right? 266 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,032 I can try. 267 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,199 I can't believe his class is almost over. 268 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,333 - I know. - Hm? 269 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,917 You know, and next semester, he's teaching 270 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,878 lame Abrahamic and Zoroastrian religions again. 271 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,542 There's nothing lame about Abrahamic religions. 272 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,178 - Well, you know what I mean. It's just that... - He needs some new classes. 273 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,178 He should do Hellenistic. 274 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,637 Uh, yeah, Zeus and Herakles and what-not. That'd be cool. 275 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,016 Yeah, the only problem is he... 276 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,347 he only does real religions, Liko. 277 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,014 Huh! You don't think the Greeks and Romans were on to anything? 278 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,808 Christians got half of their stuff from the Pagans. 279 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,444 Or do you need to take World of the Early Church again? 280 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,071 Guys, we need to focus on what's important. 281 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,107 Getting ProfessorYoung to come to dinner. 282 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:56,404 There's just so much in that guy's head I want to get at. 283 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,162 Me, too. 284 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,993 And... Well, how do we get him to come? 285 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,249 I thinkTara probably has a few ideas. 286 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,457 - Don't be gross, Liko. - Leave her alone, man. 287 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,087 You going to that Delta Psi party? 288 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,793 Ugh. Those guys are animals. 289 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,084 - Yeah. - Party animals. 290 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,547 Liko, what're you, five? 291 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:15,760 Um, no, I do not need to get drunk on a Wednesday night. 292 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,425 Thank you. With a bunch of boys. 293 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,596 Your loss. I'm going. Saint Philip? 294 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,608 Uh, well, Saint Philip has Bible study on Wednesdays. 295 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,859 You have no short-term memory, do you? 296 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,612 I don't know. What was the question? 297 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,658 John, I'm glad I caught you. 298 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,285 Dr. Parker. Did we have an appointment? 299 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,286 I got to share this with somebody, 300 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,198 and you're the only one I know that can appreciate it. 301 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,458 I got this at a garage sale last weekend. 302 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:47,542 It's a 75 year old bottle of single-malt scotch. 303 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:48,414 Wow! 304 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,584 I paid entirely too much for it, but the story... 305 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,172 This woman's husband brings it back 306 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,632 from Scotland in the sixties, 307 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,298 and they've been saving it for a special occasion. 308 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,557 And saving it, and saving it... 309 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,138 And the special occasion never came. 310 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,894 - And he died a couple of months ago. - Ooh. 311 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,772 Now she's selling his stuff and moving to Costa Rica. 312 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,649 - Naturally. - But here's the kicker: 313 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,563 we get home and we get a message from Kitty and Ron. 314 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:12,980 The baby came. 315 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,363 I'm a grandfather. 316 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:18,198 Congratulations, Gill. Fantastic. 317 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:23,123 - Special occasion? - Yes. Indeed. 318 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,417 - To my grandson. - Hear, hear. 319 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,264 Oh, my... 320 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,776 - That is... - Terrible. 321 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:51,856 I don't know if I've ever 322 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,737 tasted anything quite like that. 323 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:59,493 Just goes to show that nothing lasts forever. 324 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,200 Even the whiskey spoils. 325 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,827 Who knew? 326 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,118 Ugh. 327 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,418 A grandson, John. 328 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,084 On one hand, it's incredibly invigorating. 329 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,799 On the other, it means... 330 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,384 - I'm so old. - No... 331 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,221 Yes. Each day, as he grows, 332 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,852 learns to walk, learns to talk... 333 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:29,731 It means I'm getting one day closer to death. 334 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,734 Another drink? 335 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,817 - What the hell? - Yes. 336 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,919 Jesus! That's awful. 337 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,883 Ugh. 338 00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:01,013 Now... I'm not getting maudlin. 339 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,549 It's just life. 340 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:04,591 And... 341 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,227 Well, this brings it home. 342 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,233 Do you ever regret not having kids, John? 343 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,112 Look, I'm... 344 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,192 I'm sorry. I don't mean to pry. 345 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,906 Don't be sorry. It's difficult to discuss. 346 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,992 Yeah. What isn't? 347 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,707 Say, you wanna go have a real drink? 348 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,794 I can't. I have to go home and cook Carolyn dinner. 349 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,050 But congratulations, Dr. Parker. 350 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,838 I couldn't be more happy for you. 351 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,563 It's open. 352 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,869 - For Carolyn? - Mm-hmm. 353 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,780 Coffee table is fine. 354 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,415 Okay. 355 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,337 So, about those books... 356 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,346 They're in the den. 357 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,758 Grab all you want. 358 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,368 Have you given that dinner any further thought? 359 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,629 You could bring Professor Kittriss. Obviously. 360 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:58,754 We'll see. 361 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:02,258 Well... Thanks, Professor. 362 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:07,882 Oh, and please tell Ms. Kittriss I said good night. 363 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,800 I will. 364 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:16,601 Mm. 365 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,063 - Smells great. - Thanks. 366 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,818 It's getting harder and harder to find 367 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,526 anything that isn't loaded with mercury, 368 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,111 or farm raised in filthy water. 369 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,945 Thank God we still have Pop Tarts. 370 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,204 Miracles. All around us. 371 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,292 Mm. 372 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:37,418 How was your day? 373 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,047 As always. This is the highlight. 374 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:44,426 I was thinking of going hunting this weekend. 375 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,054 I'm starting to forget what real food tastes like. 376 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,387 I thought you could come with me to the 377 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:52,766 Hillary and Rob thing. 378 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:56,601 You know, she's feeling really down lately, and... 379 00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:59,437 We thought a party would cheer her up. 380 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,853 Hosting parties always stresses her out. 381 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,444 But, you know. People. Laughing. 382 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,107 Carrying on. 383 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:10,368 I don't know. I think I need some time alone. 384 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,495 You're the king of "alone", John. 385 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,952 Why not give the opposite a chance? 386 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,162 I have. 387 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,668 Doesn't work so well for me. 388 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,752 Okay. I know. 389 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,838 - I'm gonna go change. - Good. 390 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:38,013 - God, you scared the crap out of me. - Sorry. 391 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,898 You didn't miss anything. Typical Delta Psi party. 392 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,185 Just pack as many people as you can into a room 393 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:44,819 and spray them down with beer. 394 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,525 Figuratively speaking, I hope? 395 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,191 Uh, for the most part. What's that? 396 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,031 Book on early man I borrowed from ProfessorYoung. 397 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,740 Ooh. How did it go? 398 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,701 Well, I asked again about dinner. 399 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,662 Told him he could bring Professor Kittriss. 400 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,499 Ugh. What for? Last thing we need is another chick. 401 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,665 Anyway, this guyJenkins is... 402 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,960 an archeologist with a lot of field work under his belt. 403 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:10,049 The book is really really good. 404 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,804 But the spine wasn't even cracked, 405 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,465 although it's personally signed. 406 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:14,181 Hm. 407 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,685 He's cute. Or was. 408 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:21,519 "To my dear friend John Oldman." 409 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:22,352 Wait, what? 410 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,313 I know, right? Maybe he was kidding. 411 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,353 "Old man" instead of "young"? 412 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,521 It's dated May 2007. 413 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,907 So that would make Professor Young, like, 414 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:31,611 thirty-three maybe. 415 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,824 Exactly. You're not gonna call an old man "old man". 416 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,078 You're call a young guy that. 417 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,035 It's like calling a big guy "tiny". 418 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,872 Yeah, but it's not "old man". It's "Oldman". 419 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,706 And maybe it's Kittriss's book. 420 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:43,916 Yeah, maybe. 421 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,627 So who's this Jenkins guy? 422 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,339 Let's go to the Interwebs. 423 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:53,847 Let's see. Arthur M. Jenkins. 424 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:59,387 Taught at Santa Clarita University. 425 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,680 Zillion archeology digs. 426 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:06,192 Oh, academic awards. Blah, blah, blah... 427 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:09,025 He wrote some other books. 428 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,279 Ooh. 429 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,941 But this last one... Jeez. 430 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,700 - What? - "The Longest Night: 431 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,157 My Conversation with the Man From Earth"... 432 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,244 about the night he spent with a university professor 433 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:25,378 named John Oldman who claimed to be 14,000 years old. 434 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,585 And the comments are... 435 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,500 Scathing puts it mildly. Yikes. 436 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:31,964 "...Longest Night would merely be 437 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:33,673 melodramatic sci-fi nonsense, but 438 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,181 the author presents this hokum as non-fiction 439 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,467 and thus abandons any academic authority 440 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,852 he may have once possessed." 441 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,102 Ouch. 442 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:43,058 Ooh, ooh, ooh, get this one: 443 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:46,691 "Offensive to the religious and non-religious alike... 444 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:47,772 Jenkins asks us to believe 445 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,403 that the savior himself is a practicing Buddhist 446 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,439 who walks among us in the guise of a handsome, 447 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,733 mild-mannered university professor." 448 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,492 Well, that sounds like Professor Young. 449 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,870 And he knows everything about Buddhism. 450 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:01,907 But, like, the Savior? Like, Jesus? 451 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:05,373 He could totally be my own, personal Jesus. 452 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:13,677 Well, we are totally getting this book. 453 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,187 Like a thief in the night. 454 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,569 I woke you, I'm sorry. 455 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,700 I must be getting out of practice. 456 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,486 At being sneaky? 457 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,113 Stealthy. 458 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:43,781 You really have to go? 459 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,827 We could spend the whole weekend in bed. 460 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:49,086 And go to Hillary and Rob's thing? 461 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:53,625 - Fair trade, isn't it? - I'm going stir crazy, Carolyn. 462 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,210 I hate when you disappear. 463 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,505 I'm know, it's just something's... 464 00:25:58,807 --> 00:25:59,923 Something's not right. 465 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,638 I'm not bouncing back the way I'm used to doing. 466 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,269 Well, it's called "getting older". 467 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,681 But if you insist on 468 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:11,101 stomping around the woods like a cave man... 469 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,314 I suppose it's a better 470 00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:14,570 mid-life-crisis thing to do than... 471 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:17,482 I dunno, buying a motorcycle and... 472 00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,323 taking off with some student. Right? 473 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:21,657 Then I'd better try and get back 474 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:24,914 that deposit I put down on the Ducati. 475 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,422 I'll see you. 476 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:56,543 - Hey. - Hey. 477 00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,253 - Come in. - Thanks. 478 00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:00,214 - Hey, Liko. - Hey. 479 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,629 Hey, you kids want anything to eat? 480 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:03,887 Oh, no. Thanks, Mom, we're good. 481 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,049 Yeah, I want something, Mrs. Nichols. 482 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,011 Yeah, me too. 483 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,177 They're kidding. Thanks, Mom. 484 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,310 Will you knock it off, man? 485 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,347 Oh, my God. She's adorable, by the way. 486 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:15,312 Alright, so what's so, uh, earth-shattering? 487 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:18,274 - Uh... Can we...? - Yeah. 488 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:22,904 - Yeah, I want with pickles and mustard. - All right, you. 489 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,613 We're fine. 490 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,575 So, what's up? 491 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,952 For ten years, this guy, Arthur M. Jenkins... 492 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:35,665 Taught at Santa Clarita University 493 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,547 alongside a history professor named John Oldman. 494 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:41,710 Then one night, this Oldman guy gathers his professor friends 495 00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:45,926 and tells them that he's really 14,000 years old. 496 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,184 He was born a caveman, somehow became immortal. He knew 497 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:52,186 Columbus, Vincent Van Gogh, all this crazy stuff. 498 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:53,972 He would always use the name John, 499 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,231 often with a pun for a last name. 500 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,688 Stay in one place for ten years or so, 501 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:02,731 until people started realizing he didn't age. 502 00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:05,195 Lived under hundreds of identities, 503 00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,656 including, wait for it... 504 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:11,039 - Jesus of Nazareth. - Wait, what? 505 00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:14,868 He'd lived for thousands of years, you know, 506 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,536 never aging, never dying, traveling the world... 507 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:20,832 - Studying with the Buddha... - until one day he set up shop in Jerusalem 508 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:21,874 and started preaching. 509 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,634 Yadda-yadda-yadda, he gets crucified, 510 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,716 his wounds heal, he sneaks off and... 511 00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:28,381 we have Christianity. By accident. 512 00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,016 What do you mean, "Yadda-yadda-yadda, 513 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,972 we have Christianity"? You can't just... 514 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,136 It's science fiction, all right? 515 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:36,055 People write speculative fiction about Jesus all the time. 516 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:39,146 You should see what they write about Kirk and Spock. 517 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:40,230 Better yet, you shouldn't. 518 00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:42,270 But he said that it's a true story. 519 00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,734 See? Says right there, "non-fiction". 520 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,241 Oh, well, then it must be true. 521 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,402 There are plenty of alien abduction books 522 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,616 in the non-fiction section. 523 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,280 Look, I checked up on Arthur Jenkins. Okay? 524 00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:55,120 He was a tenured archeology professor, 525 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:58,082 published a pile of books. The real deal. 526 00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,837 And then this one came out... 527 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,294 and he got laughed off the planet. 528 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,423 No wonder. 529 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,585 Okay, but he did his research. 530 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,753 Found out that the John Oldman he knew 531 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,638 didn't exist until 2001. 532 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,094 No mention of him anywhere. 533 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:14,181 His references, driver's license, W-2. 534 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,471 Everything turned out to be fake. 535 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:17,763 Jenkins even tracked down two previous 536 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:21,025 colleges where he'd taught under different names. 537 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,108 John Magdel and John Permian. 538 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:25,442 Magdel? 539 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,232 Magdalenian? 540 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:29,658 I have no idea what Permian is. 541 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,444 The first Great Extinction, 542 00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,659 250 million years ago. 543 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:34,322 Mm, yeah. 544 00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:36,240 They both also had fake references, 545 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,707 and left abruptly after about ten years. 546 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,792 And their descriptions, 547 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,501 John Oldman, John Magdel, 548 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,168 John Permian, are virtually identical. 549 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:48,803 Okay, Oldman's DMV records 550 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,589 somehow vanished two days after he did. 551 00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:55,681 I mean, Google him now, the only reference is this book. 552 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:57,891 If this Oldman guy is real, 553 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,556 he makes his past disappear 554 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:03,067 every time he changes identity. 555 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,690 Makes sense. 556 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:05,478 Million years old, 557 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:08,865 staying under the radar, you gotta keep moving. 558 00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:13,945 Philip, we're not trying to offend you. 559 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:14,953 No. I'm not offended. 560 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:17,991 No, I know. It's just, you really believe. 561 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:21,957 Yeah. Okay, look. I know the Earth isn't flat, 562 00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:23,712 I know it's more I than 6,000 years old. 563 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:26,169 But I believe that a man named Jesus 564 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,460 lived and died for our sins. 565 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:29,422 Um, Philip. 566 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,212 You know there are millions and millions 567 00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:34,883 of people who don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity. 568 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:39,771 I mean, Jews, Hindus, Wiccans, plenty more. 569 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:40,521 Wiccans... 570 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:44,776 Um... Yes, but that doesn't mean they're right. 571 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,936 Some people believe the Galactic Dictator Xenu 572 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:50,858 brought his people to earth and hid them in volcanoes, so... 573 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:54,823 The point is, Jenkins' book is just a story. 574 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:57,614 Now, if I could allow my faith to be shaken by the 575 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,374 fantasies of a disgruntled college professor... 576 00:32:00,669 --> 00:32:02,706 then I'm not much of a Christian, am I? 577 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:03,369 So... 578 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:06,289 Jenkins writes a book about John Oldman. Fine, whatever. 579 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,049 What's this got to do with any of us? 580 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,710 Show him. 581 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:14,468 I found this book at Professor Young's. 582 00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:16,974 Read the inscription. 583 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:22,347 "To my dear friend John Oldman." 584 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:23,514 Right? 585 00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:24,807 So... 586 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:28,274 Professor Young and John Oldman knew each other? 587 00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:29,938 Yeah. 588 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,072 Okay. 589 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:38,284 What if Professor Young actually is John Oldman. 590 00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:43,122 Well, how do you make that leap? Are there any pictures? 591 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:45,833 Okay, well, Jenkins talks about several times when 592 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:49,044 Oldman conspicuously avoided having his picture taken. 593 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:50,924 Turning around, stepping behind someone, 594 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,176 answering a phone call that no one ever heard ringing. 595 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,260 Whatever, just to avoid being photographed. 596 00:32:56,558 --> 00:32:57,765 To Jenkins' knowledge, the only 597 00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,051 existing picture of John Oldman... 598 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:04,893 was taken in 2006 at a barbecue. 599 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:09,439 Huh. 600 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,113 Mm. 601 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,490 Wait, so, if... 602 00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:21,496 Professor Young is Jesus Christ returned, 603 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:24,374 then that means we're in... 604 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,581 The End Times. 605 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,792 But if Jesus never left, 606 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:32,674 then he's not "returned." He's just... 607 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,460 here. 608 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:43,178 Cool. I'm hungry. Tara, wanna go get something to eat? Yeah, sure. 609 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:49,267 What? 610 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:52,061 I found an email for Jenkins. 611 00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:55,899 What do we got, Betsy? 612 00:33:56,201 --> 00:34:00,445 Well, look at that. I think we've got lunch. 613 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:03,789 Nice. 614 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,787 Uhh. 615 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,914 Keep it. 616 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:12,332 And there's another beauty. All right, Betsy. Let's go. 617 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:15,251 Come on. Come on. 618 00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:21,385 Come on. 619 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:32,644 These are for me. 620 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:37,781 Mm. Smell good, too. 621 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:39,818 Okay. 622 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,952 Let's go make that move. 623 00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,284 Ah. 624 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,079 Okay. 625 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:53,214 Let's see, let's move this knight. 626 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:54,874 There we go. 627 00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:57,634 Oh. 628 00:34:58,054 --> 00:34:59,920 What's this? 629 00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,969 "...The Longest Night and found it fascinating. 630 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:07,228 Would you be willing to speak with me about John Oldman?" 631 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,350 Dear Miss Chang... 632 00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:16,946 Why don't you and John Oldman... 633 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,984 go straight to hell? 634 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,324 God dammit! 635 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,536 Why don't they leave me alone? 636 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:28,164 Oh. 637 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,452 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 638 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:33,713 Hey, come here, don't run away. I'm sorry. 639 00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:37,375 I didn't mean to frighten you. 640 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:46,410 I'm not so sure about this anymore. 641 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:47,411 It was your idea. 642 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,823 I know, but I work for Professor Kittriss. 643 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:53,118 And now I'm feeling really violatey, you know? 644 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:53,830 So let's go home. 645 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,416 But I feel like I want to know, you know? 646 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,331 So, let's keep going. 647 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,499 Ugh, I wish Jenkins was more responsive. 648 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:01,918 I wish he was less a dick. 649 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:02,801 God, it's just so... I... 650 00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:06,305 Okay, do you want proof or not? 651 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,465 - Photos, something? - Mm-hmm. 652 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,555 Well, then... 653 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:18,108 It's just so... 654 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,269 exciting. 655 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:24,403 Uhh! 656 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,109 Pretty bad-ass, Isabel. 657 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:27,993 - It wasn't locked. - Yeah, still. 658 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:32,077 Breaking and entering. Felony makes you kinda hot. 659 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:34,708 Ohh. Whoa. He really does have a Van Gogh. 660 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:38,872 Uh, total fake. That'd be worth, like, three zillion dollars. 661 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,791 Cool Taser? What's this for? 662 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,629 What do you think, perv? 663 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,794 Don't touch that. 664 00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:58,061 Hmm. 665 00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,816 Gurar. 666 00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:04,230 I want to be objective, but... 667 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,114 I really want to believe this, 'cause 668 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:10,119 it would be so deeply, deeply cool. 669 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,406 - Let's split up. - I'll do the bedroom. 670 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:14,994 Okay. 671 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:22,415 Oh, there's a basement. 672 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,448 Come on. 673 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:58,994 Ooh, Miss Kittriss. 674 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,254 Hm. 675 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,263 Kittriss is home. 676 00:39:57,562 --> 00:40:00,521 - Liko Liko! - Yeah, gimme one sec. 677 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,477 Hey. We gotta go! 678 00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:05,066 Now! 679 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:07,022 Come on. 680 00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:09,655 Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming! 681 00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:14,489 - There's a back door. - Awesome. 682 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:23,994 Come on. Come on. 683 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:14,929 So, my cousin Janet is an art history major at Columbia. 684 00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:19,092 She said the painting could be an unregistered Van Gogh. 685 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:20,680 Well, we looked into the authors 686 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,140 of those books from the basement. 687 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,430 Any history they had prior to publication 688 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,098 is sketchy, or nonexistent. 689 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,984 Some of the publishers are out of business, but I reached three. 690 00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:32,521 None of them had any contact information for the author. 691 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,111 Each guy vanished with no forwarding address 692 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:36,617 within a couple of years of publication. 693 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:40,075 "Jonathan Evermore"? He wrote the sci-fi novel "Everlasting Tomorrow," 694 00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:43,992 about an "immortal's search for the meaning of his solitary existence". 695 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:46,159 I called Bantam, told them I was his granddaughter, 696 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:47,828 looking for his royalty payments. 697 00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:49,838 She said she was so happy I called, 698 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:53,126 since they've been piling up since 1966. 699 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,796 No, asshole. We're not taking his money. 700 00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:57,963 Ugh. 701 00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:58,972 I mean, guys, Unbelievable. 702 00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:01,850 We're just gonna leave all that money? 703 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:25,165 Isn't it weird? 704 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:28,123 Every time someone claims to have been reincarnated, 705 00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,208 they were always like Napoleon, you know? 706 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,088 Alexander the Great. Cleopatra or something. 707 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:36,673 Yeah, well, it's never Cleopatra's slave who cleaned out her chamber pot. 708 00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:39,304 Or the guy making chamber pots. 709 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,340 "John Oldman" said he knew the Buddha. 710 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:42,223 Sailed with Columbus. 711 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:45,386 No, he didn't actually sail with Columbus. 712 00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:48,522 - What? - I read the book, dude. 713 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:52,851 Come on, get in there. There you go. 714 00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:54,232 So, uh... 715 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:58,240 Did you saw it, though? The Van Gogh? 716 00:42:58,534 --> 00:42:59,945 Yeah. 717 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:02,736 You starting to believe a little bit. 718 00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,655 Look, just because a guy is, you know, 719 00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:08,541 14,000 years old, it doesn't mean he's Jesus. 720 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:09,622 Yeah. 721 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:13,039 He could be the guy who made the nails for the cross. 722 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:16,084 Aha. All right, come on. 723 00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:20,095 - I was Malcolm X in my past life. - Yeah, for sure. 724 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,649 Hello, Dr. Jenkins, if this is you. 725 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:41,363 And if it's not you, I apologize for the wrong number, whoever this is. 726 00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:42,651 So Dr. Jenkins, 727 00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:44,695 my name is Isabel Chang. 728 00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:47,080 I do apologize for calling so late, 729 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,617 although I did try emailing. 730 00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:51,080 Anyway, here's the thing. 731 00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:53,996 I believe my professor is John Oldman. 732 00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:58,292 He's going by the name John Young, here at Chico. 733 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,756 Please call me back if you can, okay? 734 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:04,469 I really, really would love to talk with you. 735 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:06,349 I know you took a lot of crap 736 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,103 for your book, and I just want you to know... 737 00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:11,263 I believe you. 738 00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:15,230 There is something different about John Young. 739 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:20,527 My number's 530-555-0168. 740 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,282 Thank you. 741 00:44:30,293 --> 00:44:32,000 I'll be... 742 00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:23,396 Oh, okay, thank you. Um... 743 00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:26,486 We will fax that right over. 744 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:27,149 Another one? 745 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:30,444 Yeah. Fax... God, what year is this, anyway? 746 00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:32,908 Oh, God. 747 00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:41,250 - Hello? - Uh, hello. 748 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:44,417 I'm calling about your email. 749 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,585 Yes. Who is this? 750 00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:49,755 This is Violet Collsen. 751 00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:51,548 Um... 752 00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:53,266 I'm sorry. Violet...? 753 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:56,099 Collsen. From Central Idaho College. 754 00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:58,764 Well, I've been retired for many years now, 755 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:02,901 and my daughter works at the college in admissions just like I did. 756 00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:05,858 But it was the funniest thing the other day. 757 00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:07,739 She was working at home... 758 00:47:08,034 --> 00:47:10,242 And I walked passed her desk... 759 00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:12,573 just when your email came. 760 00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:13,783 Oh, and...? 761 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,492 So, I saw the photo 762 00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:19,205 and recognized him immediately. 763 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:22,458 - You did? - Yes, John Pleis. 764 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:24,544 Oh. He was a remarkable man. 765 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:27,459 You just never forget that kind of a person. 766 00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:28,798 What do you remember about him? 767 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:32,806 Well, he was the best anthropology professor we ever had. 768 00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:35,183 He just had a way about him. 769 00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:37,970 You felt you could tell him your secrets. 770 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:41,481 And he always had the best advice. 771 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:43,187 This was how long ago? 772 00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:47,947 Oh, let's see. That's about 1957? 773 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:49,572 And you remember him clearly? 774 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:54,282 Oh, yeah. He was a very handsome man, too. 775 00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:57,660 John Pleis? 776 00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,790 P- L-E-I-S. 777 00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:02,499 Funny name, kind of sticks in your head. 778 00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:07,041 I tried to see what else I could find before calling you, 779 00:48:07,343 --> 00:48:09,005 and there was nothing. 780 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:11,215 He just disappeared. 781 00:48:11,514 --> 00:48:12,675 Yes, he does that. 782 00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:14,464 Well, thank you so much, Ms. Collsen. 783 00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,850 This is your number if I have any more questions? 784 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:20,182 - Yes, yes. - Great. Thank you so much. 785 00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:22,268 - Goodbye then. - Goodbye. 786 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,353 Uhh... Pleis. 787 00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,359 - Pleistocene? - Yes. 788 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:29,988 Okay. So we have contacted, what, sixty small colleges 789 00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:33,741 in fourteen states and this was our second hit so far. 790 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,447 Professor Young is a dead ringer 791 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:38,284 for teachers in Idaho and... 792 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:38,912 Western Wyoming. 793 00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:45,125 John Mortem, archaeology, 1979. 794 00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:46,336 Hello? 795 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,715 - Isabel Chang? - Yeah. 796 00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,750 Hi. This is Arthur Jenkins. 797 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:53,261 You've been trying to reach me. 798 00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:54,592 I have, yes. 799 00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:55,880 Get me a picture. 800 00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:57,139 A new, clean picture. 801 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,427 Email it or text it to this number. 802 00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:02,596 - I emailed that one... - No, no, no. 803 00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:05,015 Brand-new, full face. 804 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:05,932 Do that and we'll see. 805 00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:07,692 Otherwise, we have nothing to talk about. 806 00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:11,230 Thank you so much, Dr. Jenkins. I'm so grateful... 807 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:13,148 You've... 808 00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:28,668 Hey, Professor. We know we're early, but... 809 00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:31,879 It's the last class, and we don't have you next semester. 810 00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:35,046 So we thought we'd have a little goodbye party. 811 00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:37,088 I'm not going anywhere, you know. 812 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:38,632 We know. But... 813 00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:40,550 Here. Cappuccino. 814 00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:42,936 - My weakness. Thank you. - We know. Yeah. 815 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,721 Quick, picture. 816 00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:51,774 - Oh. Wait, can we go again? - Just one more. 817 00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:52,858 You know the rules. 818 00:49:53,157 --> 00:49:55,490 - Please. - Real quick. Real quick. 819 00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:57,150 Mm-hmm. 820 00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:01,162 Okay, class has begun. Take your seats. 821 00:50:01,457 --> 00:50:05,371 Cellphones off. Thank you for the coffee. 822 00:50:11,592 --> 00:50:13,834 Cellphones off! 823 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:18,467 I knew it. 824 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,803 He did it on purpose. I'm sure of it, man. 825 00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:23,809 He didn't want his picture taken, so he messed up both shots. 826 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,720 I guess after 827 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,309 you learn a thing or two about hiding. 828 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:30,225 Yeah, but these days, there's cameras everywhere. 829 00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,144 He won't be able to hide anymore. 830 00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:34,233 Whatever he's been doing all these years, 831 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:37,024 changing his identity, I mean, it's over. 832 00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:39,192 Time's up. Don't you see? 833 00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:41,236 What do you suggest? 834 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:45,158 Maybe we just talk to him. Tell him the truth. 835 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:48,827 - What truth? - That we know who he is. 836 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,210 Based on a discredited book 837 00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:53,465 by a lonely old crank and some circumstantial evidence? 838 00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:55,876 We are not crazy people. 839 00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:59,091 There is something special about John. 840 00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:04,260 We all knew it the first time we heard him speak. Right? 841 00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:08,347 All throughout history, there have been prophets, 842 00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:11,687 visionaries. Men and women touched by God. 843 00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:15,821 I mean, who's to say John Young isn't one of these people? 844 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,731 Why is that so impossible? 845 00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:20,696 - Well, it sure isn't likely. - Philip, 846 00:51:20,995 --> 00:51:24,659 I'm not saying that he's the "son of God". 847 00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:26,698 But if he is 14,000 years old, 848 00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:29,368 then he's the wisest man in the world. 849 00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:30,456 In history. 850 00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:32,620 He should be listened to. Followed. 851 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:35,040 Worshipped? Is that what you're gonna say? 852 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:35,877 No. 853 00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:39,089 - There could be a whole new... - Religion? 854 00:51:39,388 --> 00:51:42,301 Or something, around him. 855 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,886 A corrective for everything 856 00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:46,016 everyone has gotten wrong about Jesus 857 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:48,520 for the past 2000 years. 858 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:49,395 If that story is true, then 859 00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:52,728 everything I've believed for half my life is a total lie. 860 00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:55,770 Everything that millions and millions of people throughout history 861 00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:58,404 have believed, and lived and died for 862 00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:02,067 is total bullshit. So, no. 863 00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:14,205 Okay, okay. One clear picture of Professor Young's face, and that's it. 864 00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:37,920 Hey, Betsy, 865 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:41,299 I gotta hit the road for a few days, honey. 866 00:53:41,593 --> 00:53:45,086 But I'll have Suzanne come by and check on you. 867 00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:47,301 Be a good girl. 868 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:13,786 - Looks nasty. - I got sloppy. 869 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,041 Stupid mistake. 870 00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:19,542 What's up? You worried about your grade? 871 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,376 'Cause you shouldn't be, you did great. 872 00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:24,543 No, it's not that. But thanks. 873 00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:27,758 Then what's going on? Was there something specific, Tara? 874 00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,048 I wanted to apologize for yesterday. 875 00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:34,640 The pictures and everything. We're just really going to miss you. 876 00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:38,056 That's okay. I'm going to miss you guys, too. 877 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:43,478 I maybe don't act it, but... 878 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:48,450 I've been lonely most of my life. 879 00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:51,452 Boys only cared about... 880 00:54:51,747 --> 00:54:54,490 And the girls hated me because of it. 881 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:59,082 My parents' friends were always being creepy and... 882 00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:02,747 at some point you either become 883 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:06,293 the person everybody thinks you are, or you just hide. 884 00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:11,431 I didn't want to hide, so... I'm sorry, I don't... 885 00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:13,136 It's okay. 886 00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:16,561 You're okay. 887 00:55:16,855 --> 00:55:19,814 You're okay. What was that? 888 00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:21,224 Woah. 889 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:24,520 - No. No. - You know you want me. 890 00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:27,235 No, stop. Stop. 891 00:55:27,533 --> 00:55:31,277 You've been watching me for two years. Don't deny it. 892 00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:32,284 You're my student. 893 00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:35,538 It's okay. You're safe with me. 894 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:39,326 I know who you are. I think it's amazing. 895 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,793 I don't know what you think you know about me, 896 00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,505 but I need you out of my office. 897 00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:49,760 Fine. 898 00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:51,796 I'll make it easy for you. 899 00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:53,840 Do not make me call security. 900 00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:57,681 And tell them what? That I assaulted you sexually? 901 00:55:58,981 --> 00:56:02,315 Tara, this isn't happening. 902 00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:06,190 - I'm sorry. I just... - It's okay. 903 00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,070 Oh, God. 904 00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:25,997 I... 905 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:27,673 Well, you can't. 906 00:56:27,968 --> 00:56:30,176 Spring semester starts in three weeks 907 00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:33,508 and you have two sections already filled. 908 00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:34,638 I'm sorry. 909 00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:37,016 - Sorry? - I can recommend a replacement. 910 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:39,849 I can't replace you, John, you know that. 911 00:56:40,147 --> 00:56:41,354 The students love you. 912 00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:42,559 Your class is filled in an hour. 913 00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:46,977 If you wanted to teach a third section, that would sell out, too. 914 00:56:47,279 --> 00:56:48,269 What's going on here? 915 00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:51,986 Something's come up and I have to go. 916 00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:54,446 - What? - It's personal. 917 00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:56,737 Look. I'll get Chandra and we can fix this... 918 00:56:57,039 --> 00:56:58,246 No, Gill, please. 919 00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:00,953 I just have to go. 920 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:05,578 Please, don't do this to me. 921 00:57:05,881 --> 00:57:09,295 I regret it, Gill. Deeply, I do. 922 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:14,554 Well, obviously, I can't give you a recommendation under these circumstances. 923 00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:16,635 Everywhere you go, I'll have to tell them 924 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:19,051 about this mess you're dumping in my lap. 925 00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:21,185 I understand. 926 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,597 Paperwork for the semester all wrapped up? 927 00:57:23,899 --> 00:57:25,561 Grades logged, evaluations, all that? 928 00:57:25,859 --> 00:57:29,023 Yes. The last couple of things, I'll take care of today. 929 00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:31,483 You're leaving that soon? 930 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:36,739 I truly hope that eventually there are no hard feelings. 931 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:42,407 I'll get over it. But this stinks. 932 00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:46,123 I was hoping to give you my chair in five or six years. 933 00:57:47,214 --> 00:57:50,252 I'd have been honored to take it. 934 00:57:58,183 --> 00:57:59,799 What the hell were you thinking? 935 00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:03,971 I don't know. I just... You know. 936 00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:06,514 Okay, what else did he say? 937 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:08,149 Nothing. 938 00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:10,693 But... 939 00:58:11,863 --> 00:58:13,980 What? What else? 940 00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:17,696 I think I maybe spilled the beans a little bit. 941 00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:19,194 What beans? 942 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,738 That we know about him. 943 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,576 Oh, my... 944 00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:26,959 What exactly did you say? 945 00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:28,165 Um... 946 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:32,298 Well, I... I mean, does it matter? If he knows that we know... 947 00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:34,675 Then he'll disappear for good! 948 00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:38,589 Oh, crap, Jenkins is on his way down here. He's on the road right now. 949 00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:41,553 - Well, can you call him? - Yeah. 950 00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:53,728 Voice mail. 951 00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:57,323 Hey, Dr. Jenkins. It's Isabel Chang. Listen, um... 952 00:58:57,617 --> 00:59:02,112 Professor Young maybe knows we know and might be leaving here really soon. 953 00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:08,331 Please let me know what time you're gonna get here. What we should do. 954 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:12,914 Okay. 955 00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:15,170 Let's find the guys. 956 00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,631 - It's gonna be okay. - All right. 957 00:59:19,014 --> 00:59:22,803 - I knew it. I just knew it. - Carolyn, please... 958 00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:26,560 What, stay calm? Don't get worked up? No, why would I? 959 00:59:26,855 --> 00:59:27,515 I'm only asking that you... 960 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:32,229 Let you slip away quietly, huh? No muss, no fuss? 961 00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:35,065 I've left you money, of course. I don't want you to be... 962 00:59:35,363 --> 00:59:39,357 I don't need your fucking charity, John! 963 00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:41,776 I have a job. 964 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,282 I need you. 965 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:47,873 I'm sorry. 966 00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:50,160 I don't understand why you're leaving. 967 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:53,921 I mean, the explanation part got by me somehow. 968 00:59:54,674 --> 00:59:56,666 I told you from the start 969 00:59:56,968 --> 00:59:58,254 that I would eventually move on. 970 00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:02,217 Yeah, but that's something people say. Like... 971 01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:05,759 "I hate dogs", "I'm never getting married", "I don't want kids". 972 01:00:06,061 --> 01:00:08,178 People say that shit all the time, and guess what? 973 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:11,188 Five years later, they're married, with kids. 974 01:00:11,483 --> 01:00:12,894 And a dog! 975 01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:14,684 Not me. 976 01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:17,736 Well, apparently not. 977 01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:21,816 Oh, Jesus, John... 978 01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:27,331 How can a man with so much passion be so cold? 979 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:30,082 What was this to you? 980 01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:32,790 I've told you how I feel. 981 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:38,716 Because I'm leaving does not mean that I don't care about you. 982 01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:40,797 Oh, wow. 983 01:00:41,096 --> 01:00:43,930 That's all I'm going to get out of you, isn't it? 984 01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:45,840 - Carolyn... - No, just save it. Look. 985 01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:51,138 I'll be back in a few days. I assume you'll be gone by then? 986 01:00:51,439 --> 01:00:52,771 Yes. 987 01:00:53,525 --> 01:00:57,189 Well, Merry Christmas, John. 988 01:00:57,779 --> 01:00:59,987 Thanks for everything. 989 01:01:13,128 --> 01:01:15,120 Well, just keep him there. 990 01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:17,084 How are we supposed to do that? 991 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:23,879 I don't know. But just keep him there. I'm still about two hours away. 992 01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:27,265 You can't get here any faster? 993 01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:31,932 No. I can only go so fast. 994 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:37,396 But don't tell him I'm coming. That'll only make him leave faster. 995 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,276 Alright. Do your best. 996 01:01:39,571 --> 01:01:43,406 Yes, I will do my best. 997 01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:48,995 - Just keep him there? How? - We know where he lives. 998 01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:51,781 Oh. You wanna go talk to him again? 999 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:53,494 You think that's the best course of action right now? 1000 01:01:53,793 --> 01:01:59,209 What choice do we have? If we don't go see him now, we'll never see him again. 1001 01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:02,750 Let's go. 1002 01:02:37,671 --> 01:02:39,913 - Hello. - Please don't leave yet. 1003 01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:41,706 Just stay one more night. 1004 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:44,546 - Have dinner with us. - We only want to talk. 1005 01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:47,552 I think it's best for everybody if I hit the road now. 1006 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:50,055 Please, Professor. I have so many questions for you. 1007 01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:54,060 I'm sure my replacement will be at least as knowledgeable as I am. 1008 01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:56,937 You know that's not what we mean. 1009 01:02:57,232 --> 01:02:59,019 I don't know what you want from me. 1010 01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:02,060 - We don't want anything from you. - I want to learn from you. 1011 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:04,900 This looks a lot more like stalking. 1012 01:03:05,323 --> 01:03:07,565 We read the book. 1013 01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:15,198 Don't deny that you're John Oldman. 1014 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:18,454 I see. 1015 01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:25,128 I'm-I'm sorry. It's fiction. 1016 01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:29,007 Yes, I knew Art Jenkins. 1017 01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:32,799 And yes, we gathered at my cabin. And played a game. 1018 01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:38,096 A game. A bunch of eggheads playing intellectual charades. 1019 01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:40,230 Maybe it went too far. 1020 01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:45,111 Art got angry and I guess this was his response. 1021 01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:46,566 And it's my understanding that 1022 01:03:46,865 --> 01:03:49,949 things have not gone well for him since its publication. 1023 01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:52,075 Early retirement. 1024 01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:53,281 Laughed out of academia. 1025 01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:58,041 That can happen when you publish a science fiction novel as fact. 1026 01:03:58,335 --> 01:04:00,793 So you're saying it's all lies. That Jenkins just made the whole thing up. 1027 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:05,297 I'm saying that just because you write a book and call it 'non-fiction' 1028 01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:07,959 doesn't make it true. 1029 01:04:09,804 --> 01:04:11,295 You're safe with us. 1030 01:04:11,598 --> 01:04:16,343 We respect you and want to help you spread the word. 1031 01:04:17,771 --> 01:04:20,730 - What word? - The word... 1032 01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:23,600 of God. 1033 01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:26,485 You think I'm trying to spread the word of God? 1034 01:04:26,780 --> 01:04:28,646 - Aren't you? - No. 1035 01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:32,487 I am a teacher, not a preacher. 1036 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:33,450 Jesus was a teacher. 1037 01:04:33,745 --> 01:04:36,579 "Go ye into the world and teach all nations." 1038 01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:39,786 - You said that. - Maybe in class. I teach the Bible. 1039 01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:43,920 You are the living embodiment of Jesus Christ. You are Him. 1040 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:45,671 Always have been, and still are. 1041 01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:48,708 That is... What's the word I'm looking for? 1042 01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:50,751 Nuts. 1043 01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:53,717 I'm not even Christian. 1044 01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:58,347 Were you or were you not Jesus? 1045 01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:04,770 Whatever it is you kids are looking for, 1046 01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:08,436 whatever it is you think I can tell you... 1047 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:12,698 You're going to have to find it somewhere else. 1048 01:05:14,202 --> 01:05:16,785 Alright, Professor. 1049 01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:18,863 Have a good life. 1050 01:05:19,165 --> 01:05:21,999 A good, long life. 1051 01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:33,044 Oh, shit. 1052 01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:34,006 - What happened? - What did you do? 1053 01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:36,388 - I just tried to keep him here. - So you killed him? 1054 01:05:36,683 --> 01:05:39,517 I didn't kill him. I tased him. He hit his head. 1055 01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:41,677 Is he breathing? 1056 01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:45,772 Well? 1057 01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:48,650 - Yeah, he's alive. - You are a lunatic. 1058 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,857 - We have to call an ambulance. - Hang on, hang on. Wait. 1059 01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:56,322 What, you wanna make sure he's dead? You wanna be the guy who killed the immortal? 1060 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:58,326 - Well... - Hello? 1061 01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,157 If Jenkins' story is true... 1062 01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:01,743 Then he's been through a lot worse. 1063 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:06,001 You are insane. We have to get him to a doctor. 1064 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:08,128 - - Hello? - What did you take? 1065 01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:11,211 - I'm sorry, I can't hear you. - Art. 1066 01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:12,750 Art Jenkins. 1067 01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:14,588 Dr. Jenkins. What's up? 1068 01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:16,675 My car died. Piece of crap. 1069 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:20,808 I'm broken down by the side of the road. You didn't let John leave, did you? 1070 01:06:21,102 --> 01:06:23,435 - Please tell me you didn't. - He's still here. 1071 01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:28,316 - Where are you? - I don't know. Red Bluff. 1072 01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:30,818 That's about an hour away. 1073 01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:33,980 - His car broke down in Red Bluff. - Where's that? 1074 01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:39,277 - Can you tell me exactly where you are? - It's where the 99 meets the 5. 1075 01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:43,038 There's a motel, and a lot of dirt. 1076 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:47,998 - Can't he just take an Uber? - You guys go. I've got this. 1077 01:06:48,296 --> 01:06:50,788 Okay, Dr. Jenkins. We're gonna come pick you up. 1078 01:06:51,090 --> 01:06:51,796 Just stay there. 1079 01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:55,300 We're on our way. We'll call when we're close, okay? 1080 01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:58,087 Okay. Thank you. 1081 01:06:59,224 --> 01:07:02,137 God dammit! 1082 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:05,223 Okay, so is there anything else that I should be doing? 1083 01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:07,479 How long until you get here? Okay. 1084 01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:11,609 Yeah. Okay, okay, I'll see you soon. Thank you. 1085 01:07:12,153 --> 01:07:12,643 Okay, just... 1086 01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:15,063 You guys go. Ambulance is on the way, okay? 1087 01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:16,606 And take the idiot with you. 1088 01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:18,274 Are you sure? 1089 01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:20,033 - Yeah, I got it. - Oh, my God. 1090 01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:24,789 What's gonna happen when he wakes up? He's gonna be so pissed. 1091 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,450 Well, he forgave Judas. 1092 01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:30,498 Let's go. 1093 01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:29,227 Philip. 1094 01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:33,478 You need to release me. 1095 01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:36,856 Philip. 1096 01:08:37,155 --> 01:08:39,647 What am I doing here? 1097 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:44,159 You've kidnapped me. Do you realize that? 1098 01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:47,909 We just wanted you to stay. 1099 01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,414 I wanted to go. 1100 01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:52,452 So you knocked me out and tied me to a chair. 1101 01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:53,744 No, um... 1102 01:08:54,047 --> 01:08:55,254 Cut me loose. 1103 01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:59,383 I'll leave. You'll never hear from me again. 1104 01:08:59,719 --> 01:09:01,255 I'm sorry. 1105 01:09:02,889 --> 01:09:05,006 - I can't. - Yes, you can. 1106 01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:08,642 Just cut the tape and walk away. 1107 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:12,604 Do you want something to drink? 1108 01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:14,849 No. 1109 01:09:16,194 --> 01:09:18,186 Why are you doing this? 1110 01:09:19,781 --> 01:09:21,363 Philip! 1111 01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:26,076 I want to know the truth. 1112 01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:28,533 You want to know the truth. 1113 01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:31,869 Where are the others? 1114 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:34,535 They'll be back soon. 1115 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:39,836 So is there a plan, or are you guys just winging it? 1116 01:09:40,134 --> 01:09:43,593 I mean, am I going to be tortured for information? I don't 1117 01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:47,757 know where the bomb is hidden, I don't have any gold treasure stashing. 1118 01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:50,642 They just went to go get Dr. Jenkins. 1119 01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:52,974 Art. 1120 01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:55,559 Art is an angry, bitter man. 1121 01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:57,975 He does not have our best interest at heart. 1122 01:09:58,277 --> 01:10:00,269 He only wants to talk to you. 1123 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:02,980 I'm tied to a chair 1124 01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:05,365 and Art wants to talk to me. 1125 01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:09,904 I'm concerned for your safety. You need to cut me loose. 1126 01:10:15,294 --> 01:10:17,661 Where do you worship, Philip? 1127 01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:20,502 I mean, I'm assuming that you worship somewhere because you seem... 1128 01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:24,669 Will you please just stop talking? Please. 1129 01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:26,837 Wouldn't sitting here in silence be much worse? 1130 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:29,598 I don't know, okay? I'm just trying to think. 1131 01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:32,350 Okay. 1132 01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:49,068 It's the Jubilee Christian Fellowship, my church. 1133 01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:55,454 I've heard of it. You live locally with your mother, right? 1134 01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:59,291 She attends as well? 1135 01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:00,921 Yeah. 1136 01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:04,003 She know where you are right now? 1137 01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:07,545 She's at a retreat. 1138 01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:08,382 What kind? 1139 01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:12,015 Transformation Conference. It's about... 1140 01:11:13,311 --> 01:11:15,803 preparing for the future. 1141 01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:18,225 Protecting the church. 1142 01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:21,642 So she's very involved. Both of you are. 1143 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:26,188 Yeah, it's her mostly, because I'm busy with school. 1144 01:11:26,491 --> 01:11:29,825 You'll be more involved after you graduate, right? 1145 01:11:30,661 --> 01:11:33,495 - These... - I have questions, okay? 1146 01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:36,282 I have some questions. Will you answer them? 1147 01:11:36,584 --> 01:11:38,871 To the best of my ability. 1148 01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:44,127 - I want to... - You want to talk about Jesus. 1149 01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:50,004 Okay. 1150 01:11:51,808 --> 01:11:56,803 You believe the Bible as the word of God, right? 1151 01:11:57,104 --> 01:11:58,220 Absolutely. 1152 01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:00,981 How did you come to that belief? 1153 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:07,571 Um... Growing up, my dad drank. 1154 01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:12,611 And he hit my mother, so we got out of there. 1155 01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:15,154 Some people took us in and they, uh... 1156 01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:20,702 They brought us to the church, and it saved us, really. 1157 01:12:23,464 --> 01:12:28,175 We were baptized. Born again. 1158 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:33,260 And you now have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ as your savior? 1159 01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:35,470 Yes, sir, I do. 1160 01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:38,973 What would he want you to do now? 1161 01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:43,895 I don't know. Why don't you tell me? 1162 01:12:45,653 --> 01:12:48,066 Who exactly do you think I am? 1163 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:49,070 I don't know. 1164 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:53,735 I don't know. You're certainly the best professor that I've ever had. 1165 01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:56,494 And you know more about the Bible than even Pastor Michaels, 1166 01:12:56,789 --> 01:12:59,657 plus every other religion besides. 1167 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:03,244 Most of my teachers, they don't... 1168 01:13:03,838 --> 01:13:04,828 they won't... 1169 01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:07,839 acknowledge the central truth of scripture. They... 1170 01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:14,381 believe that faith and science can't co-exist and that's just not true. 1171 01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:17,262 That's not how you teach it. 1172 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:22,305 That just means I'm a decent teacher. Right? 1173 01:13:23,190 --> 01:13:28,777 I met Isabel freshman year. It was in your Intro class. 1174 01:13:29,196 --> 01:13:33,566 She was the first one of us to realize there'sjust something... 1175 01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:37,202 different about you and... 1176 01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,951 The way you spoke. 1177 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,873 I mean, you saved that janitor's life. 1178 01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:48,255 That was just CPR, you could do it. 1179 01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:50,211 You talked that girl out of suicide. 1180 01:13:50,509 --> 01:13:51,875 She just needed someone to hear her. 1181 01:13:52,178 --> 01:13:55,387 Yeah, but there's all the other weird stuff, too. You know, like... 1182 01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:56,842 how there's no pictures of you anywhere. 1183 01:13:57,141 --> 01:13:59,633 There's no record of you online before you started teaching at the school. 1184 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:04,897 I've got my own reasons for wanting to be very private these days. 1185 01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:07,182 That's all. 1186 01:14:09,654 --> 01:14:10,815 I mean, on one hand... 1187 01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:16,984 what if God really did send His Son to Earth to spread His word. 1188 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,118 Maybe you're exactly how He'd do it, right? 1189 01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:22,702 Allow a man to live for thousands and thousands of years, 1190 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:23,740 traveling the world, collecting 1191 01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:28,788 all of this knowledge and wisdom, and once he's finally got it... 1192 01:14:29,090 --> 01:14:30,831 he starts preaching. 1193 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:34,501 What he's saying is the truth, so people grasp it right away. 1194 01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:39,094 It's like Christianity. It took over the world in just a couple of hundred years. 1195 01:14:39,392 --> 01:14:40,758 Yes, it did. 1196 01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:45,679 It makes a certain kind of sense. 1197 01:14:45,982 --> 01:14:48,269 And you want to believe that story. 1198 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:53,483 I'm not sure. Because... 1199 01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:57,320 if you are Jesus, then... 1200 01:14:57,618 --> 01:15:00,452 that means that the Bible is just... 1201 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:04,455 fiction. 1202 01:15:05,292 --> 01:15:05,622 I need... 1203 01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:09,878 I want to know the truth. I need to know the truth. Can you... 1204 01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,038 just tell me the truth, please? 1205 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:15,834 If I tell you the truth, Philip, will you let me go? 1206 01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:18,219 Yeah, I guess so. 1207 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:21,552 - Okay, I want you to listen very carefully. - Okay, just wait a second... 1208 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:27,392 Two thousand years ago, I stood on a hill in Galilee 1209 01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:28,020 and I spoke 1210 01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:32,730 some basic spiritual truths I'd picked up over the years. 1211 01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:36,363 And when the gospels were written, they called me Christ. 1212 01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:38,364 But frankly, the whole thing got a lot bigger 1213 01:15:38,659 --> 01:15:42,573 and went in a very different direction than I ever intended. 1214 01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:47,458 It got violent and scary and I took off. 1215 01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:50,460 I've kept my head down ever since. 1216 01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:55,420 And I have to move on far more often than I would like. 1217 01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:59,089 But lately something's changed. 1218 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:03,974 I'm getting lines in my face, gray hair. I don't heal as fast as I used to. 1219 01:16:04,268 --> 01:16:05,804 And I don't know if it's something in the air, 1220 01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:10,188 or in the water, the food. Something in my blood, or DNA... 1221 01:16:10,483 --> 01:16:15,729 or a ticking time bomb in my soul. I feel different. 1222 01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:19,068 Are you dying? 1223 01:16:19,366 --> 01:16:24,452 I don't know. Maybe. Maybe I'm just changing. 1224 01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:26,742 Into what? 1225 01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:31,665 If your time is limited, it's more important now than ever 1226 01:16:31,962 --> 01:16:33,203 for you to come forward. 1227 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:38,297 For you to spread the word as only you can. 1228 01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:44,423 I've thought about it a lot and I want to help. 1229 01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:48,685 There is so much pain and suffering. 1230 01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:55,018 The New Testament said that I would return, but the truth is I never left. 1231 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,273 The Book of Revelation says that 1232 01:16:57,571 --> 01:17:01,611 Jesus will rule over this planet with his believers for a thousand years. 1233 01:17:01,909 --> 01:17:06,870 Shouldn't there be a better way to help people than ruling over them like a king? 1234 01:17:07,248 --> 01:17:10,787 But what about the Rapture, where the Dead in Christ will rise? 1235 01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:15,125 Why not bring them into the light now? Why condemn them to darkness? 1236 01:17:15,422 --> 01:17:18,836 Because they've condemned themselves to darkness. 1237 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:19,625 That's harsh. 1238 01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:23,671 No, it isn't. That's the fate of those who haven't been saved. 1239 01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:26,761 As the fate of those who've abandoned their faith. 1240 01:17:27,059 --> 01:17:29,221 Everyone can be saved. 1241 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:32,433 Everyone can find peace and love. 1242 01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:38,398 Why not create a Heaven on Earth now? We can help do that. 1243 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:41,272 But right now... 1244 01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:43,281 I need your help. 1245 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:45,317 What can I do? 1246 01:17:45,619 --> 01:17:47,906 It's time to cut me loose. 1247 01:17:54,128 --> 01:17:55,915 Yeah, okay. 1248 01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:12,636 Okay, what's your plan? 1249 01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:15,055 One step at a time. 1250 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:18,941 If you're the Son of God, why can't you just cut yourself loose? 1251 01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:22,900 Son of Man. No magical powers. 1252 01:18:25,326 --> 01:18:27,113 Okay, you want a plan. 1253 01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:28,822 There are many paths to enlightenment, 1254 01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:32,159 including the born-again experience that you've had. 1255 01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:35,121 But there are equally valid paths. 1256 01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:36,876 No, there aren't. 1257 01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:40,335 It says in Matthew 18:3... 1258 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:41,293 Um... 1259 01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:42,582 Jesus tells his disciples: 1260 01:18:42,885 --> 01:18:44,922 "Except ye be converted, and become as little children, 1261 01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:46,507 ye shall not enter into the kingdom of Heaven." 1262 01:18:46,805 --> 01:18:49,422 There are other approaches to enlightenment that have been practiced 1263 01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:52,058 throughout time across the globe. 1264 01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:54,345 Why wouldn't we draw on that experience, and that wisdom? 1265 01:18:54,647 --> 01:18:58,561 But do these other paths involve the cleansing blood of Christ? Because... 1266 01:18:58,859 --> 01:19:01,852 The path is less important than the goal: 1267 01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:04,942 a personal transformation... 1268 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:07,073 that enables us 1269 01:19:07,368 --> 01:19:09,530 to empathize with others and bring 1270 01:19:09,828 --> 01:19:12,286 Heaven here on Earth right now. 1271 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:16,621 Rational humans have existed on this planet for 200,000 years. 1272 01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:21,209 Right? The New Testament has only existed for a fraction of that time, Philip. 1273 01:19:21,507 --> 01:19:25,467 No, no. This is liberal theological nonsense. 1274 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:28,094 What, so you're a Methodist now? 1275 01:19:28,681 --> 01:19:30,798 - I'm not being clear... - Nah, you know what? 1276 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:31,965 I've had a personal relationship 1277 01:19:32,268 --> 01:19:35,386 with Jesus Christ as my savior for the past ten years now. 1278 01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:36,269 I think I know who Jesus is, 1279 01:19:36,563 --> 01:19:39,271 and I can tell you right now you don't sound anything like him. 1280 01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:42,149 I don't know which translation of the Bible you've read, 1281 01:19:42,444 --> 01:19:45,357 - whoseversion... - It's so seductive, isn't it? 1282 01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:50,697 It's so seductive. The desire to believe you is so strong. 1283 01:19:52,413 --> 01:19:53,324 But if word of your existence got out 1284 01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:58,333 and Isabel had her wayand people started worshipping you, it could destroy the world. 1285 01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:01,916 I have no intention of starting a religion. 1286 01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:09,135 You're a real smooth talker, Professor Young. 1287 01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:16,511 While you're certainly not Jesus, you do remind me of someone else from the Bible. 1288 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:20,681 Someone with miraculous powers of persuasion. 1289 01:20:21,025 --> 01:20:23,733 Someone obsessed with transforming the world, 1290 01:20:24,028 --> 01:20:27,271 overturning the true message of the Bible. 1291 01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:31,191 You're not Jesus Christ. 1292 01:20:32,036 --> 01:20:34,244 You're the Anti-Christ. 1293 01:20:35,122 --> 01:20:38,536 Cut me loose, Philip, so we can discuss this rationally, please. 1294 01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:43,120 Sure, yeah. Cut loose the Anti-Christ. 1295 01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,038 What harm could possibly come from that? 1296 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,333 Why don't you listen to yourself? 1297 01:20:47,634 --> 01:20:52,470 A minute earlier, you're prepared to believe that I'm Jesus. Now... 1298 01:20:52,765 --> 01:20:53,926 I'm the Anti-Christ. 1299 01:20:54,224 --> 01:20:56,682 I'm not sure who you are. 1300 01:20:56,977 --> 01:21:00,971 Maybe you're just a regular guy who's a really good story teller. 1301 01:21:01,273 --> 01:21:02,730 But you're the one who claimed to be Jesus, 1302 01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:05,768 and right now, you sound more like the Great Deceiver. 1303 01:21:06,070 --> 01:21:09,154 Do you even know what the Anti-Christ is? 1304 01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:12,407 The concept doesn't exist in the Bible. 1305 01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:17,321 It's a distortion that superstitious monks created by pulling 1306 01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:19,990 completely unrelated passages together. 1307 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,750 Now the word "Antichrist" 1308 01:21:23,045 --> 01:21:25,788 appears in the Epistles of John... 1309 01:21:26,090 --> 01:21:27,831 but it never refers to a single person. 1310 01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:30,295 You know that I'm talking about the really really bad guy 1311 01:21:30,594 --> 01:21:33,837 from the Book of Revelation, whatever medieval monks named him. 1312 01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:36,472 Okay. What malevolent creature 1313 01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:41,683 from the Book of Revelation do I remotely resemble to you? 1314 01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:46,016 There's the seven-headed Beast 1315 01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:49,272 who is wounded to death. 1316 01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:53,190 His wounds miraculously heal. You can do that. 1317 01:21:54,076 --> 01:21:57,194 The Beast blasphemes God and Heaven, 1318 01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:59,829 much like your theology of many paths. 1319 01:22:00,124 --> 01:22:01,660 Ultimately everyone left on Earth is 1320 01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:05,999 worshiping him. Seems like you're pushing for a similar plan. 1321 01:22:06,296 --> 01:22:09,209 All that's missing is the 666. 1322 01:22:10,217 --> 01:22:12,129 You got any tattoos? 1323 01:22:13,846 --> 01:22:16,338 The nonsense about the Beast 1324 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:20,259 is fantasy literature and nothing more. 1325 01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:23,561 You really don't believe in the Bible, do you? 1326 01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:27,145 It's a book, written by people. 1327 01:22:28,068 --> 01:22:31,061 Whatever you are, you're a serious enemy of the Bible, 1328 01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:35,107 and your message could have catastrophic effects on the Christian faith. 1329 01:22:35,409 --> 01:22:36,650 You are a threat. 1330 01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:38,614 I just want to be left alone. 1331 01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:41,120 I don't believe you. 1332 01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:45,249 I haven't lied to you once. 1333 01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:46,910 Hah! 1334 01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:48,328 I have an idea. 1335 01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:51,122 Let's have a little test of faith. 1336 01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:53,379 For me or for you? 1337 01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:55,339 Both of us. 1338 01:22:56,346 --> 01:22:58,463 I know what I believe in. 1339 01:22:58,891 --> 01:23:02,805 Okay. So if I am the Beast... 1340 01:23:03,103 --> 01:23:07,097 what do you think God would have you do with me? 1341 01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,107 Probably kill you. 1342 01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:13,816 Then do it. Let's end this. 1343 01:23:14,114 --> 01:23:16,606 I didn't exactly say you were the Anti-Christ. 1344 01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:19,572 I just said it could be a possibility. 1345 01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:20,701 Well, that's good news. 1346 01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:22,828 If you're not going to kill me for being the Beast, 1347 01:23:23,123 --> 01:23:24,159 you're going to have to let me go sometime. 1348 01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:27,451 There's still the possibility that you could be Jesus, and I can't let you go 1349 01:23:27,753 --> 01:23:29,164 until I know one way or the other. 1350 01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:30,749 I already told you I was. 1351 01:23:31,048 --> 01:23:33,210 That doesn't prove anything. 1352 01:23:33,717 --> 01:23:36,755 Then plunge your knife into me and find out for sure. 1353 01:23:37,054 --> 01:23:41,344 If I'm Jesus, I'll survive. Or die and be reborn. 1354 01:23:41,642 --> 01:23:45,306 Maybe you're just a manipulative story teller, and I'd be a murderer. 1355 01:23:45,604 --> 01:23:46,014 That's right. 1356 01:23:46,313 --> 01:23:52,731 But it still comes down to the same choices: stab me or let me go. 1357 01:23:54,196 --> 01:23:58,736 So just, stick this knife in your eye or something? 1358 01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:01,651 Why not place it on my right side? 1359 01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:05,948 - Like the Roman soldier with the spear. - Yes. 1360 01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:11,912 So you want me to stab you right now as an act of faith. 1361 01:24:12,214 --> 01:24:14,080 I didn't say that. 1362 01:24:15,467 --> 01:24:16,708 But what if I want to? 1363 01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:17,875 Then you would be... 1364 01:24:20,347 --> 01:24:21,679 Philip. 1365 01:24:29,690 --> 01:24:31,397 P- Professor? 1366 01:24:32,109 --> 01:24:34,066 P- ProfessorYoung? 1367 01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:38,563 J- Jesus Christ. What... 1368 01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:14,976 Hi, you've reached Philip. Sorry I can't get to the phone right now... 1369 01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:16,393 No answer. 1370 01:25:16,695 --> 01:25:18,527 Philip, what's up? Where are you? 1371 01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:22,236 We have Dr. Jenkins, we're really close. Call me. 1372 01:25:22,743 --> 01:25:26,737 So what's your problem with him, anyway? Hm? 1373 01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,746 - Me? - Yeah. What'd he ever do to you? 1374 01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:34,002 Aside from the fact that he ruined my life? That problem? 1375 01:25:35,047 --> 01:25:37,164 Don't get salty, dude. 1376 01:25:37,466 --> 01:25:39,173 What happened, Dr. Jenkins? 1377 01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:42,085 Well, you read my book, Isabel. Yes? 1378 01:25:42,429 --> 01:25:45,547 You were all good friends, academic peers... 1379 01:25:45,849 --> 01:25:49,934 He told you his story one night, then "just kidding" and poof, he vanished. 1380 01:25:50,228 --> 01:25:54,188 I was angry. I felt betrayed. We all felt betrayed. 1381 01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:57,772 And I left there that evening, wanting to expose him for the lunatic 1382 01:25:58,070 --> 01:26:02,440 - that I thought he was. - So you became a ninja stalker. 1383 01:26:02,741 --> 01:26:05,358 I'd given up hope of finding him until I saw your email. 1384 01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:10,406 But that doesn't explain how you went from a skeptic to a believer. 1385 01:26:10,707 --> 01:26:12,539 I'm an archaeologist. 1386 01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:16,453 I dug deep, looking for the truth, but I... 1387 01:26:16,755 --> 01:26:21,921 couldn't disprove his fantastic story. 1388 01:26:22,219 --> 01:26:25,087 So I published. And... 1389 01:26:25,389 --> 01:26:28,223 Got run out of Dodge on a rail. 1390 01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:30,926 Sucks to be you. 1391 01:26:32,646 --> 01:26:34,103 Tara... 1392 01:26:34,398 --> 01:26:36,731 No, I would agree. 1393 01:26:45,117 --> 01:26:47,109 I guess the ambulance has already come and gone. 1394 01:26:47,411 --> 01:26:49,243 Well, they left the front door open. Maybe there's a note. 1395 01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:52,656 Start calling hospitals. There can't be that many in this town. 1396 01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:57,578 - ProfessorYoung's truck is gone. - Hello? Anybody home? 1397 01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:03,170 Still no answer. Philip, what's up? Where are you? 1398 01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:14,018 Hello? 1399 01:27:21,445 --> 01:27:22,936 Look, there's blood. 1400 01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:25,025 Oh, no. 1401 01:27:36,460 --> 01:27:37,246 Oh, shit. 1402 01:27:37,544 --> 01:27:40,161 Okay, okay. What went on here? 1403 01:27:40,464 --> 01:27:44,048 I don't know. Philip said he was calling an ambulance. 1404 01:27:44,342 --> 01:27:44,877 You need to call the police. 1405 01:27:45,177 --> 01:27:49,672 - We don't know what happened. - That's why you need to call the police. 1406 01:27:49,973 --> 01:27:52,886 Philip might have done something stupid. 1407 01:27:53,185 --> 01:27:55,768 Don't touch that. You have to dial 911. 1408 01:27:56,062 --> 01:27:59,772 There's a broken chair and some blood. We don't know what went on. 1409 01:28:00,066 --> 01:28:03,525 Two people and a car are missing. 1410 01:28:03,820 --> 01:28:05,311 We have to find Philip. 1411 01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:07,856 No, you have to call the p... 1412 01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:09,110 I'll do it. 1413 01:28:09,409 --> 01:28:12,026 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, just one minute, okay? 1414 01:28:12,329 --> 01:28:14,696 I don't want to get in trouble, okay? No one does. 1415 01:28:14,998 --> 01:28:16,079 Let's just think about what happened. 1416 01:28:16,374 --> 01:28:19,458 If the ambulance came, then ProfessorYoung is in the hospital. 1417 01:28:19,753 --> 01:28:21,915 No. The paramedics would have stopped the bleeding down here. 1418 01:28:22,214 --> 01:28:25,252 There wouldn't be a blood trail all the way up the stairs right there. 1419 01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:27,883 - We're not criminals. - No, no, you have no choice. 1420 01:28:28,178 --> 01:28:30,044 If the cops come, then we all get arrested, okay? 1421 01:28:30,347 --> 01:28:35,593 Forget college, forget everything. Our lives are totally over, period. 1422 01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:38,477 But where are they? 1423 01:28:38,772 --> 01:28:42,982 Do you think Professor Young killed Philip? 1424 01:28:43,276 --> 01:28:44,687 - I... - No way. 1425 01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:46,022 Maybe Philip killed ProfessorYoung. 1426 01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:50,361 Now that is impossible. Because he would have had to cut his head off. 1427 01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:52,571 And there's not enough blood in here for that. 1428 01:28:52,869 --> 01:28:53,279 Ewgh! 1429 01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:54,284 That's a little graphic. 1430 01:28:54,579 --> 01:28:57,287 Maybe they both just drove away together. 1431 01:28:57,582 --> 01:28:58,948 After having a knife fight? 1432 01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:01,834 Or a ritual sacrifice? 1433 01:29:02,128 --> 01:29:06,839 Okay, ProfessorYoung was leaving... Maybe hejust left. 1434 01:29:07,133 --> 01:29:08,874 No, because the Van Gogh is still upstairs. 1435 01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:12,796 It doesn't make sense that he would leave it behind, after all these years. 1436 01:29:13,098 --> 01:29:15,636 Okay, listen. Tara, why don't you and Dr. Jenkins 1437 01:29:15,934 --> 01:29:17,300 call all the hospitals, see if he's there. 1438 01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:22,142 Liko and I will stay here, figure out what to do with this. 1439 01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:24,808 Sound like a plan? 1440 01:29:29,865 --> 01:29:32,027 Oh, boy... 1441 01:29:58,810 --> 01:30:00,301 John? 1442 01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:06,436 Harry. 1443 01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:11,528 John. 1444 01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:16,822 Oh, my God. 1445 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:18,236 Hah. 1446 01:30:18,538 --> 01:30:19,824 Well, I got your letter, obviously. 1447 01:30:20,123 --> 01:30:24,163 I was surprised to hear from you, to say the least. And a letter. 1448 01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:25,872 Well, 1449 01:30:26,171 --> 01:30:29,414 technology is not my friend these days. 1450 01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:39,887 It was a lot to absorb, John. 1451 01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:41,721 I know. 1452 01:30:43,897 --> 01:30:46,014 How are you feeling? 1453 01:30:46,316 --> 01:30:46,681 Still sore. 1454 01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:50,647 I'm not used to being injured for an extended period of time. 1455 01:30:50,946 --> 01:30:52,187 It's only been six weeks. 1456 01:30:52,489 --> 01:30:56,824 I've had much worse, and I'm usually up in a couple of days. 1457 01:30:57,160 --> 01:31:01,074 This is different, Harry. 1458 01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:01,991 How so? 1459 01:31:02,290 --> 01:31:06,660 I don't know. But I hope I'll find out soon. 1460 01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:11,502 I like the beard. Reminds me of a Schnauzer I had once. 1461 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,417 Ouch. Ouch. 1462 01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:17,507 No, no. I got it. 1463 01:31:17,806 --> 01:31:19,263 Okay. 1464 01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,219 So you're living here? 1465 01:31:21,518 --> 01:31:23,259 Uh, yes. 1466 01:31:23,561 --> 01:31:27,100 - How much longer? - I don't know. 1467 01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:28,731 Hmm. 1468 01:31:30,610 --> 01:31:35,150 I think I found a name for myself, Harry. A classification. 1469 01:31:35,448 --> 01:31:38,612 - 'Holocene Man'. - Ah, your dates are a little off. 1470 01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:41,823 The Holocene only goes back 12,000 years. And you, you're... 1471 01:31:42,122 --> 01:31:43,112 Oh, I know. 1472 01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:47,625 I saw the ice melt, watched the birth of an epoch. 1473 01:31:48,795 --> 01:31:51,003 Yeah, well, the scientific community is starting 1474 01:31:51,297 --> 01:31:54,631 to coalesce around the idea that the Holocene's over. 1475 01:31:54,926 --> 01:31:57,589 We're now living in the Anthropocene. 1476 01:31:57,887 --> 01:31:59,298 Ta-da! 1477 01:31:59,597 --> 01:32:04,809 The impact of man's activities on the planet being so severe, it's changed it permanently, 1478 01:32:05,103 --> 01:32:07,937 creating a whole new epoch. 1479 01:32:08,231 --> 01:32:11,895 That would explain a thing or two about my condition. 1480 01:32:12,569 --> 01:32:14,526 End of an era. 1481 01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:17,901 Oh, John. Come on, don't talk like that. 1482 01:32:18,199 --> 01:32:23,786 Well, everything ends. And apparently, nobody lives forever. 1483 01:32:27,667 --> 01:32:29,408 What is it? 1484 01:32:31,004 --> 01:32:35,749 John, I didn't do this, come here, for any reason, except you asked. 1485 01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:40,011 But since we're here, and since we're talking, I could really use your help. 1486 01:32:40,305 --> 01:32:45,767 It's my dad. He's been sick for a while. And now... 1487 01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:50,021 Would you be willing to come home with me? Just for a while? 1488 01:32:52,484 --> 01:32:54,316 I think he would really like to meet you. 1489 01:32:54,611 --> 01:32:58,195 I'll go check my calendar. But I think I'm free. 1490 01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:00,197 - Let's go. - Thank you. 1491 01:35:12,832 --> 01:35:14,698 - Dr. Jenkins? - Yeah. 1492 01:35:15,001 --> 01:35:16,617 Angelo Garcetti, FBI. 1493 01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:19,207 FBI? What can I do for you? 1494 01:35:19,505 --> 01:35:21,462 I was hoping we could talk about John Young, 1495 01:35:21,758 --> 01:35:24,922 aka John Oldman, aka John Magdel. 1496 01:35:25,220 --> 01:35:27,462 Yeah, yeah. I know who you mean. 1497 01:35:27,764 --> 01:35:29,756 I don't know where he is, if that's what you want to know. 1498 01:35:30,058 --> 01:35:34,052 Oh, I'm aware of that. If you knew where he was, I'd know where he was. 1499 01:35:34,354 --> 01:35:36,471 Oh. Is that so? 1500 01:35:36,773 --> 01:35:40,517 - Do you think he kidnapped Philip Nichols? - I hope not. 1501 01:35:40,818 --> 01:35:42,150 I'd hate to think he'd hurt a kid. 1502 01:35:42,445 --> 01:35:45,938 You have reason to believe he's capable of violence? 1503 01:35:46,241 --> 01:35:48,858 He hunts large animals with a bow and arrow, 1504 01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:51,652 and he butchers them with his own hands. 1505 01:35:51,955 --> 01:35:54,572 I have no idea what he's capable of. 1506 01:35:54,874 --> 01:35:55,660 I see. 1507 01:35:55,959 --> 01:35:58,542 You've said this man claims to be immortal? 1508 01:35:58,836 --> 01:36:01,044 Sometimes he claims it, sometimes he denies it. 1509 01:36:01,339 --> 01:36:03,581 - Do you think it's true? - I don't know anymore. 1510 01:36:03,883 --> 01:36:06,375 Maybe he's just older than he looks. 1511 01:36:06,678 --> 01:36:09,386 You describe him as over six feet, thin, 1512 01:36:09,681 --> 01:36:12,515 - with dark hair and eyes. - Yup. 1513 01:36:12,809 --> 01:36:14,300 Interesting. 1514 01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:16,594 Why? What's it to you? 1515 01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:17,727 It's a cold case. 1516 01:36:18,022 --> 01:36:21,481 Crazy thing. His description matches a guy, died years ago. 1517 01:36:21,776 --> 01:36:25,690 But witnesses keep placing him at the scene of violent crimes. 1518 01:36:25,989 --> 01:36:29,153 Sick, twisted stuff, nightmares. 1519 01:36:29,534 --> 01:36:30,741 Always a different name, 1520 01:36:31,035 --> 01:36:34,699 different place, but the same description. 1521 01:36:34,998 --> 01:36:38,992 I don't think John would hurt people intentionally. 1522 01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:43,755 But he is certainly a skilled identity fabricator. 1523 01:36:44,048 --> 01:36:45,004 Maybe so. 1524 01:36:45,300 --> 01:36:48,418 But an immortal, identity-changing serial killer... 1525 01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:51,508 Do you think such a thing could exist? 1526 01:36:52,890 --> 01:36:55,007 I think... 1527 01:36:56,102 --> 01:36:58,765 anything is possible. 1528 01:36:59,314 --> 01:37:05,902 Explosiveskull, Flitskikker and minouhse OpenSubtitles. org/Addic7ed. with