1
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2
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<i>Well, I guess it would be nice</i>
<i>If I could touch your body</i>

3
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<i>I know not everybody</i>
<i>Has got a body like you</i>

4
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<i>But I've got to think twice</i>
<i>Before I give my heart away</i>

5
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<i>And I know all the games you play</i>
<i>Because I play them too</i>

6
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<i>Oh, but I need some time off...</i>

7
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-Has he ever had hair on his head?
-Yes.

8
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-Did he, when you met him?
-No.

9
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But he's got hair everywhere else.
I don't want to know actually.

10
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<i>Well, it takes a strong man, baby</i>
<i>But I'm showing you the door</i>

11
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<i>Because I gotta have faith</i>

12
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<i>I gotta have faith</i>

13
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<i>Because I gotta have faith</i>

14
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<i>I gotta have faith</i>

15
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-Has he asked you to marry him?
-Yeah.

16
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-He has?
-Yes.

17
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What, you said no?

18
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<i>-Baa, baa, black sheep</i>
<i>-Baa, baa, black sheep</i>

19
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-You're not gonna have many chances.
-Okay.

20
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<i>Any wool, any, any wool</i>

21
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You got a limited number of eggs.

22
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<i>Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir</i>
<i>Yes, sir, I got three bags full</i>

23
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They're dropping out every month.

24
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And they lose quality
the older you get.

25
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That's why I only had you.

26
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I would have loved
to have had another stab at it.

27
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Thank you.

28
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<i>Black sheep</i>

29
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Right, okay, so as you know,

30
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Krebel Farms have asked us
to put the sexy back into eggs

31
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for their relaunch as a teen brand.

32
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-So, Nigel, how are you...?
-Sorry.

33
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There she is.
Come on in, do join us.

34
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So how are you two getting on
with the work you've been doing?

35
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Good. Yeah. We're working on...

36
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...egg deejays. Deejaying eggs.

37
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Omelet. Omelet decks.

38
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Sally did some pretty fun
mock-ups of the deejay...

39
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-All right, let's see those, then.
-I didn't bring it going today.

40
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Sorry. I can bring them next time.

41
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There isn't a next time, Sally.
This is the meeting to do with this.

42
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So any other ideas?

43
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I have a boiled egg every morning,

44
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and I'm convinced
they make your boobs grow.

45
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Mine just get bigger and bigger.

46
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Right. Market research does show
that we do need to address

47
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what people don't like about eggs
as much as what they do.

48
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-Exactly.
-Yeah.

49
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You're right. I mean, I really worry

50
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about the little brown bits
you find in the yolk.

51
00:05:06,661 --> 00:05:11,875
-I don't know. Is that a tiny stool?
-Stool?

52
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No, no, no. It's not a stool.
It's a bit of fetus, half-formed.

53
00:05:16,796 --> 00:05:19,132
Maybe that's how we should pitch
the campaign, you know.

54
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"Can you face the horror
within the shell?"

55
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We could, but right now I'm wondering
whether perhaps it'd be better

56
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if we just disguised
the eggshells altogether.

57
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Eggs in bras.

58
00:05:31,602 --> 00:05:33,855
That was one idea
we were thinking of.

59
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-Egg lingerie.
-Right, eggs and bras.

60
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A way of presenting the eggs
in a sort of fun, sexy, provocative way.

61
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You could do. I mean, we could
bring in your scene there

62
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because young girls do want to have
a chest, don't they, as they grow.

63
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So you could have...

64
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Eggs in trainer bras, maybe,
would be better.

65
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Fried eggs.
You know, like little girls have.

66
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Not the big'uns like she's got.

67
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Well, I had a full chest
by the age of ten.

68
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-I was eight.
-Oh, Sally?

69
00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:11,308
One got big at nine. The other one...

70
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Twelve? I don't know.

71
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No, I meant,
did you have any more ideas?

72
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-Sorry about earlier.
-No, it's fine. What happened?

73
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I just forgot everything.
Left all my stuff in the Tube.

74
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-In the Tube?
-What's that smell?

75
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It's probably my massive ball bag.

76
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Hey. I think she fancies me.

77
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-Sally?
-You know how she's all, like...

78
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...gets flustered about me,
and, like, walks off.

79
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That's classic pheromone stuff,
isn't it?

80
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I thought pheromones are supposed
to draw the opposite sex towards you.

81
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No, no, it repels them
because I'm so powerful.

82
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She gets overwhelmed.
Wants to go and lie down.

83
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So I was thinking I'd probably make
a move, if that's all right with you.

84
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Yeah. Fine. Why wouldn't it be?
Go for it.

85
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You've not been looking
for a rebound shag?

86
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No. No, that's all...

87
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I've shut up shop
in that department. Yeah.

88
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Do you mind if I...?

89
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Well, no, just labeling
my dairy products.

90
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-I have brittle bones.
-Okay.

91
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Well, my legs are useless, but...

92
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...it's good to keep
the bones present.

93
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-Just the bones.
-Right, yeah.

94
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I just wanted to say...

95
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I know we're both going
for the promotion, but...

96
00:07:42,063 --> 00:07:47,986
-Well, I hope we could be friends.
-Yeah, of course. I'd like that.

97
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I don't want people thinking
just because I'm in the chair that...

98
00:07:51,823 --> 00:07:56,035
...I've got an unfair advantage
over you.

99
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No, no, not at all.
I mean, I didn't notice the chair.

100
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-I was run over.
-I'm sorry.

101
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By my mom.

102
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God, that's awful. Was it recently?

103
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No, I was quite young.

104
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She reversed over me,
and then back again.

105
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She said she thought
it was a large dog.

106
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But we think she knew.

107
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Why don't you come along?

108
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Get off me!

109
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Get off me!

110
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It's ok, Baby.
Baby, stop. It's me.

111
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What the fuck are you?
Oh, my God.

112
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-I'm just trying to spice up...
-Jesus Christ!

113
00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:22,495
I'm just fed up with you saying
I'm boring and predictable

114
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and my penis is too small.

115
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I never said it was too small.

116
00:09:27,499 --> 00:09:29,752
I just said I couldn't feel anything.

117
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Where did you get the balaclava?

118
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Blacks. It was quite expensive.

119
00:09:38,302 --> 00:09:39,845
Well, can you take it back?

120
00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:43,515
I'll try.
I think I've still got the receipt.

121
00:09:43,682 --> 00:09:45,142
I'm going to bed.

122
00:09:51,898 --> 00:09:53,984
Sal.

123
00:09:54,151 --> 00:09:57,612
I know this
isn't the best time, but...

124
00:10:01,866 --> 00:10:04,577
David.

125
00:10:06,329 --> 00:10:10,124
Sally, will you marry me?

126
00:10:11,876 --> 00:10:13,920
God, it feels a bit weird after that.

127
00:10:14,087 --> 00:10:18,132
I know, I know, I know.
My timing is terrible, but...

128
00:10:18,299 --> 00:10:20,510
I love you, Sal.

129
00:10:20,676 --> 00:10:22,553
I love you.

130
00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:26,807
I want to lay roots down,
and start a family with you, please.

131
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,517
David.

132
00:10:28,684 --> 00:10:30,644
Please say yes.

133
00:10:31,812 --> 00:10:34,899
Sal, we've known each other
for ten years.

134
00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:43,616
-I'm so ill. Please.
-She's got a flu.

135
00:10:43,782 --> 00:10:47,661
I don't know, Sal. Please say yes.

136
00:10:47,828 --> 00:10:51,957
You're not getting any younger.
You're not gonna meet anyone else.

137
00:10:52,124 --> 00:10:53,917
Please, Sal.

138
00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:56,670
Okay.

139
00:10:56,837 --> 00:10:59,589
-Really?
-Yeah.

140
00:11:00,924 --> 00:11:05,262
Sal, that's fantastic.
That's fantastic.

141
00:11:11,226 --> 00:11:13,311
Oh, that's lovely.

142
00:11:18,525 --> 00:11:23,279
I've got something to show you.
Close your eyes.

143
00:11:23,446 --> 00:11:27,241
Mum would burst...

144
00:11:27,408 --> 00:11:30,119
...if you would wear...

145
00:11:31,871 --> 00:11:33,247
...this.

146
00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:37,460
-Was that hers?
-Yeah.

147
00:11:37,627 --> 00:11:42,590
There's a few stains,
but it does smell really nice.

148
00:11:42,757 --> 00:11:44,133
Yeah, smell.

149
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,927
-I'm good.
-It's lovely.

150
00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,182
-Are you sure?
-I'm good.

151
00:11:51,348 --> 00:11:53,142
Okay.

152
00:11:57,396 --> 00:11:59,648
All right. Back in here.

153
00:12:05,737 --> 00:12:08,031
Oh, dear.
Do you want one of these?

154
00:12:08,198 --> 00:12:10,617
-No, I'm fine.
-Are you sure? Very well.

155
00:12:11,994 --> 00:12:14,287
I'm gonna have a biccie.

156
00:12:15,914 --> 00:12:18,333
I thought we're gonna have
some intercourse.

157
00:12:20,752 --> 00:12:22,921
I think I'm fine.

158
00:12:23,088 --> 00:12:26,216
-I'm good for that.
-Are you sure?

159
00:12:26,383 --> 00:12:28,635
No, thank you.

160
00:12:31,805 --> 00:12:33,431
I think it got a bit stuck.

161
00:12:37,602 --> 00:12:39,604
Want some water?

162
00:12:46,611 --> 00:12:48,070
It got jam in it.

163
00:12:48,237 --> 00:12:51,365
They're Jammie Dodgers,
that's why.

164
00:12:53,576 --> 00:12:57,663
-Do you not want to make love?
-No. Thank you.

165
00:12:58,831 --> 00:13:00,666
I'm too tired.

166
00:13:03,544 --> 00:13:06,213
-I'd love to make love to you.
-I don't want to. Thank you.

167
00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:08,841
What was on the dress?

168
00:13:09,008 --> 00:13:14,430
Oh, just stains.
Mom had quite an overactive gland.

169
00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:17,015
And I bet it fits.

170
00:13:17,182 --> 00:13:18,559
What gland?

171
00:13:18,725 --> 00:13:22,771
Oh, well, she never liked
to talk about it, really.

172
00:13:22,938 --> 00:13:26,274
But it was, you know, that one.

173
00:14:21,036 --> 00:14:22,621
Hello, Miss Fancy Boots.

174
00:14:22,788 --> 00:14:25,874
Yeah, my mouth has never been drier,
and I've never cared less.

175
00:14:30,087 --> 00:14:32,130
<i>Boom boom bump along</i>

176
00:14:32,297 --> 00:14:34,841
<i>Sexy lady</i>

177
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,053
<i>Come on, boom</i>
<i>Boom boom bump along</i>

178
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:42,099
<i>Oh, sexy baby</i>

179
00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:44,184
<i>Boom boom bump along</i>

180
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,937
<i>I wonder what your name is</i>

181
00:14:48,897 --> 00:14:50,482
<i>Boom boom bump along</i>

182
00:14:50,649 --> 00:14:54,819
<i>I wonder what your game is</i>

183
00:14:54,986 --> 00:15:00,700
<i>Little girl, you look so nice</i>
<i>like Mary and her little lamb</i>

184
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:07,665
<i>I'm the one, Lou Pa</i>

185
00:15:07,832 --> 00:15:12,420
<i>-I want to play like a deep sea</i>
<i>-Sexy lady</i>

186
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:19,385
<i>-I want to play you to the moon</i>
<i>-Oh, sexy baby</i>

187
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,221
<i>I'm gonna shake you up</i>
<i>like kombucha</i>

188
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:25,224
<i>I wonder what your name is</i>

189
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:28,018
<i>That life that you've been leading</i>

190
00:15:28,185 --> 00:15:31,105
<i>I wonder what your game is</i>

191
00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:32,773
<i>It doesn't suit you</i>

192
00:15:38,821 --> 00:15:41,156
Hey, DG, can you get her a beer?

193
00:15:44,993 --> 00:15:46,912
You're still going to get your tap done.

194
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,539
Sorry. Can I get whatever this is?

195
00:15:49,706 --> 00:15:53,001
Ozzy Osbourne says
that my dog has a massive diarrhea.

196
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,839
Sorry, do you mind not throwing
beer at me? Are you thick?

197
00:15:58,006 --> 00:16:00,175
-Sorry.
-I smell like a hot bat.

198
00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:03,303
Don't worry about him.
Don't be such an A-hole, Steven.

199
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:05,305
No, that is...

200
00:16:08,349 --> 00:16:10,602
-Hey.
-Hi.

201
00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:16,399
-I'm really glad you came.
-Me too.

202
00:16:16,566 --> 00:16:19,986
-I kind of knew you would.
-Really? How?

203
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,989
I just got a fifth sense
for these things.

204
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:26,576
-But I was just passing.
-Yeah?

205
00:16:26,742 --> 00:16:28,995
No.

206
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:33,332
<i>-Je m'appelle Emma.</i>
-Sorry?

207
00:16:33,499 --> 00:16:35,626
Je m'appelle Emma.

208
00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:40,631
I'm part-French.

209
00:16:40,798 --> 00:16:42,550
-Hey, baby.
-Hey, baby.

210
00:16:42,716 --> 00:16:44,343
Come on. Let's go dance.

211
00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:46,262
Yeah, yeah.
I'll come in a minute, sweetie.

212
00:16:46,428 --> 00:16:49,890
-I'm just talking to my sister.
-Sister?

213
00:16:50,057 --> 00:16:52,226
Yeah. Sally...

214
00:16:52,392 --> 00:16:53,977
Sally, yeah.

215
00:16:54,144 --> 00:16:57,606
I'm just gonna catch up with her,
okay? I'll see you in a bit.

216
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,742
-Let's do slammers.
-I'm actually feeling very depressed.

217
00:17:08,909 --> 00:17:12,787
-Why are you depressed?
-I had my hair cut twice this week.

218
00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:20,962
-How are you feeling?
-Yeah, depressed again.

219
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:43,543
Your eyes are kind of like diamond.

220
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,753
Liquid diamond.

221
00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:18,077
Sorry. I'm, sorry.

222
00:19:20,162 --> 00:19:22,539
I've got to go.
I've got to go home.

223
00:19:22,706 --> 00:19:24,082
Why?

224
00:19:32,841 --> 00:19:36,553
Morning, morning, Mrs. Fiancée.

225
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,763
Good morning, Sal.

226
00:19:39,806 --> 00:19:41,182
Sal?

227
00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:44,853
-What?
-I was just saying good morning.

228
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:02,120
-You've got glitter on your face.
-Here?

229
00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:06,791
And in your hair.

230
00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:10,878
I was...

231
00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:15,674
I was trying out some makeup ideas
for the wedding.

232
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:19,178
-During the night?
-Yeah. Because...

233
00:20:19,345 --> 00:20:22,473
Yeah, I couldn't sleep.
Just some ideas I'm trying.

234
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:31,106
-Like boozy.
-Yeah.

235
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:35,277
I had a drink when I was doing
my makeup ideas.

236
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,321
Is that okay?

237
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,990
-Yes.
-Great.

238
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:42,492
-Of course it's okay, Sal.
-Thank you.

239
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:56,006
I do love you, David.

240
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:02,053
I love you, Sal.
I love you so much.

241
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:06,015
You're my special, special girl.

242
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,602
I keep imagining you
in mom's dress.

243
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,194
I'm getting quite a bump.

244
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,575
Can I rub yours?

245
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:35,669
-I can feel your bobble.
-Dave, I don't feel very well.

246
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:39,965
-I feel a bit sick. I might be sick.
-Sal.

247
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,552
You could always, you know...

248
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,847
Could you watch?

249
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,766
Do you mind if I don't?

250
00:22:58,125 --> 00:23:01,295
All right, that's me.
Off to sunny Wolverhampton.

251
00:23:01,461 --> 00:23:05,465
-Hope you get some nice pics.
-I'll be back in a few days.

252
00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:11,346
-Don't mope about without me.
-I won't.

253
00:23:31,074 --> 00:23:32,450
-What's that?
-What?

254
00:23:32,617 --> 00:23:35,912
-What's that?
-I don't know.

255
00:23:41,584 --> 00:23:44,837
-I thought you might need that?
-Oh, God. Thank you.

256
00:23:45,004 --> 00:23:47,965
Do you need to lie down?
Blood transfusion?

257
00:23:49,258 --> 00:23:51,469
-Congratulations, Sally.
-What?

258
00:23:51,635 --> 00:23:54,805
Your engagement.
I saw it in David's Facebook.

259
00:23:54,972 --> 00:23:58,142
-Wow. Really?
-Yeah, it's, you know.

260
00:23:58,309 --> 00:24:01,687
Exciting times.
It must be nice, though.

261
00:24:01,854 --> 00:24:04,398
You meet someone early on,
and they're the right person.

262
00:24:04,565 --> 00:24:06,233
I never really felt like that
with Lorraine.

263
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,776
She's a right cow, Lorraine.

264
00:24:07,943 --> 00:24:11,530
Footloose and fancy-free, like me.

265
00:24:11,697 --> 00:24:14,992
Can we have less gassing
and more working, please, gang?

266
00:24:15,158 --> 00:24:17,077
Sorry.

267
00:24:52,153 --> 00:24:54,405
Oh, hi.

268
00:24:54,572 --> 00:24:58,826
-Hi.
-Sorry, I slipped LSD.

269
00:24:58,993 --> 00:25:01,287
-I guess you knew that from last night.
-Yeah.

270
00:25:03,164 --> 00:25:05,458
You're so beautiful.

271
00:25:05,624 --> 00:25:08,794
Thank you. You too.

272
00:25:11,714 --> 00:25:16,635
So, yeah, I've this kind
of really heavy situation.

273
00:25:16,802 --> 00:25:19,805
-Oh, God, what...
-I can't really talk about it.

274
00:25:23,183 --> 00:25:24,768
-What is it?
-It's just...

275
00:25:24,935 --> 00:25:28,730
-Oh, no, I'm sorry...
-It's okay.

276
00:25:28,897 --> 00:25:32,693
It's really heavy. Super-heavy.

277
00:25:32,859 --> 00:25:35,112
The thrust of it is that my landlady
is a complete bitch,

278
00:25:35,278 --> 00:25:36,655
and she has thrown me out.

279
00:25:36,822 --> 00:25:39,574
I just need somewhere
to kind of sleep for one night.

280
00:25:39,741 --> 00:25:43,161
I don't know if you got, like, some
garden space or a shed or something.

281
00:25:43,328 --> 00:25:45,997
-Yeah...
-I don't want to be an impostor.

282
00:25:46,164 --> 00:25:49,334
No, I mean, you know, we're friends,
and it's great were friends.

283
00:25:49,501 --> 00:25:52,545
Friends.

284
00:25:52,712 --> 00:25:55,965
I mean, last night was amazing.

285
00:25:56,132 --> 00:25:58,593
-You're amazing.
-Amazing.

286
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,888
I can't stop thinking
about your mouth.

287
00:26:06,017 --> 00:26:11,480
It's just the whole girl...

288
00:26:11,647 --> 00:26:13,858
-with women...
-Lesbian.

289
00:26:14,025 --> 00:26:17,695
Yeah, that thing, right.
I just don't know if it's me.

290
00:26:17,862 --> 00:26:20,739
Really?
It seemed like it was for you.

291
00:26:22,199 --> 00:26:24,493
I could feel your pussy
through your skirt.

292
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:29,581
-Okay.
-It seemed like she liked it.

293
00:26:29,748 --> 00:26:31,750
Okay.

294
00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:33,961
It's just that I'm with someone.

295
00:26:35,212 --> 00:26:38,549
-Are you in love with her?
-It's a him.

296
00:26:38,715 --> 00:26:42,636
I mean, he's away, actually.
Not that, that matters.

297
00:26:42,803 --> 00:26:46,098
- Secret is Baron.
-Yeah.

298
00:26:48,058 --> 00:26:50,143
I don't know what I said.

299
00:27:08,286 --> 00:27:12,540
Oh. What.... God, I...?

300
00:27:12,707 --> 00:27:16,377
I'm sorry, I gotta get to the loo.
I'm sorry.

301
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:47,407
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
I can't do this.

302
00:27:47,574 --> 00:27:49,201
-Why?
-I gotta go home.

303
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:52,788
-This is feeling really weird.
-Please, just don't go. Please.

304
00:27:52,955 --> 00:27:55,582
-No. I'm engaged.
-Please.

305
00:27:55,749 --> 00:27:58,585
-Please, can we just be friends?
-I can't be friends with you.

306
00:28:00,962 --> 00:28:04,674
-So that's it, then?
-That's it.

307
00:31:58,278 --> 00:32:02,573
I'm so sorry. I'm just...
I'm so confused.

308
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:05,326
-Look, we're not breaking up.
-I don't know.

309
00:32:05,493 --> 00:32:08,538
Sally, we're getting married.

310
00:32:08,704 --> 00:32:10,748
I got my hat this morning
from Amazon.

311
00:32:10,915 --> 00:32:12,875
I'm so sorry.

312
00:32:16,587 --> 00:32:18,631
Do you still love me?

313
00:32:18,798 --> 00:32:23,135
Of course I still love you.
I'm just not attracted to you anymore.

314
00:32:23,302 --> 00:32:25,763
Since when?

315
00:32:25,930 --> 00:32:29,391
Maybe the last seven years.

316
00:32:31,352 --> 00:32:34,897
It's like with you, I just felt
like I had no libido at all.

317
00:32:35,064 --> 00:32:40,777
But with this woman,
it's like she understands my body.

318
00:32:42,821 --> 00:32:46,283
-You've done stuff?
-Oh, just...

319
00:32:46,450 --> 00:32:48,535
...bits and bumps.

320
00:32:48,702 --> 00:32:50,954
Oh, no.

320
00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:57,392
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