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Previously on "Reginald the Vampire"...

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Don't you think it's about time

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for you to sit on your throne?

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Look, I'll do it.

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I ran away from a church
that worshipped angels.

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This is perfection.

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What did I tell you about
being a pompous asshole?

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Let's take it slow.

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- Top of the morning!
- Have you guys met?

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I needed time, but I didn't get it.

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Can't we be friends?

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I've been having these weird dreams.

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You are a mistake that
requires correction.

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What the f...

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- Something terrible is coming.
- It's just a dream, okay?

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A subconscious rendering
of everyday worries.

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Or something terrible is coming.

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I was burned alive.

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Okay, Reggie, it's your first
vampire Council meeting, okay?

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You're bound to be a little bit nervous.

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Burned alive

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by a CEO, a nun, and my dad.

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And none of them walk into a bar.

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This isn't nerves.

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It's a premonition, a bad one.

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Okay, okay.

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Let's say that you're right, okay,

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and something terrible is coming.

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- Like what?
- I don't know.

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But it's heading in my
direction, I can tell.

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- Angela Hibbert?
- Yeah.

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Listen to me.

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Listen, listen, listen.

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Why don't you stay a while?

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I miss nice things.

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Drink?

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I'm thinking sports coat and suspenders

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for a bit of formality
and then jeans for comfort.

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Thoughts?

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No.

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It's our first Council meeting.

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- I wanna impress.
- I made a mistake.

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I can't be deacon.

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But for all intents and purposes

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and ridiculous ceremonial hats, you are.

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Look, Reggie.

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Taking the throne is against
everything I've ever stood for.

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I hate politics.

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I hate politicians.

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I used to fight against
the establishment.

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And now you are the establishment.

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Take that back.

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Dude, if you want to be Batman,

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you need to be Bruce Wayne too, okay?

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We have a plan, remember?

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Change the vampire species
into something better...

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more diverse, more inclusive.

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Also, fewer shallow, vain assholes.

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But can we?

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Yes.

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And as your newly-appointed hand,

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I will be right there
with you with my big brain

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to help you every step of the way.

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Yeah, Reggie, you will be.

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And look, with your smarts,

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you could not only help
me make the changes,

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you could make them yourself.

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A-and I'll sign off on them.

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No, no, no.

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You dethroned Logan
the Eternally Absent.

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This is your chance
to create a new world.

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What if I don't want to?

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I say this with love, Maurice.

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Tough shit. This
meeting, it's happening.

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And from what I remember
about vampire proceedings,

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they are boringly predictable,

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which means every Council
member will be there

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to worship your every
move and do your bidding.

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You think?

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You're gonna get sworn in,

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I'm gonna read the minutes
from the last meeting, useless,

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and then we're gonna go
over your agenda for the day.

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I have an agenda?

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Dude, vampires love
Robert's Rules of Order.

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So sports jacket, right?

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Or... oh, should I do plaid?

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Got my eyes on the prize, Mike.

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This dream, we're
gonna build it together,

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going on forever.

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Nothing's gonna stop us now!

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Okay, ease up, Starship.

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It's one thing to be confident,

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but it's another thing entirely
to think of the Assessment

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as something you can pass easily.

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Yeah, but I will,

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because you are looking at
the perfect vampire specimen.

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But every Assessment is different.

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You could be writing
essays, for all we know.

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Well, I've written over
40 reviews on Amazon.

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I got this.

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What's up?

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I need you to take this seriously.

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Being a vampire is complicated.
Things are uncertain.

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We don't know what our world
is gonna look like tomorrow,

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let alone in a year.

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And once you're turned,
there's no turning back.

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I get the perks of being a human, I do.

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I just want something a little, uh,

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you know, perkier.

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Beautiful day.

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- Yeah.
- Sun on your face.

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You like the sun?

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Yeah, it's nice.

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Oh!

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S-stop that!

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Jesus, man, what are you doing?

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I used to love the sun.

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Now it's death to me.

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This alabaster skin doesn't tan anyway.

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It's all burn and peel.

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Todd, do not take this decision lightly.

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You're not ready.

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What, to be eternally awesome?

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Yeah, I am.

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You think being a vampire is a costume

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you get to wear for a
forever of make-believe?

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No. No, no, of course not.

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I feel weird.

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Why do I feel weird?

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Maybe 'cause you kissed
a vampire a few weeks ago.

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Was that a kiss?

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Hmm. Weird.

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I, uh, don't remember it that way.

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Wh...

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K-nock, k-nock.

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Oh, no, thank you.

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I said, knock, knock.

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Uh, okay.

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Who... who's there?

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Iguana.

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Iguana who?

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Iguana tell you a secret.

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Can I get you something?

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A slushy or maybe your own table?

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No thanks, hon.

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We are just getting to know one another.

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Uh, which begs the
question, who are you?

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More fun than a barrel of chimpanzees.

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Oh, you want a go at
these old bones, Romeo?

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Then you better come on in my kitchen

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'cause it's gonna be raining outside.

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I'm so confused.

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Is this about the weather?

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Oh, Maurice!

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She's rude and creepy, sure,
but she's just an old lady!

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Yeah.

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Old.

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That's no lady.

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Behold, I am Altus.

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And I bring thee tidings
of disaster and woe.

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And some other stuff
that is vital to me,

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but not pertinent to
your desperate situation.

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Huzzah!

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Huzzah!

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Hello?

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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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What are you?

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The worst of all shape-shifters.

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He's an incubus.

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Altus, at your service.

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Oh, we met years ago in Chicago.

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You were a cop, a
cat, and Richard Nixon.

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My favorite president.

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They called him "Tricky."

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You stole my wallet out of my pants.

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Aw, sorry face emoji.

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Reintroductions aside,

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and I really wanna hear
that pants story sometime,

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you said you were bringing something?

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Tidings of disaster and woe.

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Bingo.

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It is imminent that celestial creatures,

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purveyors of doom, numbers
of which I know not,

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shall descend from the heavens.

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Do you mean angels?

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Also bingo.

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Harps, halos, and
full of celestial fire.

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Something terrible is coming!

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Reggie, he's lying.

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Okay? That's what he does.

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I don't believe in angels.

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Not really.

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Angels don't exist, do they?

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Uh, they do, but angels never
leave the heavenly realm.

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Not anymore. Why would they?

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Enchiladas, for one.

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I myself have been known

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to pass through multiple
planes of existence

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for a braised short
rib smothered in queso.

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When are they descending?

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I know not one thing more.

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'Twas merely workplace
gossip I happened to hearken,

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except this is no casual
weekend away for them.

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This is cataclysmic for you.

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And you're telling us why?

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I seek a girl, 13-ish,

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goes by the name of Claire.

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Being that you're her friends,

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I was hoping you might introduce us,

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pave the way, so to speak.

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Why are you looking for Claire?

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With all heaven about to break loose,

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I figure it's time,

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given our very personal
connection, if you will,

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that we finally meet.

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You're her dad!

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Holy shit balls.

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Huzzah.

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Uh, ooh, duck, duck!

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You, hamster! Stop!

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My dad?

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Are you, uh, all... all right?

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Why wouldn't I be?

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Well, an incubus just told
us that angels were coming,

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and based on your previous relationship

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with at least the idea of them,

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I assume you would have
some thoughts on the subject.

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I was sure...

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no, I am sure that they don't exist.

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Okay? They can't.

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And I'd be inclined to agree with you

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if not for the fact
that a few months ago,

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I was 100% sure vampires didn't exist,

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and I do exist, and incubi exist,

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proven by Altus' shape-shifting...

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the old crone, the man,
and then the rodent.

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Mm, don't forget father.

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Yeah, Claire's father.

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Why does that feel like the most

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impossible thing about this day?

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Because she's never mentioned a dad.

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It's always been her and her mom.

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Except... Claire did say she thinks

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Anne is being visited by
something in the night.

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Like, an incubus something?

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It could explain the...

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Man, poor Claire.

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You know, you spend your
whole life thinking, no father,

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only to have one suddenly materialize

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right in front of you?

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Th-that's gotta be disturbing.

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As disturbing as angels?

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Man, I spent my whole life

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telling myself that they didn't exist.

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You know, that everything
that they taught me

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was just a lie manufactured
to manipulate me.

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But what if that lie is true?

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Maybe.

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Angels exist.

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They're on their way to
Akron, and when they get here,

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cataclysm will follow.

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Is that right?

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I mean, my... my dreams
were pretty specific...

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Is that right?

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Yes, Sarah.

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That's right.

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Okay, we only have a few minutes,

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so we really need to talk about
how we're gonna bring this up.

269
00:11:17,779 --> 00:11:19,615
Bring what up?

270
00:11:19,648 --> 00:11:21,884
Angels, chaos, death.

271
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,177
Did we not meet the same incubus?

272
00:11:23,188 --> 00:11:24,456
Reggie, there'll be no talk

273
00:11:24,489 --> 00:11:25,500
of angels at my Council meeting.

274
00:11:25,524 --> 00:11:26,592
Are we clear?

275
00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:29,027
Reggie, you can't trust Altus.

276
00:11:29,061 --> 00:11:31,697
He's an incubi, and
incubi are notorious liars.

277
00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:33,832
He's the most notorious
liar of them all.

278
00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:35,767
Seriously, dude, if you bring it up,

279
00:11:35,801 --> 00:11:38,003
my days as deacon are
over before they start.

280
00:11:38,036 --> 00:11:40,872
Fine! Okay, I won't bring it up.

281
00:11:48,146 --> 00:11:49,381
Our ride is here.

282
00:11:52,684 --> 00:11:54,353
Really?

283
00:11:54,386 --> 00:11:55,721
- Just do it.
- Okay.

284
00:11:55,754 --> 00:11:57,356
Oh, should we pick up donuts?

285
00:11:57,389 --> 00:11:59,033
"New Deacon Brings Donuts"
would be a great headline

286
00:11:59,057 --> 00:12:01,159
for his first ever Council meeting.

287
00:12:01,193 --> 00:12:02,394
Maurice?

288
00:12:03,929 --> 00:12:06,832
Let's say my dad was away on business

289
00:12:06,865 --> 00:12:09,067
or in the Witness Protection Program

290
00:12:09,101 --> 00:12:11,203
or just some guy I never met.

291
00:12:11,303 --> 00:12:13,138
Let's say he was, you know, human.

292
00:12:13,171 --> 00:12:15,841
That I'd understand. But
when a shape-shifting demon

293
00:12:15,874 --> 00:12:17,910
is the father of your only child,

294
00:12:17,943 --> 00:12:19,745
you tell her.

295
00:12:19,778 --> 00:12:23,882
I wanted to tell you so many times.

296
00:12:23,916 --> 00:12:25,760
But telling the person
you love most in the world

297
00:12:25,784 --> 00:12:27,519
that their dad's a incubus

298
00:12:27,552 --> 00:12:29,320
isn't the easiest subject to bring up.

299
00:12:29,321 --> 00:12:31,924
Oh, so you didn't tell me
because it was too hard?

300
00:12:31,957 --> 00:12:33,668
I needed to wait until
you were old enough

301
00:12:33,692 --> 00:12:34,993
to understand what it meant.

302
00:12:35,027 --> 00:12:36,595
I'm sure dealing with the news

303
00:12:36,628 --> 00:12:38,931
that you're half-human has
everything to do with age

304
00:12:38,964 --> 00:12:41,667
and nothing to do with the
fact that you're half-human!

305
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:42,834
You're right.

306
00:12:42,868 --> 00:12:44,937
I kept it a secret.

307
00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:48,540
It was my burden, not
yours, but I was wrong.

308
00:12:48,574 --> 00:12:51,276
Claire, I never meant to hurt you.

309
00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:53,378
What about the guy that's hurting you?

310
00:12:53,412 --> 00:12:55,847
What do you mean?

311
00:12:55,881 --> 00:12:58,684
I hear him, Mom,

312
00:12:58,717 --> 00:13:00,052
when he visits at night.

313
00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:01,887
- It's him, isn't it?
- Mm-hmm.

314
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,789
You've been sick in bed all the time.

315
00:13:03,822 --> 00:13:05,857
It's because of him! It's
because of the horrible

316
00:13:05,891 --> 00:13:07,435
- things he does to you!
- No, that's not true...

317
00:13:07,459 --> 00:13:09,695
Then tell me the truth.

318
00:13:13,465 --> 00:13:15,934
I will tell you everything
when the time is right.

319
00:13:15,968 --> 00:13:17,936
Until then, you just have to trust me.

320
00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:19,705
No.

321
00:13:19,738 --> 00:13:21,406
No, he's hurting you.

322
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,741
I know he is. And if you won't

323
00:13:22,774 --> 00:13:25,577
do anything about it, then I will.

324
00:13:25,611 --> 00:13:26,611
Claire.

325
00:13:38,924 --> 00:13:41,126
Oh, great.

326
00:13:41,159 --> 00:13:42,494
We're online.

327
00:13:42,527 --> 00:13:44,329
No one really meets in person anymore.

328
00:13:45,797 --> 00:13:49,134
Thank you.

329
00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:51,970
Oh, your accolades are,
of course, appreciated.

330
00:13:52,004 --> 00:13:53,772
You?

331
00:13:53,805 --> 00:13:55,173
Us.

332
00:13:55,274 --> 00:13:56,608
In the flesh.

333
00:13:56,642 --> 00:13:58,152
You better be here to
beg for forgiveness.

334
00:13:58,176 --> 00:13:59,611
You brought your own gavel?

335
00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:01,179
We are here to interpret

336
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,416
the previously
established Council rules.

337
00:14:04,449 --> 00:14:06,184
And the first rule is...

338
00:14:06,285 --> 00:14:08,020
No pets.

339
00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:09,354
Cute, LeBron.

340
00:14:09,388 --> 00:14:11,323
Funny, as always.

341
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:15,961
As you all know, I am
the deacon's new hand,

342
00:14:15,994 --> 00:14:17,863
the deacon who will be sworn in today,

343
00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:19,607
which brings us to our
first order of business...

344
00:14:19,631 --> 00:14:21,533
Point of order.

345
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:22,968
We call for the removal

346
00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:24,636
of Maurice the Not Yet In Charge.

347
00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:26,104
Here we go.

348
00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:27,138
For what reason?

349
00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:32,344
- Treason.
- That's ridiculous.

350
00:14:32,377 --> 00:14:34,346
Was Maurice not in
league with known rebels?

351
00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:36,481
No, not exactly.

352
00:14:36,515 --> 00:14:38,016
Did he not aid and abet

353
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:40,052
in the subversion of
your very own murder

354
00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:42,988
and execution of Logan
the Great and Powerful

355
00:14:43,021 --> 00:14:45,123
in order to take his
place on the throne?

356
00:14:45,157 --> 00:14:46,401
Okay, it's hard to argue that one.

357
00:14:46,425 --> 00:14:47,626
Yes, yes.

358
00:14:47,659 --> 00:14:50,261
Then it is without a hint of regret

359
00:14:50,262 --> 00:14:52,464
that I call for the expulsion

360
00:14:52,497 --> 00:14:54,265
of the traitor known as Maurice.

361
00:14:54,266 --> 00:14:57,169
Stop.

362
00:14:57,269 --> 00:14:59,705
While we'd be the first to admit

363
00:14:59,738 --> 00:15:02,040
to dusting the previous deacon,

364
00:15:02,074 --> 00:15:04,376
I would like to cite the ascensions

365
00:15:04,409 --> 00:15:06,845
of Nadja the Bitter, Yusef the Sniffler,

366
00:15:06,878 --> 00:15:08,279
and Jet the Superfine,

367
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,549
all of whom took their
predecessor's throne

368
00:15:10,582 --> 00:15:12,283
by deadly force.

369
00:15:12,284 --> 00:15:14,319
Is there a point to this history lesson?

370
00:15:14,353 --> 00:15:16,088
Why, yes, there is.

371
00:15:16,121 --> 00:15:18,190
It's precedent,

372
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:21,026
precedent that this counseling
body duly recognizes,

373
00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:23,929
which I know for a fact,
because I read the rules.

374
00:15:23,962 --> 00:15:27,065
The relevant passage
appeared on page 5,210.

375
00:15:27,099 --> 00:15:28,400
It's a very big book.

376
00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:30,602
Precedent introduced

377
00:15:30,636 --> 00:15:32,004
and duly recognized.

378
00:15:32,037 --> 00:15:33,572
Right.

379
00:15:33,605 --> 00:15:36,675
Release the hat.

380
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:39,310
Oh, God, not the hat.

381
00:15:46,585 --> 00:15:49,388
Do you, Maurice Miller of Akron, Ohio,

382
00:15:49,421 --> 00:15:51,089
agree to sit upon the throne

383
00:15:51,123 --> 00:15:53,258
of the Deacon of
Americas North and South?

384
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:55,928
If you do, please
affirm by saying, "I do."

385
00:15:55,961 --> 00:15:56,995
Whatever. I do.

386
00:15:58,096 --> 00:16:00,264
Dude, you can't just
"whatever" the throne, okay?

387
00:16:00,265 --> 00:16:02,266
- A little louder, please?
- I do.

388
00:16:04,436 --> 00:16:06,638
Congratulations. You're in.

389
00:16:06,672 --> 00:16:09,975
All hail Maurice, the
Once and Future Fucked.

390
00:16:10,008 --> 00:16:11,819
Eh, might wanna work on the nickname,

391
00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:13,278
but, hey, we have an eternity.

392
00:16:14,513 --> 00:16:16,281
Get this damn hat off of me.

393
00:16:17,473 --> 00:16:19,767
Our first order of business,

394
00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:23,137
I have news of great importance

395
00:16:23,729 --> 00:16:26,165
regarding a potential threat
to each and every one...

396
00:16:26,504 --> 00:16:27,739
No.

397
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,219
Don't you do it.

398
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:34,067
Or, and of equally great importance,

399
00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:37,354
is our decision to expand the definition

400
00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:39,290
of what it means to be a vampire.

401
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,792
Oh, thank you, yes.

402
00:16:41,825 --> 00:16:45,863
But after thousands of years,
I think we've sorted that out.

403
00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,607
Then why does every
vampire look the same?

404
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,800
Present company excluded... me, meaning.

405
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,368
Because of the agenda.

406
00:16:51,402 --> 00:16:53,137
The what now?

407
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:54,905
The vampire agenda.

408
00:16:54,939 --> 00:16:57,608
Do you know how hard we
have worked to promote

409
00:16:57,641 --> 00:17:02,913
our reputation as beautiful,
smoldering killers?

410
00:17:02,947 --> 00:17:06,951
We have spent billions of
dollars positioning assets.

411
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,221
So vampire public relations?

412
00:17:10,254 --> 00:17:12,589
A well-oiled PR machine.

413
00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:16,093
What, did you think
"Twilight" just happened?

414
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,331
Did you think Robert Pattinson
was cast by... by a human?

415
00:17:20,364 --> 00:17:22,333
Please.

416
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:25,803
But the look of a vampire
should not define a vampire.

417
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,272
I learned it's what's inside
them, what's in their s...

418
00:17:28,305 --> 00:17:30,107
I'm bored.

419
00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:31,842
Who are we having for lunch?

420
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,253
Is this what every Council meeting is,

421
00:17:33,277 --> 00:17:36,347
just talking shallow bullshit while...

422
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,815
while a very real threat...

423
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,125
- Reggie!
- Hangs over our heads?

424
00:17:39,149 --> 00:17:40,751
What is your lapdog talking about?

425
00:17:40,784 --> 00:17:42,820
Angels. They're coming.

426
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,256
And from what I hear,
they're not coming in peace.

427
00:17:45,289 --> 00:17:47,992
Angels? Huh.

428
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:52,129
And from whom did you hear
this troubling bulletin?

429
00:17:53,564 --> 00:17:56,634
An incubus named Altus.

430
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,705
But... but he brings tidings
of destruction and doom.

431
00:18:01,739 --> 00:18:03,474
A-And also, I've had these dreams

432
00:18:03,574 --> 00:18:04,651
that make it pretty clear that...

433
00:18:06,744 --> 00:18:08,646
Okay, so I've been told that

434
00:18:08,679 --> 00:18:11,215
Altus may not be the
most reliable source.

435
00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,484
Altus owes me $50.

436
00:18:13,584 --> 00:18:17,354
He owes everyone $50.

437
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,623
He is a liar and a trickster,

438
00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:21,358
and there is nothing he enjoys more

439
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,662
than manipulating the easily duped.

440
00:18:26,096 --> 00:18:28,999
But please, by all
means, hand to the throne,

441
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:31,001
tell us of this, uh...

442
00:18:31,035 --> 00:18:33,404
This coming apocalypse.

443
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,707
Oh, how droll.

444
00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:40,911
Ah, stupid.

445
00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:48,185
What the fuck?

446
00:18:51,188 --> 00:18:54,191
Are you fucking kidding me?

447
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:03,566
Aren't you supposed to be at
a big meeting or something?

448
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:05,569
Oh, we're, uh, on break.

449
00:19:07,705 --> 00:19:10,274
So... dad.

450
00:19:10,307 --> 00:19:12,009
Pretty cool dude, am I right?

451
00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:15,613
I'm still hoping it's a super
elaborate practical joke.

452
00:19:15,646 --> 00:19:18,449
Claire, we're talking
about your father here.

453
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:21,051
If Anne really wanted to create
the illusion of a fake dad,

454
00:19:21,085 --> 00:19:22,586
why wouldn't she shoot for the stars?

455
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,290
Why not a Hollywood movie
star or, like, a NFL player?

456
00:19:26,323 --> 00:19:29,360
Why some crazy story about an incubus,

457
00:19:29,393 --> 00:19:30,961
no matter how charming he may be?

458
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:33,063
Good point.

459
00:19:33,097 --> 00:19:34,765
Maybe it's mind control.

460
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,602
Incubi don't do that.

461
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,104
Okay, maybe he's glamouring her.

462
00:19:42,339 --> 00:19:44,275
Incubi don't do glamouring,

463
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,143
except for their ability to seduce.

464
00:19:46,176 --> 00:19:48,579
And don't get me wrong, they
are masterful at seduction.

465
00:19:48,612 --> 00:19:50,314
Gross.

466
00:19:50,347 --> 00:19:51,958
Your mother chose him for
all things large and small.

467
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,553
Besides, she's a very intelligent woman

468
00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:57,297
more than capable of
making her own decisions,

469
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,123
especially when it comes to love.

470
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,559
Love? Please, he's been a
deadbeat dad for 13 years,

471
00:20:01,592 --> 00:20:03,427
and now he shows up?

472
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:06,564
Well, maybe he's been around,
and you just didn't know.

473
00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:07,932
That's possible.

474
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:09,833
Or they just decided
to keep him a secret.

475
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:10,901
Whose side are you on?

476
00:20:10,935 --> 00:20:12,636
I'm just saying,

477
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,306
if my absentee father came into my life,

478
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,941
I would try to get to know him.

479
00:20:16,974 --> 00:20:19,310
Wouldn't it be great if you
woke up one Father's Day,

480
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:22,580
and you went... I have one of those!

481
00:20:22,613 --> 00:20:24,248
But he's hurting my mom.

482
00:20:24,281 --> 00:20:26,016
Nonsense! He would never.

483
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,985
Okay, how would you know?

484
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,987
Well...

485
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,456
Listen, kid, I think if
you got to know Altus,

486
00:20:32,489 --> 00:20:34,925
you'd realize that he's very kind,

487
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:37,861
not to mention wicked smart
and pretty easy on the eyes.

488
00:20:37,895 --> 00:20:39,539
- I don't mean to brag.
- Wait, what do you mean,

489
00:20:39,563 --> 00:20:41,031
you don't mean to brag?

490
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,200
Uh, slip of the tongue.
What I meant was...

491
00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:44,665
wh-what I'm trying to say is...

492
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,870
- Altus?
- Who, moi?

493
00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:53,944
- That hurt.
- I hope so, dick.

494
00:20:53,978 --> 00:20:55,212
Call me Dad.

495
00:20:55,246 --> 00:20:56,513
You tried to manipulate me.

496
00:20:56,614 --> 00:20:58,883
I know. It's like
we're a real family now.

497
00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:00,951
- Next stop, therapy.
- Admit it.

498
00:21:00,985 --> 00:21:02,395
Admit that whatever
you're doing to my mother,

499
00:21:02,419 --> 00:21:03,621
it's hurting her.

500
00:21:03,654 --> 00:21:05,022
I can't admit that.

501
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,724
It isn't true.

502
00:21:06,757 --> 00:21:09,059
Leave now.

503
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,195
This is my Slushy Shack,
and I want you out of here.

504
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,831
Stay away from me.
Stay away from my mom.

505
00:21:13,864 --> 00:21:15,165
I never want to see you again.

506
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:18,469
Get out!

507
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:21,705
Go!

508
00:21:26,277 --> 00:21:28,645
Oh, you're here.

509
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,148
I'm okay.

510
00:21:31,181 --> 00:21:33,150
- Your message sounded urgent.
- Yeah, yeah. No, it is.

511
00:21:33,183 --> 00:21:34,285
Um, come this way.

512
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,594
Slushy Shack heading in
a different direction?

513
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:47,398
Entrepreneurial seminar tip number 23,

514
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:51,402
ambiance is key in
creating an experience.

515
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,371
It is the experience
that makes the sale,

516
00:21:54,405 --> 00:21:56,373
not the product.

517
00:21:56,407 --> 00:22:00,211
So the better the ambience,
the worse the product?

518
00:22:00,244 --> 00:22:01,845
Don't slam the seminar.

519
00:22:01,879 --> 00:22:03,113
It was very legit.

520
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,949
The hotel they held
it in had two Jacuzzis.

521
00:22:04,982 --> 00:22:06,650
Proving my point.

522
00:22:10,254 --> 00:22:11,422
A slushy?

523
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,623
Todd, I... I can't.

524
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,693
There is no sales pitch on Earth

525
00:22:15,726 --> 00:22:20,097
that will make me drink this
disgusting blend of sugar and ice.

526
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,432
It's blood.

527
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,435
- Blood?
- Oh, yeah.

528
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,704
I... I mean...

529
00:22:28,072 --> 00:22:30,975
Human, AB negative,

530
00:22:31,008 --> 00:22:32,042
your favorite.

531
00:22:32,076 --> 00:22:33,744
- It's wonderful.
- Score!

532
00:22:33,777 --> 00:22:34,879
Ah, man.

533
00:22:34,912 --> 00:22:36,480
Chilled perfectly.

534
00:22:36,513 --> 00:22:39,783
Bright, metallic, with
a long, long finish.

535
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,161
I got a guy who works at the blood bank.

536
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:42,653
It's not a big deal.

537
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,322
You're still not ready.

538
00:22:45,356 --> 00:22:46,724
What?

539
00:22:46,757 --> 00:22:47,791
Mike, come on.

540
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:48,859
I love slushies.

541
00:22:48,893 --> 00:22:50,661
I... I want to drink
them when I'm turned,

542
00:22:50,694 --> 00:22:51,896
share them with our kind.

543
00:22:51,929 --> 00:22:53,430
I even have a catchy name for it.

544
00:22:53,464 --> 00:22:54,841
You're not ready, and this proves it.

545
00:22:54,865 --> 00:22:56,634
A blushy.

546
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,669
A blood-a slushy.

547
00:22:58,702 --> 00:23:00,004
A blushy.

548
00:23:00,037 --> 00:23:01,481
I mean, I'm working on it still, but...

549
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:06,076
Todd, you still don't
know why or how we feed.

550
00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:09,313
The blood doesn't come in
a hand-cut crystal glass.

551
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:13,617
What we do is visceral,
messy, dangerous.

552
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,489
Show me.

553
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:21,659
You're not ready.

554
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,767
The hell I'm not!

555
00:23:31,502 --> 00:23:33,671
- Mike, come on.
- Eh.

556
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,105
Just hear me out.

557
00:23:37,808 --> 00:23:39,376
It's 300 calories.

558
00:23:39,410 --> 00:23:41,378
That's 20 minutes on the Peloton.

559
00:23:48,485 --> 00:23:49,486
I should tell them.

560
00:23:49,587 --> 00:23:50,621
They're my friends.

561
00:23:50,654 --> 00:23:52,156
They deserve to know.

562
00:23:52,189 --> 00:23:53,324
I wish I was taller.

563
00:23:53,357 --> 00:23:54,591
What if I'm stuck like this?

564
00:23:54,592 --> 00:23:56,293
What if I'm done growing?

565
00:23:56,327 --> 00:23:59,596
Mmm. Slushy good.

566
00:24:07,771 --> 00:24:10,007
Hey.

567
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,743
- What's your sister's name?
- I don't have a sister.

568
00:24:12,776 --> 00:24:13,811
Do you mean my brother?

569
00:24:13,844 --> 00:24:15,246
Exactly.

570
00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:17,214
What's his name if you
are who you say you are?

571
00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:18,349
Levi?

572
00:24:18,382 --> 00:24:19,717
Okay, good. You're you.

573
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:23,087
Pretty much every day.

574
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,521
Claire, what's wrong?

575
00:24:24,622 --> 00:24:26,323
The monster is hurting my mom.

576
00:24:26,357 --> 00:24:28,225
I need him to stop,

577
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,895
and I need your help to do it.

578
00:24:35,754 --> 00:24:37,494
This is ridiculous!

579
00:24:37,505 --> 00:24:39,442
Who has time to hear vampire grievances?

580
00:24:39,453 --> 00:24:40,922
They're eternal.

581
00:24:40,933 --> 00:24:43,029
Your predecessor was only
too happy to hear them,

582
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,526
and he would laugh in
their pathetic faces.

583
00:24:45,537 --> 00:24:47,405
Compromise. How about
grievances are heard

584
00:24:47,439 --> 00:24:48,823
every other Council meeting

585
00:24:48,834 --> 00:24:50,769
to give parties time to cool off

586
00:24:50,802 --> 00:24:52,737
and to hopefully figure
out their own problems

587
00:24:52,771 --> 00:24:54,215
so it'll lessen the amount of grievances

588
00:24:54,239 --> 00:24:55,273
that need to be heard?

589
00:24:55,307 --> 00:24:56,708
Oh, look!

590
00:24:56,741 --> 00:24:58,877
Today is every other Council meeting,

591
00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:02,314
and I have a grievance with
Maurice the Inexperienced

592
00:25:02,347 --> 00:25:04,583
and his poor choice in advisors.

593
00:25:04,616 --> 00:25:07,786
This moron has one
encounter with an incubus

594
00:25:07,819 --> 00:25:09,988
and believes that a
celestial attack is imminent?

595
00:25:10,021 --> 00:25:12,057
Do you know what? I have a grievance!

596
00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:15,526
I resent being called a lapdog,
a pet, and especially a moron!

597
00:25:15,527 --> 00:25:18,130
Well, you could be
called a sucker or a slug.

598
00:25:18,163 --> 00:25:19,831
- Will that do?
- Yeah?

599
00:25:19,865 --> 00:25:21,075
Your cheekbones are misaligned.

600
00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:23,246
- Oh, my.
- Did he?

601
00:25:23,257 --> 00:25:25,808
- Gasp.
- How dare you?

602
00:25:25,819 --> 00:25:26,987
Stop it!

603
00:25:26,998 --> 00:25:29,700
I will do as I damn well please!

604
00:25:33,845 --> 00:25:35,690
I can't deal with this
asshole for one more minute.

605
00:25:35,714 --> 00:25:37,249
You can deal or you cannot deal.

606
00:25:37,282 --> 00:25:38,522
You're the motherfucking deacon.

607
00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:39,918
Start acting like it.

608
00:25:39,951 --> 00:25:41,620
Stop!

609
00:25:43,221 --> 00:25:46,291
Motherfucking deacon.

610
00:25:50,996 --> 00:25:52,664
There.

611
00:25:52,697 --> 00:25:53,698
All better, huh?

612
00:25:56,802 --> 00:25:59,171
The deacons that came before me

613
00:25:59,204 --> 00:26:02,207
ruled under the old laws,
laws which compelled us

614
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,176
to live in the darkness
of our own shadow.

615
00:26:04,209 --> 00:26:05,510
Why?

616
00:26:05,544 --> 00:26:06,878
Why are we still such creatures?

617
00:26:06,912 --> 00:26:08,713
Why haven't we evolved?

618
00:26:08,747 --> 00:26:12,150
Well, today, the torch of
privilege gets passed to me.

619
00:26:12,184 --> 00:26:14,286
And while I hold it,

620
00:26:14,319 --> 00:26:18,790
I will fight for all the
things we have yet to achieve...

621
00:26:18,824 --> 00:26:22,861
compassion, tolerance, and justice.

622
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,368
There's my deacon.

623
00:26:32,604 --> 00:26:34,339
It's okay.

624
00:26:34,372 --> 00:26:36,541
Mom sleeps like a log.

625
00:26:44,204 --> 00:26:45,706
I guess someone robbed a church.

626
00:26:45,717 --> 00:26:47,219
Four churches.

627
00:26:47,252 --> 00:26:49,154
If we're gonna protect
my mom from this demon,

628
00:26:49,187 --> 00:26:50,188
we'll need crosses.

629
00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:52,691
Protection spell to
protect her from harm.

630
00:26:52,724 --> 00:26:55,227
Like a restraining order
on my deadbeat incubus dad.

631
00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:57,062
We'll create an energy field so strong

632
00:26:57,095 --> 00:26:59,397
that Altus won't be able to touch her,

633
00:26:59,498 --> 00:27:00,832
I hope.

634
00:27:00,866 --> 00:27:03,068
Here, salt.

635
00:27:03,101 --> 00:27:05,170
Scatter it around the
edges of your mom's bed.

636
00:27:05,203 --> 00:27:06,443
- I'll set up the mirrors.
- Okay.

637
00:27:08,373 --> 00:27:10,375
I'm hoping these mirrors will reflect

638
00:27:10,408 --> 00:27:14,679
Altus's harmful incubus energy
back to wherever he came from.

639
00:27:14,713 --> 00:27:16,281
And make him disappear?

640
00:27:16,314 --> 00:27:18,783
That's the idea.

641
00:27:18,904 --> 00:27:20,024
Whoa.

642
00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:22,087
Claire. Claire.

643
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,022
We don't have to do this, okay?

644
00:27:24,055 --> 00:27:26,424
I get it. If Altus is your father,

645
00:27:26,525 --> 00:27:28,526
then we could be severing
ties with him forever.

646
00:27:28,527 --> 00:27:32,063
No, I mean, whoa, what about
my incubus energy?

647
00:27:32,097 --> 00:27:35,533
If Altus is my dad,
then I'm half-incubus.

648
00:27:35,534 --> 00:27:38,136
Will I be restrained
from seeing my own mom?

649
00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:39,638
What if I disappear?

650
00:27:39,671 --> 00:27:41,940
Okay, copy that. We
need to undo this now.

651
00:27:43,975 --> 00:27:45,243
What?

652
00:27:45,277 --> 00:27:46,778
Altus the incubus,

653
00:27:46,812 --> 00:27:48,647
father of my child,

654
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,984
you are no longer welcome near my person

655
00:27:53,018 --> 00:27:54,119
and Claire.

656
00:27:55,487 --> 00:27:56,555
Honey, did you

657
00:27:56,588 --> 00:27:57,732
really think this was gonna work?

658
00:27:58,990 --> 00:27:59,991
- Please?
- No.

659
00:28:00,025 --> 00:28:01,059
- Pretty please?
- Todd.

660
00:28:01,092 --> 00:28:02,661
Mike, don't make me pout.

661
00:28:02,694 --> 00:28:05,897
I am convincingly cute when I pout.

662
00:28:05,931 --> 00:28:07,332
Okay.

663
00:28:07,365 --> 00:28:08,776
But that doesn't mean
I'm changing my mind.

664
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,269
- Yeah?
- Okay, so ideally

665
00:28:11,303 --> 00:28:12,737
you want someone who looks healthy,

666
00:28:12,771 --> 00:28:14,272
unless of course it's a cheat day,

667
00:28:14,306 --> 00:28:16,007
in which case you wanna hang around,

668
00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:17,518
like, a French restaurant or something

669
00:28:17,542 --> 00:28:18,786
to capitalize on the
richness of their blood.

670
00:28:18,810 --> 00:28:20,979
Ah, oui, oui. Whoa.

671
00:28:21,012 --> 00:28:22,297
Hey.

672
00:28:22,714 --> 00:28:25,617
Yeah, and you want someone
whose heart rate is elevated.

673
00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:27,586
It'll get the blood pumping faster.

674
00:28:27,619 --> 00:28:30,522
Wait, so joggers
are literally fast food?

675
00:28:30,555 --> 00:28:31,823
This is serious stuff.

676
00:28:31,857 --> 00:28:33,425
But yeah.

677
00:28:33,525 --> 00:28:36,361
Here, hold this.

678
00:28:36,523 --> 00:28:37,629
See you up there.

679
00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:43,368
Man, that is so cool.

680
00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:53,512
Oh.

681
00:28:57,983 --> 00:29:00,352
I remember.

682
00:29:07,492 --> 00:29:09,227
To improve the vampire species,

683
00:29:09,261 --> 00:29:11,363
we have some initial proposals.

684
00:29:11,396 --> 00:29:13,999
I know it'll be very hard, but I believe

685
00:29:14,032 --> 00:29:15,209
this is the best way
for us to move forward.

686
00:29:15,233 --> 00:29:16,601
Oh!

687
00:29:18,503 --> 00:29:19,838
You bastard.

688
00:29:21,339 --> 00:29:25,544
Now, enough of this
blah, blah, blah, blah.

689
00:29:25,577 --> 00:29:29,314
As per the agenda and the
rules by which we abide,

690
00:29:29,347 --> 00:29:32,417
it is time for the event we
have all been waiting for.

691
00:29:32,428 --> 00:29:33,438
Wait, what event?

692
00:29:33,449 --> 00:29:34,632
I have no idea.

693
00:29:34,643 --> 00:29:35,987
Reggie, I thought you
read all the books.

694
00:29:36,087 --> 00:29:39,424
Not every rule is written, nerds.

695
00:29:39,524 --> 00:29:41,502
It is customary that at
the first Council meeting

696
00:29:41,526 --> 00:29:44,763
of a new deacon... yes,
even yours, Maurice...

697
00:29:44,796 --> 00:29:47,399
there shall be, for our entertainment,

698
00:29:47,432 --> 00:29:48,667
an execution!

699
00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:49,868
Wait.

700
00:29:49,901 --> 00:29:51,012
No, no, tell me that's not a real thing.

701
00:29:51,036 --> 00:29:52,737
It... it might be a thing.

702
00:29:52,771 --> 00:29:55,106
Oh, it is a thing, yes.

703
00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:56,942
A prisoner has been chosen

704
00:29:56,975 --> 00:29:58,777
and... krrt... condemned

705
00:29:58,810 --> 00:30:01,680
and will be put to
death, as is tradition.

706
00:30:01,713 --> 00:30:03,515
Wh-what prisoner?

707
00:30:03,548 --> 00:30:07,052
Bring in the condemned!

708
00:30:07,085 --> 00:30:08,920
Ooh!

709
00:30:19,231 --> 00:30:21,199
Et voilà!

710
00:30:22,934 --> 00:30:24,803
Shit?

711
00:30:24,836 --> 00:30:26,638
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

712
00:30:26,671 --> 00:30:28,073
Uh...

713
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:29,914
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

714
00:30:31,364 --> 00:30:34,058
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

715
00:30:34,085 --> 00:30:36,716
You really think you've got
the guts to sever this neck?

716
00:30:36,727 --> 00:30:38,162
Not a chance.

717
00:30:38,195 --> 00:30:39,496
Angie, shut up,

718
00:30:39,530 --> 00:30:40,631
or I'll have you gagged.

719
00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:43,267
Ooh, Maurice, you flirt.

720
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,335
Angela has already been
demoted and punished.

721
00:30:45,369 --> 00:30:46,603
What are her charges?

722
00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:49,039
She glamoured a delivery boy

723
00:30:49,072 --> 00:30:50,607
in direct contravention

724
00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:54,044
of a Council order banning
supernatural agency.

725
00:30:54,077 --> 00:30:57,114
- I was hungry.
- She glamoured her human lover

726
00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,650
to remember everything she
had glamoured her to forget,

727
00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:02,653
a direct threat to us all.

728
00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:04,388
Okay, well, I was in love.

729
00:31:04,421 --> 00:31:07,724
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

730
00:31:07,758 --> 00:31:09,035
We're not really
considering this, are we?

731
00:31:09,059 --> 00:31:12,629
Of course not, but I need
you to find a way out of it.

732
00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:14,298
- On it.
- Boop!

733
00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:18,135
- What if I can't?
- I guess I'll just have to kill them all.

734
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:19,569
I'm down with that plan.

735
00:31:19,570 --> 00:31:21,171
Blood! Blood! Blood!

736
00:31:21,205 --> 00:31:22,582
Eh-eh-eh! You put
that back, you cretin!

737
00:31:22,606 --> 00:31:23,874
It's personal.

738
00:31:23,907 --> 00:31:25,042
Got it.

739
00:31:25,075 --> 00:31:26,343
What is it?

740
00:31:26,376 --> 00:31:29,079
- A loophole. 
- Hold up.

741
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:33,183
A loophole, bitch.

742
00:31:33,217 --> 00:31:35,986
Crosses?

743
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,355
If you really wanted to
keep your father away,

744
00:31:38,388 --> 00:31:40,057
you could have just put on a clown mask.

745
00:31:40,090 --> 00:31:42,359
He's terrified of clowns.

746
00:31:42,392 --> 00:31:45,262
So he really is my father?

747
00:31:45,295 --> 00:31:48,365
Yeah. Well, that doesn't
have to be a bad thing.

748
00:31:48,398 --> 00:31:51,268
Maybe you just need to get to know him.

749
00:31:51,301 --> 00:31:53,103
The few hours I've known him,

750
00:31:53,136 --> 00:31:56,206
he's appeared to me
as a fairy-tale witch,

751
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,742
a hamster, and my best friend,

752
00:31:58,775 --> 00:32:02,412
so introductions are
not his strong suit.

753
00:32:02,446 --> 00:32:04,448
He gets nervous around you.

754
00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,016
He always did.

755
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,384
What do you mean "always"?

756
00:32:07,417 --> 00:32:10,787
He's visited in other forms.

757
00:32:10,821 --> 00:32:12,222
Remember that sweet old man

758
00:32:12,256 --> 00:32:15,025
who lived next door for a few months?

759
00:32:16,793 --> 00:32:17,971
The guy who taught me
how to play checkers?

760
00:32:17,995 --> 00:32:19,963
Mm-hmm.

761
00:32:19,997 --> 00:32:23,634
So how did you two get together?

762
00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:25,702
I was having one of these cliché days

763
00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:27,871
where everything was going wrong.

764
00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:30,374
To cheer myself up, I
went for lunch in the park.

765
00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:32,709
And in the middle of my
mundane ham and cheese sandwich,

766
00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:34,912
I just started to cry.

767
00:32:34,945 --> 00:32:37,580
And then this fluffball of
a puppy comes bounding up,

768
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,383
licking my tears away.

769
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:40,516
So he had a dog?

770
00:32:40,517 --> 00:32:41,919
He was the dog.

771
00:32:41,952 --> 00:32:43,320
Oh.

772
00:32:43,353 --> 00:32:44,998
Now, was I shocked when
he morphed into Altus

773
00:32:45,022 --> 00:32:46,590
and told me what he was?

774
00:32:46,623 --> 00:32:48,715
Sure. Did I care?

775
00:32:48,965 --> 00:32:52,002
No, because to hell with
ham and cheese sandwiches

776
00:32:52,329 --> 00:32:53,630
and cliché bad days.

777
00:32:53,664 --> 00:32:56,834
I wanted something extraordinary.

778
00:32:58,168 --> 00:33:00,170
We couldn't get enough of each other.

779
00:33:00,204 --> 00:33:02,439
And then I came along.

780
00:33:02,539 --> 00:33:04,942
Yeah. But honestly,

781
00:33:04,975 --> 00:33:07,277
we weren't even thinking about a baby.

782
00:33:07,311 --> 00:33:10,080
The child of a human and an incubus?

783
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:12,416
It's impossible.

784
00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:15,586
But I wasn't impossible.

785
00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,688
You should have seen
his face when I told him.

786
00:33:17,721 --> 00:33:20,123
Was he happy?

787
00:33:20,157 --> 00:33:22,558
He was stunned.

788
00:33:22,559 --> 00:33:24,661
And then he was ecstatic

789
00:33:24,695 --> 00:33:29,266
because our love made a miracle.

790
00:33:31,702 --> 00:33:34,872
And I want him to get
to know that miracle.

791
00:33:34,905 --> 00:33:39,042
And it's important that
you get to know him too.

792
00:33:39,076 --> 00:33:41,645
I can try... maybe.

793
00:33:41,678 --> 00:33:43,313
I know he's a strange father,

794
00:33:43,347 --> 00:33:46,517
but he's the only one you've got.

795
00:33:47,918 --> 00:33:52,022
The world is a strange
and wonderful place.

796
00:33:52,055 --> 00:33:54,124
Yes, it is.

797
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,194
Yes, it is.

798
00:33:57,227 --> 00:33:58,571
As much as it pains me to admit it,

799
00:33:58,595 --> 00:34:01,165
LeBron is correct.

800
00:34:01,198 --> 00:34:03,867
It is customary for an
execution to take place today.

801
00:34:03,901 --> 00:34:04,902
Ha.

802
00:34:04,935 --> 00:34:07,204
But only one.

803
00:34:07,237 --> 00:34:09,840
And according to this agenda,

804
00:34:09,873 --> 00:34:12,843
there are two prisoners in custody.

805
00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:16,580
Therefore, it is customary
and according to Council law,

806
00:34:16,613 --> 00:34:18,382
the deacon chooses who dies.

807
00:34:18,415 --> 00:34:19,817
No!

808
00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:21,551
Nice one, LeBron.

809
00:34:21,552 --> 00:34:23,587
Screwed it up again.

810
00:34:23,620 --> 00:34:25,556
Bring in the second prisoner.

811
00:34:25,589 --> 00:34:27,033
Don't worry, I've got this.

812
00:34:27,057 --> 00:34:29,092
I never asked you to do me any favors.

813
00:34:29,126 --> 00:34:31,428
Maybe thanking me for saving your life

814
00:34:31,461 --> 00:34:34,198
in the last possible minute
would be a nice gesture.

815
00:34:34,231 --> 00:34:38,420
Oh, Reginald, so young, so naive.

816
00:34:38,514 --> 00:34:40,883
Once you realize that
you're an unchanging entity

817
00:34:40,917 --> 00:34:42,785
in an ever-changing world,

818
00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:45,788
you too will be free to
be your most authentic self

819
00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:48,491
and never have to change for anyone.

820
00:34:48,524 --> 00:34:50,126
You know, I have some thoughts, but...

821
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:52,195
oh, look, here comes the condemned.

822
00:34:53,796 --> 00:34:56,833
According to his testimony,
the prisoner was changed

823
00:34:56,866 --> 00:35:00,169
on his 87th birthday by
a stripper who his, quote,

824
00:35:00,203 --> 00:35:02,605
"stupid brother-in-law" thought
it would be funny to hire.

825
00:35:02,638 --> 00:35:05,575
He chooses not to live a life of a man

826
00:35:05,608 --> 00:35:07,744
who's advanced in age and decrepitude,

827
00:35:07,777 --> 00:35:09,679
a fate he sees as monstrous.

828
00:35:09,712 --> 00:35:11,914
Then why didn't he
just walk into the sun?

829
00:35:11,948 --> 00:35:14,984
Oh, stop.

830
00:35:15,018 --> 00:35:16,395
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

831
00:35:16,419 --> 00:35:18,688
Yes, but what about Angela?

832
00:35:18,721 --> 00:35:20,990
The rules are very clear.

833
00:35:21,024 --> 00:35:23,159
There will only be one execution today.

834
00:35:23,192 --> 00:35:25,294
Besides, the vampire wants to die.

835
00:35:25,328 --> 00:35:28,464
Who are we to keep him from his mercy?

836
00:35:28,498 --> 00:35:31,267
Maurice, as deacon, will you grant

837
00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:33,336
this vampire's wish
for the one true death?

838
00:35:33,436 --> 00:35:35,505
- Sure.
- And as mandated,

839
00:35:35,538 --> 00:35:37,940
will you grant Angela's
request for freedom?

840
00:35:37,974 --> 00:35:39,175
Damn right I do.

841
00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:41,711
By the power vested in, well, me...

842
00:35:43,379 --> 00:35:45,281
I hereby order the execution of, uh...

843
00:35:46,682 --> 00:35:48,451
Excuse me.

844
00:35:48,484 --> 00:35:50,219
Excuse me, what's your name again?

845
00:35:52,555 --> 00:35:54,023
What the...

846
00:35:56,693 --> 00:36:00,395
I am Balestro.

847
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,235
Oh, it... oh, it's...

848
00:36:06,269 --> 00:36:08,504
it's you, the... the guy from my dreams,

849
00:36:08,538 --> 00:36:10,707
the... the guy who set me on fire.

850
00:36:14,043 --> 00:36:16,879
Whew, on my first damn day?

851
00:36:29,525 --> 00:36:31,728
I told you angels were coming.

852
00:36:39,407 --> 00:36:40,773
You've been quiet.

853
00:36:42,430 --> 00:36:46,667
Watching someone feed for
the first time can be jarring.

854
00:36:46,831 --> 00:36:48,832
No, it was...

855
00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:50,367
it was beautiful.

856
00:36:50,401 --> 00:36:51,735
Then why so glum?

857
00:36:56,173 --> 00:37:00,844
You know, I'm athletic,
so I'm a little arrogant.

858
00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:03,314
I'm gorgeous, so of course
I always get the girl.

859
00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:04,648
I'm strong, so heaven forbid

860
00:37:04,682 --> 00:37:07,218
I ever actually show my feelings.

861
00:37:07,251 --> 00:37:09,720
You don't have to be
any of those things.

862
00:37:09,753 --> 00:37:12,723
Yeah, well, it's the
life I've been living.

863
00:37:12,756 --> 00:37:16,227
Playing a role with
rules in a society made up

864
00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:17,962
for people like me.

865
00:37:17,995 --> 00:37:20,231
Those rules can't be all bad.

866
00:37:20,264 --> 00:37:22,933
Blonds have been having more
fun since the Middle Ages.

867
00:37:22,967 --> 00:37:24,411
It may look like that on the outside,

868
00:37:24,435 --> 00:37:28,339
but on the inside...

869
00:37:28,372 --> 00:37:30,107
I've been getting smaller.

870
00:37:32,476 --> 00:37:33,911
And then I met you.

871
00:37:33,944 --> 00:37:36,880
Definitely not blond.

872
00:37:36,881 --> 00:37:38,983
You live life according
to your own rules.

873
00:37:39,016 --> 00:37:41,619
I want that.

874
00:37:41,652 --> 00:37:44,488
I wanna be quiet if I
feel like being quiet.

875
00:37:44,522 --> 00:37:48,359
I wanna feel the things that I feel.

876
00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:51,828
I don't wanna hide anymore.

877
00:37:51,829 --> 00:37:53,197
I wanna kiss my friend again

878
00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:54,865
if I wanna kiss my friend again.

879
00:37:54,899 --> 00:37:56,934
I thought you forgot.

880
00:38:01,906 --> 00:38:03,840
Oh, damn it.

881
00:38:03,841 --> 00:38:05,009
I-I'm sorry. I did it again.

882
00:38:05,042 --> 00:38:06,143
I just jumped in.

883
00:38:06,177 --> 00:38:08,279
I didn't even ask your permission.

884
00:38:26,864 --> 00:38:28,499
I'm free.

885
00:38:28,532 --> 00:38:31,068
I'm free!

886
00:38:33,237 --> 00:38:34,905
I still don't think you're ready though.

887
00:38:34,939 --> 00:38:36,407
Come on, man.

888
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,741
Don't ruin a good moment.

889
00:38:41,712 --> 00:38:43,981
So?

890
00:38:44,014 --> 00:38:45,850
Yeah.

891
00:38:47,885 --> 00:38:50,821
♪ There's something I was hiding ♪

892
00:38:50,855 --> 00:38:53,991
Um, so you can shape-shift, huh?

893
00:38:54,024 --> 00:38:56,026
Would you like me to turn
into something for you?

894
00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:59,330
Anything but a clown.

895
00:38:59,363 --> 00:39:01,732
I hear you do a swell
old next-door neighbor.

896
00:39:01,832 --> 00:39:03,067
Ha!

897
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:05,669
He was great, some of my best work.

898
00:39:05,703 --> 00:39:07,204
You were a terrible checkers player.

899
00:39:07,238 --> 00:39:08,939
- Was I?
- Yeah.

900
00:39:08,973 --> 00:39:11,842
Or was I just letting you
win in order to curry favor?

901
00:39:11,876 --> 00:39:13,120
Or was I letting you win so
that I might be able to...

902
00:39:13,144 --> 00:39:15,112
Altus, focus.

903
00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:16,614
Right, sorry.

904
00:39:16,647 --> 00:39:20,850
I have ADID, Attention
Deficit Incubus Disorder.

905
00:39:22,853 --> 00:39:24,364
Well, if that joke
doesn't prove you're a dad,

906
00:39:24,388 --> 00:39:26,423
nothing will.

907
00:39:26,457 --> 00:39:28,692
Hey, if you can
shape-shift, can I do it too?

908
00:39:28,726 --> 00:39:31,228
Truth? Not sure.

909
00:39:31,262 --> 00:39:34,064
Plus, it's more of a third
wave of puberty thing, so...

910
00:39:34,098 --> 00:39:35,599
Third?

911
00:39:35,633 --> 00:39:39,737
But on the subject of
special skills, this...

912
00:39:41,071 --> 00:39:44,909
With the fingers, that's
not an incubus thing.

913
00:39:44,942 --> 00:39:46,987
Mom, please don't tell me
you're a magical creature too.

914
00:39:47,011 --> 00:39:48,946
Full-blooded human, promise.

915
00:39:48,979 --> 00:39:50,948
But still very magical.

916
00:39:50,981 --> 00:39:52,049
Oh.

917
00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:54,552
Then what's wrong with me?

918
00:39:58,355 --> 00:40:01,659
There is absolutely nothing
wrong with you, baby girl.

919
00:40:01,692 --> 00:40:04,128
An incubus and a human making a child,

920
00:40:04,161 --> 00:40:06,430
that's an impossibility.

921
00:40:06,463 --> 00:40:09,133
I believe you are
something altogether new.

922
00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:11,235
You're special.

923
00:40:11,268 --> 00:40:13,003
Our miracle.

924
00:40:13,037 --> 00:40:14,738
Okay, guys, stop it.

925
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,808
She has your eyes.

926
00:40:19,310 --> 00:40:20,678
Well, she has your heart.

927
00:40:20,711 --> 00:40:21,946
Okay, stop it!

928
00:40:21,979 --> 00:40:23,414
Seriously. Or I'm out of here.

929
00:40:23,447 --> 00:40:24,615
Gross.

930
00:40:24,648 --> 00:40:26,350
And the fingers thing?

931
00:40:28,786 --> 00:40:29,986
You didn't tell your mother?

932
00:40:31,188 --> 00:40:32,590
God.

933
00:40:32,623 --> 00:40:36,327
Your face, this expression,

934
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,996
it changed when you gazed at them.

935
00:40:41,866 --> 00:40:43,033
Maybe I have magic, too.

936
00:40:43,067 --> 00:40:44,635
Why?

937
00:40:44,668 --> 00:40:47,371
That's a very strange question.

938
00:40:48,873 --> 00:40:52,943
Um, this is what happiness looks like

939
00:40:52,977 --> 00:40:55,513
when you're happy for someone else.

940
00:40:55,546 --> 00:40:58,282
There are many variations of
happiness in my experience.

941
00:41:02,319 --> 00:41:04,188
Thank you.

942
00:41:04,221 --> 00:41:06,657
Sure.

943
00:41:06,690 --> 00:41:09,059
You petulant children.

944
00:41:09,093 --> 00:41:10,628
You were given the gift of eternity,

945
00:41:10,661 --> 00:41:12,896
but you have failed
to do anything with it.

946
00:41:12,897 --> 00:41:15,533
Other than become
monsters, isn't that right?

947
00:41:15,566 --> 00:41:17,401
In the beginning, the world was divided.

948
00:41:17,434 --> 00:41:20,571
Abel ruled the light
from whence came humans.

949
00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:23,974
Cain ruled the dark from
whence came vampires.

950
00:41:24,008 --> 00:41:26,510
While humans built a world
of discovery and invention,

951
00:41:26,544 --> 00:41:29,346
vampires contributed nothing.

952
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:31,916
To this day, you're only interested

953
00:41:31,949 --> 00:41:34,151
in satisfying your unholy thirst.

954
00:41:34,185 --> 00:41:38,355
Despite eternity, your
lives amount to nothing.

955
00:41:38,389 --> 00:41:40,424
And so to nothing you shall return.

956
00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:42,493
We have plans to fix that.

957
00:41:42,526 --> 00:41:44,595
This failed experiment we call vampires

958
00:41:44,628 --> 00:41:46,697
shall exist no longer.

959
00:41:46,730 --> 00:41:49,934
What was made by us must now be unmade.

960
00:41:49,967 --> 00:41:51,402
Listen closely.

961
00:41:51,435 --> 00:41:53,370
You have 30 days.

962
00:41:53,404 --> 00:41:57,174
When the bell tolls midnight
on that day, I will return,

963
00:41:57,208 --> 00:42:00,911
and every vampire in
this earthly realm will be

964
00:42:00,945 --> 00:42:02,713
exterminated.

965
00:42:08,452 --> 00:42:09,753
What happened?

966
00:42:09,787 --> 00:42:12,089
Well, good news, I'm not crazy.

967
00:42:12,122 --> 00:42:13,757
My dreams were in fact premonition.

968
00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:14,925
Bad news?

969
00:42:14,959 --> 00:42:16,893
We have 30 days

970
00:42:16,894 --> 00:42:19,797
until that angel comes back
and kills every one of us.

971
00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:23,133
I hate deadlines.

972
00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:32,503
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