1 00:00:01,055 --> 00:00:04,508 GAUMONT Since cinema has existed 2 00:00:04,509 --> 00:00:08,009 Features: 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:13,000 The oldest English version known from this film, 4 00:00:13,010 --> 00:00:17,000 was restored using elements 35mm nitrate tube 5 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:20,100 BFI and Pinewood Studios with the collaboration of Gaumont. 6 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Bagun�a Island (The Trickster's Paradise) - 1951 - 7 00:02:21,531 --> 00:02:26,627 Subtitles in Brazilian Portuguese: Walter Santos 8 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,650 Who has never dreamed of know paradise on earth? 9 00:02:32,650 --> 00:02:34,900 Or sail to a desert island? 10 00:02:35,234 --> 00:02:38,341 This is the story of this dream come true. 11 00:02:38,519 --> 00:02:40,984 The story that begins in London at tea time. 12 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:44,333 Which is no surprise, as It's always tea time in London. 13 00:02:44,501 --> 00:02:48,148 On this day, in the house of honorable Mr. Bramwell... 14 00:02:51,259 --> 00:02:53,146 Your tea, Mr. Bramwell. 15 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,666 The American heirs are waiting outside. 16 00:02:58,709 --> 00:03:00,026 The American heirs? 17 00:03:00,149 --> 00:03:02,373 We can't keep them waiting, isn't it, gentlemen? 18 00:03:02,841 --> 00:03:06,407 Don't just stand there. Send them in immediately. 19 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:10,101 You can come in. 20 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:23,911 Mr. Laurel, I presume. 21 00:03:23,955 --> 00:03:27,563 No, no, I'm Mr. Oliver Hardy. Mr. Laurel's financial advisor. 22 00:03:27,606 --> 00:03:30,772 -But where is Mr. Laurel? -Right here. Mr. Laurel is... 23 00:03:30,815 --> 00:03:34,348 Oh, Mr. Laurel. It was difficult to find him. 24 00:03:36,705 --> 00:03:37,780 And now, gentlemen, 25 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:40,450 let me introduce the 2 lawyers who dealt with the 26 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:43,060 your uncle's affairs in France and Italy. 27 00:03:43,070 --> 00:03:45,700 Mr. Hardy, Mr. Bonfois. Mr. Laurel, Mr. Paltroni. 28 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,000 How are you? 29 00:03:47,190 --> 00:03:50,397 Mr. Paltroni, Mr. Hardy. Mr. Bonfois, Mr. Laurel. 30 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,000 My name is Bramwell. 31 00:03:52,873 --> 00:03:54,100 Mr. Hardy! 32 00:03:58,591 --> 00:04:02,377 Well, gentlemen, Let's talk business? 33 00:04:02,457 --> 00:04:04,264 Oh! Thanks, Stanley. 34 00:04:04,977 --> 00:04:06,936 How much is this inheritance? 35 00:04:06,979 --> 00:04:10,739 Americans don't believe in formalities, right? 36 00:04:12,142 --> 00:04:13,950 But there is one thing about us: 37 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:17,490 We always put business before pleasure. 38 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:18,855 How do you... 39 00:04:46,817 --> 00:04:47,836 Excuse me. 40 00:04:54,351 --> 00:04:55,584 Thank you very much. 41 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,206 Can we continue? 42 00:05:04,288 --> 00:05:06,912 It's better to get straight to the point. 43 00:05:08,678 --> 00:05:11,344 Your uncle was an eccentric. 44 00:05:11,387 --> 00:05:14,330 He didn't believe in banks. 45 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:18,309 He kept his money at home. 46 00:05:19,738 --> 00:05:21,749 -And here it is. -What is that? 47 00:05:22,236 --> 00:05:24,357 It's money... I think. 48 00:05:24,706 --> 00:05:28,458 In fact, it is money. And a large sum. 49 00:05:28,501 --> 00:05:31,055 -Italian liras. -French francs. 50 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,481 And English pounds. 51 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:34,027 Stanley... 52 00:05:34,949 --> 00:05:38,273 Mr. Laurel, before handing over the money to you, 53 00:05:38,316 --> 00:05:41,036 Oh, of course, some administrative fees. 54 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:45,792 -This includes legal fees... -Deflation, amortization... 55 00:05:45,835 --> 00:05:51,135 Fluctuation and exchange rate, in addition to other fees. 56 00:05:51,178 --> 00:05:52,188 Gentlemen. 57 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:04,020 Here's your receipt, Mr. Laurel. 58 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,203 Well, gentlemen... 59 00:06:09,246 --> 00:06:11,896 Dear Mr. Hardy, There is another small question. 60 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:14,109 -What else now? -Taxes. 61 00:06:14,945 --> 00:06:17,610 To save time, We've already calculated everything. 62 00:06:17,653 --> 00:06:21,073 Including, of course, our service fee. 63 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:25,426 These deductions represent income taxes, territorial, 64 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:27,450 inheritance, debts, 65 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:30,335 death tax and life tax. 66 00:06:30,378 --> 00:06:33,571 And some more taxes. Gentlemen! 67 00:06:45,561 --> 00:06:48,200 I wish my uncle had left me the taxes. 68 00:06:48,966 --> 00:06:50,650 That's all that will we receive? 69 00:06:51,490 --> 00:06:54,232 Don't forget the island! 70 00:06:54,465 --> 00:06:55,605 An island? 71 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:58,645 -And a beautiful yacht. -A yacht? 72 00:06:58,688 --> 00:07:03,614 Yes. The yacht right here in Marseille, France. 73 00:07:03,838 --> 00:07:06,511 And the island is here, in the South Seas. 74 00:07:06,554 --> 00:07:11,200 -Wow, it looks wonderful, Ollie! -It looks very good. But... 75 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:14,000 What are the taxes about this? 76 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:16,600 None. The island is tax free! 77 00:07:16,990 --> 00:07:19,326 -Here's your money. -The boat's documents. 78 00:07:19,369 --> 00:07:21,490 And this is the island's deed. 79 00:07:21,617 --> 00:07:25,585 Well, that solves our... I mean, sort out the inheritance. 80 00:07:25,676 --> 00:07:27,742 Gentlemen, have a good day. 81 00:07:27,942 --> 00:07:29,249 Come on, Stanley. 82 00:07:34,383 --> 00:07:36,456 Why don't you be careful? 83 00:07:47,798 --> 00:07:50,712 Look! This is your boat, gentlemen. 84 00:07:57,744 --> 00:07:59,995 -Here are the documents. -Thanks. 85 00:08:00,038 --> 00:08:01,751 We will need of a crew. 86 00:08:01,794 --> 00:08:03,751 Crew? Now, for what? 87 00:08:03,794 --> 00:08:05,280 I sail this boat! 88 00:08:05,323 --> 00:08:08,294 -Well, let's go then. -Excuse me. Dock fee. 89 00:08:08,337 --> 00:08:09,973 -As? -19 thousand. 90 00:08:10,016 --> 00:08:11,029 Here it is. 91 00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:13,392 Thank you, sir. 92 00:08:13,795 --> 00:08:15,740 -And have a good trip. -Thanks. 93 00:08:15,742 --> 00:08:17,100 -Good morning. -Good tomorrow! 94 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:18,192 Thanks. 95 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:21,120 Good thing we don't pay taxes. We would be left with nothing. 96 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:26,196 Thanks for reminding me. I had forgotten. Thanks. 97 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,216 Sir... 98 00:08:31,529 --> 00:08:34,962 Thank you. Thank you very much, sir. 99 00:08:36,586 --> 00:08:38,912 Why did I have to open your mouth? 100 00:08:38,955 --> 00:08:40,635 I didn't know he was going to... 101 00:08:40,678 --> 00:08:42,752 Let's take a look at the boat. 102 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:30,151 We have plenty of gas! 103 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,935 Don't touch it! 104 00:09:45,788 --> 00:09:47,067 Drop it! 105 00:09:47,493 --> 00:09:49,479 Look, there's a tunnel. Look! 106 00:09:51,268 --> 00:09:54,014 It saw? Let's go down. 107 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,035 Why don't you look where are you going? 108 00:10:13,078 --> 00:10:14,252 Well, I couldn't help it. 109 00:10:14,295 --> 00:10:17,100 It doesn't matter. Let's see what's here. 110 00:10:44,670 --> 00:10:46,700 I didn't know they lived down here. 111 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,100 Come on, move! 112 00:10:50,629 --> 00:10:54,000 -What did you say? -I won't worry about repeating it. 113 00:10:54,106 --> 00:10:55,154 Let's go! 114 00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:19,300 -What happened? -Mind your own business! 115 00:11:23,162 --> 00:11:24,500 Look! 116 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:28,170 What is this? 117 00:11:28,172 --> 00:11:30,500 It is an emergency boat to fill with people. 118 00:11:30,601 --> 00:11:34,429 -You can't fill this with people! -You didn't understand... 119 00:11:34,513 --> 00:11:37,167 Inside, there's a compressor. 120 00:11:37,216 --> 00:11:42,052 When you release the valve, fits up to 4 people. 121 00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:46,020 Well, what about me? 122 00:11:46,553 --> 00:11:48,774 No need to insult. 123 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,103 I'm not always taking care of you? 124 00:11:53,764 --> 00:11:55,801 I always think first on you. 125 00:11:58,405 --> 00:12:00,763 I didn't want to hurt your feelings, Ollie. 126 00:12:03,051 --> 00:12:04,098 Ollie. 127 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,515 Ollie. 128 00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:26,677 Stop it and bring things for the boat! 129 00:12:27,951 --> 00:12:29,698 "What about me"! 130 00:12:29,932 --> 00:12:31,518 And what about me?! 131 00:12:54,476 --> 00:12:58,516 Don't waste time. Throw it to me and I'll keep it there. 132 00:14:10,757 --> 00:14:11,838 Look at that! 133 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:17,747 -What's going on there? -There's a man in the cage. 134 00:14:20,824 --> 00:14:23,890 -I bet it's Antoine again. -He must be crazy. 135 00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:26,468 -I'm a monkey, I told you! -He is a man without a country. 136 00:14:26,511 --> 00:14:29,116 -Um what? -Someone who does not have nationality. 137 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:32,880 He's not a bad person, but no country wants it. 138 00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:34,900 Do anything to return to earth. 139 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,200 Come on, Antoine. 140 00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:42,740 It is against the law to enter the country without a passport? 141 00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:47,130 Arrest me, punish me, give me a lesson, leave me in jail. 142 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:50,900 But remember that to put me in jail, I have to enter the country. 143 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,240 How long has he been on your ship, captain? 144 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,400 Months. 145 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:57,995 He tried to disembark in Tetrokovac, Nagasaki, 146 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,150 Caracas, Sydney, 147 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,800 Brooklyn. 148 00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:04,000 Brooklyn, Salonika. Whenever we stop. 149 00:15:04,051 --> 00:15:08,313 -All I ask for is a country. -Well, get a passport! 150 00:15:08,546 --> 00:15:10,550 Oh, it's easy to say... 151 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,480 How can I have a passport if I don't have a country? 152 00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:16,836 And how can I enter the country If I don't have a passport? 153 00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:18,512 Sorry, I didn't make the rules. 154 00:15:18,555 --> 00:15:21,010 Cannot enter the country without a passport. It's the law! 155 00:15:21,011 --> 00:15:22,583 What a beautiful law! 156 00:15:22,584 --> 00:15:26,130 Do you accept monkeys without passport and not human beings! 157 00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:29,670 Get him back on board. 158 00:15:32,796 --> 00:15:34,158 Let's go! 159 00:15:34,159 --> 00:15:37,732 -Canned food, one box. -Canned food, one box. 160 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:40,033 -Six compensated boards. -Six compensated boards. 161 00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:45,747 -Six sheets of plywood. -Six sheets of plywood. 162 00:15:45,748 --> 00:15:48,425 -Sugar, a bag. -Sugar, a bag. 163 00:16:00,406 --> 00:16:03,046 -Ah... okay. -Sugar, a bag. 164 00:16:11,744 --> 00:16:14,166 Do you want to stop playing hide and seek with us? 165 00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:17,320 -Come on. Get out of here! -You disturb me. 166 00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:20,198 See, maybe you are good person. 167 00:16:20,199 --> 00:16:21,744 Why not Do you work in Italy? 168 00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:24,498 -But I'm an immigrant! -That's right, immigrate to Italy. 169 00:16:24,499 --> 00:16:27,992 Are you kidding? How will I migrate to a place I already left? 170 00:16:27,993 --> 00:16:32,592 One thing is certain: It won't let you Marseille without paying your ticket. 171 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,098 It's a funny world, huh? 172 00:16:41,111 --> 00:16:42,160 Like this? 173 00:16:42,161 --> 00:16:46,896 We're here, stopping a man to run away and another man to stay. 174 00:16:46,897 --> 00:16:49,228 It would be so easy if they changed with each other. 175 00:16:51,537 --> 00:16:54,257 Borrowed without asking me. 176 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:57,764 I wouldn't mind losing it if the trick ended up working. 177 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,475 It's tough, huh, Antoine? 178 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,410 I'll find another way out. Don't worry. 179 00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:03,200 Don't tell me about that, huh? 180 00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:13,349 Good morning, guys. 181 00:17:13,809 --> 00:17:15,069 What did you say? 182 00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:17,927 I didn't open my mouth. 183 00:17:17,928 --> 00:17:19,210 Good morning, guys. 184 00:17:22,036 --> 00:17:25,032 -Are you going on vacation? -Let's go to the South Seas. 185 00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:27,000 It's a long trip and a long way back. 186 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,572 Yes, but we're not going back. 187 00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:31,206 We have an island there. 188 00:17:31,207 --> 00:17:32,700 Don't we, Ollie? 189 00:17:33,188 --> 00:17:36,989 -How do you start the engine? -With a mechanic, of course. 190 00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:40,267 We can't pay. We don't have money. 191 00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:42,923 We had, but it was all in taxes. 192 00:17:42,924 --> 00:17:44,070 Well, don't worry. 193 00:17:44,071 --> 00:17:47,288 I'll send a mechanic to you. It won't cost a penny. 194 00:17:51,876 --> 00:17:53,542 Well, everything arranged. 195 00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:55,577 What? My execution? 196 00:17:55,928 --> 00:17:58,094 There are two men nearby. 197 00:17:58,095 --> 00:18:01,640 They have an island in the South Seas. You are invited. 198 00:18:01,719 --> 00:18:04,159 And you won't need a passport to disembark. 199 00:18:09,843 --> 00:18:11,801 Thanks. Thanks. 200 00:18:11,802 --> 00:18:13,949 -Goodbye! -Good luck, Antoine! 201 00:18:51,205 --> 00:18:53,691 -Good morning, Stanley. -Good morning, Ollie. 202 00:18:54,605 --> 00:18:57,451 -Where are we? -We're here. It saw? Right... 203 00:18:57,452 --> 00:19:00,692 We shouldn't be. We must change course. 204 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,731 Stay the course. You can eat later. 205 00:19:06,732 --> 00:19:09,795 -But I'm hungry. -Me too! Selfish! 206 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,408 -Your hat. -Oh, thank you. 207 00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:53,888 Forgot good manners to sit at the table... 208 00:19:57,334 --> 00:20:01,670 Stanley, this is wonderful. The sea, the sky, the sun... 209 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,486 You and I alone at sea. 210 00:20:04,487 --> 00:20:06,672 What do you mean, alone? He is with us. 211 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:10,717 Oh, of course, Antoine. He is a good friend of ours. 212 00:20:10,718 --> 00:20:11,927 Yes sir. 213 00:20:11,928 --> 00:20:15,000 And let's share everything. 214 00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:16,598 Thanks. 215 00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:18,764 Thanks. 216 00:20:24,696 --> 00:20:28,868 Stanley, open the hatch to we breathe the sea air. 217 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,500 You know something? 218 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,600 You need glasses. It's already open. 219 00:20:42,879 --> 00:20:46,361 When we arrive at the island, it will be better to go to an "optimistic" one. 220 00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:47,946 Hot rolls in butter. 221 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,173 And as a main dish, 222 00:20:50,174 --> 00:20:52,582 Antoine shows your specialty: 223 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:54,194 "Le c�te de veau". 224 00:20:54,649 --> 00:20:55,876 "Garny." 225 00:20:56,883 --> 00:20:58,849 The sound is good. 226 00:20:59,932 --> 00:21:04,171 I'm going to love this, I know. I love "Le c�te de... 227 00:21:46,581 --> 00:21:47,945 Hey, Antoine. 228 00:21:48,122 --> 00:21:51,873 I suppose in the "garni" you put some garlic. 229 00:21:51,874 --> 00:21:54,100 Oh, it was just a pinch. 230 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:12,987 A man who steals a friend's food, 231 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,267 It's the worst thing in the world. 232 00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:16,863 Oh, I don't know. 233 00:22:16,864 --> 00:22:20,936 I hope, Stanley, May you enjoy it well. 234 00:22:20,955 --> 00:22:23,590 How can I take advantage if you stole? 235 00:22:23,591 --> 00:22:25,600 How so? Did I steal? You stole! 236 00:22:25,601 --> 00:22:26,752 Pathetic! 237 00:22:26,753 --> 00:22:30,798 I want you to know how I am Happy to be friends with you. 238 00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:32,599 I'd like to make a toast. 239 00:22:33,462 --> 00:22:34,618 A toast to friendship! 240 00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,068 -� friendship! -� friendship! 241 00:22:36,069 --> 00:22:37,311 Cheers! 242 00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:08,637 Let's have another drink, huh? 243 00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:18,550 � friendship! 244 00:23:18,551 --> 00:23:20,413 -� friendship! -� friendship! 245 00:23:20,414 --> 00:23:22,004 It's your health! 246 00:23:33,403 --> 00:23:36,678 -Friendship... -Friendship. That's good, right? 247 00:23:36,679 --> 00:23:38,877 No! Definitely not! 248 00:23:39,225 --> 00:23:42,874 It's almost ready. Sit down, my friends. 249 00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:46,325 Antoine will serve you your masterpiece. 250 00:24:26,449 --> 00:24:29,853 -What happened now? -You know what it was. 251 00:24:30,088 --> 00:24:34,341 I want my food! Seasoned with garlic! 252 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,076 You have a lot of courage. 253 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,970 Want my piece after eating yours! 254 00:24:44,785 --> 00:24:47,517 -Sorry. -It's even better! 255 00:24:51,034 --> 00:24:52,478 Just a minute! 256 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,887 Where is my potato? 257 00:24:56,435 --> 00:24:57,620 Now listen: 258 00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:01,683 If you think I ate your flesh, your potato and drank your wine, 259 00:25:01,684 --> 00:25:02,739 weigh me. 260 00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:05,200 Well, if it wasn't you, who was it? 261 00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,568 You don't scare us with this. 262 00:25:21,569 --> 00:25:24,884 As captain of the boat, I'll let Stanley arrest him! 263 00:25:24,885 --> 00:25:26,445 What is all this? 264 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,114 You stole my potato! 265 00:25:29,115 --> 00:25:32,403 Yes! And my meat and my wine! 266 00:25:34,641 --> 00:25:36,100 Ali�s, 267 00:25:36,163 --> 00:25:37,682 Who's driving the boat? 268 00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:39,468 Oh, I forgot to say. 269 00:25:39,469 --> 00:25:42,198 I tied the rudder to the heading. 270 00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:52,802 At least once you used your head. 271 00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:53,938 Thanks, Ollie. 272 00:25:53,939 --> 00:25:56,324 I will try to do this more frequently. 273 00:26:03,794 --> 00:26:06,460 -What was that? -The engine stopped. 274 00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:08,780 Fix it. You are the mechanic. 275 00:26:08,781 --> 00:26:10,795 To tell the truth, I'm not a mechanic. 276 00:26:10,796 --> 00:26:14,026 The captain invented this to get rid of me. 277 00:26:14,027 --> 00:26:17,901 As always, I have to do everything alone. 278 00:26:18,901 --> 00:26:20,927 Get on deck and wait. 279 00:26:20,928 --> 00:26:22,584 Wait where? 280 00:26:22,585 --> 00:26:24,841 Wait on deck! 281 00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:28,779 We will resolve this issue later! 282 00:26:38,309 --> 00:26:40,200 What do you think it was? 283 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:43,350 There's no point in guessing. 284 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,496 We're going to have to dismantle everything and find out. 285 00:26:45,497 --> 00:26:47,423 In other words, use your head. 286 00:26:47,424 --> 00:26:48,635 For what? 287 00:26:49,265 --> 00:26:52,477 Well, you can use yours like a bowling ball. 288 00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:57,684 -You mean the one with holes? -Exactly! 289 00:26:59,271 --> 00:27:00,591 Now give me a hand. 290 00:27:04,179 --> 00:27:06,352 Let this serve as a lesson to you. 291 00:27:18,781 --> 00:27:19,981 Here. 292 00:27:24,321 --> 00:27:25,535 Here. 293 00:27:33,132 --> 00:27:34,684 Drop it! 294 00:27:49,159 --> 00:27:50,372 Ollie. 295 00:27:51,498 --> 00:27:52,540 What? 296 00:27:52,541 --> 00:27:54,445 The gas tank is empty. 297 00:27:56,005 --> 00:27:58,565 Why didn't you tell me this before? 298 00:27:59,350 --> 00:28:01,900 Give me the pieces. I'm going to put everything back together. 299 00:28:14,130 --> 00:28:16,836 Now, we're going to have to sail. 300 00:28:25,773 --> 00:28:28,300 When I give the signal, you pull. 301 00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:38,923 What are you doing? I could have broken my arm! 302 00:28:38,924 --> 00:28:41,295 Who are you and what are you doing here? 303 00:28:41,296 --> 00:28:42,539 You have no rights here. 304 00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:45,088 I have my rights! I'm here as a stowaway! 305 00:28:45,089 --> 00:28:47,855 -They didn't talk about illegal immigrants. -Not really. 306 00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:48,957 Look, guys, 307 00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:51,576 I could have entered on any boat. 308 00:28:51,577 --> 00:28:52,955 But I chose this one. 309 00:28:52,956 --> 00:28:55,258 Until you find me and ruin everything. 310 00:28:55,259 --> 00:28:58,478 We had to raise the sail because the engine broke! 311 00:28:58,479 --> 00:29:03,378 -Why don't they fix the engine? -We tried, but everything fell into the sea. 312 00:29:03,453 --> 00:29:04,520 Did you fall into the sea? 313 00:29:04,521 --> 00:29:08,516 What bad luck! Being clandestine in a two starter boat 314 00:29:08,517 --> 00:29:11,679 who let the engine fall into the sea! Fall into the sea! 315 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,630 I think we offended him. 316 00:29:13,631 --> 00:29:16,646 -What's going on here? -We have a stowaway on board. 317 00:29:16,647 --> 00:29:18,208 This is Antoine, the cook. 318 00:29:18,209 --> 00:29:19,394 Giovanni Copini. 319 00:29:19,395 --> 00:29:21,997 -Great pleasure. -And this is Stanley. 320 00:29:21,998 --> 00:29:23,321 How are you? 321 00:29:29,730 --> 00:29:31,020 How are you? 322 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:36,460 Why don't you be careful? 323 00:29:36,807 --> 00:29:39,475 Let's go. I don't want to lose the day just talking. 324 00:29:39,476 --> 00:29:42,338 Get that rope! Raise the sail! Go ahead! 325 00:29:42,339 --> 00:29:44,427 You, fatty, pull from the other side! 326 00:29:44,428 --> 00:29:46,423 Pull! Need strength to sail! 327 00:29:46,424 --> 00:29:48,900 Go to the other side! All together now! 328 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,324 Pull that rope! 329 00:30:33,695 --> 00:30:36,662 -Right at lunch time. -Forget lunch. 330 00:30:36,782 --> 00:30:38,785 What happened with my pants? 331 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:42,288 I put it there to dry. It can't disappear like that. 332 00:30:42,692 --> 00:30:44,433 Hey, the boat is moving! 333 00:30:46,652 --> 00:30:47,879 You... 334 00:30:59,181 --> 00:31:02,136 -Very good, isn't it, Stanley? -Of course it is. 335 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:05,011 It's like skipping class. 336 00:31:05,284 --> 00:31:07,418 We're all skipping class. More or less that. 337 00:31:07,739 --> 00:31:10,847 Giovanni, What do you mess up? 338 00:31:11,115 --> 00:31:15,200 The world, everyone always me They tell you what to do and how to do it. 339 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,200 One day, a rich man from my village 340 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,190 hired me to build a wall. 341 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,000 I spent weeks looking bricks with the correct shape 342 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,986 and the type of color what he wanted. 343 00:31:23,987 --> 00:31:26,521 I snapped them into place, one by one. 344 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:28,467 As if they were jewelry. 345 00:31:29,047 --> 00:31:30,640 When the wall was finished, 346 00:31:30,647 --> 00:31:33,047 was shining in the sun like a true work of art. 347 00:31:33,048 --> 00:31:34,400 Because it was me, Giovanni, 348 00:31:34,401 --> 00:31:36,400 the best bricklayer money could buy. 349 00:31:37,341 --> 00:31:39,200 Then the man came take a look. 350 00:31:39,574 --> 00:31:41,473 And he sent me tear down the wall. 351 00:31:41,474 --> 00:31:44,120 Suddenly he changed his mind, I wanted a wooden fence. 352 00:31:44,901 --> 00:31:46,973 That's when I decided circumvent the world. 353 00:31:46,974 --> 00:31:48,774 We don't blame you. 354 00:31:48,775 --> 00:31:51,209 -And you, what are you messing around with? -Taxes! 355 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:53,900 Yes. We don't like taxes. 356 00:31:55,287 --> 00:31:58,793 Hey, Antoine. And you? Where is your home? 357 00:31:58,794 --> 00:32:00,080 My house? 358 00:32:00,893 --> 00:32:02,128 I don't know. 359 00:32:02,151 --> 00:32:04,446 The whole world can be one man's country. 360 00:32:04,754 --> 00:32:05,993 But for me, 361 00:32:06,306 --> 00:32:09,186 it looks like someone locked it all doors. 362 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,129 I can now see our island: 363 00:32:13,953 --> 00:32:16,626 Palm trees, flowers, 364 00:32:17,051 --> 00:32:21,178 the hot sun and a gentle rain. 365 00:32:31,981 --> 00:32:34,503 It's a storm! Don't you think Better prepare the boat? 366 00:32:34,504 --> 00:32:36,583 Yes, it's going to rain soon. 367 00:32:36,584 --> 00:32:39,277 -I've never seen one like that before. -Neither do I! 368 00:32:39,524 --> 00:32:43,414 - It's better to lower the sail. -I'll get the life jacket. 369 00:33:13,812 --> 00:33:15,213 Let's lower the sail! 370 00:35:43,713 --> 00:35:45,466 Help! 371 00:35:58,026 --> 00:36:01,052 Help! Help! 372 00:36:01,732 --> 00:36:02,959 Social... 373 00:37:22,797 --> 00:37:24,944 Oh, look at that! 374 00:37:27,230 --> 00:37:29,892 -An island! -We're on an island! 375 00:37:29,893 --> 00:37:31,676 Stanley, we're... 376 00:37:42,648 --> 00:37:44,867 We are on an island! Take a look! 377 00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:47,572 Take a look! 378 00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:49,642 I'm not in conditions of looking. 379 00:37:51,465 --> 00:37:52,758 Oh! 380 00:37:53,199 --> 00:37:55,479 Hey, look. Look. 381 00:37:55,912 --> 00:37:58,066 Boy! 382 00:37:59,342 --> 00:38:02,727 It's an atoll! That's it! An atoll! 383 00:38:02,728 --> 00:38:03,901 Let's go! 384 00:38:03,902 --> 00:38:07,662 -Take care of yourself, brother. Take it easy. -Yes. Yes. 385 00:38:07,675 --> 00:38:09,191 It's okay! It's okay! 386 00:38:09,192 --> 00:38:10,638 Let's go fishing now, huh? 387 00:38:10,639 --> 00:38:12,825 -Get me a basket. -For now. 388 00:38:13,019 --> 00:38:16,997 Quick! Something wooden to make a fire. 389 00:38:16,998 --> 00:38:18,809 Don't forget to put a little garlic. 390 00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:21,834 No garlic, You don't cook it properly. 391 00:38:59,485 --> 00:39:03,031 -Well, it doesn't look so bad. -It's still in good condition. 392 00:39:21,941 --> 00:39:24,863 Antoine, what time Are you going to serve dinner? 393 00:39:24,864 --> 00:39:27,399 If you want to eat, Better to light a fire. 394 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,464 And you, my boy, clean the fish. 395 00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:33,711 You take the paper and I take the wood. 396 00:39:38,939 --> 00:39:40,579 -Ollie! -Yes? 397 00:39:40,757 --> 00:39:42,812 -Hold this for me, okay? -OK. 398 00:39:54,996 --> 00:39:58,295 You know, there's a lot of space to build houses here. 399 00:39:58,463 --> 00:40:00,938 Yes, and there is nothing here nearby. 400 00:40:00,939 --> 00:40:03,680 Admiral, what do you do on a desert island? 401 00:40:03,681 --> 00:40:07,912 Here is a man who was shipwrecked and you did everything right. Listen. 402 00:40:08,544 --> 00:40:11,877 "Robinson Cruso� was born in the city of York." 403 00:40:11,947 --> 00:40:14,503 "Your father wanted he was a lawyer, 404 00:40:14,504 --> 00:40:17,345 but young Cruso� wanted sail the seas." 405 00:40:26,697 --> 00:40:30,683 Our modern Crusoes adapted to the new life. 406 00:40:31,337 --> 00:40:36,190 Using modern agricultural techniques, dominated the wild land. 407 00:40:42,149 --> 00:40:46,239 And Mother Nature provided lots of fresh water. 408 00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:03,922 The man set to work just like nature. 409 00:41:03,923 --> 00:41:07,963 Quickly the rock burned it has become an enchanting paradise. 410 00:41:08,096 --> 00:41:11,270 Weeks, months, years have passed. 411 00:41:11,376 --> 00:41:13,283 Everything is now much better. 412 00:41:13,482 --> 00:41:16,300 The castaways, then, managed to rest 413 00:41:16,302 --> 00:41:18,695 after so much hard work. 414 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,700 BEWARE, FIERCE ANIMAL 415 00:41:27,268 --> 00:41:28,628 Oscar. 416 00:41:28,989 --> 00:41:30,315 Oscar! 417 00:41:52,114 --> 00:41:54,547 For animals and for men, 418 00:41:54,548 --> 00:41:56,947 this island has become a paradise. 419 00:41:56,948 --> 00:42:02,581 Yes, but a Garden of Eden without Eve and Adam it's boring. 420 00:42:02,775 --> 00:42:04,835 But... what is that? 421 00:42:04,841 --> 00:42:07,360 Where do these stones take us? 422 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:10,067 To Papeete, the capital of Tahiti. 423 00:42:10,068 --> 00:42:12,160 And who do we find? Eve! 424 00:42:12,161 --> 00:42:14,810 Sorry... Ch�rie Lamour. 425 00:42:14,811 --> 00:42:17,742 As you can see, she has a lot of brains 426 00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:19,317 and culture. 427 00:42:19,397 --> 00:42:21,839 The most glamorous girl from Tahiti, 428 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,531 who was born in Paris, Of course. 429 00:42:24,557 --> 00:42:26,176 Today is your big day. 430 00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:29,150 First, she takes a test in Cockatoo, 431 00:42:29,157 --> 00:42:31,157 the best nightclub in town. 432 00:42:31,441 --> 00:42:35,581 And you will also have to go to court for an important appointment. 433 00:42:35,610 --> 00:42:38,721 Marry the lieutenant Jack Frazer. 434 00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:47,995 What time is it? 435 00:42:49,049 --> 00:42:50,929 Play the song! 436 00:45:02,076 --> 00:45:03,296 Thanks. 437 00:45:06,448 --> 00:45:10,243 -Can you stay and drink something? -No, no, I'm already late. 438 00:45:10,244 --> 00:45:13,202 Thanks. Goodbye. Thanks. Goodbye. 439 00:45:14,230 --> 00:45:17,670 Oh, Miss. Lamour, this way, please. 440 00:45:20,452 --> 00:45:22,428 Oh, darling, I'm so happy! 441 00:45:22,429 --> 00:45:24,387 It doesn't seem like it. It's 45 minutes late! 442 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:27,525 You won't grumble because 45 minutes, will you? 443 00:45:27,526 --> 00:45:30,074 Your Honor, I'm sorry I kept you waiting. 444 00:45:30,074 --> 00:45:32,494 -Well, I... -Ah, Ch�rie. 445 00:45:34,247 --> 00:45:38,578 Your Honor, look at this. Aren't they adorable? 446 00:45:38,579 --> 00:45:43,173 -But you're extravagant, darling. -Miss. Lamour and you, sir... 447 00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,580 Marriage is something very important, 448 00:45:45,581 --> 00:45:47,864 and before proceeding I would like... 449 00:45:47,865 --> 00:45:50,080 -I got the contract. -What contract? 450 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,522 When we get married we will have everything in common. 451 00:45:52,523 --> 00:45:53,932 That's not what I'm talking. 452 00:45:53,933 --> 00:45:56,954 My contract with Cacatua! My debut is tomorrow. 453 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:59,277 You can watch before leaving. 454 00:45:59,278 --> 00:46:01,019 Miss. Lamour, please Could you... 455 00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:04,033 Oh, I'm listening, Your Honor. 456 00:46:04,069 --> 00:46:08,447 Miss. Lamour, lieutenant, marriage is something important. 457 00:46:08,448 --> 00:46:09,651 Just a minute. 458 00:46:10,245 --> 00:46:12,160 Sorry to interrupt you, Your Honor, 459 00:46:12,161 --> 00:46:16,236 -But I need to talk to my fiancée. -That's not common, but if... 460 00:46:16,237 --> 00:46:19,952 Do you intend to continue your career? after the wedding? 461 00:46:19,953 --> 00:46:21,892 But of course, my dear. 462 00:46:21,893 --> 00:46:23,830 You never suggested that I would give up. 463 00:46:23,831 --> 00:46:25,250 I never said that 464 00:46:25,251 --> 00:46:27,750 because I was sure that after the wedding 465 00:46:27,751 --> 00:46:29,345 would devote himself to me. 466 00:46:29,346 --> 00:46:32,161 Nothing would please me more if you been here all the time. 467 00:46:32,162 --> 00:46:35,242 But you spend 10 months per year sailing the seas. 468 00:46:35,256 --> 00:46:36,690 What do you want me to do? 469 00:46:36,691 --> 00:46:38,357 Swim after the ship? 470 00:46:38,358 --> 00:46:39,598 Take a good look, darling. 471 00:46:39,671 --> 00:46:41,531 I will not tolerate that 472 00:46:41,551 --> 00:46:44,630 while I'm at sea, you spend your nights singing 473 00:46:44,631 --> 00:46:46,633 for anyone. 474 00:46:46,634 --> 00:46:47,686 Oh! 475 00:46:47,687 --> 00:46:49,763 Singing for anyone? 476 00:46:49,764 --> 00:46:52,869 What do you think I am? I'm an actress, not a slut. 477 00:46:52,870 --> 00:46:54,429 You know how people call me? 478 00:46:54,430 --> 00:46:56,823 The Caruso Woman. It's a fact, your honor. 479 00:46:56,830 --> 00:46:59,300 The Caruso Woman. 480 00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:06,225 -Calm down, Miss. Lamour. -I'm calm, Your Honor! 481 00:47:06,226 --> 00:47:08,650 But I will not submit to this kind of blackmail! 482 00:47:08,652 --> 00:47:10,659 In this case, I'm not staying here. 483 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,494 Think about it. But think quickly. 484 00:47:13,665 --> 00:47:14,866 Please sir... 485 00:47:14,867 --> 00:47:18,126 Let him go, Your Honor. I'm not going after him. He heard? 486 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:19,240 Miss. Lamour... 487 00:47:19,241 --> 00:47:22,722 Think about it and give me the answer Tomorrow night at Cacatua. 488 00:47:22,723 --> 00:47:25,441 If I'm in the audience I'll know what is your answer. Jack? 489 00:47:25,442 --> 00:47:26,689 Dear... 490 00:47:28,483 --> 00:47:30,223 He'll come back, won't he? 491 00:47:30,636 --> 00:47:33,056 Tell him if he doesn't appear tomorrow night, 492 00:47:33,276 --> 00:47:34,989 you will never see me again. 493 00:47:35,263 --> 00:47:37,150 I don't know what I'm going to do, 494 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,800 but I will make him never meet me again. 495 00:47:39,929 --> 00:47:43,802 Okay, I'll give the message, but you You know him better than I do. 496 00:47:44,369 --> 00:47:47,162 But he will appear, I'm sure. 497 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,000 RESERVED FOR THE LIEUTENANT FRAZER 498 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,987 Magnificent, and to think that that idiot didn't show up. 499 00:50:40,887 --> 00:50:42,997 He didn't show up! He didn't show up! 500 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,700 He ruined everything! 501 00:50:45,268 --> 00:50:47,600 -Where is he? -He left this morning. 502 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,100 I didn't even want to listen, I said I wouldn't change my mind. 503 00:50:50,102 --> 00:50:51,800 I don't change either. 504 00:50:52,801 --> 00:50:55,381 I told him I could lose me forever? 505 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:57,296 He said. 506 00:50:57,297 --> 00:50:59,214 Again! Again! 507 00:51:04,533 --> 00:51:07,154 -They asked for one more, quickly! -Yes, I'm coming. 508 00:51:07,155 --> 00:51:09,477 But Jack will be back in 2 weeks. You will see it again. 509 00:51:09,478 --> 00:51:11,387 -So what? I won't be here. -What? 510 00:51:11,388 --> 00:51:14,488 -When does your ship leave, captain? -Friday. Why? 511 00:51:14,595 --> 00:51:15,983 I will be your passenger. 512 00:51:15,984 --> 00:51:18,263 But I don't have a luxury bathtub, understand? 513 00:51:18,264 --> 00:51:20,526 It doesn't make any difference. I just want to leave! 514 00:51:20,527 --> 00:51:23,300 Hey! There's also my wife! 515 00:52:05,523 --> 00:52:08,281 Oh, it started hunting season? 516 00:52:08,282 --> 00:52:09,898 Get up! Get out of that bed! 517 00:52:09,899 --> 00:52:12,365 Your husband should have warned me that you were coming on this trip. 518 00:52:12,366 --> 00:52:14,298 I wouldn't have entered this slave ship. 519 00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:17,372 I never believed the story of American friend coming home. 520 00:52:17,373 --> 00:52:20,006 I sensed the way would pay for the ticket. 521 00:52:20,492 --> 00:52:21,706 Get up! 522 00:52:21,862 --> 00:52:24,607 -And pack your bags. -Are you going to throw me into the sea? 523 00:52:24,608 --> 00:52:25,815 No. 524 00:52:25,922 --> 00:52:28,021 We're going to pass by an island. 525 00:52:28,022 --> 00:52:29,475 An island... 526 00:52:29,768 --> 00:52:31,941 -unknown. -Are there people on this island? 527 00:52:32,034 --> 00:52:34,327 You'll find out like this to get there. 528 00:52:34,328 --> 00:52:37,201 Wherever you are, She will always be surrounded by men. 529 00:52:42,223 --> 00:52:45,129 No, it's not fair to play the poor girl on a desert island. 530 00:52:45,130 --> 00:52:46,862 You must have a right husband for her. 531 00:52:46,863 --> 00:52:48,825 Where there are husbands, there are people. 532 00:52:48,826 --> 00:52:50,434 -It'll do. -Move. 533 00:52:50,435 --> 00:52:55,017 I keep saying she just came to make Frazer jealous. 534 00:52:55,018 --> 00:52:57,484 He'll go crazy if he finds out that I left her on an island. 535 00:52:57,485 --> 00:52:59,491 You don't need to tell him. 536 00:53:00,385 --> 00:53:01,824 On the other hand... 537 00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:04,971 Tell him I can be as stubborn as he is. 538 00:53:07,238 --> 00:53:09,165 -I'll row for you. -No, it won't. 539 00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:10,631 You'll be fine here. 540 00:53:10,865 --> 00:53:13,422 She knows how to row. If you don't know, 541 00:53:13,423 --> 00:53:14,471 you will have to swim. 542 00:53:14,472 --> 00:53:17,311 -See you later, darling. -Ah, no! 543 00:53:22,138 --> 00:53:24,436 I'm glad that have appeared. 544 00:53:24,437 --> 00:53:26,607 Where were you, anyway? 545 00:53:26,608 --> 00:53:29,373 I was at the beach while We caught dinner. Do you see? 546 00:53:29,374 --> 00:53:31,185 I was working in the vegetable garden. 547 00:53:31,811 --> 00:53:34,213 Have you seen or Did you hear something? 548 00:53:34,330 --> 00:53:36,166 -Just the waves. -Why? 549 00:53:36,167 --> 00:53:37,633 I'll tell you why. 550 00:53:37,634 --> 00:53:39,667 I was in the lagoon, 551 00:53:39,668 --> 00:53:42,534 and I heard the engines of a big boat. 552 00:53:42,535 --> 00:53:43,733 And then, a whistle. 553 00:53:43,734 --> 00:53:46,148 When I went up to look, 554 00:53:46,554 --> 00:53:49,609 -There was nothing there. -� because he's gone 555 00:53:51,794 --> 00:53:53,087 What's gone? 556 00:53:53,087 --> 00:53:54,341 The boat. 557 00:53:58,978 --> 00:54:02,611 Does that mean you saw a boat and didn't tell us? 558 00:54:02,771 --> 00:54:05,036 Well I saw it and waved at him, 559 00:54:05,037 --> 00:54:07,100 but they didn't wave back. 560 00:54:07,263 --> 00:54:10,516 I need a drink so as not to lose patience. 561 00:54:13,830 --> 00:54:16,791 Stan is getting increasingly stupid. 562 00:54:16,792 --> 00:54:20,456 Yes, no person can be so stupid. 563 00:54:23,287 --> 00:54:24,576 Forgive me. 564 00:54:36,888 --> 00:54:38,621 What came over you? 565 00:54:38,781 --> 00:54:40,880 I think I saw something. 566 00:54:40,904 --> 00:54:42,674 What are you talking about? 567 00:54:43,107 --> 00:54:45,237 There's a girl in the kitchen. 568 00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:49,200 You are absolutely right. 569 00:54:49,715 --> 00:54:51,275 There she is! 570 00:54:51,816 --> 00:54:53,065 Hello. 571 00:55:02,410 --> 00:55:03,602 Well... 572 00:55:03,603 --> 00:55:05,005 Hello, friends. 573 00:55:05,330 --> 00:55:07,886 -How did you get here? -Well, 574 00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:09,575 I guess you could say 575 00:55:09,622 --> 00:55:12,957 -that I was left by a witch. -Like those with brooms? 576 00:55:12,958 --> 00:55:14,411 Oh, no. 577 00:55:14,591 --> 00:55:16,556 This one used a shotgun. 578 00:55:16,557 --> 00:55:20,302 I'm sorry about the invasion, but I think that they will have to accommodate me. 579 00:55:20,303 --> 00:55:22,009 It will be a pleasure. 580 00:55:22,010 --> 00:55:25,397 I knew I had to do it a guest house! 581 00:55:25,803 --> 00:55:30,083 -Is there no room for me? -Don't worry about it. 582 00:55:30,084 --> 00:55:33,283 Giovanni and Antoine can live with Stanley and me. 583 00:55:33,309 --> 00:55:36,314 -And you can stay right here. -You are very kind. 584 00:55:36,315 --> 00:55:39,262 Come, my princess, I'll show you the place. 585 00:55:39,429 --> 00:55:42,080 I think I'll like it of this place. 586 00:55:42,188 --> 00:55:45,600 It's great. You don't need shave or anything. 587 00:55:53,383 --> 00:55:56,289 I left all my luggage on the beach. 588 00:55:57,233 --> 00:56:00,493 Gentlemen, get your luggage of the girl and take it to the "chateau". 589 00:56:00,663 --> 00:56:01,886 Thanks. 590 00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:04,600 What's that up there? 591 00:56:04,602 --> 00:56:07,200 My dear, these are the traces of our shipwreck. 592 00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:10,703 I will never forget the day where I found this island. 593 00:56:10,704 --> 00:56:14,184 It was a terrible night. Dark as pitch. 594 00:56:14,193 --> 00:56:17,444 So dark that you couldn't see the hand behind the back. 595 00:56:17,445 --> 00:56:19,352 Exactly, Stanley. 596 00:56:19,557 --> 00:56:22,956 Then, I saw that cove. 597 00:56:23,301 --> 00:56:26,368 I put the rope in my teeth, 598 00:56:26,369 --> 00:56:31,292 I tied myself to the helm until reach that pinnacle. 599 00:56:31,293 --> 00:56:33,713 And it's been there ever since. 600 00:56:33,832 --> 00:56:36,855 It must have been difficult climb so high. 601 00:56:36,856 --> 00:56:38,188 He read it in the book. 602 00:56:38,189 --> 00:56:40,816 Come, my dear. Book... 603 00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:44,785 One, two, three... Everything there. Thanks. 604 00:57:37,819 --> 00:57:41,124 Stanley, you forgot that Do we have company? 605 00:57:46,849 --> 00:57:49,289 Gentlemen, feel free. 606 00:57:58,178 --> 00:57:59,450 Gentlemen... 607 00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:28,089 Stanley... 608 00:58:28,090 --> 00:58:29,137 Yes? 609 00:58:29,138 --> 00:58:30,630 That's my side. 610 00:58:30,790 --> 00:58:33,223 Well there's no room by my side. 611 00:58:33,284 --> 00:58:36,430 Well the best thing to do Let's take turns. 612 00:58:36,431 --> 00:58:40,126 As one sits, the other sleeps. 613 00:58:40,131 --> 00:58:42,071 Then we switched. 614 00:58:42,513 --> 00:58:45,220 That's what I call of cleverness. 615 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,062 Thanks, Ollie. 616 00:58:47,475 --> 00:58:49,227 It's a good idea. 617 00:58:49,228 --> 00:58:53,822 I sleep and when you waking up I sleep again. 618 00:58:54,412 --> 00:58:56,693 Not forgetting you're welcome? 619 00:58:57,726 --> 00:58:58,774 Huh? 620 00:58:58,775 --> 00:59:00,819 Not forgetting you're welcome? 621 00:59:02,331 --> 00:59:04,155 Oh! Good evening, Ollie. 622 00:59:04,156 --> 00:59:07,388 -Sorry, Ollie. -Get up and blow out the candle! 623 00:59:07,389 --> 00:59:10,746 -But you didn't say that... -See, selfish. 624 00:59:25,551 --> 00:59:26,799 Ollie. 625 00:59:28,271 --> 00:59:29,484 Ollie. 626 00:59:30,941 --> 00:59:32,144 Ollie. 627 00:59:32,957 --> 00:59:34,437 Are you still awake? 628 00:59:34,657 --> 00:59:35,897 No! 629 01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:08,897 Forgive me. 630 01:01:29,287 --> 01:01:32,045 -What is this thing? -Careful! 631 01:01:46,992 --> 01:01:49,380 Open the window and we will expel him. 632 01:02:17,550 --> 01:02:20,198 This morning I will prepare a magnificent egg omelette 633 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,138 seagull with fine herbs. 634 01:02:22,139 --> 01:02:23,615 Omelet. Bah! 635 01:02:23,616 --> 01:02:27,621 Today I'm going to plan a splendid villa with a large Roman bath. 636 01:02:27,622 --> 01:02:31,867 -What are you going to do, Ollie? -I'll be honest with you. 637 01:02:31,868 --> 01:02:33,924 Ch�rie is a good girl, isn't she? 638 01:02:33,925 --> 01:02:35,363 -Charming. -Charming! 639 01:02:35,364 --> 01:02:37,913 -Beautiful, too. -And we're all friends, aren't we? 640 01:02:37,914 --> 01:02:39,326 -Of course. -Naturally. 641 01:02:39,327 --> 01:02:42,170 We will make a pact never to leave a woman comes between us. 642 01:02:42,170 --> 01:02:43,242 Do you agree? 643 01:02:43,243 --> 01:02:44,891 - Of course. -I agree. 644 01:02:44,892 --> 01:02:46,543 So let's get dressed. 645 01:02:49,568 --> 01:02:53,268 -Ollie, where's the sandpaper? -Sandpaper? 646 01:02:54,222 --> 01:02:56,148 -In that closet. -Thanks. 647 01:03:12,136 --> 01:03:13,336 Forgive me. 648 01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:15,942 Thanks. 649 01:03:16,945 --> 01:03:18,158 Forgive me. 650 01:03:19,388 --> 01:03:20,631 Thanks. 651 01:03:25,787 --> 01:03:27,004 Forgive me. 652 01:03:31,307 --> 01:03:32,533 Thank you very much. 653 01:03:33,381 --> 01:03:34,626 Forgive me. 654 01:03:38,672 --> 01:03:39,885 Thanks. 655 01:03:41,968 --> 01:03:43,185 Forgive me. 656 01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:23,099 Hey! 657 01:04:25,803 --> 01:04:27,013 Look! 658 01:04:38,167 --> 01:04:39,422 Hello. 659 01:04:42,613 --> 01:04:43,922 What's the problem? 660 01:04:44,118 --> 01:04:45,762 The cat got its tongue? 661 01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:50,184 How beautiful they are this morning! 662 01:04:52,273 --> 01:04:54,418 Come, I want you to sit down. 663 01:04:58,076 --> 01:05:00,809 I'll bring the food in two seconds. 664 01:05:16,239 --> 01:05:18,950 -Look! She put out clean dishes! -Even the tablecloth! 665 01:05:18,951 --> 01:05:20,346 And clean napkins! 666 01:05:20,347 --> 01:05:23,151 -She even cleaned the floor. -Yes. 667 01:05:38,347 --> 01:05:40,507 Does this belong to anyone? 668 01:05:41,130 --> 01:05:43,300 -I've never seen this guy before. -No one knows. 669 01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:44,300 No. 670 01:05:48,923 --> 01:05:50,147 It's mine. 671 01:05:50,843 --> 01:05:52,194 He's a friend. 672 01:05:53,367 --> 01:05:55,700 Just someone I knew. 673 01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,821 I have a little surprise. I hope you like it. 674 01:06:11,822 --> 01:06:13,224 One more? 675 01:06:13,503 --> 01:06:14,779 What is it? 676 01:06:14,928 --> 01:06:16,381 A "bouillabaisse". 677 01:06:18,349 --> 01:06:21,741 Say, your boyfriend Did you like "bouillabaisse"? 678 01:06:21,855 --> 01:06:23,241 Oh, he loved it! 679 01:07:13,234 --> 01:07:15,683 This is the deposit that Are you building? 680 01:07:15,684 --> 01:07:18,747 For a deposit, he's pretty funny. 681 01:07:23,342 --> 01:07:25,355 This is not a deposit! 682 01:07:45,243 --> 01:07:46,662 It's for you. 683 01:07:47,589 --> 01:07:49,100 For me? 684 01:07:49,101 --> 01:07:51,300 Yes, for you. It's easy to fool her. 685 01:07:51,395 --> 01:07:54,039 Thought we were doing a refrigerator? 686 01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,270 We were scared to find out. 687 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,500 We put up the decorations last night. 688 01:08:22,689 --> 01:08:24,000 Let's go in. 689 01:08:57,630 --> 01:08:59,400 It's simply adorable. 690 01:09:04,091 --> 01:09:08,171 You are wonderful friends. It's the first home I have. 691 01:09:08,171 --> 01:09:10,051 I'm so happy that... 692 01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:14,400 He was not satisfied with being just a singer. 693 01:09:14,610 --> 01:09:16,900 He also wants to be a comedian. 694 01:09:26,263 --> 01:09:27,809 What is representing now? 695 01:09:27,823 --> 01:09:30,172 "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"? 696 01:09:32,989 --> 01:09:36,649 It's the guy in the photo who is always with her. 697 01:09:37,802 --> 01:09:41,521 Right! You found me! And now? 698 01:09:41,522 --> 01:09:44,021 I didn't find her. I didn't even try to look for her. 699 01:09:44,022 --> 01:09:47,573 Our friend Dolan said that saw her on an unknown island. 700 01:09:47,675 --> 01:09:49,274 My work here � map the island. 701 01:09:49,275 --> 01:09:51,600 My men are working now. 702 01:09:52,628 --> 01:09:53,861 Look here, 703 01:09:53,974 --> 01:09:56,140 I know it will seem crazy, 704 01:09:56,141 --> 01:09:58,270 but I will give you one more chance. 705 01:09:59,587 --> 01:10:03,467 Pack your things and be on the beach in 15 minutes. 706 01:10:04,936 --> 01:10:06,075 For what? 707 01:10:06,076 --> 01:10:08,411 I suppose you want to be rescued, right? 708 01:10:09,228 --> 01:10:10,542 Not for you! 709 01:10:13,246 --> 01:10:15,652 Lieutenant! Come soon! We found something! 710 01:10:15,684 --> 01:10:17,328 Okay, I'll be right there. 711 01:10:19,513 --> 01:10:22,513 It's your last chance. Are you coming? 712 01:10:23,713 --> 01:10:25,000 No! 713 01:10:33,177 --> 01:10:34,892 We need to keep an eye on this guy. 714 01:10:34,893 --> 01:10:37,500 He can steal our island. 715 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,775 It's uranium! The island is full of uranium. 716 01:10:56,637 --> 01:10:57,910 Uranium. 717 01:11:02,353 --> 01:11:04,955 Which of you disembarked? first on the island? 718 01:11:04,956 --> 01:11:08,231 I got this, guys. Why do you ask? 719 01:11:08,232 --> 01:11:10,905 Will determine which country belongs to the island. 720 01:11:11,047 --> 01:11:12,754 The island belongs to all of us. 721 01:11:12,755 --> 01:11:15,097 Of course, of course, the island belongs to everyone. 722 01:11:15,098 --> 01:11:19,934 You are the owners, but someone country has to claim sovereignty. 723 01:11:19,935 --> 01:11:23,250 International laws say that the island belongs to the country 724 01:11:23,252 --> 01:11:25,934 of the one who was the 1st to disembark there. 725 01:11:25,935 --> 01:11:28,850 -Can a country take our island? -That's right. 726 01:11:28,922 --> 01:11:31,445 And if this country has immigration laws? 727 01:11:31,446 --> 01:11:34,872 -You will have to obey these laws. -What if there are tax laws? 728 01:11:34,873 --> 01:11:38,781 tax laws, of inheritance, of commerce... 729 01:11:38,782 --> 01:11:42,167 Do you know what they're trying to do? Take away our geraniums. 730 01:11:42,168 --> 01:11:43,767 That's right! 731 01:11:43,768 --> 01:11:46,701 Excuse me for a moment. 732 01:11:56,800 --> 01:12:00,849 Let's say we disembark on the island at the same time. 733 01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:04,940 We can't lie. Antoine was the first to arrive. 734 01:12:04,941 --> 01:12:08,321 -It was a terrible night and... -Okay, okay. 735 01:12:14,358 --> 01:12:15,451 Here I am. 736 01:12:15,452 --> 01:12:18,000 I was the 1st man stepping foot on this island. 737 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,586 -OK. What is your name? -Antoine. 738 01:12:20,587 --> 01:12:24,407 -Antoine of what? -Antoine Chef. 739 01:12:24,562 --> 01:12:26,947 -Nationality? -I don't have it. 740 01:12:26,957 --> 01:12:30,157 It is called a man without a country. 741 01:12:30,158 --> 01:12:33,162 In other words, a person without a place. 742 01:12:33,163 --> 01:12:36,223 He is lost, cannot meet. 743 01:12:36,293 --> 01:12:38,692 -You need to have a nationality. -Tell me that? 744 01:12:38,693 --> 01:12:41,690 I tried to explain this in every port I passed, 745 01:12:41,693 --> 01:12:43,698 but no country wanted me. 746 01:12:43,699 --> 01:12:46,300 All countries they will want you now. 747 01:12:46,889 --> 01:12:50,134 I will notify the authorities over the radio. 748 01:12:50,135 --> 01:12:51,421 See you soon, gentlemen. 749 01:12:51,433 --> 01:12:53,515 -See you soon. -See you later, Lieutenant. 750 01:13:00,372 --> 01:13:02,725 You can call the press personnel. 751 01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:10,100 Have you discovered a new island? 752 01:13:10,110 --> 01:13:12,190 -Can you give us details? -Who does it belong to? 753 01:13:12,191 --> 01:13:14,941 Not so fast, gentlemen, not so fast. 754 01:13:15,257 --> 01:13:16,900 The island does not belong to anyone, 755 01:13:16,901 --> 01:13:18,453 -for now. -To anyone? 756 01:13:18,454 --> 01:13:22,152 4 castaways settled there, but the 1st man who landed on the island 757 01:13:22,154 --> 01:13:24,146 He is stateless, 758 01:13:24,147 --> 01:13:26,700 a citizen without nationality. 759 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:30,848 Hence no country can claim sovereignty on the island. 760 01:13:30,849 --> 01:13:33,215 -Is it an important island? -Important? 761 01:13:33,342 --> 01:13:36,651 It has the largest uranium reserve already discovered to this day. 762 01:13:36,652 --> 01:13:39,591 -Uronium? -Uronium? 763 01:13:39,592 --> 01:13:41,397 Here is the complete file, gentlemen. 764 01:13:41,398 --> 01:13:43,432 It is at your disposal. 765 01:13:48,608 --> 01:13:51,689 Every hour this season will bring detailed reports... 766 01:13:51,690 --> 01:13:54,889 -about difficulties... -from the big states... 767 01:13:54,890 --> 01:13:56,693 about the issue... 768 01:13:56,694 --> 01:13:58,255 of the recent discovery in the Pacific... 769 01:13:58,256 --> 01:14:00,996 of an island that will be known from now on 770 01:14:00,997 --> 01:14:03,277 as Atoll H. 771 01:14:03,347 --> 01:14:06,623 I'm sorry, K Atoll. 772 01:14:07,231 --> 01:14:09,752 After 15 days of discussions, 773 01:14:09,753 --> 01:14:12,352 the great powers issued a statement today, 774 01:14:12,353 --> 01:14:15,008 announcing the creation of an international commission 775 01:14:15,009 --> 01:14:18,257 to decide which nation will have sovereign rights 776 01:14:18,258 --> 01:14:21,600 over the island that emerged from the ocean a short time ago 777 01:14:21,601 --> 01:14:24,244 and that will be known as K Atoll. 778 01:14:24,244 --> 01:14:27,267 The statement has been received with relief for the world. 779 01:14:27,268 --> 01:14:29,566 Now it has become just a matter of time 780 01:14:29,567 --> 01:14:32,993 until some country builds your flag over K Atoll. 781 01:14:33,578 --> 01:14:36,007 Some country will rise your flag, they say. 782 01:14:36,371 --> 01:14:37,860 Did you hear that? 783 01:14:37,861 --> 01:14:42,264 -And why not a government of its own? -Chrie is right! 784 01:14:45,004 --> 01:14:49,579 I will write a constitution like it has never been written before. 785 01:14:51,636 --> 01:14:52,989 Point this out! 786 01:15:04,707 --> 01:15:07,927 It will have to be a short constitution. 787 01:15:09,534 --> 01:15:10,747 Now... 788 01:15:11,447 --> 01:15:12,707 "We, 789 01:15:12,807 --> 01:15:14,527 the people... 790 01:15:15,334 --> 01:15:16,586 of... 791 01:15:17,870 --> 01:15:19,113 of... 792 01:15:20,331 --> 01:15:22,328 Crusoeland, 793 01:15:26,245 --> 01:15:28,992 in order to save our island, 794 01:15:29,310 --> 01:15:35,474 we are forming a government." 795 01:15:36,752 --> 01:15:38,489 What type of government do we want? 796 01:15:38,490 --> 01:15:40,603 A good government small, I think. 797 01:15:40,604 --> 01:15:43,070 -Not many laws. -And no passports. 798 01:15:43,115 --> 01:15:45,448 "No passports". 799 01:15:45,449 --> 01:15:48,415 -And no prisons. -"No prisons". 800 01:15:52,221 --> 01:15:53,427 What? 801 01:15:55,403 --> 01:15:58,307 -No taxes. -"No taxes". 802 01:15:59,218 --> 01:16:01,875 It will be a perfect government. 803 01:16:01,876 --> 01:16:05,751 And I will add: "No laws and no money." 804 01:16:06,471 --> 01:16:08,431 We only have space for that. 805 01:16:08,641 --> 01:16:10,998 The next step is to hold an election. 806 01:16:10,999 --> 01:16:13,172 I vote for myself even as President. 807 01:16:13,173 --> 01:16:17,175 -And Stanley supports the motion. -But I discovered the island. 808 01:16:17,176 --> 01:16:19,500 I vote for me! You also vote for me, don't you? 809 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,658 Oh, no, no, no. 810 01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:22,689 Giovanni only votes in Giovanni. 811 01:16:23,416 --> 01:16:25,030 The election is over. 812 01:16:30,270 --> 01:16:33,276 Ch�rie, count the votes. 813 01:16:33,792 --> 01:16:35,778 One vote for Giovanni. 814 01:16:36,118 --> 01:16:38,051 One vote for Antoine. 815 01:16:38,651 --> 01:16:43,455 One, two, three... Three votes for Oliver Cruso. 816 01:16:43,456 --> 01:16:46,877 The President is elected by a comfortable majority. 817 01:16:51,143 --> 01:16:55,123 As President of Crusoeland, I will now choose my office. 818 01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:58,900 Ch�rie, you are mine Vice President. 819 01:16:58,910 --> 01:17:01,120 Oh, thank you, Mr. President. 820 01:17:01,265 --> 01:17:04,745 Antoine, you are my Minister of Foreign Affairs. 821 01:17:04,770 --> 01:17:06,978 With great pride. 822 01:17:07,025 --> 01:17:10,000 Giovanni, you are the Minister of Construction. 823 01:17:10,002 --> 01:17:12,858 Couldn't have done a better choice. 824 01:17:13,915 --> 01:17:15,532 Well, that's it. 825 01:17:19,172 --> 01:17:20,691 What about me? 826 01:17:20,692 --> 01:17:23,507 Stanley, you are the people! 827 01:17:23,882 --> 01:17:26,095 I don't want to be the people! 828 01:17:26,159 --> 01:17:28,490 How so "doesn't want to be the people"? 829 01:17:28,491 --> 01:17:30,748 There's more of you than from us! 830 01:17:30,868 --> 01:17:33,585 -Does that mean there are many of me? -Certainly! 831 01:17:33,586 --> 01:17:36,919 Why didn't you tell me? I didn't know. 832 01:17:37,395 --> 01:17:38,821 Mr. President, 833 01:17:38,828 --> 01:17:41,090 now we need to have a flag. 834 01:17:41,091 --> 01:17:42,400 Giovanni is right. 835 01:17:42,401 --> 01:17:44,500 We can't have government without a flag. 836 01:17:46,540 --> 01:17:48,417 We can't use this as a flag? 837 01:17:48,418 --> 01:17:50,394 This will be perfect! 838 01:17:50,412 --> 01:17:52,518 Yes, but we will need of an emblem. 839 01:17:52,925 --> 01:17:55,567 Wait, I had an idea. 840 01:18:10,578 --> 01:18:12,646 CRUSOELNDIA 841 01:18:12,647 --> 01:18:17,026 CRUSOELNDIA FREES IMMIGRATION LAWLESS ISLAND 842 01:18:38,884 --> 01:18:42,177 It is impossible to maintain This house is clean. 843 01:18:43,917 --> 01:18:45,930 Look at this! Terrible. 844 01:18:51,497 --> 01:18:53,670 It saw? Dust does that. 845 01:19:21,780 --> 01:19:24,149 -Stan, Ollie! -What there was? 846 01:19:24,150 --> 01:19:27,656 -We are being invaded. -What there was? Just look at the beach! 847 01:19:41,933 --> 01:19:44,200 Under the principle of self-determination, 848 01:19:44,203 --> 01:19:46,451 the proposed constitution by the government, 849 01:19:46,452 --> 01:19:48,980 was ratified by unanimously. 850 01:19:49,540 --> 01:19:52,500 We have no other alternative otherwise recognize 851 01:19:52,505 --> 01:19:55,500 this new sovereign state, Crusoeland. 852 01:20:42,215 --> 01:20:43,418 Excuse me. 853 01:20:44,978 --> 01:20:46,184 Excuse me. 854 01:20:50,668 --> 01:20:53,330 Oh boy! Great success, my bouillabaisse 855 01:20:53,331 --> 01:20:55,229 -Waiter, waiter! -Yes, yes, yes. 856 01:20:55,231 --> 01:20:57,226 -Antoine, more bouillabaisse. -Yes. 857 01:20:57,227 --> 01:21:00,000 -Poor Antoine. -I say so! 858 01:21:05,215 --> 01:21:07,587 -Say, what do I owe you, friend? -Nothing. 859 01:21:07,588 --> 01:21:09,100 Nothing at all? 860 01:21:09,102 --> 01:21:11,655 Let's say you don't owe anything. This is a free country. 861 01:21:11,781 --> 01:21:14,540 Boy! If you knew, I would have picked up a bottle. 862 01:21:14,541 --> 01:21:15,933 Here it is. 863 01:21:15,934 --> 01:21:19,140 -Give him another one, Stanley. -Certainly. 864 01:21:19,235 --> 01:21:22,607 Wow, thank you, sir. Thank you very much. 865 01:21:23,441 --> 01:21:24,648 Give me that! 866 01:21:32,397 --> 01:21:34,396 Who said it could give these things? 867 01:21:34,397 --> 01:21:36,596 I brought this here to be able to sell. 868 01:21:36,597 --> 01:21:38,000 I want money. 869 01:21:38,001 --> 01:21:40,186 But money is against rules of our constitution. 870 01:21:40,187 --> 01:21:43,591 -Yes, and we don't have taxes. -Ah, huh? 871 01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:45,760 With taxes I don't care. 872 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,626 Gotta win money to pay. 873 01:21:47,627 --> 01:21:50,533 -Very well... -Out of my way, fatty! 874 01:21:51,093 --> 01:21:53,273 Give me a bottle of cognac! 875 01:21:58,375 --> 01:21:59,662 Which one? 876 01:22:04,517 --> 01:22:05,730 That one! 877 01:22:11,291 --> 01:22:13,637 I'm sorry, but there will be have to pay for it. 878 01:22:13,638 --> 01:22:15,058 Who said that? 879 01:22:15,897 --> 01:22:17,111 He said. 880 01:22:30,485 --> 01:22:31,971 After all, what do you want? 881 01:22:32,458 --> 01:22:33,537 You! 882 01:22:33,538 --> 01:22:35,718 Leave me. You can't do that. 883 01:22:36,191 --> 01:22:38,083 They said that here It is a free country. 884 01:22:38,084 --> 01:22:41,444 As President of this island, I demand you stop this. 885 01:22:51,003 --> 01:22:52,696 Do it again! 886 01:22:56,668 --> 01:22:58,949 Stay out of this, idiot! 887 01:22:58,950 --> 01:23:01,332 I'll have to kick him out of the island for this! 888 01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:03,100 Yes, you will be deported. 889 01:23:03,103 --> 01:23:06,300 If it were you, I wouldn't be so sure. 890 01:23:08,153 --> 01:23:09,412 See you later. 891 01:23:10,952 --> 01:23:12,001 Gentlemen. 892 01:23:12,002 --> 01:23:13,800 I will expel you from this island, 893 01:23:13,802 --> 01:23:16,150 even if it's the last thing I do! 894 01:23:16,151 --> 01:23:18,107 -That's not possible. -Why not? 895 01:23:18,108 --> 01:23:20,976 -We don't have expulsion laws. -Yes, it would be very difficult. 896 01:23:20,977 --> 01:23:23,032 We would be forced to change the constitution. 897 01:23:23,033 --> 01:23:25,233 If you want my advice, Mr. President, 898 01:23:25,386 --> 01:23:28,546 -call a cabinet meeting. - It's a good idea. Let's go. 899 01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:30,780 We will hold the meeting right now! 900 01:23:32,445 --> 01:23:35,305 Have fun, guys. We're back. 901 01:23:39,205 --> 01:23:42,698 This island is a paradise ruled by idiots. 902 01:23:42,898 --> 01:23:44,532 A man like me 903 01:23:44,850 --> 01:23:48,950 could get his hands on power and make this island produce wealth. 904 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,600 Just think about it. 905 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:52,600 They want to get into this with me? 906 01:23:52,602 --> 01:23:54,966 It looks good, but what will people say? 907 01:23:54,967 --> 01:23:57,140 They are happy the way how things are now. 908 01:23:57,150 --> 01:23:58,700 The people! 909 01:23:58,987 --> 01:24:01,079 We will say that they they are not happy. 910 01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:03,179 Always believe in anything. 911 01:24:03,180 --> 01:24:05,746 We will have to organize some demonstrations. 912 01:24:05,747 --> 01:24:09,369 show them how it is It's dangerous to live without the law. 913 01:24:09,370 --> 01:24:10,628 I'm afraid it's too late. 914 01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:13,700 The president just declared that, from now on, 915 01:24:13,702 --> 01:24:15,800 law and order will be the rule. 916 01:24:19,700 --> 01:24:23,300 THE GOVERNMENT REGRETS, BUT FROM NOW ON, 917 01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:26,900 THERE WILL BE LAW, ORDER AND TAXES IN CRUSOELNDIA 918 01:24:38,817 --> 01:24:40,737 It's quiet outside. 919 01:24:40,738 --> 01:24:44,335 Because I showed firmness with our proclamation. 920 01:24:58,626 --> 01:25:02,322 I'm going for a walk around the island and see the audience's reaction. 921 01:25:04,525 --> 01:25:05,890 No need. 922 01:25:05,891 --> 01:25:09,264 -They come to visit you. -They come to apologize. 923 01:25:10,521 --> 01:25:13,507 Did you know that this would restore reason. 924 01:25:18,764 --> 01:25:20,500 Who wrote this? 925 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:21,950 It was him. 926 01:25:25,632 --> 01:25:28,634 -I arrest him now. -But he is the President. 927 01:25:28,635 --> 01:25:30,505 It certainly is. 928 01:25:33,470 --> 01:25:35,100 Why don't you hang him? 929 01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:38,919 Just gave me an excellent idea. 930 01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:41,255 As a defender of law and order, 931 01:25:41,256 --> 01:25:44,561 I can guarantee that you will have a fair and honest trial. 932 01:25:44,562 --> 01:25:46,707 They will confess everything, 933 01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:50,067 and they will be hanged like gentlemen at sunrise. 934 01:25:50,068 --> 01:25:51,621 Thank you very much. 935 01:25:55,327 --> 01:25:56,674 What did he say? 936 01:25:56,874 --> 01:25:59,773 Why don't you stay with your mouth closed? 937 01:25:59,774 --> 01:26:01,440 Are you going to hang her too? 938 01:26:01,859 --> 01:26:03,320 Of course not. 939 01:26:03,692 --> 01:26:05,846 She is too beautiful. 940 01:26:06,086 --> 01:26:08,346 If you allow, my dear, 941 01:26:08,912 --> 01:26:12,766 will have mine personal protection. 942 01:26:12,767 --> 01:26:15,180 What can I say, other than "thank you"? 943 01:26:15,182 --> 01:26:17,280 I don't believe in my ears. 944 01:26:17,473 --> 01:26:21,578 With these ears, You can't believe anything. 945 01:26:21,579 --> 01:26:23,425 Put guards around the house. 946 01:26:23,426 --> 01:26:26,850 I will immediately send build a gallows. 947 01:26:26,861 --> 01:26:30,290 By the way, now that I will be President, 948 01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:32,360 I will need this costume. 949 01:26:32,381 --> 01:26:35,994 -Walk with me, darling? -But of course. 950 01:26:44,827 --> 01:26:47,974 -I still can't believe it... -Now, shut up! 951 01:27:00,922 --> 01:27:03,275 See if the guards are still out there. 952 01:27:17,938 --> 01:27:19,338 They made a mistake! 953 01:27:29,981 --> 01:27:31,802 Attention! Attention! 954 01:27:31,803 --> 01:27:34,491 Station Command Geographic of Tahiti, 955 01:27:34,492 --> 01:27:36,018 calling Lieutenant Frazer. 956 01:27:36,019 --> 01:27:37,218 SS area, 957 01:27:37,219 --> 01:27:40,797 report your position 8:30, wavelength 15 meters. 958 01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:41,867 Exchange. 959 01:27:41,868 --> 01:27:44,681 Luckily I'm here operating the radio. 960 01:27:44,792 --> 01:27:46,600 That Alecto, he is... 961 01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:49,398 I remembered that he is looking for you. 962 01:27:51,269 --> 01:27:54,300 -Where is he? -Out there. 963 01:27:59,148 --> 01:28:00,211 Al�. 964 01:28:00,212 --> 01:28:01,786 Lieutenant Frazer. 965 01:28:01,885 --> 01:28:03,457 Lieutenant Frazer! 966 01:28:07,228 --> 01:28:09,215 Lieutenant, it's for you. 967 01:28:12,697 --> 01:28:13,974 It looks like a woman. 968 01:28:13,975 --> 01:28:15,257 Lieutenant Frazer. 969 01:28:15,258 --> 01:28:16,570 Lieutenant Frazer! 970 01:28:16,571 --> 01:28:18,131 Al�, Snow White. 971 01:28:18,391 --> 01:28:20,346 Don't say that the dwarves they are bothering you! 972 01:28:20,347 --> 01:28:23,034 Al�, Jack. Listen to me! Come at once. 973 01:28:23,035 --> 01:28:26,450 There was a revolution. They will hang everyone. 974 01:28:26,450 --> 01:28:28,155 I need you! Are you listening to me? 975 01:28:29,098 --> 01:28:31,571 Change the course, 20 points to starboard. 976 01:28:34,832 --> 01:28:36,278 Of course I heard. 977 01:28:37,032 --> 01:28:38,547 But you you don't need me. 978 01:28:38,548 --> 01:28:41,246 Jack, don't play around. There's not a minute to waste. 979 01:28:41,247 --> 01:28:43,066 -If you love me... -You, too. 980 01:28:43,067 --> 01:28:47,455 Gather everyone together and say that the traitors of Crosuelindia 981 01:28:47,456 --> 01:28:49,461 will be hanged within an hour. 982 01:28:49,462 --> 01:28:52,915 Let's get ready for this great act. 983 01:29:02,627 --> 01:29:07,387 One, two, three, four... Let's go! 984 01:30:33,230 --> 01:30:35,878 -Run away! Quickly! -Is another one of your tricks? 985 01:30:35,879 --> 01:30:38,907 -What do you mean, tricks? -Trick, she's full of them. 986 01:30:38,908 --> 01:30:41,877 -If we leave, they'll shoot us. -It's wrong! 987 01:30:41,878 --> 01:30:44,268 I got rid of the guards outside. 988 01:30:44,269 --> 01:30:46,150 I put a stone in my bag. 989 01:30:47,740 --> 01:30:50,400 I went with Alecto because someone had to be free 990 01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:51,931 to free others. 991 01:30:51,932 --> 01:30:54,179 -What are we waiting for? -Come on! 992 01:30:55,409 --> 01:30:58,731 -No! I stay here. -We can't leave her here! 993 01:30:58,732 --> 01:31:01,093 Gotta stay and send them in another direction. 994 01:31:01,094 --> 01:31:04,747 -Thank you very much, Miss. -Come on! Quickly! 995 01:31:30,135 --> 01:31:32,444 -How was that? -There's no time to explain! 996 01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:34,990 You have to run and get it those brutes. 997 01:31:35,281 --> 01:31:37,821 Didn't see which way were they? 998 01:31:38,029 --> 01:31:40,588 -That way! -Follow me! 999 01:32:06,569 --> 01:32:07,790 Follow me! 1000 01:32:23,327 --> 01:32:25,323 Quick! They went that way! 1001 01:32:36,390 --> 01:32:37,871 Hey, look at this! 1002 01:32:55,408 --> 01:32:57,525 I think we are safe here. 1003 01:32:58,038 --> 01:32:59,284 Don't you think so? 1004 01:33:11,736 --> 01:33:13,142 Must have passed out. 1005 01:33:27,725 --> 01:33:29,012 What happened? 1006 01:33:37,908 --> 01:33:39,191 Ch�rie! 1007 01:33:40,648 --> 01:33:42,028 It's Ch�rie! 1008 01:33:47,643 --> 01:33:51,500 Stan, respond. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. 1009 01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:53,100 Please look at me. 1010 01:33:54,761 --> 01:33:58,214 -How did you manage to catch them? -But I... I... 1011 01:33:58,969 --> 01:34:02,788 This girl is wonderful. There's a stone in your bag! 1012 01:34:04,636 --> 01:34:05,833 Quickly! 1013 01:34:05,834 --> 01:34:09,022 Get them out of here! Let's give the signal for the show to start. 1014 01:34:09,054 --> 01:34:11,700 As a thank you for your help, 1015 01:34:11,710 --> 01:34:14,500 without which never would have achieved, 1016 01:34:14,675 --> 01:34:19,671 I give you the honor of pulling the lever that will send these 1017 01:34:19,675 --> 01:34:21,781 traitors for eternity. 1018 01:34:31,946 --> 01:34:34,104 Alecto! Alecto! 1019 01:34:34,105 --> 01:34:37,473 -This girl is with the traitors! -Look where he is. 1020 01:34:37,474 --> 01:34:41,200 -What are you talking about? -She helped them escape! 1021 01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:55,000 I don't understand. I just checked. We are exactly in the position 1022 01:35:55,010 --> 01:35:56,700 where the island was. 1023 01:35:59,730 --> 01:36:02,400 This is what you I would call it luck. 1024 01:36:05,045 --> 01:36:07,083 Oh no! 1025 01:36:07,084 --> 01:36:08,580 What do you mean, right? 1026 01:36:08,581 --> 01:36:11,174 -I don't want to be rescued by him! -Why not? 1027 01:36:11,175 --> 01:36:12,914 He took a long time to get here! 1028 01:36:13,075 --> 01:36:16,300 The world is not a fair place but people carry on 1029 01:36:16,305 --> 01:36:18,300 living the same way. 1030 01:36:18,375 --> 01:36:21,040 Ch�rie Lamour finally will marry the lieutenant. 1031 01:36:21,041 --> 01:36:24,753 And they will live happily for many years. 1032 01:36:24,754 --> 01:36:25,843 ...and never abandoned me? 1033 01:36:25,844 --> 01:36:28,352 Accept Ms. Ch�rie Lamour like your wife? 1034 01:36:28,353 --> 01:36:29,446 OK, OK! 1035 01:36:29,447 --> 01:36:30,506 Right, right. 1036 01:36:30,507 --> 01:36:33,435 -I pronounce you husband and wife. -Is that why you abandoned me? 1037 01:36:33,436 --> 01:36:34,775 -Are you saying I abandoned you? -Yes! 1038 01:36:34,776 --> 01:36:37,131 Giovanni is back to Italy. 1039 01:36:37,132 --> 01:36:39,480 Instead of building marble palaces, 1040 01:36:39,482 --> 01:36:41,878 he will continue building fences forever. 1041 01:36:42,668 --> 01:36:45,935 Antoine returned to boat from which he fled. 1042 01:36:45,942 --> 01:36:49,300 Still looking for a country, he tried again 1043 01:36:49,302 --> 01:36:51,595 same escape plan. 1044 01:36:51,596 --> 01:36:55,429 But this time he entered the wrong cage. 1045 01:37:03,668 --> 01:37:05,333 As for our heroes, 1046 01:37:05,334 --> 01:37:09,087 after so many misadventures, finally received the inheritance. 1047 01:37:09,088 --> 01:37:12,100 Your own island in the South Seas, 1048 01:37:12,108 --> 01:37:15,050 away from worries of the world. 1049 01:37:15,051 --> 01:37:18,306 There, they will have their deserved rest. 1050 01:37:18,307 --> 01:37:21,140 It was kind of you by Frazer and Ch�rie 1051 01:37:21,150 --> 01:37:23,840 leave us here on our own island. 1052 01:37:23,891 --> 01:37:26,491 And give us so much food and everything... 1053 01:37:26,847 --> 01:37:30,446 -We will have a new beginning in life. -Certainly. 1054 01:37:30,447 --> 01:37:34,076 And they will send more supplies every six months. 1055 01:37:34,077 --> 01:37:37,113 Finally, all of our problems are over. 1056 01:37:37,114 --> 01:37:38,884 Yes sir. 1057 01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:42,234 Nothing to do from now on, except eating and sleeping. 1058 01:37:42,235 --> 01:37:45,526 And no one to tell us what to do. 1059 01:37:48,075 --> 01:37:51,103 -What are you doing here? -What are we doing here? 1060 01:37:51,104 --> 01:37:53,035 Well, it's our island! 1061 01:37:53,322 --> 01:37:54,570 There must be a mistake. 1062 01:37:54,571 --> 01:37:56,641 This island was confiscated by the government 1063 01:37:56,643 --> 01:37:58,941 due to non-payment of inheritance taxes. 1064 01:37:58,942 --> 01:38:01,562 Furthermore, it has the fine for delay. 1065 01:38:01,895 --> 01:38:04,383 It is my duty to confiscate your supplies and food. 1066 01:38:04,384 --> 01:38:05,674 You can take it! 1067 01:38:13,596 --> 01:38:17,168 One more trouble that you got me into! 1068 01:38:17,845 --> 01:38:21,842 I couldn't help it. You're always blaming me. 1069 01:38:21,845 --> 01:38:23,492 I didn't know... 1070 01:38:30,775 --> 01:38:35,848 Subtitles in Brazilian Portuguese: Walter Santos