1 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,100 Hey, guys. Whoa, stop. 2 00:00:05,460 --> 00:00:06,460 What do you got there? 3 00:00:06,580 --> 00:00:07,580 Nothing. 4 00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:09,420 Let me see. 5 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,480 That's your mom's lingerie catalog, cochino. 6 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,400 It's for my social studies class. 7 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:23,480 I'm writing a paper about how women are objectified in today's culture. 8 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,060 Really? 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,220 Can you give me the definition of the word objectified? 10 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:36,980 I don't know, but neither do you. 11 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:40,580 Oh, no, Sasuke, I do. 12 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:42,900 Then use it in a sentence. 13 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:49,340 Okay. My son doesn't know the meaning of the word objectified, therefore... Put 14 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,280 it back. Put it back! All right. 15 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:56,120 I'll see you in the recycling bin. 16 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,280 What's going on up there? 17 00:01:01,870 --> 00:01:04,129 Mom said you guys are hosting a neighborhood watch meeting. 18 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:05,810 Oh, man. 19 00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:09,910 Look at these people eating my food, drinking my soda. 20 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:12,850 I want these people in my house. 21 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:16,370 Oh, and Gidwani's here, too. I hate that guy. 22 00:01:18,090 --> 00:01:19,230 What did he do to you? 23 00:01:19,530 --> 00:01:23,010 I borrowed his generator during the blackout. I gave it back to him, but he 24 00:01:23,010 --> 00:01:24,330 keeps saying that I didn't. 25 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:28,590 Um, didn't you sell a generator at your garage sale? 26 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:38,620 All right. Hey, even if I did, it's his fault for not coming to my garage sale. 27 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,640 I like my neighbors. 28 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:48,880 If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have cable, bottled water, or a cute little 29 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:49,880 kitten. 30 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,360 George, come on. The meeting started. 31 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,020 Why are we having it here? 32 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:59,520 I told you. We're the neighborhood watch captain. 33 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:02,420 Since when? 34 00:02:03,650 --> 00:02:07,530 ago. Why do you think we've been walking the neighborhood every night shining 35 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:09,389 flashlights into people's yards? 36 00:02:09,949 --> 00:02:11,630 I thought we were looking for the lost kitten. 37 00:02:13,330 --> 00:02:17,110 By the way, I got a pretty good idea. I know where it is. 38 00:02:20,190 --> 00:02:24,570 Well, everyone, this is my husband, George. 39 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:26,230 Where is Mike Tenderuta? 40 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:35,260 Okay, but now that I'm neighborhood watch captain, I'll get to the bottom of 41 00:02:37,140 --> 00:02:43,320 Let me describe it for you. It is big and red, and it was in your garage. 42 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:49,220 Are you yelling at a watch captain? Because I can have your yard rezoned as 43 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:50,220 dog park. 44 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:54,080 That'll make your barefoot Tai Chi an adventure. You'll be like that. 45 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:06,010 Last item on the agenda. 46 00:03:07,090 --> 00:03:13,070 Um, I know everyone with a child is concerned about whether sexual predators 47 00:03:13,070 --> 00:03:14,070 living in the neighborhood. 48 00:03:14,390 --> 00:03:19,610 My police contact told me you can go onto the Megan's Law website and it'll 49 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:21,870 you exactly where they live. 50 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:23,510 See? 51 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:27,850 Our neighborhood comes up and there are no sexual offenders nearby. 52 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:29,710 Well, what's that? 53 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,680 That wasn't there yesterday. 54 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:40,760 Chris Watson, sex with a minor, 138M. 55 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:46,320 That's just up the street. I saw a moving van there last weekend. 56 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:47,880 There's no picture on the website. 57 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,380 Does anybody know what this guy looks like? 58 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:51,860 No. 59 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:57,040 So a sexual predator just moved into a house that Max has to walk by every day 60 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,040 on his way to school? 61 00:03:58,420 --> 00:03:59,420 All right, that's it. 62 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:03,290 I'm neighborhood watch captain. I say we go confront this guy. Who's with me? 63 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:06,510 Wait. You're overreacting. 64 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:12,490 There is a better way to deal with this. I am going to send Mr. 65 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:17,430 Watson a certified letter to let him know we are aware of his presence. 66 00:04:19,149 --> 00:04:23,350 And to show him we mean business, I say we double our patrols. 67 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,890 Okay, let's double our patrols. 68 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:29,270 Why don't you just send him Max's yearbook with a highlighter? 69 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,890 He can pick out the one he wants. 70 00:04:32,490 --> 00:04:33,489 Okay, let's go. 71 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:34,490 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 72 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:36,610 What's going on? 73 00:04:36,630 --> 00:04:38,970 We just found out a child molester lives up the street. 74 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:40,830 I'll get my gun. Betty. 75 00:04:45,930 --> 00:04:48,830 You're on probation. You can't have a gun. 76 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:53,430 Relax. I'm not an idiot. It's not registered to me. 77 00:04:55,850 --> 00:05:00,390 Come on, let's go get this guy. Wait, I want everyone to keep in mind, there are 78 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:03,930 laws. You can't just run around like a bunch of vigilantes. 79 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:06,670 We're not vigilantes. 80 00:05:07,150 --> 00:05:10,230 I'm a neighborhood watch co -captain. 81 00:05:10,530 --> 00:05:12,770 And I'm making a call in the field. 82 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,250 Watch out. 83 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:17,690 You're all deputized. 84 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:21,810 We're the law now. 85 00:05:22,050 --> 00:05:23,050 It's on! 86 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:27,830 You are doing. 87 00:05:28,230 --> 00:05:32,790 Are you going to solve every problem in the neighborhood with fear and 88 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:33,790 intimidation? 89 00:05:34,930 --> 00:05:35,930 She's right. 90 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,230 Eventually, somebody's going to confront us. 91 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:43,210 So after the molester, I said we get that kid who races his minibike up and 92 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,210 the street. 93 00:06:06,380 --> 00:06:08,320 I remember when I was little, these streets were safe. 94 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:12,440 I could walk to the bar alone at last call, help you off the floor, and roll 95 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,640 home in my little red wagon. 96 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:16,540 Yeah, that was back when a kid could be a kid. 97 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,680 Here it is. 98 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:23,920 Lester! You know what you do! 99 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,600 Hey, man! 100 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,320 What's up, 101 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,640 George? 102 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,100 I always knew there was something creepy about you Gutierrez. 103 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,680 We heard Chris Watson just moved in here. That's right. 104 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:40,000 We know about your sick little games. 105 00:06:41,140 --> 00:06:45,680 George, what are you doing here? It's 138L, not 183. 106 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,800 I'm sorry, my dyslexia. 107 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,000 We just found out there's a molester in the neighborhood. We're going to scare 108 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 him out of here. You want in? 109 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,400 I got brownies in the oven, man. 110 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,500 I'll catch up with you guys. 111 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,960 Okay, we'll be across the street. Yeah, I'll be right there, man. Hey, George, 112 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:13,660 that generator you sold me, man, works great. 113 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,100 You're our thief. 114 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,000 He doesn't know what he's talking about, man. He's fried. 115 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,720 Smell his house. 116 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:24,580 Whoa, that's my brownies. 117 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,680 Come on, everybody, there's a predator at 813. 118 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:29,660 138. 119 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:52,900 I appeal to everyone to take a moment to calm down so we don't do 120 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:53,900 anything rash. 121 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:58,100 Okay, I say after we finish with the molester, we take care of little Mary 122 00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,100 Sunshine here. 123 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:04,940 Blink if you're being held against your will. 124 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,660 What's going on? 125 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:12,100 All right, you just blinked when you said that, so I'm kind of confused. Are 126 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,100 in danger? 127 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,280 We're looking for Chris Watson. 128 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:18,419 That's me. 129 00:08:18,420 --> 00:08:19,460 What? Really? 130 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,560 You know you're on a website as a sex offender? 131 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:28,340 Yes, I registered because I just moved here. I was going to go house to house 132 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:32,440 and talk to you all personally, but since you were nice enough to form a mob 133 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,620 come visit me, I guess now is as good a time as any. 134 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:39,960 It was five years ago. 135 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:46,930 I was a teacher, and I... I made a huge mistake with a 15 -year -old boy that I 136 00:08:46,930 --> 00:08:48,770 will regret for the rest of my life. 137 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:53,030 I served my time in prison and I'm still dealing with things in therapy. 138 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:57,750 Welcome to the neighborhood. 139 00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:05,910 All of 140 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:11,030 a sudden, no one's upset anymore. 141 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,060 It's okay because she's a woman and he's a boy. 142 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,680 Am I the only one who finds this disturbing? 143 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:20,660 Yeah, pretty much. 144 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,200 There he is! 145 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,439 Shut up! 146 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,440 Shut up! 147 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:36,320 Hey, where did you guys go? I thought we were going to watch a game. 148 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:39,550 We found out a molester. Esther moved into the neighborhood, but it turns out 149 00:09:39,550 --> 00:09:40,550 that it was just a woman. 150 00:09:40,630 --> 00:09:46,410 Stop saying she was just a woman. 151 00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:49,230 She's a criminal, and she did a horrible thing. 152 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:50,730 Of course she did. 153 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:52,390 She was hot, dude. 154 00:09:54,370 --> 00:09:59,590 How can you be okay with this? She victimized a 15 -year -old boy. 155 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:01,850 Hey, some call him a victim. 156 00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:03,670 Sasuke, I call him fortunate. 157 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:10,120 Okay, if one of your teachers had done something inappropriate to you? 158 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:12,200 As long as it was Ms. Blanco. 159 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,480 She was fine. 160 00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:17,080 Ma 'am, Ms. Blanco. You ma 'am, remember? 161 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:19,920 When we used to do math, I'd be like that. 162 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,260 God, I was in love with her. 163 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:27,840 She must be about 60 now. 164 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,880 I think I'm going to go look her up in the phone book. 165 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:40,520 had been a man and Carmen still lived at home, you would be going crazy right 166 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,000 now. Look, it's different for guys. 167 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:44,260 Okay, look. 168 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:49,280 If the big bad wolf goes after Little Red Riding Hood, it's bad. And it has to 169 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,280 be stopped. 170 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:56,560 But, if Mother Goose goes after Jack and the Beanstalk, we know he wants it too, 171 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:57,900 so Southgate's all good. 172 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:05,040 That is a complete double standard. 173 00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:10,410 It's one standard for men, one standard for women. 174 00:11:12,110 --> 00:11:13,430 That's two standards. 175 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:18,090 A double standard would be what I just said, but twice. 176 00:11:22,670 --> 00:11:26,650 Well, one thing's for sure. We're going to have to warn Max about this woman. 177 00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:28,970 And if you are not going to take it seriously, I will. 178 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:30,910 You're just going to embarrass him, okay? 179 00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:32,190 I'll talk to him. 180 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:36,560 I want to be there. I'm his father, okay? I will take care of this. 181 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,320 Max, have a seat. 182 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:50,180 Someone just moved into the neighborhood that I want to warn you about, okay? 183 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:53,460 She's a criminal, and I want you to stay away from her. 184 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,840 Wow, what'd she do? 185 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,540 She had sex with a boy your age. 186 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,540 And then she killed him? 187 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,240 No! 188 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:23,260 Look, having sex with an underage boy is a crime. 189 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:24,820 Is she hot? 190 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,000 Let's just say I don't think her last victim suffered. 191 00:12:37,899 --> 00:12:42,960 Mom's worried, okay? So stay away from her. Stay away from her. All right. 192 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,420 You can tell Mom she has nothing to worry about. 193 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,660 Girls my age aren't even into me. 194 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,100 What's going on there? 195 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,520 Laura Ortiz wouldn't kiss me, and the bottle pointed right at me. 196 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,420 She's funny. She has to kiss me. That's the rule. 197 00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:08,230 All right, take it easy, man. Relax. 198 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:10,850 Don't get down on yourself. 199 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:14,310 Laura Ortiz is a little girl who doesn't know what she's doing. 200 00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:17,010 Yeah, but I don't know what I'm doing either. 201 00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:18,990 All right. 202 00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:23,550 Look, I'm going to tell you a secret that will help you with women. 203 00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:26,310 It's all about confidence. 204 00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:27,550 Okay, be bold. 205 00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:28,970 They love it. 206 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:34,990 Really? Yep. Hey, and don't be afraid to be rejected. 207 00:13:35,819 --> 00:13:38,560 Act like you want them, and they'll want you. 208 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,740 Does that really work? 209 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:46,280 Yeah, look, and if you're like me, you'll be chasing women who are way out 210 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,280 your league. 211 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:53,620 And then one day, you're going to run into one who's having a bad day, and 212 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,060 going to do something that she regrets. 213 00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,640 That's where you come in. 214 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:18,100 They're pictures of the molester. I passed them out last week, but a couple 215 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:21,360 the parents were out of town, so I wanted to make sure they got one. 216 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:23,340 Oh. 217 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:26,020 Your mugshot's way better than mine. 218 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,440 Well, you shouldn't have resisted a rant that Taser made your hair all frizzy. 219 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:40,840 Hello? 220 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,300 What? 221 00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:45,910 He sure was Max. 222 00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:48,290 Oh, man, I'll be right down. 223 00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:52,310 What is it? That was Gutierrez. He saw Max going into Watson's backyard. 224 00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:56,350 The Predator? I thought you warned him about her. I did. 225 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,970 Hey, Angie, you want to take my gun? 226 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,550 Are you crazy? 227 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:06,750 It's registered in your name. You might as well... 228 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,620 Get away from my son. 229 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,880 He came over here on his own. He threw a ball over my fence and said he had to 230 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,200 go in the backyard to get it. 231 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,160 Then why was his shirt off? 232 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:34,120 Because after I let him in, he took it off and said, what happens down the 233 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,480 stays down the block. 234 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,820 That is ridiculous. My son would never do something like that. You tricked him 235 00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:43,820 into your yard. 236 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:47,440 If I tricked him, then why did he show me a condom? 237 00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:50,690 Hand it over. 238 00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:57,070 No glove, no love, Van Buren high, go Panthers. 239 00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:01,970 It was your idea to come over here? 240 00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:04,050 Yeah. 241 00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:06,610 What were you thinking, Max? You could have got her put in jail. 242 00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:12,150 We're really sorry about this. Could you please just take your son home? I 243 00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:14,870 really don't need the neighbors thinking I'm trying to lure young boys over 244 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:15,870 here. 245 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:35,120 to look young for her no golly you don't know what i do on the weekends so i was 246 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:40,460 scared we grew apart man you got all old hairy and had a family i stayed all 247 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:44,080 young extreme and smooth look 248 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:51,940 it's 249 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:56,900 not you okay you're a great guy look at me somewhere out there 250 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:04,339 can't do this you just got shot down by a sex offender later 251 00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:11,180 bro be in my 252 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:17,900 room what are the jailbait i don't think so 253 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:24,240 we need to talk i don't want to talk about this in front of mom oh so now 254 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,599 all shy in front of older women 255 00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:35,570 to make a point to the boy. 256 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,890 Do you realize how wrong and stupid that was? 257 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:44,990 Well, dad told me I had to be bold and confident to get a woman. 258 00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:53,770 That's what you told him? I was talking about girls his age. Come on, let's 259 00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:56,590 focus on the boy. This isn't time to be pointing fingers at each other. 260 00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:01,970 And then I found out how hot the lady was because I saw the flyer mom made. 261 00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:07,830 Oh, smart peddler. 262 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,690 But you made it seem like it wasn't that big a deal. 263 00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:20,710 Well, look, I didn't think it was until I saw you coming to that woman's place 264 00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:21,710 without your shirt on. 265 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:29,650 It's a double standard, Max, okay? It's a huge deal for a girl or a boy. 266 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:30,970 I was wrong. 267 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:34,450 And this would have messed you up emotionally. Being with a woman that 268 00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:37,330 Would have screwed with your head when you were trying to have a normal 269 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:38,330 relationship. 270 00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:42,530 Okay. I was wrong. I won't do it again. Are we done? 271 00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:43,870 Not yet. 272 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,110 Angie, I need to talk to Max. 273 00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:51,710 The last time you talked to our son, he went all Chippendale down the street. 274 00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:58,490 I know what I'm dealing with now. 275 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:10,880 Mac, your brain is at war with another part of your body. 276 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,400 I get it, Dad. 277 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,160 No, Max, you don't. 278 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,020 This part of your body will lie to you. 279 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:24,940 It'll trick you, and it'll make you believe you're in love with Sonia Garcia 280 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:30,120 just because she went to gym class without a bra and was running laps. 281 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:46,070 You can never let your guard down. 282 00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:48,130 Here's the bottom line. 283 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,690 This isn't going to go away. 284 00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:55,510 So wait till you're older and find somebody that you really care about. 285 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:59,790 Is it okay if I care about anyone I can get? 286 00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:06,230 Are you listening to me, man? No, they have to be special. 287 00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:11,130 But what if I can't find anyone and I end up like Ernie? 288 00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:19,130 Things have to go wrong before you end up like Ernie. 289 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,830 Right. Maybe this is the wrong way to look at it. 290 00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:30,130 But Ernie would have never gotten into that woman's house. 291 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:35,890 What are you telling him? 292 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:39,010 No, no, no. You missed the middle part with all the lessons. 293 00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:42,430 All right. 294 00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:44,150 I'll take care of it. Max. 295 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,300 Go in the living room. I want you to watch this video from the church called 296 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,320 Waiting Can Be Wonderful. 297 00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:54,740 We are really going to have to stay on top of this. 298 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:58,740 Well, it can be done. I mean, I waited till I was 18. 299 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,380 George, please. 300 00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:05,640 You didn't have any other option. 301 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,440 Yeah, well, you ended up with me, so who's the loser?