1 00:00:10,279 --> 00:00:15,279 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:23,074 www.fmsubs.com 3 00:00:34,704 --> 00:00:37,940 So, what can I tell you about Eve Wilde... 4 00:00:37,942 --> 00:00:39,608 that you don't already know? 5 00:00:39,610 --> 00:00:41,376 Well, for starters... 6 00:00:41,378 --> 00:00:43,544 she absolutely hates being called "Grandma"... 7 00:00:43,546 --> 00:00:45,647 or "Grandmother" or anything with "Grand" in it. 8 00:00:45,649 --> 00:00:48,784 So, she's just plain old Eve to both you and me. 9 00:00:48,786 --> 00:00:50,519 Oh. 10 00:00:50,521 --> 00:00:53,621 You probably do know she's been married before. 11 00:00:53,623 --> 00:00:55,556 Right? 12 00:00:55,558 --> 00:00:57,425 But the only one you really need to pay attention to... 13 00:00:57,427 --> 00:01:00,729 is Laurence, Husband Number One and my personal favorite... 14 00:01:00,731 --> 00:01:02,898 because, he is technically my grandpa. 15 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:04,465 But guess what? 16 00:01:04,467 --> 00:01:08,771 I can't call him that, either. Actors. 17 00:01:08,773 --> 00:01:10,839 Eve and Laurence met in New York... 18 00:01:10,841 --> 00:01:15,042 where Laurence was studying to be a famous actor. 19 00:01:15,044 --> 00:01:17,545 And Eve wanted to be an actress... 20 00:01:17,547 --> 00:01:21,015 but well, you know how that ol' chestnut goes. 21 00:01:21,017 --> 00:01:24,485 Life's what happens while you're busy making plans. 22 00:01:24,487 --> 00:01:27,923 Laurence got cast as the lead in this big comedy... 23 00:01:27,925 --> 00:01:29,658 and he got Eve a part in it, too... 24 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:31,560 which was super-cool of him. 25 00:01:31,562 --> 00:01:33,861 But when the film came out, all of the reviews said... 26 00:01:33,863 --> 00:01:36,798 "Hello. A star is born". 27 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,634 But, they weren't talking about Laurence. 28 00:01:39,636 --> 00:01:43,638 By the time Eve was one of the biggest stars in the world... 29 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,441 she and Laurence were exchanging... 30 00:01:45,443 --> 00:01:47,542 humorous divorce gifts. 31 00:01:47,544 --> 00:01:50,446 A silver cowbell for Eve to wear around her neck... 32 00:01:50,448 --> 00:01:52,214 so Laurence would always know she was coming. 33 00:01:52,216 --> 00:01:54,116 A birdcage for Laurence... 34 00:01:54,118 --> 00:01:57,018 so that the next Mrs. Darling couldn't get away. 35 00:01:57,020 --> 00:01:58,753 I'd say Eve is on the whole... 36 00:01:58,755 --> 00:02:00,688 what you'd call a positive person. 37 00:02:00,690 --> 00:02:03,792 She says that her whole life has been one long fairytale... 38 00:02:03,794 --> 00:02:05,726 and everything. 39 00:02:05,728 --> 00:02:08,464 But I might just disagree with Eve here. 40 00:02:08,466 --> 00:02:11,900 I might say, in everything, except love... 41 00:02:11,902 --> 00:02:14,870 which frankly, if you knew the family... 42 00:02:14,872 --> 00:02:17,842 would be considered the family "hurdle." 43 00:02:19,109 --> 00:02:20,945 But all that was about to change. 44 00:02:24,248 --> 00:02:27,115 Like the lightning that precedes thunder... 45 00:02:27,117 --> 00:02:31,486 my eyes took in what my heart knew an instant later... 46 00:02:31,488 --> 00:02:34,055 that this was love. 47 00:02:34,057 --> 00:02:36,460 Love at first sight. 48 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:51,173 So I'm making a film for Eve of the weekend. 49 00:02:51,175 --> 00:02:52,708 It's my wedding gift. 50 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:54,675 And from prior experience... 51 00:02:54,677 --> 00:02:57,279 I can say it'll have a little bit of all the genres... 52 00:02:57,281 --> 00:03:02,084 comedy, drama, musical, and of course documentary... 53 00:03:02,086 --> 00:03:03,752 which is my forte because... 54 00:03:03,754 --> 00:03:06,587 I like to think I ask the tough questions. 55 00:03:06,589 --> 00:03:08,289 I bet it was the Swedish nanny... 56 00:03:08,291 --> 00:03:09,824 who jumped you when you were like 16. 57 00:03:09,826 --> 00:03:11,259 Excuse me? 58 00:03:11,261 --> 00:03:13,895 Mom told me. She said that girl was totally your type. 59 00:03:13,897 --> 00:03:15,563 Bad girl. 60 00:03:15,565 --> 00:03:18,166 Oh my god. Mackenzie, that is so inappropriate. 61 00:03:18,168 --> 00:03:20,202 Come on, it was the Swedish nanny, right? 62 00:03:20,204 --> 00:03:23,871 Actually, my first love was... 63 00:03:23,873 --> 00:03:26,741 My first love... 64 00:03:26,743 --> 00:03:29,978 Okay, so he's doing this whole drum-roll... 65 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:33,048 thing because deep down, he wants to say it was my mom... 66 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:36,617 but instead, he's just trying to think of something funny. 67 00:03:36,619 --> 00:03:39,587 That's my mom and dad in this band they had. 68 00:03:39,589 --> 00:03:42,557 Mom said there were a lot of guys... 69 00:03:42,559 --> 00:03:46,595 trying to get her attention, but she only had eyes for him. 70 00:03:46,597 --> 00:03:50,732 She said he wrote the most dreamy music. 71 00:03:50,734 --> 00:03:55,103 Thing is, he still does, just not for her. 72 00:03:55,105 --> 00:04:01,043 My first love was a crème brulée... 73 00:04:01,045 --> 00:04:03,745 that I had in the south of France when I was 12. 74 00:04:03,747 --> 00:04:05,980 You're so emotionally retarded, Dad. 75 00:04:05,982 --> 00:04:08,917 Thank you. All right, hang on. 76 00:04:08,919 --> 00:04:10,585 Hey, Jimmy. 77 00:04:10,587 --> 00:04:11,686 I'm patchin' Ethan in. 78 00:04:11,688 --> 00:04:13,322 - Okay. - But I got everything... 79 00:04:13,324 --> 00:04:15,990 all of Harold's numbers, bank accounts, loans, debts... 80 00:04:15,992 --> 00:04:17,726 My Uncle Jimmy has fallen in love... 81 00:04:17,728 --> 00:04:19,828 like a gazillion times. 82 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:21,696 He says he's a romantic. 83 00:04:21,698 --> 00:04:23,297 - Look. - Jimmy? 84 00:04:23,299 --> 00:04:25,299 There he goes again. 85 00:04:25,301 --> 00:04:27,835 Jimmy? Jimmy, you there? 86 00:04:27,837 --> 00:04:30,304 Sorry, what? Sorry, where was I? 87 00:04:30,306 --> 00:04:32,073 Having your suspicions confirmed. 88 00:04:32,075 --> 00:04:35,176 Right, confirming my suspicion that people who write serious... 89 00:04:35,178 --> 00:04:38,647 novels have a relatively small pot to piss in. 90 00:04:38,649 --> 00:04:39,982 Which is why this fucking prenup is a whole... 91 00:04:39,984 --> 00:04:41,349 Dad! 92 00:04:41,351 --> 00:04:42,850 - Hey, honey! - Hi, Dad. 93 00:04:42,852 --> 00:04:44,885 Your bus was very late. 94 00:04:44,887 --> 00:04:47,823 Yeah, I know. I was on it. Dad, this is Pink. 95 00:04:47,825 --> 00:04:50,958 - Pink? - Hey, dude. 96 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,861 She's coming with us for the weekend. 97 00:04:53,863 --> 00:04:56,097 Well, honey, it's kind of a special weekend... 98 00:04:56,099 --> 00:04:57,366 don't you think? 99 00:04:57,368 --> 00:04:58,833 Well, I brought a friend to her last wedding. 100 00:04:58,835 --> 00:05:00,167 But you were five. 101 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,402 I brought a friend at your last wedding. 102 00:05:01,404 --> 00:05:03,304 Thanks, babe. 103 00:05:03,306 --> 00:05:05,373 Please, I finally erased that whole debacle from my memory. 104 00:05:05,375 --> 00:05:06,974 Where's the car? 105 00:05:06,976 --> 00:05:08,880 - Right there. - Come on. 106 00:05:09,979 --> 00:05:11,746 Hello? 107 00:05:11,748 --> 00:05:12,847 Where the hell's Ethan? 108 00:05:15,818 --> 00:05:17,818 My Uncle Ethan says... 109 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:19,957 he's never getting married. 110 00:05:22,092 --> 00:05:24,628 Oh! Fuck, my god! 111 00:05:27,063 --> 00:05:28,696 He says, why would he... 112 00:05:28,698 --> 00:05:30,665 with all the interesting people... 113 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:32,734 he meets on social media these days? 114 00:05:32,736 --> 00:05:34,706 Good boy, Yoyo. Good boy. 115 00:05:36,407 --> 00:05:40,676 Oh, hey, Guy. Yeah. You heard the new tracks? 116 00:05:40,678 --> 00:05:42,844 Okay, so I'm gonna have the number one album... 117 00:05:42,846 --> 00:05:44,046 and the number one tour... 118 00:05:44,048 --> 00:05:45,147 if you pull your finger out of your ass. 119 00:05:45,149 --> 00:05:47,318 Do your job. I want arenas. 120 00:05:48,419 --> 00:05:51,085 - Oh, honey, look, look. - No. 121 00:05:51,087 --> 00:05:52,386 - Mom, please! - Yes, yes, yes. 122 00:05:52,388 --> 00:05:55,157 Hey, can you pull over? Yes, yes, right here. 123 00:05:55,159 --> 00:05:57,059 The problem is that when... 124 00:05:57,061 --> 00:05:59,960 it comes to relationships, examples have to be set. 125 00:05:59,962 --> 00:06:02,364 But in my case, the adults setting them... 126 00:06:02,366 --> 00:06:06,671 are quite possibly the worst examples known to man. 127 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:11,840 Mom, Mom, that slope near the boathouse... 128 00:06:11,842 --> 00:06:15,042 somebody's gonna go ass over backwards into a lawsuit. 129 00:06:15,044 --> 00:06:17,878 Well, it leads down to the lake. I don't want to board it up. 130 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,847 Well, can we at least put up a couple of signs? 131 00:06:19,849 --> 00:06:23,852 Al, could you make up a couple of signs that say... 132 00:06:23,854 --> 00:06:25,152 "Beware of Steep Slope"? 133 00:06:25,154 --> 00:06:26,987 - A sign? - Hello. 134 00:06:26,989 --> 00:06:28,222 - Yeah, a sign's gonna save us... - Oh, you're here. 135 00:06:28,224 --> 00:06:29,724 a million dollars if someone falls... 136 00:06:29,726 --> 00:06:31,328 - We're in here, Mom! - Hi. 137 00:06:32,428 --> 00:06:34,162 Sam. 138 00:06:34,164 --> 00:06:35,897 Oh... Sam can't pass a vintage clothing store... 139 00:06:35,899 --> 00:06:37,164 without begging me to stop. 140 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:38,368 - Hello, darling. - What's up, buddy? 141 00:06:40,738 --> 00:06:43,071 Oh, that's for you. Come sit down. 142 00:06:43,073 --> 00:06:44,840 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. 143 00:06:44,842 --> 00:06:46,241 Sam, just do what I do. 144 00:06:46,243 --> 00:06:48,075 I donate all the clothes Mom gives me. 145 00:06:48,077 --> 00:06:51,479 I think your mother has a charming fashion sense. 146 00:06:51,481 --> 00:06:52,780 So do I. 147 00:06:52,782 --> 00:06:54,482 - This is lovely. - Yeah. 148 00:06:54,484 --> 00:06:58,052 Sam! Tell me, how is your father? 149 00:06:58,054 --> 00:06:59,955 He's in Miami. 150 00:06:59,957 --> 00:07:02,224 Yeah. Sebastian and I broke up. 151 00:07:02,226 --> 00:07:03,491 Why? 152 00:07:03,493 --> 00:07:05,359 Well, you know, it was either that... 153 00:07:05,361 --> 00:07:06,527 or I was gonna strangle him. 154 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:08,265 Sure, the go-to options. 155 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:12,400 - So, Eve. - Mm-hm. 156 00:07:12,402 --> 00:07:15,073 What can you tell us about your first love? 157 00:07:19,176 --> 00:07:21,143 Oh. 158 00:07:21,145 --> 00:07:26,114 There was a beautiful boy, Cosmo. 159 00:07:26,116 --> 00:07:28,984 He was the reason I joined the theater class... 160 00:07:28,986 --> 00:07:30,417 where I met Laurence. 161 00:07:30,419 --> 00:07:33,455 Of course, Cosmo wasn't interested in girls. 162 00:07:33,457 --> 00:07:38,059 Yeah, duh. Of course, his name is "Cosmo." 163 00:07:38,061 --> 00:07:42,463 All right, so what, your first love was Laurence? 164 00:07:42,465 --> 00:07:46,001 I remember the first time Laurence and I rehearsed. 165 00:07:46,003 --> 00:07:52,808 He looked at me with that smoldering stare that he has. 166 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:55,246 I mean, you know, you know the one. 167 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:58,212 I know it well. 168 00:07:58,214 --> 00:08:03,184 And it was, "Goodbye Cosmo..." "Hello Laurence." 169 00:08:13,830 --> 00:08:17,097 Now of course, Laurence has had the career... 170 00:08:17,099 --> 00:08:20,368 every actor would dream of having... 171 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:23,405 unless of course, you're Laurence Darling. 172 00:08:23,407 --> 00:08:28,109 He's recognized as a great actor. 173 00:08:28,111 --> 00:08:32,246 I'm just a simple movie star. 174 00:08:32,248 --> 00:08:36,254 And he could find that very annoying. 175 00:08:45,194 --> 00:08:46,527 Morning. 176 00:08:46,529 --> 00:08:48,131 Morning. 177 00:09:11,554 --> 00:09:14,255 - Boys, boys, boys. - Dad! 178 00:09:14,257 --> 00:09:17,959 It's so good to see you. Why isn't it more often? 179 00:09:17,961 --> 00:09:19,994 Probably 'cause you never return any of our calls. 180 00:09:19,996 --> 00:09:21,263 Dad, Dad, Dad. 181 00:09:21,265 --> 00:09:23,531 It was a rhetorical question, James. 182 00:09:23,533 --> 00:09:26,433 We all have such busy lives now. 183 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:28,202 Laurence. 184 00:09:28,204 --> 00:09:30,939 - The Lady Eve. - How are you? 185 00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:32,910 I am grand. 186 00:09:34,377 --> 00:09:38,046 I have come to see you off again. 187 00:09:38,048 --> 00:09:40,514 Maybe we'll get it right this time. 188 00:09:40,516 --> 00:09:42,484 That's why I'm here, to make sure that... 189 00:09:42,486 --> 00:09:44,351 this one is a keeper. 190 00:09:44,353 --> 00:09:46,086 You are so thoughtful... 191 00:09:46,088 --> 00:09:48,623 as if you'd have any idea what a keeper was. 192 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,392 Laurence! 193 00:09:50,394 --> 00:09:53,695 I'm sensing a theme here. 194 00:09:53,697 --> 00:09:56,431 Are all the exes invited? 195 00:09:56,433 --> 00:09:58,365 Just the ones Mom likes. 196 00:09:58,367 --> 00:09:59,700 And they're still alive. 197 00:09:59,702 --> 00:10:03,003 Well, I'm glad I still qualify. 198 00:10:03,005 --> 00:10:05,205 Has the great man arrived? 199 00:10:05,207 --> 00:10:10,077 Not yet. His sense of timing's even better than yours. 200 00:10:10,079 --> 00:10:12,349 Upstaged again? 201 00:10:18,154 --> 00:10:20,622 Bad girls? 202 00:10:20,624 --> 00:10:23,490 Right. Bad Girls, Bad Girls... 203 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:26,393 Dad, come on. It was one of her biggest hits. 204 00:10:26,395 --> 00:10:28,162 Oh yeah, got it. 205 00:10:28,164 --> 00:10:32,533 Eve steals into a prison... an Indonesian prison... 206 00:10:32,535 --> 00:10:35,136 to save her daughter, who's wrongly accused of murder. 207 00:10:35,138 --> 00:10:37,504 Okay, and, it ends? 208 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:38,943 Oh, fuck... 209 00:10:40,177 --> 00:10:44,311 Hang on, just a minute. Oh. Yes. 210 00:10:44,313 --> 00:10:48,082 It turns out, the daughter actually did it... 211 00:10:48,084 --> 00:10:50,151 but Eve takes her place on the scaffold anyway. 212 00:10:50,153 --> 00:10:52,354 Actually, it's a rip-off of Tale of Two Cities. 213 00:10:52,356 --> 00:10:54,189 Dad, I think it's very romantic... 214 00:10:54,191 --> 00:10:56,691 that you're going to all this effort. 215 00:10:56,693 --> 00:10:58,359 Thank you, Clemmie. 216 00:10:58,361 --> 00:11:02,433 Romantic? He's an absolute bloody miracle. 217 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,351 Dad? 218 00:11:23,352 --> 00:11:25,021 Dad. 219 00:11:26,222 --> 00:11:27,591 I'm sorry. 220 00:11:41,237 --> 00:11:42,640 It's a big day here. 221 00:11:44,408 --> 00:11:47,108 - Waiting for Harold. - It's a very good day. 222 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:49,310 Harold, man. Oh. 223 00:11:49,312 --> 00:11:51,579 Mum. Mummy. 224 00:11:51,581 --> 00:11:53,114 Hey, hey, hey. 225 00:11:53,116 --> 00:11:55,749 Here they come. Here they come. 226 00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,218 Oh, he's goin' around the wrong way. 227 00:12:00,289 --> 00:12:03,391 All right, everyone, behave, behave. 228 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:05,359 Our new family. 229 00:12:05,361 --> 00:12:06,563 Four. 230 00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:11,101 Welcome! Welcome! 231 00:12:12,468 --> 00:12:14,571 And there's number five. 232 00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:19,243 Oh. Right! 233 00:12:20,274 --> 00:12:21,075 This is my daughter, Clemmie. 234 00:12:21,077 --> 00:12:22,710 - Hello, Clemmie... - Hi. 235 00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:24,079 - I've heard so much about you. - Lovely to meet you. 236 00:12:24,081 --> 00:12:25,245 - My daughter, Rose. - Hi. 237 00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:27,282 Rose, yes. 238 00:12:27,284 --> 00:12:30,851 And this is Rose's friend, and almost third daughter... 239 00:12:30,853 --> 00:12:33,455 - Saffron. - Hello. 240 00:12:33,457 --> 00:12:34,822 - Come meet my family. - Yeah. 241 00:12:34,824 --> 00:12:36,457 - There's Jimmy, my oldest. - Hey, Jimmy. 242 00:12:36,459 --> 00:12:37,558 - James. - James. 243 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,659 - And then Rory. - How are ya? 244 00:12:38,661 --> 00:12:39,827 - Hi, Rory. - Ethan. 245 00:12:39,829 --> 00:12:41,229 Yeah, Ethan. 246 00:12:41,231 --> 00:12:42,663 Back there with the camera is Mackenzie. 247 00:12:42,665 --> 00:12:44,231 - Hi, Mackenzie. - Whose mother is Priscilla... 248 00:12:44,233 --> 00:12:45,633 - who was married to Rory. - Priscilla. 249 00:12:45,635 --> 00:12:48,636 And here's Sam. 250 00:12:48,638 --> 00:12:52,340 You are doing...? Hi. 251 00:12:52,342 --> 00:12:53,740 My daughter, Mackenzie. 252 00:12:53,742 --> 00:12:55,476 - We got Lara. - Hi, Mackenzie. 253 00:12:55,478 --> 00:12:58,213 - Hi, Mackenzie. Nice to see you. - Hi. 254 00:12:58,215 --> 00:13:01,349 My nephew, Dylan, my brother's son... 255 00:13:01,351 --> 00:13:03,317 who sadly couldn't be here. 256 00:13:03,319 --> 00:13:04,652 - And. - You're who? 257 00:13:04,654 --> 00:13:05,854 - Dylan. - Dylan, hi. 258 00:13:05,856 --> 00:13:09,657 And, Laurence, the father of my sons. 259 00:13:09,659 --> 00:13:12,393 And Husband Number One, what a great pleasure. 260 00:13:12,395 --> 00:13:13,862 I am a big fan. 261 00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:16,431 The pleasure is all mine. I'm a bigger fan. 262 00:13:17,766 --> 00:13:19,433 So you guys are in here. 263 00:13:19,435 --> 00:13:21,235 Oh, thank you very much. 264 00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:22,737 According to Wikipedia... 265 00:13:22,739 --> 00:13:25,672 "Harold Alcott writes novels about love... 266 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:28,308 "that are tragically comedic." 267 00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:31,879 Which means, he's gonna fit right in with this family. 268 00:13:31,881 --> 00:13:33,248 I missed you. 269 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,715 Well, that's your fault. 270 00:13:34,717 --> 00:13:36,216 It's because you have so many books to pack. 271 00:13:36,218 --> 00:13:37,652 Well, I'm a writer. 272 00:13:37,654 --> 00:13:39,487 Just as long as you have that book... 273 00:13:39,489 --> 00:13:41,156 with the pictures that we like. 274 00:13:41,158 --> 00:13:42,657 Oh... 275 00:13:42,659 --> 00:13:46,628 the Pompeian Bathhouses, yeah, those saucy Romans. 276 00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:49,100 - I brought it in my hand luggage. - Mm. 277 00:13:50,866 --> 00:13:54,337 Get out. Stop it... 278 00:13:56,472 --> 00:13:58,873 Oh. 279 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:01,875 Did the cat get the cream? 280 00:14:01,877 --> 00:14:03,411 What cream? 281 00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:04,612 Silver Fox. 282 00:14:04,614 --> 00:14:06,446 Major hottie... for an old guy. 283 00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:09,316 Oh, you know, hang on here, you guys. 284 00:14:09,318 --> 00:14:12,387 You make me sound so... so superficial... 285 00:14:12,389 --> 00:14:15,889 like it's all about his granted good looks, and not about his... 286 00:14:15,891 --> 00:14:18,496 big whoopee-doo-doo. 287 00:14:20,597 --> 00:14:22,763 Do I really have to hear this? 288 00:14:22,765 --> 00:14:24,532 Did I wanna hear about you and Priscilla... 289 00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:25,867 and the best sex of all time? 290 00:14:25,869 --> 00:14:27,234 Hey, hey, hey! 291 00:14:27,236 --> 00:14:28,936 I never said that. 292 00:14:28,938 --> 00:14:30,571 - Really? - Really? 293 00:14:30,573 --> 00:14:33,508 Do not repeat that to Mackenzie. Do not! 294 00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:35,576 It wasn't the greatest sex of my life... 295 00:14:35,578 --> 00:14:38,312 it was the greatest sex of his. 296 00:14:38,314 --> 00:14:40,150 Seriously? 297 00:14:45,454 --> 00:14:46,890 Hello? 298 00:14:48,324 --> 00:14:49,791 Hello? Hi, yes. 299 00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:52,793 I'm trying to track down an employee of yours. 300 00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:57,264 She drove the Montauk bus yesterday that arrived at 11:45. 301 00:14:57,266 --> 00:14:58,966 Actually, I say it arrived at 11:45... 302 00:14:58,968 --> 00:15:01,668 but in point-in-fact, it was very, very late. 303 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:05,706 Why do I wish to contact her? Is that any business of yours? 304 00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:09,380 I mean, I could be an estate attorney. 305 00:15:12,816 --> 00:15:15,516 So, what does marriage mean to you? 306 00:15:15,518 --> 00:15:17,985 What's your experience with that? 307 00:15:19,456 --> 00:15:23,825 Uh... well... 308 00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:26,927 my parents fighting... people getting divorced. 309 00:15:26,929 --> 00:15:28,863 Whoa, okay. 310 00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:32,536 You're being a little bit of a Debbie Downer here. All right? 311 00:15:36,673 --> 00:15:39,806 What about first love? 312 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,844 What's your experience with that? 313 00:15:42,846 --> 00:15:44,615 First love? 314 00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:48,682 Let me give that some thought. 315 00:15:48,684 --> 00:15:51,451 Dylan! Dylan, I'm still filming! 316 00:15:55,858 --> 00:15:57,624 Dylan. 317 00:15:57,626 --> 00:15:59,994 Girls, you know that crazy, warm sensation you get... 318 00:15:59,996 --> 00:16:03,431 when you cross your legs and squeeze really tight? 319 00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:04,831 Well, the first time I had that... 320 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:08,603 the weirdo in me was thinking about Dylan. 321 00:16:08,605 --> 00:16:11,004 But, what would, of course, get tongues wagging... 322 00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:16,610 around these parts is that, Dylan and I are... 323 00:16:16,612 --> 00:16:18,912 technically first cousins. 324 00:16:18,914 --> 00:16:20,782 But first cousins once-removed. 325 00:16:20,784 --> 00:16:23,884 So, there's like a 3% chance our kids would have like... 326 00:16:23,886 --> 00:16:25,686 15 fingers and three eyes. 327 00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:34,394 Okay, the first love question was a bit leading... 328 00:16:34,396 --> 00:16:36,864 as Dylan and I have already kissed. 329 00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:41,438 But, it was last summer and I haven't even seen him since. 330 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:45,875 Anyway, it raises that age-old question. 331 00:16:47,476 --> 00:16:50,644 You know, can you ever go back? 332 00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:52,479 That's exactly what I was thinking. 333 00:16:52,481 --> 00:16:54,514 Though, I think maybe a couple more here... 334 00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:55,983 possibly another hydrangea? 335 00:16:55,985 --> 00:16:57,988 I think that'd be very nice. 336 00:17:00,055 --> 00:17:03,123 The last thing I would call either of us is selfish. 337 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:06,594 In fact, the term "generous to a fault" springs to mind. 338 00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:10,465 But in this instance, I suggest we put it to the vote... 339 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:14,101 to keep our one solitary decanter of liquid nectar... 340 00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:17,638 a secret from the "vin ordinaire" drinkers... 341 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:21,908 and rendezvous back here après le diner. 342 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,712 I second that motion and say, "Aye." 343 00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:26,481 "Aye." 344 00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:28,786 Harold and I will meet you back here. 345 00:17:31,487 --> 00:17:34,021 Yes, Harold. 346 00:17:34,023 --> 00:17:36,491 He's a fine wine man, is he? 347 00:18:43,826 --> 00:18:44,861 Hey. 348 00:18:46,028 --> 00:18:47,430 Hey. 349 00:19:22,998 --> 00:19:25,131 Ciao. 350 00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:27,167 Sorry, Grandma. 351 00:19:27,169 --> 00:19:29,102 It will probably surprise you... 352 00:19:29,104 --> 00:19:31,238 to learn that Ethan speaks five languages... 353 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,939 Portuguese among them. 354 00:19:32,941 --> 00:19:35,076 So, he understood every word... 355 00:19:35,078 --> 00:19:37,911 of Saffron's phone call to her quote "Grandma"... 356 00:19:37,913 --> 00:19:40,781 and explains the grin she was referring to. 357 00:19:40,783 --> 00:19:42,516 How 'bout we go on a little ride? 358 00:19:42,518 --> 00:19:45,586 I got some delicious magic mushroom chocolates. 359 00:19:45,588 --> 00:19:46,821 You up for it? 360 00:19:46,823 --> 00:19:49,159 Mm, very naughty. 361 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,901 Half will get ya really high, easy. 362 00:20:02,138 --> 00:20:03,807 - Here. - Mm. 363 00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:09,913 Ah! 364 00:20:18,153 --> 00:20:19,155 Whoo! 365 00:20:43,947 --> 00:20:45,812 To you. 366 00:20:45,814 --> 00:20:47,183 Cheers. 367 00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:57,628 Mm... ah. 368 00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:04,197 So, how's it going with the young actress? 369 00:21:04,199 --> 00:21:08,069 Young is a relative term, she's 36. 370 00:21:08,071 --> 00:21:11,304 She went back to her boyfriend, at my suggestion, of course. 371 00:21:11,306 --> 00:21:14,207 They're getting married. Must be catching. 372 00:21:14,209 --> 00:21:16,712 I'll probably be at that wedding, as well. 373 00:21:19,881 --> 00:21:21,884 Ah, so that leaves a position to be filled. 374 00:21:23,186 --> 00:21:24,888 Hm. 375 00:21:26,188 --> 00:21:28,089 Already filled. 376 00:21:28,091 --> 00:21:33,226 So, tell me, am I giving you away for good this time? 377 00:21:33,228 --> 00:21:35,795 Harold is an extraordinary man. 378 00:21:35,797 --> 00:21:39,699 That he is, but will he understand your way of thinking? 379 00:21:39,701 --> 00:21:41,936 I don't think that way anymore. 380 00:21:41,938 --> 00:21:46,741 Fame, success, the flattery... 381 00:21:46,743 --> 00:21:48,109 I'll leave it all to you. 382 00:21:48,111 --> 00:21:51,244 Thank you. I'll take it. 383 00:21:51,246 --> 00:21:53,182 That's very generous of you. 384 00:21:56,886 --> 00:21:58,785 Eve didn't tell you I was coming, huh? 385 00:21:58,787 --> 00:22:00,687 Oh, I wonder why. 386 00:22:00,689 --> 00:22:03,189 Well, maybe she thought you'd have a problem with it. 387 00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:04,324 - Oh, hey! - What's up, guys? 388 00:22:04,326 --> 00:22:06,761 - Hey. - Wear less! 389 00:22:06,763 --> 00:22:08,896 Okay, that happened. 390 00:22:08,898 --> 00:22:10,296 Look. 391 00:22:10,298 --> 00:22:12,667 A rock 'n roll tour is not a place... 392 00:22:12,669 --> 00:22:14,435 for a 16 year old girl, come on. 393 00:22:14,437 --> 00:22:15,770 Well, why don't you come? 394 00:22:15,772 --> 00:22:17,038 Oh, sure. 395 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,740 What, now that Sebastian is no longer needed? 396 00:22:19,742 --> 00:22:20,840 Sure. 397 00:22:20,842 --> 00:22:22,243 - Oh, honey. - What? 398 00:22:22,245 --> 00:22:25,245 - I think I'd rather be dead. - Shit. 399 00:22:25,247 --> 00:22:27,217 - Okay, good night. - Okay, good night. 400 00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:16,731 All right, now who's shaggable? 401 00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:20,967 I don't know, I can't decide between the... 402 00:23:20,969 --> 00:23:23,105 beautiful 17 year old boy... 403 00:23:26,309 --> 00:23:30,110 Saff! Or, the naughty 30-something year old... 404 00:23:30,112 --> 00:23:32,048 that you were tarting around with last night. 405 00:23:33,349 --> 00:23:35,916 He's much more up your alley. 406 00:23:35,918 --> 00:23:36,887 - Right. - He's all yours. 407 00:23:38,019 --> 00:23:39,520 How 'bout you, Clem? 408 00:23:39,522 --> 00:23:43,491 Why would I tell you, Tweedleslap and Tweedleslapper? 409 00:23:43,493 --> 00:23:45,896 - Oh my god! - Come on, Clem! 410 00:23:49,865 --> 00:23:51,064 Dad. 411 00:23:51,066 --> 00:23:52,532 Yeah? 412 00:23:52,534 --> 00:23:56,369 Eve's one and only Golden Globe was for, A... 413 00:23:56,371 --> 00:24:00,910 Loves of a Blonde, or B, Blonde Love? 414 00:24:02,311 --> 00:24:05,012 Uh, Loves of a Blonde. 415 00:24:05,014 --> 00:24:09,884 Wrong. It was actually for Blind Lover. 416 00:24:09,886 --> 00:24:12,889 That's a trick question. That's not fair. 417 00:24:16,859 --> 00:24:18,324 An early wedding present. 418 00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,793 What is it? 419 00:24:19,795 --> 00:24:21,361 I got sent this the other day... 420 00:24:21,363 --> 00:24:23,863 and they want the two of us to be in it playing mother and son. 421 00:24:23,865 --> 00:24:26,167 Oh, that's imaginative casting. 422 00:24:26,169 --> 00:24:27,368 It's actually a really good script. 423 00:24:27,370 --> 00:24:29,136 You should think about doing it. 424 00:24:29,138 --> 00:24:30,870 I'm in a wheelchair, you end up in a wheelchair. 425 00:24:30,872 --> 00:24:33,174 Last scene is the two of us dancing in wheelchairs. 426 00:24:33,176 --> 00:24:34,809 Lot of crying scenes. 427 00:24:34,811 --> 00:24:37,177 Really? I'm retired. You do it. 428 00:24:37,179 --> 00:24:40,380 - It's a both-or-nothing deal. - Oh. 429 00:24:40,382 --> 00:24:42,983 - Will you at least read it? - Oh, honey. 430 00:24:42,985 --> 00:24:46,186 Come on, on your honeymoon. Gotta get out of bed sometime. 431 00:24:46,188 --> 00:24:47,955 - Bow-chicka-wawa. - Oh, that is so bad. 432 00:24:47,957 --> 00:24:49,889 You are my son! 433 00:24:49,891 --> 00:24:51,859 - Where're you guys going? - Venice. 434 00:24:51,861 --> 00:24:52,993 That's original. 435 00:24:52,995 --> 00:24:54,427 Well, it was Harold's idea. 436 00:24:54,429 --> 00:24:57,164 I didn't wanna start off as a difficult wife. 437 00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:58,534 Then don't be a difficult mother. 438 00:25:05,908 --> 00:25:08,978 Okay. Eve and Harold's wedding song, take one. 439 00:26:26,022 --> 00:26:28,321 I think it's very adult of you to be this civilized. 440 00:26:28,323 --> 00:26:29,956 I mean, not everyone... 441 00:26:29,958 --> 00:26:32,392 would have their ex-husband at their wedding. 442 00:26:32,394 --> 00:26:34,160 My mum would turn into The Exorcist... 443 00:26:34,162 --> 00:26:35,663 if Dad showed up at her wedding. 444 00:26:35,665 --> 00:26:37,363 Oh, god. 445 00:26:37,365 --> 00:26:40,400 Projectile green vomit. Head 360. The whole thing. 446 00:26:40,402 --> 00:26:42,503 She still really hates him. 447 00:26:42,505 --> 00:26:44,605 Dare one ask why? 448 00:26:44,607 --> 00:26:48,509 Oh, well, as Dorothy Parker once said... 449 00:26:48,511 --> 00:26:51,177 "Hogamous, Higamous, Man is polygamous..." 450 00:26:51,179 --> 00:26:53,515 "Higamous, Hogamous, Woman is monogamous." 451 00:26:57,186 --> 00:26:59,520 I doubt Dorothy Parker actually said that. 452 00:26:59,522 --> 00:27:02,055 Yes, it has a man's fingerprints all over it. 453 00:27:02,057 --> 00:27:05,192 Yes, it sounds suspiciously self-serving. 454 00:27:05,194 --> 00:27:07,160 You know, if it helps explain anything, Rose... 455 00:27:07,162 --> 00:27:10,965 Mom and Dad here were like the poster couple for divorce. 456 00:27:10,967 --> 00:27:13,000 Yeah, they gave each other divorce gifts. 457 00:27:13,002 --> 00:27:15,069 Really? What? 458 00:27:15,071 --> 00:27:16,369 Oh, I've forgotten. 459 00:27:16,371 --> 00:27:18,171 Me, too. 460 00:27:18,173 --> 00:27:20,340 Actually, one time, Mom took the three of us out of the country... 461 00:27:20,342 --> 00:27:22,676 for a vacation and she didn't get Dad's permission. 462 00:27:22,678 --> 00:27:25,446 Dad waited patiently until we got back, and then... 463 00:27:25,448 --> 00:27:28,581 had Mom arrested at the airport and put in prison for the night. 464 00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:30,117 What a guy. 465 00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:31,752 Character-building. 466 00:27:31,754 --> 00:27:33,486 And when Dad came back after having been away working... 467 00:27:33,488 --> 00:27:35,155 for three months... 468 00:27:35,157 --> 00:27:37,358 he found that Mom had completely redecorated the suite... 469 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,625 and put it on the bill. 470 00:27:38,627 --> 00:27:41,130 Yes, it was much more cheerful. 471 00:28:00,115 --> 00:28:01,116 Hello, there! 472 00:28:07,390 --> 00:28:09,322 Hey! Ole! 473 00:28:09,324 --> 00:28:11,090 My best man! 474 00:28:20,503 --> 00:28:23,169 I just think we have to make at least one attempt... 475 00:28:23,171 --> 00:28:26,139 to get Mom to do a prenup. 476 00:28:26,141 --> 00:28:29,142 I don't know. She's done quite well for herself, so far. 477 00:28:29,144 --> 00:28:32,612 Yeah, but so far, all of her husbands have had money. 478 00:28:32,614 --> 00:28:34,113 Except for you. 479 00:28:34,115 --> 00:28:35,417 - 'Course. - Yeah. 480 00:28:47,063 --> 00:28:50,097 So what does true love mean to you, Mother? 481 00:28:50,099 --> 00:28:52,099 True love? 482 00:28:52,101 --> 00:28:54,167 Um... 483 00:28:54,169 --> 00:28:59,473 Well, you know, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. 484 00:28:59,475 --> 00:29:02,141 Which is what I keep saying about those songs, Mom. 485 00:29:02,143 --> 00:29:04,645 - What songs? - Your new ones. 486 00:29:04,647 --> 00:29:06,480 What do you know, anyway? 487 00:29:06,482 --> 00:29:08,585 You sing along with Les Mis. 488 00:29:11,187 --> 00:29:16,126 Mommy is a rock goddess. Mommy is a rock goddess. 489 00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:25,599 A couple of my novels that were turned into films... 490 00:29:25,601 --> 00:29:29,535 sent me to bed with a bottle of scotch. 491 00:29:29,537 --> 00:29:33,607 Oh, well, that's where the films I'm usually in these days... 492 00:29:33,609 --> 00:29:35,408 always send me. 493 00:29:35,410 --> 00:29:37,744 And why I'm in graceful retirement. 494 00:29:37,746 --> 00:29:40,880 Yeah. But that is such a pity, Eve. 495 00:29:40,882 --> 00:29:43,117 You played some great roles. 496 00:29:43,119 --> 00:29:44,685 Has she... she has. 497 00:29:44,687 --> 00:29:46,523 Harold has seen all my work. 498 00:29:49,158 --> 00:29:51,457 You've seen all of Eve's films? 499 00:29:51,459 --> 00:29:52,592 Yeah. 500 00:29:52,594 --> 00:29:54,227 Seriously? 501 00:29:54,229 --> 00:29:57,263 Uh, well you know, nearly all. 502 00:29:57,265 --> 00:30:01,603 And which performance do you treasure the most? 503 00:30:03,872 --> 00:30:07,241 Well, I'd have to say... 504 00:30:07,243 --> 00:30:09,642 it was the first time I saw you on screen. 505 00:30:09,644 --> 00:30:13,280 You were playing a waitress in a diner... 506 00:30:13,282 --> 00:30:15,415 who kept getting the orders wrong. 507 00:30:15,417 --> 00:30:19,319 And you nearly killed this poor guy who had a nut allergy. 508 00:30:19,321 --> 00:30:21,687 It was hilarious. 509 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:25,658 Available Man. Laurence got me that part. 510 00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:31,598 Yes, I also played the guy with the nut allergy. 511 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,333 Though, that wasn't Eve's first leading role... 512 00:30:34,335 --> 00:30:37,538 it was meant to be, anyways, supporting. 513 00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:39,505 Well obviously, yes. 514 00:30:39,507 --> 00:30:44,279 Um, in a leading role, I would have to say... 515 00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:49,815 Bad Girls was very moving. 516 00:30:49,817 --> 00:30:55,691 Hm... hm... hm. 517 00:30:58,459 --> 00:30:59,792 Mm. 518 00:30:59,794 --> 00:31:01,395 Look, it doesn't have to be perfect. 519 00:31:01,397 --> 00:31:02,862 Just, can you get a prenup here by tomorrow? 520 00:31:02,864 --> 00:31:05,898 Dance party! 521 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:07,568 Here we go. 522 00:31:07,570 --> 00:31:08,605 Taking us down the road. Let's do it. 523 00:31:14,842 --> 00:31:17,147 Step, and down. 524 00:31:21,684 --> 00:31:22,785 Okay. 525 00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:26,653 Step, step, clap, clap. 526 00:31:26,655 --> 00:31:28,291 Work it, girl. Work it! 527 00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:31,792 Here we go. Here we go. 528 00:31:31,794 --> 00:31:34,427 - Oh, come on. You can get this! - H'yah! Fuck off! 529 00:31:34,429 --> 00:31:36,365 - These are our tarts! - Get outta here. 530 00:31:38,734 --> 00:31:40,169 Okay. Again. 531 00:31:45,006 --> 00:31:47,808 Do you really think he's seen all your films? 532 00:31:47,810 --> 00:31:49,609 Of course not... 533 00:31:49,611 --> 00:31:52,311 but I think it's sweet that he pretends he has. 534 00:31:52,313 --> 00:31:53,746 And you never miss it? 535 00:31:53,748 --> 00:31:55,485 Oh, god, no. 536 00:31:58,254 --> 00:32:00,920 We always did it for different reasons. 537 00:32:00,922 --> 00:32:02,688 We did? 538 00:32:02,690 --> 00:32:04,757 Yeah. You did it... 539 00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:06,994 well, you still do it for the work... 540 00:32:06,996 --> 00:32:08,762 for the challenge of the work... 541 00:32:08,764 --> 00:32:11,999 for the absences the work affords. 542 00:32:12,001 --> 00:32:14,434 I always thought of the family as integral to my work... 543 00:32:14,436 --> 00:32:16,770 and you thought of it as detrimental to your work. 544 00:32:16,772 --> 00:32:18,371 Did I? 545 00:32:18,373 --> 00:32:20,439 Well speaking about mixing family and work... 546 00:32:20,441 --> 00:32:23,542 Ethan has this movie he wants me to act in with him. 547 00:32:23,544 --> 00:32:26,280 Good part? 548 00:32:26,282 --> 00:32:28,451 A mother in a wheelchair, apparently. 549 00:32:30,785 --> 00:32:34,788 Do you think it could be changed to a father in a wheelchair? 550 00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:39,326 Possible Oscar bait. "He walks away with it." 551 00:32:39,328 --> 00:32:41,861 "I'm supporting." 552 00:32:41,863 --> 00:32:44,563 "I'm supporting." 553 00:32:44,565 --> 00:32:49,505 "We start out supporting and we end up supporting." 554 00:33:15,964 --> 00:33:18,534 - Hi. - Hola. 555 00:33:22,470 --> 00:33:24,370 My sister wants to know where Harry Potter is. 556 00:33:24,372 --> 00:33:25,607 Who? 557 00:33:27,575 --> 00:33:29,475 That's Dylan. 558 00:33:29,477 --> 00:33:31,945 He's your boyfriend? 559 00:33:31,947 --> 00:33:33,815 He's my cousin. 560 00:33:40,389 --> 00:33:41,921 My sister says, "Oh, good." 561 00:33:41,923 --> 00:33:42,924 Good? 562 00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:47,994 Um, he's actually my first cousin... 563 00:33:47,996 --> 00:33:49,931 He's my first cousin once removed. 564 00:34:08,816 --> 00:34:11,450 - Hola. - Hi. 565 00:34:11,452 --> 00:34:12,785 Como estas? 566 00:34:12,787 --> 00:34:13,954 Uh, I'm good. 567 00:34:13,956 --> 00:34:15,490 So, how old are you? 568 00:34:21,028 --> 00:34:23,129 Okay. 569 00:34:29,438 --> 00:34:30,903 Do you need some help? 570 00:34:30,905 --> 00:34:33,407 Sure. 571 00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:35,541 But first, I have to confess something. 572 00:34:35,543 --> 00:34:37,811 Okay. 573 00:34:37,813 --> 00:34:39,780 I had my first serious snog to... 574 00:34:39,782 --> 00:34:42,149 Up All Night In The Diner With Julie. 575 00:34:42,151 --> 00:34:43,582 "Snog." 576 00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:46,486 That's English for, "make out", right? 577 00:34:46,488 --> 00:34:48,722 Yes, but with lots and lots of tongue. 578 00:34:48,724 --> 00:34:53,193 All right, well, that was a great choice to snog to. 579 00:34:53,195 --> 00:34:54,528 It was amazing. 580 00:34:54,530 --> 00:34:56,430 I'm glad to hear it. 581 00:34:56,432 --> 00:34:59,966 So, being a bit of a fan, can I ask you three questions? 582 00:34:59,968 --> 00:35:03,035 All right. Go for it. 583 00:35:03,037 --> 00:35:05,407 Why did you stop writing? 584 00:35:09,043 --> 00:35:12,211 Who said I stopped? 585 00:35:12,213 --> 00:35:15,481 Right. Okay. 586 00:35:15,483 --> 00:35:17,483 Why did you leave your band? 587 00:35:17,485 --> 00:35:19,619 Oh, it was never really my band. 588 00:35:19,621 --> 00:35:20,921 It was our band. 589 00:35:20,923 --> 00:35:22,588 But, you know, you got a lead singer... 590 00:35:22,590 --> 00:35:23,957 with a huge personality. 591 00:35:23,959 --> 00:35:25,959 It was always gonna be her band in the end. 592 00:35:25,961 --> 00:35:27,193 I mean, rightly so. 593 00:35:27,195 --> 00:35:28,663 And is that why you left? 594 00:35:30,798 --> 00:35:31,967 No, honestly, I... 595 00:35:34,068 --> 00:35:36,769 You know that whole rock 'n roll lifestyle thing... 596 00:35:36,771 --> 00:35:40,709 it just wasn't that important. 597 00:35:41,843 --> 00:35:43,742 No fame or money? 598 00:35:43,744 --> 00:35:48,450 No, it's not everything. I mean, I figured that out pretty early. 599 00:35:50,985 --> 00:35:54,521 Okay, I have two questions. 600 00:35:54,523 --> 00:35:57,524 - Oh, really? - Yes, I do. 601 00:35:57,526 --> 00:35:59,559 What is an Orange Prize? 602 00:35:59,561 --> 00:36:03,562 - Oh my god, you googled me! - No, please. 603 00:36:03,564 --> 00:36:06,265 No, Eve told me one of Harold's daughters was a novelist... 604 00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:08,968 and it's obviously not Rose. 605 00:36:08,970 --> 00:36:12,071 She said the Orange Prize had been won. 606 00:36:12,073 --> 00:36:14,541 An Orange Prize is an award... 607 00:36:14,543 --> 00:36:16,209 they give to first-time female authors... 608 00:36:16,211 --> 00:36:19,546 and I didn't win, I was shortlisted. 609 00:36:19,548 --> 00:36:22,782 Congratulations. Was it autobiographical? 610 00:36:22,784 --> 00:36:24,084 Why do you ask that? 611 00:36:24,086 --> 00:36:28,088 Oh, come on, it's about an older sister... 612 00:36:28,090 --> 00:36:30,823 who's kind of attractive in a bookish kind of way... 613 00:36:30,825 --> 00:36:33,158 who lives with her hipster, skirt-chasing dad and... 614 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,693 wild-child, younger sister... 615 00:36:34,695 --> 00:36:37,229 and they all live on red wine and pizza? 616 00:36:37,231 --> 00:36:38,564 You read it. 617 00:36:38,566 --> 00:36:39,865 Sure. 618 00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:42,535 Gotta check up on my new step family. 619 00:36:42,537 --> 00:36:45,604 Some of it was me, yeah, but most of it wasn't. 620 00:36:45,606 --> 00:36:47,774 I can't actually cook a Chicken Kiev. 621 00:36:47,776 --> 00:36:49,041 Not a problem. 622 00:36:49,043 --> 00:36:50,644 But I do like books. 623 00:36:50,646 --> 00:36:51,647 Obviously. 624 00:36:53,715 --> 00:36:56,216 Do you know, I would prefer if you referred to me as kind of... 625 00:36:56,218 --> 00:36:58,785 sexy in a librarian way, rather than bookish. 626 00:36:58,787 --> 00:37:00,053 Oh, you would prefer that, would you? 627 00:37:00,055 --> 00:37:01,187 - Yes. - Well, you need glasses for... 628 00:37:01,189 --> 00:37:02,658 "sexy librarian." 629 00:37:15,604 --> 00:37:17,773 Soul patch. 630 00:37:19,608 --> 00:37:21,941 "Such duty as the subject owes the prince,"... 631 00:37:21,943 --> 00:37:24,244 "Even such a woman oweth to her husband;"... 632 00:37:24,246 --> 00:37:27,747 "And if she is froward, peevish, sullen..." 633 00:37:27,749 --> 00:37:30,983 "sour and not obedient to his honest will..." 634 00:37:30,985 --> 00:37:33,919 "What is she but a foul contending rebel..." 635 00:37:33,921 --> 00:37:37,592 "And graceless traitor to her loving lord?" 636 00:37:39,727 --> 00:37:41,997 I'm not just a fuckin' movie star. 637 00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:47,867 Yeah, it's Priscilla for Guy. No, I don't wanna hold. 638 00:37:47,869 --> 00:37:49,336 I don't wanna hold, I don't wanna hold! 639 00:37:49,338 --> 00:37:51,707 Yeah. I wanna write a book. 640 00:37:54,175 --> 00:37:55,544 About me! 641 00:38:00,648 --> 00:38:02,816 You've never seen any of my films? 642 00:38:02,818 --> 00:38:04,283 I don't think so. 643 00:38:04,285 --> 00:38:06,720 Do you go to the theater? 644 00:38:06,722 --> 00:38:08,921 - What? - Not if we can help it. 645 00:38:08,923 --> 00:38:12,658 Wait, hang on. Were you in the last Sponge Bob film? 646 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,126 I was, indeed. 647 00:38:14,128 --> 00:38:16,129 Oh my god! I love Sponge Bob! 648 00:38:16,131 --> 00:38:17,396 Oh, yeah? 649 00:38:17,398 --> 00:38:19,365 You actually used to be quite good-looking. 650 00:38:19,367 --> 00:38:20,934 Put on some weight, though. 651 00:38:20,936 --> 00:38:22,167 Come on, Saffie, let's get a drinky. 652 00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:25,204 Actually, I've lost weight. 653 00:38:25,206 --> 00:38:26,640 What'd I miss? 654 00:38:26,642 --> 00:38:29,008 My whole career, apparently. 655 00:38:29,010 --> 00:38:30,809 - That's it. I'm moving out. - What? 656 00:38:30,811 --> 00:38:32,312 You're killing me with the secondhand smoke... 657 00:38:32,314 --> 00:38:33,847 and you don't even care. 658 00:38:33,849 --> 00:38:37,017 I do care! But you're not dead yet. 659 00:38:37,019 --> 00:38:41,187 Go, go over there and have the fresh air. Go on. 660 00:38:41,189 --> 00:38:43,689 $50 says Dad brings up his Tony at dinner. 661 00:38:43,691 --> 00:38:45,291 No way. $50 it's before the main course. 662 00:38:45,293 --> 00:38:46,925 $100 it's before the salad... 663 00:38:46,927 --> 00:38:48,961 and he got it for Pirandello's Henry IV. 664 00:38:48,963 --> 00:38:50,997 - That's bold. - Watch and learn. 665 00:38:50,999 --> 00:38:53,298 - I'll take desert. - All right, man. 666 00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:57,003 So wait-wait-wait, you guys met in a jailhouse, for women? 667 00:38:57,005 --> 00:38:58,905 Yeah, it's actually a really good way to meet people. 668 00:38:58,907 --> 00:38:59,874 Here we go, here we go. 669 00:39:02,177 --> 00:39:05,812 I, for one, would like to commend Eve... 670 00:39:05,814 --> 00:39:10,182 on her optimism and her perseverance... 671 00:39:10,184 --> 00:39:12,654 - and of course, her courage... - Yeah. 672 00:39:14,456 --> 00:39:18,323 ...in taking this plunge yet again. 673 00:39:18,325 --> 00:39:20,894 - Brave girl. - I must say, I was surprised. 674 00:39:20,896 --> 00:39:24,898 In fact, I would have wagered my Tony Award... 675 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:26,198 for my performance... 676 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,003 - in Pirandello's Henry IV... - Bastard. 677 00:39:30,005 --> 00:39:31,970 against the idea that you would ever... 678 00:39:31,972 --> 00:39:35,742 tread down this path again, my darling. 679 00:39:35,744 --> 00:39:39,445 But having met Harold, I think I get it. 680 00:39:39,447 --> 00:39:41,747 To Eve and Harold. 681 00:39:41,749 --> 00:39:43,483 To Eve and Harold. 682 00:39:43,485 --> 00:39:44,917 - Salut. - Salut. 683 00:39:44,919 --> 00:39:46,155 Here you go. 684 00:39:51,258 --> 00:39:54,394 So, lovebirds, hey... 685 00:39:54,396 --> 00:39:59,231 I know it's customary to give the gifts after the wedding... 686 00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:02,001 but I really wanna give you my gift now. 687 00:40:02,003 --> 00:40:03,236 - Right now. - Sure. 688 00:40:03,238 --> 00:40:06,840 - Love it. - Cheers. 689 00:40:31,265 --> 00:40:33,399 Woo! 690 00:41:04,398 --> 00:41:06,566 Woo! 691 00:41:10,005 --> 00:41:12,305 Wow! 692 00:41:26,555 --> 00:41:27,986 That's your daughter. 693 00:41:48,209 --> 00:41:51,343 Care to dance? 694 00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:57,015 Fuck off. 695 00:42:07,595 --> 00:42:09,394 Hello, this is James Darling. 696 00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:11,631 I called yesterday trying to track down the young lady... 697 00:42:11,633 --> 00:42:16,468 who drove the Montauk bus, that did not arrive at 11:45. 698 00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:19,405 And you asked me why I wanted to contact her. 699 00:42:19,407 --> 00:42:23,008 And, well, the reason is... 700 00:42:23,010 --> 00:42:25,245 when I saw her... 701 00:42:25,247 --> 00:42:28,314 in her not-very-flattering jitney uniform, by the way... 702 00:42:28,316 --> 00:42:33,887 when I saw her, the little voice in my head said... 703 00:42:33,889 --> 00:42:36,289 "This is the one..." 704 00:42:36,291 --> 00:42:37,923 Fuck! 705 00:42:37,925 --> 00:42:40,526 - Easy, man. I'm not a horse. - What happened? 706 00:42:40,528 --> 00:42:43,028 - Gentle. - Jimmy? 707 00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:44,463 Jimmy? 708 00:42:44,465 --> 00:42:46,966 Oh. 709 00:42:46,968 --> 00:42:50,206 I fucking tripped over the "Beware of Slope" sign. 710 00:42:54,276 --> 00:42:56,943 - Oh my god, that is too funny. - All right, Mom. 711 00:42:56,945 --> 00:42:59,278 It's just a grade-one ankle sprain. 712 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,349 There's no sign of anterior talofibular disruption. 713 00:43:03,351 --> 00:43:05,385 Really, that's your professional diagnosis? 714 00:43:05,387 --> 00:43:07,120 It is, indeed, James. 715 00:43:07,122 --> 00:43:11,591 One of the great things about acting on the stage... 716 00:43:11,593 --> 00:43:14,559 is that one gets to inhabit a role. 717 00:43:14,561 --> 00:43:16,629 And you might be aware... 718 00:43:16,631 --> 00:43:20,966 that I have rather famously played a doctor. 719 00:43:20,968 --> 00:43:22,669 Doctor Doolittle? 720 00:43:22,671 --> 00:43:24,637 And your point is? 721 00:43:24,639 --> 00:43:28,441 You bandaged the leg of an animatronic giraffe, singing... 722 00:43:28,443 --> 00:43:30,376 "If I could talk to the animals"? 723 00:43:30,378 --> 00:43:33,713 And I was complimented on my technique... 724 00:43:33,715 --> 00:43:36,919 - by numerous physicians. - Bravo. 725 00:43:39,454 --> 00:43:43,122 Actually, I would like to compliment you, Laurence... 726 00:43:43,124 --> 00:43:46,291 on your very gracious toast. 727 00:43:46,293 --> 00:43:48,327 I meant every word I said. 728 00:43:48,329 --> 00:43:53,466 You are amazingly courageous, amazingly tenacious... 729 00:43:53,468 --> 00:43:57,970 and amazingly naive. 730 00:43:57,972 --> 00:43:59,571 Said the ol' cynic. 731 00:43:59,573 --> 00:44:01,673 Come on, Laurence, what are you still holding out for? 732 00:44:01,675 --> 00:44:03,142 I'm not holding out. 733 00:44:03,144 --> 00:44:06,745 I like my birdcage empty, thank you. 734 00:44:06,747 --> 00:44:11,483 Anyway, why would I want a new wife and new family... 735 00:44:11,485 --> 00:44:14,988 when I already have the best ex-wife... 736 00:44:14,990 --> 00:44:18,358 and raised the most perfect family any man could want? 737 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,992 Oh my god, Dad... 738 00:44:19,994 --> 00:44:22,562 you have lived in a hotel suite for the last 30 years. 739 00:44:22,564 --> 00:44:24,363 With one fucking bedroom. 740 00:44:24,365 --> 00:44:26,434 When we wanted to see you, we had to check in. 741 00:44:30,372 --> 00:44:33,506 I think marriage is challenging, formidable... 742 00:44:33,508 --> 00:44:37,642 and to be taken very seriously... 743 00:44:37,644 --> 00:44:41,146 like a great heroic adventure. 744 00:44:41,148 --> 00:44:44,450 Captain Scott heading off into the Antarctic. 745 00:44:44,452 --> 00:44:46,421 Does that make me the South Pole? 746 00:44:48,389 --> 00:44:51,726 Where I would be very happy to plant my flag. 747 00:45:09,543 --> 00:45:11,312 Yeah! 748 00:45:23,624 --> 00:45:25,226 Look at this one! 749 00:45:40,441 --> 00:45:41,577 See ya. 750 00:45:47,148 --> 00:45:50,383 You did remember the birdcage. 751 00:45:50,385 --> 00:45:53,718 How could I forget, the best piece of advice... 752 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:56,354 an ex-wife ever gave to a man? 753 00:45:56,356 --> 00:45:57,692 "You can't lock me up." 754 00:45:59,293 --> 00:46:01,126 Lock you up? 755 00:46:01,128 --> 00:46:02,361 Yes. 756 00:46:02,363 --> 00:46:05,231 Oh, god. 757 00:46:05,233 --> 00:46:08,704 After all these years and you had no clue. 758 00:46:09,871 --> 00:46:11,671 It's not about you. 759 00:46:11,673 --> 00:46:13,673 It's not? But I hate that. 760 00:46:13,675 --> 00:46:16,809 No, the birdcage was so you could... 761 00:46:16,811 --> 00:46:20,412 keep the next Mrs. Darling from flying away. 762 00:46:20,414 --> 00:46:22,117 Like the first one did. 763 00:46:24,718 --> 00:46:26,551 - It was? - Yes. 764 00:46:26,553 --> 00:46:29,155 No wait, I thought it was because, you know... 765 00:46:29,157 --> 00:46:32,492 you can fly in, but then if you wanted to fly out... 766 00:46:32,494 --> 00:46:34,696 you know, to meet up with other roosters... 767 00:46:42,503 --> 00:46:45,171 Hello, my lady. Where's Saffron? 768 00:46:45,173 --> 00:46:46,742 Gone inside. 769 00:46:51,845 --> 00:46:53,879 Homemade chocolates? 770 00:46:53,881 --> 00:46:56,584 They're super-delicious, and a lot of fun. 771 00:46:58,218 --> 00:47:00,253 What sort of fun? 772 00:47:00,255 --> 00:47:02,323 Let's just say they're in the 'shroom family. 773 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,503 Wanna go for a moonlight ride? 774 00:47:18,338 --> 00:47:19,340 I'll go change. 775 00:47:29,184 --> 00:47:31,153 Do you know what's great about us? 776 00:47:32,787 --> 00:47:34,790 We've been through all the bad times. 777 00:47:36,724 --> 00:47:41,193 One of the benefits of being apart so long is that... 778 00:47:41,195 --> 00:47:44,465 somebody else had to take the knockout punches. 779 00:47:46,633 --> 00:47:50,436 And on that note, think I'll have another drink. Anyone? 780 00:47:50,438 --> 00:47:53,472 No. I won't. I'm getting married in the morning. 781 00:47:53,474 --> 00:47:55,575 I should think about going to bed. 782 00:47:55,577 --> 00:47:57,146 The night is young. 783 00:48:04,785 --> 00:48:09,488 Eve and Laurence have started in on the merits of marriage. 784 00:48:09,490 --> 00:48:12,457 It's funny how they didn't have that conversation 30 years ago. 785 00:48:12,459 --> 00:48:13,695 - Isn't it? - Uh-huh. 786 00:48:31,945 --> 00:48:34,512 I think that's enough of that. 787 00:48:34,514 --> 00:48:35,616 All right. 788 00:48:48,829 --> 00:48:50,963 Fuck. 789 00:48:50,965 --> 00:48:52,700 Fuck, fuck. 790 00:49:00,008 --> 00:49:01,807 Have you ever thought what might've happened... 791 00:49:01,809 --> 00:49:04,510 if you'd never gotten me that part? 792 00:49:04,512 --> 00:49:08,981 Yeah. I might've been mentioned in one of the reviews. 793 00:49:08,983 --> 00:49:11,787 I meant, what might've happened with us. 794 00:49:13,755 --> 00:49:15,320 I don't know. 795 00:49:15,322 --> 00:49:17,356 Would it've been different? Probably. 796 00:49:17,358 --> 00:49:19,557 Would it've been better? I don't know. 797 00:49:19,559 --> 00:49:20,962 Better than this? 798 00:49:23,930 --> 00:49:26,934 What if Harold feels there's no room for an ex-husband? 799 00:49:28,635 --> 00:49:30,836 There's always room. 800 00:49:30,838 --> 00:49:33,374 Ah, but maybe no more room for this. 801 00:49:37,577 --> 00:49:40,445 May I tempt you? 802 00:49:40,447 --> 00:49:43,484 I have a wedding dress to fit into. 803 00:49:49,557 --> 00:49:52,628 You're going to be the most beautiful bride. 804 00:50:00,867 --> 00:50:01,969 Hm. 805 00:50:05,907 --> 00:50:08,573 Hey. 806 00:50:08,575 --> 00:50:10,910 You wanna bake a cake? 807 00:50:10,912 --> 00:50:12,044 Okay. 808 00:50:12,046 --> 00:50:13,982 Fantastic. Let's go. Come on! 809 00:50:17,418 --> 00:50:20,720 Woo! 810 00:50:20,722 --> 00:50:22,387 - You feel anything? - Yeah! 811 00:50:22,389 --> 00:50:23,588 I feel... 812 00:50:23,590 --> 00:50:26,658 fucking... amazing! 813 00:50:26,660 --> 00:50:28,660 All right, I will chop the mint. 814 00:50:28,662 --> 00:50:32,997 You pick the tune. Music is important. 815 00:50:32,999 --> 00:50:35,066 So what're we actually doing here, Gordon Ramsey? 816 00:50:35,068 --> 00:50:39,070 Are you familiar with the chiffonade cut? 817 00:50:39,072 --> 00:50:41,008 No. What is it? 818 00:50:43,443 --> 00:50:46,579 Nice! Austrian Swing. 819 00:50:46,581 --> 00:50:49,481 Is that a lucky guess or an excellent choice? 820 00:50:49,483 --> 00:50:50,883 No, it's not a lucky guess. 821 00:50:50,885 --> 00:50:52,617 - Really? - Yeah. 822 00:50:52,619 --> 00:50:55,421 I spent two nights in a soggy tent in Glastonbury... 823 00:50:55,423 --> 00:50:58,057 just so I could shake my bum to these gentlemen. 824 00:50:58,059 --> 00:51:00,959 That's having the same effect on my ass, too, right. Come here. 825 00:51:00,961 --> 00:51:03,662 Okay, the chiffonade cut, you need a knife with a long, thin blade... 826 00:51:03,664 --> 00:51:06,599 and a handle that you can hold like a sword. 827 00:51:06,601 --> 00:51:07,932 Right. 828 00:51:07,934 --> 00:51:10,135 You know, I read that list of things... 829 00:51:10,137 --> 00:51:11,736 that psychopaths are good at. 830 00:51:11,738 --> 00:51:14,740 And cooking is right up there at the top. 831 00:51:14,742 --> 00:51:17,041 I'm almost afraid to ask how good you are. 832 00:51:17,043 --> 00:51:19,644 Guy who taught me's got two Michelin stars. Let's go. 833 00:51:19,646 --> 00:51:22,814 Oh my god, you're Hannibal Bloody Lecter. 834 00:51:22,816 --> 00:51:23,985 Oh, hi. 835 00:51:26,621 --> 00:51:28,887 I was just on my way up to bed. 836 00:51:28,889 --> 00:51:30,458 Okay. 837 00:51:31,992 --> 00:51:33,361 Yeah... um... 838 00:51:35,963 --> 00:51:39,564 if you see Sam, will you send him up? 839 00:51:39,566 --> 00:51:40,901 Okay. 840 00:51:53,079 --> 00:51:55,013 - Good night. - Good night. 841 00:51:55,015 --> 00:51:56,651 - Good night. - Night. 842 00:52:03,457 --> 00:52:06,459 You know, I'm feeling a little bushed myself. 843 00:52:06,461 --> 00:52:08,760 I think it's the jet lag. 844 00:52:08,762 --> 00:52:10,162 Are you sure? 845 00:52:10,164 --> 00:52:11,729 Yeah. 846 00:52:11,731 --> 00:52:14,733 - Really? - Yeah. 847 00:52:14,735 --> 00:52:15,903 Sleep well. 848 00:52:19,072 --> 00:52:21,575 This is the best wine I've ever had. 849 00:52:24,010 --> 00:52:26,178 Normally it's an okay little winery... 850 00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:29,684 but 2009 knocked it out of the park. 851 00:52:33,053 --> 00:52:36,187 And, it goes deliciously with these chocolates. 852 00:52:36,189 --> 00:52:37,858 Oh, thank you. 853 00:52:47,133 --> 00:52:48,102 Ah, you're making me dizzy. 854 00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:57,075 Be quiet! 855 00:52:57,077 --> 00:52:59,812 - My dad... - You be quiet. My dad. 856 00:52:59,814 --> 00:53:01,116 Harold! 857 00:53:34,615 --> 00:53:36,685 I wasn't a very good husband. 858 00:53:38,919 --> 00:53:41,923 Or father, either, for that matter. 859 00:53:43,256 --> 00:53:45,193 Just couldn't say no... 860 00:53:46,827 --> 00:53:49,193 to the work... 861 00:53:49,195 --> 00:53:51,796 to the women... 862 00:53:51,798 --> 00:53:53,168 to life's pleasures. 863 00:53:57,271 --> 00:54:02,142 And marriage puts a stop to all that, doesn't it? 864 00:54:03,276 --> 00:54:05,045 It does tend to, yes. 865 00:54:07,847 --> 00:54:10,783 "The cradle rocks above an abyss..." 866 00:54:10,785 --> 00:54:15,086 "and common sense tells us that our existence..." 867 00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:17,323 "is but a brief crack of light..." 868 00:54:17,325 --> 00:54:20,358 "between two eternities of darkness". 869 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,196 Vladamir Nabakov. 870 00:54:27,802 --> 00:54:31,206 Our time in the light is nearly done. 871 00:54:33,374 --> 00:54:35,841 I sometimes wonder... 872 00:54:35,843 --> 00:54:39,945 if we should really be saying no to anything... 873 00:54:39,947 --> 00:54:43,919 before we face the long night. 874 00:54:47,954 --> 00:54:51,559 So I'm making a collection of face masks. 875 00:54:53,126 --> 00:54:54,859 What do you think? 876 00:54:54,861 --> 00:54:57,997 You've done this professionally, right? 877 00:54:57,999 --> 00:55:02,166 Well, I don't know, like I've never actually been paid for it. 878 00:55:02,168 --> 00:55:06,805 So, I don't think you could say that I'm a professional. 879 00:55:06,807 --> 00:55:09,341 But, I've done it like 50 times... 880 00:55:09,343 --> 00:55:12,080 and I've only lost two people. 881 00:55:13,814 --> 00:55:14,946 - Lost? - Yeah. 882 00:55:14,948 --> 00:55:15,749 Wait a minute. 883 00:55:17,684 --> 00:55:21,088 The breathing part is a bit tricky. 884 00:55:23,356 --> 00:55:25,791 Okay. 885 00:55:25,793 --> 00:55:27,925 Stop. 886 00:55:27,927 --> 00:55:29,096 You're ticklish. 887 00:55:43,376 --> 00:55:45,179 Sorry, kid. 888 00:55:47,180 --> 00:55:49,316 What're you made of, rocks? 889 00:55:51,885 --> 00:55:54,288 All right, I can do this. 890 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,197 Okay. Okay. Okay. 891 00:56:18,244 --> 00:56:19,713 Did you lose something? 892 00:56:23,416 --> 00:56:25,185 Yeah, yeah, actually. 893 00:56:27,287 --> 00:56:30,421 The engagement ring that you never gave back. 894 00:56:30,423 --> 00:56:31,789 Oh. 895 00:56:31,791 --> 00:56:33,291 Well it's not down there. 896 00:56:33,293 --> 00:56:35,426 - Really? - No. 897 00:56:35,428 --> 00:56:37,032 Wanna check the other side? 898 00:56:43,269 --> 00:56:44,970 Okay, okay, wait-wait-wait. 899 00:56:44,972 --> 00:56:48,307 Mackenzie can never, ever, ever know about this. 900 00:56:48,309 --> 00:56:50,745 - Oh, god. Or Sam. - Of course, of course. 901 00:56:53,747 --> 00:56:55,446 And Eve. 902 00:56:55,448 --> 00:56:58,052 - Don't tell your mother. Right? - Oh, God, no. God, no, not... 903 00:57:00,488 --> 00:57:02,387 And you know, Laurence... you know I love your father. 904 00:57:02,389 --> 00:57:04,189 - I do. I just... - No-no-no. 905 00:57:04,191 --> 00:57:05,791 God, he's the most fucking indiscreet person I know. 906 00:57:05,793 --> 00:57:06,992 Okay. 907 00:57:06,994 --> 00:57:08,327 - Oo! - Oh, god. Oh, god. 908 00:57:08,329 --> 00:57:09,861 Okay, I'm here. Here we go. 909 00:57:09,863 --> 00:57:11,131 Just carry on. 910 00:57:35,488 --> 00:57:37,421 What? 911 00:57:37,423 --> 00:57:39,490 I don't know who's worse. 912 00:57:39,492 --> 00:57:41,729 You, for putting this on. 913 00:57:43,164 --> 00:57:46,101 Or you for watching this. 914 00:58:20,099 --> 00:58:22,436 It's hardly a comedy. 915 00:58:30,043 --> 00:58:32,109 My love! 916 00:58:32,111 --> 00:58:33,579 Yes? 917 00:58:33,581 --> 00:58:34,879 My love! 918 00:58:34,881 --> 00:58:36,881 Harold, are you drunk? 919 00:58:36,883 --> 00:58:40,419 I just had the most smashing bottle of wine... 920 00:58:40,421 --> 00:58:43,354 with your smashing ex-husband... 921 00:58:43,356 --> 00:58:46,158 who I think is smashing, by the way. 922 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,994 Ah, well, I'm glad that's going so well. 923 00:58:48,996 --> 00:58:53,231 It is, but what's not going well, my dearest, is us. 924 00:58:53,233 --> 00:58:54,365 Oh, yes? 925 00:58:54,367 --> 00:59:00,204 Yeah, I'm pining for you. 926 00:59:00,206 --> 00:59:06,178 How can you leave me to languish on this moonlit night... 927 00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:10,249 alone in my bed, and you alone in yours? 928 00:59:10,251 --> 00:59:13,452 All right, Mr. Shakespeare, off you go. 929 00:59:13,454 --> 00:59:16,254 It's bad luck to sleep together the night before. 930 00:59:16,256 --> 00:59:19,894 - But I... - I'll bend the rules so far. 931 00:59:24,965 --> 00:59:26,501 That's your lot. 932 00:59:38,544 --> 00:59:41,849 I feel a lot of love about the things... 933 00:59:48,988 --> 00:59:51,155 Love is in the air. 934 00:59:51,157 --> 00:59:58,562 In the air. In the air, love, in the air. 935 00:59:58,564 --> 01:00:00,034 The last one's up. 936 01:00:05,639 --> 01:00:07,374 Laurence, my sofa! 937 01:00:15,182 --> 01:00:17,651 It's just a teensy, weensy bit of spillage. 938 01:00:20,287 --> 01:00:22,290 I'm gonna get another bottle. 939 01:00:38,271 --> 01:00:41,405 On the scale of bad ideas... 940 01:00:41,407 --> 01:00:44,542 where do you think this one is? 941 01:00:44,544 --> 01:00:48,579 I would say it's somewhere between... 942 01:00:48,581 --> 01:00:53,153 when I kissed George Michael, thinking it was you... 943 01:00:55,122 --> 01:00:58,689 and you remember that time I surprised you on tour? 944 01:00:58,691 --> 01:01:01,329 - Oh, yeah, that was bad. - That was terrible. 945 01:01:03,229 --> 01:01:05,396 - Listen, I... - Yeah, I... 946 01:01:05,398 --> 01:01:06,564 Mom! 947 01:01:06,566 --> 01:01:09,334 Fuck. Hey, will you turn the light out? 948 01:01:09,336 --> 01:01:11,169 Why? 949 01:01:11,171 --> 01:01:12,470 Mom! 950 01:01:12,472 --> 01:01:15,008 Okay, I'm gonna borrow this. Okay. 951 01:01:20,247 --> 01:01:21,646 What're you doing? 952 01:01:21,648 --> 01:01:23,582 I was just borrowing a book. Why are you up? 953 01:01:23,584 --> 01:01:25,249 I had a nightmare. 954 01:01:25,251 --> 01:01:27,519 You were singing one of your new songs. 955 01:01:27,521 --> 01:01:29,720 Yeah, it's pretty sick having your own blog, like... 956 01:01:29,722 --> 01:01:32,057 you can just post whatever you want. 957 01:01:32,059 --> 01:01:34,392 My mom or whoever can't come on and be like... 958 01:01:34,394 --> 01:01:36,063 "You can't post that." 959 01:01:40,066 --> 01:01:43,501 Oh, whoop. My god, I do not fuckin' believe that. 960 01:01:43,503 --> 01:01:45,336 - That is my phone. - Who's the Boss? 961 01:01:45,338 --> 01:01:46,805 That's my phone. 962 01:01:46,807 --> 01:01:49,307 - Give that to me. - It's the size of a fucking log. 963 01:01:49,309 --> 01:01:52,544 Saffie, that spanking could do some serious damage. 964 01:01:52,546 --> 01:01:54,613 Get the fuck off of me! 965 01:01:54,615 --> 01:01:57,118 And don't you dare call me Saffie, you nosey bitch. 966 01:02:00,053 --> 01:02:01,419 What? 967 01:02:27,081 --> 01:02:29,180 - That star over there. - What is that? 968 01:02:29,182 --> 01:02:31,418 I don't know, is it? I'm asking you. 969 01:02:48,302 --> 01:02:51,338 Now who's the boss, Saffie? Slut! 970 01:03:07,186 --> 01:03:08,488 God! 971 01:03:26,305 --> 01:03:27,707 Yes! 972 01:04:12,352 --> 01:04:14,522 Fuck. 973 01:04:17,758 --> 01:04:19,660 Fuck. 974 01:04:35,776 --> 01:04:37,709 Aw, fuck! 975 01:04:37,711 --> 01:04:41,282 Fuck! Fuck! 976 01:05:15,414 --> 01:05:17,485 Oh my god. 977 01:05:22,322 --> 01:05:25,660 The sofa looks like Gorbachev's forehead. 978 01:05:43,843 --> 01:05:45,345 Oh, god. 979 01:06:25,485 --> 01:06:27,686 I'm not gonna marry Harold. 980 01:06:27,688 --> 01:06:29,354 What? Why? 981 01:06:29,356 --> 01:06:33,091 I've been up all night, pacing around. 982 01:06:33,093 --> 01:06:36,361 What was I thinking, getting married again? 983 01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:39,363 I have my family, the people that've made the most of me. 984 01:06:39,365 --> 01:06:42,334 And you know what I realized? 985 01:06:42,336 --> 01:06:45,937 There is only so much room in the ol' attic. 986 01:06:45,939 --> 01:06:48,409 Okay, sorry. You lost me. 987 01:06:49,508 --> 01:06:51,075 New people. 988 01:06:51,077 --> 01:06:54,012 All that baggage has to go somewhere. 989 01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:56,381 To make room, I'd have to start rearranging everything... 990 01:06:56,383 --> 01:06:57,752 that's already up here. 991 01:07:00,387 --> 01:07:03,658 New or different doesn't necessarily mean better. 992 01:07:07,394 --> 01:07:09,063 What am I gonna do? 993 01:07:11,965 --> 01:07:17,001 Well, we've been here before, having similar conversations... 994 01:07:17,003 --> 01:07:20,905 normally after the marriage has taken place. 995 01:07:20,907 --> 01:07:25,977 So, in a way, I suppose we could say, we're making progress. 996 01:07:27,447 --> 01:07:28,883 Come in. 997 01:07:44,798 --> 01:07:47,664 It's disgusting! It's despicable! 998 01:07:47,666 --> 01:07:49,901 - It's embarrassing! - What? What? 999 01:07:49,903 --> 01:07:53,738 How many other of my friends have you shagged! 1000 01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:55,173 - Oh, not now... - Tell me, Dad! 1001 01:07:55,175 --> 01:07:56,608 How many are there? 1002 01:07:56,610 --> 01:07:58,041 - Just tell me! - What do you take me for? 1003 01:07:58,043 --> 01:08:01,381 What do you mean? A fucking pervert! 1004 01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:04,816 - Where is that... - Rose. 1005 01:08:04,818 --> 01:08:07,117 Rose! Darling! 1006 01:08:07,119 --> 01:08:08,952 Where are you, bitch? 1007 01:08:08,954 --> 01:08:12,457 You fucking slut! I'm gonna knock your head off! 1008 01:08:12,459 --> 01:08:15,593 Fucking my dad? What the fuck is wrong with you? 1009 01:08:18,097 --> 01:08:21,533 Wow. This got more hits than the piano-playing kitty. 1010 01:08:21,535 --> 01:08:24,535 What do we have here? 1011 01:08:24,537 --> 01:08:30,507 Looks like Harold... no, "The Boss" and Saffie. 1012 01:08:30,509 --> 01:08:32,877 If I ever see her again, I'm gonna kill her. 1013 01:08:32,879 --> 01:08:34,611 Although it is lucky that she happened to be outside... 1014 01:08:34,613 --> 01:08:36,480 with her phone. 1015 01:08:36,482 --> 01:08:37,748 Pink's a blogger, Dad. 'Course she had her phone. 1016 01:08:37,750 --> 01:08:39,818 Oh my god... 1017 01:08:39,820 --> 01:08:41,618 I can't believe I'm getting this... 1018 01:08:41,620 --> 01:08:46,526 on camera right now. Oh, yeah. "The Boss" is Harold. 1019 01:08:51,932 --> 01:08:53,765 Nice. That's awesome, Sam. 1020 01:08:53,767 --> 01:08:55,035 Good job, Sammy. 1021 01:09:00,639 --> 01:09:03,041 You knew, didn't you? 1022 01:09:03,043 --> 01:09:07,177 I wanted to come to see you, but I was... 1023 01:09:07,179 --> 01:09:11,048 wondering if maybe by now you had developed... 1024 01:09:11,050 --> 01:09:14,718 a spirit of wry realism... 1025 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:17,721 with regards to "happily ever after." 1026 01:09:17,723 --> 01:09:19,524 "Wry realism"? 1027 01:09:19,526 --> 01:09:23,627 Yes, well, maybe you were finally ready to live with... 1028 01:09:23,629 --> 01:09:25,663 bumpily ever after. 1029 01:09:25,665 --> 01:09:28,266 Bumpily ever after? 1030 01:09:28,268 --> 01:09:30,200 You think I'm making a mistake? 1031 01:09:30,202 --> 01:09:32,136 With Harold? No. 1032 01:09:32,138 --> 01:09:34,739 Harold's fine. I personally have nothing against him. 1033 01:09:34,741 --> 01:09:37,876 But you deserve way, way better. 1034 01:09:37,878 --> 01:09:41,678 You deserve to be loved... 1035 01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:44,015 because you've always been there to give love. 1036 01:09:44,017 --> 01:09:45,617 You deserve to be honored... 1037 01:09:45,619 --> 01:09:48,852 because you carried this family... 1038 01:09:48,854 --> 01:09:51,989 single-handedly on your shoulders. 1039 01:09:51,991 --> 01:09:56,026 And now it's your turn to take a ride. 1040 01:09:56,028 --> 01:10:00,064 My love, you spent the entire night pacing back and forth... 1041 01:10:00,066 --> 01:10:03,066 in your jammies, and you still look so damn cute. 1042 01:10:03,068 --> 01:10:06,703 And that deserves to be cherished. 1043 01:10:06,705 --> 01:10:08,641 And maybe it was no... 1044 01:10:11,177 --> 01:10:15,749 accident that Harold messed up last night. 1045 01:10:44,076 --> 01:10:46,012 Oh, Dad. 1046 01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:51,114 You've embarrassed us. 1047 01:10:51,116 --> 01:10:52,749 What you did... 1048 01:10:52,751 --> 01:10:57,223 it was just creepy in so many ways. 1049 01:10:58,924 --> 01:11:01,959 - You watched her grow up. - I know. 1050 01:11:01,961 --> 01:11:04,328 She was Rose's best friend, for God's sake! 1051 01:11:04,330 --> 01:11:08,632 I know. I never meant... it was... 1052 01:11:08,634 --> 01:11:10,968 I want... I just... 1053 01:11:10,970 --> 01:11:13,171 I packed up all my books. 1054 01:11:13,173 --> 01:11:17,775 I really wanted this to work. 1055 01:11:17,777 --> 01:11:20,848 Such a fucking idiot. 1056 01:11:22,081 --> 01:11:24,215 Yeah, you are. 1057 01:11:24,217 --> 01:11:27,851 I thought it was romantic. 1058 01:11:27,853 --> 01:11:29,953 I thought you'd finally found someone... 1059 01:11:29,955 --> 01:11:33,291 to spend the rest of your life with. 1060 01:11:33,293 --> 01:11:35,126 That you weren't gonna be alone. 1061 01:11:35,128 --> 01:11:37,060 I wasn't gonna have to worry about you... 1062 01:11:37,062 --> 01:11:38,796 living on cold pizza anymore. 1063 01:11:38,798 --> 01:11:41,802 Oh, darling, that was not our relationship. 1064 01:11:45,170 --> 01:11:47,840 I thought you'd changed. 1065 01:11:49,041 --> 01:11:50,678 I'm so, so sorry. 1066 01:11:53,013 --> 01:11:55,683 - Come on... - What am I gonna do? 1067 01:12:05,825 --> 01:12:08,860 Well, first of all... 1068 01:12:08,862 --> 01:12:11,899 I'm not the one you should be apologizing to. 1069 01:12:13,433 --> 01:12:16,668 And then, we'll all go back to London... 1070 01:12:16,670 --> 01:12:20,171 and to the shame of you having been caught having sex... 1071 01:12:20,173 --> 01:12:24,976 with a woman nearly 40 years your junior. 1072 01:12:24,978 --> 01:12:27,444 And then you'll have to move to Italy... 1073 01:12:27,446 --> 01:12:30,351 where they don't have a problem with that sort of thing. 1074 01:13:52,866 --> 01:13:57,802 I gather you've heard, I've gone and ballsed this up. 1075 01:13:57,804 --> 01:13:59,403 My cue to exit. 1076 01:13:59,405 --> 01:14:02,942 No... you may as well stay. 1077 01:14:06,379 --> 01:14:10,448 Eve, I really wanted to be that man. 1078 01:14:10,450 --> 01:14:14,519 The best man, you know, for you! 1079 01:14:14,521 --> 01:14:18,922 You were so utterly... 1080 01:14:18,924 --> 01:14:23,261 fucking fabulous and gorgeous and smart and charming. 1081 01:14:23,263 --> 01:14:26,564 And I thought I could change. 1082 01:14:26,566 --> 01:14:30,802 But it's just not me. 1083 01:14:30,804 --> 01:14:34,437 I'm so sorry that I have caused you this humiliation. 1084 01:14:34,439 --> 01:14:38,879 I just wish I could have it all directed at me. 1085 01:14:43,215 --> 01:14:45,084 Harold. 1086 01:14:47,085 --> 01:14:51,254 You might want to think about growing up. 1087 01:14:51,256 --> 01:14:55,159 Chasing 25-year-olds at your age... 1088 01:14:55,161 --> 01:14:58,029 it looks very sad. 1089 01:14:58,031 --> 01:15:00,163 I look like a swine. 1090 01:15:00,165 --> 01:15:04,168 Way more sad than that. 1091 01:15:04,170 --> 01:15:07,305 I am so fucked! 1092 01:15:07,307 --> 01:15:10,373 Harold, before you start flagellating yourself... 1093 01:15:10,375 --> 01:15:13,310 like a monk, may I say something? 1094 01:15:13,312 --> 01:15:17,547 Eve is a fabulous woman. She's a major catch. 1095 01:15:17,549 --> 01:15:20,918 And I'd say that sadly, from experience... 1096 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,520 you're the one who lost out here. 1097 01:15:23,522 --> 01:15:26,324 And, if it makes you feel any better... 1098 01:15:26,326 --> 01:15:29,560 the reason I'm here in her bedroom is because... 1099 01:15:29,562 --> 01:15:33,029 she wanted to tell me that she wasn't going... 1100 01:15:33,031 --> 01:15:37,200 through with the marriage, and this was before... 1101 01:15:37,202 --> 01:15:40,971 you broke the internet with your... 1102 01:15:40,973 --> 01:15:44,844 Legends of the AARP vine. 1103 01:16:07,634 --> 01:16:09,633 Hey. 1104 01:16:09,635 --> 01:16:11,534 I'm so sorry. 1105 01:16:11,536 --> 01:16:13,270 You know what? 1106 01:16:13,272 --> 01:16:16,142 When it comes to apologizing for parents who behave badly... 1107 01:16:17,576 --> 01:16:20,146 we are a family of world champs. 1108 01:16:23,415 --> 01:16:25,151 - Thank you. - Sure. 1109 01:16:27,253 --> 01:16:31,254 I did not expect this weekend to pan out like this. 1110 01:16:31,256 --> 01:16:33,291 No. 1111 01:16:33,293 --> 01:16:36,092 How is everybody? 1112 01:16:36,094 --> 01:16:38,930 Rose and Saffron aren't speaking. 1113 01:16:38,932 --> 01:16:41,265 I don't think they ever will again. 1114 01:16:41,267 --> 01:16:42,934 That bad, huh? 1115 01:16:42,936 --> 01:16:45,368 Well, not until they both coincidentally... 1116 01:16:45,370 --> 01:16:48,174 have teenage children in rehab in Minnesota. 1117 01:16:50,509 --> 01:16:52,178 How 'bout you? 1118 01:16:53,579 --> 01:16:57,080 I think I'm done trying to worry everyone... 1119 01:16:57,082 --> 01:16:59,150 into making the right decision. 1120 01:16:59,152 --> 01:17:01,418 They always make the same stupid decision... 1121 01:17:01,420 --> 01:17:03,620 they were going to anyway. 1122 01:17:03,622 --> 01:17:06,293 I think it's my turn to make a stupid decision, actually. 1123 01:17:16,536 --> 01:17:18,368 I'm sorry, that was really stupid, wasn't it... 1124 01:17:18,370 --> 01:17:20,106 No, no, no, no. 1125 01:17:22,709 --> 01:17:24,644 I can be way more stupid than that. 1126 01:17:39,759 --> 01:17:42,129 So how did you see this weekend panning out? 1127 01:17:43,329 --> 01:17:46,532 Well, kinda like this. 1128 01:17:48,735 --> 01:17:50,269 And what gave you that impression? 1129 01:17:52,472 --> 01:17:54,675 How we chop mint. 1130 01:17:56,342 --> 01:17:58,245 We've got the same taste in music. 1131 01:17:59,679 --> 01:18:01,745 That is important. 1132 01:18:01,747 --> 01:18:04,080 Yes, it is. 1133 01:18:04,082 --> 01:18:06,350 And... 1134 01:18:06,352 --> 01:18:10,687 you got a whole lotta new material for your next novel. 1135 01:18:10,689 --> 01:18:12,392 Oh yeah, masses. 1136 01:18:14,293 --> 01:18:15,728 You know what I think? 1137 01:18:17,330 --> 01:18:19,265 I think you should stay in New York... 1138 01:18:21,099 --> 01:18:24,271 and do a little research on some of the American characters. 1139 01:18:27,773 --> 01:18:29,407 Well, I can think of one. 1140 01:18:29,409 --> 01:18:31,208 Okay. 1141 01:18:31,210 --> 01:18:35,445 But, I'm a little worried that he wants to eat me... 1142 01:18:35,447 --> 01:18:38,718 with some fava beans and nice Chianti. 1143 01:18:40,253 --> 01:18:42,752 Look, I think I oughtta tell you something. 1144 01:18:50,362 --> 01:18:53,396 You don't have to say goodbye. Just jump in the car. 1145 01:18:53,398 --> 01:18:54,532 It's great to see you. 1146 01:18:54,534 --> 01:18:55,602 - Thank you so much. - Bye. 1147 01:18:57,303 --> 01:18:59,305 Bye. Bye. 1148 01:19:15,088 --> 01:19:18,655 I have a lot of answering to do, to all of you... 1149 01:19:18,657 --> 01:19:20,791 and I will. 1150 01:19:20,793 --> 01:19:24,160 But for now, I want you to know... 1151 01:19:24,162 --> 01:19:26,797 that I'm so sorry for having let you all down. 1152 01:19:26,799 --> 01:19:31,202 But, I promise you, we will get over this... 1153 01:19:31,204 --> 01:19:33,236 and we will move forward, together. 1154 01:19:33,238 --> 01:19:35,472 Yeah. Right, Dad. 1155 01:19:35,474 --> 01:19:37,274 I'm stopping off in New York. 1156 01:19:37,276 --> 01:19:38,575 What? 1157 01:19:38,577 --> 01:19:41,311 Probably gonna stay for a few months. 1158 01:19:41,313 --> 01:19:42,846 You two are on your own. 1159 01:19:42,848 --> 01:19:44,181 No, Clemmie. 1160 01:19:44,183 --> 01:19:47,454 You'll be fine. You'll be fine. 1161 01:19:51,691 --> 01:19:53,824 Mom... 1162 01:19:53,826 --> 01:19:57,461 if you sleep with your friend, does it ruin the friendship? 1163 01:19:57,463 --> 01:20:00,730 - Oh, well, it never did for me. - Really? 1164 01:20:00,732 --> 01:20:02,900 Yeah, but, I can count my real friends on one hand. 1165 01:20:02,902 --> 01:20:06,270 I mean, actually I don't even need one hand. 1166 01:20:06,272 --> 01:20:10,474 You know, the important part is... 1167 01:20:10,476 --> 01:20:13,877 not working on staying friends afterwards. 1168 01:20:13,879 --> 01:20:17,347 That's what ruins it. 1169 01:20:17,349 --> 01:20:19,617 But you don't have to worry about that, 'cause you know... 1170 01:20:19,619 --> 01:20:21,418 you're gonna have kids with like 15 fingers. 1171 01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:22,619 - You're gonna have way bigger... - Oh, my god. 1172 01:20:22,621 --> 01:20:24,254 things to worry about. 1173 01:20:24,256 --> 01:20:25,623 - Giant gloves. - That's not... 1174 01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:27,690 - Maybe mittens. - That's not even funny. 1175 01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:28,727 That's better, right? 1176 01:20:30,795 --> 01:20:32,262 All right. 1177 01:20:32,264 --> 01:20:34,364 I'm a good mommy. 1178 01:20:34,366 --> 01:20:35,900 - Yeah. - I gotta go. 1179 01:20:35,902 --> 01:20:39,706 - Why? - I gotta go call Sam's dad. 1180 01:20:40,805 --> 01:20:42,373 Okay. 1181 01:20:49,482 --> 01:20:52,119 Oh, god, I'm gonna have to say something. 1182 01:21:09,402 --> 01:21:11,271 I'll do it. 1183 01:21:37,396 --> 01:21:41,899 Hello, everyone. I have an announcement to make. 1184 01:21:41,901 --> 01:21:46,604 After much deliberation and mature reflection... 1185 01:21:46,606 --> 01:21:48,439 by the parties in question... 1186 01:21:48,441 --> 01:21:51,641 it has been mutually decided... 1187 01:21:51,643 --> 01:21:54,511 that the advertised wedding... 1188 01:21:54,513 --> 01:21:56,614 will not be going forward. 1189 01:21:56,616 --> 01:22:01,385 Now, I know that's a disappointment to everyone... 1190 01:22:01,387 --> 01:22:04,421 but, look at it this way... 1191 01:22:04,423 --> 01:22:09,763 at least we won't have to have pasta afta the ballet. 1192 01:22:11,664 --> 01:22:13,867 Too soon. Very well. 1193 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:16,702 Boys. 1194 01:22:19,304 --> 01:22:23,606 Boys, if you would, a clever and imaginative toast, please? 1195 01:22:23,608 --> 01:22:25,342 To calling it off? 1196 01:22:25,344 --> 01:22:30,314 Well done. To Eve and Harold for calling it off. 1197 01:22:30,316 --> 01:22:31,649 Cheers. 1198 01:22:31,651 --> 01:22:33,583 To Eve and Harold for calling it off. 1199 01:22:33,585 --> 01:22:37,620 However, Judge McCaffery is here. Everything is set up. 1200 01:22:37,622 --> 01:22:40,757 Why not take advantage? 1201 01:22:40,759 --> 01:22:44,360 So would anyone like to get married today? 1202 01:22:44,362 --> 01:22:46,497 Anybody at all? It's all on us. 1203 01:22:46,499 --> 01:22:51,001 Actually, it's on Eve, because I'm incredibly cheap. 1204 01:22:51,003 --> 01:22:52,738 Anybody? 1205 01:22:54,839 --> 01:22:59,376 No, okay. Well, I have a suggestion. 1206 01:22:59,378 --> 01:23:01,712 Eve? 1207 01:23:01,714 --> 01:23:04,718 Eve, show yourself! 1208 01:23:18,363 --> 01:23:23,033 My dear, before another marriage ends in divorce or death... 1209 01:23:23,035 --> 01:23:27,503 why don't we just cut to the chase and tie the knot? 1210 01:23:28,674 --> 01:23:30,407 What? 1211 01:23:30,409 --> 01:23:33,077 I mean, if there is somebody else you'd like to marry... 1212 01:23:33,079 --> 01:23:36,883 first, before you remarry me, that's... that's fine. 1213 01:23:38,416 --> 01:23:39,917 Boys, what do you think? 1214 01:23:39,919 --> 01:23:41,017 You're on your own here, Dad. 1215 01:23:41,019 --> 01:23:42,819 Oh I definitely wanna hear this. 1216 01:23:42,821 --> 01:23:46,523 Mom, it's Dad, so, a prenup is a must. 1217 01:23:46,525 --> 01:23:49,062 Thanks, kids, you're out of the will. 1218 01:23:54,032 --> 01:23:58,368 Eve, I've done some stupid things in my life. 1219 01:23:58,370 --> 01:24:02,708 But that was actually the younger, dumber me. 1220 01:24:04,809 --> 01:24:08,378 I remember him well. 1221 01:24:08,380 --> 01:24:11,481 I constantly hear people say... 1222 01:24:11,483 --> 01:24:16,686 they're looking for the person they wanna grow old with. 1223 01:24:16,688 --> 01:24:21,124 But we're here, now... living it right now. 1224 01:24:21,126 --> 01:24:24,395 I wanna grow old with you. 1225 01:24:24,397 --> 01:24:27,965 I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. 1226 01:24:27,967 --> 01:24:30,967 Will you be my wife? 1227 01:24:30,969 --> 01:24:33,039 Will you marry me? 1228 01:24:35,473 --> 01:24:39,075 Again? 1229 01:24:52,724 --> 01:24:54,858 Yes. 1230 01:25:08,706 --> 01:25:10,075 Come on down here. 1231 01:25:11,844 --> 01:25:13,446 I do. 1232 01:25:17,049 --> 01:25:19,986 Then I pronounce you man and wife. 1233 01:25:46,711 --> 01:25:49,613 All-in-all, I would have to say, it was one of Eve's... 1234 01:25:49,615 --> 01:25:53,115 more entertaining family get-togethers. 1235 01:25:53,117 --> 01:25:56,653 Laughter, tears, love, and sex. 1236 01:25:56,655 --> 01:25:58,855 Who could quibble? 1237 01:25:58,857 --> 01:26:01,123 Do you know where your grandmother is? 1238 01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:03,726 Sorry, one second, I'll be right back... 1239 01:26:03,728 --> 01:26:05,962 I just wanted to show her something. 1240 01:26:05,964 --> 01:26:08,765 And, could you cut the "grandmother" bit? 1241 01:26:08,767 --> 01:26:10,135 Otherwise, it's... 1242 01:26:16,976 --> 01:26:18,609 Actors. 1243 01:27:47,265 --> 01:27:49,166 Look at them. 1244 01:27:49,168 --> 01:27:51,001 Standing around the piano like they're singing... 1245 01:27:51,003 --> 01:27:53,136 The Circle of Life... 1246 01:27:53,138 --> 01:27:56,138 when they're actually singing a song about cheating. 1247 01:27:56,140 --> 01:27:58,108 See, I told you. 1248 01:27:58,110 --> 01:28:04,047 When it comes to my family, love is just one big mystery. 1249 01:29:11,683 --> 01:29:13,652 Wait for it. 1250 01:29:16,254 --> 01:29:17,990 Wait. 1251 01:29:19,323 --> 01:29:21,094 Going. 1252 01:29:22,728 --> 01:29:24,230 Going. 1253 01:29:26,964 --> 01:29:28,668 Gone. 1254 01:29:36,942 --> 01:29:39,712 Almost dark. 1255 01:29:50,723 --> 01:29:51,821 There. 1256 01:29:55,202 --> 01:30:00,202 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1257 01:30:01,305 --> 01:30:07,291 www.fmsubs.com