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You speak our words?

2
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Yes. We speak your words.

3
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Where is your village?

4
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Pasadena?

5
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- P... Pasadena.
- Pasadena.

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Just east of Glendale?

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- Glendale. Glendale.
- Glendale.

8
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Yeah, just north of the 134.
What the hell are we doing here?

9
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Would you like to come back
to our village?

10
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We have food and places to rest.

11
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Water to bathe in,
companions to sleep with.

12
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Hang on. Question.

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When you say "sweep with,"
do you mean sex?

14
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Of course.

15
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Daddy's home.

16
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- What's the catch?
- Catch?

17
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What do you want in return?

18
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Just the pleasure of knowing
we met your needs.

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Follow-up question.

20
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What if some of the needs
are a wittle unusual?

21
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Shush!

22
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We'd be honored
to accept your hospitality.

23
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Our village isn't far. Walk with us.

24
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So far, this is my favorite universe.

25
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Hey, is it weird that a primitive tribe

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with no contact with the outside world,

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no technology, speaks English?

28
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Maybe we're speaking their language.

29
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Well, if that's the case,
how can I say the word "helicopter"?

30
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They obviously don't have helicopters.

31
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We say "unicorn,"
but we don't have unicorns.

32
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I don't want to talk about this anymore.

33
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You are beautiful to look at.

34
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Me?

35
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Has no one ever told you this before?

36
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My mom.

37
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But she said it was an inner beauty.

38
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Would you like to share my bed tonight?

39
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Yes, please.

40
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Thank you.

41
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Everything's so fresh.

42
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It's like living in the produce section
of Whole Foods.

43
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Should we be concerned?

44
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Maybe.

45
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Probably.

46
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Sowwy. My dogs are barking.

47
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What are you doing?

48
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These are good. I will wear them.

49
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Like hell you will. They're mine.

50
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- "Mine"? What is "mine"?
- They belong to me.

51
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I went to Foot Wocker and waited an hour
for the idiot kid to find my size. Mine.

52
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- Mine.
- No, you say "yours."

53
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- Yours.
- Thank you. Mine.

54
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Mine.

55
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- Yours.
- Thank you.

56
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Oh, look, Kripke made a friend.

57
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What are you gonna do with one shoe?

58
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- No, no. Both mine. Both...
- Both mine.

59
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- Both mine.
- Both mine?

60
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- Morning.
- It's so beautiful here.

61
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Peaceful.

62
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Glad you like it,
'cause we ain't going anywhere.

63
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- You couldn't fix the machine?
- Me? Fix it? No.

64
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I come from a long line of people
who call a guy.

65
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- So what are we supposed to do?
- I don't know.

66
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Look for a hut in a neighborhood
with good schools?

67
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Oh, God. I forgot about our kids.

68
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It's okay. Don't worry about it.
They... They... They weren't real.

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They were projections
from a malevolent force

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keeping us enslaved in a false reality.

71
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- Yeah, but they were ours.
- Yeah.

72
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So, we're really stuck here?

73
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Well, hang on.

74
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Someone's been sending me messages.

75
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Maybe they'll tell us
how to fix the machine.

76
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But there's no technology here.
How do you send a message?

77
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Primitive cultures had
lots of ways to communicate.

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Drums, smoke signals...

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a third thing.

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Did you enjoy our sex last night?

81
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It was great. Also, I love you.

82
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Then I love you.

83
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Chana, would you like
to share my bed tonight?

84
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Sure.

85
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What the fuck?

86
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- Question.
- Yes?

87
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I don't want to come off clingy
or anything,

88
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but I thought you and I
had something special together.

89
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We do.

90
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Then why are you gonna be
with that guy tonight?

91
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- He asked.
- Oh, I don't like that.

92
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Why?

93
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Well, we do things differently
where I come from.

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- Pasadena?
- Yeah.

95
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When a man and a woman love each other,

96
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they're monogamous.

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What is "monogamous"?

98
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They only have sex with one another.

99
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And everyone in Pasadena does this?

100
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Well, I can't speak for everyone,
but a lot of them.

101
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Definitely more than in Beverly Hills.

102
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And monogamous makes them happy?

103
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I know it would make me happy.

104
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I do want that.

105
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I will think about your monogamous.

106
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Thanks.

107
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I have a girlfriend.

108
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- Thank you.
- Oh, you're very welcome.

109
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- So happy.
- Oh. We aim to pwease.

110
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Hey.

111
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- Nice work in there.
- You too.

112
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And you...

113
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You are getting a...
a hand-written thank-you note. Come on.

114
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I could kill for a protein shake.

115
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But if there are infinite universes,
maybe there's one

116
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where the English language evolved
entirely on its own.

117
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Without an England?

118
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Excuse me.

119
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- Yes?
- Is that shit?

120
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Yes. Bear.

121
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You want to take a crack at this?

122
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Why?

123
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Don't people in Pasadena look
for signs and omens in animal droppings?

124
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There's probably someone.

125
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Wait, you find messages in bear shit?

126
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Oh, yes.

127
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When will the rains come?
Will our women be fertile?

128
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Of course.

129
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Primitive cultures,
signs in animal droppings.

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- Mind if I jump in?
- What are you doing?

131
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If we're gonna receive a message
in this universe,

132
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- maybe this is how.
- In shit?

133
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I don't make the rules, Denise.
Now, you wanna help me,

134
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or you wanna stand there
looking disgusted?

135
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Oh, disgusted, no question.

136
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So, for example,

137
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I have cwaimed this bowl

138
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because I don't want your germs,
which means this bowl is mine.

139
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My bowl.

140
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All the bowls are the same.
How do we know?

141
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Ah, good question.

142
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Wook here on the bottom.
I have put my mark.

143
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Now, I know you're all
charmingwy iwiterate

144
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but this is a wetter, the wetter "K,"
as in "keep your hands

145
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- off Kwipke's bowl." Yeah?
- Isn't it better

146
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- if we all share everything?
- Maybe if you're a pinko communist,

147
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but I don't have to tell you
how that worked out.

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How did that work out?

149
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This is my bowl, don't touch my bowl.

150
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Looks like nothing for me today.

151
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Good luck.

152
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- That's probably not coming out.
- Are we done?

153
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Hang on.

154
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Come here, look at this.

155
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- No.
- You need to see this.

156
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Oh, wow. "Use red quartz."

157
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But where are we gonna find that?

158
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No idea.

159
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Maybe in rabbit shit?

160
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- What are you doing?
- Mine.

161
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- What's that mean?
- It means it belongs to me.

162
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But that's not our way.
We... We share bowls.

163
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We... We share everything.

164
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Maybe if you're a commie...

165
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or a sociawist.

166
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Why are you crying?

167
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I'm just not used to being happy.

168
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- Chana?
- Oh, hi, Simpa.

169
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Not a good time, dude.

170
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You did not come to the hut
for lovemaking last night.

171
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Oh, yes. I am monogamous now.

172
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What is "monogamous"?

173
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I only have lovemaking with Bert.

174
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Yeah, she does.

175
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I do not like monogamous.

176
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It's got its pros and cons,
but can we talk about it later?

177
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I do not like it. At all.

178
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Now that we've made love,

179
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shall I prepare you a wonderful meal?

180
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Wow. You really get me.

181
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Oh. Do you guys have French toast?

182
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Now, by giving me these melons,

183
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you've established what is called cwedit,

184
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which you can weverage
for future purchases.

185
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Why not share the melons with everyone?

186
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Think it through. If you do that,
how does anyone get wich?

187
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- I have a question.
- Yeah, what's up, chief?

188
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Tell me about monogamous.

189
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That's a wittle complicated.

190
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Let's say you're fishing on a wake,

191
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and after a very wong time,
you finally catch a small blue fish.

192
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You take it home, you cook it, you eat it.

193
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It's dewicious.

194
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,316
So you decide you're only gonna eat

195
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,568
that same stupid fish
for the west of your wife,

196
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,239
even if another fish gives you
her phone number.

197
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,198
What if you want to be with someone,

198
00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:19,284
but they're doing monogamous
with someone else?

199
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,078
Been there. Three choices.

200
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,664
You can get over her, twicky without porn.

201
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,250
You can convince her
to cheat on the other guy,

202
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,877
but for that, you weawy need
a car with tinted windows.

203
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,295
And finawy,

204
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you figure out a way
to get wid of the other guy.

205
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,424
Like send him on a journey?

206
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,385
Yeah, or maybe he...

207
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,804
falls off a cwiff.

208
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,431
Happens.

209
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,645
Where are we gonna find red quartz?

210
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,648
No idea. Luckily, we know a geologist.

211
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,733
Oh, right, Bert.

212
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,860
You gonna tell him
you pawed through bear shit

213
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:53,945
to find a message?

214
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,989
- Nope.
- Can I?

215
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,116
Nope.

216
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,040
Hey, there.

217
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,169
Top of the morning to you.

218
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:10,794
Oh, good.

219
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,713
Bert, I figured out
how to get us out of here.

220
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,841
What about, "Nice to see you, Bert"?

221
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:18,177
- "What's going on, Bert?"
- All right, what's going on?

222
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,095
- I'm getting married.
- What?

223
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,389
Yeah, I asked Chana to marry me.

224
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,515
She said yes.

225
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,267
Does she even know what marriage is?

226
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,353
No, and don't you tell her.

227
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,772
Bert, I need to ask you
a geology question.

228
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,275
Is it how many times
can a geologist have sex

229
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,277
in a 24-hour period?

230
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,779
'Cause the answer's two.

231
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,698
No, it's where do we find red quartz?

232
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,242
- Why?
- To fix the machine. I got a message.

233
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,912
- Oh, tell him how you got it.
- Stop it.

234
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,873
- That's red quartz.
- Great, thanks.

235
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,000
Two times. Good for you.

236
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:53,086
Hey, uh... can I have that necklace?

237
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,671
No. Mine.

238
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,089
What happened to share everything?

239
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,092
Mine. We're not commies.

240
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:01,887
Kripke.

241
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,764
I suppose it's technically possible

242
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:06,183
for a society to develop Engwish
as a wanguage

243
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:09,186
without an Engwand,
but it seems unwikewy.

244
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,729
- That's what I said.
- Guys!

245
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,941
Of course, we could be speaking
their wanguage and not know it.

246
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,776
- I said that too.
- Listen to me!

247
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,694
- Ooh, not so wough on the tushy.
- Sorry.

248
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,363
I've been through the whole village.

249
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,366
There's one piece of red quartz,
and Gavel won't give it up.

250
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,870
I'm not surprised.
He's also a very selfish wover.

251
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,332
Kripke, without that red quartz,
we're never getting out of here.

252
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,750
Oh, tell him where you got the message.

253
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,877
- Would you please?
- Why don't you just steaw it?

254
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,295
You see the size of that guy?

255
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,173
So what? These people don't hit.
They don't fight.

256
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,509
It's like you had a TV show
called <i>Land of the Pussies.</i>

257
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,928
You're horrible.

258
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,847
You know what I say to that, Denise?
I say...

259
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,312
Was that cwear enough,
or should I wepeat myself?

260
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,859
I think he's asleep.

261
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,486
You think he's asleep or he's asleep?

262
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,863
He's asleep.

263
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,074
I think.

264
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,995
What if we just stay in this universe?

265
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,455
Do you like the outdoor toilets?

266
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,124
- What took you so long?
- I don't want to talk about it.

267
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,585
Mine.

268
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,756
- Now what?
- I don't know.

269
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,675
Maybe your pile of shit has a plan B.

270
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,344
Oh, good, Bert.

271
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,346
We need to find another piece
of red quartz.

272
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,972
Hold that thought.

273
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,641
Stuart Bloom, will you be my best man?

274
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,186
And Denise, we would be so honored

275
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,854
if you would perform the ceremony.

276
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,356
I would love to.

277
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,608
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Honey, sidebar.

278
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,277
I'm so happy for you guys.

279
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,072
- What are you doing?
- Oh, it's okay.

280
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,366
I'm a certified minister
of the Universal Life Church.

281
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,660
Which doesn't exist in this universe
and is bullshit in the one it does.

282
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,121
Well, fine. You walk over there
and tell your best friend

283
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,666
that he's not entitled
to a little bit of happiness.

284
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,213
Damn it.

285
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,465
Bert, I'd be very happy
to be your best man.

286
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,050
You don't look happy.

287
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,178
What do you want from me?
I ran out of Lexapro.

288
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,098
My bowl! It's mine!

289
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,101
That's weird.

290
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,736
Now.

291
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,491
<i>We've only just begun</i>

292
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,159
<i>To live</i>

293
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,830
<i>White lace and promises</i>

294
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,916
<i>A kiss for luck and we're on our way</i>

295
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,085
Thank you.

296
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:23,839
<i>Before the rising sun</i>

297
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:28,927
<i>We fly, so many roads to choose</i>

298
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:33,807
<i>We start off walking and learn to run</i>

299
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,059
<i>- Sharing horizons...</i>
- That's good, thank you.

300
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,395
Sure.

301
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,359
Oh, my God, I'm trying not to cry.

302
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,111
Bert, Chana,

303
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,864
you are about to embark
on an amazing adventure.

304
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,492
You're gonna set sail
in a boat made of love.

305
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,703
And how do we make that boat seaworthy?

306
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,874
We build a hull of trust,
a mast of compromise,

307
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,793
and to it we attach a sail made of dreams.

308
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,004
We get it, a boat.

309
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,633
I don't know about you guys,
but weddings make me horny.

310
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,471
Now, before we unite this man
and woman in holy matrimony,

311
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,264
does anyone object?

312
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,391
I do!

313
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,226
I... I do!

314
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,359
Monogamy is wrong!

315
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,406
We are not meant to possess
each other, or... or shoes,

316
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:35,702
or clothes, or bowls.

317
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,622
- My bowl?
- No, no.

318
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,291
It is everyone's bowl.

319
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,880
No, my bowl.

320
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,025
What got into these guys?

321
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,992
This is not the wedding I dreamed of.

322
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,104
Mine.

323
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,857
No, wait. Come back! No! No!

324
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,027
Forget it, Bert. It's Chana-Town.

325
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,530
Get it?

326
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,136
Oh, man.

327
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,431
- Sorry, Bert.
- Yeah, sorry.

328
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,558
I was happy there.

329
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,143
- It was paradise.
- Yeah.

330
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,603
So is Pasadena,

331
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,605
during the week
when Old Town isn't crowded.

332
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,148
I'm just gonna ask it one more time.

333
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,774
How were those people speaking Engwish?

334
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,694
Better question, are we finally
in a normal universe?

335
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:33,988
Eh, sure looks like it.

336
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,367
Seems normal to me.