1 00:00:38,599 --> 00:00:39,919 -Hi! -Hi! 2 00:00:41,199 --> 00:00:42,799 Nice to see you again. 3 00:00:43,508 --> 00:00:45,108 Been here a long time? 4 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:46,960 Just a little while. 5 00:00:48,713 --> 00:00:51,683 -I dreamt about you last night. -About me? 6 00:00:52,398 --> 00:00:55,948 And now you're standing here. Maybe you dreamt about me too. 7 00:00:58,032 --> 00:00:59,552 I don't think so… 8 00:01:01,499 --> 00:01:02,909 Maybe you forgot. 9 00:01:05,355 --> 00:01:06,535 What's this? 10 00:01:08,532 --> 00:01:09,602 Don Bosco. 11 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:14,330 Young people's patron saint. I have converted to Catholicism. 12 00:01:14,709 --> 00:01:15,779 Why? 13 00:01:18,025 --> 00:01:21,875 I felt so restricted as a Protestant. It was far too puritan. 14 00:01:22,558 --> 00:01:24,608 It wasn't me. See what I mean? 15 00:01:25,199 --> 00:01:26,699 I'm not quite sure. 16 00:01:27,438 --> 00:01:28,998 But you sing the same songs? 17 00:01:29,121 --> 00:01:31,571 There's not that much of a difference. 18 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:34,627 What if the two of us… 19 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:36,584 …meet again? 20 00:01:40,565 --> 00:01:44,525 -Isn't the age difference too big? -Did I say that? 21 00:01:45,932 --> 00:01:47,792 I must have been an idiot. 22 00:01:47,909 --> 00:01:51,269 I don't think there's an age difference anymore. 23 00:01:52,939 --> 00:01:54,819 How nice to see you! 24 00:01:55,391 --> 00:01:57,491 You've got summer in your hair. 25 00:01:57,950 --> 00:01:59,830 Summer in my hair? 26 00:02:02,119 --> 00:02:05,019 God did something very right when he created you. 27 00:03:14,274 --> 00:03:15,374 Hi. 28 00:03:15,675 --> 00:03:17,475 -Hi. -Hi, Joachim. 29 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:20,059 Here. 30 00:03:23,624 --> 00:03:24,944 Ready? 31 00:03:25,399 --> 00:03:27,059 Mustafa can't come. 32 00:03:28,329 --> 00:03:30,539 Good morning to you too. Relax. 33 00:03:30,728 --> 00:03:33,678 -He's trouble. -No, he's very nice. 34 00:03:36,159 --> 00:03:37,369 Coffee? 35 00:03:37,762 --> 00:03:40,112 -Yes. -Could you get me one as well? 36 00:03:43,731 --> 00:03:46,181 He likes it here, but it's not easy… 37 00:03:46,403 --> 00:03:48,313 …to find new friends at our age. 38 00:03:48,432 --> 00:03:51,962 So Joachim suggested we take some social responsibility. 39 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:55,182 We could invite him for dinner. 40 00:03:57,295 --> 00:03:59,315 Anyone can be invited for dinner. 41 00:03:59,438 --> 00:04:04,638 It's a tremendous vote of confidence to let him come and shoot big game. 42 00:04:07,218 --> 00:04:08,388 No… 43 00:04:09,304 --> 00:04:11,354 This is going to work out fine. 44 00:04:13,890 --> 00:04:16,200 He has passed the hunting license test? 45 00:04:16,318 --> 00:04:21,138 Typical inflexible attitude which makes integration difficult. 46 00:04:21,530 --> 00:04:23,380 He can take the test later. 47 00:04:24,646 --> 00:04:27,536 -Coffee. -Wonderful. Thank you. 48 00:04:31,999 --> 00:04:35,219 -This will be disastrous. -This will be fabulous. 49 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:52,169 -I'm looking forward to this. -Beautiful scenery in here. 50 00:04:52,294 --> 00:04:54,944 -Lots of elk this year. -This will be fun! 51 00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:02,120 Fun for us, but not for the elk, when we come around with this stuff! 52 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,162 Are you out of your mind?! 53 00:05:06,555 --> 00:05:08,685 You can't do that. 54 00:05:11,225 --> 00:05:13,285 You can't just shoot wildly! 55 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:25,170 Hello? 56 00:05:26,046 --> 00:05:27,196 Yes. Hi. 57 00:05:30,632 --> 00:05:31,702 Now? 58 00:05:33,532 --> 00:05:35,892 I thought we said 10. 59 00:05:37,932 --> 00:05:39,422 I was sure. 60 00:05:41,855 --> 00:05:44,925 Why don't you come in and wait? 61 00:05:45,754 --> 00:05:47,104 There we go. 62 00:05:48,238 --> 00:05:51,468 -Anything I can get you? -No, we're absolutely fine, Vidkun. 63 00:05:51,681 --> 00:05:54,291 I'll just get the kids on their way, 64 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:57,255 and I'll be ready. 65 00:06:01,366 --> 00:06:04,976 -Do we have time for this? -Did I ever miscalculate the time? 66 00:06:05,589 --> 00:06:07,449 -No. -We have lots of time. 67 00:06:07,641 --> 00:06:09,091 Just say goodbye. 68 00:06:10,206 --> 00:06:11,986 -Bye. -Goodbye! 69 00:06:13,932 --> 00:06:15,182 Bye. 70 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,980 -I feel I don't deserve it. -Yes, yes… 71 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,758 You do. 72 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:33,810 One thing worries me a bit. 73 00:06:34,004 --> 00:06:35,124 Rana… 74 00:06:35,774 --> 00:06:39,324 You've read about the giraffe's neck? 75 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:44,652 I think we have all read up on giraffes, Rana. 76 00:06:48,112 --> 00:06:49,862 You sit up front, Vidkun. 77 00:07:07,399 --> 00:07:09,699 -Get in. -Coming. 78 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,652 So, let's go. 79 00:07:33,732 --> 00:07:38,282 -Are you aiming your gun at Mustafa? -No, I'm just testing a bit. 80 00:07:38,698 --> 00:07:41,238 He just went over there to scout. 81 00:07:43,136 --> 00:07:46,496 -I thought he would stand over there? -Guess he found it a bit boring. 82 00:07:48,567 --> 00:07:51,027 You can't shoot branches! 83 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,420 Relax. We're on a trip, right? 84 00:07:55,832 --> 00:07:59,122 Shouldn't we just make the elk jump from a cliff? 85 00:07:59,243 --> 00:08:00,443 Even more fun! 86 00:08:01,891 --> 00:08:04,141 We have to relieve him of that gun. 87 00:08:05,731 --> 00:08:09,371 We have to tolerate some kidding around in the integration process. 88 00:08:09,554 --> 00:08:13,154 -100 kroner if you succeed. -100 kroner? 89 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:18,476 -It's nothing. -Show me! 90 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:23,729 It's just a modest present. Maybe you won't even like it. 91 00:08:23,846 --> 00:08:25,426 Of course I'll like it. 92 00:08:25,554 --> 00:08:27,204 Of course I'll like it! 93 00:08:37,932 --> 00:08:39,822 I don't really feel like it. 94 00:08:40,295 --> 00:08:42,265 I can hardly knit. 95 00:08:42,728 --> 00:08:45,038 Can't you become a Catholic too? 96 00:08:45,369 --> 00:08:48,849 They have so many nice traditions. 97 00:08:48,974 --> 00:08:52,074 More glitter and tinsel. It's more sexy. 98 00:08:56,008 --> 00:08:57,298 Come closer. 99 00:09:04,266 --> 00:09:05,606 Come on. 100 00:09:06,469 --> 00:09:09,629 Listen, I have to keep a little distance. 101 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:12,885 I'm just made of flesh and blood. 102 00:09:15,442 --> 00:09:18,212 But a knitted mitten is all right? 103 00:09:20,765 --> 00:09:22,785 I don't know if that's okay with me. 104 00:09:23,235 --> 00:09:24,605 You just have… 105 00:09:25,036 --> 00:09:26,406 …to feel it out. 106 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:33,498 Yes… 107 00:09:33,621 --> 00:09:36,651 How much time do you think you need? 108 00:09:40,011 --> 00:09:42,231 -I don't know. -Some are fast knitters, 109 00:09:42,347 --> 00:09:43,647 others are slow. 110 00:09:49,535 --> 00:09:51,595 Tomorrow we have to get it together. 111 00:09:52,268 --> 00:09:56,778 Move a whole lot more, not just wait for the animals to turn up. 112 00:09:57,142 --> 00:09:59,292 That's the passive Norwegian way. 113 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:03,775 That's how it's done, Mustafa. We've only got this area. 114 00:10:04,452 --> 00:10:09,812 It's so cumbersome and undynamic. Like so many things in Norway. 115 00:10:10,289 --> 00:10:11,689 It's so feminine! 116 00:10:12,191 --> 00:10:13,471 Feminine…! 117 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,676 That's not what I wanted to say. 118 00:10:20,776 --> 00:10:23,516 I want to thank you for bringing me here. 119 00:10:23,826 --> 00:10:27,176 It's immensely important to me to be included like this. 120 00:10:28,732 --> 00:10:31,532 You're a good guy. Sit down and have a drink. 121 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:40,105 If you refuse every time, we won't bother to bring you along. 122 00:10:40,317 --> 00:10:43,857 -I don't drink alcohol. -But we're on a trip. 123 00:10:44,309 --> 00:10:45,659 Like you said. 124 00:10:47,236 --> 00:10:48,556 That's right. 125 00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:50,061 We're on a trip. 126 00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:02,681 What's the matter with him? 127 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,427 Joachim becomes… 128 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,239 …very affectionate after a few drinks. 129 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:15,202 The father of three. Lots of yearnings! 130 00:11:15,799 --> 00:11:17,959 Could you also take care of him a bit? 131 00:11:19,327 --> 00:11:22,027 Come here, Joachim. Come and lie down here. 132 00:11:23,619 --> 00:11:25,269 Come and lie down here. 133 00:11:32,134 --> 00:11:34,314 No, Jokke! 134 00:11:34,887 --> 00:11:38,417 You can lie here, but don't get intimate. 135 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,540 -I'll lie still. -Good. 136 00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:50,412 We'll start in a moment, boys. I'll just lock the door. 137 00:11:51,228 --> 00:11:54,468 -I'm sorry. -That was close. 138 00:11:57,141 --> 00:11:58,261 Hi! 139 00:12:02,832 --> 00:12:05,262 -Child? -Yes. You too? 140 00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:08,061 -Girl or boy? -Boy. 141 00:12:08,759 --> 00:12:10,669 -And you? -Don't know. 142 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:15,645 I'm sure you have read that we have certain rules here. 143 00:12:15,932 --> 00:12:18,172 Stragglers won't be admitted. 144 00:12:18,543 --> 00:12:20,353 Not after breaks either. 145 00:12:20,471 --> 00:12:23,481 If your mobile phone rings, you're fined 50 kroner. 146 00:12:23,595 --> 00:12:25,545 The second time, you leave. 147 00:12:25,932 --> 00:12:28,582 And I don't like questions much. 148 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,453 I'm sorry. 149 00:12:32,188 --> 00:12:33,598 Just Dad… 150 00:12:33,865 --> 00:12:36,905 -50 kroner. The next time, you're out. -Okay. 151 00:12:39,698 --> 00:12:44,648 "Does man have a place in pregnancy?" "Help, I don't recognize her." 152 00:12:44,773 --> 00:12:49,253 "My role at the time of birth." "Miscellaneous." 153 00:12:52,592 --> 00:12:54,892 You know, I wanted to leave Norway. 154 00:12:55,971 --> 00:12:57,571 It's easier for you. 155 00:12:58,686 --> 00:13:00,466 You have learned the language. 156 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,230 I just don't get it together. 157 00:13:04,419 --> 00:13:07,209 But someone gave me a piece of good advice. 158 00:13:07,391 --> 00:13:08,591 Really? 159 00:13:09,643 --> 00:13:11,043 -Do you know who? -No. 160 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,268 Mina. Serafin's girlfriend. 161 00:13:13,385 --> 00:13:14,735 Oh, Serafin. 162 00:13:15,117 --> 00:13:16,427 I miss him. 163 00:13:18,312 --> 00:13:21,152 She said: "You have to love nature." 164 00:13:21,641 --> 00:13:23,571 Mina is high class. 165 00:13:24,081 --> 00:13:25,881 Serafin was a man of taste. 166 00:13:26,571 --> 00:13:29,341 So I became a friend of nature. 167 00:13:29,605 --> 00:13:33,785 I had never been there before. Weird place, but nice. 168 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,152 And what happened? 169 00:13:36,393 --> 00:13:38,003 At first, nothing! 170 00:13:39,272 --> 00:13:41,312 Those few times… 171 00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:45,132 …I met some ladies, they said things like: 172 00:13:45,399 --> 00:13:47,779 -"Have a nice walk." -Nice walk… 173 00:13:48,221 --> 00:13:50,531 -"Nice walk!" -Nice walk! 174 00:13:51,236 --> 00:13:53,196 And they walked on. 175 00:13:53,321 --> 00:13:55,061 And I thought: 176 00:13:55,178 --> 00:13:58,038 "Bartosz, this is no place for you." 177 00:13:58,157 --> 00:14:00,957 "And in Poland you're totally forgotten." 178 00:14:01,081 --> 00:14:02,671 I was desperate. 179 00:14:02,952 --> 00:14:05,692 -But do you know what happened? -No. 180 00:14:06,132 --> 00:14:08,082 My nose got stuck in a stump. 181 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,881 You're kidding me. 182 00:14:10,139 --> 00:14:11,339 Look. 183 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,120 Good grief. 184 00:14:13,465 --> 00:14:16,115 The stump smelled so good. 185 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:19,510 I was sad and lonely. 186 00:14:19,924 --> 00:14:23,754 And the stump smelled heavenly. 187 00:14:24,423 --> 00:14:29,033 I pushed my nose into a crack, and bang! 188 00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,590 -Bang? -I got stuck. 189 00:14:33,088 --> 00:14:35,648 That was exactly my reaction! 190 00:14:35,765 --> 00:14:39,875 "Holy smoke. Bartosz, now you've really done it!" 191 00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:41,337 Yes. 192 00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:42,811 And then? 193 00:14:42,932 --> 00:14:44,652 Whatever I tried, 194 00:14:45,324 --> 00:14:47,694 I couldn't pull my nose free. 195 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,883 Then I heard someone approaching on the path: 196 00:14:52,532 --> 00:14:56,252 "So this is where you hang out, with your nose in the stump?" 197 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,740 "Oh, well, oh, well…" 198 00:15:00,297 --> 00:15:03,347 "Just stay where you are, you fool." And she left. 199 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,336 The next one was no better: 200 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:12,093 "So this is where you hang out, you silly Pole?" 201 00:15:12,493 --> 00:15:16,973 "That should teach you a lesson," she said, and left. 202 00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:22,578 I had almost given up. 203 00:15:23,637 --> 00:15:25,947 Then I heard someone approaching. 204 00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:28,896 The cutest Norwegian… 205 00:15:29,224 --> 00:15:32,794 …lady ever sort of floated over the heath. 206 00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:37,146 "So your nose is stuck in the stump?" she said, 207 00:15:37,447 --> 00:15:39,357 with the voice of an angel. 208 00:15:39,479 --> 00:15:41,499 "How did this happen?" 209 00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:44,572 She brought out her sheath knife. 210 00:15:45,532 --> 00:15:49,002 And after a little while, she had liberated me. 211 00:15:51,065 --> 00:15:52,965 "Are you hungry?" she asked. 212 00:15:53,957 --> 00:15:58,517 "Yes," I said, because I was starving! 213 00:15:58,638 --> 00:16:01,548 And we sat down in the heath, 214 00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:04,084 and ate food from her sack. 215 00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:07,165 That's how I met Solveig. 216 00:16:08,431 --> 00:16:10,731 And now we've got a bun in the oven. 217 00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:16,825 Bravo! 218 00:16:17,522 --> 00:16:18,922 Let's start again. 219 00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:22,132 The break is over. 220 00:16:25,012 --> 00:16:27,582 Maximum three questions. 221 00:16:34,465 --> 00:16:35,495 Yes? 222 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:39,249 How long after the birth is it okay to have sex? 223 00:16:39,577 --> 00:16:41,137 Good question. 224 00:16:42,143 --> 00:16:45,543 Sex is one of the most precious activities you can share. 225 00:16:46,286 --> 00:16:50,846 Many fathers-to-be are afraid this intimacy may be lost. 226 00:16:51,316 --> 00:16:56,346 The female and the male body differ from each other. 227 00:16:56,947 --> 00:17:01,247 Women get to hear a lot about everything happening in the body. 228 00:17:01,366 --> 00:17:05,016 That things take time. It has to feel right. 229 00:17:06,869 --> 00:17:09,019 It has to feel right for you too. 230 00:17:09,421 --> 00:17:12,871 Months without sex is a challenge for many people. 231 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:16,960 Fortunately, there are ways to get the woman going. 232 00:17:18,132 --> 00:17:21,672 An acquaintance of mine did not have sex for over a year. 233 00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:24,068 My God! Such things happen. 234 00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:27,781 This was not a question. It was a comment. 235 00:17:31,236 --> 00:17:35,376 I've seen quite a few horror cases throughout the years. 236 00:17:36,248 --> 00:17:41,698 But some get their partners going just days after leaving the hospital. 237 00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:44,341 Sex is fine… 238 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,610 …until the water breaks. 239 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,092 Here, the woman has to be stimulated. 240 00:17:51,832 --> 00:17:55,492 I can recommend a Danish book: 241 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,671 "Sex all the way to the delivery room." 242 00:17:59,399 --> 00:18:01,609 You may buy it here, 243 00:18:02,073 --> 00:18:05,093 at a reduced price. You'll save 100 kroner, 244 00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:07,720 compared to the Internet. 245 00:18:09,681 --> 00:18:11,711 I'm also in touch with someone… 246 00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:14,246 …who sells furniture for "pregnant sex." 247 00:18:14,373 --> 00:18:15,993 It's hot in the US: 248 00:18:16,832 --> 00:18:19,382 The furniture makes good sex possible for the woman, 249 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,339 even after she starts putting on weight. 250 00:18:23,099 --> 00:18:24,989 She will feel slim again. 251 00:18:25,531 --> 00:18:28,921 As you know, this makes women horny. 252 00:18:29,782 --> 00:18:33,872 The furniture may be bought or leased at a reasonable price. 253 00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:35,851 Most people go for leasing. 254 00:18:36,151 --> 00:18:40,501 If you plan a new pregnancy soon, you'd better buy it. 255 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,889 I have some brochures here. 256 00:18:50,765 --> 00:18:52,035 Yes? 257 00:18:52,155 --> 00:18:55,115 Isn't it like the woman's… 258 00:18:55,978 --> 00:18:58,338 What can I say? 259 00:18:59,329 --> 00:19:00,789 Between the legs. 260 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:04,545 Needs some time to be…? 261 00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:06,161 Vagina. 262 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:12,013 That's true. The vagina needs time to recover. 263 00:19:13,206 --> 00:19:15,076 But there are other ways. 264 00:19:15,797 --> 00:19:17,387 You mean in the ass? 265 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,321 For instance. 266 00:19:21,171 --> 00:19:22,671 Or with the mouth. 267 00:19:22,848 --> 00:19:25,508 Or just the hand. It's better than nothing. 268 00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:28,160 But the ass is sensitive. 269 00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:31,112 Massage could be a key word here. 270 00:19:31,319 --> 00:19:33,419 Some adapt quickly, 271 00:19:33,894 --> 00:19:37,404 others more slowly, and some never, unfortunately. 272 00:19:39,544 --> 00:19:42,184 No, no more questions now. 273 00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:45,533 We've paid for this. 274 00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:48,139 These are important matters. 275 00:19:48,609 --> 00:19:51,649 -How do you proceed…? -I have a book here. 276 00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:54,577 I'm not interested in books. Can't you just tell us? 277 00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:02,231 Well… 278 00:20:03,666 --> 00:20:06,696 As far as I'm concerned, this was many years ago. 279 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,940 But I'm sure it's still the same way. 280 00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:13,957 I had hired a babysitter. 281 00:20:16,032 --> 00:20:18,262 And I invited my wife… 282 00:20:18,914 --> 00:20:21,484 …to a restaurant I knew that she liked. 283 00:20:23,387 --> 00:20:27,677 Incredibly pricey. But you'll get it back manifold. 284 00:20:28,192 --> 00:20:32,082 And not least, it prevents you from going to Amsterdam in a few years, 285 00:20:32,203 --> 00:20:35,143 banging some poor East European girl. 286 00:20:36,943 --> 00:20:40,283 Nice restaurant, dining, small talk. 287 00:20:40,779 --> 00:20:43,139 Get her a couple of glasses of red wine. 288 00:20:43,732 --> 00:20:45,232 Then you mention it. 289 00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:47,716 Gently. 290 00:20:49,585 --> 00:20:52,135 First you tell her you think she is beautiful. 291 00:20:53,099 --> 00:20:55,839 Tell her there's something you want her to know. 292 00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:03,500 Tell her that once you met a woman who wanted to be taken in the ass. 293 00:21:05,338 --> 00:21:10,438 You refused. You found it repulsive, perverse, and humiliating for women. 294 00:21:11,132 --> 00:21:14,182 But she insisted. 295 00:21:15,098 --> 00:21:17,238 She wouldn't listen to anything you said! 296 00:21:18,258 --> 00:21:21,228 And so you just did it with her. 297 00:21:21,811 --> 00:21:25,371 Once, because she was not your type. 298 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:28,885 But she loved it. 299 00:21:30,045 --> 00:21:33,455 Emphasize this. She enjoyed it immensely. 300 00:21:34,156 --> 00:21:36,476 It was okay for you too. 301 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,329 But what sticks, is her ecstasy! 302 00:21:39,597 --> 00:21:41,757 You had never experienced anything like it. 303 00:21:42,037 --> 00:21:45,017 Do not tell her you would like to try this with her. 304 00:21:48,032 --> 00:21:50,332 It will take maybe four months, 305 00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:54,439 and then she'll take it in from behind! 306 00:21:56,499 --> 00:21:57,989 That's all it takes. 307 00:22:00,263 --> 00:22:02,103 Damn! Say what you want, 308 00:22:02,223 --> 00:22:05,023 but I love this weird, stretched-out country. 309 00:22:06,139 --> 00:22:08,139 They are way ahead of us here. 310 00:22:08,699 --> 00:22:10,209 Seriously. 311 00:22:11,745 --> 00:22:15,935 I have never seen elk at Grandpa and Grandma's place in Pakistan. 312 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:18,568 I don't think they even exist there. 313 00:22:19,734 --> 00:22:24,354 But when there's a flood coming, the spiders climb up the trees. 314 00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:28,852 And sometimes they spin their webs around giant trees. 315 00:22:29,344 --> 00:22:31,084 It's so beautiful! 316 00:22:31,277 --> 00:22:34,557 I have never seen anything that beautiful in Norway. 317 00:22:37,434 --> 00:22:38,954 But Norway is nice. 318 00:22:40,132 --> 00:22:45,012 Norway is maybe the nicest, but you are so closed up. 319 00:22:46,856 --> 00:22:48,506 You have to admit that. 320 00:22:50,399 --> 00:22:52,849 Except for Joachim. He's more like me. 321 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,650 By the way, it's your turn to look after him. 322 00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:02,530 Yes… 323 00:23:02,932 --> 00:23:05,932 Anyway, I have avoided the use of a jet machine. 324 00:23:06,169 --> 00:23:09,849 It's too much. That's where I draw the line. 325 00:23:10,881 --> 00:23:12,061 Well… 326 00:23:12,776 --> 00:23:16,336 You do live a jet machine life. 327 00:23:18,417 --> 00:23:19,977 -You do. -I guess. 328 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,320 Why do you draw the line there? I have a jet machine. 329 00:23:24,129 --> 00:23:26,379 -Jokke has one. -Me too. 330 00:23:27,163 --> 00:23:30,513 -Have you got a jet machine, Jokke? -I've got a jet machine. 331 00:23:30,798 --> 00:23:33,358 I think I'll call it a day. 332 00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:35,856 Me too. 333 00:23:37,966 --> 00:23:40,896 -Good night. -Good night. Sleep tight. 334 00:23:53,829 --> 00:23:54,989 But… 335 00:23:55,488 --> 00:23:57,068 What do you do… 336 00:23:58,027 --> 00:24:00,247 …when you want to clean your terrace? 337 00:24:00,366 --> 00:24:01,676 I clean it. 338 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,960 That's irrational. 339 00:24:06,475 --> 00:24:07,485 It… 340 00:24:24,457 --> 00:24:26,707 I think maybe you owe me a hundred! 341 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,946 Vidkun first! 342 00:24:58,843 --> 00:24:59,983 Hello. 343 00:25:00,945 --> 00:25:02,435 That's right. 344 00:25:03,354 --> 00:25:04,734 What?! 345 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,198 Is he okay? 346 00:25:08,628 --> 00:25:09,718 Okay. 347 00:25:10,299 --> 00:25:12,309 That's good news, at least. 348 00:25:13,099 --> 00:25:14,959 We'll be there as soon as we can. 349 00:25:15,655 --> 00:25:16,995 All right. 350 00:25:18,399 --> 00:25:19,709 What's the matter? 351 00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:22,970 Dad is injured. He's in hospital. 352 00:25:23,185 --> 00:25:26,195 -What happened? -I don't know. 353 00:25:26,932 --> 00:25:30,082 They were attacked by an animal or something. 354 00:25:30,624 --> 00:25:32,314 He has some broken bones. 355 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:35,822 -Which bones? -We'll find out when we get there. 356 00:25:36,352 --> 00:25:40,162 I don't know why men always have to be so careless. 357 00:25:40,649 --> 00:25:43,749 Let's finish our meal first. 358 00:25:43,947 --> 00:25:45,697 But I want to see Dad! 359 00:25:45,817 --> 00:25:49,507 Dad, Dad, Dad… We need to have food in our belly. 360 00:25:49,733 --> 00:25:53,103 The canteen up there doesn't offer anything. 361 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,140 Unhealthy and expensive. 362 00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:57,594 Let's eat in peace and quiet. 363 00:25:58,107 --> 00:25:59,627 Dad can wait a while. 364 00:26:14,499 --> 00:26:16,799 That stuff last night didn't happen. 365 00:26:17,045 --> 00:26:19,365 I thought it was a great night. 366 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,120 I've got a wife and kids. 367 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:25,692 We're on a trip. Nothing to fuss about. 368 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:28,569 -You shut up about this. -Okay. 369 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,222 "Fucked Joachim… 370 00:26:43,613 --> 00:26:45,983 -…last night…" -What are you doing? 371 00:26:46,099 --> 00:26:48,999 -Updating my Facebook status. -Give me a break! 372 00:26:50,502 --> 00:26:51,902 I'm serious, okay? 373 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:53,947 Okay, okay. 374 00:27:00,165 --> 00:27:02,245 I'm a married man! 375 00:27:03,297 --> 00:27:04,907 But so am I. 376 00:27:05,032 --> 00:27:06,512 It must be possible… 377 00:27:06,633 --> 00:27:09,543 …to sleep with a man at times without being branded as gay. 378 00:27:11,932 --> 00:27:13,832 This conversation is over. 379 00:27:14,397 --> 00:27:18,177 No. It's over when I say so. 380 00:27:23,582 --> 00:27:26,902 Just try to be a bit more attentive the next time. 381 00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:31,649 Sometimes I need time. 382 00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:33,457 Not always, 383 00:27:34,006 --> 00:27:35,186 but sometimes. 384 00:29:05,032 --> 00:29:09,162 But I have good experience with time-out. 385 00:29:14,032 --> 00:29:18,152 If you have trouble during intercourse, 386 00:29:18,268 --> 00:29:22,118 you just say "time out," have a break immediately, 387 00:29:22,349 --> 00:29:25,819 and check if you're more or less synchronized. 388 00:29:26,042 --> 00:29:29,002 It's unfortunate if one of you is a bit left behind. 389 00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:31,755 So you just check if you're… 390 00:29:32,587 --> 00:29:34,427 If you're à jour, 391 00:29:35,052 --> 00:29:38,582 by caressing, or kissing your partner. 392 00:29:38,837 --> 00:29:44,137 And when you're à jour, you just bang away. 393 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:47,670 -Good remark, Ivar. -Thanks. 394 00:29:48,597 --> 00:29:49,867 But… 395 00:29:51,132 --> 00:29:53,342 Is this really about empathy? 396 00:29:54,473 --> 00:29:56,203 I don't know. Maybe not. 397 00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:01,150 How can we use empathy to make the situation less offensive? 398 00:30:02,205 --> 00:30:04,855 Isn't it a bit late afterwards? 399 00:30:05,146 --> 00:30:06,646 I can see that. 400 00:30:06,765 --> 00:30:11,885 But is there a way to express empathy during the intercourse itself? 401 00:30:13,096 --> 00:30:14,736 -But… -Okay. 402 00:30:15,542 --> 00:30:19,002 If both think about their partner more, 403 00:30:19,184 --> 00:30:21,684 -it will take care of itself. -Hello! 404 00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:27,386 Then the point of sex is kind of lost, right? 405 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:31,486 It's silly if both just think about the partner. 406 00:30:32,324 --> 00:30:33,784 The probability… 407 00:30:34,257 --> 00:30:37,197 …that two very empathic people have sex at the same time… 408 00:30:37,324 --> 00:30:39,044 …might be pretty low, but… 409 00:30:40,752 --> 00:30:45,412 Then one of them could enjoy the intercourse. 410 00:30:46,233 --> 00:30:49,463 And the other one could enjoy being empathic. 411 00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:53,642 But that can't really be called empathic? 412 00:30:54,135 --> 00:30:56,775 Isn't it more like a kind of negotiation? 413 00:30:57,457 --> 00:30:59,887 Give a caress, and get one back. 414 00:31:00,010 --> 00:31:01,970 -That sounds right. -No… 415 00:31:06,006 --> 00:31:08,006 I don't know… 416 00:31:08,996 --> 00:31:12,796 Sorry, but to be completely honest… 417 00:31:13,158 --> 00:31:17,478 There's something weird about this whole… 418 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:20,826 -Problem. -Yes. 419 00:31:22,399 --> 00:31:28,529 Maybe empathy is not the right thing in this context. 420 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,890 Maybe we will have to evaluate our courses. 421 00:31:35,313 --> 00:31:38,113 I don't quite see what the conclusion is. 422 00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:40,248 I think one should be decent. 423 00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:42,104 Ivar! 424 00:31:43,851 --> 00:31:44,991 Yes! 425 00:31:45,265 --> 00:31:46,315 "Be… 426 00:31:47,217 --> 00:31:48,507 …decent!" 427 00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:50,350 Thank you so much, Ivar. 428 00:32:03,184 --> 00:32:06,184 -Did you shoot him? -We shot at an elk. 429 00:32:06,457 --> 00:32:08,417 But it's Mustafa! 430 00:32:09,054 --> 00:32:10,874 I also shot at an elk. 431 00:32:19,145 --> 00:32:20,325 Is he dead? 432 00:32:21,623 --> 00:32:23,403 It looks that way. 433 00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:30,150 Dead? 434 00:32:35,859 --> 00:32:37,259 What do we do now? 435 00:32:38,092 --> 00:32:39,612 You tell me. 436 00:32:42,771 --> 00:32:45,061 Did you tell the truth about the elk? 437 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,540 Yes. 438 00:32:53,615 --> 00:32:54,725 Okay. 439 00:32:55,966 --> 00:32:57,086 Okay. 440 00:32:58,801 --> 00:33:00,481 It's important… 441 00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:02,403 …to stay calm here. 442 00:33:02,799 --> 00:33:05,899 I don't know exactly what happened. 443 00:33:06,246 --> 00:33:07,726 In any case, 444 00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:09,661 it's very sad. 445 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:11,613 He was a good man, 446 00:33:12,962 --> 00:33:14,492 who has now left life. 447 00:33:14,609 --> 00:33:16,109 It's always sad. 448 00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:17,357 But… 449 00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:21,054 But without that elk we would have been in real trouble. 450 00:33:21,391 --> 00:33:23,381 Maybe we're in trouble anyway. 451 00:33:25,113 --> 00:33:26,623 What are you doing, Aksel? 452 00:33:26,735 --> 00:33:28,915 I know a crime investigator… 453 00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:32,242 …who probably has some advice. I'll call him. 454 00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:35,202 We don't want a lot of fuss. 455 00:33:36,486 --> 00:33:39,286 Especially for the family. It's exhausting… 456 00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:41,812 …with a lot of fuss. 457 00:33:45,730 --> 00:33:47,080 -Hi! -Hi! 458 00:33:49,832 --> 00:33:51,232 How are you doing? 459 00:33:53,251 --> 00:33:54,451 Well… 460 00:33:55,697 --> 00:33:57,697 Not that good. 461 00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:02,172 That's all you've done? I'm totally stressed out. 462 00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:08,326 I'm sorry. 463 00:34:09,898 --> 00:34:11,518 It just got so… 464 00:34:12,488 --> 00:34:14,238 I was so much looking forward to it. 465 00:34:14,364 --> 00:34:16,254 It's just that stuff about the mitten. 466 00:34:17,204 --> 00:34:19,204 I understand you so well. 467 00:34:21,553 --> 00:34:23,123 You have to understand, 468 00:34:23,868 --> 00:34:28,438 the celibacy God asks of us religious leaders, is just… 469 00:34:29,743 --> 00:34:31,433 Incredibly hard. 470 00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:37,760 God realized this. So he introduced the mitten as a partial solution. 471 00:34:39,065 --> 00:34:41,735 -You mean it says in the Bible? -Of course. 472 00:34:42,263 --> 00:34:44,303 Ephesians 8, 14-18, I think. 473 00:34:44,772 --> 00:34:47,972 Not in so many words, but clearly enough. 474 00:34:48,341 --> 00:34:50,541 -Should I show you? -Yes, please. 475 00:34:51,007 --> 00:34:53,587 The Bible lies in the door compartment. 476 00:34:56,651 --> 00:34:58,941 No, that's the road map book. 477 00:34:59,966 --> 00:35:02,276 It doesn't say in there. 478 00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:08,130 -Damn, did I leave it at home? -Maybe here. 479 00:35:15,266 --> 00:35:16,446 That's… 480 00:35:18,219 --> 00:35:22,069 That's a sad story I would have given everything to leave undone. 481 00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:28,466 So with one of these everything is all right? 482 00:35:29,779 --> 00:35:30,919 Yes. 483 00:35:31,211 --> 00:35:33,201 It has to be lambswool, of course. 484 00:35:33,516 --> 00:35:38,886 Correct yarn thickness, tension, needle size, and so on. 485 00:35:39,824 --> 00:35:41,394 Does it say in the Bible? 486 00:35:43,271 --> 00:35:45,651 God can't take care of everything. 487 00:35:46,594 --> 00:35:49,394 An ecclesiastical council regulates all that. 488 00:35:50,197 --> 00:35:52,017 It's all on the Internet. 489 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:53,469 But, listen, 490 00:35:54,308 --> 00:35:56,168 do we have to talk about all this? 491 00:35:57,998 --> 00:36:00,178 I'm just trying to understand. 492 00:36:00,983 --> 00:36:05,583 But we destroy what's precious and beautiful. 493 00:36:07,689 --> 00:36:11,579 I don't find this precious and beautiful at all. 494 00:36:12,394 --> 00:36:14,414 It's just synthetic… 495 00:36:15,704 --> 00:36:17,254 But it's pure wool. 496 00:36:17,831 --> 00:36:19,421 It's not pure wool. 497 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:29,469 How do you know it's synthetic? 498 00:36:32,387 --> 00:36:34,997 It's all even and smooth… 499 00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:43,719 Actually, I'm not in love with you anymore. 500 00:36:46,350 --> 00:36:50,280 You used to be so lively, now, you're not like that at all anymore. 501 00:36:50,943 --> 00:36:52,923 I have to split now. 502 00:36:53,364 --> 00:36:54,794 This is a crisis. 503 00:36:56,698 --> 00:36:58,708 But we can meet later? 504 00:36:58,969 --> 00:37:00,349 I don't think so. 505 00:37:21,043 --> 00:37:23,643 I'm in doubt about the yarn for a mitten. 506 00:37:24,165 --> 00:37:25,385 Yes? 507 00:37:25,698 --> 00:37:28,068 It doesn't look like pure wool. 508 00:37:28,851 --> 00:37:30,921 Just hold it up against the light. 509 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,891 You should make it a habit. 510 00:37:33,991 --> 00:37:35,751 Could you have a look at it? 511 00:37:46,234 --> 00:37:48,884 -The wrong kind? -This is not lambswool. 512 00:37:49,462 --> 00:37:52,162 And it's terribly thin. 513 00:37:54,069 --> 00:37:56,109 -Where did you buy this? -On the Internet. 514 00:37:56,228 --> 00:37:57,828 You've been fooled. 515 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:02,040 It's way too thin. 516 00:38:03,302 --> 00:38:06,802 -It's nearly skin against skin. -How could I be so stupid?! 517 00:38:08,270 --> 00:38:10,260 Is it really that thin? 518 00:38:11,986 --> 00:38:14,456 It's one of the thinnest I've ever seen. 519 00:38:16,556 --> 00:38:17,876 Feel this. 520 00:38:19,309 --> 00:38:21,399 This is proper yarn. 521 00:38:22,681 --> 00:38:25,331 -Notice the difference? -Yes. 522 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,559 Are you dreading this? 523 00:39:29,676 --> 00:39:31,676 A little bit, I have to admit. 524 00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:34,829 It's not a pleasant situation. 525 00:39:35,823 --> 00:39:40,553 I kind of got him in there. I was supposed to look after him, somehow. 526 00:39:42,629 --> 00:39:43,819 Well… 527 00:39:43,937 --> 00:39:46,457 I guess I may just as well get it over with. 528 00:39:46,799 --> 00:39:48,649 Damn, I dread this so much. 529 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:54,616 I think it's been years since I last dreaded something. 530 00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:56,470 Really? 531 00:39:56,588 --> 00:39:58,248 When I was a kid, 532 00:39:58,370 --> 00:40:01,470 I could sit and dread something for weeks. 533 00:40:01,773 --> 00:40:03,703 But, as an adult… 534 00:40:04,983 --> 00:40:06,593 You never dread anything? 535 00:40:07,395 --> 00:40:09,555 Sometimes I don't feel like doing things. 536 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,170 It might feel like a drag. 537 00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:13,468 But I don't dread things. 538 00:40:15,373 --> 00:40:16,673 And you? 539 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,310 Maybe not that often. 540 00:40:20,378 --> 00:40:21,568 Or… 541 00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:24,437 I used to dread gym, 542 00:40:24,689 --> 00:40:27,879 and the dentist, and those things. 543 00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:30,427 But now… I don't know. 544 00:40:31,327 --> 00:40:35,097 We adults just drop doing things that we dread. 545 00:40:37,038 --> 00:40:38,748 Not quite true. 546 00:40:39,235 --> 00:40:43,145 Look at the tax return. I hate it, but I still fill it out. 547 00:40:43,664 --> 00:40:45,264 But are you dreading it? 548 00:40:45,517 --> 00:40:46,667 Yes! 549 00:40:46,862 --> 00:40:48,182 A little bit, maybe. 550 00:40:48,299 --> 00:40:52,749 -Dreading what? -Just to sit down… 551 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,985 -And do it. -Sit down? 552 00:40:56,113 --> 00:40:58,173 That's not dreading. 553 00:40:58,839 --> 00:41:01,409 -Yes, that's dreading. -Not as far as I'm concerned. 554 00:41:01,531 --> 00:41:03,241 I just don't want to. 555 00:41:03,786 --> 00:41:05,326 And then I do it. 556 00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:09,610 -That's dreading, somehow. -No, it's different. 557 00:41:11,577 --> 00:41:14,827 I used to dread a vaccine for weeks. Then I got the shot, 558 00:41:15,135 --> 00:41:16,905 and it was over. 559 00:41:17,490 --> 00:41:21,370 -A lot of worry for nothing. -Quite often it wasn't that bad. 560 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:26,042 -Should we get this done? -Yes, shouldn't we? 561 00:41:40,448 --> 00:41:41,808 Thanks a lot. 562 00:41:52,497 --> 00:41:54,097 I should have said no. 563 00:41:55,607 --> 00:41:58,547 Men in camos is never a good sign. 564 00:42:00,732 --> 00:42:03,102 It's so easy to blame yourself. 565 00:42:05,374 --> 00:42:07,624 Mustafa was an incredibly nice guy. 566 00:42:09,165 --> 00:42:12,355 I didn't know him well before yesterday, 567 00:42:12,478 --> 00:42:15,018 but I got a real positive impression. 568 00:42:16,187 --> 00:42:18,037 A very friendly, 569 00:42:19,209 --> 00:42:20,799 generous person. 570 00:42:22,230 --> 00:42:23,710 He was short-tempered. 571 00:42:26,584 --> 00:42:28,614 Yes, he was irascible. 572 00:42:29,662 --> 00:42:33,972 But in a nice way. Lots of genuine feelings and commitment. 573 00:42:36,632 --> 00:42:38,372 What about the house? 574 00:42:39,186 --> 00:42:41,706 May we continue living here? 575 00:42:47,326 --> 00:42:48,876 I guess we have to… 576 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:51,350 To find a solution. 577 00:42:51,468 --> 00:42:55,168 People are probably not so inflexible in a situation like this. 578 00:42:55,897 --> 00:42:58,207 People around here are not like that. 579 00:42:58,751 --> 00:43:00,621 Maybe some people are, 580 00:43:01,764 --> 00:43:03,444 but most are not. 581 00:43:08,799 --> 00:43:10,439 Not much to dread. 582 00:43:10,748 --> 00:43:13,538 I think it went incredibly well! 583 00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:16,416 That's the way. Just do it. 584 00:43:17,103 --> 00:43:19,743 -Good people. -Real nice. 585 00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:23,329 Okay… 586 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,980 Attractive woman. 587 00:43:31,666 --> 00:43:34,196 -I'd better get back home. -To Moss. 588 00:43:35,134 --> 00:43:36,684 How long does it take? 589 00:43:36,799 --> 00:43:41,099 Maybe 45-50 minutes. Depends on the traffic. 590 00:43:42,288 --> 00:43:43,458 Right… 591 00:43:44,499 --> 00:43:46,079 Drive carefully. 592 00:43:47,032 --> 00:43:48,242 Listen… 593 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,190 Should I take you home? 594 00:43:51,567 --> 00:43:52,797 No. 595 00:43:53,757 --> 00:43:55,447 I need some fresh air.