1 00:00:17,219 --> 00:00:19,869 Jürgen? Aren't you going to tidy up there? 2 00:00:20,597 --> 00:00:22,597 She'll be here soon. 3 00:00:23,665 --> 00:00:26,935 Hey, I've spent ages fixing this place already. 4 00:00:27,774 --> 00:00:31,664 Yeah, I know. I appreciate it. I'm grateful. 5 00:00:32,189 --> 00:00:34,439 We managed because you're so handy. 6 00:00:35,141 --> 00:00:37,121 Can't I just stay here and work? 7 00:00:37,273 --> 00:00:39,063 You can handle it. 8 00:00:39,209 --> 00:00:42,409 Look, we've lived here together. Let's sell together. 9 00:00:43,331 --> 00:00:45,581 Jens Christian! Come down! 10 00:00:45,729 --> 00:00:48,199 - Can't you keep him out of this? - No. 11 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:51,067 A good outcome is in his interest too. 12 00:00:51,216 --> 00:00:53,216 It's not that important to him. 13 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:55,958 It is. 14 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:00,354 Where should I start? 15 00:01:08,154 --> 00:01:10,204 Hi. I'm Milla Stordalen. 16 00:01:10,576 --> 00:01:12,756 Anitra Skolmen. Hi. 17 00:01:14,263 --> 00:01:16,263 Hi. I'm Jürgen. 18 00:01:17,235 --> 00:01:19,235 Well, come in. 19 00:01:23,591 --> 00:01:26,441 Ingar sends his regards. He gave me this sale. 20 00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:30,788 That's how he operates. He only starts the process. 21 00:01:32,619 --> 00:01:34,819 Well, if that's how he operates...¦. 22 00:01:35,973 --> 00:01:39,863 - Let me take your coat. Or jacket. - Thank you. 23 00:01:52,865 --> 00:01:54,865 - What a nice house! - Yeah. 24 00:01:55,518 --> 00:01:57,178 We love it too. 25 00:01:57,501 --> 00:01:59,501 Beautiful kitchen. 26 00:03:02,708 --> 00:03:04,708 Look at this. It's neat. 27 00:03:05,536 --> 00:03:07,336 It'll make a nice present. 28 00:03:07,531 --> 00:03:09,881 - Ask her what it costs. - How much? 29 00:03:10,267 --> 00:03:12,817 This one's fifteen. The small one's ten. 30 00:03:15,397 --> 00:03:17,397 How much is eight zloty? 31 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:20,971 - Eighteen kroner. - More like fifteen. 32 00:03:21,478 --> 00:03:22,768 Okay.¦. 33 00:03:22,923 --> 00:03:25,033 - Nine zloty? - Ten. 34 00:03:25,961 --> 00:03:29,701 No, we don't bargain in Poland. It costs what it costs. 35 00:03:30,659 --> 00:03:32,329 - What a bore. - I agree. 36 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,479 Bargaining abroad is half the fun. 37 00:03:35,075 --> 00:03:37,075 Shall we just go? 38 00:03:38,004 --> 00:03:40,074 Because I think she means it. 39 00:03:41,752 --> 00:03:44,352 - Okay. Thank you. - Thank you. 40 00:03:47,701 --> 00:03:49,701 What a stingy bitch. 41 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:20,133 Anja? It's out of order. Take the stairs. 42 00:04:28,119 --> 00:04:30,119 Shit! 43 00:04:36,804 --> 00:04:41,104 So I think the most elegant linguistic construction... 44 00:04:42,085 --> 00:04:44,585 - The lift's out of order again. - Again? 45 00:04:49,673 --> 00:04:53,073 Is the one used for a long time, for example, ancient Latin... 46 00:04:53,215 --> 00:04:55,285 - Hi, darling. - Hi, mom. 47 00:04:55,992 --> 00:05:01,472 Where suffixes to the verb itself create forms of the future tense. 48 00:05:04,807 --> 00:05:07,007 That wasn't what I wanted to know. 49 00:05:07,184 --> 00:05:09,184 No, but... 50 00:05:10,396 --> 00:05:14,206 She'd have learned much less if I gave her the short answer. 51 00:05:15,095 --> 00:05:20,275 Remember what we talked about? Amabo, amabis, amabit, ama... 52 00:05:21,914 --> 00:05:24,934 - Amabimus! - That's right. Amabimus. 53 00:05:25,081 --> 00:05:26,291 You see? 54 00:05:26,439 --> 00:05:27,629 She got it! 55 00:05:27,846 --> 00:05:31,696 We find similar examples in Arabic and French. 56 00:05:31,852 --> 00:05:33,802 - Tomasz! - Just a moment. 57 00:05:33,947 --> 00:05:40,717 But Scandinavian languages lack this transformation in the future tense. 58 00:05:41,272 --> 00:05:42,592 Tomasz? 59 00:05:42,736 --> 00:05:45,476 We should get a new shower. 60 00:05:45,631 --> 00:05:47,631 One with hydro-massage. 61 00:05:48,063 --> 00:05:50,403 A shower with hydro-massage? 62 00:05:50,613 --> 00:05:55,173 Marysia has a hydro-massage shower and a PlayStation 4. 63 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:58,466 Right, a PlayStation 4? 64 00:05:59,147 --> 00:06:03,217 But her family's got loads of money. They can buy whatever they like, ¦ 65 00:06:03,673 --> 00:06:05,353 no matter how tasteless. 66 00:06:05,501 --> 00:06:07,981 What's so tasteless about hydro-massage? 67 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:10,509 It's not that enormous. 68 00:06:10,660 --> 00:06:13,860 I'm trying to teach her some grammar. 69 00:06:14,012 --> 00:06:15,822 So what? It doesn't matter. 70 00:06:15,965 --> 00:06:19,505 It's hard to believe. They express the future¦ 71 00:06:19,701 --> 00:06:23,791 in the present tense using auxiliary verbs. 72 00:06:24,038 --> 00:06:28,608 Scandinavians talk about a probable future, which is unnecessary, 73 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:32,216 since they've got so much money. 74 00:06:39,509 --> 00:06:40,569 Hugo? 75 00:06:41,117 --> 00:06:43,117 Come here a moment. 76 00:06:48,722 --> 00:06:49,972 Look! 77 00:06:50,154 --> 00:06:51,234 A midget. 78 00:06:51,381 --> 00:06:53,131 You mean a short person. 79 00:06:53,283 --> 00:06:55,283 Call it whatever you like. 80 00:06:56,642 --> 00:06:58,642 She's still a midget. 81 00:06:59,489 --> 00:07:02,489 Imagine the effect it'll have on the sales price! 82 00:07:04,438 --> 00:07:06,738 - Are they moving? - Didn't you know? 83 00:07:07,798 --> 00:07:12,218 He keeps smoking outside. She's getting her own fitness show. 84 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,990 - How do you know? - I talk to people. 85 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,131 Well, I know that much. 86 00:07:18,483 --> 00:07:20,483 Isn't she cute? 87 00:07:22,893 --> 00:07:24,893 You think we should bid on it? 88 00:07:26,172 --> 00:07:28,052 You want to move across the street? 89 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:30,199 It gets more sunlight. 90 00:07:30,811 --> 00:07:32,871 You want to do it all over again? 91 00:07:34,314 --> 00:07:36,314 You're unbelievable. 92 00:07:36,648 --> 00:07:39,128 Well, it would be fun to see it, Hugo. 93 00:07:39,588 --> 00:07:43,358 -Right. Go ahead. -They've solved the ground floor well. 94 00:07:44,943 --> 00:07:46,943 Yes, look at that. 95 00:07:48,065 --> 00:07:50,215 What do you think about this one? 96 00:07:52,557 --> 00:07:54,557 It's tasteless. 97 00:07:57,369 --> 00:07:59,169 Well, that's about it. 98 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,776 You've approved the prospectus? 99 00:08:01,925 --> 00:08:06,315 -I'll bring shoe slipcovers. -Is that necessary? It seems so petty. 100 00:08:06,468 --> 00:08:08,938 But we'll have to clean up every time. 101 00:08:10,044 --> 00:08:11,724 We won't get 9.2 otherwise. 102 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:15,216 - We can't guarantee the price. - But we have to have 9.2! 103 00:08:15,769 --> 00:08:18,319 - Have you got something lined up? - Yeah. 104 00:08:27,413 --> 00:08:29,413 We have. 105 00:08:30,948 --> 00:08:32,948 Hi! 106 00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:43,020 Cute guy. What does he do? 107 00:08:43,572 --> 00:08:45,572 That's anybody's guess. 108 00:08:46,907 --> 00:08:50,627 - He should be at the viewing. - You want me here? 109 00:08:51,035 --> 00:08:53,035 Yeah, that might be a bonus. 110 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:57,683 But I was thinking about the film posters in the hall. 111 00:09:00,189 --> 00:09:02,189 "Hello 33,." 112 00:09:02,572 --> 00:09:04,572 "Longing for spring." 113 00:09:05,638 --> 00:09:07,878 Maybe you should take them down? 114 00:09:08,228 --> 00:09:11,558 Sometimes, your personal taste might... 115 00:09:11,714 --> 00:09:14,474 Well, they're Jürgen's films. He made them. 116 00:09:15,705 --> 00:09:17,705 Did you make...? 117 00:09:18,821 --> 00:09:20,951 - Oh, congratulations. - Thank you. 118 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:24,020 I still think it might be a good idea to...¦. 119 00:09:24,879 --> 00:09:26,879 I didn't mean to...¦. 120 00:09:28,057 --> 00:09:29,757 It's okay. We'll take them down. 121 00:09:29,910 --> 00:09:32,410 - Should I remove the Amanda? - No. 122 00:09:32,845 --> 00:09:35,045 I got it for "Longing for Spring." 123 00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:46,488 Right, so you're the one who'll be here at the viewing? 124 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,673 Yeah, that'll be me. 125 00:09:49,663 --> 00:09:51,663 Well, great. 126 00:10:05,342 --> 00:10:07,342 Hey, you can't do that. 127 00:10:07,569 --> 00:10:08,949 You mustn't! 128 00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:11,103 I just want a taste. 129 00:10:11,854 --> 00:10:13,854 That's enough. 130 00:10:18,399 --> 00:10:20,619 Hey, don't give me that look. 131 00:10:20,771 --> 00:10:23,971 I'll get a job once I graduate. It'll be much better. 132 00:10:25,188 --> 00:10:27,188 We can't go on living here. 133 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,730 Not when there are four of us. It's already too cramped. 134 00:10:31,606 --> 00:10:35,066 - You know how much a linguist makes? - Sure I do. 135 00:10:35,529 --> 00:10:37,259 A good one can earn a fortune. 136 00:10:37,408 --> 00:10:40,188 Think about Noam Chomsky. 137 00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:42,416 Noam Chomsky? 138 00:10:43,432 --> 00:10:45,432 He's getting by alright. 139 00:10:47,404 --> 00:10:49,404 Fine, but you're not him. 140 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,625 What do you mean? I'll get 2000, maybe 2500. 141 00:10:56,883 --> 00:10:58,273 - In a year or two. - Yes. 142 00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:00,984 - Is that a lot? - It's the path I've chosen. 143 00:11:01,251 --> 00:11:02,471 Well, okay. 144 00:11:02,615 --> 00:11:06,015 I'm not saying you shouldn't choose your own path, but, ¦ 145 00:11:07,186 --> 00:11:09,186 I've got a plan. 146 00:11:11,566 --> 00:11:12,796 What's this? 147 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,584 This is what your father owes you. 148 00:11:17,585 --> 00:11:19,875 The price of 28 years of neglect. 149 00:11:26,313 --> 00:11:28,793 Tomasz, I want you to go and get it. 150 00:11:29,717 --> 00:11:31,717 That's a lot of money. 151 00:11:38,504 --> 00:11:42,114 You think he'll hand it to me just like that? 152 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:46,783 Tomasz, a father has a duty to support his children. 153 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,907 It's normal. 154 00:11:52,806 --> 00:11:54,806 Listen.¦ 155 00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:57,865 I've arranged transportation for you. 156 00:11:59,357 --> 00:12:01,777 - What sort of transportation? - By car. 157 00:12:37,171 --> 00:12:39,311 Nyqvist! No, Nyqvist! 158 00:12:41,651 --> 00:12:42,721 Hello? 159 00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:44,990 Are you okay? 160 00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:49,630 Hey, is there a doctor here? 161 00:12:53,831 --> 00:12:55,001 Hi. Who is it? 162 00:12:55,151 --> 00:12:57,661 I don't know him, but he lives nearby. 163 00:12:57,972 --> 00:12:59,972 Hello? Can you hear me? 164 00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:04,291 Hi, what's your name? 165 00:13:04,591 --> 00:13:05,961 Are my teeth okay? 166 00:13:06,106 --> 00:13:07,506 Let's have a look. 167 00:13:07,879 --> 00:13:10,159 Your teeth are okay. You split your lip. 168 00:13:10,314 --> 00:13:12,314 What's your name? 169 00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:14,746 Vidkun. 170 00:13:15,386 --> 00:13:16,676 Rotevatn. 171 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:17,873 Okay. 172 00:13:18,021 --> 00:13:19,391 Look at the light. 173 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:21,541 Right. 174 00:13:23,126 --> 00:13:24,816 Any other injuries? 175 00:13:25,128 --> 00:13:26,438 Does your neck hurt? 176 00:13:26,754 --> 00:13:28,604 Does it hurt anywhere else? 177 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:32,290 Get him to a doctor if he passes out. 178 00:13:34,086 --> 00:13:36,186 Hey, is he really called Vidkun? 179 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,483 Yeah. My name's Vidkun. 180 00:14:10,419 --> 00:14:11,719 Don't forget this. 181 00:14:12,377 --> 00:14:14,377 It's for the trip. 182 00:14:16,632 --> 00:14:19,262 - Right, give this to your father. - Okay. 183 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:25,694 - Tell him you'll be away for a while. - It's weird. 184 00:14:26,748 --> 00:14:29,748 Please. How many times have we talked about this? 185 00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:40,327 Daddy has to go to Norway to fetch some money. 186 00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:42,793 But then he'll be back, so...¦ 187 00:14:46,014 --> 00:14:48,364 stay warm in there. Bye. 188 00:14:49,718 --> 00:14:52,118 - You have to sing as well. - No! 189 00:14:52,352 --> 00:14:56,142 Tomasz, I've told you. It's the best way to bond. 190 00:15:20,601 --> 00:15:22,601 Okay, this list is crucial. 191 00:15:23,642 --> 00:15:26,462 Remember to stick to the point. No hesitation. 192 00:15:26,612 --> 00:15:30,312 Don't try to be friends with him. That would be typical of you. 193 00:15:31,079 --> 00:15:33,079 Right? See you in two weeks. 194 00:15:34,489 --> 00:15:36,489 - Okay. - Fine. 195 00:15:37,029 --> 00:15:39,029 Let's say goodbye. 196 00:15:58,352 --> 00:16:00,352 - Hello. - Hi. 197 00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:05,270 - Tomek? - Tomasz. 198 00:16:08,632 --> 00:16:10,632 So¦ Here. 199 00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:30,707 Cigarette? 200 00:16:31,012 --> 00:16:33,012 No, thanks. 201 00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,931 Or¦ Yes, please. 202 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,899 Thanks. 203 00:16:54,019 --> 00:16:55,239 Jasiu! 204 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,749 You had to go all the way to Skarzysko to get that coke, dickhead? 205 00:16:58,902 --> 00:17:01,502 Get in the back. The next stop is Norway. 206 00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:15,640 Well, how do you feel? 207 00:17:16,075 --> 00:17:18,075 Ready to conquer Norway? 208 00:17:18,258 --> 00:17:20,258 Yeah, I guess so. 209 00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:23,367 Good call. Good call, man. 210 00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:28,019 They're loaded over there. 211 00:17:28,425 --> 00:17:30,095 They remodel constantly. 212 00:17:30,245 --> 00:17:33,525 When they're done, they start all over again. 213 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,846 Which means we get work. 214 00:17:38,393 --> 00:17:42,103 I've been to Italy, Germany, the UK. Norway's different. 215 00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:45,022 The others have no respect for Polacks. 216 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:48,097 Give us crappy jobs. Never pay on time. 217 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,535 Norwegians are cultivated. 218 00:17:51,749 --> 00:17:54,969 They pay well and keep their word. 219 00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:57,509 More than anything, they're good people. 220 00:17:58,001 --> 00:18:00,491 Good people. Everyone speaks English. 221 00:18:00,641 --> 00:18:02,641 It's clean and tidy. 222 00:18:04,386 --> 00:18:07,756 So what can you do? What are your skills? 223 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,601 Well, my skills... 224 00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:16,136 What's your specialty? 225 00:18:16,293 --> 00:18:18,553 Are you a plumber, painter? You do floors? 226 00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:20,517 No, I'm a linguist. 227 00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:21,956 A what? 228 00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:24,452 A linguist. 229 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:29,097 I can speak several languages. I know a lot about languages. 230 00:18:31,118 --> 00:18:34,988 It's actually diachronic linguistics. 231 00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:39,645 I study the way languages develop independently over time. 232 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:44,137 But also how they influence each other in the long term. 233 00:18:45,721 --> 00:18:48,871 - I don't get it. - What don't you get? 234 00:18:50,351 --> 00:18:52,951 Are you daft? We're not a tourist agency. 235 00:18:53,879 --> 00:18:56,879 - You won't drive a linguist? - Of course not. 236 00:18:57,033 --> 00:19:01,533 - Not unless you pay extra. - It's not fair. 237 00:19:01,677 --> 00:19:06,067 Bricklayers, locksmiths, plumbers go to Norway. 238 00:19:06,288 --> 00:19:08,078 Linguists stay at home! 239 00:19:08,229 --> 00:19:10,799 - Can we get a move on? - In a moment. 240 00:19:11,403 --> 00:19:13,593 Right, get it? Good luck! 241 00:19:15,351 --> 00:19:17,461 I'm going there to get some money. 242 00:19:20,388 --> 00:19:22,388 What money? 243 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,128 What money? 244 00:19:28,315 --> 00:19:30,315 My dad owes me money. 245 00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:33,039 What the fuck? 246 00:19:33,496 --> 00:19:35,496 Are you Norwegian? 247 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,875 I've never been to Norway. 248 00:19:44,485 --> 00:19:46,485 But is your dad Norwegian? 249 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,969 So they say. 250 00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:02,114 You've never met him, have you? 251 00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:11,448 No, never. 252 00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:15,509 Shit, just like me. 253 00:20:16,105 --> 00:20:18,525 My dad spent his whole life in jail. 254 00:20:24,252 --> 00:20:26,252 You can come. 255 00:20:27,411 --> 00:20:28,661 Come on. 256 00:20:29,079 --> 00:20:31,399 Right, the linguist's coming with us. 257 00:20:36,378 --> 00:20:39,368 - How many languages do you speak? - Many. 258 00:20:40,025 --> 00:20:43,245 Or quite a few. I speak better¦ 259 00:20:44,223 --> 00:20:45,643 ¦Chinese than Japanese. 260 00:20:45,793 --> 00:20:48,623 - Scandinavian languages? - A bit. 261 00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:52,375 - Norwegian, right? - Yeah, my Norwegian's...¦. 262 00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:56,983 A colleague of mine wrote this. What does it mean? 263 00:20:57,436 --> 00:20:59,656 It means... well...¦. 264 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,803 Like, with your tongue. 265 00:21:05,395 --> 00:21:07,395 On a woman. 266 00:21:07,991 --> 00:21:09,991 No! 267 00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:12,691 - Yes, it's true! - "Cunt-licker"? 268 00:21:15,395 --> 00:21:17,245 - Look at that one! - Hi, guys. 269 00:21:17,404 --> 00:21:20,044 - Hi, daddy. - It's got long hair. 270 00:21:20,688 --> 00:21:23,808 That's right. It needs a lot of brushing. 271 00:21:24,812 --> 00:21:27,232 I had a bike accident today. 272 00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:30,663 - Were you hurt? - Actually I was. 273 00:21:31,049 --> 00:21:33,049 Poor thing. 274 00:21:33,327 --> 00:21:35,327 I'm still a bit dizzy. 275 00:21:35,623 --> 00:21:38,273 - Maybe you should lie down? - No, I'm okay. 276 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:40,845 But thanks. 277 00:21:41,574 --> 00:21:43,284 At least I didn't hurt my teeth. 278 00:21:43,426 --> 00:21:46,026 - Knock on wood. - Well, that's a relief. 279 00:21:47,862 --> 00:21:51,772 - Should I make lunch? - Yeah, we're kind of busy here. 280 00:21:52,204 --> 00:21:54,204 Homework? 281 00:22:01,199 --> 00:22:03,199 We're getting a dog. 282 00:22:04,703 --> 00:22:06,833 Maybe I've promised more than I can keep. 283 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,810 But we're looking into it. 284 00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:13,059 Getting the basis we need to discuss it properly. 285 00:22:14,123 --> 00:22:16,383 Aren't we done with that discussion? 286 00:22:16,525 --> 00:22:17,905 You are. 287 00:22:18,176 --> 00:22:20,676 - We want a dog. - I know you do. 288 00:22:20,891 --> 00:22:24,951 - I've got strong feelings about it. - I know that. 289 00:22:25,097 --> 00:22:26,977 It's a very strong, 290 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:31,038 bad feeling when a dog's unhappy because it's neglected. 291 00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:34,320 - That won't happen. You know it. - I don't. 292 00:22:34,817 --> 00:22:39,277 Imagine if you move away from home in, let's say, 8-10 years, 293 00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:43,459 Sveinung in 11-12 years. The dog will still be alive. 294 00:22:43,651 --> 00:22:47,691 We can't set a time frame for them leaving yet. 295 00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,949 - No, of course not. - Sveinung? 296 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:53,720 You can live at home as long as you like, you know. 297 00:22:55,475 --> 00:23:00,625 That's one of the reasons why we improved the basement, right? 298 00:23:01,356 --> 00:23:03,206 I can take the dog with me. 299 00:23:03,502 --> 00:23:06,822 That's what you say now, but if you're going to study abroad, 300 00:23:07,475 --> 00:23:11,705 you might not want to drag an old dog along. 301 00:23:12,079 --> 00:23:14,579 Then I'll be 55 years old. 302 00:23:14,938 --> 00:23:16,428 I might want to work less, 303 00:23:16,584 --> 00:23:19,954 have fewer patients, travel, go skiing. 304 00:23:20,103 --> 00:23:23,613 -Dogs love to go skiing. -But I don't want to drag a dog along. 305 00:23:25,722 --> 00:23:28,232 I'd feel obliged to talk to it, cuddle. 306 00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:31,085 I find the thought really stressful. 307 00:23:31,241 --> 00:23:33,381 What if I don't feel like cuddling? 308 00:23:33,532 --> 00:23:37,712 Do we need all these weird objections? 309 00:23:37,856 --> 00:23:40,466 I've got plenty of ordinary objections. 310 00:23:40,621 --> 00:23:44,301 A child doesn't feel responsibility in the same way as you do¦ 311 00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:47,680 ¦when you're around 40, and¦. 312 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,596 Sveinung, do your teeth sting? 313 00:23:52,435 --> 00:23:54,435 Come here, Sveinung. 314 00:23:54,907 --> 00:23:58,297 Besides, you have more than enough activities. 315 00:23:58,449 --> 00:24:01,989 I don't think of this as an activity. 316 00:24:02,350 --> 00:24:06,460 - But it is. - It's also an exercise in empathy, 317 00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:09,905 thinking of something besides yourself. 318 00:24:10,114 --> 00:24:13,364 But then the setback will be even greater if you fail. 319 00:24:15,883 --> 00:24:17,003 We should¦. 320 00:24:17,153 --> 00:24:19,623 Maybe we should start with something smaller? 321 00:24:21,829 --> 00:24:24,349 - Like a fish or a mouse. - How can you love a mouse? 322 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:27,506 - Sure you can love a mouse. - It can't do anything. 323 00:24:29,319 --> 00:24:31,579 Mice can do more than you think. 324 00:24:31,727 --> 00:24:35,157 Mom and I loved you when you were babies. 325 00:24:35,306 --> 00:24:40,106 Even though you didn't do squat. We were happy before you came. 326 00:24:40,399 --> 00:24:44,659 We're still happy, but our lives changed when you arrived. 327 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:49,501 We couldn't just go anywhere we wanted anymore. We got tied down. 328 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:53,289 I mean, of course it was our choice. 329 00:24:54,370 --> 00:24:57,370 - It's not as if we're not happy. - I never said we weren't. 330 00:24:58,287 --> 00:25:00,287 That's not what I mean. 331 00:25:06,508 --> 00:25:09,918 If we get a dog, we can no longer go to Gran Canaria. 332 00:25:11,163 --> 00:25:13,623 - Or that ride at Kjeller. - Bikey? 333 00:25:14,741 --> 00:25:16,241 - That was fun. - Right? 334 00:25:16,737 --> 00:25:18,717 All that's over. 335 00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:20,865 We can still go on holidays. 336 00:25:21,915 --> 00:25:25,465 People who have dogs still have vacations. 337 00:25:25,622 --> 00:25:30,732 They go camping in Sweden, drink, smoke, barbecue, ignore their kids. 338 00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:34,577 You know, we're not having this discussion in front of the kids. 339 00:25:35,095 --> 00:25:37,905 Three to one. I'm the bad guy. 340 00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:43,090 I think it's wrong for a minority to block what the majority wants. 341 00:25:43,238 --> 00:25:46,088 Who didn't want to go to the technical museum? 342 00:25:46,238 --> 00:25:52,408 But this is about fundamental, long-term wishes and desires. 343 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:56,280 That's pretty emotional. 344 00:25:56,539 --> 00:26:00,469 Wanting a dog is actually a very emotional thing, Vidkun. 345 00:26:04,447 --> 00:26:08,997 - I had a dog when I was a kid. - You did? You never told me. 346 00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:12,708 I had a cute little retriever that I inherited from my Aunt Bitten. 347 00:26:13,913 --> 00:26:15,913 We were like peas in a pod. 348 00:26:17,154 --> 00:26:19,324 We were completely inseparable. 349 00:26:21,005 --> 00:26:24,155 But when it died, my whole world fell apart. 350 00:26:25,493 --> 00:26:28,053 I don't want my kids to go through that. 351 00:26:28,197 --> 00:26:30,197 Aunt Bitten? 352 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:31,925 But, Vidkun...¦ 353 00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:34,533 - I know that's not true. - It is! 354 00:26:34,995 --> 00:26:37,595 - Did you really have a dog, daddy? - Yeah! 355 00:26:38,668 --> 00:26:42,808 - I also got bitten by a dog once. - I suppose it hurt. 356 00:26:42,955 --> 00:26:48,885 - It hurt a lot. I still have a scar. - Good for you. You can show it off. 357 00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:51,216 You want daddy to show it to you? 358 00:26:52,607 --> 00:26:55,787 - Well, show them the scar. - Sure. I don't mind. 359 00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:58,614 Let's see...¦ It's this arm. 360 00:27:45,801 --> 00:27:50,201 But, did she count all the presents you didn't get as a child? 361 00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:53,088 No. 362 00:27:54,910 --> 00:27:56,810 Which means she hasn't done the math. 363 00:27:56,962 --> 00:28:00,262 - How's that? - It's still two hundred grand. 364 00:28:00,531 --> 00:28:03,371 - A child deserves presents. - Naturally. 365 00:28:03,753 --> 00:28:05,753 - Yeah, Tomasz. - Hold on. 366 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:08,438 - How old are you? - 28. 367 00:28:08,590 --> 00:28:10,590 That means 28 birthdays. 368 00:28:13,952 --> 00:28:17,942 - Name days, Christmas, Easter. - Public holidays times two. 369 00:28:18,551 --> 00:28:21,951 - Independence Day. - December 6th. 370 00:28:22,095 --> 00:28:25,195 In December, there's also Christmas Eve. 371 00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:28,675 As well as May 1st and 3rd. 372 00:28:28,830 --> 00:28:31,550 Sometimes long weekends too. 373 00:28:31,695 --> 00:28:34,675 Baptism and first communion. 374 00:28:34,828 --> 00:28:37,738 What about school? You got good grades? 375 00:28:37,886 --> 00:28:41,206 - I mostly got straight A's. - You see? It's not fair. 376 00:28:41,945 --> 00:28:44,315 Not that many B's? 377 00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:47,240 Jeez, man. 378 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:50,716 - And? - You did really well. 379 00:28:50,942 --> 00:28:53,092 Yeah, but it's not that simple. 380 00:28:53,821 --> 00:28:55,561 I never knew my father. 381 00:28:55,705 --> 00:28:58,105 My mother didn't want to talk about it. 382 00:28:59,273 --> 00:29:02,073 She showed me him in this photo. This is him. 383 00:29:03,695 --> 00:29:05,695 Let me have a look. 384 00:29:07,324 --> 00:29:09,324 - Which one is it? - Him. 385 00:29:09,852 --> 00:29:11,852 Yeah. 386 00:29:15,282 --> 00:29:17,282 This is mom. 387 00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:20,400 You're telling me...¦ 388 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:23,340 he doesn't even know you exist? 389 00:29:23,558 --> 00:29:24,748 No. 390 00:29:25,185 --> 00:29:27,185 Some Norwegian! 391 00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:42,430 Hi. 392 00:29:43,145 --> 00:29:46,545 - What do you think about your tires? - In English, please. 393 00:29:49,136 --> 00:29:51,136 - Your tires? - No. 394 00:29:51,504 --> 00:29:53,244 No, we're not tired. 395 00:29:53,389 --> 00:29:55,679 We've driven all the way. 396 00:29:57,267 --> 00:29:59,267 Wait a second. 397 00:30:00,191 --> 00:30:03,511 You see, we have to go to Norway to work. 398 00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:07,992 Yeah. Sorry, we can't let you through with those tires. 399 00:30:08,876 --> 00:30:12,636 Yes, but everything's in order. Work. 400 00:30:16,236 --> 00:30:18,856 Is she talking about the tires? 401 00:30:19,837 --> 00:30:22,327 Okay, I guess we'll have to turn back. 402 00:30:27,945 --> 00:30:31,375 - Are you going to fix it or not? - Sure I'll fix it! 403 00:30:31,525 --> 00:30:34,985 - How are you going to fix it? - Wait and see. 404 00:30:35,136 --> 00:30:37,326 I'll fix it, I said! 405 00:30:40,607 --> 00:30:44,457 Stop! I said I'll fix it, which means I'll fix it. Now shut up! 406 00:30:48,653 --> 00:30:49,923 Hurry! 407 00:30:50,186 --> 00:30:53,336 That stupid bitch isn't gonna keep us out of Norway. 408 00:30:56,502 --> 00:30:58,502 Go! 409 00:31:06,069 --> 00:31:07,779 How many cigarettes you got? 410 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:10,086 They're pricey here. 411 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,286 I know. That's why I'm asking. 412 00:31:13,336 --> 00:31:15,336 Well, I brought a few extra packs; 413 00:31:15,911 --> 00:31:17,911 I'll just put it that way. 414 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:23,430 Like I said, they rotate the guards every hour. 415 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:30,487 Don't panic. 416 00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:36,206 Hello again. Everything's okay? 417 00:31:36,886 --> 00:31:38,886 Yeah. 418 00:31:46,298 --> 00:31:48,868 - New tires? - Yeah, quite new. 419 00:31:50,103 --> 00:31:52,103 Do you have a receipt? 420 00:31:52,681 --> 00:31:54,681 Oh, crap. 421 00:32:54,122 --> 00:32:55,422 Welcome. 422 00:32:55,601 --> 00:32:56,651 Thank you. 423 00:32:57,211 --> 00:32:58,571 Look at that. 424 00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:00,791 - Hi. - Hi. 425 00:33:01,426 --> 00:33:04,546 There's a list in the kitchen if you're interested. 426 00:33:05,329 --> 00:33:07,329 We'll see. 427 00:33:10,549 --> 00:33:12,549 Why are we here anyway? 428 00:33:13,021 --> 00:33:15,201 Our house is much nicer than this. 429 00:33:15,707 --> 00:33:17,717 Look how bright it is here. 430 00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:21,040 We can fix the rest in a couple of weeks. 431 00:33:21,185 --> 00:33:24,675 We just need some good craftsmen and a bit of money. Right? 432 00:33:27,509 --> 00:33:28,709 What? 433 00:33:29,307 --> 00:33:30,417 Sure. 434 00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:33,296 - Isn't it nice? - It sure is. 435 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,950 The ceiling is nice, isn't it? 436 00:33:54,903 --> 00:33:56,213 Hello? 437 00:33:56,729 --> 00:33:58,729 Hi. 438 00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:03,714 Have you done that English thing? 439 00:34:04,552 --> 00:34:06,552 Not yet. 440 00:34:07,074 --> 00:34:09,074 Okay. 441 00:34:09,607 --> 00:34:10,947 Right. 442 00:34:11,574 --> 00:34:14,004 Why aren't you downstairs? 443 00:34:14,494 --> 00:34:16,494 Because it's bullshit. 444 00:34:16,937 --> 00:34:18,937 Agreed. 445 00:34:20,534 --> 00:34:22,064 What are you doing? 446 00:34:22,236 --> 00:34:23,836 Making some stuff. 447 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:25,365 Okay? 448 00:34:26,018 --> 00:34:27,508 Is that a crocodile? 449 00:34:27,876 --> 00:34:29,876 Yeah. Actually. 450 00:34:30,407 --> 00:34:32,407 It's really cute. 451 00:34:33,151 --> 00:34:35,151 It's not that cute. 452 00:34:36,410 --> 00:34:38,460 Well, I think it's really cute. 453 00:34:39,864 --> 00:34:41,864 But it's not cute. 454 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,360 I promise. 455 00:34:52,707 --> 00:34:54,707 Hi, Anitra. 456 00:34:55,859 --> 00:34:57,859 Hi. 457 00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:01,217 - Would you like some? - Yes, please. 458 00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:04,140 It looks good. 459 00:35:07,907 --> 00:35:09,837 - Did you bake them yourself? - Yeah. 460 00:35:09,985 --> 00:35:12,135 At least I arranged it. 461 00:35:13,297 --> 00:35:14,547 I must say...¦ 462 00:35:15,081 --> 00:35:17,461 it's a beautiful house. Nice and bright. 463 00:35:17,607 --> 00:35:19,667 Yeah, we're going to miss it. 464 00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,868 Have you bought something new? 465 00:35:22,574 --> 00:35:25,964 - We've looked at some properties. - Okay. 466 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:28,061 I see. 467 00:35:28,474 --> 00:35:31,514 Excuse me? Is there a separate water heater? 468 00:35:32,341 --> 00:35:34,341 Yes, I think so. 469 00:35:34,707 --> 00:35:36,107 Anitra? 470 00:35:36,644 --> 00:35:39,304 - We might well put in a bid. - Yeah? 471 00:35:39,474 --> 00:35:41,834 We plan to live here for the rest of our lives. 472 00:35:42,175 --> 00:35:44,175 We just want more sun. 473 00:35:44,777 --> 00:35:46,087 Smart. 474 00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:48,071 Darling? 475 00:35:48,341 --> 00:35:50,491 - I think we're done here. - Okay. 476 00:35:51,452 --> 00:35:53,452 Chic realtor. 477 00:36:01,318 --> 00:36:03,438 We could have a bedroom upstairs. 478 00:36:03,588 --> 00:36:05,898 - Can we say hello to it? - Sure. 479 00:36:06,261 --> 00:36:08,261 Just look after Sveinung. 480 00:36:10,821 --> 00:36:12,091 - Hi there. - Hi. 481 00:36:12,241 --> 00:36:14,591 - Oh, hi! - Hi. Thanks for helping me. 482 00:36:15,484 --> 00:36:17,714 Well, how's your head? 483 00:36:18,412 --> 00:36:20,412 Well, it's... 484 00:36:21,884 --> 00:36:24,584 I feel a bit dizzy, but otherwise I'm okay. 485 00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:28,460 Aren't you happy with your house? 486 00:36:29,197 --> 00:36:32,747 - We had to take a look. - It's got so many great solutions. 487 00:36:33,587 --> 00:36:35,587 That's what Anitra says too. 488 00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:40,378 - It's got many great solutions. - Too bad you have to move. 489 00:36:52,435 --> 00:36:55,835 - Come on, daddy. Pet the dog! - I'm not afraid of dogs. 490 00:36:56,776 --> 00:36:58,776 Come on, Vidkun. 491 00:36:59,034 --> 00:37:01,134 Daddy will say hello to the dog. 492 00:37:02,502 --> 00:37:04,502 Look. 493 00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:09,251 Let daddy say hello to the dog alone, so he can get used to it. 494 00:37:10,836 --> 00:37:12,836 He left. 495 00:37:24,753 --> 00:37:25,923 Hello? 496 00:37:26,065 --> 00:37:28,065 Hi, excuse me. 497 00:37:28,586 --> 00:37:30,996 I have this old picture. 498 00:37:31,477 --> 00:37:35,157 Do you know where I could find this man? 499 00:37:35,374 --> 00:37:38,804 I think he used to work here at this school, as a teacher. 500 00:37:39,041 --> 00:37:41,971 - Yes. - Yes? So you know him? 501 00:37:44,486 --> 00:37:46,486 His name is Kiran. 502 00:37:48,013 --> 00:37:50,383 Kiran? Okay. 503 00:37:52,511 --> 00:37:55,351 - Do you know where he lives? - No. 504 00:37:56,271 --> 00:37:59,611 - But he lives around here somewhere. - Okay. 505 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,946 Thank you. 506 00:38:55,101 --> 00:38:57,101 - There. - I'll get it. 507 00:38:57,864 --> 00:38:59,144 Let's finish. 508 00:38:59,642 --> 00:39:02,562 We have to take this. Behind, top, front. 509 00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:07,041 Vidkun? 510 00:39:07,896 --> 00:39:09,186 Yeah, right. 511 00:39:09,728 --> 00:39:11,178 Don't forget the molars. 512 00:39:11,334 --> 00:39:13,774 Just continue. Behind, top, front. 513 00:39:14,596 --> 00:39:16,936 - I'll check afterwards. - Hi. 514 00:39:17,090 --> 00:39:19,090 - Hi? - Hi. 515 00:39:20,561 --> 00:39:24,311 I'll get straight to the point. We're from the residents association. 516 00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:27,299 Did you have a bike accident yesterday? 517 00:39:28,895 --> 00:39:30,055 Yeah, I did. 518 00:39:30,210 --> 00:39:32,610 It's a pity when these things happen. 519 00:39:33,769 --> 00:39:35,879 Did you slip on something? 520 00:39:36,215 --> 00:39:38,445 Yes, actually I did. 521 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,760 Do you know what it was? 522 00:39:42,438 --> 00:39:44,488 - No. - Maybe an invertebrate? 523 00:39:45,763 --> 00:39:47,763 A snail? 524 00:40:10,219 --> 00:40:12,749 - Really nice. - A bit pricey, though. 525 00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:02,851 Who are you? 526 00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:05,651 Tomasz Nowac. 527 00:42:06,885 --> 00:42:09,185 I don't need more workers right now. 528 00:42:11,789 --> 00:42:13,789 Oh. Too bad. 529 00:42:17,651 --> 00:42:19,651 What can you do? 530 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,600 A lot of things. 531 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:23,800 - Like what? - Diachronic linguistics. 532 00:42:24,999 --> 00:42:29,299 The science of how languages develop over time. 533 00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,310 Both individually, 534 00:42:31,726 --> 00:42:34,616 and, not least, in relationship to each other. 535 00:42:39,854 --> 00:42:41,964 No, I'm a carpenter. 536 00:42:45,154 --> 00:42:47,154 Okay, we'll see. 537 00:42:49,014 --> 00:42:52,164 I like to give people a chance. 538 00:43:04,724 --> 00:43:06,724 Just remember: If you screw up, 539 00:43:07,202 --> 00:43:08,652 you're out of here. 540 00:43:09,248 --> 00:43:11,248 Okay. 541 00:43:12,528 --> 00:43:14,528 I take it you're from Warsaw? 542 00:43:15,386 --> 00:43:17,386 Yeah. 543 00:43:18,266 --> 00:43:21,546 It's been seven years since I left that place for Norway. 544 00:43:25,086 --> 00:43:27,086 Right. 545 00:43:27,783 --> 00:43:32,823 This is your bunk. The bloke who slept here took off a couple of days ago. 546 00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:37,556 No girls, no boys, no sex in this city, but...¦ 547 00:43:40,565 --> 00:43:43,605 these buns are yours. You can eat as many as you like. 548 00:43:48,255 --> 00:43:50,835 Say hi to your new roommate, cunts. 549 00:43:51,259 --> 00:43:54,309 Welcome to Ullevaal Hageby! 550 00:43:55,075 --> 00:43:58,225 "If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere!" 551 00:44:00,286 --> 00:44:02,286 You're out. 552 00:44:22,233 --> 00:44:24,233 Arion vulgaris. 553 00:44:24,685 --> 00:44:26,465 - Spanish slug. - Oh, my God. 554 00:44:26,619 --> 00:44:28,619 It's a disaster. 555 00:44:29,202 --> 00:44:33,072 But thanks, Vidkun, for helping uncover this.