1 00:00:08,045 --> 00:00:09,546 {\an8}"My words are lazy" 2 00:00:09,713 --> 00:00:11,131 "My thoughts are cloudy" 3 00:00:11,506 --> 00:00:14,468 "But this is something I'm sure of." 4 00:00:14,593 --> 00:00:18,096 "Everyone needs a best friend" 5 00:00:18,305 --> 00:00:20,932 "I'm so glad I'm your best friend." 6 00:00:29,608 --> 00:00:33,945 {\an8}Okay, we have reached the last unit In the subject of health 7 00:00:34,071 --> 00:00:35,906 Sex education 8 00:00:36,114 --> 00:00:37,574 This is adult material 9 00:00:37,741 --> 00:00:40,494 I expect you all to handle it maturely 10 00:00:40,619 --> 00:00:43,830 {\an8}- Just as you should as young adults - I'm afraid, Teddy. 11 00:00:43,955 --> 00:00:46,375 {\an8}What if he showed us a picture of a vagina And I got an erection? 12 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,710 {\an8}You'll have an erection before this class is over Dude 13 00:00:48,835 --> 00:00:50,379 {\an8}The sooner you know this The better 14 00:00:50,504 --> 00:00:55,550 {\an8}Sexual intercourse is a physical expression About love and affection... 15 00:00:55,676 --> 00:00:57,135 {\an8}It is completely natural 16 00:00:57,719 --> 00:01:01,515 {\an8}And he fought most of the time Sexually transmitted diseases include... 17 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,518 Gonorrhea and acquired immunodeficiency Herpes and chlamydia 18 00:01:04,643 --> 00:01:07,104 And human papillomavirus Hepatitis A through C 19 00:01:07,229 --> 00:01:09,940 {\an8}"JFK was killed." What can I say?" 20 00:01:10,065 --> 00:01:12,734 - "We didn't start the fire!" - Stop, Ted! 21 00:01:13,026 --> 00:01:15,195 This is exactly what I'm talking about 22 00:01:15,362 --> 00:01:20,450 {\an8}To avoid sexually transmitted diseases It is important to practice safe sex 23 00:01:20,575 --> 00:01:24,871 Now, who can tell me? What is the safest sex? 24 00:01:26,206 --> 00:01:29,376 Nobody? Masturbation 25 00:01:29,501 --> 00:01:32,295 {\an8}If you are going to assign us household jobs Johnny did it this morning 26 00:01:32,421 --> 00:01:34,715 - Shut up, dude -He performs additional duties 27 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,466 - Calm down - Stop! 28 00:01:36,883 --> 00:01:38,844 If you continue this, you will be punished with detention, sir 29 00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:42,222 {\an8}Now, why is it important Practice safe sex? 30 00:01:42,347 --> 00:01:45,892 {\an8}Well, it all starts with biology 31 00:01:46,143 --> 00:01:50,939 - It's started - Let's start with the female reproductive system 32 00:01:52,274 --> 00:01:55,527 - No - What a shame! That's too fast for you 33 00:01:57,863 --> 00:01:59,281 I'm glad that's over 34 00:01:59,406 --> 00:02:02,284 I know, that was like a class Sex education for children 35 00:02:02,451 --> 00:02:05,287 {\an8}- What? -He's really going to talk about masturbation... 36 00:02:05,412 --> 00:02:07,372 {\an8}- Prolonged masturbation will not be mentioned - Really 37 00:02:07,497 --> 00:02:11,084 {\an8}He didn't even talk about increasing the massage The prostate due to the intensity of orgasm 38 00:02:11,209 --> 00:02:14,880 {\an8}Did you see? Go to the explanation of vocabulary When I mentioned ass licking? 39 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:18,175 {\an8}Wait, did you have sex? 40 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:21,178 No, I'm exaggerating myself 41 00:02:21,303 --> 00:02:22,679 Come on, we're 16 years old 42 00:02:22,804 --> 00:02:25,557 - When? With whom? - A few weeks ago, together 43 00:02:25,682 --> 00:02:28,310 We didn't want to be the last students in school They lose their virginity 44 00:02:28,435 --> 00:02:32,397 {\an8}Yes, you're right, of course How bad would that be? 45 00:02:32,564 --> 00:02:34,608 {\an8}Wow! I didn't know you were dating 46 00:02:34,775 --> 00:02:36,151 {\an8}I thought you were gay, Andrew. 47 00:02:36,276 --> 00:02:39,613 I don't know, I might be I just know that I'm not a failure 48 00:02:39,738 --> 00:02:41,740 You are very confident in yourself I like it 49 00:02:41,865 --> 00:02:43,241 Let's go to the computer room 50 00:02:43,366 --> 00:02:45,243 We can have sex On the Oregon Trail 51 00:02:47,162 --> 00:02:48,955 Bad luck, Teddy. Do you know what that means? 52 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,750 - I am the last virgin in school - What about Ben Connors? 53 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:54,336 He slept with his math teacher That's why I was fired 54 00:02:54,503 --> 00:02:56,338 I thought she was fired for giving it away PCP drug 55 00:02:56,463 --> 00:02:58,215 Yeah, I guess that's the trade-off Between them, Teddy. 56 00:02:58,757 --> 00:03:00,383 Wow! Yes, this is a mess 57 00:03:00,759 --> 00:03:02,135 Anyway, dude This is serious 58 00:03:02,302 --> 00:03:03,845 I need to hurry up and cum With someone... 59 00:03:03,970 --> 00:03:05,972 Before people found out and he was humiliated 60 00:03:06,097 --> 00:03:08,975 You're right, I have to find a buyer, Fresh penis! 61 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:11,353 - Get a fresh penis here! Oh, what a shame, Ted! 62 00:03:11,478 --> 00:03:15,023 This penis belonged to an old lady She only had sex with him on Sundays 63 00:03:15,148 --> 00:03:16,650 It still smells like it The smell of new bars 64 00:03:16,775 --> 00:03:18,944 - Can you shut up? - Well, I'm just trying to help 65 00:03:25,534 --> 00:03:26,993 Well, what about Talia? 66 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,413 - Talia Winthrop will not have sex with you -You don't know that 67 00:03:30,539 --> 00:03:32,165 Have you seen the guys you're dating? Hey, Johnny? 68 00:03:32,290 --> 00:03:34,960 They are future criminals They paint their nails 69 00:03:35,085 --> 00:03:36,711 Is this what you want to do? Want to paint your nails? 70 00:03:37,087 --> 00:03:38,463 I can paint my nails 71 00:03:38,588 --> 00:03:40,340 Well, you want to be a man Who paint their nails? Okay 72 00:03:40,465 --> 00:03:42,092 Prepare not to be funny After today 73 00:03:42,217 --> 00:03:44,636 No more jokes You won't be able to tell a joke anymore 74 00:03:44,761 --> 00:03:47,222 -Why not? -Men who paint their nails are serious 75 00:03:47,347 --> 00:03:51,393 If you are on a cruise and see the captain He takes a female passenger to his cabin... 76 00:03:51,518 --> 00:03:53,436 - What are you saying? - She says, "You'll go with him." 77 00:03:53,562 --> 00:03:55,230 No, she says, "Well done." 78 00:03:55,355 --> 00:03:59,067 “Everyone deserves love,” she says In this ugly world" because your nails are painted 79 00:03:59,192 --> 00:04:00,694 Wait, can I tell? “Make my wood tremble?” 80 00:04:00,819 --> 00:04:03,530 No, you can't do that No jokes, just finger paints 81 00:04:05,198 --> 00:04:07,659 Do you think, Blair? One of your friends from university 82 00:04:07,784 --> 00:04:09,703 Will you have sex with John? 83 00:04:09,828 --> 00:04:11,413 Yes, every literature specialist wants Having sex... 84 00:04:11,538 --> 00:04:13,290 With a teenager on the sheets (Star Wars) 85 00:04:13,415 --> 00:04:15,709 Even if she had a bad relationship with her father This is a good addition 86 00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:17,252 Do you have any female friends? 87 00:04:17,586 --> 00:04:20,881 - Why are you asking me this? - Because I am the last virgin in my class 88 00:04:21,006 --> 00:04:23,300 Come on, your friends are always trying Doing good deeds in the world 89 00:04:23,425 --> 00:04:25,260 Why don't someone take a break? From feeding the hungry... 90 00:04:25,385 --> 00:04:28,221 - To have sex with desperate people? - No, I won't help you 91 00:04:28,847 --> 00:04:30,265 Oh, I'm pathetic 92 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:32,559 Seriously, there are a lot One of the wonderful virgins 93 00:04:32,726 --> 00:04:34,269 The flying nun 94 00:04:34,728 --> 00:04:36,146 (Richie Rich) 95 00:04:37,439 --> 00:04:38,899 statue of lincoln 96 00:04:41,568 --> 00:04:44,112 - This souvenir book -I've never had sex before 97 00:04:44,362 --> 00:04:45,780 I've never had a girlfriend before 98 00:04:46,031 --> 00:04:47,616 Too bad, I didn't even kiss anyone 99 00:04:47,741 --> 00:04:50,619 I kissed Michael Dukakis at the parade When you were 9 years old 100 00:04:50,744 --> 00:04:52,370 This doesn't count He's the one who kissed me 101 00:04:52,495 --> 00:04:55,165 It was a passionate enough kiss To publish a story about it in the newspaper 102 00:04:55,457 --> 00:04:58,043 Don't worry, Johnny, there's plenty more From the alleys in Boston 103 00:04:58,168 --> 00:04:59,836 There must be a sex hole in one of them 104 00:05:00,003 --> 00:05:02,213 Even if we don't find that We're going to Worcester. 105 00:05:05,717 --> 00:05:07,510 Look at all the queens Social care 106 00:05:07,636 --> 00:05:09,554 Do you see? This is this country's problem 107 00:05:09,679 --> 00:05:12,641 Everyone expects everything to be given to them On a silver platter 108 00:05:13,683 --> 00:05:15,101 Hello guys 109 00:05:15,518 --> 00:05:16,895 Can I talk to you both? 110 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:20,065 -Do you want a tuna sandwich? - No, I'm fine 111 00:05:21,566 --> 00:05:23,234 It's about John. 112 00:05:24,653 --> 00:05:28,114 I think he might be about to... 113 00:05:29,491 --> 00:05:33,411 I think he's interested To become sexually active 114 00:05:34,162 --> 00:05:35,580 What do you mean? 115 00:05:36,414 --> 00:05:40,877 Well, I don't know How can I be more clear? 116 00:05:41,336 --> 00:05:43,880 Did you and John talk about sex? 117 00:05:44,005 --> 00:05:46,007 Of course not, he is only 16 years old 118 00:05:46,132 --> 00:05:48,134 Talking about sex is rude 119 00:05:48,259 --> 00:05:52,138 Then you will depend on the gym teacher And a lustful stuffed bear? 120 00:05:52,639 --> 00:05:55,058 How do you expect him to know? What he needs to know? 121 00:05:55,225 --> 00:05:57,477 When you are taken for compulsory service They make you watch a movie 122 00:05:57,769 --> 00:06:02,649 Look, I understand that the conversation has... Strange but very important 123 00:06:02,774 --> 00:06:05,819 - (Tony Randall) participated in it -You're absolutely right, Blair. 124 00:06:05,944 --> 00:06:07,445 Do you know what I will do? 125 00:06:07,654 --> 00:06:10,532 I'll take a piece of the Ask Beth page. From the Globe newspaper 126 00:06:10,657 --> 00:06:12,575 And I'll pass it under his door 127 00:06:12,701 --> 00:06:15,704 Guys, there's nothing wrong with that With human sexuality 128 00:06:15,829 --> 00:06:21,584 You've never been to a strip club The lights were on and I didn't 129 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:24,838 This is no joke, Matty. He needs to know these things 130 00:06:24,963 --> 00:06:27,674 Look, I'll talk to him at the right time 131 00:06:27,799 --> 00:06:32,512 And I'm telling you as someone who knows him well It's the right time 132 00:06:32,637 --> 00:06:35,181 Okay? I think you are trying to avoid Uncomfortable conversation 133 00:06:35,306 --> 00:06:37,434 Honestly, that's selfish of you 134 00:06:37,559 --> 00:06:40,270 All I'm trying to do is eat my lunch here Wow! 135 00:06:40,895 --> 00:06:43,064 Have you had your period? 136 00:06:44,441 --> 00:06:45,859 - What? -Forget it 137 00:06:45,984 --> 00:06:48,737 appeared? Like puberty teeth? 138 00:06:48,862 --> 00:06:51,364 -Forget I mentioned that - Unfortunately, it seems that you need this conversation 139 00:06:51,489 --> 00:06:54,659 And not him, do you know how it works Menstruation? 140 00:06:54,826 --> 00:06:57,495 -I know enough - Nobody explained it to you before, right? 141 00:06:57,620 --> 00:07:00,999 I tried that once but Matty said... We are very close to the holiday 142 00:07:01,499 --> 00:07:04,836 Wow! aunt suze Think about your son, okay? 143 00:07:04,961 --> 00:07:08,214 Don't you want John to grow up? He is an adult in good sexual health? 144 00:07:08,339 --> 00:07:10,383 Watch your words, Blair. 145 00:07:10,508 --> 00:07:13,803 My parents didn't talk to me about sex I discovered it myself 146 00:07:13,928 --> 00:07:15,722 And I'm fine 147 00:07:17,891 --> 00:07:19,350 We'll talk to John 148 00:07:27,108 --> 00:07:28,526 Here you go 149 00:07:29,569 --> 00:07:31,362 - (John)? - Yes 150 00:07:31,571 --> 00:07:32,947 Are you alone? 151 00:07:33,073 --> 00:07:35,450 Yes, Teddy went to the store To buy Doritos 152 00:07:35,575 --> 00:07:38,078 We have Doritos at home, honey 153 00:07:38,203 --> 00:07:40,330 - Really? - Yes, always 154 00:07:40,455 --> 00:07:41,915 That's right, we are scum 155 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:46,336 Your father and I want to talk to you About something, John. 156 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:49,380 It is a private matter 157 00:07:50,423 --> 00:07:51,925 What's up? 158 00:07:55,220 --> 00:07:56,638 (John) 159 00:07:57,347 --> 00:08:02,519 Sometimes when two adults get married... 160 00:08:03,603 --> 00:08:07,774 They lie in bed at night... 161 00:08:08,650 --> 00:08:12,487 They feel funny In their swimsuit area 162 00:08:12,654 --> 00:08:14,239 Wow, Susan! 163 00:08:14,572 --> 00:08:16,783 This is it, John. Different pieces for women and men 164 00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:19,452 These different pieces fit together Such as a piston and a cylinder 165 00:08:19,577 --> 00:08:22,872 Just give the engine a minute to warm up If you hurry, you will ruin the filling... 166 00:08:22,997 --> 00:08:25,041 Then you will stop You will pay at least a thousand dollars... 167 00:08:25,166 --> 00:08:27,836 In exchange for a new engine part And this is sex 168 00:08:28,336 --> 00:08:30,004 Wretched of me! 169 00:08:33,842 --> 00:08:35,260 (John) 170 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:44,394 Someday When you get older 171 00:08:45,728 --> 00:08:48,398 You're going to have sex for the first time 172 00:08:49,065 --> 00:08:52,777 - It's supposed to be special, my dear - I'll be fine, mom 173 00:08:52,902 --> 00:08:55,363 I want it to be better than my first time 174 00:08:55,488 --> 00:08:58,575 - What a shame! Please no - That was 1974 175 00:08:59,075 --> 00:09:03,663 Your father and I were staying in a hotel Howard Johnson on the highway 176 00:09:04,372 --> 00:09:06,666 The relationship was developing rapidly 177 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:10,253 Suddenly there was breaking news on TV 178 00:09:10,461 --> 00:09:12,964 nixon resigned 179 00:09:14,257 --> 00:09:18,636 Your father was very distracted and very stressed 180 00:09:18,761 --> 00:09:22,307 - Really, mom, you don't have to do this - I tried to put him back in bed 181 00:09:22,432 --> 00:09:25,351 But he did not accept, he was very upset He kept screaming, saying... 182 00:09:25,476 --> 00:09:29,939 “The hippies won, the hippies won They won! They won!" 183 00:09:32,817 --> 00:09:34,194 I hope this helped you 184 00:09:47,999 --> 00:09:50,043 This glue gives me a headache 185 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:53,254 -Can't you call your man? - My man doesn't sell me on Saturday 186 00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:54,797 Wretched! 187 00:09:56,424 --> 00:09:59,594 What if I stay a virgin forever, Teddy? What should I do? 188 00:10:00,345 --> 00:10:02,680 Listen, I know we didn't make it In finding a sexual hole 189 00:10:02,805 --> 00:10:04,682 But at least we could see the city 190 00:10:04,807 --> 00:10:07,977 We met this friendly homeless man who taught us A lesson and then he died 191 00:10:08,228 --> 00:10:10,313 Yes, but what if this is my future? 192 00:10:10,563 --> 00:10:13,483 If so, you must learn to coexist With embarrassment only 193 00:10:14,025 --> 00:10:15,443 It could be worse 194 00:10:16,027 --> 00:10:19,113 Mr. Belvadere sat on his balls He had to go to the hospital 195 00:10:19,447 --> 00:10:20,865 - What? - Yes 196 00:10:21,324 --> 00:10:22,867 Yes, this is humiliating 197 00:10:22,992 --> 00:10:25,662 You mean Mr. Belvadere? From the TV show? 198 00:10:25,787 --> 00:10:29,123 Yes, he was driving a convertible In the Hollywood Christmas Parade. 199 00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:31,501 He fell backwards and crushed his balls 200 00:10:31,709 --> 00:10:33,127 Wow! 201 00:10:34,587 --> 00:10:36,798 Would you prefer that to happen to you? In procession... 202 00:10:36,923 --> 00:10:39,842 Or what happened to you will happen to you With JFK in his convoy? 203 00:10:40,301 --> 00:10:41,719 Oh, honestly, I don't know 204 00:10:41,844 --> 00:10:43,554 - Yes, a difficult decision - It is a very difficult decision 205 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,140 - It is one of the most difficult decisions - Yes, I know, it's confusing 206 00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:49,018 - What a shame! I'm ecstatic to think about this - Yes, it's a difficult decision 207 00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:55,817 Well, that sucks We should get real marijuana 208 00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:57,610 What about Sheila Burgwart? 209 00:10:57,986 --> 00:10:59,362 You mean beautiful Sheila? 210 00:10:59,487 --> 00:11:01,197 Yes, do you remember? She provided us with that before 211 00:11:01,322 --> 00:11:03,658 She sent us to that merchant Which turned out to be Blair. 212 00:11:03,783 --> 00:11:05,159 Yeah, that wasn't good 213 00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:07,245 As homeless Joe said... 214 00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:09,831 - “Be careful what you wish for... my heart!” - “Be careful what you wish for... my heart!” 215 00:11:09,956 --> 00:11:11,708 - Yes - Yes, he died 216 00:11:26,097 --> 00:11:28,808 - Hello - Hey, Ted, right? 217 00:11:28,975 --> 00:11:30,393 Yes, that's true 218 00:11:30,601 --> 00:11:33,604 - Is your sister here? - Yes 219 00:11:33,855 --> 00:11:35,815 You have guests, Sheila? 220 00:11:36,274 --> 00:11:37,692 See you later 221 00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:43,656 (John) 222 00:11:44,198 --> 00:11:46,784 - Hello, Bethany. - Hello, how are you? 223 00:11:46,951 --> 00:11:50,830 It's okay, stuffed bear is on top He buys drugs from your sister 224 00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:52,707 Great 225 00:11:55,293 --> 00:11:57,503 Sex education class was weird On that day 226 00:11:57,628 --> 00:11:59,005 Yes, it was very strange 227 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:01,090 I still can't get out of my head A picture of Mr. Minor... 228 00:12:01,215 --> 00:12:03,634 He puts a condom on a banana 229 00:12:03,801 --> 00:12:05,219 Yes, I know that 230 00:12:05,511 --> 00:12:07,305 Do you imagine being a banana? 231 00:12:07,472 --> 00:12:11,059 You are picked up and then put on a boat And put you in the market 232 00:12:11,184 --> 00:12:15,980 And you think all the time, “I hope it's made of me "cream pie" 233 00:12:16,522 --> 00:12:19,233 Or "I'm being used as a phone in a funny way." 234 00:12:20,026 --> 00:12:22,987 Then you sit in a row And you pretend to be a penis 235 00:12:24,781 --> 00:12:27,158 - I have to go - Well, of course 236 00:12:27,742 --> 00:12:29,160 Nice to see you I'll see you later 237 00:12:30,119 --> 00:12:33,539 Promise me it's yours, okay? Because I don't want to To be arrested to enable someone 238 00:12:33,664 --> 00:12:36,250 No, it's me and the guys from the doo-wop group. 239 00:12:36,459 --> 00:12:38,795 They need ecstasy to feel the music 240 00:12:38,961 --> 00:12:40,380 I'm fine and I'm sober 241 00:12:40,505 --> 00:12:44,300 That's why I'm always the one who talks to the administration Regarding payments and logistics 242 00:12:44,425 --> 00:12:47,762 - It's all my responsibility - Yes, do you want something quiet or strong? 243 00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:51,432 The last dealer I dealt with gave me good material It's called the "confident gorilla." 244 00:12:51,557 --> 00:12:53,059 - Do you have them? - I don't think so 245 00:12:53,184 --> 00:12:56,729 But I got a new batch It's called "heartbeat fingers." 246 00:12:56,938 --> 00:13:00,274 Yeah, this doesn't look good What else do you have? 247 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,818 Let me look 248 00:13:02,777 --> 00:13:04,278 So, Sheila? 249 00:13:04,862 --> 00:13:08,825 I don't mean to be insulting, but you guessed it What about your terrible name? 250 00:13:13,329 --> 00:13:15,498 - I brought it - Great 251 00:13:15,623 --> 00:13:18,751 By the way, for your information (Sheila) is the name of her deceased mother 252 00:13:18,876 --> 00:13:21,045 So we are no longer allowed to shop here anymore 253 00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:22,713 "Kafka's Journey"? 254 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,049 Isn't this the article that made me think That lady from the Land of Lakes... 255 00:13:25,174 --> 00:13:27,468 - Are you angry with me? - She had few materials 256 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:31,139 "Heartbeat Fingers" And "Forgiveness of the Bathroom Mirror" 257 00:13:31,264 --> 00:13:34,183 "What was that?" and "Why can't I urinate?" 258 00:13:34,475 --> 00:13:36,561 - Disgusting! - Come on, put it in your bag 259 00:13:37,019 --> 00:13:40,565 Hey! We need marijuana You vile! 260 00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:45,528 Stay away from me! 261 00:13:50,408 --> 00:13:51,784 Wow, good save 262 00:13:51,909 --> 00:13:54,829 Shame on that man We should call the police 263 00:13:55,163 --> 00:13:58,207 Yes, perhaps under the circumstances, no 264 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,376 Oh, are you okay? 265 00:14:01,836 --> 00:14:04,255 Hi, Bethany, yes, I'm fine 266 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:06,966 I can't believe you did that That was great 267 00:14:07,216 --> 00:14:10,011 No, it was an instantaneous reaction It wasn't a big deal 268 00:14:10,136 --> 00:14:11,971 No, that took courage 269 00:14:12,096 --> 00:14:14,682 You are amazing 270 00:14:14,807 --> 00:14:18,603 When you are addicted to a substance You can do anything you decide to do 271 00:14:19,187 --> 00:14:23,024 I have swimming practice tomorrow afternoon, but... 272 00:14:23,357 --> 00:14:27,361 Then would you like to maybe spend time with me? 273 00:14:28,154 --> 00:14:32,074 Maybe watch a movie or eat? 274 00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:34,202 Yes, of course 275 00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:37,371 -Do you want to pick me up at seven? - Sure 276 00:14:37,622 --> 00:14:39,040 This is great 277 00:14:39,957 --> 00:14:41,375 See you later 278 00:14:43,711 --> 00:14:45,463 Wow! I got an appointment 279 00:14:45,588 --> 00:14:47,965 Appointment, look at the big picture oh johnny 280 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:50,009 This is your chance to have sex 281 00:14:50,134 --> 00:14:52,220 - Do you think so? - She said you're great 282 00:14:52,345 --> 00:14:54,013 Girls having sex With wonderful young men 283 00:14:54,138 --> 00:14:56,891 - Yes, maybe - Never mind the word "maybe", trust me 284 00:14:57,016 --> 00:14:59,435 We will make sure you don't ruin this opportunity 285 00:14:59,644 --> 00:15:01,229 And I will guide you 286 00:15:01,562 --> 00:15:05,191 I will be your teacher, Yoda. 287 00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:06,901 I think I can try 288 00:15:07,026 --> 00:15:09,153 Failed or not failed? You can't try 289 00:15:09,362 --> 00:15:12,114 Let's train you now, run, Johnny. 290 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,576 Run, yeah, the Jedi Force. It comes from energy 291 00:15:15,701 --> 00:15:19,497 But beware the dark side Unless you accept that 292 00:15:21,892 --> 00:15:26,146 "Framingham Pharmacy and Store" 293 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,337 Are you sure about this? 294 00:15:29,418 --> 00:15:32,504 Look, you should have a condom Insured on time when... 295 00:15:32,629 --> 00:15:35,942 You don't want it locked But you must be prepared 296 00:15:36,116 --> 00:15:38,035 There are many options I don't know what to choose 297 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,995 Well, which type speaks to you? 298 00:15:40,621 --> 00:15:43,707 Maybe this "He stretches to please her" 299 00:15:43,832 --> 00:15:45,751 Good choice, do you want to learn a trick? 300 00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:48,754 Flip it over and steal the fun 301 00:15:49,129 --> 00:15:52,257 - Can you do that? - Yes, you'll say, "Where's the fun?" 302 00:15:52,382 --> 00:15:56,553 And you'll say, "I don't know "I never knew there was fun." 303 00:15:56,678 --> 00:15:58,972 Can I help you guys? Choosing a condom? 304 00:15:59,932 --> 00:16:02,351 No, actually we were leaving 305 00:16:02,476 --> 00:16:07,231 Please don't leave, one of the joys of my job It is choosing the appropriate condom for young people 306 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:09,316 This is normal 307 00:16:09,441 --> 00:16:11,652 I don't know what I want 308 00:16:11,777 --> 00:16:13,195 Tell me about the girl 309 00:16:13,946 --> 00:16:17,199 Her hair is medium length and brown Its length is normal 310 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,784 I think she's on the swim team 311 00:16:18,992 --> 00:16:21,787 - I see, is she Jewish? - I don't think so 312 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,872 This makes us rule these out 313 00:16:24,081 --> 00:16:26,959 What about community activity? Do you do any charitable work? 314 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:29,419 I don't know honestly 315 00:16:30,796 --> 00:16:32,214 Why don't you try Ramsay's? 316 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:35,175 Strong, solid and made for any weather 317 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,594 It holds more than 300 pounds of torque 318 00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:40,430 How many lbs of torque Would you give, Johnny? 319 00:16:41,181 --> 00:16:42,558 - Thank you -I want to say... 320 00:16:42,683 --> 00:16:44,518 I was watching you shopping here Years ago 321 00:16:44,643 --> 00:16:46,436 I was waiting for this day 322 00:16:46,562 --> 00:16:48,522 Honestly, I thought he was coming sooner 323 00:16:48,647 --> 00:16:51,066 But... congratulations 324 00:16:51,483 --> 00:16:53,026 I need an adult 325 00:16:53,151 --> 00:16:56,446 It's okay, Johnny. Take it mate, keep the rest 326 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,116 Hey, stay away from that boy 327 00:17:01,076 --> 00:17:02,494 How can I help you? 328 00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:11,044 - Okay, I'll start timing -I feel like this is strange 329 00:17:11,169 --> 00:17:14,131 Listen, if you're having difficulty By removing her bra, you will know that you are a virgin 330 00:17:14,298 --> 00:17:17,134 - Bad, really? - Trust me, okay? Now take it off 331 00:17:17,718 --> 00:17:19,136 Okay 332 00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:21,930 - What are you doing? - I won't make it easy for you 333 00:17:22,055 --> 00:17:24,391 -You should make an effort to do so - What a shame! 334 00:17:26,184 --> 00:17:29,521 - Oh, Teddy, let me unpack it - No, you have to earn it 335 00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:33,483 Okay, let's pretend you are... Enthusiastic CEO and I'm your assistant, come on! 336 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:36,194 "Mr. Bennet, control yourself." 337 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,822 "For heaven's sake, Mr. Bennett." "You are a married man" 338 00:17:38,947 --> 00:17:41,700 - Come on, Teddy. "Who's Teddy? I'm Deborah." 339 00:17:41,825 --> 00:17:44,703 “I just moved to the big city And I only have a bag full of dreams... 340 00:17:44,828 --> 00:17:47,039 And a degree from Katherine Gibbs University. 341 00:17:47,623 --> 00:17:50,334 Hey, what are you doing with my bra? 342 00:17:50,626 --> 00:17:53,170 The question is “Why am I still wearing your bra?” 343 00:17:53,378 --> 00:17:54,796 (Johnny) 344 00:17:54,963 --> 00:17:57,633 I have an appointment with Bethany Burgwart. 345 00:17:58,216 --> 00:17:59,927 I'm training in case we have sex 346 00:18:00,302 --> 00:18:01,678 What are you training for? 347 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,306 I want her to think I have experience 348 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,600 As if I had many previous relationships 349 00:18:06,892 --> 00:18:10,520 Well, I have some thoughts on that 350 00:18:10,854 --> 00:18:13,565 First off, whoever this girl is... 351 00:18:13,732 --> 00:18:16,652 You won't want to have sex If she thinks that's all you care about 352 00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:21,531 Secondly, you definitely wouldn't want to If she thinks you're sleeping with a lot of girls 353 00:18:21,657 --> 00:18:23,325 Wait, I can't want To have sex with her? 354 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:26,703 No, you can't wish That's too much 355 00:18:26,828 --> 00:18:28,705 Well, what is the right amount? Of desire? 356 00:18:29,289 --> 00:18:32,918 Just be yourself, okay? Everything else will happen naturally 357 00:18:33,085 --> 00:18:36,254 If you allow me to respond John has been himself for 16 years 358 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,924 The result was zero vaginas 359 00:18:39,049 --> 00:18:40,842 Is the number correct, John? Zero? 360 00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:42,386 Yes, zero 361 00:18:42,636 --> 00:18:44,054 I think... 362 00:18:44,638 --> 00:18:46,181 I think I'll do it Ted's way. 363 00:18:46,348 --> 00:18:48,684 This is a very self-defeating sentence 364 00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:51,061 Please, Blair You're ruining a moment of education 365 00:18:51,186 --> 00:18:55,107 Damn, whatever, I tried Give me back my waistcoat 366 00:18:58,110 --> 00:18:59,569 Now you know 367 00:19:02,239 --> 00:19:04,449 - There's something we're missing, Teddy. - What? 368 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:07,828 How am I supposed to have sex? If you didn't have a good time? 369 00:19:08,161 --> 00:19:09,871 I didn't even plan the date 370 00:19:09,997 --> 00:19:13,667 You will take her on the best date of her life oh johnny 371 00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:16,503 - What do you mean? How? -Your stuffed bear will help you 372 00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:23,427 Hello, Bethany 373 00:19:23,844 --> 00:19:26,555 - This is for you - (Ted) 374 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,391 - What is this? - Your dress this evening 375 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:33,103 But I'm dressed for this evening Where is john? 376 00:19:33,311 --> 00:19:36,690 He's waiting for you on the flying carpet 377 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,544 I can't believe you did this, John. 378 00:19:57,711 --> 00:20:00,172 Well, it's our first date 379 00:20:00,297 --> 00:20:01,965 I wanted to make it special 380 00:20:02,507 --> 00:20:05,635 I have a confession for you 381 00:20:06,094 --> 00:20:09,056 - What's up? - I haven't seen the movie (Aladdin) yet 382 00:20:09,222 --> 00:20:13,101 Wow! Are you serious? I thought every girl would love that movie 383 00:20:13,226 --> 00:20:16,980 My friends love it I have strange taste in movies 384 00:20:17,189 --> 00:20:19,274 - Like what? - This is embarrassing 385 00:20:19,399 --> 00:20:22,319 - No, you have to tell me now - Okay 386 00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:27,324 There is a bad movie and a good movie from the beginning 80's called Flash Gordon. 387 00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:29,159 Impossible! 388 00:20:29,284 --> 00:20:31,745 - Have you seen Flash Gordon? - Only a thousand times 389 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:33,330 Of course, it's my favorite movie 390 00:20:33,455 --> 00:20:35,582 -You're just saying that - No, "Who are you?" 391 00:20:35,791 --> 00:20:38,126 “(Flash Gordon), tailback From the New York Jets 392 00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:40,879 I love him! And when you say Princess Aura... 393 00:20:41,046 --> 00:20:43,465 "Dad! Bad for you, Dad!" 394 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,425 Is this a sound influenced by 4 cans? Of cigarettes a day or what? 395 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,385 Her lungs are working overtime, dude 396 00:20:47,511 --> 00:20:51,348 And when Prince Voltan says "You must come from an amazing planet." 397 00:20:51,473 --> 00:20:53,600 And Flash says, "Not bad." - "Not bad" 398 00:20:53,725 --> 00:20:56,061 Oh, how miserable! 399 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,939 I've never met a girl who liked that movie before 400 00:20:59,356 --> 00:21:01,483 Well, I met her now 401 00:21:06,404 --> 00:21:07,823 Wretched! 402 00:21:14,371 --> 00:21:18,708 - Oh my, are you okay? - I think so 403 00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:21,086 Are you okay, Johnny? Talk to me 404 00:21:21,336 --> 00:21:22,754 (teddy) 405 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,341 - Did you have sex? - Of course I did, buddy 406 00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:27,968 I had good sex 407 00:21:28,093 --> 00:21:29,970 I had good sex 408 00:21:37,477 --> 00:21:39,646 You're lucky you didn't get hurt more 409 00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:42,524 - How do you feel now? - It's okay, actually, my arm... 410 00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:45,110 - No, I mean him - Well, yes 411 00:21:45,235 --> 00:21:48,071 I'm fine, it doesn't hurt that much 412 00:21:48,446 --> 00:21:50,991 Doctor, I really don't know How did that happen? 413 00:21:51,116 --> 00:21:54,202 We were sitting inside the car We were wearing a seatbelt... 414 00:21:54,327 --> 00:21:55,704 As the law says 415 00:21:55,829 --> 00:21:58,039 This is not my first night In the emergency room, son 416 00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:00,083 I saw rug burns 417 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:02,961 I know when the boys get up Entering a new world 418 00:22:03,461 --> 00:22:05,046 What a shame the day that movie comes out 419 00:22:05,505 --> 00:22:07,174 Well, you'll be fine 420 00:22:07,299 --> 00:22:10,594 No concussion I want you to rest in the coming days 421 00:22:11,094 --> 00:22:12,554 And stay away from the roof of cars 422 00:22:12,762 --> 00:22:14,431 Well, thank you 423 00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:20,520 Listen, I'm sorry about tonight 424 00:22:21,188 --> 00:22:23,773 - That was stupid - No, it wasn't like that 425 00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:26,276 It was romantic and thoughtful 426 00:22:26,818 --> 00:22:28,278 Wait, you're not angry then? 427 00:22:28,403 --> 00:22:31,865 No, I like you very much 428 00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:34,075 Okay 429 00:22:34,201 --> 00:22:36,536 Do you want to go on a date? Inside the car at some point? 430 00:22:37,913 --> 00:22:39,331 I have a better idea 431 00:22:39,581 --> 00:22:42,459 I was supposed to go to graduation With Danny Hirsch, but... 432 00:22:42,626 --> 00:22:45,837 His acne got worse To the point where he was forced to act 433 00:22:46,296 --> 00:22:49,424 - Would you like to go perhaps? - Yes 434 00:22:49,925 --> 00:22:52,177 - Yes, definitely - Great 435 00:22:53,136 --> 00:22:56,264 I'm surprised there isn't Your partner for the party 436 00:22:56,806 --> 00:23:00,435 But I think I didn't see you At school with a girlfriend 437 00:23:00,685 --> 00:23:03,104 John had a lot of grits 438 00:23:03,355 --> 00:23:04,856 - Really? - Yes, yes 439 00:23:04,981 --> 00:23:09,945 You're looking at a young man He has a lot of experience with sex 440 00:23:10,070 --> 00:23:11,655 Isn't it, Johnny? 441 00:23:12,322 --> 00:23:15,158 Yes, I'm still tired from yesterday 442 00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:17,827 Lots of pound-feet of torque 443 00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:21,331 Trust me, this man knows women 444 00:23:21,498 --> 00:23:24,376 Do you know what they call him at school? "ladies' boy" 445 00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:26,044 He's such an expert 446 00:23:26,586 --> 00:23:28,338 I'm sorry, we need this room 447 00:23:28,672 --> 00:23:30,382 I have a second case 448 00:23:31,258 --> 00:23:33,260 That damn movie 449 00:23:37,055 --> 00:23:38,473 Guess what 450 00:23:38,682 --> 00:23:42,102 One of the eggs had two yolks 451 00:23:42,644 --> 00:23:46,314 I can't wait to get invited to a party I have a conversation to chat 452 00:23:46,439 --> 00:23:51,152 -You know? John also has good news - Shut up, man 453 00:23:51,278 --> 00:23:53,905 No, no, we'll do this I'm proud of you, man 454 00:23:54,155 --> 00:23:56,866 Our boy got an invite To the graduation ceremony 455 00:23:57,534 --> 00:23:59,661 - What? Are you serious? - Yes 456 00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,246 Wait, received an invitation? 457 00:24:01,371 --> 00:24:03,206 - She invited you? - Yes 458 00:24:03,415 --> 00:24:05,959 Do you see this, Susan? Do you still think? That the Clintons are doing no harm? 459 00:24:06,084 --> 00:24:08,044 Times are changing, Matty. You must trade it 460 00:24:08,336 --> 00:24:11,881 I'm so happy for you, John. 461 00:24:12,465 --> 00:24:14,301 Who's the lucky girl? 462 00:24:14,426 --> 00:24:15,802 (Bethany Brogwart) 463 00:24:15,927 --> 00:24:18,138 Wait, you mean the girl From that night? 464 00:24:18,346 --> 00:24:20,140 - Same... - Lady Corsage, yes 465 00:24:20,265 --> 00:24:22,642 I think someone Gave him good advice 466 00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:25,687 I am very surprised 467 00:24:26,813 --> 00:24:28,857 I guess... good luck 468 00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:31,359 Well, I have to go to work I'll see you later 469 00:24:31,526 --> 00:24:33,486 Don't forget your lunch, my dear 470 00:24:35,405 --> 00:24:38,533 Take out the fruit, he can't see me Someone is at work and I have a pear 471 00:24:38,658 --> 00:24:43,705 Why? There is fiber in it, my dear She hasn't gone to the bathroom yet 472 00:24:43,872 --> 00:24:47,000 Since Johnny's got a partner Why don't you and I go to the graduation party? 473 00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:49,377 - Yes, no, thank you -Why not? 474 00:24:49,502 --> 00:24:50,879 High school graduation party? 475 00:24:51,004 --> 00:24:53,590 I went to it and participated in it And there was no alcohol, no, thank you 476 00:24:53,715 --> 00:24:56,593 For real, don't leave me alone Johnny's going to have sex 477 00:24:56,718 --> 00:24:58,928 I don't want to be alone And I talk to fools 478 00:24:59,137 --> 00:25:01,389 Don't you think you're being too confident in this? 479 00:25:01,514 --> 00:25:03,683 He just started dating this girl 480 00:25:03,808 --> 00:25:06,186 Yes, but things work Great, Blair. 481 00:25:06,311 --> 00:25:09,022 We had a great time on the first date Even the hospital was fun 482 00:25:09,147 --> 00:25:12,859 Yes, they will definitely have sex Unless the timing is not right 483 00:25:13,693 --> 00:25:17,489 - What do you mean? - I mean, if she was on her menstrual cycle 484 00:25:18,239 --> 00:25:20,992 - What? -If it was that time of the week 485 00:25:21,117 --> 00:25:23,870 What's the problem? What if it was On her menstrual cycle? 486 00:25:24,037 --> 00:25:25,830 He can't have sex then Isn't it? 487 00:25:25,955 --> 00:25:29,667 I heard that if you have sex With a girl during her menstrual cycle... 488 00:25:29,793 --> 00:25:32,045 You will go back in time 489 00:25:32,170 --> 00:25:34,547 I think I went back in time 490 00:25:34,672 --> 00:25:38,676 Does anyone know of this house? How does it work? 491 00:25:41,763 --> 00:25:43,390 - Do you know? - I didn't... 492 00:25:43,515 --> 00:25:45,683 - I don't know at all, actually - What a shame! 493 00:25:45,809 --> 00:25:47,769 I've always been curious, actually 494 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,646 There's a little tube, right? 495 00:25:49,771 --> 00:25:52,315 - Yes, the towel - Yes, I know this word 496 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,192 Is crampon a thing too? 497 00:25:54,317 --> 00:25:57,987 The crampon is used for rock climbing It has nothing to do with the menstrual cycle 498 00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:02,409 - It's strange that there is the word "Crump" in it - They're two completely different things 499 00:26:02,534 --> 00:26:05,120 You understand why I believe... - Well, do you want to tell jokes or learn? 500 00:26:05,245 --> 00:26:08,289 I wasn't kidding, I didn't know anything About rock climbing, oh my! 501 00:26:08,415 --> 00:26:10,708 How do you know? I'll hear your best guess 502 00:26:11,084 --> 00:26:13,503 You put the towel inside 503 00:26:13,628 --> 00:26:15,672 You're a genius, yeah, how? 504 00:26:15,797 --> 00:26:17,173 She swallows it 505 00:26:17,298 --> 00:26:20,885 You use the input device to enter it In the vagina 506 00:26:21,010 --> 00:26:24,097 Then you remove the input device By pulling it up 507 00:26:24,222 --> 00:26:27,058 -This happens all the time? - Once a month for several days 508 00:26:27,183 --> 00:26:28,560 Is the duration shorter in February? 509 00:26:28,685 --> 00:26:31,229 -Do you want to get wet? - No, I'm fine 510 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:36,192 Listen I know you think you're smart, but... 511 00:26:37,485 --> 00:26:40,113 Maybe you're not ready for sex As you both think 512 00:26:47,537 --> 00:26:49,873 - Hello - I'm Bethany, John. 513 00:26:49,998 --> 00:26:51,499 Hello, Bethany 514 00:26:51,749 --> 00:26:54,669 We were talking about the graduation ceremony I'm very excited 515 00:26:54,794 --> 00:26:56,254 When will I take you? 516 00:26:56,629 --> 00:26:58,256 Yes, about that 517 00:26:58,381 --> 00:27:02,385 I was thinking, maybe it's for the best That we each go alone 518 00:27:03,303 --> 00:27:05,013 Wait, what? Why? 519 00:27:05,138 --> 00:27:10,185 I think you probably have more experience Which suits me 520 00:27:10,602 --> 00:27:13,021 - No, but... "Go back to bed, Johnny." 521 00:27:13,146 --> 00:27:15,899 “I am one of your partners "Satisfied nationalities" 522 00:27:16,024 --> 00:27:17,859 - What? He will thank me - No, he won't 523 00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:20,904 But can we talk about that? 524 00:27:21,029 --> 00:27:22,864 I'm sure you have many From the other girls... 525 00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:25,742 Who will want to go with you Maybe you can ask one of them 526 00:27:25,909 --> 00:27:27,327 I'm sorry 527 00:27:30,705 --> 00:27:32,123 You left me 528 00:27:32,457 --> 00:27:35,418 - What? - Yes, I have... 529 00:27:36,294 --> 00:27:38,213 - It's over - No, it's not over 530 00:27:38,338 --> 00:27:41,007 We'll do what they do in the movies Go there tonight 531 00:27:41,132 --> 00:27:44,469 Stand on her lawn Declare your love so the whole world can hear you 532 00:27:44,594 --> 00:27:46,012 Yes 533 00:27:48,264 --> 00:27:50,141 I'm sorry, Officer Thank you very much 534 00:27:50,266 --> 00:27:51,809 We apologize, it will not happen again 535 00:27:51,935 --> 00:27:53,436 Wow! That was bad 536 00:27:53,561 --> 00:27:56,022 Yes, her father didn't care that you loved her 537 00:27:56,314 --> 00:27:57,732 I can't believe I heard your advice 538 00:27:57,857 --> 00:28:00,443 -You ruined everything, Teddy. - It's okay, Johnny. 539 00:28:00,568 --> 00:28:01,945 We can still salvage it, okay? 540 00:28:02,070 --> 00:28:03,655 There will be a lot of girls At the graduation ceremony 541 00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:06,241 We'll install a fake chest for you We'll stuff a sock into your pants 542 00:28:06,366 --> 00:28:08,117 This isn't just about sex, okay? 543 00:28:08,243 --> 00:28:11,162 How many times do I have to stand here and tell you I really like her 544 00:28:11,538 --> 00:28:13,873 It's great and we have a lot Of common things 545 00:28:14,082 --> 00:28:16,042 Wasn't it just Flash Gordon? 546 00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:17,669 We could have built on that 547 00:28:17,794 --> 00:28:19,921 Where will I find another girl? You like that movie? 548 00:28:20,296 --> 00:28:22,382 You and I love him, but that's mostly him Because of drugs 549 00:28:22,507 --> 00:28:23,925 Okay, look, I screwed up, okay? 550 00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:25,760 But we can still have a good time At the graduation ceremony 551 00:28:25,885 --> 00:28:28,513 Come on, we'll put alcohol in the juice We will stuff the ballot box... 552 00:28:28,638 --> 00:28:31,015 Let a boy and a girl whose faces resemble a horse win With the title of king and queen 553 00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:33,351 If you want to go to the graduation ceremony You can go without me 554 00:28:33,935 --> 00:28:35,436 (Johnny) 555 00:28:48,075 --> 00:28:51,787 Come on, hurry, before I change my mind 556 00:28:52,913 --> 00:28:57,042 - What a shame! Is this the tie you chose? - Yes, what's wrong with her? 557 00:28:57,167 --> 00:29:00,379 Are you going to wear a tie to graduation? Are you in the Ah Ha video? 558 00:29:00,504 --> 00:29:03,674 It's hard to tie a tie When you don't have fingers 559 00:29:03,882 --> 00:29:05,301 You look great, by the way 560 00:29:05,592 --> 00:29:08,637 Do you see? Do you see how easy it is? To flatter someone? 561 00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:13,309 Look! You two are so dapper! 562 00:29:13,475 --> 00:29:16,437 Don't they look great, Matty? 563 00:29:16,603 --> 00:29:19,565 - Yes - Girls should wear more clothes... 564 00:29:19,690 --> 00:29:21,066 Oh dear Blair 565 00:29:21,191 --> 00:29:23,485 - Thank you - Is John going too? 566 00:29:23,610 --> 00:29:26,572 No, he's still upset 567 00:29:26,780 --> 00:29:28,866 No, dear 568 00:29:28,991 --> 00:29:30,409 (mate) 569 00:29:30,534 --> 00:29:31,952 Why don't you go and talk to him? 570 00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:35,289 Go talk to John. 571 00:29:35,539 --> 00:29:37,916 -What do you mean? - What a shame! Do I speak Persian? 572 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:42,171 Go and talk to your son Go do what parents do 573 00:29:42,296 --> 00:29:44,673 Yes, I remember my first graduation ceremony From high school 574 00:29:44,798 --> 00:29:46,925 My partner was Bobby Cougarfarb. 575 00:29:47,092 --> 00:29:52,348 He was so nervous he stabbed me He puts roses 576 00:29:52,639 --> 00:29:54,850 I didn't want to make a mess 577 00:29:54,975 --> 00:29:59,605 So I spent the whole night And the roses are stuck to my chest 578 00:29:59,730 --> 00:30:03,901 Wow! This story again I'll talk to John 579 00:30:07,321 --> 00:30:11,617 Then I got sepsis I am still prohibited from swimming 580 00:30:16,121 --> 00:30:17,748 stop, johnny I need your help 581 00:30:17,873 --> 00:30:19,249 I just started the game 582 00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:22,252 What a problem, I have to download The old refrigerator in the back of the truck... 583 00:30:22,378 --> 00:30:23,796 I'll throw it in the woods 584 00:30:23,962 --> 00:30:25,422 It's 7:30 at night 585 00:30:25,547 --> 00:30:27,800 Yes, this is completely illegal Hey John 586 00:30:27,925 --> 00:30:30,135 I definitely wouldn't pay for it Delivering a heavy item 587 00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:32,179 It will be fun for the boys To play with it 588 00:30:32,388 --> 00:30:33,931 Can we do that another time? 589 00:30:34,139 --> 00:30:36,809 Why? You have no other place You have to go for it, right? 590 00:30:39,186 --> 00:30:40,687 I know what you're doing, Dad 591 00:30:40,813 --> 00:30:42,648 I don't do anything I just need help 592 00:30:42,773 --> 00:30:45,442 I'm not going to the graduation ceremony, okay? 593 00:30:45,984 --> 00:30:48,153 A girl left me, that would be embarrassing 594 00:30:53,992 --> 00:30:56,662 Life is a series of embarrassments 595 00:30:56,870 --> 00:31:00,582 Managers humiliate you Your wife insists on you all the time 596 00:31:00,874 --> 00:31:04,294 Intervention in one war In which you are the villain 597 00:31:04,420 --> 00:31:06,630 - Bad! - Is this supposed to be a pep talk? 598 00:31:06,755 --> 00:31:09,716 All I'm saying is you get On nights like this only a few times, John. 599 00:31:10,759 --> 00:31:13,178 There will be no first graduation ceremonies From high school and you are an adult 600 00:31:13,429 --> 00:31:15,305 If you miss this it's over 601 00:31:15,556 --> 00:31:17,683 You will spend the rest of your life Breaking your back all day... 602 00:31:17,808 --> 00:31:21,228 And you'll be standing in the bathroom all night And you're pissing in Morse code. 603 00:31:27,109 --> 00:31:28,527 Okay 604 00:31:32,406 --> 00:31:33,824 You heard me 605 00:31:41,206 --> 00:31:44,626 “The rhythm is dancing He is a partner of the soul.” 606 00:31:44,751 --> 00:31:48,630 "You can feel it everywhere" 607 00:31:48,964 --> 00:31:50,549 "Raise your hands and your voices" 608 00:31:50,674 --> 00:31:52,593 "Free your minds and join us" 609 00:31:52,718 --> 00:31:54,094 This isn't too bad Isn't it? 610 00:31:54,219 --> 00:31:55,596 "You can feel it" 611 00:31:55,721 --> 00:31:58,390 Thanks to this, not the worst night In my life 612 00:31:58,932 --> 00:32:01,768 Well, I'm having a great time With you too 613 00:32:02,686 --> 00:32:05,564 And the compliment-free night continues 614 00:32:06,148 --> 00:32:07,691 Hello, Javier! 615 00:32:08,233 --> 00:32:10,694 - I know that young man - No one looked at you 616 00:32:10,861 --> 00:32:12,696 There was a young man 617 00:32:12,863 --> 00:32:14,781 No, my theory is strong No one looked at you 618 00:32:14,907 --> 00:32:18,577 This is something we do This is similar to his actions 619 00:32:18,785 --> 00:32:21,997 - Did you make any friends this year? - No 620 00:32:25,584 --> 00:32:27,586 Too bad, look, Ted. 621 00:32:29,546 --> 00:32:31,548 Hello, Johnny! 622 00:32:35,052 --> 00:32:36,637 - Hello, John. - Hello, buddy 623 00:32:36,762 --> 00:32:40,098 You missed seeing Javier, man He was doing his old tricks 624 00:32:40,307 --> 00:32:41,725 Miserable, again? 625 00:32:41,850 --> 00:32:43,644 I must meet him It looks amazing 626 00:32:43,769 --> 00:32:47,689 I know, he always leaves when you arrive I don't know how that happens 627 00:32:48,232 --> 00:32:53,028 Listen man I'm really sorry I attacked you 628 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:57,199 No, man, I'm sorry I ruined your relationship with Bethany. 629 00:32:57,449 --> 00:33:00,327 I should have shut my big mouth And I let you be yourself 630 00:33:00,452 --> 00:33:02,412 No man, you are not the only one to blame 631 00:33:02,704 --> 00:33:06,166 I didn't have to listen to you I made my own decisions 632 00:33:12,381 --> 00:33:14,258 But I think I know How do I solve the problem? 633 00:33:18,804 --> 00:33:20,639 Hello, Bethany 634 00:33:21,014 --> 00:33:22,432 (John) 635 00:33:23,308 --> 00:33:24,726 Hello 636 00:33:25,018 --> 00:33:29,273 So, listen I was wondering if you could... 637 00:33:30,357 --> 00:33:31,984 Give me another chance 638 00:33:32,943 --> 00:33:34,945 Look, John 639 00:33:36,613 --> 00:33:41,034 I think you're a nice enough guy But you're not the right guy for me 640 00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:44,079 I'm not interested in being a slogan On someone's belt 641 00:33:44,204 --> 00:33:45,956 Well, that's what I came to tell you 642 00:33:47,541 --> 00:33:49,835 I've never had sex before, okay? 643 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,255 I am a virgin I said that because I thought it would amaze you 644 00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:54,756 But that was stupid 645 00:33:54,881 --> 00:33:56,300 So you lied to me? 646 00:33:57,259 --> 00:34:00,095 Yes, I'm sorry 647 00:34:00,512 --> 00:34:04,182 - How do I know you're not lying now? - I'm not lying, I swear to you 648 00:34:07,227 --> 00:34:08,729 I think I can prove it 649 00:34:13,150 --> 00:34:16,320 Sorry, I need the microphone I have something I want to say 650 00:34:16,486 --> 00:34:20,240 I'm sorry, this is against the rules Unless it's for true love 651 00:34:21,158 --> 00:34:22,576 It is 652 00:34:26,246 --> 00:34:27,664 Go 653 00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:32,628 Hello everyone, sorry 654 00:34:33,086 --> 00:34:37,966 Excuse me, sorry for interrupting I just have a quick question 655 00:34:39,009 --> 00:34:41,553 Who had sex with me here? 656 00:34:44,723 --> 00:34:46,308 Nobody? 657 00:34:46,433 --> 00:34:49,811 Do you want to know why? Because I am a virgin 658 00:34:50,938 --> 00:34:54,024 I was embarrassed to admit it Until tonight but it's true 659 00:34:54,983 --> 00:34:58,570 Do you know? I'm sure I'm not the only one 660 00:34:59,154 --> 00:35:01,990 I'm sure there is A number of you, just like me 661 00:35:02,115 --> 00:35:06,244 Let's stop being embarrassed Let us make our voice heard 662 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:07,996 Who is Bakr here? 663 00:35:16,588 --> 00:35:18,006 Fool! 664 00:35:18,256 --> 00:35:19,758 - What's wrong with you? - What? He was drowning 665 00:35:19,883 --> 00:35:21,843 There is no point in drowning with him 666 00:35:30,435 --> 00:35:34,314 "By your side..." 667 00:35:35,565 --> 00:35:37,901 "I'll be there" 668 00:35:38,026 --> 00:35:39,903 Hey, wait, John. 669 00:35:40,195 --> 00:35:44,324 “For better or for worse 'Til death do us part 670 00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:46,326 I can't believe you did that 671 00:35:46,702 --> 00:35:48,328 Yes, it was stupid 672 00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:50,998 Yes, very stupid 673 00:35:52,290 --> 00:35:54,334 But it took courage 674 00:35:54,584 --> 00:35:58,046 Well, it's not like it can My social life could be worse 675 00:35:59,214 --> 00:36:00,590 Okay 676 00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:03,176 Do you want to know a secret? 677 00:36:03,343 --> 00:36:04,761 What? 678 00:36:04,970 --> 00:36:08,015 You are not the only one in this school Who didn't... 679 00:36:09,349 --> 00:36:10,767 As you know... 680 00:36:10,892 --> 00:36:13,729 Wait! Are you a virgin too? 681 00:36:16,606 --> 00:36:18,483 You know? I don't think I believe you 682 00:36:19,026 --> 00:36:21,528 - What? -I think you should tell the whole school 683 00:36:21,695 --> 00:36:23,447 No, thank you I'm not stupid 684 00:36:23,572 --> 00:36:24,990 Are you sure? Why not? 685 00:36:25,115 --> 00:36:27,784 It feels great I can't recommend him enough 686 00:36:30,537 --> 00:36:35,375 Do you want to leave and spend time? In my house maybe? 687 00:36:35,834 --> 00:36:38,128 My father and his girlfriend went out tonight 688 00:36:40,005 --> 00:36:41,423 Of course 689 00:36:43,341 --> 00:36:50,474 “I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky...” 690 00:36:51,558 --> 00:36:52,934 "I'll be there" 691 00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:54,644 "I'll be there" 692 00:36:54,770 --> 00:36:57,022 - "I swear" - "I swear" 693 00:36:57,147 --> 00:37:00,776 -I think they'll probably succeed - Yes, I think so too 694 00:37:02,194 --> 00:37:04,696 - What now? - One of the goth girls in the garage 695 00:37:04,821 --> 00:37:07,532 She gave me a pill I don't know what it is. Do you want to share it? 696 00:37:12,871 --> 00:37:14,998 "Talk to me" 697 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:17,417 "What a man" 698 00:37:17,542 --> 00:37:19,211 "What a wonderful man" 699 00:37:19,336 --> 00:37:21,379 "He is a wonderful man" 700 00:37:21,505 --> 00:37:23,465 "What a man" 701 00:37:23,590 --> 00:37:24,966 "What a wonderful man" 702 00:37:25,550 --> 00:37:26,968 What are you doing there? 703 00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,179 I'm trying to undo your bra 704 00:37:29,888 --> 00:37:32,682 Well, if there was any doubt When you are a virgin... 705 00:37:33,391 --> 00:37:35,477 Okay, come on... 706 00:37:36,311 --> 00:37:40,023 Well, well, I think I tore it I might have hurt myself 707 00:37:40,148 --> 00:37:41,566 Why don't I take it off? 708 00:37:43,401 --> 00:37:44,986 Do you have a condom? 709 00:37:45,112 --> 00:37:48,031 Yes, an adult helped me In the pharmacy by choice 710 00:37:48,281 --> 00:37:49,991 - What? - Nothing 711 00:37:50,117 --> 00:37:51,618 Yes, I have a condom 712 00:37:52,244 --> 00:37:55,539 That's good, because I think That we should have sex 713 00:37:56,915 --> 00:37:58,333 Really? 714 00:37:59,584 --> 00:38:01,253 Wow! Blair was right 715 00:38:01,378 --> 00:38:03,088 - What? - Nothing 716 00:38:03,505 --> 00:38:05,173 Yes, I'm ready 717 00:38:05,298 --> 00:38:07,968 “His mother taught him that.” “I have a good man.” 718 00:38:08,135 --> 00:38:09,636 "What a man" 719 00:38:09,761 --> 00:38:11,429 "He is a wonderful man" 720 00:38:11,721 --> 00:38:14,933 - "Wonderful man" - "What a man" 721 00:38:15,058 --> 00:38:17,060 "He is a wonderful man" 722 00:38:17,727 --> 00:38:20,564 “Yes, it is.” - "What a man" 723 00:38:22,357 --> 00:38:23,733 - What a shame! - What? What's the problem? 724 00:38:23,859 --> 00:38:25,235 - Look - “Important news from Los Angeles” 725 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,948 “Police are chasing a white Bronco It's supposed to be OJ Simpson's. 726 00:38:30,073 --> 00:38:32,576 “Now, as you can see, it's moving...” 727 00:38:32,701 --> 00:38:35,871 - What a shame! - Yes, this is a big deal 728 00:38:35,996 --> 00:38:39,541 - Bad, does this mean he did it? Speaking of action... 729 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:42,586 Where do you think he will go? Why does he drive so slowly? 730 00:38:42,711 --> 00:38:44,379 I'm sure the LAPD She put her best men in charge 731 00:38:44,504 --> 00:38:46,673 He must have done it, right? Otherwise why would he run away? 732 00:38:46,798 --> 00:38:49,092 In these times it's all we can do It is to embrace each other 733 00:38:49,217 --> 00:38:54,139 Holy shit, Nordberg was in a movie (Naked Gun) And now he might be a murderer? 734 00:38:54,264 --> 00:38:56,683 I think it's Nicole Brown Simpson. And Ron Goldman... 735 00:38:56,808 --> 00:38:58,727 They'll want us to take advantage of tonight In the best way 736 00:38:58,852 --> 00:39:02,355 {\an8}"And now we hear reports saying "He has a gun." 737 00:39:02,564 --> 00:39:04,691 Wow! 738 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:10,238 -I don't think this will have a happy ending - Absolutely 739 00:39:15,035 --> 00:39:17,495 Like my parents and Nixon. 740 00:39:18,830 --> 00:39:20,749 Wow! 741 00:39:21,082 --> 00:39:22,792 Wow, I'm a mom 742 00:39:22,918 --> 00:39:26,755 Your mother actually had sex So the comparison here doesn't work 743 00:39:27,505 --> 00:39:29,216 But you have a girlfriend now At least 744 00:39:30,258 --> 00:39:32,886 - Kind of - What do you mean by "somewhat"? 745 00:39:33,470 --> 00:39:35,263 Bethany will spend the summer in Italy. 746 00:39:36,056 --> 00:39:38,767 -You will leave tomorrow - I wouldn't worry about that 747 00:39:38,892 --> 00:39:41,269 That vagina will be where you left it 748 00:39:41,394 --> 00:39:42,771 - Do you think so? - Yes 749 00:39:42,896 --> 00:39:46,441 Italian men are famous With their sexual conservatism and respect for women 750 00:39:47,108 --> 00:39:49,236 -You say... - I mean the opposite 751 00:39:49,361 --> 00:39:52,489 -You're joking, you're joking as usual - Yes, I'm saying what they don't do 752 00:39:52,614 --> 00:39:54,032 - Bad - Yes 753 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,993 My first year of high school was weird 754 00:39:57,285 --> 00:39:58,745 It was bad, without a doubt 755 00:39:58,912 --> 00:40:00,330 Yes 756 00:40:00,538 --> 00:40:01,957 But you know? 757 00:40:02,374 --> 00:40:04,417 It would be so much worse without you Dude 758 00:40:04,751 --> 00:40:07,128 Thank you, man This affected me deeply 759 00:40:08,004 --> 00:40:09,839 This is what will happen with Bethany. in (Italy) 760 00:40:09,965 --> 00:40:11,883 - You bastard, really? - I'm sorry, this is the last one 761 00:40:12,008 --> 00:40:14,135 I know you're hurting, this last one This last one 762 00:40:15,387 --> 00:40:17,472 I wonder what senior year will be like From high school 763 00:40:17,597 --> 00:40:20,600 I don't know But you know? I say let's make it great 764 00:40:20,725 --> 00:40:23,353 -We must turn our lives around - Yes 765 00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:26,690 Yeah, we should read in the summer and stuff And we go ready 766 00:40:26,815 --> 00:40:28,984 Yes, we might even start applying to college 767 00:40:29,109 --> 00:40:31,486 Yes, this looks great 768 00:40:31,611 --> 00:40:33,029 First thing tomorrow morning 769 00:40:34,739 --> 00:40:36,283 It looks like it might rain 770 00:40:37,284 --> 00:40:39,995 Oh, how miserable! Why should he do that? 771 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,122 Wow, this is so scary 772 00:40:42,247 --> 00:40:44,082 -I hate thunder - Bad for you, Thunder 773 00:40:44,207 --> 00:40:45,709 Yes, lick my cock! 774 00:40:46,334 --> 00:40:49,337 Wow, Teddy! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 775 00:40:49,504 --> 00:40:50,922 Bring the guitar 776 00:41:06,354 --> 00:41:08,273 OJ Simpson was acquitted. On all counts...” 777 00:41:08,398 --> 00:41:11,693 “which were directed against him In the criminal court 778 00:41:12,944 --> 00:41:16,990 "The real killer is still at large." 779 00:41:19,772 --> 00:41:28,192 .RaYYaN...Drag and edit 780 00:41:28,293 --> 00:41:32,005 "You have a lot of bad person" 781 00:41:32,130 --> 00:41:35,467 “But unfortunately there is someone who loves you.” 782 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,388 "Everyone needs a best friend" 783 00:41:40,638 --> 00:41:43,099 “I'm so glad I'm your best friend.” 784 00:41:43,224 --> 00:41:46,186 "I'm just a clown" 785 00:41:46,603 --> 00:41:49,773 "And I will make you sad" 786 00:41:50,065 --> 00:41:55,737 "But you don't care because..." 787 00:41:56,237 --> 00:41:58,615 "Your best friend is me" 788 00:42:00,158 --> 00:42:03,286 Translated by Screens International - Beirut