1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,200 Angie? Hey, Daddy. 2 00:00:02,620 --> 00:00:03,720 We need your opinion. 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:09,200 Welcome to Fantasy Island. 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Places, everyone. 5 00:00:17,980 --> 00:00:19,700 Boss, boss, the plane, the plane. 6 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,080 Shut up, tattoo. 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,440 Places. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,260 Angie, he wants to wear this tux in our wedding. Help me. 9 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:30,580 This is my lucky tag. 10 00:00:30,820 --> 00:00:33,840 It's the only suit I brought with me when I escaped from Cuba. 11 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:35,940 So wait a minute, Vic. 12 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:39,040 Your raft had a disco on it? 13 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,000 Where's Miami? That way? 14 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,320 Shark! 15 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,220 We flew here. 16 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:50,640 Stop it. 17 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:52,440 Angie, what do you think? 18 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:57,000 But since you're not getting married for a couple of months, there's still time 19 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,720 to get a tuxedo that isn't older than your bride. 20 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,020 Actually, 21 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:06,200 we're moving the wedding up. And I'm in over my head. Would you consider 22 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,200 planning our wedding? 23 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:13,400 Well, I'm really booked up, and I don't know you that well. I wouldn't know what 24 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,139 you like. 25 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,140 Oh, princess. 26 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,240 Yes, Daddy? 27 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,000 That's gone in the wedding toast. 28 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,600 Excuse me, Lindsay. I need to talk to Angie for a moment, please. No problem. 29 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:30,240 I've got an MP3 player on my phone. 30 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:36,800 So, uh, you won't plan the wedding because you're still upset about how 31 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:37,800 Lindsay is. 32 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:40,160 Pimp don't paint, don't plate me that way. 33 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,960 Let's talk in the other room. 34 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:57,620 Who's that? 35 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,580 Max, that's going to be your grandma. 36 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,000 So do you want to plan the wedding or not? 37 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:11,360 Because if the answer is no, I'll just take my money elsewhere. 38 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:14,840 Well, I'm surprised you have any money left after everything else you bought 39 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,700 her. The necklace, the purses, the car. 40 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:21,680 Daddy, don't you think there's a chance she could be using you? 41 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:24,700 Well, Angie, wait a minute. He's not the victim here. 42 00:02:25,390 --> 00:02:28,250 Think about all the horrible things she has to do to get that stuff. 43 00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:38,210 Look, imagine being kissed all over by that mustache. 44 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:43,910 It's like being run over by a street sweeper. 45 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,920 I can't plan a wedding I don't approve of. 46 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:03,260 Come on, she's not using me. 47 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,060 Why is it so crazy that a woman like Lindsay could love me? 48 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,980 Well, you know, you got the tall, short thing. 49 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:18,940 The hot, not hot thing. The alive, half -dead thing. 50 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:23,540 I made a list the other night. What'd I do with that? 51 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:27,180 But it feels like Lindsay loves me. 52 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:31,420 Well, then again, it felt like my first wife loved me, but after 40 years of 53 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,880 marriage, she cheated on me. 54 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:38,100 Come on, Vic. Look, I'm messing with you, man. Like, hey, I'm sure Lindsay 55 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:39,100 you. 56 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:43,800 Hey, man to man, do you think she's marrying me for me? 57 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:49,400 Of course she is, Vic. Stop doubting yourself, man. Hey, trust your 58 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:51,700 You're right. 59 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:53,200 What am I worrying about? 60 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:55,880 I'm getting married. 61 00:03:56,490 --> 00:03:59,750 Well, what's that that you just ripped up? The prenuptial agreement I was going 62 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:04,210 to have Lindsay sign. George, I'm flying on love, and I don't need a parachute. 63 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:08,630 Vic, wait! 64 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,550 Lindsay? 65 00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:16,230 There is no love where there is no trust. 66 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,730 I tore up my prenup. 67 00:04:19,329 --> 00:04:22,470 Poppy, now I know you really love me. 68 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:25,170 We should celebrate. 69 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,920 Let's buy those diamond earrings that I saw in the mall and one of those 70 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,160 cinnamon pretzels that you love. 71 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:32,060 Oh, 72 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,520 Angie. 73 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:40,700 Are they gone? 74 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:44,420 Yeah. You know what? I'm starting to worry about Lindsay, too. We should 75 00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:46,560 her over for dinner and see if she's really after Vic's money. 76 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,260 What made you change your mind? 77 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:50,660 I don't want to see your dad get hurt. 78 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:54,880 And neither do I. 79 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,180 That's why I'm so glad I talked him into getting that prenup. 80 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,200 Prenup? What kind of man starts his marriage with a prenup, Angie? I didn't 81 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,200 one with you. 82 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:10,340 All you had was $12 and some stupid dream about being a rock star. 83 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:14,880 I wish I had a prenup right now. I'd give you $6 and half my pain. 84 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:51,090 That was a great meal. I can't wait for dessert. 85 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:55,110 So, Lindsay, why did you fall in love with Vic? 86 00:05:55,630 --> 00:05:59,750 Well, it was love at first sight. When I saw Vic sitting in the coffee shop, he 87 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,270 was more handsome than I imagined. 88 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:04,250 That is so romantic. 89 00:06:05,290 --> 00:06:08,550 I hope that happens to me, but right now, I'm still looking. 90 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:15,430 I don't know if you ever thought about this, but I'm closer to being 26 than I 91 00:06:15,430 --> 00:06:16,430 am to zero. 92 00:06:18,490 --> 00:06:19,490 Wait, wait. 93 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:24,950 Yeah, I am. 94 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:29,210 Stop hitting on family, man. It's just lazy. 95 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:38,830 Lindsay, other than my dad's good looks, what else do you love about him? 96 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:42,110 I know what you're getting at, and you're worried about our age difference, 97 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,430 age is just a number. 98 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:46,590 Victor is so confident that I forgot all about that. 99 00:06:46,790 --> 00:06:48,270 I love your dad for a part. 100 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:52,490 That's good, because you may have to massage it on your honeymoon to keep him 101 00:06:52,490 --> 00:06:53,490 alive. 102 00:06:59,630 --> 00:07:02,370 Angie, will you reconsider and plan our wedding, please? 103 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,720 I saw your sample book, and you have amazing taste. 104 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:12,900 Well, if I take this on, we have to start planning right away. When are you 105 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:16,940 free? I can do it any day, but Tuesdays and Thursdays. Lindsay is a saint. She 106 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:19,500 volunteers at the Safe Harbor Shelter for battered women. 107 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,360 Angie, can you help me with dessert? 108 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,480 Since when do you help with dessert? 109 00:07:26,820 --> 00:07:28,460 I'm inspired by their love. 110 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,560 you inspired by love? In the kitchen. 111 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:44,620 So I think I got a good read on Lindsay. Me too. I think she's really 112 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:46,300 sweet and she loves my dad. 113 00:07:46,660 --> 00:07:47,660 She loves my dad. 114 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,380 She's in it for the money, Angie. She's lying through her teeth. 115 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,860 What? You don't know that. 116 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:58,900 Angie, I played enough poker to spot someone's tail. Every time she said 117 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:00,900 something that wasn't true, she was playing with her earring. 118 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:05,630 I love your dad, Victor, for his heart. 119 00:08:08,370 --> 00:08:12,070 You have amazing taste, Angie. I saw your sample book. She was like that. 120 00:08:13,770 --> 00:08:14,950 That's when I knew she was lying. 121 00:08:17,470 --> 00:08:19,850 I think you're way off base about Lindsay. 122 00:08:20,090 --> 00:08:21,090 Am I? 123 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:25,290 What are you doing? Don't worry about what I'm doing. Worry about your own 124 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:26,410 George. 125 00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:29,990 I'm going to prove to you she wasn't telling the truth. I can't believe you 126 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:30,990 for that. 127 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:33,710 or anything, I think she's being sincere. 128 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:36,030 You know what, Angie? You're right. 129 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:39,070 Why can't I believe people? 130 00:08:41,510 --> 00:08:42,750 How was that? Was that sincere? 131 00:08:43,429 --> 00:08:44,430 Hello? 132 00:08:48,470 --> 00:08:50,710 Yes, is this a safe harbor shelter for battered women? 133 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:54,490 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that was an aggressive tone. 134 00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:06,450 Yes, I'm trying to reach Lindsay Cafferty. She volunteers there on 135 00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:07,450 Thursdays. 136 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:13,290 Aha! I knew it. She's a lying gold digger. Oh, no, not you. You didn't do 137 00:09:13,290 --> 00:09:14,290 anything. 138 00:09:15,870 --> 00:09:18,150 No, no, no. You don't have anything coming to you. 139 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:21,990 What's going on in here? 140 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:25,590 Vic, I called the shelter where Lindsay says she volunteers. They never heard of 141 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:27,050 her. I just thought you should know. 142 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:28,710 That's impossible. 143 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:29,730 Why would she lie to me? 144 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:32,240 Lindsay? May I speak to you? 145 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,520 Coming, Papi. 146 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,200 George just called the shelter and they said they've never heard of you. 147 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:40,780 Do you work there or not? 148 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:44,380 I can't believe you don't trust me. 149 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,720 I need to know where you were. 150 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:47,220 Okay, you have to know. 151 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:51,840 Fine. Tuesdays and Thursdays, I've been taking Spanish lessons so I could say my 152 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,300 wedding vows to you in your language. 153 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,460 Pero ahora arruinaste mi sorpresa. 154 00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:01,310 Oh, she's good. She's like that. 155 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:09,090 Oh, Lindsay, I'm so sorry. 156 00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:12,510 Maybe we're not ready to get married if you don't trust me. 157 00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:15,650 No, Lindsay. 158 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,250 Lindsay, 159 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:24,530 wait. What did he say? What the... What the hell is wrong with you? 160 00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:28,890 Yesterday you told me to trust my instinct about Lindsay and now you're 161 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:29,890 her of lying? 162 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:33,200 Vic, man, she was touching her ear. Oh, she's an ear -toucher. 163 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,800 So I can't marry her now. 164 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,000 Stay out of my life. 165 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:40,460 You know it is more so. 166 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:47,260 Well, you totally misread that one. 167 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,380 Something's not right with her, Angie. Trust me, I know women. 168 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:51,159 Oh, yeah? 169 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,820 Then what am I thinking right now? 170 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:58,120 That I'd like to be mad at George, but I can't because he's too damn hot. 171 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,020 I must turn away. 172 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,680 I must flee the room or surrender myself to him. 173 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,760 But one last thing, Faye. 174 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:21,200 So how did you know that Lindy was lying? 175 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,180 She pulled her ear, man. She's got a tail, dude. Everybody does. 176 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:26,460 I don't have a tail. 177 00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:29,920 Dude, you giggle every time you get good cards. No, I don't. 178 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:43,970 Oh, damn it! I had a full house! Golly! 179 00:11:44,610 --> 00:11:46,950 Hey, what was Lindsay's lie, anyway? 180 00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:50,090 That she volunteered in a battered women's shelter. 181 00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:51,810 Oh, that was her story? 182 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:53,650 She's cheating. 183 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,090 Well, how do you know? 184 00:11:55,750 --> 00:12:00,890 Because the lie was too big. You don't know how many times I have told married 185 00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:03,390 guys I've been dating, keep it simple. 186 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:08,400 Say you have to work late, or... You got stuck in traffic, or you have to pick 187 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,780 up milk on your way home. 188 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,880 Oh, jeez, I didn't realize how late it is. 189 00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:14,580 Well, where are you going? 190 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,520 Pick up some milk. 191 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,500 You know what? 192 00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:21,580 Penny's right. 193 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,240 You ever seen the show Cheaters? 194 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:28,120 They follow people around with a hidden camera, catch them in big lies. 195 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,660 They're always cheating. 196 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,380 That's why I'm a bachelor. 197 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,780 No woman's ever gonna two -time me. 198 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,960 Dude, no woman's ever going to one -time you. 199 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:41,820 You should call that show and have them investigate Lindsay. 200 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,080 Well, you know, I got to do something, but I'm not going to embarrass Vic on 201 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,100 I'll just hire a private investigator. 202 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:52,300 Yeah, that's got to cost you like $400 a day. Cheaters pays you. You know, as 203 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,840 you were saying that, I was thinking about cheaters. 204 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:58,960 Here's the waivers. 205 00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:07,630 I'm Joey Greco. Thanks for coming to Cheaters. Listen, 206 00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:11,450 I only have a few minutes. What's your story? Well, we think a friend of ours 207 00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:13,010 getting cheated on, and we need proof. 208 00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:14,990 How long do you think she's been cheating on you? 209 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:17,490 Oh, it's not me, man. We really are here for a friend. 210 00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:20,550 Guys, this show's not called Friends of Cheaters. 211 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:21,909 We're done. 212 00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:22,910 Oh, okay. 213 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:27,170 I'm the one who's getting cheated on. I didn't want to say anything because I'm 214 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:29,350 embarrassed. This never happened to me. 215 00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:31,910 Joey, I love her so much. 216 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,180 Take it easy. 217 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,180 We'll follow your girl around with cameras. 218 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,620 We'll show you what we find. 219 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,860 If she is having an affair, you'll get to confront her on TV. 220 00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:45,379 All right. 221 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:47,620 But tell your censor to be ready, because I'm going to go off. 222 00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:53,500 I knew you were cheating on me. You and... All right. 223 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,620 I'm going to need some more information about him. 224 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,780 Oh, yeah. Her name is Lindsay Cafferty. 225 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,240 She's my fiancée. 226 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:11,850 Like you're a catch, man. Is your girlfriend that hot? 227 00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:13,210 You tell me. 228 00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:14,410 That's her. 229 00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:16,930 Oh. 230 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:23,370 Whatever, I don't even like blondes. 231 00:14:24,550 --> 00:14:25,690 But your fiancée's blonde. 232 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,410 Yeah, and would I be here if we weren't having problems? 233 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,010 George, 234 00:14:35,630 --> 00:14:36,630 George, George. 235 00:14:36,890 --> 00:14:38,700 The crew... from cheaters just pulled up. 236 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,640 I can't wait to see what they found. 237 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Why are you squinting? 238 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,760 Dude, are you wearing makeup? 239 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,980 I want to look good on TV. 240 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,720 But I got some mascara in my eye. It burns like hell, George. 241 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,500 What are the trendy 911? 242 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:04,820 We're not going to be on TV, man. We're going to get the evidence for Vic and 243 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,820 then we're going to bail out. 244 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,650 Hey, George. Hey, Joey. Are you ready to do this? 245 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:16,650 Yeah. Okay. 246 00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:17,910 Right here. 247 00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:20,810 Roll. 248 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,270 I guess it's time to know the truth. 249 00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:31,830 We started following Lindsay a few days ago. 250 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:35,430 Now we're... Oh, Angie, what are you doing here? 251 00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:38,190 The caterer had to cancel. 252 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,760 Why is there a camera crew here? 253 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:48,340 Is it the whole makeover show? 254 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,680 Who's this? 255 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,520 This is my sister, Angie. 256 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:59,340 Angie, it's time you knew. I thought my fiance, Lindsay, was cheating on me, so 257 00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:01,440 I called cheaters to get to the bottom of it. 258 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,760 I don't believe you. You are such an idiot. 259 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:09,300 No, you are booger -faced monster sisters, huh? 260 00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:16,660 Okay, we followed Lindsay for a few days. At first, we thought you had 261 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:17,660 to worry about. 262 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:19,560 And then she met this man. 263 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:25,740 That's daddy. 264 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,660 So your fiancé is cheating on you with your dad. 265 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,900 He's family, man. We're cool with that. What else you got? 266 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,600 I've seen enough. 267 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,820 Why are you pushing this? Why can't you just admit you were wrong about Lindsay? 268 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:51,060 Look, Angie, I was trying to make your dad feel better, and he tore up his 269 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:53,760 prenup because of me, so we have to know for sure. Excuse me. 270 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,140 But she met another man. 271 00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:00,140 Oh, no. 272 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,720 You were right. 273 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,550 Oh, no, not... the cheaters guys again 274 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:43,390 You're going to kill him. 275 00:17:44,410 --> 00:17:47,610 You could just blurt it out, break his heart, and take a picture of him. 276 00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:50,750 That's the Lopez way. 277 00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:56,210 You are not going to believe what just happened. 278 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,630 Let's make it a game. I bet I can top you. 279 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:03,850 I just spent three hours on the phone with your mother. 280 00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:07,410 Really? I didn't know you two were talking. 281 00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:10,970 Well, I didn't want her to hear from someone else that I was... getting 282 00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:16,110 again. But after I told her, she broke down and said she made a mistake leaving 283 00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,390 me. Can you believe it? 284 00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:19,610 She even asked me to take her back. 285 00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:20,870 That's great! 286 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:22,210 Is it? 287 00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:24,810 I mean, I realized I'd never stop loving Emelina. 288 00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:27,870 But I love Lindsay, too. Who do I choose? 289 00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:29,170 Emelina. 290 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:35,990 But if I go back to Emelina, it's going to 291 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:36,990 devastate Lindsay. 292 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,650 You might be surprised, Vic. 293 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,440 She's pretty flexible. 294 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:48,420 It's wonderful, but it's terrible at the same time. 295 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:55,200 Daddy, I know Lindsay is young and pretty, but what you have with Mommy is 296 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,200 much deeper. 297 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:57,760 Don't throw that away. 298 00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:01,460 Well, one thing is for sure. We have to put the wedding on hold. 299 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,980 Angie, would you call the caterer and everyone for me? Done. 300 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,700 Hey, George. 301 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:13,080 There's no way I can get an impartial answer from my daughter. 302 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:17,400 Am I a fool to go back to a woman who cheated on me? 303 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,520 Well, you're going to have to get over that one way or another. 304 00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:27,800 What do you mean? 305 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,940 Nothing. Emelina's lucky to have you, man. You're a great guy. 306 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,500 George, you're lying. 307 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,720 I know your tail. 308 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,940 Dick, I don't have a tail. Oh, yes, you do. 309 00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:42,470 You look away, cut your head, and say something nice to me. 310 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,890 That is an excellent observation. You are a bright man. 311 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:52,730 All right. 312 00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:55,290 Out with it. 313 00:19:56,990 --> 00:20:02,030 Look, I didn't trust Lindsay, so I called this TV show that follows people 314 00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:03,030 around. 315 00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:06,590 They found her cheating on you, man. It's all on tape. 316 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,920 You forgot to look away and cock your head. 317 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,260 I know, man. I'm sorry, Vic. 318 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,560 I don't believe it. 319 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,980 She was lying to me the whole time. 320 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:24,400 Forget her, Vic. You're getting that Melina back, man. The love of your life, 321 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:28,060 mother of your children. Hey, owner of half your stuff. 322 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:35,160 You can get some good clothes back. 323 00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:40,190 You know, I do really miss her. 324 00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:41,830 Hey. 325 00:20:43,030 --> 00:20:44,730 Thank you for having my back on this one. 326 00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:47,450 You got it, man. 327 00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:54,230 You know, it's hard to admit, but I was always worried that I wouldn't be able 328 00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:55,530 to keep Lindsay satisfied. 329 00:20:57,350 --> 00:20:58,350 What? 330 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,710 Vic, if anybody can, you can, brother. You're a stud.