1 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:19,976 ♪ 2 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,532 - That looks good. 3 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:04,064 - All right, we're here. 4 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:08,111 - And "here" is? 5 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,548 - The place where we had our first date. 6 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:12,289 - No, it's not. 7 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:15,292 - Okay, well, it isn't technically the same place. 8 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:16,728 They tore that place down. 9 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:19,470 - Yeah, but it's built on the same lot. 10 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:22,299 - Welcome, mademoiselle and monsieur, 11 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:24,084 to the Restaurant Français. 12 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:25,607 My name is Arthur. 13 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,870 I will be serving you this evening. 14 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:31,439 Tonight's special is a simple yet elegant 15 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:34,790 filet mignon stuffed with foie gras. 16 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:39,664 It is one delicious thing stuffed inside another. 17 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:41,927 What could go wrong, no? 18 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:44,365 But before we get started, mademoiselle, 19 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:47,933 we have quite the appetizer for you, 20 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:50,197 the finest of escargot paired 21 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:54,201 with a decadent... - Marriage proposal. 22 00:01:55,289 --> 00:02:02,339 ♪ 23 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:06,996 Quincy Adams, I love you so much 24 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:08,606 it makes me crazy. 25 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:11,348 I wouldn't change a single thing about you. 26 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:13,307 So what do you say? 27 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:16,484 Will you make me the happiest man in the world? 28 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:19,487 Quincy... 29 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,706 will you marry me? 30 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:37,331 ♪ 31 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:47,428 - Your aunt still has that cabin, right? 32 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,081 - Who wants to know? 33 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:52,607 - Uh, I-I do. - Oh, yeah, she does. 34 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:56,741 - I want to take Quincy on a-- - A vacation. Really? 35 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,830 Did you get that promotion? - What? 36 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:00,963 No, I mean, I don't know. 37 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:03,270 I don't think they've decided yet. 38 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:05,141 - Oh. - I just thought it would be 39 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,230 good for us to get away for a few days, you know? 40 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,884 Help us get things back to... 41 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:11,147 - Normal? Normal would be breaking up with her 42 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,801 because the stress of rejection got to be 43 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:15,064 too much of a burden on your relationship, 44 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:18,110 but, you know, who needs normal? 45 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:19,590 - I know I can make it work. 46 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:23,420 Assess, prepare, execute, conquer, right? 47 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:25,161 - Yeah. 48 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,729 - I hear Hawaii is nice this time of year. 49 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,992 - No, I've already got the perfect destination. 50 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:33,082 - Oh. I thought you might want to... 51 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,866 - Take her somewhere more exotic. 52 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,564 - I can't really afford that at the moment. 53 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:39,741 - Like Orlando. - It has to be the woods. 54 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:42,265 There's nothing like gathering kindling 55 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:44,876 to rekindle a relationship, right? 56 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,444 - What the fuck did you just say? 57 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:49,577 - It sounded better when I was thinking it. 58 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:53,233 - I hope so, 'cause it sounded like shit coming into my ear. 59 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,539 - A cabin in the woods? 60 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,976 Have you ever even seen a horror movie? 61 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,804 - Yes to both. No, look: 62 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:03,155 I know that it's not the most glamorous location, 63 00:04:03,199 --> 00:04:05,201 but we're gonna make the most of it. 64 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,464 It's all about who you're with, right? 65 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:09,118 - Good point. 66 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:10,815 So, you want to go on vacation with me and Colin 67 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:12,252 to a cabin in the woods? 68 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:14,210 - Is that really such a good idea? 69 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,865 I mean, what are you gonna tell him about--you know? 70 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:18,388 - Look, I'm just trying to figure stuff out 71 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:20,434 right now, okay? I'm seeing a therapist-- 72 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:22,000 - Therapist? 73 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:23,350 You hate it when people give you advice. 74 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:24,873 - Do you think you can get off work? 75 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,570 I practically run the place. 76 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,833 - You just make the sandwiches. - Exactly. 77 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:32,620 Without me, there are no sandwiches. 78 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:34,317 - Not to mention, Colin and I still have 79 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,363 six months left on our lease, so-- 80 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:39,235 - Yeah, I'm not sure that that's the best reason to... 81 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,672 - Stay with me. - Why do I get the feeling 82 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:44,284 you're not just bringing me-- your best friend of 18 yours, 83 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:45,763 along with you to this romantic getaway 84 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:47,635 to my Aunt Stacy's cabin in the woods 85 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:49,637 in the middle of nowhere to help you and your girlfriend 86 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:53,945 of two years rekindle your love? 87 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:57,209 - Can I trust you with this? - You're gonna propose again? 88 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:58,602 You're gonna propose again! 89 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:00,300 Of course you can trust me, man. 90 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:01,779 Come on, give me the rock, huh? 91 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,738 Oh. I'm sorry. 92 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:05,609 It's in here somewhere. Just relax. 93 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:08,003 - Plus if there's a deranged killer on the loose, 94 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:09,483 you'll keep me safe. 95 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,354 The slut always dies first, right? 96 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,878 Rude. 97 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:14,879 I always thought it was the black guy. 98 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:15,967 - Hmm. 99 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,059 - We're only going for the weekend? 100 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:23,845 - Well, you know my motto: always be prepared. 101 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,803 - That's the Boy Scout motto. - Yeah. 102 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:27,849 - You weren't a Boy Scout. 103 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,677 - Yeah. 104 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,031 - Is that tuna? - It is. 105 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,728 - You're gonna finish that before we leave, right? 106 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:39,513 Because it reeks. 107 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:41,079 - Okay. 108 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,301 - Thank you. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 109 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,695 - That's great. Why did we have to invite Harry? 110 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:49,827 - It's my aunt's cabin. - It's his aunt's cabin. 111 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,133 We can't not bring him. 112 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:53,309 - Mm. Double negative. What up? 113 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,877 - Well done, Harry. - Single positive. 114 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,661 Up up--oh! 115 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,837 - Let's just get this over with. - That's the spirit. 116 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:02,536 Now where's Tammy? - Tammy? Tammy's coming here? 117 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:03,972 When did she get back from Beijing? 118 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,495 I've been dying to meet the other half 119 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:08,716 of my other half's other half. 120 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:12,546 - She's been back for months. 121 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,025 Where are your bags? 122 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:16,419 - I don't have any. 123 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:19,553 - Hello. I'm Harry. 124 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,424 - You certainly are. 125 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:26,255 Oh. It's tuned. 126 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,170 - He's not gonna be playing that the entire time, is he? 127 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:30,477 - He might. - Any requests? 128 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,566 I only know three songs. - Ooh, ooh, uh... 129 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:33,697 which three? - Don't encourage him. 130 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,133 - I wrote them all. 131 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:37,005 It's called "Eagles Victory," 132 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:39,616 "Hoops On Fire," and "I Have a Tickle in My Throat." 133 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:41,401 - That one's a good one. It's my favorite. 134 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:43,272 - Here we go with "A Tickle in My Throat." 135 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:45,448 - And a three and a two and a one. 136 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:48,451 ♪ Tickle 137 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:51,498 ♪ Why are you in my throat? 138 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:54,022 - And away we go. 139 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,636 ♪ 140 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,813 - I spy with my little eye 141 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,554 something brown. - A tree. 142 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:06,251 - You're really good at this game. 143 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:08,036 - I know. 144 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,517 - Does this thing go any faster? 145 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,562 - Not really, but in a few years 146 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:15,130 the savings in gas will pay for itself. 147 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:24,400 ♪ 148 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:13,928 ♪ 149 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:20,587 - Oh, oh, it's this one. 150 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:24,460 Yep, there, on the right, I think. Number 666. 151 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,636 - That's really encouraging. 152 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:32,163 - Okay, guys. 153 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,731 Cell phones in the tin. 154 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:38,256 - Uh, hold on a minute. I'd like to watch this video. 155 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,954 - What is so important 156 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:42,043 that you have to watch it right this moment? 157 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:44,480 - Fainting goats. 158 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:50,268 Why is it fainting? - Believe it or not, 159 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:52,619 some mammals involuntarily faint when startled. 160 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:53,794 - Awesome. - Weird. 161 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:57,537 Okay. 162 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,669 Good-bye, internet videos. 163 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,543 - Quincy, your turn. 164 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,457 - Hello? We're in the middle of nowhere. 165 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,721 I'm not just burying the single most useful piece 166 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,157 of technology ever invented. 167 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,028 - Soap? - The printing press? 168 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:13,553 - What if something happens? - Then we will experience 169 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:16,599 that something together without distraction. 170 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,601 Think of it like a trust exercise. 171 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:21,822 You all trust me, right? - Mm-hmm. 172 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:25,608 Quincy, we need a reboot. This is the first step. 173 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,871 - One small step for man is one giant leap for-- 174 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:30,308 - Okay, shut up. Whatever. 175 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:33,050 - Tammy? - Oh, I don't have a cell phone. 176 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:36,358 - Can't say I'm surprised. 177 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,316 All right. 178 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,537 No phones, no internet, no interruptions. 179 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,279 We are completely cut off from the outside world. 180 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:48,283 For the next two days, we are entirely on our own. 181 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:50,633 - Except for that guy. - Howdy, folks. 182 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,374 - Howdy. - The name's Rick. 183 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:57,074 - Ranger Rick! Ha! - Colin. Colin Dense. 184 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,555 Didn't really plan on running into anybody out here. 185 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,078 - Well, I saw your environmentally 186 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:02,950 conscious vehicle and figured 187 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:05,866 I ought to extend you all a warm Wilshire Woods welcome. 188 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,519 Don't get too many visitors, 189 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:11,001 but heck if I'm not glad you're here. 190 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,829 It's a magical place. 191 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:16,398 - What's that swanky bracelet you got going on there? 192 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,661 - This here is my trusty bear tracker. 193 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,968 They don't make them like this anymore. 194 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:22,534 - Are there bears in these woods? 195 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,319 - You bet your buns there are, 196 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,929 and it's mating season, 197 00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:27,539 so you'd do well to keep your distance. 198 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,716 Bears can get mighty irritable 199 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,196 when they're trying to scratch Mother Nature's greatest itch. 200 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,809 - Okay, well, it was nice to meet you Mr.-- 201 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:38,638 - Ranger. - Mr. Ranger. But-- 202 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,901 - Rick. - But, Rick... 203 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:43,904 we have some serious vacationing to get to. 204 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:47,342 - Course you do. Stay safe, folks. 205 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:50,084 And remember, bear hunting season's over, 206 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:54,262 though there should be plenty of fish in the... lake. 207 00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,397 Yeah. 208 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:05,795 ♪ 209 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:08,668 - You have the key, right? - No. Why would I have the key? 210 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:11,105 It's your aunt's cabin. - It's just an expression. 211 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:14,499 - No, it isn't. Just open the door. 212 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:17,633 - Key, key. Who's got the key? 213 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,984 - Ooh. I've got a key. 214 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,900 - No rocks! - Oh, no. Ah! Under the mat. 215 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,162 Under the mat. That's what Aunt Stacy said. 216 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:29,993 Under the mat. Oh. Ah. 217 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:34,911 - Ooh! Ha ha! Maybe his name is Matt? 218 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:37,087 - Oh, exactly. - What? 219 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:44,181 ♪ 220 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,212 Ah. 221 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:22,219 ♪ 222 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:34,405 ♪ 223 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:41,108 - Why are you boiling water? 224 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,458 - Oh, no. That was already on. 225 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,292 - I didn't know your uncle was black. 226 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,773 - Me, either. Oh, no, 227 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,558 Yeah, that's not my uncle. - Weird. 228 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,908 - Also, that's not my Aunt Stacy. 229 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,431 ♪ 230 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,433 - I just parked. You close? 231 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,218 - Just past the Jamesons'. 232 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,872 - Oh. Well, then you're not close. 233 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,309 - Well, if it makes you feel any better, 234 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,267 I'm wearing that dress you like. 235 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,835 - Well, then I'll wait weeks if I have to. 236 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,011 - Oh, shit. - What? What's the matter? 237 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,752 - I think I left the stove on. 238 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,407 - Oh, no. Look, the reservation 239 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,322 is for 8:30-- - No, no, no. Go in. 240 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,063 - No, no, no. I'll wait. - Go ahead, order without me. 241 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,847 - No, I'm sure you didn't leave it on. 242 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,283 - But if I don't go back and check right now, 243 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,807 it'll drive me crazy all night, 244 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,591 and I won't be able to enjoy you. 245 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,332 - All right. All right. Well-- - Okay? 246 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,768 - Okay. Drive safely. 247 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,943 - I'll hurry. - Yeah. 248 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,640 - Bye. - Bye. 249 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,557 - What is this? - Oh, no. It's a phone. 250 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:42,996 We need to hide it. - Yeah. Yeah. 251 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,217 - What do you think of Harry? 252 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,002 - Oh, I try not to think of Harry. 253 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,786 - I like his vibe, you know? 254 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,353 Like, he's got no idea what's going on. 255 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:55,008 - That's 'cause he's an idiot. 256 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,880 - What do you think of Tammy? - I don't know. Why? 257 00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,490 - She's got a good vibe, 258 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:02,232 and she's always digging whatever's going on. 259 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:05,192 - Yeah, that's 'cause she's on drugs. 260 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,976 - Oh. 261 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,370 - My therapist told me that 262 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,415 I should do things that make me happy. 263 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:15,115 He called me a strong, beautiful... 264 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,639 flexible woman. 265 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,685 - All right. So once we get everyone into the woods, 266 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,601 you make up an excuse to get away. 267 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,560 Do you have one in mind? 268 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:28,476 - I left my notebook inside. - No. That'll never work. 269 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,957 Um, maybe just say 270 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,611 you're gonna grab some trail mix, 271 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,526 but then you head to the-- 272 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:39,879 - Kitchen to get the trail mix. - No. You go to the shed. 273 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,578 Any questions? 274 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:46,015 - Why do girls always go to the bathroom together? 275 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,454 - Did your therapist say anything about not going 276 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,195 on vacation with a guy you're about to break up with? 277 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,632 - I am not planning on breaking up with Colin. 278 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,896 I was, but I don't know. 279 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,593 Look, let's just get through this weekend, 280 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,116 and then, if we do split up, this was, like, 281 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,988 a last hurrah for us, you know? 282 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,517 - You don't have this key either? 283 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,475 - I don't remember the shed ever needing a key. 284 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,650 - Do you remember it being a shed? 285 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,522 Because this is a garage. 286 00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,959 - I'm sure it seemed smaller when I was a kid. 287 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,179 - No, it'd be the other way around. 288 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:23,183 - Ah. 289 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,706 No. 290 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,229 - When was the last time you were here? 291 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,752 - Three or four, maybe. 292 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,363 - Years ago? That's not that bad. 293 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,887 - No, I was three or four years old. 294 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,715 - Great. 295 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,340 - Did we forget anything? 296 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,125 - Are you sure about all this? 297 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,953 You can still back out, and we can just have a nice, 298 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,998 relaxing weekend and enjoy each other's company. 299 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,306 - Absolutely not. This trip could change my life. 300 00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,134 It could change everything. 301 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:04,659 I know it's a Hail Mary, but go big or go home, right? 302 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,226 - Home is where the heart is. 303 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:09,272 - Unrelated proverbs aside, I can feel it. 304 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,318 She's gonna say yes this time. 305 00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,494 Let's do this. 306 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,540 Oh, jeez. 307 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,889 - Let's use our flashlights... - Yeah. 308 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:18,890 That was stupid to turn them off. 309 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:19,979 - To exit. 310 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,506 - Where have you guys been? 311 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,421 - Uh, just unpacking. 312 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,466 Preparing for the big weekend adventure. 313 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,903 - Always be prepared. 314 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,905 - So, who wants to play a board games? 315 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,429 - Well, I'm bored already, so... 316 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,039 - Not technically a game. 317 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,563 - Let's play "Life." I fucking rule at "Life." 318 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,609 - Do you? - Yeah. 319 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,741 - Okay. You set up the board. 320 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:47,354 Then, s'mores by the campfire, huh? 321 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:50,052 Then, before we go to bed, stargazing. 322 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:53,360 The classic cabin in the woods experience. 323 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:59,366 The classic cabin in the woods experience. 324 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:05,546 - Oh, I'm cold, all of a sudden. - Really? 325 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:09,463 I feel like it's really hot in here, no? 326 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,030 I'm getting kind of sweaty. 327 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:14,250 - I'm going to the attic where my Aunt Stacy 328 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:18,994 keeps a heating apparatus 329 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,866 so that we may be warmer. 330 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,565 - God, he's such a weirdo. - Yeah. 331 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:27,263 Uh, let's find some sweet tunes, huh? 332 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:30,484 - Yeah, whatever it is, could it not be ukulele music? 333 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,964 - No promises. 334 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,933 This is an emergency broadcast for the Smithtown County area. 335 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,935 - What is that? - Oh, I'm sure it's just a test. 336 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,763 - This is not a test. - Oh. 337 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,157 - This is a real life emergency situation. 338 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,463 There have been multiple reports of a ravenous bear 339 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:56,075 rampaging through the wooded areas around Lake George, 340 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,077 including but not limited to Smithtown Ranch 341 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,687 and Wilshire Woods. 342 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,602 The bear has already taken the lives 343 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:04,344 of three hikers and is considered extremely dangerous. 344 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,694 Until further notice, stay in your homes, 345 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:10,089 lock your doors, and shut your windows. 346 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:13,353 And if you have removed any articles of clothing, 347 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,746 keep them removed. 348 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:19,010 Be smart, be vigilant. 349 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,012 That is all. 350 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,666 - What the hell? 351 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,408 - Dude, look what I found in the attic. 352 00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,367 Oh! Score! - Gross. 353 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,369 You can't keep wine in an attic. 354 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,414 - There's a bear on the loose, and it's gonna kill us all. 355 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,548 - Yeah, no. Fuck this. We're going home. 356 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:37,116 And I'm getting my cell phone. 357 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:41,337 - I think my server is convinced that you are a complete fiction. 358 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,034 - What? - Listen, you'd better hurry 359 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,993 and get here before I have another 360 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,299 bottle of wine all by myself. - I can't really hear you 361 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,301 'cause-- What the fuck's that? 362 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:53,741 - Hello? Hello? 363 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,526 - Um, where did our phones go? 364 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,398 - I don't think you're gonna like this, 365 00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,921 but I think the bear got them. 366 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,488 - You're right. I don't like that. 367 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,403 - Why would a bear want our phones? 368 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,708 - I knew I should have washed my hands 369 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,232 before I watched that goat video. 370 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,059 - What? 371 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,713 - My fingers were literally covered in tuna residue. 372 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,238 - Bears can smell tuna residue a mile away. 373 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,109 - Even in a hole? - Even in a hole. 374 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,589 - None of this makes any sense. 375 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,547 - Some of it makes a little sense. 376 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,680 - Guys, you need to see this. 377 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,290 - The bear slashed the tire. 378 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:24,075 - Colin, you paid for the spare, right? 379 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,382 - Yeah, totally. 380 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,471 - The bear stole the spare tire. 381 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,430 - Maybe I didn't get the spare tire. 382 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:33,781 - Oh. 383 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:36,087 - There's no reason to panic. - What are you gonna do? 384 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:39,395 Gut the bear with your grandfather's rusty knife? 385 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:43,182 - Maybe. - Harry, make yourself useful 386 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,097 and open a bottle of that attic wine. 387 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:51,233 - Well, yeah, I've had a good run. 388 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,800 - No one's gonna die. 389 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:57,108 This is all just an obstacle in our journey 390 00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:59,328 that we can overcome together. 391 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:04,246 - Come together. - Assess, prepare, execute, 392 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,901 conquer. We got this. 393 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,555 - What is that? - It's just a mantra that 394 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,296 he picked up at this leadership conference, 395 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,906 and he won't shut up about it. 396 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,777 - That sounds like a whole lot of bullshit. 397 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:17,216 - No. No, no, it's not a mantra, and it is not bullshit. 398 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,130 And it was a management conference. 399 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,480 - Whatever you say. 400 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,090 - Can and will be used against you. 401 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:31,230 - Oh, that attic wine is the worst. 402 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:35,277 - Now, we've accomplished - assess. 403 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:38,019 Now we need to... 404 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,499 - Pizza. - Prepare. 405 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:41,762 - Prepare. - So we should be okay, 406 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,416 as long as we remain inside, 407 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,896 but to make sure, I want to lock up every door 408 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,724 and shutter every window. 409 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:50,553 I do not want him seeing us and getting any ideas. 410 00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:52,642 - Or her. - Her? 411 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:53,991 - Could be a sexy lady bear. 412 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,558 - Sexy? 413 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,299 - Also, they're afraid of loud noises, 414 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,823 so let's get some pots and pans to bang together. 415 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,086 - Bang together. - Yes. 416 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:11,182 ♪ 417 00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:30,201 - Rick here. 418 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,942 - Where the fuck have you been, Rick? 419 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,770 Well, I was just greeting-- 420 00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:35,511 - Never mind. You're gonna have to stay on 421 00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:37,861 until somebody can make it back to the station. 422 00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:40,124 A nasty car wreck, Route 4. 423 00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,039 Somebody hit a bear! 424 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,607 Big fuckin' mess. Crashed into some dry brush, 425 00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:47,175 and started a big fuckin' fire. 426 00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:49,786 - Gosh. Is anyone hurt? - Hurt? 427 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:52,876 No. More like burned to a fucking crisp! 428 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,923 - Oh, jeez. Oh, no. - So look, man the phones. 429 00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,881 Don't leave the station under any circumstance. 430 00:21:57,925 --> 00:21:59,535 - Yes, sir. 431 00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:01,363 - And for the love of fucking God, 432 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,496 do not let another goddamn bear die on your watch, 433 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:06,673 or the Wildlife Commission's gonna have me by the balls. 434 00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:09,240 You were supposed to be tracking these fuckers. 435 00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:11,199 I-I-- 436 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,031 Hm. 437 00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:23,037 - Okay, this is weird. You know, how Colin proposed? 438 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,039 - Yeah. - Well, I might have... 439 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:27,433 kind of accidentally told him 440 00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:31,393 that I was super afraid of bears. 441 00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:34,918 - Well, props on the weirdest rejection ever. 442 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,920 - He thinks I'm perfect. 443 00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:39,662 Do you know how much pressure it is to try to be perfect? 444 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:41,142 - This is perfect. - Mm-hmm. 445 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:42,839 - After all these months of planning, 446 00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:45,233 I can't believe it's actually gonna happen. 447 00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:48,454 Are you ready for this? - I was born ready. 448 00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:51,195 - You were born a month early. 449 00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:53,894 - Because I was ready. 450 00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:55,722 - Relationships are supposed to be about 451 00:22:55,765 --> 00:22:58,202 accepting a person's flaws and loving them anyway, 452 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:01,989 not thinking the person doesn't have any in the first place. 453 00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:05,471 So he asked me to tell him one of my flaws, and... 454 00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:07,603 - Fear of bears isn't really a flaw. 455 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:10,824 - I'm not good on my feet. I had to bullshit something. 456 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,695 - Did you? - You weren't there. 457 00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:16,525 He had these puppy dog eyes. It was so sad. 458 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:18,048 - You couldn't have... 459 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,876 I don't know, tried being honest? 460 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,225 - What does it matter? 461 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:23,706 We're here, in this stupid cabin, 462 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,143 being hunted by a bear, and it just feels so-- 463 00:23:26,187 --> 00:23:27,667 - Ironic. 464 00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:30,104 - I was gonna say suspiciously implausible. 465 00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:31,192 Oh, God. 466 00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:37,633 - There! 467 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:45,511 - What the hell? What is it? - A coyote, maybe? 468 00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:48,949 - Coyote? No, that's no coyote. 469 00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:51,081 That's a bear. 470 00:23:56,391 --> 00:24:02,658 ♪ 471 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,661 - A raccoon puppet. - Uh, I think it's just 472 00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:07,446 half of a raccoon. - Oh. 473 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,665 - Oh, the bear was just here. Jesus Christ. 474 00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:11,058 - It kind of looks like Ranger Rick. 475 00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:12,538 - The popular Boy Scout mascot? 476 00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:13,539 - Yeah. - I don't think 477 00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:15,410 he was that popular. 478 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,543 Actually, I don't think he was the Boy Scout mascot. 479 00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:19,501 - You're right. Ranger Rick was the raccoon mascot 480 00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:21,503 of the National Wildlife Federation children's magazine. 481 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,374 - What the fuck are you guys talking about? 482 00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:25,594 We were almost just killed. - Get, get, get, get. 483 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:28,292 What's happening to me? 484 00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:30,338 - Don't worry. It's just a nosebleed. 485 00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:31,513 - You've been doing coke, like, the entire time we've been here. 486 00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:33,036 What did you expect? 487 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,603 - This is getting out of control. 488 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:37,563 We have got to contain this situation. 489 00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:40,783 Tammy... this is an intervention. 490 00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:45,135 - This entire trip has been an intervention for me? 491 00:24:45,179 --> 00:24:47,137 - Yes. - What? No. 492 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:50,227 - No. - But your recreational 493 00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:53,230 drug use is ruining the trip. 494 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,593 - Tammy, I know that we haven't known each other very long, 495 00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:09,333 but I don't like what the drugs do to you. 496 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:11,118 - What--when did you have time to write that? 497 00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,424 - I think that if we are-- - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 498 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,559 - I didn't know that you guys felt this way. 499 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,909 I thought this was a vacation. 500 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:22,999 - It is, just not for you. 501 00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:26,394 This trip is so that Quincy and I can work some things out. 502 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:31,007 You and Harry are just here for moral support. 503 00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:33,227 - Oh. 504 00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:34,881 Okay. 505 00:25:34,924 --> 00:25:36,273 - Give me the cocaine you brought. 506 00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:40,060 - You can have it back when you leave. 507 00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:48,634 Cocaine is gonna do nothing but ruin this trip for everyone. 508 00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:54,074 - Hide this somewhere. 509 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,469 Harry. 510 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:00,384 Somewhere over there. 511 00:26:12,832 --> 00:26:19,882 ♪ 512 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,679 - Colin, why are we really here? 513 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,724 I know that there's something you're not telling me. 514 00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:41,121 - That's crazy. We're here because I love you. 515 00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:42,862 That's the truth. 516 00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:46,387 - You know, if you wanted to open up, 517 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:50,652 we could have a talk or something. 518 00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:53,699 - It's just our chance to get away from it all. 519 00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,310 Just enjoy each other's company. 520 00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:59,966 - Right. In a romantic cabin in the woods. 521 00:27:00,009 --> 00:27:02,490 In the middle of nowhere. 522 00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,710 Where no one can hear you scream. 523 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:09,976 - Which means we can scream as loud as we want. 524 00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:13,196 - I'm exhausted. 525 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:23,946 - I know things haven't gone exactly as planned, 526 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:28,603 but I'm just glad to be here with you. 527 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,779 - Oh, and tell Harry to back off of Tammy. 528 00:27:30,823 --> 00:27:33,913 She doesn't need another unhealthy relationship. 529 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:36,393 - Uh, okay. 530 00:27:36,437 --> 00:27:38,831 - What? 531 00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:41,703 - I don't really think he's looking for a relationship. 532 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:44,445 - Those two are not right for each other. 533 00:27:56,631 --> 00:28:03,682 ♪ 534 00:28:23,092 --> 00:28:24,877 - Oh, that smells awful. 535 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,356 - Yeah. Who knows how long 536 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,793 it's been baking up there in that attic? 537 00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:29,403 - Mm. - Cheers. 538 00:28:29,446 --> 00:28:32,623 - Cheers. 539 00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:42,068 Harry, what do you do? 540 00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,200 - Well, I'm an artist. - Really? What kind? 541 00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:47,900 - Primarily of the sandwich persuasion. 542 00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:52,034 - Could you make me one? - Yeah. Right now? 543 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:53,906 - Yeah. I'm starving. 544 00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:56,386 I don't think we've eaten anything this entire trip. 545 00:28:56,430 --> 00:28:59,346 - Hmm. You're right. Hmm. 546 00:28:59,389 --> 00:29:05,352 So, what is your... sandwich? 547 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:06,788 - Reuben, probably. 548 00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:08,659 - I mean metaphorically. 549 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:14,013 - Oh. I want to own my own vintage clothing store. 550 00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:16,406 I mean, it's stupid. I know. 551 00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:18,974 - No. No, it's not. I like old clothes. 552 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:22,673 I've had this shirt for, like, 15 years too. 553 00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:25,024 - I-I noticed. 554 00:29:25,067 --> 00:29:27,287 Mostly I just work as a nanny. 555 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:28,375 - I love kids. 556 00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:30,072 I have a, um... 557 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:33,380 a savings account set up for my child's college fund. 558 00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:35,382 - You have kids? - No, no. No, I don't. 559 00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:37,210 But one day. 560 00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:39,734 - That's definitely the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 561 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:43,042 - Well, wait till you hear your own moans... 562 00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:46,219 after taking a bite of this fucking sandwich. 563 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:52,703 - Mmm. 564 00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:55,358 Mmm. - Mm-hmm. 565 00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:00,276 You know, I hope one day someone loves me 566 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,887 as much as Colin loves Quincy. 567 00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,932 - Uh, careful what you wish for. 568 00:30:03,976 --> 00:30:05,499 - What's that supposed to mean? 569 00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,153 - I mean--no, I mean, love is great and all. 570 00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:09,329 It's just, like, a little wacko to arrange 571 00:30:09,372 --> 00:30:12,245 a whole bear hunting trip just so he can propose. 572 00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:14,116 Am I right? 573 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,989 - What? - What are you doing? 574 00:30:17,032 --> 00:30:18,033 You weren't supposed to tell her. 575 00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:19,469 Tell me what? 576 00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:21,820 - God damn it. 577 00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,347 So there I am, down on one knee, 578 00:30:27,390 --> 00:30:29,131 more nervous than you have ever been 579 00:30:29,175 --> 00:30:32,831 in your entire stupid life, and she says... 580 00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:38,445 No. 581 00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:41,317 - You know why? 582 00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:44,755 Apparently I put her on a pedestal, 583 00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:47,976 and I don't understand her flaws, which is crazy, 584 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:50,631 because she's perfect, right? 585 00:30:50,674 --> 00:30:54,765 So I asked her to name one flaw--just one. 586 00:30:54,809 --> 00:30:57,029 And she finally opened up to me. 587 00:30:57,072 --> 00:30:59,422 Now, I thought that we knew everything about each other, 588 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:01,729 but it turns out she has an-- 589 00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:03,905 Overwhelming fear of bears. 590 00:31:03,949 --> 00:31:08,301 - Wait. You know about this? Why would she keep that from me? 591 00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:11,347 Hey, guys... 592 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:12,783 There's probably something I should tell you. 593 00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:14,785 - Wait. Just bear with us. 594 00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:18,789 - So all I have to do is help Quincy overcome her fear. 595 00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:20,661 Then she'll realize that she's perfect 596 00:31:20,704 --> 00:31:23,359 like I've always known, and then we can get married. 597 00:31:23,403 --> 00:31:26,275 - Okay, so, tomorrow, we go out to hunt the bear-- 598 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:29,452 I.e. me in a bear costume that I bought, 599 00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:32,455 that was surprisingly expensive. 600 00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:33,935 - Right. - 'Cause I'm broke. 601 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:35,589 - Okay. You kept the receipt? - I did. 602 00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:39,375 - Okay. So, Quincy shoots the bear with a blank. 603 00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:41,377 Harry plays dead. 604 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:44,424 - Quincy overcomes her fear, Harry rips off the bear mask, 605 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:46,992 gives me the ring, and Quincy and I 606 00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:48,863 live happily ever after. 607 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,952 - So there isn't a real bear out there? 608 00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:52,998 - Nope. It's all part of the plan. 609 00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:56,305 - What about the raccoon? - Oh, that was all Harry's idea. 610 00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:58,438 Great work, by the way, with the whole roadkill thing. 611 00:31:58,481 --> 00:31:59,961 - Right. 612 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,658 - I really wish I'd thought of that. 613 00:32:01,702 --> 00:32:03,922 - And the radio? - You'd be surprised how easy 614 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:05,227 it is to reverse the transmission 615 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:06,925 on a shortwave radio. 616 00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:13,496 - That's the dumbest fucking plan I've ever heard. 617 00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,498 - No, you don't even know the half of it. 618 00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:21,374 ♪ 619 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:22,984 - The evidence is clear. 620 00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:24,899 This wild animal isn't messing around, 621 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,206 and I don't think pots and pans are gonna be enough. 622 00:32:27,249 --> 00:32:29,208 That raccoon was just the beginning. 623 00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:31,166 - Ranger Rick. 624 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:34,169 - And now things are about to get grizzly. 625 00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:36,737 - It's actually mostly black bears around here. 626 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:39,261 - I don't know what we did to piss off that bear, 627 00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:42,873 but we need to take care of it before it takes care of us. 628 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:45,920 - The ranger specifically said hunting season's over. 629 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,054 - This isn't hunting. This is self-defense. 630 00:32:49,097 --> 00:32:50,577 - Now, I'm not a lawyer-- - Ugh, 631 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:53,406 it's not like bears are endangered. 632 00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:54,755 I mean, are they? 633 00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:56,583 - You know what is endangered? 634 00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:58,541 Our relationship, 635 00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:00,891 and I'm not gonna let some bear keep me 636 00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:02,545 from enjoying a romantic weekend 637 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:05,026 with the love of my life... 638 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,593 and Harry... 639 00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:08,464 and Tammy. 640 00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:15,471 Okay. I'm ready. 641 00:33:17,952 --> 00:33:21,086 - ♪ Going on a bear hunt 642 00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:24,654 ♪ Tromping through the trees 643 00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:27,831 ♪ Going to shoot an animal 644 00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:30,660 ♪ Even though Ranger Rick said we shouldn't ♪ 645 00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:33,837 ♪ This ragtag merry bunch of friends-- ♪ 646 00:33:33,881 --> 00:33:35,883 - Do you want me to smash that ukulele? 647 00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:37,232 Because I will. 648 00:33:37,276 --> 00:33:39,669 Right over your thick skull. 649 00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:42,237 - Ukulele. - Yeah. That. 650 00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:43,978 - It's pronounced "ukulele." 651 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,632 - Do you even know where we are? 652 00:33:45,675 --> 00:33:47,547 - Yeah. I spent every summer in these woods 653 00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:49,201 as a kid, ages two to four. 654 00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:51,290 I know them like the back of my hand. 655 00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:52,465 - How many freckles? 656 00:33:52,508 --> 00:33:54,075 - I can't. - What? 657 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,076 - How many freckles on the back of your hand? 658 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,166 - Oh. Uh, 12. 659 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:00,212 - Did you hear that? 660 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:02,518 - Oh, no. I hope it's not a bear. 661 00:34:02,562 --> 00:34:05,695 - Don't worry. I'll keep us safe. 662 00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:10,613 - Oh, crap. I forgot my... notebook. 663 00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:13,268 - Why do you need a notebook? 664 00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:16,532 - Uh--what I-- - Because he wrote his 665 00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:18,752 bear tracking strategies in the notebook. 666 00:34:18,795 --> 00:34:21,842 - Oh, yes, the bear tracking strategy's in the notebook. 667 00:34:21,885 --> 00:34:24,540 - And you can't track a bear without a strategy. 668 00:34:24,584 --> 00:34:26,151 - That's what I always say. - Mm-hmm. 669 00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:28,109 - What? - Yeah. Okay, so... 670 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:31,286 don't go too far. I'll be right back. 671 00:34:35,638 --> 00:34:37,988 - What the hell is going on? 672 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,602 - Hey, baby, I'm calling you from a pay phone at the airport. 673 00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:45,213 I left my cell phone in the cab like an idiot, 674 00:34:45,257 --> 00:34:48,695 but it's all right, 'cause the pitch went great. 675 00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:51,132 I couldn't have done this without you. 676 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:55,223 Listen, I know things haven't been ideal lately. 677 00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:57,617 If you told me a year ago that I'd lose my job in the city 678 00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:58,966 and end up living in our summer home, 679 00:34:59,009 --> 00:35:00,750 I wouldn't have believed you. 680 00:35:00,794 --> 00:35:03,057 At least we got to keep all that wine, huh? 681 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,408 Oh, thanks for sticking with me, babe. 682 00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:08,628 I think things are turning around. 683 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:10,804 Don't finish unpacking just yet. 684 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:13,154 See you soon. Love you. 685 00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:23,251 ♪ 686 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,675 - So what's going on with you and Harry? 687 00:35:55,718 --> 00:35:57,459 - What? Nothing. 688 00:35:57,503 --> 00:35:58,982 I just met him. 689 00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:00,767 - That hasn't stopped you before. 690 00:36:00,810 --> 00:36:02,334 - Thanks for keeping track. 691 00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:03,944 - Guys... - What is it? 692 00:36:03,987 --> 00:36:05,728 - Shh, shh, shh. 693 00:36:05,772 --> 00:36:08,253 - Ugh. 694 00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:14,520 - We have to get inside... now. 695 00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:16,391 - Who are you? - Haven't you heard? 696 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:18,785 - No. That's why I asked. - There's a bear on the loose. 697 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:22,049 - That's why we're out here. It's nice to meet you. 698 00:36:22,092 --> 00:36:24,182 I'm Quincy. Quincy Adams. 699 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,575 - The radio specifically said to stay indoors. 700 00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:28,229 Direct orders. 701 00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:29,883 - Finally, somebody with some sense. 702 00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:31,101 Let's get out of here. 703 00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:32,712 Oh, you hit the gym, huh? 704 00:36:32,755 --> 00:36:35,062 - Nature is my gym. - Thank you so much, 705 00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:37,020 but we don't need rescuing. 706 00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:38,892 - You think because you got your hands on a bear rifle, 707 00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:40,807 it means you actually have what it takes to kill one? 708 00:36:41,895 --> 00:36:44,289 Hunting bears isn't about this. 709 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:47,509 It's about this. 710 00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:49,555 We should retreat to your cabin. Follow me. 711 00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:51,644 - I'm coming. 712 00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,472 - If he sees Harry in the bear costume-- 713 00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:55,387 - He's gonna shoot him for real. 714 00:36:57,867 --> 00:36:59,260 - Nice place you got here. 715 00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:00,914 Makes mine look like an old shanty 716 00:37:00,957 --> 00:37:02,872 held together with garbage and tree sap. 717 00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:05,701 - I'm sure yours is fine. - For me, maybe. 718 00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:07,703 Not for you lovely ladies. 719 00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:10,097 But let's not get caught up playing "whose cabin are we in?" 720 00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:12,795 I heard, on my police scanner, 721 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:17,060 some lady crashed her car straight into a large male bear. 722 00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,148 Bam! - Oh! 723 00:37:18,192 --> 00:37:20,281 - Killed it dead. 724 00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:24,894 Now, what that means is that his mate is out there, 725 00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:27,419 and she is angry. 726 00:37:27,462 --> 00:37:29,464 Do you have any idea what a female bear 727 00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:31,727 will do to avenge a loved one? 728 00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:33,381 Well... 729 00:37:33,425 --> 00:37:35,383 I'll spare you the gory details, 730 00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:38,560 but I've seen firsthand what those five-inch claws can do. 731 00:37:38,604 --> 00:37:40,910 That hunter didn't last long when he small intestine 732 00:37:40,954 --> 00:37:44,174 was painting the ground a pretty shade of crimson, 733 00:37:44,218 --> 00:37:46,612 and all he could do was pick his own guts up 734 00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:48,570 in his hand and scream, 735 00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:51,660 "Why?" 736 00:38:00,495 --> 00:38:02,671 Then the bear ripped off his hand, too. 737 00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:05,413 - Who are you? - Oh. 738 00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:07,197 Pardon my manners. 739 00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:08,938 I don't get much human interaction these days. 740 00:38:08,982 --> 00:38:11,941 The name is Hudson. You can call me Hud. 741 00:38:11,985 --> 00:38:14,161 I'm a self-trained wilderness soldier. 742 00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:15,641 You three are safe with me. 743 00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:17,686 - Wait. Where's Harry? 744 00:38:43,582 --> 00:38:48,630 ♪ 745 00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:50,893 - Well, your friend's on his own now. 746 00:38:50,937 --> 00:38:52,547 And I know it feels wrong, 747 00:38:52,591 --> 00:38:55,071 but sometimes you got to make the tough calls. 748 00:38:55,115 --> 00:38:59,293 - Nobody is making any calls. - Yeah, the phones got eaten. 749 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,643 - They're getting smarter. - Okay, so what's the plan 750 00:39:01,687 --> 00:39:03,384 and how are we getting out of here? 751 00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:06,300 - Well, you got a car? That's our best hope. 752 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,477 I would offer mine, but it isn't exactly road-worthy. 753 00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:12,219 I put it up on cinder blocks a few years back. 754 00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:16,005 A family of raccoons has since taken up residence there. 755 00:39:16,049 --> 00:39:18,094 The trash birds, I call them. 756 00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:21,968 Poor raccoons. 757 00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:25,058 They seemed to be mourning this morning. 758 00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:28,409 They lost one of their own to the bear. 759 00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:29,845 - It's Ranger Rick. - Don't even get me started 760 00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:31,804 on that pansy-ass son of a bitch! 761 00:39:31,847 --> 00:39:33,196 - Wait, the forest ranger? 762 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,502 - No, the popular Boy Scout mascot. 763 00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:36,330 - Really? - No, the forest ranger! 764 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,376 - He's not a Boy Scout mascot. 765 00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:40,813 - Ooh, before I forget, I have a request. 766 00:39:40,856 --> 00:39:43,816 - A request? Of course. 767 00:39:43,859 --> 00:39:46,122 Anything you want, I will get right on that. 768 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:49,430 - Great, because I need batteries. 769 00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:51,693 - Batteries. - Of the D variety. 770 00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:53,303 - Great. Okay. 771 00:39:53,347 --> 00:39:55,044 Let's all find Hudson some batteries, 772 00:39:55,088 --> 00:39:56,785 and that way he can go home and recharge 773 00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:58,657 whatever critical piece of technology he owns. 774 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:01,181 - I don't appreciate your sarcasm. 775 00:40:01,224 --> 00:40:02,704 If it wasn't for me, you'd be up-- 776 00:40:02,748 --> 00:40:05,185 Colin, we need to talk. 777 00:40:05,228 --> 00:40:06,404 - Who the hell are you? 778 00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:08,144 - Harry. Harry Jameson. 779 00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:09,842 - One does not simply burst into another man's 780 00:40:09,885 --> 00:40:11,583 residence, Harold Jameson. 781 00:40:11,626 --> 00:40:16,283 - Wait, it's my aunt's cabin. - Oh. 782 00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:19,199 Why didn't you say so? 783 00:40:19,242 --> 00:40:20,940 Do you know where your aunt keeps the D batteries? 784 00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:23,203 - What? No. I'm sorry. 785 00:40:23,246 --> 00:40:25,248 - It's okay. You don't have to apologize. 786 00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:29,165 You should know, I once killed a man who scared me like that. 787 00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:32,473 The year was 1994, 788 00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:35,345 and I hadn't eaten a proper meal in six days. 789 00:40:35,389 --> 00:40:37,565 I'd gone on an exploratory rafting mission, 790 00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:39,480 but there's been heavy rains, and then damn rapids 791 00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:42,091 must have been a class six. 792 00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:43,397 Before I knew it, bam! 793 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,181 Capsized. 794 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:46,705 I swam ashore and ended up in the woods, 795 00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:48,576 much like the ones you're in now, 796 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:50,491 and on the fifth day, 797 00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:53,712 die of starvation, 798 00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:56,062 or eat my only friend in the world... 799 00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,846 - The squirrel? - Have I mentioned 800 00:40:57,890 --> 00:40:59,631 any other friends in the story? 801 00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:03,112 - No, you have not. 802 00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:06,028 - So, there I was, 803 00:41:06,072 --> 00:41:10,468 holding him just inches from my mouth, 804 00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:14,907 drooling for sustenance... 805 00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:21,827 But I couldn't. 806 00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:24,394 So I put him down. 807 00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:31,489 ♪ 808 00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:33,403 I looked him straight in the eye... 809 00:41:33,447 --> 00:41:35,623 - The squirrel? - Yes, you fuck. 810 00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:41,020 And I told him-- 811 00:41:41,063 --> 00:41:43,283 I told him it's the end of the road for us. 812 00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:48,897 And it didn't matter how much I loved him. 813 00:41:48,941 --> 00:41:51,683 We couldn't survive together any longer. 814 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:56,514 So I set him free. 815 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,650 That's beautiful. 816 00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:04,391 - Wow, okay. Great story. 817 00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:06,698 I guess it's safe to say that we're safe, 818 00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:08,438 so you can head on home now. 819 00:42:08,482 --> 00:42:09,744 - No, the story's not over. Not even close. 820 00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:12,704 - Oh, wow. Great. Okay, uh... 821 00:42:12,747 --> 00:42:15,750 In that case, I need to use the bathroom. 822 00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:18,361 Harry? 823 00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:19,885 Oh, what? 824 00:42:19,928 --> 00:42:21,190 You two can go to the bathroom together, 825 00:42:21,234 --> 00:42:22,322 but it's weird when guys do it? 826 00:42:23,889 --> 00:42:28,633 - Okay, then I need your help in... 827 00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:31,636 the hallway. 828 00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,812 - Are you gonna shit in the hallway? 829 00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,857 - What? No. 830 00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:41,297 Yes. Come on. 831 00:42:41,341 --> 00:42:43,038 - Sorry. Sorry sorry. 832 00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:45,084 - What took you so long? We were waiting out there. 833 00:42:45,127 --> 00:42:46,389 - I'm, like, really sorry, but look, we should have done 834 00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:48,087 a dress rehearsal or something. 835 00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:49,175 - You know that we didn't have the time or the money 836 00:42:49,218 --> 00:42:50,959 for real rehearsals. 837 00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:52,831 - I couldn't get the costume on by myself, 838 00:42:52,874 --> 00:42:54,572 and then, when I did, I could hardly see out of it. 839 00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:56,878 - Man, I am tired of the excuses, all right? 840 00:42:56,922 --> 00:42:58,967 We have a real problem. - I know. 841 00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:00,142 - Yeah, the crazy woodsman. - The bear. 842 00:43:00,186 --> 00:43:01,709 - Wait, what? 843 00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:03,363 - There's a real bear out there, man. 844 00:43:03,406 --> 00:43:04,843 - What do you mean there's a real bear out there? 845 00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:07,149 - You know, "Roar, 846 00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:09,369 I'm gonna eat you"? That kind of a thing. 847 00:43:09,412 --> 00:43:11,371 - Really? - Yeah. 848 00:43:11,414 --> 00:43:13,416 - Uh, I think I read that bears are 849 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,722 more afraid of us than we are of them. 850 00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:16,506 - Oh, I've not read that. 851 00:43:16,550 --> 00:43:19,248 - We will be fine. 852 00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:21,555 Well, I will be fine. 853 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,644 Hudson has a real gun, and if he sees you dressed as a bear, 854 00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:26,125 he's gonna shoot you and mount your head on his wall. 855 00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:28,649 - I spent two days without him, 856 00:43:28,693 --> 00:43:31,347 and I knew that I had a task to accomplish, 857 00:43:31,391 --> 00:43:34,524 but I couldn't let my human emotions get in the way. 858 00:43:36,309 --> 00:43:38,311 - You're a really passionate guy, 859 00:43:38,354 --> 00:43:40,574 and I find that really attractive in a man. 860 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,490 - Really? - What? 861 00:43:43,533 --> 00:43:47,015 - Could you just excuse us for one second? 862 00:43:47,059 --> 00:43:48,669 Come on. Sorry. 863 00:43:48,713 --> 00:43:50,628 - I don't mean to be the voice of reason here, 864 00:43:50,671 --> 00:43:52,151 but maybe we should call it quits. 865 00:43:52,194 --> 00:43:54,370 Look, I didn't sign up for a real bear. 866 00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:56,068 I didn't sign up for a real gun. 867 00:43:56,111 --> 00:43:57,678 Technically, I didn't sign anything, 868 00:43:57,722 --> 00:43:59,811 except for the receipt for the bear costume, 869 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,987 which put me into overdraft, just so you know. 870 00:44:02,030 --> 00:44:05,251 - Whoa, what are you doing? Are you hitting on that guy? 871 00:44:05,294 --> 00:44:06,731 - What? No. 872 00:44:06,774 --> 00:44:08,994 He's just had a very interesting life. 873 00:44:09,037 --> 00:44:11,997 Besides, my therapist said that no feelings are bad feelings, 874 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,260 except shoulder tension. 875 00:44:14,303 --> 00:44:16,175 - We are so close. 876 00:44:16,218 --> 00:44:18,307 I can't do this without you. 877 00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:23,138 - Why is it such a big deal to propose to her like this? 878 00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:25,837 - I don't know. 879 00:44:27,752 --> 00:44:29,797 I just want to give Quincy a reason to stay with me. 880 00:44:29,841 --> 00:44:32,408 - She has enough reason to be with you, all right? 881 00:44:32,452 --> 00:44:34,019 You love her like crazy. 882 00:44:34,062 --> 00:44:35,890 You're a handsome fellow. You've got a good job. 883 00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:37,413 - Had. 884 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,069 - Oh. 885 00:44:43,332 --> 00:44:45,639 - I haven't told Quincy yet. 886 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,385 Okay, okay.. 887 00:44:52,428 --> 00:44:55,083 I have a plan, all right? Now, you turn the radio on, 888 00:44:55,127 --> 00:44:57,825 and you make sure that Hudson is listening. 889 00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:04,353 ♪ 890 00:45:04,397 --> 00:45:07,748 - Where are the girls? - Uh, lady problems. 891 00:45:07,792 --> 00:45:11,360 - What does that even mean? Don't answer that. 892 00:45:11,404 --> 00:45:13,928 Let's take a break from all this craziness 893 00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:15,887 and go listen to the radio. 894 00:45:15,930 --> 00:45:19,238 - I love radios. - Yeah. Great. 895 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:24,156 - I'd really appreciate it if you stopped hitting on Harry. 896 00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:25,548 You were supposed to be my friend on this trip. 897 00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:26,941 You remember that? 898 00:45:26,985 --> 00:45:28,551 - Look, I know that I just met Harry, 899 00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:30,771 but I think I really like him. 900 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:32,381 And why can't you just be happy for me? 901 00:45:32,425 --> 00:45:34,079 - I would be happy for you if I thought 902 00:45:34,122 --> 00:45:35,515 that it was going to work. 903 00:45:35,558 --> 00:45:37,517 Look, Colin even said-- 904 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,127 No, you know what? I shouldn't say anything. 905 00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:40,825 - Shouldn't say anything about what? 906 00:45:40,868 --> 00:45:42,783 - Colin said that Harry isn't interested in you. 907 00:45:42,827 --> 00:45:45,743 That you two are just not right for each other. 908 00:45:45,786 --> 00:45:49,094 Harry is a huge idiot, but at least he has standards. 909 00:45:49,137 --> 00:45:51,574 - What's that supposed to mean? - You know, I don't even-- 910 00:45:51,618 --> 00:45:53,446 I don't--I literally don't know anything. 911 00:45:53,489 --> 00:45:54,882 I haven't known a goddamn thing 912 00:45:54,926 --> 00:45:56,405 since we showed up to this place. 913 00:45:56,449 --> 00:45:58,190 Everyone's acting weird, you included, 914 00:45:58,233 --> 00:45:59,974 and now I just want some wine. 915 00:46:00,018 --> 00:46:01,933 Where'd Harry put that nasty attic wine? 916 00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:04,283 In the attic? Thank you. 917 00:46:06,154 --> 00:46:07,852 He probably just didn't want to hurt your feelings. 918 00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:20,255 This is an emergency alert from the Smithtown County area. 919 00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:22,431 Residents are advised 920 00:46:22,475 --> 00:46:24,216 to stay inside their homes. 921 00:46:24,259 --> 00:46:26,261 Emergency teams will be coming door to door 922 00:46:26,305 --> 00:46:28,829 delivering care packages filled with water, 923 00:46:28,873 --> 00:46:31,484 bear repellant, 924 00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:34,748 and D batteries. That is all. 925 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:39,144 - What are you doing? - Uh-oh. 926 00:46:39,187 --> 00:46:42,538 - Uh, well, buddy, I guess you'd better get home 927 00:46:42,582 --> 00:46:44,758 so you can get your D batteries or whatever. 928 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:47,282 - Too risky. Could be a trap. 929 00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:49,894 - A trap set by who? The bear? 930 00:46:49,937 --> 00:46:52,287 - That's the dumbest fucking plan I've ever heard. 931 00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:54,899 - You just have to promise not to let Colin know that you know. 932 00:46:54,942 --> 00:46:57,510 - Plus they're gonna be bringing a care package here, too, right? 933 00:46:57,553 --> 00:47:00,339 - Right. - So? 934 00:47:00,382 --> 00:47:02,210 - Oh, God damn it. 935 00:47:02,254 --> 00:47:03,777 - This is ridiculous. 936 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:06,258 - He has worked so hard on this, Quincy. 937 00:47:06,301 --> 00:47:08,869 Please play along, for his sake. 938 00:47:08,913 --> 00:47:15,136 - Okay, just wait here. Just wait. 939 00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:18,357 - This is all for you! This whole weekend! 940 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,359 All of it! Just because he loves you. 941 00:47:29,368 --> 00:47:30,848 - What was she doing in here? 942 00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:32,632 - No, it's not what it looks like. 943 00:47:32,675 --> 00:47:35,200 - What does it look like? - It's just an expression. 944 00:47:35,243 --> 00:47:37,332 And don't worry, I covered. She doesn't know about the plan. 945 00:47:37,376 --> 00:47:41,075 She just wanted the nasty attic wine. 946 00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:42,860 - Hudson didn't go for it. - What? 947 00:47:42,903 --> 00:47:44,339 - It was a good try, but we're gonna have 948 00:47:44,383 --> 00:47:45,906 to find another way to distract him. 949 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:49,083 - I'll distract him. - Great. How? 950 00:47:49,127 --> 00:47:51,738 - I'll show you what it looks like to lead someone on. 951 00:47:51,781 --> 00:47:54,262 I don't care if he can make sandwiches or not. 952 00:47:54,306 --> 00:47:56,047 I mean, he's really attractive, right? 953 00:47:56,090 --> 00:47:57,483 He's got a great body. 954 00:47:57,526 --> 00:47:59,354 That's always been enough in the past. 955 00:48:00,834 --> 00:48:03,097 - So what is your plan, exactly? 956 00:48:03,141 --> 00:48:07,275 - I said I would handle it, okay? Jesus! 957 00:48:12,454 --> 00:48:16,067 - Does Hudson really have that great of a body? 958 00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:19,113 - I'd say a seven. - A seven? 959 00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:20,723 - But I'm not really into flannel, 960 00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:23,117 so I might not be the best person to ask. 961 00:48:23,161 --> 00:48:25,946 We may have been interrupted, but nothing has changed. 962 00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:28,383 The bear is still out there, and we need to hurry, 963 00:48:28,427 --> 00:48:32,213 because if we lose the sun, the bear has the advantage. 964 00:48:32,257 --> 00:48:34,781 - Can bears see in the dark? - It's, like, midday. 965 00:48:34,824 --> 00:48:37,653 - Exactly. - Where are Tammy and Hudson? 966 00:48:37,697 --> 00:48:39,264 - I thought you said there were batteries in here. 967 00:48:39,307 --> 00:48:42,006 Hi. 968 00:48:42,049 --> 00:48:44,965 - They'll catch up with us. Let's go. 969 00:48:45,009 --> 00:48:46,924 - Did you hear that? 970 00:48:49,970 --> 00:48:51,450 They're gone. 971 00:48:51,493 --> 00:48:53,452 - Which leaves you and me all alone. 972 00:48:53,495 --> 00:48:55,584 - Has nothing I've said gotten through to you people? 973 00:48:55,628 --> 00:48:58,152 They'll die out there. - They'll be fine. 974 00:48:58,196 --> 00:49:01,112 - If only there had been time to tell the rest of my story. 975 00:49:03,288 --> 00:49:04,811 Two days after I let my squirrel go, 976 00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:06,465 I realized I wasn't alone. 977 00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:07,988 There was a band of hillbillies hunting me. 978 00:49:08,032 --> 00:49:09,947 - Shh. 979 00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:12,384 Has anyone ever told you how good you look in flannel? 980 00:49:12,427 --> 00:49:16,954 Like a normal-sized Paul Bunyan. 981 00:49:16,997 --> 00:49:18,868 Mm. - You seem like a... 982 00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:21,262 nice girl, but-- - I'm not a nice girl. 983 00:49:27,573 --> 00:49:29,009 - Rick. 984 00:49:29,053 --> 00:49:31,098 Rick. 985 00:49:31,142 --> 00:49:33,492 - Where the fuck have you been, Rick? Never mind. 986 00:49:33,535 --> 00:49:35,885 This goddamn fire burned up right up to a cave. 987 00:49:35,929 --> 00:49:37,713 Trapped a bear inside, Rick. 988 00:49:37,757 --> 00:49:39,411 Had to listen to the fucker for six hours. 989 00:49:39,454 --> 00:49:41,021 You ever hear a bear scream? 990 00:49:41,065 --> 00:49:43,415 - Oh, no. Is there anything I can do? 991 00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:47,419 - What are we? A couple of schoolgirls comparing tit sizes? 992 00:49:47,462 --> 00:49:49,421 Of course there's something you can do. 993 00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:51,640 You can go out there and track these goddamn bears. 994 00:49:51,684 --> 00:49:53,512 One more dead bear on your watch, 995 00:49:53,555 --> 00:49:55,122 and I will see to it that you 996 00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:57,081 will never work another fucking day 997 00:49:57,124 --> 00:49:59,344 in your fucking life! 998 00:49:59,387 --> 00:50:00,780 Holy shit! What the fuck was tha-- 999 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:15,490 ♪ 1000 00:50:15,534 --> 00:50:18,276 - Uh, according to this data-- 1001 00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:21,366 intel all we need to do is go that way. 1002 00:50:21,409 --> 00:50:22,889 - Oh yeah? You sure about that book there? 1003 00:50:22,932 --> 00:50:24,238 - Mm-hmm. - You--Maybe I should, 1004 00:50:24,282 --> 00:50:25,239 you know, take a look? - No! 1005 00:50:25,283 --> 00:50:28,416 I need to pee. 1006 00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:31,637 - Well, pick a tree. - I mean, I need trail mix. 1007 00:50:38,165 --> 00:50:45,216 ♪ 1008 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:04,148 ♪ 1009 00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:10,284 ♪ 1010 00:51:13,331 --> 00:51:19,032 ♪ 1011 00:51:22,122 --> 00:51:23,645 ♪ 1012 00:51:23,689 --> 00:51:25,299 - We're too exposed. 1013 00:51:25,343 --> 00:51:26,953 We shouldn't be out in the open like this. 1014 00:51:26,996 --> 00:51:29,651 - You're right. Let's do it in there. 1015 00:51:29,695 --> 00:51:36,745 ♪ 1016 00:51:52,370 --> 00:51:53,980 - Mel. 1017 00:51:55,851 --> 00:51:57,505 Babe? 1018 00:51:57,549 --> 00:52:04,599 ♪ 1019 00:52:06,732 --> 00:52:09,778 I love sex! 1020 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:18,744 ♪ 1021 00:52:22,095 --> 00:52:29,146 ♪ 1022 00:52:34,716 --> 00:52:36,892 Hey, Mel, 1023 00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:38,633 I know I'm not supposed to call the house. 1024 00:52:38,677 --> 00:52:40,287 I'm sorry, but it's just I tried your cell 1025 00:52:40,331 --> 00:52:41,897 and it went straight to voicemail. 1026 00:52:41,941 --> 00:52:43,943 I'm worried. Where are you? 1027 00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:46,293 They're about to close the restaurant. 1028 00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:48,034 - We should get out more. 1029 00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:53,387 This is nice. 1030 00:52:58,523 --> 00:53:01,221 - Hey, babe, I'm calling you from a payphone at the airport. 1031 00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:03,267 I left-- 1032 00:53:03,310 --> 00:53:05,921 - Mr. Carter, this is officer Berkley. 1033 00:53:05,965 --> 00:53:07,662 I'm calling you from Grace Hospital. 1034 00:53:07,706 --> 00:53:09,838 Your wife's been-- your wife's been in 1035 00:53:09,882 --> 00:53:12,058 a car accident. The same wreck that started 1036 00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:14,191 the fire we've been dealing with. 1037 00:53:14,234 --> 00:53:16,323 I need you to come to the hospital as soon as possible. 1038 00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:19,674 She's--I can't say any more over the phone. 1039 00:53:19,718 --> 00:53:21,589 I need you to come in. 1040 00:53:21,633 --> 00:53:23,983 - The fuck? 1041 00:53:24,026 --> 00:53:31,077 ♪ 1042 00:53:57,321 --> 00:53:58,974 - Hey! 1043 00:53:59,018 --> 00:54:01,368 Come on! Hey! 1044 00:54:01,412 --> 00:54:02,848 Hey! 1045 00:54:02,891 --> 00:54:04,893 - Oh! 1046 00:54:06,895 --> 00:54:09,071 ♪ 1047 00:54:09,115 --> 00:54:12,379 - Oh... 1048 00:54:25,653 --> 00:54:27,655 ♪ 1049 00:54:27,699 --> 00:54:30,571 - Wait. What was that? 1050 00:54:30,615 --> 00:54:32,312 - I don't know. 1051 00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:33,879 Was it the bear? 1052 00:54:40,407 --> 00:54:44,237 - Oh. Look, baby. There. 1053 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,760 There it is. 1054 00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:49,590 - This is like a nightmare come true, 1055 00:54:49,634 --> 00:54:52,680 but it's also strangely romantic. 1056 00:54:52,724 --> 00:54:54,639 What do I do? 1057 00:54:54,682 --> 00:54:57,816 - Shoot it. - Okay. 1058 00:55:01,559 --> 00:55:04,736 - Okay, now, deep breaths. Steady your hands. 1059 00:55:04,779 --> 00:55:08,130 Now on three, I want you to exhale 1060 00:55:08,174 --> 00:55:10,002 and squeeze the trigger. 1061 00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:12,178 Don't pull... - Mm-hmm. 1062 00:55:12,221 --> 00:55:14,180 - Squeeze. 1063 00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:17,618 One... 1064 00:55:17,662 --> 00:55:20,621 two... 1065 00:55:20,665 --> 00:55:23,058 - Stop! Don't! 1066 00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:30,979 - Rawr! - Shh. Shh. 1067 00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:33,025 Did you hear that? - Oh. 1068 00:55:33,068 --> 00:55:34,461 Sounded like a rape whistle? 1069 00:55:34,505 --> 00:55:36,376 - A bear whistle. 1070 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:40,685 Ooh! 1071 00:55:44,384 --> 00:55:46,778 - I specifically told you hunting season was over! 1072 00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:48,649 Specifically! 1073 00:55:48,693 --> 00:55:51,086 I remember, because I forgot to tell the last group of folks, 1074 00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:53,480 and that really came back to bite me in the butt. 1075 00:55:53,524 --> 00:55:55,395 Pardon my language. 1076 00:55:55,439 --> 00:55:57,658 - I can assure you this is all just a big misunderstanding. 1077 00:55:57,702 --> 00:56:00,182 - Yeah, we weren't actually gonna shoot a bear. 1078 00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:02,359 - How would you know what I was going to do? 1079 00:56:02,402 --> 00:56:04,143 You were obviously preoccupied. 1080 00:56:04,186 --> 00:56:07,233 - Eh! We were preoccupied. 1081 00:56:07,276 --> 00:56:08,887 - It's not you two I'm worried about. 1082 00:56:08,930 --> 00:56:10,105 It's these ones. 1083 00:56:10,149 --> 00:56:13,674 It's just-- I just-- 1084 00:56:13,718 --> 00:56:15,372 Specifically! 1085 00:56:15,415 --> 00:56:17,678 - It won't happen again, I promise. 1086 00:56:17,722 --> 00:56:19,593 - And why in God's good name would I believe 1087 00:56:19,637 --> 00:56:21,595 you'd keep your promise? 1088 00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:24,642 - Rick, you're just gonna have to take my word on this one. 1089 00:56:24,685 --> 00:56:26,731 - People think that just because of my gentle disposition 1090 00:56:26,774 --> 00:56:28,820 that they can take advantage of me, 1091 00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:32,127 but I will not allow another bear to die on my watch. 1092 00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:34,129 - Out of season. - Well, yes. Out of season. 1093 00:56:34,173 --> 00:56:37,219 Of course. 1094 00:56:37,263 --> 00:56:39,483 Do you even have any idea what kind of danger you were in? 1095 00:56:39,526 --> 00:56:41,180 - That is exactly what I have been saying. 1096 00:56:41,223 --> 00:56:43,487 These people blatantly ignored the radio broadcast. 1097 00:56:43,530 --> 00:56:44,966 - Radio broadcast? 1098 00:56:45,010 --> 00:56:47,316 - You ignored the second radio broadcast. 1099 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,406 - I don't appreciate your tone. If it wasn't for me, you'd be-- 1100 00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:52,191 Jiminy Christmas! 1101 00:56:52,234 --> 00:56:53,975 You shouldn't scare me like that. 1102 00:56:54,019 --> 00:56:55,281 I'm a man on the edge. 1103 00:56:55,324 --> 00:56:58,371 - Sorry? - Who are you? 1104 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:01,809 - Harry. - It's his aunt's cabin. 1105 00:57:01,853 --> 00:57:04,421 - Oh, why didn't you say so? 1106 00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:06,466 - Well, Rick, thanks so much for stopping by, 1107 00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:08,076 but if you're done, we have some unfinished business 1108 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,949 we need to attend to. - Oh, I finished. 1109 00:57:10,992 --> 00:57:13,038 - I most certainly am not done. 1110 00:57:13,081 --> 00:57:15,475 I am not leaving here until I get through to you people. 1111 00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:17,564 It's my job on the line here! 1112 00:57:17,608 --> 00:57:19,914 Not to mention the well-being of the wildlife. 1113 00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:22,700 - Just tell us what we need to do to make it right. 1114 00:57:22,743 --> 00:57:24,092 Whatever it takes. 1115 00:57:24,136 --> 00:57:28,140 - Well... 1116 00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:31,796 your aunt sure does make a mean lemonade. 1117 00:57:31,839 --> 00:57:35,060 Had a boatload of sugar. 1118 00:57:35,103 --> 00:57:36,931 I never could resist. 1119 00:57:43,721 --> 00:57:47,159 - I'll make us all some lemonade. 1120 00:57:47,202 --> 00:57:49,770 - I will, too. 1121 00:57:49,814 --> 00:57:55,297 Much obliged. 1122 00:57:55,341 --> 00:57:57,299 If you had been there sooner, 1123 00:57:57,343 --> 00:57:58,692 we could have done it. - Been there sooner? 1124 00:57:58,736 --> 00:58:00,172 - Yeah, I was counting on you. 1125 00:58:00,215 --> 00:58:02,087 - Dude, it was horrible. I was stuck in-- 1126 00:58:02,130 --> 00:58:04,219 - Just stop. Now with Ranger Rick breathing down our necks, 1127 00:58:04,263 --> 00:58:06,308 we're never gonna be able to execute this as we planned. 1128 00:58:06,352 --> 00:58:08,180 There's too many elements to reassess. 1129 00:58:08,223 --> 00:58:09,877 - No. - You really think a little 1130 00:58:09,921 --> 00:58:13,620 lemonade is gonna placate him? - Yes. No. Oh! 1131 00:58:13,664 --> 00:58:15,622 Lemonade and sandwiches. 1132 00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:28,417 ♪ 1133 00:58:40,604 --> 00:58:44,042 - Shit. What's this doing out? 1134 00:59:08,283 --> 00:59:15,334 ♪ 1135 00:59:25,997 --> 00:59:28,826 This whole thing has gone so wrong. 1136 00:59:31,176 --> 00:59:33,004 - Do you see this? Huh? 1137 00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:35,746 This tiny, expensive piece of rock 1138 00:59:35,789 --> 00:59:37,791 is all you need to focus on. 1139 00:59:37,835 --> 00:59:39,619 Now listen to me, okay? 1140 00:59:39,663 --> 00:59:44,972 We're gonna reassess, ponder plans of conquests 1141 00:59:45,016 --> 00:59:46,408 APEC. 1142 00:59:46,452 --> 00:59:47,888 APEC. APEC. Okay. 1143 00:59:47,932 --> 00:59:51,239 Now listen. We can still do this. 1144 01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:08,300 ♪ 1145 01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:13,174 - Oh, thank God. I'm starving! 1146 01:00:18,963 --> 01:00:20,529 - I always forget how much a good fucking 1147 01:00:20,573 --> 01:00:22,053 works up an appetite. 1148 01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:33,325 - You know, I think you boys may have forgotten 1149 01:00:33,368 --> 01:00:36,415 the one thing I specifically asked for: 1150 01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:39,113 - Sugar. - See? You did hear me. 1151 01:00:39,157 --> 01:00:41,420 I, uh--I put in 1152 01:00:41,463 --> 01:00:46,686 a whole bag of sugar, Mr. Ranger Rick. 1153 01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:49,341 But if you want more, your wish is my command. 1154 01:00:49,384 --> 01:00:51,865 - No, I got it. 1155 01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:06,401 ♪ 1156 01:01:06,445 --> 01:01:11,755 Fuuuck. 1157 01:01:15,846 --> 01:01:17,891 - Well? - Hmm? 1158 01:01:17,935 --> 01:01:21,025 - What's the holdup? - Oh, nothing. 1159 01:01:21,068 --> 01:01:23,244 Here you go, Ranger Rick. 1160 01:01:31,644 --> 01:01:33,428 - Oh, thanks, boys. 1161 01:01:33,472 --> 01:01:36,780 You know, I think that I have found a way 1162 01:01:36,823 --> 01:01:40,435 to settle this whole thing. 1163 01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:43,221 Now, if you'd sign there 1164 01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:45,484 agreeing not to hurt any bears... 1165 01:01:45,527 --> 01:01:48,269 - Wait. When did you have time to write this? 1166 01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:51,229 - Now, we'll seal the deal 1167 01:01:51,272 --> 01:01:56,147 with a glass of the old yellow. 1168 01:01:56,190 --> 01:01:57,452 Cheers. 1169 01:02:01,543 --> 01:02:08,594 ♪ 1170 01:02:12,816 --> 01:02:15,035 - No! Ooh! Okay! Okay! 1171 01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:16,558 Um, Hudson's choking. Hudson's choking. 1172 01:02:16,602 --> 01:02:18,604 Come on. 1173 01:02:18,647 --> 01:02:19,779 Come on, man. Come on. 1174 01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:21,041 Oh, yeah, I'll save you. 1175 01:02:21,085 --> 01:02:22,739 Harry's got you. Yeah. 1176 01:02:22,782 --> 01:02:24,436 Yeah, don't go towards the light! 1177 01:02:24,479 --> 01:02:26,351 Stop! Stop! 1178 01:02:31,704 --> 01:02:33,271 There we go. Problem solved. 1179 01:02:36,230 --> 01:02:38,755 - We have a problem. - Just one? 1180 01:02:39,407 --> 01:02:41,932 - I lost the ring. - Oh, shit. 1181 01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:46,632 - Okay. I am gonna ask you two questions, Harry, 1182 01:02:46,675 --> 01:02:48,547 and you need to be honest with me. 1183 01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:52,681 Where is the ring, and why did you just molest Hudson? 1184 01:02:52,725 --> 01:02:55,772 - Okay. I can kill those two birds with one stone. 1185 01:02:55,815 --> 01:03:00,341 The ring is inside Hudson. 1186 01:03:00,385 --> 01:03:02,169 - What? - Listen. 1187 01:03:02,213 --> 01:03:03,823 I've been nothing but supportive with you on this trip, 1188 01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:05,259 and I'd appreciate it if you didn't take 1189 01:03:05,303 --> 01:03:07,087 that tone of voice with me, mister. 1190 01:03:07,131 --> 01:03:09,350 - You let a stranger eat my grandmother's wedding ring. 1191 01:03:09,394 --> 01:03:12,136 - I guess it fell into the sandwich. I am sorry. 1192 01:03:12,179 --> 01:03:13,920 - Okay. I'm sure he didn't mean it. 1193 01:03:13,964 --> 01:03:17,837 - You can take your sympathy and get--get rid of it. 1194 01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:19,926 - Didn't mean it? Oh, he didn't mean it? 1195 01:03:19,970 --> 01:03:21,754 Oh, that makes everything better, doesn't it? 1196 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,451 I'm just gonna propose to Quincy 1197 01:03:23,495 --> 01:03:25,714 by wrapping a fucking twig around her finger! 1198 01:03:25,758 --> 01:03:27,325 - Twigs don't really bend. - She's gonna say no anyway. 1199 01:03:27,368 --> 01:03:29,544 - You need to solve this now, all right? 1200 01:03:29,588 --> 01:03:31,285 We are moving forward with this plan 1201 01:03:31,329 --> 01:03:34,636 whether you like it or--what did you just say? 1202 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:38,466 - I said she doesn't love you. - That's not what you said. 1203 01:03:38,510 --> 01:03:40,338 - It was implied, Harry. 1204 01:03:40,381 --> 01:03:42,166 - What are you talking about? We're working things out. 1205 01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:44,429 - She only came on this trip because she's too much of 1206 01:03:44,472 --> 01:03:47,606 a little pussy to confront her problems directly. 1207 01:03:47,649 --> 01:03:49,434 She met somebody else. 1208 01:03:49,477 --> 01:03:53,960 Look, I'm sorry, dude. 1209 01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:56,615 - Oh. - Also, it's probably 1210 01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:59,270 a good time to tell you, Quincy--well... 1211 01:03:59,313 --> 01:04:00,880 - Just spit it out. 1212 01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:02,403 How much worse can it get? - Okay. Okay. 1213 01:04:02,447 --> 01:04:05,145 She knows about the plan. 1214 01:04:05,189 --> 01:04:11,935 But buddy, don't worry, 'cause it's gonna be okay. 1215 01:04:11,978 --> 01:04:13,893 - Abort mission. 1216 01:04:17,157 --> 01:04:19,725 - Now look what you did. 1217 01:04:19,768 --> 01:04:21,466 You didn't have to tell him that. 1218 01:04:21,509 --> 01:04:23,294 - What, you really think he would be better off living 1219 01:04:23,337 --> 01:04:25,513 in some fantasy where he makes some grand romantic gesture 1220 01:04:25,557 --> 01:04:28,342 and lives happily ever after? - Maybe. I want him to be happy. 1221 01:04:28,386 --> 01:04:29,778 - Yeah? Well maybe that's your problem, you know? 1222 01:04:29,822 --> 01:04:31,215 You're just trying to please everybody. 1223 01:04:31,258 --> 01:04:32,738 If you didn't like me, then you shouldn't 1224 01:04:32,781 --> 01:04:34,218 have led me on like that. - I do like you. 1225 01:04:34,261 --> 01:04:38,178 - Exactly. Wait, what? 1226 01:04:38,222 --> 01:04:40,746 - Why wouldn't I like you? You're enthusiastic. 1227 01:04:40,789 --> 01:04:44,097 You have a great... taste in sandwiches, 1228 01:04:44,141 --> 01:04:45,664 and you're helping me and Colin 1229 01:04:45,707 --> 01:04:46,926 even though you know this is a bad idea. 1230 01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:48,232 - Then why did you tell Colin 1231 01:04:48,275 --> 01:04:49,973 that you weren't interested in me? 1232 01:04:50,016 --> 01:04:52,627 - I never said that. - No. When I told Quincy-- 1233 01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:57,850 Fucking cunt face. 1234 01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:01,898 Oh, God, that means that I slept with Hudson for no reason. 1235 01:05:02,986 --> 01:05:07,033 - I... watched you and Hudson... 1236 01:05:07,077 --> 01:05:08,905 fucking each other. 1237 01:05:10,732 --> 01:05:12,082 - What did you just say? 1238 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,823 - I was in the garage. 1239 01:05:14,867 --> 01:05:16,173 - I'm so sorry. 1240 01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:18,827 - Yeah, me, too. 1241 01:05:18,871 --> 01:05:20,655 - Look, I only did it because 1242 01:05:20,699 --> 01:05:22,266 I was mad at Quincy, 1243 01:05:22,309 --> 01:05:24,050 and we had to find some way to distract him, 1244 01:05:24,094 --> 01:05:26,705 and I just-- 1245 01:05:26,748 --> 01:05:29,751 I was faking it the whole time. 1246 01:05:29,795 --> 01:05:32,580 Could you just say something? 1247 01:05:32,624 --> 01:05:35,105 - I've seen you naked. - And? 1248 01:05:35,148 --> 01:05:36,628 - Oh, yeah. It was good. 1249 01:05:36,671 --> 01:05:38,935 Except for the man that was inside of you. 1250 01:05:38,978 --> 01:05:40,806 That was bad. 1251 01:05:40,849 --> 01:05:43,417 Oh, also, I should mention that Colin poured 1252 01:05:43,461 --> 01:05:46,029 all of your cocaine into the lemonade. 1253 01:05:46,072 --> 01:05:47,508 - Wait, all of it? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1254 01:05:47,552 --> 01:05:48,988 - Oh, shit, man. 1255 01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:51,599 I was wondering why I felt so... rrr! 1256 01:05:51,643 --> 01:05:55,168 - Uh! Yeah. Look, so, what should we do? 1257 01:05:55,212 --> 01:05:57,736 I have an idea. 1258 01:06:00,782 --> 01:06:06,919 ♪ 1259 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,442 - Harry, what are you doing? 1260 01:06:08,486 --> 01:06:10,967 - Saving your marriage. 1261 01:06:11,010 --> 01:06:15,449 ♪ 1262 01:06:15,493 --> 01:06:17,756 Oh, Aunt Stacy. 1263 01:06:17,799 --> 01:06:20,454 God. No. No, no, no, no, no, no! 1264 01:06:22,195 --> 01:06:23,153 Here we go. 1265 01:06:23,196 --> 01:06:26,591 Here--C. C. 1266 01:06:26,634 --> 01:06:28,680 Fuck it. Okay. 1267 01:06:30,551 --> 01:06:33,815 Melanie Carter. Melanie Carter. Melanie Carter. 1268 01:06:37,689 --> 01:06:39,082 No time, Harry. A-ha! Ha ha! 1269 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,909 Laxatives! 1270 01:06:40,953 --> 01:06:42,563 Of course this is my aunt's cabin, 1271 01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:45,523 and what's more, Tammy and I, we have a plan. 1272 01:06:45,566 --> 01:06:47,133 Come hell or high water, we are gonna do 1273 01:06:47,177 --> 01:06:48,787 exactly what we came here to do: 1274 01:06:48,830 --> 01:06:50,919 trick Quincy into shooting a fake bear 1275 01:06:50,963 --> 01:06:52,791 so she can be perfect and you two can get married. 1276 01:06:52,834 --> 01:06:54,749 - Harry, she knows about the plan. The jig is up. 1277 01:06:54,793 --> 01:06:56,795 - Oh! Yeah, I know she knows about the plan, 1278 01:06:56,838 --> 01:06:58,144 but she doesn't know that you know 1279 01:06:58,188 --> 01:06:59,928 that she knows about the plan. 1280 01:06:59,972 --> 01:07:03,454 - This is getting confusing. - In the best way. 1281 01:07:03,497 --> 01:07:05,934 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 1282 01:07:05,978 --> 01:07:07,806 - Let's do this. 1283 01:07:07,849 --> 01:07:10,765 Okay, this is just an obstacle that we need to overcome. 1284 01:07:10,809 --> 01:07:12,158 Assess. Prepare. 1285 01:07:12,202 --> 01:07:16,206 - No! No. Up. No more mantra. 1286 01:07:16,249 --> 01:07:19,035 - It's not a mantra. - Life isn't black and white. 1287 01:07:19,078 --> 01:07:20,819 You can't solve all your problems with four little words! 1288 01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:24,083 Sometimes, you got - fuck shit up. 1289 01:07:24,127 --> 01:07:27,217 - You're right. - Yeah, I know. 1290 01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:30,263 Now, first thing's first. We're being hunted. 1291 01:07:30,307 --> 01:07:31,873 There's still a real bear out there. 1292 01:07:31,917 --> 01:07:33,875 We got to stay safe and stay vigilant. 1293 01:07:33,919 --> 01:07:36,095 If we've removed any articles of clothing in the past 24 hours, 1294 01:07:36,139 --> 01:07:38,097 we've got to keep them off, just like the radio said. 1295 01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:39,446 - But that was you on the radio. - Yeah. 1296 01:07:39,490 --> 01:07:41,100 - Okay. So what's the plan? 1297 01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:42,710 I feel like I'm ready for anything. 1298 01:07:42,754 --> 01:07:44,538 - That's just natural love feelings. 1299 01:07:44,582 --> 01:07:46,105 It's in no way related to all the cocaine that we drank. 1300 01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:48,412 - Okay. So what do we do. Wait. What? 1301 01:07:48,455 --> 01:07:51,763 - Oh, fuck. You got about two clicks 1302 01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:53,982 to get Hudson to drink all this laxative. 1303 01:07:58,030 --> 01:08:00,206 You're my best-looking friend. 1304 01:08:03,427 --> 01:08:07,300 - So I went for it. There was no stopping to me. 1305 01:08:07,344 --> 01:08:08,867 I was a killing machine. 1306 01:08:08,910 --> 01:08:12,131 Those damn hillbillies never stood a chance. 1307 01:08:12,175 --> 01:08:14,481 - What are you guys even talking about? 1308 01:08:14,525 --> 01:08:16,135 Why are you even here? 1309 01:08:16,179 --> 01:08:17,919 Where is everybody? 1310 01:08:17,963 --> 01:08:21,009 - This lemonade tastes different than I remember. 1311 01:08:21,053 --> 01:08:23,621 It's bitter. Doesn't taste good. 1312 01:08:23,664 --> 01:08:26,145 I want more of it. 1313 01:08:26,189 --> 01:08:28,582 - Colin, where were you? - Hudson, 1314 01:08:28,626 --> 01:08:30,106 you don't have nearly enough ice in your glass. 1315 01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:31,542 I am gonna get you some more quick. 1316 01:08:31,585 --> 01:08:33,326 You don't either. Ice for everybody. 1317 01:08:33,370 --> 01:08:35,241 - I love ice. 1318 01:08:38,288 --> 01:08:44,337 ♪ 1319 01:08:46,165 --> 01:08:49,168 - Here you go. 1320 01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:54,739 Wait, no! 1321 01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:58,743 Wait, no! That's not right. Shit! 1322 01:08:58,786 --> 01:09:01,963 - What are you doing? - Uhh. 1323 01:09:02,007 --> 01:09:03,878 Why don't you just have both of these, Hudson? 1324 01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:06,359 - If you insist. - No, I want some more. 1325 01:09:06,403 --> 01:09:08,144 - I bet you can't drink both of those before I drink 1326 01:09:08,187 --> 01:09:10,624 just one glass. 1327 01:09:10,668 --> 01:09:13,192 - Watch and learn, punk. 1328 01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:24,856 - You beat me, Hudson. 1329 01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:26,945 I guess you really are the bigger man, huh? 1330 01:09:26,988 --> 01:09:28,294 - There's that sarcasm again. 1331 01:09:28,338 --> 01:09:29,948 - Well, you are a bit bigger. 1332 01:09:29,991 --> 01:09:31,036 - You better count your lucky stars, boy. 1333 01:09:31,079 --> 01:09:32,211 If it wasn't for me... 1334 01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:34,126 - The bear got Tammy. 1335 01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:37,260 - This is exactly what I've been warning you people about. 1336 01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:42,003 I'll save you, Tamantha! 1337 01:09:42,047 --> 01:09:44,397 - No, don't you hurt that bear! - Now, tie him up. 1338 01:09:44,441 --> 01:09:45,790 What? 1339 01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:47,487 - Colin, you got to trust me, okay? 1340 01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:49,272 Tie up Ranger Rick so he can't leave this house, 1341 01:09:49,315 --> 01:09:50,925 or he'll spoil this whole thing 1342 01:09:50,969 --> 01:09:53,319 with one little blow of his rape whistle. 1343 01:09:58,281 --> 01:10:05,288 ♪ 1344 01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:10,206 My ukulele. 1345 01:10:12,512 --> 01:10:13,992 - Why do we have to tie him up? Couldn't you-- 1346 01:10:14,035 --> 01:10:15,994 - There's no time! 1347 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:26,091 ♪ 1348 01:10:27,658 --> 01:10:31,270 - Tammy! Tammy, where are you? 1349 01:10:31,314 --> 01:10:33,707 - Oh! Whoa! 1350 01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:36,754 The bear took her this way. 1351 01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:38,886 Yeah, follow me. Yeah. 1352 01:10:38,930 --> 01:10:41,324 - Please don't do this. You can't kill that bear. 1353 01:10:41,367 --> 01:10:44,501 Hasn't the fire already claimed enough ursine lives? 1354 01:10:44,544 --> 01:10:46,111 - Fire? - Ursine? 1355 01:10:46,154 --> 01:10:48,287 - The huge fire that's devastated the woods 1356 01:10:48,331 --> 01:10:51,116 during your whole visit. From the car wreck. 1357 01:10:51,159 --> 01:10:52,900 - I can't believe that you're doing this. 1358 01:10:52,944 --> 01:10:54,946 - We are doing this. - No, because if we get arrested 1359 01:10:54,989 --> 01:10:57,165 I will be claiming otherwise. - Nobody has to get arrested. 1360 01:10:57,209 --> 01:10:59,080 If you let me go, we'll pretend it never happened. 1361 01:10:59,124 --> 01:11:00,647 - You just stay put, and I will explain 1362 01:11:00,691 --> 01:11:02,301 everything when we get back. 1363 01:11:02,345 --> 01:11:03,911 - Bears are just like you and me, Colin. 1364 01:11:03,955 --> 01:11:06,740 Don't you get it? They live, they love. 1365 01:11:06,784 --> 01:11:09,395 When they itch, they desperately seek a scratch. 1366 01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:12,920 When they hunger, they hunt for salmon. 1367 01:11:12,964 --> 01:11:16,446 - I don't care. - Don't do it! 1368 01:11:16,489 --> 01:11:18,622 Oh, Jesus, uh... 1369 01:11:20,232 --> 01:11:24,323 - Don't! Don't. Don't do it. 1370 01:11:27,457 --> 01:11:34,507 ♪ 1371 01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:37,162 - Let's do this! 1372 01:11:38,990 --> 01:11:40,513 - Are you sweaty? I'm so sweaty. 1373 01:11:40,557 --> 01:11:41,906 - It's the woods, baby. 1374 01:11:41,949 --> 01:11:45,126 Everything's sweaty in the woods. 1375 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,088 This track is fresh. 1376 01:11:50,131 --> 01:11:51,785 This way. 1377 01:11:51,829 --> 01:11:54,527 - There we were, just me and the last damn hillbilly. 1378 01:11:54,571 --> 01:11:56,355 I'd already slaughtered his entire plans, 1379 01:11:56,399 --> 01:11:58,357 but he was-- 1380 01:12:00,533 --> 01:12:02,709 Whoa. 1381 01:12:02,753 --> 01:12:07,932 - Ooh. You got to use the bathroom now, Hudson? 1382 01:12:07,975 --> 01:12:10,674 - In fact, I think I do, all of a sudden. 1383 01:12:12,415 --> 01:12:14,547 - Yes. 1384 01:12:14,591 --> 01:12:17,245 Yes. 1385 01:12:17,289 --> 01:12:18,943 Yes. 1386 01:12:18,986 --> 01:12:21,902 - Shh. Shh. There it is. 1387 01:12:21,946 --> 01:12:24,078 Okay, baby, this is it. 1388 01:12:24,122 --> 01:12:25,950 - I know this isn't conventional, 1389 01:12:25,993 --> 01:12:27,821 but it's kind of sweet, 1390 01:12:27,865 --> 01:12:30,433 and I don't know if it's love, 1391 01:12:30,476 --> 01:12:33,784 but my heart's beating out of my fucking chest. 1392 01:12:33,827 --> 01:12:35,525 - Life will never be boring with me, Quincy. 1393 01:12:35,568 --> 01:12:38,397 I can promise you that. Let's shoot this bear. 1394 01:12:38,441 --> 01:12:39,659 - Let's kill this fucker. 1395 01:12:39,703 --> 01:12:41,835 - Oh. Ooh. 1396 01:12:44,272 --> 01:12:46,274 - How's it going over there, Hudson? 1397 01:12:46,318 --> 01:12:47,885 - Damn. I think the cheese on that sandwich 1398 01:12:47,928 --> 01:12:49,930 must have got me all blocked up. 1399 01:12:49,974 --> 01:12:52,542 - What? No. No, you have to poop, Hudson. 1400 01:12:52,585 --> 01:12:55,936 You have to poop now. Just empty your bowels. 1401 01:12:55,980 --> 01:12:59,157 - What the hell are you talking about? 1402 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,506 - If you poop now, Hudson... 1403 01:13:00,550 --> 01:13:03,596 Hmm? I have a prize for you. 1404 01:13:05,511 --> 01:13:08,253 - D batteries? You found them? 1405 01:13:08,296 --> 01:13:09,907 - What? No. No. 1406 01:13:09,950 --> 01:13:11,299 No. You don't get them till after you poop. 1407 01:13:11,343 --> 01:13:13,127 - Hand them over, boy. - No. 1408 01:13:13,171 --> 01:13:15,478 You don't get them until after. 1409 01:13:15,521 --> 01:13:18,219 - You son of a bitch. 1410 01:13:18,263 --> 01:13:20,439 Ha ha ha ha! 1411 01:13:20,483 --> 01:13:23,094 Poop time, and then battery time, okay? 1412 01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:24,922 Bitch. 1413 01:13:24,965 --> 01:13:28,055 Never fuck with another man's batteries. 1414 01:13:28,099 --> 01:13:29,448 - You're not Tammy. 1415 01:13:32,712 --> 01:13:35,628 - Victory! 1416 01:13:35,672 --> 01:13:39,240 - Oh, fuck me. 1417 01:13:39,284 --> 01:13:41,155 Oh! 1418 01:13:47,814 --> 01:13:50,904 - Motherfucker! 1419 01:13:50,948 --> 01:13:53,907 - What was that? - Follow me! 1420 01:13:59,870 --> 01:14:01,262 - You killed her. 1421 01:14:01,306 --> 01:14:05,136 - Damn right I did. 1422 01:14:05,179 --> 01:14:06,964 - Where did you hit her? 1423 01:14:07,007 --> 01:14:09,357 There's no bullet wound. 1424 01:14:09,401 --> 01:14:13,231 - Please help me, God, in my moment of need. 1425 01:14:13,274 --> 01:14:16,582 There's a bear out there. A bear who needs me. 1426 01:14:16,626 --> 01:14:19,977 Fainting bear! 1427 01:14:21,674 --> 01:14:23,633 - Clever girl. 1428 01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:26,026 - That poor, innocent creature is alone, 1429 01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:28,507 helpless, scared. - Shit. 1430 01:14:28,551 --> 01:14:30,204 - And if I don't save it, 1431 01:14:30,248 --> 01:14:31,510 I'm afraid it's gonna be up there with you 1432 01:14:31,554 --> 01:14:32,990 in bear heaven before too long. 1433 01:14:33,033 --> 01:14:35,427 - Oh, bitch, no! - Hudson! I'll save you! 1434 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:40,301 Fuck that shit! 1435 01:14:40,345 --> 01:14:42,826 - These are C batteries, you fuck! 1436 01:14:44,784 --> 01:14:48,701 - A forest ranger all I've ever known. 1437 01:14:48,745 --> 01:14:51,138 The only thing I've ever been good at. 1438 01:14:51,182 --> 01:14:54,968 If you help me, I promise to protect your woodlands. 1439 01:14:57,754 --> 01:15:01,409 - I will not fail you now, God. 1440 01:15:01,453 --> 01:15:04,543 I am not going down without a fight. 1441 01:15:10,462 --> 01:15:14,553 - Okay, Harry. You can come out. We did it. 1442 01:15:16,468 --> 01:15:18,557 - Tammy? Where's Harry? 1443 01:15:18,601 --> 01:15:20,167 - He should be here any second with the ring. 1444 01:15:20,211 --> 01:15:21,560 - Oh, my God. - I thought that thing was 1445 01:15:21,604 --> 01:15:23,170 supposed to be loaded with blanks! 1446 01:15:23,214 --> 01:15:24,650 - There must have been a mix-up with the guns. 1447 01:15:24,694 --> 01:15:28,567 Oh, I shot Tammy. 1448 01:15:28,611 --> 01:15:31,657 Oh, my God! 1449 01:15:34,138 --> 01:15:36,053 - The bear got Hudson! - Harry, you can drop the act. 1450 01:15:36,096 --> 01:15:37,794 She knows that I know that she knows. 1451 01:15:37,837 --> 01:15:39,796 - No! No, it's not an act. - Where's the ring? 1452 01:15:39,839 --> 01:15:42,015 - Where's Hudson? - To kill another two birds 1453 01:15:42,059 --> 01:15:43,582 with one stone, or to have killed 1454 01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:45,323 a total of four birds with two stones-- 1455 01:15:45,366 --> 01:15:47,586 - Harry! - Hudson is inside the bear. 1456 01:15:47,630 --> 01:15:48,892 - I thought I was the bear. 1457 01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:49,980 - Nobody cares about your sex life. 1458 01:15:50,023 --> 01:15:52,809 - No! The real bear! 1459 01:15:52,852 --> 01:15:55,333 - I thought there wasn't a real bear. 1460 01:15:55,376 --> 01:15:59,903 - There is a definitely a real bear. 1461 01:15:59,946 --> 01:16:02,253 - Come on, lady bear. Where are you? 1462 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:06,126 Rick's coming to save you now. 1463 01:16:06,170 --> 01:16:09,956 Rickety Rick to the rescue. 1464 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,437 Rickety Rick. Ricky, I'm getting you. 1465 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:15,092 It's close by. I know you're here. 1466 01:16:15,135 --> 01:16:17,268 Well, there's a-- 1467 01:16:17,311 --> 01:16:19,444 What? 1468 01:16:19,487 --> 01:16:20,793 Wait a minute. 1469 01:16:20,837 --> 01:16:22,752 Is this-- 1470 01:16:25,755 --> 01:16:27,887 Oh, no. 1471 01:16:27,931 --> 01:16:29,628 Oh, no! Oh, no! 1472 01:16:29,672 --> 01:16:33,980 Oh, sweet Lord, no! 1473 01:16:34,024 --> 01:16:36,679 - Hudson's dead? He and I just-- 1474 01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:38,681 - He died the way he lived: 1475 01:16:38,724 --> 01:16:43,250 overly concerned with batteries. 1476 01:16:43,294 --> 01:16:47,472 - It wasn't supposed to happen like this. 1477 01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:51,955 - You always take everything too far. 1478 01:16:51,998 --> 01:16:54,958 I don't even know why I went along with this stupid plan. 1479 01:16:55,001 --> 01:16:56,394 - I'm sorry. I just wanted it to be-- 1480 01:16:56,437 --> 01:16:58,091 - No. 1481 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:03,140 - God damn it. - Ugh. 1482 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,404 So are you gonna apologize for shooting me 1483 01:17:06,447 --> 01:17:08,058 or just pretend like it never happened? 1484 01:17:08,101 --> 01:17:09,755 - That wasn't my fault. 1485 01:17:09,799 --> 01:17:11,627 That gun was supposed to be loaded with blanks. 1486 01:17:11,670 --> 01:17:13,063 - You ever think about anybody but yourself? 1487 01:17:13,106 --> 01:17:14,760 - What are you complaining about? 1488 01:17:14,804 --> 01:17:16,675 You've gotten to fuck everyone on this trip. 1489 01:17:16,719 --> 01:17:19,025 - 100 % of the people that I have fucked on this trip 1490 01:17:19,069 --> 01:17:20,810 are now dead. - What was I thinking 1491 01:17:20,853 --> 01:17:22,246 putting you in a cabin with a couple of guys? 1492 01:17:22,289 --> 01:17:24,944 - Quincy, I slept with Hudson for you, 1493 01:17:24,988 --> 01:17:27,991 because I thought that this stupid plan had some chance 1494 01:17:28,034 --> 01:17:30,167 of helping you find happiness, 1495 01:17:30,210 --> 01:17:32,517 but all you get off on is making other people miserable. 1496 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:34,345 - Yeah. - Shut up, Harry. 1497 01:17:34,388 --> 01:17:38,697 - You leech off Colin. You're nothing but a leech. 1498 01:17:38,741 --> 01:17:41,439 - You have no idea what you're talking about. 1499 01:17:41,482 --> 01:17:44,529 I give him everything. - You give him false hope. 1500 01:17:44,572 --> 01:17:47,488 - You broke my ukulele. - You are an idiot, truly. 1501 01:17:47,532 --> 01:17:50,230 - I'm not an idiot. - Yes, you are. 1502 01:17:50,274 --> 01:17:53,756 - I am not an idiot! 1503 01:17:53,799 --> 01:17:56,584 Colin is so high strung. Everybody is. 1504 01:17:56,628 --> 01:17:59,109 Look, life is always a little bit awful, 1505 01:17:59,152 --> 01:18:01,372 and if I can play the fool, make people laugh, 1506 01:18:01,415 --> 01:18:02,852 maybe that's what everybody needs 1507 01:18:02,895 --> 01:18:04,331 to get them through the heartache. 1508 01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:06,333 Now for the love of God, 1509 01:18:06,377 --> 01:18:08,814 would you go apologize to the guy who's so crazy 1510 01:18:08,858 --> 01:18:11,643 about you he convinced us to put ourselves in danger 1511 01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:13,819 just so he could be romantic? 1512 01:18:22,785 --> 01:18:23,916 - Colin. - Hey, you don't have to-- 1513 01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:26,136 - No, I do. 1514 01:18:26,179 --> 01:18:28,704 Because I haven't been 100 % honest with you 1515 01:18:28,747 --> 01:18:31,663 and I need to tell you something. 1516 01:18:34,797 --> 01:18:36,407 I... 1517 01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:38,844 Just spit it out. 1518 01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:40,498 - Colin, Quincy has been seeing someone else. 1519 01:18:40,541 --> 01:18:43,631 - I've been seeing my therapist. - What? 1520 01:18:43,675 --> 01:18:45,677 - I thought you were seeing some guy from the gym. 1521 01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:49,115 - I met him at the gym. He's a physical therapist. 1522 01:18:49,159 --> 01:18:52,466 - Oh, that makes so much more sense. 1523 01:18:52,510 --> 01:18:55,861 His advice was the worst. 1524 01:18:55,905 --> 01:18:57,907 - I got laid off about a month ago 1525 01:18:57,950 --> 01:19:00,736 and I have been hiding that from you. 1526 01:19:04,174 --> 01:19:07,830 - We're gonna--we're gonna give you two a moment. 1527 01:19:13,183 --> 01:19:14,793 - This was fucked from the beginning. 1528 01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:17,317 - No. - Such a stupid, stupid idea. 1529 01:19:17,361 --> 01:19:21,452 - No. - I'm sorry I lied to you. 1530 01:19:21,495 --> 01:19:24,760 I just--I wanted everything to be perfect. 1531 01:19:27,806 --> 01:19:29,939 - Nothing is perfect, Colin. 1532 01:19:33,943 --> 01:19:37,381 - Thanks for going along with it anyway. 1533 01:19:37,424 --> 01:19:39,209 It's pretty amazing of you. 1534 01:19:39,252 --> 01:19:40,253 - Well, what was I supposed to do? 1535 01:19:40,297 --> 01:19:42,168 I'm not good on my feet. 1536 01:19:42,212 --> 01:19:44,954 ♪ 1537 01:19:44,997 --> 01:19:48,305 I really thought that you were gonna get that promotion. 1538 01:19:48,348 --> 01:19:51,308 - Yeah, so did I. 1539 01:19:51,351 --> 01:19:53,658 - That was a really impressive speech you gave back there. 1540 01:19:53,701 --> 01:19:57,009 - Oh, thank you. I wrote it myself. 1541 01:19:57,053 --> 01:19:58,881 - Look, I know we just met, 1542 01:19:58,924 --> 01:20:03,320 and maybe it's the cocaine talking or the adrenaline 1543 01:20:03,363 --> 01:20:05,104 or the copious amounts of blood loss, but-- 1544 01:20:05,148 --> 01:20:06,845 - Probably the copious amounts of blood loss. 1545 01:20:06,889 --> 01:20:08,194 - You know, being around all that insane love, 1546 01:20:08,238 --> 01:20:10,066 it makes me want something like that. 1547 01:20:10,109 --> 01:20:12,851 I mean, not exactly like that, obviously, 1548 01:20:12,895 --> 01:20:14,940 but something that's just-- 1549 01:20:14,984 --> 01:20:22,034 ♪ 1550 01:20:40,009 --> 01:20:42,141 - So... 1551 01:20:42,185 --> 01:20:44,448 what's this about a therapist? 1552 01:20:46,232 --> 01:20:49,453 - I don't know. I met him at the gym. 1553 01:20:49,496 --> 01:20:52,760 Look, nothing has happened, but... 1554 01:20:52,804 --> 01:20:55,546 There's feelings. 1555 01:20:55,589 --> 01:20:59,071 ♪ 1556 01:20:59,115 --> 01:21:00,768 - Why did you even come on this trip? 1557 01:21:00,812 --> 01:21:02,727 - Because we have been together forever 1558 01:21:02,770 --> 01:21:05,904 and I don't know how to live without you. 1559 01:21:05,948 --> 01:21:08,646 I just wanted to give us one last shot. 1560 01:21:08,689 --> 01:21:11,127 - And? 1561 01:21:11,170 --> 01:21:13,738 - Mm... I don't know. 1562 01:21:13,781 --> 01:21:16,480 But... 1563 01:21:16,523 --> 01:21:19,222 you have done all of this just for me, 1564 01:21:19,265 --> 01:21:21,833 and that is by far the sweetest, 1565 01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:25,010 weirdest thing that anyone has ever done for me. 1566 01:21:26,969 --> 01:21:29,580 - I wish there was something I could do for Colin. 1567 01:21:29,623 --> 01:21:31,277 I mean, we've come this far. 1568 01:21:31,321 --> 01:21:33,149 - I think it's too late now. 1569 01:21:34,933 --> 01:21:36,761 Probably best to just throw in the towel. 1570 01:21:36,804 --> 01:21:38,850 - Wait, what does that mean? 1571 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:41,635 - Dude, that's, like, a really common expression. 1572 01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:42,941 - Maybe it isn't. 1573 01:21:42,985 --> 01:21:44,377 - No, it totally is. 1574 01:21:44,421 --> 01:21:46,902 - Maybe it isn't too late. 1575 01:21:50,253 --> 01:21:53,778 Um, tie that around your leg like a tourniquet, 1576 01:21:53,821 --> 01:21:58,043 because... let's do this. 1577 01:21:59,784 --> 01:22:01,960 - So what now? 1578 01:22:02,004 --> 01:22:04,354 This was the part where I was supposed to get down on one knee 1579 01:22:04,397 --> 01:22:08,314 and ask you to marry me again, 1580 01:22:08,358 --> 01:22:09,968 but the ring is gone, 1581 01:22:10,012 --> 01:22:13,189 and somebody actually died because of me, 1582 01:22:13,232 --> 01:22:16,453 because of something that I thought would be romantic. 1583 01:22:16,496 --> 01:22:20,022 This whole trip was a lie inspired by a lie. 1584 01:22:22,589 --> 01:22:24,635 Why did you tell me you were afraid of bears 1585 01:22:24,678 --> 01:22:26,767 when I asked you to marry me the first time? 1586 01:22:26,811 --> 01:22:29,901 - I don't know, but I'm kind of glad I did. 1587 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:31,903 Look, relationships? They're the worst. 1588 01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:34,253 And what is marriage, anyway? 1589 01:22:34,297 --> 01:22:38,954 - Yeah. You are nowhere near perfect. 1590 01:22:38,997 --> 01:22:40,825 - That's what I've been trying to tell you. 1591 01:22:40,868 --> 01:22:44,829 - You're selfish, and negative, and manipulative... 1592 01:22:44,872 --> 01:22:49,355 - Okay, okay, but you have some serious control issues, 1593 01:22:49,399 --> 01:22:51,531 and you're pretty much insane. 1594 01:22:51,575 --> 01:22:53,969 But you're sneaky, because you look normal. 1595 01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:57,233 - Literally nothing about this weekend was real. 1596 01:23:00,062 --> 01:23:01,933 But now it is. 1597 01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:03,848 - What? - It is real. 1598 01:23:03,891 --> 01:23:05,415 It is all real. 1599 01:23:05,458 --> 01:23:08,548 The bear, the hunt, the danger. 1600 01:23:08,592 --> 01:23:10,420 And I will tell you something else. 1601 01:23:10,463 --> 01:23:13,162 My feelings are real! 1602 01:23:13,205 --> 01:23:14,206 Come on! 1603 01:23:14,250 --> 01:23:16,034 Harry! - Colin! 1604 01:23:16,078 --> 01:23:17,601 We don't have much time, but if we act fast, 1605 01:23:17,644 --> 01:23:19,429 I think we can still pull this off. 1606 01:23:19,472 --> 01:23:21,126 - Whoa. You really think so? - I think so. But listen. 1607 01:23:21,170 --> 01:23:22,649 I got to be honest with you, man. 1608 01:23:22,693 --> 01:23:24,390 I think Quincy's horrible. Like, the worst. 1609 01:23:24,434 --> 01:23:26,827 She's conceited, entitled. She's manipulative, 1610 01:23:26,871 --> 01:23:29,656 she's lazy, she's boring, she broke my ukulele, 1611 01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:31,702 but you love her, and that's enough for me, man. 1612 01:23:31,745 --> 01:23:34,618 - And she can hear us right now. 1613 01:23:34,661 --> 01:23:36,402 - Oh. - Harry, you're the best friend. 1614 01:23:36,446 --> 01:23:37,925 - I know, also, I should probably tell you, 1615 01:23:37,969 --> 01:23:39,753 I think we're staying in the wrong cabin. 1616 01:23:39,797 --> 01:23:41,581 - We can't waste time playing "whose cabin are we in"? 1617 01:23:41,625 --> 01:23:43,061 - No, we cannot. 1618 01:23:43,105 --> 01:23:44,062 - What happened to your shirt? 1619 01:23:44,106 --> 01:23:46,456 - Love happened. 1620 01:23:46,499 --> 01:23:49,067 - Harry, I am gonna propose to that girl 1621 01:23:49,111 --> 01:23:52,114 if it's the last thing I do! 1622 01:23:55,813 --> 01:23:57,728 Can you walk? - I can do anything. 1623 01:23:57,771 --> 01:23:59,686 - Good, 'cause we're doing this. 1624 01:23:59,730 --> 01:24:01,340 All we have to do is go back to the cabin, 1625 01:24:01,384 --> 01:24:03,212 get Ranger Rick's bear tracker, 1626 01:24:03,255 --> 01:24:05,083 find the bear, and shoot it with Hudson's real gun. 1627 01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:07,085 Then I'll cut it open with my grandfather's knife 1628 01:24:07,129 --> 01:24:08,956 so that I can get my grandmother's ring back 1629 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,958 and give Quincy the marriage proposal she deserves, 1630 01:24:11,002 --> 01:24:12,960 no matter what her answer may be. 1631 01:24:13,004 --> 01:24:15,441 Easy peasy. - Lemon squeezy. 1632 01:24:15,485 --> 01:24:20,403 - No, no. No! 1633 01:24:20,446 --> 01:24:23,145 - Don't worry. Don't worry. He can't have gone far. 1634 01:24:23,188 --> 01:24:27,105 - Oh, yeah. That's the stuff. 1635 01:24:27,149 --> 01:24:30,326 - Oh, oh, oh. Do you want an aspirin or something, maybe? 1636 01:24:30,369 --> 01:24:31,718 Instead of... 1637 01:24:31,762 --> 01:24:33,329 - Nope. - Okay. 1638 01:24:33,372 --> 01:24:34,721 - Oh, fuck it. - Oh! 1639 01:24:34,765 --> 01:24:37,159 - To Hudson. - To Quincy. 1640 01:24:37,202 --> 01:24:42,294 - To me! 1641 01:24:47,995 --> 01:24:49,606 - Okay, here's the situation. 1642 01:24:49,649 --> 01:24:50,998 - When did you have time to draw this? 1643 01:24:51,042 --> 01:24:53,523 - Now. Hudson is inside the bear 1644 01:24:53,566 --> 01:24:55,960 and the ring is inside Hudson. 1645 01:24:56,003 --> 01:24:57,918 - Did the bear eat Hudson whole? 1646 01:24:57,962 --> 01:25:00,704 - Oh, oh, oh, this is just my artistic interpretation. 1647 01:25:00,747 --> 01:25:03,315 Don't worry about it. You still got that knife? 1648 01:25:06,362 --> 01:25:08,407 ♪ 1649 01:25:08,451 --> 01:25:09,800 - Come on. 1650 01:25:09,843 --> 01:25:11,802 Come on, lady bear. 1651 01:25:18,548 --> 01:25:19,940 - Now! 1652 01:25:22,639 --> 01:25:26,338 - Now wait just a minute. - Quincy, stop him! 1653 01:25:26,382 --> 01:25:28,601 - No! - Aah! 1654 01:25:28,645 --> 01:25:31,604 - Quincy! - I'm not good on my feet! 1655 01:25:36,783 --> 01:25:39,438 Aah! No. Wait. 1656 01:25:39,482 --> 01:25:40,657 No. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1657 01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:44,661 - Yeah! - Why? Why? 1658 01:25:44,704 --> 01:25:47,185 - It's okay. They like trees. 1659 01:25:47,229 --> 01:25:49,666 - That was such good teamwork. - You're amazing. 1660 01:25:49,709 --> 01:25:52,277 - I would make you sandwiches forever. 1661 01:25:52,321 --> 01:25:54,192 - Oh. Oh. Oh. 1662 01:25:54,236 --> 01:25:56,586 - What's that beeping? - All right, listen here, Rick. 1663 01:25:56,629 --> 01:25:58,283 Nobody has to get hurt. 1664 01:25:58,327 --> 01:26:00,329 We just need to borrow your bear tracker. 1665 01:26:00,372 --> 01:26:02,548 - You don't need the tracker to find the bear. 1666 01:26:02,592 --> 01:26:05,072 - Oh, don't you play dumb with us, Rick! 1667 01:26:05,116 --> 01:26:06,683 My ridiculous boyfriend has put a lot of effort 1668 01:26:06,726 --> 01:26:08,163 into doing something 1669 01:26:08,206 --> 01:26:09,164 that's making me feel good about myself, 1670 01:26:09,207 --> 01:26:10,513 so don't fuck this up! 1671 01:26:10,556 --> 01:26:12,819 - Yeah, give it to us, Rick! 1672 01:26:12,863 --> 01:26:14,256 - You don't understand. 1673 01:26:14,299 --> 01:26:17,998 You don't need the tracker. 1674 01:26:24,527 --> 01:26:25,658 - It's jammed! 1675 01:26:25,702 --> 01:26:27,573 We're all gonna die! 1676 01:26:27,617 --> 01:26:30,489 - Give me that. - No! 1677 01:26:36,060 --> 01:26:40,020 - Oh whoa whoa. - The plan, it--it worked. 1678 01:26:47,506 --> 01:26:49,378 - This is for you, Quincy. 1679 01:26:59,431 --> 01:27:01,955 Oh! 1680 01:27:08,005 --> 01:27:15,055 ♪ 1681 01:27:30,506 --> 01:27:37,556 ♪ 1682 01:27:48,350 --> 01:27:50,874 What the hell? 1683 01:28:17,770 --> 01:28:24,821 ♪ 1684 01:28:43,492 --> 01:28:45,711 Yes! 1685 01:28:55,765 --> 01:29:01,684 Quincy Adams, we are so fucked up. 1686 01:29:01,727 --> 01:29:04,774 People are dead. 1687 01:29:04,817 --> 01:29:07,472 You told me you were afraid of bears 1688 01:29:07,516 --> 01:29:09,561 so that you wouldn't have to break up with me 1689 01:29:09,605 --> 01:29:12,738 like a normal person. Who does that? 1690 01:29:12,782 --> 01:29:14,871 But you know what? 1691 01:29:14,914 --> 01:29:17,047 I don't care. 1692 01:29:17,090 --> 01:29:20,311 Life is bloody, and it is dangerous, 1693 01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:23,836 and I want to spend mine with you. 1694 01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:28,145 Will you do me the honor of being my wife? 1695 01:29:28,188 --> 01:29:35,065 Will you be Mrs. Quincy Dense? 1696 01:29:35,108 --> 01:29:39,983 Quincy, will you marry me? 1697 01:29:40,026 --> 01:29:45,031 Colin... 1698 01:29:53,475 --> 01:29:59,481 ♪ 1699 01:29:59,524 --> 01:30:01,613 - ♪ I'm no historian 1700 01:30:01,657 --> 01:30:04,007 ♪I want to know how this story ends ♪ 1701 01:30:04,050 --> 01:30:06,139 ♪ If I had a DeLorean 1702 01:30:06,183 --> 01:30:08,620 ♪ I'd give you shotgun 1703 01:30:08,664 --> 01:30:13,190 ♪ And amend with our red pens the sentences that offend ♪ 1704 01:30:13,233 --> 01:30:17,629 ♪ Then go pull some pranks on our friends just for fun ♪ 1705 01:30:17,673 --> 01:30:19,065 ♪ But that's dumb 1706 01:30:19,109 --> 01:30:22,460 ♪ I've got a million words 1707 01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:26,899 ♪ And still a few you haven't heard ♪ 1708 01:30:26,943 --> 01:30:31,643 ♪ Like "I'm" and "so" and "sorry," ♪ 1709 01:30:31,687 --> 01:30:37,432 ♪ But I can't find the one to make time go backwards ♪ 1710 01:30:37,475 --> 01:30:44,439 ♪ 1711 01:30:44,482 --> 01:30:46,223 ♪ I won't prevaricate 1712 01:30:46,571 --> 01:30:49,618 ♪ I want a chance to demonstrate the ways ♪ 1713 01:30:49,661 --> 01:30:53,665 ♪ I could make myself clear, but it's so opaque ♪ 1714 01:30:53,709 --> 01:30:58,235 ♪ I know you'd see through it, so don't misconstrue this ♪ 1715 01:30:58,278 --> 01:31:03,936 ♪ My life's so lugubrious when you're not here, my dear ♪ 1716 01:31:03,980 --> 01:31:07,505 ♪ I've got a million words 1717 01:31:07,549 --> 01:31:11,988 ♪ And still a few you haven't heard ♪ 1718 01:31:12,031 --> 01:31:16,732 ♪ Like "I'm" and "so" and "sorry," ♪ 1719 01:31:16,775 --> 01:31:22,477 ♪ But I can't find a one that wouldn't sound absurd to say ♪ 1720 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:27,830 ♪ It's only been a day, but it hurts ♪ 1721 01:31:29,745 --> 01:31:32,530 - Action. - Just--Just bear with us. 1722 01:31:32,574 --> 01:31:36,142 Just... bear with us. 1723 01:31:36,186 --> 01:31:37,404 Just bear with us. 1724 01:31:37,448 --> 01:31:39,537 Just bear with us. 1725 01:31:39,581 --> 01:31:43,498 ♪ 1726 01:31:43,541 --> 01:31:46,544 My ukulele? 1727 01:31:53,116 --> 01:31:54,683 - You got me. 1728 01:31:54,726 --> 01:31:58,208 - For me, maybe. Not for you, lovely ladies. 1729 01:31:58,251 --> 01:31:59,514 But let's not get caught up playing 1730 01:31:59,557 --> 01:32:01,864 "whose... line is it anyway?" 1731 01:32:03,605 --> 01:32:06,999 - Lemon squeezy. Lemon squeezy. Lemon squeezy. 1732 01:32:07,043 --> 01:32:10,089 Lemon squeezy. Lemon squeezy. 1733 01:32:10,133 --> 01:32:11,526 ♪ 1734 01:32:13,223 --> 01:32:14,572 Stay in your homes. 1735 01:32:14,616 --> 01:32:17,314 Lock your doors. Shut your windows. 1736 01:32:17,357 --> 01:32:20,970 Hide your kids, hide your wives, hide your husbands, 1737 01:32:21,013 --> 01:32:23,712 'cause he raping everybody out there. 1738 01:32:29,631 --> 01:32:31,328 Just... 1739 01:32:31,371 --> 01:32:32,677 bear with us. 1740 01:32:32,721 --> 01:32:35,506 Just... bear with us. 1741 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:39,118 Hey, you. Bear with us. 1742 01:32:39,162 --> 01:32:41,164 Oh! Oh. 1743 01:32:41,207 --> 01:32:42,687 - Hi. 1744 01:32:42,731 --> 01:32:44,210 - I thought that would work better, 1745 01:32:44,254 --> 01:32:45,821 and it did, but now we're here... 1746 01:32:45,864 --> 01:32:47,605 - I'm hungry. 1747 01:32:49,476 --> 01:32:51,261 Let's have some love for dinner. 1748 01:32:56,135 --> 01:32:57,876 - Why... - Whoa! 1749 01:32:57,920 --> 01:33:00,313 Because... - Would you do that? 1750 01:33:00,357 --> 01:33:01,576 - For fun... time. - No! 1751 01:33:01,619 --> 01:33:03,055 - For fun time? - No. 1752 01:33:03,099 --> 01:33:04,361 - Sneak up on a girl in the night. 1753 01:33:04,404 --> 01:33:05,884 Creeper? 1754 01:33:05,928 --> 01:33:07,451 Creep her out? - Does that work for you? 1755 01:33:07,494 --> 01:33:09,105 - Nope. 1756 01:33:09,148 --> 01:33:10,802 I swear to God, I better make out with her 1757 01:33:10,846 --> 01:33:12,456 by the end of this trip, or I'm gonna fucking 1758 01:33:12,499 --> 01:33:15,024 cut my dick off. 1759 01:33:15,067 --> 01:33:17,635 - Cut. Cut. 1760 01:33:17,679 --> 01:33:19,332 - Aah! 1761 01:33:19,376 --> 01:33:21,030 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? 1762 01:33:24,120 --> 01:33:26,470 - Cool your nuts. - Cool your nuts. 1763 01:33:26,513 --> 01:33:28,080 - Young man. 1764 01:33:28,124 --> 01:33:29,908 - You cool your nuts, young man. 1765 01:33:29,952 --> 01:33:32,084 Yes. And... 1766 01:33:32,128 --> 01:33:34,086 - You don't even know the half of it. 1767 01:33:34,130 --> 01:33:37,786 You don't even know the half... of it. 1768 01:33:37,829 --> 01:33:40,223 You don't even know... the half of it. 1769 01:33:45,228 --> 01:33:47,796 I can smell your fear. 1770 01:33:47,839 --> 01:33:49,624 It smells good. 1771 01:33:49,667 --> 01:33:52,670 Damn it. 1772 01:33:55,064 --> 01:33:57,806 - ♪ Tickle 1773 01:33:57,849 --> 01:34:00,896 ♪ Why are you in my throat? ♪ 1774 01:34:00,939 --> 01:34:03,594 - And away we go. 1775 01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:07,206 ♪ I-- The car isn't moving, guys. 1776 01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:09,644 - I didn't charge it. 1777 01:34:09,687 --> 01:34:12,647 48, asshole, take three. 1778 01:34:12,690 --> 01:34:17,956 ♪ 1779 01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:21,003 - Just bear with us. 1780 01:34:21,046 --> 01:34:22,918 Just bear with us. 1781 01:34:22,961 --> 01:34:25,660 ♪ 1782 01:34:25,703 --> 01:34:27,357 Bear with us.