1 00:00:01,913 --> 00:00:03,373 "In 1985" 2 00:00:03,498 --> 00:00:06,084 “Little John Bennett wished Security during the passing of a shooting star.” 3 00:00:06,209 --> 00:00:08,503 “By turning his stuffed bear into a living being.” 4 00:00:08,754 --> 00:00:10,589 “And his dream magically came true.” 5 00:00:10,922 --> 00:00:13,759 {\an8}“He became Ted immediately A worldwide phenomenon.” 6 00:00:14,092 --> 00:00:15,969 {\an8}“But we are in 1993 now.” 7 00:00:16,178 --> 00:00:17,763 {\an8}- "And like any other phenomenon" - "Detained" 8 00:00:17,929 --> 00:00:20,140 {\an8}- “No one cares in the end.” -Where is Ted now? 9 00:00:27,356 --> 00:00:30,442 {\an8}"My words are lazy, my thoughts are foggy" 10 00:00:30,734 --> 00:00:33,737 "But there's one thing I'm sure of." 11 00:00:33,862 --> 00:00:37,240 "Everyone needs a best friend" 12 00:00:37,574 --> 00:00:40,285 "And I'm glad I'm your friend." 13 00:00:43,205 --> 00:00:48,001 {\an8}"(Framingham, Massachusetts) 1993" 14 00:00:52,089 --> 00:00:54,508 Too bad, it doesn't work Let me try something 15 00:00:55,258 --> 00:00:57,260 -You should blow it - This is what I do 16 00:00:58,387 --> 00:01:00,680 {\an8}No, you have to blow it hard, give it to me 17 00:01:03,517 --> 00:01:06,269 {\an8}Wow, you will be happy One of the very boys one day 18 00:01:06,395 --> 00:01:08,105 - Here's to me Try it while looking towards the eyes 19 00:01:08,230 --> 00:01:09,606 Shame on you, man 20 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:11,817 Let's see if it works 21 00:01:11,942 --> 00:01:13,443 - "Press, start" - Great 22 00:01:13,568 --> 00:01:14,945 Well, the Mushroom Kingdom 23 00:01:15,070 --> 00:01:16,446 Have either of you seen my car keys? 24 00:01:16,571 --> 00:01:19,825 Yes, she was on the floor My father stepped on her and got very angry 25 00:01:20,033 --> 00:01:21,743 -What did he do to her? -I think he threw it 26 00:01:21,868 --> 00:01:23,245 Miserable 27 00:01:23,370 --> 00:01:25,831 {\an8}Is it supposed to be Mario and Luigi are dwarves? 28 00:01:25,997 --> 00:01:27,666 {\an8}- What do you mean? - They are very short 29 00:01:27,791 --> 00:01:30,293 {\an8}Is this part of their personalities? Should they be dwarves or... 30 00:01:30,419 --> 00:01:32,421 Wow! Really? 31 00:01:32,546 --> 00:01:34,548 - What? -Little people 32 00:01:34,673 --> 00:01:36,508 Yes, that's why I ask Are they supposed to be dwarves? 33 00:01:36,633 --> 00:01:38,760 {\an8}You can't say the word "dwarf" You say little people 34 00:01:38,885 --> 00:01:40,804 {\an8}- The word "dwarf" is rude - Why are you considered rude? 35 00:01:40,929 --> 00:01:42,764 Because it is, it's a dirty word 36 00:01:42,889 --> 00:01:45,809 {\an8}How would you feel if you were short? Did someone call you that? 37 00:01:45,934 --> 00:01:48,270 - Well, physically speaking... - This is not the same 38 00:01:48,395 --> 00:01:50,188 -Why not? -You're a stuffed bear 39 00:01:50,313 --> 00:01:53,692 {\an8}So what? It doesn't matter Yeah, you know what? I am a dwarf 40 00:01:53,817 --> 00:01:58,071 {\an8}And I will thank you for not telling our community How should we use our word 41 00:01:58,196 --> 00:01:59,865 - Well done, Teddy. - Thank you 42 00:02:04,911 --> 00:02:06,538 -Just say it once, Susan. - No 43 00:02:06,663 --> 00:02:08,039 - Only once - No 44 00:02:08,165 --> 00:02:09,833 - You won't do that - Only one insult 45 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:12,043 - No, you don't want to go to hell - For your sake, Susan. 46 00:02:12,169 --> 00:02:15,672 {\an8}I can express myself Without using that language, thanks 47 00:02:15,797 --> 00:02:17,466 Come on, we have a bet Say it once 48 00:02:17,591 --> 00:02:20,135 - What's the bet? - Ted would convince my mother to curse 49 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:22,179 Wow, you two foolish adults! 50 00:02:22,304 --> 00:02:24,556 - Hey, we're having dinner - Just say "fuck it." 51 00:02:25,474 --> 00:02:27,350 - Damn -Raise your finger to insult us 52 00:02:28,894 --> 00:02:30,937 - This is my finger -Say "Polish" 53 00:02:31,062 --> 00:02:33,523 {\an8}- Really, Ted? - Not a race, you can say that 54 00:02:33,648 --> 00:02:36,943 {\an8}- Yeah, it's just a group of guys - Just eat your dinner, boys 55 00:02:37,068 --> 00:02:38,528 {\an8}You won't curse, man, I won 56 00:02:38,653 --> 00:02:40,405 {\an8}- Miserable - Pay me 57 00:02:42,365 --> 00:02:43,742 Thank you 58 00:02:43,867 --> 00:02:45,785 Hey, you're not wearing pants Where did you get this? 59 00:02:45,911 --> 00:02:47,913 Don't worry about where I keep my stuff 60 00:02:49,247 --> 00:02:51,291 This is my fourth bottle of beer Oh dear Matty 61 00:02:51,416 --> 00:02:52,959 Yes, I had a bad day 62 00:02:53,084 --> 00:02:55,420 Four bottles is equivalent to a bottle of Boston. It's fine 63 00:02:55,545 --> 00:02:57,464 I'm sorry you had a hard day, my dear 64 00:02:57,589 --> 00:02:59,508 Yes, but it fixes the car 65 00:02:59,883 --> 00:03:02,719 - What happened to the car, Dad? - The rear fender was completely destroyed 66 00:03:02,844 --> 00:03:05,472 - How bad is it? -It will cost at least $400 67 00:03:05,597 --> 00:03:07,390 {\an8}- Who collided with her? - I didn't see him 68 00:03:07,766 --> 00:03:10,810 {\an8}But I was parking it Outside of Hong Kong Buffet, so... 69 00:03:11,478 --> 00:03:14,022 {\an8}- Make your own conclusion - Excuse me, what? 70 00:03:14,147 --> 00:03:15,815 {\an8}- I speak frankly - Wow 71 00:03:15,941 --> 00:03:18,902 {\an8}- This is complete nonsense - Hey 72 00:03:19,027 --> 00:03:21,363 -We are having dinner - But this is a completely stereotypical portrayal 73 00:03:21,488 --> 00:03:26,159 {\an8}- Tell that to my car - I swear, this house is completely backward 74 00:03:26,284 --> 00:03:28,328 {\an8}Ted said two words Two insults at noon 75 00:03:28,453 --> 00:03:31,039 And now you're making it worse With this ignorant comment 76 00:03:31,164 --> 00:03:33,124 - I said "dwarf", what's another word? - Yes, I don't know 77 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:37,212 You live in my house and with my family You eat our food and drink our milk 78 00:03:37,337 --> 00:03:39,464 -I don't care if you don't like this - That's great 79 00:03:39,589 --> 00:03:43,051 {\an8}I'm so glad you don't promise me Part of the family, Uncle Matty. 80 00:03:43,176 --> 00:03:45,470 - Maybe you said "Polish"? - No, you don't mean that, it's a good word 81 00:03:45,637 --> 00:03:49,266 You are part of this family Sure, Blair. 82 00:03:49,391 --> 00:03:51,184 Apologize to her, Matty. 83 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:54,563 Of course he won't apologize, because if he does It means he admits that I am right 84 00:03:54,688 --> 00:03:57,732 And his confession that he is a racist man Traditional from Boston 85 00:03:58,024 --> 00:04:01,319 I'm not racist My favorite movie is (Rocky) 86 00:04:01,486 --> 00:04:03,613 How does this make you not racist? 87 00:04:03,738 --> 00:04:06,032 - Apollo Creed participates in the film -So? 88 00:04:06,199 --> 00:04:09,494 -It's a black man beating a white man - What a shame 89 00:04:09,619 --> 00:04:13,331 Assuming you consider Italians White because I consider them to be that way for the most part 90 00:04:13,665 --> 00:04:15,750 And of course you know that they are They didn't become white until the 1960s 91 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:17,794 They received a big bomb after Korea. 92 00:04:18,295 --> 00:04:20,171 I do not mean that the number of eggs increased 93 00:04:20,297 --> 00:04:22,841 The population of Cuba became black But I didn't mind that either 94 00:04:23,049 --> 00:04:25,302 Didn't you get kicked out of Ronnie's wedding? Because of that elite? 95 00:04:25,427 --> 00:04:28,597 I was explaining to them why I agreed To marry an Italian woman 96 00:04:28,722 --> 00:04:31,224 Wow, you totally prove my point 97 00:04:31,349 --> 00:04:33,476 -You are a miserable extremist racist - Hey 98 00:04:33,643 --> 00:04:36,605 -We are having dinner -Okay, let's be fair, Blair. 99 00:04:37,105 --> 00:04:39,983 -You're racist sometimes too - What? 100 00:04:40,317 --> 00:04:43,653 - No, I'm not -Do you remember when you were a little girl? 101 00:04:43,987 --> 00:04:47,907 - When you were cutting your doll's hair? - Yes 102 00:04:48,033 --> 00:04:51,786 You were cutting the doll's hair Black first to see what it looks like 103 00:04:51,911 --> 00:04:54,080 Leave this alone, are you serious? 104 00:04:54,205 --> 00:04:57,167 Then if you like it Cutting the white doll's hair 105 00:04:57,292 --> 00:04:59,085 That is, you are racist A little too, Blair. 106 00:04:59,210 --> 00:05:03,006 Wow, this is even more strange and miserable Than anything else today 107 00:05:03,131 --> 00:05:04,966 It started when she was very young 108 00:05:05,091 --> 00:05:06,843 Are you serious now? 109 00:05:06,968 --> 00:05:09,929 This is no different than any obsessed Nazi doctor 110 00:05:10,055 --> 00:05:11,431 Did you do that? 111 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:14,726 - What? -Did you cut the black doll's hair first? 112 00:05:18,021 --> 00:05:20,815 Well, yes I cut the black doll's hair 113 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:23,735 Yes, I was eight years old I didn't know anything 114 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:25,654 What was the black doll's name? 115 00:05:28,365 --> 00:05:29,949 - I don't remember - What a shame 116 00:05:30,075 --> 00:05:31,618 -She doesn't remember the name of the black doll -It's getting worse 117 00:05:31,743 --> 00:05:33,912 But I still love Both dolls are equally shaped 118 00:05:34,037 --> 00:05:35,413 -And separately? - Yes, yes 119 00:05:35,538 --> 00:05:37,707 What about a water fountain? As in "Dream House"? 120 00:05:37,832 --> 00:05:40,043 Yes, was there Special entrance for the black doll? 121 00:05:40,168 --> 00:05:43,171 - Look - Did you call it the “I Have a Dream” house? 122 00:05:43,296 --> 00:05:45,340 Well, I was just a kid, okay? 123 00:05:45,465 --> 00:05:46,883 At least I have that excuse 124 00:05:47,008 --> 00:05:48,385 But you are adults now 125 00:05:48,551 --> 00:05:49,928 Do you know what the problem is? 126 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:53,890 Education! There is a severe lack To education in this family 127 00:05:54,015 --> 00:05:57,185 - That's not true, I go to school -I'm taking a pottery class 128 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:58,687 What about ted? 129 00:05:59,270 --> 00:06:01,147 He had never had a single day of education in his life 130 00:06:01,272 --> 00:06:03,316 This is clear from its use For words like "Polish" 131 00:06:03,441 --> 00:06:07,112 -The other word is "Polish" - My teacher said the ashtray I made was good 132 00:06:07,237 --> 00:06:09,823 You must go to school Every day with John 133 00:06:09,948 --> 00:06:12,575 Maybe you'll learn something You will not make such ignorant comments 134 00:06:12,951 --> 00:06:14,411 Yes, but no thanks 135 00:06:14,661 --> 00:06:16,454 -Why not? -Because... 136 00:06:17,038 --> 00:06:19,332 - TV Help me, Aunt Susan. 137 00:06:19,708 --> 00:06:22,210 Well, maybe you'll have a good time, Ted. 138 00:06:22,335 --> 00:06:24,546 I'm sure that John He'll love having you there 139 00:06:24,671 --> 00:06:26,464 No, I won't have fun 140 00:06:26,589 --> 00:06:29,676 The Price is Right program is broadcast At ten, and Blinko will miss me. 141 00:06:29,801 --> 00:06:32,095 And Johnny respects me so much He didn't want me to do it 142 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:33,596 Yes, I respect him 143 00:06:33,722 --> 00:06:35,390 He's telling me all about Blinko. When I get home 144 00:06:35,515 --> 00:06:36,891 What a lame excuse! 145 00:06:37,016 --> 00:06:39,352 Listen, I'm guarding the house in your absence 146 00:06:39,602 --> 00:06:41,312 - Don't do that - Of course I do that 147 00:06:41,438 --> 00:06:44,065 How? If someone breaks into the house How will you act? 148 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:47,152 I'll tell them it's all good things Located in the back yard 149 00:06:47,277 --> 00:06:48,778 Then I will close the door behind them 150 00:06:49,487 --> 00:06:51,656 This is no use, I have plans with Sarah. 151 00:06:54,409 --> 00:06:56,327 Plinko was great today 152 00:06:56,453 --> 00:06:58,747 Blinko is the best game On Price is Right 153 00:06:58,872 --> 00:07:02,041 It is, we live in beautiful times 154 00:07:08,131 --> 00:07:11,342 "A thousand dollars so far." 155 00:07:11,551 --> 00:07:13,720 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh - “The third is moving...” 156 00:07:13,845 --> 00:07:16,014 Miserable, miserable 157 00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:18,892 - Yes, we succeeded - "Five..." 158 00:07:20,059 --> 00:07:21,478 I have to tell someone 159 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:25,440 - No, it's okay, it's okay, this will be my moment - “The chip...” 160 00:07:26,441 --> 00:07:29,360 Well, another day at home alone 161 00:07:29,652 --> 00:07:33,072 What's fun? What's fun? What's fun? 162 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:36,284 Let's see where he's hiding Matty. Porn movies 163 00:07:43,541 --> 00:07:45,001 "Wow, doesn't he have anything?" 164 00:07:45,126 --> 00:07:47,128 “Married for 25 years And he doesn't have porn movies? 165 00:07:47,253 --> 00:07:48,797 “If I were in his place, I would divorce fire myself" 166 00:07:48,922 --> 00:07:50,298 "Here we go" 167 00:07:51,007 --> 00:07:53,009 Let's talk about the right to own guns 168 00:07:53,551 --> 00:07:55,428 A bear's arms hold a weapon, right? 169 00:07:55,804 --> 00:07:58,515 Man, everyone misses out All this wonderful stuff 170 00:07:58,932 --> 00:08:01,351 Hey, I know what I'm going to do with this 171 00:08:18,576 --> 00:08:21,871 Great, I'm so glad I tried this at home 172 00:08:23,248 --> 00:08:24,833 What was that? 173 00:08:24,958 --> 00:08:28,086 That's okay, Mrs. Fitchko. I'm just conducting a scientific experiment 174 00:08:28,211 --> 00:08:29,587 Is this a gun? 175 00:08:30,004 --> 00:08:32,674 I mean, that's one of its jobs, yeah 176 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:34,300 What are you shooting at? 177 00:08:34,425 --> 00:08:36,261 - Nothing -Are you sure? 178 00:08:36,386 --> 00:08:37,887 - Yes - Okay 179 00:08:46,938 --> 00:08:48,314 Miserable 180 00:08:56,698 --> 00:08:59,826 He owned a Russian boxer All kinds of technology, right? 181 00:09:00,034 --> 00:09:01,995 But Rocky's up in the mountains 182 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,247 He had tree trunks and things like that 183 00:09:04,372 --> 00:09:05,915 That is, it is unfair competition 184 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:09,836 Because the Russians had machines For every part of Drago's body. 185 00:09:09,961 --> 00:09:12,881 But did you know? What part do they not have a machine for? 186 00:09:14,299 --> 00:09:16,175 This, right here 187 00:09:16,384 --> 00:09:18,303 -You should have seen it -I'm sure I can do it 188 00:09:18,428 --> 00:09:19,804 It appears to be a film 189 00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:23,182 How we started talking about abortion And we're done here? 190 00:09:23,308 --> 00:09:24,684 I don't have to pick you up tomorrow, do I? 191 00:09:24,809 --> 00:09:26,185 No, I have the rental car 192 00:09:27,896 --> 00:09:29,272 What on earth is this? 193 00:09:36,237 --> 00:09:37,614 Hey, Matty, Hey, Blair. 194 00:09:37,739 --> 00:09:40,366 - What on earth is this? - This is a cupcake. 195 00:09:40,491 --> 00:09:43,119 -And these are Peaches and Beef Stroganoff. - Hello 196 00:09:43,286 --> 00:09:44,662 What happened to the TV? 197 00:09:44,996 --> 00:09:46,706 She accidentally shot him 198 00:09:46,873 --> 00:09:49,626 -You shot him? - Yes, and I felt guilty about that 199 00:09:49,751 --> 00:09:52,503 Then I said to myself, "Hey, Ted." "It was just an accident." 200 00:09:52,629 --> 00:09:54,380 "Don't be too hard on yourself" 201 00:09:54,631 --> 00:09:58,051 “It's bad enough that it happened And feeling guilty won't fix it." 202 00:09:58,176 --> 00:10:01,054 So I called these ladies Because I was trying to feel better 203 00:10:01,179 --> 00:10:02,972 And I feel better now 204 00:10:03,181 --> 00:10:06,643 See? If he went to school Why did this nonsense happen? 205 00:10:06,851 --> 00:10:08,770 - Hey, what? -You will go to school 206 00:10:08,895 --> 00:10:10,855 Wait, that's a huge exaggeration In your reaction 207 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:13,524 You will go to school and you will become smart 208 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:16,653 - For your sake -I think intelligence is sexy 209 00:10:16,903 --> 00:10:18,363 Shut up, Bev. 210 00:10:27,438 --> 00:10:28,814 Listen, Johnny 211 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:31,131 -Are you awake? - Yes 212 00:10:31,775 --> 00:10:33,152 I was masturbating 213 00:10:33,652 --> 00:10:36,447 - What? - Relax, I'm kidding you 214 00:10:36,864 --> 00:10:38,324 Wow! 215 00:10:38,782 --> 00:10:41,035 You don't do that when I am In the room, right? 216 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,536 No 217 00:10:43,037 --> 00:10:45,497 Not usually, unless you're asleep 218 00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:49,501 Too bad, that's why I had a dream Spanish sailing ship 219 00:10:50,002 --> 00:10:52,087 - What? -I had a dream yesterday 220 00:10:52,212 --> 00:10:54,632 That I was rowing on a Spanish slave ship 221 00:10:54,757 --> 00:10:57,885 The drummer was beating the drums rapidly 222 00:10:58,010 --> 00:10:59,970 So I jumped out of a window and ran away 223 00:11:00,095 --> 00:11:01,680 I swam to a desert island 224 00:11:01,847 --> 00:11:04,808 When I reached the beach I found you masturbating there 225 00:11:05,267 --> 00:11:07,311 That's probably why I had that dream 226 00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:11,607 Well, good night 227 00:11:12,816 --> 00:11:15,611 Johnny, how bad will school be? 228 00:11:16,070 --> 00:11:17,446 You won't like it 229 00:11:17,738 --> 00:11:19,114 To what extent? 230 00:11:19,365 --> 00:11:21,450 Have you ever drank juice? After brushing your teeth? 231 00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:23,243 Yes 232 00:11:23,369 --> 00:11:26,413 This is like hitting your balls together hard Until they become one testicle 233 00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:29,249 Wow And this every day? 234 00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:30,793 This is every day 235 00:11:31,835 --> 00:11:34,922 But if you die in a car accident under the influence of alcohol You'll get a full page in the yearbook 236 00:11:36,131 --> 00:11:38,759 This is not as nice as Goodnight Moon. But see you in the morning 237 00:11:46,475 --> 00:11:49,228 This is bad, should we get pregnant? This stuff all day long? 238 00:11:49,353 --> 00:11:50,729 Yes, almost 239 00:11:50,854 --> 00:11:52,356 -We look stupid - No, we're fine 240 00:11:52,523 --> 00:11:54,775 We look like suicide bombers They review their ideas 241 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,985 Shut up, you can't make jokes About the bombings here 242 00:11:58,862 --> 00:12:02,783 Let me ask you a question, have you ever felt ashamed? For being the only white boy in school? 243 00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,660 I don't know, we live in the suburbs of Boston. 244 00:12:04,993 --> 00:12:06,453 An Indian boy attended our school last year 245 00:12:06,578 --> 00:12:08,330 - Really? - Yes, but they got it 246 00:12:09,039 --> 00:12:10,999 - What does that mean? -I loved him too 247 00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:12,543 What do you mean they got him? 248 00:12:12,668 --> 00:12:14,545 He was sharing his biscuits with us He was a good boy 249 00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:16,422 Too bad, Johnny, you know what? 250 00:12:16,547 --> 00:12:17,923 I'll make them fire me 251 00:12:18,048 --> 00:12:20,467 - For what reason? - I don't know, I'll think of something 252 00:12:20,592 --> 00:12:22,010 Wait, are you going to try to get them to fire you? 253 00:12:22,136 --> 00:12:24,722 It's the only way I miss Card Sharks. 254 00:12:28,976 --> 00:12:30,352 Look, my friend 255 00:12:30,853 --> 00:12:32,229 Here it is 256 00:12:32,354 --> 00:12:33,731 - What? - Look 257 00:12:34,773 --> 00:12:37,109 Wow! Who is this? 258 00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,610 She's Bethany's sister. 259 00:12:38,736 --> 00:12:41,029 She goes to Emerson University. She is the most beautiful woman on the planet 260 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,991 - What a shame! What's her name? - (Sheila) 261 00:12:44,366 --> 00:12:45,826 - What? No - Yes 262 00:12:45,951 --> 00:12:47,369 (Sheila)? 263 00:12:47,494 --> 00:12:50,456 What evil force would do something like this? 264 00:12:50,581 --> 00:12:53,667 As if her parents knew She would look sexy, so they wanted to do her justice 265 00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:55,294 Think fast, girl. 266 00:12:55,419 --> 00:12:56,837 Wow! Miserable 267 00:12:56,962 --> 00:12:58,964 You idiot, what do you have here? 268 00:12:59,089 --> 00:13:00,507 Do you bring your dolls to school? 269 00:13:00,632 --> 00:13:02,009 Well done to you, Clive. 270 00:13:02,384 --> 00:13:03,802 Wow! What a scoundrel 271 00:13:03,927 --> 00:13:06,305 - Who is this boy? - It's Clive. 272 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:09,641 What a beautiful stuffed bear, Bennet! Did you bring your blanket too? 273 00:13:10,851 --> 00:13:12,770 You must be gay for us 274 00:13:12,895 --> 00:13:14,563 I always knew you were gay 275 00:13:14,688 --> 00:13:16,899 I don't want to guess which one of you is gay 276 00:13:17,024 --> 00:13:19,276 But didn't you touch his penis twice? 277 00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:21,779 Hey listen, there's nothing to be embarrassed about 278 00:13:21,904 --> 00:13:23,697 We are in the nineties People's opinions have changed 279 00:13:23,822 --> 00:13:25,324 Is there anyone else gay here? 280 00:13:26,408 --> 00:13:27,910 -What does it look like? -It's great 281 00:13:28,076 --> 00:13:31,163 - The tits are amazing - See? There you go, the reviews are good 282 00:13:32,623 --> 00:13:34,374 You're still a fool 283 00:13:36,418 --> 00:13:37,795 Let's go 284 00:13:39,797 --> 00:13:41,173 You know what, Teddy? 285 00:13:41,632 --> 00:13:43,133 I think I'm glad you're here 286 00:13:43,258 --> 00:13:45,928 - Yes, thanks, I'll still get kicked out of here - I know 287 00:13:47,346 --> 00:13:52,100 From 1814 to 1815 after writing Child Harold's Pilgrimage Novel 288 00:13:52,226 --> 00:13:54,770 Lord Byrne has become very famous Among Regency London 289 00:13:54,895 --> 00:13:57,189 During this period he wrote a poem (The Sage of Corinth) 290 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,817 And the poem (The Pride of Abydos) And what else? 291 00:14:01,068 --> 00:14:02,653 - (Amanda)? - (Parisina) 292 00:14:02,778 --> 00:14:05,197 Yes, someone is keeping up with his lessons, well done 293 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:08,367 I think this guy He has lost forty hairs since the start of class 294 00:14:08,492 --> 00:14:11,370 This is strange, isn't it? His hair does not fall out, but rather jumps off his head 295 00:14:12,371 --> 00:14:13,997 - (Ted)? - Yes? 296 00:14:14,122 --> 00:14:15,582 Can you complete this verse? 297 00:14:15,707 --> 00:14:18,335 "She walks as beautiful as the night" 298 00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:21,004 "Like a clear starry sky" 299 00:14:21,129 --> 00:14:24,424 "She has the best of both dark and light." 300 00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,677 Your wife is sleeping with another man 301 00:14:31,431 --> 00:14:32,975 You think you're fun, but you know what? 302 00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:34,977 The joke is on you, smart boy 303 00:14:35,102 --> 00:14:37,437 Because there is a dispute between me and my wife 304 00:14:38,647 --> 00:14:40,023 Yes 305 00:14:40,148 --> 00:14:41,775 - I'm sorry to hear that - Thank you 306 00:14:43,235 --> 00:14:44,945 My wife slept with another man Last year 307 00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:47,155 We both tried to get over it, but... 308 00:14:47,281 --> 00:14:50,409 In fact, we both couldn't Who got over it so... 309 00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:53,412 I come here every day And I act as if my life is wonderful 310 00:14:53,537 --> 00:14:55,038 But in fact 311 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,374 It's in a sorry state 312 00:14:57,624 --> 00:15:00,252 My son doesn't respect his father so... 313 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,212 The joke is on you, funny boy 314 00:15:02,462 --> 00:15:04,590 I'm not sure how the joke turns on me 315 00:15:04,715 --> 00:15:06,383 Who's laughing now? 316 00:15:06,508 --> 00:15:09,928 -I think I still... - Life comes with a lot of pain 317 00:15:10,053 --> 00:15:11,638 So you must learn now 318 00:15:11,763 --> 00:15:15,017 And to surround your feelings with solid and strong skin 319 00:15:15,684 --> 00:15:18,812 My daughter is afraid of getting pregnant now Would anyone like to talk about that? 320 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,398 Well, we'll talk about that 321 00:15:21,648 --> 00:15:24,610 Her last period was five weeks ago 322 00:15:26,486 --> 00:15:29,990 I know this because I'm the only one in the house Who buys tampons? 323 00:15:30,741 --> 00:15:32,618 Yes, I don't think you'll beat Mr. George. 324 00:15:32,743 --> 00:15:35,329 -He suffers enough - Yes, I noticed that 325 00:15:35,579 --> 00:15:37,789 So what do we do? How will you get fired? 326 00:15:43,503 --> 00:15:45,005 We should add more sausage 327 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:46,506 Okay 328 00:15:48,675 --> 00:15:50,552 I'm the king of hot dogs 329 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,810 My name is Ted Bennett. Please report to the principal's office 330 00:15:58,936 --> 00:16:00,729 And you don't mind if I do that 331 00:16:01,355 --> 00:16:04,775 (Ted)! Do you know what my previous job was? 332 00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,444 Did you work at Night Court? 333 00:16:07,903 --> 00:16:10,656 No, I was the principal at Dorchester High School 334 00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:12,157 Miserable 335 00:16:12,282 --> 00:16:15,077 Wasn't it their lucky slogan? Is it a man holding a knife? 336 00:16:15,202 --> 00:16:17,704 Actually, Stubbers was a pirate, but yeah 337 00:16:17,829 --> 00:16:19,206 It was a little harsh 338 00:16:19,331 --> 00:16:23,001 I heard there was an older girl From her granddaughter, only eight years old 339 00:16:23,126 --> 00:16:24,503 I'm afraid that's true 340 00:16:24,628 --> 00:16:27,297 - How did that happen? - This included the International Date Line 341 00:16:27,422 --> 00:16:28,924 But the point is... 342 00:16:29,049 --> 00:16:32,469 I saw a lot of students stumble They sneak out of the system 343 00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:35,555 To end up on the other side Without receiving any real education 344 00:16:35,806 --> 00:16:37,516 Some of them did what you do 345 00:16:37,641 --> 00:16:41,520 Crossing boundaries and rebellion Hoping they get fired 346 00:16:41,645 --> 00:16:45,148 - Okay -But I won't let that happen here 347 00:16:45,273 --> 00:16:47,317 I like this, but I don't like it Where is it going? 348 00:16:47,442 --> 00:16:49,194 It will be an example to everyone 349 00:16:49,361 --> 00:16:51,989 I'm not going to fire you or anything like that 350 00:16:52,155 --> 00:16:55,242 We will make you a successful student 351 00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:57,536 -Wait a minute -And you are the right choice 352 00:16:57,661 --> 00:16:59,579 So if you decide to misbehave again 353 00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:01,123 Know that if you do this 354 00:17:01,581 --> 00:17:03,500 This will not change your situation at all 355 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,794 Wow! Are you sure I'm the right guy? 356 00:17:05,919 --> 00:17:08,880 - There is a fat boy who likes to touch private parts -I'm late for class 357 00:17:14,302 --> 00:17:16,346 Maybe I can tell Matty to go to hell 358 00:17:16,471 --> 00:17:18,557 Impossible, my friend. My father is a sadistic man 359 00:17:18,765 --> 00:17:20,267 He found the Vietnam War interesting 360 00:17:20,392 --> 00:17:23,603 - Oh, really? - Yes, he cried when the plane came to pick him up 361 00:17:23,729 --> 00:17:26,606 You wouldn't want to make him angry He will kick you out of the house and you will starve 362 00:17:27,399 --> 00:17:31,820 What a miserable wish you made for him to become Is your stuffed bear alive and has to eat? 363 00:17:36,491 --> 00:17:38,660 Oh my, here it is 364 00:17:50,088 --> 00:17:51,673 - Did you see that? - What? 365 00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:53,341 It's a marijuana cigarette 366 00:17:53,592 --> 00:17:55,969 - Bad -This is your way out of here, Teddy. 367 00:17:56,261 --> 00:17:59,222 - What do you mean? - They will expel you if they find drugs in your possession 368 00:17:59,389 --> 00:18:00,974 They do not tolerate this matter at all 369 00:18:01,099 --> 00:18:02,517 This is great 370 00:18:02,976 --> 00:18:04,936 - Have you ever smoked weed? - No 371 00:18:05,145 --> 00:18:06,938 -Me too - Really? 372 00:18:07,314 --> 00:18:08,690 How long have you been famous? 373 00:18:08,815 --> 00:18:11,735 I was afraid my fur would get burned I don't have flame retardants 374 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:14,488 Well, you don't have to smoke it They should just find it in your possession 375 00:18:14,654 --> 00:18:16,031 Great, let's go talk to her 376 00:18:16,156 --> 00:18:18,742 Are you kidding me? I'm not talking to Sheila Burgwart. 377 00:18:18,909 --> 00:18:21,536 (Borgwart)? Wow This is getting worse 378 00:18:21,661 --> 00:18:23,622 Impossible, man No, I won't go there 379 00:18:23,747 --> 00:18:26,583 Come on, Johnny, you're not going to ask her out You'll only ask her for drugs 380 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,085 You said you stare at her every day 381 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,212 This is a perfect excuse to talk to her 382 00:18:30,337 --> 00:18:32,214 No, man, I got you here Do it yourself 383 00:18:32,756 --> 00:18:36,635 If you don't come with me So I'll tell her that you masturbate in front of the TV network 384 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,721 -You scoundrel -I'll tell her you watch Full House. 385 00:18:39,846 --> 00:18:41,640 So you can masturbate In front of Lori Loughlin. 386 00:18:41,765 --> 00:18:44,142 But you can't always predict the length of a scene 387 00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:47,020 So you cum at the beginning scene for most of the time 388 00:18:47,145 --> 00:18:50,232 - You won't do that - (Lori), (Lori) 389 00:18:50,357 --> 00:18:53,193 Lori, that's a nice apartment 390 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,408 Excuse me, hello? Hello, I... 391 00:19:01,159 --> 00:19:02,536 (John Bennett)! 392 00:19:02,828 --> 00:19:04,204 Hello 393 00:19:04,538 --> 00:19:06,623 Did you just wash your hands? 394 00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:09,459 Yes, when... 395 00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:12,295 Not long ago, not now 396 00:19:13,672 --> 00:19:15,048 I have diarrhea 397 00:19:17,384 --> 00:19:19,261 - Hello, I'm Ted. -I'm Sheila 398 00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:20,971 Let's try not to mess it up 399 00:19:21,096 --> 00:19:25,016 Listen, we noticed you were smoking A small hashish cigarette 400 00:19:25,142 --> 00:19:26,852 Yes, it's mid-year exams 401 00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,020 What? Will you stay with me? 402 00:19:29,146 --> 00:19:31,231 - No, we are not judging you - Absolutely not, no 403 00:19:31,356 --> 00:19:33,942 - No - No, Teddy and I usually share each other 404 00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:38,321 - In smoking a pipe - And we put the hashish inside it 405 00:19:38,905 --> 00:19:40,282 And we enjoy our time 406 00:19:42,576 --> 00:19:44,494 It wasn't really diarrhea 407 00:19:44,619 --> 00:19:46,288 Can we get drugs please? 408 00:19:47,122 --> 00:19:49,082 - Excuse me? -We'd like to get some weed 409 00:19:49,207 --> 00:19:50,584 We thought maybe you could help us 410 00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:53,753 Yes, how old are you? 411 00:19:54,129 --> 00:19:55,505 16 and a half 412 00:19:56,798 --> 00:19:58,967 Sorry, my friend, I can't do that 413 00:19:59,092 --> 00:20:00,510 Not his, but mine 414 00:20:00,635 --> 00:20:02,971 Listen, I understand why you can't Giving marijuana to a high school boy 415 00:20:03,096 --> 00:20:04,973 But teddy bears are good, right? 416 00:20:05,098 --> 00:20:06,474 We all do drugs 417 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,976 All bears are addicted On meth at Care Bears. 418 00:20:08,101 --> 00:20:10,478 And Paddington is addicted to drugs Fawzi is addicted to cocaine 419 00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:12,898 Did you know he was in the room? When did John Belushi die? 420 00:20:13,023 --> 00:20:16,693 Look, I can't help you But I can connect you with my contacts 421 00:20:16,818 --> 00:20:18,278 That would be great 422 00:20:18,403 --> 00:20:21,448 I would like to say that you are a very beautiful woman, Shelley. 423 00:20:21,573 --> 00:20:23,450 - (Sheila) - Oh, I know 424 00:20:39,132 --> 00:20:43,261 - "Okay, it's time." - Well, this is my allowance for a month 425 00:20:43,386 --> 00:20:46,097 If my father asks how we spent it, we bought it Tickets to see the movie Schindler's List 426 00:20:46,223 --> 00:20:47,766 What does it mean? It only costs eight dollars 427 00:20:47,891 --> 00:20:49,267 Bad, you're right 428 00:20:49,434 --> 00:20:50,810 What did we do with the rest of the money? 429 00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:54,356 We were so impressed that we donated it For charity work 430 00:20:54,481 --> 00:20:56,066 This is very kind of us 431 00:20:56,483 --> 00:20:58,693 - Maybe we should really do this - Have you lost your mind? 432 00:20:58,818 --> 00:21:00,320 Focus on the game we must buy drugs 433 00:21:00,445 --> 00:21:01,821 Bad, sorry 434 00:21:01,947 --> 00:21:03,365 Be careful out there, okay? 435 00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:06,409 I heard drug dealers are getting suspicious Sometimes, you don't get shot, my friend 436 00:21:06,576 --> 00:21:08,954 Relax, I'll be fine See you soon 437 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,056 Hello, I'm here to... 438 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,897 - Impossible - Ted, what the hell are you doing here? 439 00:21:38,022 --> 00:21:39,732 - Is that you? - Who gave you the address? 440 00:21:39,857 --> 00:21:43,277 Damn Blair sells weed? - Oh my God! Lower your voice 441 00:21:43,528 --> 00:21:44,904 Come in 442 00:21:45,113 --> 00:21:47,115 This is unbelievable 443 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:50,785 - What the hell do you want? - Hey, I can't say the word "dwarf." 444 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,579 -But you can sell weed? - What's all this noise? 445 00:21:54,205 --> 00:21:58,209 - Who is this? - This is Ted, Ted, this is my friend, Sarah. 446 00:21:58,459 --> 00:22:00,670 Yes, I mentioned you, Blair, before 447 00:22:00,795 --> 00:22:03,381 You are the teddy bear that crawled into me Life in the eighties 448 00:22:03,548 --> 00:22:05,633 Yes, but I did other things Since then 449 00:22:06,175 --> 00:22:07,552 Like what? 450 00:22:07,677 --> 00:22:10,388 I was Ben Stiller's replacement. In the movie "Fresh Horses" 451 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:15,435 Not a tall man Why do you sell weed anyway? 452 00:22:16,561 --> 00:22:19,230 Sarah and I grow it here in her apartment 453 00:22:19,355 --> 00:22:22,483 We use money to help In paying tuition fees 454 00:22:23,484 --> 00:22:27,405 Ted, listen to me, you can't tell Uncle Matty and Aunt Susie, okay? 455 00:22:27,530 --> 00:22:29,198 They will kick me out of the house 456 00:22:29,323 --> 00:22:32,160 It is very difficult to pay for university I can't afford to pay higher rent either 457 00:22:32,577 --> 00:22:34,203 Wait, Matty's charging you rent? 458 00:22:34,328 --> 00:22:37,707 But still, two hundred dollars a month Not as much as I would pay to rent an apartment 459 00:22:37,999 --> 00:22:39,917 For that crappy room above the garage? 460 00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:42,628 Oh my God! Anne Frank will never be found. dead in that place 461 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,549 I can make this joke Johnny and I donate to Jewish causes 462 00:22:46,674 --> 00:22:49,802 Well, I still need the room So, you can't say a word 463 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:53,639 Listen, I'm not here to arrest anyone I just want to get weed 464 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,933 You've never smoked before, have you? 465 00:22:56,309 --> 00:22:59,103 Hey, what are you talking about? Yeah, I do a lot of drugs 466 00:22:59,395 --> 00:23:01,481 Really? Like what? 467 00:23:01,606 --> 00:23:03,065 I'm high on cocaine now, see? 468 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:06,903 I'm so affected by cocaine that I... I just want to write a novel and punch it all out 469 00:23:08,196 --> 00:23:10,698 I'm kidding, it doesn't hurt Due to the effect of cocaine 470 00:23:10,865 --> 00:23:12,492 - Nonsense -I don't know what I'm talking about 471 00:23:12,617 --> 00:23:14,285 Please, can I get marijuana? 472 00:23:14,619 --> 00:23:17,205 - That's okay. Do you carry the money? - No, wait 473 00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:19,290 Sarah, we won't sell him weed 474 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,958 - Why not? - Yes, why not? 475 00:23:21,334 --> 00:23:22,877 Are you high already? 476 00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:26,464 Your best friend, my little cousin He is sixteen years old 477 00:23:26,631 --> 00:23:28,007 I won't let him use it 478 00:23:28,132 --> 00:23:30,593 And I won't do that I won't even tell him I have weed 479 00:23:30,718 --> 00:23:33,721 She's mine, Blair, I swear When did I lie to you? 480 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,806 Ten seconds ago when you said... You are under the influence of cocaine 481 00:23:35,932 --> 00:23:37,892 Yes, but since then I was honest with you 482 00:23:38,142 --> 00:23:40,645 Listen, Blair. We need money 483 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:42,939 - Why don't we just do this? - That's right, Blaise. 484 00:23:43,064 --> 00:23:45,024 You both need money And I need this 485 00:23:45,149 --> 00:23:48,903 Do you have any idea what that feels like? To be the biggest star in the world? 486 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,780 Then doesn't anyone care about him? 487 00:23:51,072 --> 00:23:52,490 I'm like Kirk Cameron 488 00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:56,035 I have to escape from my fears I have either drugs or church 489 00:23:56,285 --> 00:23:58,162 Do you know what they do to people my size? 490 00:23:58,287 --> 00:24:00,790 Please don't force me to give Oral sex for a church minister 491 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,882 -We have to smoke it - Wait, what? 492 00:24:10,424 --> 00:24:12,051 Johnny, this is my ticket out of school 493 00:24:12,176 --> 00:24:14,345 Yes, I know that I mean, not all of it 494 00:24:14,762 --> 00:24:17,056 We can smoke a little We keep what's left for the plan 495 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:20,184 Listen, Johnny, I promised Blair. That this is from me only 496 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,936 Teddy, think about it 497 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:24,355 I bet I'm the only kid in school Who has never smoked weed 498 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,400 I didn't smoke or have sex I didn't have a girlfriend 499 00:24:27,817 --> 00:24:29,735 Clive's right, I'm a fucking loser 500 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:32,363 I mean, you're the only real friend I have 501 00:24:32,488 --> 00:24:35,783 And we're sitting here with a real weed He's here in person 502 00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:38,119 This might be the day Which became fun 503 00:24:38,286 --> 00:24:40,496 Yes, today is the day you told me Girl, you have diarrhea 504 00:24:40,621 --> 00:24:42,373 Don't count too much on today 505 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:46,294 - Hey, hey, wait, wait - What? 506 00:24:46,627 --> 00:24:52,967 Well, you and I have been friends all our lives And we're about to get high together for the first time 507 00:24:53,301 --> 00:24:56,095 - Yes, even if? - Let's do it right 508 00:25:12,069 --> 00:25:14,530 -Should we perform a prayer of thanks? - Yes, good idea 509 00:25:16,032 --> 00:25:20,911 Hello Lord, it's me, Ted. One of your strange creations 510 00:25:21,329 --> 00:25:23,039 Sorry for what I said today 511 00:25:23,372 --> 00:25:27,710 I didn't mean that church ministers aren't attractive But I was saving my chastity for marriage 512 00:25:28,502 --> 00:25:31,422 Let's not get too high You need to call an ambulance 513 00:25:31,547 --> 00:25:33,257 - Amen - Amen 514 00:25:34,425 --> 00:25:35,801 Okay 515 00:25:37,094 --> 00:25:38,471 Let there be light 516 00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:02,370 "All my friends know the lowrider." 517 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:09,168 "A low car is a little high" 518 00:26:27,645 --> 00:26:29,021 Yes 519 00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:34,360 Yes, buddy 520 00:26:40,991 --> 00:26:44,245 - I was very hungry -And I was hungry too 521 00:26:44,453 --> 00:26:48,791 This is very strange, you know? This is the perfect food for a perfect date night 522 00:26:48,958 --> 00:26:51,836 Yes, who invented food? That guy is great 523 00:26:51,961 --> 00:26:56,340 If I had known you would dress up like this I prepared more fancy food 524 00:26:56,465 --> 00:26:59,260 No! Mom, this is perfect 525 00:26:59,468 --> 00:27:02,346 -It's the perfect steak sandwich -The perfect meat sandwich 526 00:27:02,471 --> 00:27:05,641 It's here, just feel it 527 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:11,647 -I can feel your love in her, mom -I'm so happy that you loved her like that 528 00:27:11,772 --> 00:27:16,026 Wow! You're acting like it's a special day At Legal Seafood, this is okay food 529 00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:19,405 I think it's delicious, Susie. 530 00:27:20,448 --> 00:27:24,326 Can you guys believe we're sitting here? 531 00:27:24,452 --> 00:27:29,623 We live an experience and test reality At the same time? 532 00:27:29,832 --> 00:27:31,208 (Susan)? (Susan)? 533 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:34,712 I just want to say you found it On the appropriate hairstyle 534 00:27:34,879 --> 00:27:37,465 - Do you think so? - Yes, yes 535 00:27:37,590 --> 00:27:40,259 You can use this hairstyle Until you're 70 and you'll look good 536 00:27:40,676 --> 00:27:43,804 I just took a picture Tipper Gore to the saloon 537 00:27:43,929 --> 00:27:48,350 And I said, "I know you can't copy it exactly." But try to get it as close as possible.” 538 00:27:48,476 --> 00:27:50,311 So, well... 539 00:27:50,728 --> 00:27:52,646 Tipper Gore should Bring a picture of yourself 540 00:27:52,855 --> 00:27:56,275 Stop! Tonight 541 00:27:58,027 --> 00:28:00,237 Is there a gas leak in the house or something? 542 00:28:04,950 --> 00:28:07,244 That's weird, I ate Eat ham sandwiches and I'm still hungry 543 00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:10,372 - Damn, this is so delicious - Very delicious 544 00:28:10,581 --> 00:28:13,542 -And look at these intricate engravings - Yes 545 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:16,837 - Yes, are these Illuminati inscriptions? - That's what I heard 546 00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:21,801 If you can decipher the symbols on a cake Oreo, you will understand the mind of God 547 00:28:21,926 --> 00:28:23,552 I heard there are no two pieces Two similar Oreo cookies. 548 00:28:24,178 --> 00:28:27,097 What a great conversation! 549 00:28:29,183 --> 00:28:31,310 - I knew this - Damn 550 00:28:31,435 --> 00:28:32,812 - Hello, Blair. -You're both high 551 00:28:32,937 --> 00:28:37,483 Listen, Blair, it's more complicated than that - No, you swore the weed was yours 552 00:28:37,608 --> 00:28:40,027 Well, that's okay, I wasn't I want to resort to this 553 00:28:40,444 --> 00:28:41,821 "I love you" 554 00:28:41,946 --> 00:28:43,864 See? Now, you're no longer angry with me 555 00:28:44,031 --> 00:28:48,077 Damn you, by the way, I've been trying for two weeks To convince Susan to fix her hairstyle 556 00:28:48,202 --> 00:28:50,162 Blair, listen, this is my fault 557 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:52,122 - He tried to refuse, but I pressured him - No, no, no 558 00:28:52,248 --> 00:28:55,376 You're sixteen, okay? He's a talking teddy bear, but that's his fault 559 00:28:55,501 --> 00:29:00,089 Listen, I think if we take all... Take a deep breath here and try... 560 00:29:00,965 --> 00:29:02,341 Damn 561 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:13,394 (ted)? Come on, where are you? 562 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,479 - I just want to talk - "Yes, nonsense." 563 00:29:17,106 --> 00:29:19,441 - How did you get there? -I climbed the drainpipe 564 00:29:19,650 --> 00:29:23,404 Well, why don't you come down here So we can discuss the situation? 565 00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:26,532 - No, because you are going to attack me - I won't do that, I promise 566 00:29:26,657 --> 00:29:30,578 - It wasn't my fault -Oh my God! Your little one! It's on the roof! 567 00:29:30,703 --> 00:29:33,414 - That's okay, Mrs. Fitchko. - I'll call the fire department 568 00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:34,957 This is not necessary 569 00:29:35,082 --> 00:29:38,002 - But your son will fall - It won't fall 570 00:29:38,586 --> 00:29:41,338 Yes, there is a lot you don't understand Here, Mrs. Fitchko. 571 00:29:41,505 --> 00:29:43,257 For heaven's sake, were you? Do you listen to the news? 572 00:29:43,424 --> 00:29:45,467 Eisenhower says it's on us We all stay inside our homes 573 00:29:45,634 --> 00:29:47,011 Oh my God! 574 00:29:48,345 --> 00:29:51,682 Ted, get down here, okay? I won't talk to you like that 575 00:29:51,807 --> 00:29:54,059 Yes, unfortunately I will live here from now on 576 00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:56,645 - This is crazy, you are crazy - No, I'm not crazy 577 00:29:56,770 --> 00:29:58,272 I'll ask Johnny to bring me food 578 00:29:58,397 --> 00:30:01,609 And maybe even dirt, so I can farm Crops here in the rain gutter 579 00:30:01,775 --> 00:30:04,820 If the weather is moderate By harvest season, I will be able to... 580 00:30:05,738 --> 00:30:07,114 Fuck! 581 00:30:08,824 --> 00:30:10,784 Okay, you little bastard You are in big trouble 582 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:13,203 - Listen, it was... - You gave hashish to a sixteen-year-old boy! 583 00:30:13,329 --> 00:30:16,415 - I mean, what were you thinking? -The positive side is that he loved her 584 00:30:16,540 --> 00:30:19,209 -I sold that weed to you - Yes, you made a mistake by doing that 585 00:30:19,335 --> 00:30:23,213 Do you realize now that I am responsible for your abuse? My cousin is a drug addict? 586 00:30:23,339 --> 00:30:24,715 I could get into big trouble here 587 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,051 It must be great to be you This tall all the time 588 00:30:27,176 --> 00:30:30,220 Get rid of that weed, or God help me For throwing you in the damn clothes dryer 589 00:30:30,346 --> 00:30:31,847 What a great issue! I've been in dryers before 590 00:30:31,972 --> 00:30:34,391 -I'll put you between Matty's clothes. - Well, damn it, I'll do it, I'll do it 591 00:30:42,816 --> 00:30:46,362 Okay, we'll put the weed in my locker Then you will go to the principal and she will tell me 592 00:30:46,487 --> 00:30:49,114 She's going to search my closet Then I will return to my life 593 00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:51,116 - Okay - Not yet, not yet! 594 00:30:51,241 --> 00:30:53,077 -We have to wait until the bell rings - Yes, sorry 595 00:30:53,702 --> 00:30:57,581 Act naturally! Right now, we're just... Two men standing here having a conversation 596 00:30:57,706 --> 00:30:59,083 Yes 597 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:01,502 - About what? - I don't know 598 00:31:01,752 --> 00:31:04,880 - What's the last movie you watched? - "Alive" 599 00:31:05,047 --> 00:31:06,423 Which movie is this? 600 00:31:06,548 --> 00:31:09,969 It's the movie where the rugby team gets stuck In the Andes in the 1970s 601 00:31:10,135 --> 00:31:12,221 They run out of food and are forced to... To eat each other 602 00:31:12,554 --> 00:31:14,682 -You're kidding - No, it's a true story 603 00:31:14,932 --> 00:31:16,850 You mean they eat? each other alive? 604 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:19,520 You mean like a swap? For example, give me your hand and I will give you my feet? 605 00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:23,899 No, no, some men died in the accident Then the survivors had to eat the dead 606 00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:25,567 Wow 607 00:31:25,859 --> 00:31:28,195 - Yes, I wouldn't have been able to do that - Neither do I, man 608 00:31:29,071 --> 00:31:30,823 Plus, they're all men So, it would be worse 609 00:31:31,073 --> 00:31:32,449 Yes, what? 610 00:31:32,825 --> 00:31:36,662 They're all men, you eat men So, it's doubly disgusting 611 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:40,791 Well, I mean, I think it would Something that is unacceptable in all cases 612 00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:43,752 No, no, it would be rejected But it will be more objectionable 613 00:31:44,628 --> 00:31:49,550 So, if you were on a plane that crashed It had Tom Hanks and Diane Kitten on it, too 614 00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:52,594 Everyone died and you survived Who will you eat first? 615 00:31:52,761 --> 00:31:54,138 Am I the only other person? On board? 616 00:31:54,263 --> 00:31:55,639 - Yes - What about the pilots? 617 00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:58,559 - It's an experimental plane, everything is automated - Maybe that's why I fell 618 00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:00,477 Its technology still remains Need more study, yes 619 00:32:00,602 --> 00:32:02,563 But the Pentagon's patience is running out And they wanted results 620 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:04,064 So, they postponed the launch 621 00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:06,817 Hey, why don't they have a flight crew Experienced on board instead of actors? 622 00:32:06,942 --> 00:32:08,777 -They are Oscar-winning actors. - That's fair 623 00:32:08,944 --> 00:32:12,573 This is taxpayer money, they need it To the public's attention, otherwise funding support will dry up 624 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:16,285 Wait, since when does the army need support? A year to finance experimental aircraft? 625 00:32:16,410 --> 00:32:18,120 Will you eat Tom Hanks or Diane Kitten? 626 00:32:18,245 --> 00:32:21,290 I'll start by eating Diane, then I'll move on To Hanks if I can't be saved 627 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:24,835 Yeah, I think it's weird that you have to Opinion on this matter one way or another 628 00:32:26,795 --> 00:32:28,297 Okay, here we go, give me the weed 629 00:32:32,009 --> 00:32:33,844 Wow, we smoked a huge amount Who is this, right? 630 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:37,347 - What do we have here? - Damn 631 00:32:37,473 --> 00:32:39,683 - Bennett, do you smoke weed? - Give it back, Clive. 632 00:32:39,808 --> 00:32:41,602 JonBenét gets high 633 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:45,314 - Maybe you're not as much of a coward as I thought - This is a very important bag of hashish 634 00:32:45,439 --> 00:32:47,733 Now I know where to get For free weed, thanks, mate 635 00:32:49,234 --> 00:32:51,779 - Wow Damn it, Clive, we need that weed! 636 00:32:54,198 --> 00:32:55,824 - (Teddy)! - Damn 637 00:32:56,325 --> 00:32:57,743 Teddy, are you okay? 638 00:32:58,368 --> 00:33:02,289 What the hell are you doing here? Go to class, now 639 00:33:03,874 --> 00:33:06,251 Two-Two-Seven is terrible and so are you 640 00:33:08,629 --> 00:33:12,132 You know I didn't mean it I just wanted a reason to come in here 641 00:33:12,299 --> 00:33:16,678 Listen, you can abuse me, Ted. But I won't let anyone insult Pearl Shay. 642 00:33:16,804 --> 00:33:21,600 Yes, I apologize, we have all benefited from her wisdom On the windowsill, it's a national treasure 643 00:33:21,725 --> 00:33:23,811 But listen You should expel me from school 644 00:33:23,977 --> 00:33:26,313 - Ted, I already told you... -I have a weed 645 00:33:27,022 --> 00:33:30,526 - What? - I have marijuana, here in the school building 646 00:33:30,943 --> 00:33:33,445 -Can I see her? - Well, I... 647 00:33:33,987 --> 00:33:35,614 -I lost her - Lost it? 648 00:33:35,989 --> 00:33:38,659 Yes, but he had marijuana in his possession I am a witness 649 00:33:39,076 --> 00:33:41,995 I should see marijuana Until there are consequences 650 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:45,541 - Listen, we're telling the truth - Yes, I'm a bad seed, see 651 00:33:45,749 --> 00:33:48,544 - "I love you" - Drugs, I love drugs 652 00:33:48,669 --> 00:33:51,880 I'm sorry, I can't believe your words That you have marijuana without proof 653 00:33:52,005 --> 00:33:54,258 This is bullshit, man I'm under pressure here 654 00:33:54,383 --> 00:33:56,635 Okay, listen, Clive has it. Go and check it out 655 00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:58,178 - (Clive)? - Yes 656 00:33:58,303 --> 00:34:00,514 If Clive has it. He is the person in trouble 657 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,891 No, no, that's not his weed He was keeping it just for me 658 00:34:03,225 --> 00:34:04,893 Well, we're done here 659 00:34:05,018 --> 00:34:08,605 It's okay, this damned teddy bear He has a backup plan 660 00:34:15,571 --> 00:34:16,947 Well, the place is empty 661 00:34:18,323 --> 00:34:20,242 Teddy, I don't like this, it's stealing 662 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:22,327 What am I supposed to do? Should I just ask her that? 663 00:34:22,452 --> 00:34:24,496 You're gonna throw me in the dryer with Matty's clothes. 664 00:34:24,621 --> 00:34:28,250 - How bad is that? - Matty changed his underwear during dinner 665 00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:30,419 - Yes, this is bad - Okay, let's find him 666 00:34:36,049 --> 00:34:37,426 - Oh my God - What? 667 00:34:37,718 --> 00:34:40,095 There's a whole staircase here Contains only tin cans 668 00:34:40,596 --> 00:34:41,972 How sad! 669 00:34:43,098 --> 00:34:45,726 Wait, damn, yeah 670 00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:47,352 - Did you find it? - I found it! 671 00:34:48,228 --> 00:34:49,605 Excellent, let's go 672 00:34:49,771 --> 00:34:52,691 "I feel silly asking you, Blair." But I can't find it" 673 00:34:52,816 --> 00:34:54,568 - Damn - Damn it, let's go, there 674 00:34:54,735 --> 00:34:57,738 - "No problem at all" - "I couldn't find it" 675 00:34:57,905 --> 00:35:00,490 "Then, all the way to Danvers." -Wait a minute 676 00:35:00,616 --> 00:35:02,451 I think I have some here somewhere 677 00:35:02,659 --> 00:35:06,914 Thank you very much, the store didn't have it Only men's razors 678 00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:09,291 “And I think those are just for faces.” 679 00:35:10,834 --> 00:35:12,377 - Here you go - Thank you 680 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:16,256 You know it's the '90s, Aunt Suze. You can go without shaving your legs if you want 681 00:35:20,093 --> 00:35:24,306 When I was in high school, I used to forget Shaving sometimes and I was subjected to ridicule 682 00:35:24,806 --> 00:35:26,183 Really? I hate that 683 00:35:26,308 --> 00:35:28,852 Maybe that's why I feel Very ashamed of that 684 00:35:31,647 --> 00:35:35,400 -Can I ask you something? - Yes, sure, anything 685 00:35:36,652 --> 00:35:40,405 One of the girls was making fun of me Her name was Margie Cronin. 686 00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:43,575 She used to call me Sasquatch. 687 00:35:44,201 --> 00:35:46,578 She was very mean to me at school 688 00:35:47,371 --> 00:35:50,123 After that, we didn't see each other Some for a long time 689 00:35:50,874 --> 00:35:55,504 Then, about a year ago, I saw her in a department cutlery at bradley's shop 690 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:58,006 I saw that she lost her hand 691 00:35:58,966 --> 00:36:01,593 I was very happy about that 692 00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:06,098 Does this make me a terrible person? - I... 693 00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:11,228 - I don't think so - Because I felt bad about my feelings 694 00:36:11,561 --> 00:36:16,066 I went to confession, and Father O'Neill said to me: "Well, God won't accept that." 695 00:36:17,150 --> 00:36:20,112 Maybe at Christmas this year I should knit her a mitten 696 00:36:21,238 --> 00:36:23,031 - Maybe -With a small greeting card 697 00:36:23,156 --> 00:36:25,534 She says, "I'm sorry about your hand." 698 00:36:25,659 --> 00:36:27,911 If I were you, I would ignore this 699 00:36:32,332 --> 00:36:33,709 What is this noise? 700 00:36:33,834 --> 00:36:36,128 I think there is someone In the closet, wait 701 00:36:37,337 --> 00:36:40,007 - What? What is this? -It's pepper spray, just be careful 702 00:36:46,888 --> 00:36:48,432 - Damn! - What the hell is this? 703 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,059 - It burns me! -Why do you have pepper spray? 704 00:36:51,184 --> 00:36:54,688 - Why are you in my closet? - What? Do you protect tin cans with this? 705 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,441 - Answer the question - Why do you have all those cans of figs? 706 00:36:57,607 --> 00:36:59,109 Are you afraid to eat our food? 707 00:36:59,234 --> 00:37:00,861 - What's the story? - Answer my question! 708 00:37:01,236 --> 00:37:02,988 (Teddy)! Teddy, where are you? 709 00:37:03,238 --> 00:37:06,408 Oh my God! (John) Is this marijuana? 710 00:37:06,533 --> 00:37:08,702 - Damn -What do you do with drugs? 711 00:37:09,411 --> 00:37:10,787 Aunt Suze 712 00:37:12,289 --> 00:37:13,665 This is my fault 713 00:37:16,710 --> 00:37:18,337 We have opened our home to you 714 00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:22,299 We allowed you to stay here in our house So that you can study at that university 715 00:37:22,424 --> 00:37:25,302 I know that, Uncle Matty. And believe me, I'm so sorry 716 00:37:25,427 --> 00:37:28,096 And you return the favor to us By providing drugs to our son? 717 00:37:28,221 --> 00:37:30,599 I never wanted to be thrust into John is in it, believe me 718 00:37:30,724 --> 00:37:33,435 -I sold weed to Ted. - I never should have let Johnny try it 719 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:37,898 I failed in my role as... Like a character similar to Jiminy Cricket. 720 00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:41,526 I don't know what the problem is, it's going to be a weed Legal in about a year anyway 721 00:37:41,651 --> 00:37:44,654 It's a gateway to addiction! They talk about it on the news! 722 00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:46,698 What were we supposed to do? Should we start with heroin? 723 00:37:46,907 --> 00:37:50,327 Blair, why are you dealing drugs in the first place? 724 00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:54,623 My friend Sarah and I grow it in her apartment 725 00:37:54,748 --> 00:37:57,918 We use money to help In paying tuition fees 726 00:37:58,043 --> 00:37:59,544 What? Can't you work? In McDonald's restaurants? 727 00:37:59,669 --> 00:38:02,756 The fee is $15,000 annually I'm going to have to sell myself at McDonald's. 728 00:38:02,964 --> 00:38:05,467 You could call it a "naked ham sandwich." Is this something known? 729 00:38:05,592 --> 00:38:08,678 It doesn't even work, and here we are We encourage it from the goodness of our hearts! 730 00:38:08,804 --> 00:38:11,640 “Fucking eggs,” maybe - Have a good heart and the monthly rent is coming 731 00:38:11,765 --> 00:38:15,102 “A quarter kilo of meat to fuck her.” Should I stop? I feel like there is no interest here 732 00:38:15,227 --> 00:38:19,272 - Matty, are you charging her rent? - Yes, I do that 733 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:23,777 - This is my house and I have the right to collect rent But Matty, she's family! 734 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,445 - (Susan) - She's my niece 735 00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:28,490 - Would you please shut up and let me handle the matter? - Don't address her that way 736 00:38:29,116 --> 00:38:31,076 - Excuse me? -You do this all the time 737 00:38:31,201 --> 00:38:35,080 You silence her and belittle her She interrupts and treats her very badly 738 00:38:35,622 --> 00:38:39,960 That's not true, I love my fucking wife And she knows that, doesn't she, Susan? 739 00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:42,421 I can't believe you're making her pay rent 740 00:38:42,838 --> 00:38:44,798 Hey, hey, I'm not the one to blame here 741 00:38:45,006 --> 00:38:47,551 She's a drug dealer and I want her Get out of this house tonight 742 00:38:47,676 --> 00:38:51,263 - Matty, please - The discussion is over, tonight 743 00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:53,014 Come on, hey 744 00:38:58,854 --> 00:39:01,565 Christy, that was the name of the brunette Barbie 745 00:39:22,409 --> 00:39:23,785 Blair... 746 00:39:24,327 --> 00:39:25,703 Can we talk to you for a moment? 747 00:39:25,912 --> 00:39:29,249 Of course, I have a few minutes Before I became homeless 748 00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:31,209 Listen, Blair. 749 00:39:32,001 --> 00:39:34,379 -I'm really sorry -Me too 750 00:39:34,879 --> 00:39:36,381 Yes, it's a little too late for this 751 00:39:37,507 --> 00:39:42,178 We didn't want you to leave, though Because your bed is the size of a pool table 752 00:39:42,303 --> 00:39:43,972 I mean, that's probably a size Pool table, right? 753 00:39:44,097 --> 00:39:45,473 Shut up, Teddy. 754 00:39:46,433 --> 00:39:48,601 We know you're angry because Dad kicked you out 755 00:39:48,768 --> 00:39:50,770 -But... -But that's not why I'm angry 756 00:39:51,104 --> 00:39:52,856 You have no idea why I'm angry 757 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:56,901 Do you know all the details? Why am I staying here? 758 00:39:57,485 --> 00:39:59,779 When my family lives 45 minutes away? 759 00:40:00,447 --> 00:40:04,951 Yes, I can easily go to school every day But my family is in a miserable state 760 00:40:05,410 --> 00:40:06,786 Every one of them 761 00:40:06,911 --> 00:40:13,126 In case you don't understand the scope of things, my father Your uncle Bernie is a drunkard and an idiot 762 00:40:13,293 --> 00:40:16,421 My mother is crazy and psychologically disturbed My brother is in prison 763 00:40:16,796 --> 00:40:18,631 Oh my God! What about your dog? 764 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,341 - He's dead - Damn! 765 00:40:20,467 --> 00:40:25,638 My mom and dad are hopeless But I tried hard to protect Kevin. 766 00:40:26,347 --> 00:40:27,724 And I couldn't 767 00:40:28,224 --> 00:40:30,602 He's his parents' son, so he's killing it now Ten-year prison sentence 768 00:40:30,727 --> 00:40:34,063 For robbing Mrs. Field's house. At gunpoint and possession of cocaine 769 00:40:34,397 --> 00:40:38,067 Well, Mrs. Field and the cocaine I mean, what's the difference? Isn't it? 770 00:40:39,152 --> 00:40:40,528 Please, continue 771 00:40:40,820 --> 00:40:44,115 Listen, I just don't want the same thing to happen to you 772 00:40:44,824 --> 00:40:48,953 And when I moved here I promised myself I would take care of you 773 00:40:49,078 --> 00:40:52,207 And to make sure that there are no genetic influences A family (built) on you too 774 00:40:52,999 --> 00:40:56,836 Instead, I introduced you to The wonderful world of drugs 775 00:40:57,837 --> 00:41:01,716 Yes, I'm not mad at you Okay? I'm angry at myself 776 00:41:02,926 --> 00:41:07,514 Listen, Blair, I... I never expected you to take care of me like this 777 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,685 Just take care of yourself, okay? 778 00:41:13,353 --> 00:41:16,523 Our family is like poison Be better than them 779 00:41:18,149 --> 00:41:19,651 Where are you going? 780 00:41:20,610 --> 00:41:24,239 I'm staying at Sarah's apartment for a few weeks There's room for me near the sativa plant. 781 00:41:24,781 --> 00:41:28,243 But then... I don't know 782 00:41:31,162 --> 00:41:32,539 See you later 783 00:41:42,507 --> 00:41:44,676 "Oh my God! Lori Loughlin is so adorable." 784 00:41:45,051 --> 00:41:46,636 That woman can do no wrong 785 00:41:46,761 --> 00:41:49,764 - Well, don't start masturbating -This sticker is not intended for masturbation 786 00:41:49,889 --> 00:41:52,016 It's for you to imagine You're married, you pervert 787 00:41:52,767 --> 00:41:55,687 - Yes, yes - Have you imagined the wedding? 788 00:41:56,187 --> 00:42:00,191 I imagined a picture of us on the cover of People magazine. It said, "Who is Loughlin now?" 789 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:04,237 -So, did you take her last name? - No, no, but they need to sell copies 790 00:42:04,445 --> 00:42:08,324 Well, it's good to know you can Be upstanding and knowledgeable about marketing tricks 791 00:42:09,325 --> 00:42:11,536 Teddy, this whole situation With Blair, he's really terrible 792 00:42:11,828 --> 00:42:13,288 Yes, I know that 793 00:42:13,538 --> 00:42:17,041 I mean, I didn't know she was thinking about me That way, like a little brother 794 00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:22,630 I've always wanted a brother or sister And it's been here the whole time 795 00:42:22,797 --> 00:42:28,303 Yeah, I think with all that complaining Of racism, there is a really good person in it 796 00:42:28,678 --> 00:42:32,015 Teddy, we have to do something I mean, it's our fault 797 00:42:32,181 --> 00:42:34,934 Maybe I can talk to my father And convince him to change his mind 798 00:42:35,059 --> 00:42:36,853 Yeah, good luck, he'll never listen to you 799 00:42:36,978 --> 00:42:39,355 We can't lie down here And let her suffer like this 800 00:42:39,606 --> 00:42:41,316 There must be something we can do 801 00:42:41,774 --> 00:42:47,071 Wait a minute, you know? There's something, we're going to open the box 802 00:42:48,865 --> 00:42:52,702 "Fleet Bank" 803 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,334 Here you go, I'll be outside Just let me know when you're done 804 00:42:59,459 --> 00:43:00,835 - Thank you - Thank you 805 00:43:03,463 --> 00:43:06,841 Did you know that textile polymers Very thin nowadays 806 00:43:06,966 --> 00:43:10,887 To the point that someone could wear it An adult diaper without anyone knowing? 807 00:43:11,846 --> 00:43:13,765 - What? -No bulky padding 808 00:43:13,890 --> 00:43:15,933 And no ugly bulges in your pants 809 00:43:16,684 --> 00:43:19,354 - I didn't know that, no - It's amazing 810 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:24,067 Anyone, anyone, can talk to you And to relieve himself at the same time 811 00:43:25,109 --> 00:43:26,569 And you'll never know it 812 00:43:28,071 --> 00:43:30,156 - Okay - This is excellent news 813 00:43:31,407 --> 00:43:34,035 -Are you wearing a diaper? - No, don't make this weird 814 00:43:34,827 --> 00:43:36,371 - Okay - I'm just saying 815 00:43:36,496 --> 00:43:40,041 That technology has reached a stage The borders practically no longer exist 816 00:43:40,375 --> 00:43:41,959 It's all about self-confidence 817 00:43:42,251 --> 00:43:44,921 So, take that long journey By car, they climbed that mountain 818 00:43:45,338 --> 00:43:46,964 And get an extra iced tea 819 00:43:47,632 --> 00:43:49,008 We will do it 820 00:43:52,387 --> 00:43:53,763 What limits? 821 00:43:56,724 --> 00:43:59,268 - Oh my God! We have to change the bank - Yes, seriously 822 00:44:05,566 --> 00:44:07,276 - Here he is - Yes 823 00:44:08,027 --> 00:44:09,445 You're sure you want to do this, right? 824 00:44:09,946 --> 00:44:13,199 I mean, as soon as Dad finds out you have it There will be no going back, ever 825 00:44:13,449 --> 00:44:15,785 - He will lose his mind - That's why I never told him 826 00:44:16,035 --> 00:44:19,122 I think I was deep down I save it for a day like this 827 00:44:19,455 --> 00:44:22,208 When things get to the point All hope seems lost 828 00:44:22,709 --> 00:44:25,837 Okay, great, let's do this 829 00:44:26,212 --> 00:44:27,630 Okay, we're done 830 00:44:28,798 --> 00:44:30,174 Sir? 831 00:44:31,008 --> 00:44:34,011 “I want you to open box 1080 "There's a pair of jeans inside." 832 00:44:34,262 --> 00:44:35,680 - What? - "Just do it!" 833 00:44:41,936 --> 00:44:45,314 What? Will you just stop? About talking to me for the rest of your life? 834 00:44:45,857 --> 00:44:47,233 Is this what's going on? 835 00:44:47,692 --> 00:44:53,740 What? Have you taken a vow of silence like a monk? 836 00:44:56,075 --> 00:44:57,994 Are you going to shave your head too? 837 00:44:58,202 --> 00:45:03,249 Okay, do it, do it Then you won't clog the shower drain 838 00:45:07,503 --> 00:45:09,672 -What do you two want? -I want to make a deal 839 00:45:10,298 --> 00:45:13,551 - What? What are you talking about? - Let me tell you a story, Matty. 840 00:45:13,843 --> 00:45:17,680 When I was working in Hollywood I almost made a movie with Sly Stallone. 841 00:45:18,931 --> 00:45:20,683 - He lied - Not a lie 842 00:45:20,808 --> 00:45:24,520 - (Rocky Stallone)? - Yes, he came to me with the project and I approved it 843 00:45:24,645 --> 00:45:29,066 The film was going to be about an astronaut cop And a wise teddy bear, I was the bear 844 00:45:29,275 --> 00:45:31,652 They have to go to space To save Christmas 845 00:45:31,778 --> 00:45:34,781 But then the Challenger shuttle exploded. They had to cancel the project 846 00:45:35,072 --> 00:45:37,700 - Wow! What a pity - True, isn't it? 847 00:45:37,867 --> 00:45:40,745 I mean, it was America then We desperately need a movie like this 848 00:45:40,953 --> 00:45:44,999 Anyway, Stallone felt bad About it, therefore, he gave me this 849 00:45:54,801 --> 00:45:57,220 - What is this? - Mouth guard (Rocky) 850 00:45:58,638 --> 00:46:00,765 - Fuck you, you're kidding - No 851 00:46:01,057 --> 00:46:02,892 -You are deceiving me - No deception 852 00:46:03,184 --> 00:46:05,269 Wait, does this mean... 853 00:46:05,394 --> 00:46:07,396 Yes, the condom is there In Planet Hollywood it's fake 854 00:46:07,522 --> 00:46:08,898 Wow! 855 00:46:09,899 --> 00:46:13,528 Wow! Wow! 856 00:46:13,653 --> 00:46:16,447 Now, I'll give you this purpose Which is priceless... 857 00:46:17,073 --> 00:46:19,492 If you give Blair another chance 858 00:46:21,911 --> 00:46:23,496 Just let it stay 859 00:46:26,582 --> 00:46:28,125 I don't know 860 00:46:28,751 --> 00:46:30,127 Why not try it? 861 00:46:31,838 --> 00:46:36,551 Come on, that was in the mouth (Sylvester Stallone) in 1976 862 00:46:37,093 --> 00:46:38,845 Feel it in your mouth 863 00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:57,196 I feel it 864 00:46:58,281 --> 00:47:00,366 I feel it in my mouth 865 00:47:00,491 --> 00:47:05,413 You have to last until the end, Matty. Rocky wouldn't abandon his wife's niece 866 00:47:05,580 --> 00:47:06,998 -And you shouldn't give up on her - No 867 00:47:07,373 --> 00:47:08,749 What do you think? 868 00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:16,173 - Okay - Well what? 869 00:47:16,757 --> 00:47:18,134 She can stay 870 00:47:19,176 --> 00:47:22,054 - Matty, do you mean it? - Yes, fuck that 871 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,349 - Dear, no rent - Yes, yes 872 00:47:25,474 --> 00:47:26,851 - Isn't it? - It's okay, it's okay 873 00:47:27,059 --> 00:47:29,395 Thank you, my God! 874 00:47:31,147 --> 00:47:32,523 I will sleep with a condom 875 00:47:35,401 --> 00:47:38,738 - Well done, Teddy, we succeeded - Yes, we succeeded 876 00:47:39,196 --> 00:47:41,240 You know? I think you still can And Stallone should make that movie 877 00:47:41,365 --> 00:47:44,160 God, no way, it was a really bad movie 878 00:47:44,285 --> 00:47:46,370 I don't want to seem crazy But I think honestly 879 00:47:46,495 --> 00:47:49,582 That Paramount blew up the space shuttle So you don't have to make that movie 880 00:47:49,790 --> 00:47:52,376 - Wow, was that bad? - It was that bad, yes 881 00:47:52,543 --> 00:47:53,920 Fuck! 882 00:47:59,383 --> 00:48:01,260 I don't know how I can thank you both 883 00:48:01,636 --> 00:48:04,972 I mean, I never in my life expected this to happen 884 00:48:05,723 --> 00:48:11,729 I was beginning to think it was impossible Which of us can break the Bennet curse? 885 00:48:12,730 --> 00:48:17,234 But what you did gives me a lot of hope Thank you 886 00:48:17,526 --> 00:48:20,821 -We were just trying to make things right - No, no, no 887 00:48:21,197 --> 00:48:22,573 I mean this 888 00:48:22,823 --> 00:48:26,494 You're not like the rest of the family You have a chance 889 00:48:27,286 --> 00:48:32,625 I imagine my father drunk on his rickety couch He watches the movie "Flash Gordon" or something similar 890 00:48:33,584 --> 00:48:37,546 But that won't be you You will do something with your life 891 00:48:38,172 --> 00:48:39,548 You will become an important person 892 00:48:40,633 --> 00:48:42,009 Thanks, Blair. 893 00:48:46,305 --> 00:48:50,768 Just promise me one thing No more drugs, okay? 894 00:48:51,352 --> 00:48:53,604 -No more drugs -No more drugs 895 00:48:57,566 --> 00:48:59,527 - Except for hashish - Except for hashish 896 00:49:01,404 --> 00:49:02,780 "(flash)" 897 00:49:04,949 --> 00:49:06,742 "Savior of the universe" 898 00:49:12,498 --> 00:49:13,874 "(flash)" 899 00:49:16,127 --> 00:49:17,962 "He will save every one of us" 900 00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,476 "(flash)" 901 00:49:35,312 --> 00:49:36,689 "It's a miracle" 902 00:49:42,111 --> 00:49:43,487 "(flash)" 903 00:49:45,656 --> 00:49:47,450 "King of the impossible" 904 00:49:50,077 --> 00:49:53,748 “It's for every one of us He defends every one of us.” 905 00:49:54,373 --> 00:49:58,294 “Every man will be saved by a strong hand "Every woman, every child with a great flash." 906 00:49:58,419 --> 00:49:59,879 "(flash)" 907 00:50:11,474 --> 00:50:12,850 "(flash)" 908 00:50:22,234 --> 00:50:23,611 "(flash)" 909 00:50:25,863 --> 00:50:27,740 "He will save every one of us" 910 00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:34,870 .RaYYaN...Drag and edit 911 00:50:34,897 --> 00:50:36,799 Translated by: Screens International - Beirut