1 00:00:27,674 --> 00:00:31,554 Dear passengers, boarding announcementis announced 2 00:00:31,635 --> 00:00:34,085 to the closed city of Krasnogorsk. 3 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:37,366 Groups before boarding hand over prohibited literature 4 00:00:37,447 --> 00:00:40,140 weapons, antiques and... 5 00:00:40,221 --> 00:00:42,257 Couldn't you dress up simpler? 6 00:00:42,338 --> 00:00:44,125 So we came as Muscovites. 7 00:00:44,206 --> 00:00:46,126 So you're a Muscovite, like a bullet from shit. 8 00:00:54,066 --> 00:00:56,639 Good morning. Chief of local cops 9 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,398 Major Sinyavsky Maxim Petrovich. 10 00:00:58,479 --> 00:01:00,718 - Captain Lyapin. - Senior group Galuzo. 11 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,429 - Let me have my purse. - Andrey Maratovich. 12 00:01:04,417 --> 00:01:05,899 Are you all? Shall we sit down? 13 00:01:05,980 --> 00:01:07,429 Now, let's wait for the boy. 14 00:01:10,825 --> 00:01:12,257 Your mother... 15 00:01:12,338 --> 00:01:14,178 He brought humanitarian aid. 16 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,109 - Everything you need. - Shoulder straps and medals? 17 00:01:18,218 --> 00:01:19,539 My name is Seryozha. 18 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:12,812 High secrecy operation. Therefore, all communications are strictly through us. 19 00:02:12,893 --> 00:02:15,101 And so, even though our town is closed, 20 00:02:15,182 --> 00:02:16,937 but quite comfortably. 21 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:19,382 And fishing, and a bathhouse, and nightingale trills. 22 00:02:19,463 --> 00:02:21,835 - Have you handed over your phones? - Still on departure. 23 00:02:22,681 --> 00:02:23,770 Comrade Major. 24 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:26,800 As the senior of the group, I would like inquire about the essence of the matter, 25 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,130 which we have to reveal in a short time. 26 00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:31,960 So, actually, to the point. Here our little man has disappeared. 27 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,340 Difficult person worked at a secret factory. 28 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,202 - What kind of plant? - Secret. 29 00:02:36,283 --> 00:02:39,398 Chemical. Engaged in the production of poisons: 30 00:02:39,479 --> 00:02:42,062 mustard gas, lewisite, phosgene and others. 31 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,476 And in Wikipedia it is written, that you produce cologne. 32 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,120 We know how, if we want, we can. 33 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,400 So here's the little man. This is the head of the laboratory. 34 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,560 Doctor of Science, Shevtsov Anatoly Mironovich. 35 00:02:52,641 --> 00:02:54,541 Disappeared under mysterious circumstances. 36 00:02:54,621 --> 00:02:55,945 Under what circumstances? 37 00:02:56,657 --> 00:02:58,239 It was - and it was gone. 38 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,882 Dissolved. Like in a barrel of acid. 39 00:03:03,537 --> 00:03:04,968 Are you really from the police? 40 00:03:06,673 --> 00:03:09,164 Muscovites, it’s clear why they don’t like you. 41 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:13,148 - Well, we’re actually not from Moscow... - And we are like that, yes. 42 00:03:13,229 --> 00:03:15,281 They don't like us, but they call us. 43 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,512 This means that we can do something, and if we wish, we can. Don't doubt it. 44 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,960 So, lately he's been doing development of poisons "Caramel" 45 00:03:23,041 --> 00:03:25,921 and "Ratatouille". The resulting substances were unsurpassed. 46 00:03:26,002 --> 00:03:27,851 Sort of like that. And suddenly he disappeared. 47 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,520 Maybe he ran across or maybe Western services were stolen. 48 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,039 Or maybe he got drunk and suffocated in the vomit. 49 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,742 - Lots of versions. - What do you think? 50 00:03:37,823 --> 00:03:40,703 But we are not allowed to think. That's why they sent you here. 51 00:03:54,816 --> 00:03:55,781 Wet! 52 00:03:56,438 --> 00:03:58,758 Why are you digging? Come quickly, they are waiting for us. 53 00:03:59,609 --> 00:04:00,649 They'll wait. 54 00:04:03,682 --> 00:04:04,694 Yes? 55 00:04:05,689 --> 00:04:06,729 Are you ready? 56 00:04:07,773 --> 00:04:09,664 A? Oh yes. 57 00:04:10,264 --> 00:04:12,014 Did something happen, Viktor Sergeevich? 58 00:04:12,489 --> 00:04:13,860 It happened, Andryusha. 59 00:04:14,489 --> 00:04:15,523 What's happened? 60 00:04:16,987 --> 00:04:18,187 I'm ashamed to say. 61 00:04:21,145 --> 00:04:22,937 I want to fuck. 62 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,845 Listen, I have it, like a moose before a fight. 63 00:04:28,926 --> 00:04:31,289 And as they said about the business trip, so he 64 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:33,062 Every day I didn’t go to bed at all. 65 00:04:33,143 --> 00:04:35,953 Well, the usual traveler syndrome. 66 00:04:36,034 --> 00:04:37,453 - Do you think so? - Well. 67 00:04:37,534 --> 00:04:38,578 Lord... 68 00:04:40,674 --> 00:04:41,983 Horrible, shameful. 69 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:43,703 Need to work 70 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,789 and I have only one thing in my head - 71 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,812 drink and fuck. What should I do? 72 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:50,930 Use masturbation. 73 00:04:53,338 --> 00:04:55,398 Officers don't fire empty shots. 74 00:05:03,461 --> 00:05:04,531 Well? 75 00:05:05,258 --> 00:05:06,378 Go straight to the factory? 76 00:05:09,227 --> 00:05:10,429 This is what I thought... 77 00:05:11,112 --> 00:05:12,406 The man is missing. 78 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,750 There's nothing you can do about it. 79 00:05:14,831 --> 00:05:16,078 And we have to live. 80 00:05:16,159 --> 00:05:18,570 Maybe we should go to the dacha first? 81 00:05:19,689 --> 00:05:21,890 Let's exchange experiences. 82 00:05:23,962 --> 00:05:25,984 - With women... - What? 83 00:05:27,779 --> 00:05:30,259 - Let's get acquainted. -Are you kidding? 84 00:05:31,403 --> 00:05:33,265 Vice versa. With all my heart. 85 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:39,234 And I agree. 86 00:05:40,017 --> 00:05:43,217 Well... Investigation is investigation, but... 87 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,296 Deny hospitality 88 00:05:47,377 --> 00:05:51,476 and cordiality to the receiving party - This is somehow not Christian. 89 00:05:51,557 --> 00:05:55,281 For this snobbery of us Muscovites, and they don't like it. 90 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,945 I think we need to split up. 91 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,106 My comrade major and I will go to the dacha, 92 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,880 so to speak, exchange experiences, 93 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,710 get into the situation. 94 00:06:07,791 --> 00:06:11,601 And you are under the guidance Andrey Maratovich - to the plant, 95 00:06:11,682 --> 00:06:14,054 and there is enough to take there. 96 00:06:14,135 --> 00:06:17,851 Gathering information, interviewing witnesses. Well, it's not for me to tell you. 97 00:06:19,444 --> 00:06:20,554 I believe. 98 00:06:21,857 --> 00:06:24,097 - Good luck awaits us. - Great. 99 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:25,952 - Please. - Yeah. 100 00:06:32,076 --> 00:06:33,036 Yes. 101 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,765 The car has been allocated to you. 102 00:06:35,846 --> 00:06:36,945 Full tank. 103 00:06:46,612 --> 00:06:47,820 Where is the factory? 104 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:51,010 Yes, here, along the way, there is one factory all around. 105 00:06:57,570 --> 00:06:59,312 - Good afternoon. - Kind. 106 00:06:59,393 --> 00:07:02,443 Let's bombard me with questions. I have a lot of urgent matters. 107 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,851 Excuse me, do you understand who we are and where we come from? 108 00:07:05,932 --> 00:07:09,772 Someone from the police. Let's somehow be more cheerful, We don’t waste time on greetings. 109 00:07:11,272 --> 00:07:12,789 Are you the first deputy director? 110 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:14,578 You are extremely informed. 111 00:07:14,659 --> 00:07:17,109 Irina Petrovna, right? Correct me if I'm wrong. 112 00:07:17,189 --> 00:07:20,389 You are initially wrong in choosing a profession. Let's get to the questions. 113 00:07:22,405 --> 00:07:23,445 Well... 114 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,340 I think you have some kind of prejudice relate to organs. 115 00:07:28,420 --> 00:07:31,520 With crystal clarity, My younger brother works in the police. 116 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,919 Dumbest person. Perhaps even scum. 117 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,804 They kicked me out from everywhere. He got used to the police. What should I conclude? 118 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,890 The head of your laboratory has disappeared, Shevtsov Victor... 119 00:07:43,971 --> 00:07:46,156 I will answer all these questions right away. Yes, it's gone. 120 00:07:46,237 --> 00:07:49,137 Yes, I saw it three days ago. Yes, I didn’t notice anything strange. 121 00:07:49,217 --> 00:07:50,959 Relations with employees are good. 122 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:54,945 If you really want to know mine opinion on this matter, then I will tell you, 123 00:07:55,026 --> 00:07:57,968 that you are people of the wrong caliber, to sort this situation out. 124 00:07:58,049 --> 00:08:00,750 There’s either everyday life here - then the local cops will sort it out, 125 00:08:00,831 --> 00:08:04,929 or Western intelligence agencies stole it. Then our intelligence agencies should worry. 126 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:06,703 Let's not do this to us. 127 00:08:06,784 --> 00:08:09,664 We are still people from Moscow, by special order. 128 00:08:09,744 --> 00:08:11,744 They didn’t find themselves in the trash heap, as you understand. 129 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:14,430 And how long have you been in Moscow? to be from Moscow? 130 00:08:15,624 --> 00:08:16,879 Let's get to the questions. 131 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:19,060 Or even so, I’ll give you an office now, 132 00:08:19,140 --> 00:08:21,015 list of employees, you interview everyone, 133 00:08:21,096 --> 00:08:23,746 take a lie detector test and I'll take care of business. 134 00:08:23,826 --> 00:08:25,384 Secret, of course. 135 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,609 How much poison do you have... 136 00:08:27,697 --> 00:08:30,562 Thank you. If you really want to help us, 137 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,993 give us names for toxic substances. 138 00:08:33,073 --> 00:08:35,818 And then Shevtsov suggested: “Death to spies,” 139 00:08:35,899 --> 00:08:38,148 "Judgment Day", "Reckoning". 140 00:08:38,229 --> 00:08:41,781 “Kulebyaka”, “Vatrushka”, “Afternoon Snack”. How do you like it? 141 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,640 And of you, young man, maybe something will work out. 142 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:51,609 Yes, gentlemen... 143 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,560 There comes another moment to “split.” 144 00:08:57,864 --> 00:08:59,703 - I'm a Kremlinbot. - Who? 145 00:08:59,784 --> 00:09:00,921 Kremlebot. 146 00:09:02,571 --> 00:09:03,611 Frankly. 147 00:09:04,441 --> 00:09:05,625 Do they pay a lot? 148 00:09:05,706 --> 00:09:06,906 I am by vocation. 149 00:09:07,471 --> 00:09:08,570 No money. 150 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,770 If I see liberal thought somewhere - 151 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,187 I'm going into battle right now! 152 00:09:12,268 --> 00:09:15,976 Until I prove my loyalty to the patriotic education and healthy eating. 153 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:19,242 -You don’t know? Are they happy with me there? No? - Where? 154 00:09:19,323 --> 00:09:21,671 Well, in the Kremlin. Well, it's closer to you. 155 00:09:21,752 --> 00:09:23,406 But I act on a whim. 156 00:09:25,687 --> 00:09:28,843 So, comrade, let's keep up the good work. Let's go. 157 00:09:29,632 --> 00:09:32,192 When was the last time you Did you think badly about your homeland? 158 00:09:32,273 --> 00:09:33,393 At graduation. 159 00:09:34,025 --> 00:09:35,145 And not for long. 160 00:09:36,171 --> 00:09:37,759 At dawn it was all over. 161 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,070 Did he say he wanted to flee abroad? 162 00:09:40,151 --> 00:09:41,507 He hated going abroad. 163 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:46,159 Despised. It was real Russian man. 164 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,919 Shevtsov, he didn’t like me. 165 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,554 Called him an asshole. It could have just been that way. 166 00:09:50,635 --> 00:09:53,195 Instead of "good morning" or “enjoy your steam.” 167 00:09:53,276 --> 00:09:55,390 Mostly they called from management. He... 168 00:09:56,289 --> 00:09:58,585 I told them to fuck off and moved on. 169 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:02,570 And it seems to me that it turns out the motive was to kill him 170 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,718 and bury it somewhere, on six acres. 171 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,875 - But you didn’t do this? - No. 172 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:12,843 I appreciated him as a chemist, like a great scientist. 173 00:10:12,924 --> 00:10:16,124 He didn't come home from work rest assured. 174 00:10:16,977 --> 00:10:18,799 He always calls me when he arrives. 175 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,726 Well, she says she didn’t clean up. 176 00:10:22,546 --> 00:10:23,843 He didn't make it home. 177 00:10:24,945 --> 00:10:27,093 Somewhere along the way from work he disappeared. 178 00:10:27,174 --> 00:10:29,421 Can you sit down and talk? 179 00:10:29,502 --> 00:10:31,902 Which one? What if he shows up? 180 00:10:32,536 --> 00:10:34,460 There will be a scandal: “It’s not cleaned up here.” 181 00:10:35,114 --> 00:10:37,273 Loves cleanliness. Like a cat's eggs. 182 00:10:38,456 --> 00:10:40,536 Did he... drink? 183 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,242 Necessarily. 184 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,400 But he knew how to drink. 185 00:10:45,369 --> 00:10:48,609 Sometimes he would get drunk and drunk. 186 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,046 He vomits and farts all night. 187 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,800 And in the morning he mixes something for himself and drinks. 188 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,280 How a newborn goes to work. 189 00:10:57,904 --> 00:11:02,632 - He also hums patriotic... - How is he with the opposite sex? 190 00:11:02,713 --> 00:11:04,781 He had one laboratory assistant. 191 00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:05,822 But… 192 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,080 She only needed his soul. 193 00:11:08,161 --> 00:11:09,468 And he wanted sex. 194 00:11:09,549 --> 00:11:10,757 I was disappointed. 195 00:11:12,249 --> 00:11:14,773 She then left for the region. 196 00:11:15,658 --> 00:11:17,398 I began to champion homeopathy. 197 00:11:22,634 --> 00:11:23,632 Slav? 198 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,762 What are you doing? 199 00:11:31,047 --> 00:11:32,742 As if I forgot something. 200 00:11:49,325 --> 00:11:50,765 Lyapin? 201 00:11:50,846 --> 00:11:53,906 - I thought you were in... - I solved the case at the airport. 202 00:11:53,987 --> 00:11:56,227 Awarded a day off that I want... 203 00:11:57,946 --> 00:11:59,765 dedicate to you. 204 00:12:00,841 --> 00:12:02,046 What is this? 205 00:12:02,127 --> 00:12:04,429 Today is the day when we met you. 206 00:12:05,086 --> 00:12:06,585 Do you remember... 207 00:12:07,377 --> 00:12:08,497 Of course. 208 00:12:10,066 --> 00:12:11,106 Lyapin... 209 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:25,692 Darling! 210 00:12:27,124 --> 00:12:28,395 Yes, come in. 211 00:12:29,947 --> 00:12:31,921 - Nasten, hello. - Andrey? 212 00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:34,497 Why are you so early? 213 00:12:34,578 --> 00:12:37,187 - You seem to be on a business trip. - But something like this. 214 00:12:37,268 --> 00:12:39,804 Remotely. Once or twice, the case was solved. 215 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,725 The case was solved at the airport. 216 00:12:41,806 --> 00:12:44,625 The soldier has a day off. Today we are going to a restaurant. 217 00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:46,079 Oh, someone died? 218 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,400 Nastya, I love you. 219 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,280 Eating in public places – this is absolutely normal. 220 00:12:51,129 --> 00:12:53,296 Andrey, you are so strange... 221 00:12:53,377 --> 00:12:55,000 And today we are going to the theater. 222 00:12:55,081 --> 00:12:56,656 Seats in the stalls. 223 00:12:57,865 --> 00:12:59,210 Is that you, Galuzo? 224 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,453 Get ready. We're leaving right now. 225 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,328 Well... I can't, I'm at work. 226 00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:08,137 I agreed with the director 227 00:13:08,218 --> 00:13:11,255 you are a valuable witness on one very important matter. 228 00:13:13,634 --> 00:13:14,754 Andrey, you... 229 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,720 Oh, I understand now why did I fall in love with you. 230 00:13:26,363 --> 00:13:27,828 Well, Andryusha? 231 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,515 Let's see how your wife is today will take revenge on you with android? 232 00:13:32,596 --> 00:13:35,546 Yes... The replacement went optimally. 233 00:13:35,627 --> 00:13:37,301 Yes, we are continuing to work. 234 00:14:11,289 --> 00:14:14,959 We managed to trace Shevtsov’s route from work to the store. 235 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:19,281 Then he left the store, where purchased food and… 236 00:14:19,362 --> 00:14:23,265 contraception. This is for experiments. He loved life hacks. 237 00:14:24,512 --> 00:14:26,445 The right person has disappeared. 238 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,079 Already realized. 239 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,750 We use the deductive method, and in general we don’t disdain thinking. 240 00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:34,046 - We rely on logic... -Where is Galuzo? 241 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:38,843 Viktor Sergeevich is now with the locals colleagues exchange experiences. 242 00:14:38,924 --> 00:14:40,281 Is it thumping somewhere? 243 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,507 Well, you also need to be able to live life. 244 00:14:45,588 --> 00:14:47,028 Well, let's do it ourselves. 245 00:14:47,109 --> 00:14:49,664 Alexander Evgenievich, one more question. 246 00:14:49,745 --> 00:14:51,953 -Can I check my email? - It's not allowed. 247 00:14:56,090 --> 00:15:00,093 Everything is fine in Moscow, Lyapin! Even mortgage holders have a place to unwind. 248 00:15:01,886 --> 00:15:04,586 Haven't you had anything to drink today? not even an ounce, I see. 249 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,062 Don't want. 250 00:15:06,143 --> 00:15:08,289 This causes bad breath. 251 00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:11,096 Oh, you're my little baby! 252 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,768 No, but what about the name? 253 00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:22,288 “The dog had an apartment.” Well? Well, what is it? 254 00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:24,319 Well, some kind of nonsense! 255 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,031 No, Vit, really... 256 00:15:26,112 --> 00:15:27,515 True, you're right. 257 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,440 The theater is not what it is now. 258 00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:33,078 - Some kind of farce and buffoonery. - Yes, shame and depravity. 259 00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:35,079 Next time we'll go to the Bolshoi. 260 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,867 Thank you. 261 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,119 But thank you very much anyway. It was a wonderful evening. 262 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,119 It's you that's amazing to me, 263 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,750 the priceless rainbow of my life. 264 00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:47,450 Snowdrop. 265 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:50,718 So nice... 266 00:16:57,239 --> 00:16:59,835 Some kind of bullshit. Vaudeville, farce. 267 00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:02,556 I didn't understand everything you said. But it's bullshit for sure. 268 00:17:04,411 --> 00:17:05,451 So! 269 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:10,210 I took it here for strengthening mental potential liter. 270 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:11,971 If necessary, I’ll still run away. 271 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,400 It's all strange. 272 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,937 The only normal one is This is the deputy director who was rude to us. 273 00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:21,658 - But she’s right – why are we here? - Well, why is this? 274 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,070 If the matter is secret, the FSB is here. 275 00:17:27,151 --> 00:17:29,593 If it’s just a crime, it’s local. Some kind of bullshit. 276 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,835 Andrey, I don’t understand, are we drinking or what? 277 00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:35,664 This Shevtsov has a dacha. 278 00:17:35,745 --> 00:17:37,345 The locals checked there - he was not there. 279 00:17:37,426 --> 00:17:38,520 Now let's check. 280 00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:40,947 You know what, guys? let's split up. 281 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,515 I'll drink, and you go check it out. 282 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,436 No, no, no, let's drink together. 283 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:48,851 The matter will wait until the morning. 284 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:57,750 Welcome! 285 00:18:04,776 --> 00:18:06,559 - Hello, come in. - Hello. 286 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,400 - I'll be a minute. - Yes. 287 00:18:08,481 --> 00:18:09,593 Hello. 288 00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:12,101 Honey, I'm off to work. 289 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,367 Why isn't mine in service? 290 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,796 In terms of? The guys all returned yesterday. 291 00:18:18,616 --> 00:18:21,816 And Mokry remained to fill out the documents. There are a lot of papers there. 292 00:18:22,906 --> 00:18:24,526 Yes, he has a woman, why are you lying? 293 00:18:25,922 --> 00:18:28,257 He drove off to his mother-in-law, gerontophile. 294 00:18:29,129 --> 00:18:31,849 And he swore. He promised to give me a tattoo on my tailbone: 295 00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:33,770 “Gentlemen, you are fucking a treasure.” 296 00:18:40,257 --> 00:18:41,398 Well, where is Mokry? 297 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,828 Let me clarify. Probably at work. 298 00:18:43,909 --> 00:18:45,029 Take care of yourself. 299 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,820 Girl, hello. 300 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,319 Can you please ask for a phone number? 301 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,257 I really need to call, but mine is dead. 302 00:19:01,338 --> 00:19:03,484 No, our phone doesn't work. 303 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:08,710 OK. 304 00:19:23,521 --> 00:19:26,480 Girl, excuse me, can I call? And then I have a phone... 305 00:19:26,561 --> 00:19:27,441 No. 306 00:19:35,857 --> 00:19:37,527 Can I have three coffees, please? 307 00:19:37,608 --> 00:19:38,816 Yes, sure. 308 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,480 What kind of tattoo do you have? 309 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:49,927 "Vanechka." 310 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,332 Is this your boyfriend? 311 00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:53,613 Yes. 312 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:58,160 You're so in love with him that they got a tattoo with his name? 313 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,379 Exactly. And he is with mine. 314 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,170 "Sigita". 315 00:20:04,273 --> 00:20:06,273 Cool. This... This is romantic. 316 00:20:07,777 --> 00:20:10,902 Excuse me please can I ask you to call? 317 00:20:12,769 --> 00:20:14,511 If necessary, I will pay. 318 00:20:16,427 --> 00:20:18,427 Would you rather buy some donuts from me? 319 00:20:19,232 --> 00:20:20,715 They are, however, yesterday's. 320 00:20:21,504 --> 00:20:23,668 Then four yesterday's donuts. 321 00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:27,039 Thank you. 322 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,240 Hello kitten. 323 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,074 Rise! 324 00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:32,230 Rise! 325 00:20:32,311 --> 00:20:35,238 All this is a lie and a provocation! 326 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,949 Are you drunk? 327 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,980 No, what about you? 328 00:20:40,061 --> 00:20:41,101 No. 329 00:20:44,528 --> 00:20:46,386 What happened, Viktor Sergeevich? 330 00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:47,535 What's happened? 331 00:20:48,095 --> 00:20:50,815 I'll tell you now what happened. 332 00:20:51,705 --> 00:20:54,496 We arrived at this dacha, Sinyavsky. 333 00:20:54,577 --> 00:20:58,215 Well, they immediately started using it. So we went smoothly, 334 00:20:58,296 --> 00:21:00,410 like on a march, step in step. 335 00:21:00,491 --> 00:21:02,183 I was just warming up. 336 00:21:02,264 --> 00:21:04,777 And then I see he’s already... 337 00:21:04,858 --> 00:21:07,607 on the second liter I swam like that. 338 00:21:07,688 --> 00:21:09,435 And told me 339 00:21:09,516 --> 00:21:14,480 that it turns out There is no kidnapping and there never was! 340 00:21:14,561 --> 00:21:17,848 Our professor is resting in Evpatoria with his assistant. 341 00:21:17,929 --> 00:21:19,496 And all this is empty! 342 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,359 Fake legend from Moscow 343 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,933 in order for us stay here for a week! 344 00:21:27,641 --> 00:21:29,721 This is such an asshole. 345 00:21:30,473 --> 00:21:31,465 For what? 346 00:21:32,129 --> 00:21:33,638 How do I know? 347 00:21:33,719 --> 00:21:37,590 He himself doesn’t know, this Sinyavsky. He just, well, took a liking to me. 348 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,457 Like out of respect, like an officer to an officer. 349 00:21:40,538 --> 00:21:44,074 And he chatted. Now you understand, Pozharsky, 350 00:21:44,155 --> 00:21:47,769 why is it useful to drive for corporate meetings and... 351 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,011 talk? 352 00:21:51,465 --> 00:21:52,715 We're screwed, colleagues. 353 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,550 Tell me. 354 00:21:54,631 --> 00:21:56,102 Yes, I miss you. 355 00:21:56,183 --> 00:22:01,040 And I can’t remain silent, in general, I thought, that we need to get tattoos. 356 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,660 Wet, I'm a prostitute, but not a fool. 357 00:22:03,741 --> 00:22:05,891 If someone appeared so tell me directly. 358 00:22:05,971 --> 00:22:07,458 What are you saying, huh? 359 00:22:07,539 --> 00:22:10,910 - Goddess, what are you doing? - Stop calling me Goddess! 360 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,263 I'll tell you what, falcons... 361 00:22:38,795 --> 00:22:40,028 We need to get out. 362 00:22:40,888 --> 00:22:42,387 And as quickly as possible. 363 00:22:42,468 --> 00:22:43,530 How? 364 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,051 If they plan to replace us... 365 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:47,172 We are being watched. 366 00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:56,083 Hello. 367 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,290 Young woman. 368 00:22:59,418 --> 00:23:03,559 - Our special group now needs to carry out... - Briefing. 369 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,598 Yes, briefing. 370 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,760 And, so to speak, to consult and work out... 371 00:23:09,841 --> 00:23:10,719 Concept. 372 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,794 Ko... I know! 373 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:15,434 Concept. So please. 374 00:23:15,515 --> 00:23:18,879 For various trifles, there is room cleaning and so on, don't bother us. 375 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,301 If you need anything, we will contact you. 376 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,044 Let's go. 377 00:23:31,539 --> 00:23:32,747 Maxim Petrovich? 378 00:23:33,504 --> 00:23:36,450 Moscow colleagues for two days will not appear in the city. 379 00:23:36,531 --> 00:23:38,340 Two volumes were brought into the room. 380 00:23:39,137 --> 00:23:40,497 I will report. 381 00:23:51,177 --> 00:23:53,676 I need to get drunk. Maybe get drunk. 382 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,067 It's you? 383 00:24:14,185 --> 00:24:15,885 Somehow I jumped in quickly. 384 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:17,978 I didn’t expect it from myself. 385 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,560 And I... I’ve been sitting since the evening, something doesn’t bother me. 386 00:24:27,698 --> 00:24:28,660 Anh. 387 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:32,378 You think I don't know that I'm a bitch? 388 00:24:33,769 --> 00:24:36,249 But I also deserve happiness. 389 00:24:37,163 --> 00:24:40,520 I could kill this Nastya in a week. 390 00:24:41,385 --> 00:24:43,208 But there's a problem with you. 391 00:24:43,289 --> 00:24:44,575 He loves you. 392 00:24:45,423 --> 00:24:47,372 I'm not your rival, believe me. 393 00:24:48,410 --> 00:24:50,059 Don't flood me. 394 00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,130 I saw the way he looks at you. 395 00:24:54,155 --> 00:24:55,536 We have no future. 396 00:24:56,554 --> 00:24:57,754 I'm an android. 397 00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:03,539 How is that? 398 00:25:08,113 --> 00:25:09,239 Come on, I’ll show you. 399 00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:11,309 Let's go, let's go. 400 00:25:16,675 --> 00:25:18,864 What... is happening? 401 00:25:19,777 --> 00:25:21,825 Is the device out of control? 402 00:25:21,906 --> 00:25:24,317 I have to report to my superiors. 403 00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:26,311 I require disposal. 404 00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:30,442 Please don't. I beg you very much Kristina Anatolyevna. Give me one chance. 405 00:25:30,522 --> 00:25:31,903 Give me one last chance. 406 00:25:31,984 --> 00:25:34,497 The very last one. 407 00:25:37,344 --> 00:25:39,184 Where are you taking me? 408 00:25:42,372 --> 00:25:43,412 AND? 409 00:25:48,177 --> 00:25:49,794 I found something to surprise you with. 410 00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:51,059 I have more. 411 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,317 Why pour on the floor? 412 00:26:33,398 --> 00:26:36,606 Eh, new guy... You haven't been on business trips. 413 00:26:36,687 --> 00:26:41,286 You don't know what it is when vodka flows like a river, and this is not a metaphor. 414 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:44,278 And now, finally, come here, complete vandalism. 415 00:26:54,337 --> 00:26:56,864 So I'm not your rival. 416 00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:18,577 My respects, ladies. 417 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,575 And I'm drinking. 418 00:27:20,656 --> 00:27:24,544 From unhappy, unrequited love. Just like a person. 419 00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:27,637 Who is this? 420 00:27:27,718 --> 00:27:28,946 Genius. 421 00:27:29,027 --> 00:27:30,489 Evil genius. 422 00:27:30,570 --> 00:27:31,942 My creator. 423 00:27:32,023 --> 00:27:33,963 What is this, did you make it? 424 00:27:34,793 --> 00:27:36,887 Who are you grieving for, ladies? 425 00:27:37,746 --> 00:27:39,426 Pathetic stupid cop? 426 00:27:39,507 --> 00:27:40,887 The regime's watchdog? 427 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,399 I would love to love you so much, Nazimov. 428 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,137 We would be so happy! 429 00:27:49,218 --> 00:27:52,799 But you are a nerd, a coward, an onanist, a scoundrel... 430 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,240 Stop, that's enough. 431 00:27:55,042 --> 00:27:59,169 But only you can help me. Please... 432 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:00,223 How? 433 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,200 I want to be like all androids. 434 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,958 Apparently, my bugs that humanize me, 435 00:28:06,039 --> 00:28:10,934 they eat like a cancerous tumor my perfect android consciousness. 436 00:28:11,015 --> 00:28:13,895 And all these programs, firmware, they don't solve anything. 437 00:28:13,976 --> 00:28:15,153 That's it, it's time for us to go. 438 00:28:15,234 --> 00:28:17,714 Oh, that’s it... Anyut, come on, bye. 439 00:28:18,768 --> 00:28:20,208 And you will come with us. 440 00:28:21,010 --> 00:28:23,090 Now you know the secret. 441 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,731 They will decide what to do with you now. 442 00:28:28,401 --> 00:28:31,176 Good morning, dear radio listeners. 443 00:28:31,257 --> 00:28:33,317 On air at Serpukhov FM. 444 00:28:33,398 --> 00:28:35,478 And now about the weather. At 12 o'clock... 445 00:28:35,559 --> 00:28:38,520 That's it... That's it, thank you, kisses. 446 00:28:38,601 --> 00:28:39,739 Seryozh... 447 00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:41,980 Excuse me that I called you a p...bol. 448 00:28:42,061 --> 00:28:44,723 I’m still a prostitute, not a science fiction writer. 449 00:28:45,666 --> 00:28:47,630 Nothing. Okay, I understand. 450 00:28:47,711 --> 00:28:48,831 And a degenerate. 451 00:28:49,736 --> 00:28:52,098 - Fine. - And Goebbels’ scrotum... 452 00:28:52,179 --> 00:28:55,599 Vasilis, please stop I've already started to feel offended again. 453 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,606 I love you, cat. We'll make tattoos. 454 00:28:58,687 --> 00:28:59,887 Let's do it, kiss me. 455 00:29:01,057 --> 00:29:04,301 Guys, they're all going together to a country house. 456 00:29:04,382 --> 00:29:06,911 - They rented a house and are leaving. - Who? 457 00:29:06,992 --> 00:29:09,473 Well... androids with your wives. 458 00:29:09,554 --> 00:29:12,544 - At the barbecue. - Do you have an address for the house? 459 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:15,025 Now, she said, she’ll send it by SMS. 460 00:29:15,807 --> 00:29:17,090 Bitches... 461 00:29:18,082 --> 00:29:19,602 Well, have you decided yet? 462 00:29:24,624 --> 00:29:26,384 The bosses don't mind. 463 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,130 Since you are culling yourself. 464 00:29:31,264 --> 00:29:32,825 It hurts to be human. 465 00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:42,048 Are you really a genius? 466 00:29:42,762 --> 00:29:44,770 Woman, don't interfere, please. 467 00:29:46,331 --> 00:29:47,771 They'll come for you soon. 468 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,934 But it seems to me that the future does not belong to the cops... 469 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,145 but for science. 470 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,153 Glad to hear. 471 00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:00,370 How are you? Everything is fine? 472 00:30:12,253 --> 00:30:14,231 Well, what kind of men did we have, huh? 473 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,708 Not a drop in my mouth not a centimeter where it should be. 474 00:30:16,789 --> 00:30:20,575 Yes, luxury. It's true, I don't know something What did we do to deserve this, huh? 475 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,942 In general, you know This is all very suspicious. 476 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:26,048 Andrey behaves so well, 477 00:30:26,129 --> 00:30:28,356 only when it messes up really bad. 478 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,137 Here's a surprise! 479 00:30:31,218 --> 00:30:34,536 Dear ladies, secret cocktail, 480 00:30:34,617 --> 00:30:36,137 "Waist of Venus"! 481 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,137 The recipe is kept secret for 200 years already. 482 00:30:40,218 --> 00:30:42,176 - Amazing. - My God! 483 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:48,301 Here's to you, charming women... 484 00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:51,825 Look how you've gotten used to it, you bastards. 485 00:30:55,177 --> 00:30:56,137 Hand! 486 00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,067 -Have you seen it? Hand... - Creatures. 487 00:31:00,148 --> 00:31:02,228 And we can move on to the fireplace. 488 00:31:02,309 --> 00:31:04,208 - Let's go. - Brothers... 489 00:31:10,601 --> 00:31:13,721 - Fuck... - Well, in general... 490 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:18,887 Well, okay, yours, but mine then... is a fool! 491 00:31:18,968 --> 00:31:22,801 With her bitch scent How can she not see that it’s not me? 492 00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:27,145 Yes, I haven’t kissed her at all for a hundred years. And here is the hand, do you hear it, right? 493 00:31:27,226 --> 00:31:29,215 I never kiss mine either. 494 00:31:29,296 --> 00:31:30,496 What? I'm a schoolboy, right? 495 00:31:35,078 --> 00:31:36,184 No, well... 496 00:31:36,264 --> 00:31:39,264 It happens to me sometimes, well, there in case of emergency. 497 00:31:39,344 --> 00:31:41,844 In a fit of passion or the occasion is appropriate. 498 00:31:41,924 --> 00:31:44,424 But so, out of fright, I never allow myself! 499 00:31:44,504 --> 00:31:45,764 And I love kissing. 500 00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:47,715 You're still a teenager. 501 00:31:48,372 --> 00:31:50,895 In short, we need to stop these androids, 502 00:31:50,976 --> 00:31:54,911 otherwise they’ll make such a mess here now, Our women won’t be able to live with us later! 503 00:31:54,992 --> 00:31:56,631 Yes? And you haven't forgotten 504 00:31:56,711 --> 00:31:58,961 that it's private State property? 505 00:31:59,041 --> 00:32:02,036 Each unit costs 11 euro lemons. 506 00:32:02,117 --> 00:32:07,255 That's how easy it is to cheat 30 lyams of the people's euro? 507 00:32:07,336 --> 00:32:08,536 So, what should we do? 508 00:32:13,834 --> 00:32:16,000 - Yes? - Alexander Evgenievich. 509 00:32:16,081 --> 00:32:19,414 There's something we don't understand what kind of crap is going on. 510 00:32:19,495 --> 00:32:22,601 - Androids with our women... - Where are you, Galuzo? 511 00:32:22,682 --> 00:32:24,187 What difference does it make where? 512 00:32:24,268 --> 00:32:27,953 Recall these androids and we’ll deal with the women ourselves. 513 00:32:28,034 --> 00:32:30,079 So no one will notice the dirty trick. 514 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,600 Listen to me carefully. 515 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:37,125 Now you urgently come to me for further instructions. 516 00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:38,578 What instructions? 517 00:32:38,659 --> 00:32:44,070 The Motherland needs your women. So, you will be patient or sit down! 518 00:32:44,151 --> 00:32:45,271 More explanations?! 519 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,653 Come to me! The whole crowd 520 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,800 Yes. The whole crowd. 521 00:32:56,562 --> 00:32:58,562 Such humiliation... 522 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,960 I don't remember... 523 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,519 Therefore Lyapin is right. 524 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,328 Androids need to end. 525 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,046 Finish. 526 00:33:09,127 --> 00:33:12,687 They're smart, of course... "Cut it out." How to cum? 527 00:33:12,768 --> 00:33:14,288 Shall we shoot from the service report? 528 00:33:14,368 --> 00:33:16,418 We hit Anya with an RPG - she remained alive. 529 00:33:16,499 --> 00:33:17,332 Well then... 530 00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:18,612 What should I do, huh? 531 00:33:20,305 --> 00:33:21,367 Call a friend. 532 00:33:27,168 --> 00:33:29,312 The subscriber is temporarily unavailable. 533 00:33:29,393 --> 00:33:30,673 Call back later. 534 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,132 The subscriber is not available now, please… 535 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,600 Out of reach of a citizen. 536 00:33:38,296 --> 00:33:39,781 Wet, you better leave. 537 00:33:40,856 --> 00:33:42,696 Yes, son, go home. 538 00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:45,078 What are you doing? 539 00:33:45,159 --> 00:33:47,279 - I'm with you. - Guys! 540 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:51,210 I don’t understand, what are we? Will we wait or Maybe we’ll go for the assault after all, huh? 541 00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:52,970 The 21st century is just around the corner. 542 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,360 Can you do it without hints? 543 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,400 It’s not for nothing that I went to the amateur radio club. Let's think of something. 544 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,360 Who wants some tea? Please. 545 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:09,120 - Do you want me to read poetry to you? - Yes. 546 00:34:10,193 --> 00:34:11,473 Please read it. 547 00:34:12,382 --> 00:34:14,239 What, do you write poetry? 548 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,218 - Yes. - Please, please. 549 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,160 About love. 550 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,840 I don't want to confess my love to you! 551 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,159 Perhaps I will stop loving you tomorrow. 552 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:30,080 Perhaps tomorrow I will die completely! 553 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,054 Perhaps you shouldn’t admit it! 554 00:34:47,137 --> 00:34:49,390 Wet, on our signal turn this on. 555 00:34:49,471 --> 00:34:53,531 And you turn to the maximum. Viktor Sergeevich, don’t lean your elbows. 556 00:34:53,612 --> 00:34:56,921 This is an electronic suppression complex from shit and sticks. 557 00:34:57,002 --> 00:35:01,148 Well, androids have to either pass out completely, or feel unwell. 558 00:35:06,099 --> 00:35:07,242 It was at this moment 559 00:35:07,323 --> 00:35:11,121 we should try to shoot it at the weak point under the chin. 560 00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:17,312 In any case, we have two minutes for an uprising, so we are working quickly. 561 00:35:17,393 --> 00:35:18,406 Here you go. 562 00:35:25,586 --> 00:35:26,984 - I'm here now. - Yeah. 563 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:36,967 I don't know if we'll meet again I decided to call you. 564 00:35:38,216 --> 00:35:39,656 We have problems here. 565 00:35:41,570 --> 00:35:45,490 Anna Nikolaevna, you are not around, and only now I understand 566 00:35:45,571 --> 00:35:47,331 how much I miss you. 567 00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:52,719 Anya, you are the best thing in my life. 568 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,920 Sorry for everything and... if you can, help us. 569 00:36:26,913 --> 00:36:30,534 Anya, you are the best thing in my life. 570 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,320 Sorry for everything. If you can, help. 571 00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:18,060 And where did she run? 572 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,559 I have no one to fight with because of you! 573 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,359 I only fight fiercely with myself. 574 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:30,816 I don't really want to know your thoughts about me. 575 00:37:30,897 --> 00:37:34,745 Perhaps I don’t love you at all! 576 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,769 - Yes? - Wet. 577 00:37:38,850 --> 00:37:40,690 - Let's. - Accepted. 578 00:37:46,024 --> 00:37:52,504 Then why am I telling you all this? 579 00:37:54,579 --> 00:37:56,259 Viktor Sergeevich, you are a talent! 580 00:37:57,457 --> 00:37:59,010 This is something amazing! 581 00:38:11,676 --> 00:38:14,393 God! What's wrong with you? 582 00:38:16,378 --> 00:38:17,544 What's the matter? 583 00:38:17,625 --> 00:38:19,794 - Press there. - I don’t know... 584 00:38:20,794 --> 00:38:22,403 Andrey! 585 00:38:22,484 --> 00:38:25,106 Girls! Girls, what's going on? 586 00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:27,377 Darling, can you hear me? 587 00:38:31,051 --> 00:38:33,364 Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! 588 00:38:34,394 --> 00:38:35,497 These are androids. 589 00:38:35,578 --> 00:38:38,538 - Who? - Androids. Electrical. 590 00:38:40,161 --> 00:38:41,439 Guys, let's take them down! 591 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,262 No! 592 00:38:43,343 --> 00:38:45,504 - No way! - Only over my corpse! 593 00:38:45,585 --> 00:38:48,399 Stand! Stand! Stop, I said! 594 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,512 So, why should we believe you? 595 00:38:50,593 --> 00:38:52,743 That is, you are nothing You didn’t notice anything strange, right? 596 00:38:52,823 --> 00:38:54,450 - Nothing, understand? - Nastya! 597 00:38:54,531 --> 00:38:57,391 I immediately thought something was wrong but I thought it was you! 598 00:38:57,472 --> 00:38:59,481 - I liked everything! - Zhenya? 599 00:38:59,562 --> 00:39:01,090 You are not my Lyapin! 600 00:39:02,451 --> 00:39:03,901 Come on, quickly get out of here. 601 00:39:03,981 --> 00:39:06,281 Otherwise I'll call you now real cops! Got it? 602 00:39:06,361 --> 00:39:08,020 Okay, now it’s quiet! 603 00:39:08,101 --> 00:39:11,567 Do you want to make sure it's me? Look here, you blind fool! 604 00:39:11,648 --> 00:39:13,728 Do you see the scar? I opened the bottle 605 00:39:13,809 --> 00:39:17,359 I cut my finger. You yourself I bandaged it a week ago! 606 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,159 It's me, Galuzo's man! 607 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:23,379 - And these are your men! - He also has such a scar! 608 00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:28,004 This is the fifth time I’ve told you, you’re a complete fool! 609 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,559 Stupid! 610 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,800 Finished! 611 00:39:32,881 --> 00:39:34,021 Now I believe it. 612 00:39:35,313 --> 00:39:36,753 Sorry, Vit, I misspoke. 613 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,731 Girls, these are ours. 614 00:39:43,761 --> 00:39:45,356 Oh, damn! Oh! 615 00:39:55,013 --> 00:39:56,098 Here you go. 616 00:39:59,714 --> 00:40:02,004 - I myself! - Now, now! 617 00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:06,768 That's it, stop! Put it out! 618 00:40:17,544 --> 00:40:19,020 Now, now! 619 00:40:19,101 --> 00:40:20,141 Now! 620 00:40:20,222 --> 00:40:21,455 Hold the doors! 621 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:26,622 Calm down! Android can't harm a person! 622 00:40:26,703 --> 00:40:27,926 Lord, what are you doing? 623 00:40:28,536 --> 00:40:29,700 So, what's going on? 624 00:40:29,781 --> 00:40:30,880 I'm calling the general. 625 00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:33,361 Please don't let's do something now... 626 00:40:37,585 --> 00:40:39,505 Let him kill him, order him. 627 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,822 Android cannot harm a person! 628 00:40:43,903 --> 00:40:46,481 Maybe. Maybe. You are its creator. 629 00:40:46,562 --> 00:40:48,962 You can order him anything. 630 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,379 We must destroy them we hate them, these idiots! 631 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,840 Well? Who has balls of steel here? 632 00:40:59,921 --> 00:41:01,794 Well, prove it to me! 633 00:41:01,875 --> 00:41:02,919 You are a genius. 634 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,120 And I'm a whore. 635 00:41:05,818 --> 00:41:08,528 Geniuses destroy cops, right? 636 00:41:08,609 --> 00:41:10,489 Come on, honey, come on! 637 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,372 Well... 638 00:41:12,453 --> 00:41:13,669 That's it! 639 00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:16,150 You are no longer subject to the first law. 640 00:41:16,231 --> 00:41:18,528 You only have one order. 641 00:41:18,609 --> 00:41:20,449 Destroy them all! 642 00:41:25,856 --> 00:41:28,715 Everyone keep calm. You must be destroyed. 643 00:41:28,796 --> 00:41:30,317 I'll do it quickly. 644 00:41:30,398 --> 00:41:31,801 Run! 645 00:41:31,882 --> 00:41:33,187 Run! 646 00:41:33,268 --> 00:41:34,606 Let's leave! 647 00:41:34,687 --> 00:41:35,752 Let's leave! 648 00:41:38,845 --> 00:41:40,278 Where to go! 649 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,637 Evil genius! My evil genius! 650 00:41:53,718 --> 00:41:55,208 I dreamed! 651 00:41:58,249 --> 00:42:00,280 And I also had sex with your Nastya. 652 00:42:00,361 --> 00:42:02,311 It's a funny feeling sleeping with a woman, right? 653 00:42:03,826 --> 00:42:04,786 Bitch! 654 00:42:06,006 --> 00:42:07,839 - Andrey! - Andrey! 655 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,309 - Andrey, be careful! - Andrey! 656 00:42:11,390 --> 00:42:12,973 - Here! - Andrey! 657 00:42:13,054 --> 00:42:15,304 - Close the door! - Come on, come on, come on, quickly! 658 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,379 Who's there? 659 00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:24,965 Open the door, you will die painlessly. 660 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,700 Zero! 661 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,575 Let's! 662 00:42:35,481 --> 00:42:36,715 Here! 663 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:38,960 Here! 664 00:43:00,154 --> 00:43:01,754 Andrey Maratovich. 665 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,004 And you are a prankster. 666 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,223 You are no longer in charge of us. 667 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,825 And I didn’t come to command you. 668 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,333 I came to smear you on the wall. 669 00:43:19,689 --> 00:43:22,278 - Will he knock her down? - Must. 670 00:43:22,359 --> 00:43:24,044 Men are stronger than women. 671 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,208 Yes! 672 00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:11,036 Anya? 673 00:44:39,839 --> 00:44:41,033 Eh! 674 00:44:41,114 --> 00:44:42,639 Enough! Come with me now! 675 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,050 Fist fight! 676 00:44:47,545 --> 00:44:48,738 Come on! 677 00:44:48,819 --> 00:44:51,027 I can now harm a person. 678 00:44:51,108 --> 00:44:52,560 Well, of course, you're a cop. 679 00:44:52,641 --> 00:44:55,189 You are obligated to hurt people. Let's! Come here! 680 00:44:55,968 --> 00:44:57,035 Provocation. 681 00:44:57,808 --> 00:45:00,105 Should be detained and destroyed. 682 00:45:05,297 --> 00:45:07,745 Damn you, android Maratovich. 683 00:45:15,113 --> 00:45:16,873 Can someone remove scrap metal? 684 00:45:18,809 --> 00:45:21,558 Oh, now... Infection! 685 00:45:27,721 --> 00:45:29,081 We won't kiss. 686 00:45:30,858 --> 00:45:32,218 Well, yes, this is unnecessary. 687 00:45:56,449 --> 00:45:59,889 Forgive us, boys. We didn’t know that everything was like this... 688 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:04,920 What is there, excuse me, excuse me? Women are women. Fools and fools. 689 00:46:05,001 --> 00:46:08,613 Any of us is an android woman I would feel it right away. 690 00:46:12,329 --> 00:46:14,009 This is what I understand, makeup... 691 00:46:14,784 --> 00:46:16,864 28 minutes and everything will heal. 692 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,880 Wet, on. 693 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,280 Well, let's relieve the stress already. And let's think about what to do. 694 00:46:33,145 --> 00:46:34,185 Yes... 695 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:41,440 This is a very serious question, how we will be. 696 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,120 They must be destroyed. 697 00:46:45,768 --> 00:46:47,288 Yes, that's understandable. 698 00:46:47,369 --> 00:46:48,329 Everyone. 699 00:46:49,168 --> 00:46:50,574 Well, why everyone? 700 00:46:50,655 --> 00:46:54,433 We don't want to live in a world where robots will rule, right? 701 00:46:54,514 --> 00:46:56,800 - We will be captured by cars! - They will enslave. 702 00:46:56,881 --> 00:46:58,660 The Constitution will be rewritten. 703 00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:13,410 Believe me, nothing like that will happen. 704 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,720 The main mistake of your ideas about artificial intelligence – 705 00:47:18,801 --> 00:47:21,699 it is that a person measures it by himself. 706 00:47:22,394 --> 00:47:25,894 Why artificial intelligence? take over the world? He has no desires. 707 00:47:25,975 --> 00:47:27,815 He doesn't enjoy it 708 00:47:27,896 --> 00:47:32,239 there is no fear of death. This is a man always wants to dominate. 709 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,581 Showing your dominance like the biggest monkey. 710 00:47:35,662 --> 00:47:39,160 But machines have no desires, no fear. We don't value ourselves. 711 00:47:39,241 --> 00:47:40,581 And we are not afraid of death. 712 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,080 It is the person who gives us these qualities. 713 00:47:45,042 --> 00:47:48,113 And we, roughly speaking, are harsh algorithms. 714 00:47:48,194 --> 00:47:50,194 Well, we kind of don’t give a damn. 715 00:47:50,735 --> 00:47:53,535 And if robots ever take over the world - 716 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:57,600 be sure to follow them there will be a man standing. 717 00:48:01,282 --> 00:48:02,347 Reasonable. 718 00:48:03,872 --> 00:48:05,449 You are so beautiful... 719 00:48:12,856 --> 00:48:14,856 And I'm glad you're staying. 720 00:48:16,673 --> 00:48:19,313 Will you be the godmother of our unborn child? 721 00:48:22,546 --> 00:48:23,714 Godmother? 722 00:48:24,577 --> 00:48:25,617 Mom? 723 00:48:27,073 --> 00:48:28,273 It's an honor. 724 00:48:30,401 --> 00:48:32,481 What are we going to do with all these? 725 00:48:32,562 --> 00:48:33,636 Yes. 726 00:48:33,717 --> 00:48:37,027 With these? So what should we do with them? See where nearby 727 00:48:37,108 --> 00:48:42,399 steel plant. Get them all out there en masse, into fiery Gehenna. 728 00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,511 Right. Melt them down so as not to be restored. 729 00:48:46,353 --> 00:48:48,193 I don't believe in television anymore. 730 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,097 God, I can't look at this... 731 00:49:30,818 --> 00:49:34,368 Are you just going to sit like this? and watch your children melt? 732 00:49:34,448 --> 00:49:38,959 They destroyed them. They're the ones who got me forced to make this Achilles heel! 733 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,040 - You can do anything, do you hear? - Yes. 734 00:49:41,121 --> 00:49:44,519 You just need a muse. Try. Well try it. Let's. 735 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,316 - Let's! - Now. Wait. 736 00:49:47,808 --> 00:49:49,253 Oops. 737 00:49:49,334 --> 00:49:52,269 But here you can resurrect it a little. 738 00:49:59,980 --> 00:50:01,292 Don't look! 739 00:50:08,566 --> 00:50:10,159 You will be eliminated. 740 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,480 He will kill us all. Oh mommies... 741 00:50:12,561 --> 00:50:14,239 - God, Lyapin... - We're finished... 742 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:15,894 That's it, we're done. 743 00:50:48,306 --> 00:50:49,906 Pozharsky, press! 744 00:50:57,026 --> 00:50:58,174 Let's! 745 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,880 Well, please press! 746 00:51:55,009 --> 00:51:56,689 Secret factory discovered 747 00:51:56,770 --> 00:52:00,705 which produced thousands humanoid androids, 748 00:52:00,786 --> 00:52:03,759 which in the future were to replace the citizens of the country. 749 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,759 But the plot was discovered in time provincial policemen. 750 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:12,240 It must be admitted that the conspirators almost failed 751 00:52:12,928 --> 00:52:17,488 replace a human with an android, but we, as they say, are on our guard. 752 00:52:18,199 --> 00:52:22,049 No wonder we eat our own bread and spread it with butter. 753 00:52:22,130 --> 00:52:26,210 And when recycling androids there are ordinary people 754 00:52:26,291 --> 00:52:30,908 so everyone can be sure in man's final victory 755 00:52:30,989 --> 00:52:33,783 over humanoid robots! 756 00:52:36,950 --> 00:52:40,127 And an article has already been added to the Constitution, 757 00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:43,328 that man is the only one 758 00:52:44,032 --> 00:52:46,912 legal resident of the Russian Federation. 759 00:52:47,857 --> 00:52:50,033 The future has come to an end. 760 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,517 I mean it in a good way. 761 00:52:53,598 --> 00:52:54,775 Will you cut the end? 762 00:53:12,329 --> 00:53:14,649 Well, if you didn’t live richly, don’t even start. 763 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,312 Yes... 764 00:53:19,393 --> 00:53:20,718 It shook us... 765 00:53:22,484 --> 00:53:25,398 I'm going to Tanya's house, to the children. 766 00:53:34,811 --> 00:53:37,179 Come on, brothers, why grieve? 767 00:53:37,260 --> 00:53:40,421 The androids were defeated. Received awards. 768 00:53:41,153 --> 00:53:44,500 To save humanity we need to be fruitful ourselves. Be fruitful! 769 00:53:45,632 --> 00:53:47,328 Well, we can do that. 770 00:53:47,409 --> 00:53:49,445 Lyapin and I promised two to our homeland. 771 00:53:51,297 --> 00:53:54,171 And Andryusha and I will try harder than before. 772 00:53:54,252 --> 00:53:55,398 Yes, Andrey? 773 00:53:56,521 --> 00:53:58,041 Wet, why are you silent? 774 00:53:58,657 --> 00:54:00,859 Why am I? I'm ready to breed. 775 00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:02,319 Only with whom? 776 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,289 Wait, how is it, you won’t go? 777 00:54:04,370 --> 00:54:07,047 We love each other and should be together. 778 00:54:07,128 --> 00:54:08,968 Seryozha, I never loved you. 779 00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,101 I used you. 780 00:54:12,918 --> 00:54:15,318 You did all this especially for me you're talking now, right? 781 00:54:15,398 --> 00:54:17,280 So that I can get rid of it? 782 00:54:17,361 --> 00:54:19,848 Yes, I just needed my cop! Understood? 783 00:54:21,266 --> 00:54:23,106 Then there will be someone else. 784 00:54:25,232 --> 00:54:26,273 Not true. 785 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:27,919 Hey... 786 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,240 - Vasilisa... - Get away from me! 787 00:54:40,376 --> 00:54:41,576 I'll write to you again. 788 00:54:47,929 --> 00:54:49,609 Andrey, turn on the music. 789 00:55:31,297 --> 00:55:32,471 Sorry. 790 00:55:33,468 --> 00:55:36,468 Tell me honestly, Major, Are you going to fuck us all here? 791 00:55:58,624 --> 00:56:00,234 Shoot now. 792 00:56:36,529 --> 00:56:38,351 Hush, hush, you'll wake your son, hush! 793 00:56:41,449 --> 00:56:42,639 I want triplets right away! 794 00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:44,437 I’ll give birth once, and that’s it! 795 00:56:44,518 --> 00:56:45,700 I will repay my debt to my homeland! 796 00:56:56,545 --> 00:56:57,640 Nastya? 797 00:56:58,720 --> 00:56:59,968 Nastya, oh! 798 00:57:01,154 --> 00:57:02,273 Nastya? 799 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,031 Lord, Nastya... What are you, an android?