1 00:00:34,195 --> 00:00:37,055 Why are you smiling, Andrei Maratovich? Hands up! 2 00:00:37,135 --> 00:00:40,293 - Lyapin, get your weapon. - Andrey, please... 3 00:00:40,842 --> 00:00:45,604 Please put it down slowly... put the gun on the table! 4 00:00:45,684 --> 00:00:47,876 They lured us here on purpose. 5 00:00:47,956 --> 00:00:50,587 - These are androids. - You have delirium. 6 00:00:51,772 --> 00:00:53,657 - You already have androids everywhere! - Yes. 7 00:00:53,737 --> 00:00:56,040 - What are you doing? Will you shoot? - To defeat. 8 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,804 Well, if you want, I'll give someone a hand now I’ll cut one of them and you’ll see for yourself? 9 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:02,633 - Stand! - What are you doing? 10 00:01:02,713 --> 00:01:04,195 The next one is in the chest. 11 00:01:04,275 --> 00:01:07,148 Yes, I would if I wanted I shot you all here! 12 00:01:09,157 --> 00:01:11,578 You will all be on your knees, apologizing. 13 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:13,789 Except for you, Viktor Sergeevich. 14 00:01:14,892 --> 00:01:16,972 What? Exercises are being conducted. 15 00:01:17,052 --> 00:01:18,105 Goodbye. 16 00:01:28,492 --> 00:01:31,420 Anna Nikolaevna, if you are an android... 17 00:01:32,619 --> 00:01:35,356 get up! In a good way! 18 00:01:36,631 --> 00:01:38,867 And if the girl is beautiful, let’s remember 19 00:01:38,947 --> 00:01:40,399 and we will bring Pozharsky to justice. 20 00:01:40,479 --> 00:01:42,529 I can shoot again in a treacherous place. 21 00:01:42,609 --> 00:01:44,615 Not. No need for shooting, that's enough! 22 00:01:46,701 --> 00:01:49,859 - Enough shooting, I agree. - Oh, mind me! 23 00:01:51,925 --> 00:01:54,180 Wet, Lyapin! Put away your weapon. 24 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:56,470 - Again... - Get up! 25 00:02:01,984 --> 00:02:03,206 Do they obey you? 26 00:02:03,286 --> 00:02:05,641 Female androids lead male androids? 27 00:02:05,721 --> 00:02:07,071 Commendable and modern, yes. 28 00:02:07,151 --> 00:02:08,331 Anna Nikolaevna, 29 00:02:08,411 --> 00:02:11,976 and you can find out that actually happening? 30 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:16,008 - Yes, Anna Nikolaevna, what’s going on? - You must come with us. 31 00:02:16,088 --> 00:02:18,484 - Well, we're not going anywhere. - This is an order. 32 00:02:19,052 --> 00:02:21,165 Otherwise we will have to arrest you. 33 00:02:21,245 --> 00:02:22,632 Guys, lower it! 34 00:02:23,523 --> 00:02:26,429 Andrey, I think... 35 00:02:27,052 --> 00:02:28,992 it's time to submit. 36 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,421 Follow me. 37 00:02:43,578 --> 00:02:45,428 Andryush, what do you think, are we going to Butyrka? 38 00:03:11,355 --> 00:03:13,078 Anna Nikolaevna, will they kill us? 39 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,445 I'm just following orders. 40 00:03:27,488 --> 00:03:29,955 Viktor Sergeevich, I’ll pay now. 41 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:31,953 You're an officer. 42 00:03:33,157 --> 00:03:35,263 Pray. Do you know the prayer? 43 00:03:37,815 --> 00:03:38,973 And the words of the anthem? 44 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:43,208 - I know. - Repeat to yourself. 45 00:03:44,147 --> 00:03:45,726 An anthem is not a song... 46 00:03:46,568 --> 00:03:49,257 An anthem is an anthem. 47 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:43,914 Viktor Sergeevich... 48 00:04:44,842 --> 00:04:46,526 Why is everything so white? 49 00:04:47,263 --> 00:04:50,058 - I don't understand. - Nothing... 50 00:04:51,153 --> 00:04:54,732 Now they'll come in in white coats with tools - you'll understand. 51 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,842 If they torture me... I won’t stand it. 52 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:00,737 Well, at least they gave me water. 53 00:05:00,817 --> 00:05:03,238 We've been sitting here for four hours already. I'm hungry. 54 00:05:04,155 --> 00:05:06,472 - Yes, everything is clear. - What? 55 00:05:06,552 --> 00:05:07,605 What? 56 00:05:08,315 --> 00:05:10,653 We'll have dinner in the next world, that's what. 57 00:05:10,733 --> 00:05:11,996 He's hungry... 58 00:05:23,707 --> 00:05:26,291 And... Alexander Evgenievich... 59 00:05:26,371 --> 00:05:29,837 - Is this you yourself? - Sam-sam. 60 00:05:30,779 --> 00:05:32,104 Of flesh and blood. 61 00:05:32,184 --> 00:05:35,362 Well, it's time to clarify the situation. 62 00:05:35,442 --> 00:05:39,767 We didn’t know that it was just by accident our plan will be revealed. 63 00:05:40,842 --> 00:05:46,018 Products are not ready yet for full operation. 64 00:05:46,098 --> 00:05:49,510 They perform various test tasks. 65 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:53,346 This time they pretended various residents of the house 66 00:05:53,426 --> 00:05:55,432 in our safe house. 67 00:05:55,512 --> 00:06:00,322 Alexander Evgenievich, I wanted to ask, and what is the essence of the idea? 68 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:01,474 Sit down. 69 00:06:06,186 --> 00:06:08,065 There is a war going on. 70 00:06:08,145 --> 00:06:10,979 - War? - Quiet, wait. Well, listen then! 71 00:06:11,059 --> 00:06:11,936 Yes. 72 00:06:12,736 --> 00:06:16,239 War without declaring war. 73 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:20,528 - This is worse than with fascism! - When did they attack? 74 00:06:20,608 --> 00:06:24,372 They attacked a long time ago, even before the Tatar-Mongols. 75 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:27,399 Who was so brave? 76 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:29,581 Corruption. 77 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:33,606 We have been fighting it for a thousand years. 78 00:06:33,686 --> 00:06:35,635 No result! 79 00:06:35,715 --> 00:06:37,957 Well, you yourself know how many scandals we have 80 00:06:38,037 --> 00:06:41,911 both in the Investigative Committee and in... 81 00:06:41,991 --> 00:06:46,317 Corruption is the most terrible virus. 82 00:06:46,397 --> 00:06:48,417 It will be worse than coronavirus. 83 00:06:49,102 --> 00:06:50,918 You can't declare an epidemic. 84 00:06:50,998 --> 00:06:56,629 So we have to fight secretly... using androids. 85 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:59,762 These are the ones who don’t give a damn about this disease. 86 00:07:00,825 --> 00:07:01,934 Wise. 87 00:07:02,014 --> 00:07:05,920 Why in our image and decided to sculpt wrestlers in their likeness? 88 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,731 Don't be silly, Andrey! 89 00:07:07,811 --> 00:07:11,161 - The right question, the right one. - Sorry, Andrey. 90 00:07:11,241 --> 00:07:16,153 You were taken as a model because you are good people! 91 00:07:16,233 --> 00:07:19,077 Honest, hard-working. 92 00:07:19,157 --> 00:07:23,474 Well, how? For example, Viktor Sergeevich was seen in many actions, 93 00:07:23,554 --> 00:07:24,957 defaming honor and... 94 00:07:25,037 --> 00:07:26,186 This is unnecessary, Andrey. 95 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:30,465 You are the best we have. 96 00:07:30,545 --> 00:07:35,223 Other staff for samples have no organs. 97 00:07:35,303 --> 00:07:38,777 Viktor Sergeevich repented in your actions. 98 00:07:39,441 --> 00:07:43,020 We are not punitive bodies, but supervisory ones. 99 00:07:43,684 --> 00:07:45,369 Thank you, Alexander Evgenievich. 100 00:07:45,449 --> 00:07:49,811 Comrade Lieutenant General, How can we help? 101 00:07:49,891 --> 00:07:51,364 Listen to the end, namesake. 102 00:07:51,444 --> 00:07:53,550 He asks correctly, correctly. 103 00:07:53,630 --> 00:07:54,841 Shut up, Lyapin. 104 00:07:54,921 --> 00:07:59,973 Here it is - our special squad to fight corruption. 105 00:08:00,053 --> 00:08:03,604 Well, they're still a little awkward. 106 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:08,379 So, they should see how they work real policemen. That is you! 107 00:08:08,459 --> 00:08:10,324 To become people. 108 00:08:10,842 --> 00:08:15,999 Then we will strike a blow at corruption to the very heart. 109 00:08:16,566 --> 00:08:19,411 Well, that's a different matter! 110 00:08:19,491 --> 00:08:24,160 We thought that we were already as illiquid, scrapped - and replaced! 111 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,306 No one will replace anyone! 112 00:08:26,386 --> 00:08:28,278 This is to make it clear. 113 00:08:28,358 --> 00:08:30,637 A person cannot be replaced! 114 00:08:30,717 --> 00:08:33,498 Yes, only a special squad. 115 00:08:33,578 --> 00:08:36,211 So that with these, with the “Marvels”, there, 116 00:08:36,291 --> 00:08:40,607 itched to in one not the most decent place. 117 00:08:41,368 --> 00:08:45,089 Wait, is it possible? Excuse me, can I see everyone? 118 00:08:45,684 --> 00:08:47,999 Which ones – all of them? This is all. 119 00:08:51,473 --> 00:08:53,645 Don't I have an Android? 120 00:08:53,725 --> 00:08:56,463 Seryozha, it was decided that your image 121 00:08:56,543 --> 00:09:00,051 doesn't really match the face internal affairs officer. 122 00:09:00,131 --> 00:09:01,253 Have a seat. 123 00:09:03,808 --> 00:09:05,567 Yes, and the last thing. 124 00:09:05,647 --> 00:09:09,980 Now the developer will give you new introductions. Enter. 125 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:19,393 Here is a developer with his wife. 126 00:09:19,473 --> 00:09:21,816 - I don't... - With the warden. 127 00:09:22,421 --> 00:09:25,498 What are you doing? Are you kidding me or something? did you believe it? Again? 128 00:09:25,578 --> 00:09:27,498 He's a nit, he's a traitor. 129 00:09:27,578 --> 00:09:30,348 - He... - Lyapin, pre... Now! 130 00:09:30,428 --> 00:09:33,393 - He's a fag! - Sit! Sit down, calm down! 131 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:36,000 Stop it, I said. Stop. 132 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:41,441 Let me introduce myself. Galuzo Viktor Sergeevich. 133 00:09:42,139 --> 00:09:43,929 Senior planning group. 134 00:09:45,046 --> 00:09:47,129 Very nice, Kristina Anatolyevna. 135 00:09:47,209 --> 00:09:48,684 Very nice. 136 00:09:48,764 --> 00:09:52,341 But I would ask you to remove your hands and other organs from the product. 137 00:09:52,421 --> 00:09:54,168 A product of love cannot experience 138 00:09:54,248 --> 00:09:56,448 and use it as a sex doll – I won't allow it. 139 00:09:56,528 --> 00:09:58,878 Masturbation in our country you know, it's not banned yet, 140 00:09:58,958 --> 00:10:01,011 if you don’t want to commit adultery with your wife! 141 00:10:01,789 --> 00:10:03,474 Fuck... you wish you had a good time. 142 00:10:03,554 --> 00:10:06,607 - Andrey... “But I’ll leave this opportunity to fate.” 143 00:10:07,535 --> 00:10:08,368 I'm a megamind 144 00:10:08,448 --> 00:10:11,298 and anyone can replace you the most mediocre android. 145 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,528 - Well, here you go again - they’ll replace it! - Come on, that's enough, I say! 146 00:10:14,608 --> 00:10:16,235 Stopped, that's it! 147 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:18,972 No one is going to replace anyone. 148 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:23,077 But the product can also be scratched, Major, you know... 149 00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:26,441 No need. The function has been tested and that's it. 150 00:10:27,157 --> 00:10:28,832 now abstinence. 151 00:10:28,912 --> 00:10:32,097 Yes, and briefly about the main thing, please. 152 00:10:32,853 --> 00:10:35,695 Be natural. Like people. 153 00:10:37,052 --> 00:10:40,293 It's not an animal we need to raise, and an officer. 154 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,800 I don't have any other cops. 155 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,161 I personally was against it 156 00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:45,887 to be molded from you high-tech device! 157 00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:47,598 Grab some bread, sculptor. 158 00:10:47,678 --> 00:10:49,678 That's it, the meeting is over. 159 00:10:52,225 --> 00:10:53,804 We serve Russia. 160 00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:06,425 What's happened? 161 00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:08,371 Are you leaving me? Is someone at work? 162 00:11:12,858 --> 00:11:16,074 Yesterday it just... dawned on me. 163 00:11:17,289 --> 00:11:19,921 I realized that I am not a cop... 164 00:11:21,356 --> 00:11:23,918 a law enforcement officer. 165 00:11:23,998 --> 00:11:29,059 Love yourself and make others Respect yourself, is that a commandment? 166 00:11:29,139 --> 00:11:31,730 So, if I call myself a cop - 167 00:11:32,315 --> 00:11:35,157 You pull me away, you can even rudely. 168 00:11:36,537 --> 00:11:39,274 Can I be proud of you? 169 00:11:41,052 --> 00:11:42,214 Bye-bye-bye. 170 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,475 We agreed that you have work from nine, 171 00:11:51,555 --> 00:11:52,905 so I can have breakfast. 172 00:11:52,985 --> 00:11:54,637 - This is not work. - A. 173 00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,319 Slav, come here! 174 00:12:01,589 --> 00:12:02,958 - Be careful. - What? 175 00:12:06,541 --> 00:12:07,691 What's happened? 176 00:12:08,736 --> 00:12:11,910 I came to ask you for help. 177 00:12:12,842 --> 00:12:16,652 My roof, they... tightened the conditions. 178 00:12:18,396 --> 00:12:21,808 I tried to disagree, and so... 179 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:26,504 Can you give me your word? Why don't you let this matter go? 180 00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:29,941 Certainly. Slava is fearless, I am proud of him. 181 00:12:31,811 --> 00:12:33,184 Dear friends. 182 00:12:33,894 --> 00:12:36,421 We have been given a great honor. 183 00:12:36,501 --> 00:12:40,457 Our group is entrusted with the most serious 184 00:12:40,537 --> 00:12:44,801 A resonant case that shocked the entire population of the capital. 185 00:12:44,881 --> 00:12:46,462 In the Tretyakov Gallery 186 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:51,442 the painting was stolen in a barbaric manner 187 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:55,644 the great Russian artist Nikolai Ge. 188 00:12:56,939 --> 00:12:59,715 Ge? There is no such artist - Ge. 189 00:12:59,795 --> 00:13:02,270 I know Shishkin, I know Repin. What kind of Ge is this? 190 00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:04,721 They would simply laugh at him with their tassels. 191 00:13:04,801 --> 00:13:06,025 Wet. 192 00:13:06,105 --> 00:13:09,393 Lieutenant Mokry, I dare to report completely confidential 193 00:13:09,473 --> 00:13:13,856 that the writer Edgar lived in America by the surname Po. 194 00:13:13,936 --> 00:13:18,075 And everyone’s favorite karateka Bruce's first name was Lee. 195 00:13:18,155 --> 00:13:20,200 Just... two letters. 196 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,293 And no one laughed at them. 197 00:13:22,373 --> 00:13:26,598 I would also like to note, Lieutenant Mokry, 198 00:13:26,678 --> 00:13:31,387 what's in this institution being in such a situation 199 00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:35,153 appearance is unacceptable. 200 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:36,472 And I don’t give a fuck. 201 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:42,251 You are our samples. They make androids for you, 202 00:13:42,331 --> 00:13:45,371 what about me? I am. I'm an ordinary, ridiculous cop. I don't give a fuck. 203 00:13:47,102 --> 00:13:49,590 Sergey Sanych, I dare say, 204 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:53,325 that obscene language has been used for some time now 205 00:13:53,405 --> 00:13:55,387 prohibited by law in the workplace. 206 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,021 Thank you, Vyacheslav. 207 00:13:57,101 --> 00:13:58,451 So Shchedrin allows him. 208 00:13:58,531 --> 00:14:00,931 By the way, why are you here with us, and not there with him? 209 00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:02,461 Listen, maybe I've changed my mind? 210 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,291 What are you up to with your Shchedrin? 211 00:14:04,371 --> 00:14:07,671 Do you think I'll work for a hundred thousand, I not some sucker, okay? I can do more! 212 00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:10,101 - Hush... - Why be quiet, Viktor Sergeevich? Why is it quieter? 213 00:14:10,181 --> 00:14:12,984 What did you call me yourself? Defective, premature! 214 00:14:13,064 --> 00:14:15,464 What do I need? Go to the supermarket work as a security guard? 215 00:14:15,544 --> 00:14:18,598 You are our heroes, You each have a piece of hardware. The same. 216 00:14:18,678 --> 00:14:20,573 Damn, I want it too, really! 217 00:14:20,653 --> 00:14:22,972 What's wrong with me, you tell me? What's wrong? 218 00:14:23,734 --> 00:14:25,175 It makes me cry. 219 00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:30,252 I didn't sleep all night today, and in the morning... in the morning he cried for a whole hour. 220 00:14:32,478 --> 00:14:35,199 The hour before dawn is darkest. 221 00:14:36,174 --> 00:14:37,543 Sorry, I couldn't resist. 222 00:14:38,228 --> 00:14:41,442 I understand that it's offensive to you, 223 00:14:41,522 --> 00:14:46,629 that in your image and likeness They didn’t create an android. 224 00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:51,200 Here's your case. Please, go with your colleagues 225 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,075 to the Tretyakov Gallery on assignment 226 00:14:54,155 --> 00:14:57,920 and try to be as bright as possible show off all your skills 227 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,503 operational investigative work. Maybe they'll notice from above? 228 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,892 And they will understand that they were mistaken. 229 00:15:07,243 --> 00:15:10,652 Andrey Maratovich, allow you a moment. 230 00:15:11,539 --> 00:15:12,724 I don't dare object. 231 00:15:12,804 --> 00:15:15,604 - Please, Andrei Maratovich. - Viktor Sergeevich, after you. 232 00:15:15,684 --> 00:15:19,589 - No, well, after you. Let's... - Handsome guys. 233 00:15:20,382 --> 00:15:23,118 Especially this colonel here, despite being in years. 234 00:15:24,421 --> 00:15:25,645 What a horror... 235 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,825 They act like they're on parade but we need it as in life. 236 00:15:28,905 --> 00:15:30,676 - What kind of people are they? - Come here! 237 00:15:30,756 --> 00:15:33,155 - What? - Come to me, I say, come down here. 238 00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:34,655 Here, here, here. 239 00:15:37,683 --> 00:15:39,965 Andrey, I ask you, fasten the buttons. 240 00:15:40,045 --> 00:15:43,207 Fuck it, it's a big top. Viktor Sergeevich, I will quit! 241 00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:46,293 I understand that you holding on with all your might, 242 00:15:46,373 --> 00:15:50,622 but bosses, these cameras... but thanks for the look! 243 00:15:50,702 --> 00:15:51,841 Shirt, everything's fine. 244 00:15:51,921 --> 00:15:55,925 If you know anything in Latin - stick it somewhere, stick it in. Got it, right? 245 00:15:56,631 --> 00:15:57,949 I'm asking. 246 00:15:58,736 --> 00:16:00,261 Let's. So! 247 00:16:02,163 --> 00:16:04,371 That's it, comrades. 248 00:16:05,387 --> 00:16:06,941 Let's start the task. 249 00:16:23,368 --> 00:16:26,629 Wet, this is such a thing... 250 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:30,628 Vasilisa, well, Zhenkin's girlfriend, who helped her return to her profession, 251 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:32,566 complains about his roof. 252 00:16:33,263 --> 00:16:34,402 What do I have to do with it? 253 00:16:34,947 --> 00:16:37,473 Do you know who is on top of her? Shchedrin. 254 00:16:37,553 --> 00:16:40,473 He beat her and threatens her thrown out of the profession. 255 00:16:40,553 --> 00:16:43,246 Maybe you somehow Will you talk to him more gently? 256 00:16:43,894 --> 00:16:47,474 Listen, I'll tell you this, whore, she could have lied. 257 00:16:47,554 --> 00:16:48,964 Whores, that's what they are. 258 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,028 Well, except for Zhenya. 259 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:55,183 Shchedrin is actually a cop, And in general, a cop can’t protect anyone. 260 00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:56,972 It's kind of ugly 261 00:16:57,052 --> 00:16:58,241 he is up to the law. 262 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,881 Listen, maybe he’s not protecting himself, she's just lying. 263 00:17:00,961 --> 00:17:03,511 Well, if you don't believe me - go talk to her yourself. 264 00:17:04,261 --> 00:17:05,920 I don’t want to involve Andrey, 265 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,130 he's on it right away The third world trample. 266 00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:11,157 Maybe they themselves somehow, well, Let's decide quietly? 267 00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:14,116 Okay, we'll decide. 268 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,464 Yes. 269 00:17:22,763 --> 00:17:27,090 After a short stay in Russia Ge returns to Florence, 270 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:31,184 where they meet and get close with Alexander Herzen. 271 00:17:31,264 --> 00:17:34,130 With permission from Herzen the artist paints his portrait. 272 00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:37,348 The portrait was painted very quickly, in just five sessions, 273 00:17:37,428 --> 00:17:41,262 and leaves a feeling of freshness and spontaneity. 274 00:17:41,342 --> 00:17:42,481 According to critics, 275 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:47,193 Herzen's portrait is the best in the creative arts legacy of Nikolai Nikolaevich Ge. 276 00:17:49,605 --> 00:17:51,808 So he was stolen treacherously. 277 00:17:52,421 --> 00:17:53,511 We would like details. 278 00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:56,446 The exhibition was already on its third day. 279 00:17:56,526 --> 00:18:00,527 The excitement was quite decent, and at the end of the day 280 00:18:00,607 --> 00:18:02,392 an unknown person enters the hall, 281 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:05,550 fits the portrait and takes it off the wall. 282 00:18:06,575 --> 00:18:10,446 And what, no one paid attention to the fact that a painting is being removed from the wall? 283 00:18:10,526 --> 00:18:13,920 Well, of course not. We thought it was a worker. 284 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,790 Well, a museum employee. 285 00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:17,450 Truly treacherous indeed. 286 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,231 And I mean the same thing, you understand no shots for you, 287 00:18:20,311 --> 00:18:23,393 not any intellectual thought. In a barbaric way. 288 00:18:23,473 --> 00:18:27,814 - You know, we didn’t even notice right away. - Let me ask you a question... 289 00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:30,644 - Why didn't the alarm go off? - Good question. 290 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,604 This is another miracle, gentlemen! 291 00:18:33,684 --> 00:18:37,700 The contractor won the tender for signaling. 292 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:40,348 The wires were drawn but the alarm was not installed. 293 00:18:40,428 --> 00:18:42,656 Sloppiness in its purest form. 294 00:18:42,736 --> 00:18:44,301 Now everything is working. 295 00:18:44,381 --> 00:18:47,683 And then, as you understand, it didn’t work. 296 00:18:51,984 --> 00:18:53,793 What did you do? 297 00:18:53,873 --> 00:18:57,031 The alarm doesn't work. At least take out the saints. 298 00:18:58,877 --> 00:19:01,933 And Nikolai Nikolaevich Ge, is he a Muscovite? 299 00:19:02,631 --> 00:19:04,777 No, he was born in Voronezh. 300 00:19:05,449 --> 00:19:07,472 This will somehow help the investigation, Mokry? 301 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,636 He also came in large numbers, but how did he get through? 302 00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:13,605 So, gentlemen, motive? 303 00:19:15,797 --> 00:19:18,036 Stolen for resale. 304 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,122 That's what a jacket does to a person. 305 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,075 - A? - The cost is a million dollars. 306 00:19:22,155 --> 00:19:24,574 They can sell it for half the price or even less. 307 00:19:25,157 --> 00:19:27,579 Mrs. Anna Nikolaevna, for a person 308 00:19:27,659 --> 00:19:30,356 half a million dollars or less - money too. 309 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,426 - But it seems to me that the motive is different. - So. 310 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:35,043 The attacker took it for personal use. 311 00:19:35,123 --> 00:19:38,973 I wish I had something like this at home the pictures were hanging. I would admire them. 312 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:42,661 How quickly, Seryozha, did you manage to change your shoes? into an art connoisseur. 313 00:19:42,741 --> 00:19:45,950 So the power of art is itself Turns me inside out, Andryusha. 314 00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:50,840 I allow myself, due to my age, titles and positions 315 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,379 neglect your version, Lieutenant Mokry. 316 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,302 We are working on sales. We are looking for collectors. 317 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,855 Vyacheslav, please check the company, 318 00:20:00,935 --> 00:20:04,305 who was engaged in signaling, perhaps there are accomplices there, 319 00:20:04,385 --> 00:20:07,709 well, or sloppiness. And Anna Nikolaevna, 320 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:08,949 I love you. 321 00:20:12,654 --> 00:20:13,706 This is true? 322 00:20:15,858 --> 00:20:17,581 - No. - Great. 323 00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:20,710 I will need yours built-in lie detector. 324 00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:22,152 He is at your service. 325 00:20:23,086 --> 00:20:25,394 Well, let's disperse with splashes. 326 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,847 You told the truth you love me, you didn't lie. 327 00:20:34,576 --> 00:20:38,121 Now I'm starting to doubt that your device is in good working order. 328 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,204 Well, okay, let's check it out with the guides. 329 00:20:46,105 --> 00:20:48,386 I decided to pay a return visit. 330 00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:53,574 With what pleasure I would invite you, but... 331 00:20:54,315 --> 00:20:59,411 I just have a lot to do and I have to go to work, and then... 332 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,604 Andryusha and I are going to a restaurant. 333 00:21:01,684 --> 00:21:03,191 And then in general to the furniture store. 334 00:21:03,894 --> 00:21:06,794 - We need to choose a new bed, you know? - Will you treat me to tea? 335 00:21:09,742 --> 00:21:14,059 Tell me, did you install alarm system at the Ge exhibition? 336 00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:15,814 In the Tretyakov Gallery? 337 00:21:15,894 --> 00:21:18,632 Well, yes. ME: What's wrong with her? 338 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,606 Everything is fine. It just doesn't work. 339 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,025 - Well, that's right. - In terms of? 340 00:21:24,105 --> 00:21:26,737 Well, I mean, we were asked not to include it. 341 00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:29,050 - Who? - Museum workers. 342 00:21:29,628 --> 00:21:30,520 Why? 343 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:34,344 Old women if suddenly the alarm starts screeching, 344 00:21:34,424 --> 00:21:38,395 so they can have a hypertensive crisis happen and your heart stops altogether! 345 00:21:38,475 --> 00:21:40,753 Well, we took pity and decided not to include it. 346 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,001 Is there a written order? 347 00:21:44,081 --> 00:21:45,344 No, of course not. 348 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:50,714 Who is this Ge? Well, who knows? 349 00:21:51,613 --> 00:21:52,981 That's what they told me. 350 00:21:53,765 --> 00:21:56,187 Well, I didn’t even know who it was either. And here... 351 00:21:56,267 --> 00:22:00,477 a million dollars for some portrait! 352 00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:03,136 Bears in a pine forest. 353 00:22:03,894 --> 00:22:07,604 That's all that was needed stop drawing. 354 00:22:07,684 --> 00:22:09,831 That's it, fat point. 355 00:22:10,658 --> 00:22:13,574 Well, I... I still love “Bogatyrs”. 356 00:22:19,433 --> 00:22:21,472 I'm from the Moscow police. 357 00:22:22,505 --> 00:22:23,764 Are you from Shchedrin? 358 00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:26,605 Bye from Lyapin, we need to talk. 359 00:22:27,175 --> 00:22:28,121 Ah... 360 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:29,886 Come on in. 361 00:22:36,947 --> 00:22:39,855 By the way, the city of Moscow, That's right to say. 362 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,101 Come on in. 363 00:22:55,859 --> 00:22:59,786 Tell me Are you involved in security? 364 00:22:59,866 --> 00:23:03,706 But could you make a bunker like this? from a zombie uprising? 365 00:23:04,603 --> 00:23:06,303 Why should they rebel now, zombies? 366 00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:08,553 They are fine now. 367 00:23:09,578 --> 00:23:13,637 They watch TV, they turn on TikTok, People like Instagram. 368 00:23:13,717 --> 00:23:16,355 I'd rather be careful now neutrino burst. 369 00:23:16,993 --> 00:23:21,035 From a supernova explosion. It is impossible to save from this. 370 00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:25,053 Well, you're a bitch, Lyapin! 371 00:23:25,133 --> 00:23:27,747 Honestly. Along the way, I fell in love, Slav. 372 00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:31,477 - At first glance, like a teenager. - Lieutenant, well, you were looking for love yourself. 373 00:23:31,557 --> 00:23:33,082 Slava, this is Moscow. 374 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:36,817 I wanted to fall in love with a girl with a pedigree, and here... a whore! 375 00:23:36,897 --> 00:23:38,528 You don’t understand 376 00:23:38,608 --> 00:23:41,965 this is happiness, but it’s better nothing can happen at all! 377 00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:44,845 There will be no change, Do you know how tired she will be at work? 378 00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,972 So she will be faithful to you until the end! 379 00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,598 Just bring her food. 380 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:52,520 Well, ventilate the apartment, it will help you He will carry it in his arms, well, I’m telling you. 381 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,443 Doesn't require much affection, but in operation, 382 00:23:55,523 --> 00:23:58,670 Wet, she's perfect. Trust me. 383 00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,511 Slav, I'm in trouble. 384 00:24:04,315 --> 00:24:08,025 People want to see the picture. 385 00:24:08,105 --> 00:24:09,519 According to Yandex, 386 00:24:10,264 --> 00:24:12,895 Now this news is the most important. 387 00:24:13,714 --> 00:24:14,710 AND? 388 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:19,113 The most important one, number one. 389 00:24:19,972 --> 00:24:21,027 Yes... 390 00:24:21,578 --> 00:24:24,277 You've made a lot of progress in your investigation. 391 00:24:24,888 --> 00:24:28,996 Okay, I'll restrain myself. Anna Nikolaevna? 392 00:24:29,894 --> 00:24:33,090 Tour guides interviewed using a lie detector, 393 00:24:33,170 --> 00:24:35,379 they are definitely not involved in the theft of the painting. 394 00:24:35,459 --> 00:24:38,769 I am obliged to report that two guides had personal motives. 395 00:24:38,849 --> 00:24:41,599 Illness of a close relative and difficult living conditions. 396 00:24:41,679 --> 00:24:44,714 Passed the lie detector but I'm not sure of its accuracy. 397 00:24:45,695 --> 00:24:46,778 Why? 398 00:24:46,858 --> 00:24:49,692 Healthy skepticism before technical progress. 399 00:24:49,772 --> 00:24:52,856 Andrey Maratovich trusts his intuition more. 400 00:24:52,936 --> 00:24:56,621 Well, because I'm a man, I'm an ass I feel, not to mention my heart. 401 00:24:56,701 --> 00:24:58,175 I don't care: 402 00:24:58,947 --> 00:25:02,042 ass, heart, Yandex... 403 00:25:02,730 --> 00:25:04,769 Find a painting. And period. 404 00:25:14,127 --> 00:25:17,077 Are you still with us? Why was he absent? at a management meeting? 405 00:25:17,157 --> 00:25:19,106 I don't want to waste my time. 406 00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:20,554 Would you like some advice? 407 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:23,372 No. Myself. 408 00:25:23,452 --> 00:25:25,777 - Does Shchedrin have any help? - I myself. 409 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,543 Here, look. Do you see? 410 00:25:29,623 --> 00:25:31,728 In the video, you can see that he is limping. 411 00:25:32,412 --> 00:25:35,012 Detain all the lame? Just tell me, I'll give the order. 412 00:25:35,092 --> 00:25:38,723 Andrei Maratovich, always a criminal returns to the scene of the crime. 413 00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:39,841 A myth for romantics. 414 00:25:39,921 --> 00:25:42,082 From the video recording we were able to determine the weight - 415 00:25:42,162 --> 00:25:45,153 62 kilograms, height – 173. 416 00:25:45,233 --> 00:25:48,883 Unfortunately, it is not possible to identify seems possible. Because of the mask. 417 00:25:48,963 --> 00:25:51,163 And this is just for you not possible? 418 00:25:51,243 --> 00:25:53,043 Or can new generation androids? 419 00:25:53,123 --> 00:25:55,895 By the way, it's unfair what they gave us using an outdated model. 420 00:25:55,975 --> 00:25:57,090 Really, Wet? 421 00:25:57,170 --> 00:25:59,005 Anna Nikolaevna, don’t be offended. 422 00:25:59,085 --> 00:26:02,144 Nothing, everything said is reasonable. Should I be offended? 423 00:26:02,705 --> 00:26:06,980 - Wet, so you take an example from the device. - Andrey, I will find him. I'll find it. 424 00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:11,239 Anna Nikolaevna, go interview collectors. 425 00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:12,152 What about me? 426 00:26:12,232 --> 00:26:15,332 And you help Anna Nikolaevna ask provocative questions. 427 00:26:15,412 --> 00:26:18,080 But I can ask myself provocative questions. 428 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,316 For example? 429 00:26:19,396 --> 00:26:22,652 Why are there nude photos of your wife? posted on the Internet? 430 00:26:31,203 --> 00:26:32,800 - Yes? - Andrey? 431 00:26:33,352 --> 00:26:36,652 Andrey, are you crazy? Why are you posted my photos on the Internet? 432 00:26:37,784 --> 00:26:40,211 So... Nastya, Lyapin, 433 00:26:40,291 --> 00:26:43,521 You're polling collectors, right? And I... 434 00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:44,819 Offer help? 435 00:26:45,815 --> 00:26:46,761 Myself. 436 00:27:02,252 --> 00:27:03,397 Seryozha... 437 00:27:05,913 --> 00:27:08,261 Why don’t you close the businessman’s case? 438 00:27:09,473 --> 00:27:12,902 - I received the money, it’s time to know the honor. - Yes, money. 439 00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:16,492 I won't close the case. 440 00:27:16,572 --> 00:27:18,512 There's fraud out there. 441 00:27:18,592 --> 00:27:21,105 And the old people are retired There is not enough money from the budget. 442 00:27:21,772 --> 00:27:23,832 - I am for the people. - Yes. 443 00:27:31,185 --> 00:27:32,142 Free. 444 00:27:36,561 --> 00:27:39,652 There's a prostitute complaining about you. 445 00:27:40,977 --> 00:27:44,112 - So what? - In short, you can’t do this to her. 446 00:27:45,379 --> 00:27:46,972 Seryozha, did something happen? 447 00:27:47,052 --> 00:27:50,106 You return the money You stand up for the offended. 448 00:27:50,186 --> 00:27:52,207 You have to act humanely. 449 00:27:52,287 --> 00:27:54,181 Humanly? Well, buy it. 450 00:27:55,726 --> 00:27:58,206 Three hundred thousand. And I will abolish serfdom. 451 00:28:02,077 --> 00:28:04,127 Seryozha, try the ice cream, it’s very tasty. 452 00:28:05,263 --> 00:28:06,699 Natural milk. 453 00:28:06,779 --> 00:28:09,621 - No added palm oil. - I won't eat. 454 00:28:12,088 --> 00:28:13,878 Yes, the stigma is already covered in fluff. 455 00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:16,723 So go ahead and hand the matter over to me. 456 00:28:16,803 --> 00:28:18,965 In the meantime, I’ll think about what to do with you. 457 00:28:19,045 --> 00:28:20,980 Milkmaid from Khatsapetovka. 458 00:28:21,831 --> 00:28:24,620 If you touch her, you will have to deal with me. 459 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,839 I may be crazy. That's right, that they didn’t make me an android. 460 00:28:32,639 --> 00:28:35,792 The portrait of Herzen was clearly commissioned. 461 00:28:36,736 --> 00:28:38,254 They stole to order. 462 00:28:38,334 --> 00:28:40,746 Just sell it off almost impossible. 463 00:28:40,826 --> 00:28:43,126 If they offered it to me - I would buy it. 464 00:28:43,206 --> 00:28:46,398 But since they didn't offer it to me, I didn't purchase it. 465 00:28:47,161 --> 00:28:49,534 - You are telling the truth. - Alas. 466 00:28:50,421 --> 00:28:52,980 Well, do you like art yourself? 467 00:28:53,789 --> 00:28:56,278 - No. - Honestly. 468 00:28:56,358 --> 00:28:59,645 It doesn't touch me, but I see how people are hunting for him. 469 00:28:59,725 --> 00:29:01,660 Better to watch the sunrise 470 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,917 why pay for it? There is a photograph, why a portrait? 471 00:29:05,515 --> 00:29:09,168 Anna Nikolaevna, I left the work to you 472 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,040 an indelible imprint. 473 00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:14,800 Art makes a man a man, 474 00:29:15,473 --> 00:29:19,559 creativity makes a person human. Man is a creator by nature! 475 00:29:19,639 --> 00:29:24,801 I can’t draw or write anything, but I'm very good at it. 476 00:29:32,947 --> 00:29:36,605 I'll think about it. Thanks for the answer. 477 00:29:37,263 --> 00:29:41,378 Anna Nikolaevna, wait... What, even music doesn’t touch you? 478 00:29:42,649 --> 00:29:44,755 Only the anthem. Goodbye. 479 00:29:52,295 --> 00:29:54,136 Don't come in yet, I'll call you myself. 480 00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:56,636 - I already called. - Andrey! 481 00:29:57,789 --> 00:29:58,622 It's not me. 482 00:29:58,702 --> 00:30:02,252 Yes, I realized that it’s not you, it’s just they have already appeared on different sites and... 483 00:30:02,332 --> 00:30:04,632 God, what a nightmare at least Ignat didn’t see it. 484 00:30:04,712 --> 00:30:05,920 That's right. 485 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,043 Andrey, don't look Everything hangs there, just pure porn. 486 00:30:09,123 --> 00:30:10,070 Stand up. 487 00:30:13,157 --> 00:30:17,204 So much dirt on the internet, okay decent patients don't go there. 488 00:30:17,284 --> 00:30:18,671 The management would see and... 489 00:30:18,751 --> 00:30:22,601 I'll talk to my hackers maybe they can remove the photos before 490 00:30:22,681 --> 00:30:23,731 how anyone will see them. 491 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,840 Don't you ever take pictures again? yourself on the phone. 492 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,020 There is no intimate life now if it was filmed on a phone. 493 00:30:30,526 --> 00:30:32,210 For me, you are always in my heart. 494 00:30:33,605 --> 00:30:34,868 Who took your photo? 495 00:30:35,749 --> 00:30:36,973 - Who? - Nastya... 496 00:30:37,053 --> 00:30:39,153 Don't be stupid please whoever took the photo leaked it. 497 00:30:39,233 --> 00:30:41,512 It can't be like that, definitely not. 498 00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:44,135 Can't be. 499 00:30:50,358 --> 00:30:53,309 - Wow, there are new ones... - Andrey, don’t! 500 00:30:53,389 --> 00:30:55,785 Everything is better at the same time and worse than I thought. 501 00:30:55,865 --> 00:31:00,433 Well, Andrey, I just wanted some for you send, there a month in advance. 502 00:31:01,554 --> 00:31:02,653 Oh... 503 00:31:02,733 --> 00:31:05,589 If you stretch it, That would be enough for six months. 504 00:31:07,473 --> 00:31:09,886 - This one is good. - Andrey, what are you doing? 505 00:31:10,783 --> 00:31:11,936 Which? 506 00:31:12,931 --> 00:31:14,378 This one, chebeshechka. 507 00:31:15,737 --> 00:31:17,777 Listen, it turns out that you are so... 508 00:31:19,364 --> 00:31:21,464 Why were you hiding yourself from me? 509 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:27,895 Andrey, I thought you weren’t like that. I thought you needed a soul... and dumplings. 510 00:31:27,975 --> 00:31:30,934 What were you trying to achieve? What should I look at? and start writing poetry? 511 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,714 - Andrey, what are you doing? - Well? 512 00:31:32,794 --> 00:31:36,863 Stop it. Andrey, that's it! That's it, the door is not closed! There are patients... 513 00:31:36,943 --> 00:31:38,480 You know how to start it! 514 00:31:40,259 --> 00:31:42,575 No need, this is a decent clinic... 515 00:31:47,483 --> 00:31:48,566 I want children. 516 00:31:50,512 --> 00:31:54,371 Let's have a boy or a girl. 517 00:31:54,451 --> 00:31:55,698 Continue... 518 00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:58,862 I've already thought of a name! 519 00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:01,474 Dobrynya. How do you like it? 520 00:32:01,554 --> 00:32:03,498 And the girl - Fyokla! 521 00:32:03,578 --> 00:32:05,263 Yes! Yes... 522 00:32:06,498 --> 00:32:08,059 Who took your photo? 523 00:32:08,139 --> 00:32:09,730 Andrey, what's the difference? 524 00:32:10,424 --> 00:32:12,277 Who took your photo? 525 00:32:13,578 --> 00:32:16,210 Anna... Anna Nikolaevna! 526 00:32:16,906 --> 00:32:17,853 What? 527 00:32:18,526 --> 00:32:22,106 This is all, of course, shameful, but... it works. Andrey... 528 00:32:22,186 --> 00:32:23,919 I've never seen him like this. 529 00:32:23,999 --> 00:32:27,999 Thank you, you feel men so subtly. 530 00:32:28,736 --> 00:32:30,612 I'm glad it helped you. 531 00:32:45,473 --> 00:32:46,519 Stand! 532 00:32:50,037 --> 00:32:51,300 Anna Nikolaevna. 533 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,474 If you were a man I would polish your laugher, 534 00:32:55,554 --> 00:32:58,448 would be a woman - I would give you a couple of slaps, but you are an android. 535 00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:01,133 I can’t imagine how to punish you. 536 00:33:01,699 --> 00:33:04,144 Punish? For what? 537 00:33:05,711 --> 00:33:08,394 Why make my property public? 538 00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:14,902 So, hang your head already! Why were Nastya’s photos leaked? 539 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,468 I didn't leak anything. 540 00:33:19,554 --> 00:33:22,510 My main question is why? 541 00:33:23,644 --> 00:33:26,802 It's like you don't feel anything, you are a product. So why? 542 00:33:28,634 --> 00:33:32,769 I talked to the collector he is sure that the painting was stolen to order. 543 00:33:33,515 --> 00:33:34,831 Answer the question. 544 00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:37,637 Do you still love me? What's going on? 545 00:33:37,717 --> 00:33:38,875 What are you trying to achieve? 546 00:33:39,975 --> 00:33:42,130 I checked the database of previously convicted 547 00:33:42,210 --> 00:33:45,590 on the following items: 11 people are now at large. 548 00:33:45,670 --> 00:33:47,600 Three people fit our description. 549 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,582 One was not in the city, two are impossible to contact, 550 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,902 and I didn't post photos. 551 00:33:54,502 --> 00:33:56,902 Well, you are an android after all, right? 552 00:33:57,684 --> 00:33:59,999 What can we take from you, besides efficiency? 553 00:34:04,116 --> 00:34:07,941 Okay, contact these two. the remaining ones, but I'm sure it's not them. 554 00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:10,723 - Why? - Yes because! 555 00:34:10,803 --> 00:34:14,684 Anna Nikolaevna, lame people no one does this kind of work! 556 00:34:14,764 --> 00:34:16,559 Androids are not taught this. 557 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:19,409 You are a product, so behave like a product! 558 00:34:19,999 --> 00:34:22,206 And don't interfere with people's lives and enjoy life. 559 00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:27,722 With these tricks - to the circus. 560 00:34:57,375 --> 00:34:58,987 Why is there no fish in the aquarium? 561 00:34:59,758 --> 00:35:01,128 Distracted patients. 562 00:35:01,855 --> 00:35:03,960 And I'm distracted by the fact that there are no fish in it, 563 00:35:04,958 --> 00:35:06,642 I want to launch a fry. 564 00:35:07,984 --> 00:35:10,253 Okay, next time 565 00:35:10,873 --> 00:35:13,895 I’ll put some fish in there especially for you. 566 00:35:13,975 --> 00:35:16,775 This means that the first time you won't help me. 567 00:35:16,855 --> 00:35:18,516 What should I help you with? 568 00:35:21,169 --> 00:35:22,748 I want to be happy. 569 00:35:24,740 --> 00:35:26,160 This is the right desire. 570 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,434 But before that I had no desires at all, 571 00:35:28,514 --> 00:35:30,926 and then it appeared, and I felt bad, 572 00:35:31,006 --> 00:35:33,769 I even started crying out of nowhere. Does this happen? 573 00:35:34,821 --> 00:35:38,004 Constantly. Only psychotherapists don't cry 574 00:35:38,084 --> 00:35:39,761 the rest are sobbing bitterly. 575 00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:43,753 What prevents you from being happy? 576 00:35:44,338 --> 00:35:45,403 Jews. 577 00:35:47,535 --> 00:35:48,693 I was joking. 578 00:35:49,363 --> 00:35:51,784 Apparently I'm in love with a married man. 579 00:35:52,463 --> 00:35:55,832 Do you want me to give assessment of the moral side of this matter? 580 00:35:55,912 --> 00:35:58,130 I wish I didn't feel bad. 581 00:35:58,210 --> 00:36:01,308 And as I understand it, you are the doctor who helps people with this. 582 00:36:02,069 --> 00:36:04,019 Are you sure that you love him at all? 583 00:36:06,167 --> 00:36:10,362 This is the closest concept that characterizes my attitude towards him. 584 00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:13,403 Tell us about yourself 585 00:36:14,023 --> 00:36:15,287 where did you grow up, 586 00:36:15,367 --> 00:36:17,789 What is the relationship like in the family, with your father? 587 00:36:21,473 --> 00:36:23,073 My father is a good man. 588 00:36:24,576 --> 00:36:27,441 He jerked off to me a couple of times, if that's important. 589 00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:30,418 - How did you feel? - Nothing. 590 00:36:30,498 --> 00:36:33,965 I didn't care. I didn't care at all 591 00:36:34,045 --> 00:36:38,045 until recently. And now I feel bad all the time and want to cry. 592 00:36:38,981 --> 00:36:40,269 Well then cry. 593 00:36:41,344 --> 00:36:43,480 Cry. You are healthy. 594 00:36:44,595 --> 00:36:45,644 Time heals. 595 00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:49,157 You just need to wait a little. 596 00:36:50,424 --> 00:36:53,612 - And you will take money for this advice? - Yes. 597 00:36:55,508 --> 00:36:57,214 An excellent specialist. 598 00:37:01,874 --> 00:37:03,137 Dear... 599 00:37:15,664 --> 00:37:17,847 All systems are working properly. 600 00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:20,319 Anya, what's happening to you? 601 00:37:21,484 --> 00:37:23,063 I went to a psychoanalyst. 602 00:37:30,475 --> 00:37:33,417 - I had a dream. - What other dream? 603 00:37:34,131 --> 00:37:38,253 You can't have any dreams. Anya, you are an android, stop fooling around. 604 00:37:38,981 --> 00:37:40,320 You understand perfectly well 605 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,629 that I can recognize you substandard goods, and that’s it. 606 00:37:43,709 --> 00:37:44,867 They will melt it down. 607 00:37:46,576 --> 00:37:48,245 I won't babysit you. 608 00:37:51,679 --> 00:37:52,732 You will. 609 00:37:56,596 --> 00:37:59,438 And no personal contacts with Pozharsky. Only for work. 610 00:38:00,421 --> 00:38:04,106 This chariot is blessed and sanctified 611 00:38:04,186 --> 00:38:07,589 in the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen! 612 00:38:09,922 --> 00:38:13,396 This chariot is blessed and sanctified 613 00:38:13,476 --> 00:38:17,886 in the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen! 614 00:38:18,650 --> 00:38:19,972 Can you do the same for me? 615 00:38:25,150 --> 00:38:28,934 This beauty is blessed and sanctified 616 00:38:29,014 --> 00:38:32,347 in the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen! 617 00:38:37,652 --> 00:38:38,862 Nastya, open up. 618 00:38:39,410 --> 00:38:40,568 I was fired. 619 00:38:41,784 --> 00:38:45,870 The director called and said he couldn't allow his clinic to work 620 00:38:46,526 --> 00:38:47,746 damn! 621 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,511 Everything has already been cleaned. 622 00:38:49,591 --> 00:38:51,316 They appeared again. 623 00:38:52,210 --> 00:38:53,784 Andrey, I need to leave. 624 00:38:54,964 --> 00:38:57,270 - This is impossible. - Well, it’s good to leave already! 625 00:38:57,350 --> 00:38:59,097 Well, it's true. Like an elevator. Back and forth. 626 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,261 Now we live in a world where are your tits in the public domain, everything. 627 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,566 Maybe this is Svishchev taking revenge, I'll deal with the hell out of this. 628 00:39:07,157 --> 00:39:09,487 Where did he get these photos of me from? 629 00:39:14,421 --> 00:39:15,706 Who is this? Are these freaks? 630 00:39:16,291 --> 00:39:18,472 This is Sherwood, she's the only one who supports me. 631 00:39:19,263 --> 00:39:21,816 - Does it support? - Yes, she came to see me. 632 00:39:22,502 --> 00:39:25,284 I asked for forgiveness begged us to become friends. 633 00:39:25,976 --> 00:39:28,933 I definitely need to leave I can't live with this. 634 00:39:30,431 --> 00:39:33,753 Stay a while, I'll sort this out and I'll fuck you in the elevator. 635 00:39:46,923 --> 00:39:47,984 You will delete everything. 636 00:39:48,842 --> 00:39:52,804 If you try something again similar - I will open a criminal case. 637 00:39:53,410 --> 00:39:54,463 I'll prove it. 638 00:39:56,097 --> 00:39:59,531 - Do you understand everything, my love? - Daddy, hello! 639 00:40:04,334 --> 00:40:06,438 Dad? Mom? 640 00:40:06,518 --> 00:40:07,797 Everything is fine? 641 00:40:07,877 --> 00:40:09,359 - Everything is fine! - Certainly. 642 00:40:10,701 --> 00:40:14,385 Yes. Go to bed, baby. Now I’ll read a book to you. 643 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:24,109 You thought she couldn't stand the shame and come back? 644 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:26,618 I won't allow it. 645 00:40:54,294 --> 00:40:57,344 Tatyana Vasilievna, forgive me, I'm not very comfortable talking, I... 646 00:40:57,424 --> 00:41:00,829 Okay, Seryozha, all these days I studied this Tinder and came to the conclusion 647 00:41:00,909 --> 00:41:03,909 that in Moscow there are only b...ds and only those who need money. 648 00:41:04,803 --> 00:41:06,665 It's hard to disagree with you. 649 00:41:06,745 --> 00:41:09,218 But a man needs a woman, that’s clear. 650 00:41:10,291 --> 00:41:11,447 Yes. 651 00:41:11,527 --> 00:41:14,551 And this is what I decided: we must get along with you. 652 00:41:14,631 --> 00:41:17,393 - Yes. - What? 653 00:41:17,473 --> 00:41:20,001 I am an experienced woman, neat, took care of herself 654 00:41:20,081 --> 00:41:23,601 I know and know how to appreciate a man. Perhaps elderly, but still strong. 655 00:41:23,681 --> 00:41:26,688 You will live with me. And there, if you find someone worthy, 656 00:41:26,768 --> 00:41:28,656 I won’t resist - I’ll let you go. 657 00:41:30,714 --> 00:41:33,087 - Can I think about it for a couple of days? - Of course, Seryozha. 658 00:41:33,167 --> 00:41:35,167 I’ll come the day after tomorrow, and we’ll think about it together. 659 00:41:35,247 --> 00:41:38,397 You will look at me, appreciate me, touch in indecent places 660 00:41:38,477 --> 00:41:40,302 I know - it is necessary. That's it, bye! 661 00:41:56,631 --> 00:41:59,398 Good afternoon, can I tell you anything? 662 00:42:00,526 --> 00:42:01,968 Don't even know. 663 00:42:04,965 --> 00:42:07,914 - This is Nikolai Ge? - Yes, exactly. 664 00:42:07,994 --> 00:42:09,994 The painting was recently stolen straight from an exhibition. 665 00:42:10,074 --> 00:42:13,735 I heard. I'm from the police, they reported to us. 666 00:42:14,892 --> 00:42:17,734 And with this reproduction no one was interested? 667 00:42:18,526 --> 00:42:22,352 You know, yes. On opening day exhibition a man bought it, 668 00:42:22,432 --> 00:42:26,853 and a couple of days later he returned it and said, that reproduction is not that. No contact. 669 00:42:27,430 --> 00:42:30,378 Do you have any contact information for this man? 670 00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:34,248 - Well... - Well, to return you need a passport. 671 00:42:34,818 --> 00:42:37,601 Oh, well, if it’s on a card, then yes. I'll take a look. 672 00:42:37,681 --> 00:42:38,640 Thank you. 673 00:42:52,709 --> 00:42:53,867 We need to talk. 674 00:42:55,263 --> 00:42:58,218 Just don't take rash actions, I may be crazy. 675 00:42:59,008 --> 00:43:01,114 Yeah... Please come in. 676 00:43:13,870 --> 00:43:16,101 Did you steal a masterpiece to drink with it? 677 00:43:18,345 --> 00:43:22,873 Well, there is no one living today to drink with, 678 00:43:22,953 --> 00:43:25,688 and here... the magnitude. 679 00:43:25,768 --> 00:43:28,318 Maybe somehow it was possible Can we get by with reproduction? 680 00:43:28,398 --> 00:43:32,524 No, no. Well, reproduction - this is bullshit, this is a simulacrum, this nonsense! 681 00:43:32,604 --> 00:43:35,504 Not. It's all the same that a person can be replaced by a robot, you understand? 682 00:43:35,584 --> 00:43:39,117 Even if it shines. And here is a real portrait. 683 00:43:39,890 --> 00:43:41,328 More than a hundred years. 684 00:43:42,092 --> 00:43:45,007 Even the paint has already faded. But he just bought 685 00:43:45,906 --> 00:43:49,063 invaluable life experience and wisdom. 686 00:43:50,366 --> 00:43:51,734 I went to see him twice. 687 00:43:52,842 --> 00:43:54,046 Looked closely... 688 00:44:00,521 --> 00:44:02,289 And he called me... 689 00:44:11,473 --> 00:44:13,132 Take me away from here. 690 00:44:16,947 --> 00:44:20,070 - Did he ask you himself? - No, I’ll invent something for you! 691 00:44:21,044 --> 00:44:22,307 I made up my mind. 692 00:44:23,562 --> 00:44:28,742 If it works out, life will be interesting. If it doesn’t work out, I’ll marry a hooligan. 693 00:44:29,653 --> 00:44:30,985 And it happened... 694 00:44:31,065 --> 00:44:33,909 I brought him and sat him down. We started drinking with him, 695 00:44:33,989 --> 00:44:36,621 he listened and listened, listened for a long time, and then... 696 00:44:37,566 --> 00:44:39,165 I started talking myself. 697 00:44:39,245 --> 00:44:41,180 And he asked me to record for him. 698 00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:43,454 I started writing it down, and he kept talking and talking! 699 00:44:43,534 --> 00:44:46,693 There is no time, not even... I can’t finish the bottle in the second day. 700 00:44:46,773 --> 00:44:49,836 Wise thoughts about the arrangement of Russia of the future. 701 00:44:49,916 --> 00:44:52,540 -Are you talking to him? - He's with me! 702 00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:56,936 And the thoughts are so viscous, wise... 703 00:44:58,658 --> 00:45:00,210 You may have a squirrel. 704 00:45:00,947 --> 00:45:04,954 Yes? And here it is, look! 705 00:45:05,034 --> 00:45:07,469 Written. Look, look! 706 00:45:07,549 --> 00:45:09,709 I never knew such words! 707 00:45:09,789 --> 00:45:12,336 And the names are so pretentious. 708 00:45:12,416 --> 00:45:14,867 Speransky, Arakcheev. Look, look! 709 00:45:14,947 --> 00:45:17,313 You are entitled to a decent sentence under the article. 710 00:45:17,393 --> 00:45:18,656 Up to ten years. 711 00:45:23,324 --> 00:45:24,272 And what? 712 00:45:26,631 --> 00:45:30,105 Well, if you were so kind and give me some money... 713 00:45:31,263 --> 00:45:34,882 I would forget about you and you would continue write down for the sage. 714 00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:36,813 How much? 715 00:45:37,894 --> 00:45:38,940 Three hundred thousand. 716 00:45:43,953 --> 00:45:46,665 There are 300 rubles, but right now! 717 00:45:46,745 --> 00:45:49,790 Three hundred thousand is still... 718 00:45:49,870 --> 00:45:51,609 You need to take out a loan 719 00:45:52,521 --> 00:45:54,520 consumer. We'll have to wait. 720 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,711 I'll wait. 721 00:45:55,791 --> 00:45:56,844 Goodbye. 722 00:46:13,578 --> 00:46:14,946 Anna Nikolaevna... 723 00:46:17,211 --> 00:46:19,161 I apologize to you, I was wrong. 724 00:46:19,241 --> 00:46:21,438 To the incident you did not have no relation. 725 00:46:21,518 --> 00:46:22,890 You can hit me. 726 00:46:23,535 --> 00:46:25,218 You are only human. 727 00:46:28,523 --> 00:46:31,704 So we’ve worked everything out, we’re waiting, until the portrait appears somewhere. 728 00:46:31,784 --> 00:46:33,523 Perhaps the kidnapper was hiding. 729 00:46:34,526 --> 00:46:37,125 So, hot on the heels 730 00:46:37,753 --> 00:46:39,204 could not be revealed. 731 00:46:39,284 --> 00:46:41,811 Apparently the tracks weren't hot enough. 732 00:46:41,891 --> 00:46:45,891 Well, Andrei Maratovich, we know 733 00:46:46,575 --> 00:46:51,313 how smart you are and that’s not how things were promoted. 734 00:46:51,393 --> 00:46:53,532 - Ooo. - Wow. 735 00:46:53,612 --> 00:46:56,243 Why did you give up so early? 736 00:46:56,842 --> 00:46:58,551 Didn't give up. No way. 737 00:46:58,631 --> 00:47:02,165 Changed tactics, comrade guard Colonel Viktor Sergeevich. 738 00:47:02,245 --> 00:47:04,030 Got it, sit down. 739 00:47:05,815 --> 00:47:07,184 Lieutenant Mokry. 740 00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:13,586 Well? What's with your unconventional version? 741 00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:16,679 I checked the version, it was not confirmed, 742 00:47:17,653 --> 00:47:20,187 I agree with my older comrades. 743 00:47:21,087 --> 00:47:22,766 We need to wait. 744 00:47:22,846 --> 00:47:26,961 - Until it comes up on its own. - Shit floats up in the hole! 745 00:47:27,041 --> 00:47:29,554 And here is a masterpiece! Get up! 746 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:37,305 Sorry, comrades, I lost my temper. 747 00:47:37,385 --> 00:47:38,333 Sit down. 748 00:47:40,725 --> 00:47:42,875 Cultural heritage I must deliver it personally! 749 00:47:42,955 --> 00:47:44,255 - I understand everything... - Understand! 750 00:47:44,335 --> 00:47:45,361 - I can't wait any longer! - What is this? 751 00:47:45,441 --> 00:47:48,929 - Comrade Colonel, allow me to report... - This Herzen is for me! 752 00:47:49,370 --> 00:47:52,120 Am I his fucking secretary? should I write down all this? 753 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,085 Stop! Did you steal? 754 00:47:54,165 --> 00:47:55,368 Yes! That's it! 755 00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:58,079 - What is this? - What? These are manuscripts! 756 00:47:58,159 --> 00:48:00,656 So he dictated to me, I wrote all this all the time. 757 00:48:00,736 --> 00:48:02,737 But this one... I’ll pull him along with me. 758 00:48:02,817 --> 00:48:06,922 He extorted 300 thousand from me, a bribe. By the way, here is the statement. That's it, please. 759 00:48:12,236 --> 00:48:13,976 This... what? 760 00:48:17,086 --> 00:48:18,350 What are you watching? 761 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,743 Arrest. 762 00:48:24,210 --> 00:48:27,501 The literary study I conducted the examination confirms 763 00:48:27,581 --> 00:48:31,243 that this is the spitting image of Herzen. Style, style, manner. 764 00:48:31,323 --> 00:48:33,323 All this needs to be published. 765 00:48:34,111 --> 00:48:36,743 This is a cultural treasure! 766 00:48:36,823 --> 00:48:40,860 What happens is the late Herzen spoke from the other world? 767 00:48:40,940 --> 00:48:43,985 - But he is... - He called Russia to the axe. 768 00:48:44,065 --> 00:48:47,013 This is for overthrow, this... and now what, 769 00:48:47,093 --> 00:48:49,274 How do we deal with all this? 770 00:48:49,354 --> 00:48:51,532 Let's do it this way. First, we'll put you in prison, 771 00:48:51,612 --> 00:48:53,882 and let’s comprehend what’s written, well, to the best of our ability. 772 00:48:56,742 --> 00:48:58,440 Ah-ah-ah! 773 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 Viktor Sergeevich, let’s exhale. 774 00:49:07,551 --> 00:49:08,757 Thank you. 775 00:49:09,789 --> 00:49:12,109 Well... Comrades... 776 00:49:13,247 --> 00:49:16,476 This is it... The end. 777 00:49:17,554 --> 00:49:18,818 Especially you. 778 00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:27,058 Vit, what kind of circus did you organize there? 779 00:49:27,138 --> 00:49:29,751 Well, it’s not a circus out of malice, but what kind of circus? 780 00:49:29,831 --> 00:49:32,511 Well, they asked you to be people, and you... 781 00:49:32,591 --> 00:49:36,527 like on stage: dressed up, talking like... 782 00:49:36,607 --> 00:49:40,238 with expression, thoughtfully, There is absolutely no swearing! 783 00:49:40,318 --> 00:49:42,823 - Well, we’re not accustomed to that. - Well, don’t f... di! 784 00:49:44,031 --> 00:49:47,084 - What? - Well, that's enough, stop it! 785 00:49:47,164 --> 00:49:48,532 Say “h...”. 786 00:49:49,578 --> 00:49:54,526 - Well... I can't afford it. - Come on, come on. Speak, this is an order! 787 00:49:57,698 --> 00:49:58,605 Kui. 788 00:49:59,281 --> 00:50:02,992 Well, I can’t, Alexander Evgenievich, I can't do it! 789 00:50:04,162 --> 00:50:07,937 Man swears in moments of joy and despair. 790 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:12,877 And just like that. To express the depth of the moment, 791 00:50:12,957 --> 00:50:17,024 the immediacy of existence, well, the main thing is that the person swears, 792 00:50:17,104 --> 00:50:20,789 even Lavrov, the minister, exclaimed: “Morons, b...d!” 793 00:50:21,368 --> 00:50:25,234 For which I thank him, he defended the honor of the Motherland. 794 00:50:26,210 --> 00:50:30,274 We need to make these androids like, 795 00:50:30,354 --> 00:50:33,203 so as not to be undermined, you know? 796 00:50:33,894 --> 00:50:37,835 The order is difficult, but feasible. 797 00:50:37,915 --> 00:50:42,335 That is, we deliberately underestimate officers' moral standards. 798 00:50:42,947 --> 00:50:44,551 Let's try and it will work. 799 00:50:44,631 --> 00:50:48,737 I wanted to ask regarding Lieutenant Mokroy. 800 00:50:48,817 --> 00:50:51,578 Who asked for a bribe? Well... 801 00:50:52,263 --> 00:50:55,422 Well done. This one gets a medal! 802 00:50:55,502 --> 00:50:56,599 Oh, generous! 803 00:50:56,679 --> 00:51:00,153 Well because he's the only one behaved like a person. 804 00:51:00,736 --> 00:51:03,851 So the case is quietly hushed up, 805 00:51:04,743 --> 00:51:09,265 say, there was a special operation there. Let him work, and also tell him 806 00:51:09,894 --> 00:51:12,719 that it was decided to make an android out of it. 807 00:51:12,799 --> 00:51:17,016 It's not true, but tell me motivate a person to do great things! 808 00:51:17,788 --> 00:51:18,715 Yes. 809 00:51:18,795 --> 00:51:19,860 Well... 810 00:51:19,940 --> 00:51:22,214 And with this literary Herzen's legacy 811 00:51:22,294 --> 00:51:24,854 who wanted to go to the ax and wake him up? 812 00:51:25,695 --> 00:51:26,804 What should I do? 813 00:51:32,853 --> 00:51:34,156 Let's keep it secret. 814 00:51:35,605 --> 00:51:38,929 Otherwise it will really wake you up someone this Herzen. 815 00:51:39,629 --> 00:51:41,171 Everyone sleep! 816 00:51:48,853 --> 00:51:50,221 Dad, I don't want it anymore. 817 00:51:51,378 --> 00:51:55,140 I don't want to either. Hold it in your hands then throw it in the trash. 818 00:51:55,765 --> 00:51:56,992 What is an urn? 819 00:51:57,601 --> 00:51:59,335 This is a well-mannered trash can. 820 00:52:04,634 --> 00:52:06,993 - Hello. - Hello, Anna Nikolaevna. 821 00:52:07,073 --> 00:52:10,231 - What are you doing here? - I admire it. What about you? 822 00:52:11,321 --> 00:52:13,024 And I'm raising a daughter. 823 00:52:13,104 --> 00:52:16,329 Here, I’m instilling a taste to high and durable. 824 00:52:16,409 --> 00:52:18,126 - Is this your daughter? - Yes. 825 00:52:18,206 --> 00:52:19,657 - Hello. - Hello. 826 00:52:19,737 --> 00:52:22,976 Can you finish my lollipop? There's no trash can here. 827 00:52:23,684 --> 00:52:26,477 Katya, this is a proposal ill-mannered child. 828 00:52:26,557 --> 00:52:29,469 I know this is your oversight. So will you finish your meal? 829 00:52:29,549 --> 00:52:31,655 - Please. - Let me do it myself. 830 00:52:44,860 --> 00:52:46,492 Do you have children? 831 00:52:47,597 --> 00:52:49,570 - No. - When will they be? 832 00:52:50,408 --> 00:52:53,250 - Kat... - I won't bother you. 833 00:52:58,479 --> 00:53:00,480 Hercule Maratovich Poirot 834 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,852 and his eminent colleague Anna Nikolaevna Holmes at your service! 835 00:53:03,932 --> 00:53:05,868 - Who is she according to her horoscope, by the way? - Cancer. 836 00:53:05,948 --> 00:53:08,790 Very good, Russia has crayfish... 837 00:53:11,227 --> 00:53:12,882 good relationship! 838 00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:17,429 If the law does not work, We'll kill you like a tramp. 839 00:53:18,343 --> 00:53:21,201 Yulka wrote a statement about you, that you beat her. 840 00:53:21,281 --> 00:53:22,867 Where's the evening cooking? 841 00:53:22,947 --> 00:53:25,407 I'm no longer a cook. I'm a sex bomb. 842 00:53:25,487 --> 00:53:27,037 I have something to show you. 843 00:53:27,117 --> 00:53:29,222 Very soon the world will be different.