1
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Anya!

2
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NO SIGNAL

3
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I didn't understand! What's happening?
Why did you turn off the device?

4
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Well, what the hell did I create?
She's on her own again!

5
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Turn on the device!

6
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Damn!

7
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She carries out her order.

8
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This is not a simple execution of an order.
She likes it. Well, it’s obvious!

9
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So, yes. If on the count of ten
you will not start the device,

10
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I promise you
that you will go to serve your sentence

11
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at the place of detention. Eight!

12
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Bitch!

13
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Eight and a half.

14
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- Still didn’t shoot.
- Why did you shoot at me?

15
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This is Nazimov's instruction.

16
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Thus, he checked that I was an android,
which works properly

17
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and follows all orders from superiors.

18
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Andrey, I love you!

19
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That's why I shot

20
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so as not to be hit by a bullet
vital organs.

21
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But they are hurt!

22
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If you want, shoot!

23
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Under the chin. Well, you remember.

24
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Crap! How alive!

25
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There are even wrinkles.

26
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This is unpleasant for a woman to hear.

27
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During runtime
android combat mission

28
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Major Pozharsky established
that Anna Nikolaevna is an android.

29
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This happened due to negligence.

30
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Reaction?

31
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Erection.

32
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That's not what I'm asking about!

33
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Oh, well, I mean, everything’s fine.
They talked.

34
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Tell Pozharsky,

35
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that disclosure will amount to
to high treason.

36
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Accordingly, the deadline is appropriate.

37
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Respectively.

38
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Maybe this is... Putting pressure on patriotism, huh?

39
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Fear is better.

40
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Why were we called to Moscow?

41
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- Train me.
- The whole herd?

42
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You are good teachers.

43
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I think you'll stay here
no more than a month. I'm smart.

44
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Even you believed that I was human.

45
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Tooth, husband, child, dog.

46
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- Allergy to dog.
- Your shirt.

47
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Earnestly.

48
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I'm talking about family. I was there, near the door,

49
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and heard everything.

50
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<i>Anya, how much is it possible?
What do you mean, Mom and Dad?</i>

51
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Well, sorry!
I should have celebrated with my colleagues.

52
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Corporate ethics. You said it yourself!

53
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Well, what kind of corporate ethics do cops have?

54
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I'm tired of everything! Also this dog!

55
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Everyone go to sleep!

56
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Well, hush, hush!
I see that you are happy, just be quiet!

57
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Bravo to the engineers!

58
00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:10,226
But still, why do they
can't eliminate one ailment?

59
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What illness?

60
00:05:13,745 --> 00:05:14,734
Why you...

61
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turns off during orgasm?

62
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This is not an orgasm. Nazimov turned me off.

63
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How? I was with him...

64
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They arranged this meeting for you,
so that you believe.

65
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So what next?

66
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They ask me to tell you

67
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that the disclosure of information about me

68
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will be equivalent
to high treason.

69
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- They could put pressure on patriotism.
- Fear is better.

70
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<i>-Where are you going? You can't go there!
- I can! My husband is there!</i>

71
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<i>- Girl, you're drunk!
- This is not my only advantage!</i>

72
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- This is Nastya. Hide.
- No, you are the one hiding.

73
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I know how to talk
with drunk, anxious women.

74
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- Calm down, I said it’s not allowed!
- Take your hands off!

75
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I have... Major Pozharsky working here!

76
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Thank you. Leave us.

77
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Lord, what a family!

78
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I'm human. The prototype of that android.

79
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God!

80
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Didn't even say it.

81
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Forgive me.

82
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I'm so anxious
this Moscow, all these!

83
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Andrey is still moving away.

84
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Doesn't pick up the phone.

85
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I'll call him now.

86
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Wow!

87
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The network is gone.

88
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This happens often here.

89
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This is the place.

90
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Oh. He wouldn't have taken it.

91
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He... continues to cheat on me with this Sherwood.

92
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With this... ex-fiancee of his.

93
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I assure you
he's not cheating on you. With Sherwood.

94
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I was reported
that he is on a dangerous mission.

95
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You are so naive!

96
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And I tried
deal with the problem like a man.

97
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No cigarettes or vodka.

98
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Only one person in the family should drink. Man.

99
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Yes. And then there is harmony in the family.

100
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Yes.

101
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That's good!
They'll take you now. We will guide you.

102
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The connection can already be jammed.

103
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<i>Duty officer, please escort me
Major Pozharsky's wife to a taxi!</i>

104
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Please excuse me
for the family scene. Coffee?

105
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Well, first of all, I don't drink coffee.
And secondly, you must go home.

106
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Why so abruptly?

107
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You said “yes” in one sacred place.

108
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Go home, Pozharsky!

109
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- What's wrong with you?
- With me?

110
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I'm trying to do
right, humanly!

111
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I have feelings too.

112
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- What was that?
- And this is conscience, Pozharsky! Conscience!

113
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Yes, this is not my invention - conscience,
but the mechanism is self-learning.

114
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This man has no conscience.
Evolution delivered.

115
00:09:06,037 --> 00:09:08,151
But Android has and will have it.

116
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Both conscience and nationality.

117
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- Russian!
- Yes, sit down!

118
00:09:12,689 --> 00:09:14,929
Even though I am Jewish myself, but...

119
00:09:15,533 --> 00:09:17,534
Russians are the titular nation.

120
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I acknowledge and emphasize.

121
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I also had a girlfriend.

122
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At first she brought my husband back and returned,

123
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and then she took me away.

124
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- Because there is no conscience.
- Yes.

125
00:09:32,737 --> 00:09:33,914
And there is a lot of it here.

126
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For export.

127
00:09:40,104 --> 00:09:41,083
Where is he?

128
00:09:43,692 --> 00:09:45,234
Where do you love each other here?

129
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- In terms of?! Are you looking for Pozharsky?
- So.

130
00:09:48,812 --> 00:09:50,347
- He's not here!
- Yes!

131
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- Not really!
- Andrey!

132
00:09:53,456 --> 00:09:56,606
I'll talk to him. I need to say
a few words to him. And I'll leave you.

133
00:09:56,686 --> 00:09:59,005
- Stop looking, do you hear?
- Andrey!

134
00:10:13,536 --> 00:10:14,948
Yes, this is his child.

135
00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:17,528
That's why he comes to me.
And it will continue to walk.

136
00:10:17,608 --> 00:10:19,117
And he will leave you, understand?

137
00:10:24,159 --> 00:10:26,559
The fact that he is not at home is a problem.

138
00:10:29,436 --> 00:10:30,482
Or is he at work?

139
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:24,400
- I'm glad that you still stayed.
- Is this for my daughter?

140
00:11:27,695 --> 00:11:29,448
I was at Sherwood's. I was looking for you.

141
00:11:31,903 --> 00:11:33,297
I was in ambush.

142
00:11:35,272 --> 00:11:38,018
Andrey, do you believe her?
What is this your child?

143
00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:43,960
Daughter. The child has a gender and a name.

144
00:11:48,534 --> 00:11:49,607
I don't know.

145
00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:54,423
But I like to think
that I have a daughter.

146
00:12:41,963 --> 00:12:43,614
Viktor Sergeevich, in general...

147
00:12:44,999 --> 00:12:47,899
I want you to transfer me
under the patronage of Shchedrin.

148
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:50,875
Gain experience.

149
00:12:52,127 --> 00:12:53,673
Oh, how you sang!

150
00:12:53,753 --> 00:12:57,208
Shchedrin is a Moscow man.
Prospects, things are serious.

151
00:12:57,288 --> 00:13:00,244
Come on, let's go to your Shchedrin!

152
00:13:00,324 --> 00:13:02,452
- Leave your comrades!
- Why quit?

153
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:05,149
There are already three of us doing one thing!

154
00:13:05,229 --> 00:13:07,629
Oh, Andrey! It's good that you came!

155
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,415
You don't know. Come on in.

156
00:13:09,495 --> 00:13:13,435
Here, our comrade
decided to reveal his true face.

157
00:13:14,249 --> 00:13:17,899
Since we have little experience,
We do not provide patronage

158
00:13:17,979 --> 00:13:21,017
Judas Wet decided to leave

159
00:13:21,097 --> 00:13:22,737
under the leadership of Shchedrin.

160
00:13:23,939 --> 00:13:24,912
Wow!

161
00:13:26,312 --> 00:13:27,433
Well, then let him go.

162
00:13:27,513 --> 00:13:29,383
He comes down, comes back, repents,

163
00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:31,903
He will stand on his knees and cry, we will forgive.

164
00:13:31,983 --> 00:13:33,429
Go ahead, Judas.

165
00:13:35,395 --> 00:13:38,407
And these are the words
towards your colleagues

166
00:13:38,487 --> 00:13:40,180
Shchedrin does not allow himself.

167
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,054
Come on, come on!

168
00:13:44,318 --> 00:13:45,384
Asshole.

169
00:13:46,301 --> 00:13:49,707
Viktor Sergeevich,
please take the doll.

170
00:13:50,942 --> 00:13:52,675
Wow, Andrey!

171
00:13:52,755 --> 00:13:56,680
I'm somehow a plush toy
no longer inspire. What are you doing?

172
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:57,947
Yes, this is for your granddaughter.

173
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:00,667
To your daughter.

174
00:14:01,998 --> 00:14:05,131
Yes. Please pass it on.
I just don’t know when I’ll see you.

175
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,510
Better give it to that asshole Mokroy.

176
00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,498
Listen, she has such toys there!

177
00:14:09,578 --> 00:14:12,879
She is for this doll
won't even touch. You're better than that.

178
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,676
Listen to me. She can't have dairy

179
00:14:15,756 --> 00:14:18,551
she has allergies. Secretly buy her a sundae.

180
00:14:18,631 --> 00:14:20,488
This will be your secret with her.

181
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,316
That's what I do. I feed her

182
00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:24,176
and she told me: “Thank you, grandfather!

183
00:14:24,256 --> 00:14:25,733
Thank you, grandfather!”

184
00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:28,266
Knows how to touch an officer's heart!

185
00:14:28,346 --> 00:14:29,315
It's clear.

186
00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,136
Andrey?

187
00:15:08,005 --> 00:15:10,684
Nasten! Hello, sunshine!

188
00:15:16,435 --> 00:15:19,676
Andrey, you know what? I baked pies.

189
00:15:19,756 --> 00:15:22,502
And... I decided to leave.

190
00:15:22,582 --> 00:15:24,217
Well done, Nasten!

191
00:15:27,256 --> 00:15:28,276
In terms of?

192
00:15:28,973 --> 00:15:31,598
I love it when a woman
makes decisions herself.

193
00:15:31,678 --> 00:15:34,571
And I always support
you in this. And the woman in you.

194
00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:36,881
Crap.

195
00:15:36,961 --> 00:15:39,693
If necessary, I'm your things
I'll take you to the station. Want?

196
00:15:49,856 --> 00:15:52,984
Here you go. Need fine tuning.
I warned you!

197
00:15:55,547 --> 00:15:56,757
He warned!

198
00:15:58,096 --> 00:15:59,805
Anna Nikolaevna, please check

199
00:15:59,885 --> 00:16:02,335
otherwise we're nervous
maybe they wrote something wrong.

200
00:16:02,415 --> 00:16:03,399
Yes.

201
00:16:05,093 --> 00:16:07,334
Wet, why aren’t you at Shchedrin’s?

202
00:16:07,414 --> 00:16:09,375
Or does he not drink coffee or eat donuts?

203
00:16:10,309 --> 00:16:11,609
I mean, from Shchedrin?

204
00:16:11,689 --> 00:16:15,423
Our chick has grown up and wants to work
with more qualified cops.

205
00:16:15,503 --> 00:16:16,454
It's a matter of honor.

206
00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:19,779
I need to help my friend.
I’m helping, moving to Shchedrin’s team.

207
00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:21,360
-What are you doing, Mokry?
- Glory!

208
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,940
Wet, to be honest
there is no command.

209
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:27,120
I told you this so that you
did not fall out of the nest ahead of time.

210
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,350
And so everyone works for themselves
and strictly obey their superiors.

211
00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:33,300
Come on, what's wrong with you?
Oh, Zhenya!

212
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,579
- Hello! Are you done?
- Yes.

213
00:16:35,659 --> 00:16:36,765
That is, no.

214
00:16:37,772 --> 00:16:40,492
Well, yes for now, but no longer.

215
00:16:40,572 --> 00:16:43,550
Well, we’ll tell you everything now, Andryusha.

216
00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:45,407
No, come on, you can do better.

217
00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:49,719
In general, this is Andrei Maratovich.

218
00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:53,019
- We're suckers.
- So.

219
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,547
Your comrades have become victims of scammers.

220
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:02,738
Yes, I confess honestly
I was waiting to see who would be heated first.

221
00:17:02,818 --> 00:17:06,099
After all, as folk wisdom says,
if you were in Moscow

222
00:17:06,179 --> 00:17:08,329
and you won’t get fucked... and that means
you haven't been to Moscow.

223
00:17:08,409 --> 00:17:11,415
Wet, Shchedrin, of course,
does not use obscene language.

224
00:17:11,495 --> 00:17:12,873
Of course.

225
00:17:12,953 --> 00:17:15,383
OK. Come on,
take the problem out and put it down.

226
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,936
- Zhenya and I are lying in bed...
- No details.

227
00:17:21,016 --> 00:17:22,730
- There was already intimacy.
- Yes.

228
00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:26,133
Don't worry. And then I tell her...

229
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,027
Why are we actually puffing ourselves up?

230
00:17:29,244 --> 00:17:30,365
Are we busting our ass?

231
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:32,914
Shall we turn our cheek?

232
00:17:34,903 --> 00:17:36,047
Why is all this?

233
00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:41,793
It's good if there is heaven.
At least we can rest there.

234
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,648
What if he’s not there, huh?

235
00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:46,526
Well, what if not?

236
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:51,675
And I answer him: “We agreed
already saving for an apartment! Well, what kind of hysteria?”

237
00:17:51,755 --> 00:17:56,485
And I say that somehow it is necessary
speed up omoskvichivanie. Here.

238
00:17:56,565 --> 00:17:59,770
So that while still strong,
well, they seem to be young,

239
00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:02,008
healthy, beautiful...

240
00:18:02,088 --> 00:18:05,344
In general, in order to have time to save up,
still sane.

241
00:18:05,424 --> 00:18:09,224
“I don’t understand what you’re getting at, I say.”
- And I say: “I’m getting towards a mortgage.”

242
00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:11,021
Well, we've drunk the broth, let's get the grounds.

243
00:18:11,877 --> 00:18:15,501
We went through all these advertisements,
chose an apartment.

244
00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:17,127
We agreed to view it.

245
00:18:19,059 --> 00:18:20,757
Well, describe your home.

246
00:18:20,837 --> 00:18:23,704
Andrey! Two-room apartment!

247
00:18:23,784 --> 00:18:26,271
Inside the Moscow Ring Road. There's a three-ruble note nearby.

248
00:18:26,351 --> 00:18:28,351
- Well, just nobles.
- Yes.

249
00:18:30,753 --> 00:18:34,218
- And how much did such delight cost?
- Six million!

250
00:18:35,368 --> 00:18:38,548
- Ten million, no less.
- That’s what captivated me!

251
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,060
Why is such an apartment so inexpensive?

252
00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:48,766
This is because: “Granddaughter,
urgently sell the apartment.

253
00:18:48,846 --> 00:18:50,265
We are moving abroad for permanent residence.”

254
00:18:50,939 --> 00:18:52,065
How do you know?

255
00:18:52,692 --> 00:18:55,092
I was actually hoping
to a more interesting legend.

256
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,626
Well, I don't want to ask
where does the down payment come from?

257
00:18:58,706 --> 00:19:01,427
- I suffered.
- I didn’t want to ask.

258
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:02,847
Yes, I'm a prostitute.

259
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:05,695
Independent. Elite.

260
00:19:06,504 --> 00:19:08,504
- Nice to meet you.
- And I.

261
00:19:09,163 --> 00:19:10,730
Well, to the description of the scammers!

262
00:19:14,935 --> 00:19:16,937
Where does this dissonance in views come from?

263
00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:23,711
Andrey, I don’t remember, honestly.
Maybe they gave him something to drink?

264
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,240
She had tea there, right?

265
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,109
Andrey, well, it’s real there
there was something to see.

266
00:19:31,768 --> 00:19:34,048
The cunning of criminals knows no bounds!

267
00:19:34,128 --> 00:19:35,978
No, in general the girl was very nice.

268
00:19:36,058 --> 00:19:37,608
- I wouldn’t have thought at all...
- Yes.

269
00:19:37,688 --> 00:19:41,188
She even contributed to the loan
take it at just three percent, Andryukh!

270
00:19:41,268 --> 00:19:44,123
- And where do such missionaries sit?
- “Merringue Bank”!

271
00:19:45,377 --> 00:19:48,104
French. We thought it wouldn't burst.

272
00:19:48,184 --> 00:19:49,816
There is no such bank in the register.

273
00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:52,252
Do you know all the banks on the register?

274
00:19:52,332 --> 00:19:55,085
There are only about 200 of them left.
It's not hard to remember.

275
00:19:56,322 --> 00:19:59,735
With such a person
could work, Wet. And gain experience.

276
00:19:59,815 --> 00:20:03,062
But now you'll rob
vegetable warehouses and feed from registration.

277
00:20:04,356 --> 00:20:06,539
Well, come on, describe a one-day bank.

278
00:20:06,619 --> 00:20:08,619
Do you remember the insidious tellers?

279
00:20:18,022 --> 00:20:20,222
- Clear.
- Okay, guys. You know, I can handle it.

280
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,602
- I'll make money. I don't want to stress you out.
- So, sit down! She can handle it!

281
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,782
We will find the scammers and possibly put them in jail.

282
00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:28,495
Yes, Andrey!
We need to get our money back, you know?

283
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:31,138
They were earned with these hands,
Do you understand?

284
00:20:31,218 --> 00:20:34,256
- Earned by honest labor!
- Slava, I’ll do my best.

285
00:20:34,336 --> 00:20:37,336
And perhaps I’ll even attract Shchedrin,
if it doesn't work out.

286
00:20:37,416 --> 00:20:39,511
So. I suggest we split up.

287
00:20:39,591 --> 00:20:42,179
I’m with Lyapin, Anna Nikolaevna, and here you are...

288
00:20:43,388 --> 00:20:47,530
Well, let's try. Just remember: this
your last tour in this band.

289
00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:50,908
And you know what?
And I won’t work at all. All.

290
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,641
Solve this matter yourself.

291
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,523
I will reveal it in three days. Can you do it in two?

292
00:20:57,552 --> 00:20:59,865
Open up, Andrey Maratovich.

293
00:21:00,649 --> 00:21:04,102
Wet! What are you doing? Wait!
Well, what are you doing? Well, Wet!

294
00:21:09,211 --> 00:21:12,764
- Who will we ride on?
- Nobody will ride anyone.

295
00:21:14,966 --> 00:21:17,679
You say so
as if I used harassment yesterday.

296
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,416
- Not love and affection.
- So, so.

297
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:23,646
One more hint and I'll put it down
report to superiors about harassment.

298
00:21:24,768 --> 00:21:26,492
Get in the car. Yours.

299
00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:30,523
You... you're a logical machine!
O's, ones.

300
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,993
- Yes, Nastya, just quickly.
<i>- You don't need me.</i>

301
00:21:39,073 --> 00:21:40,473
<i>I won't bother you anymore.</i>

302
00:21:40,553 --> 00:21:42,881
We can get a divorce remotely,
I found out.

303
00:21:42,961 --> 00:21:44,811
What is this call for now, Nastya?

304
00:21:45,275 --> 00:21:47,048
<i>I want to give you one last chance.</i>

305
00:21:47,128 --> 00:21:50,437
<i>My train leaves in three hours,
and you can stop me.</i>

306
00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:54,923
I'm so tired of everything!
I won't stop anyone!

307
00:21:55,003 --> 00:21:56,953
<i>Do as you see fit, ladies.</i>

308
00:22:08,053 --> 00:22:10,173
Wet, can you even imagine

309
00:22:10,253 --> 00:22:13,048
how many fucking kilometers
she'll have to pump,

310
00:22:13,128 --> 00:22:15,062
to earn a two-room rent in Moscow?

311
00:22:15,866 --> 00:22:18,836
And here I am, you know,
I wasn't ashamed. I counted.

312
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:24,562
Kopeck piece on average in Moscow,
it costs ten lamas.

313
00:22:25,461 --> 00:22:28,516
The length of the spruce is on average 15 centimeters.

314
00:22:28,596 --> 00:22:30,896
- Well, that's on average.
- Well, on average for the country.

315
00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,626
So we take these ten lyams,

316
00:22:32,706 --> 00:22:36,861
divide by one and a half mowers
and multiply by, well, 15 centimeters.

317
00:22:37,827 --> 00:22:40,774
It turns out to be a whole kilometer. You understand?

318
00:22:40,854 --> 00:22:43,968
She will have to suck a kilometer of dicks!

319
00:22:45,054 --> 00:22:47,882
Yes, I can hardly run through this, you understand?

320
00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:57,203
<i>Tickets on sale...</i>

321
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:02,367
<i>We invite visitors to our center.</i>

322
00:23:08,780 --> 00:23:09,843
Anastasia?

323
00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:14,531
Did he send you?

324
00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:16,797
No, I'm on my own.

325
00:23:20,986 --> 00:23:21,939
For what?

326
00:23:23,996 --> 00:23:26,201
A man without a family is a business traveler.

327
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,555
And I can’t stand business trips.

328
00:23:28,635 --> 00:23:29,815
They don't work well.

329
00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:33,150
Go home and be his wife.

330
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,672
You are his homeland,
for which he went into the fire and into the flames.

331
00:23:40,354 --> 00:23:41,461
May be.

332
00:23:43,053 --> 00:23:45,053
But there... There's such...

333
00:23:49,864 --> 00:23:53,039
- Yes, even with my daughter...
- Well, fight for him! Fight!

334
00:23:53,635 --> 00:23:56,117
Don't let anyone
take away your happiness.

335
00:23:59,074 --> 00:24:00,093
But how?

336
00:24:01,159 --> 00:24:02,159
I'll help you.

337
00:24:03,835 --> 00:24:07,194
Men, although they are complex people,
but primitive.

338
00:24:08,129 --> 00:24:09,984
Oh look! Major!

339
00:24:11,043 --> 00:24:13,920
I believe. Come in! I invite you to the room.

340
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,923
Only if they wipe their feet. Wipe your feet!

341
00:24:17,003 --> 00:24:18,664
And hang your cap here.

342
00:24:19,743 --> 00:24:22,596
Here's the toilet, if you need it. Come in! Come in!

343
00:24:25,735 --> 00:24:28,563
Are you aware
what happened to your apartment?

344
00:24:28,643 --> 00:24:29,672
Yes.

345
00:24:30,313 --> 00:24:33,014
My daughter called.
We arrived immediately. How?

346
00:24:33,094 --> 00:24:36,535
-Where did you come from?
- We have a winter dacha.

347
00:24:36,615 --> 00:24:39,594
We live there all year round.
And Katyushka suggested:

348
00:24:39,674 --> 00:24:41,579
“Let’s rent out the apartment.”

349
00:24:41,659 --> 00:24:45,434
What do we have?
We spend half our pension on medicines.

350
00:24:45,514 --> 00:24:48,601
- I think: why not?
- Katyusha is your daughter?

351
00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:52,140
Yes. Young, beautiful.

352
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,707
Not married. Says:

353
00:24:53,787 --> 00:24:56,109
dad, mom, it’s just guys now, he says,

354
00:24:56,189 --> 00:25:00,351
everyone is so infra... infan...
Well, they're useless. Yes.

355
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,987
Is this really true, huh?

356
00:25:06,870 --> 00:25:07,899
And you, major?

357
00:25:07,979 --> 00:25:10,843
- Do you really suspect me?
- Of course.

358
00:25:12,041 --> 00:25:13,220
This is very profitable.

359
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:17,446
Do you think that pensioners are nice?
can't pull off such a scam?

360
00:25:17,526 --> 00:25:20,188
- Theoretically, yes.
- Here.

361
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:23,037
But I, Major, blame my daughter.

362
00:25:23,117 --> 00:25:27,062
Young generation.
I sent my parents to the dacha,

363
00:25:27,142 --> 00:25:30,117
and she turns the planet around for herself as she wants.

364
00:25:31,221 --> 00:25:32,454
Yes...

365
00:25:33,338 --> 00:25:36,398
We are already too old for these things.

366
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,868
- But remember, you are under suspicion.
- This is right.

367
00:25:40,948 --> 00:25:45,030
Well done! Molo...
I, you know, I’m even ready to be arrested.

368
00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:48,968
Is it true. But only under a political article.

369
00:25:49,718 --> 00:25:53,140
It's a shame to sit in a criminal case. Ashamed.

370
00:25:54,101 --> 00:25:58,224
That's the kind of person I am.
ABOUT! Look, here comes my daughter!

371
00:25:58,304 --> 00:26:00,759
Like a cue in the theater!

372
00:26:00,839 --> 00:26:03,826
- Meet my daughter! Officer! Hussar!
- Hello.

373
00:26:03,906 --> 00:26:06,382
Daughter. Look! One face!

374
00:26:07,863 --> 00:26:10,054
Okay, stop! Stop, stop, stop!

375
00:26:13,454 --> 00:26:14,601
There was a bank here.

376
00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:19,039
Now it is generally unclear what they are trading.
"Barbershop".

377
00:26:21,022 --> 00:26:23,617
It's clear that they're screwing. But who the hell knows how.

378
00:26:25,938 --> 00:26:27,437
We need to go to the landlord.

379
00:26:28,077 --> 00:26:32,377
The one who rented out the space must understand
to whom and what. Well, there are documents and all that.

380
00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:34,350
Wet!

381
00:26:35,378 --> 00:26:37,148
Or maybe you really are a cop?

382
00:26:40,369 --> 00:26:44,516
Well, they paid for six months at once.
There was no lease agreement.

383
00:26:44,596 --> 00:26:48,264
Well, you understand: money is not that
and big, but there are a lot of problems.

384
00:26:48,344 --> 00:26:49,359
Yeah.

385
00:26:50,117 --> 00:26:51,234
Yes.

386
00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:53,866
Sorry.

387
00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:57,195
- Are you really a daughter?
- Yes.

388
00:26:57,912 --> 00:27:00,469
I am from my mother's first marriage. He was a diplomat.

389
00:27:00,549 --> 00:27:01,755
A!

390
00:27:02,926 --> 00:27:06,719
- Well, who did you rent the apartment to?
- Well, quite a decent Slavic couple.

391
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:10,105
- Can you describe it?
- For me, all Slavs look the same.

392
00:27:11,159 --> 00:27:12,709
Maybe some special signs?

393
00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:17,931
She had a mole. Here. Birthmark.

394
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:20,751
- Strange shape.
- Don't show it on yourself.

395
00:27:21,534 --> 00:27:24,073
- Can you draw?
- Yes, sure.

396
00:27:38,919 --> 00:27:39,947
Allow me!

397
00:27:40,027 --> 00:27:41,767
- Look!
- Normal, right?

398
00:27:41,847 --> 00:27:43,448
-Where are you going?
- I'm a cop.

399
00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:45,686
- And I am the victim.
- I'm a victim cop.

400
00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:47,866
- What's going on here? Man?
- Fine?

401
00:27:47,946 --> 00:27:51,298
We have an emergency here.
Not only Lyapin suffered with this...

402
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:54,981
Well... With his wife Evgenia,

403
00:27:55,664 --> 00:27:58,266
and also a huge number of citizens.

404
00:27:58,346 --> 00:28:00,462
It's the end of the world here.

405
00:28:00,542 --> 00:28:03,694
ABOUT! Exactly, my word.
That's what I called this situation.

406
00:28:03,774 --> 00:28:06,140
I would call it my own word,
but not in front of children.

407
00:28:07,765 --> 00:28:09,840
- What do you have?
- Nothing definite.

408
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,847
The apartment was both rented and sold.

409
00:28:11,927 --> 00:28:15,440
The office was open for three days. Dozens! Understand?
Dozens of deceived citizens.

410
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:19,327
I can feel it right now, Slava.
I feel how worried you are about them.

411
00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:21,007
You probably won't get enough sleep today.

412
00:28:22,097 --> 00:28:25,196
- What about the bank?
- There is no longer a bank, but a barbershop.

413
00:28:25,276 --> 00:28:27,844
How many times have I asked in this office

414
00:28:27,924 --> 00:28:29,850
speak Russian?

415
00:28:29,930 --> 00:28:33,563
- Well, this is a beard barbershop.
- Thank you, Slava.

416
00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:38,514
The landlord says
that the office can be rented out to anyone.

417
00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:39,621
If only it weren't ISIS.

418
00:28:40,462 --> 00:28:41,601
Everything there is according to the law.

419
00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:46,241
In general, I'm not going to give up.

420
00:28:46,321 --> 00:28:48,887
I have, yes
I have a personal interest here.

421
00:28:49,854 --> 00:28:52,954
- Well, this is an obvious hang-up.
- Yes? Why so?

422
00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:56,711
Let's start with a metaphor.
Sledak is like a doctor.

423
00:28:56,791 --> 00:29:00,491
He must immediately see the matter in which
there is potential. And in which it is not.

424
00:29:01,332 --> 00:29:03,907
Well then it’s simple
the person needs to be calmed down.

425
00:29:03,987 --> 00:29:05,758
Well, now I have a triple slaughter.

426
00:29:05,838 --> 00:29:09,598
The roommate shot his mistress,
mother-in-law and father-in-law. This is resonance!

427
00:29:09,678 --> 00:29:11,915
This is the priority.

428
00:29:11,995 --> 00:29:14,175
And then what? No one was hurt.

429
00:29:15,278 --> 00:29:18,899
The main thing is that your energy will be wasted.

430
00:29:18,979 --> 00:29:20,172
Why didn't he get hurt?

431
00:29:20,958 --> 00:29:22,797
I got hurt. On the lam.

432
00:29:30,857 --> 00:29:33,007
Should you solve the case or return the lam?

433
00:29:34,841 --> 00:29:36,548
Well, the money needs to be returned anyway.

434
00:29:36,628 --> 00:29:39,555
There is a businessman here,
was engaged in cashing out government funds.

435
00:29:39,635 --> 00:29:42,616
And contract killings.
We need to take it into circulation

436
00:29:42,696 --> 00:29:44,992
start a case. So how?

437
00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:47,883
Will we make money?

438
00:29:49,558 --> 00:29:52,511
I'm still messing around with this ghoul.
What if I catch it?

439
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:58,125
We need to help Slava.
I will help as soon as possible, and immediately.

440
00:29:59,176 --> 00:30:01,895
Help Slava.
And let's take on serious matters already.

441
00:30:07,790 --> 00:30:09,195
You must fight.

442
00:30:10,027 --> 00:30:11,353
Men like it.

443
00:30:11,937 --> 00:30:15,525
Lord have mercy!
Not for the sake of lust, not for Instagram.

444
00:30:22,370 --> 00:30:24,770
- Well, what are you like as a girl?
- Oh.

445
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,161
Well, you need lust. Passion.

446
00:30:47,781 --> 00:30:49,667
Remember what Sherwood looks like.

447
00:30:50,656 --> 00:30:53,972
And imagine with what eyes
she can look at Andrey.

448
00:31:08,357 --> 00:31:10,257
- Lord, how embarrassing!
- What's happened?

449
00:31:10,337 --> 00:31:12,963
You close the curtains!

450
00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:30,910
- It’s just...
- They're just boobs.

451
00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:32,390
What matters is what's underneath.

452
00:31:34,504 --> 00:31:35,870
Well, you're cool...

453
00:32:28,871 --> 00:32:30,640
That's who I'm glad to see, that's who I'm glad to see.

454
00:32:31,762 --> 00:32:34,588
In vain I repainted the car.
So at least you stood out in some way.

455
00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:43,431
- Genetic paternity test?
- Yes.

456
00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:47,524
- I didn't ask.
- But you doubted it.

457
00:32:47,604 --> 00:32:50,076
And now there is no doubt.
So accept your daughter.

458
00:32:51,047 --> 00:32:52,256
Daughter, not you?

459
00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:55,695
Well, the main thing is that it is your decision.

460
00:32:55,775 --> 00:32:59,304
You are a man and it's up to you to decide
What should we all do now, women?

461
00:32:59,384 --> 00:33:01,325
Some with you, some without you.

462
00:33:01,405 --> 00:33:03,358
- Good evening.
- Good evening.

463
00:33:06,609 --> 00:33:08,029
Why are you fawning?

464
00:33:08,935 --> 00:33:10,264
I? What nonsense!

465
00:33:19,005 --> 00:33:20,319
Andrey, aren't you ashamed?

466
00:33:22,871 --> 00:33:26,506
-Are you ashamed?
- Of course, I'm ashamed. And that's okay.

467
00:33:28,811 --> 00:33:32,111
Gendarmes! Be brave! Connect with your idol!

468
00:33:32,191 --> 00:33:34,472
Be brave! Let's approach!

469
00:33:34,552 --> 00:33:36,683
We take pictures. Maybe a selfie...

470
00:33:36,763 --> 00:33:39,460
Android is overcome by pangs of conscience?
Did I hear right?

471
00:33:40,249 --> 00:33:43,420
- This is fine?
- Police chief Pozharsky?

472
00:33:46,609 --> 00:33:48,828
- Glad to welcome you!
- I don’t believe it.

473
00:33:48,908 --> 00:33:52,125
Do you want me to give you an autograph?
If you sell, you will live!

474
00:33:52,205 --> 00:33:54,811
Nastya will delight you with roasted chestnuts.

475
00:33:55,753 --> 00:33:57,240
Svishchev, I’ll smooth it out, I can do it.

476
00:33:58,794 --> 00:34:01,551
I always liked Pozharsky.

477
00:34:01,631 --> 00:34:04,576
I took the image from him. But he ennobled it.

478
00:34:05,687 --> 00:34:08,121
Come on! Insult!

479
00:34:08,201 --> 00:34:10,280
- Insult me!
- Why did you come?

480
00:34:11,247 --> 00:34:14,481
I came for the material
gentlemen, for my project.

481
00:34:14,561 --> 00:34:17,948
ABOUT! What people!

482
00:34:18,028 --> 00:34:20,568
From the peaks and to our station!

483
00:34:20,648 --> 00:34:22,321
Applause, comrades!

484
00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:25,624
Notified. Notified.

485
00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:28,218
They called from there.

486
00:34:28,298 --> 00:34:31,738
Glad, Mr. Svishchev.
I never thought I would see it so close.

487
00:34:31,818 --> 00:34:33,715
I won't wash my hand.

488
00:34:33,795 --> 00:34:38,234
Comrades! In front of you
embodiment of a policeman,

489
00:34:38,314 --> 00:34:42,274
dearly loved by all the Russian people!

490
00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:47,253
Let's go to the office. Pozharsky, can you help?

491
00:34:48,078 --> 00:34:50,015
What? Tell stories to Svishchev?

492
00:34:50,095 --> 00:34:52,192
Share your experience with a screen star,

493
00:34:52,272 --> 00:34:55,518
help, so to speak
dive deeper into the image.

494
00:34:56,491 --> 00:34:59,241
Tell him that the police are
It's not a profession, it's a race.

495
00:34:59,321 --> 00:35:00,821
And the pyramids were built by local police officers.

496
00:35:02,598 --> 00:35:05,644
A man far from art!
Ham! Please!

497
00:35:12,970 --> 00:35:15,990
- Hello.
- Hello. Come in.

498
00:35:17,821 --> 00:35:21,495
Actually, I
Vasilisa recommended you.

499
00:35:21,575 --> 00:35:22,984
- Take off your clothes.
- Yes, yes.

500
00:35:23,064 --> 00:35:24,664
- Maybe a massage?
- No no.

501
00:35:24,744 --> 00:35:26,875
- No?
- No need. I just need to talk.

502
00:35:26,955 --> 00:35:29,273
- Understood. Let's.
- Shoes?

503
00:35:29,353 --> 00:35:31,765
Don't take off your shoes. Maybe you can wash your hands?

504
00:35:31,845 --> 00:35:33,617
- Well, of course.
- To the right is the door.

505
00:35:33,697 --> 00:35:34,639
Fine.

506
00:35:40,798 --> 00:35:43,265
- Hm.
- Why is your door open?

507
00:35:43,345 --> 00:35:46,092
- Quiet! Derevianko!
- Come on!

508
00:35:53,982 --> 00:35:56,092
Three, two, one!

509
00:36:15,587 --> 00:36:18,127
Dad, look! The height of the world!

510
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,771
Dad!

511
00:36:39,171 --> 00:36:42,866
- Nastya!
- This is so you know what awaits you at home.

512
00:36:45,252 --> 00:36:46,746
Well, how are you, cats?

513
00:36:54,469 --> 00:36:55,514
Is something wrong?

514
00:36:57,804 --> 00:36:58,758
Yes…

515
00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:04,006
Here. They feed me well at home.

516
00:37:04,893 --> 00:37:07,600
ABOUT! It will be interesting.

517
00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:15,019
Thank you very much!
You will definitely come to us again!

518
00:37:19,341 --> 00:37:20,327
Well what?

519
00:37:23,045 --> 00:37:26,694
- We just talked. Left five thousand.
- Five thousand?

520
00:37:28,119 --> 00:37:31,240
That's almost half a meter
shortened the distance.

521
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,526
What?

522
00:37:32,606 --> 00:37:35,379
I say, Derevianko is my favorite artist.

523
00:37:48,024 --> 00:37:50,858
Andrey, I want you
say thank you for the night.

524
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:55,028
For passion, for high professionalism.

525
00:37:55,893 --> 00:37:59,725
But you called me Anya tonight.

526
00:38:04,976 --> 00:38:06,616
- And what?
- Like what?

527
00:38:08,325 --> 00:38:11,545
- Well, call me Svishchev.
- For what?

528
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,631
Nastya, this is sex.
Here names don't matter.

529
00:38:18,726 --> 00:38:23,045
Understand? And the children you dream of
they appear precisely from sex.

530
00:38:24,434 --> 00:38:25,787
I want children out of love.

531
00:38:27,592 --> 00:38:28,665
That's what it's like.

532
00:38:30,188 --> 00:38:32,248
Well, my love is not only for you.

533
00:38:33,739 --> 00:38:36,350
Yes? Who else do you love?

534
00:38:40,633 --> 00:38:41,710
Homeland.

535
00:38:43,834 --> 00:38:45,184
Andrey, stop being silly.

536
00:38:45,264 --> 00:38:49,114
I'm not being sarcastic, I'm just telling you
so that you do not present during the process,

537
00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:53,224
that I called you Russia,
Russian, my Rus'.

538
00:38:54,118 --> 00:38:56,951
Andrey, we can be a family. Can?

539
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:00,369
You joke, I will laugh.

540
00:39:01,169 --> 00:39:03,916
After all, the most important thing in a family is
it's a good mood.

541
00:39:04,687 --> 00:39:08,507
I will try to be cozy, sweet, and you...

542
00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:11,967
You love me.

543
00:39:31,214 --> 00:39:33,214
- Nastya...
- Andrey!

544
00:39:34,021 --> 00:39:37,561
If you suddenly cheat on me again,

545
00:39:38,881 --> 00:39:40,491
don't tell me, okay?

546
00:39:41,844 --> 00:39:44,764
You are overcome by passions there, so...

547
00:39:48,846 --> 00:39:50,624
And I won't talk either.

548
00:39:59,515 --> 00:40:00,881
Looks like we're at a dead end.

549
00:40:01,696 --> 00:40:04,180
Anna Nikolaevna with Mokry
In general, the shores have been lost.

550
00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:05,804
Look, see? They didn't even come!

551
00:40:06,527 --> 00:40:09,436
The scammer had a large mole on her chest.

552
00:40:10,610 --> 00:40:13,811
In the form of a five-pointed star.
The owner's daughter said:

553
00:40:16,359 --> 00:40:17,640
- Mole.
- Yes.

554
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:18,933
So what, what about a mole?

555
00:40:19,712 --> 00:40:20,672
This is a clue.

556
00:40:21,443 --> 00:40:24,926
Listen, it’s like I’m hungover,
not you. What are you talking about?

557
00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,913
Search by mole?
Maybe also in the size of your ass?

558
00:40:29,311 --> 00:40:30,957
Where have you seen such a base?

559
00:40:33,584 --> 00:40:36,375
Yes. We're at a dead end.

560
00:40:36,455 --> 00:40:38,944
That's where, motherfucker,
So an android would be useful.

561
00:40:39,553 --> 00:40:42,299
Why remember scrap metal now?

562
00:40:52,775 --> 00:40:55,586
Well I'm ready to open a case
against a businessman.

563
00:40:55,666 --> 00:40:58,607
- If everything is illegal there.
- Well, naturally.

564
00:40:58,687 --> 00:41:00,507
I have work to do and I don’t have time to sort it out.

565
00:41:00,587 --> 00:41:03,494
And the four of you attacked one hanging.
Let's go.

566
00:41:06,192 --> 00:41:07,256
Sit down.

567
00:41:11,278 --> 00:41:13,046
- Hello.
- Hello.

568
00:41:13,126 --> 00:41:16,253
- They seem to be expecting me.
- Are you Major Pozharsky?

569
00:41:16,333 --> 00:41:19,663
- You can’t say more precisely.
- I was warned. Follow me.

570
00:41:32,973 --> 00:41:34,225
I won't bother you.

571
00:41:39,204 --> 00:41:40,337
Hello.

572
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,686
What's going on, officer?

573
00:41:45,478 --> 00:41:47,812
<i>Do you want a doll that doesn't talk</i>

574
00:41:47,892 --> 00:41:50,625
<i>agrees to everything,
one who has no conscience?</i>

575
00:41:53,896 --> 00:41:56,444
<i>Choose, Andrey.
By the way, they won't shoot.</i>

576
00:41:56,524 --> 00:41:59,330
- Anya...
<i>- Anya is among them too.</i>

577
00:41:59,410 --> 00:42:01,100
<i>Blonde girl in red lingerie.</i>

578
00:42:04,992 --> 00:42:07,361
This is cruel! It hurts.

579
00:42:07,441 --> 00:42:08,948
<i>It doesn’t hurt a simple doll</i>

580
00:42:09,028 --> 00:42:11,543
<i>when it is used. And it hurts me.</i>

581
00:42:11,623 --> 00:42:12,906
<i>I have a flaw.</i>

582
00:42:13,593 --> 00:42:16,101
Anna Nikolaevna,
I wanted to talk to you about business.

583
00:42:16,181 --> 00:42:19,117
I'm a married man.
What the hell do I need this puppet theater?

584
00:42:19,197 --> 00:42:21,295
Lyapin is in trouble. Let's help the poor thing!

585
00:42:30,405 --> 00:42:33,186
And I felt that you were somewhere nearby.

586
00:42:35,124 --> 00:42:36,484
How did you find this place?

587
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,466
I was depressed. I wanted to leave the organs.

588
00:42:41,408 --> 00:42:42,601
I was looking for a job.

589
00:42:49,872 --> 00:42:51,522
But this is not your level, baby.

590
00:42:55,157 --> 00:42:57,263
What new introductions to the Lyapin case?

591
00:42:59,006 --> 00:43:00,014
Mole.

592
00:43:11,165 --> 00:43:13,920
Matches the description
The girl has no moles.

593
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,843
Well, I see. So as not to be identified.

594
00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:19,429
But she wasn’t immediately a fraud.

595
00:43:19,509 --> 00:43:22,375
She was also a girl. Honest.

596
00:43:22,455 --> 00:43:25,764
And knowing the girls,
They won’t hide such moles.

597
00:43:30,305 --> 00:43:33,932
-Where are you going now?
- I want to check deleted accounts.

598
00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:37,647
After all, everything that gets on the Internet
remains there forever.

599
00:43:53,559 --> 00:43:54,850
- Glory!
- A?

600
00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:57,319
Well, do you recognize it? Is this mole attracting you?

601
00:44:01,776 --> 00:44:03,455
What a nice mole!

602
00:44:05,508 --> 00:44:08,467
- That's right, it's her!
- Citizen Victoria Korshunova.

603
00:44:09,306 --> 00:44:12,078
Well done, Vyacheslav. Identification by mole.

604
00:44:12,158 --> 00:44:13,797
Did you like everything?

605
00:44:24,476 --> 00:44:25,823
Is something wrong?

606
00:44:29,184 --> 00:44:31,670
- It's her.
- Sorry?

607
00:44:32,732 --> 00:44:34,311
You don't recognize this man?

608
00:44:35,087 --> 00:44:36,433
No. Ah...

609
00:44:37,330 --> 00:44:40,763
- And he recognized you.
- Our employee identified you.

610
00:44:42,353 --> 00:44:43,413
How?

611
00:44:44,648 --> 00:44:46,967
Well, not all men stare at cleavage.

612
00:44:57,460 --> 00:45:00,186
- Great.
- Well, did you get your lamb back?

613
00:45:01,862 --> 00:45:05,030
We must wait for the court's decision.
We'll return them, they're not going anywhere.

614
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:07,325
Have you bought everything?

615
00:45:08,695 --> 00:45:10,008
Do you want to earn money?

616
00:45:11,093 --> 00:45:14,106
For life.
So that Zhenya does not get arthrosis of the jaw.

617
00:45:15,386 --> 00:45:17,400
What kind of startup are you proposing?

618
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,027
Shchedrin gives things to do.

619
00:45:19,107 --> 00:45:22,047
We need to open it. Mainly with businessmen.

620
00:45:22,127 --> 00:45:24,492
You start a case. You'll scare me.

621
00:45:24,572 --> 00:45:26,859
And then you close it for a fee.

622
00:45:26,939 --> 00:45:28,991
- So, have you already closed it?
- No.

623
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:31,200
I'm just intimidating for now.

624
00:45:32,036 --> 00:45:33,736
How much money are they offering?

625
00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:35,385
One hundred thousand.

626
00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:38,061
- How many?
- One hundred thousand.

627
00:45:39,188 --> 00:45:41,188
Wet, what a loser!

628
00:45:42,771 --> 00:45:43,738
What?

629
00:45:45,873 --> 00:45:48,130
For such things they give lemon.

630
00:45:48,210 --> 00:45:49,458
How about Shchedrin a hundred thousand for you?

631
00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:51,938
If something goes wrong,
You are the first to be bent over.

632
00:45:52,018 --> 00:45:53,359
Not really!

633
00:45:53,439 --> 00:45:56,734
Listen, are you sure
that there is no one here, huh?

634
00:45:56,814 --> 00:45:59,647
Certainly! I found out.
This is a seized apartment.

635
00:46:00,451 --> 00:46:03,100
There was no one here after us and there never will be.

636
00:46:06,238 --> 00:46:08,124
Did we forget to turn off the lights?

637
00:46:08,905 --> 00:46:12,014
Let's just sit and drink beer.
Better than in a restaurant.

638
00:46:12,806 --> 00:46:14,991
It’s sincere, and there’s no need to leave a tip.

639
00:46:17,082 --> 00:46:18,327
Handsome!

640
00:46:22,539 --> 00:46:24,285
Andrey, what are you doing here?

641
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,639
What are you doing here?

642
00:46:38,887 --> 00:46:40,577
- How is that?
- How?

643
00:46:43,466 --> 00:46:44,647
Do you see him?

644
00:46:46,466 --> 00:46:48,616
Your double. And what?

645
00:46:50,876 --> 00:46:54,288
- How long have you known my double?
- We met recently.

646
00:46:55,042 --> 00:46:57,186
Everyone on Earth has their own double.

647
00:46:57,991 --> 00:47:00,608
Here. I found yours.

648
00:47:14,224 --> 00:47:16,170
And brought him here to drink tea?

649
00:47:18,132 --> 00:47:20,295
Yes. And what?

650
00:47:32,035 --> 00:47:34,139
Fuck you guys!

651
00:47:47,673 --> 00:47:50,757
Let's come with us to the department

652
00:47:50,837 --> 00:47:53,382
until the identities are revealed. There is such a trick.

653
00:47:53,462 --> 00:47:56,408
This is nothing of yours
does not infringe upon constitutional rights.

654
00:47:57,416 --> 00:48:00,355
It's me, Pozharsky!
And you want to arrest me?

655
00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:02,041
Both.

656
00:48:03,638 --> 00:48:06,177
Come join us. You are under arrest.

657
00:48:07,131 --> 00:48:09,451
Guys, are you completely stubborn, or what?

658
00:48:10,165 --> 00:48:12,165
This person looks like you.

659
00:48:12,849 --> 00:48:16,124
How are you going to explain to Galuso,
that he arrested his double?

660
00:48:16,204 --> 00:48:18,423
I don't know. And if I don't know something,

661
00:48:19,317 --> 00:48:21,350
then I arrest.

662
00:48:57,404 --> 00:48:59,316
Sergey Leonidovich, Vyacheslav Yurievich,

663
00:48:59,396 --> 00:49:03,096
I express my personal gratitude to you
for their valor and professionalism.

664
00:49:03,176 --> 00:49:05,336
- You're welcome.
- Anna Nikolaevna?

665
00:49:05,416 --> 00:49:06,561
On his way.

666
00:49:08,388 --> 00:49:09,803
We have different middle names.

667
00:49:10,891 --> 00:49:13,210
Who cares? The main thing is that he values ​​us.

668
00:49:15,433 --> 00:49:18,179
You'll meet your namesake
and you rejoice. And here is a double.

669
00:49:18,259 --> 00:49:19,359
And how does it double?

670
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,077
- Who are you in life?
- Collector.

671
00:49:24,815 --> 00:49:28,546
- And you, Lyapin’s double, what do you do for a living?
- So we are both collectors.

672
00:49:28,626 --> 00:49:31,710
- What if I call at work? Will they confirm?
- Certainly.

673
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,587
Well, finally! We've already been waiting for you!

674
00:49:37,667 --> 00:49:39,531
Here, Anna Nikolaevna, admire it.

675
00:49:50,236 --> 00:49:51,530
Release the citizens.

676
00:49:55,036 --> 00:49:56,189
Any questions?

677
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,194
- This won't happen.
- What?

678
00:49:59,274 --> 00:50:01,295
- Lawlessness.
- I don't understand.

679
00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:23,749
Well, now, Andrey, a bullet in the forehead.

680
00:50:26,010 --> 00:50:28,203
This cannot be hushed up.

681
00:50:32,567 --> 00:50:34,578
Anna Nikolaevna, will they kill us?

682
00:50:34,658 --> 00:50:36,504
I'm just following orders.

683
00:50:36,584 --> 00:50:39,202
Tell us about yourself.
What are your family relationships like?

684
00:50:39,282 --> 00:50:42,210
My father is a good man.
He jerked off to me a couple of times.

685
00:50:43,014 --> 00:50:44,374
If it's important.

686
00:50:45,123 --> 00:50:46,240
I had a dream.

687
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,484
You can't have any dreams, Anya.

688
00:50:48,564 --> 00:50:49,603
You are an android.

689
00:50:49,683 --> 00:50:52,890
Well, it's time to clarify the situation.

690
00:50:52,970 --> 00:50:56,546
We didn’t know that it was like this,
By chance, our plan will be revealed.

691
00:50:56,626 --> 00:50:59,828
In the name of the Father and the Son,
and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

692
00:50:59,908 --> 00:51:00,967
This is all.

693
00:51:02,447 --> 00:51:03,374
End.


