1 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:10,178 GUYS,GREATNEWS-- 2 00:00:10,181 --> 00:00:12,041 I FIGURED OUT WHERE I WANT TO HAVE MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. 3 00:00:12,043 --> 00:00:14,753 YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY? YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS SIX MONTHS AGO. 4 00:00:14,745 --> 00:00:18,315 YEAH, BUT MY PARTY WAS CANCELED BECAUSE I GOT SICK, REMEMBER? 5 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,619 AND THEN IT WAS CANCELED BECAUSE I WAS BAD. 6 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,651 THEN IT WAS TOO CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS 7 00:00:22,653 --> 00:00:25,663 AND THEN I WAS BAD AGAIN. 8 00:00:25,656 --> 00:00:28,526 HUH. I GUESS WE NEVER DID HAVE A PARTY FOR HIM. 9 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,629 WELL, I SUPPOSE WE COULD HAVE ONE FOR HIM NOW. 10 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:33,201 I MEAN, WE DO LOVE HIM AS MUCH AS THE OTHER KIDS, RIGHT? 11 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:37,635 - UH, WELL... - ( chuckles ) 12 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:40,538 THE PARTY'S GONNA BE AT THE BOOM ZONE. HERE, TAKE A LOOK. 13 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,311 - BOOM ZONE? - YEAH, IT'S TOTALLY FUN 14 00:00:43,314 --> 00:00:44,654 AND IT'S THE PERFECT PARTY PLACE 15 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,675 FOR ME AND 10 OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS-- 16 00:00:46,677 --> 00:00:49,617 OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GIFT BRINGERS. 17 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,720 ( exhales sharply ) WOW. 18 00:00:51,722 --> 00:00:54,092 THAT'SGONNA RUN US SOME MONEY. 19 00:00:54,085 --> 00:00:57,625 I MEAN, MAYBE IF IT WERE ONE OF THE OTHER KIDS I COULD SEE IT. 20 00:00:57,628 --> 00:01:00,628 - GABE, WE'LL DO IT... - YES! NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 21 00:01:00,631 --> 00:01:03,691 - ...ON ONE CONDITION. - OH, AND YOU'RE STILL TALKING. 22 00:01:03,694 --> 00:01:05,544 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PARTY AT THE BOOM ZONE 23 00:01:05,536 --> 00:01:07,596 IF YOU CAN BE GOOD FOR A WHOLE WEEK. 24 00:01:07,598 --> 00:01:09,768 - I CAN DO THAT. - Amy:HMM. 25 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,640 CAN'T BE MEAN TO YOUR BROTHER OR SISTERS... 26 00:01:11,642 --> 00:01:14,552 - NO PROBLEM. - ...CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MY COOKING... 27 00:01:14,545 --> 00:01:17,745 HARDER, BUT I CAN DO THAT. 28 00:01:17,748 --> 00:01:19,748 ...AND YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF YOUR FATHER'S WEIGHT. 29 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:24,590 OH-HO! BYE-BYE, BOOM ZONE! 30 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:28,185 NO, DAD. DAD, YOU'RE WRONG. I CAN DO THIS. 31 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:30,589 FOR THE NEXT WEEK, I WILL NOT SAYANYTHING ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT. 32 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,421 - REALLY? - YEAH. 33 00:01:32,423 --> 00:01:34,803 - GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. - THANKS, BALDY. 34 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:41,098 ( rock music playing ) 35 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,701 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 36 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,483 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 37 00:01:44,475 --> 00:01:47,335 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 38 00:01:47,338 --> 00:01:49,238 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 39 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,640 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 40 00:01:50,641 --> 00:01:52,641 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 41 00:01:54,245 --> 00:01:57,345 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 42 00:01:57,348 --> 00:02:00,518 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 43 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,521 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 44 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,303 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 45 00:02:04,295 --> 00:02:07,155 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 46 00:02:07,158 --> 00:02:08,798 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 47 00:02:08,799 --> 00:02:10,599 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 48 00:02:10,601 --> 00:02:13,531 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 49 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,774 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 50 00:02:15,766 --> 00:02:19,606 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 51 00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:23,540 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 52 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:27,475 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 53 00:02:35,826 --> 00:02:37,926 - NO, YOU TELL HER. - NO, YOU. 54 00:02:37,928 --> 00:02:39,458 - NO, YOU. - NO NO, YOU TELL HER. 55 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,530 SOMEBODY! 56 00:02:41,532 --> 00:02:44,772 OKAY, SO DEREK SAID THE DEEPEST THING. 57 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:49,595 - TELL HER, SWEETIE. AT MY CEREAL THIS MORNING 58 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:54,410 AND I WAS THINKING ARE EXACTLY ALIKE." 59 00:02:58,609 --> 00:03:03,549 THAT'S SNOWFLAKES, NOT CORNFLAKES. 60 00:03:03,554 --> 00:03:05,724 I ACTUALLY WROTE A POEM ABOUT IT. 61 00:03:05,716 --> 00:03:08,556 IF YOU WANNA HEAR IT, MY NEXT POETRY SLAM.T 62 00:03:08,559 --> 00:03:10,689 - WE'LL BE THERE. - UM, ACTUALLY, 63 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,461 I GOT ANOTHER SLAM TO GO TO THAT NIGHT. 64 00:03:13,464 --> 00:03:15,674 DEREK DIDN'T SAY WHAT NIGHT IT WAS. 65 00:03:15,666 --> 00:03:17,966 I GOT SLAMS ALL WEEK. ( chuckles ) 66 00:03:17,968 --> 00:03:19,768 I'M JUST SLAMMED. 67 00:03:19,770 --> 00:03:21,770 - WE'LL BE THERE. - COOL. 68 00:03:21,772 --> 00:03:23,772 I GOTTA GO. 69 00:03:23,774 --> 00:03:26,714 YOU KNOW, BABE, AND READ SOMETHING, 70 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,677 - THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. - OKAY. 71 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,210 COOL. THE THEME OF THE NIGHT IS PAIN. 72 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,212 OKAY. 73 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,424 - SEE YA. - OKAY. 74 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:42,219 -( door opens, closes ) - YOU'RE GONNA WRITE A POEM 75 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,402 ABOUT PAIN THEN GET UP AND READ IT? 76 00:03:45,396 --> 00:03:47,726 ( laughs ) I DON'T THINK SO. 77 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,598 YOU JUST SAID YOU WOULD. 78 00:03:51,562 --> 00:03:53,762 - I DID? - YES. 79 00:03:53,764 --> 00:03:55,844 - WHEN HE PUT HIS ARM ON YOUR SHOULDER. - OH DARN. 80 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,836 WHENEVER HE DOES THAT I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT. 81 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,569 UH-HUH. SO DID YOU REALLY LIKE 82 00:04:01,572 --> 00:04:04,582 - THAT THING HE SAID ABOUT CEREAL? - WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT CEREAL? 83 00:04:06,477 --> 00:04:08,647 ( chuckles ) 84 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,955 HEY, HONEY, THESE PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT. 85 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,557 WHERE ARE THE NEW BIGGER ONES I BOUGHT? 86 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,589 THOSE ARE THE NEW BIGGER ONES. 87 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:26,643 I'M LEAVING. THIS IS NOT A SAFE ENVIRONMENT FOR ME. 88 00:04:27,498 --> 00:04:29,638 THESE PANTS AREN'T SO TIGHT. 89 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,000 ( grunts ) I CAN MAKE THIS WORK. 90 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,653 ( shatters ) 91 00:04:36,707 --> 00:04:38,577 OKAY, BOB HONEY, 92 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,379 I LOVE YOU TO PIECES, MY DEAR, 93 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:43,851 BUT YOUR WAISTLINE HAS NOW BECOME A SAFETY ISSUE FOR THE CHILDREN. 94 00:04:43,854 --> 00:04:46,794 HONEY, I WOULD LOVE TO LOSE A COUPLE OF POUNDS, 95 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,757 BUT DIETS JUST DON'T SEEM TO WORK FOR ME. 96 00:04:48,759 --> 00:04:50,989 WELL, DAD, IT'S NOT JUST ABO-- 97 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:55,531 - ( clicking ) - DAD, IT'S NOT ABOUT DIETING. 98 00:04:55,526 --> 00:04:58,526 WHAT YOU NEED IS HEALTHIER EATING CHOICES COMBINED WITH EXERCISE. 99 00:04:58,529 --> 00:05:02,069 - WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? - LESS BACON, MORE SHAKIN'. 100 00:05:02,072 --> 00:05:04,842 I CAN HELP YOU OUT, BE LIKE YOUR TRAINER. 101 00:05:04,835 --> 00:05:06,805 ( laughs ) OKAY. 102 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,637 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BUT I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. 103 00:05:11,442 --> 00:05:12,942 ( rips ) 104 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,646 YUP, SPLIT THE UNDERWEAR TOO. 105 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,322 GET STARTED IN THE MORNING? 106 00:05:37,768 --> 00:05:39,468 ( footsteps ) 107 00:05:41,412 --> 00:05:43,812 UH, TEDDY, ARE YOU OKAY? 108 00:05:43,814 --> 00:05:47,684 NO, MY CEREAL'S NOT SPEAKING TO ME. 109 00:05:47,678 --> 00:05:50,618 HAS YOUR CEREAL SPOKEN TO YOU BEFORE? 110 00:05:52,022 --> 00:05:54,732 NO, I JUST-- I NEED SOME INSPIRATION. 111 00:05:54,725 --> 00:05:56,655 I TOLD DEREK THAT I'D READ AN ORIGINAL POEM 112 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,987 ON SATURDAY NIGHT AND SO FAR I'VE GOT NOTHING. 113 00:05:58,989 --> 00:06:01,029 POETRY YOU SAY? 114 00:06:01,031 --> 00:06:03,561 HAVE I EVER MENTIONED THAT I WRITE POETRY? 115 00:06:04,735 --> 00:06:07,595 MOM, PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU. 116 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,799 OF COURSE, THAT WOULD BE SELFISH. 117 00:06:10,801 --> 00:06:13,541 OOH! I WROTE A GREAT POEM ABOUT SELFISHNESS. 118 00:06:13,544 --> 00:06:16,614 - IT GOES LIKE THIS: "ME ME ME ME"-- - MOM! 119 00:06:18,048 --> 00:06:19,948 SORRY. 120 00:06:19,950 --> 00:06:22,480 OKAY, WHAT IS YOUR POEM SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT? 121 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,493 WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT PAIN, 122 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,455 BUT I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING PAINFUL. 123 00:06:26,457 --> 00:06:28,057 I HAVE HAPPILY-MARRIED PARENTS, 124 00:06:28,058 --> 00:06:29,958 A ROOF OVER MY HEAD, FOOD ON MY TABLE. 125 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,760 WHY'D YOU GUYS HAVE TO GIVE ME SUCH A GOOD LIFE? 126 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,968 - AH. - ( sighs ) 127 00:06:39,970 --> 00:06:41,570 - ALL RIGHT! - OKAY. 128 00:06:41,572 --> 00:06:43,002 - LET'S GO! - LOOKING GOOD, DAD. 129 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:45,543 FOR STARTERS, THANK YOU FOR NOT WEARING A TANK TOP. 130 00:06:46,877 --> 00:06:48,677 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE DO FIRST? 131 00:06:48,679 --> 00:06:52,479 WE... SAMBACISE. 132 00:06:52,483 --> 00:06:55,723 -WHATIS THIS? - THIS IS A CELEBRITY WORKOUT PROGRAM 133 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:58,146 WHICH COMBINES EXERCISE WITH SAMBA DANCING. 134 00:06:58,148 --> 00:07:02,118 OH, I DON'T KNOW. THIS ISN'T GONNA MAKE ME LOOK STUPID, IS IT? 135 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:05,032 -( samba music playing ) - WELL, THAT'S A BIG YES. 136 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,925 COME ON, DAD, JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE. 137 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,727 LOOK HOW MUCH FUN BETTY WHITE'S HAVING. 138 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:12,660 WOW, THAT WOMAN IS EVERYWHERE. 139 00:07:12,663 --> 00:07:15,113 - JUST FOLLOW ME. - UH-HUH. 140 00:07:15,105 --> 00:07:16,805 - TO THE SIDE. - WHOA! 141 00:07:16,807 --> 00:07:19,867 - YEAH, AND WATCH THIS PART-- WHA! - OH! LOOK AT THAT! 142 00:07:19,870 --> 00:07:22,670 YEAH, KEEP GOING, DAD. THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO. 143 00:07:22,673 --> 00:07:24,073 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. BETTY'S GOT A ROSE. 144 00:07:24,074 --> 00:07:25,884 WELL, WAY AHEAD OF YOU, DAD. 145 00:07:25,876 --> 00:07:28,846 - THANK YOU, SIR. - UH-HUH. 146 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:31,049 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 147 00:07:32,723 --> 00:07:34,593 - ( laughs ) - YEAH! 148 00:07:34,585 --> 00:07:36,055 AIN'T BAD. 149 00:07:42,733 --> 00:07:44,803 ANYTHING ON YOUR MIND? 150 00:07:44,795 --> 00:07:46,935 I CAN MAKE FUN OF THIS, RIGHT? 151 00:07:46,937 --> 00:07:49,537 I MEAN, THIS DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR WEIGHT. 152 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:51,070 OH, YES IT DOES. 153 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,871 I'M DOING THIS TOLOSEWEIGHT. 154 00:07:55,205 --> 00:07:56,875 ( growls ) 155 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,981 BIG FINISH. 156 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,663 AH! 157 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,160 "DEEP, GUT-WRENCHING PAIN, 158 00:08:12,162 --> 00:08:14,872 LIKE AN ANIMAL DEVOURING ME FROM THE INSIDE OUT 159 00:08:14,865 --> 00:08:17,565 I CRIED IN AGONY 160 00:08:17,568 --> 00:08:19,828 THEN GAVE INTO THE BEAST." 161 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,783 ( all snapping ) 162 00:08:29,139 --> 00:08:32,839 THANK YOU. THAT WAS CALLED "CEREAL." 163 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,945 - OKAY, YOU'RE UP. - OKAY. 164 00:08:37,948 --> 00:08:39,918 OKAY. ( clears throat ) 165 00:08:41,091 --> 00:08:43,021 - HELLO. HELLO. ( chuckles ) - ( feedback ) 166 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,963 HI. I'M TEDDY DUNCAN 167 00:08:45,956 --> 00:08:48,856 AND THIS IS CALLED "NOSEBLEED." 168 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,142 "BLOOD BLOOD, WATCH IT FLOW, 169 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,805 FROM MY NOSE IT DID GO, 170 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:02,669 I WAS A SCREAMER, I WAS A CRIER, 171 00:09:02,673 --> 00:09:07,283 THE DOCTOR CALLED FOR A HUMIDIFIER, 172 00:09:08,919 --> 00:09:12,719 WE TRIED ICE, WE TRIED COTTON, 173 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:15,833 I PUT MY HEAD WAY BACK... 174 00:09:17,788 --> 00:09:19,988 NUTTIN'." 175 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,298 THANK YOU. 176 00:09:33,804 --> 00:09:35,984 WAS IT REALLY AS BAD AS I THOUGHT? 177 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,346 NO. 178 00:09:37,347 --> 00:09:39,307 NO NO, IT WAS... 179 00:09:39,309 --> 00:09:41,749 IT WA-- OH, UH, 180 00:09:43,213 --> 00:09:45,693 - I GOTTA TAKE THIS. - OH. 181 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:47,717 HELLO. 182 00:09:49,319 --> 00:09:53,759 OKAY, FAKE PHONE CALL-- WAS IT REALLY THAT BAD? 183 00:09:53,764 --> 00:09:56,934 HANG ON. HELLO? 184 00:09:56,927 --> 00:09:58,367 HEY! STOP THAT. 185 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:01,630 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST MADE 186 00:10:01,632 --> 00:10:03,332 A COMPLETE FOOL OF MYSELF IN FRONT OF DEREK. 187 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,843 SO? WHO CARES WHAT DEREK THINKS? 188 00:10:05,836 --> 00:10:07,936 I DO. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND. 189 00:10:07,938 --> 00:10:10,878 LOOK, HE'S FINE FOR NOW, 190 00:10:10,881 --> 00:10:13,611 BUT HE ISN'T EXACTLY A KEEPER, RIGHT? 191 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,723 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - COME ON. YOU GUYS ARE SO DIFFERENT. 192 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,017 WELL-- DIFFERENT? HOW ARE WE DIFFERENT? 193 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,048 YOU'RE SMART. HE'S DEREK. 194 00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:21,350 YOU'RE FUN. HE'S DEREK. 195 00:10:21,351 --> 00:10:23,221 YOU'RE INTERESTING. HE'S DEREK. 196 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,963 SO YOU DON'T LIKE DEREK? 197 00:10:25,956 --> 00:10:29,756 OKAY. WELL, MAYBE I DON'T LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND. 198 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,400 AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY RAY-RAY? 199 00:10:32,402 --> 00:10:35,372 WELL, THE FACT THAT YOU CALL HIM RAY-RAY FOR STARTERS. 200 00:10:35,365 --> 00:10:38,405 "RAY-RAY SAID THIS. RAY-RAY SAID THAT." 201 00:10:38,408 --> 00:10:39,868 SOMETIMES I JUST PRAY-PRAY 202 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:41,640 YOU'LL SHUT UP ABOUT RAY-RAY. 203 00:10:42,773 --> 00:10:44,273 WELL, YOUR PRAYERS HAVE JUST BEEN ANSWERED, 204 00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:46,884 BECAUSE I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN. 205 00:10:46,877 --> 00:10:48,717 WELL, THAT-- THAT'S RIGHT! 206 00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:51,379 GO RUN-RUN AWAY-WAY TO RAY-RAY! 207 00:10:54,785 --> 00:10:57,425 LOOK-- NO, IT'S NOT A POEM. 208 00:10:57,427 --> 00:10:59,227 BUT YOU LIKED IT? 209 00:11:07,397 --> 00:11:11,097 WHOA, IT IS REALLY COMING DOWN OUT THERE. 210 00:11:12,142 --> 00:11:14,202 WELL, MOM, IT WASN'T EASY, 211 00:11:14,204 --> 00:11:15,814 BUT I'VE BEEN GOOD FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. 212 00:11:15,806 --> 00:11:17,776 BOOM ZONE, HERE I COME! 213 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,408 I HAVE TO SAY, GABE, YOU HAVE REALLY EARNED THIS PARTY. 214 00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:22,410 HMM. HERE YOU GO. 215 00:11:22,412 --> 00:11:24,682 - WHAT'S THIS? - IT'S A LIST OF BAD THINGS 216 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,894 I THOUGHT OF SAYING BUT DIDN'T. 217 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,317 PART ONE IS FAT JOKES ABOUT DAD. 218 00:11:28,318 --> 00:11:30,758 GABE, THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT-- 219 00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:32,791 ( laughs ) THAT ONE'S PRETTY GOOD. 220 00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:35,704 I LIKE THAT ONE. 221 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,025 OH, THAT ONE'S EVEN BETTER. 222 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,727 - Gabe: THAT ONE-- - ( both laugh ) 223 00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:41,800 WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 224 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,332 NOTHING. 225 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,806 ( both laugh ) 226 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,710 OOH! CAKE. 227 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,181 ( vocalizing tune ) 228 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:02,049 "DEAR DAD, BE STRONG. 229 00:12:02,052 --> 00:12:04,122 DO NOT EAT THIS CAKE. 230 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:08,334 LOVE, YOUR SON AND TRAINER P.J." 231 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,174 "DEAR DAD, SO YOU'VE THROWN AWAY MY FIRST NOTE. 232 00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:21,338 HERE IS A SECOND CHANCE TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION. 233 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:25,851 YOUR SON WHO BELIEVES IN YOU, P.J." 234 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,118 ( hums ) 235 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:44,903 "DEAR DAD, 236 00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:48,335 OKAY, SO NOTES AREN'T YOUR THING." 237 00:12:54,204 --> 00:12:57,814 - HI, MRS. WENTZ. - HEY. GOODNESS, TEDDY, GET IN HERE. 238 00:12:57,808 --> 00:13:00,108 OH WOW, IT'S REALLY SNOWING OUT THERE. 239 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,280 I COULD BARELY PARK IN YOUR DRIVEWAY. 240 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,052 WE DON'T HAVE A DRIVEWAY. 241 00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:08,085 OKAY. WELL, I KNOW WHERE ITCOULDGO. 242 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,989 CAN I TALK TO IVY? 243 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,391 WE GOT IN A FIGHT LAST NIGHT AND I REALLY NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 244 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,303 OH, I'M SORRY, TEDDY. IVY'S NOT HERE. 245 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:20,026 SHE WENT TO YOUR HOUSE BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE NEEDED TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU. 246 00:13:20,030 --> 00:13:22,870 - SHE DID? - MM-HMM. 247 00:13:22,873 --> 00:13:24,803 OKAY, WELL, I-- I'D BETTER GO HOME THEN. 248 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,444 OH NO, TEDDY, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 249 00:13:27,437 --> 00:13:30,307 - HI, MR. WENTZ. - ( chuckles ) 250 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,240 COME ON, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 251 00:13:32,242 --> 00:13:35,422 - OKAY. - NOW AS YOU CAN SEE, 252 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,415 WE'VE GOT A HIGH-PRESSURE SYSTEM STALLED OVER THE ROCKIES, 253 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,548 AND IT'S PUSHING COLD ARCTIC AIR DOWN FROM CANADA 254 00:13:41,551 --> 00:13:44,291 GIVING US A FREAK SPRING BLIZZARD. 255 00:13:44,294 --> 00:13:47,164 - OH. - HARRY ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A WEATHERMAN, 256 00:13:47,157 --> 00:13:49,197 BUT HE ANSWERED THE CALL OF PLUMBING SUPPLIES. 257 00:13:49,199 --> 00:13:51,559 - MMM. - UH-OH, BREAKING NEWS: 258 00:13:51,561 --> 00:13:53,061 THEY'VE JUST CLOSED ALL THE ROADS, 259 00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:55,413 AND THAT MEANS THAT YOU, YOUNG LADY, 260 00:13:55,405 --> 00:13:57,905 ARE GONNA BE STAYING RIGHT HERE, MAYBE OVERNIGHT. 261 00:13:57,908 --> 00:14:00,938 WHAT? I'M SORRY, I CAN'T STAY OVERNIGHT. 262 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,841 I'D LIKE TO ALSO SEND A SHOUT OUT TO ABNER JOHNSON. 263 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,283 HE'S 104 TODAY. 264 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,847 ( clears throat, whispers ) WHO IS HE TALKING TO? 265 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,249 - ( chuckles ) NOBODY. HARRY... - MMM? 266 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,852 ...YOU DO KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY ON TV, RIGHT? 267 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,994 OF COURSE I DO. BACK TO YOU, MARY LOU. 268 00:14:17,988 --> 00:14:19,958 ( chuckles ) 269 00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:28,896 Man on TV: We're expecting up to two feet of snow today, 270 00:14:28,899 --> 00:14:31,269 so stay in your homes and off the roads. 271 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,271 ( doorbell chimes ) 272 00:14:37,107 --> 00:14:38,977 IVY? GET IN HERE. 273 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:41,380 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 274 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,951 I CAME OVER TO APOLOGIZE TO TEDDY. 275 00:14:43,954 --> 00:14:46,094 TEDDY WENT TO YOUR HOUSE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU. 276 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,016 - WHAT? - AND NOW THE ROADS ARE ALL CLOSED, 277 00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:52,259 - SO YOU'RE GONNA BE STUCK HERE AWHILE. - REALLY? YOU MEAN OVERNIGHT? 278 00:14:52,262 --> 00:14:53,962 EVEN MAYBE A FEW DAYS? 279 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,965 - YES! - AH. LET'S GO, PEOPLE. 280 00:14:57,968 --> 00:14:59,398 WE'VE GOT A PARTY TO GO TO. 281 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,599 GABE HONEY, I'M AFRAID WE HAVE SOME BAD NEWS. 282 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,131 JUST TELL ME ON THE WAY TO THE BOOM ZONE. 283 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:06,013 NO NO. COME SIT WITH MAMA, OKAY? 284 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,536 OKAY. HEY. 285 00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:10,538 NOW, SWEETIE, BECAUSE OF THE BLIZZARD, 286 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:13,280 NOBODY'S ABLE TO DRIVE ANYWHERE AND... 287 00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:15,393 I'M AFRAID YOUR PARTY IS OFF. 288 00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:18,115 WHAT?! AGAIN?! 289 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:21,318 - NO NO, TAKE A DEEP BREATH. - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! 290 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,221 I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT FOR NOTHING?! 291 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,003 - OKAY, GABE, JUST CALM-- - SAVE IT, TUBBY! 292 00:15:24,995 --> 00:15:28,395 - HEY, GABE! - YOUR COOKING STINKS! AND YOU'RE STUPID! 293 00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:31,698 - I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. - YEAH, BUT YOU WERE THINKING SOMETHING STUPID. 294 00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:33,531 I HATE MY LIFE! 295 00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:39,035 MAN. THIS IS SOMUCH BETTER THAN MY HOUSE. 296 00:15:43,013 --> 00:15:45,683 YOU SEE, TEDDY, MOST PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK 297 00:15:45,675 --> 00:15:47,575 THAT WHEN THE TEMPERATURE RISES, 298 00:15:47,577 --> 00:15:49,517 SO DOES THE BAROMETRIC PRESSURE... ( chuckles ) 299 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,549 BUT THAT IS NOT THE CASE. 300 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:56,193 HARRY, LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE. 301 00:15:56,186 --> 00:16:00,056 LET'S DO SOMETHING TEDDY WOULD ENJOY, LIKE... 302 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,030 A JIGSAW PUZZLE. ( laughing ) 303 00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,373 OH! 304 00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:16,013 - GABE, ARE YOU OKAY? - LEAVE ME ALONE. 305 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,748 LOOK, BABE, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 306 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:25,090 NO, YOU DON'T. YOU'VENEVERGONE WITHOUT A PARTY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. 307 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,515 YOU'VE HAD LIKE A MILLION OF THEM. 308 00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:33,990 OKAY, I'M GONNA LET THAT ONE GO, 309 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,173 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE HURTING RIGHT NOW. 310 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:40,126 BUT I PROMISE YOU: YOUAREGOING TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY. 311 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:41,600 YEAH, WHEN I'M 100 312 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,071 AND I CAN'T EVEN BLOW OUT MY CANDLES? 313 00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:45,784 OKAY, IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO GRANDPA, 314 00:16:45,775 --> 00:16:48,175 HE'S ONLY 70 AND HE HAS ASTHMA. 315 00:16:58,188 --> 00:17:01,148 TEDDY, YOU'VE HARDLY TOUCHED YOUR LIVER AND ONIONS. 316 00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:03,121 MMM. 317 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,303 I HAD LIVER FOR BREAKFAST. 318 00:17:05,295 --> 00:17:08,555 - ( "Charge" plays on organ ) - GOT ANY REQUESTS? 319 00:17:08,558 --> 00:17:10,528 HOW ABOUT A SNOWMOBILE? 320 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,360 HOW ABOUT "ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT"? 321 00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:14,162 IT'S MY FAVORITE. COME ON. 322 00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:16,574 ACTUALLY, MR. WENTZ, YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO-- 323 00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:20,166 ♪ ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪ 324 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:23,140 ♪ MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY, LIFE IS BUT A DREAM. ♪ 325 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,453 WE CAN'T DO THIS WHEN IVY'S HOME. SHE WON'T LET US. 326 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,175 HA. I MISS HER SO MUCH. 327 00:17:28,178 --> 00:17:30,148 ( gasps ) ROUNDS! 328 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,120 - OH! - ♪ ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT... ♪ 329 00:17:32,122 --> 00:17:34,252 - TEDDY! - ♪ ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT... ♪ 330 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,564 ♪ ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM... ♪ 331 00:17:41,491 --> 00:17:44,431 WHATEVER THIS IS, I'M SURE IT'S GONNA BE LAME. 332 00:17:44,434 --> 00:17:46,844 OH, I DON'T THINK SO. HIT IT, CHARLIE. 333 00:17:46,836 --> 00:17:50,596 - ( toots ) - SURPRISE! 334 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,300 All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 335 00:17:54,644 --> 00:17:57,214 - WHAT'S ALL THIS? - "WHAT'S ALL THIS?" 336 00:17:57,207 --> 00:17:58,777 IT'S THE DUNCAN FUN ZONE! 337 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,148 WELL, SINCE WE CAN'T GO TO YOUR PARTY, 338 00:18:01,151 --> 00:18:03,211 WE BROUGHT THE PARTY TO YOU. 339 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,524 - ( thudding ) - LOOK OUT BELOW! 340 00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:09,086 ( grunts ) 341 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,420 - Bob: OH! - Gabe:OH! 342 00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:15,432 - OH! ( laughs ) - YOU WANT A TURN? 343 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:17,265 YOU LOOK KINDA SICK. 344 00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:18,867 - P.J.:YEAH. - OF COURSE I WANT A TURN! 345 00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:22,528 - ALL RIGHT! - ( laughs ) 346 00:18:22,532 --> 00:18:25,582 All: ♪ ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪ 347 00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:28,275 ♪ MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY, LIFE-- ♪ 348 00:18:28,278 --> 00:18:30,178 WAIT WAIT. GUYS GUYS, DOES THIS SONG HAVE AN ENDING? 349 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,880 IF IT DOES, WE'VE NEVER FOUND IT. 350 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,342 NOW... 351 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:36,194 IN GERMAN! 352 00:18:36,186 --> 00:18:38,886 OOH! ♪ LINE LINE LINE YOUR BOAT ♪ 353 00:18:38,888 --> 00:18:40,548 ♪ GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM! ♪ 354 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,350 Both: ♪ FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY ♪ 355 00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:44,222 ♪ LIFE IS JUST A DREAM! ♪ 356 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,234 (rock music playing) 357 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,127 -(bell thing) -UGH! 358 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,198 - (groans) -(bell thing) 359 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,460 -(bell thing) - (grunts) 360 00:18:56,306 --> 00:18:57,806 - (laughs) -(bell thing) 361 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,409 YEAH! 362 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:07,383 (both grunting) 363 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,826 (grunting) 364 00:19:23,293 --> 00:19:25,403 (shouts, grunts) 365 00:19:25,395 --> 00:19:27,465 - (Bob grunts) - (shouting) 366 00:19:35,305 --> 00:19:36,845 (whistle tweets) 367 00:19:42,752 --> 00:19:44,252 (bell dinging) 368 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,320 (whistle tweets) 369 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,573 (crashes) 370 00:19:55,565 --> 00:19:58,395 All: OOH. 371 00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:03,430 (bell thing) 372 00:20:06,336 --> 00:20:10,406 All: ♪ AND MANY MORE... ♪ 373 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,780 P.J.: YEAH! ( chuckles ) 374 00:20:11,781 --> 00:20:14,781 - Amy: YAY! - Bob: HEY! 375 00:20:14,784 --> 00:20:16,424 THANKS, EVERYBODY. 376 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,316 THIS REALLY HAS BEEN THE BEST PARTY EVER. 377 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,689 LOOK, I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU FAT, 378 00:20:21,691 --> 00:20:24,351 STUPID AND A BAD COOK. 379 00:20:24,354 --> 00:20:28,304 I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE FAT, STUPID AND A BAD COOK... 380 00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:32,299 - I LOVE YOU ALL. - ( chuckles ) 381 00:20:32,302 --> 00:20:34,462 WELL, WE LOVE YOU TOO. 382 00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:36,944 NOT AS MUCH AS THE OTHERS, OF COURSE... 383 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,766 -( door opens ) - ...BUT... 384 00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:44,411 - TEDDY! - HEY, EVERYBODY. 385 00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:45,824 - Bob: HEY! - Ivy: OH, HEY. 386 00:20:45,815 --> 00:20:47,575 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? THE ROADS ARE ALL CLOSED. 387 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:50,417 - YEAH, I WALKED. - WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 388 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,880 I THINK I CAN ANSWER THAT. 389 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,552 - LIVER AND ONIONS? - YUP. 390 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,664 - JIGSAW PUZZLE? - UH-HUH. 391 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,325 - "ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT"? - IN GERMAN. 392 00:20:57,327 --> 00:20:59,287 - COME HERE. - OKAY. 393 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,803 Well, Charlie, the storm's over, 394 00:21:06,796 --> 00:21:10,466 sun's shining, Gabe had a great party 395 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,270 and-- ooh, best of all, 396 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,411 thanks to sambacising, Dad's lost two pounds. 397 00:21:15,405 --> 00:21:18,275 Yeah, he was so excited, he's now graduated to... 398 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,347 Both: Tangocise! 399 00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:22,350 ( tango music playing ) 400 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,660 Oh! 401 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,604 Ay-yi-yi. 402 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:39,426 ( laughs ) Good luck, Charlie. 403 00:21:52,782 --> 00:21:54,882 HUH. 404 00:21:54,884 --> 00:21:58,594 FINALLY, WE ARE ALONE. 405 00:22:01,351 --> 00:22:03,721 - NUH-UH-UH. - WHOA-HO-HO! 406 00:22:04,754 --> 00:22:05,864 HOW DID YOU-- 407 00:22:05,855 --> 00:22:08,655 BUT IT WAS-- BUT-- HOW-- HOW DID YOU-- 408 00:22:08,658 --> 00:22:10,998 NOW GRAB AN APPLE AND GO BACK TO BED. 409 00:22:13,863 --> 00:22:16,373 - YOU'RE JUST - YES.D, RIGHT? 410 00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:18,106 - NO ARMS, NO LEGS? - NOPE. 411 00:22:18,107 --> 00:22:20,067 - GOT EYES THOUGH, RIGHT? - OF COURSE. 412 00:22:20,069 --> 00:22:23,439 - WELL, THEN YOU CAN - P.J.:NO. NO NO.. 413 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,453 - NO NO NO NO NO! - MMM! 414 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,576 NOW I'M WISHING I DIDN'T HAVE EYES. 415 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,049 - WISHING YOU HAD TEETH? OH! - NO. ( groans ) 416 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,851 MMM!