1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:01,242 2 00:00:01,602 --> 00:00:02,542 - Can we please try and shoo the toddlers away 3 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:05,738 from the sunglasses stand? 4 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,609 I know that's where they all like to go, 5 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,978 but we're getting a lot of damage there. 6 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:12,247 Also from the lower yogurts. 7 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:14,946 They tend to just want to put their fingers in. 8 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:17,318 - Something going on with you and Dina? 9 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:20,288 - No. What? No. 10 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:21,588 - I don't know, man, you guys are exchanging 11 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:22,889 little peek-a-boo glances, 12 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:25,090 and it's making me uncomfortable. 13 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:26,433 - Okay. The other night, 14 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,157 when we were all locked in the store, 15 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:30,532 Dina kind of...came on to me. 16 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,031 - Wow. - Yeah, right? 17 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,942 - I didn't know Dina was into fancy little porcelain doll-men. 18 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:38,205 - So, while we haven't caught the raccoon yet, 19 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:41,836 I do feel that we're starting to have a better understanding 20 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:43,912 of his patterns. 21 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:45,151 - So, you tap that? 22 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:46,706 - No, I felt bad. 23 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,884 And I told her that I wasn't comfortable 24 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,493 dating a supervisor, 25 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:54,355 and she was cool with it. 26 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:55,785 - Quick thinking. 27 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,359 - Moving on, 28 00:00:57,358 --> 00:01:00,128 one final announcement from Dina. 29 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:02,898 - [clears throat] Effective immediately, 30 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,396 I will be stepping down from my position 31 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,028 of assistant manager to associate level 32 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:11,714 so that I may concentrate on...personal matters. 33 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,205 - Well, I think I speak for everyone 34 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,407 when I say that's really, really sad. 35 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,149 I know that I'm gonna miss 36 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:19,205 your constant criticism of me a lot. 37 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,553 - I'm gonna miss that too. 38 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:22,748 - Sure there's nothing we can say to make you stay? 39 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,780 - Well, you know, there's always-- 40 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,754 - Oh, too bad, so sad. 41 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,363 Well, let's have an extra fun chant. 42 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:28,855 Come on, give me a C! 43 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:29,886 all: C! 44 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:32,260 - Why can't I stop smiling? 45 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:35,300 [upbeat music] 46 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:40,198 - I can't believe she's stepping down. 47 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:43,941 - Hmm. I wonder what her personal matters could be. 48 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,807 Hey, Jonah. You got any ideas? 49 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:48,336 - Me? No, I don't-- Mm-mm. 50 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,182 - Are her birds okay? 51 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:52,608 Has anybody checked the live webcam? 52 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,653 - Maybe she has gambling debts and she had to take time off 53 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:59,319 to do favors for the mob boss that she owes money to. 54 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:03,260 [gasps] Or maybe it's something else. 55 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:05,487 - No, I wonder who's gonna replace her. 56 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:08,063 A lot of people have been suggesting it should be me. 57 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,201 Kind of a groundswell. 58 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,797 - You know, she did mention a few weeks ago 59 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,568 that her grandmother was sick. 60 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:15,266 - Oh, that's great! 61 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:18,369 No, I didn't mean-- no, it's, uh... 62 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,372 I was just saying, you know, like, if I get that age, 63 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,744 somebody put a bullet in me. [chuckles] 64 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,552 [The Fixx's "One Thing Leads to Another" playing] 65 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,676 - Do what they say, say what you mean 66 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,951 One thing leads to another 67 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,320 You told me something... 68 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:35,291 - I'm here, reporting for duty. 69 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:38,089 - Oh, you're gonna be working here? 70 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:39,361 With me? 71 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,230 - Yep. But I don't want this to be awkward for you 72 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,559 just because I used to be above you, 73 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:45,273 so go ahead, boss lady. 74 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,066 Tell me what to do. 75 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:50,237 - Okay, well, I'm the boss now, 76 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,908 so you better do what I say. 77 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:56,035 - I make that joke. You don't make that joke. 78 00:02:56,043 --> 00:03:00,013 Okay, where do we start? Look at all these fun colors. 79 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,353 [knocking on door] 80 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,249 - Hey, Glenn, you wanted to see me? 81 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:07,561 - Amy, come look out this window with me. 82 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:10,285 See, most people would see a loading dock, 83 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:11,531 but I see a-- 84 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,485 - I don't want to be Assistant Manager. 85 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,564 - But you didn't even look out the window. 86 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:19,833 - I know. Look, I really appreciate the offer, I do. 87 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:23,043 But it's basically more work for the same amount of money. 88 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,406 - Since when have you been in this for the money? 89 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:26,966 - Pretty much from day one. 90 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:28,314 - Oh! 91 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:30,009 - Things are crazy for me right now. 92 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:32,150 I'm taking these night college courses... 93 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,445 I can't. 94 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:37,177 - Okay. I'll figure something out, I guess... 95 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:40,624 but at least come over and look out the window with me. 96 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,192 [hydraulic brakes hissing] 97 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,101 - It is a nice loading dock. 98 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,726 - It's a nice loading dock. 99 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:53,870 - Good morning, ma'am. 100 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:57,037 Do you want to not look so tired? 101 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:59,307 Your loss. 102 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,307 Hey, you. Where have you been? 103 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:03,609 - Me--oh, big store. You know, I-- 104 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,381 sometimes I'll run into people, and I'll say, 105 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,149 "Hey, have you been on vacation?" 106 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:09,617 and they'll be like, "Nah, I was here the whole time." 107 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:12,447 - I love how you observe things. 108 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,223 - Yeah. Listen, Dina, the-- 109 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:17,022 - Do you like risotto? - Huh? 110 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:18,334 - I make a nice risotto. I was thinking 111 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:19,726 if you wanted to come over later tonight, 112 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:21,227 I could make us some. 113 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,798 And I have "Hoosiers" on Blu-ray. 114 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:27,597 - Well, that sounds like a great evening. 115 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,541 - Yeah. Gene Hackman, so... 116 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:34,538 - Right. Dina, do you think this is really a good idea? 117 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:37,452 You know, the whole giving up your job thing? 118 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:38,745 - Oh, quitting that job 119 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,346 was the best thing that's ever happened to me. 120 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:41,918 - It was? - Heck, yeah. 121 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,175 I was getting a stress rash in the shape of Abraham Lincoln. 122 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:45,254 But now it's disappearing. 123 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,462 I mean, his hat's almost completely gone. 124 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:48,855 Why am I going on about it? 125 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,486 I mean, you're gonna see it soon enough. 126 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:54,262 - Um... 127 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:55,801 But... 128 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,396 - I needed a change, honestly. 129 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,928 Ever since my Nana died, I've just been in such a rut. 130 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:03,373 - Oh, no, I'm s-- I didn't--I'm so sorry. 131 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,841 - Yeah, sweet lady. 132 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,538 But it was probably for the best, though. 133 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,980 - I'm sure. - I mean, she would not 134 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,975 have been cool with the whole-- 135 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,577 I don't really know how else to say it-- 136 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,979 Jewishness of this relationship. 137 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,451 - Uh, the relationship [clears throat] 138 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,090 is something that we should talk about. 139 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,385 - Yeah. You know, I'm not normally an insecure person, 140 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,388 but now that it's all out in the open, I gotta tell you, 141 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,430 there was a couple of times where I thought, 142 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,925 "Am I being delusional? Does he even like me? 143 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,757 "Like, I think he does. [laughs] 144 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:32,572 Or is he just stringing me along like some sociopath?" 145 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:36,066 [forced laugh] Yeah, no. 146 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,739 Nope, nope, that's not me. I'm not a psychopath. 147 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,509 - Sociopath. - What's even the difference? 148 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:41,878 - A psychopath doesn't have a conscience. 149 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,235 A sociopath knows what he's doing is wrong 150 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:44,813 but does it anyway. 151 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:47,312 8:00 tonight? 152 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,554 - I can't say no. 153 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:51,649 - Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave. 154 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,022 [thud] 155 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:57,588 156 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,529 - So I realized the answer to our assistant manager problem 157 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:06,002 has been right in front of us, literally forever. 158 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:09,444 - You're gonna promote Myrtle? 159 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:11,667 - I decided to promote based on seniority, 160 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:14,012 and she has both kinds. 161 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,607 Plus, she has leadership experience. 162 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,980 She was head switchboard operator 163 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,508 for the Pall Mall cigarette company. 164 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,924 - Uh, yeah, but... 165 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,646 maybe you should interview some other people first. 166 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,823 - Well, I'm not very good with interviews. 167 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:30,291 I like just about everybody I meet. 168 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,360 I have virtually no standards. 169 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:35,829 - Okay, well, I could help you find someone. 170 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,569 That is, if you haven't already offered Myrtle the job. 171 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:39,796 - No... 172 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,470 Well, I did, but I don't think she heard me. 173 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:48,335 - Whoo! Ooh! Aah! [laughs] 174 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,611 - So, instead of just telling her you were not interested, 175 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,481 you said you would go to her house to eat risotto 176 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:55,481 and watch Gene Hackman inspire a small town? 177 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:57,653 - I'm not the bad news guy. 178 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,621 I'm the good news guy, you know? 179 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,360 "Nicole had a baby!" "Aden made varsity!" 180 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,725 "Did you hear about Dean? He beat Lupus!" 181 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,725 People love hearing good news from me. 182 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,497 - Yeah, and you're totally unique in that way. 183 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:11,596 You need to toughen up. All right, see this dude? 184 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,829 Whatever I ask you, the answer is no. 185 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:14,974 - What? 186 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,808 - I need to return this blender. - Oh, okay. 187 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:20,265 Well, it looks like you've got the receipt, 188 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,813 It has not been opened, 189 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:24,239 and you purchased it within 14 days. 190 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:27,524 Can I give him a refund? 191 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:29,075 - Sorry, no refunds. 192 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,822 - What do you mean? Why not? 193 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:33,718 - Yeah, it seems like a pretty valid return. 194 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:38,532 - I do not have a good answer for that. 195 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,156 - So... 196 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,600 - Why don't we give him store credit? 197 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:44,195 Would that work for you? - Yeah, that's fine. 198 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,999 - No store credit. 199 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,671 - I'd like to speak to your manager. 200 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:52,709 - No. 201 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,653 - You haven't seen the last of me. 202 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,647 - So what was the point of that? 203 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:04,179 - I don't know. I'm bored. 204 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:07,594 - All right, ma'am. I cannot stress this enough. 205 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,018 You need to be...so still. 206 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:15,959 Like a...statue. 207 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:19,403 - Dina? Do you want me to take over anything 208 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,099 near the eyes? 209 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,601 - Nope. I'm fine. Learning on the job. 210 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,574 - Her eyes are so pretty, though. 211 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:26,913 I'm almost wondering, 212 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,137 what if you don't do any eyeliner at all? 213 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,482 - Well, we've got to do something to draw attention 214 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,177 away from that chin. 215 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,449 I said don't move. 216 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,446 Or do you want me to strap you into this chair? 217 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,788 Don't look at her. She can't help you right now. 218 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,615 [The Carpenters' "Rainy Days and Mondays" plays] 219 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:45,660 - Rainy days and Mondays always get me down 220 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,928 - Strength of a lion. [growls] 221 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,640 - Okay, this seems like something 222 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,135 I need to know more about. 223 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,206 - Oh, I'm working on my presentation 224 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,665 for assistant manager. 225 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,683 I'm want to show them that I have the strength of a lion, 226 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:06,406 the intelligence of a dolphin, 227 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:09,753 and the determination of a worker ant. 228 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,850 And this is just what I look like on a rabbit. 229 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:16,293 - I'm sold, but... what are you gonna do 230 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,029 for the talent portion of the interview? 231 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,085 - Talent portion? 232 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,233 - I see we got some work to do. 233 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,069 - Okay, so, let's address the elephant in the room. 234 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:29,195 Why does a pharmacist want to slum it as an assistant manager? 235 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:32,172 I mean, is this a prank show? Is there a camera watching? 236 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,782 - Are we being Plunked? 237 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,005 - Just... 238 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,879 Truth is, I need a break. 239 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,649 Have you ever held a dying man's hand in yours 240 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,049 while you had to tell him 241 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:46,020 that we don't accept rewards points for his medication? 242 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,419 He literally died while I was holding his hand. 243 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,861 - I don't think that's true. 244 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:51,787 - Well, I guess we'll never know. 245 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,092 - I got to say, Sandra, I am impressed. 246 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,034 I did not expect you to be interested in this job, 247 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,670 but way to go, showing initiative. 248 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:00,727 - [gasps] 249 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,044 - Oh. 250 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,665 - You're right. I'm sorry. 251 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,641 I shouldn't have come here. 252 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,184 Ow! Sorry. 253 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,936 Sorry. 254 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,114 - Is this about the headphones? 255 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,923 - What headphones? - Oh! I don't know. 256 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,617 I mean, I didn't take them. 257 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,218 They probably forgot to load them on the truck. 258 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,350 - Right. 259 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,394 - I mean, if that's what was stolen. 260 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,660 We don't know if something was, first. 261 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,429 That should be the first question we ask, 262 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:31,397 before we make... accusations. 263 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:34,298 - Is this your family? - Oh, yeah. 264 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,541 - They're so clean. 265 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,836 - Your resume says you have a lot of experience babysitting. 266 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:44,440 - Actually, it just says, "watching kids." 267 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,984 - Here's what I'm gonna need. I'll need a 40% salary bump, 268 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,480 access to a company car-- 269 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,722 Does the position come with stock options? 270 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:51,718 - Um... - You know what, 271 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:52,989 let me answer that. 272 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:56,086 The position will be coming with stock options. 273 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,229 - When I was a teenager, 274 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:02,055 I crashed my father's Hudson Super 275 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,732 and blamed it on a Chinese. 276 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:09,202 - Okay, and what about your three greatest weaknesses? 277 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,542 - If you don't believe me, then why don't you 278 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,967 go check the tapes, okay? Just check the tapes, man. 279 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,143 It's all in the tapes. Check the tapes. 280 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,242 Check the tapes. check the tapes. 281 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:18,954 - Yeah, all right, we will. 282 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,976 - You guys actually tape us? 283 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,481 That's so messed up. 284 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,393 - Let me make this very easy for you. 285 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,861 I'm gonna give you five seconds to make a decision, 286 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,432 and then I walk. 287 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,771 Five...four... 288 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:44,339 - This one's eyes are dead, 289 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,207 but this one's eyes are alive. 290 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,777 What do you call her? - Oh, her name is-- 291 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:52,247 - Do not tell him her name. - Okay. 292 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,845 [imitates buzzer noise] Nope--offer's off the table. 293 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:54,847 You blew it. 294 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,278 - Oh, I knew it. - Oh, well, so sad. 295 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,794 Thanks for coming in anyway. 296 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,216 - But it's your lucky day. 297 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,890 I'm gonna give you one more chance. 298 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,359 Now my demands are doubled. 299 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:08,025 . 300 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,027 - No, Mateo, your future is not here, 301 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,803 in Manila... 302 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,842 It lies in America. 303 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,643 All aboard! Next stop, Ellis Island. 304 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,645 No, Rodrigo, stand back. You're too close to the edge. 305 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,448 You'll fall! 306 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,950 No, Mateo, I want to be the first to touch... 307 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,493 Lady Libertyyyyyyyy... 308 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:39,388 Oh, my God, you were right, Mateo--you're always right! 309 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,692 It actually goes on for much longer. 310 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:45,604 - I've seen enough. I like it. 311 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,398 You got the steak. 312 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,170 Now it's time to make it sizzle. 313 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:53,038 - Thank you so much for shopping at Cloud 9. 314 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,980 Have a heavenly day. 315 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,575 Next custom-- Dina. 316 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,607 - Hey. - Hey. 317 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,851 - Just on my break, 318 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,177 so I thought I'd pick up a couple odds and ends. 319 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,853 - Cool, cool. 320 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,859 Famous risotto. 321 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:19,333 - Box of chocolates--you never know what you're gonna get. 322 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,408 - Multiple sizes. 323 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,736 You never know what you're gonna get. 324 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,884 - I'm sorry, can you explain the order again? 325 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,881 - As you go from left to right, 326 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,193 then each one is worse than the one before it. 327 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,985 - Okay. - But, 328 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,187 If you go from right to left, 329 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:45,889 then...each one is worse than the one before it. 330 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,660 - Maybe your standards are too high. 331 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,132 I mean, we're a retail department store. 332 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,672 We're not hiring the King of England here. 333 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,237 - I just don't want to hire someone 334 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,236 who's gonna make our daily lives miserable. 335 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:05,052 - Amy, come have a look out the window with me. 336 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,905 You know, in times of crisis, 337 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:10,284 good people do what needs to be done, and-- 338 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,048 Amy! Are you leaving or just peeing? 339 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,294 - Leaving. 340 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,718 - Okay. Just wanted to know if I should wait. 341 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,034 [Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" plays] 342 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,256 - I'm so fancy you already know 343 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:25,502 I'm in the fast lane 344 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,568 From LA to Tokyo 345 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:32,967 I'm so fancy can't you taste this gold 346 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:37,953 Remember my name 'bout to blow 347 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,475 Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y 348 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,220 That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y 349 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,946 Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y 350 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,653 351 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:48,824 - Okay. 352 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,487 You're so welcome. 353 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,956 I can't believe we reuse this stuff. 354 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,432 Doesn't seem sanitary. 355 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,999 - Well, there's usually not so much blood on them. 356 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,229 - Well, even a little bit of blood... 357 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,243 - There's never any blood! 358 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,635 - Hey, can I talk to you for a second... 359 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,238 privately? 360 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,210 - Yeah, you can talk to me whatever way you like. 361 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,979 Step into my office. 362 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,078 - Okay. 363 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,046 - Housewares, groceries, and sporting goods 364 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,649 I know all the departments like a manager should 365 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,451 - Good. More street. 366 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,063 Timecards, schedules, have I got your attention? 367 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,786 'Cause I wanna talk to y'all about Loss Prevention 368 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,462 Mateo for Assistant Manager! 369 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,060 Mew mew mew. Peace! 370 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,403 [pen clatters lightly] 371 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,337 - I think you can go bigger. 372 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,806 - Okay, look. Dina-- 373 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:45,079 This--this is tricky, um... 374 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,348 - [giggling] Shh, you're being too loud! 375 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,517 - Sorry, sorry. 376 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,575 - Okay! It's not a motel. 377 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,253 - Love's just in the air today, I guess. 378 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,023 - Yeah, listen. Dina, the-- 379 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,163 There are some things that I wanted to say to you, 380 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,529 and I've been having a tough time saying it, 381 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:05,298 so I recorded it on my phone 382 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,698 and I would like to play it-- 383 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,369 - Hey, relax. 384 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:12,238 Whatever it is, we will deal with it together, as a couple. 385 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:15,109 - Okay, I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna press play, okay? 386 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:21,508 Just--just force myself to press play. 387 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,754 Gala apples, hummus, kale chips... 388 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,350 Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. 389 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,752 Skinnygirl margarita mix... That's not--that's not it. 390 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,193 - Hey, it's okay. - It's the wrong voice memo. 391 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,058 - Everything's awkward in the beginning, you know? 392 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,657 When you're still getting to know someone... 393 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,158 - Maybe if I sort by date. - Before you've even kissed. 394 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,061 - Just one second. - Maybe we should just 395 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,503 get that part out of the way. 396 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,067 - What part? 397 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,827 - This part. 398 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,165 - Uh-- 399 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,175 - Oh, your teeth taste so good. 400 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,937 - Thank y-- 401 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,084 [phone falls, clatters] Dina, I'm so sorry, 402 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:57,281 but I don't have the same feelings for you 403 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,624 that you do for me. Oh, I'm sorry. 404 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,089 I felt like I needed to tell you 405 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,518 before either of us did anything that we regret... 406 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,363 I'm--that wasn't-- I'm so sorry... 407 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,288 I gave you the wrong impression. 408 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,934 - That phone has a really good speaker on it. 409 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,998 - An amazing person, and your friendship means so much-- 410 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,227 Dina. Dina! 411 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,872 I just hope we can we can continue... 412 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,336 [sighs] 413 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,273 - [whispering] Okay, they're gone. 414 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,671 - Wow, can you believe-- that guy was a wuss! 415 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,913 - Yeah, he was the worst. Bend down a little more. 416 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,539 I'm trying to look at myself in the mirror. 417 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:27,354 418 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,124 - I should say something to her. 419 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,590 - But you just broke up with the lady over voice memo. 420 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:40,359 Maybe just let her chill out for a little bit. 421 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,800 - You know what? I'm not leaving it like this. 422 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,825 - Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, no, no, no, don't-- 423 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,833 Attention, shoppers: 424 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,444 Are you about to do something you might regret? 425 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,737 We here at Cloud 9 encourage you to reconsider. 426 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,180 Just ask yourself, 427 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,835 "Am I doing this to help someone else 428 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,583 or to make myself feel better?" 429 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,761 - Yeah, I'm still waiting on a shipment for Housewares. 430 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,974 Mm-hmm. 431 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,365 - Hey, Glenn? 432 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,597 Weren't the shift schedules supposed to come out today? 433 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,902 - Yeah, I'm on the phone. 434 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,073 - Okay, I just need to know if I should come in tomorrow. 435 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,412 - Yeah, come in tomorrow. Sure-- 436 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,537 - What time? 437 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,181 - I don't care! Any time! 438 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,647 No, no, not anytime for the shipment. 439 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,975 Hello? 440 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,980 - Hey, Glenn? - Mm? 441 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,252 - Is everything okay? 442 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,220 - Yeah, just trying to do two jobs here. 443 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,520 I think if I can just start sleeping in tiny little bursts 444 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,993 while I'm already blinking-- 445 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,391 - So, you're gonna try and do both of these jobs yourself? 446 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,464 That's crazy. - What if someone had told 447 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,402 Ben Affleck that he couldn't act and direct? 448 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:55,869 Then we never would've had that movie about Iran, or-- 449 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,768 or, whatever--I'm sorry, I never saw it. 450 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,570 - Glenn! - What? 451 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,812 - I'll take the job. 452 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,238 - Oh, thank you! 453 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,113 You have no idea how hard this has been. 454 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,652 Though it has dramatically increased 455 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,977 my respect for Ben Affleck. 456 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,222 - Well, today didn't work out exactly as I planned. 457 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,320 Don't bother asking for details. It's none of your business. 458 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,993 But I did kill it in cosmetics. 459 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,731 - Yeah, you sure did. 460 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:21,957 - You could improve, though. 461 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,101 I'm gonna bring a grip squeezer tomorrow. 462 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,725 You need to control their faces more. 463 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,868 - Hey, Dina, listen. 464 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,043 I know I should probably leave this alone, 465 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,381 but I just wanted to say I'm really sorry 466 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,047 about the way I handled everything. 467 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,675 I mean, I-- you're an amazing person. 468 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,281 - It's fine. You don't have to do this. 469 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,123 - No, I do, because I mean it. I mean it. 470 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,817 You know, you're gonna meet someone terrific, 471 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,490 and I just hope you and I can-- 472 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,960 - Hey, mama. - Hey, you ready? 473 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,258 - Yeah, I'm psyched. I've never seen "Hoosiers." 474 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,301 - Oh, it'll change your life. Let's go. 475 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,771 - That was fast. 476 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,637 - Look, this doesn't have to be weird, okay? 477 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,436 It just didn't work out. Sure, you're cute, 478 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,639 but there's, uh... there's a lot of cute around. 479 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,842 See you tomorrow. 480 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:15,951 Oh, hey, I should ask, are you okay with birds? 481 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,348 I have a lot of birds. 482 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:20,150 - I really appreciate it, Amy, 483 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,152 and I know the job might be tough, 484 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,924 but there are a lot of perks, 485 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,693 like 5% additional discount, 486 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,063 financial aid for continuing education, 487 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,461 and--oh, and a closer parking spot. 488 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,934 - Wait, what? - Yeah. 489 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,102 You'll be parking next to me. 490 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,401 Open your door with caution, please. 491 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,274 - No, they help you pay for college classes? 492 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,712 - Oh, yeah, but I think only half. 493 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:46,280 - Half... 494 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,579 Yes! 495 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,420 ['80s music] 496 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,477 - Huh. 497 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,924 - Interviewing for Assistant Manager, 498 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,050 Mateo... 499 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,164 Fernando... 500 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,315 Aquino... 501 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,364 Liwanag! 502 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,629 [music continues] 503 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,429 504 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,931 Are you ready? 505 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,602 - Mateo, I'm sorry, I just offered the job to Amy. 506 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,202 I didn't know you were interested. 507 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,936 - Oh. 508 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,882 I see. 509 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,806 Congratulations. 510 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,353 - Thank you.