1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:01,242 2 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:01,965 - Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, 3 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,744 the store has been closed for 20 minutes. 4 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,039 Many of us would like to leave. 5 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:10,512 So, if you're still in the store, 6 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,181 you're being a dick. 7 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:14,050 Don't be a dick. 8 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:15,718 - It's tough, because I have to live 9 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,246 with this trash can, you know? 10 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:18,391 - Right. No, I get it. 11 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,946 It's a very big decision. 12 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:24,234 So, you know, maybe you could go home tonight, sleep on it, 13 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,255 and decide tomorrow? 14 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:31,230 - No, "decide tomorrow" is what I said yesterday. 15 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:33,502 - [sighs] If I don't get home and study for my midterm, 16 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:35,671 I'm totally screwed. 17 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,169 Oh, hey, you look so cute. 18 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,771 both: Thank you. 19 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,542 - It's my senior dance recital tonight. 20 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,781 - What? Why didn't you tell us? 21 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:46,006 - Well, I can't perform because of, you know, this. 22 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:47,253 - Oh. 23 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:49,078 - But I'm gonna go and cheer on the other girls. 24 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:52,453 - Yeah, if this bozo ever leaves the store. 25 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:56,323 Hey, Myrtle, go bust out your hysterectomy story. 26 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:58,294 - It's all right. I got it. 27 00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:01,432 [heavy metal music playing] 28 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,759 - It was 1953, 29 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:07,474 and medical science was all the rage. 30 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:11,368 - The thing is, you just sent us the shipment of signs now, 31 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,442 and I'd hate to keep people late 32 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:16,441 on a Friday evening to hang them all up. 33 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:20,714 So, if anyone gets this message, could you call me back, please? 34 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:22,154 It's Glenn. 35 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,620 - Sir-- - Oh, sorry. 36 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:24,987 - Oh, oh, so sorry, sir. 37 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:26,345 Sir, I can't quite-- - Oh, I am in the way. 38 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:27,794 - Yeah. - Duty calls. 39 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,318 - Sorry. I can't seem to-- 40 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,863 - There's a spot right over there. 41 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:31,928 - Yeah. - Okay. 42 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,585 - Hey, is that "Die Hard 2"? 43 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,604 That is the best "Die Hard." 44 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:35,855 - Have a heavenly night. 45 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:37,773 46 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:41,165 - Okay. 47 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:42,669 - Whoo-hoo! 48 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:46,610 - Oh, yeah! - Yeah! 49 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:49,177 - Oh, great job, Mateo. Great job. 50 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:52,707 - Hey, we're all staying late to do more work. 51 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:53,953 I'm so sorry. 52 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,717 I just found out about it. 53 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,786 I feel terrible about this. 54 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,345 Whoo-hoo! 55 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:02,423 [upbeat music] 56 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,333 57 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:08,355 - I'm stuck at work for an hour or two, but save my seat. 58 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,962 I'll be there as soon as I can. 59 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,733 - You have to get here, bitch. 60 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,432 - I know, bitch. 61 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:16,104 - Birds, it's Mommy. Listen up. 62 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:20,843 Scout, Taffy, FDR, Pikachu, you guys are in charge, 63 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,981 so act like the leaders I know that you are. 64 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:27,106 Now, cockatoos, I assume you can't hear me right now 65 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:29,354 since you should all be asleep already. 66 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:32,090 [chuckles] Okay, heads down. 67 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:35,455 [clears throat] 68 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:39,756 Too la loo ra loo ral 69 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:44,630 Too la loo ra li 70 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,302 - Ooh, corporate messed up. 71 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,540 Those are the same signs we just took down. 72 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,096 - I don't think so. 73 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,243 - Mm-hmm. 74 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,070 - Nope, they say the old signs 75 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:57,584 were this pale, outdated color called "glossy dolphin." 76 00:02:57,578 --> 00:03:00,248 The new ones are a bold, exciting color 77 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,448 called "glossy dolphin B." 78 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:05,420 - [scoffs] 79 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:06,819 - This is kind of fun, right? 80 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,420 Being up high like this? 81 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,922 Reminds me of my indoor rock-climbing days. 82 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:14,364 - I just need to get home to study for my midterm. 83 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,262 - Midterm. [chuckles] 84 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:18,274 That takes me back. - Mm-hmm. 85 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:20,996 - Cramming for tests-- or trying to. 86 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,901 Half the time, I'd just end up getting drunk 87 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,373 in someone's dorm room 88 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:27,882 and spend the whole night having "deep conversations." 89 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,935 - [laughs] That's so fun. 90 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:33,414 Did I ever tell you the story about that one time 91 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,054 when I went to college as a grown-up 92 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,118 and I had to go work and I had all these responsibilities? 93 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,018 It's a laugh riot. 94 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:44,019 - You don't have to hold the ladder, you know. 95 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:46,194 - I'm not gonna let you fall... 96 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:48,033 not on my watch. 97 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,442 - What? 98 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:00,968 [drill buzzing] 99 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,984 - Oh, hey, look at that. - Ooh. 100 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,406 - Ooh, cool move, cowboy. 101 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:05,452 - What, this? 102 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,816 I was born with a drill in my hand. 103 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:10,945 My family used to own a hardware store-- 104 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,521 Sturgis and Sons? 105 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,650 - Oh. 106 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,324 - Yeah, for 59 years, 107 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:18,363 the name "Sturgis" was synonymous with tools-- 108 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:21,129 well, until Cloud 9 moved in up the street, 109 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:23,228 and then a month later, we lost everything. 110 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:25,230 Hey, has anyone seen the laser level? 111 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:28,372 - Doesn't it make you a little angry to be working for them? 112 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:31,969 - Oh, I don't waste my time with anger. 113 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,642 - Oh. 114 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:36,141 - Look at that. I hit my finger. 115 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,583 [chuckles] 116 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:39,748 - That looked pretty serious. 117 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:41,007 - Did the lights go out? 118 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,224 - Oh, come on. 119 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:45,346 - Glenn, what's up with the lights? 120 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:46,593 I'm kind of in a rush. 121 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:49,157 - Actually, the lights are controlled by corporate. 122 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:50,356 - What? 123 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:51,488 - Every night at a certain time, 124 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:54,632 the lights dim, and the doors automatically lock. 125 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:55,828 - All the doors lock? 126 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,669 - Yep. 127 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:59,695 - Excuse me. 128 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,100 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 129 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:05,412 Oh, no, no, no, no. Are you kidding me? 130 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:09,540 131 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:10,583 - [grunts] Oh, God. 132 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:17,017 - Okay, the bad news is we're locked in. 133 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,917 Dina and I will go to my office 134 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,019 and look for the lock override code. 135 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:24,221 In the meantime, you guys keep putting up signs. 136 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,894 You can make a game out of it. 137 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:30,303 You can call the game "Signage Fever." 138 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,297 - I am not playing that game. 139 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:34,269 - Guys-- - No. 140 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:35,567 - You don't even know what I was gonna say. 141 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,669 - I know that every time you start a sentence 142 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,171 with, "Guys," you end it with, 143 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,612 "Let's make the best of this," or, "Let's have fun." 144 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:45,409 You never say, "Guys, this really sucks." 145 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:47,423 - Guys, we have the entire store to ourselves. 146 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:49,075 We could do whatever we want. 147 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,822 If we decide that this is gonna be fun, 148 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,918 then this is gonna be fun. 149 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,520 So, if you're with me, I will see all of you 150 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,794 in the fun zone. 151 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,093 - "Fun zone"? 152 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,664 - Sometimes I just really want to slap him. 153 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:07,034 - I think it was on one of these memos from corporate. 154 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,274 Here. 155 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:11,068 [sighs] "Union buzzwords." - "How to spot a union." 156 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,441 - "Anti-union activity." 157 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,810 - "What to do if you hear the word 'union.'" 158 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,807 - "Reporting union activity." 159 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,809 "List of toxic food recalls"? 160 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:22,082 I don't remember doing any food recalls. 161 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,022 - [gasps] - What? 162 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,787 - "Addendum of policy changes to employee handbook-- 163 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,757 "relationships between supervisors and subordinates 164 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:32,456 no longer forbidden, now just strongly discouraged." 165 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,600 - Yeah, words. Oh, here it is. 166 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,755 "Please detach the accompanying card 167 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:37,904 and keep in a safe place." 168 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,268 And, look, I wrote, "Like in your car," 169 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,067 and then I underlined "car." 170 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,099 Oh, that means it's just outsi-- 171 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,314 Oh. 172 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,765 Okay, the bad news 173 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:49,784 is I left the card with the code in my glove compartment. 174 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,047 So I called my wife to come get it, 175 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,805 but we only have one car, 176 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,524 so she has to wait for her sister to come get her. 177 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,847 - You guys, there's someone out there. 178 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:00,051 - Oh, my God. Hey! Hey! 179 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:03,323 - Oh! Oh! [all shouting] 180 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:06,833 - Can you get something from my car? 181 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,597 - [inaudible] 182 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:11,196 all: Boop-boop-boop-- - We need a boop-boop-boop-boop. 183 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,628 [gunshots on television] 184 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,743 - Whoo! 185 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,565 You guys are missing out. - Mm. 186 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:19,841 What a unique experience it must be, 187 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,540 moving around a store on wheels. 188 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:25,353 - The key's above the tire. 189 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:29,145 Get card from glove compartment. 190 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,149 Bring card here. 191 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,591 - [inaudible] 192 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,587 [all cheering] 193 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:39,629 - Whoo! We're gonna get out of here! 194 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,557 - Yes! - Yes! 195 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,032 - Is it there? Is it there? - Wait, wait--oh, good. 196 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,260 Look, he's got the key. 197 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,534 - Why is he getting in the driver's seat? 198 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:48,804 - No, you don't need to start the engine 199 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,872 to open the glove compartment. 200 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:53,271 No, you don't need to move the car. 201 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,113 Wait. Where are you going? 202 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,538 Where's he going? 203 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:59,414 What the--where is the-- 204 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,654 - Cruising through the fun zone-- 205 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:07,894 - Hey, can you maybe-- 206 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:11,188 - Whoo! Ha ha! 207 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,391 - Okay. 208 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,900 - Part of me's glad I missed the recital. 209 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:25,043 I've been looking forward to my senior dance 210 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,368 since sixth grade, 211 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:29,583 and it would've sucked to just sit there and watch. 212 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,977 I'm not saying that I regret this baby. 213 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:34,379 I just wish that I'd had it later... 214 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:37,591 or sooner, like a lot of my friends. 215 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:38,685 You know what I mean? 216 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,646 - Uh, I do, yes, 217 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:43,464 and I think each and every one of us has regrets. 218 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,026 I'll go next. 219 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,325 I regret doing Semester at Sea 220 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,127 instead of just picking one country 221 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,359 and really absorbing the culture. 222 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,804 Who else? 223 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,500 - Well, my only regrets are the times I overthought things 224 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,501 and didn't go for what I wanted. 225 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,843 - There you go. - I mean, why fight nature? 226 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,409 We're all just animals, right? 227 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:07,413 - I regret not rescuing my twin brother from that wave. 228 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,324 - So there you have it, guys. 229 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:13,946 We are learning lots about each other. 230 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,364 What about you, Ame? 231 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:18,655 What are you-- What's your biggest regret? 232 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,859 - I guess I regret not going to college 233 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:23,661 when I was younger so that I could have lots of stories 234 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:26,274 to annoy my coworkers with. 235 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,766 - Hey, well, at least it's quiet. 236 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,368 We don't have to listen to that stupid Muzak they make us play. 237 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,540 - I actually kind of like the music. 238 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:36,710 It makes me feel like I'm on hold all day. 239 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,850 - Glenn, you like everything about this store. 240 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,546 That's weird, man. - Well... 241 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:45,047 I don't like everything about this store. 242 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:49,322 Truth be told, the backsplash in the employee's bathroom-- 243 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:52,132 it's, like, B-minus, at best. 244 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:55,955 - That's the only thing that bugs you about this company? 245 00:09:55,963 --> 00:10:01,473 - Well, I guess the aisles are a bit too close together... 246 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,268 and sometimes the folks in charge 247 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,370 don't treat me like I'm a human being with feelings. 248 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,583 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, that's a bummer. 249 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:12,145 - Sturgis and Sons was a community. 250 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,445 Customers would be like, "Hi, Glenn. 251 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,817 Do you have a screw in such-and-such a size?" 252 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,147 And I'd say, "I think so. 253 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,292 Maybe ask my dad." 254 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,688 It was paradise. 255 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,960 - You know what else I regret? That time-- 256 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,358 - And then this chain moves in. 257 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,230 I mean, where do they get off? Keep us late in-- 258 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,870 locked in the dark, you know, 259 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,295 all in service of the bottom line. 260 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,271 - Yeah. Go. 261 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,939 - I hate this tie. - Yeah. 262 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,639 - I hate this shirt! 263 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,110 - Okay. - Isn't that his shirt? 264 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,480 - Oh, you're going a little too far now. 265 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:49,047 - And I hate Regional Manager Dicky Larson, 266 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,389 but you know what I hate most of all? 267 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,485 I hate Cloud 9. 268 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,487 I hate Cloud 9. 269 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,830 [yells] 270 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,273 - What just happened? 271 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,497 - I think we broke Glenn. 272 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,612 - Oh, no, this is damaged. 273 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:15,875 Guess we can't sell these. Right. 274 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,476 It's a party, mother-fathers, 275 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:22,923 . 276 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:23,776 [laughter] 277 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,552 - You, you, you, you, you, you-- - That was good. 278 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,963 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 279 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,215 - Never have I ever... - Uh-huh. 280 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,463 - Stocked ice cream. 281 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,530 - Okay, but-- You know, like that, 282 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,658 but, like, a little more edgy. 283 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,533 You know, like, not this, but, 284 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,971 "Never have I ever eaten human flesh." 285 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,100 Oh, no, no, no. 286 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,014 You drink if you have done it. 287 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,536 - Mm-hmm. I understand. 288 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,781 - I have another one. 289 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:52,677 Never have I ever hooked up in the store. 290 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:56,883 Really? 291 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,794 - You remember last week 292 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:02,316 when Jerusha came by to talk about the mortgage? 293 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,462 - Oh. 294 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,886 - In my office? - Yeah, boy. 295 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:08,802 - Gross. - Wait, wait. There's more. 296 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,056 We had sex. 297 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,703 - Yeah, man. 298 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,168 - Bo and I-- 299 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,796 photo lab-- seven months ago. 300 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:16,943 all: Oh. 301 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:20,267 - Oh, my God, the photo lab is a great spot. 302 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,213 - Yeah. - What? Really? 303 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,039 - Yeah, it's dark. It's private. 304 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,714 Sometimes you get to see people's naked photos. 305 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:27,923 - When I first started here, 306 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,075 we just called the lab the "bang room" 307 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,253 because, you know... 308 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,051 the banging. 309 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,493 [softly] I banged in there. 310 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,917 - [softly] Okay. 311 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,364 - Really? - I did. 312 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,829 - So the photo lab, huh? 313 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:45,169 Cool. Cool, cool. 314 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,665 - Attention, Cloud 9-- 315 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,837 This isn't working. 316 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,196 - You're not pushing the button. 317 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,113 - Oh. 318 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,835 - Attention, Cloud-- [feedback whines] 319 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,181 Wow. 320 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,075 I really suck at this. - Yeah. 321 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,578 - It's goin' down for real 322 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,320 323 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:06,015 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 324 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,219 - [screams] 325 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,590 - Yeah, that's a strike. 326 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,719 - Come on. 327 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,864 Come on, come on. - Get him, get him, get him. 328 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,390 Fight. 329 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,934 [laughter] 330 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,270 - I feel alive. 331 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,525 - It's goin' down for real 332 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:24,573 - Hey, Cloud 9, it's a party. 333 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,541 - It's goin' down for real 334 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,010 Shake it, shake it 335 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,979 - We're gonna do this every Friday from now on. 336 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,249 - Go. 337 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:36,876 He may just beat Brett's record time. 338 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:39,454 Oh, a violent spill... 339 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,692 and right on to the zip line. 340 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,288 - Ooh. - Oh. 341 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:47,260 - Just give him a second. I think he's gonna be all right. 342 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,130 He's okay. 343 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,559 344 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:54,603 - It's goin' down for real 345 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:58,741 - Here we've got newcomer Mateo... 346 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,408 [cheers] 347 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:05,947 Sizzling in a fashion-forward take on Cloud 9 nightwear. 348 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:10,346 Work it, Mateo, and now we have Glenn, 349 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,920 rocking the Don't Let Him Near Your Children Collection. 350 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:18,131 Oh, shake what the good Lord gave you, Glenn, 351 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:22,025 and here's Myrtle, carrying a bicycle tire. 352 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:25,229 She doesn't seem to know what we're doing here, 353 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,102 but she is owning it. 354 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,540 Thank you, Myrtle. 355 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,065 - So, Amy, how are you feeling? 356 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,311 - I feel great. - Oh, yeah? 357 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,536 - [shouting] Usually when I get drunk, I talk really loud, 358 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,042 but I'm not doing it now. 359 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,114 - No, you're not! 360 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,351 - All right, everybody, up on your feet. 361 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,817 - * I can't feel my face when I'm with you * 362 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,246 But I love you 363 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:50,793 But I love you 364 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,690 Hey! 365 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,963 - Can you make me look like her? - Like a black woman? 366 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,033 I'm not a witch. 367 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,700 You don't need all that. You are pretty. 368 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,528 - Oh, I'm a solid 8.25. 369 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,573 In high school, I was voted third-prettiest girl 370 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,169 in my ROTC unit. 371 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,511 Pretty's not the problem. 372 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,035 - Just trust me. 373 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,080 - It's just, ever since my dad left me at that gas station, 374 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,076 it's so hard to trust. 375 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,407 - Okay, here we go. 376 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,411 [light instrumental music] 377 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:21,054 378 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:24,994 - You with the sad eyes 379 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,432 Don't be discouraged 380 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,797 Oh, I realize 381 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,826 It's hard to take courage 382 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:36,002 In a world full of people 383 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,873 You can lose sight of it all 384 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,111 And the darkness inside you 385 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,738 Can make you feel so small 386 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,813 But I see your true colors - This is kind of tight. 387 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,283 - Shining through 388 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,592 I see your true colors 389 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,455 And that's why I love you 390 00:15:55,455 --> 00:16:00,855 So don't be afraid to let them show 391 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:04,030 Your true colors 392 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,831 True colors 393 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:11,643 True colors are shining through 394 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:15,038 I see your true colors 395 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,842 And that's why I love you 396 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,284 So don't be afraid 397 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,880 - Hey, you. 398 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,251 - Dina. 399 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:27,191 Wow. 400 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,057 - True colors 401 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,687 Are beautiful 402 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,131 - I'm so proud of her. - Yeah. 403 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,826 - My anaconda don't 404 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,697 My anaconda don't 405 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:41,796 My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon 406 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,571 - Ooh, I did not see that coming, 407 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,371 but I should have. 408 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,083 - By the way, what he say 409 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:52,179 . 410 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,479 - "Relationships between supervisors 411 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,848 and subordinates is now just strongly discouraged." 412 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,289 It's not forbidden anymore. 413 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:01,885 This is not forbidden anymore. 414 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,718 - Uh, right. Yeah. 415 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,533 Uh, hmm. 416 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,098 Uh, but, you know, s-- 417 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,798 alas, it is discouraged. 418 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,740 Besides, the idea of dating my boss... 419 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:21,607 Oof, I mean, the sexual politics are just so nuanced. 420 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,578 Otherwise, believe me, I am-- 421 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,107 I would love to do... 422 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:31,154 everything there is to do. 423 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:34,791 - I was not expecting that. 424 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,117 - Yeah. 425 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,133 - But I do understand. 426 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,755 - Oh, great. 427 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,899 I mean, you know... 428 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,165 Great. 429 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:50,436 Okay, um... I'll see you out there. 430 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,248 - [exhales sharply] 431 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,448 Oh. 432 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,751 - Hey, what you doing up there? 433 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,064 Looks like you might get hurt. 434 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,955 - You don't get to tell me what to do. 435 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,787 - I wasn't telling you what to do. 436 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,362 - You are not my boss. I am your boss, college boy. 437 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,372 - I just thought maybe-- It's a little dangerous being-- 438 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,995 - By the way, 439 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,399 I got into college too-- 440 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,772 a good one-- 441 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,470 when I was 18. 442 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,713 [imitates explosion] 443 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,877 - That's great. - I just got pregnant. 444 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:33,506 And then I got married, and then Adam had dreams, 445 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,323 and somebody had to pay the bills, 446 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,845 so here I am, 447 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:40,749 spinning around on this... 448 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,293 endless... 449 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,920 Oh, God. 450 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,534 [vomits] 451 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,827 - For what it's worth, 452 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:52,198 that was shaping up to be a really nice metaphor. 453 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,769 - [retches] 454 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:58,306 - Oh, I know. "Leave a message, and we'll never call you back." 455 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,865 Well, that fig ain't gonna fly tonight, baby. 456 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,414 This company's a sham. 457 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,281 You lock us in. 458 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:09,279 You control the music that we listen to. 459 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,752 Oh, and try this on for size. 460 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:16,521 The color difference in your signage is marginal. 461 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,493 Oh, and you can tell Dicky Larson 462 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:23,102 that he can suck my big, fat, sweaty toe. 463 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,865 - If you are satisfied with your message, press 1. 464 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:29,995 To erase and re-record, press 2. 465 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,742 - Hey, guys, everything's great. 466 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:36,109 Signs are all up-- really popping. 467 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,878 - [groans] - Come on. 468 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,377 It's good for you. 469 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,580 [sighs] 470 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:45,551 Glenn is right. This backsplash is unremarkable. 471 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,622 - I don't regret getting married. 472 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,391 - I never said that you regretted getting-- 473 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,260 - Yeah, but you were thinking it. 474 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,060 Yeah, I wonder sometimes 475 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,172 what it would've been like if I had made other choices, 476 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,065 but... 477 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:04,367 you want to know what I really regret? 478 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:07,041 - That last shot of Sambuca? 479 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,854 - [scoffs] Forget it. 480 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:17,776 You're the last person I should be telling this to. 481 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,054 - Wait. Why am I the last-- 482 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:23,161 - [vomits] 483 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,585 - This is a weird night. 484 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:25,691 Okay. 485 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,697 [beeps] 486 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:38,544 - See ya. 487 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,538 - Ooh. 488 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:44,080 Oh, it is good to be outside. 489 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,446 I'm gonna go home and play some video games. 490 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,646 - I'm hungry. - You want breakfast? 491 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,418 My shift starts in 20. I can get you free coffee. 492 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,047 - Ooh, pancakes. 493 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:56,462 - I can't believe I have to take a midterm on zero sleep 494 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,286 and totally hungover. 495 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,731 - College. 496 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:03,156 - [scoffs] Yep, college. 497 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,400 - Glenn. 498 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,772 - Oh, thank God. I thought I was gonna have 499 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,770 to hang these things by myself. 500 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,712 - I'm requesting a demotion... - What? 501 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,707 - To associate level-- personal reasons. 502 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,349 - Wha--wha--what? 503 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:21,045 - And, yeah, that's gonna be a two-person job. 504 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,953 - Why are you dressed like my mother?