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I cannot believe my mother
is having an affair.
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I'm having palpitations.
I'm having palpitations.
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Darling, seeing a doctor
does not necessarily mean
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they're being intimate.
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Oh, please. When I see a man, you
don't think I'm intimate with him?
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Not if he sees you.
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You know, sweetheart, I went through
the same thing with my parents.
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It's totally beyond
your control.
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Why aren't you as shocked as me?
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Well, I'm, you know, European.
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Things are a little
more accepted there.
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It's looser. It's freer.
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It's... so wrong.
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My mother is not European.
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She's a middle-aged
Jewish yenta,
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that should be going to see a
doctor for intestinal problems.
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That I can believe.
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I just heard about the affair.
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Oh, don't worry, Franny,
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your father's a very good man.
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Sylvia wouldn't throw
that away for some fling.
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- No.
- Exactly.
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Yetta's absolutely right.
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I'm sure this thing with your
mother and her doctor won't last.
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My daughter's dating a doctor?
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Whoo-hoo!
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids are actually
smiling such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran ♪
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Oh, doctor.
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I am so flattered, but I
have to tell you the truth.
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I am wearing a little makeup.
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No!
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You've changed your hair,
haven't you?
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Did it get lighter from the sun?
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Yeah, the sun.
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Yeah. I notice every
little thing about you.
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Including how much you love...
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Oh, my God! Samples!
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Got swabs! Oh, handy wipes!
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Antibacterial ointment!
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Oh, you are so extravagant!
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You know, my daughter is giving
me the third degree about you.
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She can't wait to meet you.
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Are your kids doing
the same about me?
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Oh, no, my daughters
respect my privacy.
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They know that when I'm
ready I'll introduce you.
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They would never intrude
in my private life.
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So, Miss Blodget.
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What are your symptoms?
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Well, I'm sick and I'm nauseous.
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I think I had some
bad Italian at an affair.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, let's try
your reflexes first.
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Okay.
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Sorry, you know how weird
those nerve connections can be.
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I want to look in your ear.
Do I need to put on a cup?
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( laughs )
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Is that your family over there?
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- Yeah.
- You have a lovely wife.
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I did. Lost her nine years ago.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Did I say nine years?
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I can't believe
it's been that long.
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This picture we took on our last
anniversary. We went to Hawaii.
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Your hair was so dark
and you were so tan.
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That's Don Ho.
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Your wife was very beautiful.
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She was, wasn't she?
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You know what you miss the most?
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The little things.
Her perfume. Her laugh.
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The look on her face whenever
I would surprise her.
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Tickets for a Sunday matinee.
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You mean you didn't spend your
Sundays sitting in front of the TV
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spitting out peanut shells
watching the football game?
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My wife hated sports.
So I gave them up.
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If you didn't want to direct my
school play, why did you say yes?
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Because you asked me before
they were married and pregnant
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and I thought I still had
a shot with your daddy.
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Maxwell, will you tell
her the director is God?
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She's rehearsing us
until 2:00 in the morning.
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It's because you stink!
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C.C., what do you
expect when you choose
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"Antony and Cleopatra"
for a grammar school?
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Oh, how hard is it
to play a pushy broad
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who runs around half-naked
with too much makeup on?
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Have you learned nothing
from your mother?
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( Phone rings )
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You're all off-script
tomorrow, or you're out. Talk.
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- Help me.
- Oh, sweetheart.
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You open Saturday
and you're still not off-script?
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All right.
Well, this is just great.
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The kid playing the messenger
is grounded for cheating.
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All I did was slip him a few answers
so he could get to rehearsal on time.
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Well, C.C., can't you just cast
some other kid in the part?
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Who? He was perfect. He looked like a
weak, tired old man beaten down by life.
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Who am I going to find
to play a part like that?
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What?
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Maxwell, wouldn't Niles
be perfect
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for that part
in our sitcom in LA?
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Me? What part?
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Oh, if only there were a way
I could see him on-stage first.
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Me? What part?
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C.C., I don't think
this is a very good idea.
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You're always trying
to hold me back.
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You're just terrified that
people are going to find out
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that someone in this house
has more talent than you.
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You know what? Break a leg.
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Oh, honey.
We are in so much trouble.
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This guy that mom is seeing,
he's handsome, he's romantic,
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he's a doctor.
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He can park wherever he wants.
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Daddy would have
an affair with him.
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Sweetheart, are you sure your mother
isn't just going through a phase?
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I would like a word in private
with Miss Blodget, please.
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How dare you interfere
with my affairs?
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Affairs?
How many you having, Mom?
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Why are you doing this to me?
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I have never interfered
in your personal life.
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Oh! Please!
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Let there be a witness,
no one will believe this.
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Ma, how could you
do this to daddy?
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Don't you realize how
much he loves you?
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Darling, the only time your father
looks at me with desire in his eyes
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is when I'm holding a chicken.
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You know what he gave
me for my birthday?
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A standing rotisserie
that drips the fat off.
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Is that stupid or what?
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I thought you'd like it.
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Fran, your father doesn't
talk to me anymore.
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If at least he fought with me,
that's life, but indifference?
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I can't live with that.
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But, ma, if you and
daddy have problems,
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why don't you go
see a professional?
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I am.
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Fran, you're my
daughter and I love you,
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but you have no idea
what I'm going through.
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Ma, I'm sorry but I cannot
and I will not accept this.
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Then you and I no longer
have anything left
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to say to each other.
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Oh, yes, there is!
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That fatless rotisserie
was a great gift!
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What happened?
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I just broke up with my mother.
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You know, I'm very impressed with
how you're handling the fact
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that your mother
decided to show up.
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Well, honey, I'm a big enough
person to set my differences aside.
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Today's day is all about Gracie.
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Tell me, messenger, what
news bring you from Caesar?
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Tell her that she is not going
out for Chinese
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with us after.
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Tell her that I would be
happy to get it to go.
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Could you two be quiet?
My son is in this play too!
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Big deal, what is he
playing? The camel?
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And don't you yell
at my daughter.
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She's pregnant
with my new grandchildren.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Tell her that when her
morning sickness kicks in,
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a little warm
seltzer would help.
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- Oh, my mother always said...
- Tell her!
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Warm seltzer helps.
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Tell her thank you.
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I ask you, messenger, what
news bring you from Caesar?
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That big kid stinks.
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Oh, there's my adorable husband.
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You know, honey, I am so glad that you
set up your office here at the house...
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( Max thinking )
She's made up with her mother,
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so now she's going
to nudge the father.
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So, if I don't get out of here soon,
she's going to ask me to do something.
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Oh! I'll make up a meeting.
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Wonderful husband you are.
So what do you say?
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Will you stick around
and help me out with daddy?
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Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
I'm afraid I have a meeting.
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Oh.
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You know, they called
and cancelled that meeting.
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Oh, well, in that case
I'm free as a bird.
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( Max thinking ) She
cancelled my fake meeting!
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( doorbell rings )
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I'll get it!
I'll get it!
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Hello, sweetheart!
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- What's in the bag?
- Hey, I'm no idiot.
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There's a lot of thieves
out there that want these.
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Daddy, they don't even want
the car. Come, sit down.
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Hey, you're looking
pretty good, kiddo.
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- Thank you.
- So, what's up?
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You invite daddy to brunch. You
got something on your mind, huh?
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Somebody? Come on. Sit down on daddy's
lap and tell me all about it.
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- Come on, tell me all about it.
- Daddy... Dad! Dad!
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I'm pregnant, Daddy! Daddy!
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Well, you know, this weekend is yours
and mommy's 40th wedding anniversary.
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And I was just thinking maybe the four of
us could go out for some romantic dinner
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and dancing
at the Skylight room?
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What would I do there? I wouldn't
know what to do in a place like that.
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- I don't fit in there.
- Sure you do, Daddy.
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You're eating
the paper off the muffin.
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God!
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You would make mommy very happy, and you
wouldn't even have to buy her a gift
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because you can give her,
like, a real fantasy night.
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Hey, wait a minute. We don't
get into that kinky stuff.
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One time, we ate cheesecake
off each other in bed,
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but that's only 'cause nobody
wanted to get up for a napkin.
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I'm talking about being
debonair. Romantic.
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Send her flowers.
Fawn over her.
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Are you crazy? If I sent
your mother flowers
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for no reason, she'd think
I'm fooling around.
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Daddy, take the risk.
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I think mommy's feeling just
a little bit underappreciated.
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You're talking crazy talk. Your
mother's a very happy woman.
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She's not, Dad.
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Bringing home a case of Heinz vegetarian
beans does not a happy woman make.
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Franny, come on, you don't
know what you're talking about.
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Dad, she was over here!
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She talked to me.
She's not happy.
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Did she mention
the beans specifically?
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Would you genug with the beans already?
You're going to lose her, pa.
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If you don't smarten up,
you are going to end
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up spending the rest of
your life without her.
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- Now, is that what you want?
- No, of course not!
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I mean, we're a team. Morty
and Sylvia. We belong together.
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All right, well then here's
what you're going to do.
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You're going to go out
with us to the restaurant,
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we're going to celebrate your anniversary
and you are going to romance your wife.
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Okay, you've got a deal. Just
let me know when, that's all.
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It's Saturday night.
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Saturday? Hey,
the Islanders are playing!
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Daddy!
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All right, all right, I'll tape.
I'll tape.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Heard you laid
a big egg last night.
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This place is so romantic,
isn't it, Daddy?
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Huh? Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.
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Sylvia, how about I order
a skirt steak for two?
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Morty,
this is a fancy restaurant.
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They don't have skirt steak.
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I'd like a Beef Ellington.
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Oh, God, they're talking about
skirt steaks. How embarrassing.
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Just order Beef Ellington
for the table.
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Say, Morty, I bet every man
in the place
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wishes he could
change places with us right now.
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Why?
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I'm sitting under a vent here.
It's blowing now.
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- Sylvia, want to switch?
- Daddy!
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What? What? Your mother's got hot flashes.
She'd like a breeze.
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Besides, I want the most beautiful woman
in this restaurant to be comfortable.
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What?
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I'm trying to be nice.
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Well, cut it out.
It's unsettling.
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Sylvia, I'm trying
to treat you special.
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Why now, all of a sudden?
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Because...
because she said I should.
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Franny, this is no good.
This isn't me.
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I'm not comfortable.
I've got to get out of here.
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Did you say something
to your father?
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No. He did.
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Daddy, Daddy, come out here.
I need to talk to you.
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Oh, excuse me.
Your fly's open, sir.
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Daddy, I have to talk to you.
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Oh, my God!
What are you doing here?
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- Well, I was just walking...
- You two know each other?
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Yes, this is that doctor that mommy's
been seeing because she's got...
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You know, that... that,
ah... she's got that, ah...
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- Carpel Tunnel Syndrome.
- Carpel Tunnel Syndrome.
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Daddy, who's been married to my mother
for 40 years, this is Dr. Rosso.
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- Oh, how do you do?
- The same.
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Look, look, Franny, I'm sorry
that your mother's upset with me,
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I really am, but look, I'm just not the
kind of guy she needs or wants anymore.
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Your mother's at the
point of her life I think...
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Your mother needs somebody like...
somebody like a guy like this.
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No, she doesn't! She does not.
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- Dad, don't you love her?
- Well, of course I love Sylvia.
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I'm crazy about her. All right, so
look, I forget things once in a while.
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I forget things like birthdays. I forget
to talk to her during a commercial.
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But she's got to know how
much I care about her.
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Daddy, and I meant him...
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How's she going to know
if you don't tell her?
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You are going to lose her,
you know.
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Some other guy could come along.
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I think that you guys
have exceeded the amount
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of time two men should
stay in a men's room.
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No, no, no.
Let him finish. Go ahead.
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Some other guy could
come along and tell Sylvia...
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all the things she really
wants to hear from you.
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Come on, Daddy.
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
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I know you don't see this
right now, but trust me,
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someday you'll
thank me for this.
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Sylvia...
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Sylvia,
I don't want to lose you.
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I'm sorry if... if I didn't
do or say the things that
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made you feel like
you were appreciated.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't know where
the hell our 40 years have gone.
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I look at you
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and I see a sweet
little 16-year-old girl,
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behind a candy-counter
at Woolworths
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wearing a pale blue dress.
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And you eating that
chocolate-covered cherry
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with the juice dripping down
your mouth.
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It was marzipan.
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You remember my blue dress?
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I remember a lot of things,
Sylvia.
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I just don't know why you
don't know how I feel.
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I tell you now, Sylvia, I...
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God, I love you.
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I love you too. I just...
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I just don't feel
special anymore.
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Our life, it's like...
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There are no surprises anymore.
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No surprises, eh?
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You want a surprise?
I'll give you a surprise.
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♪ The very thought of you ♪
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♪ And I forget to do ♪
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♪ The little ordinary things ♪
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♪ That everyone ought to do ♪
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♪ I see your face
in every flower ♪
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♪ Your eyes in stars above ♪
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♪ It's just the thought of you ♪
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♪ The very thought of you ♪
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♪ My love... ♪
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Well, I don't think you have
to worry about your mother
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leaving your father anymore.
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What?
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Why don't you ever sing to me?
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Oh...
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You got a lousy review in
a grammar school news flyer.
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Get over it.
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Do you think my British
accent sounds fake?
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( Jazz music playing )