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Hey, George. Hey.

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I know it's still a few days till
Christmas, but I wanted to give you

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You know, for everything you've done for
me.

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Oh, man.

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This is really expensive, Ernie. This is
the good stuff.

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Hey, you're my best friend.

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You know, I got you something, too. I
just haven't had a chance to wrap it.

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that's okay. I'll take it now.

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You know what's really amazing?

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That we're such good friends, I got you
the same scotch.

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Wow, this is amazing.

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Was yours on sale, too?

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No.

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George?

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Come on, Carmen, pick up the phone.

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I miss you, too.

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Wait, somebody's calling.

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But I can't click over. I'm mishearing
your voice.

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Aw, I'm mishearing you too.

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I'm glad we're back together again.

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You're so sweet for saying that.

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Oh, come on, I better go.

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Why? I just got an email from you and
I'm dying to read it.

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Okay, then we'll both sing up at the
same time, okay?

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On the count of three.

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One, two, three.

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Yeah.

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Okay, for real this time, okay?

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One, two, three.

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Finally.

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Man, I used to look up to that guy.

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But you're adopted.

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And when you turn 16, your head will
explode, just like your real mom said.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you two
doing down here?

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He was listening in on my phone call
with Jason.

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Max, I told you, no more eavesdropping.
It doesn't hurt anybody.

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It violates their privacy.

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You know what?

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Christmas is coming up. I'm tempted to
tell Santa and let him deal with you.

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please don't tell Santa. I'll stop.

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I'll have to think about it.

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But right now, no more video games for
the rest of the week.

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Okay, but please don't tell Santa.

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Jason? Yes, it's Jason. Listen, we talk
on the phone too much. I don't love you

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anymore. Get your mother!

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It's Dad.

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My dad.

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I wanted to talk to you before you went
out to get the rest of Max's presents.

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Hold on a second.

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Go to the other room. I need to talk to
your father in private.

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Why

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don't

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you have time to do the shopping?

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I went on my lunch break.

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I got Max everything on his list to
Santa.

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the monkey.

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We could just lock my mom in the yard,
throw some bananas out there, and watch

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her through the glass.

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Ho, ho, ho!

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Have you been naughty or nice?

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Save it, you big...

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Okay,

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you two, break it up.

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But we're not doing anything wrong. You
kiss Mom in front of people all the

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time. Okay, that's different, all right?
We're married. It means nothing to us.

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If it means nothing to you, then why do
you close your eyes and lift your leg?

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You know, you shouldn't be kissing at
work anyway.

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All right, fine. I won't do it here.

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I'm on break.

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Come on, J -Mac.

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A girl her age should not do that stuff
in front of people.

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I thought he owned a van. What's he
waiting for?

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Well, I'm going to put a stop to this.
Honey, honey, relax, okay? I don't like

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it either, but Carmen's a teenage girl
with a great boyfriend.

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She's just trying to send a message to
the other girls that he's mine.

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Well, I think Jason's brain is sending a
message to his fans. Make room.

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What are

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you doing?

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I'm playing the video game.

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No, you're not. That's your punishment
for eavesdropping.

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Do you want me to tell Santa you were
disobeying now?

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Yeah, I do.

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Why don't you tell Santa right now? He's
sitting right next to you.

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What?

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I know, Dad.

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heard you on the phone with mom you're
santa come on max you think i'm santa

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yeah all right look i'm gonna tell you
something and no one likes to say this

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public but santa is white come on

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look a mexican was driving around with a
bag full of presents he'd get pulled

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over every two seconds

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Tell him the truth.

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Santa found out you were listening in on
phone calls and he put you on the

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naughty list so we had to buy you gifts.

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I'm your mother. Have I ever lied to
you?

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Shots don't hurt.

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It doesn't matter if you want to lose.

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Dyslexia is a gift.

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Well, I gotta say, Max, you've got a lot
of guts.

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Because if Santa finds out you don't
believe in him, you're gonna lose all

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presents. Are you willing to take that
chance?

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Are you?

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to believe anymore.

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This is like when the tube fairy left
that note that said, this 20's for your

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whole mouth. We're done here.

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Who do you got of friends to get a
burrito around here?

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What are you doing? That ball is keeping
me up.

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I'm trying. stay awake.

108
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I'm gonna sneak downstairs and catch Dad
putting out all the gifts.

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But what if it's not Dad, huh?

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I mean, what if it really is Santa?

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No, he is pretty sneaky. You might not
be able to hear him. Well, I'll hear

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I have a narrow sauce in the cookies.

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If Santa takes one bite, he'll fly back
to the North Pole on his own butt power.

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But what if the wrong person is...

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I think that's a great plan.

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Got him! I got him! Go, go, go! Get him!

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Hold him, George!

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Hold him!

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Hold him!

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What's happening?

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Your dad popped Santa Claus. Really?

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Did you see him, Max?

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Did you see Santa Claus?

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No, he wasn't here.

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I had him by the beard and the feet of
his pants, but he broke out of my grip.

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He's quick, Max.

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He's like one of those big guys that can
move like... Jack Black.

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You really had him?

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Yeah.

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And this is all that I got.

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Listen, I know it's not the same as
seeing Santa Claus, but you can have it

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you want.

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Wow.

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This has been all over the world.

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I bet elves made it.

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Yeah. I bet some little people in a
crowded workshop somewhere made that.

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Thanks, Dad.

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This is the coolest thing ever.

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Okay, kids, that's enough excitement for
tonight. Everybody back to bed, huh?

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Wait, why don't we open the presents
now? I mean, Santa just left them.

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fresh.

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No, we have to wait till tomorrow
morning.

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Hey, can I open one of my CDs? I can
listen to it tonight.

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Well, who said you were getting CDs?

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Huh?

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This could be that diamond necklace you
asked Santa for.

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To bed.

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Dad, do you think Santa knows that I
didn't believe?

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No.

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Don't even worry about it, son.

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Good night.

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Oh,

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look at my man.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Wouldn't it hurt on Santa?

156
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That man tries to slide down my chimney?
I don't think so, I think.

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Easter Bunny Tambien of Tooth Fairy Old
Man Kwanzaa Column. I'll be right here.

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You've been so good about watching what
you eat.

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Yeah, you're right.

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I'll go get you rice cake.

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Rice cake? That look like rice cake.

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Oh, my God!

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Hot!

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Hot!

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But before Santa got away, my dad got me
this.

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It's time to be in the dam someday.

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That's the dumbest...

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You know, it doesn't hurt when my
teacher says it, and it doesn't hurt

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say it.

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Jack's full of crap.

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He just did it to keep you believing in
Santa. No, he didn't.

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You got punked, dude.

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Give me that. Make me.

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You know...

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Why is that?

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Because all the other players were
slapping you on your butt.

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By the way, good game.

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I'm going to go upstairs and put on that
sweater you got me for Christmas.

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Okay.

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Jason, outside.

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that you care about my daughter.

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But whenever I see you kissing or
touching or holding her, I see me

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killing, and burying you.

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I'm not into public affection either,
all right? It's embarrassing.

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Come on, you know what it was like in
high school?

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Girls, they just want to hang all over
you.

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00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,380
Yeah, that's what it was like.

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Non -stop kissing.

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Girls kissing me.

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00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,760
Josephus, what am I going to do?

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I mean, I want to stop, but I don't want
to hurt Carmen's feelings.

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You know, if only we could find someone
who would be willing to hurt Carmen's

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feelings.

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Oh, forget it. I'll just do it. Oh,
really?

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Yeah. You know, she may get mad at me.
She may even... God forbid, stop talking

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to me.

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Thanks, Michelle.

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Okay, next time you guys get together,
get Carmen to start all that kitchen and

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stuff, okay?

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And I'll take care of it.

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George, I need you in here!

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Later.

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00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,030
What happened?

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00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:09,730
Kenny Tolentino said you tricked me
about Santa Claus.

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Even after I showed him the beard and
the piece of Santa's suit.

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So he hit you?

207
00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:16,550
Uh -huh.

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When I wouldn't say there wasn't a
Santa.

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He knocked me down and started punching
me.

210
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But you didn't do anything?

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I made him bleed.

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00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,440
I moved my head and he punched the
sidewalk.

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00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,760
You know, that never worked for me. I
would move my head and they would just

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punch another part of my head.

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He says he's going to beat me up every
day after soccer until I admit there's

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Santa. Well, how many more soccer games
do you have? Honey.

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Maybe it's time.

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00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,320
No.

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00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,310
Look, Max, you don't listen to that kid,
okay? He doesn't know what he's talking

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about.

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Max, go upstairs and get cleaned up,
huh?

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Take this and keep it on your eye, and
I'll be up in a minute.

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What are you doing?

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00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,850
You want him to get beat up every day?

225
00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:07,450
No, Angie, I don't want him to get beat
up every day.

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00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:10,450
But I'm not going to let some bully ruin
Santa Claus for my son.

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Look, when I was a kid, my mom didn't
give a crap about Christmas. There was

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magic, there was no wonder, nothing.

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You know what she would do?

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Every Christmas, you'd make tamales. You
know why?

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00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:23,250
So on Christmas morning, I had something
to unwrap.

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Is it a puppy?

233
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:29,530
No, it's pork.

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00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,530
All right, I get it.

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I'll look in the student registry and
email the Kenny kid's parent.

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00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:39,070
No, Angie.

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00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:41,370
Not one of your strongly worded emails.

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Your words are like bullets. No.

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There ought to be a waiting period on
your keyboard.

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We can't just do nothing.

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Relax. I got it all worked out.

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In 20 seconds. Trust me.

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Honey. Angie.

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I got this!

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00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,700
Hey, get us a little helper.

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00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,960
Hey, he's not real or you're going down.

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00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:13,920
I see you have band -aids on your
knuckles.

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You might want to remember where you got
this.

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Say it, slow face.

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Santa isn't real.

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00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,660
No, my dad wouldn't lie.

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I guess you're just going to have to
learn the hard way.

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Hey, Michelle, what's going on?

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None. We're just looking for a movie to
see.

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Oh, yeah? Let me see that sports page.

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Oh, your hair smells so good.

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Like...

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Peaches. That smell good.

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You know that I only want my head to
smell good for you.

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Look,

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that's enough.

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What is it, Mr. Lopez?

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Look, I'm tired of all this public
affection. It's got to stop. But we're

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doing anything wrong. We're just showing
that we like each other, Dad.

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Well, you know, I really like pizza, but
you don't see me rubbing it all over my

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chest and sticking it in my back
pockets.

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Look, Carmen, I'm your father, okay? And
I make the rules. No more kissing.

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No more touching.

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That is so harsh, Mr. Lopez. End of
discussion.

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But Dad, that sucks.

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This is going to be so hard for me.

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Because wherever we are, I always want
to have you kiss me or call me Honey

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Bunny.

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It's too bad.

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Hey, we can still do all those things,
just not in front of my dad.

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Let's go down to the mall.

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We can go by the fountain and ask them
out here.

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The nose thing?

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Yes, honey bunny.

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Oh, this is so hot.

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Just ran an errand with Ernie.

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Okay. It's the truth. That's where I
was. Call him. I'll tell you the same

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thing.

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I know it was you, Dad.

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What are you talking about?

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Kenny tried to beat me up today, and
some guy dressed as Santa Claus pushed

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into the bushes.

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No, Mac.

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That couldn't have been your father,
because as an adult, he knows it's

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to assault a minor.

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And that... I've got this!

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...isn't a defense in a court of law.

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I know it was you, Dad.

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All right, Mac.

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Sit down.

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You're old enough, I guess, for the time
we had to talk.

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Don't talk to me.

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Talk to Santa.

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He's the one that's going to be mad at
you. You can't just dress up like him

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go pushing kids into bushes.

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First you tear his coat and then this.

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What scares me the most is you're not
even thinking.

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You know what?

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You're right.

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I'm sorry.

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And I'll write a letter tonight to Santa
and explain the whole thing.

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Thank you.

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Oh, and next year, tell Santa less
socks, more monkeys.

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Am I good or what? I can make anybody
believe anything.

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Max, Carmen, you.

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You don't lie to me anymore.

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I lie to you before I even know what I'm
saying.

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You guys are backed up like planes
waiting to take off.

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I'd love to go shoe shopping with you.
Your stories about work are fascinating.

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You know, this house could use some more
candles.

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There goes one now.

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You don't have to do this. Look, I'm
telling you, it was the real Santa.

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I'm going to go make you some coffee.