1 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:03,250 Hey, how was church? 2 00:00:03,550 --> 00:00:04,550 Fine. 3 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:08,090 Father Rick called you one of the angels among us because you're donating a 4 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:09,090 kidney to your dad. 5 00:00:09,330 --> 00:00:10,330 I like that. 6 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:14,450 You know, Angie, if those pews reclined and the priest would give the Raiders 7 00:00:14,450 --> 00:00:15,790 scores, I'd go to church every Sunday. 8 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:19,250 Dad, what are you doing? 9 00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:22,190 Oh, some stuff around the house because after the surgery, I'm going to be laid 10 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,029 up for a while. 11 00:00:23,030 --> 00:00:26,650 Your father's finally getting off his butt and doing things around here 12 00:00:26,650 --> 00:00:28,730 he knows I'm not crazy about him giving up a kidney. 13 00:00:29,110 --> 00:00:30,110 You hear that, Max? 14 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:32,750 That's the sound of someone who goes to church all the time but never gets 15 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:33,750 mentioned in the sermon. 16 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:37,770 Dad, 17 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:43,390 I was wondering, what if your kidney's like your head and it's too big for 18 00:00:43,390 --> 00:00:44,390 Grandpa? 19 00:00:47,430 --> 00:00:50,590 Then we'll have to find a smaller kidney, huh? Give me your butter knife 20 00:00:50,590 --> 00:00:51,750 I'll pop yours out right here. 21 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,030 Come on, Max, help me up. Grab that box. 22 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:02,360 What sticker is in it? 23 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:03,860 I guess. 24 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:06,360 Yeah, it's just a bunch of old buttons and threads and stuff. 25 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,080 Hey, take that box out for me, all right? 26 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,760 It's my Mr. Megathon. 27 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,100 White Zonas are loading and unloading only. 28 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,220 Yeah, I thought you said it was crooked. 29 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:28,680 Actually, Max, the siren sounds a little weak. Let me check this out over here. 30 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:38,280 Oh, here's the problem, son. All the wires are hanging out. 31 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:41,340 Hello? Hello? 32 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:45,500 Carmen, 33 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:50,360 it's okay. You're beautiful on the inside. They all don't hate you. You'll 34 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,460 something you're good at. There'll be other boys. You probably need some time 35 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:53,520 alone. See you tomorrow morning, honey. 36 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:58,600 Dad, I went to, like, 15 stores at the mall. Nobody wants to give me a job. 37 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:00,280 Since when are you looking for a job? 38 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:03,900 I just got my learner's permit, so I'm trying to save up for a car. 39 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:06,240 My baby's growing up. 40 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:11,260 It seems like just yesterday you were my little girl on the tricycle. 41 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:15,380 Now you're going to be a young woman in a car running over a little girl on the 42 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:16,380 tricycle. 43 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:21,460 Hey, I'm going to be a good driver, but I really need my own car. 44 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,680 You know, look, if you really want a car that bad, I could probably help you 45 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:25,680 find a job. 46 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:26,760 Really? Where? 47 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,060 Please tell me it's a record store or the clothing store. 48 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:30,560 Oh, my God. 49 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,860 Is it a receptionist at a male modeling agency? 50 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,260 Well, I could make a call. 51 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:41,260 You know, after I stopped modeling, I did keep up my contacts. 52 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,920 And Travis so owes me. 53 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,200 Dad. 54 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:50,840 Dad. 55 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:54,420 Where's the job? 56 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:56,160 I'll talk to Mr. Carrillo. 57 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:07,290 through high school, okay? You'd be lucky to have a boss like Mr. Carrillo. 58 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:09,010 What if one of my friends could be working there? 59 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:12,090 Well, it would be less embarrassing than being a senior and roller skating to 60 00:03:12,090 --> 00:03:13,090 all the parties. 61 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:15,790 All right, fine, I'll do it. 62 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:19,830 Dad, there's no more room in the trash cans. Okay, well, leave that there, and 63 00:03:19,830 --> 00:03:20,830 I'll take you with me to the dump. 64 00:03:22,990 --> 00:03:23,990 Hey, George. 65 00:03:24,550 --> 00:03:27,950 I bought you a whole bunch of Clint Eastwood movies for when you're 66 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:28,950 from your surgery. 67 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:30,870 Clint? All right, that's my man. 68 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,360 I don't care as long as he blows up the bridges. 69 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,520 Matt, what are you doing with that box? 70 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,920 Dad gave it to me. He was going to throw it away. 71 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,060 Listen to me carefully. 72 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:58,840 Where are the things that were inside this box? 73 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,280 It was just thread and stuff. Dad threw it out. 74 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:13,620 I don't see it. Dad took the trash to the dump. 75 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,440 What's wrong, Mom? This box was full of mementos of my grandmother. 76 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,740 Those were the only things I had left of her. 77 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,800 Pick up, George, or you're a dead man. 78 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:30,840 Hey, Mom, it's Max. 79 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,120 Did you get a hold of Dad? 80 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,040 Someone owes money to the swear jar. 81 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:10,190 This place brings back some great memories. 82 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:12,150 Right there? 83 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:16,110 That's where Sonia Garcia said she wouldn't go to the prom with me. 84 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:24,570 And right there. Oh, this is where Sonia Garcia said, I'm serious, I won't go to 85 00:05:24,570 --> 00:05:25,570 the prom with you. 86 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:30,330 And right here. 87 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:33,490 Oh, this is where Sonia Garcia's boyfriend beat me up. 88 00:05:37,190 --> 00:05:38,190 Hey, Carmen. 89 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:40,550 Hey, Mr. Carrillo. And my favorite all -time employee. 90 00:05:42,290 --> 00:05:44,490 And the only delivery guy I ever fired. 91 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:46,390 Hey, it's rough out there. 92 00:05:46,690 --> 00:05:50,240 You try riding your bike through gang territory with this... 50 burritos under 93 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,240 your arm. 94 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,180 They totally disrespect your bill. 95 00:05:55,920 --> 00:06:00,900 Hey, George, I heard in church you're donating a kidney to your dad. 96 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,320 Yeah, well, you know. 97 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:04,640 Are you worried? 98 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,280 I mean, I hear all these horror stories about doctors taking out the wrong 99 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,280 parts. 100 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,680 Yeah, I was going to draw a circle over my kidney, but I don't know where it is, 101 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:16,560 so I'm going to swallow a picture of a kidney that says it looks like this, 102 00:06:16,580 --> 00:06:17,580 fool. 103 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:20,280 I'm sure you'll be just fine, mijo. 104 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,600 So can I get you anything? 105 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:25,080 Well, actually, Salvador, I got a big favor to ask. 106 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,960 I was wondering if you would hire a second -generation Lopez. 107 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,840 Carmen's a hard worker, and she's honest. 108 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:34,520 I can't pay her much. She'll take it. 109 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,840 I don't do bathrooms. 110 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,500 Nobody here does. 111 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:43,439 You know what? 112 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,140 If you're half the work you're dead with, you got the job. 113 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,740 We'll try you out tomorrow. 114 00:06:48,690 --> 00:06:51,430 Okay, but, um, do I have to wear a uniform? 115 00:06:51,990 --> 00:06:58,590 Oh, you know what? You can wear anything you want under this and this. 116 00:07:00,410 --> 00:07:02,190 Oh, no, no, no, thank you. No! 117 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,970 Hey, I had to wear one, okay? Relax. 118 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:07,650 Yeah. 119 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:11,050 And, George, I still have your hairnet. 120 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:22,070 Onion stretched it out. 121 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:26,030 They did. 122 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:32,590 Stop. 123 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:34,790 This is the Ugly Patrol. 124 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:37,690 You will be far out of your ugly mind. 125 00:07:39,430 --> 00:07:40,430 You too, Dad. 126 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,330 Yeah, that's right. 127 00:07:44,670 --> 00:07:45,670 Won't fix Mr. 128 00:07:45,850 --> 00:07:46,850 Megaphone. 129 00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:50,690 She did a nice job. Let me check that out. 130 00:07:58,920 --> 00:07:59,799 That's right, baby. 131 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,800 Got rid of everything. 132 00:08:01,420 --> 00:08:04,400 Threw away the broken toaster? Oh, yeah. The busted blender? 133 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:05,559 También. 134 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,500 All of the precious, one -of -a -kind, irreplaceable mementos from my 135 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,420 grandmother who died when I was ten years old? 136 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,780 Who likes taquitos? 137 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:25,380 Well, I would love one if it was filled with my grandmother's precious, one -of 138 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,940 -a -kind, irreplaceable mementos. 139 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:30,060 They're beef. 140 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:37,419 Wherever you threw it out, go get it. Right now. 141 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:39,260 I can't. I took it to the dump. 142 00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:43,320 By now, it's probably buried under three tons of other people's irreplaceable 143 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,320 mementos. 144 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,100 How could you throw it out? 145 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:51,140 Look, what was the box doing in the closet with all the other junk? 146 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:55,540 Not everything in that closet is junk. I've told you 20 times how much I love 147 00:08:55,540 --> 00:08:57,660 all the things in that box. You never listen to me. 148 00:08:58,090 --> 00:09:00,630 Well, if you told me 20 times, you should probably realize I'm not a very 149 00:09:00,630 --> 00:09:01,630 listener. 150 00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:05,210 So, maybe the blame isn't on mine. 151 00:09:06,610 --> 00:09:10,990 How can you be so heartless? Doesn't anything have sentimental value to you? 152 00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:18,070 Sentimental value? It was a box full of 153 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:20,190 buttons and thread. Angie, that's just stuff. 154 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:25,210 George, I have told you this before. My grandmother, Consuelo, worked her whole 155 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:26,210 life... 156 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,680 until she locked her eyesight. 157 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:29,860 Blind! Oh, kill it. 158 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:35,880 Blind, she made my communion dress and had it smuggled out of Cuba. 159 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,540 The dress was destroyed in a fire at the dry cleaners, and all I had left were 160 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,860 those buttons in that thread. 161 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:50,580 Well, maybe if the box had a picture of a little dress on fire... we 162 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:52,640 wouldn't be having this problem. 163 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:57,130 Angie, okay, look, maybe all that... stuff didn't get tossed out. 164 00:09:58,470 --> 00:09:59,810 What sits on the floor? 165 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:15,870 It's one of the buttons from the box of 166 00:10:15,870 --> 00:10:18,430 valuable stuff. 167 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:25,710 This is the worst thing you've ever done. 168 00:10:26,990 --> 00:10:29,010 It's like you killed my grandmother all over again. 169 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:34,350 I'm gonna get that. Don't say anything good. 170 00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:39,650 Look, Angie, I got a lot on my mind, okay? I'm having the kidney taken out in 171 00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:41,490 couple days, and I wasn't thinking. I'm sorry. 172 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:44,450 Um... Not now, Benny. 173 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:46,670 Manny just died. 174 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:51,470 What? 175 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:53,630 George. 176 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:56,310 Your dad's dead. 177 00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:12,870 Hey, 178 00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:20,290 George. 179 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,390 I heard about your dad. I'm very sorry. 180 00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:28,210 Thanks. 181 00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:29,389 When's the service? 182 00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:30,710 It's Saturday in Arizona. 183 00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:32,610 We're leaving tomorrow. 184 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:33,910 Well, I'm not going. 185 00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:36,290 I was married to the guy. 186 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:39,170 I saw enough of him laying down and not moving. 187 00:11:41,950 --> 00:11:44,670 Benny, don't speak ill of the dead. 188 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:49,050 You know, when the dead abandons you with the baby and you gotta work two 189 00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:51,750 just to keep food on the table, I will say whatever I want. 190 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:52,990 Drop it. 191 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,040 I should go to that funeral, huh? 192 00:11:56,580 --> 00:12:00,200 I want to be a woman of my word, and I always told him that I would dance on 193 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,380 grave. Now, a lot of people say they'll do it, but they don't. 194 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,460 Look, this is all your fault. 195 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,840 What are you talking about, George? I didn't kill him. 196 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,180 You did to me? 197 00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:13,320 If you hadn't lied and told me he was dead, I could have found him years ago. 198 00:12:13,540 --> 00:12:14,680 I could have gotten to know him. 199 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:19,840 I could have had a real relationship with him. He knew you weren't dead, but 200 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,380 didn't come rushing back to find you. 201 00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:22,580 Yeah, because you were there. 202 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,740 I used to feel bad that he walked out on you. 203 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,900 Now I feel bad he didn't take me with him. 204 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:41,420 You know, I'm missing a band -aid I had before I made the guacamole. 205 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,280 Max, 206 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:52,780 can you come down here? 207 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:55,980 What are you doing, honey? 208 00:12:57,420 --> 00:13:00,740 I might ask people to say a few words at the funeral, so I'm just writing down 209 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:01,740 some thoughts. 210 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,100 You want to run them by me? 211 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,300 Okay. 212 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:12,440 As many of you know, my dad meant a lot to people. 213 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:20,300 Not just as a husband and a father, but as a licensed and bonded 214 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,840 contractor in the Phoenix area for over 25 years. 215 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:30,900 What are you doing? 216 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:32,760 Angie, I got nothing. 217 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,120 I mean, I punched him, he threw me in jail. Offering the kidney, he died. 218 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,120 like five seconds. 219 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,640 So I'm getting some more stuff off his company's website. 220 00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,280 My father didn't just love people. 221 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:50,800 He loved beating any written estimate. 222 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,180 Equal opportunity employer. 223 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,660 Also, hablaba espanol. 224 00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:06,530 She's going to watch you while we're in Phoenix. You remember the ground rules, 225 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:07,630 right? Mm -hmm. 226 00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:09,290 Does she fall asleep in front of the TV? 227 00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:10,830 Make sure her cigarette is out. 228 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:15,010 And if she drinks more than a six -pack? 229 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:16,510 Lay her on her side. 230 00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:26,150 And she's not supposed to. 231 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,630 But if she brings over her boyfriend, Randy? 232 00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:31,470 Ignore the yelling. They're just rough houses. 233 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:41,840 Let's get this over with. 234 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,520 Here's the number to a hotel in Phoenix. 235 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,160 All right, when are you going to be back? 236 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:48,580 Well, the funeral's sometime tomorrow, but we haven't been able to talk to 237 00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:49,700 to find out all the details. 238 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:51,860 Thanks for watching the kids. 239 00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:53,380 No problem. 240 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,460 I love kids. 241 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:07,600 You give them the best years of your life, feed them, clothe them, and then 242 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,600 turn on you. 243 00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:14,430 Oh, no, Mom, you'll know when I turn on you. 244 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:18,410 You'll wake up with the full weight of my knees on your shoulders. 245 00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:21,850 And the pillow will slowly come over you. 246 00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:24,490 And you'll see a bright light. 247 00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:28,030 But that's only Angie videotaping at the foot of the bed. 248 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,290 This is for you, Dad. 249 00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,010 It's for Manny. 250 00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:39,010 What does it say? 251 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:46,160 Dear George, I wanted to give you this watch in person, but the doctors say my 252 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,160 time is running out. 253 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:53,080 I probably won't even live long enough to... Oh, my God. 254 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,080 He died right there. 255 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,940 He didn't even finish the letter. 256 00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,440 No, I can't read this word. 257 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,239 That's a B. 258 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,240 It's a B. 259 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,960 Live long enough to benefit from your kidney. Okay, it's a B. 260 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,600 This watch was my father's. 261 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:30,740 He gave it to me, and I want to give it to you, my son. 262 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,800 Yeah, you're right, Mom. Huh? 263 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,840 He didn't care about me. I'm glad I never got to know him. 264 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,240 By the time you read this, I'll be gone. 265 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,180 But I have one thing to ask of you. 266 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:50,640 I'm afraid I couldn't tell my friends and associates in Phoenix about you. 267 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:57,980 I have a reputation in the community that would be tarnished if it became 268 00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,620 that I abandoned a wife and child. 269 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:06,319 So it would be better if you didn't come to the funeral. 270 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,380 Thank you for honoring this last request. 271 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,540 He doesn't want me to come. 272 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,500 Sorry, honey. 273 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,920 I was going to give him a kidney. 274 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:31,860 And he doesn't want me to tarnish his funeral. 275 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,200 And I'm supposed to keep this to remember him by? 276 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:38,780 You see, this is why it's just... 277 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:49,900 You missed the best part of the letter, Mom. 278 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:51,540 Yeah? 279 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,600 Yeah, my dead father doesn't want me to come to his funeral. 280 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,400 His friends don't know he ditched us. 281 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,240 So it wouldn't be good for his reputation. 282 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,360 What can I say, George? 283 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,120 You were right. 284 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,100 Yeah. For once, I wish I wasn't. 285 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,200 At least you got that jackass's gold watch. 286 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:27,480 That thing was worth a fortune when we were together. I can't imagine what it's 287 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,480 worth now. 288 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:37,720 I think it's gone down in value. 289 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,940 What can I be thinking? 290 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,620 The reason I don't have any mementos is because I didn't have a lot of good 291 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,880 things to remember growing up. 292 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:54,720 But you did, so I should understand that. 293 00:18:55,900 --> 00:19:00,060 So to make up for throwing out your grandmother's stuff, I called all your 294 00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:05,360 relatives and tried to track down a picture of some clothing, something from 295 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,360 her. 296 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,840 But it's so sweet. 297 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,980 I couldn't find crap. 298 00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:21,850 So instead I made us a reservation for a little getaway. 299 00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,870 Hotel Nacional? 300 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:34,290 George, this is in Cuba. 301 00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:37,950 I want you to visit where your grandmother grew up. 302 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:45,050 But I promised my dad I wouldn't go to Cuba until Castro was gone or I was part 303 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,470 of an airborne invasion force. 304 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,240 Well, look at the date. 305 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,960 2020? 306 00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:02,980 I figured by then either Castro will be dead or your dad will be so senile we 307 00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:04,460 can take him to Malibu and tell him it's Cuba. 308 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,480 You know what? 309 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:14,740 You may not have had a great father, but our kids sure do. 310 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:18,080 And they're going to want things to remember you by. 311 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:21,970 I guess. 312 00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:26,010 Max! 313 00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:29,230 I want you to have this wrapper. 314 00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:37,670 As a memento of the day your dad ate a mint. 315 00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:45,670 Max, I want you to have my shoe. 316 00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:49,870 As a memento of the day you saw me... 317 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,480 a lesson here, son, but she just looks like an idiot, so enjoy. 318 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,360 This job sucks. 319 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,580 Well, I've got to use the bathroom. 320 00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:23,100 I wouldn't take those gloves off. She was seeing my work at home.