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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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I could
push you, if you want.

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fuck fuck

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you
must be careful

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You could kill yourself.

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Can I see?

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You can't stop me.

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No, I wouldn't try.

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Can I ask why are you doing this?

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I mean jump off a bridge?

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look i
I don't want to be rude,

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but you could, you know...

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Oh, sure, sure.

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Yes Yes.

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Are you going to be long?

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Duh!

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You've ruined the mood.

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I'm here to help you.

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You can help
leaving me alone

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Of course?

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I could make this much easier.

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No?

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Well, it's your death.

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Here I have a card.

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There you go.

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If you need any help.

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Look appreciation
what you're trying to do,

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but

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I am past help

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Although,

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good luck.

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(dramatic orchestra
rising music

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Hell.

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and you
I don't look down?

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I had my eyes closed

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In a certain sense
you are very unlucky

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And what motivated this time?

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It must be something.

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You can tell me.

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Our lives are
a useless fight

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To give meaning to the meaningless.

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oh william

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You can see my situation.

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One of my lifesavers
is suicidal

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That's not reassuring.

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I'm really trying to
William understands.

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you are not the only one
With problems you know.

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Yes, the world is shit.

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But if you look closely
all day in shit

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then there is no wonder
You can only see shit.

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The trick is to find something.

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That makes it seem bearable.

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you have the
gun in your mouth,

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your finger on it
trigger but you think,

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"I've never had a Twix."

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That?

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It's about finding something

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to distract you from
The terrible reality.

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like this job

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I work in a leisure center.

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You are a lifesaver!

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What could be more important?
than saving people's lives?

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But when I did
Last save someone?

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Last year.

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Mrs. Richards.

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She was on the shallow end.

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She was in trouble.

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She could put her feet down.

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But she didn't do it.

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She was panicking.
and you saved her.

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That's the problem, William.

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Besides your
questionable attitude,

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You need to be here!

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I don't think you are
suitable for this profession.

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We have to let you go.

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Think of this as a good thing.

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Now you can concentrate
in his writing.

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Thanks for calling

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NRG gas and electricity supply.

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If you have been disconnected
Due to an unpaid invoice,

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please press one.

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Yes, I was out.

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I wasn't expecting it
It would be permanent.

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No, I wasn't trying...

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Mr. O'Neil?

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Mr. O'Neil?

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I said 11 o'clock.

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Seven minutes have already passed.

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Yes.

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I'm sorry.

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You said we could
discuss some options...

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I said we should meet at 11.

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I dare say it is
that casual attitude

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to arrangements that have been made
to your current situation.

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Tea?

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I'm sorry.

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Yes, thanks.

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I'm sorry you're not here
What I imagined.

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You know a lot of murderers, right?

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It's just that I never
In the photo a polo collar.

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What about a polo collar?

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My wife got it for me.

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What should I be using?

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Don't know.

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A cardigan?

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No!

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Hitmen don't wear cardigans!

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Well I'm sorry I'm not
Meeting your expectations.

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are you sure
are you ready for this?

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Let me tell you something.

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I have killed more people
that you have had hot baths

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I am the angel of death.

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I am Abaddon the destroyer.

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I am a one-man euthanasia clinic.

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Only with me you don't do it
I have to go to Switzerland.

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Have you ever been to Switzerland?

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No.

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And now you never will.

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If you are serious

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I'm serious.

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How serious?

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serious enough to
call a murderer

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Is that serious enough?

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How do I know that you
they are very serious

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and not just saying
are you really serious?

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When we meet, on the bridge,
That wasn't my first time.

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Continue.

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That was the seventh.

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Tenth if you count
The cries for help.

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I tried to hang up,

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gas asphyxiation,

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alcohol and pills,

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electrocution.

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Oh and I woke up
on a main road.

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How he did it
did you survive that?

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I was
hit by an ambulance.

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You couldn't be
in better hands

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Great.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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You really need me.

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I started to worry
so that I may be immortal

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I have never known
No one he couldn't kill.

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In fact I wrote
A book on the subject.

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My many deaths.

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It is unpublished.

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Okay, so how are you?
do you want this to happen?

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You are not going to
Garotte I'm you?

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I don't want to be garroted.

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What makes you think that?

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I'm getting strong
garotting feeling.

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Is it the polo collar?

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It's not helping.

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There is no garotting.

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You have my word.

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So what are my options?

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Here, look, I have
I have a brochure

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So just hang up
around bridges,

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trying to find clients?

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Bridges, cliffs,
tall buildings.

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Usual places.

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Killing yourself is too much
Harder than people think.

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Tell me about that.

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There is not much work
for a conventional hitman

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these days.

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All Eastern Europeans
taking our jobs.

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But I had to find myself
my share somehow

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So you came right on
The right time, as it happens.

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What about this one?

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Ah, the death of the hero.

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This would be perfect.

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Killed saving the life of
a child, a beautiful nurse

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crying over my bloody body,

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a small crowd gathered.

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Maybe they are applauding?

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Do you know a beautiful nurse?

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No.

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Do you have access to a child?

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No.

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Well I'm not
Saying I can't do it

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but there is a lot
of admin involved.

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And it's not cheap.

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What is your budget?

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well i have
About two grand.

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Two thousand?

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I wouldn't turn around for you
a Ford Fiesta for that money.

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Well what can you do?

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Quick and painless.

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Right.

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And even then I'm
making a deal

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For two big ones, it's
Usually quick but painful.

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As?

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Well, I would shoot you.

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From a distance.

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A drink.

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You would never see it coming.

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Well.

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Agreement.

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Excellent.

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Here we go.

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Standard contract.

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Name?

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William Morrison.

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Address?

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Floor three, 27 Drake St.

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Reason to want death?

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Why do you want to die?

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Is it a terminal illness?

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Money problems?

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Do you ever wonder
What's the point of?

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Frequently.

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What's the point of me?

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Why am I here?

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What am I contributing?

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I think about that all the time.

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Again and again.

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and I want
turn off my brain

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but build up
it becomes unbearable.

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It's like my brain is on fire,

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like it was burning
from inside.

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and I want it
Stop, not to feel anything.

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I have never spoken with
Someone about this.

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We are already dying.

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Only very slowly.

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Life is a long terminal...

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Yes yes look
It is a very small box.

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I'm going to write cancer

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Good.

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Okay, sign here.

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Excellent.

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Well, congratulations.

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you just signed
your own death sentence.

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When will it happen?

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Oh, any time in a week

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of the money
Cleaning our account.

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All the money upfront?

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Well we can't get
Afterwards, can we?

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But how do I know?
This is not a scam?

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Do you have any reference?

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I'll give you a list
Of the tombs you can visit.

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You pay the money
in a deposit account

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led by the british
Assassins Guild.

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The money is not transferred
to me until after your death.

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And if you are not
dead within a week,

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you will get your money back.

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The Assassin's Guild?

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I never heard it.

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We do not advertise.

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and the word of
The mouth is limited.

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What is a union like?

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We are not bus drivers.

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It is a cooperative link.
by a strict code of conduct.

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A murderer is not
Just a man with a gun.

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We are not murderers.

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We are professionals

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And what do I do?

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Do what you normally do.

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Just don't hide in a
Pantry for the week.

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I don't care I will do it
kill you anyway

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but you will regret it.

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Well.

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Right.

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You seem like a decent man.

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I'm very happy to kill you.

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I am very happy to die.

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Hello?

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Yes, it's Leslie.

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Hello,

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Hello Wendy

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I need to register
this contract.

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Look at that!

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Well done!

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Just in time.

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Those assisted suicides.
They were a great idea

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You just need
transfer the money.

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He seemed enthusiastic.

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Was he depressed?

277
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He is another writer.

278
00:17:43,698 --> 00:17:45,062
Unpublished.

279
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,896
That's the problem
with some people

280
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,063
They think too much.

281
00:17:49,565 --> 00:17:50,729
Is Harvey in?

282
00:17:50,731 --> 00:17:52,929
They're all at the conference.

283
00:17:52,931 --> 00:17:55,030
Didn't you receive the newsletter?

284
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,030
No.

285
00:17:56,032 --> 00:17:57,297
It's today and tomorrow.

286
00:17:57,299 --> 00:18:01,197
They are staying in
a hotel in egham.

287
00:18:01,199 --> 00:18:02,766
Here is the schedule.

288
00:18:06,299 --> 00:18:07,563
Mmm

289
00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:08,829
Buffet lunch.

290
00:18:08,831 --> 00:18:11,632
So you have the
Ruger precision?

291
00:18:13,797 --> 00:18:14,695
No, Leslie, I'm sorry.

292
00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:15,965
He's out at the moment.

293
00:18:17,565 --> 00:18:18,833
Do we have a lot of guns?

294
00:18:20,164 --> 00:18:21,662
Glock 17?

295
00:18:21,664 --> 00:18:23,232
Let me just get that for you.

296
00:18:33,198 --> 00:18:35,030
The ammunition is in the case.

297
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,563
you can have it
back on Thursday?

298
00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:37,466
Yes, yes.

299
00:18:39,797 --> 00:18:41,862
you still have
Do you have the Browning?

300
00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:45,062
No, no, I brought
That's back last week.

301
00:18:45,064 --> 00:18:46,498
He's saying he's still out.

302
00:18:48,199 --> 00:18:49,466
Where is it then?

303
00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:00,530
Them?

304
00:19:00,532 --> 00:19:02,663
Did you get the Worcester sauce?

305
00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:04,762
Oh Leslie!

306
00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:05,930
Well, I'm leaving now.

307
00:19:05,932 --> 00:19:08,264
No, no, it is not essential.

308
00:19:08,266 --> 00:19:10,030
Look, I'm sorry.

309
00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:11,566
Just be a little bland.

310
00:19:12,532 --> 00:19:13,863
Well I'm leaving

311
00:19:13,865 --> 00:19:14,695
No, you're already home.

312
00:19:14,697 --> 00:19:16,130
Don't worry

313
00:19:16,132 --> 00:19:17,166
I'll add a little bovril.

314
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,066
Hi guys.

315
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:27,966
How are you today?

316
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:30,966
What's wrong with you?

317
00:19:31,932 --> 00:19:32,766
Are you OK?

318
00:19:34,531 --> 00:19:36,632
I thought we could
have it on trays.

319
00:19:42,064 --> 00:19:43,829
Their
difficult to move quickly

320
00:19:43,831 --> 00:19:45,930
when you only eat plants

321
00:19:47,632 --> 00:19:49,532
It is a three-toed sloth.

322
00:19:50,665 --> 00:19:52,732
The sloth hangs from
branches, eating plants

323
00:19:53,964 --> 00:19:55,529
Friendly?

324
00:19:55,531 --> 00:19:56,498
Delicious.

325
00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:01,163
I don't know what I am
I'm going to finish this

326
00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:02,566
in time for the
Southern Counties.

327
00:20:04,765 --> 00:20:06,530
What was I thinking?

328
00:20:06,532 --> 00:20:07,599
You will get it.

329
00:20:09,064 --> 00:20:11,233
Lazy people are not
exactly enthusiastic diners,

330
00:20:12,597 --> 00:20:17,030
But the meals take up a considerable size.
proportion of the day,

331
00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:18,899
It is a constant cycle.

332
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:20,965
Yes.

333
00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:23,662
Kind.

334
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,898
My life was long enough

335
00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:44,200
and full of anguish.

336
00:20:44,998 --> 00:20:48,565
Unlike my death,

337
00:20:49,564 --> 00:20:52,565
which was quick and painless.

338
00:21:17,564 --> 00:21:18,997
The time is 8:19

339
00:21:18,999 --> 00:21:22,599
and now a summary of
This morning's news.

340
00:21:24,864 --> 00:21:27,596
This goes the
all the way round.

341
00:21:27,598 --> 00:21:29,730
120 nights.

342
00:21:29,732 --> 00:21:31,630
Imagine,

343
00:21:31,632 --> 00:21:33,766
Wouldn't that be amazing?

344
00:21:35,532 --> 00:21:38,162
There are places here
I haven't even heard of

345
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:39,499
Nuku'Alofa.

346
00:21:41,664 --> 00:21:42,565
Nuku'Alofa.

347
00:21:43,965 --> 00:21:45,762
It's in Tonga.

348
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:48,129
And they have an offer.
If you book early.

349
00:21:48,131 --> 00:21:49,962
Listen love, about that...

350
00:21:49,964 --> 00:21:53,663
Oh, Les, you said this year.

351
00:21:53,665 --> 00:21:55,762
you said you were
is going to retire this year

352
00:21:55,764 --> 00:21:57,062
and we could go
'around the world.

353
00:21:57,064 --> 00:21:58,863
No, I said I would
think about retiring

354
00:21:58,865 --> 00:22:01,696
and I have thought about
I have decided and

355
00:22:01,698 --> 00:22:03,599
that I'm not ready

356
00:22:05,064 --> 00:22:07,195
Don't worry, the world will do it.
I'll still be there next year.

357
00:22:07,197 --> 00:22:09,129
But come on, Leslie?

358
00:22:09,131 --> 00:22:10,595
You should be enjoying life,

359
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,662
you don't work yourself
in an early grave.

360
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,262
I love my job.

361
00:22:14,264 --> 00:22:15,430
And what about Harvey?

362
00:22:15,432 --> 00:22:18,529
I thought I wanted to give
More work for young people?

363
00:22:18,531 --> 00:22:19,430
He can do what he likes.

364
00:22:19,432 --> 00:22:21,562
I have already fulfilled
Your stupid fee.

365
00:22:21,564 --> 00:22:22,696
Have?

366
00:22:22,698 --> 00:22:23,795
Yes.

367
00:22:23,797 --> 00:22:25,465
The money just needs to be
transferred, that's all.

368
00:22:27,164 --> 00:22:29,696
at least you can
be happy for me

369
00:22:29,698 --> 00:22:30,763
Parakeets can fly

370
00:22:30,765 --> 00:22:33,062
at more than 90 kilometers per hour,

371
00:22:33,064 --> 00:22:34,730
and cover huge territories,

372
00:22:43,032 --> 00:22:45,262
Leslie O'Neil.

373
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,529
Mr. O'Neil?

374
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,563
Yes.

375
00:22:47,565 --> 00:22:49,161
It's William Morrison.

376
00:22:49,163 --> 00:22:51,263
I have transferred the money.

377
00:22:51,265 --> 00:22:56,465
But I have some things
I want to do first

378
00:22:57,765 --> 00:22:59,295
so i was wondering if you
could you give me a rough idea

379
00:22:59,297 --> 00:23:01,030
in terms of time scale.

380
00:23:01,032 --> 00:23:03,796
William, this
it's not a good time

381
00:23:03,798 --> 00:23:04,997
I'm at work.

382
00:23:04,999 --> 00:23:06,196
That?

383
00:23:06,198 --> 00:23:07,662
Right now?

384
00:23:07,664 --> 00:23:09,498
What are you going to do?
Kill someone right now?

385
00:23:10,797 --> 00:23:12,762
Wait, it's not me, is it?

386
00:23:12,764 --> 00:23:14,796
No, it's not you.

387
00:23:14,798 --> 00:23:15,632
Oh.

388
00:23:16,698 --> 00:23:17,929
Goodbye, William.

389
00:23:42,898 --> 00:23:44,566
book idea

390
00:23:48,564 --> 00:23:53,566
A murderer who only kills.
People who want to die.

391
00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:56,763
I was hoping it was you.

392
00:23:56,765 --> 00:23:57,729
Have a good death.

393
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:02,596
He
he has death in his hand

394
00:24:02,598 --> 00:24:06,196
and delivers it with him
Precision of a surgeon.

395
00:24:06,198 --> 00:24:08,096
I'm not completely dead.

396
00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:09,096
Oh my God!

397
00:24:09,098 --> 00:24:10,629
I'm very sorry, Mrs. Rehmann.

398
00:24:10,631 --> 00:24:11,663
I'll have another chance.

399
00:24:15,097 --> 00:24:17,196
Benevolently
shuffling lesser beings

400
00:24:17,198 --> 00:24:18,963
out of its mortal coil.

401
00:24:18,965 --> 00:24:21,061
Oh, that's very good Penny.

402
00:24:21,063 --> 00:24:22,695
Oh, thanks, Clive.

403
00:24:22,697 --> 00:24:25,662
Will it be if I
can do it well

404
00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,663
- A
- Drinking enigma.

405
00:24:27,665 --> 00:24:30,195
Only malta is its only companion.

406
00:24:30,197 --> 00:24:33,998
A man of action
and unique abilities.

407
00:24:35,597 --> 00:24:38,798
Oh them, you
Didn't he have anything else?

408
00:24:42,164 --> 00:24:44,763
He stalks,
Ready to jump.

409
00:24:44,765 --> 00:24:48,132
Stalking his prey with
Ruthless efficiency.

410
00:24:49,532 --> 00:24:50,863
A master of stealth.

411
00:24:52,597 --> 00:24:53,529
Do you want this?

412
00:24:53,531 --> 00:24:54,995
Don't you want it?

413
00:24:54,997 --> 00:24:57,498
- A
- Connoisseur of concealment.

414
00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:03,765
Moving in the shadows, he.
He sees everything, but he never sees himself.

415
00:25:04,731 --> 00:25:06,629
The grim reaper

416
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:08,296
Abaddon the destroyer.

417
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:11,699
To look at it is to look
In the face of death.

418
00:25:13,864 --> 00:25:15,763
Lone wolf.

419
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:16,929
Taciturn.

420
00:25:16,931 --> 00:25:18,195
What the hell are you doing?

421
00:25:18,197 --> 00:25:19,630
I'm just gone
about five minutes.

422
00:25:19,632 --> 00:25:20,662
No no.

423
00:25:20,664 --> 00:25:21,529
I'm sorry, sir.

424
00:25:21,531 --> 00:25:23,065
It's already in the system.

425
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,565
Oh to hell with you

426
00:25:26,697 --> 00:25:29,595
and your stupid hat and
your stupid scooter

427
00:25:29,597 --> 00:25:30,665
Unknown.

428
00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:34,499
He has not chosen this life.

429
00:25:35,964 --> 00:25:37,699
He has chosen it.

430
00:25:56,631 --> 00:25:57,829
Hello?

431
00:25:57,831 --> 00:26:00,263
oh is this
William Morrison?

432
00:26:00,265 --> 00:26:01,095
Yes.

433
00:26:01,097 --> 00:26:02,196
Oh, thank God.

434
00:26:02,198 --> 00:26:03,532
you are not dead

435
00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:05,629
I'm working on it.

436
00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:06,562
Well, that's great.

437
00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:08,529
I thought it might be too late.

438
00:26:08,531 --> 00:26:10,065
Excuse me, who are you?

439
00:26:12,265 --> 00:26:15,162
My name is Ellie Adams and
I work at Steeden and Sons.

440
00:26:15,164 --> 00:26:16,296
The editors?

441
00:26:16,298 --> 00:26:19,662
Yes I want
talk to you about your book

442
00:26:19,664 --> 00:26:20,729
What about that?

443
00:26:20,731 --> 00:26:21,731
I read it.

444
00:26:22,997 --> 00:26:23,830
Really?

445
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:24,663
Yes.

446
00:26:24,665 --> 00:26:25,596
The whole thing?

447
00:26:25,598 --> 00:26:27,128
Yes.

448
00:26:27,130 --> 00:26:30,196
You're pretty screwed.

449
00:26:30,198 --> 00:26:31,196
No offense.

450
00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:32,295
No take.

451
00:26:32,297 --> 00:26:34,262
I want to establish
a meeting with my boss

452
00:26:34,264 --> 00:26:35,098
What's next week like?

453
00:26:37,197 --> 00:26:38,228
No!

454
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:42,532
no i can't
Anything before?

455
00:26:43,798 --> 00:26:45,262
Well.

456
00:26:45,264 --> 00:26:47,563
Actually something alone
Canceled tomorrow noon.

457
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:48,795
How come?

458
00:26:48,797 --> 00:26:50,595
Yes.

459
00:26:50,597 --> 00:26:52,061
I should be able to do it.

460
00:26:52,063 --> 00:26:53,162
Perfect.

461
00:26:53,164 --> 00:26:54,996
Do you know Fantacci?

462
00:26:54,998 --> 00:26:55,862
Yes.

463
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:56,796
One o'clock?

464
00:26:56,798 --> 00:26:57,630
Well.

465
00:26:57,632 --> 00:26:59,095
Brilliant.

466
00:26:59,097 --> 00:27:00,595
Just please don't kill
yourself meanwhile.

467
00:27:00,597 --> 00:27:02,663
Or if you do, you can
you let me know

468
00:27:02,665 --> 00:27:04,562
and am I going to cancel the table?

469
00:27:04,564 --> 00:27:05,195
Thank you!

470
00:27:14,231 --> 00:27:15,065
Tomorrow.

471
00:27:18,565 --> 00:27:20,696
I'm sorry, I was
having a sandwich

472
00:27:20,698 --> 00:27:22,698
I just wanted to ask you a favor.

473
00:27:24,063 --> 00:27:25,828
you are not having
second thought, right?

474
00:27:25,830 --> 00:27:27,295
No no not at all.

475
00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:30,763
I was just wondering if
could we postpone?

476
00:27:30,765 --> 00:27:32,262
Postpone?

477
00:27:32,264 --> 00:27:33,195
Yes.

478
00:27:33,197 --> 00:27:35,563
I got a call from an editor

479
00:27:35,565 --> 00:27:37,129
and they are
interested in my book

480
00:27:37,131 --> 00:27:40,896
They wanted to meet me next
week, but I said absolutely not

481
00:27:40,898 --> 00:27:45,898
So we're having lunch at
one morning at Fantacci's house.

482
00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:48,562
Do you know it?

483
00:27:48,564 --> 00:27:52,296
But do you still want to die?

484
00:27:52,298 --> 00:27:53,229
Absolutely.

485
00:27:53,231 --> 00:27:54,662
Because we have a contract.

486
00:27:54,664 --> 00:27:55,961
You can beg everything
Like many people do,

487
00:27:55,963 --> 00:27:58,530
but it is not refundable.

488
00:27:58,532 --> 00:28:00,962
Did you read the fine print?

489
00:28:00,964 --> 00:28:04,765
You are only alive because
I haven't killed you yet.

490
00:28:05,698 --> 00:28:08,532
It will be a temporary hiatus.

491
00:28:09,598 --> 00:28:10,865
It would mean a lot to me.

492
00:28:15,230 --> 00:28:16,530
Well.

493
00:28:16,532 --> 00:28:17,662
Of course.

494
00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:20,229
Thank you
I really appreciate it.

495
00:28:20,231 --> 00:28:21,232
All good.

496
00:28:37,997 --> 00:28:39,629
Hello sir,
can I help you?

497
00:28:39,631 --> 00:28:41,695
Hello I have a
meeting with Ellie Adams.

498
00:28:41,697 --> 00:28:45,031
The young lady
sitting right there.

499
00:28:46,997 --> 00:28:47,831
Oh.

500
00:28:51,264 --> 00:28:52,595
Ellie?

501
00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:55,630
You haven't killed yourself.

502
00:28:55,632 --> 00:28:56,599
I managed not to do it.

503
00:28:58,164 --> 00:28:59,965
Brian is on his way.

504
00:29:01,298 --> 00:29:02,131
Tell me.

505
00:29:03,531 --> 00:29:06,829
You have thought a lot
about dying, right?

506
00:29:06,831 --> 00:29:09,262
More than most.

507
00:29:09,264 --> 00:29:12,764
Would you rather be eaten
By sharks or mauled by a bear?

508
00:29:13,831 --> 00:29:17,998
Uh, I think sharks.

509
00:29:18,964 --> 00:29:20,199
They seem more efficient.

510
00:29:21,597 --> 00:29:23,529
I wouldn't recommend the lions.

511
00:29:23,531 --> 00:29:27,296
I tried to jump the lion
enclosure in the zoo once,

512
00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:29,563
But all the lions were asleep.

513
00:29:29,565 --> 00:29:31,865
After 10 minutes I had
to go out again.

514
00:29:34,997 --> 00:29:35,831
That's funny.

515
00:29:39,632 --> 00:29:41,529
Did you know that there are
more people die every year

516
00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:45,562
for the hippos than for the lions,
Sharks and bears combined.

517
00:29:45,564 --> 00:29:48,662
I mean, that's a
Disgraceful way to die.

518
00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:50,762
Being killed by a hippopotamus.

519
00:29:53,597 --> 00:29:55,598
my parents were
killed by a hippopotamus.

520
00:29:56,997 --> 00:29:58,061
Oh.

521
00:29:58,063 --> 00:29:58,897
I'm sorry.

522
00:30:04,664 --> 00:30:05,928
I joke.

523
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:07,565
my parents were not there
killed by a hippopotamus.

524
00:30:08,897 --> 00:30:09,828
oh ha

525
00:30:09,830 --> 00:30:11,563
They died in a car accident.

526
00:30:11,565 --> 00:30:13,061
Hence, your book.

527
00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:16,465
you are very interesting

528
00:30:19,097 --> 00:30:22,562
In a good way?

529
00:30:22,564 --> 00:30:24,096
Ah, here comes Brian.

530
00:30:24,098 --> 00:30:26,262
Well you can tell him
Of me he's a damn idiot.

531
00:30:26,264 --> 00:30:27,729
In fact worse, he's an idiot.

532
00:30:27,731 --> 00:30:29,263
A big fucking idiot.

533
00:30:29,265 --> 00:30:31,161
No, idiot is worse than an idiot.

534
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,295
Idiot is the worst.

535
00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:35,562
Officially, it is a medical term.

536
00:30:35,564 --> 00:30:37,961
Extreme mental retardation.

537
00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:42,965
Idiot, idiot, idiot,
that's the sequence

538
00:30:43,863 --> 00:30:45,599
Do you know what's behind asshole?

539
00:30:47,131 --> 00:30:47,961
Cretin?

540
00:30:47,963 --> 00:30:50,095
No, cretin is different.

541
00:30:50,097 --> 00:30:51,962
Cretin is more than
a physical thing

542
00:30:51,964 --> 00:30:55,132
Just do it yourself
or both are fired!

543
00:31:01,863 --> 00:31:04,761
Your mother is not retarded
or is she something?

544
00:31:04,763 --> 00:31:05,795
My mom is dead.

545
00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:07,229
Oh, thank God for that!

546
00:31:07,231 --> 00:31:08,161
That would have been awkward!

547
00:31:08,163 --> 00:31:09,829
This is Brian Bentley.

548
00:31:09,831 --> 00:31:11,096
My boss at the company.

549
00:31:11,098 --> 00:31:12,562
We love the book.

550
00:31:12,564 --> 00:31:14,262
Damn dark.

551
00:31:14,264 --> 00:31:15,761
It's boring indeed.

552
00:31:15,763 --> 00:31:17,263
I wouldn't say that.

553
00:31:17,265 --> 00:31:18,661
I admit that I have not read
that, but Ellie loves it.

554
00:31:18,663 --> 00:31:19,594
He says it could be huge.

555
00:31:19,596 --> 00:31:20,829
Are you on Twitter?

556
00:31:20,831 --> 00:31:21,794
I meant after asshole

557
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:23,795
Oh, about the delays!

558
00:31:23,797 --> 00:31:25,529
Yes, that's right, boring.

559
00:31:27,863 --> 00:31:30,196
You know, I once had one
girlfriend who was boring

560
00:31:30,198 --> 00:31:31,595
Officially...

561
00:31:31,597 --> 00:31:32,595
we were talking
about William's book.

562
00:31:32,597 --> 00:31:33,828
Oh yes.

563
00:31:33,830 --> 00:31:35,296
So look, we want
turn it into a kind of

564
00:31:35,298 --> 00:31:37,562
Idiot's Guide to Suicide.

565
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:38,962
What do you think?

566
00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:40,561
They're not medical idiots obviously.

567
00:31:40,563 --> 00:31:43,229
I mean, I doubt it.
The boys can read.

568
00:31:43,231 --> 00:31:44,232
It sounds horrible

569
00:31:45,564 --> 00:31:47,161
That's not really what it is

570
00:31:47,163 --> 00:31:49,829
Brian meant that we
want to use the core

571
00:31:49,831 --> 00:31:52,029
your book to give
a personal vision

572
00:31:52,031 --> 00:31:53,694
in the world of suicide.

573
00:31:53,696 --> 00:31:56,629
Have you really tried
Kill you seven times?

574
00:31:56,631 --> 00:31:59,228
10, if you count
cry out for help

575
00:31:59,230 --> 00:32:00,628
Jesus!

576
00:32:00,630 --> 00:32:02,162
You don't seem that bothered.

577
00:32:02,164 --> 00:32:03,629
When Ellie told me about this.
I thought you would be trying

578
00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:05,829
cut your wrists
With the bread knife.

579
00:32:05,831 --> 00:32:07,594
You know there is a
bravery in your writing

580
00:32:07,596 --> 00:32:09,762
to recognize that the world
obsession with the banal

581
00:32:09,764 --> 00:32:12,628
It's just a distraction
of persistent fear

582
00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:14,465
that our existence
it doesn't make sense.

583
00:32:15,663 --> 00:32:18,662
People are dissatisfied.
and lonely.

584
00:32:18,664 --> 00:32:20,499
I think your book will
Connect with them.

585
00:32:21,597 --> 00:32:23,562
Plus people love
shit that's depressing

586
00:32:23,564 --> 00:32:25,832
makes them feel better about
their own shitty lives.

587
00:32:27,031 --> 00:32:29,561
Hey, you really think
will you kill yourself?

588
00:32:29,563 --> 00:32:30,595
Probably.

589
00:32:30,597 --> 00:32:31,795
Brilliant.

590
00:32:31,797 --> 00:32:33,598
Just thinking we could match
With a paperback release.

591
00:32:34,730 --> 00:32:37,029
Well if it goes
to do it anyway!

592
00:32:37,031 --> 00:32:41,694
I actually wanted to ask
About the posthumous publication?

593
00:32:41,696 --> 00:32:43,695
Just hypothetically.

594
00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:46,594
We really want
to work with you

595
00:32:46,596 --> 00:32:48,096
I'm so pleased
do you like my book

596
00:32:48,098 --> 00:32:50,961
but this idea guides,

597
00:32:50,963 --> 00:32:52,661
sounds like a lot of work

598
00:32:52,663 --> 00:32:54,562
and I don't have much
time in the moment

599
00:32:54,564 --> 00:32:55,928
Killing you
keeps you busy?

600
00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:57,662
you wouldn't have
to do everything yourself.

601
00:32:57,664 --> 00:32:58,861
Ellie would be your editor.

602
00:32:58,863 --> 00:33:00,561
If that's okay?

603
00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:03,028
This is great
opportunity, mate

604
00:33:03,030 --> 00:33:05,132
Once in a lifetime, ironically.

605
00:33:06,297 --> 00:33:07,694
This is an opportunity
for you to say

606
00:33:07,696 --> 00:33:09,561
Whatever you want and can be heard.

607
00:33:09,563 --> 00:33:10,729
Yes.

608
00:33:10,731 --> 00:33:13,095
What is that exactly?

609
00:33:13,097 --> 00:33:16,096
That death is nothing to fear.

610
00:33:16,098 --> 00:33:18,628
It's what we all have in common.

611
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,761
There is something
reassuring at that.

612
00:33:20,763 --> 00:33:23,630
It makes me feel less adrift.

613
00:33:29,098 --> 00:33:30,961
Christ!

614
00:33:30,963 --> 00:33:32,263
I'm not publishing your book

615
00:33:32,265 --> 00:33:35,529
just because you
I need a fucking hug.

616
00:33:35,531 --> 00:33:37,595
You have to sell.

617
00:33:37,597 --> 00:33:39,061
That's the problem these days,

618
00:33:39,063 --> 00:33:41,829
everyone feels a need
to express every detail

619
00:33:41,831 --> 00:33:43,161
of their pathetic lives

620
00:33:43,163 --> 00:33:45,228
To remind us of its existence.

621
00:33:45,230 --> 00:33:47,595
I tweet therefore I am.

622
00:33:47,597 --> 00:33:50,695
Nobody cares!

623
00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:52,661
I prefer to shoot
me in the head

624
00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:53,295
have to listen
The opinions of these...

625
00:33:56,864 --> 00:33:57,798
Oh balls.

626
00:34:03,031 --> 00:34:05,529
William, come down!

627
00:34:05,531 --> 00:34:07,828
Have a good death.

628
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,929
What are you doing?

629
00:34:10,931 --> 00:34:11,765
Cock.

630
00:34:23,863 --> 00:34:25,562
I think it has stopped.

631
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,595
Aren't you going to thank me?

632
00:34:27,597 --> 00:34:29,229
So that?

633
00:34:29,231 --> 00:34:31,095
I just saved your life.

634
00:34:31,097 --> 00:34:33,032
I'm mixing
feelings about that.

635
00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:35,862
Jesus.

636
00:34:35,864 --> 00:34:36,698
Poor Brian.

637
00:34:38,863 --> 00:34:40,162
Do you think he's dead?

638
00:34:40,164 --> 00:34:41,698
Half of his face was missing.

639
00:34:44,198 --> 00:34:45,498
There goes my book offer.

640
00:34:48,563 --> 00:34:49,795
Do you smoke?

641
00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:51,565
I didn't think of anyone
Smoked more.

642
00:34:54,664 --> 00:34:57,528
You know this is a
Non-smoking restaurant.

643
00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:58,730
I don't think they care.

644
00:35:24,931 --> 00:35:25,798
Leslie?

645
00:35:27,298 --> 00:35:28,565
Hi love.

646
00:35:30,631 --> 00:35:31,698
What is it?

647
00:35:33,864 --> 00:35:34,832
Oh it's nothing

648
00:35:35,998 --> 00:35:37,729
After 36 years of marriage.

649
00:35:37,731 --> 00:35:39,765
I think I know
something when I see it.

650
00:35:42,864 --> 00:35:43,665
well me

651
00:35:44,831 --> 00:35:46,998
I did a terrible
mistake at work

652
00:35:47,997 --> 00:35:49,964
Oh Les, don't worry.

653
00:35:52,098 --> 00:35:54,562
We all make mistakes.

654
00:35:54,564 --> 00:35:55,961
I don't.

655
00:35:55,963 --> 00:35:56,832
Not like that.

656
00:36:01,264 --> 00:36:02,565
Harvey is going to kill me.

657
00:36:03,564 --> 00:36:06,228
Oh, I'm sure you'll understand.

658
00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:08,865
I mean, it's not like
Someone died, right?

659
00:36:14,264 --> 00:36:16,065
I'm going to put the kettle on.

660
00:36:19,530 --> 00:36:20,762
You'll never guess
who else is admitted

661
00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:22,561
your cushion in the
Southern Counties.

662
00:36:22,563 --> 00:36:23,895
Who?

663
00:36:23,897 --> 00:36:26,695
Only Morag effing Bleasdale.

664
00:36:26,697 --> 00:36:28,562
Who is Morag Bleasdale?

665
00:36:28,564 --> 00:36:29,965
Who is Morag Bleasdale?

666
00:36:31,531 --> 00:36:33,129
She's just the best cartoonist.
In the home counties!

667
00:36:33,131 --> 00:36:34,162
She has won everything!

668
00:36:34,164 --> 00:36:36,162
There is no way to beat her.

669
00:36:36,164 --> 00:36:37,065
Yes you will.

670
00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:40,196
I knew I shouldn't
They have made a cushion.

671
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,661
I'm out of my comfort zone.

672
00:36:42,663 --> 00:36:43,594
I would have thought a cushion

673
00:36:43,596 --> 00:36:45,128
It would make it more comfortable.

674
00:36:45,130 --> 00:36:47,261
This is not a joke, Leslie!

675
00:36:47,263 --> 00:36:48,995
Morag Bleasdale!

676
00:36:48,997 --> 00:36:51,628
Not to mention sue
Simmons, and Clive!

677
00:36:51,630 --> 00:36:53,029
Don't forget Clive.

678
00:36:53,031 --> 00:36:57,061
I won twice last year
and that was just local,

679
00:36:57,063 --> 00:36:59,096
This is the southern counties.

680
00:36:59,098 --> 00:37:02,228
Like I said,
It's not about winning.

681
00:37:02,230 --> 00:37:04,829
And like I say,
It's about winning.

682
00:37:06,163 --> 00:37:07,728
I'm not into cross stitch
a cushion

683
00:37:07,730 --> 00:37:10,098
For 30 hours without coming!

684
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:15,096
you are better
that Morag Bleasdale,

685
00:37:15,098 --> 00:37:18,098
Sue Simmons and Clive.

686
00:37:19,296 --> 00:37:20,630
They are really good

687
00:37:21,564 --> 00:37:23,864
But you are better.

688
00:37:25,230 --> 00:37:26,231
Thank you.

689
00:37:31,563 --> 00:37:32,828
What are you doing?

690
00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:35,530
I'm just checking something.

691
00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:40,795
now tell me
what happened at work

692
00:37:40,797 --> 00:37:42,465
and what I can do to help.

693
00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:45,862
No, it's okay, love.

694
00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:46,998
I'll fix it myself.

695
00:37:51,229 --> 00:37:55,832
Fail once I was unlucky,
Losing again, unthinkable.

696
00:37:59,796 --> 00:38:02,662
Since the signing of the contract,

697
00:38:02,664 --> 00:38:04,665
their problems had not
It seemed so bad,

698
00:38:05,864 --> 00:38:06,964
except one.

699
00:38:08,531 --> 00:38:09,965
And that could
happen at any time

700
00:38:30,063 --> 00:38:31,794
Hey.

701
00:38:31,796 --> 00:38:34,529
How to do
Do you know where I live?

702
00:38:34,531 --> 00:38:35,562
It was in your manuscript.

703
00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:46,931
I thought we could
start working on your book

704
00:38:47,797 --> 00:38:48,761
But I thought...

705
00:38:48,763 --> 00:38:50,097
I have nothing else in

706
00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,961
I'm on compassionate leave.

707
00:38:53,963 --> 00:38:56,064
You know, because of the trauma.

708
00:38:58,130 --> 00:38:58,965
Can I have one?

709
00:39:02,229 --> 00:39:04,160
and you are

710
00:39:04,162 --> 00:39:05,661
What?

711
00:39:05,663 --> 00:39:07,230
Traumatized?

712
00:39:11,097 --> 00:39:12,231
Oh yes.

713
00:39:13,796 --> 00:39:15,127
Completely.

714
00:39:15,129 --> 00:39:18,561
Yes, a man was shot.
Right in front of us.

715
00:39:18,563 --> 00:39:21,497
That goes, it's obviously...

716
00:39:23,163 --> 00:39:25,664
But I probably will
be promoted now, then,

717
00:39:27,197 --> 00:39:29,595
Well, he was a complete idiot!

718
00:39:29,597 --> 00:39:31,262
And I mean, like me
told the police,

719
00:39:31,264 --> 00:39:33,497
Many people wanted him dead.

720
00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:38,528
you are working
into something new?

721
00:39:38,530 --> 00:39:39,564
No, that's...

722
00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:48,194
You know my friend does
These new nights of writing.

723
00:39:48,196 --> 00:39:49,031
You should come.

724
00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:51,931
There is music, beer,

725
00:39:54,096 --> 00:39:55,564
others fucked

726
00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:02,261
So how do you want this to work?

727
00:40:02,263 --> 00:40:03,262
I've had some ideas
in the structure.

728
00:40:03,264 --> 00:40:05,729
I think we should meet
every couple of days...

729
00:40:05,731 --> 00:40:08,731
That sounds great,
But I told you, I can't.

730
00:40:10,730 --> 00:40:11,595
Of course you can.

731
00:40:11,597 --> 00:40:14,128
I don't feel it.

732
00:40:14,130 --> 00:40:14,996
you really want
be trapped on this floor

733
00:40:14,998 --> 00:40:16,762
your whole life?

734
00:40:16,764 --> 00:40:17,962
Look at it.

735
00:40:17,964 --> 00:40:19,194
It is not surprising that
wants to commit suicide

736
00:40:19,196 --> 00:40:20,294
you don't understand

737
00:40:20,296 --> 00:40:23,695
I understand that I
connected with your book

738
00:40:23,697 --> 00:40:25,798
and I think another
People will too.

739
00:40:27,597 --> 00:40:29,562
That's not what
are you looking for?

740
00:40:29,564 --> 00:40:33,531
something to feel
unless you said

741
00:40:34,697 --> 00:40:35,531
Drifting?

742
00:40:36,930 --> 00:40:38,928
But I...

743
00:40:38,930 --> 00:40:39,563
What?

744
00:40:42,062 --> 00:40:43,597
I have something to tell you.

745
00:40:45,597 --> 00:40:47,497
I employed the boy
who killed brian

746
00:40:53,531 --> 00:40:56,195
Why would you use
someone to kill brian?

747
00:40:56,197 --> 00:40:58,729
No, I used it to kill myself.

748
00:40:58,731 --> 00:41:01,231
But he missed and killed Brian.

749
00:41:03,997 --> 00:41:05,227
That?

750
00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:07,227
Well I wasn't having
good luck on my own

751
00:41:07,229 --> 00:41:08,862
So I thought I would outsource it.

752
00:41:08,864 --> 00:41:10,161
Outsource it?

753
00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:13,294
You outsource market research,

754
00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:14,995
You outsource the website design,

755
00:41:14,997 --> 00:41:17,831
You don't outsource suicide.

756
00:41:18,830 --> 00:41:20,261
I do.

757
00:41:20,263 --> 00:41:22,564
Brian's What Happens Now
dead and you are not here

758
00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:24,464
I don't know.

759
00:41:25,229 --> 00:41:26,730
The contract lasts one week.

760
00:41:28,864 --> 00:41:29,928
Brilliant!

761
00:41:29,930 --> 00:41:31,961
And our book?

762
00:41:31,963 --> 00:41:32,960
Did you know?

763
00:41:32,962 --> 00:41:34,561
You have to postpone it.

764
00:41:34,563 --> 00:41:35,828
Publish what?

765
00:41:35,830 --> 00:41:36,794
Or call him.

766
00:41:36,796 --> 00:41:38,227
Don't know.

767
00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:39,327
Do you have his number?

768
00:41:39,329 --> 00:41:41,630
You just call him and
Tell him the deal is done.

769
00:41:43,097 --> 00:41:48,097
But I think it is a
non-refundable type of thing

770
00:41:48,831 --> 00:41:49,961
I signed a contract.

771
00:41:49,963 --> 00:41:51,161
Non-refundable?

772
00:41:51,163 --> 00:41:52,628
Mm-hmm.

773
00:41:52,630 --> 00:41:54,628
You have agreed to be
murdered by a hitman

774
00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:56,595
I doubt it is legally binding.

775
00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:57,598
Call him.

776
00:42:15,764 --> 00:42:16,598
Shit.

777
00:42:21,296 --> 00:42:22,694
shit thing

778
00:42:28,063 --> 00:42:30,030
UM Hello.

779
00:42:32,030 --> 00:42:32,865
Hello.

780
00:42:34,097 --> 00:42:34,931
How are you?

781
00:42:36,962 --> 00:42:38,864
Yes I'm fine.

782
00:42:39,831 --> 00:42:40,894
You?

783
00:42:40,896 --> 00:42:42,664
Fine, thanks.

784
00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:48,695
In fact, I have been
thinking and I'm thinking

785
00:42:48,697 --> 00:42:50,565
that I want
to cancel it.

786
00:42:51,230 --> 00:42:52,064
That?

787
00:42:53,130 --> 00:42:54,595
I'm sorry about that.

788
00:42:54,597 --> 00:42:55,561
But you signed a contract.

789
00:42:55,563 --> 00:42:59,628
Yes, I know, but look,
Things have changed...

790
00:42:59,630 --> 00:43:00,928
you didn't read
the small print?

791
00:43:00,930 --> 00:43:02,561
We have an agreement.

792
00:43:02,563 --> 00:43:03,762
We have a contract.

793
00:43:03,764 --> 00:43:05,194
It is not legally binding!

794
00:43:05,196 --> 00:43:06,594
Oh, Jesus Christ!

795
00:43:06,596 --> 00:43:07,794
Take some responsibility!

796
00:43:07,796 --> 00:43:09,562
I'm doing the best I can.

797
00:43:09,564 --> 00:43:13,695
I'm one murder away and now
you want to cancel it

798
00:43:13,697 --> 00:43:16,531
Oh look I tell you
what the fuck

799
00:43:19,929 --> 00:43:20,765
We have to go.

800
00:43:38,129 --> 00:43:39,595
Oh!

801
00:43:54,296 --> 00:43:55,295
Here.

802
00:43:55,297 --> 00:43:56,131
That?

803
00:43:58,531 --> 00:43:59,794
Hey, what are you...

804
00:43:59,796 --> 00:44:02,529
I'm not sorry but it is
Already in the system.

805
00:44:02,531 --> 00:44:03,562
Hey

806
00:44:04,197 --> 00:44:05,761
go go

807
00:44:05,763 --> 00:44:06,729
Where are we going?

808
00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:07,894
Be somewhere!

809
00:44:20,029 --> 00:44:21,764
Oh for the love of God.

810
00:45:21,631 --> 00:45:22,662
I'm going to make wine

811
00:45:22,664 --> 00:45:23,598
you make fire

812
00:45:30,929 --> 00:45:31,763
Hello,

813
00:45:34,029 --> 00:45:34,863
Harvey.

814
00:45:36,930 --> 00:45:39,261
So, we are in a
Some shit here.

815
00:45:39,263 --> 00:45:40,628
harvey...

816
00:45:40,630 --> 00:45:41,227
you are the
source of that shit.

817
00:45:41,229 --> 00:45:42,561
You are a shit factory.

818
00:45:42,563 --> 00:45:44,793
An incontinent shit factory.

819
00:45:44,795 --> 00:45:46,227
But, I'm fixing it.

820
00:45:46,229 --> 00:45:47,529
How are you doing that?

821
00:45:47,531 --> 00:45:49,628
Shooting a traffic guard?

822
00:45:49,630 --> 00:45:51,161
That was an accident.

823
00:45:51,163 --> 00:45:52,629
You are a real blackhead
right now, right?

824
00:45:52,631 --> 00:45:54,661
Worse than fucking A14.

825
00:45:54,663 --> 00:45:56,861
The problem, Leslie,
is that our business

826
00:45:56,863 --> 00:45:59,927
It's life and death and we can't.
allow yourself to have accidents,

827
00:45:59,929 --> 00:46:01,860
understand?

828
00:46:01,862 --> 00:46:03,661
We are professionals

829
00:46:03,663 --> 00:46:05,693
We don't get lost.

830
00:46:05,695 --> 00:46:08,030
Whoever has heard of a
Killer with a trembling hand?

831
00:46:09,530 --> 00:46:10,860
You don't see Michael
J Fox running

832
00:46:10,862 --> 00:46:12,629
shooting people, right?

833
00:46:12,631 --> 00:46:13,495
And why not?

834
00:46:13,497 --> 00:46:15,160
Because he would be
fucking terrible at that.

835
00:46:15,162 --> 00:46:18,995
No, Michael J Fox sticks to
Raising money for your charity.

836
00:46:18,997 --> 00:46:21,060
He doesn't even do it
a lot more acting,

837
00:46:21,062 --> 00:46:25,928
which is a shame because I'm
a big fan of Michael J Fox.

838
00:46:25,930 --> 00:46:28,860
back to the future,
Secret of my success...

839
00:46:28,862 --> 00:46:29,830
Stuart Little.

840
00:46:32,829 --> 00:46:33,661
Why mention that?

841
00:46:33,663 --> 00:46:34,861
Why raise that?

842
00:46:34,863 --> 00:46:36,061
He is inside.

843
00:46:36,063 --> 00:46:38,262
Just the voice, just
The fucking voice.

844
00:46:38,264 --> 00:46:40,960
Now if you had said Doc
Hollywood, I agree with you.

845
00:46:40,962 --> 00:46:41,794
Teen Wolf

846
00:46:41,796 --> 00:46:43,594
Teen Wolf, exactly.

847
00:46:43,596 --> 00:46:46,194
But he doesn't make movies anymore.

848
00:46:46,196 --> 00:46:47,128
because he knows
He's not up to it.

849
00:46:47,130 --> 00:46:49,228
Do you see what I'm saying?

850
00:46:49,230 --> 00:46:50,594
Not really.

851
00:46:50,596 --> 00:46:51,996
Let me explain.

852
00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:53,964
you're done

853
00:46:56,962 --> 00:46:58,595
What do you mean?

854
00:46:58,597 --> 00:47:00,262
Well,

855
00:47:00,264 --> 00:47:03,660
no, there is no clearer
So I can say this.

856
00:47:03,662 --> 00:47:04,763
You are ready.

857
00:47:06,531 --> 00:47:07,660
You can't fire me

858
00:47:07,662 --> 00:47:09,595
You haven't made your quota.

859
00:47:09,597 --> 00:47:11,160
But I'm only one shot away.

860
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,861
Listen to Shakin' Stevens.

861
00:47:12,863 --> 00:47:15,060
You missed it, twice.

862
00:47:15,062 --> 00:47:16,061
You've had a good career.

863
00:47:16,063 --> 00:47:17,198
But from now on...

864
00:47:26,097 --> 00:47:27,597
We even got you a gift.

865
00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:29,964
Look at that.

866
00:47:31,130 --> 00:47:32,565
Fucking adorable.

867
00:47:36,063 --> 00:47:38,627
Wha, to shoot
a traffic guard?

868
00:47:38,629 --> 00:47:39,563
Come on!

869
00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:40,461
Nobody gives a shit
about traffic guards.

870
00:47:40,463 --> 00:47:43,161
No, you shot the woman.
in the restaurant.

871
00:47:43,163 --> 00:47:45,861
This is the reason
the guild was created

872
00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,895
and you have put yourself in danger
the whole thing

873
00:47:47,897 --> 00:47:51,160
rules, regulations, contracts,

874
00:47:51,162 --> 00:47:54,195
without those you are
Just a tit with a gun.

875
00:47:54,197 --> 00:47:56,728
But the target ducked.
When I shot him.

876
00:47:56,730 --> 00:47:58,095
It could happen to anyone.

877
00:47:58,097 --> 00:47:59,660
To be honest
it could have been worse

878
00:47:59,662 --> 00:48:02,465
There was a contract
on the guy who shot it anyway.

879
00:48:03,197 --> 00:48:04,028
Oh Jesus.

880
00:48:04,030 --> 00:48:04,961
What are the possibilities?

881
00:48:04,963 --> 00:48:06,194
The universe works in ways.

882
00:48:06,196 --> 00:48:08,529
that people like us
I will never understand

883
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:12,465
Brian Bentley.

884
00:48:14,696 --> 00:48:16,498
Here, you can read all about it.

885
00:48:25,962 --> 00:48:26,831
So um

886
00:48:27,962 --> 00:48:30,560
If I fulfilled the contract...

887
00:48:29,596 --> 00:48:30,462
Don't get cheeky.

888
00:48:30,464 --> 00:48:32,529
Pavel was furious
when he found out.

889
00:48:32,531 --> 00:48:34,696
I had just put a
Deposit in a new car.

890
00:48:38,030 --> 00:48:40,497
What happens now?

891
00:48:41,863 --> 00:48:43,128
You take your zimmer frame

892
00:48:43,130 --> 00:48:45,527
and fuck you
retirement sunset.

893
00:48:45,529 --> 00:48:47,694
Just don't take up golf.

894
00:48:47,696 --> 00:48:48,764
Golf is for pussies.

895
00:48:50,096 --> 00:48:52,560
But if I finish this
Contract I can make my quota.

896
00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:53,697
has been reassigned

897
00:48:57,196 --> 00:48:58,227
to whom

898
00:48:58,229 --> 00:48:59,063
Ivan

899
00:49:00,762 --> 00:49:01,629
Look at it.

900
00:49:02,795 --> 00:49:04,763
like a whore
Bear with alopecia.

901
00:49:07,529 --> 00:49:09,231
They are unconditional,
these russians

902
00:49:10,264 --> 00:49:11,129
It's a different game now, Les.

903
00:49:11,131 --> 00:49:13,194
You are leaving
in the best moment

904
00:49:13,196 --> 00:49:14,262
But this is what I do.

905
00:49:14,264 --> 00:49:15,693
Not anymore.

906
00:49:15,695 --> 00:49:16,627
This job means
all for me.

907
00:49:16,629 --> 00:49:19,627
Killing people gives
A reason to live!

908
00:49:19,629 --> 00:49:21,295
It's a terrible
thing, getting old

909
00:49:21,297 --> 00:49:22,628
Please, Harvey.

910
00:49:22,630 --> 00:49:23,627
I beg you.

911
00:49:23,629 --> 00:49:24,561
It's very close

912
00:49:24,563 --> 00:49:25,994
This is not a way out.

913
00:49:25,996 --> 00:49:29,095
You can't walk around
fucking shooting people!

914
00:49:29,097 --> 00:49:30,895
It's not what we do!

915
00:49:30,897 --> 00:49:33,961
What happened to you, sir?
One foot in the fucking grave?

916
00:49:33,963 --> 00:49:36,061
you were the best
And now look at you!

917
00:49:36,063 --> 00:49:37,261
Hanging around Beachy Head,

918
00:49:37,263 --> 00:49:39,995
distributing your
fucking business cards.

919
00:49:39,997 --> 00:49:41,465
It's desperate

920
00:49:54,097 --> 00:49:55,161
There is no shame in it.

921
00:49:55,163 --> 00:49:55,964
We all grow old.

922
00:49:57,197 --> 00:49:59,597
Now take the damn watch.

923
00:50:03,862 --> 00:50:05,231
I'm not taking the watch.

924
00:50:07,596 --> 00:50:08,761
Take the whore
Watch, Leslie.

925
00:50:08,763 --> 00:50:11,897
Or you will find things by getting
Much worse shit.

926
00:50:14,097 --> 00:50:14,931
No.

927
00:50:35,696 --> 00:50:37,231
He is
become a liability

928
00:50:38,663 --> 00:50:40,863
someone must shoot
Him in the fucking head.

929
00:50:51,129 --> 00:50:51,930
Here.

930
00:50:54,596 --> 00:50:55,997
Did you try it again?

931
00:50:57,595 --> 00:50:58,563
Passed.

932
00:51:01,795 --> 00:51:03,527
I couldn't kill
me so many times

933
00:51:03,529 --> 00:51:05,629
I started to think that
I could be immortal.

934
00:51:06,863 --> 00:51:08,529
I assure it
you are not immortal

935
00:51:10,030 --> 00:51:12,198
You're only terrible at dying.

936
00:51:20,695 --> 00:51:21,629
Whose house is this?

937
00:51:23,996 --> 00:51:25,463
Ummm, no idea.

938
00:51:26,796 --> 00:51:28,295
That?

939
00:51:28,297 --> 00:51:30,560
I really hope that they
don't come home tonight

940
00:51:30,562 --> 00:51:31,198
What?

941
00:51:32,596 --> 00:51:33,828
You can't go breaking
in people's homes!

942
00:51:33,830 --> 00:51:36,095
Yes, and you can't go using
a murderer to kill you,

943
00:51:36,097 --> 00:51:37,728
But shit happens.

944
00:51:37,730 --> 00:51:39,960
I'm sorry okay

945
00:51:39,962 --> 00:51:44,763
I thought that was the answer,
but it was a mistake.

946
00:51:46,796 --> 00:51:47,963
Relax, it's my house.

947
00:51:48,962 --> 00:51:49,863
I grew up here.

948
00:51:51,063 --> 00:51:54,464
It was from my parents
but now it's mine

949
00:51:57,130 --> 00:51:58,497
How did they die?

950
00:51:59,696 --> 00:52:00,497
I told you.

951
00:52:01,197 --> 00:52:01,996
car accident

952
00:52:04,629 --> 00:52:05,231
God.

953
00:52:06,596 --> 00:52:07,597
I was dead too.

954
00:52:08,795 --> 00:52:10,864
For 10 seconds.

955
00:52:12,030 --> 00:52:12,864
Really?

956
00:52:13,963 --> 00:52:15,794
How was it?

957
00:52:15,796 --> 00:52:17,063
It was only 10 seconds.

958
00:52:18,297 --> 00:52:21,697
Yes but what
did it feel like?

959
00:52:24,629 --> 00:52:25,596
It felt like nothing.

960
00:52:26,663 --> 00:52:28,160
Literally nothing.

961
00:52:28,162 --> 00:52:29,697
A total empty void.

962
00:52:31,197 --> 00:52:32,031
Oh.

963
00:52:33,562 --> 00:52:34,596
My parents are dead too.

964
00:52:36,929 --> 00:52:38,660
Well, look at us.

965
00:52:38,662 --> 00:52:39,696
Two marked orphans.

966
00:52:41,295 --> 00:52:42,497
They were crushed.

967
00:52:46,730 --> 00:52:47,664
Crushed?

968
00:52:49,930 --> 00:52:51,161
We went for ice cream.

969
00:52:52,963 --> 00:52:54,597
My parents were arm in arm,

970
00:52:56,963 --> 00:52:59,628
taking licks from each one
ice cream from others

971
00:53:01,795 --> 00:53:02,563
laughing

972
00:53:05,296 --> 00:53:06,630
So much in love.

973
00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:11,863
They didn't see the piano fall.

974
00:53:22,197 --> 00:53:24,464
Mom got splashed
all over the pavement.

975
00:53:26,830 --> 00:53:27,964
Dad was still alive.

976
00:53:29,562 --> 00:53:30,198
Dad dad!

977
00:53:33,030 --> 00:53:36,864
He seemed so surprised.

978
00:53:41,029 --> 00:53:41,864
Wait, dad!

979
00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:44,895
Come here, son.

980
00:53:44,897 --> 00:53:48,597
And I thought, "oh
Oh my god, this is it.

981
00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:56,629
"At this moment, in
the very edge of life,

982
00:53:57,596 --> 00:54:00,197
"is about to give
I is your big secret."

983
00:54:05,762 --> 00:54:08,063
But he just died.

984
00:54:10,730 --> 00:54:11,661
That's...

985
00:54:11,663 --> 00:54:12,894
That's the great trick of life.

986
00:54:12,896 --> 00:54:15,895
to make you think
will last forever,

987
00:54:15,897 --> 00:54:18,597
that you could be the exception

988
00:54:19,862 --> 00:54:23,563
That's what it is
unbearable, when you realize

989
00:54:25,695 --> 00:54:26,529
that you are not

990
00:54:30,062 --> 00:54:30,896
Let's do it.

991
00:54:32,262 --> 00:54:33,793
That?

992
00:54:33,795 --> 00:54:34,627
Kill ourselves.

993
00:54:34,629 --> 00:54:35,464
Now what?

994
00:54:36,662 --> 00:54:38,163
Yes, why not?

995
00:54:40,663 --> 00:54:42,828
What are we fighting for?

996
00:54:42,830 --> 00:54:44,860
I mean, for what purpose?

997
00:54:44,862 --> 00:54:49,063
Better just kill ourselves
Now and get it over with.

998
00:54:52,062 --> 00:54:53,159
Above!

999
00:54:53,161 --> 00:54:53,996
Come on!

1000
00:54:58,662 --> 00:55:01,561
Although there is
They are reasons to live

1001
00:55:01,563 --> 00:55:04,661
I'm not sure what we'll find
killing ourselves.

1002
00:55:04,663 --> 00:55:06,496
It seems counter-intuitive.

1003
00:55:07,729 --> 00:55:10,561
I would think we would have
a better chance to live.

1004
00:55:10,563 --> 00:55:13,060
Live as long as possible.

1005
00:55:13,062 --> 00:55:14,863
Doing as much as possible.

1006
00:55:15,962 --> 00:55:17,930
Before a piano
It falls on our heads.

1007
00:55:19,262 --> 00:55:20,828
But I'm sure you're right.

1008
00:55:20,830 --> 00:55:22,797
Have you thought
about that more than me

1009
00:55:27,629 --> 00:55:28,529
In three?

1010
00:55:32,695 --> 00:55:33,529
A,

1011
00:55:36,562 --> 00:55:37,197
of the,

1012
00:55:39,229 --> 00:55:40,061
Three.

1013
00:56:00,295 --> 00:56:02,496
Your feet are so cold!

1014
00:56:08,563 --> 00:56:10,629
What do you have that for?

1015
00:56:14,595 --> 00:56:15,763
I'm going to book the cruise.

1016
00:56:18,129 --> 00:56:20,628
I don't want to talk about it.

1017
00:56:20,630 --> 00:56:24,226
I know you're upset,
but it's exciting

1018
00:56:24,228 --> 00:56:26,827
The beginning of the
the rest of our lives.

1019
00:56:26,829 --> 00:56:28,561
The beginning of the
End of our lives.

1020
00:56:28,563 --> 00:56:29,393
Oh, Les, that's a bit...

1021
00:56:29,395 --> 00:56:30,961
I just don't want
to talk about it.

1022
00:56:30,963 --> 00:56:32,928
It's retirement, that's all.

1023
00:56:32,930 --> 00:56:34,564
But it means I'm useless.

1024
00:56:36,129 --> 00:56:39,528
Think of everything new
Experiences waiting for you.

1025
00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:40,828
You must learn to play golf.

1026
00:56:40,830 --> 00:56:41,660
Ugghh!

1027
00:56:41,662 --> 00:56:42,463
Golf is for...

1028
00:56:44,595 --> 00:56:45,426
I mean, look at this!

1029
00:56:45,428 --> 00:56:46,827
look at this, do
do you remember this?

1030
00:56:46,829 --> 00:56:50,528
You gave this to
Me, Christmas, 1997.

1031
00:56:50,530 --> 00:56:53,661
See, I was a
top of my game

1032
00:56:53,663 --> 00:56:57,660
I had dominion
about death itself.

1033
00:56:57,662 --> 00:56:58,496
And now?

1034
00:56:59,296 --> 00:57:01,464
I'm just waiting to die.

1035
00:57:02,663 --> 00:57:05,127
If I don't work, who am I?

1036
00:57:05,129 --> 00:57:05,964
What am I?

1037
00:57:07,295 --> 00:57:09,693
I mean, you should look
I sometimes and think,

1038
00:57:09,695 --> 00:57:11,760
"Where is the man I married?"

1039
00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:12,895
You're right.

1040
00:57:12,897 --> 00:57:15,126
You are not the man I married.

1041
00:57:15,128 --> 00:57:18,094
The man I married didn't do it
wallowing in self-pity.

1042
00:57:18,096 --> 00:57:20,860
He did things on his own terms.

1043
00:57:20,862 --> 00:57:22,661
I don't want to retire

1044
00:57:22,663 --> 00:57:24,660
Not yet, I'm not ready.

1045
00:57:24,662 --> 00:57:25,694
Oh for the love of God!

1046
00:57:25,696 --> 00:57:26,530
Then don't do it

1047
00:57:28,695 --> 00:57:30,528
I thought you wanted me to do it.

1048
00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:31,427
Do.

1049
00:57:31,429 --> 00:57:33,760
But not if you are
it's going to be miserable

1050
00:57:33,762 --> 00:57:35,727
I want you to want it too.

1051
00:57:35,729 --> 00:57:38,261
Yes, but I can't, Harvey is...

1052
00:57:38,263 --> 00:57:39,761
You have to show him.

1053
00:57:39,763 --> 00:57:43,159
Terminate the contract
and make your quota.

1054
00:57:43,161 --> 00:57:46,597
Show you that you still
He has the killer instinct.

1055
00:57:49,563 --> 00:57:50,163
Made!

1056
00:58:09,896 --> 00:58:13,059
you could choose
How did you want to die?

1057
00:58:13,061 --> 00:58:14,694
With Leslie?

1058
00:58:14,696 --> 00:58:15,827
Yes.

1059
00:58:15,829 --> 00:58:16,959
Yes.

1060
00:58:16,961 --> 00:58:18,894
There were many options.

1061
00:58:18,896 --> 00:58:20,561
I had a brochure.

1062
00:58:20,563 --> 00:58:22,593
A brochure?

1063
00:58:22,595 --> 00:58:23,230
Yes.

1064
00:58:24,595 --> 00:58:25,995
What did you choose?

1065
00:58:26,896 --> 00:58:29,193
Quick and painless.

1066
00:58:29,195 --> 00:58:32,094
I didn't want that, but
It's all I can pay.

1067
00:58:32,096 --> 00:58:33,561
What did you want?

1068
00:58:33,563 --> 00:58:35,593
I wanted to be hit by a truck

1069
00:58:35,595 --> 00:58:37,629
after pushing a
child out of the way.

1070
00:58:40,563 --> 00:58:42,160
What's wrong with that?

1071
00:58:42,162 --> 00:58:43,630
It's a bit extravagant.

1072
00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:46,528
I thought it was heroic.

1073
00:58:46,530 --> 00:58:47,329
It would mean something.

1074
00:58:48,729 --> 00:58:50,560
But I wouldn't
Be real, right?

1075
00:58:50,562 --> 00:58:51,461
Well...

1076
00:58:51,463 --> 00:58:52,993
And what if you hadn't
did you arrive on time?

1077
00:58:52,995 --> 00:58:54,226
What do you mean?

1078
00:58:54,228 --> 00:58:55,361
If you had not
I arrived on time.

1079
00:58:55,363 --> 00:58:57,593
If you misjudged the speed
from the truck or something like that,

1080
00:58:57,595 --> 00:58:59,261
you would put a child in danger

1081
00:58:59,263 --> 00:59:01,464
just so you could
Do you have the death of your dreams?

1082
00:59:02,595 --> 00:59:05,293
Well, uh, I guess
the child would not be

1083
00:59:05,295 --> 00:59:06,361
In any real danger.

1084
00:59:06,363 --> 00:59:08,627
How could the child
not be in any real danger

1085
00:59:08,629 --> 00:59:10,596
if you are about to
get hit by a truck?

1086
00:59:13,262 --> 00:59:15,294
I don't know the details.

1087
00:59:15,296 --> 00:59:17,527
I guess the truck would do it
go quite slowly

1088
00:59:17,529 --> 00:59:18,827
So you'd be saving a child

1089
00:59:18,829 --> 00:59:20,593
that's not really in danger

1090
00:59:20,595 --> 00:59:22,563
From a truck that goes quite slowly.

1091
00:59:24,129 --> 00:59:26,627
On a scale of things that
could be considered heroic,

1092
00:59:26,629 --> 00:59:29,029
I doubt that
Very high score.

1093
00:59:31,195 --> 00:59:32,694
Hmmmm, I don't know.

1094
00:59:32,696 --> 00:59:34,661
What were the other options?

1095
00:59:34,663 --> 00:59:36,463
Oh you know.

1096
00:59:37,629 --> 00:59:40,729
Shot in the head,
strangled, poisoned.

1097
00:59:41,961 --> 00:59:43,563
Anything more interesting?

1098
00:59:44,896 --> 00:59:46,896
Stung by a scorpion?

1099
00:59:48,096 --> 00:59:49,727
Melted in acid?

1100
00:59:49,729 --> 00:59:52,059
Drowned in mud?

1101
00:59:56,096 --> 00:59:57,763
I have never known
someone like you

1102
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,127
Now look what
Could you have gotten lost?

1103
01:00:02,129 --> 01:00:03,831
And it just gets
better from here

1104
01:00:10,062 --> 01:00:11,994
Did you take your pills?

1105
01:00:11,996 --> 01:00:13,093
You know what the doctor said.

1106
01:00:13,095 --> 01:00:14,661
I don't love you
get excited

1107
01:00:14,663 --> 01:00:16,528
Yes love, don't worry.

1108
01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:17,860
What time is Clive coming?

1109
01:00:17,862 --> 01:00:18,794
It should be here already.

1110
01:00:18,796 --> 01:00:21,126
We have to register for 10.

1111
01:00:21,128 --> 01:00:24,694
Do you really think it's up to
Standard southern counties?

1112
01:00:24,696 --> 01:00:26,160
Am I not ashamed?

1113
01:00:26,162 --> 01:00:27,794
Of course not.

1114
01:00:27,796 --> 01:00:30,527
I think it's up to
national standard!

1115
01:00:30,529 --> 01:00:31,660
I wish you would come.

1116
01:00:31,662 --> 01:00:33,261
I made you some sandwiches.

1117
01:00:33,263 --> 01:00:34,728
And a jar of tea.

1118
01:00:34,730 --> 01:00:36,226
And I thought, well,

1119
01:00:36,228 --> 01:00:38,629
I thought this
could be useful.

1120
01:00:43,563 --> 01:00:45,660
Penelope O'Neil,

1121
01:00:45,662 --> 01:00:48,894
I don't think it's possible
love you more than me

1122
01:00:48,896 --> 01:00:49,860
right now.

1123
01:00:49,862 --> 01:00:51,761
And will you come back tomorrow?

1124
01:00:51,763 --> 01:00:52,993
Yeah.

1125
01:00:52,995 --> 01:00:54,293
I'm going to make lamb
Chops for dinner.

1126
01:00:54,295 --> 01:00:56,193
Ahhh, my favorite!

1127
01:00:56,195 --> 01:00:57,661
Where are you going?

1128
01:00:58,296 --> 01:00:59,497
That will be Clive.

1129
01:01:00,662 --> 01:01:01,693
Wish me luck!

1130
01:01:01,695 --> 01:01:02,664
Good luck.

1131
01:02:06,228 --> 01:02:07,728
See you tomorrow guys

1132
01:02:58,062 --> 01:02:59,661
The strongest man in the world

1133
01:02:59,663 --> 01:03:02,060
and the celebrity parakeet
More luxurious Geoff capes

1134
01:03:02,062 --> 01:03:05,129
in the studio for
discuss your recessive...

1135
01:03:32,195 --> 01:03:35,193
Now this, number three,
It has a beautiful kaleidoscope.

1136
01:03:47,695 --> 01:03:48,696
Hello, it's on

1137
01:03:50,262 --> 01:03:51,563
Hi, yes, that's better.

1138
01:04:07,296 --> 01:04:12,463
And thirdly,
Number 14, Sue Simmons.

1139
01:04:12,996 --> 01:04:14,626
Well done Sue!

1140
01:04:33,961 --> 01:04:35,792
And secondly,

1141
01:04:35,794 --> 01:04:40,293
not entirely according to his custom
every conqueror,

1142
01:04:40,295 --> 01:04:42,527
Morag Bleasdale!

1143
01:04:42,529 --> 01:04:44,593
I'm so sorry, Morag.

1144
01:04:44,595 --> 01:04:45,959
Well done, Morag!

1145
01:04:45,961 --> 01:04:46,792
Beautiful work.

1146
01:04:50,862 --> 01:04:53,627
But as we all know it is
not the participation,

1147
01:04:53,629 --> 01:04:55,560
what counts is winning.

1148
01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:01,994
So the winner of this
southern counties of the year

1149
01:05:01,996 --> 01:05:04,859
Binnual Stitching and
embroidery contest,

1150
01:05:04,861 --> 01:05:08,862
cushion category is,
drum roll please.

1151
01:05:18,196 --> 01:05:19,463
Hello william

1152
01:05:23,695 --> 01:05:24,926
How did...

1153
01:05:24,928 --> 01:05:26,895
I told you
He was up to the job.

1154
01:05:28,061 --> 01:05:29,593
but
everything has changed!

1155
01:05:29,595 --> 01:05:30,497
I don't want to die

1156
01:05:33,928 --> 01:05:36,496
The irony is not lost on me.

1157
01:05:37,629 --> 01:05:38,629
Who are you talking to...

1158
01:05:39,594 --> 01:05:40,627
Oh.

1159
01:05:40,629 --> 01:05:41,559
Oh great!

1160
01:05:41,561 --> 01:05:43,294
Now I have to kill you both.

1161
01:05:43,296 --> 01:05:44,227
No!

1162
01:05:44,229 --> 01:05:45,827
Please, she won't say anything.

1163
01:05:45,829 --> 01:05:46,659
Could you?

1164
01:05:46,661 --> 01:05:47,496
She won't

1165
01:05:48,561 --> 01:05:49,159
I could.

1166
01:05:49,161 --> 01:05:51,859
No, you won't!

1167
01:05:51,861 --> 01:05:55,860
Good good ummm
you are definitely dying

1168
01:05:55,862 --> 01:05:57,527
so let's get that
out of the way first,

1169
01:05:57,529 --> 01:06:00,560
and then I can work
what to do with you

1170
01:06:00,562 --> 01:06:03,528
So, um, have a good death.

1171
01:06:07,196 --> 01:06:08,592
Oh!

1172
01:06:08,594 --> 01:06:09,463
I'm sorry.

1173
01:06:20,161 --> 01:06:20,794
Oh.

1174
01:06:21,961 --> 01:06:23,660
Jesus, can't you turn it off?

1175
01:06:23,662 --> 01:06:25,060
yes really
I have to take this.

1176
01:06:25,062 --> 01:06:25,859
Of course.

1177
01:06:25,861 --> 01:06:27,094
Forward.

1178
01:06:27,096 --> 01:06:29,293
It's just my life that
we are dealing with here

1179
01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:33,093
Hello darling?

1180
01:06:33,095 --> 01:06:35,626
Yeah, uh, I'm kind of in
the middle of something

1181
01:06:35,628 --> 01:06:37,060
Oh Les!

1182
01:06:37,062 --> 01:06:37,927
Something terrible has happened.

1183
01:06:37,929 --> 01:06:39,194
That?

1184
01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:40,462
Is this about him
Southern counties?

1185
01:06:43,096 --> 01:06:45,560
We've had a break, Les.

1186
01:06:45,562 --> 01:06:47,563
There are papers everywhere.

1187
01:06:49,262 --> 01:06:52,528
And, Les, they have
killed the parakeets

1188
01:06:53,195 --> 01:06:54,560
What?

1189
01:06:54,562 --> 01:06:55,629
Is everything all right?

1190
01:06:57,196 --> 01:07:00,527
They seem
They have been crushed.

1191
01:07:00,529 --> 01:07:02,893
ah ah everything
Right, I have to go

1192
01:07:02,895 --> 01:07:04,860
Oh them
who would do this

1193
01:07:04,862 --> 01:07:08,463
I'll figure it out,
But ah, I have to go.

1194
01:07:13,629 --> 01:07:15,462
Someone killed my parakeets.

1195
01:07:18,629 --> 01:07:19,463
Budgies?

1196
01:07:20,694 --> 01:07:21,792
Mm-hmm

1197
01:07:21,794 --> 01:07:22,629
I'm sorry.

1198
01:07:25,761 --> 01:07:27,660
Well, where were we?

1199
01:07:27,662 --> 01:07:28,959
Oh yes!

1200
01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:47,159
Who the hell are you?

1201
01:07:47,161 --> 01:07:48,593
Fine, thanks.

1202
01:07:48,595 --> 01:07:50,529
That guy was going to kill us!

1203
01:07:52,695 --> 01:07:53,529
Oh.

1204
01:07:55,996 --> 01:07:56,830
That?

1205
01:08:00,629 --> 01:08:03,163
Now, you shoot yourself.

1206
01:08:04,561 --> 01:08:05,692
That?

1207
01:08:05,694 --> 01:08:07,159
Why would I want to do that?

1208
01:08:07,161 --> 01:08:08,559
Or I shoot her.

1209
01:08:08,561 --> 01:08:10,626
Don't get me into this.

1210
01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:11,627
Good good.

1211
01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:13,160
We are not going to...

1212
01:08:13,162 --> 01:08:16,692
Wait, because I have
to shoot myself?

1213
01:08:16,694 --> 01:08:17,728
Why can't you do it?

1214
01:08:31,695 --> 01:08:32,562
For suicide.

1215
01:08:35,562 --> 01:08:37,027
you shot him

1216
01:08:37,029 --> 01:08:37,963
then you shot yourself

1217
01:08:39,661 --> 01:08:40,529
I was never here.

1218
01:08:41,729 --> 01:08:43,563
Oh yes, it makes sense.

1219
01:08:44,528 --> 01:08:45,529
And will you let her go?

1220
01:08:46,662 --> 01:08:49,026
Well, then I have no incentive.

1221
01:08:49,028 --> 01:08:50,226
If you are going to
kill her anyway,

1222
01:08:50,228 --> 01:08:51,163
good good

1223
01:08:53,263 --> 01:08:54,527
Wait a minute.

1224
01:08:54,529 --> 01:08:55,893
You shot him with that gun.

1225
01:08:55,895 --> 01:08:58,229
so you can't shoot
himself with this gun.

1226
01:09:01,694 --> 01:09:03,529
Yes, she has a point.

1227
01:09:06,528 --> 01:09:07,626
I don't understand.

1228
01:09:07,628 --> 01:09:10,628
You take this gun and
then you give me that one.

1229
01:09:20,529 --> 01:09:22,260
Okay, now shoot.

1230
01:09:22,262 --> 01:09:23,093
It's okay Jesus

1231
01:09:23,095 --> 01:09:24,595
Just let me,

1232
01:09:26,628 --> 01:09:27,759
Oh God.

1233
01:09:27,761 --> 01:09:29,127
Will, what are you doing?

1234
01:09:29,129 --> 01:09:30,660
Five.

1235
01:09:30,662 --> 01:09:32,959
I just want you to know...

1236
01:09:32,961 --> 01:09:34,693
Four

1237
01:09:34,695 --> 01:09:35,960
I just want you to know
that since I met you

1238
01:09:35,962 --> 01:09:38,527
I haven't thought about
killing me once.

1239
01:09:38,529 --> 01:09:39,893
Three.

1240
01:09:39,895 --> 01:09:41,592
Thank you.

1241
01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:42,229
Two.

1242
01:09:43,794 --> 01:09:44,692
One.

1243
01:09:57,794 --> 01:09:59,629
You killed my parakeets.

1244
01:10:10,962 --> 01:10:12,462
I think he's dead.

1245
01:10:13,562 --> 01:10:14,596
Yes.

1246
01:10:15,828 --> 01:10:16,795
Are you okay?

1247
01:10:18,262 --> 01:10:21,130
Oh, it's just a
It is a flesh wound.

1248
01:10:24,628 --> 01:10:27,659
Well I guess we would have
Better to continue with this!

1249
01:10:27,661 --> 01:10:28,960
oh shit

1250
01:10:28,962 --> 01:10:30,726
What, but you just saved him!

1251
01:10:30,728 --> 01:10:31,659
So I can kill him.

1252
01:10:31,661 --> 01:10:32,592
It's my contract!

1253
01:10:32,594 --> 01:10:34,692
It is not legally binding!

1254
01:10:34,694 --> 01:10:36,693
Oh you're not here
he's going to shoot me

1255
01:10:36,695 --> 01:10:37,995
You can't even shoot yourself!

1256
01:10:40,227 --> 01:10:41,592
Oh, give it here.

1257
01:10:41,594 --> 01:10:42,660
Oh this is
making ridiculous

1258
01:10:42,662 --> 01:10:43,759
Lower the weapon.

1259
01:10:43,761 --> 01:10:46,159
You won't fire that gun.

1260
01:10:47,029 --> 01:10:47,829
Whoa, watch out!

1261
01:10:51,195 --> 01:10:52,995
Lower the weapon.

1262
01:10:55,595 --> 01:10:56,692
You lower your weapon.

1263
01:10:56,694 --> 01:10:57,659
I'm not going to lower my gun.

1264
01:10:57,661 --> 01:10:58,493
Why would he put the gun down?

1265
01:10:58,495 --> 01:10:59,859
If you are not
lowering the gun

1266
01:10:59,861 --> 01:11:01,593
There is no way I am
I'm going to put this gun down.

1267
01:11:01,595 --> 01:11:03,896
So let's stop here
until you bleed to death.

1268
01:11:05,228 --> 01:11:08,027
Leslie, really.
I appreciate all your efforts,

1269
01:11:08,029 --> 01:11:10,192
But could we just cancel this?

1270
01:11:10,194 --> 01:11:11,526
If it's about the money, then...

1271
01:11:11,528 --> 01:11:13,027
It's not about money.

1272
01:11:13,029 --> 01:11:13,928
So what is that?

1273
01:11:15,095 --> 01:11:16,760
I understand that you
have certain principles

1274
01:11:16,762 --> 01:11:18,793
If I don't complete this
contract for next week,

1275
01:11:18,795 --> 01:11:22,559
I'm not going to make my quota.

1276
01:11:22,561 --> 01:11:23,795
And then I'll have to retire.

1277
01:11:26,529 --> 01:11:27,463
Yes well umm

1278
01:11:28,996 --> 01:11:32,560
uh no the only way
outside of this is, uh,

1279
01:11:32,562 --> 01:11:35,158
is to kill both of you and
Then say I never saw it.

1280
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:38,029
Maybe then I'll be
able to keep my job.

1281
01:11:39,561 --> 01:11:44,562
If she lowers her weapon,
Do you promise to let her go?

1282
01:11:46,795 --> 01:11:48,229
My contract is with you

1283
01:11:56,829 --> 01:12:00,026
I wanted to die because
I had nothing to live for.

1284
01:12:00,028 --> 01:12:01,862
And that's what I
I was trying to find

1285
01:12:02,995 --> 01:12:03,895
And now I found it.

1286
01:12:07,561 --> 01:12:09,196
And that has to
worth dying for

1287
01:12:14,294 --> 01:12:16,059
You really think too much.

1288
01:12:18,961 --> 01:12:20,462
I want to thank you, Leslie.

1289
01:12:21,895 --> 01:12:24,626
You were there for me when
I really needed someone

1290
01:12:24,628 --> 01:12:27,195
even though you were trying
kill me at the same time.

1291
01:12:28,227 --> 01:12:29,729
Yes, you're welcome,

1292
01:12:31,228 --> 01:12:33,760
But I still have to kill you.

1293
01:12:33,762 --> 01:12:35,026
Well.

1294
01:12:35,028 --> 01:12:35,860
Wait!

1295
01:12:35,862 --> 01:12:36,894
Oh, Jesus Christ!

1296
01:12:36,896 --> 01:12:38,125
That?

1297
01:12:38,127 --> 01:12:39,593
How about we take
a contract?

1298
01:12:39,595 --> 01:12:40,226
That?

1299
01:12:40,228 --> 01:12:41,063
In who?

1300
01:12:42,628 --> 01:12:43,626
You mean who?

1301
01:12:43,628 --> 01:12:44,462
About who?

1302
01:12:48,562 --> 01:12:50,693
Retrospectively?

1303
01:12:50,695 --> 01:12:51,495
Obviously.

1304
01:12:54,528 --> 01:12:58,560
Well, this is, uhh,
completely irregular.

1305
01:12:58,562 --> 01:12:59,960
Who is knowing?

1306
01:12:59,962 --> 01:13:02,463
Then you will have your
Hire and make your quota.

1307
01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:04,796
What about the money?

1308
01:13:06,029 --> 01:13:08,193
I have 2,000 pounds
in a deposit account

1309
01:13:08,195 --> 01:13:09,062
you could have.

1310
01:13:17,995 --> 01:13:19,996
Do you have any papers?

1311
01:13:21,562 --> 01:13:22,626
Yeah!

1312
01:13:22,628 --> 01:13:24,029
Yes I doi...

1313
01:13:33,028 --> 01:13:34,562
I don't need it

1314
01:13:41,761 --> 01:13:43,463
We should take a
look at that ear

1315
01:13:44,628 --> 01:13:46,595
I probably have
Some Savlon somewhere.

1316
01:14:11,695 --> 01:14:14,159
Wait one thing yo
I don't understand

1317
01:14:14,161 --> 01:14:15,830
How did you know where we were?

1318
01:14:17,028 --> 01:14:19,760
Well, uh, there was a
background check on you.

1319
01:14:19,762 --> 01:14:20,596
In?

1320
01:14:21,761 --> 01:14:23,126
There is not a...

1321
01:14:23,128 --> 01:14:26,125
No, no, it wasn't you.
it was for your boss

1322
01:14:26,127 --> 01:14:28,829
Apparently it was
very unpopular

1323
01:14:30,194 --> 01:14:32,659
So he didn't
die because of me?

1324
01:14:32,661 --> 01:14:33,760
Oh yes he did.

1325
01:14:33,762 --> 01:14:36,162
But someone would have managed
to him sooner or later

1326
01:14:37,562 --> 01:14:38,995
What are you going to do now?

1327
01:14:40,528 --> 01:14:42,596
I have an idea for a new book.

1328
01:14:43,694 --> 01:14:45,061
The main character at least.

1329
01:14:46,794 --> 01:14:48,462
You're a good man, William.

1330
01:14:49,629 --> 01:14:50,962
I'm glad I didn't kill you.

1331
01:14:52,060 --> 01:14:53,560
Thanks, Leslie.

1332
01:14:53,562 --> 01:14:55,193
I'm glad I didn't die.

1333
01:15:04,561 --> 01:15:05,628
Hello, what is this?

1334
01:15:08,594 --> 01:15:10,058
I was worried.

1335
01:15:10,060 --> 01:15:11,526
What happened?

1336
01:15:11,528 --> 01:15:13,529
Oh you should
see the other boy

1337
01:15:15,261 --> 01:15:16,560
So?

1338
01:15:16,562 --> 01:15:17,992
So?

1339
01:15:17,994 --> 01:15:19,195
The southern counties?

1340
01:15:23,662 --> 01:15:24,860
Ah, first place!

1341
01:15:24,862 --> 01:15:25,926
Do you have first place?

1342
01:15:25,928 --> 01:15:26,925
Yes.

1343
01:15:26,927 --> 01:15:28,692
And Morag Bleasdale?

1344
01:15:28,694 --> 01:15:29,629
Second.

1345
01:15:30,562 --> 01:15:31,763
That's fantastic.

1346
01:15:33,662 --> 01:15:35,560
It's just him
Southern Counties.

1347
01:15:35,562 --> 01:15:38,563
Ahhh, now it's just
the southern counties!

1348
01:15:39,695 --> 01:15:41,195
Oh, I'm so proud of you.

1349
01:15:58,695 --> 01:16:00,696
Hello
Penny, is Leslie home?

1350
01:16:19,895 --> 01:16:23,760
Penny, could you give me
And Harvey for a minute, please?

1351
01:16:23,762 --> 01:16:24,693
You're sure?

1352
01:16:24,695 --> 01:16:25,929
Yes.

1353
01:16:28,562 --> 01:16:30,593
Midsomer Murders
It's in a minute.

1354
01:16:37,829 --> 01:16:39,796
So why are you here, Harvey?

1355
01:16:41,795 --> 01:16:42,629
You already know.

1356
01:16:44,060 --> 01:16:44,894
No, not me.

1357
01:16:45,861 --> 01:16:46,992
You already know.

1358
01:16:46,994 --> 01:16:48,662
And I know that you know.

1359
01:16:49,861 --> 01:16:50,763
Don't know.

1360
01:16:52,794 --> 01:16:55,225
Mr Morrison is still alive.

1361
01:16:55,227 --> 01:16:56,061
Really?

1362
01:16:57,194 --> 01:16:59,159
And no one has heard of
Ivan the terrible hitman.

1363
01:16:59,161 --> 01:17:03,592
Well you can't trust
These foreign children, can you?

1364
01:17:03,594 --> 01:17:05,660
you should have asked
let me do the work

1365
01:17:05,662 --> 01:17:07,593
What do you take me for?

1366
01:17:07,595 --> 01:17:10,925
I'm not one of your elders
fucking Alzheimer's friends.

1367
01:17:10,927 --> 01:17:13,659
Actually I am a
unimpressed

1368
01:17:13,661 --> 01:17:15,229
I didn't think
you were up to the task

1369
01:17:16,228 --> 01:17:17,659
I told you.

1370
01:17:17,661 --> 01:17:19,527
Yes, you did.

1371
01:17:19,529 --> 01:17:21,663
And I told you to take
the damn clock

1372
01:17:25,694 --> 01:17:27,094
You don't have to do this.

1373
01:17:28,261 --> 01:17:30,125
Have a little
fucking pride, huh?

1374
01:17:30,127 --> 01:17:31,663
No, I mean, um.

1375
01:17:35,227 --> 01:17:36,061
I want to say this.

1376
01:17:37,662 --> 01:17:38,926
What is it?

1377
01:17:38,928 --> 01:17:40,592
It's a contract.

1378
01:17:40,594 --> 01:17:41,559
That?

1379
01:17:41,561 --> 01:17:42,159
About Ivan

1380
01:17:42,161 --> 01:17:43,862
You must be fucking...

1381
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:50,992
All good.

1382
01:17:50,994 --> 01:17:52,692
Where is the money?

1383
01:17:52,694 --> 01:17:54,959
I think you will find two
great by Mr. Morrison

1384
01:17:54,961 --> 01:17:56,627
in the escrow account.

1385
01:17:56,629 --> 01:17:57,826
But that was...

1386
01:17:57,828 --> 01:17:59,628
He is not still alive
so it's your money.

1387
01:18:00,794 --> 01:18:02,526
No you can't take
in new contracts!

1388
01:18:02,528 --> 01:18:03,660
You are retired

1389
01:18:03,662 --> 01:18:05,093
I hadn't made my quota!

1390
01:18:05,095 --> 01:18:06,059
Now I have.

1391
01:18:06,061 --> 01:18:07,959
You're taking the piss.

1392
01:18:07,961 --> 01:18:11,992
Why can't you just walk away?
like a normal fucking person?

1393
01:18:11,994 --> 01:18:13,195
I am a murderer

1394
01:18:14,629 --> 01:18:17,862
That's what I do,
and that's what I am.

1395
01:18:19,228 --> 01:18:20,929
You're a fucking dead man.

1396
01:18:26,628 --> 01:18:27,995
Oh, that's right?

1397
01:18:31,228 --> 01:18:32,462
Under the table?

1398
01:18:33,927 --> 01:18:35,559
Right now?

1399
01:18:35,561 --> 01:18:37,228
Right now under the table?

1400
01:18:38,761 --> 01:18:39,596
Take a look.

1401
01:18:51,594 --> 01:18:52,628
Shit.

1402
01:18:53,595 --> 01:18:56,496
Now, wait a second, okay?

1403
01:19:07,995 --> 01:19:08,825
Leslie

1404
01:19:08,827 --> 01:19:10,093
Please, Penny.

1405
01:19:10,095 --> 01:19:11,125
It has not been medium
The murders have already started?

1406
01:19:11,127 --> 01:19:13,627
It was a little creepy.

1407
01:19:13,629 --> 01:19:15,596
And I wanted to show
Harvey my cushion.

1408
01:19:17,161 --> 01:19:22,162
I won first prize in the
Biennial Southern Counties

1409
01:19:23,594 --> 01:19:26,792
Sewing and embroidery
competition, cushion class.

1410
01:19:26,794 --> 01:19:27,791
Oh yes.

1411
01:19:27,793 --> 01:19:30,058
What are they supposed to be?

1412
01:19:30,060 --> 01:19:33,992
They are turtle
pigeons, a mating pair.

1413
01:19:33,994 --> 01:19:38,192
The interesting thing about the turtle.
Pigeons mate for life.

1414
01:19:38,194 --> 01:19:41,759
They stay together, they grow old.
together and when one dies,

1415
01:19:41,761 --> 01:19:45,062
the other tends
die shortly after.

1416
01:19:46,095 --> 01:19:48,528
They absolutely need each other.

1417
01:19:49,629 --> 01:19:50,563
really sweet

1418
01:19:52,827 --> 01:19:53,661
Huh

1419
01:19:58,094 --> 01:20:01,560
Is that for Les?

1420
01:20:01,562 --> 01:20:02,958
Look at that!

1421
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:03,895
Oh!

1422
01:20:04,927 --> 01:20:07,992
Isn't that something?

1423
01:20:07,994 --> 01:20:09,061
Them?

1424
01:20:09,894 --> 01:20:12,025
Isn't that something?

1425
01:20:12,027 --> 01:20:14,758
I think it's a little
fear of retirement.

1426
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:17,593
But I told him:
It's exciting.

1427
01:20:17,595 --> 01:20:19,726
It's time to have fun,
not me, them

1428
01:20:19,728 --> 01:20:22,058
The beginning of the
the rest of our lives.

1429
01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:23,495
Isn't that true, Les?

1430
01:20:24,861 --> 01:20:27,758
Is that true, Leslie?

1431
01:20:34,262 --> 01:20:36,058
I told you?

1432
01:20:36,060 --> 01:20:37,691
Let's go on a cruise!

1433
01:20:37,693 --> 01:20:38,826
'Around the whole world!

1434
01:20:38,828 --> 01:20:40,862
Cape Town, Sydney,

1435
01:20:41,794 --> 01:20:43,560
Nuku'Alofa.

1436
01:20:43,562 --> 01:20:44,196
Hmmm?

1437
01:20:45,060 --> 01:20:45,926
It's in Tonga.

1438
01:20:45,928 --> 01:20:47,626
oh

1439
01:20:47,628 --> 01:20:50,825
It's a journey of a lifetime,
that's what they say.

1440
01:20:50,827 --> 01:20:53,929
Awww thank you
This is why Harvey.

1441
01:20:55,127 --> 01:20:57,092
It will look perfect
on the mantelpiece.

1442
01:20:57,094 --> 01:20:59,995
Isn't that Harvey guy, Les?

1443
01:21:13,861 --> 01:21:15,529
Thanks, Harvey.

1444
01:21:24,529 --> 01:21:25,562
Anyway,

1445
01:21:28,593 --> 01:21:30,659
I better go.

1446
01:21:30,661 --> 01:21:32,062
I leave you to your evening.

1447
01:21:33,227 --> 01:21:34,659
don't stop
for tea, harvey?

1448
01:21:34,661 --> 01:21:35,892
We have herbs.

1449
01:21:35,894 --> 01:21:37,595
No, no, you're fine.

1450
01:21:40,694 --> 01:21:42,029
Enjoy your retirement, Leslie.

1451
01:21:44,561 --> 01:21:45,762
We are sorry to lose you.

1452
01:21:48,693 --> 01:21:50,658
Send our love to Sandra.

1453
01:21:50,660 --> 01:21:51,495
Mmm

1454
01:22:04,027 --> 01:22:05,859
I'm not sorry.

1455
01:22:05,861 --> 01:22:09,627
I know you loved your job,
But that's not all you are.

1456
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:12,692
At least not for me.

1457
01:22:15,261 --> 01:22:17,161
What would I do without you?

1458
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:22,093
I am delighted that I
I didn't have to hit him.

1459
01:22:38,060 --> 01:22:39,895
So, uh,
Do you like me?

1460
01:22:40,927 --> 01:22:42,293
It seemed that.

1461
01:22:42,295 --> 01:22:44,725
They love him
murderous character.

1462
01:22:44,727 --> 01:22:46,527
and they want
see you next week

1463
01:22:47,660 --> 01:22:48,494
That's great.

1464
01:22:49,227 --> 01:22:50,825
Can you do that?

1465
01:22:50,827 --> 01:22:53,627
Yes, I think I can do that.

1466
01:22:55,693 --> 01:22:58,694
So this living thing is
It's really not that bad, is it?

1467
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:02,158
well you never
know when a piano

1468
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:03,627
it's going to fall on your head

1469
01:23:15,694 --> 01:23:16,528
William!

1470
01:23:24,627 --> 01:23:25,461
William!

1471
01:23:29,528 --> 01:23:33,193
Call an ambulance,
Call an ambulance!

1472
01:23:33,195 --> 01:23:34,029
William!

1473
01:23:34,994 --> 01:23:36,161
It's, it's him...

1474
01:23:38,694 --> 01:23:41,525
What yes yes
he is fine he is fine

1475
01:23:41,527 --> 01:23:42,962
You saved him.

1476
01:23:44,261 --> 01:23:44,894
What about you?

1477
01:23:46,561 --> 01:23:48,129
I've definitely felt better.

1478
01:23:49,660 --> 01:23:51,461
Here, lie down with me.

1479
01:24:01,261 --> 01:24:02,461
Are they applauding?

1480
01:24:06,527 --> 01:24:08,627
Yes, they are applauding.

1481
01:24:14,195 --> 01:24:15,029
Perfect.

1482
01:25:15,184 --> 01:25:20,184
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