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This program contains
subject matter and language

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that may be disturbing to some viewers.

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Viewer discretion is advised.

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Hey, everybody!

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How's it going?

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The towel

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the drug addict

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I just -- I just
can't seem to stop.

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Towelie has agreed to be in a
documentary about addiction.

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Hey, you goin' swimming?

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Don't forget to bring a towel!

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He does not know he is about
to face an intervention.

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Get out of my face!

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Get out of here!

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Intervention

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my name is Towelie.

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T-o-w-e-l -- y-e-y.

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I'm great at cleaning up spills.

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And I'm 100% machine washable.

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I'm just an ordinary
towel in a lot of ways.

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Except for one.

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I'm addicted to marijuana.

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And crystal meth.

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And crack.

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Nine years ago towlie
started smoking marijuana.

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Two years later, he started
experimenting with crystal meth.

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Anybody want their sucked?

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Does anybody want their
sucked by a towel?

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Towelie has become a complete
nightmare in our town.

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He's broken into my house
twice and stolen my allowance.

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I've got almost nothing left.

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If we're playing outside,
he shows up completely wasted

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and screaming how the
government is following him.

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I just don't want to
watch him kill himself!

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I don't even know
who he is anymore!

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There's is no doubt in my mind
that if we don't get Towelie help,

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our entire summer is
going to be ruined.

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Camp for the handicapped

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oh boy, Timmy!

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It's our favorite time of year!

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Timmy!

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We get to see all our
old friends again!

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Hey, there's Francis! Hey, Francis!

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Hey, Jimmy! Hey, Tim!

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Timmy!

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Look at Lenora, everyone! Good job!

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Come on! Good job, Lenora!

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Alright, good.

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Let's get Lenora a towel!

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C'mon, where's the towel?!

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The towel isn't here.

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I think it's off
getting high again.

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For the past week Towelie has been

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working at a summer camp
for handicapped children.

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He has been given warnings for
getting high fourteen times.

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Hey! Where's that towel?

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Oh, yeah, just a sec!

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We went out and got Towelie a job.

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So he could try and pays us
back all the money he owes us.

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Stupid towel.

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What's going on, towel?

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Oh, yeah, just had to take a piss.

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Sorry.

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We got wet campers down there.
Move your ass!

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When Towelie is doing heroin,

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he doesn't care about anything.

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I don't care about anything.

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Stupid... handicap... camp...

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Alright, blue team.

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As team Captain I need to make sure

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we are ready for the
big camp competition!

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Oh, we're weady awight!

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We can weawy stick it
to wed team this yew!

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No way red team can beat us no way.

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Red team won't know what hit them.

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Alright. Everyone together!

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Are we gonna beat
red team this year?

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Yeah!

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Timmy!

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Yeah!

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I can't stand him, Mimsy.

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That Jimmy kid makes my skin crawl.

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Darrr, you've always
hated Jimmy, boss.

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Ever since he whooped you
at soifin' last summer camp.

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He really took it to ya good.

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Shut up, Mimsy.

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Oh, sorry boss.

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Listen to me.

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There is no way that blue team

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is gonna beat red team
this year at camp.

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You got that?

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Blue team has beaten red

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team the past three
summers at Lake Tardicaca.

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The three legged race is
blue team's best event.

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What we need to do Mimsy,

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is use a little bwain power to
make sure blue team can't compete.

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Oh boy! We're ruin
blue teams chances, huh?

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We're gonna break their
legs or something, boss?

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Shut up, Mimsy.

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Just do what I say
and we can make sure

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Jimmy Valmer gets
what's comin' to him.

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There ya go, Lenora. All better now?

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Yes, thanks.

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That's right, when you go swimmin'

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don't forget to bring a -- blalrlg!

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Who hired that towel?

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It can barely walk let
alone dry somebody off.

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You think you're
better than me? Huh?

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You think-- you think you're hot?

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A lot of times when
Towelie shoots heroin,

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he just gets angry at everybody.

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You can all suck it!

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You're all -- you're
all a bunch of towels.

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That's what you are!

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The thing is, Towelie was
pretty happy before.

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He had a girlfriend he liked

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and then she got pregnant

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and had a little washcloth.

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But then Towelie just kept
getting more and more high,

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and he got kicked out of the house.

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You!

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Lemme talk to him.

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Lemme talk to him, you bitch!

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Towelie is attempting
to talk to his son.

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His ex-wife will not let her son
talk to Towelie when he's high.

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No! I'm not high!

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I haven't been high
since Wednesday.

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Oh, it is Wednesday?

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Alright campers!

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Our first event is
the big canoe race!

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Oh boy, the canoe race! Heee!

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We gotta be-beada-da -- beada -
we gotta beat the red team!

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I've got it, Mimsy.

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I got a way to win the race and

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get rid of Jimmy for good.

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Der oh boy!

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What're we gonna do boss?

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Simple, Mimsy.

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We're gonna put a little
surprise in the canoe.

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What kind of a surprise?

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Ooh, it's a snake!

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Not just any snake, Mimsy.

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It's a black mamba.

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The black mamba is the
deadiest snake known to man

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the odds of surviving a black
manba in your canoe are 546 to 1.

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Oh, gee wiz, boss.

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We're gonna kill all the
blue team and Jimmy, huh?

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Shhh! Shhh!

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You boys excited
for the canoe race?

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Yes, counselor Steve.

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I like duh fun canoe.

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Canoes are fun, aren't they?

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Now take the black mamba, Mimsy,

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and put it in the canoe.

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I'm gonna go get our team ready.

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Alright, campers, are we ready?

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Yeah!

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Good luck, Jimmy!

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You too n-n-Nathan!

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You're gonna need it, you asshole.

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On your mark!

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Get set!

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Holy ! Mimsy!

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What the hell did you do?

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Dar you said ta put da black
mamba in the canoe, boss!

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Not in our canoe, Mimsy!

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Mimsy has put the black mamba
snake in the wrong canoe.

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The odds of the red team winning
the canoe race are now 1 in 19.

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We crossed the finish line first.

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Hey, hey, we need a towel!

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Oh, uh, just a sec!

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Not just a sec.

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We got a bunch of wet
campers down there!

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What's going on?

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Towelie makes extra money

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for drugs by offering
oral sex to older men.

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Hey you owe me money, asshole!

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That's it. We're done.

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You are no longer employed here.

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Please, sir.

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We need a nice,
clean towel here at summer camp.

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We don't need a towel that shoots
heroin and has sex for money!

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Some people are so picky
about their towels.

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Alright campers!

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Next event is the
big scavenger hunt!

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Blue team is gonna go first!

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I finally got it, Mimsy.

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I got a way we can kill Jimmy
and beat the blue team.

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Oh boy! What're we gonna do,
huh, boss?

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Simple. We're going to get Jimmy
killed by native Americans.

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Here take this.

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It's a fake scavenger hunt map.

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Darrr, this map leads
to the scavenger hunt?

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No! That map leads to
the Indian reservation.

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We switch this with blue
team's scavenger hunting map,

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and they'll end up right on the
Tardicaca India reservation!

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The Tardicaca Indians are extremely
protective of their land.

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Trespassing on the
Tardicaca reservation

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is considered extremely dangerous.

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Dar, oh boy! We're gonna get Jimmy
killed by Indians, huh boss?

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Shh! Shhhh!

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Are you boys excited for
the neat scavenger hunt?

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Yes, counselor Steve.

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I like da scavaga -- hut.

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Alright, Mimsy. Now you take this
map to the Indian reservation

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and you switch it with blue teams.

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You got that Mims?

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You switch the map. Switch the map.

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Dar I got it, boss!

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Switch the map! Switch the map!

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Darr, how come we're
scavenger huntin' now, boss?

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Because stupid,
now that we have blue teams map

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we can get their
scavenger prize, too!

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Darr, oh boy!

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This doesn't make sense.

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Why would they make us go this far?

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We're handicapped.

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Turn left at the -- wait.

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Wait a minute. What the -

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oh!

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Mim! This is the map to
the Indian reservation!

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Well, sure it is, boss!

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I told you to switch this
with the map for blue team!

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Nah you told me switch the map.
Switch the map.

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So I switched it, and I switched.

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Mimsy!

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Uhhh, my name is Nathan.
I'm disabled.

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Intervention

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hey everybody!

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Let's all go to the
office supply store!

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Towelie has run out of
money for had drugs.

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He now inhales computer
duster to get high.

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You must have one dusty computer.

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You! It's not illegal, bitch.

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I feel like I could
conquer the world.

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Towelie now inhales up to 2,
00 cans of computer duster a day.

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It's like I'm walkin' on sunshine!

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I really think this intervention
is Towelie's last chance.

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Towelie! Open the door!

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Go away. I'm walkin' on sunshine!

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Towelie, I gotta take you
somewhere really important.

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Just -- let me walk on
the sunshine a little more.

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Alright.

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In the surfing competition, the

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red team is up three points to two!

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And now it's Jimmy Valmer's turn!

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Timmy!

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Gee, I wish our team Captain
was as awesome as Jimmy!

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I finally got it, Mimsy.

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I got a way we can get rid
of Jimmy once and for all.

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Oh boy! Oh boy!

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What're we gonna do to him, boss?

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Simple. We're gonna get
Jimmy eaten by a shark.

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Here, take this.

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It's a shark mating whistle.

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Der okay boss,
a shark mating whistle!

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We gonna hit'em over the
head wid it, huh, boss?

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No you, moron.

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You go under the water
and blow that whistle.

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You can attract sharks,
right as Jimmy starts to surf.

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00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:56,887
The Tardicaca shark is

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00:11:56,888 --> 00:11:59,170
the deadliest freshwater
shark in Colorado.

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00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,933
A shark mating whistle can

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00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:03,700
attract the shark from
over two miles away.

265
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,120
Der I got it boss!

266
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:05,965
I blow the whistle and

267
00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:07,650
make the shark come and
bite Jimmy's legs off!

268
00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:08,810
Then he'll bleed ta deat!

269
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:09,790
He's gonna bleed at deat!

270
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,480
Shhh! Shhh!

271
00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,260
Are you boys enjoying
the fun beach?

272
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,310
UN Counselor Steve.

273
00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:17,900
The beach is warm.

274
00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:22,040
Gee, dat was a close one huh, boss?

275
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,000
Dye almost hoid me sayin'
we was gonna kill Jimmmy!

276
00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:26,280
Shut up, Mimsy.

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00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,830
Just swim in the
water where Jimmy is,

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00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,250
then blow that whistle.

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00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,530
Derr, oh boy!

280
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,550
I dunno, Timmy.

281
00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:38,170
Those waves are pretty big.

282
00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:39,990
Timmy.

283
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,750
Don't worry,
Jimmy can handle himself!

284
00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:44,820
Gonna catch a wave.

285
00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:52,260
Derr, I got me a shark whistle!

286
00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:56,390
Oh boy, here it comes.

287
00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:57,250
Here it comes!

288
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:01,030
Oh no!

289
00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:02,240
Jimmy!

290
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:03,340
Wait look!

291
00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:04,300
He's doing it!

292
00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:13,480
Yeah! Alright!

293
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,790
Ha ha, oh boy!

294
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:25,850
Mimsy?

295
00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,360
You didn't do what I told you!

296
00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:28,690
Whatdya mean, boss?

297
00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:30,320
You said to swim in the water
and then blow the whistle.

298
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,270
I swam in the water,
so now I gatta blow the whistle.

299
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:34,851
Mimsy was supposed to blow

300
00:13:34,852 --> 00:13:36,890
the shark whistle while
still under the water.

301
00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:40,220
There appears to have been a
fundamental misunderstanding.

302
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,220
You idiot!

303
00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:47,600
You don't blow a shark
mating whistle on dry land!

304
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,890
You were supposed to blow it -

305
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,231
Mimsy's error has caused a lake

306
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,330
shark to come onto the
beach and mate with Nathan.

307
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:57,839
The Tardicaca Lake shark's
penis is nine inches long.

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00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:58,860
Colorado department of wildlife.

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00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,230
Mimsy!

310
00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:02,390
Get this thing offa meeee!

311
00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:05,120
Today is Towelie's intervention.

312
00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:07,480
We have no idea how
he's going to react.

313
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,180
Come on, Towelie,
it's right over here.

314
00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:13,780
Towelie thinks he is on
his way to the laundromat.

315
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,280
What's going on?

316
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,260
You wanna come on over,
have a seat with your friends?

317
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,210
What is everybody doing here?

318
00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:30,540
We've all just been talking,
Towelie and...

319
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,880
What I'm hearing is a
bunch of people here

320
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,430
who just love the heck out of ya.

321
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,400
And... they're gonna say
say what they wanna say,

322
00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:37,400
then you can say what you wanna say,
and we're done. Okay?

323
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:40,320
Towelie, over the past couple years

324
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,290
I have seen drug addiction
affect you in the following ways.

325
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,010
Oh, Jesus, man.

326
00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:46,960
Towelie, you need to let him finish.

327
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,360
You're not the towel
you used to be.

328
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,380
Where as you used to be
Fluffy and absorbent,

329
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,027
you now are crusty and

330
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,220
unable to absorb the
smallest amount of water.

331
00:14:58,670 --> 00:14:59,890
Will you get help today?

332
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,630
I don't -- I don't get this.

333
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,150
Kyle?

334
00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:07,440
Towelie, over the past few months

335
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,440
I have watched you go from
an ancillary character

336
00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:10,840
with a few amusing catch phrases

337
00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:12,099
to a dried-out spewge-rag

338
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,940
covered in the jiz of
a thousand older men.

339
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,550
Can we just end this, please?

340
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,950
You have to let him finish, Towelie.

341
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:19,730
If you do not accept treatment,

342
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,730
I will no longer give you money,
or be your friend.

343
00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:23,280
I will not help you kill yourself.

344
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,680
Alright, Eric.
Do you want to go next?

345
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,860
Kyle, I hate you so much.

346
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,390
You are a liar and a swindler
who will do anything for money,

347
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:34,170
and I -- we're here
for Towelie, fat ass!

348
00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,400
I'm supposed to be allowed to finish,
right? Is that right?

349
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,286
The Jews have been persecuted

350
00:15:38,287 --> 00:15:39,880
across the earth for
good reason, Kyle.

351
00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:42,390
You are a race of
beady-eyed thieves, who --

352
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,050
this is serious, you!

353
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:47,060
I'm being serious, Kyle! Hello?

354
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,500
Kyle, we have to let people

355
00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:50,150
be allowed to finish
during interventions.

356
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:51,730
But he's just using his
time on television to

357
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,420
Kyle, please, it is not your turn.

358
00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,820
You are a race of
beady-eyed thieves, Kyle,

359
00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:00,440
who throughout the
millennia have squirmed

360
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,900
and worked your way into the
dark cubbyholes of society.

361
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,320
Where exactly did the
Jews first get their power

362
00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:09,400
and how are they able to
manipulate our minds today?

363
00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:10,600
Oh, my God.

364
00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:16,730
Talent show competition!

365
00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:20,200
It's a snap at Tardicaca camp

366
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,940
to learn to do the hula hula dance.

367
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,690
I fell in love with
a Tardicaca dove

368
00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,640
while doin' that funny funny dance.

369
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,900
This poor little kid, why she
never did a bit of lovin' before.

370
00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:29,870
Get ready, Mimsy.

371
00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:31,690
Blue team is about to go boom!

372
00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:35,420
Red team planted half a pound
of c4 in Jimmy's ukulele.

373
00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:36,754
It is set to go off during

374
00:16:36,755 --> 00:16:38,670
the ukulele solo of
'Tardicaca hula gal'

375
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,956
so I made up my mind that I

376
00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:43,330
struck a find the
Tardicaca gal I did adore.

377
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:47,110
Wow, wow, wow, I looove....
That little Tardicaca. Hullaaaaa!

378
00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:49,100
She's the candy kid
to wiggle. Hulaaaa!

379
00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:51,130
She sure to make you giggle.
Hulllaaa!

380
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,540
With her naughty little wiggle,

381
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:53,900
some day -- I'm gonna try to

382
00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:56,800
make this Tardicaca galie mine,
this galie mine.

383
00:16:56,910 --> 00:17:00,660
Cause all the while I'm dreamin'
of her my Tardicaca hula gal!

384
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,530
Oh, sorry. That's not right.
Hang on.

385
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,930
Der, I don't tink he's
playin' da right note, boss.

386
00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:13,320
The c4 ain't gonna go off --

387
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,870
shut up, Mimsy!

388
00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:19,260
If in fact the Jews
truly are shapeshifters,

389
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,360
and I believe I have
presented enough evidence

390
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,730
here to prove that they are,

391
00:17:23,070 --> 00:17:25,540
then we must unite as a
species to fight them,

392
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,240
and stop their plan
of global domination

393
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,000
and the control of our freedom.

394
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,190
Okay, Stan. You want to go next?

395
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:35,674
Towelie, if you do not go

396
00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:37,900
to treatment we will
all ignore you forever.

397
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:38,990
Will you go?

398
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,370
What treatment?

399
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,130
What are you all talking about?

400
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,480
If you say yes, we leave here.

401
00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:44,940
We pack your things, get on a plane,

402
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:46,391
go to a treatment facility

403
00:17:46,392 --> 00:17:48,050
in Southern California
that's all set up.

404
00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:49,670
No! No!

405
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:51,790
I'm not getting on a plane!

406
00:17:51,950 --> 00:17:53,090
This is!

407
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,620
Don't give me ultimatums!

408
00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:58,760
I thought you were my friends!

409
00:17:58,900 --> 00:17:59,690
Well, Towelie,

410
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,790
your friends don't want to watch
you kill yourself anymore.

411
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:02,870
Then them!

412
00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:05,070
You're telling me I
have to do this and

413
00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:06,990
I'm not left with
any decisions here!

414
00:18:07,550 --> 00:18:11,640
Towelie! We aren't the only
ones at this intervention

415
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,840
who've been hurt by you!

416
00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:14,930
Who are you talking about?

417
00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:22,420
Washcloth? You brought washcloth?

418
00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:24,550
Oh that's low!

419
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,430
Out on the beach with
my dear little peach

420
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:29,560
as the waves blowing in so high!

421
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:31,270
Dammit!

422
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:33,261
Jimmy has skipped the ukulele solo

423
00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:35,620
and moved on to the second
verse of 'Tardicaca hula gal'

424
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,690
this has set back
Nathan's plans immensely.

425
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:38,620
Mimsy!

426
00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:40,770
Get up there and demand
the ukulele solo!

427
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:41,810
It's our only chance!

428
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,250
Dar, okay boss!

429
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:46,260
If you get in a pinch
go through it's a cinch!

430
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,430
Dar wee want the ukulele solo!

431
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,140
We want da ukulele solo!

432
00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:52,450
Sorry, Mims,
I just can't remember it.

433
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:56,010
Well, we's wants ya to play it,
don't we? Yeah.

434
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,550
Alright Mimsy, maybe you
can show me how it's done.

435
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:02,030
Dar! Okay! It's real easy!

436
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:03,340
You just play like dis!

437
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,300
Mimsy!

438
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,230
You idiot! What are you doing?

439
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:10,310
Dar, I was going to show
him how ta play it, boss.

440
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:11,730
That does it!

441
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,910
I am sick and tired of
your stupidity, Mimsy!

442
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,380
You are the biggest
idiot I have ever met,

443
00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,670
and from now on if I
want to do something,

444
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,100
I'm gonna do it myself!

445
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,341
Nathan's frustration with

446
00:19:27,342 --> 00:19:29,360
Mimsy has caused a momentary
lapse in judgement.

447
00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:31,280
He has played the b flat himself,

448
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:32,800
thus causing his plan to
literally backfire on him.

449
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:42,390
Oof! Ugh. Ahghg! Ahghghgh!

450
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,450
No, not the shark again!
Not the shark again!

451
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,810
Oh washcloth! I'm so sorry!

452
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,570
He needs you to get better,
Towelie, please!

453
00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:00,340
You got so many people that just
love the heck out of ya, Towelie.

454
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:04,560
Alright! Alright. I'll go!

455
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,280
You will?

456
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,570
I don't want to hurt
washcloth anymore!

457
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,440
He's going everybody!
Come on! Hugs!

458
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:21,950
Poor wed team.

459
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,790
Their Captain weawy got waped.

460
00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:26,710
I never seen a kid get
screwed by a shark before.

461
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,430
I hope I never see it again,

462
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:32,490
Nathan, your team put
up an amazing fight.

463
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,410
And even though I was crowned
king of cripple camp,

464
00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:37,240
I want you to know that you
were the real ch-ch-champ!

465
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:39,600
I hate you, Jimmy.

466
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:43,340
I hate you with everything
in my entire being.

467
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:45,720
Dar, you sure got it stuck
it to ya this year, boss!

468
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:48,340
Shut up, Mimsy.

469
00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:54,240
Towelie is going to ocean
view terrace treatment center

470
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,660
in Rancho Palos Verdes, California.

471
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:03,320
- Hi, Towelie?
- Yeah, hi.

472
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,767
Towelie is defintely the

473
00:21:05,768 --> 00:21:08,440
most addicted towels
we've ever seen here.

474
00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:11,260
He's probable the second
most psychologically

475
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,910
damage towel I've come across,

476
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,220
since treating
Christine Ali's towel,

477
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,120
which has seen some...
Some nasty staff.

478
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:21,340
I don't know what
tommorow's gonna bring.

479
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:23,960
But I'm learning to love what I am.

480
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,400
I'm a towel.

481
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,810
Towelie finished treatment

482
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:31,690
and is back living with
his girlfriend Rebecca.

483
00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:35,170
He has been sober
since April 26th, 2010.

484
00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:38,740
If you know a towel that is
suffering from addiction,

485
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,540
please go to www.Restorestephenbaldwin.Org

486
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:51,940
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