1 00:00:02,833 --> 00:00:07,833 © anoXmous @ https://thepiratebay.se/user/Zen_Bud 2 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:15,375 © anoXmous @ https://thepiratebay.se/user/Zen_Bud 1 00:00:33,006 --> 00:00:35,175 In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, 2 00:00:35,217 --> 00:00:37,636 and some old English guy always manages to save the day 3 00:00:37,678 --> 00:00:40,264 at the last minute with crosses and holy water. 4 00:00:41,056 --> 00:00:43,976 But everybody knows the movies are full of shit. 5 00:00:44,977 --> 00:00:49,857 The truth is it started with Blade, and it ended with him. 6 00:00:49,940 --> 00:00:52,401 The rest of us were just along for the ride. 7 00:03:00,612 --> 00:03:02,281 What's this chicken scratch? 8 00:03:02,531 --> 00:03:04,700 It's cuneiform. 9 00:03:04,825 --> 00:03:07,202 It's about 4,000 years old. 10 00:03:07,828 --> 00:03:08,996 So why here? 11 00:03:09,037 --> 00:03:11,957 Because this is the cradle of civilization. 12 00:03:13,542 --> 00:03:16,003 He would've been comfortable here. 13 00:03:16,086 --> 00:03:18,589 I don't know, Dan. This seems like another dead end. 14 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:19,923 There's something beneath us. 15 00:03:20,007 --> 00:03:21,925 You find a watch? 16 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:26,305 Is it a body? 17 00:03:30,642 --> 00:03:31,768 Guys? 18 00:03:35,314 --> 00:03:37,274 Aah! 19 00:03:39,026 --> 00:03:41,737 Go! Aah! 20 00:03:41,862 --> 00:03:43,655 What the fuck?! 21 00:03:53,457 --> 00:03:55,876 Aah! 22 00:06:14,056 --> 00:06:15,682 I'm on the Stonebridge overpass. 23 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:17,142 Got it. Heading westbound. 24 00:06:17,226 --> 00:06:19,311 I'm just beneath ya. 25 00:06:19,394 --> 00:06:20,854 Go! 26 00:08:37,199 --> 00:08:39,034 I got him. Pull! 27 00:08:40,369 --> 00:08:41,370 You all right, man? 28 00:08:59,263 --> 00:09:00,556 He's got a gun! 29 00:09:15,070 --> 00:09:16,947 Oh, my God! 30 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,543 Ouch. 31 00:09:32,337 --> 00:09:34,256 Staked you with silver. 32 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:37,217 Why aren't you ash? 33 00:09:37,301 --> 00:09:39,469 Why aren't you smarter? 34 00:09:40,512 --> 00:09:42,973 Not a vampire, dumb shit! 35 00:09:48,562 --> 00:09:50,606 Set your sorry ass up. 36 00:10:08,916 --> 00:10:10,667 Damn. 37 00:10:37,945 --> 00:10:40,113 Oh, Blade. 38 00:11:17,484 --> 00:11:19,278 What the fuck happen tonight? 39 00:11:21,864 --> 00:11:23,532 How should I know? 40 00:11:24,575 --> 00:11:25,993 He was human. 41 00:11:26,869 --> 00:11:28,161 You're gettin' reckless, Blade. 42 00:11:28,245 --> 00:11:29,997 Killing vampires is clean. 43 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,876 They ash-- don't leave any evidence behind. 44 00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:35,502 Killing humans is messy. 45 00:11:35,544 --> 00:11:37,462 You better hope nobody ID'd you. 46 00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:40,507 This worked really good. 47 00:11:44,636 --> 00:11:45,804 What's this? 48 00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:48,265 A new delivery system for your serum. 49 00:11:48,265 --> 00:11:50,309 It's an effervescent inhaler. 50 00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:52,186 Just bite down on the mouth guard. 51 00:11:52,269 --> 00:11:54,354 Delivery's automatic. 52 00:11:54,438 --> 00:11:56,023 Some friends of mine made it. 53 00:11:56,690 --> 00:11:58,233 Friends? 54 00:11:58,358 --> 00:12:01,111 Yeah. You remember those? 55 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:02,654 It was horrible. 56 00:12:02,696 --> 00:12:06,200 The one car crashed, and then the guy in the coat was shooting the other guy. 57 00:12:06,283 --> 00:12:08,619 - It looked like there was a lot of blood. - Thank you. 58 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,829 That was just a taste of the mayhem that occurred 59 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,664 during tonight's brazen shootout 60 00:12:12,706 --> 00:12:15,000 that left at least four people dead. 61 00:12:15,042 --> 00:12:17,002 Now, apparently, an anonymous citizen 62 00:12:17,044 --> 00:12:18,837 captured the whole event on video. 63 00:12:18,879 --> 00:12:20,714 Hey, Ray. Hey, we got a lead. 64 00:12:20,756 --> 00:12:22,257 Let's catch a plane, Wilson. 65 00:12:22,257 --> 00:12:23,967 It's time to take these cowboys down. 66 00:12:23,759 --> 00:12:25,636 That's what I'm talkin' about. 67 00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:01,088 What's he been doing? 68 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,881 Fuck all. Just feeding. 69 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:04,550 Been through five of them so far. 70 00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,176 Do you think we have enough security? 71 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:09,471 We didn't capture him. He allowed us to take him in. 72 00:13:09,513 --> 00:13:10,556 You understand? 73 00:13:10,639 --> 00:13:12,057 I'm gonna go in. 74 00:14:21,668 --> 00:14:23,670 You shouldn't have woken me. 75 00:14:24,546 --> 00:14:25,797 We had to. 76 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:34,932 Your blood, your sacrament, can set us free now. 77 00:14:36,099 --> 00:14:38,310 What makes you think I care? 78 00:14:38,435 --> 00:14:39,770 Your people need you. 79 00:14:39,853 --> 00:14:41,146 My people? 80 00:14:44,525 --> 00:14:48,362 You're nothing but shadows of your former selves. 81 00:14:48,362 --> 00:14:50,739 Look how far you have fallen. 82 00:14:50,822 --> 00:14:52,991 The world's changed since your time. 83 00:14:53,116 --> 00:14:54,952 The humans have a new hunter. 84 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:57,830 Blade. 85 00:14:58,038 --> 00:15:01,083 And you'd like me to kill him, wouldn't you? 86 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,293 Yes. 87 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,197 Subject is heading west. 88 00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,408 Got him. 89 00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:41,081 Tonight, Dr. Edgar Vance, forensic psychiatrist 90 00:15:41,123 --> 00:15:46,920 and author of the New York Times bestseller Human Health, 91 00:15:46,962 --> 00:15:49,173 The Whole Being Breakthrough. 92 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:53,218 Also with us, Martin Vreede, Chief of Police. 93 00:15:53,302 --> 00:15:57,097 They'll be here for the next hour, and they'll be taking your calls, 94 00:15:57,139 --> 00:16:00,559 next on Bently Tittle Live. 95 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:04,229 ok Chief Vreede. 96 00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:07,024 What's your take on all these rumors we've been hearing about vampires? 97 00:16:07,983 --> 00:16:11,403 If vampires existed, don't you think we would've found them by now? 98 00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:16,366 they should focus in on characters like this Blade criminal. 99 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,326 Now, that's the guy I wanna hear about. 100 00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:19,995 I wanna hear about this character Blade. What about him? 101 00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:22,873 He's a sociopath that we've been pursuing. 102 00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:26,835 Blade is a troubled individual. 103 00:16:27,002 --> 00:16:29,421 I understand that he is under the impression 104 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,924 that there is a vast conspiracy of vampires. 105 00:16:34,968 --> 00:16:37,346 Now, you've got to look at the psychiatric underpinnings 106 00:16:40,474 --> 00:16:43,018 Congratulations. You're famous. 107 00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:44,561 Somebody nailed us. 108 00:16:44,645 --> 00:16:47,272 Your face is all over the papers and television. 109 00:16:47,356 --> 00:16:49,107 Media's eatin' it up. 110 00:16:49,149 --> 00:16:50,817 - Like I care. - Well, you should. 111 00:16:50,859 --> 00:16:54,738 Something like this-- taking out a human-- 112 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,449 as far as the rest of the world is concerned, 113 00:16:57,491 --> 00:16:59,743 you're public enemy number one. 114 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,704 Didn't know this was a popularity contest. 115 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:06,416 Damn it, Blade. Don't you see what they're doing? 116 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,586 They're waging a goddamn P.R. campaign. 117 00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:12,881 Now it's not just vampires we gotta worry about, 118 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:16,134 we're gonna have to take on the rest of the world, too. 119 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:21,056 You worry too much, old man. 120 00:17:21,139 --> 00:17:23,433 That's why we're still alive, goddamn it. 121 00:17:24,101 --> 00:17:26,979 I've been doing this since before you were born, Blade. 122 00:17:27,062 --> 00:17:28,814 You're like a son to me. 123 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,692 I'm sorry I got old on ya. 124 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,945 I see you alone, surrounded by enemies. 125 00:17:35,028 --> 00:17:36,905 And it breaks my heart. 126 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,450 We can't win this war alone. 127 00:17:42,536 --> 00:17:45,122 Oh, got it! Got it! 128 00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:47,124 Baby on board. 129 00:17:47,124 --> 00:17:50,919 Oh! Looks like we got ourselves a combo meal! 130 00:18:05,142 --> 00:18:07,895 Chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky! 131 00:18:56,318 --> 00:18:58,445 Oh, yeah, baby! 132 00:18:58,487 --> 00:19:00,364 What's for dinner? 133 00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:13,502 Aah! 134 00:19:13,877 --> 00:19:15,337 Hey, pretty lady. 135 00:19:22,803 --> 00:19:25,138 No! No! 136 00:19:26,306 --> 00:19:27,474 No! 137 00:19:30,644 --> 00:19:32,771 Scream if this hurts, chica. 138 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,734 Aah! 139 00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,653 Fuck you? 140 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:42,489 Aah! 141 00:19:42,573 --> 00:19:44,199 Garlic! 142 00:20:46,428 --> 00:20:48,680 Scream if this hurts, chica. 143 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,852 Aah! 144 00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:58,417 What is it? 145 00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:01,336 What you were worried about. 146 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:20,147 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 147 00:22:24,151 --> 00:22:25,944 Shoot to kill! 148 00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:04,900 Aah! 149 00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:01,290 Move a finger and you're dead. 150 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,125 How's about this one? 151 00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:04,543 He's got something in his hand! 152 00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,086 Get out, Blade! 153 00:24:11,675 --> 00:24:12,718 Shit! 154 00:24:28,942 --> 00:24:30,485 What's going on in there? 155 00:24:30,527 --> 00:24:31,904 Somebody talk to me! 156 00:24:35,657 --> 00:24:39,953 Aah! 157 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,497 Don't shoot, don't shoot. 158 00:25:28,001 --> 00:25:31,046 Rise and shine, sleepyhead. 159 00:25:35,926 --> 00:25:39,304 Special Agents Ray Cumberland, Wilson Hale, FBI. 160 00:25:39,429 --> 00:25:41,932 - We've been tracking you a long time. - Mm-hmm. 161 00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:44,059 Whistler. 162 00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:45,352 Dead. 163 00:25:47,271 --> 00:25:48,981 Just like all your victims. 164 00:25:50,732 --> 00:25:52,359 Say, how many people have you killed, Blade? 165 00:25:52,442 --> 00:25:54,820 Thirty? Forty? Fifty? 166 00:25:56,113 --> 00:25:58,365 1,182. 167 00:25:59,116 --> 00:26:01,618 But they were all familiars. 168 00:26:01,702 --> 00:26:03,662 People who work with them. 169 00:26:03,745 --> 00:26:07,624 Oh. And by "them," you mean vampires, right? 170 00:26:12,087 --> 00:26:15,507 You can keep doing your song and dance as long as you want, Blade. 171 00:26:15,549 --> 00:26:17,176 It's not gonna play. 172 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:19,636 We know what you are. 173 00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:21,471 You're a stone-cold killer. 174 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,223 And you're sick as fuck. 175 00:26:23,265 --> 00:26:25,809 Let's leave the diagnosis to the professionals. 176 00:26:27,436 --> 00:26:28,770 Hello, Blade. 177 00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:30,647 My name is Dr. Vance. 178 00:26:30,731 --> 00:26:34,526 I've been charged with giving you a psychiatric evaluation. 179 00:26:35,277 --> 00:26:38,864 Gentlemen, would you mind giving us just a couple of minutes alone? 180 00:26:38,947 --> 00:26:40,741 He's all yours. 181 00:26:52,753 --> 00:26:55,255 I know you must find this very frightening... 182 00:26:56,381 --> 00:26:58,926 ...but I want you to know that I'm here to help. 183 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:01,678 And in order for me to do that, 184 00:27:01,762 --> 00:27:06,058 I'm gonna have to ask you a couple of questions, okay? 185 00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:07,935 Do you know what day it is? 186 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:16,235 How about the President? You know who that is. 187 00:27:14,775 --> 00:27:16,693 An asshole. 188 00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:26,995 But I want to hear you talk about vampires. 189 00:27:27,204 --> 00:27:28,997 What can you tell me about them? 190 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:33,085 They exist. 191 00:27:34,503 --> 00:27:35,796 Are you one of them? 192 00:27:39,383 --> 00:27:41,343 Tell me about blood. 193 00:27:41,385 --> 00:27:43,345 When you drink blood, 194 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:46,390 do you ever feel sexually aroused? 195 00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:54,898 Just strikes me that this business of vampirism 196 00:27:54,982 --> 00:27:58,569 has a very strong element of sexual confusion. 197 00:28:05,826 --> 00:28:10,664 And I'm wondering what your relationship with your mother was like. 198 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:08,412 A nocturnal visit. 199 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,002 Were the two of you very close? 200 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:24,845 He's psychotic. 201 00:28:24,928 --> 00:28:25,929 No shit. 202 00:28:26,013 --> 00:28:27,181 For his safety and for the public's, 203 00:28:27,222 --> 00:28:29,558 I'm recommending that he be transferred immediately to County Psychiatric-- 204 00:28:29,683 --> 00:28:31,351 Fuck that! That man is my prisoner. 205 00:28:31,435 --> 00:28:33,729 He's wanted in connection with a laundry list of federal crimes. 206 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:36,023 Hold on, gentlemen. We're in my jurisdiction now. 207 00:28:36,106 --> 00:28:38,567 You got a problem with that, you talk to the local magistrate. 208 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,527 - That man is my prisoner! - The call has already been made. 209 00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:41,862 Don't fuck with my thing! 210 00:28:41,862 --> 00:28:44,656 There's a team from the hospital effecting the transfer immediately. 211 00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:46,658 You're supposed to be working with us on this, Chief. 212 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:47,701 Not this time. 213 00:28:53,123 --> 00:28:56,877 This is just a little something to keep you compliant. 214 00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:02,007 The usual dose for this sort of thing is two, three hundred milligrams, 215 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:07,179 but I think with a big, strapping hybrid like yourself, 216 00:29:07,262 --> 00:29:09,765 I'll kick it up to a couple thousand. 217 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:12,267 You don't have a problem with needles, do ya? 218 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:16,146 There. 219 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,689 That wasn't so bad, was it? 220 00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:21,735 Ooh, you're weak. 221 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:24,279 In need of your serum. 222 00:29:25,572 --> 00:29:27,115 That must be a bad feeling. 223 00:29:28,450 --> 00:29:31,078 I mean, who would've imagined 224 00:29:31,119 --> 00:29:34,248 that a mere human like me could overpower you. 225 00:29:36,917 --> 00:29:38,961 You're one of them. 226 00:29:40,295 --> 00:29:41,964 A familiar. 227 00:29:45,968 --> 00:29:48,136 Going on five years now. 228 00:29:51,807 --> 00:29:53,809 It's the endgame, Blade. 229 00:29:54,476 --> 00:29:56,895 All their plans are coming to fruition. 230 00:29:57,646 --> 00:30:01,567 Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show? 231 00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:12,828 I hate familiars. 232 00:30:22,379 --> 00:30:25,257 It's why we're still alive, goddamn it. 233 00:30:25,465 --> 00:30:27,801 You're like a son to me. 234 00:30:30,095 --> 00:30:34,391 Sorry I got old on ya. 235 00:30:35,559 --> 00:30:39,980 I see you alone, surrounded by enemies. 236 00:30:40,022 --> 00:30:42,024 It breaks my heart. 237 00:31:08,383 --> 00:31:09,635 Hi, Blade. 238 00:31:09,718 --> 00:31:11,512 So glad to finally meet you. 239 00:31:11,595 --> 00:31:13,597 I am such a fan. 240 00:31:14,765 --> 00:31:16,934 I like your tattoos. 241 00:31:17,851 --> 00:31:19,353 Do they mean anything? 242 00:31:20,604 --> 00:31:21,772 Stupid. 243 00:31:22,439 --> 00:31:24,149 Are you okay? 244 00:31:24,233 --> 00:31:25,943 Are you tired? 245 00:31:28,028 --> 00:31:29,029 You're weak. 246 00:31:32,950 --> 00:31:35,869 We moved the humans around. 247 00:31:36,537 --> 00:31:38,205 Like pawns. 248 00:31:39,289 --> 00:31:40,749 We used them... 249 00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:43,168 ...to flush you out. 250 00:31:52,553 --> 00:31:53,846 You're not so big. 251 00:31:56,056 --> 00:31:57,891 You're all alone, Blade. 252 00:31:58,934 --> 00:32:01,061 No one's gonna help you now. 253 00:32:22,332 --> 00:32:24,835 - Evening, ladies. - Hannibal King! 254 00:32:28,839 --> 00:32:30,299 Wake up, Blade. This is your rescue. 255 00:33:19,056 --> 00:33:20,140 Go! 256 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:09,106 Freeze! 257 00:34:23,245 --> 00:34:24,413 Whistler! 258 00:34:25,622 --> 00:34:26,999 This way! 259 00:34:35,299 --> 00:34:36,717 Blade! 260 00:34:36,758 --> 00:34:38,343 You're dead! 261 00:34:39,011 --> 00:34:40,179 Get down! 262 00:34:47,603 --> 00:34:48,604 Blade. 263 00:34:56,236 --> 00:34:57,529 Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 264 00:34:57,613 --> 00:34:58,614 Where are you going? 265 00:34:58,739 --> 00:35:00,365 Where the fuck is he going? 266 00:35:00,491 --> 00:35:02,743 This is supposed to be a rescue! 267 00:35:08,957 --> 00:35:10,083 Get back, get back! 268 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:14,296 We're pinned down. 269 00:35:14,463 --> 00:35:15,589 I can't shoot around corners. 270 00:35:15,631 --> 00:35:16,673 I can. 271 00:35:55,671 --> 00:35:57,631 Aah! 272 00:36:20,237 --> 00:36:22,447 Okay. We're fucked. 273 00:36:22,573 --> 00:36:23,657 We're fine. 274 00:36:36,545 --> 00:36:38,630 Forgot my sword. 275 00:36:47,514 --> 00:36:49,141 Whoo! Come on! 276 00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:05,157 Abby. 277 00:37:07,910 --> 00:37:09,578 Aah! 278 00:37:12,122 --> 00:37:13,332 We got him. 279 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,042 We'll be there soon. 280 00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:16,835 Who the hell are you people? 281 00:37:16,877 --> 00:37:19,755 Well, my name is Hannibal King. 282 00:37:19,796 --> 00:37:22,174 And this little hellion right here is Abigail. 283 00:37:22,716 --> 00:37:24,009 Whistler's daughter. 284 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:39,358 I thought the vampires killed Whistler's family. 285 00:37:39,441 --> 00:37:42,945 They did. I was born later out of wedlock. 286 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:47,282 When I came of age, I tracked my dad down, 287 00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:48,784 and I told him I wanted in. 288 00:37:48,784 --> 00:37:51,328 Been doing it ever since. 289 00:37:58,085 --> 00:38:00,128 Welcome to the honeycomb hideout. 290 00:38:01,255 --> 00:38:03,215 How do you bankroll this operation? 291 00:38:03,340 --> 00:38:04,800 I date a lot of older men. 292 00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:08,178 Come on, man, I'm joking. 293 00:38:08,262 --> 00:38:09,972 You met Dex. 294 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:11,348 This is Hedges. 295 00:38:11,473 --> 00:38:14,351 Sommerfield-- she's the one who built that new serum inhaler of yours. 296 00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:19,606 That runt you saw earlier, that was Sommerfield's daughter Zoe. 297 00:38:21,692 --> 00:38:23,485 We call ourselves the Nightstalkers. 298 00:38:24,236 --> 00:38:27,614 Hmm. Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoon. 299 00:38:27,698 --> 00:38:31,493 We were gonna go with the Care Bears, but, uh, that was taken. 300 00:38:35,038 --> 00:38:36,206 How many of you are there? 301 00:38:36,290 --> 00:38:37,499 There's enough. 302 00:38:37,541 --> 00:38:39,168 We operate in sleeper cells. 303 00:38:39,251 --> 00:38:41,712 When one goes down, another cell activates to pick up the slack. 304 00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:44,590 Consider us your reinforcements. 305 00:38:45,883 --> 00:38:48,343 What, you amateurs are supposed to be helping me? 306 00:38:50,512 --> 00:38:51,972 You? 307 00:38:53,056 --> 00:38:54,391 Look at you. 308 00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:55,726 You're kids. 309 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,145 You're not ready to roll with this. 310 00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:00,731 I mean, look at the way you're dressed. 311 00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:03,567 What, that's supposed to be tactical? 312 00:39:04,401 --> 00:39:06,612 What is this? What is that? "Fuck you." 313 00:39:06,695 --> 00:39:08,113 It's a joke, huh? 314 00:39:08,822 --> 00:39:11,241 What the fuck is wrong with y'all? Y'all think this is a joke? 315 00:39:11,241 --> 00:39:13,952 You think this is a fucking sitcom? 316 00:39:14,495 --> 00:39:16,997 Okay, first off, that's just rude. 317 00:39:17,164 --> 00:39:20,959 Second, I'm pretty sure we saved your ass back there. 318 00:39:23,545 --> 00:39:25,339 I'm impressed. 319 00:39:25,380 --> 00:39:28,509 Look, Blade, my father meant for us to help you. 320 00:39:28,592 --> 00:39:31,512 Like it or not, we are all you got. 321 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:34,848 What the hell makes you think you know about hunting vampires? 322 00:39:34,890 --> 00:39:38,685 Well, here's for starters. 323 00:39:39,436 --> 00:39:40,854 I used to be one. 324 00:39:42,231 --> 00:39:43,732 Do I pass the audition? 325 00:39:45,526 --> 00:39:46,902 Rookies. 326 00:39:47,736 --> 00:39:50,113 Fucking Hannibal King! 327 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:53,909 I should've ripped his bleeding heart out when I had the chance! 328 00:39:55,244 --> 00:39:56,578 Ugh! 329 00:39:58,413 --> 00:39:59,748 Ugh! 330 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,460 We had Blade. 331 00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:04,878 We had him! 332 00:40:05,003 --> 00:40:06,296 Ugh! 333 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,800 And don't tell me "I told you so," Asher. 334 00:40:09,883 --> 00:40:11,802 What's wrong, half pint? You need a time out? 335 00:40:11,885 --> 00:40:13,136 Blow me. 336 00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:16,723 We got caught with our pants down. 337 00:40:16,807 --> 00:40:18,183 Pants down? 338 00:40:18,225 --> 00:40:21,436 They pretty much fucking ass-raped us. 339 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,938 Oh, you loved it. 340 00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:24,648 Has he been told? 341 00:40:25,399 --> 00:40:27,359 About your failure? 342 00:40:28,485 --> 00:40:29,528 Yes. 343 00:40:31,363 --> 00:40:33,532 Maybe it's time I joined the game. 344 00:40:40,497 --> 00:40:43,834 You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? 345 00:40:44,585 --> 00:40:47,588 You see her and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, 346 00:40:47,713 --> 00:40:51,717 but you still manage to ask for her number. 347 00:40:51,842 --> 00:40:53,844 Well, that's all I ever hook up with. 348 00:40:53,844 --> 00:40:55,596 But this betty... 349 00:40:56,555 --> 00:41:00,893 Whoa! She blew 'em all away in the shitstorm sweepstakes. 350 00:41:01,476 --> 00:41:03,187 Her name is Danica Talos. 351 00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:04,813 You met her earlier. 352 00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:08,400 And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina. 353 00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:12,779 Moving on. 354 00:41:12,863 --> 00:41:15,782 The man on her left is her brother Asher, 355 00:41:15,908 --> 00:41:19,411 and this walking diaper stain is Jarko Grimwood. 356 00:41:19,495 --> 00:41:21,121 I picked Danica up in a bar 357 00:41:21,163 --> 00:41:23,415 and spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck 358 00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:26,001 as her little vampire cabana boy. 359 00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:28,587 Eventually, Abigail found me. 360 00:41:28,629 --> 00:41:32,216 Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. 361 00:41:33,842 --> 00:41:36,720 And that's basically turning a frown upside-down. 362 00:41:38,555 --> 00:41:40,807 We need to pool our resources, Blade. 363 00:41:41,683 --> 00:41:42,809 "We"? 364 00:41:44,853 --> 00:41:46,188 Yeah, we. 365 00:41:47,022 --> 00:41:48,857 He's come back. 366 00:41:51,401 --> 00:41:52,903 Take a look at this. 367 00:41:58,075 --> 00:41:59,451 You gotta be kidding me. 368 00:42:02,913 --> 00:42:05,290 He is real. BLADE BABA 369 00:42:04,915 --> 00:42:06,124 This is a piece of his armor. 370 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:09,711 With it, we were able to extrapolate a basic idea of what this fucker looked like. 371 00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:11,046 Check this out. 372 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:14,716 Dracula's only one of the names he's gone by. 373 00:42:14,758 --> 00:42:19,096 The Babylonians worshipped him as Dagon, and now they call him Drake. 374 00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:22,558 If you believe in the legends, he was born in ancient Sumeria. 375 00:42:31,150 --> 00:42:35,112 Nobody really knows the specifics of his origin, but we do know this. 376 00:42:39,283 --> 00:42:40,659 He was the first of his kind. 377 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:45,372 The patriarch of hominus nocturna. 378 00:42:50,752 --> 00:42:53,297 He was born perfect. 379 00:42:56,216 --> 00:43:01,221 And just like the great white shark, this guy has never had to evolve. 380 00:43:01,805 --> 00:43:03,390 Forget the movies, forget the books. 381 00:43:03,515 --> 00:43:05,142 There's no happy ending with this guy. 382 00:43:07,811 --> 00:43:09,938 He's been there, moving behind the scenes, 383 00:43:10,063 --> 00:43:14,526 cutting a bloody fucking path through the ages, until suddenly... 384 00:43:16,904 --> 00:43:18,071 ...just like that... 385 00:43:21,825 --> 00:43:24,119 ...he up and disappeared. 386 00:43:24,203 --> 00:43:25,871 And then we heard a rumor. 387 00:43:25,913 --> 00:43:28,040 The vampires were searching for him. 388 00:43:28,207 --> 00:43:30,626 Some say he'd been sleeping through the ages, 389 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:33,754 that he'd retreated from a world he'd become disgusted with. 390 00:43:33,837 --> 00:43:38,133 And according to our information, they found him in Iraq about six months ago. 391 00:43:38,175 --> 00:43:40,010 And he was pissed. 392 00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:08,247 Don't try to use my name, that's fatal 393 00:44:08,330 --> 00:44:10,958 Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal 394 00:44:11,041 --> 00:44:14,211 About to raise the pain, that's fatal 395 00:44:14,253 --> 00:44:17,256 Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal 396 00:44:17,297 --> 00:44:20,133 About to raise the pain, that's fatal 397 00:44:20,217 --> 00:44:23,679 Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal 398 00:44:37,192 --> 00:44:39,486 In the window... 399 00:44:39,528 --> 00:44:41,989 You sell vampire merchandise? 400 00:44:44,241 --> 00:44:45,492 Uh, yeah. 401 00:44:45,617 --> 00:44:47,035 Look around. 402 00:44:47,077 --> 00:44:48,704 We might have a few things. 403 00:44:51,665 --> 00:44:53,375 We've got Dracula lunchboxes. 404 00:44:53,417 --> 00:44:54,751 Did you see those? 405 00:44:54,877 --> 00:44:58,463 There's bobble heads, key chains. 406 00:44:58,964 --> 00:45:01,675 We've got just about anything. 407 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,636 Even vampire vibrators. 408 00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:11,310 Was there something special you needed? 409 00:45:13,145 --> 00:45:14,271 Hey, guy. 410 00:45:15,147 --> 00:45:16,648 She's talkin' to ya. 411 00:45:24,364 --> 00:45:25,949 What? 412 00:45:26,033 --> 00:45:27,951 You wanna kiss me, pretty boy? 413 00:45:28,035 --> 00:45:30,537 Aah! 414 00:45:30,579 --> 00:45:31,663 No! 415 00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:33,957 Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal 416 00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:37,252 About to raise the pain, that's fatal 417 00:45:37,336 --> 00:45:39,546 Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal 418 00:45:39,671 --> 00:45:44,760 Aah! 419 00:45:44,968 --> 00:45:48,263 Aah! 420 00:45:55,604 --> 00:45:58,982 Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal 421 00:45:59,691 --> 00:46:00,818 Why wake up Drake now? 422 00:46:00,901 --> 00:46:02,986 That's exactly what we've been trying to figure out. 423 00:46:03,070 --> 00:46:04,404 When I was under the fang, 424 00:46:04,488 --> 00:46:08,408 there used to be talk about some kind of vampire final solution. 425 00:46:08,534 --> 00:46:10,536 But I could never figure out why they'd want to destroy their food source. 426 00:46:10,619 --> 00:46:12,579 I mean, that makes no sense, right? 427 00:46:12,621 --> 00:46:14,206 They've always had plans for the human race, 428 00:46:14,289 --> 00:46:16,792 and it seems likely that whatever they're cooking up, 429 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:18,710 Drake's return is part of it. 430 00:46:18,752 --> 00:46:19,753 Let's face it. 431 00:46:19,795 --> 00:46:21,922 We are fighting a losing battle here. 432 00:46:21,964 --> 00:46:24,508 So we kill a few hundred of them a year-- big deal. 433 00:46:24,591 --> 00:46:27,594 There are thousands of them out there, maybe tens of thousands. 434 00:46:27,636 --> 00:46:28,887 We need a new tactic. 435 00:46:28,971 --> 00:46:30,138 Like what? 436 00:46:30,222 --> 00:46:31,723 A biological weapon. 437 00:46:33,392 --> 00:46:34,852 For you sighted people... 438 00:46:37,521 --> 00:46:39,606 ...here's a little show and tell. 439 00:46:39,690 --> 00:46:42,276 For the last year, I've been working with synthesized DNA 440 00:46:42,317 --> 00:46:46,321 in order to create an artificial virus targeted specifically at vampires. 441 00:46:46,405 --> 00:46:48,490 We're calling it DayStar. 442 00:46:48,574 --> 00:46:50,159 Think about it, Blade. 443 00:46:50,868 --> 00:46:53,412 We could wipe 'em all out in one single move. 444 00:46:53,495 --> 00:46:55,205 So what's been holding you back? 445 00:46:55,205 --> 00:46:57,666 The lethality in vampires is still spotty. 446 00:46:57,749 --> 00:47:00,878 The bottom line is we need a better strand of DNA to work with. 447 00:47:01,753 --> 00:47:03,755 We need Dracula's blood. 448 00:47:03,839 --> 00:47:06,425 Because Dracula is the progenitor of the vampire race, 449 00:47:06,550 --> 00:47:08,927 his DNA is still pure. 450 00:47:09,011 --> 00:47:13,557 It hasn't been diluted by a hundred generations of selective mutation. 451 00:47:13,724 --> 00:47:19,479 We get his blood, we can boost DayStar's viral efficacy to 100%. 452 00:47:19,563 --> 00:47:21,773 All the vampires go bye-bye. 453 00:47:22,983 --> 00:47:25,986 So, can we just go right ahead and sign you up 454 00:47:26,069 --> 00:47:28,280 for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings? 455 00:47:34,203 --> 00:47:35,245 Oh. 456 00:47:35,329 --> 00:47:36,663 Holy shit. 457 00:47:36,705 --> 00:47:39,500 Um, gentlemen and hottie, 458 00:47:39,583 --> 00:47:42,377 uh, we have a wide assortment of ass-kickery 459 00:47:42,461 --> 00:47:44,463 for your viewing pleasure today. 460 00:47:44,588 --> 00:47:48,300 Electronic pistol-- comes in a variety of tasty calibers. 461 00:47:49,218 --> 00:47:50,761 Explosive rounds. 462 00:47:50,802 --> 00:47:52,930 Yeah, but with a concentrated burst of UV light 463 00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:54,973 instead of your standard hollow points. 464 00:47:55,057 --> 00:47:56,808 I call 'em sun dogs. 465 00:47:56,850 --> 00:48:00,062 Hedges. Super-size me, sweetheart. 466 00:48:02,606 --> 00:48:04,983 This little pea shooter-- it's a modified version 467 00:48:05,025 --> 00:48:07,778 of the Army's objective individual combat weapon. 468 00:48:07,861 --> 00:48:09,530 Pick your poison-- sun dogs, stakes, 469 00:48:09,655 --> 00:48:11,156 heat-seeking mini rockets. 470 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:14,576 Basically, whatever gets you hard, this puppy'll pump 'em out. 471 00:48:14,618 --> 00:48:17,621 Course, it doesn't have the range of a sword, but... 472 00:48:19,373 --> 00:48:20,457 Oh, God. 473 00:48:20,541 --> 00:48:22,960 Over here, we, um-- 474 00:48:23,001 --> 00:48:26,713 we call this the UV Arc. 475 00:48:26,755 --> 00:48:28,924 Whoa. Sorry. 476 00:48:29,049 --> 00:48:31,885 The two points are connected by a powerful UV laser-- 477 00:48:31,885 --> 00:48:33,971 - Hedges, I'll take it from here. - Yes. 478 00:48:35,597 --> 00:48:37,266 This bad boy is half as hot as the sun. 479 00:48:37,307 --> 00:48:40,644 It can cut through vampires like a knife through butter. 480 00:48:40,727 --> 00:48:44,064 We're still trying to sort out fact from fiction when it comes to Dracula. 481 00:48:44,148 --> 00:48:46,483 Turning into mist? Kinda doubt it. 482 00:48:46,567 --> 00:48:50,028 General shape-shifting? Maybe. 483 00:48:50,737 --> 00:48:53,323 Not into a bat or a wolf or anything like that, 484 00:48:53,448 --> 00:48:57,327 but another human, with practice, could be possible. 485 00:48:58,245 --> 00:49:00,914 Because he wouldn't have a traditional skeletal structure. 486 00:49:00,998 --> 00:49:04,293 Something more like a snake's, with thousands of tiny bones-- 487 00:49:04,334 --> 00:49:07,838 I have a-- I have a question about that, Hedges. 488 00:49:07,921 --> 00:49:09,798 Have you ever been laid? 489 00:49:10,591 --> 00:49:12,342 Many times. 490 00:49:12,384 --> 00:49:13,468 With ladies. 491 00:49:15,429 --> 00:49:17,014 Time for a little pressure. 492 00:49:17,681 --> 00:49:20,392 The weakest link in the vampire chain of command 493 00:49:20,434 --> 00:49:22,561 has always been their familiars. 494 00:49:22,603 --> 00:49:24,855 Since the vampires can't go out in the daylight, 495 00:49:24,980 --> 00:49:27,733 they get the humans to do all their dirty work. 496 00:49:27,816 --> 00:49:29,735 We bleed the wannabes... 497 00:49:30,444 --> 00:49:32,696 Sooner or later, they'll take us right to the real. 498 00:49:33,363 --> 00:49:34,907 I got you some new wheels. 499 00:49:35,032 --> 00:49:36,450 You take care of it now. 500 00:49:42,664 --> 00:49:43,999 She's making playlists. 501 00:49:44,875 --> 00:49:46,960 She likes to listen to MP3s when she hunts. 502 00:49:47,085 --> 00:49:49,463 It's like her own internal soundtrack, you know? 503 00:49:49,546 --> 00:49:53,550 Dark core, trip hop, whatever kids are listening to these days. 504 00:49:54,259 --> 00:49:57,137 Me, I'm more of a David Hasselhoff fan, you know? 505 00:49:58,972 --> 00:50:01,225 Come on, come on like that, ya'll 506 00:50:03,227 --> 00:50:05,312 Come on, come on, like that, y'all 507 00:50:06,396 --> 00:50:08,398 Let me see you say ho 508 00:50:30,254 --> 00:50:32,381 Let me see you say ho 509 00:50:37,344 --> 00:50:41,181 Aah! 510 00:50:45,185 --> 00:50:47,020 Ah! Aah! 511 00:50:52,818 --> 00:50:55,320 Eventually, you know, your head is gonna pop off. 512 00:50:55,404 --> 00:50:57,739 Fuck! No, no! Please, please! Please. 513 00:50:57,823 --> 00:50:59,032 Who's your handler? 514 00:50:59,116 --> 00:51:00,659 I don't know my fucking handler. 515 00:51:00,742 --> 00:51:02,494 I swear. I swear! 516 00:51:02,578 --> 00:51:04,830 Oh, shit! Please! Please! 517 00:51:09,626 --> 00:51:11,128 Oh, it's you. 518 00:51:11,795 --> 00:51:12,921 I'll take that. 519 00:51:13,797 --> 00:51:14,715 Come on! 520 00:51:14,798 --> 00:51:16,383 Let's go! Come on! 521 00:51:20,596 --> 00:51:21,597 Hello? 522 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,764 Hello? 523 00:51:24,391 --> 00:51:26,852 Hello, this is Dr. Vance. You paged me. 524 00:51:28,312 --> 00:51:29,313 It's for you. 525 00:51:29,354 --> 00:51:30,731 Yeah, go ahead. 526 00:51:31,356 --> 00:51:33,025 Hello? 527 00:51:33,066 --> 00:51:35,486 Aah! 528 00:51:36,236 --> 00:51:37,988 You know, at some point, you, uh, 529 00:51:38,071 --> 00:51:40,449 you might want to consider sitting down with somebody. 530 00:51:40,532 --> 00:51:42,493 You know? Have a little share time? 531 00:51:42,534 --> 00:51:44,870 Kick back? Get in touch with your inner child? 532 00:51:44,995 --> 00:51:45,954 That sort of thing? 533 00:51:46,079 --> 00:51:50,542 Also-- just a thought-- but you might wanna consider blinking once in a while. 534 00:51:55,547 --> 00:51:59,635 I'm sorry, I, uh, I ate a lot of sugar today. 535 00:52:16,985 --> 00:52:17,986 Hey. 536 00:52:18,111 --> 00:52:20,322 You just can't walk in here like-- aah! 537 00:52:28,163 --> 00:52:29,331 Excuse me, sir. 538 00:52:36,588 --> 00:52:37,840 Don't do that. 539 00:52:55,691 --> 00:52:56,650 Where's Vance? 540 00:52:56,733 --> 00:52:58,861 I'm sorry, but you can't see Dr. Vance right now. 541 00:53:08,078 --> 00:53:09,246 Sit. 542 00:53:14,126 --> 00:53:15,419 Can I, uh, can I help you? 543 00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:17,629 Remember me? Time for payback. 544 00:53:17,754 --> 00:53:20,048 All right, Vance, what the hell do you know? 545 00:53:22,759 --> 00:53:23,844 Oh, Jesus. 546 00:53:23,886 --> 00:53:25,053 It's him. 547 00:53:25,137 --> 00:53:26,889 Abby. It's Drake! 548 00:53:33,103 --> 00:53:35,230 Aah! 549 00:53:42,529 --> 00:53:45,157 So, you're the hunter they all fear. 550 00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:46,742 I had a feeling about you. 551 00:53:46,783 --> 00:53:48,035 Just shoot him! 552 00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:49,786 Go ahead, Blade. 553 00:53:49,828 --> 00:53:51,121 Show me what you're made of. 554 00:53:51,205 --> 00:53:52,247 Aah! 555 00:55:21,503 --> 00:55:23,964 Aah! Oh, my God! 556 00:55:24,047 --> 00:55:26,175 He got my baby! 557 00:55:26,216 --> 00:55:29,094 Aah! No! My baby! 558 00:56:28,737 --> 00:56:30,948 Ah, careful, Daywalker. 559 00:56:31,031 --> 00:56:32,991 I've been told about you. 560 00:56:33,116 --> 00:56:35,118 Your weakness for humans. 561 00:56:35,202 --> 00:56:36,787 Why'd you kill Vance? 562 00:56:36,870 --> 00:56:39,122 He'd outlived his purpose. 563 00:56:39,665 --> 00:56:40,749 He died a good death. 564 00:56:41,083 --> 00:56:42,751 Quick, clean. 565 00:56:42,876 --> 00:56:44,837 I wouldn't know anything about that. 566 00:56:45,003 --> 00:56:46,338 You will. 567 00:56:48,173 --> 00:56:50,759 How are you able to survive in sunlight? 568 00:56:50,801 --> 00:56:53,136 Haven't you read Stoker's fable? 569 00:56:54,179 --> 00:56:56,849 I was the first of the vampires. 570 00:56:58,350 --> 00:57:00,060 I am unique. 571 00:57:00,185 --> 00:57:01,645 So that's why they brought you back. 572 00:57:01,770 --> 00:57:03,063 Of course. 573 00:57:03,147 --> 00:57:06,275 They believe through me they could become Daywalkers. 574 00:57:11,738 --> 00:57:13,240 Look at them down there. 575 00:57:13,323 --> 00:57:16,201 Scurrying around like insects. 576 00:57:16,785 --> 00:57:20,414 They don't know anything about honor or living by the sword, 577 00:57:20,539 --> 00:57:22,124 not like you and I do. 578 00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:26,170 Do you think they could ever grasp what it means to be immortal? 579 00:57:26,295 --> 00:57:27,588 You're not immortal. 580 00:57:28,338 --> 00:57:31,967 I must've heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. 581 00:57:32,634 --> 00:57:35,512 Each one of them have tasted the end of my sword. 582 00:57:35,596 --> 00:57:37,556 Perhaps I will too, then, 583 00:57:37,639 --> 00:57:41,268 but I think it is more likely the next time we meet, 584 00:57:41,310 --> 00:57:43,645 you fall before mine. 585 00:57:44,521 --> 00:57:45,731 Catch! 586 00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:06,084 Cootchie coo. 587 00:58:08,045 --> 00:58:09,129 Did you see that guy? 588 00:58:09,213 --> 00:58:10,797 We're gonna lose, man. We're gonna-- 589 00:58:10,881 --> 00:58:13,091 Oh! God! 590 00:58:13,133 --> 00:58:15,135 We're gonna fucking lose! 591 00:58:15,594 --> 00:58:16,678 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. 592 00:58:16,845 --> 00:58:18,472 What are you-- what is that? What are you doing? 593 00:58:18,514 --> 00:58:20,015 It's an elastic protein, okay? 594 00:58:20,098 --> 00:58:21,475 It's gonna stop the hemorrhaging. 595 00:58:21,642 --> 00:58:22,768 Okay. 596 00:58:22,810 --> 00:58:23,936 Is it gonna hurt? 597 00:58:24,019 --> 00:58:25,854 Yeah, it's gonna sting a little. 598 00:58:25,896 --> 00:58:27,397 Really? 599 00:58:29,608 --> 00:58:31,652 Fuck me! 600 00:58:31,735 --> 00:58:32,945 Aah! 601 00:58:36,740 --> 00:58:38,575 I had a family once. 602 00:58:39,368 --> 00:58:41,703 Wife, two daughters. 603 00:58:46,124 --> 00:58:48,669 Then a drifter came calling one evening. 604 00:58:50,003 --> 00:58:51,296 A vampire. 605 00:58:52,589 --> 00:58:54,883 He toyed with 'em first. 606 00:58:56,802 --> 00:59:00,806 Tried to make me decide which order they'd die in. 607 00:59:02,099 --> 00:59:04,309 I've been doing this a long time. 608 00:59:04,476 --> 00:59:06,687 Since before you were born. 609 00:59:07,855 --> 00:59:10,190 I don 't want this life for you, Abby. 610 00:59:53,108 --> 00:59:54,485 Hey, Blade. 611 00:59:54,526 --> 00:59:57,154 I got a question for you. 612 00:59:57,237 --> 00:59:59,865 Say we're successful. Say we wipe out all the vampires. 613 00:59:59,907 --> 01:00:01,492 What then, huh? 614 01:00:02,242 --> 01:00:04,161 You ever ask yourself that? 615 01:00:05,245 --> 01:00:06,413 I mean, somehow, 616 01:00:06,455 --> 01:00:11,752 l-- I don't picture you teaching karate at the local Y. 617 01:00:22,554 --> 01:00:24,223 He hates me, doesn't he? 618 01:00:24,306 --> 01:00:25,557 Yeah. 619 01:00:40,489 --> 01:00:41,907 Why do you do that? 620 01:00:42,699 --> 01:00:46,954 Because there's something bad inside of me. 621 01:00:48,497 --> 01:00:50,499 This keeps it from getting out. 622 01:00:50,582 --> 01:00:52,668 Why can't you just be nice? 623 01:00:58,257 --> 01:01:00,634 Because the world isn't nice. 624 01:01:06,390 --> 01:01:07,933 I found where the vampires are working. 625 01:01:08,225 --> 01:01:10,394 Biomedica Enterprises. 626 01:01:10,477 --> 01:01:13,313 They've been buying up all sorts of supplies. 627 01:01:13,397 --> 01:01:14,982 Check it out. 628 01:01:15,983 --> 01:01:17,651 Taq polymerase, 629 01:01:17,776 --> 01:01:20,612 bone marrow growth supplement, 630 01:01:20,654 --> 01:01:23,699 genetic sequencing enzymes. 631 01:01:24,783 --> 01:01:26,451 You want a party favor? 632 01:01:26,535 --> 01:01:28,078 Lucky seven. 633 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:29,746 Silver hollow points. 634 01:01:29,788 --> 01:01:31,373 Done. 635 01:02:00,944 --> 01:02:02,196 You wanted to see me? 636 01:02:03,071 --> 01:02:04,406 We've got trouble. 637 01:02:04,990 --> 01:02:07,242 Doing a little moonlighting, Chief? 638 01:02:07,284 --> 01:02:08,785 Shit! 639 01:02:20,506 --> 01:02:22,007 What are you doing here? 640 01:02:22,549 --> 01:02:23,592 Talk. 641 01:02:25,302 --> 01:02:26,345 Talk. 642 01:02:30,015 --> 01:02:31,433 Spill it! 643 01:02:31,517 --> 01:02:32,684 You know what we're doing. 644 01:02:33,477 --> 01:02:34,853 What's inside? 645 01:02:36,271 --> 01:02:38,315 Aah! 646 01:02:42,694 --> 01:02:45,405 Now, what's behind door number one? 647 01:02:47,449 --> 01:02:49,493 I can't tell you. They-- they'll kill me. 648 01:02:49,535 --> 01:02:51,662 Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you. 649 01:02:51,745 --> 01:02:53,247 I'll just enjoy it better. 650 01:03:01,672 --> 01:03:03,131 You know the routine. 651 01:03:20,107 --> 01:03:21,400 Lights. 652 01:03:24,528 --> 01:03:25,696 God in Heaven. 653 01:03:41,628 --> 01:03:43,297 What is this place? 654 01:03:44,256 --> 01:03:46,341 It's a blood farming facility. 655 01:03:52,472 --> 01:03:56,643 Vampires decided that hunting humans on a piecemeal basis was... 656 01:03:56,685 --> 01:03:58,020 too inefficient. 657 01:03:59,021 --> 01:04:01,982 Why kill your prey when you can keep them alive? 658 01:04:05,194 --> 01:04:07,237 Under optimal conditions, a donor can generate 659 01:04:07,279 --> 01:04:10,115 anywhere from 50 to 100 pints of blood. 660 01:04:10,657 --> 01:04:12,367 Productive. 661 01:04:14,119 --> 01:04:15,662 Where do you get all these people? 662 01:04:17,372 --> 01:04:20,250 They got processing centers in every major city. 663 01:04:20,334 --> 01:04:22,503 At any given time, there's what, 664 01:04:22,628 --> 01:04:26,340 two, three million homeless wandering around America? 665 01:04:26,381 --> 01:04:28,300 They just pull 'em in off the streets. 666 01:04:30,302 --> 01:04:32,054 Nobody cares about them. 667 01:04:33,180 --> 01:04:35,724 We're doing this country a service, really. 668 01:04:38,602 --> 01:04:40,813 Vampire final solution. 669 01:04:41,855 --> 01:04:43,857 Are they aware? 670 01:04:43,982 --> 01:04:45,901 Do they feel anything? 671 01:04:46,735 --> 01:04:48,904 They're in a chemical-induced coma. 672 01:04:48,987 --> 01:04:50,447 They're brain dead. 673 01:04:54,326 --> 01:04:55,702 Look at this. 674 01:04:56,370 --> 01:04:58,080 This the future you want? 675 01:04:58,205 --> 01:05:02,543 Don't you think that they have a place for you in their future? 676 01:05:03,293 --> 01:05:04,920 We don't have a choice! 677 01:05:05,963 --> 01:05:08,423 They're going to win. Can't you see that? 678 01:05:09,007 --> 01:05:10,175 He's come back! 679 01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:12,511 There's nothing stopping them now. 680 01:05:12,636 --> 01:05:14,096 There's me. 681 01:05:15,305 --> 01:05:16,515 Go! 682 01:05:17,766 --> 01:05:19,935 You got 20 seconds. 683 01:05:22,813 --> 01:05:24,231 Twenty. 684 01:05:30,821 --> 01:05:33,115 Shutdown password-- what is it? 685 01:05:33,198 --> 01:05:34,950 Harvest. 686 01:05:36,076 --> 01:05:37,077 Put it in. 687 01:05:53,135 --> 01:05:54,261 Let's go. 688 01:06:06,815 --> 01:06:09,776 Where'd you go? See? I turned my back on you. 689 01:06:09,818 --> 01:06:12,529 - Oh! You win. - One more, one more. 690 01:06:12,613 --> 01:06:16,408 "Now, Nome King, having never tried to be good, 691 01:06:16,492 --> 01:06:19,244 was very bad indeed." 692 01:06:20,370 --> 01:06:23,165 "Having decided to conquer the land of Oz 693 01:06:23,207 --> 01:06:26,877 and to destroy the Emerald City..." 694 01:06:33,759 --> 01:06:35,260 This ain't no video game. 695 01:06:35,427 --> 01:06:36,803 This ain't no video game. 696 01:06:40,891 --> 01:06:41,934 Come on, now. 697 01:07:07,668 --> 01:07:10,712 Dude, you're dead. 698 01:07:18,345 --> 01:07:20,681 Mom, the lights are weird. 699 01:07:22,224 --> 01:07:23,559 What do you mean? 700 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:25,102 They're going on and off. 701 01:07:28,605 --> 01:07:30,232 Guys? 702 01:07:31,692 --> 01:07:34,945 Zoe, I want you to go, and I want you to hide, okay? 703 01:07:34,945 --> 01:07:37,489 Like we talked about. Go on. 704 01:10:15,063 --> 01:10:16,815 Something's not right. 705 01:11:33,016 --> 01:11:34,601 Zoe? 706 01:11:37,771 --> 01:11:38,981 Whistler. 707 01:12:55,432 --> 01:12:56,975 Use it. 708 01:12:59,436 --> 01:13:00,771 Use it. 709 01:13:04,775 --> 01:13:06,902 Use it. 710 01:13:11,740 --> 01:13:14,660 Aah! 711 01:13:28,048 --> 01:13:29,633 Back off, pooch. 712 01:13:33,303 --> 01:13:35,722 Jesus Christ! 713 01:13:37,224 --> 01:13:38,767 What the fuck?! 714 01:13:38,851 --> 01:13:40,185 Good dog. 715 01:13:40,227 --> 01:13:42,771 What the fuck?! 716 01:13:45,983 --> 01:13:47,276 His name's Pac-Man. 717 01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:52,239 We've been porting the vampire gene into other species-- experimenting. 718 01:13:52,281 --> 01:13:56,285 You made a goddamn vampire Pomeranian? 719 01:13:57,703 --> 01:13:58,871 Yeah. 720 01:14:05,002 --> 01:14:06,503 Precious, isn't he? 721 01:14:06,587 --> 01:14:08,839 Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly, 722 01:14:08,881 --> 01:14:10,924 this dog has a bigger dick than you. 723 01:14:12,009 --> 01:14:16,096 And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface? 724 01:14:17,347 --> 01:14:19,016 Ow! 725 01:14:19,057 --> 01:14:21,643 I was talking to her! 726 01:14:25,397 --> 01:14:27,232 Poor King. 727 01:14:28,192 --> 01:14:31,445 You look so distraught! 728 01:14:35,782 --> 01:14:37,242 Give me that chair. 729 01:14:46,376 --> 01:14:48,545 You're tasting a little bland, lover. 730 01:14:48,587 --> 01:14:51,590 Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? 731 01:14:51,632 --> 01:14:54,635 Have you tried lake trout? 732 01:14:54,676 --> 01:14:56,386 Mackerel? 733 01:14:56,512 --> 01:14:59,890 How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck 734 01:14:59,932 --> 01:15:02,017 off the end of my dick? 735 01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:07,147 And how about everyone here not saying the word "dick" anymore? 736 01:15:07,231 --> 01:15:10,025 It provokes my envy. 737 01:15:17,783 --> 01:15:19,701 Tell us about Blade, King. 738 01:15:19,785 --> 01:15:22,454 What's this weapon he's been planning? 739 01:15:23,121 --> 01:15:25,082 I can tell you two things. 740 01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:32,714 One...your hairdo is ridiculous. 741 01:15:33,799 --> 01:15:39,054 Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. 742 01:15:39,096 --> 01:15:40,639 Silent but deadly. 743 01:15:42,099 --> 01:15:44,518 Spit it out, you fucking fruitcake! 744 01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:45,602 All right! Fuck! 745 01:15:45,686 --> 01:15:47,396 I'll tell you about the weapon. 746 01:15:55,821 --> 01:15:57,281 It's a new flavor crystal formula. 747 01:15:57,322 --> 01:15:59,199 Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories. 748 01:15:59,283 --> 01:16:01,118 Plus, it helps prevent tooth decay. There. 749 01:16:10,669 --> 01:16:12,754 You're brave, King. 750 01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:14,298 I'll give you that. 751 01:16:15,424 --> 01:16:19,303 But underneath all that swagger, 752 01:16:19,386 --> 01:16:22,347 I know what you really fear. 753 01:16:22,806 --> 01:16:26,310 What would hurt you more than anything else. 754 01:16:39,698 --> 01:16:44,620 You don't want to go back to being one of us, do you? 755 01:16:53,003 --> 01:16:57,049 I'm gonna bite you again, King. 756 01:16:57,174 --> 01:17:01,929 And I'm gonna leave you here while you turn. 757 01:17:01,970 --> 01:17:05,724 I'm going to watch you day after day 758 01:17:05,808 --> 01:17:10,187 as the thirst keeps building and building. 759 01:17:12,648 --> 01:17:14,233 And then, 760 01:17:14,316 --> 01:17:18,070 when you can't stand it anymore... 761 01:17:23,575 --> 01:17:26,328 ...I'm gonna bring the little girl in here... 762 01:17:27,996 --> 01:17:29,790 ...for you to feed on. 763 01:17:31,708 --> 01:17:33,919 Would you like that, King? 764 01:17:35,504 --> 01:17:38,715 Would you enjoy taking her life? 765 01:17:54,773 --> 01:17:56,775 Now we're getting somewhere, my pet. 766 01:18:18,922 --> 01:18:20,257 Are you all right? 767 01:18:21,550 --> 01:18:23,552 Yeah. I'll be fine. 768 01:18:26,180 --> 01:18:28,140 Don't let it turn inward. 769 01:18:30,434 --> 01:18:33,604 I already has... 770 01:19:32,079 --> 01:19:33,372 He's one of ours. 771 01:19:33,539 --> 01:19:34,957 My name is Caulder. 772 01:19:35,082 --> 01:19:37,084 I'll be your driver this evening. 773 01:19:46,927 --> 01:19:49,388 Sommerfield left you a video message. 774 01:19:53,475 --> 01:19:55,644 If you're watching this, I'm already dead. 775 01:19:56,603 --> 01:20:01,358 If Zoe's alive, I want you to promise me that you'll take care of her, okay? 776 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:04,069 I've been reading her the Oz books every night. 777 01:20:05,237 --> 01:20:07,739 We just started reading The Emerald City of Oz. 778 01:20:07,823 --> 01:20:10,284 You know, the one with the Nome King? 779 01:20:12,953 --> 01:20:16,790 I think I've managed to cultivate a workable strain of the DayStar virus. 780 01:20:16,874 --> 01:20:20,043 As a precaution, I transmitted the genetic sequence to Caulder 781 01:20:20,127 --> 01:20:22,254 in case our main stock was destroyed. 782 01:20:23,046 --> 01:20:25,215 In order for it to achieve maximum lethality, 783 01:20:25,299 --> 01:20:27,634 you're gonna need to interfuse it with Drake's blood. 784 01:20:28,510 --> 01:20:32,389 Now, if it works, every vampire in the immediate vicinity 785 01:20:32,514 --> 01:20:34,016 should die almost instantly. 786 01:20:35,267 --> 01:20:36,810 There's one other thing. 787 01:20:37,352 --> 01:20:40,105 Blade, you need to know 788 01:20:40,230 --> 01:20:42,900 that there's a chance the virus could destroy you, too. 789 01:20:42,941 --> 01:20:44,193 Because you're a hybrid, 790 01:20:44,234 --> 01:20:47,613 l-- I'm not sure if your immune system will be able to tolerate it. 791 01:20:48,822 --> 01:20:53,202 I'm sorry. We just didn 't have enough time to properly test it. 792 01:20:55,787 --> 01:20:59,374 So, shall we take a look at the plague arrow? 793 01:21:00,459 --> 01:21:03,962 I only had time to fabricate a small amount of DayStar. 794 01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:09,885 However, I was able to outfit it. 795 01:21:11,136 --> 01:21:13,347 A compressed gas projectile... 796 01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:20,562 ...that can be shot from one of the four-barrel rifles or a bow. 797 01:21:23,065 --> 01:21:26,652 Either way, you must be sure that the shot counts. 798 01:21:27,569 --> 01:21:30,030 You would simply not have enough for a second shot. 799 01:21:39,957 --> 01:21:41,792 Do you know who I am? 800 01:21:42,209 --> 01:21:43,877 You're the Nome King. 801 01:21:45,337 --> 01:21:46,380 Ah. 802 01:21:46,505 --> 01:21:48,549 The Nome King. 803 01:21:48,590 --> 01:21:50,509 How sweet. 804 01:21:50,634 --> 01:21:53,762 Tell me, child, do you want to die? 805 01:21:53,846 --> 01:21:55,389 I'm not afraid. 806 01:21:55,430 --> 01:21:56,932 I'll go to Heaven. 807 01:21:57,808 --> 01:21:59,017 There is no Heaven. 808 01:21:59,101 --> 01:22:02,521 No God, no angels. 809 01:22:02,563 --> 01:22:05,816 The only thing in your future is nothingness. 810 01:22:05,899 --> 01:22:08,235 But what if you could change that? 811 01:22:08,277 --> 01:22:11,196 What if you could remain a child forever? 812 01:22:12,030 --> 01:22:13,574 Wouldn't you like that? 813 01:22:13,657 --> 01:22:15,659 Wouldn't you accept that gift? 814 01:22:17,286 --> 01:22:19,955 My friends are coming to kill you. 815 01:22:42,603 --> 01:22:44,730 This blood 816 01:22:54,823 --> 01:22:55,991 Wake the night! 817 01:23:03,957 --> 01:23:06,376 It's gonna wake the night 818 01:23:12,174 --> 01:23:13,759 It's gonna wake the night 819 01:23:13,884 --> 01:23:15,636 Wake the night! 820 01:23:15,719 --> 01:23:17,596 This blood 821 01:23:20,808 --> 01:23:22,017 This blood 822 01:23:22,100 --> 01:23:24,520 It's gonna wake the night 823 01:23:24,603 --> 01:23:26,772 This blood 824 01:23:27,981 --> 01:23:29,525 This blood 825 01:23:29,608 --> 01:23:32,236 It's gonna wake the night! 826 01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:48,919 - This blood - Wake the night! 827 01:23:56,218 --> 01:23:57,845 It's gonna wake the night 828 01:24:05,310 --> 01:24:07,271 - This blood - Wake the night! 829 01:24:15,112 --> 01:24:16,780 Wake the night! 830 01:24:16,864 --> 01:24:18,323 This blood 831 01:24:19,491 --> 01:24:21,785 This blood 832 01:24:21,827 --> 01:24:24,037 It's gonna wake the night! 833 01:24:33,422 --> 01:24:35,549 Gonna be sorry you did that. 834 01:24:35,674 --> 01:24:36,633 Why? 835 01:24:39,136 --> 01:24:41,472 Nobody's coming for you, Kingshit. 836 01:24:43,557 --> 01:24:44,600 Sure they are. 837 01:24:45,517 --> 01:24:46,518 God-- 838 01:24:46,602 --> 01:24:52,065 See, one of the things you fuckheads need to know about us Nightstalkers 839 01:24:52,107 --> 01:24:57,571 is that when you join our club, you get all sorts of groovy little door prizes. 840 01:24:57,613 --> 01:25:02,409 And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. 841 01:25:04,453 --> 01:25:05,662 - Bullshit. - Yeah. 842 01:25:08,916 --> 01:25:11,001 See, when one of us goes missing... 843 01:25:12,294 --> 01:25:15,047 ...the others, they just dial up the satellite 844 01:25:15,130 --> 01:25:16,882 which is in space. 845 01:25:16,924 --> 01:25:18,550 And then presto. 846 01:25:19,343 --> 01:25:21,261 Instant cavalry. 847 01:25:22,262 --> 01:25:23,555 You like that, huh? 848 01:25:24,932 --> 01:25:26,266 Go fuck your sister. 849 01:25:26,391 --> 01:25:28,310 Okay, King. 850 01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:33,023 Where is this tracking node of yours? 851 01:25:34,024 --> 01:25:35,609 It's in my left ass check. 852 01:25:37,027 --> 01:25:38,278 Fine. 853 01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:40,113 It's in my right ass cheek. 854 01:25:41,865 --> 01:25:43,951 Okay, I'm-- okay, seriously, now. 855 01:25:45,118 --> 01:25:48,539 It's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. 856 01:25:52,084 --> 01:25:55,003 Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whities and see for yourself. 857 01:25:55,045 --> 01:25:56,046 Enough! 858 01:25:56,129 --> 01:25:57,881 It's not funny anymore! 859 01:25:57,923 --> 01:26:00,551 No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! 860 01:26:00,592 --> 01:26:03,011 But it will be a few seconds from now. 861 01:26:04,304 --> 01:26:07,266 See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now... 862 01:26:08,767 --> 01:26:11,436 ...that's atomized colloidal silver. 863 01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:14,148 It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, 864 01:26:14,231 --> 01:26:16,984 you cock-juggling thundercunt! 865 01:26:26,034 --> 01:26:29,204 Which means the fat lady should be singing 866 01:26:29,246 --> 01:26:32,958 right about now! 867 01:26:41,049 --> 01:26:42,718 This is awkward. 868 01:26:44,553 --> 01:26:46,346 Do you have a cell phone? 869 01:27:10,829 --> 01:27:14,041 Um...a little help here. 870 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:58,460 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 871 01:27:58,585 --> 01:28:00,045 - Where's Zoe? - Drake's got her. 872 01:28:00,087 --> 01:28:01,463 Okay. 873 01:28:05,384 --> 01:28:06,510 Thank you. 874 01:28:07,719 --> 01:28:09,304 I brought your toys. 875 01:28:10,264 --> 01:28:11,640 Try to keep up. 876 01:28:30,826 --> 01:28:32,202 Aah! 877 01:30:19,935 --> 01:30:21,311 Abby! 878 01:30:21,395 --> 01:30:22,437 Hey. 879 01:30:23,939 --> 01:30:25,524 You okay? 880 01:30:25,607 --> 01:30:27,651 Okay. Let's get you out of here. 881 01:30:27,818 --> 01:30:28,986 Watch out! 882 01:30:49,798 --> 01:30:51,842 Fuck me. 883 01:30:54,595 --> 01:30:57,389 Oh, fuck me sideways! 884 01:31:01,351 --> 01:31:02,436 Oh, yeah. 885 01:31:03,103 --> 01:31:05,397 He's a cute little guy, aren't ya? 886 01:31:05,439 --> 01:31:06,607 Good little puppies. 887 01:31:06,690 --> 01:31:08,650 Yeah, you're gonna stay. 888 01:31:08,692 --> 01:31:10,235 You stay. 889 01:31:10,277 --> 01:31:12,529 Oh. There's a pretty smile. 890 01:31:13,113 --> 01:31:14,198 Yeah. 891 01:31:14,281 --> 01:31:15,991 I'm going to, uh... 892 01:31:56,573 --> 01:31:57,950 Hey, dickface. 893 01:31:57,991 --> 01:31:59,868 You seen my dog? 894 01:31:59,952 --> 01:32:01,954 Have you tried the lobby? 895 01:32:04,331 --> 01:32:05,374 Thank you. 896 01:32:11,380 --> 01:32:12,631 Fuck... 897 01:32:12,673 --> 01:32:13,757 Come on, King. 898 01:32:13,841 --> 01:32:15,300 ...this. 899 01:32:32,860 --> 01:32:34,194 Blade. 900 01:32:35,362 --> 01:32:37,030 Ready to die? 901 01:32:39,741 --> 01:32:41,869 I was born ready, motherfucker. 902 01:32:44,705 --> 01:32:46,248 Motherfucker. 903 01:32:46,331 --> 01:32:47,875 I like that. 904 01:32:49,001 --> 01:32:51,253 Aah! 905 01:33:49,269 --> 01:33:51,063 Aah! 906 01:34:05,494 --> 01:34:06,870 Aah! 907 01:34:15,838 --> 01:34:17,798 Aah! 908 01:34:24,429 --> 01:34:26,223 You broke my arm! 909 01:36:22,297 --> 01:36:24,842 Aah! 910 01:38:15,994 --> 01:38:18,413 Are you ready to die, motherfucker? 911 01:39:43,373 --> 01:39:44,708 Give it up. 912 01:39:44,833 --> 01:39:46,335 Come on. Give it up, King. 913 01:39:46,835 --> 01:39:49,129 Give it up. Give it up. 914 01:39:49,171 --> 01:39:50,422 Give it up. 915 01:40:17,533 --> 01:40:18,992 Hang in there, kitten. 916 01:40:18,992 --> 01:40:20,410 I'll get help. 917 01:40:30,838 --> 01:40:32,965 Funny, isn't it? 918 01:40:33,507 --> 01:40:37,803 All this time, my people were trying to create a new kind of vampire, 919 01:40:37,886 --> 01:40:41,056 when one already exists. 920 01:40:42,724 --> 01:40:44,434 I don't need to survive. 921 01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:47,688 The future of our race rests with you. 922 01:40:49,189 --> 01:40:51,024 You fought with honor. 923 01:40:51,066 --> 01:40:52,860 I respect that. 924 01:40:54,319 --> 01:40:56,280 Allow me a parting gift. 925 01:40:57,739 --> 01:40:59,241 But remember this. 926 01:41:00,117 --> 01:41:03,370 Sooner or later, 927 01:41:03,412 --> 01:41:06,915 the thirst always wins. 707 01:44:25,625 --> 01:44:29,625 © anoXmous 01:44:35,583 © anoXmous @ https://thepiratebay.se/user/Zen_Bud