1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:03,420 Did you put the chicken giblets in the pot? 2 00:00:03,430 --> 00:00:04,310 Let go, chef 3 00:00:04,310 --> 00:00:06,840 Thanks for your...cook 4 00:00:07,180 --> 00:00:08,900 Didn't catch the punch line, but it must be funny 5 00:00:08,910 --> 00:00:11,760 Okay, Philip, stuff the wings into the turkey. 6 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,370 Put it on the baking sheet 7 00:00:13,370 --> 00:00:15,740 Listen to you, my little scones 8 00:00:15,740 --> 00:00:18,150 This year I'm in charge of cooking Thanksgiving dinner 9 00:00:18,150 --> 00:00:20,560 Claire has so much confidence in me 10 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,440 But I have help, this app 11 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:25,550 This is international super chef Nigella Lawson 12 00:00:25,550 --> 00:00:27,580 You can even enter a name. It's like she's right next to me. 13 00:00:27,580 --> 00:00:30,450 Use her sexy English accent to teach me every step 14 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,810 Last week I was in the car listening to her teaching how to make pastries. 15 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:36,280 The scene was not suitable for children. We parked the car and took a break. 16 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:38,450 - What's going on? - Great 17 00:00:38,450 --> 00:00:40,470 You should enjoy this Thanksgiving 18 00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:43,510 For the first time, I didn't have to cook when I sat down to eat. 19 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:46,100 No need for oily scalp and dirty face, physical and mental exhaustion 20 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:48,140 Yes, you are finally in a good mood this year 21 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:50,170 Before you said it, I was in a good mood 22 00:00:50,170 --> 00:00:52,600 Mom and Jay send Thanksgiving greetings from Mexico 23 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,740 It turns out Mexico also has Thanksgiving 24 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:56,440 Yeah, I said that too 25 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,030 God we are going to miss Alex so much 26 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,430 I still don’t understand why you gave up the free travel 27 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,070 Because they have 23 Colombian relatives to meet 28 00:01:02,070 --> 00:01:04,900 They call my mom "Quiet and Calm Girl" 29 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:06,950 Hello my family 30 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:07,820 happy thanksgiving 31 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:09,990 Happy birthday tomorrow Luke 32 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:11,340 It's Luke. I didn't forget you. 33 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:13,570 We bought you a big gift in Mexico 34 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:14,830 See you back home 35 00:01:14,830 --> 00:01:16,980 Goodbye bye 36 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:18,320 See you later 37 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:19,640 cut 38 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,080 It’s time for them to believe it, right? 39 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:23,980 Colombia trip canceled 40 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:26,840 The airport runway over there collapsed. 41 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:27,830 That airport is made of mud. 42 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:29,240 Are you sure it's not just the rain that washed down some mud? 43 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,080 We didn't go anywhere. We could have gone to Phil and Claire's place. 44 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,210 But we want to enjoy some quiet time at home 45 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:37,050 Stress-free holiday dinner with no outsiders 46 00:01:37,050 --> 00:01:38,960 We want a cow vacation 47 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,670 But instead of steak, eat turkey. 48 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,130 It's a staycation 49 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:45,820 - What did I say? - "Cow Vacation" 50 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:47,860 It's a staycation 51 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:49,500 Do you want to start with English class 52 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:52,710 A quiet, stress-free dinner? 53 00:01:55,870 --> 00:01:57,570 They actually called her "Quiet and Calm Girl" 54 00:01:58,870 --> 00:02:00,970 -=Garden of Eden American TV series http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- -=Eden Subtitle Station http://ytet.org/=- Produced with honor This subtitle is for learning and communication purposes only. Commercial use is strictly prohibited. 55 00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:04,900 -=YTET-Garden of Eden subtitles group=- Translation: Yimo starve Candy little demon Proofreading: Candy Timeline: YTET- The Tiger Who Loves Fish 720P iTunes:wss0427 56 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,100 modern family Season 6 Episode 8 57 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:14,170 I really have to remember to return the schoolbag to Lily this time. 58 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:18,470 And remember, dear, Mitchell hates raisins. 59 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:19,030 So when filling, be sure not to put 60 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:22,070 I know it's not easy for you to entrust me with this sacred mission. 61 00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:23,600 But you have to believe me 62 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,220 I believe you, I'm just afraid you forget the little details 63 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:28,350 Never forget anything 64 00:02:28,350 --> 00:02:30,160 Let's go, let's go 65 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,720 You two need to go to the grocery store 66 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,850 I forgot to buy green beans, potatoes and cranberry sauce 67 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,300 What's in the crib 68 00:02:40,650 --> 00:02:42,440 What crib? You are the crib? 69 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,440 Shouldn't you be studying? 70 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,150 The midterm exam is over 71 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:46,560 I’ve also finished writing my college application. 72 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,670 I was planning to go cycling 73 00:02:48,970 --> 00:02:50,230 Why do you look so guilty? 74 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:51,460 You are the one who feels guilty 75 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:53,650 Remember I was the debate champion? 76 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:57,750 It's a spare turkey 77 00:02:57,750 --> 00:03:00,180 Just in case your dad messes up 78 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,530 Of course I hope he succeeds 79 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:04,760 But if it fails, this can save the day. 80 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:08,090 Keep it a secret. He will be sad to death knowing that I don't trust him. 81 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:09,890 Interesting 82 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,730 I'm going to college 83 00:03:11,730 --> 00:03:14,840 You even thought of using my crib to keep food warm 84 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,620 Here, honey, this one tastes better 85 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:19,750 Oh my God, are you kidding me? 86 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:20,740 Why is this happening again? 87 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:22,510 What? She said the eggs were too watery? 88 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:24,090 I made waffles 89 00:03:24,090 --> 00:03:25,190 Stop making such a fuss 90 00:03:25,190 --> 00:03:26,270 I've also seen you return food 91 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:27,410 Remember that time in Miami? 92 00:03:27,410 --> 00:03:28,900 First of all, my home is not a restaurant. 93 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:30,690 Secondly, there was a tooth in my soup. 94 00:03:30,690 --> 00:03:31,830 That's a shell 95 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:33,770 There's stuffing inside 96 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:35,990 I don't want to eat waffles 97 00:03:35,990 --> 00:03:37,410 Can I have cereal? 98 00:03:37,410 --> 00:03:38,160 -Of course - Of course not 99 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,850 Of course not Lily 100 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:41,960 You have to finish that waffle 101 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,110 Otherwise, don’t eat breakfast 102 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:45,020 Can I eat while watching TV? 103 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:46,260 - Yes - No 104 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:47,710 Thank you daddy 105 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:49,060 Stingy second dad 106 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:50,270 Okay Okay 107 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:52,730 You give her whatever she wants. Now I am a stingy second dad. 108 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:54,790 - That's not the case - No? 109 00:03:55,210 --> 00:03:56,710 what is this 110 00:03:56,810 --> 00:03:57,950 This is us in her eyes 111 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:59,480 I'm a yelling demon 112 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,620 And you are a good person who cooks with a smile 113 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,390 And is it necessary to put this on the refrigerator? 114 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:07,110 She posted it yesterday after you forced her to tidy up her room. 115 00:04:07,110 --> 00:04:08,630 You even made her brownies 116 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,060 She will turn into a willful, fat little girl 117 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:12,650 Unless you discipline her strictly now 118 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:14,040 Because now she is your friend 119 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,640 I'm a trident-wielding devil 120 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:19,790 I'm standing right in front, right? 121 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:22,010 Yeah, I just happened to be holding a fork. 122 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:23,200 long story short 123 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,600 Pour it out. It's cranberry sauce. 124 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,200 But when you cut it open, it becomes cranberry jelly 125 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:31,620 I've driven to the highest speed 126 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:34,000 Are those socks in your sleeves? 127 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,180 I washed the clothes at your house this morning 128 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:37,890 You don’t have dryer sheets at home 129 00:04:37,890 --> 00:04:40,150 I like staying at your house, but it feels like camping 130 00:04:42,810 --> 00:04:44,020 I'm sorry 131 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:45,230 I didn't touch anything 132 00:04:45,230 --> 00:04:46,990 No, I encountered something 133 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:47,860 You also have breasts, but 134 00:04:47,860 --> 00:04:49,110 Why don't you sound the horn? 135 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,920 Wouldn't it be worse if I pressed it? 136 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:56,140 Philip massages chest and legs with olive oil 137 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:58,410 I'm new to this, but I'll listen to you 138 00:04:58,410 --> 00:05:01,780 Before filling, you have to remove the jewelry 139 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,190 Are you saying you want to take off your wedding ring? 140 00:05:05,170 --> 00:05:07,320 You naughty girl 141 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,060 who are you talking to 142 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:09,370 I don’t have anyone. 143 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:10,880 I won't give up these 20 years 144 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,290 Is the salad burnt? 145 00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:15,590 I bought it all, including the so-called cranberry sauce. 146 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:16,290 so fast 147 00:05:16,290 --> 00:05:18,440 speed 70 miles per hour 148 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:21,240 Philip with oiled cheese 149 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,110 Cover the chest and legs 150 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:24,410 This sounds so strange 151 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:25,570 You're the weird one 152 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,420 I don't want to be hiding in the garage like this 153 00:05:29,420 --> 00:05:32,030 Secretly hiding the turkey in the crib 154 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,290 Being a backup isn't fun. 155 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:35,680 You don't have to say it 156 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,000 Before you get home from get off work every day 157 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,110 I'm responsible for keeping Luke safe 158 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:41,360 I saw him running with scissors 159 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:42,940 are you jealous of them 160 00:05:42,950 --> 00:05:43,740 Is this the case for you too? 161 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:44,940 Of course, commonplace 162 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:47,690 Please, while you and I are busy shouldering family responsibilities 163 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:51,020 Passers-by A and B had a really good time 164 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:54,650 "Invention worth billions" 165 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:57,520 Tickle Helmet 166 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,430 This is so classic 167 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:06,010 look at this 168 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:07,660 Isn’t this modified by dad? 169 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:09,540 A shirt cannon for Luke to deliver newspapers? 170 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:11,850 Yeah, that's a good idea, right? 171 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:16,980 Why can't we both just relax? 172 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:18,820 Have fun like them 173 00:06:18,990 --> 00:06:19,880 I agree 174 00:06:19,990 --> 00:06:21,360 Let's be idiots too 175 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,940 OK. Congratulations. 176 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:26,010 Well said 177 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,100 What are you busy with in there? 178 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:30,160 No, no, nothing 179 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,640 It's not what you see 180 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:32,650 - Really? - That's right 181 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:35,480 because it seems 182 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,450 It's me who takes on the cooking duties so that my girls can 183 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:41,320 Put down the burden and enjoy it 184 00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:44,380 It seems you also found newspaper cannons 185 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:46,950 Oh no 186 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:50,580 Oh my God, come again 187 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:51,660 This is an accident 188 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:53,750 Accidents don't happen twice, pervert 189 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:58,660 Honey, hurry up, it's time to go 190 00:06:58,660 --> 00:06:59,570 ready 191 00:06:59,570 --> 00:07:02,470 No, honey, we bought beautiful new dresses for Thanksgiving. 192 00:07:02,470 --> 00:07:03,830 But I want to wear this 193 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:05,890 Cameron he wants to wear that 194 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:07,600 Any ideas? 195 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:12,290 Lily We are all dressed formally 196 00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:14,120 You don't want to be rude, right? 197 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,990 I should wear what I want to wear 198 00:07:15,990 --> 00:07:17,320 Okay, honey, listen. 199 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:21,620 I'm afraid we need you to put on a skirt before we leave. 200 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:22,980 ok 201 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:24,200 Did you see it? 202 00:07:24,850 --> 00:07:26,140 You want me to solve the problem by throwing a tantrum 203 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:27,590 I have a more effective way 204 00:07:27,590 --> 00:07:29,940 when you tell your child 205 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,680 I will respect your thoughts when 206 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,730 The child will tell you... 207 00:07:36,230 --> 00:07:38,740 I didn't throw away the tag. I'll return the skirt on Monday. 208 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:41,570 Are you dumbfounded now? I told you to show off your shame. 209 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:43,130 - Lily - Just tell me to put it on 210 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,500 I'm wearing it. Let's go. 211 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:48,950 We can't spoil her like this 212 00:07:48,950 --> 00:07:50,770 Trust me, I have another way 213 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:51,610 Really? 214 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:53,550 Our daughter now looks like a Vietnamese version of Annie Hall 215 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,900 Mitchell, I would tell her not to rely on her for everything. 216 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,090 Well, we are too embarrassed to go out now. 217 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:04,010 Where did she learn to honk the horn randomly? 218 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:06,650 Claire picks her up from meditation class every Monday 219 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,880 Turkey roasted well 220 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,690 This can be a new Thanksgiving tradition 221 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:13,840 What? Are you playing hide and seek with your family? 222 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,460 If the Indians had known how to hide, 223 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:16,700 Maybe we won't be colonized. 224 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,640 Just have some independent space of your own 225 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,080 Although I love them deeply 226 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,430 But the Kennedy family is not as close as ours. 227 00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:24,610 - Don't you feel guilty? - Why is there? 228 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:27,230 Is it because I didn’t drink 30-year-old whiskey with Phil? 229 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,590 He mixed whiskey with 7-up and drank it 230 00:08:30,590 --> 00:08:32,060 What a waste of resources 231 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:33,650 Don't let the power go out here 232 00:08:33,650 --> 00:08:34,960 It should be fine. The porch light is still on. 233 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,340 Turkey arrives 234 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:37,870 They had dinner here instead 235 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:39,800 All fools know 236 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:42,330 Luke stuffs the turkey in the oven 237 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:44,200 Although it took a while, if the temperature is adjusted to 550 degrees 238 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,720 Turkey should be on the table for dinner 239 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:47,820 Follow your orders Chef 240 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:50,230 How's it going? 241 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,140 After a slight delay, everything is fine now 242 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,130 take it easy 243 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:55,290 i trust you completely 244 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:57,110 You have your little helper 245 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,050 I have mine 246 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:02,290 thank you 247 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:05,180 When are you going to sneak home and get the spare turkey? 248 00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:05,990 have confidence 249 00:09:05,990 --> 00:09:07,280 You really don’t have to worry about Dad roasting the turkey. 250 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,320 Have confidence in me 251 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,720 It's in Lily's schoolbag. It's in the trunk. 252 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:12,710 What a nonsense 253 00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:15,300 Just go downstairs and tell them we're still home. 254 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:16,360 are you kidding 255 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,700 We video chatted with them from Mexico 256 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:20,760 We lie to their faces 257 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:24,030 Is this something that can be solved by just going downstairs and paying for it? 259 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,450 Let me ask you, do you think it’s useful? 260 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:28,450 My wallet is downstairs 261 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:30,140 Manny knows I carry my wallet with me wherever I go 262 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:31,830 My wallet and keys are also on the bar. 263 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:33,860 The cigar I just smoked is also there. 264 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,040 Maybe you're right 265 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,280 Come on, everyone, let’s take a photo together 266 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,950 I always feel I'm right 267 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:53,870 I'll have a scotch 268 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:55,980 Does anyone know where Jay put Qixi? 269 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:00,570 OK 270 00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:02,300 Phil calm down 271 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,700 After moving it over, the casserole was ruined. 272 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:06,150 The cookies are still hard 273 00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:08,650 There is still a film on the broth Like a farmer's tanned neck 274 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,430 Philip, the onions should be put in hot water. 275 00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:11,690 Yes, it's in hot water 276 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:13,440 Chef, she just wants to help 277 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,160 You are right, there is hope 278 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:17,870 It's also possible to make a hearty dinner... 279 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:19,490 I put the decorative flowers in the trunk 280 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:20,710 will wither 281 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,030 where are you going 282 00:10:23,030 --> 00:10:24,340 - Is everything going well? - no problem 283 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:26,060 I left the flowers in the trunk 284 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:27,050 where are you going 285 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,010 I'm going to get some ice cubes 286 00:10:28,010 --> 00:10:29,110 I'll get it for you 287 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:30,350 Okay I'll get the flowers 288 00:10:30,350 --> 00:10:31,840 I'll put the ice bucket on that table 289 00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:33,270 I put the flowers there too 290 00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:34,300 OK 291 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:43,010 No 292 00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:46,960 I'm so sorry. I had a seizure earlier. 293 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,480 You're definitely not a pervert 294 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,690 - Come for a hug - It's okay 295 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:50,900 - No thanks - Hug 296 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:51,870 It's really okay 297 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,630 What is this 298 00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:56,210 - Nothing - No 299 00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:57,880 At first glance it seems... 300 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,440 Oh my God, you took my underwear. 301 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,750 No, uh, yes, it's not what you think. 302 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,370 The underwear is tucked in my pants. 303 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:06,400 Is there something wrong with you? 304 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,900 I know you like me, but this is too perverted 305 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,140 I used to like you but not anymore 306 00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:12,540 I'm just unlucky 307 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,070 Just take your underwear and leave quickly 308 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,670 This is a reenactment of the traditional Thanksgiving scene 309 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:19,620 Trade underwear for corn? 310 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,040 OMG 311 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:23,150 That's not bad either 312 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,760 Yes, we have wine 313 00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:26,690 Joe plays with his blocks 314 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,110 So happy 315 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,390 Why are you going to my dad's bedroom? 316 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,680 What a joke 317 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,410 Lily thinks she can wear whatever she wants if we... 318 00:11:36,410 --> 00:11:38,660 I'm not wearing my dad's ugly casual clothes. 319 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:40,300 Don't be nervous if you don't wear your dad's clothes. 320 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,900 Do you remember when we picked her up last year? 321 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,380 We had dinner at Claire's house that day 322 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:44,610 Then dress up as a young woman 323 00:11:44,610 --> 00:11:46,700 Attended Pepper’s party for post-80s young ladies and she went crazy 324 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,200 Do you want to wear Gloria's dress? 325 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,920 Don't interrupt. You know that's not what I mean. 326 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,640 ok sorry 327 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,810 We both need to wear it 328 00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:55,150 No, I'm not wearing it 329 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:57,650 Mitchell: It’s not shocking if I wear it alone. 330 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:00,250 I promise, if this trick doesn't work, I'll just listen to you. 331 00:12:00,910 --> 00:12:03,370 The only thing that attracts me is that I love looking through other people’s closets 332 00:12:03,370 --> 00:12:04,780 Mitchell, focus. 333 00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:07,170 She always dresses conspicuously 334 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,040 I might have looked pretty if I wore it a few years ago. 335 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,400 But now she is old and yellow and is no longer suitable to wear. 336 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,330 She just wants someone to slap her ass 337 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:15,840 No, that's what your father did 338 00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:18,580 You actually told him this? 339 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:20,360 If only I could have a wardrobe like this 340 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,930 I'll stay in there and won't come out. 341 00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:23,320 You can stay in the closet later. 342 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,440 Quickly resolve this matter 343 00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:30,050 What do those poisonous little girls think? 344 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,510 Just tell me face to face 345 00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:32,600 One code to one code 346 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,920 You heard them too. They're coming back. 347 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,200 Let's escape quickly 348 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,100 Where to escape? 349 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,380 Let's sneak down the back stairs 350 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:38,580 Then go around to the front door 351 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:41,180 Pretend we came back early to spend the holidays with our family 352 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:43,210 Hurry, grab your coat and baby bag 353 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:45,630 I'll find some suitcases. Meet me at the door. 354 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,250 Baby, what are you looking at? 355 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,670 What are you wearing? 356 00:13:05,670 --> 00:13:06,670 It must be from Dolce & Gabbana. 357 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:07,550 She asked about what she was wearing, not the brand. 358 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,520 Do you still want to walk on the red carpet and look like a socialite? 359 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,820 Just like you, wear your skirt outside. 361 00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:13,210 I forgot 362 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,760 If you're unhappy, let's wear a skirt. 363 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,430 Yes 364 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,880 We shouldn't make her feel bad 365 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,040 But you should wear whatever you want 366 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,880 What should I do now? 367 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,810 I actually stuffed it into Gloria's skirt 368 00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:28,660 Bedse, that's a maternity gown. 369 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:32,900 Just tell them this, and the three of us will catch the noon flight back. 370 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,540 And...what about Joe? 371 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,570 I thought you were taking him with you 372 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:37,960 I'm carrying two suitcases 373 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,300 Those are all empty 374 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,860 How could you go back like this without taking... 375 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,260 That little turkey 376 00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:43,720 Don't worry about calling our son turkey. 377 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,750 No, I mean the little turkey I roasted 378 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,770 Still in the oven 379 00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:47,790 So be it 380 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:51,470 I said I would take Joe back for a nap 381 00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:52,960 You get the turkey out 382 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,100 You're still angry with me for forgetting to bring Joe 383 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,320 But when it comes to your roasted turkey, you... 384 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,770 I don’t have time to argue with you about this. 385 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:02,080 If Lily doesn't mind this, we should change clothes. 386 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,200 Lily might also consider changing... 387 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,890 Hello everyone, my loved ones 388 00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:08,500 I missed you so much that we came back early 389 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,390 I saw your car parked outside 390 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,870 Are you moving here and having a party? 391 00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,460 Yes 392 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,110 Dad, let me explain... 393 00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:15,520 The reason why we wear skirts... 394 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,690 Just do whatever you like 395 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,410 I quickly sent the little guy to bed 396 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:20,730 He was very sleepy all the way back. 397 00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:21,550 my god 398 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,000 He's fine. Look, he's not crying. 399 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,610 Not crying is not necessarily a good thing 400 00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:26,390 I took my luggage directly to be washed. 401 00:14:26,390 --> 00:14:28,770 Mexico is getting dirty 402 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,980 Our dad and Gloria seem to have no problem with us wearing skirts. 403 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:33,910 It's like it's commonplace 404 00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:37,090 Since it’s okay for grandpa, it’s okay for me too 405 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,810 Cranberry jam is good 406 00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:06,230 The gravy is also stewed 407 00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:07,380 Thanks to the chef 408 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,150 Baby carrots can also be prepared in time 409 00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:10,300 It’s really hard to cook 410 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,380 Now Phillip for the last time 411 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:14,650 Gently brush the chicken thighs 412 00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:17,130 I will miss the little British voice 413 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,680 But it’s time to get done 414 00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:22,680 No 415 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,470 What's the matter 416 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:26,560 The oven temperature is too high and the turkey shrinks 417 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,940 Became so small 418 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:35,500 How can such a pigeon-sized turkey be enough for 11 people? 419 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,010 Dad, are you okay? 420 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:37,880 Very good 421 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,790 Finally put the finishing touches and you can start eating. 422 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:42,670 Good 423 00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:46,610 Something happened to turkey 424 00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:47,930 The spare turkey is in Lily’s schoolbag 425 00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:49,000 Bring it here and I'll take care of the rest. 426 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,360 I'm full of energy now 427 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,390 Hey, I want to try to apologize one more time. 428 00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:55,230 It's okay, it's all my fault 429 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,890 No, it's just an accident 430 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,630 - We're fine - Thanks 431 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,590 Just say it in one sentence 432 00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:02,700 What people say when they are excited 433 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,230 Not necessarily everything is true 434 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,900 I know you don't really think I'm a pervert 435 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,010 That's it 436 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,960 And that sentence 437 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,640 You said you are no longer interested in me 438 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,290 I promise it's really gone 439 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:12,840 Manny, don't do this. 440 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,190 We still need to clear up all the past grievances. 441 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,570 I swear, I hardly look at you now 442 00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:17,590 When did this start? 443 00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:18,670 Is it because I dyed my hair? 444 00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,220 Looks like I'm very uninspired, right? 445 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:21,050 Does anyone else feel the same way? 446 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:25,340 Haley you are a beautiful woman 447 00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:28,740 You will break the hearts of many men besides me. 448 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,200 You want to hug me, right? 449 00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:35,720 I'm so sorry 450 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,900 We need to find a small tray and find a way to make this turkey look bigger. 451 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,900 Just use a teacup tray. 452 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:49,600 Add this box of turkey sandwiches 453 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,500 It seems to have expired 454 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,430 But the shelf life is just a suggestion, right? 455 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:53,950 I want to feed everyone with bread first 456 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:57,140 Now Philip teaches you what to do with leftovers 457 00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:59,430 Why did the goddess Yingyin turn into a devil? 458 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,970 Have you made it clear with our daughter? 459 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:04,360 It's a holiday today and I don't want to... 460 00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:05,920 Forget it, I'll tell her 461 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,150 I will always be the evil one in my family 462 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:10,310 Because you are afraid that your daughter will not like you 463 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:11,610 But do you remember it well? 464 00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:14,170 One of my parents has been my friend since I was little 465 00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:16,050 The other one has always been a villain 466 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,930 Guess which one is still in my life now? 467 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,910 Would you like some delicious homemade bread? 468 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:22,430 This looks like just ordinary white bread. 469 00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:24,770 I see you two drank a lot. Eat some bread and smoke the bar. 470 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:26,000 Really? 471 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,850 Alex wait a minute 472 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:29,870 Lily 473 00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:31,500 Alex brought your schoolbag 474 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,240 Why don't you put your schoolbags in our car? 475 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,400 Wait a moment 476 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,380 No Lily 477 00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,040 It's okay. I'll let you go now. 478 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,040 Alex put down his backpack 479 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,080 Mom help me 480 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,690 Lily, you can't just wear whatever you want. 481 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,200 You can’t be picky about breakfast and you can’t do whatever you want 482 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,880 Now, put your schoolbags on your back and put them in our car. 483 00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:50,680 So heavy 484 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,140 That's terrible 485 00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,260 Daddy will never carry your schoolbag for you again 486 00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:57,150 The new trend is good 487 00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:01,160 Look, I said it too harshly. 488 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,240 God, what's in this? 489 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,710 No 490 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,540 Claire, why did we end up in your school bag? 491 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:08,980 There's a whole roasted turkey 492 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,260 Yeah Claire why? 493 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,320 did you make a spare turkey 494 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,390 Because you never trusted me from the beginning to the end 495 00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:14,570 I thought it might be something like that... 496 00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:16,420 What, did I screw up holiday dinner? 497 00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:17,600 You know what, I kinda want it 498 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,530 Pack up the delicious meal I cooked and leave 499 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,720 It's time to eat 500 00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:23,710 I don't quite understand 501 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,320 Is this one per person? 502 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,470 I just want to help you when you are in trouble 503 00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:31,130 Top it with my turkey, you see... 504 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:31,840 you touched 505 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,860 Then you can share your share with Alex and Haley. 506 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:36,030 Dark cuisine is just right for your dark, distrustful soul. 507 00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:36,690 Phil 508 00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:38,590 This is a brand new little schoolbag. 509 00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:40,690 Now it's full of turkey juices 510 00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:41,920 Okay, stop yelling. 511 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,380 Can you please stop making trouble? 512 00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:45,720 Today is Thanksgiving 513 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,720 Tomorrow is Luke's birthday again 514 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,820 By the way, there's also my gift in this box. 515 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,990 That's what's in the video 516 00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:53,680 don't open 517 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,190 What the hell? 518 00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:58,430 Congratulations Luke 519 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,060 You are finally an adult 520 00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:02,680 In our country, boys turn 16 521 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,900 will receive a turkey as a gift 522 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,840 Wait, you guys haven't come back yet by the time of the video. 523 00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:09,390 Are you going to bring the turkey back in four days? 524 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,660 this is tradition 525 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:14,510 How do you get this through customs? 526 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,820 Is this tradition? 527 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:19,290 Customs also respects traditional 528 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:20,180 Wait 529 00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:22,360 I know this turkey 530 00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:24,280 I've been greasing this chicken breast all day today 531 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,010 this is my guy 532 00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:27,720 Grilled just to perfection 533 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:28,790 Try it Claire 534 00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:32,160 Wait, why did Dad's turkey end up in the suitcase? 535 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,890 Where did this little turkey come from? 536 00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:35,000 And how did you know you were going home? 537 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,330 Dinner was originally scheduled to be at Claire’s house 538 00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:37,730 Okay, okay 539 00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,390 Stop going up and down one after another 540 00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:41,530 Our flight was canceled at the last minute 541 00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:44,680 We want to keep it a secret, so we can avoid it. 542 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,110 Avoid what? 543 00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:47,810 Thanksgiving craze 544 00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:50,070 Stressful and noisy 545 00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:52,610 And these two are walking around in skirts 546 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:53,840 - Just this once - We don't wear skirts at home 547 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,490 I know Thanksgiving is hard for family who live far away 548 00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:58,240 It's a big day to get together 549 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,810 But our family is together all day long 550 00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:04,870 Why don't you take the turkey in your suitcase home? 551 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,730 You bring your spare tire 552 00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:08,670 Let's just order a pizza and call it a day. 553 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:10,170 - Okay, that sounds good. - no problem 554 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:11,440 No 555 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,410 I should be the least qualified to say that 556 00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:15,770 We can't just ignore Thanksgiving. 557 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:18,210 Time flies 558 00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:21,710 Yesterday Manny was still crazy about me, but today he doesn't feel anything anymore 559 00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,610 Maybe one day Alex will have a boyfriend 560 00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:25,920 I'm going to spend the holidays with my boyfriend and his family. 561 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,430 This point can be discussed again. 562 00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:29,980 I want to say I love our crazy family 563 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,730 I want to spend the holidays with you all 564 00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:36,390 If you really want to avoid it, just avoid Christmas. 565 00:20:36,390 --> 00:20:38,060 Okay, that's it. 566 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,210 Christmas is over 567 00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:43,120 My sister has already planned to go to Cabo with her friends for Christmas. 568 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,090 I have to leave the house and take a breather. 569 00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:50,450 How could we eat all three turkeys? 570 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,880 Hopefully next year Thanksgiving will be on Friday 571 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,580 I can sleep through the whole weekend 572 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,960 Mom, why don't you tell me this? I'm exhausted. (Thanksgiving is the fourth Thursday in November each year) 573 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,100 It seems you are really tired 574 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,620 Phil, stop pretending. 575 00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:06,320 Dear, if you want to dance, just dance 576 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,060 But you can’t deceive others either 577 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,260 Whip Philip hard 578 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:12,340 until the egg whites become hard 579 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:13,440 It's so funny. I don't know why... 580 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,250 Are your cheeks flushed? 581 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,530 What's going on? 582 00:21:16,530 --> 00:21:18,490 Now sit in cold water (recipe refers to protein paste) 583 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,030 I was about to suggest that you take some cold water to sober up. 584 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,690 -=Garden of Eden American TV series http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- -=Eden Subtitle Station http://ytet.org/=- Produced with honor This subtitle is for learning and communication purposes only. Commercial use is strictly prohibited. 585 00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:24,690 -=YTET-Garden of Eden subtitles group=- Translation: Yimo starve Candy little demon Proofreading: Candy Timeline: YTET- The Tiger Who Loves Fish 720P iTunes:wss0427 586 00:21:24,690 --> 00:21:26,690 modern family Season 6 Episode 8