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Watch this
contestant attack his slice.

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And it's a new record!

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It's a battle to consume

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the most watermelon

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in the shortest time.

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This one wants the plate too!

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And now for the
pip-spitting competition.

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This contestant's meager performance

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causes general hilarity.

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Even the children beat him.

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This one has the knack,

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he spits it more than 30 feet!

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But with no front teeth,

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you drop your pip before you spit!

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The price of watermelon
is now so low

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that it's more profitable

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to sell the juice
and the market is awash!

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Guess the price of a 24 oz. Jug?

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15 Taiwan dollars.

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Cheaper than mineral water!

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Everybody's drinking it

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and now ex-congressmen
want in on the market.

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Look at the figures:

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This juice bar

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is taking in 50,000 dollars a day.

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That's a cool

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1,500,000 dollars per month.

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And watermelon can open your heart!
It's the ideal way to send a message.

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Of course

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In this summer day

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There's no better
or cheaper method!

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It lets you express

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what you can't say out loud.

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There's a whole lovers' code:

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A small yellow one

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means you're just good friends.

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A big red one

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means you're wildly in love.

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And regular melons,

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despite their small size,

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are reserved

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for the most ardent passion!

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Here you see

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a group of students,

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too shy to declare their love,

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going out with "guardian angels"

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friends dressed as watermelons

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to deliver watermelons

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to the girls' dormitories.

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When the girls receive them

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they blush,

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and their hearts swell with pride.

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The river bed is almost dry,

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even upstream.

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These low rain levels

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don't normally occur until February.

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The dry weather covers a wide area:

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The vast majority of rivers

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are affected.

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A severe drought

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can therefore be expected.

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Weather patterns in recent years

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and low water stocks

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are fueling the sense of alarm.

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Invest in buckets to store water!

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We are going to
suffer a serious drought.

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But water, buy bucket, keep water.

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Our sales are up 150%.

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Business is booming.

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Get your water buckets here!
Top quality guaranteed!

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The Yilan mineral water company

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has trebled its output.

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Two-gallon flagons
are especially in demand.

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Not only flagons,

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Suppliers of water-coolers
are also delighted

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and have stepped up deliveries
to 7 days a week.

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Taiwan is in the grips of panic

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over the widespread drought.

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The main reservoir
has become a cause for concern.

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The water level,

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which is still falling,
is now only 107 feet.

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Taps are dry from 2 pm to 10 pm

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and everyday life is in turmoil.

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What are you looking for?

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My keys.

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Ain't no keys here.

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Move out of the way.
Don't stand there.

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Listen, lady,
there ain't no keys here.

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It's dangerous.

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We got work to do.

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There ain't no keys.

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Stop hanging around.

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There ain't no keys, I said.

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The strategy from Congress

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is to invoke higher authority.

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Taiwan is so dry

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May there be rains from on high

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From our people and Congress,
hear our cry!

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Do you want rain in Taiwan?

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Yes.

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Do you want rain in Taiwan?

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Yes.

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What's up?

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She's got ants.

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Here.

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No nightingale's sweet tune
No flowers in bloom

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Can soothe my heart so blue

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I look out from my room
Amid my gloom

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And there alone is a half-moon

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No bright shining star
No cloud from afar

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Only in my dreams do I find you

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I've only my memories
to carry me through

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And there alone is that half-moon

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The poor moon's torn apart

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It's lost half its heart

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Is it shining down there on you?

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Our old dreams
never will come true

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Cold neon lights
Long shadows in the night

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They make my lonesome soul so blue

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The night breeze stirs in my room

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And still alone is that half-moon

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The night breeze stirs in my room

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And still alone is that half-moon

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Are you still selling watches?

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The first day that we met

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We knew we never would forget

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This everlasting love
Such unforgettable love

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Like the two wings of a dove

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Side by side up above

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Look at me,

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don't be sulky, don't be sulky

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I'll be everything you need

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The first day that we met

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We knew we never would forget

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This everlasting love

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Such unforgettable love

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As two trees grow intertwined

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The highest love we will find

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Look at me,

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stand by me, stand by me

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I'll be everything you need

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The first day that we met

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We knew we never would forget

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This everlasting love

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Such unforgettable love

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As two trees grow intertwined

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The highest love we will find

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Look at me,

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stand by me, stand by me

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I'll be everything you need

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The first day that we met

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We knew we never would forget

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This everlasting love

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Such unforgettable love

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00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:15,130
How could we forget
The day that we met

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No more water?

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00:44:20,601 --> 00:44:22,029
I don't believe this!

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00:44:28,056 --> 00:44:29,201
Go get some!

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00:44:30,104 --> 00:44:31,445
Get a move on!

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00:44:49,464 --> 00:44:50,839
I can't find my eyelashes!

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00:45:01,687 --> 00:45:02,734
Can you see my lashes?

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What?

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00:46:38,454 --> 00:46:41,934
I haven't a sou

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00:46:42,517 --> 00:46:45,451
But a heart, yes I do

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And this heart, I tell you

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Is loving and warm

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00:47:01,046 --> 00:47:07,755
But so sad and forlorn

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00:47:08,757 --> 00:47:13,133
I've been so often betrayed

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By men brutal and jaded

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So often degraded

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00:47:29,908 --> 00:47:33,257
And so, come what may
I'd throw everything away

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00:47:33,749 --> 00:47:40,655
Rather than lead my heart astray

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I haven't a sou

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I'd sell my soul too

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00:48:04,627 --> 00:48:11,568
To keep my heart true

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To keep my heart true

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00:48:43,763 --> 00:48:50,474
I haven't a sou

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I'd sell my soul too

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00:48:58,579 --> 00:49:05,255
To keep my heart true

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00:49:06,451 --> 00:49:12,943
To keep my heart true

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I crawl out of bed
And shake my sleepy head

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Suddenly it dawns on me
I got the whole day free

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I have a date with lovely Chen,
I must look good, but then

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I see my shoes, what a fright
The left foot's on the right!

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00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:06,407
Already I am running late
I mustn't make her wait

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00:58:06,792 --> 00:58:09,989
I see her with her back to me
She looks like harmony

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00:58:10,441 --> 00:58:13,540
To show her that I think she's bliss
I plant a big wet kiss

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00:58:13,928 --> 00:58:17,246
She turns around and punches me
It wasn't Chen, you see

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00:59:05,064 --> 00:59:08,292
Later comes the real Miss Chen
It's way past 12 by then

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00:59:08,648 --> 00:59:12,030
I tell her that I hate to wait
And ask her why she's late

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00:59:12,423 --> 00:59:15,652
She still has slippers on
Her skirt is hitched up wrong

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00:59:15,911 --> 00:59:19,260
Turns out that she's as scared as me
And nervous as can be

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Oh what fun we had that day
The time just slipped away

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We danced and had a walk
And sat down for a talk

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00:59:45,158 --> 00:59:48,323
But when I see it's time to go
Oh, what a fearful blow

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00:59:48,742 --> 00:59:52,420
She wasn't Chen, her name was
Hsiao And she thought I was Zhao

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01:06:27,007 --> 01:06:28,185
The cap's inside the Japanese girl.

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01:06:30,047 --> 01:06:31,062
Lin

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01:06:35,967 --> 01:06:37,146
What do you want?

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01:06:39,135 --> 01:06:40,476
Fish that cap out.

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01:10:20,027 --> 01:10:21,368
Need a hand?

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01:11:02,618 --> 01:11:07,222
Don't look down, don't look back

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01:11:07,610 --> 01:11:10,609
Look straight ahead
and find your track

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01:11:11,289 --> 01:11:14,322
Follow it with a fearless stride

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01:11:14,650 --> 01:11:17,814
And happiness will be your prize

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01:11:18,233 --> 01:11:21,364
Gently let your spirits rise

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01:11:21,818 --> 01:11:24,883
Walk straight
on with head held high

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01:11:25,306 --> 01:11:28,403
All obstacles you'll put aside

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01:11:28,761 --> 01:11:33,399
For happiness you need to strive

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01:11:38,202 --> 01:11:43,057
Be sure to keep
your eyes on the goal

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01:11:43,193 --> 01:11:46,358
And share your joy with one and all

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01:11:46,808 --> 01:11:49,974
Follow the path with fearless stride

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01:11:50,330 --> 01:11:53,559
And happiness will be your prize

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01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:57,009
Gently let your spirits rise

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01:11:57,497 --> 01:12:00,465
Walk straight
on with head held high

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01:12:00,984 --> 01:12:04,182
All obstacles you'll put aside

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01:12:04,505 --> 01:12:09,621
For happiness you have to strive

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01:12:14,008 --> 01:12:18,515
Don't look down, don't look back

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01:12:18,969 --> 01:12:22,002
Look straight ahead
and find your track

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01:12:22,297 --> 01:12:25,744
Follow it with a fearless stride

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01:12:26,072 --> 01:12:29,203
And happiness will be your prize

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01:12:29,432 --> 01:12:32,848
Gently let your spirits rise

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01:12:33,304 --> 01:12:36,304
Walk straight
on with head held high

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01:12:36,857 --> 01:12:39,987
All obstacles you'll put aside

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01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:45,111
For happiness
you need to strive... -

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01:34:14,688 --> 01:34:16,443
Back to work.

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01:34:35,615 --> 01:34:36,761
Come on...

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01:34:57,375 --> 01:34:58,422
Wipe her down.

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01:34:59,424 --> 01:35:00,253
Sit her up.

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01:35:01,214 --> 01:35:02,775
OK, wipe her back.

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01:35:06,366 --> 01:35:08,406
Turn her over.

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01:35:12,319 --> 01:35:14,458
Turn her over,

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01:35:48,670 --> 01:35:50,099
Come on.

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01:36:23,708 --> 01:36:24,723
Take those off her.

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01:36:27,358 --> 01:36:28,305
That's good.
I need you up higher.

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01:36:45,502 --> 01:36:46,776
That's better. OK, next.

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01:36:51,037 --> 01:36:53,371
Get a hold of her breasts.

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01:36:53,628 --> 01:36:54,424
That's good.

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01:36:54,556 --> 01:36:55,506
Good. Fondle them, that's it.

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01:36:56,893 --> 01:36:57,787
Hands

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01:36:57,916 --> 01:37:00,055
Higher, and touch her breasts, and...

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01:37:37,531 --> 01:37:38,481
Lie her back.

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01:37:41,435 --> 01:37:43,290
Lie her down.

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01:37:43,420 --> 01:37:44,313
All the way down!

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01:37:44,859 --> 01:37:46,583
That's right. Good!

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01:38:04,923 --> 01:38:05,719
Give it here.

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01:38:08,700 --> 01:38:09,681
Put it down

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01:38:13,339 --> 01:38:14,233
Like this.

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01:38:16,507 --> 01:38:17,750
Ok, come on

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01:38:17,884 --> 01:38:19,639
Ok, like this.

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01:38:39,643 --> 01:38:40,209
I'm beat.

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01:38:40,347 --> 01:38:41,558
Keep going. Harder!

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01:38:41,691 --> 01:38:42,672
Keep going.

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01:38:45,787 --> 01:38:46,800
I tell you what to do.

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01:38:46,939 --> 01:38:47,986
OK, sitting position.

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01:39:01,466 --> 01:39:02,545
Hold her there.

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01:39:05,467 --> 01:39:06,676
That's good.

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01:39:11,066 --> 01:39:11,960
Come on

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01:39:57,017 --> 01:39:57,813
Move.

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01:40:20,632 --> 01:40:22,422
Open, wide open

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01:40:31,289 --> 01:40:32,499
Take off your hands.

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01:40:36,248 --> 01:40:37,044
Come on.

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01:40:57,912 --> 01:41:00,464
Come on, lie down.

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01:41:04,056 --> 01:41:05,071
This...

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01:41:06,615 --> 01:41:07,893
Come on,, I'll do it.

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01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:10,577
Lie down

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01:41:10,840 --> 01:41:12,334
Come on,, I'll do it.

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01:46:14,898 --> 01:46:22,155
A wayward cloud
Lonesome and proud

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01:46:23,122 --> 01:46:31,022
Slipping through my hand
To a far-off land

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01:46:31,441 --> 01:46:34,922
My heartless love

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01:46:35,634 --> 01:46:38,350
Drifting high above

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01:46:39,857 --> 01:46:43,338
Drifting high above

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01:46:43,889 --> 01:46:47,500
Like a wayward cloud

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01:46:49,362 --> 01:46:53,868
With no earthly bound

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01:46:54,001 --> 01:46:57,547
His lonely hours pass like
wilting flowers

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01:46:58,002 --> 01:47:02,061
As he watches life drift by

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01:47:02,545 --> 01:47:04,749
A sole shadow, with the world below
Like a wayward cloud

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01:47:09,553 --> 01:47:17,223
A wayward cloud
Lonesome and proud

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01:47:18,096 --> 01:47:25,801
Slipping through my hand
To a far-off land

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My heartless love
Drifting high above

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Drifting high above

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Like a wayward cloud

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My love like to travel around the world

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Everywhere is home
The wind blow, he horse run

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Travel to far-off land

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and leave me behind
Thinking of him day and night

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A sole shadow,
with the world below

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Like a wayward cloud

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My heartless love

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Drifting high above

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Drifting high above

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Like a wayward cloud
With no earthly bound