1 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:19,228 Tonight, a 60 Minutes exclusive. 2 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:24,815 Ten years ago, no one on Earth was aware we were already under the protection 3 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:27,736 of someone calling himself Green Lantern. 4 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:31,697 Then, without warning, he made himself known, 5 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:36,285 dramatically stopping a meteor from devastating Victoria Falls. 6 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:39,039 Or, at least, he made himself partially known. 7 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:45,379 Here now, we bring you the first ever heart-to-heart with a superhero. 8 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:47,506 Are you nervous? 9 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,382 I don't get nervous. 10 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,676 - Part of the job description. - Of course. 11 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,177 Excited. 12 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,389 In that case, who are you? 13 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,475 I'm Hal Jordan. 14 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:00,893 Damn it, Marcus! 15 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,314 - You're gonna get us all in trouble. - Just watch the window! 16 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:10,862 So, what do you want the world to know about you? 17 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,031 I'm an Air Force veteran. 18 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,033 I'm a former test pilot. 19 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,077 And really... 20 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,166 just that I'm a regular person. 21 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:24,918 Like you. 22 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:29,548 Except that you're also Earth's first Green Lantern. 23 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,300 There is that, too. 24 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:36,179 In many ways, Hal Jordan was born for the role he would eventually play. 25 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,973 His father was a decorated test pilot 26 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:42,227 who died tragically in a crash when Hal was just eight. 27 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,272 Hal continued to follow in his father's footsteps... 28 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,482 Shit, shit, shit! He's home! 29 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,985 Damn it! Come on, John, turn the TV off! 30 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:55,114 Well, I'm the only one here, but we're like beat cops. 31 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,657 - Only each one of us... - Turn it off! 32 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,075 ...has a chunk of the galaxy. 33 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,911 And how are you chosen for this chunk? 34 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,455 - Is there a test? - John! 35 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,334 - Come on, turn the TV off! - It's only one question. 36 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,587 - We're so dead. - "Are you afraid?" 37 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,757 And you said, "No." 38 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,508 I did. 39 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:18,472 Every kid's worst fear is losing a parent. 40 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,099 Once that happens... 41 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,021 there is nothing to fear anymore. 42 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,835 So you gonna tell me his real name? 43 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,090 Hal something. 44 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:54,675 Hal? 45 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,343 Yes, sir. 46 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,431 Outside. Now. 47 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,209 Are you afraid? 48 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:31,712 No, sir! 49 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,575 Let's go get a burger. 50 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,514 Shit. 51 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:05,597 I'm late. 52 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:08,934 Yes, sir. 53 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,603 You're not gonna say anything? 54 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,122 You sure you're not mad? 55 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,459 - No, sir. - Me, I'd be pissed off. 56 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,919 Disappearing for two weeks, 57 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,298 no explanation, show up hungover, and late. 58 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,634 Come on, you gotta be a little angry. 59 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,095 No, sir. 60 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,638 Mildly perturbed? 61 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,265 No, sir. 62 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,308 How come it is every time you say "sir," 63 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,227 it sounds more and more like, "Fuck you"? 64 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:54,813 I have no idea. 65 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,565 Sir. 66 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,944 You must be wondering where I was. 67 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,864 - You ever heard of Pharon 4? - Well, we're in training. 68 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,490 We haven't gone off-planet yet. 69 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,034 Yeah, yeah, that's right. It's a shithole of a planet 70 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,661 that was on the verge of civil war. 71 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,830 The point is, if I'm hungover, 72 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,332 it's only because I was celebrating the new peace. 73 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,584 So, how'd you manage it? 74 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,212 A little bit of diplomacy, a little punching, you know the drill. 75 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,422 Actually, I don't, sir. That's the point. 76 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:23,382 Well, you got all the time in the world. 77 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,592 With all due respect, 78 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:27,012 we've been doing this, what, two months? 79 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,222 And I haven't even worn the ring yet. 80 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,767 Don't get hung up on the jewelry, Junior. You'll wear it when it chooses you. 81 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:36,312 I thought the point was that the Guardians chose me. 82 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,147 - That's all. - The big blue bosses 83 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,440 may think that you're hot shit, 84 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:42,234 but you're just a fucking substitute teacher, Junior. 85 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,028 You're not ready to get up in front of the class 86 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,488 until the ring says you are. 87 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:54,998 Here. 88 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,833 You wanna take it? 89 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,044 Is that a test? 90 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,381 There's a taco stand up the road about three miles. 91 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,675 I'll meet you there. 92 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,175 - Hello? - Dad, he tried to kill me. 93 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,886 We was on our way to a flying lesson, and he-- 94 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,805 Jordan just tried to fucking kill me. 95 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,473 He can't kill you. 96 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,976 He's just trying to put you on tilt. 97 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,977 I'm not on fucking tilt. 98 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,269 Then he's testing you. 99 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,604 They're allowed to have tantrums. 100 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,441 We're not. So breathe in, button down, and bottle up. 101 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,276 You need to be cool. Can you be cool, son? 102 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,488 - Yes, sir. I can be cool. - Good. 103 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,533 - You want this, right? - Of course, I want this. 104 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,367 Just stay the course 105 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,703 and this job is yours. 106 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:17,914 Yeah, well... 107 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,341 Shit. 108 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,552 Am I dead? 109 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,804 - What? - You're wearing my ring. 110 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,931 Is that supposed to be funny? 111 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,559 Hey, did I do something to piss you off? 112 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,019 'Cause if I did, I'm sorry. 113 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,396 You? Hal Jordan? Sorry? 114 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:43,648 That's right. 115 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,400 I must have a concussion. 116 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,153 Wait a sec. Wait a sec. 117 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,363 Let's start at the beginning. 118 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,490 Who are you and why are you wearing my ring? 119 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,326 I'm John Stewart, your trainee. 120 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,328 Lanterns don't have trainees from their own sector. 121 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,456 They do now. 122 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,167 What year is it? 123 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,085 2016. 124 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,004 Holy... 125 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,382 You want to tell me what you think is going on? 126 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,051 I'm a backup of Hal Jordan's consciousness, 127 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,554 combined with the sentience of the ring, I'm here to give myself a message. 128 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,016 - So you are Hal? - No. Yes. Mostly. Ish. 129 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,101 Well, it's like when you store yourself in the cloud, 130 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,352 only every once in a while, 131 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,938 when you're needed in the real world, you... 132 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,649 Lanterns, they're required to be uploaded weekly, 133 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,445 for posterity's sake, in case something happens to us. 134 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,158 I should have taught you this. 135 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,410 I thought I was training you. 136 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,454 Yeah, I thought so, too. 137 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,414 When were you last backed up? 138 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:45,375 Evidently, ten years ago. Listen, I need to find myself. 139 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,169 - Where am I? - Oh, you're three miles 140 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,129 up the street eating tacos. 141 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,673 Oh, good. You can fly us there, then. 142 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,135 I haven't... 143 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,930 taught you how to fly yet, have I? 144 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,810 I'll tell you what. 145 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,939 You tell me what you want me to tell you. 146 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:08,817 Do I trust you? 147 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,696 I mean, you know, we... You know, we get along? 148 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,907 We get along great. 149 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,580 There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska. 150 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,669 - That's it? - Well, I'll know what I mean. 151 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,850 Hey, it's Green Lantern! 152 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,394 - You're a legend, man. - Thank you. 153 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,020 - I want a selfie! - Ask him! 154 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,523 Let the man breathe! 155 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,482 It's not a petting zoo. 156 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,484 Come on. 157 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,027 I'll bring your food to your table, Mr. Jordan. 158 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,988 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 159 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,574 - All right, guys. - Thanks very much. Thanks. 160 00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,534 Check it out! 161 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:02,995 I'm... 162 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,664 Do you think that my daughter could maybe... 163 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,625 Absolutely. Come here. Come on. Come here. 164 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,293 There we go. 165 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,795 All right. 166 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,088 - Thank you. - You're very welcome. 167 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:16,050 - She misses the suit. - I didn't say that. 168 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,345 Tell your mom I still wear it on special occasions. 169 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:20,847 Yeah. 170 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,783 I could have fucking died. 171 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,953 You want me to train you, I'm training you. 172 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,498 How'd you save yourself? 173 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,667 What'd you make with the ring? 174 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,128 Bubble wrap. 175 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,298 - Oh, you're a genius. - Yeah. 176 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,675 Dessert's on the house. 177 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,094 Well, thank you very much. 178 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:03,473 Can I ask why only on special occasions? 179 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,060 It's like when you're young and eager 180 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,145 and you like to prove yourself, so you wear a tie 181 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,814 so people will take you seriously. 182 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,484 But when you get older and wiser... 183 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,405 you realize ties are a pain in the ass. 184 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,162 - Good one. - Yeah. Good one. 185 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,332 Give me my ring. 186 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,131 You sent yourself a message, by the way. 187 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,133 - What are you talking about? - The ring. 188 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,594 Your backup consciousness. 189 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,554 You were a lot nicer ten years ago. 190 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,764 What did I say? 191 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,892 "There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska." 192 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,852 Pay the check. 193 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,530 Motherfucker. 194 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,919 Sorry, no one's allowed in. 195 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,963 Really? It seems like the whole town's in there. 196 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,633 Oh, come on. That's enough, don't you think? 197 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,844 John Stewart. 198 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,764 I'm with Hal Jordan. We're partners. 199 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,682 I thought there was only one Green Lantern. 200 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,062 - Well, technically, I'm in training. - So like a sidekick? 201 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,610 Why don't you just make the call? 202 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,156 Hey, boss. 203 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,201 There's another one. 204 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,496 You fucking kidding me? 205 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,706 Tell him to stay on the fucking sidelines 206 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,334 with that other fucking shithead. 207 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,629 Yes, ma'am. 208 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,635 What's the word? 209 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,014 Stay off the field. 210 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,910 You ditched me. 211 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,329 I was testing you, seeing if you had it in you 212 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,914 to get yourself here on your own. 213 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,999 You've been here six hours, 214 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,169 so why are they still processing the scene? 215 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,588 Emergency services from two different counties. 216 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,384 They're interviewing witnesses, escorting them out ten at a time. 217 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,846 It's a decidedly small-town pace. 218 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,014 I don't get it. You flew all the way here 219 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,517 just to ride the bench. 220 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,772 The answer to that mystery is heading right to you. 221 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,358 Hey, Sheriff... 222 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,653 Kane. John Stewart. 223 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,281 Kerry. 224 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:52,785 - John. Training under Hal. - What an honor. 225 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,162 'Cause it was certainly an honor to meet him 226 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,705 when he arrived. 227 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,623 - You don't have jurisdiction. - She's about to tell you 228 00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,791 we don't have jurisdiction. 229 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,084 - You don't. - I will. 230 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,753 I can't do this again. 231 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:07,382 Look, you're a big shot. Noted. But your jurisdiction 232 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,051 only covers extraterrestrial events. 233 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:13,221 This is pretty much the definition of terrestrial. 234 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,973 These victims are going to end up being aliens. 235 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,975 - Based on what? - I have a feeling. 236 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,101 He has a feeling. 237 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,187 I have a very strong feeling. 238 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,565 Well, then, by all means, the scene is yours. 239 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:29,530 Well, it seems kind of mellow for a mass shooting, don't you think? 240 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,115 They're in shock. 241 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,035 Or nobody knows the victims. 242 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,538 Does anybody seem extra upset to you down there? 243 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,710 You see anybody standing with the bodies? 244 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,338 Say it with me now. 245 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,131 Aliens. 246 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,510 Look, I know you think you're helping, 247 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,262 but you need to trust me. 248 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,598 These people are my friends. They're my neighbors. 249 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,477 They understand your job. They know we're not alone. 250 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,395 There's a difference between hearing that on CNN 251 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,606 and seeing it up close. 252 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,149 If it ends up being the case, we'll deal with it. 253 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,153 But until then, I'm trying to keep the scene calm. 254 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:14,242 So if you could do me a favor, keep away from the news vans. 255 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,286 It was nice to meet you. 256 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:21,332 Now, if you'll both kindly stay the fuck out of my way. 257 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,467 She's something incredible, isn't she? 258 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,427 I think she hates your guts. 259 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,806 Yeah, but it's the way she hates them. 260 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,937 So, what's going on here? 261 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,357 Well, if I'm not mistaken-- 262 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,569 Why don't you tell me? 263 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:57,493 Looks to me like Rushville scored a game-winning field goal. 264 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,164 Kicking block is still out there. 265 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,166 Fence is broken. 266 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,336 My guess is home fans rushed the field. 267 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,087 This being a rivalry, 268 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,756 a few visitor fans wander onto the field. 269 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,468 This being Nebraska, more than a few are carrying. 270 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,388 You got four dead, all in visitor sweatshirts. 271 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:23,477 And still none of this explains why you think it has anything to do with aliens. 272 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,025 You know, I've been doing this job since you were a baby. 273 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,193 I'm the only person on this whole goddamn planet 274 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,695 that's ever done this job. 275 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,406 I say I got a fucking feeling, I got a fucking feeling, Junior. 276 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,451 "There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska." 277 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,244 You've been monitoring this exact spot. 278 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,871 "Hail" obviously means aliens. 279 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,874 Christ, they even sound the fucking same. 280 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,959 So we both know this is more than just a feeling. 281 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,295 - Do we? - Yeah, we do. 282 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,131 Here's all you need to know. 283 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,050 This is my job. 284 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,927 As long as I'm alive, that ain't changing. 285 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,679 And I don't plan on dying anytime soon, 286 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,098 so why don't you do yourself a big favor 287 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,435 and take a nice long, deep breath, Junior? 288 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:15,905 Fuck. 289 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,616 I think one of them is still here. 290 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,159 Yeah, the one in the short-sleeved shirt. 291 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,577 Been clocking him since I got here, 292 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,414 trying to figure out why he didn't bolt, and what he still wants here. 293 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,166 You told the sheriff? 294 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,251 Of course not. 295 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,087 But it's her crime scene. 296 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,756 That's how you'd play this if you had the ring? 297 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,840 Yeah. 298 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,385 I respect the chain of command. 299 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,264 Well, by all means, go respect it. 300 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,816 Would you excuse me? 301 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,028 Hey, shithead. 302 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,656 What part of stay the fuck away, was confusing? 303 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,032 There's something you need to see. 304 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,283 If you're about to tell me 305 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,993 about the redneck in the short sleeves 306 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,453 who ditched his only warm clothes 307 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,539 so we wouldn't put him with the other victims, 308 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,666 I'm trying to make sure he doesn't get spooked 309 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,253 and start shooting the place up like his dead friends. 310 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,132 I just fucked up, didn't I? 311 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,801 I suspect you did. 312 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:28,978 Fuck. 313 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,063 - You got him? - Sure. 314 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,406 - I need to interrogate him. - Like fucking hell you do. 315 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,245 Hi. 316 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,705 - Yeah. - You thirsty? 317 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:44,655 Howdy, fellas. 318 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,288 Hey, can I have another, another, and another? 319 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,373 Sure thing. 320 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:58,209 Did you just use that ring to counterfeit money? 321 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,379 No. I manifested money with the power of my will. 322 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,131 Oh, wow. But you couldn't manifest 323 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:05,467 something for the guy I was chasing. Got it. 324 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,012 This ring is a dangerous weapon. 325 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:12,099 When and if to use it, that's the whole ball game, Junior. 326 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,728 Tell me how you got it, the ring. 327 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:17,937 You know how I got it. 328 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,149 Yeah, but I mean, what I know can't be true, right? 329 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,358 Well, I got it the old-fashioned way. 330 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,613 - I sure as hell didn't interview for it. - Oh, well, shit, maybe you should have. 331 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:29,574 I mean, power like that, shouldn't you have to work for it, 332 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:30,950 excel, prove yourself, 333 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,620 instead of just getting randomly selected? 334 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,663 Why do you give a shit how I got my ring? 335 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,500 Because I think that's why we're in goddamn Nebraska. 336 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,047 I was a couple years into being a test pilot. 337 00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:45,340 You know, middle of the night, 338 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:46,925 I'm sleeping off about nine too many, 339 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,636 still had my boots and jeans on. 340 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,765 All of a sudden, my room starts to vibrate. 341 00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:55,559 I open my eyes, 342 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,894 and I'm in a big fucking bubble. 343 00:23:57,895 --> 00:23:59,813 A big fucking green bubble. 344 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,815 This green bubble floats me up out of bed. 345 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,275 Next thing I know, there's a voice 346 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,777 running through my entire body, 347 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,613 bones, teeth, heart, the whole deal. 348 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,323 And it says to me... 349 00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:12,660 "Are you afraid?" 350 00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:17,872 I say, "No. I'm not afraid." 351 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,041 Wham! 352 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,710 Yanks me out the window across the sky like a fish getting reeled in. 353 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,713 Couple hundred miles in about ten seconds. 354 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,006 I fly fighter jets. 355 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,092 I have an excellent sense of airspeed and bearing. 356 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:32,054 That's how I know exactly where that green bubble set me down. 357 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:33,721 Nebraska. 358 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,432 Not more than 20 miles from where we sit right now. 359 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,811 Which is middle of fucking nowhere. 360 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:41,730 Thus, an excellent place to crash a spaceship. 361 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,609 There he was. 362 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,860 Right in front of me. 363 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:48,862 The pilot. 364 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,406 Bonafide fucking alien. 365 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:54,450 Pink and bald, coughing up glow-in-the-dark blood. 366 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,078 It was pretty fucking intense. 367 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,296 Hey, you think you're funny? 368 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,173 So Pinko starts talking. 369 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,219 And it comes out all clicks and gurgles. He's dying. 370 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,973 And he gives me his ring. This ring. 371 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,558 And when I put it on, 372 00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:20,894 I can understand every fucking word he says. 373 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,314 "My name is Abin Sur, 374 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:28,402 responsible for maintaining the peace and sovereignty 375 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:30,863 of Sector 2814. 376 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,034 And this responsibility is now yours, 377 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,495 as the ring has chosen you to be my successor." 378 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,373 Now, fuck, did I know what sovereignty meant? 379 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,335 Hell no, I didn't. And then he said two more words, 380 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,254 his last words. 381 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:49,297 And he kind of whispered 'em, 382 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:51,507 so I'm never really sure whether he said "Good luck" 383 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,593 or "Ah, fuck." 384 00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,762 Anyway, it turns out Earth's way off grid, 385 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:58,432 out of their jurisdiction. Galactic fucking backwater. 386 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:01,518 A human getting a ring, isn't it a fucking fluke? 387 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,730 The big, blue bosses, they'd never wanted any Lantern 388 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,649 coming near our little shithole planet. 389 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:12,654 And that's why my gut always told me that crash was no accident. 390 00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:15,324 When it says there's a shitstorm en route, 391 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:19,077 I make sure there's a lookout to tell me when it's fucking coming. 392 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,537 The Halogram. 393 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:24,124 Halogram. That's clever. 394 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,460 - Thank you. - It's not that clever. 395 00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:32,216 Hey, Jordan! Ass-face! 396 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:34,175 You ignoring me? 397 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:36,803 So help me God, if that song plays one more time, 398 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:39,098 I'm gonna put you inside that fucking jukebox! 399 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,476 Hal, I think he's talking to you. 400 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:44,645 Yeah, I hear him. 401 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,355 You want to fight? 402 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,608 You want to go to jail. 403 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:54,070 You want to go to jail so you can talk to that guy 404 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,822 that Mrs. Sheriff doesn't want you to talk to. 405 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:56,907 Not guy. 406 00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:00,076 - Alien. - This is a stupid plan. 407 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,246 - I've had stupider. - That I do not doubt. 408 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,835 All right. Here we go. 409 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:17,677 Look, it's gonna look like they're really kicking the shit out of me, 410 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:20,513 so you're gonna be tempted to jump in, but I need you to stay right here. 411 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:21,765 Will do. You got it. 412 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,228 Thanks. 413 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,153 Hey, fellas. 414 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:36,613 Tell me something, would you? 415 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:40,074 What the fuck is your problem with roller skates? 416 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,410 Look, pretty boy. Show me what you got. 417 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,370 Oh, my. You look like my sister. 418 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,538 God bless ya. Now what? 419 00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:46,998 What the fuck are you talking about? 420 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,292 You gonna say yes? 421 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:52,629 He didn't get down on one knee, but a ring's a ring. 422 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:56,174 No, I don't think he wants me to have this ring. 423 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,301 Ever. 424 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,761 - But he gave it to you. - I reckon he's testing me. 425 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:01,972 Testing you how? 426 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,063 - Who gives a shit? - Come on, bring it on. 427 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,274 - What are you drinking, stranger? - Coke. 428 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,525 - Coke and what? - Coke and Coke. 429 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,194 Don't tell me you're a teetotaler. 430 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:17,278 No, I'm just... 431 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,905 I'm just on the job. 432 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:20,490 Being a space cop. 433 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,536 Who told you I was a space cop? 434 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,580 I mean, your partner is one. 435 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,707 Figured you are too. 436 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,501 He's not my partner. I'm his trainee. 437 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,129 How many trainees does he have? 438 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,381 - Just me. - Why'd he pick you? 439 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,092 He didn't. Our bosses did. 440 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,222 Space cops have bosses? 441 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,477 Come on, everybody's got bosses, you know? 442 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:56,651 So, once you're trained, then you're an official space cop too? 443 00:28:56,652 --> 00:29:00,071 Well, the way it works is Earth has one Lantern. 444 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:04,743 So I'm just being trained in case anything happens to Jordan. 445 00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:07,203 So you're the backup quarterback. 446 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,247 I'm patient. 447 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,123 No, you're not. 448 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:14,211 All right, idiots. Break it up! 449 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,922 - Get out! - Do I gotta call your mom again? 450 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,508 Get out of here. Now! 451 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,021 Let's go. Let's go, sweetness. 452 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,274 Get him out of here! 453 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,316 Yeah, yeah. 454 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,902 Nice talking to you, stranger. 455 00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:42,655 I'm John. 456 00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:44,241 Walk me to my truck, John? 457 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,062 You gonna give me a lecture? 458 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:15,772 No. 459 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,817 I'm gonna give you a light. 460 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,499 Because no comment means no comment. 461 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:39,129 I'm not gonna talk about an active investigation, you know that. 462 00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:41,757 Okay. 463 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,258 Good. 464 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:45,719 Tell Barb I said hey. 465 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,724 I take it you're here to bail out your buddy? 466 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:52,975 Want some coffee? 467 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:55,645 I am, and no thank you. 468 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:57,438 He's in a bit of a mood 469 00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:59,900 because I locked him in our broom closet. 470 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:03,652 It's almost as if he wanted to get arrested 471 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:06,155 so I'd throw him in jail next to the suspect 472 00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,908 I told him he couldn't talk to. 473 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,744 I did tell him it was a stupid plan. 474 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:13,496 You should have told him louder. 475 00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:16,666 Well, listen, may I take my stupid friend home? 476 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,753 Not until he's arraigned. 477 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:24,757 Really? 478 00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:27,093 ...and eight counts of aggravated assault 479 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,427 and resisting arrest. 480 00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:29,804 How does the defendant plead? 481 00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:32,432 With all due respect, Your Honor, come on. 482 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:34,433 "Come on"? 483 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:36,394 Look, I'm just trying to question a suspect 484 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,270 in the course of a very serious investigation, 485 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:40,065 - which I-- - Ah, an investigation. 486 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,149 Am I to understand, sir, 487 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,485 that you are a law enforcement official? 488 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:46,529 And if so, could you kindly state for the record 489 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,281 which agency you represent? 490 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,908 I'm Green Lantern. 491 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,618 I didn't ask who you were. 492 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:55,746 I asked which bureau you are an agent of. 493 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,997 I'm Green Lantern, 494 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:58,834 and I'm an agent of... 495 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,293 the Green Lantern, so. 496 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:04,296 Look, I introduced myself to Lady Justice back here 497 00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:07,842 when I got to the crime scene, and I deferred to her jurisdiction. 498 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:09,386 Is that accurate, Sheriff? 499 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:12,889 Yeah, but the deference was pretty cheeky, Your Honor. 500 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,141 You cheeky, Mr. Jordan? 501 00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:16,893 Yeah, don't answer that. 502 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:20,646 William Macon for the defense, Your Honor. 503 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,565 - Sorry I'm late. - Mr. Macon. 504 00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:25,526 The defendant has chosen to represent himself. 505 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,027 That's only because he doesn't understand 506 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:30,156 he's being made an example of, which, Your Honor, 507 00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:32,409 is absurd given Mr. Jordan is a hero. 508 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:36,370 Granted, he hasn't formally retained my-- 509 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:38,914 - You're hired. He's hired. - Fantastic. 510 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,333 The defense enters a plea of not guilty 511 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:44,003 and asks Your Honor to set reasonable bail, 512 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:47,757 even understanding Mr. Jordan is... technically a flight risk. 513 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:49,259 Because... 514 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,094 he can fly. 515 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,513 Who is this guy? 516 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,222 My husband. 517 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:57,600 I'm setting bail at 100,000 dollars. 518 00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:59,728 - Oh, come on. - Two hundred thousand. 519 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,231 Now you know the price of each "come on," Mr. Jordan. 520 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,609 - Shall we try another? - No, that's understood. 521 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,152 And thank you, Your Honor. 522 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:11,031 My father will have the check to your clerk by lunch. 523 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:14,326 All right, then. Mr. Jordan, don't leave town. 524 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:15,994 We're adjourned. 525 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,290 - Thanks for the save. - Oh, truly an honor. 526 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,667 But I tend to find that strangers who give me 527 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,044 a couple hundred thousand dollars, 528 00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:27,797 no strings attached, usually turn out to be bad guys. 529 00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:31,133 But there are strings attached, Mr. Jordan. 530 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:35,054 My father would love to have supper with you this evening. He's a huge fan, 531 00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:37,890 and someone I think you'll find like-minded. 532 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,141 What are you doing, Billy? 533 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:43,063 I was just inviting Mr. Jordan up to the ranch tonight, honey. 534 00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:46,357 They're married. 535 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:49,443 Course, they are. Small town, everyone's related. 536 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,528 Oh. 537 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,280 I'd be offended if that wasn't absolutely true. 538 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:54,823 Billy Macon, you must be John. 539 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,159 - Yes, sir. - You like barbecue? 540 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:57,910 Junior here's a vegan. 541 00:33:57,911 --> 00:33:59,995 He doesn't believe in anything that causes enjoyment. 542 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:01,705 But we'd love to come to supper. 543 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,501 Yeah, well, only if it's okay with the sheriff. 544 00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,003 The more the merrier. 545 00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:57,262 Militia? 546 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:03,268 Walks like a duck, shoots an AR-15 like a duck, blah, blah, blah, duck. 547 00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:24,623 Evening. 548 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,292 - So glad you could make it. - How you doing? 549 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,877 - This is our boy, Noah. - All right. How you doing, Noah? 550 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:31,462 Noah, this is Mr. Stewart and Mr. Jordan. 551 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,505 Noah. 552 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,632 Offense or defense? 553 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,051 Wherever they need me, sir. 554 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,637 Team player. Good man. 555 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:43,557 Oh, sorry. I got to take this. 556 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,809 Dad's waiting in the kitchen for you gentlemen. 557 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:48,062 Noah, come with me and help Grandma set up. 558 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,064 Hey. 559 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:51,650 Yeah. 560 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,364 How about a beer? 561 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:00,867 God, yes. 562 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:03,078 Oh, here. 563 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,847 My father-in-law's got paper on you and you haven't even met him yet. 564 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:25,642 He's not a man you want to owe. 565 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,727 Sounds like a woman in debt. 566 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:32,691 It's not too late. 567 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,775 You can just fly on home, 568 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,985 spare yourself the moment not too long from now 569 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:39,572 when you wish you'd never come to this place. 570 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,075 No. 571 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,834 Well... 572 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,294 Exciting enough Hal Jordan just walked into my kitchen, 573 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:55,713 but with a bag of beer? 574 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:56,964 I'm truly blessed. 575 00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:59,466 Least I can do. This is John. 576 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,051 John, Will Macon. 577 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:03,679 I'd shake, but my hands are all gunky with meat. 578 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,640 Word on the street is you don't partake. 579 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:07,975 Ordered you up some tofu steaks. 580 00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:11,312 - Hope that'll do you. - Oh, that's very kind. I appreciate it. 581 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:16,984 And I appreciate your service, sir. Marine sniper. Color me impressed. 582 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,820 Oh, looked me up. 583 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:20,822 You didn't look me up? 584 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:23,616 Jesus. 585 00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:26,243 Walking into unknown territory, even with a weapon 586 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:29,455 of mass destruction on your finger, that's either trust or arrogance. 587 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,081 Well, he's trust. I'm arrogance. 588 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,541 I don't trust anybody. 589 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,877 Man after my own heart. 590 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,504 You got a nice place here, Will. 591 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:38,840 Yeah, it is, isn't it? 592 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:43,135 Alas, not mine. I'm just a caretaker. 593 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,180 Mind me asking who you caretake it for? 594 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,097 I don't mind at all. 595 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:50,559 Regrettably, my NDA restricts me from discussing 596 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,520 or IDing my employer. 597 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:54,939 Because of the government. 598 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:56,940 I'm sorry? 599 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,650 The government. I'm guessing the government, 600 00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,194 they're probably watching your boss, 601 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:02,988 biding their time before they raid this compound, 602 00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:04,531 take his guns and rights away. 603 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:07,284 You think we bailed you out so we could enlist you 604 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,912 in some whackadoo war with the feds? 605 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,998 Well, why else would you bail me out? 606 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,210 Because of the goddamn aliens, son. 607 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,128 Why the fuck else? 608 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:24,719 Man, the whole world flipped out when you first came on the scene. 609 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,430 Makes sense, seeing what you can do. 610 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,808 But it kind of buried the lede. 611 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,812 There are thousands of planets out there with intelligent life. 612 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:37,940 And here we sit, low-hanging fruit of the galaxy, 613 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:39,858 just waiting to get gobbled up. 614 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:43,238 This land we're on right now, it was Kiowa, then Sioux, 615 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,282 but across the ocean boats were coming. 616 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,995 Anyways, as someone who's spent time in the galaxy, 617 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,455 it's a pretty peaceful place out there. 618 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:55,959 Well, what do they need space cops for? 619 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:04,050 Look, I'm not some isolationist crackpot with his head in the sand, 620 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,510 but I am a student of history. 621 00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,637 Colonization is ugly from any angle, 622 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:13,893 but I tell you, it is particularly bleak if you're the one getting colonized. 623 00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:17,604 This all, call it an ounce of prevention. 624 00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:19,273 Seems like a bit more than an ounce. 625 00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:20,316 My point is, 626 00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:22,568 I believe the gentleman cooling his heels 627 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:25,363 in the sheriff's pokey, he's part of an advanced team. 628 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,490 And I'd ask you what your reason to believe is, 629 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:30,702 but I'm guessing it's covered by your NDA. 630 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,954 My daughter-in-law says you're not that bright. 631 00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:36,332 Your daughter-in-law's what's holding me up from talking to that fella. 632 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,420 All right. I can clear that brush. 633 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:42,714 In exchange for? 634 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,133 Let's eat. 635 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:09,324 You're aiming. 636 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:10,867 Sorry, sir? 637 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:13,244 Don't aim. 638 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:16,706 Just imagine it going through. 639 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,294 Try again. 640 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:24,964 Hey, don't force it. 641 00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:26,549 Just imagine. 642 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:38,770 Hey! 643 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,313 What'd I say? 644 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:41,981 What'd I just say? 645 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,275 That was great. 646 00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:46,234 How'd you know that? 647 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:49,697 So, my dad used to shoot apples off my head. 648 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,490 Grandma! 649 00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:53,033 Grandma, I got one through! 650 00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:54,202 Show me, sweetheart. 651 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:00,792 You live here? 652 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:04,420 Zoe Macon. 653 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,009 Now you have my name. 654 00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:13,261 Come on, sweetheart. Let's go find everyone. 655 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,514 - All right. - Come on. 656 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:23,481 Well, we drank all your beer, but put together some leftovers for you. 657 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:26,484 - Much obliged. - And I talked to Kerry. 658 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,568 Since you and I have common interests, 659 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:31,030 she's willing to let you chat with the suspect first thing in the morning. 660 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,074 Well... 661 00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,413 You know, that's the thing, Will. 662 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,665 I don't know what your interests are. 663 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,626 Two of my boys almost got killed last night 664 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,838 in a shootout with men no one's ever seen before. 665 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:51,134 How about we both want to protect the planet from anybody not born on it? 666 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:56,514 Hope I didn't mess up your tofu, soldier. 667 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:58,641 No, sir. 668 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:00,560 It was delicious. 669 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,227 Good. 670 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:04,272 Nothing better than eating off another man's grill. 671 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:08,526 Good night, gentlemen. 672 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,035 Hey. 673 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:18,953 What was that all about? 674 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,750 I might have slept with his wife. 675 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:25,668 Might have? 676 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,465 I definitely slept with his wife. 677 00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:34,302 And he knows? 678 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:36,637 Apparently. 679 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:40,433 Jesus Christ, we've only been here 24 hours. 680 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:43,144 I'm impressed. 681 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:01,454 We said 9:00. 682 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,455 What time is it? 683 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:04,749 Not 9:00. 684 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,965 His name's Waylon Sanders. 685 00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:16,968 Commercial-licensed truck driver. Called his boss, 686 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,514 says he's worked for him almost five years now. 687 00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:23,642 Aliens are good at getting IDs and paying people to lie for them. 688 00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:25,603 He's just a dipshit from Kimball. 689 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:29,107 They took X-rays at the hospital for his busted nose. 690 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:33,528 All organs accounted for. No hidden antennas. 691 00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:35,987 The plural for antenna is antennae. 692 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,865 What's the plural for eat shit? 693 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:43,078 Junior, tell the sheriff here how many species currently 694 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,038 have the technology to pass as human. 695 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:49,627 Fourteen. MRIs, X-rays, blood work. Nothing down here can tell the difference. 696 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,672 - So you can't prove it. - I can make him confess. 697 00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:56,008 If you lay a finger on him, you're back in front of the judge. 698 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,052 That includes whacking him with giant green phone books 699 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,596 or whatever you magic up from your conjuring ring. 700 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:02,889 I wouldn't dare. 701 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:05,350 - Ten minutes. - I only need five. 702 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,061 - Am I'm coming in with you? - You are not. 703 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:16,946 Alien my ass. 704 00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:20,658 You know, we're all aliens. 705 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:23,578 Just depends which planet you're standing on. 706 00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:26,581 Would you like a cup of coffee? 707 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:28,541 - No, thank you. - All right. 708 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:33,254 Yeah, I imagine you just want to phone home, or... 709 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:35,756 - get home, I bet. - Yes, sir. 710 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,384 And home is Kimball? 711 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,969 Well, I mean, I'm on the road most of the year, 712 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:43,263 but Kimball's where I hang my hat. Yes, sir. 713 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:46,349 "Hang your hat." What a delightful human expression. 714 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:49,811 And well, if you're in town for the big game, it must be a big rivalry. 715 00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:53,941 I mean, Kimball's, what, that's a two, two-and-a-half-hour drive? 716 00:44:54,734 --> 00:44:56,067 Yeah, sorry about that. 717 00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:58,153 I just, you know, I-- I love football, though, 718 00:44:58,154 --> 00:44:59,905 and it's the home team. 719 00:44:59,906 --> 00:45:02,033 Yeah. I love football, too. 720 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:06,287 When did Nebraska win its first national championship? 721 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:08,247 Sorry? 722 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,333 You love football. You're from Nebraska. 723 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:13,836 Huskers' first championship, when was that? 724 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:20,885 - Yeah, it was 1970, Bob Devaney. - That is correct. 725 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,930 How about their first 200-yard rusher? 726 00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:27,599 - Frank Solich? - First Heisman winner? 727 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,393 - Johnny Rodgers. - That's it. 728 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:31,646 Where did Harry Potter go to school? 729 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:33,606 Excuse me? 730 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:37,109 Harry Potter, boy wizard. What was the name of the school? 731 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:40,029 I don't know. 732 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:42,448 It was a book. 733 00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:44,282 I don't read a lot. 734 00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:47,077 Well, you go to the movies, don't you? They only made, like, 22 of them. 735 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,037 Oh, I watch a lot of football. 736 00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:51,498 - That's the rub, isn't it? - What? 737 00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,583 Pretending to be someone that you're not. 738 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:54,793 You learn all the specifics, 739 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:57,004 but you don't learn what everyone else knows. 740 00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:01,217 I don't-- I don't understand. Who are you, exactly? 741 00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:04,220 Hal Jordan, Green Lantern. 742 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,473 Charged by the Guardians of the Universe to protect Sector 2814 743 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:09,892 from all extra-planetary threats. 744 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:13,020 And you, Waylon, are one of them. 745 00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:17,941 Good Christ, he really is full of himself, isn't he? 746 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:19,401 Can't be easy, 747 00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:21,945 having to learn from someone you don't respect. 748 00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,072 I do respect him. 749 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:25,157 - Come on. - I do. 750 00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:26,742 Why? 751 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,578 I don't know. He's fearless. 752 00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:32,707 If you care about people, 753 00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:35,960 you know, husband, wife, parent, kid, 754 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:38,212 then you're scared of losing them. 755 00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:40,380 First time he strutted up to me, 756 00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:43,634 I could tell Jordan doesn't care about anybody. 757 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:46,053 And nobody cares about him. 758 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,306 He's not fucking fearless. 759 00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:49,932 He's lonely. 760 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,350 But why did you stick around? 761 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:53,852 What were you looking for? 762 00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:57,022 I mean, I get once I showed up, you couldn't run. You had to blend in. 763 00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:58,273 But before that... 764 00:46:58,274 --> 00:47:00,608 I just went to a high school football game, man. 765 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:02,736 With the other Kimball fans who are all dead now. 766 00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:06,114 I don't know them, okay? I told you, I drive a truck. 767 00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:09,326 Yeah, I'm sure you can tell me a lot about that truck, but I bet you can't tell me 768 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,828 about the Boston Tea Party, Kelly Clarkson, 769 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,705 Barack Obama, or Rup-- 770 00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:16,292 Barack Obama is the president of the United States. 771 00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:18,711 That's it? 772 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,504 As a rural Nebraskan, that's the breadth 773 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:23,966 of your opinion of Barack Hussein Obama? 774 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:30,138 He is the 44th president. He followed George W. Bush. 775 00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:33,100 There's some controversy surrounding his birth certificate. 776 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:38,564 Holy shit, you are an alien. 777 00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:48,449 Let's say you're right. 778 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:49,992 Oh, fuck. 779 00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:52,744 Let's say, hypothetically, 780 00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:57,499 that I'm not of this salty, smelly world, a visitor who went to great trouble 781 00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:00,085 to hide himself well and learn the arcane rules 782 00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:03,671 of pointless contests involving balls that somehow captivate more attention 783 00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:05,465 than the deteriorating atmosphere 784 00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,635 or the hunger of its least fortunate people. 785 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,639 If I had gone to such lengths, 786 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,516 I would be here for a very important purpose. 787 00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:17,143 A purpose that required great discretion and secrecy. 788 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:19,062 A purpose that would need to be kept from the likes 789 00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:21,272 of a galactic peacekeeping organization 790 00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:23,859 because it concerns the exact opposite of peace. 791 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:25,611 That being war. 792 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:27,862 And as such, 793 00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:30,615 if I were to fall into the hands of such an organization, 794 00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:32,992 I would be forced to take drastic measures 795 00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:35,329 to ensure that my purpose was not revealed. 796 00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:39,083 Hypothetically. 797 00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:47,590 And hypothetically, what might you have to keep your mouth shut? 798 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:50,009 - A cyanide pill? - You're thinking very small. 799 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,136 Then give it to me big. 800 00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:54,139 I'd have a biometric neutron device woven into my skeleton. 801 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:56,308 I'd be able to activate it with a thought. 802 00:48:57,768 --> 00:49:00,228 Unless you let me walk out that door right now. 803 00:49:00,229 --> 00:49:02,021 He's bluffing, right? 804 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,566 You're not walking out of here hypothetically or otherwise. 805 00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:07,360 And if you do blow yourself up, I'm just gonna bubble up 806 00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:09,529 and contain all that sunshine with my ring 807 00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:11,489 and walk out of here without a scratch. 808 00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:12,740 You've been here 48 hours. 809 00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:15,119 Did you bring the lantern to recharge your ring? 810 00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:18,080 I have plenty of power. 811 00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:21,375 But for how much longer? 812 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:25,504 Yeah. 813 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:32,260 You should be asking yourself 814 00:49:32,261 --> 00:49:34,053 if I'm capable of releasing enough energy 815 00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:35,764 to eradicate this entire town. 816 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:41,103 We talking or exploding? Because it's almost lunchtime. 817 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:46,442 It almost seems like you... 818 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:52,281 want to die, Hal Jordan. Does that not violate your precious oath? 819 00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:55,658 "In brightest day and blackest night..." 820 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:57,243 - Don't. - "...no evil shall escape my sight." 821 00:49:57,244 --> 00:50:01,122 - Shut your mouth. - "Let those who worship evil's might 822 00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:02,833 - beware my power... - I said don't. 823 00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:05,753 "...Green Lantern's light." 824 00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:12,510 Harry Potter went to Hogwarts, you ignorant alien fuck! 825 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:19,807 - Are you beeping? - Should we go? We should go. 826 00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:21,769 - No, it's too late. - Why are you here? 827 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:23,729 Why else? 828 00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:25,523 Vengeance. 829 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,100 Told you he was an alien. 830 00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:30,438 Look at you. You've barely aged. 831 00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:31,482 Liar. 832 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:35,986 How's Noah? 833 00:52:37,112 --> 00:52:39,782 Tall. He's on the team now. 834 00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:41,325 Quarterback. 835 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:43,910 He any good? 836 00:52:43,911 --> 00:52:44,912 All-state. 837 00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:48,499 That's good. 838 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,630 Anyone else know? 839 00:52:56,924 --> 00:52:58,425 Just the groundskeeper. 840 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:01,679 All right.