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(BLASTERS CHARGING)

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TORK: Your first mistake
was killing my friend.

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That was no mistake, human.

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And there's
your second mistake, Klamulon.

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I suppose other species
all look alike to you.

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But I'm no human.

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I am Lieutenant Tork
of the planet Mars.

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And you've never encountered
anything like me before.

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(ROARING)

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(GROANING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(GROANS)

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-(TRUMPETING)
-(EXCLAIMING)

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(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)

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(TRUMPETS)

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(BEAMING)

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(GASPS)

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Edson Valiant.

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He's dead, Tom.

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(CAMERA BEEPS)

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(ALARM RINGS)

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Stuff looks really good, Gar.

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That single tear thing.
Genius.

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Eh, I've had practice.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Garfield, Paul,
the dailies are spectacular.

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I'm so pleased.

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-Thanks, Gretchen.
-Yeah, thanks.

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(CHUCKLES) Everyone said
I was a sentimental fool,

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but I knew pairing you two
was the smart move.

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-You handled casting?
-At Goodeworld Studios,

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Gretchen Goode
handles everything.

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I wanted<i>ST 3016</i> to recapture
that<i>Hello, Megan!</i> magic.

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And that's exactly
what you two have done.

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<i>Hello Megan</i> had magic?

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It only lasted one season.

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Your mother's show
was underappreciated,
Garfield.

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The chemistry, Paul,
between you
as Conner Manley

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and Marie Logan
as Megan Wheeler
was truly special.

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Well, it may have been
a silly '70s sitcom,

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but no one can deny
we had a fantastic cast.

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Lord and Stanyon,
Rita Farr,
me, and Marie.

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There was
a lot of talent there.

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-And a lot of love.
-(CHUCKLING) And a lot of both
here as well.

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It's like watching
father and son
trekking through space.

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(LAUGHS) Well, I am
the kid's godfather,

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I remember your christening
like it was yesterday.

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Rita and I stood up for you

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just before Marie
moved you both
to Greater Bialya.

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-Qurac.
-Qurac, of course.

51
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And now you're following
in Marie's footsteps.

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Your mother--
Well, your mother

53
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and your godmother, Rita,
would be very proud.

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Yeah... I guess.
Thanks, Ms. Goode.

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Garfield, please.

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If you don't
start calling me Gretchen,
you'll make me cry.

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- Noted, Gretchen. Thank you.
- Gretchen, a word?

58
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Oh, for the producer,
manager, and step-father
of my favorite Martian?

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As many words
as you like, Steven.
Just give me a moment.

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Oh. Now, Paul. As we were
talking about that,

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I just want to go over that
one more time...

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I don't think
she's coming back, Mento.

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Don't...call me...Mento.

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Will you be
at the house, tonight?

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No, Mento. I have a date.

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-Thank God.
-Oh, thank God.

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-Later, Harvey,
great work today.
-Really?

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Wow! Thanks, Mr. Logan.

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(SEAGULLS CAWING)

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Okay, M'gann,
we're all here.
What happened?

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I take it
your first day at school
was a bit "atypical."

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-How would I know?
Maybe every day--
-MEGAN: I know.

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-It was very atypical.
-And who is this?

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Victor Stone is Victor Stone.

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You guys really
aren't freaked out
by how I look?

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-You picked the right crowd.
-FRED: Perhaps.

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But is Victor Stone
freaked out
by how Forager looks?

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Hmm, apparently
Victor Stone is.

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(STAMMERING) No, no,
I'm sorry. You've been great,

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you just...
caught me off-guard.

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-Way off-guard?
-Way off-guard.

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Ahem. Uh, still haven't heard
what happened.

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At school today,
Violet Harper opened
a boom tube

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as if Violet Harper
was a Mother Box.

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ALL: What?
VIOLET: Mmm-hmm, it's true.

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I didn't know I could do it,
until I did it.

88
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Then it seemed, well, natural.

89
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But even for a meta-human
of your abilities,

90
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-how is that possible?
-Maybe I know.

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<i>When we were
</i> <i>at Bedlam Central,</i>

92
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<i>I spotted
</i> <i>a dissected Mother Box.</i>

93
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Of course!
That must be the device
Baron Bedlam gave to Doctor X.

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Simon tried
to learn its secrets

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but only succeed
in destroying it.

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There was a burst of energy,
then the machine went dead.

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Not just dead. Murdered.

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Mother Boxes
are living computers.

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That burst of energy?

100
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It was probably
Mother Box's soul escaping.

101
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Ugh, hello, Megan?

102
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<i>Doctor Fate sensed
</i> <i>an old soul in Halo's
</i> <i>very young body.</i>

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<i>And the first time
</i> <i>I saw Halo, Vertigo's crew
</i> <i>was burying her.</i>

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<i>Bedlam wasn't
</i> <i>in the business of ditching
</i> <i>powerful meta-humans</i>

105
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<i>so they must have
</i> <i>legit thought she was dead.</i>

106
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Maybe Gabrielle Daou did die.

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But the Mother Box's
soul energy or whatever
you want to call it,

108
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merged with Gabrielle's body
and resurrected it as--

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As me! I told you
I wasn't Gabrielle.

110
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You did. Over and over.

111
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I'm sorry I didn't understand.

112
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JACE: The trauma
must have wiped
their combined minds clean.

113
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She'd get flashes of
Gabrielle's residual memories,

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flashes of
the Mother Box's knowledge.

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Everything else
she'd have to learn anew.

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It doesn't upset you
that Gabrielle is dead?

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Strangely, no.

118
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I suppose it's because
you are the only you
I've ever known.

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Besides,

120
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I have grown accustomed
to such strangeness.

121
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Yeah, well,
newbie to strangeness here.

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What does all of this
have to do with me?

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PERDITA: Uh, hey, so sorry
I'm running late, Gar,

124
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The trade conference
was endless.

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No worries, Perdita.
The club will still be there.

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PERDITA: Oh, you're a doll.
I'll be right out.

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Looking like a princess,
I'll bet.

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(SIGHS) Or a queen.

129
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Hey, goode goggles.
They as cool
as everyone says?

130
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PERDITA: I only just
received them as a gift.
I haven't even tried them yet.

131
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Mind if I check 'em out,
Your Majesty?

132
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PERDITA: You are not allowed
to call me that,

133
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-or it's off
with your head. (CHUCKLES)
-Oh, big talk.

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-The goggles?
-PERDITA: Be my guest.

135
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Cool, thanks.

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(STARTING MUSIC)

137
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(WHOOSHES)

138
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Space Trek.
Hey, maybe I can play myself.

139
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TOM: More Klamulons!
Fire at will, Lieutenant.

140
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Ha! I am playing myself.

141
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(GAME SOUNDS)

142
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Yeah, got 'em.
That's right, Tork rocks.

143
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This is actually pretty crash.

144
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I'm already on level two.

145
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But, Violet,
you've never been able
to heal anyone but yourself.

146
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Well, she healed me.
That's why I--

147
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Actually, I don't believe
I did heal you, Victor.

148
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I think I only
made adjustments
to your internal technology.

149
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More proof
she's a living Mother Box.

150
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Whatever. Look, I just want
to get back to my actual life.

151
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I'm this close
to a college scholarship,

152
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and maybe even a career
in pro football.

153
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So, I need one of you freaks
to get this tech off me.

154
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We're trying
to figure this out.

155
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And now he'll tell you
to be patient.

156
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Yeah, patient is not going
to cut it.

157
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You can talk
about all these Mother
and Father Boxes later--

158
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who said anything
about a Father Box?

159
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(SUPER-CYCLE REVS)

160
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-Whoa, what's this now?
-Sphere?

161
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What's going on?

162
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Super-Cycle,
what are you doing?

163
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(REVS)

164
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(TECH HUMS)

165
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(DEEPER VOICE)
You dare threaten me?

166
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(GRUNTS)
Both of you. Stop!

167
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Fool! You seek to intervene?
Then suffer for it.

168
00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:02,411
HALO: No!

169
00:09:02,478 --> 00:09:06,228
(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

170
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-(TECH POWERING DOWN)
-(GASPS)

171
00:09:12,154 --> 00:09:13,322
(NORMAL VOICE) Sorry. Sorry.

172
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-MEGAN: Conner!
-I'm fine.

173
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-Super-Cycle, stand down.
-(SUPER-CYCLE REVS, BEEPING)

174
00:09:19,261 --> 00:09:23,611
Shh, shh. It's all right now.

175
00:09:25,601 --> 00:09:27,703
I swear,
that wasn't me attacking.

176
00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:31,006
No, it was the tech
within you, taking control.

177
00:09:31,073 --> 00:09:32,909
But I have cleansed you again.

178
00:09:32,976 --> 00:09:36,379
Yeah, well,
clearly a Halo cleanse
is only a temporary solution.

179
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For the time being,
you two had better
stick close to each other.

180
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-Understood,
I will stick close.
-What about his father?

181
00:09:42,852 --> 00:09:45,621
-Shouldn't we bring Vic back--
-My father did this to me!

182
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-All the more reason.
-Look, I'm 18.

183
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You can kick me out,
but you can't make me go back.

184
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:53,096
-No one's kicking anyone out.
-(SIGHS)

185
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MEGAN: (TELEPATHICALLY)
<i>Guess we're adopting
</i> <i>another stray.</i>

186
00:09:56,365 --> 00:10:00,003
(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

187
00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:03,906
-I'm ready.
-Just a sec.
I'm at the final level.

188
00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:05,408
-(DINGS)
-(STATIC)

189
00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:08,774
(HIGH-PITCHED BEEPING)

190
00:10:19,722 --> 00:10:21,323
I need to go to Encino now.

191
00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:23,158
I thought you said
the club's in Hollywood--

192
00:10:23,225 --> 00:10:26,395
I need to go to Encino, now!

193
00:10:26,462 --> 00:10:30,466
(LAUGHING)

194
00:10:30,533 --> 00:10:33,001
-(SHORT CIRCUITS)
-(GASPS)

195
00:10:33,068 --> 00:10:35,137
KID FLASH: He's dead, Tom.

196
00:10:35,204 --> 00:10:37,206
(COMPUTERS BEEPING)

197
00:10:37,273 --> 00:10:37,873
Hmm?

198
00:10:47,316 --> 00:10:49,866
(CHUCKLES) Crash.

199
00:10:52,588 --> 00:10:55,058
Those words you spoke
when you were cleansing Vic,

200
00:10:55,125 --> 00:11:00,125
-what do they mean?
-I don't understand.
What words?

201
00:11:00,363 --> 00:11:02,632
MEGAN: (TELEPATHICALLY)
<i>I'm not kicking anyone out.</i>

202
00:11:02,698 --> 00:11:04,968
<i>I know these are
</i> <i>extraordinary circumstances</i>

203
00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:06,970
<i>and I know,
</i> <i>with Superman in space,</i>

204
00:11:07,036 --> 00:11:09,139
<i>you've been wanting
</i> <i>to step up and do more.</i>

205
00:11:09,205 --> 00:11:11,308
CONNER:<i>But you're frustrated.
</i> <i>I get it.</i>

206
00:11:11,374 --> 00:11:15,211
<i>My one mission
</i> <i>with Dick turned into
</i> <i>this never-ending thing.</i>

207
00:11:15,278 --> 00:11:18,948
MEGAN:<i>A very needy
</i> <i>and complicated
</i> <i>never-ending thing.</i>

208
00:11:19,015 --> 00:11:21,484
<i>Conner,
</i> <i>since we've been engaged</i>

209
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,920
<i>we've hardly spent
</i> <i>any time together.</i>

210
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:26,990
<i>-Let alone, alone time.
-CONNER:</i> <i>You're right.</i>

211
00:11:27,056 --> 00:11:29,826
<i>We had a system.
</i> <i>The Watchtower
</i> <i>was for missions,</i>

212
00:11:29,892 --> 00:11:32,996
<i>and Happy Harbor was our own
</i> <i>Fortress of Solitude.</i>

213
00:11:33,062 --> 00:11:36,199
<i>Where we could just be us.
</i> <i>But it's okay.</i>

214
00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:41,170
<i>-I know what we need.
-MEGAN:</i> <i>Are you thinking
</i> <i>what I'm thinking?</i>

215
00:11:41,236 --> 00:11:43,205
-Date night!
-A secret base!

216
00:11:43,272 --> 00:11:47,322
-BOTH: What?
-(WOLF GROANS)

217
00:11:49,879 --> 00:11:51,413
-(BLASTERS CHARGING)
-The Reach-- (STAMMERS)

218
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,081
I mean, the Klamulons
are attacking.

219
00:11:53,148 --> 00:11:56,452
I got this, Captain.

220
00:11:56,519 --> 00:12:00,869
-(SCREAMS)
-She's dead, Tork.

221
00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:05,794
-(SCREAMS)
-He's dead, Tork.

222
00:12:05,861 --> 00:12:07,396
(SCREAMS)

223
00:12:07,463 --> 00:12:09,131
He's dead, Tork.

224
00:12:09,198 --> 00:12:10,399
(GROANS)

225
00:12:10,466 --> 00:12:11,968
KID FLASH:
Wow, we're losing everyone.

226
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,269
It's a good thing
they were already dead.
(CHUCKLES)

227
00:12:14,336 --> 00:12:15,771
So, who's next? You or me?

228
00:12:15,838 --> 00:12:18,207
KID FLASH: Artemis is so gonna
kill me for this.

229
00:12:18,273 --> 00:12:21,423
Just tell them. Okay?

230
00:12:23,512 --> 00:12:25,681
Eh, guess it's me.

231
00:12:25,748 --> 00:12:27,449
ARTEMIS: Where's Wally?

232
00:12:27,516 --> 00:12:30,352
(SNIFFLING) No. No.

233
00:12:30,419 --> 00:12:34,523
(SOBBING)

234
00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:35,791
(SIGHS)

235
00:12:35,858 --> 00:12:38,594
-(MONKEY CHATTERS)
-Ha-ha, Monkey!

236
00:12:38,661 --> 00:12:41,430
-(CONTINUES CHATTERING)
-Oh, I gotta catch him.

237
00:12:41,497 --> 00:12:43,298
Tired of this show already?

238
00:12:43,365 --> 00:12:45,467
Well, let's see
what else is on.

239
00:12:45,534 --> 00:12:47,102
-(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
<i>-♪ D-O-M</i>

240
00:12:47,169 --> 00:12:48,404
<i>♪ P-A-T-R-O-L</i>

241
00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:51,306
<i>♪ Doom Patrol, go! ♪</i>

242
00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:53,809
(MONKEY CHATTERING)

243
00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:58,114
(LAUGHING) Monkey!
Hey, bro, where'd you go?

244
00:12:58,181 --> 00:13:00,049
PERDITA: (ECHOING)
Garfield, what's wrong?

245
00:13:00,116 --> 00:13:04,086
Garfield, stop this.
You're scaring me.

246
00:13:04,152 --> 00:13:07,090
(REPEATS) No, no, no, no.

247
00:13:07,156 --> 00:13:10,125
-Your pulse, it's so faint.
-(SIGHS)

248
00:13:10,192 --> 00:13:11,627
Garfield!

249
00:13:11,694 --> 00:13:14,663
ANNOUNCER: And now,
back to<i>Doom Patrol Go!</i>

250
00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:17,834
-Now, who was I looking for?
-(DINGS)

251
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:22,271
An elephant never forgets.
So, now I'll have to rember.

252
00:13:22,338 --> 00:13:24,674
-Rember me?
-Rita.

253
00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:28,111
-I mean, Elasti-Girl.
-That is correct.

254
00:13:28,178 --> 00:13:31,914
Now, let me introduce you
to the rest
of the Doom Patrol.

255
00:13:31,981 --> 00:13:35,118
Chief, Robotman,
Negative Woman.

256
00:13:35,185 --> 00:13:37,687
-Welcome to the team,
Beast Boy.
-Boo-yah!

257
00:13:37,753 --> 00:13:38,921
NEGATIVE WOMAN: Whatever.

258
00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:42,792
And my husband,
Steve Dayton.

259
00:13:42,859 --> 00:13:46,662
Also known as
The Magnificent Mento.

260
00:13:46,729 --> 00:13:48,430
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-Charmed.

261
00:13:48,497 --> 00:13:49,966
I'm sure.

262
00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:53,636
Garfield, it broke my heart
when I heard about Marie.

263
00:13:53,703 --> 00:13:55,505
ALL: Sorry your mom died.

264
00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:59,241
-She was my best friend
and I miss her terribly.
-(SNIFFLING)

265
00:13:59,308 --> 00:14:01,177
I could never take her place.

266
00:14:01,244 --> 00:14:05,648
But I'm really going to try
and be a good mom to you.

267
00:14:05,715 --> 00:14:08,384
-(SNIFFLES)
-Thanks, Rita.

268
00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:10,987
Now, wait here, all right?

269
00:14:11,054 --> 00:14:14,022
We all have
to go on a mission and die.

270
00:14:14,089 --> 00:14:15,123
No!

271
00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:16,893
Boo-yahscadoo!

272
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:19,562
-Doom Patrol, go!
-(TAPPING)

273
00:14:19,628 --> 00:14:21,196
-(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
<i>-♪ D-O-M</i>

274
00:14:21,263 --> 00:14:22,498
<i>♪ P-A-T-R-O-L</i>

275
00:14:22,565 --> 00:14:24,934
<i>♪ Doom Patrol, go! ♪</i>

276
00:14:25,001 --> 00:14:30,001
<i>♪ We are called
</i> <i>the Doom-Doom Patrol-trol</i>

277
00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:33,009
<i>♪ We'll go off
</i> <i>and die on a mission</i>

278
00:14:33,076 --> 00:14:35,912
<i>♪ But that's just
</i> <i>how we ro-oll</i>

279
00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:38,248
<i>♪ Not sure what else
</i> <i>you could expect</i>

280
00:14:38,314 --> 00:14:41,317
<i>♪ When there's Doom
</i> <i>right in our name</i>

281
00:14:41,384 --> 00:14:44,420
<i>♪ Oh, go figure
</i> <i>We were obsessed with playing</i>

282
00:14:44,486 --> 00:14:46,456
<i>♪ The Doom Card Game</i>

283
00:14:46,523 --> 00:14:49,358
-(BLOWING NOSE)
<i>-♪ No point shedding
</i> <i>tears now, dear Garfield</i>

284
00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:51,994
<i>♪ No searching for loopholes</i>

285
00:14:52,061 --> 00:14:56,299
<i>♪ Just wave goodbye
</i> <i>to your second mom</i>

286
00:14:56,366 --> 00:15:01,366
<i>♪ And avoid
</i> <i>all Doom Patrols! ♪</i>

287
00:15:04,607 --> 00:15:06,675
Elasti-Girl, I-- Rita!

288
00:15:06,742 --> 00:15:10,046
Please, I lost one mom,
I can't lose you, too.

289
00:15:10,113 --> 00:15:13,549
Okay, patrol,
spell it out!

290
00:15:13,616 --> 00:15:15,117
<i>♪ D-I-E
</i> <i>D-I-E</i>

291
00:15:15,183 --> 00:15:16,518
<i>♪ D-I-E</i>

292
00:15:16,585 --> 00:15:18,187
<i>♪ Let's die ♪</i>

293
00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:20,690
ROBOTMAN: Yeah!
We're not gonna make it.

294
00:15:20,757 --> 00:15:25,757
No. No, no.
I can't watch this.
I gotta get outta here.

295
00:15:26,662 --> 00:15:29,765
It's okay, Gar. Now that
both your moms are dead,

296
00:15:29,832 --> 00:15:31,901
you can come live
with your big sister.

297
00:15:31,968 --> 00:15:34,270
Hey, yeah. 'Cause...

298
00:15:34,337 --> 00:15:38,474
'Cause I'm your brother
from another mother
and another planet.

299
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:40,943
Where are you going, Mento?

300
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:44,814
Hello, Garfield,
I'm chickening out.

301
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,883
How else could I hide
in shame for years,

302
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:50,853
then resurface,
claim dubious parental rights,

303
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,455
take you away
from Miss Martian,

304
00:15:52,522 --> 00:15:56,325
and exploit your meta-powers
to make me rich? (ECHOING)

305
00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:58,294
Wow, he's a jerk.

306
00:15:58,361 --> 00:16:01,498
-Noted.
-(IN WALLY'S VOICE) You didn't
have to go with Mento.

307
00:16:01,564 --> 00:16:04,566
-M'Gann was totally willing
to fight for you.
-That's true.

308
00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:06,670
I was 14.
I didn't have a choice.

309
00:16:06,736 --> 00:16:11,736
Oh, really?
Well, no point
in sticking with her, then.

310
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:15,478
-M'Gann!
-Might as well channel surf.

311
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:20,545
-(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
<i>-♪ Hello, Megan ♪</i>

312
00:16:22,218 --> 00:16:26,689
Megan, Conner.
Pease, I don't know
what to do.

313
00:16:26,755 --> 00:16:28,457
-Stop!
-Are you kidding me?

314
00:16:28,524 --> 00:16:30,059
This green kid
needs a hospital.

315
00:16:30,126 --> 00:16:33,428
That green kid is my brother.
I know what he needs.

316
00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:35,231
-(GRUNTS)
-Hey, put us down!

317
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,201
Thanks, guys.
We appreciate your service,
but we got this.

318
00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:40,636
Oh, and we'll return
the gurney later.

319
00:16:40,703 --> 00:16:44,207
I'm sorry,
I called you and 911.

320
00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:47,009
-I wasn't sure what he needed.
-You did the right thing.

321
00:16:47,076 --> 00:16:48,677
Gar's in a psychic
fugue state.

322
00:16:48,744 --> 00:16:50,813
I have to help him
find his way out.

323
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,582
-You're my anchor.
-Always.

324
00:16:53,649 --> 00:16:58,186
Then I'm going in.

325
00:16:58,253 --> 00:16:59,254
(DOOR OPENS)

326
00:16:59,321 --> 00:17:01,871
(CANNED APPLAUSE)

327
00:17:05,161 --> 00:17:07,964
Mom, Rita, you're both here.

328
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:11,600
-You know this kid?
-Do I know him?

329
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,402
Um, no,
never seen him before.

330
00:17:13,469 --> 00:17:14,837
(CANNED LAUGHTER)

331
00:17:14,904 --> 00:17:16,839
Sure you have
the right house, kid?

332
00:17:16,906 --> 00:17:19,775
-Yeah, see, uh...
-Sure you're even born yet?

333
00:17:19,842 --> 00:17:21,777
(CANNED LAUGHTER)

334
00:17:21,844 --> 00:17:23,413
Come on, bestie.

335
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,715
Don't you think
you've forgotten
something important?

336
00:17:26,782 --> 00:17:28,284
Hello, Megan!

337
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,553
I totally forgot
I have all this fresh honey.

338
00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:34,957
-(GASPING)
-(CANNED LAUGHTER)

339
00:17:35,024 --> 00:17:38,127
-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
-I'll get it.

340
00:17:38,194 --> 00:17:40,396
-(CANNED APPLAUSE)
-Uh-oh.

341
00:17:40,463 --> 00:17:44,334
Hey, Megan,
Queen Bee wants
her honey back.

342
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,436
-AUDIENCE: Ooh!
-No, you can't have her back!

343
00:17:47,503 --> 00:17:49,339
AUDIENCE: Aww.

344
00:17:49,405 --> 00:17:51,607
Sorry, you weren't
in this episode.

345
00:17:51,674 --> 00:17:54,243
(CANNED LAUGHTER)

346
00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:57,646
She's right. So let's watch
an episode you were in.

347
00:17:57,713 --> 00:17:58,913
(STATIC)

348
00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:06,288
-(BIRD CHIRPING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING
IN DISTANCE)

349
00:18:06,355 --> 00:18:07,790
Mom?

350
00:18:07,857 --> 00:18:11,861
-Mom, where are you?
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

351
00:18:11,927 --> 00:18:13,762
-Mom!
-(CRASHES)

352
00:18:13,829 --> 00:18:16,379
(WHEELS CREAKING)

353
00:18:21,704 --> 00:18:24,740
(SOBBING)

354
00:18:24,807 --> 00:18:28,211
-(PLAY CHEWS)
-Stop.

355
00:18:28,277 --> 00:18:31,847
Stop. I'm done.
Change the channel!

356
00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:34,917
-Nothing else on.
-(TEARFULLY) Then shut it off.

357
00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:38,487
Okey-doke.

358
00:18:38,554 --> 00:18:39,922
What? What is it?

359
00:18:39,989 --> 00:18:44,039
I can't hear his heartbeat.

360
00:18:46,162 --> 00:18:48,298
You're not giving up, are you?

361
00:18:48,365 --> 00:18:52,201
I would not have picked you
as my Beast Boy, if I thought
you were a quitter.

362
00:18:52,268 --> 00:18:54,738
-What you talkin' 'bout,
Monkey?
-(CANNED LAUGHTER)

363
00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:59,804
-You didn't pick me. I got
a Martian blood transfusion.
-Martian blood?

364
00:18:59,942 --> 00:19:01,711
Okay, sure, that helped.
But face it, kid,

365
00:19:01,778 --> 00:19:05,314
you were chosen
by the magical, mystical
monkey god, moi.

366
00:19:05,381 --> 00:19:07,817
Why do you think
you can only change
into animals?

367
00:19:07,884 --> 00:19:12,188
And do the words,
"conservation of mass"
mean anything to you at all?

368
00:19:12,255 --> 00:19:15,158
Might even be
my magic that intervened

369
00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:19,195
and messed up those goggles
to keep you from being
brainwashed for good.

370
00:19:19,262 --> 00:19:21,297
-Uh, noted.
-Face it!

371
00:19:21,364 --> 00:19:24,033
You're Beast Boy,
because I made you Beast Boy.

372
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,201
I just needed a little help.

373
00:19:25,268 --> 00:19:28,337
-From M'Gann?
-From you.

374
00:19:28,404 --> 00:19:32,007
I made you Beast Boy,
but you made yourself a hero.

375
00:19:32,074 --> 00:19:34,911
So tell me,
has that really changed?

376
00:19:34,978 --> 00:19:38,147
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
If you're the monkey god,

377
00:19:38,214 --> 00:19:39,749
why do you sound
like Wally West?

378
00:19:39,816 --> 00:19:42,719
Hey, don't blame me,
your mind chose this voice.

379
00:19:42,786 --> 00:19:47,623
My mind? So, are you real?
Or is this all in my head?

380
00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:52,594
Don't know, kid.
Why not ask her?

381
00:19:52,661 --> 00:19:55,866
Mom?

382
00:19:55,932 --> 00:20:00,932
Nah, that's not my mom.
That's my beautiful sister,
M'Gann.

383
00:20:01,637 --> 00:20:04,574
Garfield, I found you.

384
00:20:04,641 --> 00:20:09,378
But you didn't really need me.
You solved it yourself,
didn't you?

385
00:20:09,444 --> 00:20:10,914
I think so.

386
00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:14,918
See, I've always thought
it would be cool
to be on TV like Mom.

387
00:20:14,985 --> 00:20:18,555
And for a while,
it did make me feel
close to her again.

388
00:20:18,621 --> 00:20:21,425
Ugh. Or maybe
it just distracted me,

389
00:20:21,492 --> 00:20:26,492
let me push away the ghosts
of her and Rita and Wally,
and everyone else I've lost.

390
00:20:28,665 --> 00:20:31,334
But I can see now
I was chasing a dream,

391
00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:36,401
or running from a nightmare,
or just feeling the mode.

392
00:20:39,108 --> 00:20:42,044
I'm ready
to get back to reality, now.

393
00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:44,446
Ready to get back to the life.

394
00:20:44,513 --> 00:20:47,917
(SNAPS FINGERS)

395
00:20:47,983 --> 00:20:51,154
Are you all right?
I was so worried.

396
00:20:51,221 --> 00:20:55,557
I'm crash.
Feeling more aster than I have
for a while, actually.

397
00:20:55,624 --> 00:20:56,792
Hmm?

398
00:20:56,859 --> 00:21:00,096
Sorry, my English.
What is "aster"?

399
00:21:00,162 --> 00:21:02,965
I'll explain later.

400
00:21:03,032 --> 00:21:04,934
I figured out a lot in there.

401
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,703
Starting with this.

402
00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:11,040
At Goodeworld Studios,
Gretchen Goode
handles everything.

403
00:21:11,107 --> 00:21:14,509
Meaning my boss
is one of the bad guys.

404
00:21:14,576 --> 00:21:17,913
Debrief later, but first,

405
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:19,982
thanks for sticking by me,

406
00:21:20,049 --> 00:21:21,851
Your Majesty.

407
00:21:21,918 --> 00:21:25,754
(CHUCKLES)
I warned you what would happen
if you called me that.

408
00:21:25,821 --> 00:21:30,327
Big talk.

409
00:21:30,394 --> 00:21:33,062
MEGAN: (TELEPATHICALLY, SIGHS)
<i>Now this is
</i> <i>as close to date night</i>

410
00:21:33,129 --> 00:21:34,998
as I'm going to get, isn't it?

411
00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:40,065
-CONNER:<i>All the kids
</i> <i>are doing it.
-(MEGAN CHUCKLES)</i>

412
00:21:51,613 --> 00:21:52,648
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

413
00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:55,864
(SUPER-CYCLE BEEPING)

414
00:22:37,159 --> 00:22:38,360
(BEEPING)