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This place is a mess.

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It's like I'm a kid again living with
you, Mom.

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My house never looked like this.

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Right. If this were your house, there'd
be beer cans and cigarette butts

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everywhere. And a sad little Mexican kid
would learn how to juggle so she could

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run away to the circus to have a normal
childhood. It'd be like that.

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I was gonna clean it up, but I'm swamped
with work. I just booked another

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wedding and a quinceanera.

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So you can't cook, you don't clean, and
you won't discipline your kids.

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Mom!

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I'm just trying to see what the
attraction is.

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George, if my business keeps expanding
like this, I'm never going to have time

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to clean the house.

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Okay, I'll handle this.

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Matt! Clean the house!

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He has homework to do.

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Well, why else do we have him?

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It's not like he's upstairs inventing a
car that runs on water or a pencil

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that's also a churro. Wait a minute.

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That is brilliant. How much do we have
in the savings? No.

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Hi, guys.

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Hey. Ay, Dios mio. This kitchen is a
disaster.

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I told you.

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Angie, you need a maid. No.

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No maids.

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I don't want some stranger in my house
going through my stuff, invading my

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privacy. George, we had a maid growing
up, and it was great.

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Yeah, they are like part of your family.

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Well, except they have to do what you
say and they leave at night.

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Don't.

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Never call them at home. Oh, man.

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You'll just hear gunshots and sirens in
the background and, well, it's

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depressing.

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Well, I remember when I was a kid seeing
all the Latinas at the bus stop waiting

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to go clean some rich guy's house. I
don't want to be that guy.

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It's not like that, Uncle George.

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I loved our maid Rita. She was the
hardest worker ever. You couldn't even

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distract her. I'd say, Rita!

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And she would keep on working.

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I thought her name was Vicky.

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Oh, my God.

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That's why she never turned around.

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I really miss Rita Vicky.

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Come on, Veronica.

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I'll take you to dinner.

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I was thinking of making paella for you
here, but something in that old bowl of

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rice just blinked at me. Let's go.

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It would only be one day a week, and
it's not like we're forcing them to

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What is wrong with giving a nice Latina
a job?

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You know what? I agree, Angie.

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When can you start?

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Señora, that dishes, por favor, rápido,
rápido.

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I told you I am too busy.

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Unless you want to clean the house, we
need a maid.

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All right, fine, I'll do it. I mean, how
much can there be?

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Do the laundry, dust the house. Vacuum
the living room, mop the kitchen floor.

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It's clean Max's bathroom.

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I don't know why you're giving me a hard
time on this, Angie. I work hard for a

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living. Get off my back. We need a maid.

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Thank you, Cheyenne. We'll give you a
call.

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You know what?

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I like her.

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She has no experience.

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She has no experience.

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Not as a maid.

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Not as a maid, but you hire and she
learns.

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I'll handle this one.

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Hi, Angie.

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be with you, sister.

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Here, have a seat.

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So, Ruth, did you come here about the
cleaning job?

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Well, I saw on the bulletin board that
you were looking for help one day a

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and I need something to keep me busy.

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Honey, having Ruth here would be much
better than some stranger.

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No offense, Ruth, but the person we hire
has to do some pretty tough work around

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here. Oh, I raised three boys.

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I can handle anything.

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And as a little bit of a bribe, I
brought you some muffins.

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Well, no offense, Ruth, but I'm not
making any decisions based on a muffin.

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a big deal for me to bring someone into
my house.

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There's pudding in the middle, I can't
believe it.

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You start tomorrow, senora, you're
fired.

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finish the laundry. Can you do the
living room?

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Oh, don't worry about it, Angie. I'll
take care of it.

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I'm making a list for Ruth. Do you have
anything that needs to be done?

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Uh, no, I got it.

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Honey, she works here now. What is it?

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I want to see it in front of her.
Angie's private.

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He needs his underwear washed.

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Hey!

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Well, do you?

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Yeah, real bad.

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I'm running late for my meeting. Ruth,
do you have my cell?

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George, if you need anything, please
tell Ruth.

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I'm not going to be in your way here, am
I?

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No, it's your house. Do whatever you
normally would.

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Oh, there you go.

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Are you feeling all right?

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Yeah, you know, just fighting the cold.

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Oh.

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You feel a little warm.

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I'm going to make you some chicken soup.

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Really? Well, you know what they say.
Chicken soup is the mother's penicillin.

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When I was a kid, my mom's penicillin
was, hey, fathead, walk it off.

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I'll bet you're getting sick because
you're working too hard.

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Yeah, well, I have put in a lot of hours
trying to break the productivity record

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of the plant.

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Did you do it?

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Yeah, I did.

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Good for you.

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Oh, that's fantastic news.

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You know, they gave me a certificate.

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It's not a big deal or anything. I mean,
in the whole history of the company,

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they've only given out two, and the
letters are in gold. Do you want to see

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Oh, would you look at that?

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This is going on the fridge, mister.

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No way. My mom never put anything on the
fridge unless it was embarrassing.

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Oh, that's horrible.

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I know, huh?

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I got an F on a test, and she put it on
the fridge, so I got her back.

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I found a letter to her from the free
clinic, and I put it up.

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That way, we both failed the test.

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Well, this is an accomplishment, and it
needs to be shown off.

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Put it over Max's history test. He only
got a B.

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Oh, I wish I had a camera so I could
take a picture of you with your

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certificate.

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I got a camera over here.

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Okay. Smile.

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Hey, what's going on? Nothing. This is
Ruth.

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I'm doing some cleaning for George and
Angie. Oh, you're the help. Give me a

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beer.

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Don't listen to her, Ruth. This is my
mom. You might have heard of her at

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church. After her last confession, they
found Father John in the shower

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screaming, I can't get clean. I can't
get clean.

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Nice to meet you.

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Well, the laundry can wait.

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I think I'll just run down to the market
and get what I need to make my chicken

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soup.

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And you, you rest yourself, mister.

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What the hell was that all about?

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She was just being nice to me.

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She even touched my head because she
thought I had a fever. You never did

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Well, I didn't know you were sick.

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Let me feel.

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No fever, but you do have a little red
mark. Where? Here!

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Again, again.

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I think I got it all.

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I know, but it just feels good.

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Oh. Okay,

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all done.

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You see, that wasn't so bad, was it?

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You said if I sat still, I'd get a
surprise.

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Yes, I did. And it's in the kitchen.

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When you told me you'd never had a
birthday cake when you were a kid, it

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broke my heart.

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So, to make up for that...

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I baked you a cake from scratch.

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What does from scratch mean?

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It means I made it with my own hands
just for you.

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And there's one special ingredient.

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Love?

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Cinnamon.

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Oh, but sure, sure.

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There's love in there somewhere.

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My boys used to love to ice their own
cake, so here, you try it. And write

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anything you want.

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Thanks,

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Mom.

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Oh, how sweet.

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Oh,

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are you getting sick again?

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Your eyes are all watery.

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No, it just looks like there's a lot of
cinnamon in that cake. You know, a lot

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of cinnamon.

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Ruth, what happened? It's a mess in
here.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I meant to get to it, but
we have had such a busy Saturday.

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Sometimes I wish I could just cross my
arms, blink my eyes, and make things

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happen.

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Thanks.

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Mom, you made me a cake?

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Uh, that's not for you.

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George, can I speak to you in the living
room? But can we make it quick? Because

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Ruth is taking me to the movies and she
said I could pick the candy. I'm going

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to pick the one that looks like worms
and after you eat them, you're like

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So, um, I didn't see you at church last
Sunday.

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Because my Saturday night was still
going on Sunday morning.

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His name is Chuck. How much can you
handle?

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Well, I would say save it for
confession, but we can't afford to lose

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priest.

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Look, I know you really like Ruth, but I
think she'd rather coddle you than do

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the work.

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Negative.

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weeks, and I've talked to her, but the
house is still a mess.

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We need to let her go.

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No, no way.

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She's not doing the job we're paying her
to do.

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I know what this is about.

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You can't stand it that someone likes me
more than you.

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It's sick.

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St. Angie is finally off her throne.

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They don't have thrones. Yeah, that's
nice. Correct everyone you run into.

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That'll make you more friends.

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I just want a clean house.

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And if Ruth can't do the work, we'll
have to get someone else.

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You know what? When I get back from my
meeting, I'll tell her it's not working

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out. No, you don't even know her. I'll
take care of it.

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I know I have a lot of work, but I
thought you two might like a piece of

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Here's one for you and one for you.

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Mine's bigger.

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Thank you, Ruth.

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George, was there something you wanted
to talk to Ruth about?

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Ruth.

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It's not working out.

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What?

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It's just not working out.

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Oh, sweetie.

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I'll get you a glass of milk.

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If I don't tell her I do, sorry.

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The floors? Go for it. All right.

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Hey, I don't get this. Just because your
cleaning woman is nice, you're going to

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do all her work for her? Hey, man, it's
more than that. You know, she cooks for

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me. She makes sure I'm feeling okay.

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You know, she cares.

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She sounds more like a mom than a maid.

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Oh, we're getting into your weird area,
aren't we?

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Dad, did Rick do the laundry?

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She's working on it. It's in the washer.

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But I need a shirt for tonight.

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I'm going to the movies with Laura
Ortiz.

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Hey, Ernie, give me a lemon, cut it in
half. It'll dirty a knife. I'm making a

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call.

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Arms up.

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Arms up. What are you doing?

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Hey.

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I'm dry cleaning the Lopez way. There,
you're all lemony fresh. Now, just a

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warning. If you hug her and she's got a
cut, she's going to scream.

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What is it?

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Angie just drove up, but we haven't done
the table.

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Do it. Okay.

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Evening, ma 'am. Evening.

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Sir?

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decided not to fire Ruth. I wanted to
give her one more shot.

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What, you just talked to her and she did
all this?

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Angie, I'm a manager.

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I got a look that can get people to do
what they don't want to do.

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Well, how come I've never seen the look?

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You got a ring on your finger, don't
you? You've seen the look!

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Mom, Dad, someone stole money from my
room.

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What are you talking about? Last
Christmas, Grandma gave me a $50 bill.

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And I was going to use it to take Laura
Ortiz in the movies, but now I can't

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find it.

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I think Ruth took it.

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Hold on a second. Before we start
calling people thieves, you gave them

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You never gave me that kind of money
when I was a kid. No, you didn't need

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You could never pull a girl like Laura
Ortiz.

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If that woman is stealing, I wouldn't
want her in my house. Why don't I just

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call Ruth... and give her a chance to
explain.

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Maybe she moved the money when she was
cleaning.

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In the meantime, we should double -check
your room. Come on.

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What?

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You wouldn't have anything to do with
this, would you, Mom?

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George, please. Now, I would never steal
from my grandson.

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What kind of a monster do you think I
am?

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Some kind of half -woman, half -bat.

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That feeds on children's dreams. You can
fly, but every time you do, you become

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a little bit shorter.

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That's why you only do it in
emergencies.

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You know what? I have been coming to
this house every day since Christmas,

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the money has always been here.

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Ruth's been here a couple of weeks. The
money's gone. You do the math. You'll

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probably get it wrong, but it's
important that you try.

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Oh, look at that. No one stole it. It's
on the floor. Max must have dropped it.

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Ah!

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You checked your bra.

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So? You took the money and you hid it in
there. I knew it. Oh, I didn't hide

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anything. The girls just needed some
air.

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They haven't been girls for 40 years.

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You know, George, you're just going to
have to believe me about the money

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because you don't have another choice.

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All right.

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Here we go.

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Oh, what's the knife for?

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If I'm wrong and there's no 50 in there,
I'm going to have to stab my eyes out.

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What's going on?

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My mom stole Max's money.

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Why are you trying to frame Ruth? I
wasn't trying to frame her.

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I'm in trouble, see.

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I owe a guy money.

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His name is Mike.

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Mike, roll wave, because he heats up
fast.

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And he has got a pretty... mean enforcer
named Jimmy the Dishwreck.

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I am so sorry.

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I don't remember seeing any money. I
hope you don't think I had anything to

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with this. Mom, apologize.

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Apologize. All right, fine.

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I'm sorry that you've got nothing in
your life.

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So to make up for it, you're trying to
steal other people's kids.

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What are you saying?

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I wasn't trying to steal George.

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Are you jealous of Ruth?

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No.

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I just think it's strange to come in
here and see you hugging my son.

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Why should that bother you? You never
hug me.

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I hugged you plenty.

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Yeah? What, when you were drunk and you
couldn't stand up on your own?

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Or that time in the grocery store when
you hugged me, but when you pulled back,

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there was a steak in my shirt.

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And you said, be cool, be cool, be cool.
I'll meet you at the car.

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Well, you blew that one.

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How many six -year -olds can be cool
with cow blood running down their legs?

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All right, fine. You got the 50. I'm out
of here. Hey, if you're jealous of

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someone else being my mom, then step up.
Give me a hug. Why?

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I don't need to prove anything.

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I wasn't a bad mom.

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You remember that one Christmas I gave
you a coupon for a hug?

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That's because you didn't want to buy me
a gift.

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And then I went to get the hug and you
said the coupon expired the day before.

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Why am I even here? You don't appreciate
anything I do for you.

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Fine. If you don't want to give me a
hug, I know someone who will.

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Mm -hmm. I love you. Huh? You like that?
How does that make you feel?

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Weird and uncomfortable.

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George, let go of Ruth. No. George!

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Look, I was just trying to make a little
extra money.

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But I'm sure the generic heart medicine
will work just as well as what I'm

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using.

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Where are you going, you mother?

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I am so sorry about this.

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We'll see you at church, huh? Well,
actually, I think I'll be transferring

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new church.

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One that you don't know about and can't
find.

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Are you happy you got rid of Ruth? Oh,
for God's sake.

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You want a hug? Will that end this?

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Yeah, it would, but you'll never do it.
Well, you don't know that.

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I do know that. You know what? Just
forget it. All right, fine.

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I'm going to prove to you that I can do
this. Let's just get it over with.

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Just close your eyes so I don't have to
see that needy little face.

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Is she gone?

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No, she's just about to hug you.

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You smell good, Mom. No, I can't do
this.

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You

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ready

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for work?

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Yeah, let's go.

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I'll meet you at the car, Mom.

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Oh, Kel, I didn't save it!