1 00:00:32,354 --> 00:00:37,083 - sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,791 - Ray-Ray? - Hey, Shosh. 3 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,236 Hey. 4 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,800 I'm so sorry about Hermie. 5 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:50,261 Yeah. 6 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:52,971 Turns out he actually had a disease, the old dick. 7 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:56,102 What did he have, if you don't mind my asking? 8 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:58,930 Scleroderma. It's a really horrible disease. 9 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,516 Leave it to Hermie to find the world's most obscure terminal illness, 10 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,602 show zero external symptoms, 11 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,687 and then die binge-watching "The Equalizer." 12 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,693 Well, I know what he meant to you. 13 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,855 Yeah, it's a roughie. 14 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:11,744 Yeah, I literally hate death. 15 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:13,951 Yeah, well, it's right there, right in front of us 16 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,741 just patiently waiting to take us all. 17 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:18,326 No. 18 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,330 Not me. 19 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,712 No? 20 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,500 Yeah, no, it's super random, 21 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:27,003 but I'm just not gonna die, like, ever. 22 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:30,014 Good. 23 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:32,259 Good, 'cause I don't think I could handle that. 24 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:48,049 Did you hear about Hermie? 25 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,145 Yeah, it's, like, the saddest thing ever. 26 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:52,895 I feel so bad for Ray. Poor Ray. 27 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,494 It's the best news for Ray. 28 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:02,787 He can finally install that socialist library he's always wanted. 29 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:05,002 He inherited everything! 30 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,132 He can do whatever he wants. It's a new day for Ray. 31 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:09,169 It's fantastic. I couldn't be happier. 32 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:11,003 You okay, Elijah? 33 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,088 You're looking a little unhinged. 34 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,434 Ha ha! No. No. 35 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:21,270 I just ended up accidentally taking, like, six Adderall. 36 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,268 I stayed up all night. 37 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,849 I did a real deep dive 38 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:25,774 into Ryan Dillon Davidson's Facebook page, 39 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,483 and I found some shit. 40 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:28,863 Are you still hung up on that? 41 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,569 Dude, it's not healthy. 42 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,009 Wait for it. 43 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,820 He is replacing the male lead 44 00:02:34,864 --> 00:02:38,244 in "Kinky Boots" on Broadway. 45 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:40,914 - Uh-huh. - And his nieces are hideous. 46 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,703 So many pictures of his nieces on Facebook. 47 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:43,996 All ugly. 48 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,869 All of them, ugly. 49 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,246 And then this news about "Kinky Boots." 50 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:49,714 What do I do with that? 51 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,003 When we were in the Obertones, 52 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:53,956 he was so terrible at harmony 53 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:57,928 that we had to arrange, like, 10 '90s alt songs for him. 54 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,890 It was a disaster. 55 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,310 I still listen to that cover of "Semi-Charmed Life" 56 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,769 just when I wanna, like, feel cozy. 57 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,849 - Oh! - It's cozy! 58 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:07,095 Hey, can you clean your room, 59 00:03:07,146 --> 00:03:09,436 like, a little bit before my mom gets here? 60 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,061 I mean, it's pretty revolting in there. 61 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,478 I want it to feel like adults live in this place. 62 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,317 You've gotta give your mom a little more credit than that, okay? 63 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,322 She's way more chill than that. 64 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,864 We almost made out once. 65 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,138 Come on. 66 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,561 Come on. 67 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,193 I don't wanna hurt you. 68 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,689 But what if I want you to? 69 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,022 As long as you promise to let me be sweet after. 70 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:56,488 No, no promises. 71 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,358 Just do it. 72 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,083 Fucking slut. 73 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:10,333 Yeah. Uh-huh. 74 00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:12,576 - Harder. - Fucking Texas whore. 75 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,378 Uh-huh. Yeah. 76 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,461 I'm gonna fuck all your holes! 77 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,838 Okay! 78 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,255 Satisfied? That's how you like it, right?! 79 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:24,054 Yeah. 80 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,225 Fuck. 81 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:36,073 Oh, my God. 82 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,360 You're weirder than even me. 83 00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:43,808 Maybe. 84 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:53,003 And cut. 85 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,293 - That was great. - Thanks. 86 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,996 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah. 87 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,546 - I didn't hit it too...? - No, no, it's fine. 88 00:04:57,589 --> 00:05:00,379 - Okay. - Oh, my God. That was hilarious. 89 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:02,336 You are incredible. 90 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:07,346 Like, look, you really captured, like, the sort of inane prattle 91 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:10,141 of someone who thinks they have more power than they actually do, right? 92 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,345 - So funny. - Well, thanks. 93 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:15,056 I don't know how many more takes I have with the spanking. 94 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:15,780 I think you can do it. 95 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,648 Oh, no, I think we're good to move on to Laird's place. 96 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:20,783 Oh, all right. Well, I'm gonna just make a call. 97 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,611 Okay, yeah. Let us know if you need anything. 98 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,196 - Water or something. - Just one thing, just one thing. 99 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:26,702 - I have an idea. - Yeah. 100 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:28,084 I think what we really need right now 101 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,950 is we need a tight on you 102 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,827 of your annoyance at the fact that you have to indulge her. 103 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,955 You know? I think that's important. 104 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,132 No, I think we're good. 105 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,290 Company move! 106 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:41,667 Company move! That's company move. 107 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,837 Mom, I can't get over how great you look. 108 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,796 It's the Weight Watchers. 109 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,006 And I actually like the meetings. 110 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:50,177 - Are you making friends? - I am. 111 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,425 And I thought giving up booze would be the hardest part, 112 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:56,268 but one of my new friends has a son with a medical marijuana card. 113 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,605 You're smoking pot? 114 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,069 It's medical, Hannah. 115 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,689 And I wish I'd started earlier in life. 116 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:03,817 Are you stoned right now? 117 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,534 I couldn't travel with it, 118 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,624 so I brought these. 119 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:10,619 I had two worms in the cab ride over here, 120 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:13,792 enough to relax me without turning me into Cheech and Chong. 121 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,172 Do... do you want one? 122 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,129 No, thank you. 123 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:19,749 I actually have to talk to you about something. 124 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:22,087 Please, if it's about your father, don't. 125 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:25,012 We haven't been speaking, and it's the best we've gotten along in years. 126 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,592 It's not about Papa. 127 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:28,677 And, um, before I share this, 128 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,522 I just wanna say that, well, I have thought about it a lot 129 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,268 and it is something that I really want, I think. 130 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:37,851 I'm also totally ready for your critiques, warnings, 131 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:41,318 admonishments, admonitions. 132 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,280 And I don't want you to feel that you can't speak freely, 133 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,951 but at the same time, I do want you to know that you're speaking to someone 134 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,370 who's made a very personal decision 135 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,119 being that I'm pregnant. 136 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,561 Pregnant. 137 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,734 Seriously? 138 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:06,382 Do you think it's so insane if I keep it? 139 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:09,473 Wow. 140 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:12,266 I don't... this is not what I was expecting. 141 00:07:12,268 --> 00:07:13,184 I know. 142 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:16,305 And I just wanna say the father is not in the picture. 143 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,733 He's not even somebody that I know. 144 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,312 He's, like, a random water ski instructor. 145 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,267 I'm literally never gonna see him again. 146 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:23,977 And it's just... I've been thinking so much. 147 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,897 I've been doing all the big thinking 148 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,316 about the ways that my life is gonna change and the little thinking, 149 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,945 like about how I'm gonna have to start drinking water. 150 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:31,782 And any way that I think about it, 151 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,287 I just get this feeling... 152 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,618 That this is your baby. 153 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,148 This is my baby. 154 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,418 Wow. 155 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:52,431 It's so weird to see him as a little kid. 156 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,602 You know? I feel like he's been middle-aged forever. 157 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:58,021 Yeah, we were all little kids once. It's wild. 158 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,851 Look at this. 159 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:01,297 Captain of the high school tennis team. 160 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:04,271 He won a game off John McEnroe once. 161 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:07,068 - Did he really, though? - Allegedly. 162 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,606 Is there somewhere you need to be? 163 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,237 Nope. Here with you. 164 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,284 Okay, good. I gotta show you this VHS collection, then. 165 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:17,118 It's amazing. He's got every Sam Peckinpah movie ever, 166 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,964 the Dominique Dawes tribute video from the '96 Olympics, 167 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,500 this amazing Steven Wright live concert performance, 168 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,754 and a ton of Skinemax... 169 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:28,296 "Emmanuelle," "Red Shoe Diaries," "Young Ladies of Chatterly." 170 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:31,342 - Oh, you know what I just realized? - What? 171 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:34,256 I have Physique 57 in an hour 172 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,306 in Manhattan. 173 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:39,140 Oh, I thought you did that 57 thing yesterday. 174 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,096 No, that was Quiet Pilates, 175 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,096 but they're really, really different, 176 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,568 so I like to keep a good balance of them. 177 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:48,609 But, um, you know what? I'll skip it. 178 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:50,654 I'll be a little misaligned this week, 179 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,737 but I think it'll be okay. 180 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:54,452 And if you need me here, here I am. 181 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:56,833 Right, I don't need you here, I want you here. 182 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,870 But if you need to go, that's fine, you know. 183 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,705 No, no, no, no, no. Don't put words in my mouth. 184 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:05,000 I want to be here for... with... for you and with you, 185 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,705 just maybe not in this exact house. 186 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,156 Right. 187 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,877 Yeah, Marn, if you... you know, 188 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,717 if you really feel you need exercise, 189 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,512 you know, maybe, I think you should go. 190 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,805 - Yeah? - Yeah. 191 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,008 All right, yeah. That makes sense. 192 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,458 And then we'll just... 193 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,306 um, we'll just, like, meet up later. 194 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,983 - How's that? - Yeah. Yeah, good. 195 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,819 Or alternatively, 196 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:30,779 you could go, we could not meet up later, 197 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:33,661 and instead, we could just break up. 198 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:36,239 - Wait, what? - I think we should break up, Marn. 199 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:39,115 Ray, I think this might be the grief talking 200 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,452 and potentially also the asbestos. 201 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:44,078 You can't stand here for 20 fucking minutes 202 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,916 and look at some beautiful fucking photos 203 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,001 of my very beautiful dead fucking friend? 204 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,086 20 minutes? 205 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:51,381 Okay, just to be fair, 206 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,915 it's been more like 40 minutes. 207 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,508 We never even talk anymore. 208 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:55,973 We never hang out. We never do anything. 209 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,723 We see each other all the time, Ray. 210 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,345 Yeah, after you've exercised 211 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,732 or when your online therapist's husband is awake 212 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,058 so she can give you a session. 213 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,353 I mean, don't you... isn't... 214 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,226 I want more, you know? 215 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,573 I need more, 'cause we're not gonna be here for very long. 216 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,148 You know? Very soon we're gonna be on the other side of the dirt. 217 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,074 You know, we're all going to the same place, each and every one of us. 218 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,513 - And that place... - Dead. 219 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,991 We're all gonna be dead. Yes, I know that. 220 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:18,333 Are you really this cliché, Ray? 221 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,408 Someone you sort of like dies 222 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:24,254 and suddenly you are rejiggering your entire outlook on life? 223 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,211 Why should I be smarter than this? 224 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,466 I'm not a bad person, by the way. 225 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,477 I don't want you to look at me. 226 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,523 Well, I'm looking at you. 227 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,227 You shouldn't have to deal with this. 228 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,687 I'm so fucking crazy. 229 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,722 Did you take your medicine? 230 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,954 - Did you take your medicine? - I thought I didn't have to. 231 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,615 - I thought I was better. - Oh, come on, Mira. 232 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,413 You know you can't do that. 233 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,117 It doesn't just fuck you over, it fucks me over, too. 234 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,787 Now my head feels so noisy. 235 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,165 - Well, of course it does. - I just want it to stop! 236 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,383 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 237 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,822 Don't... don't do that. 238 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,241 Okay? 239 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:30,862 I'm gonna ruin your life. 240 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,569 - No. - I am. 241 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:33,819 You won't even know it. 242 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,780 One day, you'll just... 243 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,901 you'll realize that you're stuck with a crazy person. 244 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,318 And not just, like, fun crazy. 245 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,027 Just crazy, crazy. 246 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,657 Hey. 247 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,325 Well, I don't care if you ruin my life. 248 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,338 At least you'll have been in my life. 249 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,267 And cut. 250 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,890 That was great, Genevieve. 251 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,097 That was great. Do you need a tissue? 252 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:11,437 No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 253 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,401 Okay. All right, everything's in focus? 254 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,152 - Yeah, it was good. - Okay. 255 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,193 - All right, I'll be right back. - Okay. 256 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,514 What do you think? 257 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,696 Um... 258 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,664 Isn't she kind of being a little heavy, like... 259 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,148 - I mean... - Heavy? 260 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,037 isn't she kind of a shit actress? 261 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,875 Are you serious? She's so dropped in, it's crazy. 262 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,802 Hey, is it cool if I take five to call my sister? 263 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,131 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure. 264 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:41,506 Of course, of course. Take... take 25. 265 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,853 Well, then I guess I just don't understand the point of the scene. 266 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,681 It's about when Mira goes off her meds. 267 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,886 Yeah, no. I know that. Thank you. 268 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,726 I mean, I don't understand why there's this whole romantic bit 269 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,272 where you swoop in and save her 270 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,187 and act like you guys are meant to be together 271 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,685 when this is a movie about a shit relationship. 272 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,568 The scene is about the fact that these two people, 273 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,656 while they have a very strong animalistic connection, 274 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,662 they're ultimately only gonna hurt each other. 275 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,124 It's about the tragedy of realizing 276 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:12,714 the relationship is too intense to survive. 277 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,381 Adam, that's us. 278 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,879 We're the intense ones. 279 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,881 All you and Hannah ever did was sit around, 280 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:21,013 watching those shows about when fat people do up their houses or whatever, 281 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,181 or you ate Frito-Lays in bed. 282 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,850 And then you met me, remember? 283 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:29,769 And then you met me, and then we had a real connection, you had real feeling. 284 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,139 And that's what this movie's about! 285 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,056 Did you even read the script? 286 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,944 No! No, I didn't read the script! I'm the producer. 287 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,811 I don't need to read scripts. I'm here to produce! 288 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,318 And your handwriting's shit, by the way. 289 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,360 I couldn't read a word of it. 290 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,242 Wow! 291 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,029 Cool. 292 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:45,953 Oh, that's sweet. Pretty cool. 293 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:50,452 This is very dope to come back to this artistic vibe still going on. 294 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,497 Wow! You guys are getting to festivals, right? 295 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,541 You guys are gonna do, like, "Slamdance"? 296 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,415 Oh, wait, hold on. I don't want to alarm anyone, 297 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:02,473 but pretty sure I just met my new soulmate. 298 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,969 She's right out there. 299 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,680 Her name is "Zhan-vee-ev." 300 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,721 She's out there on the phone, 301 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,765 and, man, she is something else. 302 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,731 Mm. 303 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,193 Mom, aren't you only supposed to have, like, one of those? 304 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,944 Must be a weak batch 'cause I don't feel nothing. 305 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,777 Hey, Hannah, just think... a year from now, 306 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,662 you'll be washing little bitty baby clothes. 307 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,280 That's so weird. 308 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,236 I've not even started to think about that. 309 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,907 I'll help you find a good doctor here 310 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,745 and we'll go together and hear the heartbeat. 311 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,710 You know, I loved being pregnant. 312 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,170 - You did? - Mm-hmm. 313 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,420 All I ever hear is how, like, 314 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:39,961 bloated and disgusting you feel. 315 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,335 Like, I know Kim Kardashian and Jessica Alba, 316 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,421 they were so unhappy. 317 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,085 Not me. 318 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,934 I felt productive every single day 319 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,179 because my body was doing this big, special job 320 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,621 all on its own. 321 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,890 I'm just glad 322 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:56,193 that you've really, really thought this through. 323 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,899 I have. 324 00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,769 I mean, I think I have, so. 325 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,816 Good, because make these choices when you're young 326 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,321 and you have no idea how they'll play out. 327 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,913 You know, I married your dad 328 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,329 and thought that would be that. 329 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,748 30 years later, here I am alone 330 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,368 on the edge of a cliff. 331 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:20,422 And this poor baby won't even have a grandmother. 332 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:24,092 - What's that supposed to mean? - Think about it, Hannah. 333 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,972 Your grandparents took you and your cousins to Colonial Williamsburg. 334 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,890 Do you think I'm gonna travel alone with this child? 335 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,309 My kid doesn't need to go to Colonial Williamsburg. I hated it. 336 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,520 I still have nightmares about that guy with the stick and the hoop. 337 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,230 Well, I'm sure Tad and his partner 338 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:42,981 will be thrilled to take your baby to Colonial Williamsburg. 339 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,856 Or we could all go somewhere together. 340 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,493 No. 341 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:47,949 Not gonna happen. 342 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,119 I would sooner shoot myself in the head. 343 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,949 Maybe you'll meet someone. 344 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:57,825 Do you have any idea of what my life is like on a day-to-day basis? 345 00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,044 Yeah, you teach and you have all your cool new Weight Watchers friends... 346 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:04,456 I can't even go to the movies anymore because I hate coming home. 347 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,836 I sit in the driveway in the car 348 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,264 because I don't wanna go inside the house. 349 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,303 'Cause you're scared someone's waiting to attack you? 350 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,097 'Cause, like, sometimes if I come home and Elijah's not there, 351 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,720 I'll go through the whole house with a nail file 352 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,727 and just, like, open every closet door. 353 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,769 No, no, no. You got it backwards, kiddo. 354 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,313 I know nobody's in there. Who would wanna bother me? 355 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,359 No. I'm alone. 356 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:30,454 This is it for the rest of my life. 357 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,740 But you're not alone, Mom. 358 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:37,195 You've got me and you're gonna have the baby, you know? 359 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,907 And you really might meet someone. 360 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,327 I know it doesn't feel that way right now, but... 361 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:44,246 Stop fucking saying that. 362 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,684 - Mom, I really wasn't... - See you back at the apartment. 363 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,972 I have five towels in this dryer. 364 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,274 - You can't wait one minute? - I don't have a minute. 365 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,002 Have you seen my mom? 366 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,626 You lost Loreen? 367 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,974 Elijah, she's high on pot gummies, okay? 368 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,300 She left all my laundry on the stoop. Look, this is her dress. 369 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,135 She could be being sex-trafficked for all I know! 370 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,221 What is this, the "Muppets Take Manhattan"? 371 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:40,984 Eh, she's fine. 372 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:43,269 Elijah, please! I'm freaking out! 373 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,606 Go get my shoes. 374 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,446 She's not picking up. What if she's passed out somewhere? 375 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,491 She's probably just, like, at a theater, fisting a box full of Raisinets. 376 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,985 Hannah? 377 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:03,038 - Mom, thank God! Where have you been?! - I needed a walk. 378 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,962 I can't understand what you're saying. You're not making sense. 379 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,171 Give me the phone, give me the phone. 380 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,881 Hey, Loreen! It's Elijah. 381 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,631 - Who? - Elijah. 382 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,552 - Hey! - Where you at, girl? 383 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,261 - I don't know. - Come on. 384 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,011 - Four egg rolls, please. - No, honey. 385 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,683 Extra crispy. 386 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,681 She's saying something about crispy egg rolls. 387 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,123 I mean, how could they be crispier? 388 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,021 Mom? 389 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,229 Fuck, she hung up. 390 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,774 Hannah, you've gotta keep her on the line. 391 00:18:24,776 --> 00:18:25,650 I'm trying, brother. 392 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,768 It's... you've gotta act like you're in that Halle Berry 911 movie. 393 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,317 Keep her on the phone. 394 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,570 - Loreen! - I can't run this fast! 395 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,402 - My shoe has a slight heel! - She's your mother. 396 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,988 Loreen! 397 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,743 - Mom! - Where are you going? 398 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,985 Well, the last place we saw her was a Laundromat. 399 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,447 So, you think she'd go back to a different Laundromat, Nancy Drew? 400 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,958 - I don't know! - What the fuck sense does that make? 401 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,880 - Loreen! - Loreen! 402 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,919 - Loreen! - Loreen! 403 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,133 - Loreen! - Loreen! 404 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,093 Loreen! 405 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,883 Loreen! Loreen! 406 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,718 That's not helpful. 407 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,521 - Hello! - Hi! 408 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,520 Hi, I'm looking for my mother. 409 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,812 I don't know if you've seen her. 410 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,515 - She's yay tall. - Yeah! 411 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:12,016 - Kind of spiky hair. - Rocker chick. 412 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,688 Rocker. Like a Midwestern rocker. 413 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,896 We're really worried about her. 414 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,357 She's pretty stoned and we don't know what's going on. 415 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,907 Loreen! 416 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,530 Loreen! 417 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,737 I'm just hoping that you could give us some k... 418 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,287 Loreen! 419 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,120 Would it be possible to purchase one dumpling? 420 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,166 Thank you very much, Nick. 421 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,709 And if you see my mother, 422 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,212 will you tell her that I'm looking for her? 423 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,964 - For sure. - Much appreciated. 424 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,416 - Bye. - Bye, guys. 425 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,085 Loreen? 426 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,534 Mom! 427 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,592 Loreen! Hannah, Loreen! 428 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,037 What? 429 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,021 Loreen! 430 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:46,138 No. Sorry, sorry. 431 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,845 Not Loreen. Not your mother. 432 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,296 Not your mother, not your mother. 433 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,654 - That was an ashtray person. - Oh, God! 434 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,650 We have to go. 435 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,231 Hannah, come on. 436 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,106 Move your little feet. 437 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,113 - Here! - This is it. This is it. 438 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:02,892 Oh. 439 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,369 Thank God. 440 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,456 Mom! 441 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,080 - Hi. - Hey! 442 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,878 My waitress is allergic to soy. 443 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:19,344 She works in a Chinese restaurant 444 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,505 and she's allergic to soy. 445 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,181 She's adorable. 446 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,184 You're an idiot. 447 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,976 Pot stickers! 448 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,270 Mom, you cannot run away like that, okay? 449 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:35,315 This is Brooklyn. It's one of the most dangerous places in America. 450 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,490 You don't know the terrain. You're not Lil' Kim. 451 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,928 She's fine. 452 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,279 Let's celebrate. 453 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:45,235 A toast to Hannah's baby. 454 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,696 - Mom! - Oh! 455 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,544 Yeah, a baby. 456 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,014 For real? 457 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:08,056 I mean, I was not gonna tell you like this, 458 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,771 but, yeah. 459 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:18,734 It's a fucking miracle of life. 460 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,178 Yeah. 461 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,072 Elijah, come on. I was going to tell you. 462 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,197 Obviously, you're the second person I was gonna tell. 463 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,411 Do not move, okay? 464 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,616 You have really fucked up my day. 465 00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:36,923 Wow. 466 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,592 What? 467 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,558 I'm sorry you're so angry. 468 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,138 I was going to try and explain it to you 469 00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:51,313 if you just let me start at the beginning. 470 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:52,437 No. 471 00:21:52,439 --> 00:21:55,693 No as in you don't wanna hear how I got pregnant? 472 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,022 Not really. 473 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,066 Okay, why? 474 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,820 Because to be perfectly truthful, 475 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:03,402 I think it's a really bad idea. 476 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,318 Okay, well, I understand how it would seem that way... 477 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,777 No, no, no, no. No. 478 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,447 It doesn't seem that way. 479 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,075 It is that way. 480 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:14,582 This is yet another reckless, impulsive, 481 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,825 typical Hannah decision 482 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,458 like cutting your own hair 483 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,594 or cyberbullying that girl you met at Barnes and Noble. 484 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,092 We did that together. 485 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,554 That was something we chose to do together for fun. 486 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:28,385 - So, I guess you're gonna move out now? - Well, I wasn't planning on it. 487 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:31,271 Pfft, well, I wasn't planning on sharing an apartment with some... 488 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:32,729 do you mind? 489 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:37,399 With some boring, 27-year-old single mom. 490 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,770 Well, I don't have to be boring. 491 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,516 I could be a cool single mom, you know, 492 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,818 like Lorelai Gilmore. 493 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,652 Elijah, I don't know what to say. 494 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,407 I always told you I wanted to be a mother someday. 495 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:50,790 Yeah, one day. You said one day you wanted to be a mother. 496 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,580 We got a really special, 497 00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:56,833 specific thing going on, you and me, yeah? 498 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,416 - Yes. - Yeah! 499 00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:01,801 And you just decided to go and ruin it with some baby. 500 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,259 I'm not gonna act like that's not what's going on, okay? 501 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,050 It's fine if that's what you wanna do, 502 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:08,684 but... 503 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,601 Elijah, I understand that this might seem crazy, 504 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,851 but you know what? I need you. 505 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,893 I really do. It's not like there's a dad in the picture. 506 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:19,978 - I thought we could do this together. - Oh, really? 507 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:22,444 You need help, and you just thought I would help you 508 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:25,435 raise your... your fatherless baby? 509 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,398 You don't think I have plans? 510 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:30,278 What's your plan, to, like, smoke salvia at 10:00 AM every day? 511 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,736 - Fuck you. - You know what? 512 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:33,116 You've said so many mean things to me 513 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,162 and I can't make one stupid salvia joke? 514 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,036 Elijah, come on! 515 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,503 I don't know, I kind of thought you'd be happy. 516 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:42,134 You're not ready for this. 517 00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:44,881 No, you're not ready for this. 518 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,724 I'm gonna say this to your face 519 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,168 'cause no one else will have the guts to. 520 00:23:50,170 --> 00:23:50,971 Great. 521 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,763 You're gonna be a terrible mother. 522 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,400 Oh, great, you're gonna cry now? 523 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:03,925 Ow! 524 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,721 Sorry. 525 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:31,054 Mic check. One, two, one, two, one, two. 526 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:34,805 This is Hermie coming at you from the living room of one Sonja Ballentini. 527 00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:37,269 So, Sonja, how's life? 528 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:41,400 You know what? It doesn't pay to complain. 529 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,229 Now, how's that, Sonja? 530 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:45,404 I learned in life 531 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,363 that you have to take the hard knocks the way they are... 532 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,614 - Sure. - ...and learn to live with it. 533 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:54,196 And learn how to be happy with it and without it. 534 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:56,413 Don't let the garbage get to you. 535 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,370 And I get up in the morning 536 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:00,995 and I say, "What am I gonna do 537 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,422 that's gonna make me happy today?" 538 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:05,291 I do that every morning, 539 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:08,088 and I found out that it's the best way to live 540 00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:09,842 because you get up and you say, 541 00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:14,644 "Well, I'm gonna do this for myself first." 542 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,220 Okay, Mom, you have all the symptoms of cannabis poisoning. 543 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:19,096 The good news is that, "Marijuana by itself 544 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:22,483 has never caused an overdose death in the United States to date." 545 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,191 So, you're not gonna be the first. Can you stand up? 546 00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:28,033 I'm done. My life is done. 547 00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:29,689 That's not true. You're not done. 548 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,317 I need you. We need you. 549 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:33,114 You're gonna be a grandma. Remember, Grandma Loreen? 550 00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,317 Oh, no, that's right. I'll be a grandma. 551 00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:38,488 And when you think of grandparents, you think of death. 552 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,197 Nuh-uh, I don't! 553 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,958 You're sweet. 554 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:45,791 You're so sweet. Come here. 555 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:49,840 - I just want you to know... - Mm-hmm? 556 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,552 every time I look at your baby, 557 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,893 I will see my own death. 558 00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:06,055 Mom? 559 00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:08,067 Mom. 560 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:27,670 Do you mind if I sit down? 561 00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:29,552 No, not at... not at all. 562 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,708 Thanks. I'm just avoiding someone up there, so. 563 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,840 Did you just move in, or...? 564 00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:38,176 No, I'm acting in a film that they're shooting here. 565 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,622 Oh. 566 00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:42,595 Would that happen to be Adam Sackler's film? 567 00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:44,483 Yeah. You know him? 568 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,400 Like, barely. 569 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:47,899 What's the role? 570 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,900 Um, her name is Mira. 571 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,612 She's a writer. 572 00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:54,319 It's actually a really fun part. 573 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:55,953 She's, like, the love interest 574 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:59,030 and she's mentally ill, so it's fun. 575 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:00,236 Great, yeah. 576 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,576 Oh, do you want a cigarette? 577 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,791 Oh, no, thank you. 578 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,752 I'm actually pregnant, so. 579 00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:09,708 Oh, my God. 580 00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:11,924 - Oh, that's so fun! - Oh, don't worry about it. 581 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,474 I think a certain amount of, like, secondhand smoke is to be expected 582 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:15,758 just in city life. 583 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,721 Is it... is it your first? 584 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:19,432 Yeah. Yeah. 585 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:20,722 Do you have kids, or...? 586 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,175 Yeah, I have three. 587 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:25,934 - Oh! - Being pregnant is the best. 588 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,478 Are you loving it? 589 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:29,861 No. No. 590 00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:32,019 Right now, I'm just more worried about, like, getting the baby out of me 591 00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:33,468 and then, like, what I'm gonna do with it. 592 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:36,486 Today was such a fucking nightmare. 593 00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:38,410 I don't wanna be responsible for anyone else for the rest of my life. 594 00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:40,739 - That's insane! - Jesus, don't worry about it. 595 00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:42,405 Kids are super easy. 596 00:27:45,748 --> 00:27:47,998 It's being an adult that's hard. 597 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:59,264 - I'm sorry. - No, don't be.