1 00:00:02,896 --> 00:00:05,448 Good comedy and likability. 2 00:00:05,551 --> 00:00:07,296 There's no sell-by date on that sort of thing. 3 00:00:07,379 --> 00:00:11,551 What they wrote was timeless because it was authentic. 4 00:00:11,655 --> 00:00:15,896 It's the kind of show I wish was on the air right now. 5 00:00:17,103 --> 00:00:19,758 Whenever you find it on TV, it makes me stop, 6 00:00:19,862 --> 00:00:22,103 and every joke is still just as funny, 7 00:00:22,206 --> 00:00:25,275 and this Murderers' Row of a cast. 8 00:00:25,379 --> 00:00:27,379 Ray was somebody you wanted in your home. 9 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:29,655 You wanted to be part of that family. 10 00:00:30,758 --> 00:00:34,586 I believe in 20, 30, 40, 50 more years, 11 00:00:34,689 --> 00:00:36,296 we'll still love Everybody Loves Raymond. 12 00:00:36,379 --> 00:00:38,655 The writing and the acting, directing, 13 00:00:38,758 --> 00:00:40,517 that was near perfect, my God. 14 00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:41,965 And it's in color. 15 00:01:26,413 --> 00:01:27,793 Oh. 16 00:01:34,931 --> 00:01:37,206 Look at this. It's crazy. 17 00:01:38,206 --> 00:01:40,793 Don't make me cry. 18 00:01:40,896 --> 00:01:42,724 Thank you. Thank you. 19 00:01:45,655 --> 00:01:47,310 Please, sit. 20 00:01:47,413 --> 00:01:49,206 I love you. I love you. Thank you. 21 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,710 Don't make me cry yet. There's gonna be a lot of that. 22 00:01:51,793 --> 00:01:53,227 Let me just tell you something. 23 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:56,482 The reason we're doing this is because of the fans. 24 00:01:56,586 --> 00:02:00,344 I mean, I miss it. I miss everything. I miss you people. 25 00:02:00,448 --> 00:02:01,793 I miss the cast. 26 00:02:01,896 --> 00:02:04,551 My real wife is backstage with my TV wife. 27 00:02:04,655 --> 00:02:07,034 Yes. 28 00:02:07,137 --> 00:02:09,089 If you've been married for a long time, folks, 29 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:11,434 you know, there's a lot of ups and downs, and, uh, 30 00:02:11,517 --> 00:02:13,261 this is an example of how long we've been married. 31 00:02:13,344 --> 00:02:15,586 The other day, she actually said to me, 32 00:02:15,689 --> 00:02:18,931 "You know, you don't talk a lot, 33 00:02:19,034 --> 00:02:21,931 but when you do, it's too much." 34 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:27,468 We're gonna have a great night. I'm so glad you're here. 35 00:02:27,551 --> 00:02:29,123 Who came from, like, far away? Who's from the... 36 00:02:29,206 --> 00:02:30,620 Where are you from? 37 00:02:30,724 --> 00:02:32,882 Philippines. I watched you when I was, like, seven or eight. 38 00:02:32,965 --> 00:02:34,793 -In the Philippines? -Yes. 39 00:02:34,896 --> 00:02:36,448 But, of course, dubbed in...? 40 00:02:36,551 --> 00:02:39,624 -No, I learned English from you. -You learned English from me. 41 00:02:44,896 --> 00:02:47,137 Well... 42 00:02:47,241 --> 00:02:51,000 I-I appreciate it, but thank you very much. 43 00:02:51,103 --> 00:02:53,068 Listen, before we go even further, 44 00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:57,758 I want to bring out a man who's been my partner in this venture, 45 00:02:57,862 --> 00:03:00,379 in this journey for the last 30 years. 46 00:03:00,482 --> 00:03:03,586 He's the reason that this show exists, 47 00:03:03,689 --> 00:03:05,896 but this was his baby, just like it was mine. 48 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,896 Please welcome Phil Rosenthal. 49 00:03:21,551 --> 00:03:23,172 How great is this? 50 00:03:23,275 --> 00:03:25,310 This is amazing. 51 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:28,241 You learned how to speak English from Ray Romano? 52 00:03:28,344 --> 00:03:31,103 So were your first English words, "Oh, no"? 53 00:03:33,586 --> 00:03:36,413 -First of all, let's get one thing out of the way. -Yes. 54 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:39,413 This, I'm sure you know, is a reunion. 55 00:03:39,517 --> 00:03:41,862 -This is a reunion that we... -Not a reboot. 56 00:03:41,965 --> 00:03:43,793 We're never gonna do one because, uh, 57 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:47,241 we're missing three cast members, three family members. 58 00:03:47,344 --> 00:03:49,020 So, we would never try to do the show without them. 59 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:50,813 -It wouldn't be the same. -No. 60 00:03:50,896 --> 00:03:52,675 And we have too much respect for the show itself 61 00:03:52,758 --> 00:03:55,158 -and for the, for the beautiful audience... -Right. 62 00:03:55,241 --> 00:03:56,434 To keep it the way it is. 63 00:03:56,517 --> 00:03:59,758 And thankfully, the show is still on 64 00:03:59,862 --> 00:04:02,379 every day all over the world, which... 65 00:04:02,482 --> 00:04:04,379 Right. 66 00:04:04,482 --> 00:04:07,241 If you want to visit your friends, uh, we're here. 67 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:10,310 How did we meet? 68 00:04:10,413 --> 00:04:13,517 Well, I was in bed. 69 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:16,275 And I was watching David Letterman with my wife. 70 00:04:16,379 --> 00:04:19,068 -This would've been 1995? -'95. 71 00:04:21,206 --> 00:04:23,413 Uh, we had a production company, 72 00:04:23,517 --> 00:04:26,344 and we were always looking for a funny project. 73 00:04:26,448 --> 00:04:30,827 And I-I think we were all pretty greedy when we saw Ray. 74 00:04:30,931 --> 00:04:32,158 All right, ladies and gentlemen, next guest 75 00:04:32,241 --> 00:04:33,931 is a very funny comedian, uh, 76 00:04:34,034 --> 00:04:36,020 making his first appearance with us tonight. 77 00:04:36,103 --> 00:04:38,054 -He can also be seen... -Wow, I just, uh, 78 00:04:38,137 --> 00:04:40,310 look like a mid-level mortuary 79 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:41,896 has gotten a hold of me. 80 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,123 Favor now, please, a nice welcome for Ray Romano. 81 00:04:44,206 --> 00:04:45,275 Ray. 82 00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:51,206 My first impression, he's wearing his father's suit. 83 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:53,551 But that's fine. I'm gonna let that go. 84 00:04:53,655 --> 00:04:57,862 I have a three-year-old daughter and twin two-year-old boys. 85 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,172 Wow. 86 00:05:00,275 --> 00:05:02,482 Thank you. 87 00:05:02,586 --> 00:05:04,620 Single people are here. 88 00:05:05,965 --> 00:05:07,020 I can make them laugh. 89 00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:08,572 I can make an infant laugh in a second. 90 00:05:08,655 --> 00:05:11,296 I'll tell you, I'm losing my perspective on adult humor. 91 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:14,413 I wrote one new joke since my twins were born. 92 00:05:14,517 --> 00:05:16,761 Here, is this funny? What do you think of this? 93 00:05:17,103 --> 00:05:19,206 Hi. 94 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:21,862 Hi, everybody. 95 00:05:21,965 --> 00:05:23,689 That rings true with me. 96 00:05:23,793 --> 00:05:25,896 I had no idea how to be a parent, 97 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,241 so I thought, if I can make the kid laugh, 98 00:05:28,344 --> 00:05:29,758 I've done something. 99 00:05:29,862 --> 00:05:31,330 I'm glad. I'm glad you laughed. 100 00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:33,068 If you didn't laugh at that, 101 00:05:33,172 --> 00:05:36,241 I would've had to come and rub my nose in your bellies. 102 00:05:36,344 --> 00:05:38,379 Yeah. Aw. 103 00:05:38,482 --> 00:05:41,413 Ray is the guy, and let's go, 104 00:05:41,517 --> 00:05:43,034 and before he gets in the cab, 105 00:05:43,137 --> 00:05:44,606 let's get him to sign something. 106 00:05:44,689 --> 00:05:46,917 And I think it was a combination of his likability 107 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,172 and the quality of the material. 108 00:05:49,275 --> 00:05:52,000 I-I thought, you know, pretty run-of-the-mill topics, 109 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:54,758 but the quality of the jokes in those topics, 110 00:05:54,862 --> 00:05:57,379 I-I thought were superior. 111 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,813 It was just dumb luck that we had anything to do with it. 112 00:05:59,896 --> 00:06:04,310 I-It's like, uh, you know, kids playing with fireworks. 113 00:06:04,413 --> 00:06:06,344 Oh, geez, it actually exploded. 114 00:06:06,448 --> 00:06:08,103 It was sort of like that. 115 00:06:14,655 --> 00:06:16,551 That's why we're here. 116 00:06:18,206 --> 00:06:20,689 A week later, they called me and said, 117 00:06:20,793 --> 00:06:22,917 -"We'd like to sign you to a deal..." -Right. 118 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,931 "To try to produce a sitcom." 119 00:06:25,034 --> 00:06:27,310 -Right. -And then, 120 00:06:27,413 --> 00:06:31,206 I had to go find a guy to write it and run it. 121 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:34,965 -And... -D-Did you? 122 00:06:35,068 --> 00:06:37,896 So, they set us up on a blind date 123 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,192 here in L.A. at Art's Deli on Ventura Boulevard, 124 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,344 and we meet. 125 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:43,296 -We meet. -And I say to Ray, you know, 126 00:06:43,379 --> 00:06:45,951 "Tell me about yourself," just like I would with any of you 127 00:06:46,034 --> 00:06:48,089 if we were gonna work together, but we didn't know each other. 128 00:06:48,172 --> 00:06:49,586 So, tell me about yourself. 129 00:06:49,689 --> 00:06:52,689 And you said, "Well, I got twin boys and an older daughter", 130 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:54,537 "and my parents live close by in Queens, 131 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:55,813 -"and..." -You got to do the voice? 132 00:06:55,896 --> 00:06:57,158 -You got to do the little...? -A little bit. 133 00:06:57,241 --> 00:06:58,896 -Yeah, okay. -And then the, uh, 134 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,965 "My-my older brother's a police sergeant. He lives with them. 135 00:07:02,068 --> 00:07:04,744 "He's always touching, uh, every bite of food to his chin 136 00:07:04,827 --> 00:07:06,744 "before he eats it, and he's kind of jealous of me. 137 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:09,344 "He saw my stand-up comedy award, and he said, 138 00:07:09,448 --> 00:07:12,655 'Never ends for Raymond. Everybody loves Raymond.'" 139 00:07:12,758 --> 00:07:14,482 And do you remember what I said? 140 00:07:14,586 --> 00:07:18,275 You said, uh, "Well, I don't think there's anything there." 141 00:07:21,172 --> 00:07:22,399 -Jokingly. -I thought that was 142 00:07:22,482 --> 00:07:24,137 a very good place to start. 143 00:07:24,241 --> 00:07:26,482 And what I didn't know about the personalities 144 00:07:26,586 --> 00:07:28,413 in Ray's family, I filled in 145 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:30,413 with the personalities from my family. 146 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:34,103 90% of everything you saw on the show 147 00:07:34,206 --> 00:07:37,517 happened to me or to Ray or to one of the other writers. 148 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,206 What are you doing? 149 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:41,896 Uh... 150 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,931 The show had premiered. 151 00:07:44,034 --> 00:07:46,517 And Ray said to his wife, "Anna, 152 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:49,655 my show just premiered in front of all these people." 153 00:07:49,758 --> 00:07:52,310 And she said, "Yeah? And I just cleaned plum 154 00:07:52,413 --> 00:07:54,068 off the ceiling from the kids." 155 00:07:54,172 --> 00:07:58,172 I think this show means everything to us. 156 00:07:58,275 --> 00:08:00,724 It got to capture our family, 157 00:08:00,827 --> 00:08:02,344 Ray's family, 158 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:05,034 everybody who worked here, their families. 159 00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:07,985 It was just like a community, you know, we became a community. 160 00:08:08,068 --> 00:08:10,965 We all felt so safe here and welcomed. 161 00:08:11,068 --> 00:08:13,123 I remember my dad would, he'd come out 162 00:08:13,206 --> 00:08:15,758 right before the show, he'd greet the audience. 163 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:18,103 He always would bring you up, say hello. 164 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,310 He'd do the same joke with the audience about having twins. 165 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,482 Like, "Here's Matt. I have another son. 166 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,848 If he was here, it'd look like this," 167 00:08:24,931 --> 00:08:27,793 and then I'd go behind him and stand on that side. 168 00:08:27,896 --> 00:08:30,793 There's one episode based on a real thing that I did, 169 00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:32,089 which is, when I was in first grade, 170 00:08:32,172 --> 00:08:33,482 we all had to write books, 171 00:08:33,586 --> 00:08:35,965 you know, little picture books. 172 00:08:36,068 --> 00:08:37,620 My book was... 173 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:41,034 "The Angry Family." 174 00:08:44,034 --> 00:08:45,434 All the parents came in to read it, 175 00:08:45,517 --> 00:08:48,758 and, you know, they were all looking at my parents. 176 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,482 The mommy was mad at the daddy. 177 00:08:54,689 --> 00:08:56,137 He got an episode out of it. 178 00:08:56,241 --> 00:08:59,758 Yeah, the Ray on the show is the Ray at home. 179 00:08:59,862 --> 00:09:02,241 And that is because, at home, 180 00:09:02,344 --> 00:09:04,881 he does a lot of annoying things that drive me crazy. 181 00:09:04,965 --> 00:09:06,862 I think if I were to do an impression, 182 00:09:06,965 --> 00:09:09,931 it's just a little bit deeper, like, 183 00:09:10,034 --> 00:09:11,965 grunt, like a... I don't know. 184 00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:13,537 People do the grunt, right? Ugh. 185 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,275 -Ah, come on. -Ugh. My-my back is here, 186 00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:17,399 it's-it's a little... Ugh. 187 00:09:17,482 --> 00:09:18,985 Okay, now it's, now it's even worse. 188 00:09:19,068 --> 00:09:20,873 -Now it's even worse. -Debra. Debra. 189 00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:23,192 Who brought the cookies here? Who brought the donuts? 190 00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:24,330 All right, I'm just gonna eat one. 191 00:09:24,413 --> 00:09:26,310 Oh, my God, it's so good. 192 00:09:26,413 --> 00:09:27,931 Five minutes later. 193 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:30,655 Ugh, my stomach hurts. Ally, why'd you do that? 194 00:09:30,758 --> 00:09:32,965 -Come on. -Oh, my back. Oh no. 195 00:09:33,068 --> 00:09:34,970 -Oh, Debra. -Yep, there it went again. 196 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:40,034 I think one of the things that put it over the top, 197 00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:44,241 where CBS had to decide whether to put us on, 198 00:09:44,344 --> 00:09:47,310 was something out of your actual life, which was... 199 00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:49,158 Well, when I'm writing the pilot, I'm thinking, 200 00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:51,586 "How do we convey exactly, 201 00:09:51,689 --> 00:09:55,586 in a short amount of time, how crazy Ray's parents are?" 202 00:09:55,689 --> 00:09:59,379 And then, this happened to me, where I sent my parents... 203 00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:01,068 I thought I was being nice 204 00:10:01,172 --> 00:10:03,620 a gift of Fruit of the Month Club. 205 00:10:05,758 --> 00:10:08,172 Look, I appreciate the thought, Raymond, 206 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,034 but please don't ever send us any more food again, okay? 207 00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:12,344 Thanks. Thanks, darling. 208 00:10:12,448 --> 00:10:14,655 Well, another box is coming next month. 209 00:10:14,758 --> 00:10:16,965 What? More pears? 210 00:10:17,068 --> 00:10:20,655 No. No, it's a different fruit every month. 211 00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:21,758 Every month? 212 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:23,000 Yes, yes, 213 00:10:23,103 --> 00:10:24,813 that's why they call it Fruit of the Month Club. 214 00:10:24,896 --> 00:10:26,275 It's a club? 215 00:10:26,379 --> 00:10:28,296 Oh, my God, what am I gonna do with all this fruit? 216 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:30,827 Well, most people like it, Ma. You share it. 217 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,882 -Share it with all your friends. -Which friends? 218 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,655 I don't know, Lee and Stan. 219 00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:36,261 Lee and Stan buy their own fruit. 220 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,862 Well, give it away. 221 00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:40,931 -Why did you do this to me? -Oh, my God. 222 00:10:41,034 --> 00:10:43,448 I can't talk. There's too much fruit in the house! 223 00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:44,655 Aw... 224 00:10:44,758 --> 00:10:47,172 What do you think we are, invalids? 225 00:10:47,275 --> 00:10:49,724 We can't go out and get our own fruit? 226 00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:51,689 I tried to tell him! 227 00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:53,675 All right, I'm canceling the fruit club! 228 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:56,137 Oh, good. Thank you, Raymond. Thank you. 229 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,793 And don't do that again. 230 00:10:57,896 --> 00:10:59,689 Like we don't have enough problems. 231 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,606 What I didn't realize, and what I learned 232 00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:11,862 from doing that, from us doing that, 233 00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:14,896 oh, wait, your parents are all crazy, too. 234 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,020 Yes. 235 00:11:16,103 --> 00:11:17,379 We get it all the time. 236 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,689 People from all over parts of the world 237 00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:21,710 tell us, "That's my mother. That's my, that's my father." 238 00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:23,054 -"That's my brother." Yeah. -We didn't know your mother. 239 00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,468 -We were writing our mother. -Yeah. 240 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,296 And we have so many favorite episodes, 241 00:11:26,379 --> 00:11:28,641 some of the ones we're gonna talk about tonight. 242 00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:31,172 I have one that just came to mind, and it's good 243 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:33,572 since we're starting. You know, we did a flashback episode 244 00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:35,620 at the end of every season, 245 00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:38,724 and this was my favorite because it's how they met, 246 00:11:38,827 --> 00:11:40,758 meaning Ray and Debra. 247 00:11:42,172 --> 00:11:43,744 You know, it looks like I made too much food here 248 00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:45,172 if you're, um, hungry. 249 00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:48,586 Oh. Yeah? 250 00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:49,965 Yeah, you want some? 251 00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:52,758 All right, yeah. Wrap it up. I'll eat it in the truck. 252 00:11:56,827 --> 00:11:58,620 Can I ask you something? 253 00:11:58,724 --> 00:12:00,482 Yeah, sure. 254 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:03,931 Were you making all that food for someone, 255 00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:06,103 and they didn't show up? 256 00:12:06,206 --> 00:12:08,275 They showed up. 257 00:12:11,172 --> 00:12:12,158 Hey, you want something to drink? 258 00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:13,399 Yeah, yeah. Well, let me get that. 259 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,123 -Okay, the glasses are right there. -Okay. 260 00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:16,275 -Ice? -Yeah. 261 00:12:16,379 --> 00:12:17,842 -That'd be great. -All right. 262 00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:35,172 I like the, I like the round cubes with the holes in 'em. 263 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:37,689 Those are my favorite kind of cubes. 264 00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:44,310 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 265 00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,413 -You all right? -Yeah. 266 00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:53,482 You're a good kisser. 267 00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:55,241 All right, you're in shock. 268 00:12:59,241 --> 00:13:01,172 You're both so great in that, 269 00:13:01,275 --> 00:13:04,241 and-and it's just so sweet to me in addition to being funny. 270 00:13:04,344 --> 00:13:05,951 The flashback episodes were always... 271 00:13:06,034 --> 00:13:07,931 -So fun. -Fun to do. 272 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:10,089 Look, I like all the episodes, but of course 273 00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:12,172 there's some we like more than others. 274 00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:13,675 And I have, like, a top five, 275 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:16,241 and I... The one off the top of my head 276 00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:18,089 is, uh, called "Talk to Your Daughter." 277 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:21,655 So, "Talk to Your Daughter" is about 278 00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:24,482 at some point having to have the talk 279 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:28,586 with your child about the birds and the bees, you know? 280 00:13:28,689 --> 00:13:32,862 When a man and a woman love each other very much, 281 00:13:32,965 --> 00:13:34,344 they get married. 282 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:38,586 And then, sometimes, they decide to make a baby. 283 00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:42,620 I know that the man and the woman have to do something, but 284 00:13:42,724 --> 00:13:44,482 why are we born? 285 00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:47,137 Why has God put us here? 286 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:06,104 -Why are we here, Daddy? -Yeah, I heard you. I heard you. 287 00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:10,793 You don't want to talk about sex? 288 00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:15,399 -What do you mean? -Ally didn't want to talk about sex. 289 00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:17,296 She started asking questions about life. 290 00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:20,586 Why did God put us here? Crazy stuff like that. 291 00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,586 Wow. So what did you say? 292 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:25,551 I told her we're here because heaven is crowded. 293 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,296 You said heaven is crowded? 294 00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:31,482 I got ambushed! 295 00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:32,951 If you want to know what's in the Bible, 296 00:14:33,034 --> 00:14:34,675 why don't you talk to Father Hubley? 297 00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:36,551 Hey, that's right. You know what? 298 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,448 It's his job to know these things. 299 00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:39,848 What, are you gonna call him? 300 00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:43,137 Yeah, what are we putting the money in that basket for? 301 00:14:43,241 --> 00:14:45,227 Me and the family were just sitting around, 302 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:48,103 and we had a quick question for you. 303 00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:50,241 What is the meaning of life? 304 00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:54,089 So, if you could get back to us as soon as possible, 305 00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:55,655 we'd appreciate it, all right? 306 00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:03,586 I'd hate to admit it, but I'm guilty of... 307 00:15:03,689 --> 00:15:06,020 -What? You... -I didn't have that talk with my kids. 308 00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:08,137 Now I have 19 grandchildren. 309 00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,985 All right, they don't want to hear two old guys talk. 310 00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:13,330 -Should we... -They don't? 311 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,089 Should we bring out, uh, bring out some people for you? 312 00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:16,158 Yes, yes. 313 00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:18,413 Yeah. 314 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,103 Let's do that. 315 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,793 We'll do it right away. 316 00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:30,813 When I got married, I didn't just get a husband. 317 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,137 I got a whole freak show 318 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:34,485 that set up their tent right across the street. 319 00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:37,793 Oh, you were open and considerate 320 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,468 and willing to look at your own faults. 321 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:41,448 You made me sick. 322 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:43,551 Ray. Ray. Ray. Ray! 323 00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:45,448 Hello, Raymond. 324 00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:47,330 I do not have a drinking problem, sir. 325 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,310 What I have 326 00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:50,827 is a mother-in-law problem. 327 00:15:50,931 --> 00:15:52,103 -Whoo! -Woo-hoo! 328 00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:57,448 No. No. No. 329 00:15:57,551 --> 00:15:59,344 -We're going to counseling. -No! 330 00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:01,365 I meant what I said here today. I love you! 331 00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:02,399 I'm pregnant! 332 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:03,517 I am not the yeller. 333 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,123 You are the reason for the yeller! 334 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,517 You have no idea 335 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:07,937 what I have to put up with. 336 00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:16,620 Ladies and gentlemen, Patricia Heaton. 337 00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:19,000 Patty! 338 00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:36,965 Look at these two. 339 00:16:37,068 --> 00:16:38,517 I'm so happy. 340 00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:40,344 Do you know... I didn't say this 341 00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:42,827 we saw 200 women 342 00:16:42,931 --> 00:16:44,620 before we found Patty Heaton. 343 00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:46,206 200. 344 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:50,034 And when she came in, she just knocked it out of the park. 345 00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:52,620 I mean, you can talk about what that day was like. 346 00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:56,931 Well, I was going through, and I think why the show worked, 347 00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:59,586 we were all going through what the Barone family 348 00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:01,641 -was going through in our lives. -We all had kids. 349 00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:03,296 -Yes. Yes. -We all were newly married, yes. 350 00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:05,482 And I had, I had a three-year-old 351 00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:07,758 -and a one-year-old in my life. -Right. 352 00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:11,310 I had a babysitting issue when I was coming to the audition. 353 00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,965 I needed to get back. 354 00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:16,000 I was cutting out coupons for 50 cents off 355 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,448 two packs of Ball Park Franks. 356 00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:21,000 And so I needed the gig. 357 00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:22,606 And I got there, and there was a waiting room 358 00:17:22,689 --> 00:17:24,241 of at least eight women. 359 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,744 And I thought, "I'm never gonna get back in time 360 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:26,813 for the babysitter." 361 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:29,413 And so I went in and sat there, 362 00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:31,724 and I just needed to get this audition done. 363 00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:34,572 And, um, there was a guy sitting in the corner and I thought, 364 00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:36,206 "Maybe he can get me some water 365 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:37,779 while we're waiting for Ray to come." 366 00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:39,158 -It was him. -It was me. It was me. 367 00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:41,261 And I didn't really have to do research, and I didn't 368 00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:43,089 really have to do acting 'cause it was what 369 00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:44,779 -we were all dealing with in our marriages. -Yeah. 370 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:48,620 And so, fortunately, we got to monetize that. 371 00:17:48,724 --> 00:17:49,965 Yeah. Yes. 372 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,434 You were living the role. 373 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:52,779 -You were living the role. -Living the role. 374 00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:54,655 You know, when I need to talk to Ray 375 00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:57,517 about, like, my feelings or our children, 376 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,669 I know I have until the commercial's over. 377 00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:01,344 That gives me 30 seconds. 378 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,330 And if there's a girl in the commercial 379 00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:05,310 or a truck with big wheels 380 00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:08,586 or, God forbid, a monkey, forget it. 381 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:09,882 I think it was the first show I'd worked on... 382 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,158 I'd worked for a while in TV 383 00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:13,046 that really encouraged us to bring in 384 00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:14,344 our stories from home. 385 00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:15,537 Phil in the writer's room 386 00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:16,827 only half-jokingly said, 387 00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:18,261 "All right, we need two more stories. 388 00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:20,551 Anybody having a fight with their spouse?" 389 00:18:20,655 --> 00:18:23,137 Phil's idea when he was running the show 390 00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:24,503 was, how can you write about real life 391 00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:25,965 if you can't live one? 392 00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,123 There's an episode of Raymond 393 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,724 called "The Tenth Anniversary," 394 00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:31,158 where Ray and Debra put in the VHS tape of their wedding 395 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:33,275 on their tenth anniversary... 396 00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:41,586 And discover that he's taped over with the Super Bowl. 397 00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:44,965 I did that. 398 00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:46,629 But it was my first anniversary. 399 00:18:46,724 --> 00:18:49,137 We put in our VHS tape and discovered 400 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,655 that I had taped over our wedding with an episode 401 00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:53,054 of Everybody Loves Raymond. 402 00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:54,793 Where did our wedding go? 403 00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:02,275 It's just, like, the stories seem authentic. 404 00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:03,744 And whether it's more exaggerated 405 00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:05,399 than maybe it would have happened in real life, like, 406 00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:07,606 that kernel of truth, I think, comes through. 407 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,206 Hmm. Ten years, that's enough. 408 00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:18,206 It was such a pleasure to write 409 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:19,296 for both of you. 410 00:19:19,379 --> 00:19:21,793 And there was one other... 411 00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:24,551 There was... Phil's getting emotional. 412 00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:26,000 A little bit. 413 00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:28,965 Because it's a dream to wind up with people like this. 414 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:34,034 If you're just a writer, you pray for someone to come along 415 00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:38,068 and give so much more beyond it and to make it real. 416 00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:40,896 My favorite thing about the cast 417 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,344 was how they all committed 418 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,034 to the most silly thing, 419 00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:48,206 as if it was life and death. 420 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,931 And that made it so alive. 421 00:19:51,034 --> 00:19:53,103 -Yeah. -And real and relatable. 422 00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:56,068 And the two of you had the most spectacular chemistry. 423 00:19:56,172 --> 00:19:57,517 And I always said that. 424 00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:00,054 -Patty Heaton's the best wife on television. -Aw. 425 00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:02,137 Well, we're also... 426 00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:09,034 We're... I think we're forgetting one 427 00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:10,600 little key element that really 428 00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:14,034 sold me on you during that first audition. 429 00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:15,985 That's how desperate I was to get the job. 430 00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:17,330 Yeah. Well, they don't know what you're talking about. 431 00:20:17,413 --> 00:20:19,000 -I kissed him. -Yes, there was 432 00:20:19,103 --> 00:20:22,310 there-there was a part where it says, 433 00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:23,827 "She kisses her husband," 434 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,241 and every other actress just kind of mimed it. 435 00:20:27,344 --> 00:20:30,222 -For some reason, she didn't. -They really... Nobody else? 436 00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:34,378 And then, when she walked out, I go, "That's the one!" 437 00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:38,034 Patty, do you have a favorite episode? 438 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,448 Um, yes. 439 00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:41,448 There was the one where we went away 440 00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:46,000 for a weekend and we put the suitcase on the landing. 441 00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:49,103 We put it there and neither of us 442 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,724 would take it up and empty it. 443 00:20:50,827 --> 00:20:53,827 And we keep waiting for the other person to do it. 444 00:20:53,931 --> 00:20:56,241 What are you doing? 445 00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:57,758 What? 446 00:20:57,862 --> 00:21:01,655 Just packing a soda for the road. Problem? 447 00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:03,985 -That's how you're getting on the airplane? -Yeah. 448 00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:07,379 Yeah, I'm traveling light. I'm traveling loose. 449 00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:11,103 What-what are you, a hobo? 450 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,862 Why don't you take the suitcase? 451 00:21:15,965 --> 00:21:17,517 You know what? 452 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,241 I don't need it. 453 00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:23,068 Okay, you know what? 454 00:21:25,413 --> 00:21:26,482 Oh. 455 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:29,448 Yeah, good. 456 00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:31,655 You know what? 457 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,000 I'm getting it. 458 00:21:33,103 --> 00:21:34,965 Well, what's that supposed to mean? 459 00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:37,827 It means I'll get it. 460 00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:41,137 I'll be the one who got it. 461 00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:45,103 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 462 00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:46,448 I will get it. 463 00:21:46,551 --> 00:21:48,020 Let the record show that I got it. 464 00:21:48,103 --> 00:21:50,089 -No way. You let go of this. -You let go of it. 465 00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:52,862 -Let go of this. -You let go of it. Let go. 466 00:21:54,275 --> 00:21:57,931 -Let go. Let go. Let go! -Hey. 467 00:21:58,034 --> 00:21:59,586 I'm taking it. 468 00:21:59,689 --> 00:22:02,413 -No, you don't. No, you don't. -I got it. Don't... 469 00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:05,517 No. I'm moving it. 470 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,482 I'm the one moving it, everybody. 471 00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:08,793 Look at me. 472 00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:11,862 Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese 473 00:22:11,965 --> 00:22:14,000 be your big fork and spoon. 474 00:22:32,103 --> 00:22:33,965 This is all your fault. 475 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,275 When did we get those? 476 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,503 That's one of my favorite lines ever in the show 477 00:22:48,586 --> 00:22:50,192 because that, to me, is marriage, 478 00:22:50,275 --> 00:22:51,710 -especially a long marriage. -Yes. Yes. 479 00:22:51,793 --> 00:22:55,517 So many people, and this is really... 480 00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:59,241 I think, what's not important about comedy, but 481 00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:02,448 every month at least, if not every week, 482 00:23:02,551 --> 00:23:06,517 somebody either on social media or if I run into them says, 483 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:09,172 "Your show was the one thing 484 00:23:09,275 --> 00:23:10,848 "that our family could laugh together 485 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,344 "when my father was sick. 486 00:23:12,448 --> 00:23:13,931 "And it was his favorite thing 487 00:23:14,034 --> 00:23:15,896 that's been going on for 30 years." 488 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,275 And so, you know, it just feels like... 489 00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:20,689 -Right. -We're able to do that. 490 00:23:20,793 --> 00:23:22,448 That's beautiful. 491 00:23:24,586 --> 00:23:27,068 We needed to cast Ray's, uh, brother. 492 00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:28,896 Should we bring him out soon? 493 00:23:40,965 --> 00:23:42,985 -Trouble in paradise? -Why would you want 494 00:23:43,068 --> 00:23:44,586 to hear me complain about Ray? 495 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:49,862 Perhaps we haven't met. I'm Robert Barone. 496 00:23:49,965 --> 00:23:51,137 Hey. Hey. 497 00:23:51,241 --> 00:23:52,241 Hey, Robert. 498 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,103 Everybody loves Raymond. 499 00:23:55,206 --> 00:23:57,517 Surprise. It's an iguana. 500 00:23:57,620 --> 00:23:59,620 Look at that. 501 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:04,031 There you go. There you go. Roberto. 502 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,413 -Who is the man? -I am the man. 503 00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:10,931 I need to say something. 504 00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:12,206 Ma! 505 00:24:12,310 --> 00:24:14,137 No wife, no children. 506 00:24:14,241 --> 00:24:15,724 Pathetic. 507 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,931 Thanks for the kind words. 508 00:24:22,724 --> 00:24:25,206 Brad Garrett, everybody. 509 00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:27,310 Hey. 510 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:34,103 Hey, honey. 511 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,275 Oh. Mmm. 512 00:24:36,379 --> 00:24:39,517 I'll come around. I'll come around. 513 00:24:42,206 --> 00:24:45,310 -Thank you. Philip. -Hey. 514 00:24:45,413 --> 00:24:47,310 Oh. 515 00:24:47,413 --> 00:24:48,620 Thank you. 516 00:24:48,724 --> 00:24:50,572 Are you going over here or are you going here? 517 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:53,379 Oh, boy. 518 00:24:53,482 --> 00:24:55,689 It is so great to meet you. 519 00:24:59,137 --> 00:25:01,482 Do you have any memories of coming in 520 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:02,708 and meeting Ray and...? 521 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,413 I remember auditioning. 522 00:25:04,517 --> 00:25:06,827 When I read who Robert was, 523 00:25:06,931 --> 00:25:09,000 I just felt I knew this guy, you know? 524 00:25:09,103 --> 00:25:12,172 I-I was the youngest of three brothers growing up, 525 00:25:12,275 --> 00:25:14,620 and they were, you know, 526 00:25:14,724 --> 00:25:15,965 much more popular 527 00:25:16,068 --> 00:25:18,000 and they had a lot more going for them, 528 00:25:18,103 --> 00:25:21,344 and I kind of felt like the kid that grew up under the sink. 529 00:25:21,448 --> 00:25:23,000 You know? So, uh, 530 00:25:23,103 --> 00:25:26,310 when I read it, I-I kind of felt like I knew, uh, 531 00:25:26,413 --> 00:25:28,206 who Robert was, you know. 532 00:25:28,310 --> 00:25:30,344 - Yes, Ray? - - Um... 533 00:25:30,448 --> 00:25:33,863 -How could you... -You don't have to raise your hand. It's your show. 534 00:25:35,137 --> 00:25:37,655 H-How could you fit under the sink? 535 00:25:37,758 --> 00:25:39,034 Well... 536 00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:43,068 We would write lines, jokes, 537 00:25:43,172 --> 00:25:45,586 and sometimes we didn't need them. 538 00:25:45,689 --> 00:25:49,448 -Why? Because when we would cut to a face... -Yeah. 539 00:25:49,551 --> 00:25:51,261 They already said it with their look, 540 00:25:51,344 --> 00:25:53,261 and it was better than anything we could write. 541 00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,793 And the king of this was Brad. 542 00:25:55,896 --> 00:25:58,330 -Aw. Thank you. That's very sweet. -Yes. Just beautiful. 543 00:25:58,413 --> 00:26:00,103 -Thank you. -Any, uh, 544 00:26:00,206 --> 00:26:02,434 lovely stories you have from, uh, your days on the show? 545 00:26:02,517 --> 00:26:04,172 -Not really. -No? 546 00:26:04,275 --> 00:26:06,724 Many. 547 00:26:06,827 --> 00:26:09,068 You know what I think of a lot is 548 00:26:09,172 --> 00:26:11,068 the episode "She's the One," 549 00:26:11,172 --> 00:26:14,344 where, uh, the girl I was dating ate the fly. 550 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:15,827 Oh, yes. 551 00:26:15,931 --> 00:26:20,689 And when you tried to-to tell me what you saw in the kitchen, 552 00:26:20,793 --> 00:26:22,620 that scene was so great, 553 00:26:22,724 --> 00:26:24,586 but there was a moment where you were 554 00:26:24,689 --> 00:26:27,413 Yeah, I almost passed out. 555 00:26:27,517 --> 00:26:30,034 You were screaming or you had, uh, some type of... 556 00:26:30,137 --> 00:26:31,779 -Well, I saw her eat the fly. -Yeah. 557 00:26:31,862 --> 00:26:34,344 And then you come in and you talk to Patty and say, 558 00:26:34,448 --> 00:26:36,758 "I really think she's the one," and-and I say, 559 00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:39,793 "She's not the one," right, and, and I tell you 560 00:26:39,896 --> 00:26:41,158 she ate the fly, you don't believe me, 561 00:26:41,241 --> 00:26:43,261 and I tell the story, and, again, all this pent up, 562 00:26:43,344 --> 00:26:44,724 and finally I end with, 563 00:26:44,827 --> 00:26:46,365 "She took the fly, she put it in..." 564 00:26:46,448 --> 00:26:47,434 And then I scream it... 565 00:26:47,517 --> 00:26:49,068 "She ate it!" 566 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:50,586 And I hyperventilated, 567 00:26:50,689 --> 00:26:52,744 and if you look very closely, you see me go, 568 00:26:52,827 --> 00:26:54,517 ooh, ooh, 'cause I almost... 569 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:56,413 I felt like I was gonna pass out. 570 00:26:56,517 --> 00:26:59,448 Who hyperventilates saying a line? 571 00:27:00,655 --> 00:27:02,896 Oh. 572 00:27:05,172 --> 00:27:06,655 Hey, you got him. 573 00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:07,813 Yeah, I guess I did. 574 00:27:07,896 --> 00:27:10,379 Wow, good hands. All right, um... 575 00:27:10,482 --> 00:27:13,604 -Oh, it's okay, I got it. -Okay, I'll be... I'll put this down. 576 00:27:34,241 --> 00:27:36,172 The fly 577 00:27:36,275 --> 00:27:37,965 that was flying around, 578 00:27:38,068 --> 00:27:39,655 Angela killed it. 579 00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:42,551 It fell on the table. She put it in a napkin 580 00:27:42,655 --> 00:27:45,275 and then she ate it! 581 00:27:56,965 --> 00:27:58,620 Commitment. 582 00:27:58,724 --> 00:28:00,434 Brad, do-do... Was that your favorite, 583 00:28:00,517 --> 00:28:01,896 or do you have a favorite? 584 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:06,689 Boy, there are so many. I-I really loved "Lucky Suit." 585 00:28:06,793 --> 00:28:09,206 -Yes. -Where-where Robert, 586 00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:12,379 uh, has an interview to work with the FBI. 587 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:13,537 So, as I was saying... 588 00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:15,275 Is this a joke? 589 00:28:15,379 --> 00:28:16,620 Excuse me? 590 00:28:16,724 --> 00:28:19,310 "Dear FBI Agent Garfield, 591 00:28:19,413 --> 00:28:21,724 "I'm writing to ask for your understanding. 592 00:28:21,827 --> 00:28:24,020 "You have an interview this morning with my son 593 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:25,241 Robert Barone." 594 00:28:40,931 --> 00:28:43,379 Oh, what? 595 00:28:43,482 --> 00:28:47,689 Oh. Robbie, you scared me. 596 00:28:52,724 --> 00:28:55,275 How did your interview go? 597 00:28:55,379 --> 00:28:57,135 Come here. Let me tell you about it. 598 00:29:00,586 --> 00:29:02,000 Didn't it go well? 599 00:29:02,103 --> 00:29:04,586 Oh, it was going okay. 600 00:29:04,689 --> 00:29:06,399 And then Agent Garfield read me a letter 601 00:29:06,482 --> 00:29:09,000 about crazy Robert and his lucky suit. 602 00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:11,931 Ma, what did you do? 603 00:29:12,034 --> 00:29:15,551 She faxed the FBI a letter about how she ruined my lucky suit. 604 00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:17,054 I wasn't sure it went through. 605 00:29:17,137 --> 00:29:19,332 It's the first time I ever used a fax machine. 606 00:29:21,206 --> 00:29:23,896 Marie, why don't you go into the kitchen, and, Robert, 607 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,896 how about you just stay here and maybe blink a few times? 608 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,482 That's what mothers do. 609 00:29:35,586 --> 00:29:37,034 This is a good story. 610 00:29:37,137 --> 00:29:38,793 After one of my shows, 611 00:29:38,896 --> 00:29:41,793 this guy came up to me after the show, 612 00:29:41,896 --> 00:29:44,068 and it was really amazing. 613 00:29:44,172 --> 00:29:46,379 He was a veteran, 614 00:29:46,482 --> 00:29:51,068 and I remember that, uh, Phil... you and-and Ray 615 00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:52,862 would always send 616 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:55,689 the DVDs to our troops 617 00:29:55,793 --> 00:29:57,689 when the show was on the air, 618 00:29:57,793 --> 00:30:02,000 and he gave me his retirement challenge coin. 619 00:30:02,103 --> 00:30:05,758 And he served from 1999 620 00:30:05,862 --> 00:30:08,689 to, uh, 2020. 621 00:30:08,793 --> 00:30:11,241 And he said, "You guys really helped" 622 00:30:11,344 --> 00:30:14,896 "when we needed the humor more than anything. 623 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,620 -"And it really kept us buoyant..." -Wow. 624 00:30:17,724 --> 00:30:20,192 -"...in-in what we were going through every day." -Oh, my God. 625 00:30:20,275 --> 00:30:22,655 And, yeah. 626 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,137 Yeah. 627 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,793 Just an honor to be on this bus, and thanks 628 00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:31,042 for letting me on, even though I was a giant. 629 00:30:32,551 --> 00:30:34,103 There's more people coming out. 630 00:30:34,206 --> 00:30:36,060 -We'll be right back, I guess. -Yeah. 631 00:30:40,379 --> 00:30:41,896 All right, we're ready for you. 632 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,379 Oh, my gosh. 633 00:30:43,482 --> 00:30:45,241 I feel excited. 634 00:30:53,344 --> 00:30:54,862 This is something, huh? 635 00:30:54,965 --> 00:30:57,275 Yeah. Something. 636 00:30:57,379 --> 00:30:59,482 Something. 637 00:31:05,517 --> 00:31:08,172 It's unbelievable! 638 00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:35,158 And it still has the dent from where I picked Patty up 639 00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:37,482 and threw her into the thing. 640 00:31:37,586 --> 00:31:39,103 Very good. 641 00:31:39,206 --> 00:31:41,172 So, there was someone else in that scene 642 00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:45,413 that-that I-I knew for a long time before we did the show. 643 00:31:45,517 --> 00:31:48,896 I saw her first in a play, and I thought she was really funny, 644 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,793 and then I married that girl. 645 00:31:50,896 --> 00:31:53,241 I might not be the best person to help. 646 00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:56,271 I've spent the last ten years looking for an engagement ring. 647 00:31:57,344 --> 00:31:58,813 Oh, Robert, this is my friend Amy. 648 00:31:58,896 --> 00:32:00,261 We used to work at the PR firm together. 649 00:32:00,344 --> 00:32:02,551 Hi. Hi, Ray. Here we go. 650 00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:05,172 Oh, look, this one looks like a heart. 651 00:32:05,275 --> 00:32:09,275 Stop your crying and get off your pity pot, Nancy. 652 00:32:09,379 --> 00:32:10,620 Oh, God. 653 00:32:10,724 --> 00:32:13,054 I keep forgetting what a freak show this family is 654 00:32:13,137 --> 00:32:15,827 until somebody new comes in and looks at us like that. 655 00:32:21,310 --> 00:32:23,137 Wait! 656 00:32:27,344 --> 00:32:30,241 Did your mother come over and make things worse as usual? 657 00:32:36,965 --> 00:32:40,000 Here's Monica. 658 00:32:40,103 --> 00:32:42,068 -Monica! Yay! -Oh! 659 00:32:42,172 --> 00:32:46,068 Me? Oh, my God. 660 00:32:48,482 --> 00:32:50,537 -Wow! I'll do the husband first. -Of course. 661 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,864 Let's go with the husband. Go with the husband. 662 00:32:58,896 --> 00:32:59,882 Hello, my darling. 663 00:32:59,965 --> 00:33:03,517 -My darling. Aw. Aw. -How nice. 664 00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:05,192 -Congrats. -Oh, my God. The laughs. 665 00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:07,551 The laughs! 666 00:33:07,655 --> 00:33:08,572 -This is... -Hi, Monica. 667 00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:10,206 -Hi. -You can tell Monica 668 00:33:10,310 --> 00:33:13,586 brought a slightly different energy to the family, right? 669 00:33:13,689 --> 00:33:16,206 You know, just being here is so incredible, right? 670 00:33:16,310 --> 00:33:19,034 I can't believe how everyone did the set. 671 00:33:19,137 --> 00:33:20,965 -Yeah. -Like, everybody backstage. 672 00:33:21,068 --> 00:33:24,517 And you guys being here, it's so overwhelming. 673 00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:25,724 It's unbelievable. 674 00:33:25,827 --> 00:33:27,655 Talk about... what about 675 00:33:27,758 --> 00:33:30,148 -'cause, first, you were recurring, right? -Yes. 676 00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:32,572 -And then... -Well, first I didn't even know I'd be recurring. 677 00:33:32,655 --> 00:33:34,399 -Can I tell you a little something? -Yes. 678 00:33:34,482 --> 00:33:36,689 I was pregnant with our daughter Lily, 679 00:33:36,793 --> 00:33:38,103 and I didn't know it. 680 00:33:38,206 --> 00:33:40,965 I found out after, so that first... 681 00:33:41,068 --> 00:33:42,951 -Wait. -I didn't know that. - Yes. 682 00:33:43,034 --> 00:33:44,448 -Wow. -And flash forward to 683 00:33:44,551 --> 00:33:46,468 -she just got married. -And she just got married last... 684 00:33:46,551 --> 00:33:48,951 -She just got married. -Oh, Lily. Lily got married. Yeah. 685 00:33:49,034 --> 00:33:52,655 Ah. We had a lot of babies on this show. 686 00:33:52,758 --> 00:33:53,896 A lot of babies. 687 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,482 The moral is, this show made us horny. 688 00:33:56,586 --> 00:33:58,344 No. 689 00:33:58,448 --> 00:33:59,689 We were happy. 690 00:34:01,896 --> 00:34:04,793 When did you officially know you were a regular? 691 00:34:04,896 --> 00:34:07,344 It just started building and building and building. 692 00:34:07,448 --> 00:34:10,758 And, uh, Robert and Amy, it really was... 693 00:34:10,862 --> 00:34:13,740 You know, I've had only a couple comedy partners in my life, 694 00:34:13,827 --> 00:34:16,275 but this one and that writing 695 00:34:16,379 --> 00:34:19,365 -to th... to this couple was so perfect, wasn't it? -It was great. 696 00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:21,620 -It was great. Yeah. -It was so fun. 697 00:34:21,724 --> 00:34:24,379 And it was, uh... to then be with, like, 698 00:34:24,482 --> 00:34:27,206 one of the greatest comic teams of all time... 699 00:34:27,310 --> 00:34:28,848 -Oh, yeah. -Ray and Debra. 700 00:34:28,931 --> 00:34:30,344 That's you guys. 701 00:34:30,448 --> 00:34:32,344 Yeah, you were brilliant. 702 00:34:32,448 --> 00:34:34,000 So it was really lucky. 703 00:34:34,103 --> 00:34:35,813 -Do you have a favorite episode? -Oh, yeah. 704 00:34:35,896 --> 00:34:37,123 All of them you mentioned. 705 00:34:37,206 --> 00:34:39,034 There's so many favorite episodes. 706 00:34:39,137 --> 00:34:41,517 The one that captures my heart is 'cause 707 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:43,310 my dear, beloved Georgia, 708 00:34:43,413 --> 00:34:45,000 who I was very close with... 709 00:34:45,103 --> 00:34:46,862 Georgia Engel, who played my mom. 710 00:34:46,965 --> 00:34:49,103 And it's "Pat's Secret." 711 00:34:49,206 --> 00:34:50,344 Oh. 712 00:34:50,448 --> 00:34:52,103 Hi. 713 00:34:52,206 --> 00:34:53,896 Is everything all right? 714 00:34:55,517 --> 00:34:56,620 What, can't sleep? 715 00:34:57,724 --> 00:34:58,896 Yeah, me neither. 716 00:35:09,896 --> 00:35:11,965 Mind if I bum a ciggy? 717 00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:14,793 Robert was smoking. 718 00:35:14,896 --> 00:35:17,068 I-I wasn't. I wasn't! 719 00:35:17,172 --> 00:35:18,965 -Smell him. -Come here. 720 00:35:19,068 --> 00:35:21,000 Come here. 721 00:35:21,103 --> 00:35:23,275 Oh, my God. 722 00:35:23,379 --> 00:35:25,413 Ow! 723 00:35:25,517 --> 00:35:28,137 Do you know what he's been doing? Smell him. 724 00:35:30,275 --> 00:35:32,344 No, not there. 725 00:35:32,448 --> 00:35:34,655 It wasn't lying, it was more like she was just 726 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,586 letting off steam, so you don't 727 00:35:36,689 --> 00:35:38,482 let it out on the person you love. 728 00:35:38,586 --> 00:35:41,551 You know? Like Ray. 729 00:35:41,655 --> 00:35:44,296 He has to drive around the block a few times every night 730 00:35:44,379 --> 00:35:47,310 listening to the radio before he goes home to face Debra. 731 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,862 Are you crazy? 732 00:36:04,758 --> 00:36:06,793 When I'm angry at my cat Miss Puss, 733 00:36:06,896 --> 00:36:10,482 s-sometimes I'll sneak up behind her and bark like a dog. 734 00:36:11,689 --> 00:36:13,931 I like to blow up fireworks. 735 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Pat! 736 00:36:25,137 --> 00:36:27,689 I thought since it wasn't a secret anymore... 737 00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:36,827 -Oh. -Oh, boy. 738 00:36:40,517 --> 00:36:42,482 She was just in heaven. 739 00:36:42,586 --> 00:36:44,965 And she always talked to everyone 740 00:36:45,068 --> 00:36:47,793 about the writing on this show, working with Phil 741 00:36:47,896 --> 00:36:50,448 for years and years and years after. 742 00:36:50,551 --> 00:36:53,813 -So, thank you for letting us relive it back. -Beautiful. You know what? 743 00:36:53,896 --> 00:36:56,123 We're so lucky to work with these comedy legends 744 00:36:56,206 --> 00:36:57,882 -that we idolized, you know. -Yes. 745 00:36:57,965 --> 00:36:59,951 We stand on the shoulders of the great people 746 00:37:00,034 --> 00:37:02,137 that came before us. 747 00:37:02,241 --> 00:37:03,503 Obviously, people have passed, 748 00:37:03,586 --> 00:37:05,655 and, uh, we've seen a lot of clips 749 00:37:05,758 --> 00:37:07,689 of our-our mom and dad on the show. 750 00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,939 But when we come back, we'll talk about them. 751 00:37:29,068 --> 00:37:30,724 So. 752 00:37:31,724 --> 00:37:34,551 Let's talk about, uh, the parents. 753 00:37:34,655 --> 00:37:38,034 For you and me, it, uh, it-it-it 754 00:37:38,137 --> 00:37:40,793 it's very personal because they were so based on 755 00:37:40,896 --> 00:37:42,103 -our parents. -Yeah. 756 00:37:42,206 --> 00:37:43,669 Yeah. The mother was more you. 757 00:37:43,758 --> 00:37:44,965 I mean, the mother 758 00:37:45,068 --> 00:37:46,330 -was definitely your mom. -And the dad was 759 00:37:46,413 --> 00:37:47,606 -more you, maybe? -I used to say, 760 00:37:47,689 --> 00:37:51,482 everything you saw Peter do, my father 761 00:37:51,586 --> 00:37:54,413 probably did in real life without pants on. 762 00:37:54,517 --> 00:37:56,586 Yes. Yes. 763 00:37:56,689 --> 00:37:58,813 But I remember, uh... just talking about Peter 764 00:37:58,896 --> 00:38:00,344 during the pilot episode... 765 00:38:00,448 --> 00:38:02,034 So, now, I'm a, I'm a young guy 766 00:38:02,137 --> 00:38:04,689 who just got fired from NewsRadio, 767 00:38:04,793 --> 00:38:08,379 and here I am again a-attempting a show, 768 00:38:08,482 --> 00:38:09,655 and I'm nervous. 769 00:38:09,758 --> 00:38:11,261 And Peter is the great Peter Boyle, 770 00:38:11,344 --> 00:38:13,482 this iconic movie guy. 771 00:38:13,586 --> 00:38:15,689 And he's an imposing figure. 772 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:19,413 I-I didn't know then how sweet he really was. 773 00:38:19,517 --> 00:38:21,606 And-and I hadn't really had a conversation with Peter. 774 00:38:21,689 --> 00:38:23,744 And our paths were crossing, and I-I swear to God, 775 00:38:23,827 --> 00:38:25,586 it must have been right here. 776 00:38:25,689 --> 00:38:27,399 And he just stops me, and I don't... we... 777 00:38:27,482 --> 00:38:29,379 I haven't said anything to him. 778 00:38:29,482 --> 00:38:31,227 He just stops me, and I guess he could tell, 779 00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:32,434 he could tell that I was a little nervous. 780 00:38:32,517 --> 00:38:34,379 And he just looks and he goes... 781 00:38:34,482 --> 00:38:36,192 I remember the words... he just goes, 782 00:38:36,275 --> 00:38:38,551 "It's just like water. 783 00:38:38,655 --> 00:38:40,241 Just let it flow." 784 00:38:40,344 --> 00:38:42,103 And he... and then he leaves. 785 00:38:42,206 --> 00:38:43,365 And at that time, I'm like, 786 00:38:43,448 --> 00:38:45,862 "What does that mean?" 787 00:38:47,448 --> 00:38:48,951 And-and even though, as an actor, 788 00:38:49,034 --> 00:38:51,344 I didn't know what... exactly what that meant, 789 00:38:51,448 --> 00:38:53,172 but I do now, 790 00:38:53,275 --> 00:38:55,000 just the gesture, the gesture... 791 00:38:55,103 --> 00:38:57,517 -Mm. -Of him reaching out to me. 792 00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:58,951 -It's everything. -Yeah. 793 00:38:59,034 --> 00:39:01,379 -It's everything. Yeah? -Yeah. 794 00:39:01,482 --> 00:39:03,872 -Beautiful. -Anyway, go ahead. Talk about yours. 795 00:39:05,137 --> 00:39:09,482 We saw a hundred ladies for the part. 796 00:39:09,586 --> 00:39:12,827 They all read with that "fruit of the month" scene. 797 00:39:12,931 --> 00:39:14,758 No one came close to Doris Roberts. 798 00:39:14,862 --> 00:39:16,758 -Mm. -No one. 799 00:39:16,862 --> 00:39:19,068 She was what was in 800 00:39:19,172 --> 00:39:20,793 my head and in my life 801 00:39:20,896 --> 00:39:23,724 and-and was-was 802 00:39:23,827 --> 00:39:26,241 so beyond, even. 803 00:39:26,344 --> 00:39:27,793 My-my real mother 804 00:39:27,896 --> 00:39:30,384 used to say, "You know, it is a little exaggerated." 805 00:39:33,379 --> 00:39:35,896 But you never saw that with Doris 806 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,068 because she was always spot-on. 807 00:39:38,172 --> 00:39:40,137 She was always 100% believable. 808 00:39:40,241 --> 00:39:42,413 -Yeah. -Peter, too. 809 00:39:42,517 --> 00:39:44,758 Again, I keep reiterating the same thing. 810 00:39:44,862 --> 00:39:47,172 We could be the best writers in the world, 811 00:39:47,275 --> 00:39:50,896 it wouldn't matter if we didn't have these people 812 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,586 and Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts. 813 00:39:55,689 --> 00:39:58,482 Let me show you something. Let me show you something. 814 00:40:04,827 --> 00:40:06,724 -Marie? -Oh. 815 00:40:06,827 --> 00:40:09,965 Well, okay. 816 00:40:10,068 --> 00:40:12,758 Oh, Frank, this is wonderful. 817 00:40:12,862 --> 00:40:14,758 You dumb bastard. 818 00:40:16,689 --> 00:40:17,931 What? 819 00:40:18,034 --> 00:40:19,586 Ride it out? 820 00:40:19,689 --> 00:40:21,241 You put a stop to this now. 821 00:40:21,344 --> 00:40:23,758 -All right, Dad. All right. -No, let me ask you. 822 00:40:23,862 --> 00:40:27,000 She's in a bad mood, what, two, three days tops? 823 00:40:28,931 --> 00:40:31,261 Before you know it, what used to be a bad mood now 824 00:40:31,344 --> 00:40:34,206 takes over and becomes her only mood. 825 00:40:35,931 --> 00:40:37,586 And then? 826 00:40:37,689 --> 00:40:39,793 Well, then you become like me. 827 00:40:41,344 --> 00:40:44,068 Where not a day goes by that I don't wish 828 00:40:44,172 --> 00:40:45,985 there was a comet screaming towards Earth 829 00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:48,551 to bring me sweet relief. 830 00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:01,413 That's gonna need another coat. 831 00:41:03,206 --> 00:41:07,344 Did you say that you like Amy more than Debra? 832 00:41:08,413 --> 00:41:14,206 I am not saying that I like Amy more than Debra. 833 00:41:15,655 --> 00:41:18,724 I know, I know you're not saying it now. 834 00:41:19,896 --> 00:41:23,241 But did you say it ever? 835 00:41:28,482 --> 00:41:30,586 What-what if I told you that we have a tape 836 00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:32,517 of you saying it, Ma? 837 00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:40,482 Give me the tape. 838 00:41:41,862 --> 00:41:43,917 What we do in our bedroom is our own business, 839 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,620 and I prefer not to be known as the Whore of Lynbrook. 840 00:41:52,724 --> 00:41:54,586 We can move from Lynbrook. 841 00:41:59,068 --> 00:42:01,448 Can't you ever just be quiet? 842 00:42:01,551 --> 00:42:03,517 Don't you tell me to be quiet. 843 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:05,379 I have a mind of my own, you know. 844 00:42:05,482 --> 00:42:06,586 I can contribute. 845 00:42:06,689 --> 00:42:09,689 I'm not just some trophy wife. 846 00:42:18,689 --> 00:42:21,137 You're a trophy wife? 847 00:42:22,448 --> 00:42:26,034 What contest in hell did I win? 848 00:42:27,448 --> 00:42:31,448 You still can't think of anything nice to say about me? 849 00:42:37,310 --> 00:42:39,862 How about I sleep on it? 850 00:42:41,896 --> 00:42:44,137 It's all jokes. 851 00:42:54,965 --> 00:42:56,275 Frank, what are you doing? 852 00:42:56,379 --> 00:42:57,862 No, no, no, I need that. 853 00:42:57,965 --> 00:43:00,448 F-Frank. Fr... 854 00:43:12,344 --> 00:43:15,551 I like you better without the crap on your face. 855 00:43:16,517 --> 00:43:18,551 Oh, Frank. 856 00:43:20,241 --> 00:43:25,724 ♪ I left my heart ♪ 857 00:43:26,827 --> 00:43:33,103 ♪ In San Francisco. ♪ 858 00:43:33,206 --> 00:43:34,641 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 859 00:43:34,724 --> 00:43:36,965 My wife thinks I'm in the bathroom. 860 00:43:57,965 --> 00:43:59,206 Oh, boy. 861 00:44:02,172 --> 00:44:04,413 I think we all have special memories 862 00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:06,379 of each one of them, you know? 863 00:44:06,482 --> 00:44:08,580 Doris could drink everybody under the table. 864 00:44:10,413 --> 00:44:12,758 -Champagne. That was her choice. -Pretty good. 865 00:44:12,862 --> 00:44:14,572 -Never stopped working, right? -Never stopped working. 866 00:44:14,655 --> 00:44:17,689 -Every... Yeah. -On hiatuses, always working. 867 00:44:17,793 --> 00:44:19,503 Taking acting classes u-until she was... 868 00:44:19,586 --> 00:44:22,137 -And directing plays. Yes. -90, yeah. 869 00:44:22,241 --> 00:44:24,034 And Peter was 870 00:44:24,137 --> 00:44:26,310 pretty much the opposite of that guy. 871 00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:30,344 He was, uh, a kind of a Renaissance man. 872 00:44:30,448 --> 00:44:32,779 -I mean... -Yes, he wasn't really like that character. 873 00:44:32,862 --> 00:44:35,344 You... two things about him you may not know. 874 00:44:35,448 --> 00:44:37,379 He studied to be a monk. 875 00:44:37,482 --> 00:44:40,000 Yes. I asked him, "What-what made you give it up?" 876 00:44:40,103 --> 00:44:42,103 He said there weren't enough girls there. 877 00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:48,689 And best man at his wedding was John Lennon. 878 00:44:48,793 --> 00:44:50,758 -Yeah. -Yeah. - How about that? 879 00:44:50,862 --> 00:44:52,413 As a matter of fact, 880 00:44:52,517 --> 00:44:55,068 the girl he married is here tonight. 881 00:44:55,172 --> 00:44:56,296 Loraine Boyle is sitting right up there. 882 00:44:56,379 --> 00:44:58,103 -Yeah. Loraine. -Where are you? 883 00:44:59,689 --> 00:45:01,724 Yay. 884 00:45:03,241 --> 00:45:04,793 Yeah. 885 00:45:04,896 --> 00:45:06,551 Well, I... 886 00:45:06,655 --> 00:45:08,448 You know, it's-it's funny, 887 00:45:08,551 --> 00:45:10,758 I remember when Peter Boyle was cast, 888 00:45:10,862 --> 00:45:13,586 and-and we were, like, so excited, 889 00:45:13,689 --> 00:45:15,779 'cause we're gonna be able to play every week 890 00:45:15,862 --> 00:45:17,413 with this legend. 891 00:45:17,517 --> 00:45:19,620 And-and Ray went, uh, 892 00:45:19,724 --> 00:45:21,468 "You know, I think it's so fitting that the guy 893 00:45:21,551 --> 00:45:24,586 who's playing your dad was Young Frankenstein." 894 00:45:27,482 --> 00:45:29,034 Yeah, yeah. 895 00:45:30,034 --> 00:45:32,275 Well, they became our parents in-in more ways 896 00:45:32,379 --> 00:45:34,620 -than one on the show. -Yes. 897 00:45:34,724 --> 00:45:36,413 -To Doris and Peter. -Yes. 898 00:45:36,517 --> 00:45:37,793 Yay. 899 00:45:37,896 --> 00:45:39,206 Yes. Cheers. 900 00:45:39,310 --> 00:45:41,172 Cheers. 901 00:45:43,724 --> 00:45:44,793 We love you. 902 00:45:59,344 --> 00:46:01,137 Hey. 903 00:46:01,241 --> 00:46:03,034 -Good? -Yeah. 904 00:46:03,137 --> 00:46:04,758 Yeah, good. 905 00:46:06,172 --> 00:46:09,050 Even better the second time now that my tongue's not scared. 906 00:46:10,034 --> 00:46:11,365 Everything happened over food. 907 00:46:11,448 --> 00:46:13,275 There was so much food on the show, 908 00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:15,724 and it-it just sort of taught you that, like, 909 00:46:15,827 --> 00:46:17,310 lessons are learned 910 00:46:17,413 --> 00:46:18,827 and arguments are made. 911 00:46:18,931 --> 00:46:21,827 When you're sitting down to eat, 912 00:46:21,931 --> 00:46:23,468 you learn a lot about each other. 913 00:46:23,551 --> 00:46:26,206 You should ask Debra how she makes this. 914 00:46:29,241 --> 00:46:30,586 I should ask Debra? 915 00:46:32,551 --> 00:46:34,793 I should ask Debra? 916 00:46:34,896 --> 00:46:36,103 Give me that. 917 00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:51,137 Food is... you know, it's family. 918 00:46:51,241 --> 00:46:53,655 Gathering around the table, it's just, like, love. 919 00:46:53,758 --> 00:46:56,468 You better not have started that cake. 920 00:46:56,551 --> 00:46:59,275 That cake is for all of us. 921 00:46:59,379 --> 00:47:01,379 I'm coming over. 922 00:47:02,448 --> 00:47:04,137 Food is love, 923 00:47:04,241 --> 00:47:06,537 'cause food is bringing people together, and so, yeah, 924 00:47:06,620 --> 00:47:08,551 we hit it, uh, all the time. 925 00:47:08,655 --> 00:47:12,344 A man needs... chicken. 926 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,985 Food is everything, and that's because that's Phil's obsession. 927 00:47:16,068 --> 00:47:17,517 For Phil, 928 00:47:17,620 --> 00:47:18,813 food was the most important thing, 929 00:47:18,896 --> 00:47:20,158 and it's the great connector. 930 00:47:20,241 --> 00:47:23,172 We, uh, actually had a lot to eat on the plane. 931 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:28,137 So, off we go to Italy. 932 00:47:28,241 --> 00:47:29,917 And of course the character of Ray Barone 933 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,172 is miserable. 934 00:47:31,275 --> 00:47:33,413 Ray, this is the Spanish Steps. 935 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,689 Where's the Spanish elevator? 936 00:47:35,793 --> 00:47:37,724 But I remember this one moment. 937 00:47:37,827 --> 00:47:38,827 Pizza. 938 00:47:38,931 --> 00:47:40,344 Thank you. 939 00:47:41,965 --> 00:47:45,206 And that piece of pizza, when he put it in his mouth... 940 00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:47,103 Wow. 941 00:47:47,206 --> 00:47:49,108 Ray has this epiphany about everything. 942 00:47:49,206 --> 00:47:51,862 Oh, this is, like, the best pizza I ever had, man. 943 00:47:51,965 --> 00:47:54,413 He realizes the great thing, which is 944 00:47:54,517 --> 00:47:57,103 his family, the culture, the people, 945 00:47:57,206 --> 00:47:59,206 all those things are actually 946 00:47:59,310 --> 00:48:01,330 truly beautiful, and he's been missing them 947 00:48:01,413 --> 00:48:03,103 the whole episode. 948 00:48:07,206 --> 00:48:08,882 -Look, we're in the kitchen. -Yes. 949 00:48:08,965 --> 00:48:12,275 Uh, food was a very important part of the show. 950 00:48:12,379 --> 00:48:14,655 Uh, I think Marie held sway over 951 00:48:14,758 --> 00:48:17,689 the entire family because she was a great cook, 952 00:48:17,793 --> 00:48:19,310 and, uh, who wasn't? 953 00:48:19,413 --> 00:48:21,413 Aw. 954 00:48:21,517 --> 00:48:23,103 But we should talk about 955 00:48:23,206 --> 00:48:24,620 our children. 956 00:48:24,724 --> 00:48:26,620 Daddy, Daddy! 957 00:48:26,724 --> 00:48:28,310 -Catch me. -Oh... 958 00:48:32,137 --> 00:48:33,330 -Yeah... -Everybody say, 959 00:48:33,413 --> 00:48:34,586 "Cavities." 960 00:48:34,689 --> 00:48:36,310 -Cavities. -Aw. 961 00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:38,689 Mommy, that man's smoking. 962 00:48:39,655 --> 00:48:40,793 Narc. 963 00:48:40,896 --> 00:48:42,710 You look like you're doing pretty good here. 964 00:48:42,793 --> 00:48:43,917 You don't need my help, do you? 965 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,758 Yes, I do. 966 00:48:45,862 --> 00:48:48,203 All right, don't worry. Daddy's here to help you. 967 00:48:49,551 --> 00:48:52,330 -You can't make me! -Look, I'm your father, you have to do what I say! 968 00:48:52,413 --> 00:48:53,965 Well, I hate you! 969 00:48:54,068 --> 00:48:56,896 Fly. Fly. 970 00:48:58,551 --> 00:49:00,641 Come on, guys, we're not snorkeling, we're eating. 971 00:49:00,724 --> 00:49:02,689 -Okay... -It's my shower! 972 00:49:02,793 --> 00:49:05,586 It's mine! It's mine! 973 00:49:07,068 --> 00:49:08,482 We were just, uh... 974 00:49:09,896 --> 00:49:12,310 Hey, you know what? 975 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,689 Madylin and Sullivan Sweeten, are you here? 976 00:49:28,103 --> 00:49:30,448 Hi, Mom. 977 00:49:32,379 --> 00:49:34,034 -Wow. -Everybody's grown up. 978 00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:36,034 Yeah. They-they... 979 00:49:36,137 --> 00:49:37,985 In the blink of an eye, your kids grow up. 980 00:49:38,068 --> 00:49:39,758 Hi, you guys. 981 00:49:39,862 --> 00:49:41,689 Hi. 982 00:49:41,793 --> 00:49:43,310 -Aw. -This is so emotional. 983 00:49:43,413 --> 00:49:45,517 -I remember when you were... -I know. 984 00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:48,413 Do you want to sit on my lap? 985 00:49:49,413 --> 00:49:52,054 What was it like to grow up here with us, with us maniacs? 986 00:49:52,137 --> 00:49:53,497 I mean, I don't know. I 987 00:49:53,586 --> 00:49:56,068 it just felt like what we were supposed to do. 988 00:49:56,172 --> 00:49:57,744 I don't think we understood, right, 989 00:49:57,827 --> 00:50:00,310 the... uh, how impactful the show was 990 00:50:00,413 --> 00:50:02,965 or how impactful what we were doing was. 991 00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:04,827 So, yeah, I-I would get upset 992 00:50:04,931 --> 00:50:07,413 that, you know, I couldn't be in the school play. 993 00:50:07,517 --> 00:50:09,261 -Just normal kid stuff. -Yeah, but looking back, you know, I-I wouldn't 994 00:50:09,344 --> 00:50:10,917 -change anything about it. -Ah, wow. 995 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,344 That's so great to hear. 996 00:50:12,448 --> 00:50:13,931 It's so good to see you guys. 997 00:50:14,034 --> 00:50:15,985 It really is. Tell us what you're doing now. 998 00:50:16,068 --> 00:50:17,206 I just had a baby. 999 00:50:17,310 --> 00:50:18,551 -Yeah! -Yeah. 1000 00:50:19,931 --> 00:50:21,068 You're grandparents. 1001 00:50:21,172 --> 00:50:22,365 -Yay! -You're an uncle. 1002 00:50:22,448 --> 00:50:24,344 Yeah, that's right. 1003 00:50:24,448 --> 00:50:26,350 Yeah, I brought him here with me today. 1004 00:50:26,448 --> 00:50:28,551 -Oh! -He and my husband are in the back. 1005 00:50:28,655 --> 00:50:29,985 -Oh, great. We'll say hi. -They're excited to meet you. 1006 00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:33,793 You guys were always in a good mood. 1007 00:50:33,896 --> 00:50:36,310 Because we had lots of candy. 1008 00:50:36,413 --> 00:50:38,137 But you were also, I want to say, 1009 00:50:38,241 --> 00:50:40,379 fantastic. 1010 00:50:40,482 --> 00:50:42,572 Oh, we were on set with some of the most amazing 1011 00:50:42,655 --> 00:50:45,206 comedic actors in the world. 1012 00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:48,551 So it was a... you know, we were learning from everybody 1013 00:50:48,655 --> 00:50:50,537 how to do it, and that's the, that's the only reason 1014 00:50:50,620 --> 00:50:53,310 that we were, you know, any good at it, I think. 1015 00:50:53,413 --> 00:50:54,710 Yeah, and I-I definitely feel like I carried 1016 00:50:54,793 --> 00:50:56,261 that experience through my whole life. 1017 00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:58,793 You know, I-I try to bring that-that kind of comedy 1018 00:50:58,896 --> 00:51:00,206 with me wherever I go. 1019 00:51:00,310 --> 00:51:02,482 Do you have a favorite episode? 1020 00:51:02,586 --> 00:51:04,089 I... you know, it's funny, I... my... 1021 00:51:04,172 --> 00:51:06,655 I'm not in my favorite episode. Uh... 1022 00:51:06,758 --> 00:51:08,330 Now, as an adult, as I've been watching it back, 1023 00:51:08,413 --> 00:51:10,931 I've found there's so many more adult things 1024 00:51:11,034 --> 00:51:13,793 that I didn't realize when I was a kid. 1025 00:51:13,896 --> 00:51:17,689 And, uh, my favorite episode is "Marie's Statue." 1026 00:51:17,793 --> 00:51:19,241 -Oh! -Oh, yeah. 1027 00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:21,413 I give you this. 1028 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,034 Ah... 1029 00:51:24,137 --> 00:51:28,689 Isn't it a bit too ladylike? 1030 00:51:35,965 --> 00:51:37,068 Great. 1031 00:51:37,172 --> 00:51:39,931 -You see? -Oh, now I do, thank you. 1032 00:51:40,034 --> 00:51:42,717 It looks like something, though. What does it look like? 1033 00:51:45,724 --> 00:51:47,054 If you get close, you can even touch it. 1034 00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:48,448 I'm fine. 1035 00:51:50,620 --> 00:51:54,862 I got to tell you, I-I don't know what the hell this is, 1036 00:51:54,965 --> 00:51:57,275 but I love it. 1037 00:51:57,379 --> 00:51:59,862 Hello. Uh, Raymond Barone? 1038 00:51:59,965 --> 00:52:00,965 Mm-hmm. 1039 00:52:01,068 --> 00:52:02,848 I'm Sister Anne, this is Sister Beth. 1040 00:52:02,931 --> 00:52:04,896 We're here to pick up the sculpture. 1041 00:52:09,137 --> 00:52:13,724 Forgive me, but is that not a sculpture of... 1042 00:52:14,724 --> 00:52:15,620 What? 1043 00:52:15,724 --> 00:52:17,758 So good. 1044 00:52:22,413 --> 00:52:24,827 Oh, my God, I'm a lesbian. 1045 00:52:30,896 --> 00:52:32,827 But what happened to the sculpture? 1046 00:52:32,931 --> 00:52:35,103 I think it was in Doris's backyard. 1047 00:52:35,206 --> 00:52:36,862 Oh, yeah. 1048 00:52:36,965 --> 00:52:39,172 I think her grandkids used it as a slide. 1049 00:52:45,724 --> 00:52:46,724 That's wrong. 1050 00:52:46,827 --> 00:52:49,620 Sullivan, you've got one. 1051 00:52:49,724 --> 00:52:52,365 Oh, I've got, I've got plenty of good memories, you know, 1052 00:52:52,448 --> 00:52:54,123 playing tag in the bleachers and-and, 1053 00:52:54,206 --> 00:52:55,517 you know, the prop room. 1054 00:52:55,620 --> 00:52:57,710 But I think I'm a sucker for a happy ending, 1055 00:52:57,793 --> 00:52:59,054 and the final scene with everybody 1056 00:52:59,137 --> 00:53:00,537 gathered around the table has got to be 1057 00:53:00,620 --> 00:53:01,848 -my favorite memory. -Aw. 1058 00:53:01,931 --> 00:53:03,103 Like we are now. 1059 00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:05,779 Hey, what do you got there? French toast? 1060 00:53:05,862 --> 00:53:07,606 No, no, no, no, don't worry, I'll make something. 1061 00:53:07,689 --> 00:53:08,724 -Yay! -Okay... 1062 00:53:08,827 --> 00:53:10,123 -All right, sit down. -All right, 1063 00:53:10,206 --> 00:53:11,365 Uncle Robert's hungry and big, and if you don't want 1064 00:53:11,448 --> 00:53:12,503 to get eaten, move out of the way. 1065 00:53:12,586 --> 00:53:13,482 Thank you, buddy. 1066 00:53:13,586 --> 00:53:15,172 This isn't so terrible. 1067 00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:16,399 -What do we have there? -Here. 1068 00:53:16,482 --> 00:53:18,896 Have some fruit in the meantime. 1069 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,068 Ah. Some of the grapes. Who wants grapes? 1070 00:53:21,172 --> 00:53:23,931 Ray, I think it's getting a little too crowded in here. 1071 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,344 Yeah, it is. You know what? 1072 00:53:26,448 --> 00:53:28,241 We need a bigger table. 1073 00:53:28,344 --> 00:53:31,310 All right. Who would like some chocolate chip pancakes? 1074 00:53:38,482 --> 00:53:39,517 The philosophy 1075 00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:41,896 of "We need a bigger table" 1076 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,586 is-is everything to me. 1077 00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:48,379 You know, the-the family is a microcosm 1078 00:53:48,482 --> 00:53:52,965 of your families, we hope, and-and of wherever you live 1079 00:53:53,068 --> 00:53:55,000 and our country and the world. 1080 00:53:55,103 --> 00:53:56,620 We need a bigger table. 1081 00:53:56,724 --> 00:53:58,310 So, that-that's the idea. 1082 00:53:58,413 --> 00:54:00,620 That's why I wanted it to be the last thing. 1083 00:54:05,931 --> 00:54:07,827 Can we mention, also... 1084 00:54:07,931 --> 00:54:10,103 Sawyer? Yes. 1085 00:54:10,206 --> 00:54:12,985 So, Sawyer, of course, is no longer with us, and we miss him. 1086 00:54:13,068 --> 00:54:17,517 And he was, just like you are, just this bright energy, light. 1087 00:54:17,620 --> 00:54:20,275 None of us really expected what happened. 1088 00:54:20,379 --> 00:54:22,000 But, uh, y-you know, I-I try 1089 00:54:22,103 --> 00:54:24,344 to think about the-the good moments, 1090 00:54:24,448 --> 00:54:27,931 and often times that's here on the set. 1091 00:54:28,034 --> 00:54:29,882 I-I just think it's so important, any conversation 1092 00:54:29,965 --> 00:54:31,744 that we're having about Sawyer, we're very passionate 1093 00:54:31,827 --> 00:54:34,896 in our family about suicide prevention. 1094 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,034 It is the second leading cause of death 1095 00:54:37,137 --> 00:54:39,206 between the ages of 18 to 25. 1096 00:54:39,310 --> 00:54:44,275 But 90% of people who seek treatment are cured. 1097 00:54:44,379 --> 00:54:46,482 And so many of the messages that we get 1098 00:54:46,586 --> 00:54:49,103 are people saying, "I-I'm so grateful 1099 00:54:49,206 --> 00:54:51,572 to have heard about your brother, he saved my life." 1100 00:54:51,655 --> 00:54:54,241 Is there a-an organization that you work with 1101 00:54:54,344 --> 00:54:58,413 on behalf of Sawyer where people could reach out to you? 1102 00:54:58,517 --> 00:55:01,020 We work with the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. 1103 00:55:01,103 --> 00:55:03,551 -Okay. -That's our main, uh, our main place. 1104 00:55:03,655 --> 00:55:05,020 -Okay. -Yeah. But, uh, if... you know, 1105 00:55:05,103 --> 00:55:07,655 people can grab a Sawyer T-shirt. 1106 00:55:07,758 --> 00:55:10,034 We do T-shirts every year, and-and it 1107 00:55:10,137 --> 00:55:12,241 -all of the proceeds go there. -Great. 1108 00:55:12,344 --> 00:55:14,137 -Yeah. - Thank you. -Beautiful. 1109 00:55:23,517 --> 00:55:25,468 -You're not getting Ma. -Don't push me. 1110 00:55:27,448 --> 00:55:29,551 Get away, get away, get away, get out! 1111 00:55:33,379 --> 00:55:37,000 I almost didn't know how lucky I was, 1112 00:55:37,103 --> 00:55:39,379 working with amazing actors. 1113 00:55:39,482 --> 00:55:40,848 -Eat it! Eat it! -No! Stop! 1114 00:55:43,965 --> 00:55:46,054 That allowed you, then, to take these big swings 1115 00:55:46,137 --> 00:55:47,551 with physical comedy. 1116 00:55:49,275 --> 00:55:50,365 And then the actors, 1117 00:55:50,448 --> 00:55:53,000 just so gifted. 1118 00:55:53,103 --> 00:55:55,724 Robert, let me tell you what they did, okay? 1119 00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:06,896 Oh, I am tired, sweetness. 1120 00:56:09,068 --> 00:56:11,827 Oh, yeah. Oh... 1121 00:56:11,931 --> 00:56:14,620 Oh, baby, does that feel good. 1122 00:56:16,413 --> 00:56:18,517 Ah. 1123 00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:20,000 Hmm. Come here. 1124 00:56:24,137 --> 00:56:25,379 What? 1125 00:56:31,172 --> 00:56:32,896 If Debra has to give him 1126 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,896 permission to make more decisions, 1127 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,448 and then it has to spectacularly end badly. 1128 00:56:38,551 --> 00:56:40,330 Debra's going all nutty on me over here, 1129 00:56:40,413 --> 00:56:41,517 but what else is new? 1130 00:56:41,620 --> 00:56:42,951 That means Ray's got to, I don't know, 1131 00:56:43,034 --> 00:56:44,497 like, set the kitchen on fire. 1132 00:56:55,206 --> 00:56:56,344 The laugh 1133 00:56:56,448 --> 00:56:59,862 inside the studio was like nothing I ever heard. 1134 00:57:00,862 --> 00:57:04,655 -Ray, what the... -Fire! Fire, there's a fire! 1135 00:57:04,758 --> 00:57:06,758 Famous one was, uh, Patty 1136 00:57:06,862 --> 00:57:08,862 dealing with that Thanksgiving turkey, 1137 00:57:08,965 --> 00:57:11,172 and that was all her. 1138 00:57:11,275 --> 00:57:12,689 -Huh? -Yeah. 1139 00:57:12,793 --> 00:57:14,068 Debra is wrestling 1140 00:57:14,172 --> 00:57:15,744 with a turkey that keeps falling. 1141 00:57:15,827 --> 00:57:17,399 And you can write that on the page, 1142 00:57:17,482 --> 00:57:19,206 it just looks like an action line. 1143 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,724 And then, when Patty Heaton does it, 1144 00:57:23,827 --> 00:57:26,241 you look at the writers around you and go, 1145 00:57:26,344 --> 00:57:28,103 "Look how good we are." 1146 00:57:38,793 --> 00:57:40,675 -Okay, yes, ma'am. -Hi, my question for you is, 1147 00:57:40,758 --> 00:57:41,882 do you guys have a favorite line? 1148 00:57:41,965 --> 00:57:44,896 And if so, can you reenact it for us now? 1149 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,965 Favorite line. 1150 00:57:47,068 --> 00:57:49,034 One favorite line. 1151 00:57:49,137 --> 00:57:50,689 -I have one. -Yes. 1152 00:57:50,793 --> 00:57:53,482 "What did you do?" 1153 00:58:03,068 --> 00:58:05,344 What did you do? 1154 00:58:05,448 --> 00:58:06,551 Very well done. 1155 00:58:06,655 --> 00:58:09,172 I-I have a favorite line. 1156 00:58:09,275 --> 00:58:12,827 It-it wasn't... I didn't say it, but it was said to me, 1157 00:58:12,931 --> 00:58:14,862 and it was from nobody on here. 1158 00:58:14,965 --> 00:58:18,103 It was from a day character who was in a hospital bed, 1159 00:58:18,206 --> 00:58:20,261 -and I said something to her. -Oh. I know it. 1160 00:58:20,344 --> 00:58:22,103 And she looked at me and went, 1161 00:58:22,206 --> 00:58:25,241 "You tricky, tricky white boy." 1162 00:58:29,931 --> 00:58:34,344 If you want to get better, you got to take your pills. 1163 00:58:35,413 --> 00:58:39,241 Oh, you tricky, tricky white boy. 1164 00:58:43,586 --> 00:58:46,000 What has happened to you in real life 1165 00:58:46,103 --> 00:58:48,655 since the show's ended that you thought to yourself, 1166 00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:50,965 "That would make a really great episode"? 1167 00:58:51,068 --> 00:58:53,068 -Yeah. -Our friend Lew Schneider, 1168 00:58:53,172 --> 00:58:54,710 who's one of the great writers of the show, 1169 00:58:54,793 --> 00:58:57,896 he-he tells a story about how 1170 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,620 he was on vacation with the family 1171 00:59:00,724 --> 00:59:04,896 and he dropped his keys down the elevator shaft, 1172 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,586 in... right in the crack of the elevator door. 1173 00:59:08,689 --> 00:59:10,399 And he was freaking out 'cause it's the car keys, 1174 00:59:10,482 --> 00:59:11,862 the house keys, everything. 1175 00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,434 Uh, a-and he was really going nuts, 1176 00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:16,344 and his wife said, "Hey, th-this is great." 1177 00:59:16,448 --> 00:59:18,827 "Maybe you could use it on the show. 1178 00:59:18,931 --> 00:59:20,241 You know? That this..." 1179 00:59:20,344 --> 00:59:21,896 "We already did the episode 1180 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,344 "where Ray loses his ring 1181 00:59:23,448 --> 00:59:25,275 "in the, in the, in the thing. 1182 00:59:25,379 --> 00:59:26,724 "So 1183 00:59:26,827 --> 00:59:28,413 "this is not good for the show. 1184 00:59:28,517 --> 00:59:30,448 This is just some that happened." 1185 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,296 Hey, guys, my question is actually for Brad Garrett. 1186 00:59:37,379 --> 00:59:39,517 When Judy took you to the dance club... 1187 00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:41,862 -Yes. -You have this amazing, iconic dance. 1188 00:59:41,965 --> 00:59:44,310 I wanted to ask if we can recreate it right now 1189 00:59:44,413 --> 00:59:45,931 and boogie down a little. 1190 00:59:46,034 --> 00:59:48,103 Who, you and him? 1191 00:59:50,896 --> 00:59:52,793 -You up for it? -Come on down. 1192 01:00:09,034 --> 01:00:13,034 All right, all right, all right, all right. 1193 01:00:13,137 --> 01:00:15,655 Go, Robert! Go, Robert! 1194 01:00:15,758 --> 01:00:18,137 Go, Robert! Go, Robert! Go, Robert! 1195 01:00:18,241 --> 01:00:19,862 Go, Robert! 1196 01:00:19,965 --> 01:00:22,000 Whoop! Yeah! 1197 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,482 Everybody leave. 1198 01:00:24,586 --> 01:00:25,862 Thank you, thank you. 1199 01:00:30,827 --> 01:00:33,862 Listen... I'm sorry. 1200 01:00:33,965 --> 01:00:35,000 I'm really sorry. 1201 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,880 When Raymond left for Hollywood, 1202 01:00:41,965 --> 01:00:44,793 me and my brother Bobby decided to, um, 1203 01:00:44,896 --> 01:00:46,793 put a little note in his suitcase, 1204 01:00:46,896 --> 01:00:48,675 'cause we were gonna miss him, you know? 1205 01:00:48,758 --> 01:00:50,517 And I didn't hear anything 1206 01:00:50,620 --> 01:00:51,882 and neither did my brother Robert 1207 01:00:51,965 --> 01:00:53,482 for nine years. 1208 01:00:53,586 --> 01:00:55,655 I didn't know if he read it. 1209 01:00:55,758 --> 01:00:59,137 And then the final show comes 1210 01:00:59,241 --> 01:01:02,758 and it was very, very dramatic and-and, 1211 01:01:02,862 --> 01:01:04,620 you know, emotional, and, uh... 1212 01:01:04,724 --> 01:01:07,862 I-In his speech he says, "I-I want to 1213 01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:09,482 read something." 1214 01:01:09,586 --> 01:01:11,379 This is a little note 1215 01:01:11,482 --> 01:01:14,310 that my brother... both my brothers gave me 1216 01:01:14,413 --> 01:01:16,379 when I was leaving New York. 1217 01:01:16,482 --> 01:01:19,310 I'm saying, "Oh, my God, he-he saved it?" 1218 01:01:19,413 --> 01:01:22,965 They snuck this into my, um, my luggage. 1219 01:01:23,068 --> 01:01:25,758 What I wrote to him was, um, 1220 01:01:25,862 --> 01:01:29,758 "I hope you remember this verse: 'What does it profit a man...'" 1221 01:01:29,862 --> 01:01:34,724 "'If he gains the whole world but loses his soul?'" 1222 01:01:34,827 --> 01:01:36,724 He got tears in his eyes and 1223 01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:40,965 he goes, "Oh, I hope I did that, God," and, uh... 1224 01:01:41,068 --> 01:01:43,517 It was very moving, and I th... and I think he did. 1225 01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:46,206 I think God would be very happy with him. 1226 01:01:51,034 --> 01:01:53,586 Thank you so much for being with us, uh, tonight. 1227 01:01:53,689 --> 01:01:55,020 Uh, we're so thrilled to be with you. 1228 01:01:55,103 --> 01:01:57,000 We owe everything to you guys. 1229 01:01:57,103 --> 01:01:58,413 You know, when we started, 1230 01:01:58,517 --> 01:02:01,931 it was a show about a family, for families, 1231 01:02:02,034 --> 01:02:05,172 and after a little while, it was being made by a family. 1232 01:02:05,275 --> 01:02:07,241 What you don't see are all the people 1233 01:02:07,344 --> 01:02:10,482 that really made the show with us, 1234 01:02:10,586 --> 01:02:14,448 some of whom we haven't seen since we went off the air. 1235 01:02:14,551 --> 01:02:18,931 So, if we could, let's bring most of them out. 1236 01:02:51,896 --> 01:02:53,089 We got one little more thing 1237 01:02:53,172 --> 01:02:54,931 we want to share with the audience. 1238 01:02:55,034 --> 01:02:56,758 It's kind of like a gag reel, 1239 01:02:56,862 --> 01:02:58,965 so we want to share that with you 1240 01:02:59,068 --> 01:03:01,103 and with everybody who made the show. 1241 01:03:02,482 --> 01:03:04,379 What? 1242 01:03:04,482 --> 01:03:06,310 What's wrong? What happened? 1243 01:03:08,068 --> 01:03:09,517 You kicked me. 1244 01:03:11,551 --> 01:03:13,241 -I did? -Oh... 1245 01:03:13,344 --> 01:03:16,689 Right in the garden of good and evil. 1246 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:19,068 Right in Geppetto's workshop. 1247 01:03:19,172 --> 01:03:21,344 Right in Granny's apples. 1248 01:03:21,448 --> 01:03:23,620 Right in the Hard Rock Cafe. 1249 01:03:25,344 --> 01:03:26,917 You know where I had to go for this suit? 1250 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,000 Wherever it was, I'll bet it was dark. 1251 01:03:37,517 --> 01:03:39,551 Come on. Come on. 1252 01:03:41,068 --> 01:03:44,827 I'm just a simple man who tried to make a difference. 1253 01:03:46,137 --> 01:03:50,379 I still put my pants on one leg at a time. 1254 01:03:50,482 --> 01:03:53,116 Yeah, but you should stop when they reach your nipples. 1255 01:04:02,862 --> 01:04:04,862 You know where I had to go for this suit? 1256 01:04:05,827 --> 01:04:07,551 Little Shop of Horrors? 1257 01:04:09,448 --> 01:04:10,896 Okay. 1258 01:04:12,551 --> 01:04:13,689 Come on. 1259 01:04:13,793 --> 01:04:15,965 -Come on, man. -Oh, God. 1260 01:04:16,068 --> 01:04:17,296 Now all that remains is the issue 1261 01:04:17,379 --> 01:04:18,675 of who should be granted guardianship 1262 01:04:18,758 --> 01:04:21,758 in the event that both of you die at the same time. 1263 01:04:21,862 --> 01:04:23,172 Whoa, slow down. 1264 01:04:23,275 --> 01:04:25,860 We're still trying to have an orgasm at the same time. 1265 01:04:35,379 --> 01:04:37,275 One thing at a time. 1266 01:04:37,379 --> 01:04:39,724 You know where I had to go for this suit? Hmm? 1267 01:04:39,827 --> 01:04:41,586 Goldens? 1268 01:04:43,448 --> 01:04:44,724 That's right. 1269 01:04:45,689 --> 01:04:46,931 Come on. 1270 01:04:49,655 --> 01:04:51,054 Hey, Marie, I knew you named them, 1271 01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:52,931 but I didn't know you fed 'em. 1272 01:04:57,724 --> 01:05:00,793 It's like I-I've entered a world where ladies want Ray. 1273 01:05:00,896 --> 01:05:02,689 -Bert. Raybert. -Yeah. 1274 01:05:02,793 --> 01:05:04,517 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Raybert, Raybert. 1275 01:05:04,620 --> 01:05:06,675 You know what? With your penis and my money, 1276 01:05:06,758 --> 01:05:08,310 we're unstoppable. 1277 01:05:14,310 --> 01:05:16,551 You better have a lot of money. 1278 01:05:18,827 --> 01:05:22,931 To be honest, Debra, it's not a style I'd ever wear. 1279 01:05:24,344 --> 01:05:26,586 Nice try, though. 1280 01:05:27,586 --> 01:05:29,103 Put it on. 1281 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,965 Thank you, everybody. 1282 01:05:39,068 --> 01:05:40,365 -Want to say goodbye? -I do. 1283 01:05:40,448 --> 01:05:41,551 I want to say, 1284 01:05:41,655 --> 01:05:44,379 I want to say to 1285 01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:47,206 to all of you and to all of you... 1286 01:05:47,310 --> 01:05:50,827 I used to say this to Ray all the time... 1287 01:05:50,931 --> 01:05:52,827 Thanks for the good life. 1288 01:05:52,931 --> 01:05:54,034 Yeah. 1289 01:05:54,137 --> 01:05:56,034 And we wish the same to all of you. 1290 01:05:56,137 --> 01:05:58,827 Thank you, everybody. 1291 01:05:58,931 --> 01:06:00,413 Thank you, everybody. 1292 01:06:08,827 --> 01:06:10,310 Yay! Everybody hug!