1 00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:09,789 Bohus! Are you there? 2 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:13,549 Get up. you lazy-bones! 3 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:32,789 That goat'll strangle herself one day! 4 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:36,989 You've knocked it over again! 5 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:42,989 Let me unwind you. Go over there! 6 00:01:48,470 --> 00:01:49,389 Go over there! 7 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:56,989 Those are Bohus's pancakes! 8 00:01:59,670 --> 00:02:03,189 Go on. take one then! 9 00:02:04,110 --> 00:02:05,789 They'll be all muddy! 10 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:13,429 Chick, chick! If it weren't for me. You'd have nothing! 11 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,029 Chick, chick! 12 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:23,429 Bohus, Bohus! 13 00:02:24,430 --> 00:02:28,429 Why don't you answer me? - Stop fussing. 14 00:02:28,710 --> 00:02:30,909 I've got pancakes for you. 15 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:35,629 The pig's got out again. 16 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:40,629 He's getting his exercise. 17 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:46,069 D'you know 2.750 pubs were opened this month? 18 00:02:47,150 --> 00:02:50,229 That means more rascals. - Oh, come on! 19 00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:56,069 What's that doing in here? Come on. out you go! 20 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:04,349 I'm looking for an older woman, 21 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:10,629 I'm 70. a widower, businessman. 22 00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:16,829 That's something for you. - I've finished with all that. 23 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:23,069 But you should marry and stop all that whoring. 24 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:25,469 Finished? 25 00:03:26,150 --> 00:03:28,669 You've never been a whore. 26 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:37,229 You just laze about. You don't work on the house. 27 00:03:37,470 --> 00:03:42,069 The roof's got holes in it and you just lie there. 28 00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:47,069 If you at least did something to help - 29 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:53,069 Feed the hens or the rabbits... 30 00:03:55,150 --> 00:04:00,069 You just lie about idle and do nothing. 31 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:51,709 That pig's a real swine! - Bohus. are you at home? 32 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:57,909 What d'you want? 33 00:05:00,790 --> 00:05:03,109 You didn't show up. - What was it like? 34 00:05:03,790 --> 00:05:05,909 We waited for you until four in the morning. 35 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:11,109 Vlasta didn't come either. The pub's shut. 36 00:05:12,190 --> 00:05:13,509 So what? 37 00:05:13,670 --> 00:05:17,429 She'll open up now. eh? - Where was she, then? 38 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:21,509 And who with? - Eh. Bohus?! - Leave it out! 39 00:05:27,230 --> 00:05:29,149 Stop shouting! 40 00:05:41,230 --> 00:05:43,749 Bohus! 41 00:05:45,950 --> 00:05:48,589 Are you here? 42 00:05:53,230 --> 00:05:55,949 Stop hiding. I know where you are! 43 00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:59,949 D'you want that gas or not? 44 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:02,949 What for? - Hergot! 45 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:07,189 We fought for it under communism and now no-one wants it! 46 00:06:09,590 --> 00:06:12,589 I'll withdraw the application! 47 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:17,189 I'll do without since you've done nothing about it. 48 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,189 I'm cancelling the application! 49 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:23,589 You think you'll get a girl here without gas! 50 00:06:24,870 --> 00:06:27,189 I'm cancelling the application! 51 00:06:37,870 --> 00:06:40,389 I'm opening up in a minute! 52 00:06:40,910 --> 00:06:44,789 Stop that. you idiot! 53 00:06:47,870 --> 00:06:52,189 We did it yesterday, and the day before! 54 00:06:55,470 --> 00:06:59,389 I'll be five minutes! - More like seven. 55 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:02,989 God knows what they'll think! - You're sitting on some bacon 56 00:07:07,670 --> 00:07:11,189 I'll do it - I'll cut myself! 57 00:07:11,870 --> 00:07:14,789 You're too high. - Stand on your toes. 58 00:07:15,270 --> 00:07:19,189 Open up! What's she doing in there? 59 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:26,029 Just can't do without it, can you? 60 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:30,029 I'm glad I'm not your wife! - I'm single. 61 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:34,629 If I were as young as I'm single, I'd be a teenager. 62 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:47,949 We're queuing in the rain like Russians buying bread! 63 00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:52,429 Christ, I've got washing hanging outside! 64 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:55,669 It's not raining, idiot! 65 00:07:56,110 --> 00:08:01,629 It's bit damp, though! Forget your knickers and get serving! 66 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,229 Put the telly on. 67 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:30,229 Have a fucking rest! 68 00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:37,229 There were 2 metres here yesterday - where's the other one? 69 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:40,229 Who d'you mean? 70 00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:44,029 Have you seen another one here? 71 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:48,669 Have some brandy. 72 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:56,269 You'll have to get out of the habit of doing that. 73 00:08:56,750 --> 00:09:00,669 You mean, you'll have to. 74 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:05,669 I'd like to see you or Bohus. 75 00:09:07,950 --> 00:09:11,869 ...with three kids coming to see you! 76 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:15,469 You'd be in the Party too. 77 00:09:16,350 --> 00:09:17,469 They're all trying to be clever now. 78 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:23,469 I am and always will be a Communist! 79 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:26,149 I joined the Party and I had no children. 80 00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:32,109 I'd rather see them peg out than join the Party. 81 00:09:32,390 --> 00:09:34,909 You can talk, you haven't got any. 82 00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:41,309 As a Communist it bugs me that you left the Party. - Cut it out! 83 00:09:43,390 --> 00:09:45,509 Just be glad it's behind us now. 84 00:09:46,390 --> 00:09:48,309 Is it fuck! 85 00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:59,909 Good morning. - Guten tag! 86 00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:05,749 Good morning. 87 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:12,549 Two years after the Revolution and Krauts everywhere! 88 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:52,349 Lovely fresh air... 89 00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:56,349 ...peace and quiet. 90 00:10:57,230 --> 00:11:00,149 Birds twittering sweetly, 91 00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:08,429 What an arsehole. 92 00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:10,149 Christ! 93 00:11:10,830 --> 00:11:14,349 Don't try hide from me! 94 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:19,149 There's no-one here, only a pisshead! 95 00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:23,589 Just wait till I get home! 96 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:27,349 You drunken oaf! 97 00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:37,789 The good thing about marriage is 98 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:41,589 you can have a fuck even when you don't want to! 99 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:44,269 Look at our sexy number! 100 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:48,389 She's really something! 101 00:11:51,070 --> 00:11:53,789 She knows a thing or two! 102 00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:56,389 I could do with a drink. 103 00:11:56,670 --> 00:12:00,109 And I'm starving and I've got no-one to sleep with! 104 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:06,989 Lend me thirty, or twenty. 105 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:10,749 Why should I lend you money? 106 00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:13,389 Young lads and they haven't got any money. 107 00:12:13,790 --> 00:12:17,109 Shut up and play. - The game's not going your way. 108 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,189 Look at clever young Vanek. 109 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:23,389 He sells those lotteries. 110 00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:27,789 I've won nothing all year. - I'm not surprised. - Here you are. 111 00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:33,189 Give us three beers. Hello! 112 00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:37,789 Four beers and four vodkas. 113 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:41,389 You're drunk, 114 00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:44,189 you haven't got any money. Go home. 115 00:12:46,510 --> 00:12:48,829 Give us some. for fuck's sake! 116 00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:53,629 Where'd get money from? We've co from work! 117 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:57,629 Don't be such a cow 118 00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:00,629 and give us four beers. 119 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,429 Give them the beers on me. - They're not getting anything. 120 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:06,029 Go home! 121 00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:11,229 Wake up. She'll give you some. 122 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:16,229 You'll give him some, eh? - Keep your insults to yourself! 123 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,389 Who d'you think I am? 124 00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:28,869 I'm declaring a protest sleep. 125 00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:32,269 Today's youth can't manage anything. 126 00:13:33,350 --> 00:13:35,869 Good afternoon. 127 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:39,269 I'm looking for Mr Stejskal. 128 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:42,869 Is he here? 129 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:47,069 They've come for you! 130 00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:51,469 Are you Bohumil Stejskal? Good afternoon. 131 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,229 Could you step outside for a moment? 132 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:03,029 Me? 133 00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:07,429 Why? 134 00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:19,629 Be on the alert, lads. 135 00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:28,629 What has he done? Where are they taking him? 136 00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:34,469 Must be the secret police. - You should know. - Leave it out. 137 00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:40,069 Rubbish. They've been disbanded. 138 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:52,509 The police have now issued information concerning. 139 00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:56,509 the crimes committed by a teenage gang. 140 00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:13,509 He's gone off his head, the poor bugger! 141 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:17,909 Damages amounted to 375.000 crowns... 142 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:20,509 Yeah, me! Me! Me! 143 00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,949 Sergeant, have any further arrests been made? 144 00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:32,749 How is the investigation progressing? 145 00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:39,349 We have discovered more details about the crime. 146 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:42,549 It's quite clear... 147 00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:51,509 I'm rich! Stop the car! 148 00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:54,509 I'm rich! 149 00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:57,309 To your health! Cheers! 150 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:02,109 Cheers! 151 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:06,309 I don't have to answer to anyone anymore! 152 00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,549 What are you going on about? 153 00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:12,349 I'll pay you back. I've got money, haven't I? 154 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:16,549 Have a drink. - I can't, they'd lock me up. 155 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,949 What d'you mean, you can't? 156 00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:22,949 I'll pay for everything. I've got money. 157 00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:27,149 I'll pay you out of prison. 158 00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:29,149 I'll bring him over. 159 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:33,349 Come on, come with me. 160 00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:39,349 He won't believe me otherwise. Give me some money! 161 00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:43,349 I'd love to help you out but there's no point now. 162 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,349 Am I rich or am I not? 163 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:50,589 Of course, but it has to be sorted out legally. 164 00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:56,589 More formalities! 165 00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:03,589 I'll pay you back. 166 00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:06,989 I'm getting it all back. 167 00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:11,989 Come to Vlasta's tonight. 168 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,789 And they won't take it from me again? 169 00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:24,589 No. in all probability. I don't think so. 170 00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:28,589 You don't think so? 171 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:32,589 I don't believe it! 172 00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:35,989 I mean, definitely not. 173 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:39,389 Only if the system changes. 174 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:45,549 You mean the Commies will be back? 175 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:50,789 I'm easy... You're easy, eh? 176 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:54,189 We're easy. 177 00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:59,549 How much does it come to? 178 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,189 How much!? How much!? 179 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,429 It depends. 180 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:10,189 D'you mean the market value or the book value? 181 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:15,629 All this is making my arse sweat. Market fluctuations affect the value. 182 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:20,229 Just give me some idea. 183 00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:27,349 You're either lucking stupid or you won't tell me. 184 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:34,429 It's upward of six figures. 185 00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:39,629 More than six figures? 186 00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:43,109 Then I'm a millionaire! 187 00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,669 I'm a millionaire! 188 00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:51,069 Stop the car, I'm a millionaire! 189 00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:57,669 I've got to get out of the car! 190 00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:07,469 God, I knew you were up there somewhere. 191 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,669 Don't pretend you aren't. 192 00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:29,069 Teacher! 193 00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:32,669 I'm rich! 194 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:37,669 They gave it all back to me! Kids. 195 00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:42,069 I'm a millionaire - I can buy you what you want. 196 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:45,669 Say hello, children. - Good afternoon. 197 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,509 Hello, kids. Let's go. 198 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,789 Let s go, doc! 199 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,869 We're here. 200 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:10,469 That's mine, too? - Only up to that fence. 201 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:13,709 We can buy it, can't we? 202 00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:17,509 It's nice... 203 00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:20,309 And a church. 204 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:24,589 That's not part of it. - I know. I'm not stupid. 205 00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:27,829 How many bricks are made here? 206 00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:30,709 I'll look it up for you. 207 00:20:36,390 --> 00:20:38,709 These haven't been in the kiln yet. 208 00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:44,709 What're you standing around here for smoking? 209 00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:46,749 You have to get a move on. 210 00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:50,229 Who d'you think you are, the Prsident's brother? 211 00:20:53,630 --> 00:20:57,349 Don't talk to me like that, you old fart! 212 00:20:57,830 --> 00:21:01,749 Who are you calling a fart?! - You shit. 213 00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:04,749 You're fired! 214 00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:09,949 Get me the manager! 215 00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:15,709 Why didn't you ram him one?! 216 00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:18,109 Manager! 217 00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:21,709 What's going on? - I want the manager. 218 00:21:22,190 --> 00:21:23,309 I am the manager. 219 00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:26,149 You've got some real rabble working here. 220 00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:30,469 I'm Dr Ulrich. - Good day, comrade... 221 00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:33,749 May I present the new owner of this brickworks. 222 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:36,149 Mr. Bohumil Stejskal 223 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:40,749 Glad to meet you. I've been working here 25 years. 224 00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:44,749 And look at the mess everywhere! 225 00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:47,149 Bricks lying around - 226 00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:51,749 25 years and it looks like this! 227 00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:54,949 The chimney's the only thing smoking around here! 228 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:58,749 Come on, boys. - Don't pander to them. 229 00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:04,149 Get to work, gentlemen! - These are our bricks! - Of course. 230 00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:13,589 I've got a brickworks! Fantastic! 231 00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:15,189 The value of bricks has gone up. 232 00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:17,669 I'll expand. 233 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,989 See that big house over there? 234 00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:26,589 That big one? - Yes, it's yours. 235 00:22:27,670 --> 00:22:30,789 I don't believe it! 236 00:22:31,870 --> 00:22:34,189 And that block over there. 237 00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:37,589 With all those shops? 238 00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:40,989 That?! - Yes! 239 00:22:43,110 --> 00:22:47,029 And that food shop? - Of course, let's go. 240 00:22:50,110 --> 00:22:52,629 Good afternoon. 241 00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:59,229 Give me a bottle of plum brandy. 242 00:23:03,270 --> 00:23:05,189 You going to give it to me? 243 00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:08,109 Get into the queue. 244 00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:10,789 She won't give it to me! 245 00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:14,189 I'll take it myself, then. - Wait! 246 00:23:16,870 --> 00:23:19,189 There we are! - That'll be 56 crowns. 247 00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:22,789 What do you mean? 248 00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:27,589 You pay for that brandy! 249 00:23:27,910 --> 00:23:29,989 You can't drink that! It's not paid for! 250 00:23:30,310 --> 00:23:32,829 Sir, tell him not to drink that! It's not paid for! 251 00:23:33,110 --> 00:23:35,429 Why should I? 252 00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:39,229 I'm sorry about this. - Don't pay anything in my shop! 253 00:23:41,510 --> 00:23:45,229 Why are you giving her money? In my shop?! 254 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:48,429 It hasn't been legally settled yet. 255 00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:53,829 So, she doesn't know yet! Will she be surprised! 256 00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:57,829 Tell her it's mine. 257 00:23:58,310 --> 00:23:59,829 Excuse me. 258 00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:07,629 Mr Bohumil Stejskal here is the new owner of the shop. 259 00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:13,669 You're getting pay from me for the last time. 260 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:18,669 What d'you do with what you don't sell? 261 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,069 It goes bad otherwise, eh? - No. 262 00:24:23,350 --> 00:24:25,269 You throw that salami out? 263 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:31,269 No. It gets sold off. 264 00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:35,869 Only buy what you sell. You're a good-Iooking bird. 265 00:24:36,150 --> 00:24:39,869 You couldn't work here if you did stupid things. 266 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,829 Wait, wait, stop! Stop! - What now? 267 00:24:52,150 --> 00:24:54,869 It's Kaja, my old mate! 268 00:24:56,150 --> 00:25:00,469 Hello, Kaja! I know you! You don't know me? 269 00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:04,069 I don't remember you, sorry. 270 00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:07,669 Let's go and get smashed. 271 00:25:07,950 --> 00:25:11,029 I'm in a real hurry. I am sorry! 272 00:25:11,270 --> 00:25:13,989 I've got a taxi. 273 00:25:14,350 --> 00:25:16,869 I'm sorry, but... - Take a photo... 274 00:25:17,670 --> 00:25:19,469 Let's go for that drink. 275 00:25:19,670 --> 00:25:21,749 Have a nice time. I have to go. 276 00:25:21,950 --> 00:25:25,909 Come on. Kaja. This is all mine! 277 00:25:26,990 --> 00:25:28,909 Off we go. 278 00:25:30,990 --> 00:25:34,909 I'll find you... in Prague. 279 00:25:35,790 --> 00:25:37,709 Or on television. - We haven't got time. 280 00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:41,909 We can go by taxi. 281 00:25:42,990 --> 00:25:46,309 He didn't stop to chat. 282 00:25:46,470 --> 00:25:48,909 They're all watching. 283 00:25:49,390 --> 00:25:53,069 Bit of an idiot, eh? - Of course, he is. 284 00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:58,149 Could've had a drink. - Get in, please. - Where's that brandy? 285 00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:02,469 It's shame. - We don't need him. 286 00:26:05,390 --> 00:26:06,909 Let's go. 287 00:26:07,910 --> 00:26:09,149 Let's go. 288 00:26:09,430 --> 00:26:12,189 He could've come with us. 289 00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:20,749 That's mine, too? - Of course! 290 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:26,149 Part of this block and this hotel. 291 00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:30,949 Let's go for an inspection. - What?! 292 00:26:32,030 --> 00:26:35,949 Let's go for an inspection. - I'll just get my papers. 293 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,709 Wait, wait! 294 00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:45,909 Good afternoon. 295 00:26:52,430 --> 00:26:54,949 Don't say anything. 296 00:26:56,270 --> 00:26:58,309 Don't say it's mine. 297 00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:09,949 We've been here 5 minutes and no service! 298 00:27:16,550 --> 00:27:19,749 I'm sorry, gentlemen, but... - What's up? - We're reserved. 299 00:27:23,070 --> 00:27:26,989 I'm sorry, but you'll have to go somewhere else. 300 00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:29,069 Got some problems? 301 00:27:29,790 --> 00:27:33,309 Let's go and sort it out. 302 00:27:37,070 --> 00:27:38,989 What'll it be? 303 00:27:41,470 --> 00:27:43,989 Two soda waters. - And what else? 304 00:27:44,950 --> 00:27:47,989 What else? Nothing else. Two soda waters. 305 00:27:48,870 --> 00:27:50,989 Can you remove your cigarette? 306 00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:53,309 What d'you mean? 307 00:27:53,470 --> 00:27:56,989 You might like to remove your cigarette! 308 00:28:03,230 --> 00:28:07,349 I don't believe it! This table-cloth needs changing. 309 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:11,589 Waiter... - Quiet! 310 00:28:20,910 --> 00:28:22,029 You're here already?! 311 00:28:26,190 --> 00:28:27,349 You can sit here, madam. 312 00:28:28,110 --> 00:28:30,469 The gentlemen are just leaving. 313 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:35,989 Repete! 314 00:28:36,230 --> 00:28:39,149 I'm sorry? - We want some more! 315 00:28:41,070 --> 00:28:44,789 I think I'll have an ice-cream sundae. 316 00:28:45,110 --> 00:28:47,029 No! Just two sodas. 317 00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:51,149 Two soda waters. - Only with a coffee order. 318 00:28:54,110 --> 00:28:56,029 Two coffees, then. 319 00:28:57,750 --> 00:29:01,549 You'll spoil it! Let the idiot get on with it! 320 00:29:02,270 --> 00:29:04,189 Who are you calling an idiot? 321 00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:08,629 I'd like two sugars. 322 00:29:10,670 --> 00:29:12,029 Is that yours? 323 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:22,229 What would you like? - A whisky. 324 00:29:26,150 --> 00:29:27,429 Where are you from? 325 00:29:27,670 --> 00:29:30,829 Prague and this is my cousin from Africa. 326 00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:34,949 A Praguer! That's the capital. 327 00:29:35,710 --> 00:29:39,589 It must be really smokey there everyone's black! 328 00:29:40,150 --> 00:29:41,949 No offence, boys. 329 00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:04,069 We ordered something and they didn't. 330 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:11,069 I ordered coffee so I could get a soda and I get nothing! 331 00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:15,989 They got their drinks so who's the idiot? 332 00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:19,069 Who d'you think you are?! 333 00:30:19,550 --> 00:30:22,069 This is a five-star hotel! 334 00:30:22,190 --> 00:30:26,789 Mr. Five-Star should behave better. 335 00:30:31,150 --> 00:30:33,269 People trying to flag you down, 336 00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:36,869 people want to pay and take no notice. 337 00:30:37,150 --> 00:30:39,069 The table-cloths are dirty... 338 00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:42,069 It's a real mess here! 339 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:46,069 You waddle from one table to the next. 340 00:30:49,190 --> 00:30:50,869 You let in blacks and not gipsies. 341 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,709 You know how much money gipsies have? 342 00:30:55,190 --> 00:30:57,589 I'm not racist, don't get me wrong. 343 00:31:00,390 --> 00:31:04,709 You think you're so clever! 344 00:31:05,790 --> 00:31:08,509 You think I'm some kind of idiot? 345 00:31:08,790 --> 00:31:11,269 Tell him who I am! 346 00:31:13,710 --> 00:31:15,109 Unfortunately, 347 00:31:15,350 --> 00:31:18,909 this is the new owner, the heir. 348 00:31:21,790 --> 00:31:24,109 Unfortunately for him, you mean. 349 00:31:25,230 --> 00:31:30,709 I don't give a damn, you're an oaf! 350 00:31:30,950 --> 00:31:34,149 I won't be ordered about by anyone! 351 00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:38,149 You try rushing around all day! 352 00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:40,949 Let the owner try it! 353 00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:43,469 You think I've never worked? 354 00:31:44,230 --> 00:31:48,149 I doubt it from the way you behave. 355 00:31:49,230 --> 00:31:52,149 You just don't know the terrain. 356 00:31:52,550 --> 00:31:55,149 I can leave anytime. 357 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:59,349 Off you run, then. 358 00:31:59,630 --> 00:32:01,829 I don't need people like you! 359 00:32:03,270 --> 00:32:04,869 It's the new age! 360 00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:08,109 The guest throws the waiter out! 361 00:32:09,230 --> 00:32:11,149 I'm leaving! 362 00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:13,869 I'm leaving! 363 00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:16,149 It's new age! 364 00:32:17,950 --> 00:32:21,149 Off he goes. - You shouldn't have done that. 365 00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:23,549 Why? 366 00:32:24,630 --> 00:32:26,189 I'm rich, aren't I? 367 00:32:36,950 --> 00:32:39,669 Look at him pacing out the land. 368 00:32:45,070 --> 00:32:46,149 Have a drink. 369 00:32:46,870 --> 00:32:50,189 Tell him all this... 370 00:32:53,270 --> 00:32:55,389 Strong stuff, eh? 371 00:32:55,590 --> 00:32:58,789 Tell him all this is mine! 372 00:33:02,270 --> 00:33:04,469 That I'm a millionaire. 373 00:33:08,270 --> 00:33:12,189 If they need any apples or pears in Africa. 374 00:33:15,470 --> 00:33:18,389 We'll send them over. 375 00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:27,189 Why is he laughing? 376 00:33:28,510 --> 00:33:32,229 I am Bohumil Stejskal. 377 00:33:34,310 --> 00:33:38,029 What's this... Ahoso vidaho? 378 00:33:39,710 --> 00:33:41,429 The son of the Highest. 379 00:33:43,030 --> 00:33:46,229 There's only one... 380 00:33:47,390 --> 00:33:49,349 The king's son! 381 00:33:49,950 --> 00:33:53,229 I just thought... don't worry. 382 00:33:55,110 --> 00:33:57,189 But you've no phone. - No. he hasn't. 383 00:33:57,430 --> 00:33:59,349 We can fax stuff instead. 384 00:33:59,550 --> 00:34:03,069 Your land starts at the stream 385 00:34:03,310 --> 00:34:05,189 and finishes at the woods. 386 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:10,189 Over there you've got 20m... - Stop telling me what I own! 387 00:34:10,710 --> 00:34:12,429 I've got quite enough already. 388 00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:15,629 Have a drink. - No thank you. 389 00:34:15,870 --> 00:34:18,429 Have a drink, or I'll use someone else's services. 390 00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:23,829 To the son of the highest! 391 00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:27,189 Sit down. 392 00:34:32,710 --> 00:34:34,189 Have a drink. 393 00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:38,029 Lie down. 394 00:34:41,590 --> 00:34:44,189 We're living in a democracy! 395 00:34:45,070 --> 00:34:47,149 It's fucking hot! 396 00:34:54,270 --> 00:34:56,189 Hey. Slav! 397 00:34:58,350 --> 00:35:02,269 Do you want some help? - No. Off you go. 398 00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:06,269 Are you all right? 399 00:35:06,470 --> 00:35:09,269 I might be sick over you! 400 00:35:13,070 --> 00:35:14,269 Off you go! 401 00:35:17,150 --> 00:35:18,669 I'll go with you! 402 00:35:19,670 --> 00:35:22,669 Go on! - Bye! 403 00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:25,669 Get going! 404 00:35:27,390 --> 00:35:29,909 My dear lord! 405 00:35:30,790 --> 00:35:33,309 You're still in your shoes! 406 00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:37,909 Dirty, horrid... 407 00:35:38,190 --> 00:35:40,469 You don't know what happened. 408 00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:43,909 I'm a millionaire. 409 00:35:44,070 --> 00:35:46,869 You stupid millionaire, 410 00:35:46,990 --> 00:35:49,269 your goat's strangled herself! - What? 411 00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:52,669 She's hanged herself! - What? 412 00:35:56,350 --> 00:36:00,269 I can't be here all the time. 413 00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:04,269 Your goat! 414 00:36:10,190 --> 00:36:13,309 I told you not to tie her to that tree. 415 00:36:33,390 --> 00:36:34,869 How did it happen? 416 00:36:34,990 --> 00:36:39,109 She fell and got caught on the rope. 417 00:36:45,230 --> 00:36:47,749 Lizinka, what have you done to me? 418 00:36:49,430 --> 00:36:51,509 I've got all this money. 419 00:36:54,430 --> 00:36:56,349 My little goat. 420 00:36:57,750 --> 00:37:00,069 I had all these plans for you! 421 00:37:01,030 --> 00:37:03,149 A new goat-shed. 422 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:06,709 What's the point of money now? 423 00:37:08,230 --> 00:37:10,349 You won't come back to life. 424 00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:15,349 You're sorry now but you can't help her. 425 00:37:18,430 --> 00:37:20,349 You won't come back, 426 00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:24,149 not even for a million! 427 00:37:26,470 --> 00:37:28,789 You shouldn't have done that to me! 428 00:37:30,470 --> 00:37:33,109 I won't pray for ten days. 429 00:37:33,630 --> 00:37:37,749 Don't blaspheme, you're always in the pub. 430 00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:42,349 So your farm's going into ruin. 431 00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:46,749 I'm inviting you all. - Bohus! 432 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:51,109 It's a funeral wake. - What's happened? 433 00:37:51,630 --> 00:37:54,349 In memory of my goat. 434 00:37:54,910 --> 00:37:56,549 She hanged herself, the swine. 435 00:37:57,430 --> 00:37:59,349 To goats! 436 00:37:59,630 --> 00:38:01,229 Don't eat that! 437 00:38:01,430 --> 00:38:03,909 I'm inviting you. 438 00:38:08,190 --> 00:38:09,869 Don't give them that shit. 439 00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:13,589 Get changed. In front of the pub in an hour. 440 00:38:14,670 --> 00:38:18,189 I'll pay for these beers. - No, I'm paying! 441 00:38:20,870 --> 00:38:24,189 Liduna won't let me go. 442 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:26,189 She'll have to. 443 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:29,109 Jackets, ties, we're going into town. 444 00:38:29,270 --> 00:38:32,389 Don't drink that pig swill. 445 00:38:34,670 --> 00:38:37,389 Me, too? - Of course. 446 00:38:38,470 --> 00:38:41,869 Forget the cards, we're off to town. 447 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:45,389 But I'm winning! - So what? 448 00:38:47,070 --> 00:38:48,429 I'm inviting you all. 449 00:38:48,710 --> 00:38:52,269 I've just been to a cremation. I don't need to change. 450 00:38:52,510 --> 00:38:54,829 OK, stay as you are. Let's go. 451 00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:59,229 Just finish my rum. - Leave that. 452 00:39:01,510 --> 00:39:02,829 What about me? 453 00:39:02,990 --> 00:39:05,749 Sorry, no girls allowed. 454 00:39:14,510 --> 00:39:17,429 Come right back home. - No, I won't. 455 00:39:18,310 --> 00:39:21,629 You not coming, Josef? 456 00:39:24,310 --> 00:39:27,869 He's giving you money. - It'll all be paid for. 457 00:39:30,110 --> 00:39:33,149 Arnost, come with us. 458 00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:35,829 Where to? - To celebrate! 459 00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:39,429 You thick, or something? 460 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,629 Great nose, great spirit. 461 00:39:44,910 --> 00:39:48,829 He didn't mean it like that, come on. 462 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:55,429 The double decker is here! 463 00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:02,429 Isn't that fucking fantastic? 464 00:40:07,550 --> 00:40:08,629 OK. On you get. 465 00:40:12,550 --> 00:40:16,469 If you get on that bus, don't come back again! 466 00:40:17,950 --> 00:40:19,869 You promised to chop the wood. 467 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:24,069 Just be good, here's a thousand. 468 00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:25,789 Bohus! 469 00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:29,069 I said, no girls! 470 00:40:29,550 --> 00:40:31,469 For the journey. 471 00:40:32,950 --> 00:40:36,669 They'll be fighting over me next! 472 00:40:56,590 --> 00:40:58,509 There's old Kostal. 473 00:40:58,750 --> 00:41:01,509 Stop the bus. 474 00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:06,909 Come and have dinner with us. 475 00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:10,309 I stopped having dinner since the invasion of Kuwait. 476 00:41:10,590 --> 00:41:14,469 Get him in. - What are you doing? - Let's go. 477 00:41:24,310 --> 00:41:27,149 I have to feed my rabbits. 478 00:41:28,590 --> 00:41:30,909 You'll make me sterile! 479 00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:34,509 You're making it dirty, you know how much this costs? 480 00:41:34,630 --> 00:41:36,509 So what... 481 00:41:37,310 --> 00:41:39,909 These guys have a really hard life. 482 00:41:41,590 --> 00:41:45,509 They need some fun, put the TV on. 483 00:41:48,750 --> 00:41:50,909 Faster, here we go... 484 00:41:51,070 --> 00:41:54,509 Look, boys, go at 120kmlh. 485 00:42:01,070 --> 00:42:03,509 ...eighty... 486 00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:07,629 ...ninety, hundred... 487 00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:13,109 ...a hundred and twenty! 488 00:42:15,350 --> 00:42:19,149 Ninety... I said 120, do what I tell you! 489 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:29,349 Hello! - Hello. 490 00:42:39,630 --> 00:42:41,949 I'm Bohus. 491 00:42:44,670 --> 00:42:47,749 We agreed no girls! 492 00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:54,789 Let me introduce you to my wife. 493 00:42:56,470 --> 00:42:58,709 Dr. Ulrich. 494 00:43:00,390 --> 00:43:02,149 Doctor? 495 00:43:02,630 --> 00:43:04,629 Are you a lawyer as well? 496 00:43:05,030 --> 00:43:07,989 No, a plastic surgeon. 497 00:43:09,030 --> 00:43:11,549 What? - A plastic surgeon. 498 00:43:11,830 --> 00:43:15,349 Say, someone wants to make their nose smaller. 499 00:43:17,630 --> 00:43:18,549 Sorry. 500 00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:23,589 You can't be a man without a proper nose. 501 00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:29,149 Arnost's got a problem with his nose. 502 00:43:29,670 --> 00:43:32,789 They laugh at his, it's so small. 503 00:43:33,470 --> 00:43:34,989 I don't get any? 504 00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:42,589 To the memory of my little goat. 505 00:43:44,150 --> 00:43:46,989 To a little goats! 506 00:43:48,950 --> 00:43:51,989 What shit is this? 507 00:43:53,470 --> 00:43:56,789 It's fucking sweet! 508 00:43:57,670 --> 00:44:01,589 I've drunk all my money away... 509 00:44:08,110 --> 00:44:11,989 Please be quiet. - That's what we're doing. 510 00:44:13,110 --> 00:44:15,509 You can't shout in a restaurant like this. 511 00:44:15,710 --> 00:44:16,829 It's alright. 512 00:44:17,510 --> 00:44:21,629 What sort of pub is this if you can't have a sing-song? 513 00:44:24,510 --> 00:44:27,989 It's not even in Czech! 514 00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:32,629 I'd recommend the ham roll 515 00:44:35,310 --> 00:44:38,229 then the turtle soup. 516 00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:40,509 I'm not downing turtle! 517 00:44:40,710 --> 00:44:43,429 Then the Chateaubriand. 518 00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:46,629 I've have that, too. 519 00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:49,189 But medium rare. 520 00:44:50,830 --> 00:44:54,189 I want goulash and dumplings. 521 00:44:54,590 --> 00:44:57,229 I'll have the medium rare, too. 522 00:44:57,710 --> 00:45:00,229 Bring me a beer before I snuff it. 523 00:45:06,510 --> 00:45:08,829 What about your venison? 524 00:45:09,190 --> 00:45:10,829 We'll have goulash and beer. 525 00:45:11,710 --> 00:45:14,629 Goulash and beer for me. 526 00:45:15,710 --> 00:45:17,429 Beer and rum. 527 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:21,789 But these are specialities! 528 00:45:22,710 --> 00:45:25,149 Just bring the food and don't ask. 529 00:45:26,430 --> 00:45:28,509 They're dick-heads. 530 00:45:29,150 --> 00:45:32,069 Don't act like peasants! 531 00:45:32,550 --> 00:45:36,069 Could I have caviar? - Of course. 532 00:45:36,550 --> 00:45:40,069 What an arse-hole - caviar! 533 00:45:41,150 --> 00:45:43,669 Sit down, Arnost! 534 00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:47,069 Look at these portions! 535 00:45:50,150 --> 00:45:51,869 Sparrow food. 536 00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:55,469 I'm going for a slash. 537 00:46:00,630 --> 00:46:03,669 Get a load of that! She's something else! 538 00:46:07,790 --> 00:46:11,509 Bohus will buy her for you, eh? 539 00:46:12,390 --> 00:46:14,309 Stop shouting. 540 00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:18,309 What would you like to drink? - Beer. 541 00:46:18,590 --> 00:46:22,349 You're always downing beer. 542 00:46:23,110 --> 00:46:25,709 What about the best wine they've got? 543 00:46:27,790 --> 00:46:31,709 I'd like to try that blue burgundy. 544 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,949 I've never tried blue wine. 545 00:46:36,790 --> 00:46:39,069 Some of that blue stuff. 546 00:46:40,550 --> 00:46:43,669 Come here, come here! 547 00:46:45,030 --> 00:46:48,269 What does that girl like drinking? 548 00:46:48,790 --> 00:46:50,709 Scotch. 549 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:55,189 Send a bottle over there. 550 00:46:55,390 --> 00:46:57,269 Certainly. 551 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:09,269 Have some, it's good stuff. 552 00:47:09,510 --> 00:47:10,709 Christ! 553 00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:14,189 Have some - it'll clean out your system! 554 00:47:15,270 --> 00:47:18,909 Perhaps it'll really clean you out! 555 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,709 Cheers! 556 00:47:26,030 --> 00:47:27,709 Cheers! 557 00:47:36,830 --> 00:47:39,749 To your health, my beauty! - To your health! - Cheers! 558 00:47:43,630 --> 00:47:45,149 What a looker! 559 00:47:45,630 --> 00:47:49,629 You have to drink it all or we're not going home. 560 00:47:51,110 --> 00:47:53,229 Must be an actress. 561 00:47:54,310 --> 00:47:56,749 Or a whore. 562 00:47:57,830 --> 00:47:59,589 Or both. 563 00:47:59,830 --> 00:48:03,029 Don't insult her! 564 00:48:03,870 --> 00:48:07,549 Don't be a clever dick! - Who's being clever? 565 00:48:07,870 --> 00:48:11,349 He thinks money can make him president! 566 00:48:11,510 --> 00:48:15,389 Don't fuck with me or you'll be sorry, 567 00:48:15,550 --> 00:48:17,389 you old fart! 568 00:48:17,670 --> 00:48:21,309 Try me, you capitalist! 569 00:48:22,270 --> 00:48:24,789 Who are you calling a capitalist, you shit! 570 00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:28,309 I could pretend to be clever if I had money, too. 571 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:37,749 Leave him alone! 572 00:49:05,590 --> 00:49:07,789 Fuck this town! 573 00:49:08,990 --> 00:49:11,429 Let's go home, come on! 574 00:49:20,070 --> 00:49:22,509 You're not leaving me here! 575 00:49:24,710 --> 00:49:26,389 My leg... 576 00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:29,509 It'll be OK. 577 00:49:35,190 --> 00:49:38,869 You'll pay for the damage. - We'll settle up, of course. 578 00:49:43,630 --> 00:49:45,229 Are they gone? 579 00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:48,429 Have they really gone? 580 00:49:49,710 --> 00:49:51,429 Bastards! 581 00:49:53,110 --> 00:49:55,189 We'll pay up, you pay them, 582 00:50:04,950 --> 00:50:07,469 You're the only normal person around here. 583 00:50:10,950 --> 00:50:12,869 You know what? 584 00:50:13,830 --> 00:50:16,269 I'll pay for you to have a nose-job. 585 00:50:16,910 --> 00:50:18,029 Cool! 586 00:50:18,470 --> 00:50:22,309 You'll do it for him, no matter how much it costs? 587 00:50:22,510 --> 00:50:25,389 Do you believe me? - What? 588 00:50:25,510 --> 00:50:27,629 I don't care how much. 589 00:50:29,310 --> 00:50:33,109 Doctor, are you a doctor? 590 00:50:33,630 --> 00:50:34,709 Yes. 591 00:50:38,070 --> 00:50:40,629 D'you believe in God? 592 00:50:41,510 --> 00:50:43,829 Me? No. 593 00:50:44,310 --> 00:50:46,829 I don't understand how anyone can believe. 594 00:50:47,270 --> 00:50:49,189 Why not? 595 00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:52,509 There's no proof, 596 00:50:52,950 --> 00:50:54,669 no-one's ever seen Him. 597 00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:58,829 I've never seen your cunt but I believe you've got one. 598 00:51:16,350 --> 00:51:18,749 Try a bit higher. 599 00:51:21,950 --> 00:51:23,269 OK. 600 00:51:24,990 --> 00:51:27,589 Look at them go! 601 00:51:28,390 --> 00:51:30,909 How fast can it go? 602 00:51:32,510 --> 00:51:35,509 That left one could be our mayor. 603 00:51:37,390 --> 00:51:39,309 Who did you vote for? 604 00:51:40,790 --> 00:51:42,309 What a woman! 605 00:51:50,990 --> 00:51:52,629 OK! 606 00:51:55,990 --> 00:51:58,469 They're only Czech programs or what? 607 00:51:58,630 --> 00:52:00,389 You're in the way! 608 00:52:00,550 --> 00:52:02,309 More to the left. 609 00:52:07,110 --> 00:52:08,869 That's too much. 610 00:52:12,190 --> 00:52:14,229 What shall we have? 611 00:52:15,990 --> 00:52:18,269 Plum brandy, eh? 612 00:52:27,990 --> 00:52:29,909 To your health. 613 00:52:33,990 --> 00:52:37,309 D'you believe in God? 614 00:52:37,870 --> 00:52:39,309 I do. 615 00:52:39,710 --> 00:52:40,789 And I don't. 616 00:52:40,990 --> 00:52:44,509 How can you work together? 617 00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:47,749 It's not possible. 618 00:52:48,510 --> 00:52:50,509 It's a sin not to believe. 619 00:52:50,670 --> 00:52:52,429 Want some rabbit? 620 00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:55,949 The devils are multiplying. 621 00:52:56,070 --> 00:52:59,789 I can't kill them all and no-one wants to eat them. 622 00:53:00,030 --> 00:53:03,949 You can forget about meat. 623 00:53:07,550 --> 00:53:09,149 It's money now! 624 00:53:10,910 --> 00:53:13,949 You get hold of my neck like that rabbit's. 625 00:53:46,070 --> 00:53:49,989 We've an appointment with Dr Siroky. 626 00:53:52,350 --> 00:53:54,349 Phone for you! 627 00:53:54,670 --> 00:53:58,749 I've got a phone call! 628 00:53:59,030 --> 00:54:01,949 I'll go on up. - Yes, off you go. 629 00:54:02,070 --> 00:54:03,949 I've got a phone call! 630 00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:14,749 Yes, this is me. 631 00:54:16,550 --> 00:54:18,989 Who's calling? 632 00:54:19,670 --> 00:54:21,549 No, it's not raining. 633 00:54:22,630 --> 00:54:25,069 You're trying what out? 634 00:54:26,790 --> 00:54:29,709 He's trying it out to see if it works! 635 00:54:29,870 --> 00:54:33,989 I've got a meeting so piss off! 636 00:54:34,550 --> 00:54:36,389 I can't have this! 637 00:54:36,870 --> 00:54:38,309 Whose name shall I say? 638 00:54:38,870 --> 00:54:40,989 Bohumil Stejskal. 639 00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:45,829 Mr Stejskal's here... You can go in. 640 00:54:51,950 --> 00:54:55,029 Do I have to knock? - No. You don't. 641 00:55:00,110 --> 00:55:02,629 Good afternoon. 642 00:55:04,110 --> 00:55:08,029 May I introduce you... Mr Stejskal, Dr Siroky. 643 00:55:09,110 --> 00:55:10,429 Pleased to meet you. 644 00:55:10,590 --> 00:55:14,509 She doesn't smile much, but she's pretty. 645 00:55:17,590 --> 00:55:20,229 Take a seat. 646 00:55:20,710 --> 00:55:22,429 Christ, yeah. 647 00:55:25,550 --> 00:55:27,229 What can I offer you? 648 00:55:27,430 --> 00:55:31,269 Coffee, vodka, whisky. - I'll have a coffee. 649 00:55:31,430 --> 00:55:35,069 I'll have plum brandy. 650 00:55:35,950 --> 00:55:40,469 That's the only thing I haven't got. 651 00:55:40,710 --> 00:55:44,429 I carry a hip-flask, just in case. 652 00:55:49,310 --> 00:55:53,709 Two coffees and a glass. 653 00:55:53,910 --> 00:55:57,429 Three glasses, you have to try it, it's last year's. 654 00:55:57,750 --> 00:56:00,909 Three glasses, then. 655 00:56:01,310 --> 00:56:05,269 Just the bottom of the glass! 656 00:56:05,550 --> 00:56:07,709 Bottoms up, you mean! 657 00:56:09,150 --> 00:56:11,149 Isn't it lovely stuff? 658 00:56:22,150 --> 00:56:26,789 It's good... strong... 659 00:56:30,350 --> 00:56:34,069 We've been negotiating 660 00:56:34,630 --> 00:56:37,389 with a Japanese firm. 661 00:56:37,510 --> 00:56:39,389 Where can I have a slash? 662 00:56:40,030 --> 00:56:43,109 A piss... pee. 663 00:56:43,990 --> 00:56:48,109 In the corridor, third door on the left. 664 00:56:55,190 --> 00:56:58,109 Christ, what the hell sort of person is that?! 665 00:56:59,190 --> 00:57:02,109 Clever to have bogs in the corridor. 666 00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:08,629 Come on, quickly. 667 00:57:12,190 --> 00:57:16,109 Where was I? - At the Ministry. 668 00:57:20,470 --> 00:57:23,109 The Japanese are interested... 669 00:57:23,270 --> 00:57:25,709 Sit down! 670 00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:32,149 The Japanese are interested 671 00:57:32,590 --> 00:57:34,949 in your brickworks. 672 00:57:36,670 --> 00:57:40,109 What interest? - They want to buy it. 673 00:57:41,190 --> 00:57:44,589 And the 7 hectares of land with it. 674 00:57:44,790 --> 00:57:46,309 Eight. 675 00:57:47,190 --> 00:57:48,909 I've got seven down here. 676 00:57:49,190 --> 00:57:52,469 And I've got eight there. - It doesn't matter. 677 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:54,429 A minor detail, 678 00:57:54,590 --> 00:57:58,109 a hectare here, a hectare there. 679 00:58:00,990 --> 00:58:02,909 Why would they spend money on a brick-works? 680 00:58:07,630 --> 00:58:10,189 I can sell my brick to them. 681 00:58:15,710 --> 00:58:19,349 How did the yellow buggers find out about it anyway? 682 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:23,429 That's not important. 683 00:58:24,790 --> 00:58:28,949 It's not the bricks Japanese want. 684 00:58:29,430 --> 00:58:32,509 Hang on a second. 685 00:58:32,630 --> 00:58:36,109 What about the men there? - What men? 686 00:58:37,830 --> 00:58:39,549 The men working there. 687 00:58:41,270 --> 00:58:43,349 That's not our worry. 688 00:58:43,550 --> 00:58:46,429 Yeah, but it's mine. 689 00:58:46,670 --> 00:58:49,509 It's my brickworks and my people. 690 00:58:54,470 --> 00:58:57,389 I'm just coming! 691 00:58:59,310 --> 00:59:02,389 Think about it, 692 00:59:02,670 --> 00:59:07,789 there are huge sums at stake! 693 00:59:07,990 --> 00:59:11,749 Tell the Japs that I'm not selling 694 00:59:11,910 --> 00:59:14,989 and they'll be lucky to get any fucking bricks! 695 00:59:16,070 --> 00:59:17,669 Let's go, Doc. 696 00:59:24,390 --> 00:59:26,789 Slanty-eyed fuckers! 697 00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:33,989 Good... 698 00:59:45,990 --> 00:59:48,229 Come on, Mr Kostal. 699 00:59:48,470 --> 00:59:50,229 I don't think this is for me. 700 00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:53,909 Really, I can't. 701 00:59:54,070 --> 00:59:56,229 You can be my sex bodyguard. 702 00:59:57,150 --> 00:59:59,389 What if I catch something? 703 00:59:59,590 --> 01:00:03,389 The ladies are waiting. - Come on, off you go. 704 01:00:05,350 --> 01:00:07,949 You can have a bark inside. 705 01:00:11,910 --> 01:00:13,429 Good evening. 706 01:00:25,310 --> 01:00:27,949 That one's smiling at you. 707 01:00:28,110 --> 01:00:32,029 She could be my granddaughter. 708 01:00:55,950 --> 01:00:59,069 If you'd like to choose what you'd like. 709 01:01:03,950 --> 01:01:06,269 "Indian Pipe". 710 01:01:06,430 --> 01:01:08,269 That's something for Kostal. 711 01:01:08,750 --> 01:01:12,589 I've hadn't smoked since the Russians invaded. 712 01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:20,229 It's a special oral erotic experience. 713 01:01:20,790 --> 01:01:23,229 What d'you mean, oral? 714 01:01:25,910 --> 01:01:28,829 Don't stick your little tongue out at me. 715 01:01:31,150 --> 01:01:34,269 She a pretty little thing. 716 01:01:35,590 --> 01:01:39,069 How much does she cost? - Champagne for the gentlemen. 717 01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:44,269 This is a massage salon, you can't buy the girls. 718 01:01:44,550 --> 01:01:48,269 You choose what you would like and the girl 719 01:01:49,950 --> 01:01:53,829 whom you'd like to perform it. 720 01:01:55,350 --> 01:01:57,829 If she's not reserved already. 721 01:01:58,350 --> 01:02:01,429 It stinks like a brothel in here! 722 01:02:09,790 --> 01:02:13,269 I'd recommend Journey round the World. 723 01:02:14,390 --> 01:02:18,309 I can't, I'm driving. He hasn't got a licence. 724 01:02:20,190 --> 01:02:23,509 How much does it cost? 725 01:02:24,190 --> 01:02:26,429 And how many times? 726 01:02:27,270 --> 01:02:29,309 To your health, gentlemen. 727 01:02:31,190 --> 01:02:35,749 It's an hour's massage with bath and everything. 728 01:02:36,590 --> 01:02:40,509 I don't need a bath. 729 01:02:40,710 --> 01:02:43,189 I had one on Saturday. 730 01:02:43,390 --> 01:02:46,349 You'll be bathed by one of our girls. 731 01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:51,349 The champagne is on the house. 732 01:02:51,630 --> 01:02:54,749 Rubbish, don't you know how rich I am? 733 01:02:54,950 --> 01:02:57,349 Look! 734 01:03:21,190 --> 01:03:22,909 Good evening! 735 01:03:26,430 --> 01:03:28,749 D'you remember me? 736 01:03:29,230 --> 01:03:32,629 I sent that bottle over. - So what? 737 01:03:32,910 --> 01:03:36,349 Nothing, it's OK. 738 01:03:53,150 --> 01:03:56,949 Wish me luck, I'm going for Amadeus's Dream! 739 01:03:59,110 --> 01:04:01,549 Come in. 740 01:04:02,430 --> 01:04:06,389 If you'd like to take your clothes off. 741 01:04:06,630 --> 01:04:09,149 I'll just go and get ready. 742 01:04:09,470 --> 01:04:13,189 What's your name? - Irena. 743 01:04:57,790 --> 01:05:00,989 That's me done. - Already? 744 01:05:01,470 --> 01:05:04,389 I'll bathe you first. 745 01:05:04,630 --> 01:05:08,509 Don't worry, come on. - I'm not worried. 746 01:05:08,870 --> 01:05:12,389 Come on, don't worry. 747 01:05:14,270 --> 01:05:17,189 Look at all those bubbles! 748 01:05:23,030 --> 01:05:26,909 Take your clothes off! 749 01:05:27,510 --> 01:05:30,069 And your underpants! 750 01:05:35,910 --> 01:05:39,189 My watch is Water-tight. 751 01:05:48,910 --> 01:05:51,309 This is so nice! 752 01:05:57,150 --> 01:06:00,229 You don't remember 753 01:06:00,510 --> 01:06:04,229 how I fought the boys over you? 754 01:06:04,550 --> 01:06:08,469 They were arguing 755 01:06:08,710 --> 01:06:11,869 whether you were an actress... 756 01:06:12,270 --> 01:06:15,989 This is lovely! 757 01:06:19,030 --> 01:06:21,469 Are you really a masseuse? 758 01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:26,229 This is bloody nice! 759 01:06:28,550 --> 01:06:32,109 Don't you remember me? 760 01:06:33,750 --> 01:06:37,029 This is so nice! - Up you get. 761 01:06:37,750 --> 01:06:41,669 I don't want to. 762 01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:45,869 You don't remember me? - Of course, I do. 763 01:06:47,270 --> 01:06:49,789 I fought over you. 764 01:06:49,950 --> 01:06:53,429 I'm Bohumil - Bohus. 765 01:07:00,550 --> 01:07:04,469 Out you come, careful you don't slip. 766 01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:12,189 I don't want that! 767 01:07:12,350 --> 01:07:15,469 He has to wear his little hat! 768 01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:18,469 I don't want a little hat. 769 01:07:20,350 --> 01:07:22,469 What is this? 770 01:07:24,350 --> 01:07:26,909 You'll like it. 771 01:07:27,150 --> 01:07:31,069 I don't want it, I'll pay extra. 772 01:07:31,790 --> 01:07:34,749 It'll cost you 500 crowns. 773 01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:37,749 That doesn't matter. 774 01:07:38,150 --> 01:07:40,469 No little hat! 775 01:07:48,390 --> 01:07:51,909 You can't do that! 776 01:07:53,990 --> 01:07:57,909 This isn't Journey round the World. 777 01:08:01,590 --> 01:08:04,629 It's Journey to the Universe! 778 01:08:11,630 --> 01:08:13,549 Vlasta! 779 01:08:22,510 --> 01:08:24,549 That was fantastic! 780 01:08:24,790 --> 01:08:28,509 Did you like that? 781 01:08:29,590 --> 01:08:31,989 Another 500 crowns, then. 782 01:08:32,190 --> 01:08:35,349 "The Journey" costs 1700! 783 01:08:35,590 --> 01:08:38,509 You pay that at the cash desk. 784 01:08:39,390 --> 01:08:42,069 I'll take the the 500. 785 01:08:43,590 --> 01:08:47,549 But don't tell anyone. 786 01:08:48,430 --> 01:08:51,509 They'd throw me out. - What d'you mean? 787 01:08:55,110 --> 01:08:58,269 A clever girl like you sweating 788 01:08:58,430 --> 01:09:01,269 for a few hundred. 789 01:09:03,630 --> 01:09:05,549 Such a shame! 790 01:09:09,630 --> 01:09:12,549 You can live with me. 791 01:09:18,630 --> 01:09:22,549 You can't keep being thrown out by people. 792 01:09:39,670 --> 01:09:42,589 I'm completely whacked. 793 01:09:43,390 --> 01:09:46,309 I paid 7800 for you. 794 01:09:46,670 --> 01:09:49,589 I just had Journey round the World. 795 01:09:49,830 --> 01:09:52,429 You're a real stud - 796 01:09:52,670 --> 01:09:54,909 you must have been twice. 797 01:09:55,070 --> 01:09:58,589 Three times! Three times 798 01:09:58,870 --> 01:10:01,189 plus Pipe of Peace. 799 01:10:02,670 --> 01:10:05,149 I feel like a new man! 800 01:10:08,710 --> 01:10:12,629 Can you drive? - Just watch me! 801 01:10:15,390 --> 01:10:18,389 You've given me something 802 01:10:18,550 --> 01:10:21,229 I'll never forget! 803 01:10:28,670 --> 01:10:31,309 I've fallen in love. 804 01:10:33,070 --> 01:10:36,389 That Irena's so pretty, 805 01:10:37,670 --> 01:10:39,589 it's a miracle! 806 01:10:41,670 --> 01:10:44,589 I have to have her home. 807 01:10:46,710 --> 01:10:50,109 Why? You've got enough money. 808 01:10:50,710 --> 01:10:53,829 You could come here whenever you want. 809 01:10:54,710 --> 01:10:58,629 The greatest thing is freedom, 810 01:10:59,110 --> 01:11:02,629 and you can't buy that. 811 01:11:05,110 --> 01:11:08,269 I want her only for myself. 812 01:11:16,910 --> 01:11:19,229 It's stopped coming out! 813 01:11:20,350 --> 01:11:22,309 It's not coming through? 814 01:11:26,270 --> 01:11:28,629 The water's not coming through! 815 01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:35,389 What d'you mean? 816 01:11:35,550 --> 01:11:37,669 It's not working! 817 01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:42,669 I don't believe it! - It won't work, I tell you! 818 01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:47,669 We haven't had any water for a week - low pressure. 819 01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:53,469 There's no pressure! 820 01:11:53,630 --> 01:11:56,789 I keep telling you. 821 01:11:56,950 --> 01:12:00,869 There's a drought, like last year. 822 01:12:01,350 --> 01:12:03,669 This is the end! 823 01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:06,629 She's coming in an hour! 824 01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:12,269 You're doing it on purpose. 825 01:12:13,350 --> 01:12:15,989 I've got an idea, 826 01:12:16,150 --> 01:12:20,069 for five hundred. - Five hundred?! - Will you give it to me or not? 827 01:12:31,310 --> 01:12:33,469 Come on, guys! 828 01:12:47,830 --> 01:12:50,749 What the hell are you doing? 829 01:12:52,830 --> 01:12:56,109 It's like water cannons on Wenceslas Square! 830 01:12:56,230 --> 01:12:58,749 Sorry, they're beginners. 831 01:12:59,030 --> 01:13:01,749 What are you doing?! 832 01:13:02,830 --> 01:13:05,109 What is this? 833 01:13:09,670 --> 01:13:12,589 Cakes bobbing about like musk-rats! 834 01:13:15,270 --> 01:13:17,149 Aim it in the water! 835 01:13:17,870 --> 01:13:21,349 It's a bit yellow. 836 01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:39,589 There's no suckling-pig, just rabbit again! 837 01:14:42,390 --> 01:14:45,229 Looks pretty yellow to me. 838 01:14:45,390 --> 01:14:49,229 Like piss-water. - I'm not swimming in that. 839 01:14:49,390 --> 01:14:51,829 Who's asking you to? 840 01:14:51,950 --> 01:14:53,829 This is the limit! 841 01:14:54,710 --> 01:14:57,829 What d'you expect for 500 crowns? 842 01:14:58,390 --> 01:15:01,629 The tank's been rusty since the Revolution. 843 01:15:01,910 --> 01:15:05,869 If it catches fire, you're in the shits. 844 01:15:06,150 --> 01:15:08,549 What d'you mean, you are - we are! 845 01:15:09,350 --> 01:15:11,749 Don't throw it in there. 846 01:15:11,950 --> 01:15:14,669 Quiet! 847 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:48,829 Take that into the house. 848 01:15:53,350 --> 01:15:56,429 This is Irenka. 849 01:15:56,950 --> 01:16:00,869 It's her birthday and she'll be living with me. 850 01:16:02,950 --> 01:16:05,669 What in heaven's name 851 01:16:05,950 --> 01:16:08,469 have you brought home? 852 01:16:08,590 --> 01:16:11,749 If your Mum could see this... 853 01:16:11,950 --> 01:16:14,869 God in heaven! 854 01:16:15,950 --> 01:16:18,709 Don't take any notice of auntie. 855 01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:21,749 She's not my aunt, 856 01:16:21,950 --> 01:16:24,909 just a friend of Mum's. 857 01:16:25,110 --> 01:16:28,909 Go and help Mr Kostal, for Christ's sake! 858 01:16:32,790 --> 01:16:36,709 I'll buy you some earrings, come with me. 859 01:16:39,990 --> 01:16:43,229 You bastard! - Don't be so stupid! 860 01:16:43,390 --> 01:16:45,909 Let's go, Irena. 861 01:16:57,510 --> 01:17:01,229 What do you do? - Stop kidding about. 862 01:17:03,510 --> 01:17:06,509 Irena's an actress. 863 01:17:07,030 --> 01:17:09,949 I did lots of parts as an amateur. 864 01:17:15,430 --> 01:17:18,349 You haven't eaten much. 865 01:17:18,830 --> 01:17:23,229 She's on a diet. 866 01:17:24,150 --> 01:17:28,029 I'm not on a diet, why should I be? 867 01:17:28,230 --> 01:17:31,909 I eat everything - but no rabbits. 868 01:17:32,390 --> 01:17:35,549 You should've said. 869 01:17:35,990 --> 01:17:39,909 We'd have made you something else. - There's nothing else. 870 01:17:40,070 --> 01:17:43,709 Be glad it's gone. 871 01:17:46,630 --> 01:17:49,229 Don't do that, idiot! 872 01:17:50,830 --> 01:17:52,549 This is my friend, 873 01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:56,589 he went to college. 874 01:17:57,030 --> 01:17:59,749 This is Irena, sit down. 875 01:18:01,830 --> 01:18:05,749 I had her brought here to live with me. 876 01:18:09,030 --> 01:18:11,429 What did she say? - Nothing. 877 01:18:12,030 --> 01:18:15,749 She's got to... 878 01:18:18,590 --> 01:18:20,949 Down there. 879 01:18:25,070 --> 01:18:28,549 past the chickens. 880 01:18:35,790 --> 01:18:37,669 That's it. 881 01:18:40,070 --> 01:18:43,789 What's the difference between a woman and a man? 882 01:18:44,870 --> 01:18:48,789 A man has to decide on a no.1 or a no. 2. 883 01:18:48,950 --> 01:18:50,989 A woman sits down and sees what happens. 884 01:18:55,070 --> 01:18:58,989 Here she is, quiet. 885 01:19:01,590 --> 01:19:05,469 I had a birthday present brought here for her. 886 01:19:06,110 --> 01:19:10,029 Don't let it out yet. 887 01:19:11,110 --> 01:19:14,429 Go round the other side of the stable. 888 01:19:21,070 --> 01:19:23,709 It's here. 889 01:19:24,870 --> 01:19:27,549 Have you finished? 890 01:19:32,670 --> 01:19:36,189 No, she hasn't yet. 891 01:19:38,430 --> 01:19:40,389 Tell me when you've finished. 892 01:19:40,670 --> 01:19:44,629 When she opens the toilet, 893 01:19:46,590 --> 01:19:50,509 I'll give the sign, Kostal will signal to the band. 894 01:19:51,110 --> 01:19:53,509 The band starts up 895 01:19:55,110 --> 01:19:57,029 and you let it out. 896 01:19:57,550 --> 01:20:01,469 Have you finished, Irenka? 897 01:20:03,910 --> 01:20:06,949 This isn't a funeral, we're celebrating! 898 01:20:12,910 --> 01:20:15,029 Get ready... 899 01:20:30,150 --> 01:20:32,669 An ostrich?! 900 01:20:37,150 --> 01:20:40,069 It's for your birthday! 901 01:20:41,950 --> 01:20:43,949 What do I want with an ostrich? 902 01:20:44,150 --> 01:20:46,789 You've never seen a bird like this! 903 01:20:49,630 --> 01:20:52,069 What would I do with an ostrich?! 904 01:21:04,190 --> 01:21:06,709 Don't be afraid of him. 905 01:21:07,990 --> 01:21:11,349 Come and stroke him. 906 01:21:12,150 --> 01:21:16,069 Look at that neck and those legs! 907 01:21:25,150 --> 01:21:29,069 In South Africa they use them to protect property. 908 01:21:31,950 --> 01:21:34,869 Why do you need a guard? 909 01:21:35,150 --> 01:21:37,669 I've got a video, 910 01:21:37,830 --> 01:21:40,869 television. 911 01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:44,469 And Irena. 912 01:21:45,990 --> 01:21:49,909 What does it eat? - It won't eat you! 913 01:22:38,230 --> 01:22:41,149 Lovely and warm! 914 01:22:45,230 --> 01:22:47,149 Come into the water! 915 01:22:47,990 --> 01:22:50,149 I don't think I will. 916 01:22:50,430 --> 01:22:52,549 You're fired if you don't! 917 01:23:00,910 --> 01:23:03,109 Are you mad?! 918 01:23:09,830 --> 01:23:13,749 Don't you dare, in that new jacket! - Don't worry! 919 01:23:27,230 --> 01:23:29,109 This is fantastic! 920 01:24:01,270 --> 01:24:04,749 I'm so happy! 921 01:24:09,710 --> 01:24:12,589 Good, eh? 922 01:24:14,670 --> 01:24:16,189 Yes, it's nice. 923 01:24:19,670 --> 01:24:22,509 I'll take three of them. - Pardon? 924 01:24:22,670 --> 01:24:25,389 Three of these suits. 925 01:24:27,030 --> 01:24:30,189 You can't buy three identical suits! 926 01:24:30,510 --> 01:24:33,309 Why not? I like them! 927 01:24:35,910 --> 01:24:38,709 Are you sure? 928 01:24:39,710 --> 01:24:41,629 It's not such a good idea. 929 01:24:41,790 --> 01:24:44,549 Think I haven't got the money for them? 930 01:24:50,070 --> 01:24:52,069 What about a leather jacket... 931 01:24:54,670 --> 01:24:56,189 ...and jeans? 932 01:24:56,310 --> 01:24:59,789 They'd squash my balls. 933 01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:04,709 I need something loose. 934 01:25:05,310 --> 01:25:09,229 I love wearing my track-suit at home, don't I? 935 01:25:10,110 --> 01:25:12,189 He loves wearing his track-suit. 936 01:25:14,110 --> 01:25:16,229 What about a tie? 937 01:25:24,310 --> 01:25:28,229 No shit colours. I want lots of colours. 938 01:25:28,710 --> 01:25:30,229 Not in public. 939 01:25:31,030 --> 01:25:34,229 You're a pretty girl. 940 01:25:35,310 --> 01:25:37,629 You could earn a lot more. 941 01:25:38,310 --> 01:25:40,629 How much do they give you? 942 01:25:40,950 --> 01:25:44,229 Will you take the suit? - Three of them. 943 01:25:44,510 --> 01:25:46,269 Come and work for me. 944 01:25:46,670 --> 01:25:49,269 You'll make some money, 945 01:25:49,390 --> 01:25:53,509 I've got a hotel, restaurace. 946 01:25:54,150 --> 01:25:57,589 If you knew about all I had. 947 01:26:01,350 --> 01:26:03,469 You'll be inviting her home next! 948 01:26:03,670 --> 01:26:05,869 Let her come - 949 01:26:06,150 --> 01:26:09,069 I've got a pool, ostrich... 950 01:26:09,310 --> 01:26:10,989 The ostrich's mine! 951 01:26:12,030 --> 01:26:14,269 Who bought it for you? 952 01:26:14,510 --> 01:26:17,709 I'm not your property. 953 01:26:18,350 --> 01:26:21,909 You're not going to talk to me like that! 954 01:26:22,150 --> 01:26:26,069 How dare you talk like that! 955 01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:30,309 She's complaining 956 01:26:30,870 --> 01:26:32,789 and she doesn't even cook! 957 01:26:32,910 --> 01:26:36,069 Auntie has to do it all, poor little thing. 958 01:26:36,510 --> 01:26:40,269 Who made your breakfast? - It was inedible! 959 01:26:42,350 --> 01:26:46,269 Where would you be without me? 960 01:26:51,150 --> 01:26:54,149 Supposed to be a masseuse, 961 01:26:54,270 --> 01:26:55,909 she's a whore. 962 01:26:56,070 --> 01:27:01,269 I live with her - fuck her! 963 01:27:02,070 --> 01:27:06,509 It'll be all right. - Has she really gone? 964 01:27:10,190 --> 01:27:12,789 I'm fucking fond of her! 965 01:27:13,190 --> 01:27:16,029 I really love her! 966 01:27:19,390 --> 01:27:23,309 It's all right, let's pay for this... 967 01:27:24,390 --> 01:27:27,309 We've finished. 968 01:27:28,390 --> 01:27:32,309 You think I'm some whore? 969 01:27:32,790 --> 01:27:35,909 You whistle and I come running? 970 01:27:36,030 --> 01:27:39,949 I'm not having any. - Vlasta! 971 01:27:41,390 --> 01:27:45,349 I'm not having any. - Vlasta! 972 01:27:47,430 --> 01:27:51,349 You're the only one. - You're not getting any! 973 01:27:52,230 --> 01:27:55,029 Don't be silly. 974 01:27:57,430 --> 01:28:00,229 No chance, forget it. - Forget it? 975 01:28:00,430 --> 01:28:02,349 Only if we live together. 976 01:28:04,150 --> 01:28:07,349 But we are together. 977 01:28:08,750 --> 01:28:11,029 I'm not being a slave for anyone. 978 01:28:15,230 --> 01:28:18,149 I'll move in and that'll be that. 979 01:28:21,150 --> 01:28:25,549 You stink! God knows what you've been doing! 980 01:28:25,750 --> 01:28:28,989 She's the one doing things! 981 01:28:40,230 --> 01:28:42,229 What do you want? 982 01:28:43,430 --> 01:28:45,349 I want gas. 983 01:28:46,030 --> 01:28:49,349 I withdrew the application! 984 01:28:51,430 --> 01:28:53,749 I want it. 985 01:28:54,430 --> 01:28:57,309 I'll pay for the whole village to have it. 986 01:28:57,910 --> 01:29:01,629 Vlasta needs it. - She lives with you? 987 01:29:04,030 --> 01:29:06,789 Are you living with him? - Yes. 988 01:29:08,470 --> 01:29:12,389 She's living with you? - The gas is what's important. 989 01:29:13,470 --> 01:29:17,389 Pull me in, let's have some brandy. 990 01:29:34,190 --> 01:29:37,389 Careful... I don't want to get wet. 991 01:29:37,510 --> 01:29:39,389 Give me your hand. 992 01:29:43,150 --> 01:29:45,869 Now my bum's wet. Christ! 993 01:29:47,830 --> 01:29:49,669 Stop all that drinking! 994 01:29:55,510 --> 01:29:58,149 You've got a horse as well? 995 01:29:58,310 --> 01:30:02,229 That's no horse, she's a treasure. 996 01:30:07,510 --> 01:30:09,829 We going to get that gas? 997 01:30:10,070 --> 01:30:13,989 It'll cost half a million! 998 01:30:18,950 --> 01:30:20,949 It's not a matter of money. 999 01:30:21,270 --> 01:30:25,389 Yes, it is and stop drinking! 1000 01:30:26,270 --> 01:30:29,949 I'm glad I've got you! 1001 01:30:35,230 --> 01:30:37,829 You were always stupid! 1002 01:30:38,510 --> 01:30:42,429 You could've had it for free but you didn't want it. 1003 01:30:45,510 --> 01:30:49,429 She's back, the one who was here. 1004 01:30:53,510 --> 01:30:57,429 Irenka's come back to me! 1005 01:31:04,550 --> 01:31:06,429 You're not coming here! 1006 01:31:07,550 --> 01:31:11,469 Go back home - what are you doing here? 1007 01:31:25,790 --> 01:31:28,469 Tell her something! 1008 01:31:28,870 --> 01:31:31,469 This is Vlasta. 1009 01:31:32,950 --> 01:31:36,869 Have we got a servant? - How dare you! 1010 01:31:37,030 --> 01:31:39,789 They told me what you were. 1011 01:31:39,950 --> 01:31:41,629 You're a whore! 1012 01:31:41,750 --> 01:31:45,269 How dare you, you village cow! 1013 01:31:45,470 --> 01:31:48,469 Who are you calling a cow?! - Hands off me! 1014 01:31:48,790 --> 01:31:52,509 You keep your hands of Bohus! 1015 01:31:55,590 --> 01:31:57,509 Cut it out, girls! 1016 01:31:58,390 --> 01:32:01,509 Irena! Vlasta! 1017 01:32:07,550 --> 01:32:10,269 Stop that! 1018 01:32:12,950 --> 01:32:15,629 She scratches like the devil! 1019 01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:19,669 Scratch her eyes out and drown her! 1020 01:32:39,190 --> 01:32:43,109 The rich bugger won't do anything for the village! 1021 01:32:43,270 --> 01:32:46,909 We swim in this filth and he gets a swimming pool! 1022 01:32:47,590 --> 01:32:50,509 I bought you all gas! 1023 01:32:53,150 --> 01:32:56,229 What would you like, children? 1024 01:32:56,390 --> 01:32:58,509 I want to stroke your horse. 1025 01:32:58,790 --> 01:33:01,909 Better not, he bites. 1026 01:33:02,150 --> 01:33:04,909 He's an Arab bugger! 1027 01:33:07,030 --> 01:33:11,509 I want a merry-go-round! - Great idea. I'll get one! 1028 01:33:31,630 --> 01:33:33,549 Guten tag! 1029 01:33:37,630 --> 01:33:41,549 "I fucking said Guten Tag"! - Where's your cowboy hat! 1030 01:33:42,430 --> 01:33:45,909 I don't need one, I've got glasses. 1031 01:33:47,950 --> 01:33:52,069 How's it going? - The work goes on. 1032 01:33:52,430 --> 01:33:54,749 We won't get anything for free. 1033 01:33:55,030 --> 01:33:58,429 If you knew what a slog it is 1034 01:33:58,630 --> 01:34:01,149 having so much money. 1035 01:34:02,630 --> 01:34:04,549 You wouldn't envy me. 1036 01:34:06,630 --> 01:34:10,269 That spring is pure water. 1037 01:34:11,630 --> 01:34:15,189 We could bottle it. 1038 01:34:15,630 --> 01:34:17,549 We'd sell fucking gallons! 1039 01:34:17,710 --> 01:34:20,549 3 or 4 crowns a bottle. 1040 01:34:21,630 --> 01:34:24,869 A machine to do it can't cost that much. 1041 01:34:25,070 --> 01:34:28,989 I'm buying a merry-go-round. Have some fags instead. 1042 01:34:29,230 --> 01:34:32,549 Everyone wants to borrow money. 1043 01:34:34,470 --> 01:34:36,189 Dig the well by hand! 1044 01:34:38,230 --> 01:34:41,989 I pour water - I sell water. - So you're not in? 1045 01:34:44,670 --> 01:34:47,589 I'd buy the machine and you'd work on it. 1046 01:34:48,150 --> 01:34:52,069 You'd still be in the shits. 1047 01:34:53,310 --> 01:34:56,589 Some bottles might go missing... 1048 01:34:58,390 --> 01:35:00,989 They give money to maternity hospitals. 1049 01:35:01,150 --> 01:35:05,109 You read about murders, rape... 1050 01:35:09,510 --> 01:35:11,869 Where does it start? In the maternity ward. 1051 01:35:12,110 --> 01:35:16,029 I'm not giving my money to some perverts. 1052 01:35:21,110 --> 01:35:23,029 Where the hell is my horse? 1053 01:35:24,710 --> 01:35:27,709 She's Arabian. - What's her name? 1054 01:35:28,110 --> 01:35:31,429 Hathavitlah. 1055 01:35:34,710 --> 01:35:38,629 You've got to be polite to her. - Come back! 1056 01:35:50,710 --> 01:35:54,629 Don't breathe alcohol fumes all over her! 1057 01:36:01,310 --> 01:36:02,509 Hathavitlah! Wait! 1058 01:36:21,710 --> 01:36:23,629 Stop that! 1059 01:36:24,750 --> 01:36:28,069 I want to read my paper! 1060 01:36:30,750 --> 01:36:34,069 You're always asleep! - We want to go to the theatre. 1061 01:36:38,750 --> 01:36:42,669 You promised. - The promises he makes! 1062 01:36:52,750 --> 01:36:56,669 You've got your satellite, ostrich... 1063 01:36:58,550 --> 01:37:00,549 ...video, gas. 1064 01:37:00,750 --> 01:37:03,669 The gas isn't working. 1065 01:37:04,190 --> 01:37:06,469 And you've got the pool. 1066 01:37:07,790 --> 01:37:09,709 I'm bored! 1067 01:37:11,790 --> 01:37:14,109 Let's go. 1068 01:37:22,790 --> 01:37:26,189 The water heater doesn't work. 1069 01:37:26,790 --> 01:37:29,709 What shall we do? 1070 01:37:31,350 --> 01:37:34,309 Let's go shopping. 1071 01:37:43,750 --> 01:37:45,789 What now? - We want money. 1072 01:37:46,790 --> 01:37:49,949 I haven't got any - I bought the kids that ride. 1073 01:37:50,790 --> 01:37:54,709 Well, 5000 at least! - I haven't even got 1000! 1074 01:37:57,790 --> 01:38:01,069 I'll get my lawyer to bring some more. 1075 01:38:03,790 --> 01:38:05,509 Take off that stupid beret! 1076 01:38:05,670 --> 01:38:09,589 I need it against the sun! 1077 01:38:10,790 --> 01:38:12,949 Give me my beret! 1078 01:38:13,790 --> 01:38:17,709 You think we're your servants? 1079 01:38:19,790 --> 01:38:21,709 Let's go. 1080 01:38:22,750 --> 01:38:25,509 What are you then? 1081 01:38:25,830 --> 01:38:28,069 You don't cook... 1082 01:38:29,030 --> 01:38:31,349 I'll fucking kick you out! 1083 01:38:32,830 --> 01:38:35,749 He's angry with us! 1084 01:38:35,870 --> 01:38:38,749 He's frowning at us! 1085 01:38:39,830 --> 01:38:43,749 What are you doing? Stop it! 1086 01:38:46,630 --> 01:38:49,749 Where are you dragging me? 1087 01:38:50,230 --> 01:38:53,629 Just putting you to bed! - I don't want to! 1088 01:38:53,830 --> 01:38:56,749 You do, really! 1089 01:38:57,310 --> 01:38:59,549 I don't want to go to bed! 1090 01:38:59,830 --> 01:39:02,749 Let me go! 1091 01:39:07,350 --> 01:39:10,109 But it's filthy in there! 1092 01:39:10,430 --> 01:39:13,509 We'll wash you first! 1093 01:39:17,870 --> 01:39:21,149 I don't want to go to bed! 1094 01:39:57,870 --> 01:40:01,749 We're all going to Africa 1095 01:40:02,870 --> 01:40:06,749 to see their women! 1096 01:40:08,270 --> 01:40:10,189 No girls allowed on this trip! 1097 01:40:42,390 --> 01:40:46,229 Get me a bottle! 1098 01:40:50,910 --> 01:40:52,829 Catch! 1099 01:41:02,910 --> 01:41:05,709 Where could I find Mr. Stejskal? 1100 01:41:05,950 --> 01:41:09,629 Where could he find Mr. Stejskal, 1101 01:41:09,910 --> 01:41:11,829 girls?! 1102 01:41:13,910 --> 01:41:16,829 They're down by the lake. 1103 01:41:16,950 --> 01:41:20,229 He bought them a merry-go-round! 1104 01:41:20,390 --> 01:41:23,829 What did he buy them?! - A merry- go-round! - What are you saying?! 1105 01:41:24,110 --> 01:41:26,829 It's true! - That cretin! 1106 01:41:52,950 --> 01:41:56,869 Take the Doc's car. - How dare you! 1107 01:41:59,830 --> 01:42:03,269 I'll settle up. 1108 01:42:03,430 --> 01:42:06,669 No, you won't, you pauper! 1109 01:42:09,190 --> 01:42:10,869 You're poor! 1110 01:42:11,750 --> 01:42:14,269 I'm finished! 1111 01:42:16,350 --> 01:42:19,069 It certainly is! 1112 01:42:21,110 --> 01:42:24,869 Where the fuck's my beret? 1113 01:42:25,190 --> 01:42:27,069 You haven't got a brass farthing. 1114 01:42:32,990 --> 01:42:35,909 This is terrible! 1115 01:42:40,470 --> 01:42:43,429 Why didn't you tell me? 1116 01:42:43,990 --> 01:42:47,909 What? - Your father's a step-father! 1117 01:42:49,710 --> 01:42:53,629 My Dad wasn't my Dad? 1118 01:42:55,790 --> 01:42:57,869 But I'm my Dad all over! 1119 01:42:59,950 --> 01:43:03,869 All that money! - Then my Mum... 1120 01:43:05,990 --> 01:43:09,909 Who was my Dad? - Who gives a damn? 1121 01:43:10,390 --> 01:43:12,909 What'll I tell my wife? 1122 01:43:13,070 --> 01:43:16,909 Who gives a toss? 1123 01:43:17,790 --> 01:43:21,669 You'd better watch your manners with me. 1124 01:43:22,990 --> 01:43:25,629 You owe me 1.453.000. 1125 01:43:25,790 --> 01:43:29,669 Without that fairground ride. Sign here. 1126 01:43:32,790 --> 01:43:36,669 I feel sick, I haven't even got a pencil. 1127 01:43:38,990 --> 01:43:40,909 You rascal! 1128 01:43:43,390 --> 01:43:45,949 Just you wait! 1129 01:43:47,310 --> 01:43:49,069 Why? 1130 01:43:51,030 --> 01:43:53,949 Why? 1131 01:43:55,350 --> 01:43:58,749 I'm asking why? 1132 01:44:13,030 --> 01:44:16,669 I'm asking you why? 1133 01:44:20,030 --> 01:44:23,389 Can you tell me why? 1134 01:44:31,070 --> 01:44:33,989 Don't do this to me! 1135 01:44:36,230 --> 01:44:38,909 Come back home! 1136 01:44:41,070 --> 01:44:43,989 Don't be silly! 1137 01:44:49,510 --> 01:44:51,349 Get lost! 1138 01:44:59,030 --> 01:45:01,949 Don't be stupid! 1139 01:45:03,750 --> 01:45:06,709 I love you even if I haven't got any money! 1140 01:46:08,110 --> 01:46:10,029 You smoke? 1141 01:46:11,110 --> 01:46:14,029 Just the odd one. 1142 01:46:16,310 --> 01:46:19,029 "Start" brand. 1143 01:46:24,110 --> 01:46:26,029 You drink? 1144 01:46:28,150 --> 01:46:31,069 Occasionally I have a glass. 1145 01:46:38,110 --> 01:46:41,429 To clean out the system. 1146 01:46:42,110 --> 01:46:45,829 Have some, I made it myself. 1147 01:46:46,510 --> 01:46:49,029 Do you speak the truth? 1148 01:46:49,310 --> 01:46:53,229 Well, the boys helped me. 1149 01:46:56,710 --> 01:46:58,709 We help each other. 1150 01:47:00,310 --> 01:47:02,429 Have some. 1151 01:47:09,550 --> 01:47:13,029 You've got wings instead. 1152 01:47:13,310 --> 01:47:15,469 You can't use a glass. 1153 01:47:19,150 --> 01:47:21,069 Can you drink anyway? 1154 01:47:28,950 --> 01:47:31,029 Are you afraid of me? 1155 01:47:32,070 --> 01:47:35,109 I'm just a bit surprised. 1156 01:47:35,550 --> 01:47:39,069 I've always believed but 1157 01:47:40,150 --> 01:47:44,069 sometimes I've had my doubts. 1158 01:47:49,190 --> 01:47:52,109 A person's surprised when he 1159 01:47:52,230 --> 01:47:55,909 suddenly sees the truth. 1160 01:47:56,190 --> 01:48:00,109 He sees that the truth exists. 1161 01:48:07,190 --> 01:48:09,509 Look, I've got wet knees. 1162 01:48:13,390 --> 01:48:16,149 Let me pour you some... I forgot, you can't. 1163 01:48:17,190 --> 01:48:19,109 To your health. 1164 01:48:20,590 --> 01:48:22,709 I'm surprised, 1165 01:48:22,910 --> 01:48:26,269 I think I'll get plastered. Sorry. 1166 01:48:31,190 --> 01:48:35,109 I've just lost everything. - I know, Bohumil. 1167 01:48:36,990 --> 01:48:39,429 They took away my horse. 1168 01:48:40,470 --> 01:48:43,869 I know, Bohumil. 1169 01:48:46,510 --> 01:48:50,429 They all call me Bohus. 1170 01:48:51,390 --> 01:48:53,989 No-one's called me Bohumil in years. 1171 01:48:54,190 --> 01:48:55,989 Dad called me Bohumil. 1172 01:48:56,190 --> 01:49:00,109 He'd say: "Bohumil, you're going to get such a hiding!" 1173 01:49:00,990 --> 01:49:04,709 He loved me. - I know. 1174 01:49:08,230 --> 01:49:10,549 What's person to believe? 1175 01:49:13,030 --> 01:49:16,949 I always thought my Dad was my Dad. 1176 01:49:19,230 --> 01:49:23,149 I know. - What do you know? 1177 01:49:25,230 --> 01:49:27,149 Irenka's gone, 1178 01:49:28,030 --> 01:49:30,149 Vlasta won't talk to me. 1179 01:49:32,230 --> 01:49:34,149 They all want money, 1180 01:49:35,630 --> 01:49:37,549 they're all laughing at me. 1181 01:49:44,030 --> 01:49:46,589 No-one believes anyone. 1182 01:49:47,070 --> 01:49:50,149 Can't you do something, for fuck's sake? 1183 01:50:03,270 --> 01:50:05,189 Bohumil! 1184 01:50:08,270 --> 01:50:11,629 "You shouldn't say fuck"! 1185 01:50:19,030 --> 01:50:22,949 Your plum brandy smells wonderful! 1186 01:50:34,270 --> 01:50:37,189 Pig! - Listen to her! 1187 01:50:44,670 --> 01:50:47,269 Me, too. - I'll have you, gorgeous! 1188 01:50:58,270 --> 01:51:01,189 How's it going, Onassis? 1189 01:51:03,270 --> 01:51:05,189 Stupid idiot! 1190 01:51:07,870 --> 01:51:10,189 Give me another. 1191 01:51:20,710 --> 01:51:23,229 Good day to you! 1192 01:51:28,110 --> 01:51:30,509 It's Arnost! 1193 01:51:33,310 --> 01:51:36,749 I'd completely forgotten about you! 1194 01:51:39,190 --> 01:51:41,229 Where'd you get that nose from? 1195 01:51:41,790 --> 01:51:45,669 Bohus paid for my cosmetic surgery! 1196 01:51:50,030 --> 01:51:53,589 Thank you very much. 1197 01:51:53,750 --> 01:51:57,669 Come and sit down. - He looks like a man now! 1198 01:52:02,710 --> 01:52:06,629 Here's the hospital bill - 1199 01:52:06,910 --> 01:52:09,029 9.600 crowns. 1200 01:52:09,190 --> 01:52:11,989 Thank you so much for my nose. 1201 01:52:12,710 --> 01:52:15,029 You haven't heard. 1202 01:52:15,190 --> 01:52:17,229 We're fucked! 1203 01:52:18,110 --> 01:52:20,429 I haven't a bean! - What do you mean?! 1204 01:52:20,710 --> 01:52:24,669 I'm as poor as I was, a complete beggar! 1205 01:52:26,350 --> 01:52:30,269 No pool, no ostrich, satellite gone. 1206 01:52:31,310 --> 01:52:33,629 No-one gives a shit. 1207 01:52:33,830 --> 01:52:36,269 You're my only friend. 1208 01:52:39,350 --> 01:52:41,469 You'll just have to start saving. 1209 01:52:43,550 --> 01:52:47,269 From what? I've got a disabled pension. 1210 01:52:47,390 --> 01:52:50,789 Just fuck it, they're not going to cut it off. 1211 01:52:52,350 --> 01:52:55,069 The bastards took the marry-go-round as well. 1212 01:52:55,230 --> 01:52:57,749 I didn't give the doc anything. 1213 01:52:57,950 --> 01:53:00,629 I never signed anything. I'm not stupid. 1214 01:53:01,350 --> 01:53:02,909 What can they take away from you? 1215 01:53:03,750 --> 01:53:05,909 Maybe your old banger. 1216 01:53:07,110 --> 01:53:09,469 My old banger?! 1217 01:53:13,590 --> 01:53:17,309 How much did it cost? - 9.650 crowns. 1218 01:53:17,470 --> 01:53:20,309 You just add another fifty and you've got it. 1219 01:53:20,790 --> 01:53:22,469 No, I'll have money left over. 1220 01:53:22,790 --> 01:53:26,709 Now you've got 9600. - So, I'll have 50 left. 1221 01:53:27,190 --> 01:53:28,989 You'll make money on it! 1222 01:53:33,390 --> 01:53:36,309 Always someone going on about money. 1223 01:53:42,390 --> 01:53:46,349 You're not going to believe this... 1224 01:53:47,430 --> 01:53:50,349 ...but an angel appeared in front of me. 1225 01:53:52,790 --> 01:53:54,629 What angel? 1226 01:53:54,790 --> 01:53:57,709 Onassis needs an angel now. 1227 01:53:58,390 --> 01:54:01,709 What are you laughing at? 1228 01:54:03,590 --> 01:54:07,509 He just came out of the water 1229 01:54:08,390 --> 01:54:12,309 and talked like I'm talking to you now. 1230 01:54:20,190 --> 01:54:22,309 As they say: 1231 01:54:22,430 --> 01:54:26,309 I'm an atheist, thank God. 1232 01:54:30,150 --> 01:54:31,309 That's him. 1233 01:54:32,230 --> 01:54:36,149 I'm looking for Bohumil Stejskal. 1234 01:54:40,030 --> 01:54:43,349 I'm Dr. Guardian. 1235 01:55:02,430 --> 01:55:06,069 Your father died in Argentina 1236 01:55:06,270 --> 01:55:08,949 and left you his fortune. 1237 01:55:11,270 --> 01:55:16,189 Roughly 10 million dollars. 1238 01:55:37,870 --> 01:55:41,749 Now I can buy you all!