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Hmm, let's see.
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Global warming.
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And getting a "b."
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The phone ringing in the
middle of the night.
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That I'm too much
of a perfectionist.
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Honey, this isn't a job interview.
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Oh, man.
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Job interviews.
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Nothing.
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Yeah, right.
What about the pigeons?
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Oh, I don't like them.
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They're shifty.
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Losing mitchell.
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Oh!
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Hotel bedspreads.
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Never getting my driver's license.
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Or getting one and
the picture sucks.
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Dying alone.
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Claire: Oh, haley, sweetie,
did you find your shoes?
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Mom, please, not today.
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I just wanted to know
if you found your shoes.
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Why are you hounding me?
I'm freaking out right now!
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You need to relax.
It's just a driver's test.
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It's my third driver's test,
and if I fail again,
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I have to wait six
months to retake it.
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That's six more months of
you driving me everywhere.
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And then I'm like,
"there's no way I'm wearing that."
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And she was like, "well, if you don't
wear it, then you can't play." "like."
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And then I was like, "well, you know what?
That's fine by me." honey, "like."
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And she was like, "well, if you don't play,
then --" "like." "like."
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Mom! Mom! Stop! Stop
saying "like" all the time!
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You're embarrassing me! Stop it!! Like,
like, like, like, like! Aah!
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Mm.
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Haley, found your jacket.
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Why is everyone on me?!
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God!
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Ignore her.
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She can't focus on
two things at once.
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Always a good quality in a driver.
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Sweetie, we need to get you some
shoes for the dance tonight.
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No, we don't. I'm not going.
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What are you talking about?
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Why would you not be
going to the dance?
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Because school dances are lame.
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A bunch of immature boys
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Trying to impress you
with how cool they are
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When they're really
just a bunch of dorks.
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[ australian accent ] ready
to go down under, mate? Yes.
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What are you doing?
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Treasure hunting. Treasure hunting.
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Wow.
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[ normal voice ] a few days ago,
the cable guy was under the house.
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When he was leaving,
he said to haley,
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"wow, that's quite a collection
you've got down there."
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Here's the thing -- we have no
idea what he's talking about.
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All week, luke and I have been
getting more and more excited
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About what it could be.
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I bet it's really
cool old magazines.
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Yeah.
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Or a bunch of necklaces
made out of animal teeth.
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Or bugs frozen in amber.
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What if it's really
expensive bottles of wine?
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Or a suit of armor.
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What if there's ancient
indian arrowheads under there?
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What if it's gold bars?
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Oh, you think?
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For god's sakes, why don't you
go under the house and look?
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[ lasers shooting ]
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, cam. Cam, where did
we get this dolly from?
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Oh, from janice and olivia.
They brought it over yesterday.
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Lily loves it.
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It seems a little frilly,
you know, coming from them.
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What, because they're lesbians?
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That's sort of an offensive
stereotype, don't you think?
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Yeah, I suppose. I'm sorry.
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Oh, hey, did they bring
back our coffee maker?
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Nwe got off to an awkward start
they werewith our pediatrician,
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A very nice asian lady -
irrelevant.
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...Named dr. Miura,
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So I took the bold step of
inviting her over for brunch.
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[ scoffs ] I'm sorry, uh, "bold"?
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She said no patient had
ever done it before.
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Yeah, subtext -- "this is weird."
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I didn't hear any subtext.
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Do you hear any now?
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I don't even know why
we're doing this.
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Because what if lily gets sick
and there's a tamiflu shortage?
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Who do you think's gonna
get that medicine?
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The patients she likes, that's who.
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Well, maybe if you bake her a cake,
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She'll give us free x-rays.
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It's all about making connections.
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Why do you think the dentist
gives me all that free stuff?
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Um, because he's a huge queen
and he has a big crush on you.
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Really? Do you think so?
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Manny: Mom? Gloria: Hmm?
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I have a fever.
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Ay, mi amor, come here,
and I feel you.
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Oh, I don't want you to get you sick.
It could be fatal.
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Then by all means,
stand next to me.
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Let me feel you.
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Ay, papi, but you're not warm.
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Uh, probably because
you were cooking
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And your hands are warm.
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I'd better skip the party
tomorrow just to be safe.
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Oh, yeah, the party.
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What?
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The party.
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I understand about 20% of
what goes on around here.
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The party is at an amusement park,
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And manny is afraid
of roller coasters.
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Poor kid.
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I don't know where he
gets his fear from,
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Because his father's not
afraid of anything --
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No bulls, no heights,
no helicopters, no fast cars.
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But go to dinner with him and
wait for the check to come.
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Then you'll see fear in his eyes --
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Like the waiter's a ghost.
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Excited?
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Yeah.
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We're like ponce de
leun and his son.
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Little ponce.
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Who's that?
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Famous treasure hunters.
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His name was ponce?
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He'd get made fun of at my school.
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They'd probably call him "pants."
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[ laughs ]
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"pants."
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Or maybe, um, "fancy ponce."
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[ chuckles ] that's a good one.
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All right.
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Let's do this.
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Animal chittering ] oh, hey, wow.
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You okay, dad? Yeah.
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Yeah, I am. Yep.
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Gonna take a little more
than getting trapped
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In a small, dark space
with a wild animal
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To rattle your old man. All right.
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You never want your
kids to see you scared.
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You want to be that rock
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That they can grab ahold
of in a stormy sea.
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Actually, a rock would sink,
so a floating rock.
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Let's start over.
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It's windy, and you've
got a lot of papers.
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Okay. Let's do this, buddy.
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[ clears throat ]
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[ animal chittering ] okay,
good recon.
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Got the lay of the land, so...
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Aren't we going in? Yep.
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We are, but won't it be fun
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If we did it with ski
goggles and barbecue tools?
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I guess. Yeah.
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Yeah, let's do that.
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All right.
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Can I just say,
that is a lovely outfit?
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Oh, thank you.
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Well, it's just nice to see
you out of your lab coat.
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You actually have
quite a nice figure.
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Take it down a notch.
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We're just trying to make a friend,
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Not initiate a three-way.
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Oh.
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Lily looks great.
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Do you think so?
Shouldn't she have more teeth?
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I see these kids running
around at the park,
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And they look like sharks.
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Don't worry. She's perfect.
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Aren't you, lily?
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Oh, look how calm she is with you.
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She's usually very fidgety
around new people.
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Well, I just think she senses
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You're gonna be a
good friend for her
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During in good times and -
and flu season.
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Mommy!
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[ coughs ]
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Did shjust -- did she just say...
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Oh.
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Well [chuckles]
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Her first word was every gay
father's worst nightmare.
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[ crying ] mommy. Oh.
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But I know that manny's sad
because he's missing the party.
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Why don't we take him somewhere
to take his mind off it, hmm?
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I could have guessed he'd have
trouble with roller coasters.
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That kid gets woozy at barbershops
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When they spin his chair
towards the mirror.
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How about we take him to the
pier and go fishing, huh?
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Manny!
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He likes to fish? Yeah.
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He comes from a long line
of fishermen and smugglers.
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But I encourage the fishing.
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Manny, you like to fish?
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Fishing? Yeah.
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You want to go to the pietoday?
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Is this a trick to see
if I'm really sick?
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No, maybe the fresh air
will make you feel better.
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Well, then, yeah,
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'cause there's no place where
I'm more at one with --
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Just get your coat.
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Are you nervous? Shut up, alex.
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I was just asking.
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I'd be nervous if I were you.
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Alex, leave your sister alone.
She's gonna be fine.
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As long as I don't
get the same guy.
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He's so mean! You probably will.
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You won't. He hates me.
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He doesn't hate you.
He yelled at me.
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You drove into the bushes.
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Oh, no, it's him.
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Please don't be for me.
Please don't be for me.
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Please don't be for me.
Please don't be for me.
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Hi.
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Oh, thank god.
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Jenkins: Well, come on.
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I don't have all day.
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I'm gonna throw up.
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Okay, no. This is
what you're gonna do.
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You're gonna get in that car,
put on your seat belt,
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And take three deep
breaths and relax.
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This guy sees hundreds
of kids every day.
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He probably doesn't even
remember you, all right?
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Okay. Okay.
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Yo! Let'move it, two strikes.
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[ breathing heavily ]
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That's more than
three breaths, honey.
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See how much better this is?
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The truck goes in, it gets video,
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And then we get a preview
of whatever's in there.
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How ingenious is that, huh
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Are you too scared to go in?
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Why would you say that?
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Well, when you stuck your head in,
you screamed a little.
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I told you, that was
the house settling.
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Besides, this is so much cooler.
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This is how nasa does it.
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Now, hand me the
itty bitty booklight.
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Yeah.
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Final piece of the puzzle.
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[ imitates whip cracking ]
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[ chuckles ]
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Blast off!
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Luke: Hey, dad?
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Yeah?
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How are you supposed to steer
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If you don't know
where you're going?
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Stay in the present, buddy.
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Got to do it by feel.
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You got to get all jedi on it.
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[ motor revving ]
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Uh-oh.
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Did you just lose my truck? No.
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You just lost my truck! No,
I didn't!
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That w my truck!
Grandpa just gave it to me!
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I told you to stay in the present!
256
00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:21,957
Stop yelling!
257
00:09:25,095 --> 00:09:26,295
Truce?
258
00:09:26,329 --> 00:09:28,898
Yeah, sorry.
259
00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:33,001
This is delicis. Oh, thank you.
260
00:09:33,036 --> 00:09:35,738
The recipe's from the now-defunct
gourmet magazine.
261
00:09:35,772 --> 00:09:38,340
Why do all the things
I love go away?
262
00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:43,913
Look, I don't even think
she said the "m" word.
263
00:09:43,947 --> 00:09:45,581
No, we heard it.
It was clear as day.
264
00:09:45,616 --> 00:09:48,251
I-I just don't know
what we've done wrong.
265
00:09:48,285 --> 00:09:51,454
I quit my job so I could
stay at home with her,
266
00:09:51,488 --> 00:09:53,155
But maybe it's not enough.
267
00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:55,291
[ voice breaking ] maybe
we're not providing her
268
00:09:55,325 --> 00:09:58,360
With the feminine
energy that she needs.
269
00:09:58,395 --> 00:09:59,495
[ sobs ]
270
00:09:59,529 --> 00:10:03,732
Yeah, I wouldn't be too
concerned about that.
271
00:10:03,767 --> 00:10:06,101
You -- you know it's because you're asian,
right? Mitchell: Cam!
272
00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:07,069
No, I'm sorry.
273
00:10:07,103 --> 00:10:09,204
What, am I just supposed to ignore
274
00:10:09,239 --> 00:10:11,640
The giant panda in the room?
275
00:10:11,675 --> 00:10:13,408
Pandas are from china.
276
00:10:13,443 --> 00:10:14,876
I -- well, it doesn't matter.
277
00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:16,211
Okay, okay, um,
278
00:10:16,245 --> 00:10:18,379
I think what my hysterical
partner is just trying to say --
279
00:10:18,413 --> 00:10:19,480
And if I may --
280
00:10:19,515 --> 00:10:21,415
That for the first six
months of her life,
281
00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:24,418
Lily was raised by
very loving asian women
282
00:10:24,453 --> 00:10:27,854
In an orphanage, with whom
she clearly bonded, you know.
283
00:10:27,889 --> 00:10:30,590
And then suddenly you come
in with all of your...
284
00:10:30,624 --> 00:10:34,193
Asian-ness and -- and -
and breasts and womb, lady bits,
285
00:10:34,227 --> 00:10:37,329
And it -- it all just comes
rushing back to -- to her,
286
00:10:37,363 --> 00:10:38,496
And...
287
00:10:38,531 --> 00:10:40,798
You guys are overreacting.
288
00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:42,533
I'm sure lily just strung
289
00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:45,269
A couple of random syllables togeer
290
00:10:45,303 --> 00:10:48,472
And they happened to sound
something like that word,
291
00:10:48,506 --> 00:10:49,540
But that's all.
292
00:10:49,574 --> 00:10:51,208
[ chuckles ]
293
00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:53,744
Do -- do you really think that?
294
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,179
Of course! Yeah,
she -- she's right.
295
00:10:55,213 --> 00:10:57,013
She's right.
We're being ridiculous.
296
00:10:57,048 --> 00:10:58,382
We're being ridiculous.
297
00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:01,185
Your daddies are being ridiculous.
298
00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,087
Mommy!
299
00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:05,590
Okay. [ crying ]
300
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,192
Mr. Tucker?
301
00:11:07,226 --> 00:11:09,595
No, no, she's -- she's -
she's made her choice.
302
00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:10,696
She's made her choice.
303
00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:12,131
Uh, left turn.
304
00:11:12,165 --> 00:11:13,132
Here?
305
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:14,700
At the intersection, yeah.
306
00:11:14,735 --> 00:11:16,502
Okay.
307
00:11:16,536 --> 00:11:17,770
Left.
308
00:11:17,804 --> 00:11:18,937
What?
309
00:11:18,972 --> 00:11:20,906
I said, "left." you're going right.
310
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,807
Wait! No, wait! I'm trying, okay?!
311
00:11:22,842 --> 00:11:23,841
Pull over.
312
00:11:23,876 --> 00:11:25,276
No, I can do this!
313
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,744
Pull over now!
314
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,280
Why are you crying?
315
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,782
[ crying ] why do you hate me?
316
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:32,816
Oh, hell.
317
00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:35,218
Haley, I don't hate you.
318
00:11:35,253 --> 00:11:36,853
You seem like a nice girl.
319
00:11:36,887 --> 00:11:38,321
You remind me of my daughter,
320
00:11:38,355 --> 00:11:41,191
Which is why I want you to
live a long and happy life
321
00:11:41,225 --> 00:11:42,726
And be safe.
322
00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,529
And not hurt my daughter.
323
00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:47,931
I really want my license.
324
00:11:47,966 --> 00:11:50,468
I've been practicing a lot,
I swear.
325
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,403
You gonna drink and drive? No, sir.
326
00:11:52,438 --> 00:11:54,840
You gonna text and drive? No, sir.
327
00:11:54,874 --> 00:11:56,808
All right.
328
00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:59,678
Let's start this
from the beginning.
329
00:11:59,712 --> 00:12:02,280
Could you smile first?
330
00:12:02,314 --> 00:12:05,182
I'll be less nervous if you smile.
331
00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:11,754
Okay, that didn't help.
332
00:12:11,788 --> 00:12:14,356
Just go.
333
00:12:18,127 --> 00:12:21,062
Manny: Today feels like
a good day for halibut.
334
00:12:21,096 --> 00:12:23,031
Hey, jay, did I ever tell you
335
00:12:23,065 --> 00:12:24,899
About the time I used peanut
butter and jelly for bait
336
00:12:26,735 --> 00:12:29,170
And I caught a thresher shark?
You tell me a lot of funny things.
337
00:12:29,204 --> 00:12:31,238
Why are we going this way?
338
00:12:31,273 --> 00:12:33,207
It's just another way to .
339
00:12:33,242 --> 00:12:34,976
Uh-oh. Something's going on.
340
00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:37,845
What are you talking about?
Wake up, old man.
341
00:12:37,912 --> 00:12:40,047
She's trying to get me
on that roller coaster.
342
00:12:41,649 --> 00:12:42,816
No, she's not.
343
00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:44,484
Yes, I am. What?
344
00:12:44,519 --> 00:12:45,519
Told y.
345
00:12:45,553 --> 00:12:47,954
Manny, you have to face your fears.
346
00:12:47,988 --> 00:12:49,288
That's why we're here?
347
00:12:49,323 --> 00:12:51,390
But y didn't you let me
in on your little plan?
348
00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:52,758
Because you're the worst liar.
349
00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:54,326
He would have seen
right through you.
350
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,094
I don't want to go on
the roller coaster.
351
00:12:56,129 --> 00:12:57,929
Manny, you were afraid
to light the barbecue,
352
00:12:57,964 --> 00:13:00,565
But now your eyebrows
have grown back
353
00:13:00,599 --> 00:13:02,801
And your salmon is legendary.
354
00:13:02,835 --> 00:13:04,236
What if fall out?
355
00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:05,537
I will catch you.
356
00:13:05,571 --> 00:13:07,272
That's not possible.
He would crush you.
357
00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:08,707
W-what if I throw up?
358
00:13:08,742 --> 00:13:11,877
I will clean it up.
It wouldn't be the first time.
359
00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:14,380
Ah, geez, these are new shoes.
360
00:13:14,415 --> 00:13:15,749
You're not gonna let up, are you?
361
00:13:15,783 --> 00:13:19,485
Baby, I think you know the answer.
362
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,121
[ sighs ] fine,
let's get it over with.
363
00:13:22,155 --> 00:13:24,122
[ chuckles ] that's my boy!
364
00:13:24,157 --> 00:13:25,357
Vamos, jay.
365
00:13:25,391 --> 00:13:28,159
No, I'm not going on that.
That's bad for my back.
366
00:13:28,193 --> 00:13:29,226
Your back is fine.
367
00:13:29,261 --> 00:13:31,095
Yeah, I got an inner-ear thing.
368
00:13:31,129 --> 00:13:33,296
Oh, please. Don't tell
me you're scared, too.
369
00:13:33,331 --> 00:13:35,399
Scared? What -
what is this scared stuff?
370
00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:37,600
What -- what am I,
a child? I'm not scared.
371
00:13:37,635 --> 00:13:39,636
You see? You're the worst liar.
372
00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:42,305
Well, if he's not going,
I'm not going.
373
00:13:42,339 --> 00:13:45,341
Oh, for god's sake, fine.
I'll go alone.
374
00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:47,845
Here, take my girly purse.
375
00:13:47,879 --> 00:13:49,279
And you, my floppy hat.
376
00:13:49,314 --> 00:13:52,081
And if you need it,
there's the ladies' room.
377
00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:56,886
I'm not man enough to fight this.
378
00:13:58,756 --> 00:14:00,323
Here, hold my purse.
379
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:06,262
Oh, hell!
380
00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:15,653
You know, honey, I think I know
381
00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:17,122
Why you don't want to go tonight.
382
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,557
Because school dances are lame?
383
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,425
No, 'cause you don't
know how to dance.
384
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,593
That's not it.
385
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,028
I can help you with that.
Come on. Oh, god. No!
386
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,196
Come on. No! Mom!
387
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,498
Oh, yeah, back in the day,
I was quite the dancer.
388
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,835
Oh, my god, you and dad together
suddenly makes so much sense.
389
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,937
Mom! Mom, stop! Stop!
390
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,940
Please, stop. I know how to dance.
391
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,309
I just don't want to be
part of that freak show.
392
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,310
Sweetheart, you're a beautiful gir
393
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,045
Someone ll ask you to dance.
394
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,114
I know that. It's just stupid.
395
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,716
Somebody will ask you.
396
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,084
Why do you keep saying that?
397
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,853
Somebody will ask you.
398
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,623
But what if they don't?
399
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,858
Honey, if they don't,
400
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:56,061
Then you do the exact same
thing I told your sister, okay?
401
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,698
Take three deep breaths and relax.
402
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,867
Even the advice I get
is a hand-me-down.
403
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,602
Mom, I did it!
404
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:03,903
I passed!
405
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,104
Aah! Oh, my god!
406
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,305
I got my license!
407
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,874
I got my license! I got my license!
408
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,043
Haley, car's not in park. Oh, oops.
409
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,144
[ emergency brake engages ]
410
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,312
You better run to that counter. Go.
411
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,814
Run! Run! Right now!
412
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,851
I still can't believe
you lost my truck.
413
00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:22,486
It's gone, buddy. Let it go.
414
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,221
You know, maybe it's better
415
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,324
We don't solve this little mystery.
416
00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:29,761
Sometimes treasure's more
sparkly in your imagination,
417
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:32,331
Where it could be
gold or baseball cards
418
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,665
Or pirate maps.
419
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,102
Do you really think there could
be pirate maps under there?
420
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,572
I'm 100% sure it's possible.
421
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,308
All right. I'm going in.
422
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,309
What?
423
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,011
[ breathing deeply ]
424
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,548
Really? Buddy?
425
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,550
Whoa!
426
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:54,952
What do you see?
427
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,322
Nothing. It's really dark in here.
428
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,924
Wait a minute.
I think I see my truck.
429
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,227
It's right over there
by the -- uh-oh.
430
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,261
What?
431
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,563
I-I think I'm stuck.
432
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,797
How are you stuck?
433
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:09,167
My belt loop got caught
on a pipe, and it's hot!
434
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,903
Have you tried wiggling?
435
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,505
Dad! It's hot! Hurry!
436
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:13,939
I'm coming, buddy!
437
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,641
And hurry! There are
spiders in here!
438
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,845
Oh!
439
00:16:18,879 --> 00:16:20,646
Coming!
440
00:16:20,681 --> 00:16:23,016
And I'm sorry if we got
all weird in there.
441
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,350
Oh, it was fine.
442
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,186
Well, we'd like to say it's
different than how it usually is,
443
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,555
But you've seen us enough to
know that that's not true.
444
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,756
Guys, listen.
445
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,125
I had a very complicated
relationship with my mother.
446
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,728
She was born in japan -
crazy-traditional.
447
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:38,196
She didn't want me
to become a doctor.
448
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,730
She wanted me to get
married and have kids.
449
00:16:39,764 --> 00:16:42,766
But my father -- we would talk,
450
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:45,603
And he would actually
listen to what I wanted.
451
00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:47,905
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is,
452
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:51,443
Having a mother isn't always
what it's cracked up to be.
453
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,580
And if you ask me,
454
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:58,583
Having two fathers who
care as much as you do
455
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,952
Makes lily the luckiest
little girl in the world.
456
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,321
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you for that.
457
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,089
That's very sweet.
Thanks. Thank you.
458
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,658
And how are things with
you and your mom now?
459
00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:09,092
[ engine turns over ] ugh.
460
00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:12,429
The only way she'll be happy is
if I'm some asian stereotype,
461
00:17:12,463 --> 00:17:14,965
But that just isn't me.
462
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,671
I didn't see those!
463
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,107
[ crash ]
464
00:17:26,643 --> 00:17:27,877
I'm coming, buddy!
465
00:17:27,911 --> 00:17:28,844
Over here.
466
00:17:28,879 --> 00:17:32,215
That's [spits] a spider web.
Oh, god.
467
00:17:32,249 --> 00:17:33,916
Phil: My boy was in trouble,
468
00:17:33,951 --> 00:17:37,620
So I put my fears aside,
and I came to his rescue.
469
00:17:37,655 --> 00:17:40,089
Now, does that make me a hero?
470
00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:41,590
Yes, it does.
471
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,393
Everything's gonna be okay.
[ grunts ]
472
00:17:43,427 --> 00:17:46,963
Hey, everything's gonna be okay.
473
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:48,765
[ grunting ] there!
474
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:49,866
Thanks, dad.
475
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,602
Hey, just what dads do.
Let's get out of here.
476
00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:53,837
I want my truck.
477
00:17:53,871 --> 00:17:55,305
Really?
478
00:17:55,339 --> 00:17:57,273
It was a christmas gift!
479
00:17:57,308 --> 00:17:58,908
Could you go get it?
480
00:18:00,378 --> 00:18:03,346
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
481
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:05,547
Scoot. Scoot through.
482
00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:09,818
[ grunting ]
483
00:18:09,853 --> 00:18:11,286
There it is.
484
00:18:13,389 --> 00:18:14,757
[ grunts ]
485
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:15,958
Got it.
486
00:18:15,992 --> 00:18:17,392
You okay?
487
00:18:17,426 --> 00:18:19,728
Yeah. Are you okay?
488
00:18:19,762 --> 00:18:22,898
You know what? I am okay.
489
00:18:22,932 --> 00:18:23,932
Hey! Hey.
490
00:18:23,966 --> 00:18:26,001
[ laughing ] we did it! Whoo-hoo!
491
00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:28,437
We're under the house!
[ laughing ] yeah!
492
00:18:28,471 --> 00:18:29,872
[ laughing ]
493
00:18:29,906 --> 00:18:31,240
What the heck?
494
00:18:31,274 --> 00:18:32,608
We're down here.
495
00:18:32,642 --> 00:18:34,877
Why don't we see what we got,
huh? Yeah.
496
00:18:36,412 --> 00:18:39,315
Two intrepid explorers...
497
00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:41,884
Make their way on a journey --
498
00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:43,285
[ both screaming ]
499
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,954
Dead bodies!!
500
00:18:44,988 --> 00:18:48,156
We called the police and got
a bunch of detectives over.
501
00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:51,826
Turns out it was the last
owner's Halloween decorations,
502
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:53,327
Which is pretty funny.
503
00:18:53,362 --> 00:18:55,863
At least, I thought it was.
504
00:18:55,898 --> 00:18:58,999
Everybody's afraid
of something, right?
505
00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:02,536
Heights, clowns, tight spaces.
506
00:19:02,571 --> 00:19:05,507
You like it, jay?! [ laughs ]
507
00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:08,510
I did it! Whoo!
508
00:19:08,544 --> 00:19:10,278
Those are things you get over,
509
00:19:10,313 --> 00:19:12,714
But then there's our children.
510
00:19:12,748 --> 00:19:14,883
Will they fit in?
511
00:19:19,022 --> 00:19:21,123
Will they be safe?
512
00:19:21,158 --> 00:19:24,393
Those are fears you never get past.
513
00:19:24,428 --> 00:19:30,166
So, sometimes, all you can
do is take a deep breath,
514
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,668
Pull them close,
and hope for the best.
515
00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:35,404
Bye! Eyes on the road!
516
00:19:35,438 --> 00:19:37,072
Love you!E!
517
00:19:37,106 --> 00:19:39,007
Whoo-hoo! Oh, god!
518
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:41,910
Phil: I mean, things
don't always work out.
519
00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:44,546
Oh, cam, I think she wants her doll
520
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,181
I don't know where it is.
521
00:19:46,216 --> 00:19:48,250
Mommy.
522
00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:52,621
Mommy.
523
00:19:52,656 --> 00:19:54,490
Mommy.
524
00:19:54,525 --> 00:19:56,892
When you squeeze the doll,
it says, "mommy."
525
00:19:56,927 --> 00:19:59,195
Did -- did you know that -
no clue.
526
00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:01,563
[ chuckles ] the doll says,
"mommy."
527
00:20:01,598 --> 00:20:04,099
The doll says, "mommy.
" the doll says, "mommy!"
528
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:05,300
[ th laughing ]
529
00:20:05,335 --> 00:20:08,003
Phil: But you got to
love it when they do.
530
00:20:11,153 --> 00:20:13,055
Mom says there's an old
trunk in the attic.
531
00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:15,457
Oh, yeah, my grandpa's
old steamer trunk.
532
00:20:15,491 --> 00:20:17,860
In this movie I saw,
there was this old trunk,
533
00:20:17,894 --> 00:20:19,829
And there was a secret compartment,
534
00:20:19,863 --> 00:20:21,030
And when you opened it,
535
00:20:21,064 --> 00:20:22,898
There was a whole
bunch of paintings
536
00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:24,800
By the world's greatest painters
537
00:20:24,835 --> 00:20:26,068
Hidden in the war.
538
00:20:26,102 --> 00:20:28,137
My grandpa was in the war.
539
00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:30,039
Should we go up there?
540
00:20:30,074 --> 00:20:31,774
Totally. It could also be diamonds.
541
00:20:31,809 --> 00:20:32,875
Or a samurai sword.
542
00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:35,912
Or the declaration of independence.
543
00:20:35,946 --> 00:20:38,981
You know, it almost doesn't
even matter what's up there.
544
00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:41,384
What matters is what you do
545
00:20:41,418 --> 00:20:43,252
With the money from
what's up there.
546
00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:45,020
We could get a motorboat.
547
00:20:45,055 --> 00:20:46,955
Or a robotic gutter cleaner.
548
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:48,290
Or an indoor pool.
549
00:20:48,325 --> 00:20:48,724
Or a two-man submarine.
550
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,725
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